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Hamas spends five years launching rockets at schools and residential areas and not one word from anyone. Israel decides it has had enough and acts to stop the cowardly fucks and people complain about how mean Israel is and how it is hurting the Palestinians.

A cowardly fuck hides behind children and a murderous fuck shoots through those children to get at him. Fuck them both.

Personally, I'm starting to think that The Onion proposed the only workable solution.

not to mention this story written in 2000... it's actually humourous how much of this actually came true.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

They disabled maximize in that lame implementation of jwplayer, and pausing triggers an overlay that covers the picture.
Here's the direct link to the video:
http://videos.theonion.com/onion_video/2009/01/06/NO_KEYBOARD.flv

the five blade razor...

and getting rid of the keyboard entirely.

I had remotes come with PCs before (Medion). They usually suck because it doesn't work with linux and it's usually yet another startup progam in Windows. Also, since this doesn't come bundled with all PCs, it's guaranteed to fail at attracting game developers.

That's why PS3 own effort will be a failure. Unless it comes standard, few game developers are goingto bother programming for it to get the ball rolling.

Why even bother?

... as Apple's new laptop without a keyboard! :)

Johnathan, is that you?

Shut the fuck up.

Adventure of course.

No this is the onion Bias
I think even you can understand that this statement is an attempt to legitimize the issue. Journalist will take the story more seriously if it includes a little flattery. The real question you should be asking Dan Farber is how does it feel to be a whore?

It's only a matter of time. One of there own.
You may be under the impression that is common today that technology can improve everything and make life generally better. Mmmm... technology... what was I saying again?

How many would like to see Wall St Execs take their bonus in the form of dog food?

dolphins on the other hand, however big their brain is, don't have the physically mean to put their brain at work on much things

You mean "didn't", right?

Every time they hack into the fiber optics there will be some disrupted service. I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_phelps_returns_to_his_tank

Every time they hack into the fiber optics there will be some disrupted service. I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_phelps_returns_to_his_tank

Amazing how criminals are always the first to use any new tech.

Standoff enters day 11,834. It's a powder-keg. For sure. They could totally nuke each other any second.

China's Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

"Some of the guilty people say they are not guilty... ridiculous!"

China‘s Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions...

American airlines is now charging fees to non-passengers: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/american_airlines_now_charging

Review of the next release or WoW. Cant wait!!! http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play

heh, that's like the gayest post I've ever read. Do you empathize with this fellow?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30431

Details Here:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42363

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999

Oh no! No Television Man has become an audiophile! :D

Still not as scary as Dolphins with Opposable Thumbs

Anyone noticed former Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin and his wife Sheila (left & center) as one of those "Caltech physicists" in that Onion article mentioned in TFA?

I didn't think McDonald's had these yet... http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let

Oh, not you again. Please give it a rest.

Think that's weird, try this.

Haha, you reminded me of the historic Wad Accord.

It's all the fault of the Attractive Girls Union.

Bah!! We can't trust NASA to burn our gold, there's special agencies for dealing with this sorta thing!

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change

Yeah, there's also never been a randomized, blinded clinical trial that shows gunshot wounds to the head cause death.

Well, thankfully, we can always perform animal trials instead.

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Toro

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29036
The Onion ran a story about a kid who took matters into his own hands...

Thanks to virtualization, I spent 6 hours on the Internet in just the past 40 minutes!

Obligatory.

Yup, you are 100% correct. One of the funniest bits The Onion ever wrote.

"Even the name 'RadioShack--can you imagine two less appealing words placed next to one another?" [RadioShack CEO Julian] Day said. "What is that, some kind of World War II terminology? Are ham radio operators still around, even? Aren't we in the digital age?"

Steve B.: Fuck everything, we're doing 7 windows! (1)

Linus T.: Put your chair where your mouth is, if you dare!

That doesn't work. Letting the free market provide balance presumes that there isn't a built-in bias. Fox news is a perfect example. It was purchased and continues to be operated as a conservative news network. They accumulate viewers who agree with them, and perpetuate that agreement by feeding them appropriately biased information. They do this specifically for the purpose of creating a population that's better educated on their point of view.

Similar to your typical monopolistic practices, it's possible to spend money in order to expand your customer base. It happens again and again.

For news agencies, however, it only matters if they claim to be an unbiased news source. At that point, they are obligated to maintain a certain level of neutrality. The Washington Post is identifying that they breached their own moral code to an extent.

Not that I blame them. Not only was McCain negative, he was boring. He just didn't do much that was newsworthy.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/top_story_on_john_mccain_run_out

Yes, people generally do take good care of their iPhones. That's why Winnetka residents were outraged when an iPhone was left in a hot car for three hours.

Electronic voting has bigger problems than TFA mentions... (FYI, the preceding link contains flash/video.)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

They never say stuff like "after capitulating to cancer like a big pussy,"

Well, at least one reputable news source has done so.

A) a part of the US government

Well it looks like A) came true: DRE 700 for pres!

There's been a revision: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/voting_machines_elect_one_of

sed'ed Copypasta

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694