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Then you aren't reading the best web comic out there: Jerkcity

fong dong number two! chong bong three and four! licky dick and choppy sticky!

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity526.html

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Today's Jerkcity seems apropos:

http://jerkcity.com/jerkcity3820.gif

If you're wondering who Rands is, he's also one of the "writers" of Jerkcity, probably the best nihilistic/deep/nerd/software webcomic out there, which you can find at http://www.jerkcity.com/ Jerkcity also spawned http://www.leisuretown.com/ which is the ultimate examination of life expressed in a webcomic.

It's called "managing humans" because it's written by an ex-software developer who, like other software developers, was good at managing code, bits, and other impersonal things, but needed to find out how to manage humans, which was totally out of his comfort zone.

It's full of humility and is about as far from your interpretation as you can get. But then again, the author is also one of the mob behind jerkcity, so LOL DONGS.

Beenz!!!!!!!!!! The web's currency
Everything I touch turns into Beenz
Time to kick it and stream these Beenz broadband style
Beenz.com purchases Macromedia for record ten million beenz

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity554.html

But what would we do without Jerkcity?

http://www.jerkcity.com/

Why does Jerkcity never get any of the recognition it so justly deserves? They've published a new comic every single day since August 18th, 1998. And every one of them bursting with quality and tasteful humor. See for yourself. It is without a doubt the best webcomic out there.

That Hexus site is one of the most anoying I've ever seen. Every other word is highlighted with a sponsored link that's often not related at all to the subject at hand. It seems to me that the whole point of that site is to have mildly-useful content simply as click fodder.

See

http://www.jerkcity.com/

http://www.sexylosers.com/

Boy oh boy, that's funny.
Microsoft Chat is licensed in that they claim no responsibility or ownership of the material created with their tools. It's the same as the license provided with Word and presumably Office.
Microsoft Chat extensively uses Jim Woodring's artwork and yet the guys at Jerkcity have been making (meager) money with their online comic with the publication of The Big Book of Jerkcity.

God, that was stupid. There's a reason these web comics aren't published and remain web comics. Most of them suck donkey balls. The only half-decent web comic is Jerkcity

BTW: The last line of your post gave me a very big zen hardon.

It was coined by the gentleman who runs Jerkcity (not safe for work). Jerkcity characters tend not to mince words.

The Slashdot Effect

probably not safe for work btw

The Slashdot Effect

probably not safe for work btw

It made me chuckle every time the test failed. I stopped chuckling when my boss's boss came in to ask what progress I was making. As soon as his back was turned, I changed the failure string to something more... neutral.

Maybe it's a good reason for the Extreme Programming practice of pair programming - to prevent you from doing something "funny" that will get you in trouble.

when will we see a http://www.jerkcity.com/ movie?

Gotta love the Wikipedia.

That would be a great "question" for when slashdot interviews the creator of Jerk City. To put it into the form of a question: "What's with all the cocks? Why not more wang?"

Microsoft Comic Chat still lives on ... just not as MS envisioned :-)

Yeah, it's still being used :)

At least someone's still using it Jerkcity NSFW and it doesn't make alotta sense either. Come to think of it, it's just like IRC.....

Untrue! CCHAT.EXE lives on!

Who cares? This is /.! Nobody reads the article, and I got modded up instantly! All it takes is a few lines of text with a few links in it. Why bother doing any more?

Pants seems to have some relevent comments on the issue.

$100? That's a BARGAIN compared to what Apple charges for OS-X.

Microsoft used to have "Comic Chat" which turned IRC into comic strips. It's been put to good use by our friends at Jerkcity

50% Funny
30% Troll
20% Insightful

And part of this balanced breakfast

HALGHLAGHLAHGLAGHALGH

(Site text probably NSFW)

I think the fine gentlemen at Jerkcity would take offense to that statement. ;)

The segment that doesn't give a shit about cooling, power consumption, or price-performance, but who just need to break up data judiciously and spread acros s machines. Also adding a node will require re-partitioning of data. Mostly only custom apps which are fully aware of your partitioning etc will be able to take advantage.

It is also likely cheaper than a similarly equipped Itanium 2 server would easily top $6,000. But anyway, good game to Lawrence Livermore. I'll be curious to see if Apple has another volley to fire before the top500 list closes for this round.

- "When you want to occasionally hand-tune code segments in assembler, etc."

Anyways, I'm not a fan of Intel lately, but the Itanium could have been a good choice. ALSO: Don't forget that the Itanium 2 is $1398 per chip on Pricewatch, and a dual processor Xserve.

Hualaghagalha.

GHAGLUAGH (JERK C1TY) H0MPH (SPL0RT)

Sorry this guy ripped off your stuff, man.

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I think they meant a HOMPH!

jerkcity PLS

So you're suggesting to the guy who helped create Jerk City that he should read a book by the guy who created Dilbert?

I know which one of those comics I read and enjoy on a regular basis, and it sure as almighty hell isn't Dilbert.

Go Rands.

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO GET SOME "ASTROLABIA" JOKES SOME TIME?

jerkcity.com... it's where the funny lives, some of the time, at least. Fuck all, how I hate the lameness filter.

Now that's Jerk City dialogue if I've ever heard it.

Thank god I can kneel on this towel and put out a series of shitty CD-ROMs!

jerkcity (webcomic) on kermit's uses

Silicon Valley Linux Users' Group.

My only hope is to reload Jerkcity religiously until I sober up.

When I first read this, I read "AOL Dicks".

Pants can be found here.