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Only people who have no concept of 'respect' would say what you just said.

That's not all. I don't understand "what is going on in the news" and I'm not "likeable" and I don't "get along with people" and when I go to work I don't "make eye contact" and I don't "wear the latest clothes" and when I sweat I don't "shower" and I "make babies cry.".

Oh sorry, I didn't get to see the rest of your comment since I was so distracted by the ad-homimem attack against me. But please go on to explain why a hologram disrespectful but a a television appearance is not.

right here.

My favorite is still It’s a Wonderful Life. Especially if you include the lost ending...

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> How do the Winklevoses cover operating expenses?

They'll make it up in volume. https://www.nbc.com/saturday-n...

> old SNL sketch where they were making fun of this exact same concept only regarding TV news channels

LOL! +1 for News Force (01/09/99)

NBC/SNL site doesn't work with my ad/tracker blockers on!

> old SNL sketch where they were making fun of this exact same concept only regarding TV news channels

LOL! +1 for News Force (01/09/99)

Do you keep your head up your ass because it's a comfortable position, or for the the warmth, or what?

I must admit that, when I saw this story posting, my mind immediately went back to this:

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No Coke. Pepsi.

If San Francisco really cared about public safety, they would ban illegal aliens instead of welcoming them as an illegal "sanctuary city." But NO, technological innovation such as delivery robots are what these liberal/progressive knuckleheads are focused on.

Typical know everything youngin'! It jerks like you that don't have to pay robot attack insurance that's ruining it for us old folks! ;)

Rather like the police in Nottingham that will record as a hate crime a man saying 'hi' to a woman.

Was the man unattractive? Remember, there are three rules to follow when approaching women to avoid a sexual harassment lawsuit:
1) Be handsome.
2) Be attractive.
3) Don't be unattractive.

Sexual Harassment and You

is all the logins belonged to this guy

You only need to familiarize yourself with Green & Fazio.

Now more relevant than ever.

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Will it take AA batteries?

This car does.

I beg to differ

...for the very obvious reason that cats and dogs don't drive cars.

Toonces begs to differ.

You should have received a copy of the training video on what to expect from users and some of your tasks. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-ni...

Welcome to the rewarding world of IT

This video pretty much sums it up. Ironically, it's from SJW-loving Tina Fey and Saturday Night Live (back before she and that show lost their damned minds).

Football played the way it's meant to be played: all out war, with guns!

Ah, back to the old ways of the NFL: The Gun

So, Colon Blow? Super Colon Blow maybe?

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colon-blow/n9822?snl=1

His point though is the rich won't be interested in your bottle caps. They would simply assign a robot to make them some bottle caps if that is what they want.

They already eat old people's medicine for fuel. I don't know why the scientists even make them.

And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free-- because they're made of metal, and robots are strong!

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766?snl=1

Maybe the plane could be powered by distributed AA-size batteries?

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Land Shark?

Oh, silly AC. Any boss asking any subordinate to fuck them is harassment.

Ah, to be young and blissfully ignorant of the world. Sexual harassment is the unattractive person's crime.
If you would give you left tit or nut to have sex with your boss there is not much that she can say that will fall into "sexual harassment" territory.
If her existence sickens you then there are not going to be many conversations you will be comfortable having. Her mere gaze can be sexual harassment.

See this harassment awareness video for more info. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-ni...

Except the company president was the alpha. Company president. Has money. Is banging Hooters girls. Nobody's complaining about him.

In this story, though, it's our boy's wife who's got no problem finding fresh cocks to hop. He, however, seems to be begging every woman in sight...and failing. They only report to HR when it's Fred Armisen, not Tom Brady hitting on them.

Men value women differently than women value men. I saw something from Tinder that like 20% of the men on Tinder are hooking up with 80% of the women. And there was an OK Cupid study that when asked to rank women as above or below average, men ranked 50% of the women above average, and 50% of the women below average. The women ranked 80% of the men "below average." Hmmmm.

The elderly need robots to take care of them and robots need their medication to live. It's a win-win.

Oh, now you've done it. You've gone and said bidet.

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Was this suit filed by Green and Fazio per chance? https://www.nbc.com/saturday-n...

Pssh. The Chameleon XLE has had emergency breaking standard since the 90s. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-ni...

Time to get Old Glory!

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If you can't afford something, don't buy it.

I'm confused. If I want it and I don't have the money then what? This video was no help at all. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-ni...

This could make a great "different cultures" comedy...

They tried. I think it lasted one season.

Hey, millennial moderator: Whoosh.

Phones are pretty thin, there is always room for improvement but I personally would value a cool clamshell option that allowed for as much screen space or more without increasing the oversize MORE than I would losing another mm in thickness of a very thin device to begin with.

You too can be da' Pope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Papal fashion statement
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... show that I missed last night...because I have to work when they choose to air their show!

If that's the case, why not just use the app or even website to watch it?

Hey, because "Robots are strong."

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This reminds me of an old SNL skit. Johnny Canal.

and if it looks like something from idiocracy or the 90's news app "Pointcast" , where the viewable area of the screen is surrounded by blocks of ads with only a small window in the middle with actual content? no thanks, and good day Sir,....I said GOOD DAY SIR!

I'm always reminded of the (then) hilarious SNL sketch "Newsforce", fake news broadcast, where Chyrons progressively take over the screen, until the announcers are eventually completely squeezed (squozen?) out of the picture entirely.

Reminds me of an old skit (don't remember if it was SNL or MadTV) where they were parodying MSNBC at the time with more and more overlays appearing on screen, at one point a newsreader stops and says "Can we get The Terminator on here as well" and then continues reading the news with a giant overlay of the T-800 obscuring most of him.

It was SNL. The sketch was called MSNBC News Force. I remember the sketch vividly. It was hysterical. Here it is.

It is in this video: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-ni...

Kind of suggests a brand new spin on Dan Akyroyd's sketch on SNL.

Nice going on the "This content is currently unavailable" loop in that link ;)

Kind of suggests a brand new spin on Dan Akyroyd's sketch on SNL.

That's all we do, make change.

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LOL of course that linked video leaves out the punch line at the end. "How do we make money? The answer is simple, volume"

That's all we do, make change.

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Brown? Brown?! Thanks, but I like to see my food.

See http://www.nbc.com/saturday-ni...

Robot Insurance.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766

For when the metal ones decide to come for you.

Like they coronated her in 2008?

No, in 2008, the coronated Obama. It was so bad that SNL did a sketch on it.