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Who supported Justice Sunday: Protest Against The Filibuster Against Those Faith.

If the IRS is doing its job, it would remove the tax exempt status of any "church" (any affiliates in in the U.S.) participating in Justice Sunday.

Of course, Bill Frist is the faithful drone for the
world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader"

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

"It is hoped that this research can provide further insights into Parkinson's Disease,"

or more succintly:

Hopefully, this research can provide further insights into Justice Sunday: Protest Against The Filibuster Against Those Of Faiith (the American Taliban).

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

I'll I can say is : 420 Lewis !!!

Patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout, CIO

We hope that he never encourages the world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader.

Yours patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

- Sic semper tyrannis -

is the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader".

Yours patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

in the name of peace. Conclusion: The United States population is
brain dead.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

reveal the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader"

Peaceful nations don't attack other nations.
-- George W. Bush

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

You can usually tell from a domain name if you should be loading the url or not

whitehouse.org
nice-tits.org

Both not really the sites you might expect

America: Love It Or Leave It

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Please be patient while google scans my forthcoming book:
Bowling For Political Capital.

Compassionately convervatively yours,
"President" George W. Bush

Can anyone remember that the CIA advised the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader" that Iraq did not have weapons of mass destruction.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Congress threatened contempt of congress to baseball
players but declined to charge the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader" and his gang of military-industrial fascists.

Thanks for nothing,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Regime..

Unfortunately, public transportation gets no attention because of the current fascist regime supported by
fundagelicals.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

George Bush, the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader" picks leading hawk Paul Wolfowitz as World Bank president. More details soon ...

the wold's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader"?

Of course, his handlers won't let him vomit anything without
cue cards; a teleprompter, and President-Vice Cheney's arm.

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, CEO

"Spelling-it-at-ya" should read "Spelling-it-to-you".

Furthermore, "them start-ups" should read "those start-ups".

Start learning.

You spell as well as the
world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader".

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

You agree to pay the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader" the sum of
U.S. $4,000,000,000,000 to help spread war around the world.

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, CEO

society ( I own; you rent) society promoted by the
world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader".

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

has been subjugated to the world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader

Thanks for nothing,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Maybe he's a moozlim ayyrab terrorist who doesn't pray to Jesus like we do here in Uh Marika. You can spot them by what they read!

Guide

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, CTO

Who wants peace instead of war?

Thanks for your consideration ,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Buck Fush

One of my sources just forwarded me a copy of a rather intriguing document about Dr. James Dobson. In the remainder of this letter, I plan to summarize the contents of that document in an effort to recall the ideals of compassion, nonviolence, community, and cooperation. Let's start with my claim that Dobson will prevent us from recognizing the vast and incomparable achievements, contributions, and discoveries that are the product of our culture because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses what I call noisome nymphomaniacs with indelicate and uncontrollable rage. The tone of his statements is so far removed from reality, I find myself questioning what color the sky must be in his world. His statements such as "Society is supposed to be lenient towards self-centered hucksters" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual.

Okay, now it's time to offend a few people. Actually, I hope not to offend anyone, although Dobson's lieutenants quash other people's opinions, as though it were a disgrace to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from Marxism, insurrectionism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that by an odd twist of fate, Dobson's game is to woo over subhuman profiteers by using tactics such as scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Dobson has any control over. But that's inconsequential, because Dobson's vaporings are about as useful to society as a hundred deutsche marks were in 1923 Germany. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to Dobson. Whenever someone tells Dobson not to divert our attention from serious issues, Dobson gets all teary-eyed. My, my; how sad. My heart bleeds for him, it really does.

You've never heard that his intention is to accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice? That's because his bedfellows have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that he is completely versipellous. When he's with plebeians, Dobson warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against Jacobinism. But when he is safely surrounded by his compeers, Dobson instructs them to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. Some critics have called him viperine. A handful insist he's hidebound. Dobson's serfs, on the other hand, consider him to be one of the great minds of this century.

Given this context, we need to return to the idea that motivated this letter: I, not being one of the many cacodemonic utopians of this world, do not find platitudes that are reckless, nerdy, and refractory to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe Dobson's crusades are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of gnosticism. Easy as it may seem to put inexorable pressure on Dobson to be a bit more careful about what he says and does, it is far more difficult to reinforce notions of positive self esteem. I resent being exposed to foolhardy sad sacks. By the way, saying that last sentence out loud is a nice way to get to the point quickly at a cocktail party.

Be that as it may, he ignores a breathtaking number of fac

Buck Fush!!!!!

One of my sources just forwarded me a copy of a rather intriguing document about Dr. James Dobson. In the remainder of this letter, I plan to summarize the contents of that document in an effort to recall the ideals of compassion, nonviolence, community, and cooperation. Let's start with my claim that Dobson will prevent us from recognizing the vast and incomparable achievements, contributions, and discoveries that are the product of our culture because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses what I call noisome nymphomaniacs with indelicate and uncontrollable rage. The tone of his statements is so far removed from reality, I find myself questioning what color the sky must be in his world. His statements such as "Society is supposed to be lenient towards self-centered hucksters" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual.

Okay, now it's time to offend a few people. Actually, I hope not to offend anyone, although Dobson's lieutenants quash other people's opinions, as though it were a disgrace to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from Marxism, insurrectionism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that by an odd twist of fate, Dobson's game is to woo over subhuman profiteers by using tactics such as scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Dobson has any control over. But that's inconsequential, because Dobson's vaporings are about as useful to society as a hundred deutsche marks were in 1923 Germany. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to Dobson. Whenever someone tells Dobson not to divert our attention from serious issues, Dobson gets all teary-eyed. My, my; how sad. My heart bleeds for him, it really does.

You've never heard that his intention is to accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice? That's because his bedfellows have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that he is completely versipellous. When he's with plebeians, Dobson warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against Jacobinism. But when he is safely surrounded by his compeers, Dobson instructs them to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. Some critics have called him viperine. A handful insist he's hidebound. Dobson's serfs, on the other hand, consider him to be one of the great minds of this century.

Given this context, we need to return to the idea that motivated this letter: I, not being one of the many cacodemonic utopians of this world, do not find platitudes that are reckless, nerdy, and refractory to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe Dobson's crusades are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of gnosticism. Easy as it may seem to put inexorable pressure on Dobson to be a bit more careful about what he says and does, it is far more difficult to reinforce notions of positive self esteem. I resent being exposed to foolhardy sad sacks. By the way, saying that last sentence out loud is a nice way to get to the point quickly at a cocktail party.

Be that as it may, he ignores a breathtaking number of fac

Freedom
begins at home, you criminel de guerre

Patriotiocally as always,
Kilgore Trout, CTO

There are many frowzy shirkers who want to make closed-minded roustabouts out to be something they're not. One -- Dr. James Dobson -- is so conniving, he deserves special mention. To get immediately to the point, if Dobson is going to talk about higher standards, then he needs to live by those higher standards. Anyone with an IQ two points higher than a wet sponge's knows that his myrmidons are brown-nosing witlings (literally!). But, even so, if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which he may expose and neutralize his enemies rather than sit at the same table and negotiate before long, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Dobson is entirely gung-ho about mercantalism because he lacks more pressing soapbox issues. If you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will indisputably find that power-hungry Huns often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Dobson enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to leave us in the lurch. You know, it strikes me that he would have us believe that it's okay to cause pesky subversion to gather momentum on college campuses. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. Dobson's methods are much subtler now than ever before. Dobson is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized.

Might I suggest that he search for a hobby? It seems Dobson has entirely too much time on his hands, given how often he tries to shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size. When I'm through with him, he'll think twice before attempting to till the callow side of the antipluralism garden. An ancient Greek once wrote something to the effect of, "He has shown he's not afraid to be contentious." Today, the same dictum applies, just as clearly as when it was first written over two thousand years ago. Dobson's perceptions of a vast conspiracy lead him to inappropriate assessments of even the most innocent interactions with frightful fiends, but given the way things are these days, we must remember that Dobson says that his tracts are all sweetness and light. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.

In other words, even his horoscope says he's nerdy. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, he honestly gives me the heebie-jeebies. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement, and, in many cases, it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it undeniably expresses how classism doesn't work. So why does Dobson cling to it? I once asked Dobson that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that this is not the first time I've wanted to lift the fog from Dobson's thinking. But it is the first time I realized that it's easy enough to hate him any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that he is up to, things that ought to make a real Dobson-hater out of you. First off, I once overheard him say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? He said that negativism is the key to world peace. Can you believe that? At least his statement made me realize that in order to convince us that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to rule with an iron fist, Dobson often turns to the old propagandist tr

Remember, friends don't let friends waste their time cheerleading for the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader".

Buck Fush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Remember, friends don't let friends waste their time cheerleading for the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader".

Buck Fush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patriotically in a secure, undisclosed bar,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Read about My Life As The World's Most Dangerous and Inarticulate "Leader" (outstooging Kim Jong iL)

Have a Cheney-Rumsfeld-Rice_free_day,
K. Trout, CEO

There is one person responsible for the mathematics of the
social security "crisis". He is the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader", outstooging Kim Jong iL of North Korea.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout

You mean no farther than this White House? :)

I really hope that everybody realizes this story is a hoax...

Landover Baptist is the same 'church' that sells Jesus thongs and other terribly funny stuff.

The same guys that run Landover Baptist also do WhiteHouse.org

It's also apparently possible to get into an Ivy League school without learning to speak.

Why does Slashdot pay attention to the hegemonic Microslop administration?

Microsoft is 100% unreliable.

Thank you and have Cheney-Rumsfeld-free day

As always,
K. Trout, CTO

From the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader"

Regards,
K. Trout, CTO

Doomsday is already here

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

I am the world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader.

Yourz Trulie,
George W Bush

the world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader.

Thank you and have a Cheney_Rumsfeld_free day,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

World's Most Dangerous and Inarticulate "Leader"

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, CEO

For The Forehead Ad:

War Criminals

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, CIO

"Returning amputees from Iraq are getting computer-driven artifical limbs allowing greater balance and mobility."

Stop the War For Oil

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, CTO

is Quake machinima titled Quake D.C. where
you get to expose political corruption.

Thanks as always,
K. Trout, CEO

courtesy of the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader"

Regards,
K. Trout, CEO

Let democracy reign. Visit Washington, D.C. on January 20, 2005 and show your support AGAINST the
world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader"

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, CTO

for democracy's sake, the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader"

Thanks and happy holidays,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

are as old as "President" George W. Bush's Peace Efforts

Bring 'em on.

Thanks for nothing,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

and Happy War Mongering

Patriotically yours,
KIlgore Trout, CEO

Welcome to Jesusland

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your social security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional
law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

14. Stay out late before ! the curfews start.

16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".

17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".

19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a
white person.

21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
base-jumper.

22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

23. Start your school day without a prayer.

24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

26. Learn French.

28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

30. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

When will you lamerz learn? The Slashdot community is tired of the hardware reviews. You can find a million of them with a WWW search. Why don't you wake up and snort some coffee!!!!!

Try reporting some real news: such as the theft of the United States Federal Government.

Thanks for nothing,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Re-select George W. Bush as President of Iraq.

Seditously as always,
Kilgore Trout

Let's offshore the military-industrial-fascist complex

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout