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Re:Sweet
I do understand that this is
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Re:Newt Gingrinch: The Contract ON the United Stat
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Re:Of'course...you'll be arrested on presentment.Mexico City is just like the towns around Orange County, California
This is the only sentence in the entire post with the word "Mexico." I didn't read the rest.
I just spent all my mod points for today, but if I had any left I'd mod this up simply because it's conceptually funny.
Observe:Mexico City is like Orange County and Orange County is GAY! See my Source!
In conclusion, GAY!
Thanks, M. Gregory Thomas(tm) (what??), you are totally batshit nuts and have given me 2 minutes of amusement. -
I actually saw another page about her!!
http://ms.daker.isgay.com/
This one may actually be a real one!! -
Re:call for the silliest one !
isgday.com
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yet more prior art...
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Re:They can have this one.
Ideaflood can have this one too, which has probably "existed" longer than their patent.
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More basis for lawsuits?
How about...
mark_maughan.isgay.com
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darl.isgay.com site. -
More basis for lawsuits?
How about...
mark_maughan.isgay.com
or
darl.isgay.com site. -
Classic...
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Unusual Search Results
Everytime I try to google for information about SCO investor data, I just get a bunch of links to this site. Obviously some techical problem...
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My sister
Had problems of this sort. Apparently some guy from school whom she shot down devoted a section of his blog to badmouthing her. I don't know what happened in the end, if she got him to take down the ugly blog site or if it just faded into antiquity.
Alternative to that, I've always been amusing by sending simpleminded people http://firstname.lastname.isgay.com, which prints out amusing articles about the person in the URL header. -
That reminds me
That reminds me of a time in High School, I'll spare the story but in short, in involved a dynamicly created page using the subdomain, example:
http://you.isgay.com/
Where 'you' could be anything like
http://john.doe.isgay.com/
Very amusing to the techno-savvy. Eventually the creator got so many emails he made it more obvious it was a trick. -
I Am a Cyber bully
You all suck nener nener nener!
:p
I even made a webpage to show my how much you suck!
Your Gay! -
This guy is so off-baseSo, I made a website about him.
Just kidding, I actually agree with a lot of what the guy is saying. One bone I have to pick, though, is his conclusion:
"Cyber-bullies have their victims on an electronic tether," Stutzky says. "The kids on the receiving end can't get out of range."
I don't buy the whole "electronic tether" theory; all the kid has to do is hit the ignore button, or not view the webpage, or reject the e-mail, etc. to avoid harassment. If all else fails, he/she could just turn off the computer.
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Re:Typos != intentional usage
BTW While I think about, can anyone give me an example of a valid use of the DNS wildcard - its not that I don't believe that its useful, its just I don't know enough to prove that it is.
Sure, go here. Or did you mean a use for the global dns wildcard? In that case, no, I can't think of one. -
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2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
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Shalom!!!Join the SJP Today!
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Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
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GAMES PAGE IS UGLYJoin the SJP Today!
SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
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Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
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fp nigsJoin the SJP Today!
SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.
Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
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MPAA fails itJoin the SJP Today!
SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.
Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
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NON-FP SJP, just for the record.Join the SJP Today!
SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.
Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP! [ed. note: not this time]
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
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what's for breakfast? fp!Join the SJP Today! SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.
Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP.
Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
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NON-FP SJP, just for the record.Join the SJP Today!
SJP (SJP) is the first organization which gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.
Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP! [ed. note: not this time]
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP.
Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
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fpJoin the SJP Today! SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.
Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP.
Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
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CmdrTaco confirms it: hemos is gay!
Hemos is gay! As if you needed confirmation!
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No
Journalism is gay, as is science.
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No
Journalism is gay, as is science.
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Re:what happened? Hey Mr Apple ][e
NICE USE OF CAPS, FAG.
And these caps serve as a testament to your fucking idiotic penchant for stating the obvious. Asshole.
Fag.
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Re:Unconstitutional.tsarkon guspaz mother = whore
And your mother is a fucking dyke. This link is a story about you and some fucking hermaphrodite bitch who was genetically a female and had a protracted clitoris. She is like that and a bottle for Kefir in your fucking dirty hairy fucking anus. She is a fat bitch cunt. She is a fucking dirty, whore easy virtue tomboy miss Fusty Luggs riding St. George convenient covey cat bitch scab slattern biter bat blowen dishclout trull demimondaine Laced Mutton unfortunate woman athanasian wench honey pot slut tart scotch warming pan receiver general crinkum-crankum trapes doxie romp buttock and twang moon eyed hen crackish whore mab madame ran abbess mother wasp curtizan cattle MRS WARREN commodity rantipole cunter Cyprian queer-mort auntie cunt strumpet drury-lane-vestal roger buttock-broker trollop drap balcum-rancum covent-garden-nun trumpery relish crack dell fen hedgewhore prossie strumpet harlot custom-house-goods fucking hermaphrodite whore strumpet PIG BITCH AIDS infested CHUNKY BROWN VAGINAL DISCHARGE WHORE BITCH CUNT FUCK.There was a day when two men in the desert came to a whore hotel. They had not money but were dying of thirst. One man walked in while the other watched the camels, also weary even with the water hump. The Madame said the tomatoes lying in the bowl were very moist and could nourish the weary traveler. He ate one. [it was really a bowl full of aborted fetuses] He felt better but that tomato had bones and gills and monkey brain like blood taste, but it was watery. Having no money, the madam said go! Fuck my oldest whore and then you get WATER! He went to the oldest whore's room. Her pussy was steaming and flies were swarming and the skank rank odor was musty and thick. Her name was GUSPAZ'S MOTHER. He needed to fuck her for water, and the tomato wasn't enough. She spread her legs and begged to be fucked, a snot like mucus seeping and weeping from the festering quagmire that was her pussy. Flies buzzed. Male dogs wouldn't even sniff that crotch. He knew he needed the water, but his penis would melted away if he fucked Guspaz's Mother's cunt. He grabbed the corn on the cob off the wall, picked her scabs off of her pussy and let the infected puss run for a few seconds to lube it up, and started reaming her with it. He fucked that rancid pussy bleeding gonorrhea diarrhea encrusted sweaty infected puss hard! And then he threw the cob out the window. She begged for more reaming. He used the other cob and reamed that shit again, taking note that possibly Guspaz's Mothers ancient rancid pussy has a rather renewed feel. It seems all sorts of schmegma cheese has been dislodged and now she might be able to get dogs to play with her if she hung a steak from her neck. He reamed that pussy, his eyes fiery with thirst and the need for fresh air. He whipped the cob out the window as well, leaving the foul stricken hooker Guspaz's Mother on the bed, gagging and gasping for air. He got a gallon of water and another tomato. He came out to his friend, half passed out holding his stomach as if it were full. He anteed up a drink for his fallen sore compatriot, and he drank with a sickly look and a quiet burple. He was hallucinating. Apparently he was saying that he ate the corn cobs coming from the window. He was full and his thirst was quelched. He also noticed that Psilocybe mushroom chunks (Guspaz's Mothers pussy being a great cave to grow mushrooms in chicken shit) were on the cobs, and he enjoyed his trip on a well watered stomach.
She is a Bitch cunt
YOU FUCKING LIE, FUCKING BITCH CUNT, LIE LIKE A RUG.
She is a Fat bitch. Smelly pussy bitch. Sexless bitch. Stupid bitch. Dumb bitch. Fat fucking moustache bitch. -
Re:MAPI support? sugarbitch liar liar liar liarAnd why write a compiler for PASCAL, even 17 years ago, bitch? Borland came out with PASCAL in 1984.
You lie. You lie. No code links or snippits, you FUCKING lie.
Cunt liar loser female lame bitch coder. You suck Go lick Larry McVoy's terrorist balls you fucking lying cunt bitch.
You lie, you never wrote a compiler.
And you a fucking dyke. This link is a story about you and some fucking hermaphrodite bitch who was genetically a female and had a protracted clitoris. You like that and a bottle for Kefir in your fucking dirty hairy fucking anus. You fat bitch cunt. You fucking dirty, whore easy virtue tomboy miss Fusty Luggs riding St. George convenient covey cat bitch scab slattern biter bat blowen dishclout trull demimondaine Laced Mutton unfortunate woman athanasian wench honey pot slut tart scotch warming pan receiver general crinkum-crankum trapes doxie romp buttock and twang moon eyed hen crackish whore mab madame ran abbess mother wasp curtizan cattle MRS WARREN commodity rantipole cunter Cyprian queer-mort auntie cunt strumpet drury-lane-vestal roger buttock-broker trollop drap balcum-rancum covent-garden-nun trumpery relish crack dell fen hedgewhore prossie strumpet harlot custom-house-goods fucking hermaphrodite whore strumpet PIG BITCH AIDS infested CHUNKY BROWN VAGINAL DISCHARGE WHORE BITCH CUNT FUCK. There was a day when two men in the desert came to a whore hotel. They had not money but were dying of thirst. One man walked in while the other watched the camels, also weary even with the water hump. The Madame said the tomatoes lying in the bowl were very moist and could nourish the weary traveler. He ate one. [it was really a bowl full of aborted fetuses] He felt better but that tomato had bones and gills and monkey brain like blood taste, but it was watery. Having no money, the madam said go! Fuck my oldest whore and then you get WATER! He went to the oldest whore's room. Her pussy was steaming and flies were swarming and the skank rank odor was musty and thick. Her name was HELEN. He needed to fuck her for water, and the tomato wasn't enough. She spread her legs and begged to be fucked, a snot like mucus seeping and weeping from the festering quagmire that was her pussy. Flies buzzed. Male dogs wouldn't even sniff that crotch. He knew he needed the water, but his penis would melted away if he fucked Helen's cunt. He grabbed the corn on the cob off the wall, picked her scabs off of her pussy and let the infected puss run for a few seconds to lube it up, and started reaming her with it. He fucked that rancid pussy bleeding gonorrhea diarrhea encrusted sweaty infected puss hard! And then he threw the cob out the window. She begged for more reaming. He used the other cob and reamed that shit again, taking note that possibly Helens ancient rancid pussy has a rather renewed feel. It seems all sorts of schmegma cheese has been dislodged and now she might be able to get dogs to play with her if she hung a steak from her neck. He reamed that pussy, his eyes fiery with thirst and the need for fresh air. He whipped the cob out the window as well, leaving the foul stricken hooker Helen on the bed, gagging and gasping for air. He got a gallon of water and another tomato. He came out to his friend, half passed out holding his stomach as if it were full. He anteed up a drink for his fallen sore compatriot, and he drank with a sickly look and a quiet burple. He was hallucinating. Apparently he was saying that he ate the corn cobs coming from the window. He was full and his thirst was quelched. He also noticed that Psilocybe mushroom chunks (Helens pussy being a great cave to grow mushrooms in chicken shit) were on the cobs, and he enjoyed his trip on a well watered stomach.
Bitch cunt
YOU FUCKING LIE, FUCKING BITCH CUNT, LIE LIKE A RUG.
Fat bitch. Smelly pussy bitch. Sexless bitch. Stupid bitch. Dumb bitch. Fat fucking moustache bitch. -
Re:This just looks expensive. shutup, sugarbitch.That has to be the stupidest, most unsupported, unfounded ridiculous pile of detritus I have ever seen defecated here. I won't even bother responding to each point - it is crap, rife with unsubstantiated conjecture, largely incoherent and ridiculous. Your own words serve as a testament to your foolishness. It is better to be thought of as a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. You have removed all doubt, "Our Survey Says: DING! Justin Cormack is an idiot, can't spell, can use a shift key, and doesn't know how to use ordered lists or use the "a" tag to link to this mystery fairy material that substantiates his ridiculous claims.
Mr. PhD? Really? I hope you don't make a habit of eructating the low level shit you just sprayed across the Internet into the cheesy MySQL backend of Slashdot to be forever entombed here. Your high and holy career academic self spelled officially, irreverent and devices and used that's without proper punctuation.
Here is a sample A and OL/LI tag usage which also aides in my colorful delivery of an attack on the vile purveyor of mediocrity and ass philanderer, Justin Cormack:
<a href="http://www.worldofbullshit.com/articles/mag
And no, to see it all in action, parsed! With a special HIDDEN LINK!i cal_place_where_cormack_found_evidence_to_prove_hi s_mumbo_jumbo.html">Hi, I'm Justin - here is my link to a bullshit site that substantiated stupid things I say.</a><p>
Here is a litany of gripes I have with Cormack (thus demonstrating the ordered list):
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<li>Justin is stupid </li>
<li>Justin speaks of truths which he cannot corroborate</li>
<li>One must suspect that a person who displays said qualities likes to fuck dogs</li>
<li>Justin is the real Goat Fucker, not RMS.</li>
<li>Justin's pseudo intellectual underpinnings lead to a life of career academia. In this career, which is a vow of poverty since he is too stupid to patent anything useful, he is prone to liking cheap assed lame shit like IDE and SATA, because he cannot afford the real deal he deprecates the good shit.</li>
</ol>Hi, I'm Justin - here is my link to a bullshit site that substantiated stupid things I say.
Here is a litany of gripes I have with Cormack (thus demonstrating the ordered list):
- Justin is stupid
- Justin speaks of truths which he cannot corroborate
- One must suspect that a person who displays said qualities likes to fuck dogs
- Justin is the real Goat Fucker, not RMS.
- Justin's pseudo intellectual underpinnings lead to a life of career academia. In this career, which is a vow of poverty since he is too stupid to patent anything useful, he is prone to liking cheap assed lame shit like IDE and SATA, because he cannot afford the real deal he deprecates the good shit.
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Re:offtopic, but, Apple vs MS sugarbitchStill haven't learned how to use the A tag, mister self proclaimed self aggrandizing "techie". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Mister techie links without knowing how to give out a link. BWAHAHAHAHA. What a fucking fool.
Here, let me show you:<a href="http://tevis.money.isgay.com/">Neighborho od in shock as Tevis Money is accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality</a>
Neighborhood in shock as Tevis Money is accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality
Neighborhood in shock as Tevis Money is accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality
NEW YORK - "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Tevis Money told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of New York Hospital. Money, and homosexual partner "Kiki", had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up the rectum and slipped Ragnar , our gerbil, in," explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that Kiki had enough. I tried to retrieve Ragnar but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Money's hair and severely burning Money's face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Money suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Kiki suffered first and second degree burns to the anus and lower intestinal tract. -
Re:Laptop is apple's strength sugarbitch whatever.For a unix guy you can't even fucking link you dumb mother fucker.
<a href="http://mAIsE.isgay.com/">Click here for important information about idiotic Zealot fag who pretends to be a former 'unix' user</a>
Your use of the dollar sign in the spelling of MSFT is a dead shithead giveaway, you know NOTHING. About the fonts, I have never had a problem making Unix fonts look proper, oh gee it took some effort, and as far as your idiot statement about windows fonts, I really don't know what the flying fuck you are talking about. There are many, many manipulations of fonts on Windows, and the TT stuff is a vector scalable font system, so from 1 pt to 500 pt, it looks the same, with crisp vector edges. If you use any adobe application for Windows, Illustrator, InDesign, Photoshop, there are more options than God has for manipulating fonts. And Mac Office X and Office 2000/ or XP both product the same output quality on both platforms, Sorry, asshole, you lose. Have fun with the snail-speed PPC.
You use Windows XP, IE 6 and OS X factory install, you are way too stupid to install OS X yourself.
You never set up Debian. You lie like a rug.
With your new special commercial OS, could you find it in your stupid, stupid dumb heart to use a spell checker - you stupid fucking idiot.
Click here for important information about idiotic Zealot fag who pretends to be a former 'unix' user -
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Cmdrtaco proudly takes credit for his sites with an egg: http://cmdrtaco.isgay.com/
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Re:Barry Trotter, anybody?
check this out....
rob.malda.isgay.com -
I knew it!
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Re:Perhaps too little too late?How is this post interesting?
Re: Perhaps too little too late? by AssClown (Score: 5) Tuesday February 05, @11:45AM
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Here's to the gay one!
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Look what I found! News artical on Rob Melda
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Re:Why doesn't the sucks.com owner do this?
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Although it was obvious earlier
Here's the proof that Rob Malda Is Gay
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Re:Important Information For Slashdot Users
Speaking of homos, check this out
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Re:Trusting the Gatekeepers.
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THE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW!
Let everybody be warned that Miguel de Icaza is gay
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Stamp butt lickerAnd I've said it before, butt lick a stamp
Taco once again subconsciously admits his obsession for butt licking: not much of a surprise since CmdrTaco is gay. He fails to reveal if he has tried sucking it out with a straw.
ps. Gr33tz 2 3gg tR0l1!
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Re:ATA?
sorry...what i really meant to say is
Rob Malda Is Gay!!
I'm sure he uses ATA as well, which is why USENIX is against him. fuckin' homo ATA using cock-gobblers!! -
Slashdot editors......the homosexual cabal of devil-worshipping Slashdot editors keeps bitchslapping me for posting the truth
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Yeah, we all know all Slashdot editors are gay -
I would believe this...
...if it weren't for the fact that Egg Troll is gay!
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Re:Haven't you heard?
An even bigger shock may be to learn that Miguel de Icaza is gay...