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GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie .

Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.

About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:

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• Produced by GayJack Movies
• Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production

"The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring

• Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
• Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
• Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
• Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
• Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
• Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be

Unfortunately humans have appropriated ears for decorative earrings. So I guess we'll just have to use permanent neckrings (like in south Asia) and permanent colored tags. Red for violence, Green for money crimes, Orange for theives, etc.

A GPS receiver and a small explosive charge might be helpful too http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103239/

... to put explosive collars around their necks that can be triggered in a restricted zone, rather than tracking the offenders?

We could also give them a collar of C4 wired to just explode their head like this.

Why is this so difficult for people to accept?

Because of your statement "neither theory can be proven". In your context, I'm assuming you're under the impression that scientific theories are treated as by the scientific crowd in the same way that scripture is treated to the ID crowd -- that is, that scientists belive thier theories to be infalliable.

That is manifestly not the case -- the people making the claims that scientific theories are 100% proven and infalliable are either not scientists or are overly emotional scientists.

Scientific theories are never "right" -- they are simply the best we can do for now, given the ability we have to observe the world around us. At one point, it was belived that newtonian physics was 100% absolutely correct -- but relativity and later quantum mechanics came and showed classical physics to be full of holes.

A similar thing could happen to evolutionary theory -- we could make some discoveries that lead us to belive that our planet was seeded by Andromedan[1] aliens, and the other primates on our planet are devolutions of the seed race. We don't know. But the point is, from the evidence we have right now, evolutionary theory is the best explanation we have for the diversity of life and the origin of the human species. If a better explanation comes along, that has more evidence associated with it, and can explain things that evolution may not be able to explain, then it will (eventually) be adopted by the scientific community.

ID is not that theory, though, because ID is not a theory. It doesn't make any predictions, it offers no models to compete with evolutionary theory. It's simply not playing the game. ID is throwing in the towel and saying "I cannot imagine how life evolved, so it didn't. God did it."

That's why people have a problem with someone who is allegedly open minded and intelligent choosing ID as a model of life. Because it's not an answer -- it's simply a resignation to defeat. When you accept ID as a model of the world, what you're saying is "I give up. My mind is either too weak or too small to imagine the eons of time over which the processes of evolution have had to act."

[1] http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0354668/

I must disagree.

You do know that there is a movie by that name.

Watch it very, very drunk.

28" 'Take the talent from him and give it to the one who has the ten talents. 29For everyone who has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. 30And throw that worthless servant outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'

I love that movie. Definitely one of Al's monologues that made me stand up and clap.

I'll be looking for a hot brunette to help me with Cheeseman's Theory of Emotional Energy.

(wait, before you mod me off-topic, watch the movie this comes from: Happy Accidents, the best romantic comedy sci-fi in the history of the universe.)

Of course there were. They just weren't pre-packaged like the pablum of today.

Of course there were. They just weren't pre-packaged like the pablum of today.

Of course there were. They just weren't pre-packaged like the pablum of today.

Basically a time travel movie where they figure out if they sit in this box running a device they invented, they go back in time about the same as long as they sit in there. Gets into the whole seeing yourself do things and trying to outsmart your future self. Pretty cool, check it out.

It wasn't Virtual Boy, it was The Lawnmower Man. That at least started it, then when The Lawnmower Man 2 hit the stage, people just ran away screaming.

It wasn't Virtual Boy, it was The Lawnmower Man. That at least started it, then when The Lawnmower Man 2 hit the stage, people just ran away screaming.

realised its own state of perfection, and ceased to advance for lack of further necessity.

Actually, it just got cancelled

I had almost given up on ENTERPRISE last season, when I heard that Berman and Braga were essentially stepping back and letting Coto take over as producer.

My reasons for giving up were the pointless story arcs and liberal re-imagining of the TREK Universe until it was barely comparable to the initial vision of Roddenberry...and being a survivor of the "Arnold Wars" for the heart and soul of Trek, I saw this coming a long time ago.

When I found that Berman and Braga had written ENTERPRISE into a corner last season for Coto to resolve without help, it showed Berman and Braga for what they were...petulant weasels who desired all credit and spread all blame.

Considering what Coto was left with, he did a brilliant job of pulling the series out of the corner, and eliminating the 'Time Wars' arc at the same time.

But Berman and Braga had done their damage...if the fans didn't like _their_ version of TREK, then Coto would be the 'fall guy' for their errors...and he is.

Berman and Braga are _NOT_ science fiction fans, let alone writers...they are TV hacks, trying to cash in on the work and imagination of others, and being given the keys to the kingdom through control of TREK.

They wrested control of the TREK franchise from Gene when he had his stroke, and they cut out Majel, reducing her to comic relief or computer voices. They ignored quality of content for T&A and shoot-em-ups.

A simple check of IMDB on their records indicates that they have no real experience in production of programming, aside from the pocket universe of TREK; it's not unreasonable to presume that they chafed under Roddenberry's "rules" and decided to change the TREK Universe completely to their own interpretations.

Mind you, this is not to argue that the TREK Universe is inviolate...but their interpretation of the original concepts that Roddenberry laid out bear little or no resemblance to those concepts.

We could do worse than Manny Coto...in fact, we _have_ done worse with Berman and Braga.

We would all be better served by getting Paramount to remove those two and letting Coto, or anyone else with a _real_ programming/writing background, take over the TREK Universe.

Roddenberry created his universe with people who have worked on cop shows, soap operas, adventure shows and films, and all manner of programs, having done the same himself.

Berman and Braga have incestuously drawn the circle of TREK so tightly that it has developed the same stagnation we would see in inbred hillfolk...the hideous and pointless sterility that we would expect has hit TREK because of them.

Dump Berman and Braga...let in some 'fresh' genetic material to allow TREK to regenerate as it moves along, and not lock it away for Berman and Braga to continue screwing it all up again.

I was wondering, maybe not more than an hour ago, why not get a TV card and gather randomness from there? There are lots of channels on TV, and they have both a video and an audio component. You could set the thing up to change channels at random intervals,

I guess there are Joss Whedon followers and then there's everyone else. There's a certain feel to the exchanges that makes these Good in some inexplicable way. These characters are a lot more complex than a movie trailer can really present. Ambiguity, innocence, growth, everything TV doesn't get a lot of. I've seen every episode plus the pilot twice so I can say with authority that there's more in Joss's vision of the future than slick one liners.

If you appreciated Toy Story, Alien 4, Rosanne, or anything else (not to mention Buffy and Angel) he's written, you'll probably end up enjoying Serenity.

Get ready for the negative mod points from the foaming-at-the-mouth fanbase who think anything negative said about their favourite show is "troll" or "flamebait", regardless of how true it is.

Parent post is dead on. It's formula stuff. The only reason Buffy had any fanbase at all is because of the pretty faces on it. Replace them all with the Beachcombers crew and it'd be a flop amongst even the hardcore fans.

I have never watched Nemesis all the way from beginning to the end - whenever it's on HBO or Showtime, I might pause for a minute or two, before moving on to something else [Stargate, BG, Matrix I/II/III, Starship Troopers, whatever].

Last night as I surfed through HBO/Showtime for the umpteenth gazillion time, and didn't pause at Nemesis for more than a second or two, it finally dawned on me why I can never summon the enthusiasm to watch that damned movie: Because I don't want to waste two hours of my life watching a narcissistic, self-absorbed, self-glorifying, idolatrous paean to Patrick Stewart.

See Patrick as a young man. See Patrick as an old man. Watch Patrick the young struggle with teen angst. Watch Patrick the old struggle with octogenarian angst.

No thanks - I've got better things to do with my time.

PS: When was the last time Picard got laid? At least Kirk had the decency to leave the galaxy littered with his bastard offspring by way of union with a veritable army of hot, sexy, vixen-ish, Russ Meyer-esque, 1960's sex kittens.

I think that deep down inside, Picard may suffer from the Eton Disease.

Data: I must deactivate you.
B-4: For how long?
Data: Indefinitely.
B-4: How long is tha...
Data: A long time, brother.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0253754/quotes
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Left sigs long time ago!

Well I don't think they do. It's got so much crap to carry round to live up to that you just can't begin to know if you'll like it.

I saw it last nite and my immediate reaction to it is that it was Disney'd up and far too campy. The film could have been better, but it was still pretty spiffy.

I would have preferred the version with Hugh Laurie (killer funny as House MD) and Jim Carey.

But this is the kid's version, really.

Well I don't think they do. It's got so much crap to carry round to live up to that you just can't begin to know if you'll like it.

I saw it last nite and my immediate reaction to it is that it was Disney'd up and far too campy. The film could have been better, but it was still pretty spiffy.

I would have preferred the version with Hugh Laurie (killer funny as House MD) and Jim Carey.

But this is the kid's version, really.

you don't have a molecule of iron or steel just as you don't have a beer atom.

Heresay! if there's no such thing as a beer atom, then what did Albert Einstein split?

• http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/plotsummary
• http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923736/bio

• http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/plotsummary
• http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923736/bio

I could tell you but then I'd have to take you to a meeting in the corn field. ;^)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112641/

He was a Jatravartid. The narrator pretty much read the first chapter of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe including the whole "in the beginning the Universe was created" bit.

I know _WHO_ he was supposed to be. a) It was not funny. b) It did not fit into the plot of the first book. c) It was a fucking brief and off handed reference even when it did come in to play in Restaurant.

Hehe, I love reading these anti-reviews. I thought the movie was great. I have no idea why ANYONE thought it was remotely faithful to the books. Earth blows up; check. Arthur saved by Ford; check. Babelfish, Vogons, other periphery; check. The entire rest of the storyline... um, no. Not in any version of the book, tv series, radio show, game or towel that I've ever known.

Anyway, onto my point and what I found amusing in your rants about Humma Kavula:

"John Malkovich's character, a religious leader, was created especially for the movie by Douglas Adams."

Source: http://imdb.com/title/tt0371724/trivia

All this agro over a bit that DNA actually wrote! In fact, if you look deeper, Douglas wrote pretty much all of it. All that was left to do was the screenplay.

I dunno. Maybe you were expecting a glorious deep story. Maybe you were expecting a visual representation of the books, verbatim, like even LOTR failed to do. Whatever, you were never gonna get it. What we did get was an amusing, madcap comedy in the Hitchhikers universe, and a load of nay-sayers who would never have been happy unless they had made it themselves. Seeing as none of you would, the point really is moot.

Let's call it "Elliott" - a better name than "GPCC" for the companion of an extraterrestrial brown dwarf.

Considering the 7.4 average on IMDB I'd call it a success at least for a sci fi movie.

People give movies rediculous ratings from time to time, like 1/10 for an average-good film, that's why you should look at a mean score to be safe.

what was with the love story?

Hey, if I had Zooey in the movie, I'd put in a love scene myself. Yummy.

Please, George Lucas, don't hijack my brilliant script full of euro-angst and a no-happy-ending plot and turn it into a heroic story with Jar Jar.

There will be no mole humanoids. There could be an army of vampires ("we always knew they'd come running down here, hiding away from the sun like we've done forever, and now it is time to feast on them") down there, but nothing else. What I'd like to see is the same hopeless fight against the inevitable doom as in the "On the Beach".

If you didn't realize that there wasn't subtle humor, perchance it's because you were too busy looking for things to bitch about to catch it?

You really do come off as an elitist prick:

And after going to see this movie, they might "know" the right answer, but they won't "get" why so many of us "geeks who read" find that answer hilarious.

Why the hell would you be so presumptious to assume that someone won't "get" it just because they saw the movie first? And if they don't get it, maybe it will just build up enough curiosity to get a nine year old to actually read the book sometime.

There is delicious irony in the fact that you are being an elitist prick over a story that someone came up with while he lay drunk in a field.

You probably bitched and moaned when Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? was made into a movie. I mean, there is no way that you could really get such a gritty film noire feel in a film. It would have to be in printed form.

You're kidding, right? What did you parents do, turn off the television when Cronkite was talking about the Apollo missions?

That sort of thing only happens in movies like Carrie.

Worst movie of all time:

Gayniggers from Outer Space

Hands down. It's got the plot of a bad porn movie with none of the naked people (which, considering the title, I'm glad of). Of course, it's intentionally bad, which might disqualify it.

(And I didn't make the movie, so don't go callin' me racist.)

Wrong, buddy. If you look here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724/fullcredits#wr iters, you can see that he is credited for both the book and the screenplay.

Also, the Joker did it in Batman!

fs

uh oh

btw, great movie :)

And then remember AIDS isn't the cause of death, but the state that the body can't fight back...

Depending what you read:

Spinal and throat cancer

Spinal cancer

Throat cancer

He died of having AIDS. Cancer killed him. A bit on the end

GRAHAM CHAPMAN
(writer, author, ex-Python)

(Mr. Chapman could not be reached in time for deadline)

I think Ultraviolet is based on this (since they both refer the the vampires as having a genetic issue the same way-hemophagia): http://imdb.com/title/tt0169501/ It was an ok series.

Dude, Equilibrium was literally the worst film I've ever seen.

then you have obviously not seen Knights.

in addition to being the worst film i've ever seen (by a LONG shot), it contains the worst line of monologue i've ever heard in a movie. you'll have to wait until the closing scene to catch it, though (if you can make it that far).

Alien was first.

If you want to see exactly how inane this is, go out and rent the brain-dead Paul Verhoeven film, Starship Troopers.

Poor use of an example there, being that Starship Troopers is a oft-misunderstood anti-war satire.

Mod article +5 Ironic

...for some interesting tidbits. A good mix of "wtf were they doing considering Ashton Kutcher for Batman?", and "dammit! why couldn't they talk Viggo Mortensen into playing Ra's Al Ghul?"

But the funniest one was a drunk crashed into the Batmobile while they were filming in Chicago, and he claimed he ran into it because he was afraid it was an alien spacecraft.

A trailer for a DC Comic turned movie that looks good? What? I must be in some bizzaro world...

Let's see what happens when we get to see Superman Returns

Just incase anyone didn't pick it up, the parent post's quote is an adaptation of a defining quote from American Psychob

Yeah, here he is, Catwoman. That's gotta be a little weird on your resume huh?