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"With a development like this, we could shoot entire boy bands into space and make the world a better place."

With a development like this, we could shoot The Chump-In-Charge into space and make the world a better place."

"While there are many dangers in the world, the threat from Iraq stands alone because it gathers the most serious dangers of our age in one place," the president said.

--People in stoned houses shouldn't throw glass.

Read more about The Chump-In-Charge

Vomit his usual Idiocy, remember to
turn off the volume and turn up:

Fight The Power by Public Enemy.

Be Patriotic: Smoke Amerikan Grown Marijuana!!

Hopefully, the trial and exile of

The Chump-In-Charge

Thanks.

Get with it, instead of figuring out a way to
depose:

The Chump-In-Charge"

Thanks and have a marijuana inspired weekend.

Is available by going to:

Chump-in-ChargeShack

Be Patriotic: Smoke Amerikan Grown Tobacco and Marijuana!!

Where in the world is Jon Katz?:

1. Afghanistan: Looking for You-know-who dead
or alive

2. In a secured location interviewing President Cheney

3. In Alaska, harvesting his summer ganja
crop

4. Behind The White House, snorting with W

A Coup D'Etat of the Cheney-Rumsfeld dictatorship
whose thief-in-chief resides in:

The White House

Thanks and have a marijuana inspired weekend!!

Can we set up a fund to buy one-way tickets
to the Moon for the Cheney-Rumsfeld dictatorship
currently residing in the:

The White House?

of the Cheney-Rumsfeld dictatorship that houses the current thief-in-chief in:

The White House

Thanks and have a marijuana inspired weekend.
Be Patriotic: Smoke Amerikan Grown Ganja !!

• And this makes things safer how?

It lets them re-assign security staff from lazily eyeballing baby-Jesus lovin' white folks to their number one priority, "random" stop-and-searches of shifty moon-god worshipping Arabiac-looking types.

That's the best case scenario. The real world scenario is that they just sack some staff and return to business as usual... until the next hijacking.

George H. W. Bush - Not Much

George W. Bush - Even Less

Be Patriotic: Smoke American Grown Marijuana

Bush Does Not Serve 2nd Term 1-2

Cheney Does Not Finish 1st Term 3-1

bin Laden discovered working in Pentagon 10-1

W videotaped inhaling coke behind The White House 6-1

is as sick as the psychopaths currently working
in:

that's right, your choice is correct:

The White House

Thanks and burn a joint for J. Ashcroft !!

Your description is also appropriate for the
average Amerikan's support for the Cheney-Rumsfeld
dictatorship and their gopher:

George W. Bush

George H. W. Bush - Not much

George W. Bush - Even less!

With the current babbler-in-chief resident in

The White House

Thanks and have a protest inspired weekend.

Read more about the babbler-in-chief at:

The White House

Thanks and have marijuana inspired day.

For the babbler-in-chief and all of his henchmen
who work in

The White House

Also the basis of the Blair-And-Bush show
currently available at:

The White House

Thanks and have a marijuana inspired week!

The title suggests the presence of the
wannabe geek-cyber-journalist Jon Katz.

Meanwhile, Slashdot posts reviews of trivial
books as the idiot-in-chief tries to memorize
his teleprompter cards with new words:

evil doers; Great Satan; axles of evils

as President Cheney watches Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned To Love Oil in

The White House

Thanks and have a marijuana inspired weekend!!

Trivial news about predictable technological
innovations are posted at Slashdot while
Amerika's thief-in-chief and resident of

The White House>

tries to memorize his Q-cards for President
Cheney's War For Oil.

Would it be possible to have a story titled:

Impeachment Made Easy?

The impeachment request pertains to that of
the current:

Idiot-In-Chief

Thanks and have a marijuana inspired week!

What flash of idiocy inspired Apple to NOT
include packaged electronic information for
OSX?

Read about the babbler-in-chief at:

The White House

and his henchmen in :

The White House

rob the United States of Amerika!!!

-Have a marijuana inspired weekend.

to impeach the Cheney-Rumsfeld administration!

Read more about how the babbler-in-chief
is robbing Amerika at:

The White House

Thank you and have a marijuana inspired weeked.

More entertaining than Slashdot is:

The White House

Have a marijauna (Amerikan grown) induced
weekend!!

For more about Bush's dealings, read:

Bush Awards Blue Ribbon To Nixon

Be patriotic; smoke Amerikan grown marijuana!

for U.S. and World Leaders (in the words of the
President-Vice - "despicable" !) :

To read the list, surf to:

Nickname List of U.S. and World Leaders

Enjoy !!

Who needs them with all of the illiterate, innumerate, and uncritical "graduates" of the
U.S. educational system, some of whom help
put the thief-in-chief into office?

For more information about the thief-in-chief, please see:

The White House

Thank you and have a shagadelic weekend.

and say to hell with it, we'll all become bar
codes. i mean really. 6,200,000,000 people...

according to my calculator sais over
1 800 000 000 in hex...(but my calculator sucks
so i could be mistaken in here)

"hi im $FE10110039 :) a/s/l?"
and you could add descriptors/last names to make
the system even more usable...
"hi i'm FE10110039, decker. i 80386." etc etc.

and it would give them an excuse to give us barcode tattoos!. imagine how sexy you'd look with one of those.

blessing from the chief resident and crackhead who currently lives in The White House

Thanks and have a marijauna-induced weekend.

Does the mapped spam include all of the misinformation generated by

George W. Bush
and company?

Thank you and have a nice day.

to find those "against us" in the words of the idiot resident of The White House?

An example of a strange search is:

> dirty radioactive bomb staged fake Cheney Rumsfeld Bush Carlysle

Thank you

As you know, it takes a great deal of money to track down terrorists. To help save money in this effort, John Ashcroft has created a special form where you can help provide the information about yourself so that our govenment can better use its resources on the real terrorists. Please fill out the form now, help us fight and win this war against terror! Also please find articles on the Homeland Security page to help you identify potential terrorists and report them.

As you know, it takes a great deal of money to track down terrorists. To help save money in this effort, John Ashcroft has created a special form where you can help provide the information about yourself so that our govenment can better use its resources on the real terrorists. Please fill out the form now, help us fight and win this war against terror! Also please find articles on the Homeland Security page to help you identify potential terrorists and report them.

It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're unamerican?

If you are truly american, then please fill American Patriot registration.
Thank you.

Think of the possibility for a literate and numerate president in the The White House .

of that brevity is decreasing at an increasing rate thanks to the war mongering efforts of the The Cheney- Rumsfeld Administration who were all characters in the movie Dr. StrangeLove

I'm impressed.

They have some cool merchandise, too.

If you don't sign up it would be very unpatriotic.

Wow. I thought the whole "patriot act" thing was a joke.

Don't forget to register as a patriot!

Courtesy of : George W. Bush Message To Catholics PRESIDENT PUTS U.S. CATHOLICS ON NOTICE: "EITHER YOU ARE WITH US, OR YOU ARE WITH THE CHILD MOLESTERS" Remarks by the President to Assembled Boston Papists THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. I want to thank you for inviting my wife and me to Boston, and welcoming us into your incense-saturated place of worship. Laura sends her regrets, as she opted to go to our regular church this morning, inasmuch as she's pretty serious about going to heaven when she dies, and figures that any time spent with you people won't be much help on that front. Of course, normally I wouldn't be here myself, but my aides tell me that this little cult you call a religion is experiencing a bit of a crisis, and that I should take a break from ensuring a steady supply of cheap Arabiac oil and unfettered snowmobiling in our national parks to give you folks some long overdue advice. As you know, I'm a man who speaks his mind. When I've got something to say, I don't waste taxpayer dollars by pussyfooting around like some liberal pantywaist. And so this morning, I'm going to cut straight to the chase with you people. If you're going to worship Jesus Christ as the Lord and Savior, you've got to start doing it right, and stop listening to a bunch of sissies in dresses who can't even get themselves a little slice of poontang. I mean, it's no accident that there aren't any priests or mon-señors on my Presidential Prayer Squad. Hell, we've known for decades that every last one of them would rather be poking pre-teen poopers than preaching penitence. And let's be honest with each other for just a minute here - you folks knew it too. Everyone knows you did - which is why most folks are having one hell of a hard time feeling sorry for your cannibalism-reenacting asses. And so this morning, I'm putting the Catholics of America on notice. Every papist, in every state, now has a decision to make. Either you're with us, or you're with the child molesters. From this day forward, any church that continues to harbor or support priests will be regarded by the United States as hostile Christianity. And I strongly suggest you be against the molesters, for the sake of the children. You see, children are the future of America, especially if they're white, and it is our duty to protect them - all the way from conception up until the moment they exit their mother's birth canal, at which point they're responsible for receiving their own health care, except for random drug tests of course, which are wholly necessary for establishing eligibility to participate in public school activities such as "Christ Club," which I'm happy to report will soon be greenlighted by Justice Rehnquist's Supreme Court. So again, I urge you to renounce men in dresses who purport to speak the words of Jesus, lest you happen to be eager to spend an afternoon on the receiving end of an FBI body cavity search. In closing, I want to offer requisite, albeit empty thanks to Cardinal Law for having me here. While I'm obliged to denounce both his bizarre lifestyle and professional indiscretions, I nevertheless tip my hat to him for his determination to remain in office despite overwhelming evidence of incompetence and severe misconduct. Furthermore, I understand that he is the Boston spokesperson for his disease - an arch disease. As an avid jogger myself, I know how important healthy arches are, and offer my semi-sincere condolences to his dress-wearing holiness on that front. Thank you all for your rapt attention, and God Bless.

Does this mean I don't have to get my mandatory patriotic tattoo?

courtesy of The White House

MOTHERLAND SECURITY CHIEF TOM RIDGE: "PATRIOTIC TATTOOING HAS
COMMENCED. ALL CITIZENS ARE TO REPORT TO
THE NEAREST BANKRUPT K-MART OUTLET"
Address by the Office of Homeland Security Director

GOVERNOR RIDGE: Good morning.
Thank you for coming. I know it's
early. Today, after nearly five
months of having accomplished
absolutely nothing discernable, I am honored to
announce the formal launch of the Office of
Homeland Security's first major initiative,
Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo (OMPT).
Just after dawn this morning, Vermont resident
Mr. Cletus Dickey had the honor of being the very
first American to prove his loyalty to his country
by submitting to a brief and only mildly
excruciating procedure, during which he was
outfitted with the Subcutaneous Patriotic
Intelligence Tattoo System (SPITS). I am told he is recuperating comfortably.

Mr. Dickey serves as a shining example for every last American man, woman and child - all of whom will be required to follow in his noble and courageous footsteps in the coming months. Today, Army-trained body modification technicians have fanned out across this great nation of ours, where they have wasted no time in establishing state-of-the-art, high-volume tattooing facilities in the empty shells of America's now-bankrupt K-Mart stores.

I know that many Americans are wondering, "But Tom, how will I know when it is my time to affirm
my Patriotism?" Well, my team and I thought long and hard about that, and we came up with one hell
of a good solution. And that's why today I am also pleased to announce that by the authority of
Presidential Executive Order #13251-B, all local liberal media outlets across America have been
ordered to assist with the coordination of tattooing the populace. That means you can find out the date and time of YOUR compulsory SPITS outfitting session by contacting your local FOX NEWS,ABC NEWS, NBC NEWS, or CBS NEWS affiliate. They'll be more than happy to tell you when you're
scheduled to report for emblazonment with the only proof of patriotism that is recognized by the
United States government.

Finally, I am pleased to report that thus far, decent Americans have responded to news of
Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo with the utmost enthusiasm. And while there has been a small but vocal group of dissenters, most of those persons are at this very moment waking to find
themselves staring down the barrels of standard issue Federal SWAT team assault rifles.
I want to thank President Bush, Attorney General Ashcroft, the late Albert Speer, and all my
colleagues in the Office of Homeland Security for all their grit, determination, and deafness to
criticism in getting this operation off the ground. There's still much work to be done, but we're up to the task. Thank you, and God Bless America.

courtesy of The White House

MOTHERLAND SECURITY CHIEF TOM RIDGE: "PATRIOTIC TATTOOING HAS
COMMENCED. ALL CITIZENS ARE TO REPORT TO
THE NEAREST BANKRUPT K-MART OUTLET"
Address by the Office of Homeland Security Director

GOVERNOR RIDGE: Good morning.
Thank you for coming. I know it's
early. Today, after nearly five
months of having accomplished
absolutely nothing discernable, I am honored to
announce the formal launch of the Office of
Homeland Security's first major initiative,
Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo (OMPT).
Just after dawn this morning, Vermont resident
Mr. Cletus Dickey had the honor of being the very
first American to prove his loyalty to his country
by submitting to a brief and only mildly
excruciating procedure, during which he was
outfitted with the Subcutaneous Patriotic
Intelligence Tattoo System (SPITS). I am told he is recuperating comfortably.

Mr. Dickey serves as a shining example for every last American man, woman and child - all of
whom will be required to follow in his noble and courageous footsteps in the coming months.
Today, Army-trained body modification technicians have fanned out across this great nation of
ours, where they have wasted no time in establishing state-of-the-art, high-volume tattooing facilities in the empty shells of America's now-bankrupt K-Mart stores.

I know that many Americans are wondering, "But Tom, how will I know when it is my time to affirm
my Patriotism?" Well, my team and I thought long and hard about that, and we came up with one hell
of a good solution. And that's why today I am also pleased to announce that by the authority of
Presidential Executive Order #13251-B, all local liberal media outlets across America have been
ordered to assist with the coordination of tattooing the populace. That means you can find out the date and time of YOUR compulsory SPITS outfitting session by contacting your local FOX NEWS, ABC NEWS, NBC NEWS, or CBS NEWS affiliate. They'll be more than happy to tell you when you're
scheduled to report for emblazonment with the only proof of patriotism that is recognized by the
United States government.

Finally, I am pleased to report that thus far, decent Americans have responded to news of
Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo with the utmost enthusiasm. And while there has been a small but vocal group of dissenters, most of those persons are at this very moment waking to find
themselves staring down the barrels of standard issue Federal SWAT team assault rifles.
I want to thank President Bush, Attorney General Ashcroft, the late Albert Speer, and all my
colleagues in the Office of Homeland Security for all their grit, determination, and deafness to
criticism in getting this operation off the ground. There's still much work to be done, but we're up to the task. Thank you, and God Bless America.

courtesy of The White House

For Immediate Release
-
Office of the Press Secretary
-
February 15, 2002
-
09:01 A.M. EST

PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES COMPASSIONATE NEW
WEAPON IN WAR ON DRUGS: THE BLACK TEEN
GULAG
Remarks by the President

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. I want to talk
to the good people of this country about the
scourge of luscious and irresistible drugs which
are so popular across this great Christian land
of ours. As you know, the federal government's
War on Drugs, conceived by Nancy Reagan and
Miss Cleo in the spring of 1981, has for almost
21 years been a hugely successful means of
spurring meteoric growth within the corrections
industry - whose lobbyists keep both Laura and myself swimming in the finest 12 year-old Scotch this Texas redneck has ever funneled.

Today, wiping out Allah-loving towelheads is the one thing that all Americans can agree
on. With this in mind, I will be tying every last issue in my domestic agenda to the fight
against terrorism, no matter how absurdly unrelated they may be. Issues like drugs.
(Applause.)

And so this morning, I'm proud to be standing here in front of a potent new weapon in the War on Drugs and Terrorism: The Black Teen Gulag. Based on a compelling new design concept inspired by Civil War field hospitals and the 20th Anniversary DVD of TRON, these compassionate new facilities will contain and punish America's #1 supporters of terrorism through drug use: impoverished, ghetto-dwelling black boys.
Furthermore, I have asked the Congress for their swift and unquestioning approval of funds to erect hundreds of these exciting new penetentiaries in rural and overwhelmingly white communities from sea to shining sea, thereby creating thousands
of prison guard jobs for America's most ignorant and sadistic high school dropouts.
(Applause.)

Yes, with Attorney General Ashcroft and Drug Czar John Walters at my side, we're putting the incarceration of teen Africanic males back at the center of our national agenda. And that's why my new budget also asks the Congress for an additional $8 billion to identify, track, arrest and imprison the next generation of this detestable voting block - which consistently and overwhelmingly supports my political opponents. Because for this, they must pay. (Applause.)

But back to terrorism for a minute. You know, people ask me all the time, "George, as
someone who was hand-picked by God to rule America, can you tell me how I can help
fight against terror?" Well, the first thing you can do is contribute generously to my 2004
reelection fund. Secondly, you shouldn't purchase illegal drugs. At least not heroin or opium anyway - because then you're supporting the same Muslim loonies who charge top dollar for the primo petrol that's buried under those desert armpits they call
countries. As for marijuana, cocaine, and ecstasy, which are produced almost entirely by domestic, allied South American, Dutch, and Israeli sources, you oughta stay away from them too. I should know. As a former heavy user of not only high-grade powder cocaine, but also pot, methamphetamine, BGH, nitrous oxide, and various modeling glues - I
know only too well the damage that sweet, delicious drugs can almost do to a
manufactured and undeserved political career. Of course, I was a little too old to catch the ecstasy love bug, but my daughters Jenna and Barbara have been kind enough to brief me on its deleterious effects.

I've also asked our Homeland Security Director, Tom Ridge, to examine ways we can improve our national border management system, to make sure we keep out Mexicans and Queen-worshipping Canadians, 45% of whom arrive with brick-sized parcels of
hardcore drugs impacted deep inside their dirty foreigner rectums.

In closing, it is important for Americans to understand this: that the best way to affect
supply is to reduce demand for drugs; that we can work as hard as we can on interdiction, but so long as there are black teens using drugs in this country, Al Qaeda sleeper cells can and will be building nukeyular bombs in a crackhouse near you. And so a central focus of my strategy, developed in conjunction with the William S. Bennet
Foundation for Hypocrisy in Policy Making, is to reduce demand by rounding up these so-called "Blafrican Americans," locking them up, throwing away the key, and lastly - and compassionately - NOT giving the bastards the lethal injections they deserve.
(Applause.)

Thank you - and God Bless.

And there.... there behind the Attorney-General on the Group W bench... mother-rapers, father-stabbers, naked genitalia!!!!

Play George Bush the fighter pilot trying to shoot Osama bin laden. There so many angles that would have done much better. So instead he thinks to do things like bombs and stuf like that.

Heck even stuff like WhiteHouse.ORG is much more effective, even if in questionable taste. The opportunity is boundless if you have that talent. Which this kid probably did not.

Ah, but in the U.S., I can look at contraversial religious websites, websites that criticize Islam (and my own religion) , porn [do you really need a link?], and pretty much anything I want. Even when someone says I can't look at some information, I can look at it, and they can take me to court, and see if a judge thinks their concerns are more important then free speech.

I'm getting sick of these sophmoric statements of "the U.S. is just as bad as [x]", where x is the criminal of the day. Part of my discomfort is because I recently had the same frame of mind, and I hate seeing others make the same mistakes.

Why would we know of U.S. warcrimes in Afghanistan? The Taliban kicked all the foriegn journalists out. Sure, we don't see all the evidence against Bin Laden, but few dispute that his organization trained Islamic radicals, and was probably behind other terrorist acts as well as Sep. 11. I would be angry if we were putting him on trial without enumerating evidence, but first we need to imprison him based on the evidence we have.

Yeah, the U.S. government used propaganda and spin control and even lies, just like every other government on earth. But we also have a free and active press, which is always trying to catch the government lying. Sure, the big media is all corporate controlled and puts the rich white man spin on everything, but there's plenty of other news outlets, and almost every large city I've been in has a newspaper whose sole reason for existance seems to be to criticize the big media paper in town. Afghanistan? No free press. Saudi Arabia? No real free press.

This is a country where three little letters seperate propaganda from porn from anti-propaganda, and there's nothing George W., Time Warner/AOL, or Microsoft can do to stop it. And when they try, we can eventually beat 'em in court.