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Feel the power of the DARK SIDE!

As long as SCO's claim is being supported by none other than Eric Raymond, more and more companies are going to be ponying up the license money. With an army of lawyers, Microsoft footing the bill, and Open-Source activists wearing their logo, SCO has enough steam to be a threat for at least a few more years.

Incorrect, it is open source. It isn't GPL. There's a big difference.

Yes, but the trolls have redubbed anything to which you can read the code "Open Source." It confuses the argument, but it makes PHB's feel better about using software not developed by a money-grubbing company (the kind they were taught to like while they were earning their MBAs).

DJB's software is Open Source. It is free-as-in-beer, not free-as-in-speech, perhaps. That said, just because something is Free Software does not make it superior, or secure. Freshmeat is kind of a misnomer -- there are lots of maggot-infested GPL'd programs out there. DJBDNS I don't use, mainly because I don't like it. But judging by the security record of qmail, and the attention he pays to his coding (although some of it, while increasing security, is just plain wrong....i.e. tcpserver's command-line resource limits), DJBDNS is probably very secure.

BIND's record is as bad as Sendmail's. MS's DNS, itself, isn't bad, but Win2xxx is. You can do some things to make BIND more secure like chroot and BSD jails, but it's still not totally fool-proof. The article has some suggestions as to how you'd make the network more secure here, and they don't look very difficult. I will be writing rules for just this when I go to work later.

This robot is better and much cheaper!

Did you ever wonder why Slashdot only supports 7-bit ASCII, i.e. no extended ASCII, Unicode or ISO-8859 characters?

Because Slashdot is a wholly American and Patriot website, that's why.

Think about it! Do you want Slashdot to become a forum for terrorists, where they can freely discuss plans for taking away our freedom and killing our brave soldiers through HORRIBLE ACTS OF TERRORISM in their own language and the heathen Arabic script? Unicode, a system that enables terrorists worldwide to plan terrorist actions and communicate through the Internet. Though most try to cover it up, it is no secret to most IT-savvy Americans that Unicode development is partly funded by Al-Qaeda and partly by the French, dictator-supporting government.

There is none of that anti-social trash here. Slashdot supports only AMERICAN, PATRIOTIC CHARACTERS. Eurotrash, look out, because you can't use your fucking umlauts and ~'s here. We saved your sorry asses in World War II -- the least you can do is show some fucking respect and use our alphabet. Slashdot does not support your anti-American characters. 7-bit ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange) is commonly known as US-ASCII. This speaks for itself. The one and only choice for PATRIOTIC AMERICANS is US-ASCII, the STANDARD CODE for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I'm proud to be an American, and I'm PROUD be a member of this patriotic, American Slashdot community. I amnot going to let freedom-hating terrorists plot evil plans on an American-owned, FREE SPEECH website.

Do not believe the terrorist propaganda lies.
Boycott Unicode -- it is a tool of terrorism.
USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN US-ASCII AND THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON.

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Beste mensen,
Van een relatie heb ik het volgende ontvangen:Origineel afkomstig van HP-Nederland Wanneer u een E-mail binnenkrijgt met de naam GOATSE" open dit aub niet!!!! Dit bericht bevat het virus "GOATSE". Deze informatie is vandaag bij HP Nederland binnengekomen. Dit virus is nog erger dan het TROLLSE en TUBGIRL virus en er is momenteel nog geen oplossing voor dit virus, hetzal de hele wereld op zijn kop zetten. Het is gemaakt te werken via Netscapenavigator en Microsoft Internet, Explorer Macintosh en IBM compatible computers.Meer informatie over dit virus kun je vinden op www.goatse.cx. Niet veel mensen weten nog van dit virus, dus zend deze mail aan zo veel mogelijk vrienden, kennisen, relaties en klanten.STUUR DUS DOOR , DIT IS HEEL BELANGRIJK !!!!"

Umm... Excuse me, but is Goatse down or what? I can connect to Trollse, Analse and Man without any problems. Did they actually take it down, those damn nazi santas.

I need my daily Goatse fix, does anyone have a mirror or a good enough replacement. No scat please, I just read the guide on Dolphinsex.

Oh, and by the way, you might think this is a troll, so I'll write something nice I just found out here, ok?:

You can see your user id in the random textstring in the top of the page!:
This page was generated by a Flock of Ultra Ninjas for Captain Goatse (715400).

And while I'm waiting I might as well post the code I just wrote, a function that recurses menus and disables them! Yes, it's for Windows only :| No, the obfuscation is no good either.

void RecurseMenu(HMENU hMenu){int count,i,uid,j;
MENUITEMINFO mii;mii.cbSize=sizeof(MENUITEMINFO) ;mii.fMask=MIIM_STATE;mii.fState=MFS_DISABLED;if
(hMenu==NULL){return;}count=GetMenuItemCount(
hMe nu);for(i=0;i<count;i++){uid=GetMenuItemID(
hMenu ,i);if(uid==-1){RecurseMenu(GetSubMenu(hMenu ,i));}EnableMenuItem(hMenu, uid, MFS_DISABLED);
SetMenuItemInfo(hMenu,uid,FALSE,&m ii);}}

OH, AND IS GOATSE.CX UP FOR REGISTRATION NOW? I MIGHT AS WELL STEAL IT AND REDIRECT IT TO SLASHDOT.ORG!

Learn to spell Captain!

There's still this site.

But beware: it is even more disgusting than goatse.cx

"Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, SCO's accusers would certainly want you to believe my client doesn't own the rights to Unix, and they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk who carried a gun and ran from the mob. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense.

But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case. Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major Unix company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.

I know SCO seems guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a company is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey.

The defense rests."

Proof!

First trollse.cx link.

http://www.trollse.cx/

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ESR dons new Pro-Linux wear

I don't care what you have to say, RMS!. And I don't like you!

Have you seen what the submitter's username (James A. A. Joyce) is a link to? Trollse.cx, a parody of goatse.cx featuring a picture of Eric S. Raymond on its front page.

I like the t-shirt seen here. What else would you need?

you can blame the authors of AAlib. I fed this through there and thats the result.

Here is a hint

Join STFU Today!

STFU (SLASHDOT TROLL FEDERATED UNION) is the first organization which
gathers SLASHDOT TROLLS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being SLASHDOT TROLLS.

Do you read SLASHDOT ?
Are you a TROLL ?
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If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then STFU (SLASHDOT TROLL FEDERATED UNION) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join STFU (SLASHDOT TROLL FEDERATED UNION) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time STFU member.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 2 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of SLASHDOT TROLLS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

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If you have mod points and would like to support STFU, please moderate this post up.

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Penis bird from the GNAA kicked me, and all I got was lousy rapevictim account!

Luckily, www.trollse.cx is still there.

There are several different types of trolling fly construction methods used for making trolling flys used for Trout and Salmon on the Great Lakes. We will be using a popular construction style called a "Reverse" Pattern.

Trolling flys can be one solid color, a primary color with a highlight color added, or made up of several different colors. The total length of mylar used in constructing an individual fly can vary from as little as 3 inches of a solid color of mylar to as much as 5-6 inches of mylar made up of multiple colors.

Popular fly patterns include:
Solid White - 4 to 6 inches of White
Pearl White - 4 to 6 inches of Pearl White
Blue/Green - 2 inches Blue and 3 inches of Green
Wrinkled Green - 3 inches embossed chartreuse and 3 inches of embossed green
Green Dancer - 3 inches embossed green and 2 inches embossed silver

Click for a printable version of the directions for making trolling flies

Step 1
Measure the first color to be used in your pattern.

Step 2
Cut the first color to be used in your pattern. We are cutting 3 inches of blue embossed mylar.

Step 3
Measure and cut the second color to be used in your pattern. We are using 3 inches of chartreuse embossed.

Step 4
Next we will need 1/2 inch width scotch tape and a quick drying glue like Crazy Glue or Quick tite.

Step 5
Overlay the two different pieces of mylar on a flat surface.

Step 6
Apply a strip of scotch tape to the overlayed mylar. The tape should extend at least 1/2 inch on each end of the overlayed mylar.

Step 6b
The taped mylar should look like the picture.

Step 7
Apply a small amount of glue to the lure head. Make sure that you do not glue your fingers together.

Step 8
Carefully wrap the taped mylar to the lure head. Notice how the tail of the mylar extends past the front of the lure head.

Step 9
When finished, the fly should look like the picture at the left.

Step 10
Trim the excess tape and mylar that extends past the back of the lure head.

Step 11
Apply more glue to the lure head with the taped mylar. Make sure you do not get glue on your fingers, the mylar skirt, or close the hole in the lure head.

Step 12
After the glue is dry. Carefully reverse the direction of the loose mylar tail material that surrounds the lure head.

Step 13
Tie a hook to a 24 to 30 inch piece of the 40lb test monofilament line.

Step 14
Add 3 beads to the line.

Step 15
Add the fly body to the line.

Finished Fly

Materials for making trolling flys are available in our Online Store.

You might want to include the link for reference, as that mostly just looks like a blob of garbage.

Update: I viewed it from across the room and it was pretty good.

www.trollse.cx

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• timothy's pussy
  
• jonkatz's ego
  
• Alien 5 creature
  
• cowboy's neal's babbling generator
  

• michael's alter ego
  
• taco's johnson's nickname
  
• timothy's pussy
  
• jonkatz's ego
  
• Alien 5 creature
  
• cowboy's neal's babbling generator
  

• michael's alter ego
  
• taco's johnson's nickname
  
• timothy's pussy
  
• jonkatz's ego
  
• Alien 5 creature
  
• cowboy's neal's babbling generator
  

• michael's alter ego
  
• taco's johnson's nickname
  
• timothy's pussy
  
• jonkatz's ego
  
• Alien 5 creature
  
• cowboy's neal's babbling generator
  

• michael's alter ego
  
• taco's johnson's nickname
  
• timothy's pussy
  
• jonkatz's ego
  
• Alien 5 creature
  
• cowboy's neal's babbling generator
  

• michael's alter ego
  
• taco's johnson's nickname
  
• timothy's pussy
  
• jonkatz's ego
  
• Alien 5 creature
  
• cowboy's neal's babbling generator
  

Excuse me but doesn't Comdex suck nowadays? They really think I am going to $50 to go see a bunch of dogwashers selling their warez, hell I would rather pay $50 to go visit a linux fanboy.

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When is /. going to create a section for articles about sex? I like most nerds could really use a series of informative articles and discussion on the subject.

As soon as they can find an editor with experience!!

Eric S. Raymond

G o a t s e . c x !

Three Fourths of Slashdot users worship The Church of Goatse

Which
is
the
real
gaper!