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Kaufman's contribution (before he died)

I don't think you have the right Kaufman. this guy is still very much alive, and released an Ashley Judd movie (messy) just this year.

I'd rather see a sequel to Mel Brook's Spaceballs.

Anyway, Yogurt promised! "Spaceballs II: The search for more money!"

After all, who can dismiss a wonderful parody like this:
Lord Helmet: I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
Lone Starr: And what does that make us?
Lord Helmet: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Yes, McGregor was an unkown for most people who stayed away from movies dealing with dead babies wakling on ceiling and the horrible pickle shots and hand jobs of velvet goldmine (way to much of an inside joke)...
I was actually refering to the wonderful Jake Lloyd and the marvelous .

There were set pieces that acted circles around them.

Yes, McGregor was an unkown for most people who stayed away from movies dealing with dead babies wakling on ceiling and the horrible pickle shots and hand jobs of velvet goldmine (way to much of an inside joke)...
I was actually refering to the wonderful Jake Lloyd and the marvelous .

There were set pieces that acted circles around them.

He came up with the idea of making a movie based on the '50s-style action serials featuring a "James Bond"-like globe-trotting archeologist. A lot of King Solomon's Mines, a little Maltese Falcon, a name reminiscent of Nevada Smith Other than that the bulk of Raiders came from screen-writer Kasdan (allegedly, Kaufman's contribution (before he died) was the opening and closing scenes, and his widow fought for a co-story credit).

George says, "let's have Indy meet his father and go after the Holy Grail", hires a screen-writer to fill in the rest, and *boom* story credit.

Sam

He came up with the idea of making a movie based on the '50s-style action serials featuring a "James Bond"-like globe-trotting archeologist. A lot of King Solomon's Mines, a little Maltese Falcon, a name reminiscent of Nevada Smith Other than that the bulk of Raiders came from screen-writer Kasdan (allegedly, Kaufman's contribution (before he died) was the opening and closing scenes, and his widow fought for a co-story credit).

George says, "let's have Indy meet his father and go after the Holy Grail", hires a screen-writer to fill in the rest, and *boom* story credit.

Sam

He came up with the idea of making a movie based on the '50s-style action serials featuring a "James Bond"-like globe-trotting archeologist. A lot of King Solomon's Mines, a little Maltese Falcon, a name reminiscent of Nevada Smith Other than that the bulk of Raiders came from screen-writer Kasdan (allegedly, Kaufman's contribution (before he died) was the opening and closing scenes, and his widow fought for a co-story credit).

George says, "let's have Indy meet his father and go after the Holy Grail", hires a screen-writer to fill in the rest, and *boom* story credit.

Sam

It would be nice to actually see if they can get some no name actors that actually know how to act.

Actually, they did. His name is Ewan McGregor who at the time was an unknown but very talented actor. Currently, he is the only reason why I might see the last film. His scenes were the hilights of the films ("You don't want to sell me deathsticks...") and a breath of fresh air from all of the terrible acting. He somehow even manages to make his bad lines lively and almost believable. It is a real shame that they were not able to make movies to match his skill. I just hope that Star Wars doesn't stifle his career.

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the digitally remastered movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
  
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
  
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
  Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! If you are approved, and the ops verify that you have badly failed a troll, you'll be a shoo-in!
  

Sadly, it seems Irvin Kershner hasn't done anything since the Seaquest DSV television series in 1993... link

You're referring to: Irvin Kershner

On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released the shocking conclusion of the report.

"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.

This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.

GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel." This obvious conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.

Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan. Greenspan has been quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate master. Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised penis.

President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.

Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a pivotal role in the success of the attack. The usually miserly organization gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort. They then continued with their unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack. GNAA has promised a strong retaliation against #Politics.

John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post

The Last Starfighter

I personally always dug using a pen.

The cockpit of a plane should be inaccessible via the cabin. An airplane should carry two pilots and two co-pilots, and they would board the aircraft from a different hatch than everyone else; a hatch which only opens into the cockpit. Hijacking problem averted.

Then we can return to our regularly scheduled NOT BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF EVERYTHING.

does something predate it?

How about The Last Starfighter ?

Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.

The website had previously been the victim of a vicious Gay Nigger attack, featuring recent initiate Tar-Baby as an "unwed teen mother" black operative and Gay gunner Relex blasting the underage emo bitches with suppressive Goatse fire support, as well as with his own nigger seed. The strike was reputedly a thorough rout of the aimgirl enemy, as all forums are currently disabled, and new registrations have been suspended on the website.

Among the many casualties are several entire threads, scuttled by desperate Aimgirl admins as they attempted to ward off the inevitable defeat at the hands and dongs of the GNAA. A Reuters press report regarding the incident can be found here.

Today, the Gay Nigger Infantry executed a daring raid on the aimgirl chatroom, effectively destroying the last stronghold of the young white bitches. In a statement released by Commanding Officer x_over_ln_x, he remarked that "For too long, these little white whores have been tempting our yet-to-be saved heterosexual brothers. We could not allow the jailbait to continue their reign of pre-teen buggery, as their victims have little to no chance of Gay Salvation". At the end of the attack, the once 42-user-strong chatroom was held by one squad of Gay Niggers, who celebrated their victory by masturbating onto a plate of cookies and chanting "LOL DONGS".

Despite their impressive victory, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment (Part of the GNAA Ministry of Flood) will not be sitting on their laurels. At press time, Gay Nigger Scouts are said to be forward-deployed at known anti-nigger websites Gamingforums and Gardenweb. GIIR CO x_over_ln_x refused to confirm or deny such reports, preferring to shoot hot semen over our reporter.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on

Fremont, California - In a surprise announcement, GNAA has announced a truce and alliance with the popular news for trolls website Slashdot.

GNAA member godspeed broke the news at an early-evening press conference, announcing that GNAA would cease trolling the website, and will instead work with the current Slashdot staff on porting the Slashcode to ASP.NET, to be run under IIS.

"We've had our difference with Slashdot in the past," godspeed began, "but with recent slowdowns in performance on the website, they have finally realized that Opensource is indeed dead, and it's time to move on and replace their antiquated codebase with something that will meet the modern day's needs. We're pleased to be given the opportunity to work with the Slashdot staff on making this port. Of course, the new code will not be opensourced, an NDA will be signed in blood by all who see it and if you release it, the penalty... well, you've seen what happened to Nick Berg, Paul Johnson, and the others. Major changes to be implemented include the removal of goatse link evasion, major overhauls to the karma system, and the replacement of pinkpages with LastMeasure,"

At this point godspeed turned the podium over to fellow GNAA member goat-see and stormed out of the room. goat-see offered to take any questions the audiencemembers have. When asked why there were no Slashdot representatives at the conference, he was quick to reply "You can speak to CowboyNeal outside after we're through here, we couldn't get that motherfucker in here without widening the doorframes. Next question?," eliciting a hearty chuckle from the audience. When asked the reason for the sudden change in relations with Slashdot, goat-see paused to think for a moment, before answering "Our historical differences were meant to hilight the flaws in the Slashdot system. As soon as the staff realized what an impacted shitpile their site was and the need to update it, we were the first to volunteer to assist in the migration. We look forward to seeing the hight performace of ASP.NET pages with a MS SQL backend as much as any other nigger out there."

bare, a GNAA member sitting in the audience, stood up and confirmed this announcement with a hearty "LOL." goat-see concluded the conference at that point, saying "If you have any further questions, please direct them to new GNAA member Wil Wheaton, now let's all go outside and poke that fat fuck CowboyNeal with sticks."

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.

And there's the crux of the argument. If something is so good, people will pay to have a high-grade copy for their personal collection and further enjoyment. The key word in the above statement, which the media creators well know, is good. This is clearly what scares them. If they could have free advertising (a major expense nowadays) for their product, and a fair expectation of consumer buy-in, why would they resist it. The only reasonable answer I've been able to find is that they want to sell us crap. Crap is always easier to make, no matter how hard we think they must try to ruin a good concept. But if everyone can know it's crap, they lose even on the smaller amount they spend to produce that crap. Hence, every effort is made to hide the fact that the product is crap, such as the advertising for Toys and Gigli. If we can view the product before purchasing it (and this is especially true for movies, where the initial sale is behind closed doors) we may not pay for the subpar material that is produced, raising the bar, and the effort, for the media creators.

And who really likes it when they are told that their job just got harder, with probably the same payout?

And there's the crux of the argument. If something is so good, people will pay to have a high-grade copy for their personal collection and further enjoyment. The key word in the above statement, which the media creators well know, is good. This is clearly what scares them. If they could have free advertising (a major expense nowadays) for their product, and a fair expectation of consumer buy-in, why would they resist it. The only reasonable answer I've been able to find is that they want to sell us crap. Crap is always easier to make, no matter how hard we think they must try to ruin a good concept. But if everyone can know it's crap, they lose even on the smaller amount they spend to produce that crap. Hence, every effort is made to hide the fact that the product is crap, such as the advertising for Toys and Gigli. If we can view the product before purchasing it (and this is especially true for movies, where the initial sale is behind closed doors) we may not pay for the subpar material that is produced, raising the bar, and the effort, for the media creators.

And who really likes it when they are told that their job just got harder, with probably the same payout?

Well, if i've learned anything from Johnny Five, it's that lighnting is made of souls.

IF that helps at all in the search for accidental AI. Err...indirectly...i guess... ... ... ...

What's in a name... Combining the robotic suit with Space Odyssey moreless gives you The Wrong Trousers.
I cannot do that, Wallace...

Z

What's in a name... Combining the robotic suit with Space Odyssey moreless gives you The Wrong Trousers.
I cannot do that, Wallace...

Z

Or maybe they saw it!

.

Nice movie (at least when you are under 12 as I was in the moment it was shown). Was one or the first movies with CGI spaceships (done in SGI or Cray, don't remember).

Los Angeles, Ca - With only 3 days left before Steve Jobs announces the new features in Apple's next major version of OS X, version 10.4, codenamed "Tiger", GNAA members Gary Niger (known as JesuitX on the Internet), and pending member Ron Delsner leaked screenshots of the upcoming Operating System to the popular mac rumor's site MacRumors.com. See the discussion thread for this at The MacRumors forums.

Gary said at the press conference, "We know the gay niggers couldn't wait until Monday to see these new features, so Ron and I took the initiative and gave them to MacRumors.com ourselves."

Ron Delsner was quoted as saying "I hope the GNAA recognizes my effort to help the gay niggers of the world. I would hope they offer me membership."

As always, Rolloffle was unavailable for comment, as he is a British douchebag.

About Apple

Apple Computer is the creator of the Macintosh, popularly known as the "gay computer". 83% of GNAA members are Mac users. Not surprisingly, there was a masturbation party at DiKKy's Norwegian villa to celebrate the release!

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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I recommend Trey/Matt fans check out Cannibal! The Musical. If you liked the musical numbers in South Park, you'll love this one. Some great squibs, also. Trey's horrible acting and 80's hair (even though the movie was made in the 90's) are hilarious. Don't let a slow start fool you. Listen to the drunken commentary track, too.

Puppets, eh? I hope they do the right thing and hire the best puppeteer in the world, John Malkovich.

Nuclear vessels?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

sgalton@galtonhelm.com

happy now?

source

Are you sure that there wasn't a Pyramid inside of one?

LK

Or a space ship, a la The Thing .

In America, a lot of people do it, too, for a variety of reasons--whether to review it afterward, or to catch a lecture when they had to miss class. (So much so that it became a running gag in the quintessential American college comedy, Real Genius .) I know I did it. (Funny, though, I never ended up actually listening to the lectures after recording them. I understand it works better that way.)

The key is to ask your instructor ahead of time if it's okay, because some of them publish things associated with their lectures. I asked all my instructors, and I never had a single one who didn't approve it, but it's a good courtesy to practice.

During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.

"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.

This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing site.

"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more," said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier incog.

Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping, tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine trolling powerhouse.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our

Just exercising my slashdot-posting pessimism. Mod me down for detracting from the glory of D&D by bringing up this blemish on its good name.

I would gladly stop joking about my husband's Canadian citizenship just to have some real Canadian poutine. He'll, I'd even eat it while watching Men With Brooms and The Red Green Show - the poutine a local place sells just isn't the same...

I would gladly stop joking about my husband's Canadian citizenship just to have some real Canadian poutine. He'll, I'd even eat it while watching Men With Brooms and The Red Green Show - the poutine a local place sells just isn't the same...

You're thinking of the the Thermians

1. What the <fricative> NASA had to do with the Military, and
2. What either of them had to do with bad science fiction.

It must be late; I must be tired.

What about the Robin Hood laws?

I think you are getting Samuel L. Jackson who was in Star Wars AND Pulp Fiction with Laurence Fishburne who is from the Matrix but NOT Star Wars.

Otherwise, quite funny!

I think you are getting Samuel L. Jackson who was in Star Wars AND Pulp Fiction with Laurence Fishburne who is from the Matrix but NOT Star Wars.

Otherwise, quite funny!

Hate smoke? Move to New York City or Delaware or El Paso, TX, or if you don't mind just in restaurants: Vermont, Maine, and Utah.

Back on topic, I'm assuming everyone sees the irony in the star of a lot of violent 80's action movies (and films so bad they make me violently ill) signing a law to warn against violence.

I support the idea of warnings & anything that gives parents more information.

Too late, Hackers 2 has already been made: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0159784/

Where is the business sense? Very serious about addressing security concerns? You don't select a product to run your production apps based on someone being very serious.

"I strenuously object?" Is that how it's done? Hm? "Objection, your Honor." "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Mark

PS 'You want the patch? You want the Patch?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PATCH!'

PPS I'm done now.

You know that guy in the movie The Graduate who says "I want to say one word to you. Just one word...plastics." to Dustin Hoffman's character?

You're his son, aren't you?

k.

You should check out this movie: Supersize Me.

This guy ate nothing but supersize McDonald's for a month. He was sick, threw up a lot, gained tons of weight, and after he quit was never able to quite recover back to his normal athletic self.

Los Angeles, Ca - With only 3 days left before Steve Jobs announces the new features in Apple's next major version of OS X, version 10.4, codenamed "Tiger", GNAA members Gary Niger (known as JesuitX on the Internet), and pending member Ron Delsner leaked screenshots of the upcoming Operating System to the popular mac rumor's site MacRumors.com. See the discussion thread for this at The MacRumors forums.

Gary said at the press conference, "We know the gay niggers couldn't wait until Monday to see these new features, so Ron and I took the initiative and gave them to MacRumors.com ourselves."

Ron Delsner was quoted as saying "I hope the GNAA recognizes my effort to help the gay niggers of the world. I would hope they offer me membership."

As always, Rolloffle was unavailable for comment, as he is a British douchebag.

About Apple

Apple Computer is the creator of the Macintosh, popularly known as the "gay computer". 83% of GNAA members are Mac users. Not surprisingly, there was a masturbation party at DiKKy's Norwegian villa to celebrate the release!

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | he ever learn that
| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA is totally
| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | unstoppable? Teamed
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