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2. cruise control will advance to auto-following

Yes, Stephen King warned us about that in Maximum Overdrive.

Technology has come a long way since Duel

2. cruise control will advance to auto-following

Yes, Stephen King warned us about that in Maximum Overdrive.

Technology has come a long way since Duel

You haven't seen Dog Soldiers ?

fuck all those lasers and radar, where is my Johnny Cab?

Actually, in a 1944 Bugs Bunny cartoon, The Old Grey Hare , a newspaper headline from the future reads, "Smellovision replaces television? Carl Stalling sez, 'It'll never work!'"

Or Ajax the Warriors' warrior.

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."

Best line ever.

I believe the quote was, "Life, uh, finds a way".

In this context however, when I read Goldblum's name, the first thing that popped into my mind was Goldblum's made-for-teevee movie about Watson and Crick, named Life Story. Watched it in biology class, it was interesting to see a young Goldblum complete with his sputtering speech style and spastic hand gestures years before he was Dr. Ian Malcom.

A similar idea has been implemented at Hollywood Memorial Park Cemetery as was discussed in the 2000 documentary The Young and the Dead

Omar Naim's The Final Cut is startlingly different than a conventional science fiction film. It's a compelling fable that offers a vision of a world where memory implants record all moments of a person's life. Post mortem, these memories are removed and edited by a "Cutter" into a reel depicting the life of the departed for a commemorative ceremony, called a Rememory. Robin Williams' powerful portrayal of Alan Hakman, a troubled "cutter," propels this character driven story that forces us to question the power of our memories and the sanctity of our privacy.

just make sure you get Robin Williams to do your video. I hear he is a phenominal cutter and can really do your life justice.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0100506/

If they do, I wonder if they will have clips of him battling that mummy before he died.

"Time, time, what is time? The Swiss manufacture it, Italians squander it, French hoard it, the Americans say it is money and the Hindus say it does not exist.

I think time is a crook".

From "Beat The Devil", 1953:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046414/

I think it's time we introduced Linus to Marty Fromme, the Sausage King of Chicago!

If you liked Dark City, you might like Metropolis, where many of those ideas came from. A review.

Actually, Bound was a good flick too (although I'm sure they didn't get very rich off of that film).

It's not a game anymore Bodhi,people are dying! - Point Break

Yeah... I was really just making a joke concerning a movie no one has apparently seen. My bad.

Ya never see these people trying to reanimate the sabre-tooth tiger....wouldn't that be earnest, thoughtful re-instatement of missing species?

In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president timecop, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular Naruto anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.

The vehicle selected was the anime series Naruto. In collusion with the distributors on this series, it was agreed to not broadcast episode 146 for the week of August 1st to August 7th, 2005.

timecop proposed and executed the plan to provide an alternative viewing experience, which was aimed at reaching out to the targeted population, and bringing about the achievement of the goals of this project.

Spokesman for Nielsen Media Research Company, Armands Leimanis, estimated that 77439 people downloaded the torrent, which actually was the movie Gay Niggers from Outer Space masterfully disguised as Naruto 146. "Never in the history of mass media marketing has something been so successfully marketed on such a large scale in such a short period of time. timecop has succeeded in accomplishing what marketing gurus around the globe have been trying to do for decades. This is truly genius in motion."

timecop was unavailable for comment as he was on an expedition to photograph spiders.

Dattebayo, in a fit of rage at being excluded from this glorious endeavor, flipped out and made the channel #db on rizon.net +i (invite only) and +k (key). This led to the mass suicide of an estimated 16% of the Naruto viewing population. This is believed to be the single most damaging factor in limiting the distribution of GNFOS to the magical 100,000 leeches. NCAAP president Kweisi Mfumeq condemned Dattebayo's actions and compared them to the KKK and gay bashing organizations.

About Dattebayo and #db on Rizon:

#db is a neo-fascist translating group who foists its misguided translations of Naruto on the unsuspecting and naïve fans of this anime series, in an attempt to promote their own nefarious agendas.

About Gayniggers from Outer Space:

Overview
Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
Produced by GayJack Movies
Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies
Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kristensen Production

"The Universe. Its mighty power. Its evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring
Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you

In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president timecop, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular Naruto anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.

The vehicle selected was the anime series Naruto. In collusion with the distributors on this series, it was agreed to not broadcast episode 146 for the week of August 1st to August 7th, 2005.

timecop proposed and executed the plan to provide an alternative viewing experience, which was aimed at reaching out to the targeted population, and bringing about the achievement of the goals of this project.

Spokesman for Nielsen Media Research Company, Armands Leimanis, estimated that 77439 people downloaded the torrent, which actually was the movie Gay Niggers from Outer Space masterfully disguised as Naruto 146. "Never in the history of mass media marketing has something been so successfully marketed on such a large scale in such a short period of time. timecop has succeeded in accomplishing what marketing gurus around the globe have been trying to do for decades. This is truly genius in motion."

timecop was unavailable for comment as he was on an expedition to photograph spiders.

Dattebayo, in a fit of rage at being excluded from this glorious endeavor, flipped out and made the channel #db on rizon.net +i (invite only) and +k (key). This led to the mass suicide of an estimated 16% of the Naruto viewing population. This is believed to be the single most damaging factor in limiting the distribution of GNFOS to the magical 100,000 leeches. NCAAP president Kweisi Mfumeq condemned Dattebayo's actions and compared them to the KKK and gay bashing organizations.

About Dattebayo and #db on Rizon:

#db is a neo-fascist translating group who foists its misguided translations of Naruto on the unsuspecting and naïve fans of this anime series, in an attempt to promote their own nefarious agendas.

About Gayniggers from Outer Space:

Overview
Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
Produced by GayJack Movies
Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies
Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kristensen Production

"The Universe. Its mighty power. Its evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring
Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being G

A collegue at work told me he used a trick once that he picked up from the movie "the big blue". He thought he had dropped his keys at a place in the water about 10 feet deep.

He just kept standing there for 20 minutes till he got a quick glimpse of the keys, through the top of a wave. In one short dive he got his keys back.

Actually just a tiny bit of the keys was sticking out of the sand but the view was quite detailed.

I've got a video of how they did this already with pork. Its called

Muppets from Space!

Space pork: The other other white meat from a galaxy far far away.

We figured out the bars in 2001.

Sean Connery Agrees.

"I'll take The Rapists for $400!"

"That's 'therapists'"

Wasn't that what John Shaft called his apartment?

I think that these movies seem different in comparison to the popularity of movies that we've seen in the last few years.

Spider-man
LOTR 1, 2, & 3
Harry Potter 1, 2, & 3
Shrek 1 & 2
Pirates of the Carribean
The Incredibles
Star Wars I, II, III

Worldwide total: $28,524,243,485.00
  http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/alltimegross?region= world-wide
No guarantees for my fat fingers with the calculator, but that's a ton of money. This years movies don't really compare to me, even just scanning over the list for 2005.

No, sorry. Those are all cute movies, but THIS is the one to watch.

No, no, no, all other are wrong. The relevant film to view both for creative inspiration and possible pitfalls is this one.

Funny? Perhaps, but Samuel L. Jackson and some other rather big names did voice acting for GTA: San Andreas. Good dialogue and voice acting can add quite a bit to a game.

I hope they use better actors if they ever decide to make a Deus Ex 2.

Are you sure you're not thinking of the Odessa Steps scene from the Battleship Potemkin?

Bah. Drywall. Tiling. I crave not these things.

--
Evan

Before embarking on your project, I would highly recommend you watch this compelling and informative docudrama.

Forewarned is forearmed, after all...

Where I learned this. Well, about the rooting, not about the smoothing over chicks.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250494/

Maybe they had some issues with the Tingle casting?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441877/

Look at the movies that were out the same year as Casablanca (And that's just the ones beginning with "C"!)

Centripetal-force-generated artificial gravity systems, like those envitioned by Arthur C. Clarke shown in the film 2001, have been studied by NASA and the Air Force for decades. Basically, it would require a structure of a few hundred meters radius rotating at a few rpm. The scale of such a habitat would be enormous, and the cost associated has not been shown to be warranted as of yet. However, the commercialization of space will probably bring about such an innovation out of necessity (for comfort).
Links here, here, and here.

...powered over another PC's USB, steals the host's input/output devices..
 
It sounds like something out of Puppet Masters.

It makes me wonder why we as the most advanced and technologically superior country, have failed to capture Osama bin Laden

Huh... according to high ranking scuttlebutt at the pentagon we've known precisely where OBL has been hiding for the past few years. Independantly related to me by two separate individuals... Top Men, both.

I think the real suprise is that you totally buy the whole "we're so inept we can't find a dialysis patient in the middle of a country the size of Texas" argument. Would you believe it if they were talking about soviet russia back in the 60s? Nope. But for some reason you see pictures of these neck-beard dirt farmers today and suddenly all bets are off.

As this movie was made before I (and I suspect quite a few others here) was born, here's some help:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083943/

Don't forget keanunet, with a capacity of 60GB (I think).

I am retarded in linking...

Gimme my orgasmotron!

so i Genetically engineer some rabbits or give little rabbits plutonium.. then send them out in the night to mangle and deform the spammers in their houses, in front of their computers.. wherever they reside.. Night Of The Lepus anyone?? oops wait a minute, that might be copyright infringement on the blue bunny ice cream..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100802/

You ment:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100802/
?

I thought it was 'sultry'?

(See this if you think I'm totally mad.)

Thanks. But stop calling me Clicky.

Kinda reminds me of Robin Williams referring to the vage announcements of the US Homeland Security Department:

    Tom Ridge ever so often goes: "Today's a blue day. No, orange--RED!!!".