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Cameron gets to go to his shrill and reactionary base and go "see, now the kiddies can't see the titties!"

"... online. Which is much worse somehow than seeing them in the newspapers somehow." They still have that, right? Was it the Sun that had naked women on the second page?

Not the second page. They're on page 3, actually.

They never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Alarmist headline - check
Photo completely irrelevant to the story (32,250lb Eurohawk instead of this photo) - check
Incorrect description of events - check
Nonsensical sentence - "The drone passes under the left wing of the engine" - check

If you insist on reading a mindless tabloid, at least read one with T&A

"Page 3" has become an expression over there ...

PS: The site you want is: http://www.page3.com/

Is there a page 3 job available? I'll take it thanks.

Job's already taken by APK - not sure it's what you had in mind. Every day it features another goatse.

Is there a page 3 job available? I'll take it thanks.

A prick?

The first article I read about this just showed it as p****, so I thought it might be pussy.

Yes, well, us Yanks are a big prudish about such things you know.

The article is in the Sun. Pussy is on Page 3 (NSFW).

False! Tits are on Page 3! Sadly, no pussy.

The article is from The Sun, a newspaper known mostly for its page 3 girls(NSFW). The Sun is slightly more reliable than the Weekly World News slightly less reliable than most guests on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory.

A prick?

The first article I read about this just showed it as p****, so I thought it might be pussy.

Yes, well, us Yanks are a big prudish about such things you know.

The article is in the Sun. Pussy is on Page 3 (NSFW).

The BBC have the story, so it may even be true. It's a bit disappointing to see The Sun relying on facts -- have they run out of imagination?

Murdoch against porn?

http://www.page3.com/

Be fair: his newspapers do carry some unique, expensive to produce content:

http://www.page3.com/

NSFW

I dunno, if you're talking about this "The Sun" (NSFW) you might have something there...

I agree... It appears most Americans are more easily offended by even mild nudity than by horrible acts of violence.

The newspaper that Apple didn't like, The Sun , is the best selling newspaper in Britain, available from every corner shop and supermarket.

They have a special website for their page 3 content.

If you want more topless women in your newspaper, try the Daily Star. If even that has too much writing, there's always the Sunday Sport and Daily Sport.

(Three of those websites are blocked as "Adult - Sexually Explicit" at my work, which should give you a clue.)

The injectable bone story was covered by the Sun [thesun.co.uk] two years ago....

Yeah, it was covered on Page 3.

Hey Beavis ... injectable bone... heh heh.

You do know that the Sun has other sections more appropriate for nerds http://www.page3.com/

http://www.page3.com/

>I dispute your findings.
>Mostly because I couldn't read page three of TFA
>Page Three [about.com] redirects --> http://nintendo.about.com/?once=true& [about.com]

That's funny. I read page three and found it quite stimulating.

"As videos, blogs and Web pages created by amateurs remake the entertainment landscape, unknown directors, writers and producers are being catapulted into positions of enormous influence"

I wonder how many of these people of enormous influence will be around in a year never mind six months. A quick perusal of Forbidden illustrates exactly what it is famous for. Nothing wrong in viewing tottie but does everything have to be reduced to the level of the Sun's tit page.

Topless *male* textures were included with the game, which were then overlayed onto a female model to create a female "topless" model.

Is it indecent for a male to go without a shirt? And should it be a problem for nudity to be included in a game? You would see worse on Page 3 of a newspaper here.

I think a Page 3 Girl would be more appropriate. And British women would be fine. There are plenty of hot British women; see the list in the Wikipedia article. Or go to Page3.com.

A redirect to this would probably do it!

I stop at page 3 every day -- http://page3.com/

Is this article about GOOGLE, or The Sun?

I couldn't stop laughing when I read that headline... I hadn't looked at Page3.com for a long time, but definitly a good place to stop.

Right here

Or even on Page 3 (easier to see when the cover page is opened).

1) the ability to easily set up a DMZ. I can firewall off my internal network easy enough, but if we want Joe User to do it, it needs to be easy and obvious to set up a free area that is distinct from the walled off internal network.

Well, give 'em some time. It is easy enough with an industrial grade (IE: Cisco) router. The Linksys stuff will get there eventually. Actually, there is a DMZ option on my Linksys. It should be easy enough to set up a second router on its own subnet and plug the AP into it. But I know what you mean, Joe Sixpack would never be able to figure that one out.

2) Bandwidth throttling based on the above mentioned DMZ. If you are in the DMZ, you may use x% of the available bandwidth. If you are on the internal network, regular rules apply.

See above.

3) Hot chicks in every box.

Already there: http://www.page3.com/

4) Mesh network capabilities. Each unit should seek out other units in range and create an ad hoc mesh network. This would be the first step toward taking the Internet back from the corporations currently in control.

Does anyone know of a real world mesh network? Not a test, not some grad student's thesis, but a real, I can buy/download software today mesh net?

5) Real range. I mean like at least 50 yards, but I'd prefer a lot more. When it comes to range, there is no "too much" only "not enough".

There are 2 ways to increase range: Increase power levels (not permitted due to FCC rules), or decrease noise (get rid of all those microwave ovens, cordless phones, other APs, and the sun). WiMAX may change this, since it will be possible to license bandwidth, but I doubt that non-incorporated Americans will be able to get one.

Rupert Stands For Family Values

Two words: Page 3 (NSFW)

Oh. My. Gosh: Keeley (Note that the Sun newspaper that runs Page 3 has a "no implants" policy, so yes, they are real!) Thank God for British girls!

Two words: Page 3 (NSFW)

Oh. My. Gosh: Keeley (Note that the Sun newspaper that runs Page 3 has a "no implants" policy, so yes, they are real!) Thank God for British girls!

It's not often I get to link porn to slashdot and be on topic!

I call shenanigans on the ugly british chick thing.

www.page3.com

In other news, the Sun's "Page 3 Girl" has FAKE BOOBS and Sun didn't mention it anywhere in their paper.

Shocking!

Today only... :P~~~~~~

Heavens above. i'd take this with a very large grain of salt. Here in the UK ; "The Sun" is more of a comic than a newspaper, it is notorious and despite having a huge readership, as far as newspapers go its hardly one I'd say was a reliable source of information here in the UK. How can you take a paper seriously when page 3 has a bird with her tits out every day?

There's always Page 3 ..

That London newspaper is the Sun, it is a national tabloid and also Britians most popular paper. The topless girls can be found on page 3, unless there has been some tragic event in the world, in which case out of common decency they don't.

The page three girls can be found here. Enjoy :)

The Sun has a page online called Page3.com, which is an online version of the 'topless lady' page 3 in the newspaper. No, this is not a troll, check the link :-)

Ug, here's a link for those interested.

page3.com

Well she can lie to me all she wants!

You wouldn't mind a link to The Sun's famous Page3, would you?

When you start slagging the Page3 girls, *THAT* is when the gloves come off! ;)

well.. just hop to page three, it's not all crap.

(that is skip right to here: it page3.com instead of going to the site, deciding it is crap and never finding it on the pulldown menu unless you are familiar with the custom of having page3 for babes so men have a reason to buy these besides stupid gossip too)

that said they could just burn the yellow press.. there's other magazines devoted only to babes available so there's not much point except old men getting to watch babes under their wives radar(which is pathetic in the first place anyways).

Our "reporters" have concrete proof! CmdrTaco and the other /. gang are really ALIEN SPIES sent to confuse us with off posts once in a while. And the rumors that Cowboy Neal is actually Elvis? We're checking up on that.

Meanwhile be sure and check out our latest Page 3 darling!

Look at crappy videos from companies/people too stupid to use a decent codec.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you ever call Page 3 Video Shoots crappy!

IIIII looooove herrrr sooooo muuuuuuch

*Those tits look fake to you?

In all the three pages, it was only mentioned once. Yes, it's old, yes it's dated, but Tangerine Dream was building their own instruments when I was still playing with blocks. They were going strong when people were still trying to figure out what to call their music. Whenever I hear about "electronica" (or the older "ambient" category), I first think of TD.

Sure, this post is buried on page three without the advantage of a naked woman, but at least listen to something from TD. Even if you then scoff and go on to some more modern choices, it's an education to see how this music style evolved.

Well, and I love 'em. Who can beat that!

It looks lke I may have to subscribe.

I just surfed over to The Onion, and got met by my company's "you have violated the corporate use of electronic media policy, this access has been logged" message.

I guess I'll have to go to some pages that the filter will let me read, like The Sun, and page three.

Coincidentally, for those of you who are wishing you lived in the UK, they make said topless women available on the internet.
page3.com

Page3.com. Well, its not about the processors, but it is about a pair of things.

The true source of the problem is the monitors themselves. On these monitors, filthy pornography and violence, and blasphemy are continuously displayed, 24 hours a day, in libraries and schools around the country. We must put a stop to monitors at any cost!!