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Mine are right FOUR times a day, thanks to the Time Cube.

The only correct style is random colors of random sized fonts. Everything else is stupid and evil.

I was a bit troubled by my inability to grasp the logic of the arguements put forward by this editor

Ahhhh young grasshopper, to understand his logic and arguments one must first understand the The Time Cube.

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Education actually
destroys the analytial Brain,
leaving only a single brain
perspective android servility.
Educators who suppress the
Harmonic Time Cube 4 Day
4 corner Earth simultaneous
rotation should be ki...., for
they threaten all humanity.

So, you think the Earth is round? You're an idiot!

A cube using the time dimension looks more like this.

He's calculating using a time cube

of 3.2 for Pi only proves this guy right...

Can you clue me in a little more specific than that link? The damn thing is reads like a three column timecube site.

If you're referring to the whole Ron Paul white supremacist thing, Justin Raimondo debunked it pretty thoroughly.

Can we send them the Worst Website Ever award from Slashdot?

Nope... that award still goes to the Time Cube for use of an ugly background, random font sizes and random font colors, as well as the layout (centered text in a narrow column spanning well over 25 pages), and I'm not even talking about the content of the site here...

[Citation needed]

If only those poor bastards had come to Ask Slashdot. Just look at how much trouble we could've saved them!

- What is the best way to hint to your parents that you are pregnant?

1) Ready a video camera & tape this.
2) Find your parents, then say "Mom? Dad? I'm pregnant."
3) Post the "reactions" video on YouTube.

- How do my mum and dad want to renew my wedding vow?

They probably want you to get married in a church this time instead of in Vegas so all their friends will stop asking why they weren't invited to your wedding.

- Do lesbian cheerleaders really exist?

No, much like the moon, they're a ridiculous liberal myth.

- How powerful does a telescope have to be to see the moon?

I think I already said that the moon is a ridiculous liberal myth. Therefore, you'll need a telescope with a negative index of refraction. Consult this guy for details.

- How can I master the art of Levitation?

Gather enough power wands for an anti-gravity lozenge. Watch out for the koalas with nunchucks. Unlike the Black Manta, you are NOT a ninja.

Alternatively, you can try joining that cult with the gold-domed roof in some cornfield in Iowa. No, not the state capitol building, dumbass, the OTHER place with a gold dome that's in the middle of some cornfield.

- Swimming at the waterslides and have to pee really bad... What to do??

Let nature take its course. Oh, and give me advance notice so I can avoid that water park.

- My BODY is my own ENEMY? WHAT would you do if YOU were IN my POSITION?

Go visit a water park. I'll let you know which one is best once I hear back from my, umm, informant.

- What kind of shampoo does Ozzy Osbourne use?

Most likely some organic shampoo made from hemp. How else do you explain the smell?

- My nipples are wierd???!!?

Yes. Yes, they are. I suggest disconnecting the battery, though. That just makes you look weird.

- Is it true if you put blood in someones food they will go crazy?

That's what they WANT you to believe.

- How many years, months, days, hours, minutes, and seconds are in 200300 if you divide it by 360?

That depends on what calendar you're using and how you calculate it. If you're using Excel, the answer is clearly 10,000. If you use a Pentium, it's about 9,999.99999873

- Do female animals have G Spot?

That's what SHE said.

- Unfortunately, I have very little common sense.

Thanks, but we already know why you're here.

- Is there a way to make my nostrils bigger without surgery?

Beans. Refer to Wikipedia's article on stuffing beans up your nose. Just ignore all those POV-pushers that like to vandalize that page with a "don't" as if they can tell US what to do.

- Do mice really explode???

Computer mice? No. Rodents? Yes, but you'll need some TNT. Search YouTube for tips and advice.

- Automatic toilets scare me. Am I alone?

Yes. Which is why I suggest you join a clique on Facebook or MySpace. Might I suggest the "Biggest Loser Club"? I hear it's very exclusive. They have just one member so far: you.

From the article:
'The project "the pain of everyday life" is a city-intervention and a digital art performance addressing public and private space within the realm of everyday constraints. It resembles an urban interface for an invisible city, an architecture which is subconsciously perceived and which constantly oscillates as resonant landscape, consisting of electromagnetic waves.'

Ugh. This reads like something from timecube. I think Hobbes (the tiger) but it best when he said "Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding."

We've known this for a while, haven't we?

http://www.timecube.com/

I was worried until my conscious mind had the time to process the fact that TimeCube != Datacube.
I think we should all be glad that TimeCube took much longer to arrive.

E8, you say? E EIGHT? That's exactly the number of corners of nature's harmonic simultaneous TIME CUBE!

Don't be a hater. The power of TIME CUBE compels you!

You're right, but for all of the wrong reasons. Carbon nanotube does kind of make sense if the manufacturing processes can be sorted out. But doing so amounts to coming up with systems that can somehow play tetris with free carbon -- a difficult problem at best. That said, the problem of carbon nanotube construction becomes trivially solvable when one takes into account that time itself is best expressed in terms of cubic heterodynes -- an understanding of which makes trivial the construction of materials far superior to carbon nanotube. Additional insight can be found here and, surprisingly here.

What they actually believe is that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father...

Gene Ray, is that you?

I wonder what this will mean for the Time Cube guy.

Time Cube: It's the Goatse for Logical Thought

No, no, Time is a Cube! "Your ignorance of Harmonic Cube is demonic".

Man, who went and trashed the TimeCube site? Admittedly, the trashed site is hard to distinguish form the original, but c'mon, TimeCube was an internet icon!

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Now, how is this relevant to the question of whether God, as conventionally defined, could self-destruct?

Actually, the real conspiracy runs far more deeply than even David Icke could imagine.

I noticed you are using dates such as "July 26, 1947". That shows that you are still blind to the true conspiracy - that every day is in fact 4 days, just like a cube has 4 sides (not 6, like the lizard alien Illuminati wants you to think). And that's only the tip of the iceberg. Get up to date at http://www.timecube.com/ .

Your Logicube is nothing compared to the Time Cube.

Yes, that's right. I'm completely fanatical for a language I've never used. I'm rolling my eyes now... just in case the sarcasm went totally over your head.

Why do I have to fork up the money? You're the one with the extraordinary claims of dramatic reliability increases. If you're so much more brilliant than the rest of us, it shouldn't be terribly difficult for you to at least create something a little more sophisticated than something that looks like an OmniGraffle demo on stupid pills in a few weekends. I just want to know: Will COSA let us reprogram the Time Cube?

Before you replied, I wasn't sure if you were a complete crackpot. Thank you for resolving the question.

Set up your own journals and charge nothing or a token amount for access. If scientists are so bigoted they only deign to acknowledge work published in overpriced, unnecessary, exploitative publishers' journals, the problem is on the scientists' end.

No, the AGW theory is based entirely on the tenuous idea that increased CO2 increases temperatures.

The Internet provides the pack leaders with an unprecedented level of identifying and controlling dissenters. We need heretics more than ever. As soon as people can no longer speak out against other beliefs, the social system fails by going to extremes and there are no good extremes, as for every winner there are losers. Create too many losers and you head towards civil unrest and even wars.

Not really sure where you get the idea that the IntarWeb promotes conformity - everything I've seen and read indicates a strong tendency towards the reverse. Variations include long tail economics, the rise of the amateur blog and "crowd-sourcing" and the Internet favorite, the the time cube.

Although heresy is important, I'd suggest that the Internet brings its own negative phenomenon - the most incredibly low signal-to-noise ratio communications medium ever conceived of in human history. Perhaps 95% of the content on the Internet is worthless even to its author, and the remaining 5% is often heavily guarded and unaccessible.

Case in point that's a bit closer to home? Simply browse Slashdot at -1...

You should team up with the timecube guy, then your robots could work 96 hours a day!

I wrote one of those programs once, though I could never figure out the output.

Is it just me or does his site bear some resemblance to our friends at http://www.timecube.com/ ?

White background - check
Red and blue text with lots of bold and under-lining - check
Rambling, quasi-religious writing going against overwhelming scientific opinion - check
Laid out in one massively tall, single column page - check
Graphics stolen from a circa 1996 Geocities website - check

If we somehow combined these two, the offspring would be the crackpot ubermensch

Do NOT insult the superior theory of the Time Cube. Watch this video to be informed. Anyone who doesn't isn educated stupid and EVIL.

Academia is an accreditation of real
stupidity - deadly to all humanity.
Dumb ass teachers fear Time Cube
and will eat dung before debating it.
Dumb students are educated stupid.

"Wikipedia claim that the Time Cube is non-science constitutes a Grave error by the half-brain bastard who can't think opposite of the lies he was taught.
I was born to think Cubic as in a 4 corner family life, therefore I rise above you. "

For a second there, I figured the link above must have gone to something truly incomprehensible. Come on, it really wasn't that bad. :)

Sorry, I'm a Linux lover and all, but the sheer volume of crap in your post forces me to respond. I'll take a few choice tidbits:

Microsoft knows that they have peaked in the software industry, and they are desperately seeking a way to continue their unprecedented growth.

Except that it IS precedented by 20 years of.... growth!

We all know it's not going to happen; most of Microsoft's hardware products (aside from keyboards, joysticks, and mice) have been duds in the marketplace.

Eh, like the XBox? An "I'm feeling lucky" searching for "XBOX sales wii" returns this website - and even if the sales figures are a few months old, they're nothing to shake a stick at.

They tried search engines and failed miserably, even though the MSIE default page was MSN.

I have a tough time calling the 4th most popular website in the United States a "miserable failure". No, they aren't FIRST, but that's a long way from some of the worst.


I think the Novell deal is something different though. I think that they want to focus more on services and become a solutions provider like IBM did, so that way no matter WHAT the techology choice is, Microsoft still get at least a slice of the pie, and then other forces at Microsoft who are desperate to maintain their positions and power at Microsoft are using this development to spread anti-Linux FUD.

Wow! Something insightful! No, not really. It's been industry mantra for at least 5-10 years: "SERVICES! SERVICES! SERVICES!". They're a tad late to the game, but they certainly aren't going the way of DEC.

Everything above may be totally off base, but really, I do think that these moves are out of desperation because they see the strength of their stock eroding very quickly.

Hmmm. Up by almost 50% in the last year. Yep. Definite erosion. They're probably getting ready to jump out of the window.

Your post is actually very reminiscent of another post I've seen from time to time here on slashdork. It usually starts like this: "It is official; Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying..."

Seriously - what the hell is that website? Could anyone figure out what it was? It's so insane and creepily idiotic, that one almost can't believe it's just insane and idiotic, but rather that it must be some sort of cryptic signal to the KGB or CIA or something. Just to clarify his position, though, http://www.timecube.com/ is his source that he links to. Clearly you understand his point now that you've seen that and are no longer "ignorant of natures harmonic time cube creation".

I think it's necessary to point out that your web site there has as many colour and format changes in it as the time cube! You might wanna fix that.

http://www.timecube.com/

Don't forget to underline, bold, and itilicize your text for MAXIMUM READABILITY.

"Only utter ignorance of plasma could lead one to the conclusion that the universe is anything but electrically-driven."

Just as only utter ignorance of natures simultaneous harmonic four-way Timecube deems you an ugly educated "singular-stupid" god-fucker, not fit to live on this planet!

Timecube?

I'm sorry, but any pseudoscientific theory of physics that omits Time Cube is one bound to fail peer review at the Journal of Irreproducible Results. Please, slashdot editors! Do your due diligence for once!

I'm not exactly the most savvy Slashdot reader around, and even I know this "electric universe" theory is about as credible as the time cube.

Ahh so.. anit-government site gets pulled and governments got nothing at all to do with it ehh?

You can put a lot of things on a web site and not get shut down. For example http://timecube.com/

If you step on the wrong toes, piss of the wrong people.. just like any other gang or mafia group, the government will go after you.

Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! Poetry, uniting All-One! All brave! All life! Who else but God! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!

Having just read http://www.timecube.com/ for a laugh and then reading the PhysOrg news item, all the references to "ultra-hyperbolic spaces" and rotations read a little too much like Gene Ray's rants to be comfortable. The only thing missing was the obligatory:

Your 4 dimensional space makes you EVIL! SIX dimensional ultra-hyperbole is absolute but ignored by stupid/evil educators.

Time is four-dimensional, so there are 7 dimensions! So sayeth the TimeCube!