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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chi negro

There was a movie where a woman actually defined the different kinds of intrebred races. Can't remember it for the life of me.

Aha! Domino (2005)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421054/quotes

Some of her other ones were Blactino, blackasian, hispasian, koreagro, Japegro, Chispanic, koreaspanic, and japanic.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Have you noticed how popular the short bus is now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yup pie+Short+Bus

I'm not sure what zoo you frequent, but I haven't seen many primates assume the relaxing 135-degree lean-back posture.

Perhaps you'd have better luck arguing that we (as humans) evolved a sophisticated intelligence for the sole purpose of developing the recliner to improve our posture.

Btw, for an explanation of the Zune "DRM squirting" emoticon, see:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bac k+and+forth

))<drm>((

and there is guaranteed bandwith for it

Quote: "A Cell Phone company who claims to be the best, who have the least amount of dropped calls, (because they wont drop a call, they would rather have you sit through static and have to pay). who likes to rip of customers by telling them one thing and doing another. ..."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ver izon

CC.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shi at

Check the top item. It's slang.

And Oracle ain't exactly all puppy farts and unicorn giggles, either.

Yes it was. Mind you, if you knew why the puppy was farting and the unicorn giggling, it wouldn't seem so innocent.

UHIA?

More specifically: A dork is a whale's penis.

The same way in which one writes a review without running it through a spell checker ("laiden"?), grammar checker (please make sure your nouns and verbs agree on plurality), or even understanding common turns of phrase ("grippy story"? I think you mean "gripping").

Hassan chop!

The girl in the error screen could be experiencing...oh, let's call it Zune proon.

But they will know it can shred.

Shred

1. To play distorted electric lead guitar in a manner which is at once so extremely cogent and rapid that listener experiences the sensation that the production of the sound should be impossible or nearly impossible.
2. The art of Technically and rhythmically hammering out amazing and lightning-fast solos on a guitar.

Source: Urban Dictionary

wolfbagging -- (NSFW) but you can look it up here.

No, no, not ooga booga... snu snu!

If you were really open-sourcing yourself, wouldn't that mean that you'd have to allow others the right to edit you?

Nah, it means that they can copy me (darned biters) and edit the copies.

The Everywhere Girl has been deleted from Wikipedia. Will she get restored?

• www.google.com
• www.yahoo.com
• en.wikipedia.org
• Columbia Encyclopedia

The Everywhere Girl has been deleted from Wikipedia. Will she get restored?

but start putting highway signs in both on every sign

Does YouGoog or GooGoog sound better to Yoogle?

1. Too many devices have way too many "features" that do end up raising the pricetag even if minimally.
2. If you're a good little consumer-whore and buy into the Wii60 movement, Microsoft has you covered.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pus sification

Looks like the gamer term "twink" (c.f. the urban dictionary, definition #1)and the porn term "twink" (same link, def #2) are set to converge :)

The tacit homophobia behind this change is sad, but the irony of the change making the characters possibly even more gay-coded is delicious. Possibly even fabulous.

Alternately: Bishy

You know.. ehm..

From http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bri nk/

2. brink
An alternate form of alcohol consumption which places alcohol directly into the blood stream, thus requiring only a minimal amount of alcohol consumption to become drunk. A common form of brinking is done using a device, preferably a water bottle, some lube and a brave third party. The third party simply places the lubed-up water bottle full of alcohol into the brinkers anus and squeezes, causing a plethora of alcohol to enter the bloodstream and allowing the brinker to become rather drunk in the process.

"Yo Andrew, if your not doing anything tonight, do you wanna brink?"

... as far as the current system goes. Rigged elections are nothing new in America - why would the electioneers give up their control over the outcome voluntarily?

No, for "we the people" to get fair, honest elections, the entire crooked Feral government has to collapse first. The clean up crew can then round up George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and the rest of the globalist NeoCons, and turn them into NeoConvicts, for their warcrimes and other crimes against humanity. Bill Clinton for carpet bombing Serbia, the current crew for the tens (hundreds?) of thousands of civilian casualties in Iraq & elsewhere.

Fortunately, the world's only superpower isn't much of a superpower anymore. Not only is the economy on its last legs before a much-needed correction, but our leaders have abdicated the moral high ground. Our government is now little more than a jackbooted thug, a Goliath picking on people in all corners of the world. But there are a couple groups with slingshots to keep the balance, so all's well.

Crooked elections are the least of our worries, at this point - been there, done that, look what we got. I'm looking forward to Bush & Co. getting their due.

The Xbox360 is starting to have some stonking titles coming out

wtf is that supposed to mean? Is it like "stinkin'"?

mmmmm spreading fud (see 3rd definition) ...

I really don't like the visual that's giving me.

(NSFW link)

...i thought he said freebase, no?

Or is than "an hot carl". I can never remember what is in fashion now.

I think the main problem with the U.S. system is the judge can't impose sanctions like making the plaintiff's counsel get a Cleveland Steamer from Courtney Love.

If you risked that evert time you filed a frivolous lawsuit, you'd think twice, wouldn't you?

- Greg

From the Urban Dictionary...

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

Absolutely. Allow me to introduce you to the "O Face."

...I've got a greased up rocketman yoda doll shoved up....
...yeah, but do the rocketbelts run Linux?
...rocketbelts, are they good or are they whack?
...Netcraft confirms that the rocketmen are dead/dying.
...I am intrigued by your thoughts HeadlessNotAHorseman, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
...Site is Slashdotted, MIRROR HERE.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=def inately

Aha, fnorgby, so this is where you've been hiding.

Which one of these people are you claiming to be?

Too bad I needed urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/ to understand that. And I have been /.ing for quite some time. I think the comments for this post have the most techie acronyms of anywhere on the internet.

Think of "snow" as being synonymous with "fool" or "trick" or "mislead." See the various definitions of snow job.

The mispelling of nigger as niggar was intentional. It has to do with the culture of calling other blacks, niggar to make it sound like nigger. It is usually used when not wanting to say nigger but meaning much the same as the word traditional implied. Look at definition #6.

Now, it is news to me that people have been questioning her competence. I did a quick google search and found that most articles or postings only do so around an election cycle so i'm not sure it was popular to do except then.

Asuming i'm a republican yesman is a mistake. I'm not in the least loyal to the republicans any more then i am for the democrates. What i am thouhg is verry upset over lies and halve truths that attempt to smear people for no reason other then someone elses political gain. Thats what we have going on here. With condi and with bush and this article the submision is about. If that makes it apear as i'm a republican yesman, then let it. personal attack on me doesn't mean as much to me as setting the story striaght. Wich is something that needs to be done more and more with all the Bush bashing going on. And for some reasons people choose to ignore the stuff he really does deserve to be bashed on and go with made up shit like this. I guess this stuff has more political capitol then what he actualy does.

"We can't really complain when people use 'gay' to mean crap, after all, we're the ones who took a word meaning 'happy' and turned it into a word meaning 'likes bum-sex with other boys'."

Not a great name.. maybe you don't know what 'ming' means

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=min g

Why thank you. I appreciate the compliment. ;-)

I had an 'Internets Tubes' moment yesterday and, still blinded by Sony Rootkit Outrage, shot from the hip...

"Gameology" ( http://www.gameology.org/ ) seems to be about on the same level as "assology" ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ass ology ).

shonky isn't a word ...

"Michigeners (Michigenites?)"

Meshungina.

Is a hot Jupiter anything like a Hot Lunch?? If so then ewww.

Indeed. A quick look at number 5 on that list shows just how reliable a dictionary written, reviewed and read by a community of prurient 13-year-olds can be (as of writing the 5th most popular definition of neologism is The One's manjuice) . People question Wikipaedia's accuracy - just take a look at the Urban Dictionary and see how bad it could have been.

This is what the Urban Dictionary is for.

...assets or rights can be allocated to good users in the form of gifts or trade exchange opportunities...

Sounds like a valid judgement then; she specifically cleaned up the PC and removed the p2p apps. She'd have been better reinstalling windows entirely, at least there are valid reasons for that e.g. Windows Half Life (no, not the game).