Segway Hits the Auction Block
fmita writes: "Amazon.com is auctioning off 3 Segways to the public. The proceeds are to go to a foundation started by the inventor. These are the first Segways to go to the public. Since there are only three, they sure aren't cheap." Women drool over a man on a Segway.
I still haven't figured out what happens if you should run into something that blocks the wheels, like a curb or any random piece of debris that may be lying on the road/sidewalk. Would the Segway suddenly throw you off like a high-tech mechanical bull? Should you wear a helmet on this thing?
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If you had a beowulf cluster of these you could take over the... Block?
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Women drool over a man on a Segway?
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Women drool over a man on a Segway????
is that because they're laughing so hard they can't help themselves?
the benefits vs the cost just isn't worth it right now. maybe in 10 years or so, when the price comes down and they up the speed.
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Imagine some rich, lucky bastard steaming down the sidewalk in a crowded city, taking out old ladies with his 75 lb. beast and his 300 lb. fat ass. From what I remember, these initial models were more suited for mail carrying, military testing, etc.
Also, if the toy breaks, will the manufacturer repair it? Three "someones" are gonna spend a lot of scratch on these bad boys...I hope they don't fall apart right out of the chute.
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you can be the first to find out that they explode after 100 km.
honestly, i can't wait for these things to go public, just so that i can laugh at commercials of people traversing the Great Wall and exploring the Himalayas on them.
hmmm. does this thing have a stereo.
i need more sleep.
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Women drool over a man on a Segway.
:-)
Yes, for only $9.99 a month on www.segway-drool-pr0n.com
Or maybe that was Michaels attempt to drive the price down so he can buy one of them. I dont really see being covered in other peoples drool when you trundle down the road much of a selling point. You can still get that with a C5 though
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Yeah, women love men ride with a muscle bound 5 volt engine bravely facing speeds in excess of 10mph.
Remind me again, why is it better to put the wheels on the sides instead of front and back like every other scooter? Sure it is possible using 3 gyroscopes, 5 computers, etc, etc. to balace but what advantage does this give you? If there is an advantage to the wheels on the sides why not add a third trailing caster to balance the thing and get rid of the gyros and computers. This is a technical solution looking for a problem
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Now that I think about it, that BT timeline is incorrect (link to old /. story http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/17/225620 3 ).
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The silly folks, they forgot to mention this one:
2007: Entire cities are rebuilt around Dean Kamen's dorky invention, the Segway
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How about it? My bets:
- $137,550 USD
- $112,950 USD
- $114,875 USD
I'm sure there are some CEOs, well-to-do technophiles, and even speculators that would pay that kind of cash for them. Me? I'll wait a couple of years. And then I'll buy a good bike instead. : )Mr. Ska
I apologize for the flamebait here - I love the idea of people whizzing around on the sidewalk at 13mph, but how hard is it to walk down to the bus station/ATM/bar?
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He's been on a million talk shows and he wears that Jean Shirt everytime. Its frustrating enough to change the channel... You figure he's got quite a few bucks by now- get a few new shirts...
Coming soon, Segway Overclocker geek sites...
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The balancing system is generally very forgiving. If you run into a curb or some similar obstacle, it will generally stop forward movement altogether, giving you the choice to climb it or go around it.
I can't speak however for what would happen if you were barreling ahead at full speed and not watching where you are going. The Segway is not a mountain bike, so if you try to abuse it you will get the same results as when you abuse any other piece of machinery. Just as you would pay attention when using a bicycle or a car to the state of the path in front of you, you need to pay attention to what's going on in front of you on a Segway.
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Now we don't even have to walk to the vending machines!! Wooo hoo! I can be even more sedentary!!
What is the theory behind segways anyway. Americans don't get much excersize to start with, now we've decided they should waste their time walking?
So you put on that extra 100lb and you need a bigger segway. It's ok, it's all part of the buisness plan!!
I would rather be ashes than dust!
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My dad came up with a good point. He works in a steel mill and when they have to travel a long distance, they use 3-wheeled bicycles. Segways would be great for them, because the bikes are slow and cumbersome.
This auction thing is brilliant because
(1) The publicity is amazing. I was watching morning TV today and it was like a huge infomercial for the Segway
(2) He is getting people to pay a fortune for the privilege of beta-testing the device.
(3) By only selling three, he is taking a leaf from business mastermind Eric Cartman's book. "Only three people get to ride today." The people who bid $100,000 and LOST will gladly pay any price once a few more become available.
My only worry is this: As a teacher, I am going to have to deal with a generation of students who cannot spell "segue".
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So, we're looking for people with more money than sense, who don't give a damn what they pay for transportation, or how effective it as, as long as it buys them something that nobody else has. Candidates?
I give up. Who's number 3?
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Well, I must say that I was quite impressed when they were first featured on TV. The Segway is a pretty cool device. And it may be usefull too, if it weren't for a few major problems.
The first one that comes to mind is its size. Imagine riding this thing during the lunch hour in a crowded downtown area (pick the city of your choice). And you obviously have to ride it on the sidewalk. But it would not be faster (if not slower) than walking, since you wouldn't be moving faster than the rest of the people. It pretty much defeats its purpose in the suburbs or in the industrial parks. There's enough room there just to hop into your car and drive where you want to get.
The second problem, as one of the previous posts mentioned, is what happens when you suddenly hit something (more likely someone). The thing might be self balancing, but I've felt what happens when one of your rollerblades gets stuck in a groove. Your body keeps moving with the same velocity, while one (if not both) feet are firmly planted in the obstacle. A split second later you find yourself lying face forward on the pavement. I see the same thing happening with the Segway.
Third, think of its battery life (I presume it is battery powered)
I think I'll stick to my bycicle for now, thank you.
I'm selling my car so I can buy a Segway! After all, I won't need the car anymore, right? Well, maybe I'll have to sell my house too.
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Where can you ride one of these without people constantly annoying you with questions?
How much you bet someone like gates or ellison gets into the bidding war? I could see this going really high, if people with deep pockets get into it.
we should only be so lucky, since both men are notoriously stubborn.
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10,000$ a pop for one of these things. Talk about your RICH YUPPY SCUM blowing cash on something that they're gonna keep in the garage after a week of use.
What a complete & total waste of money.
from legs to wheels. I await the day where i can get from point A to B without having to touch the ground anywhere in between ;-)
Hmmm.... if these things uction for 10K or more wonder what the average joe on the street will end up paying for these things? IN fact, this could turn out to be a new way to buy a house or a car. Ahhh!! Bidding for EVERYTHING!
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On the Cal. central coast, the cars of choice are Accords, Civics, Accuras, Sentras, Ecclipses, and the occasional VW. Probably due to the curvy nature of the roads and ready supply of cars to start from.
Let's roll a head about 5-6 years after the Segways have been out, prices have dropped and used ones are all over the place for a fraction of the new cost. It's the perfect vehicle for geek projects, cuz it's electric. Future slashdot features?:
Segway with Linux console
Beowulf cluster of 802.11b Segways
Fuelcell Segway
Segway wars (robot controlled, heavy plastic mayhem)
Cyberpunk gangs rove neighborhoods on Segways
Hey! Your big chance! Come up with slang terms for all these and beat the pros (like Jon Katz) so every now and then you get to hear your name in the news (the '5k00t3rz' term was coined on slashdot by ...)
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I'd rather place my money on getting a first edition Megway
http://www.megway.com/
Remember - women drool at the sight of a man on a Megway??
A little planning goes a long way...
I guess if these things take off, I could make a fortune selling satellite tracking segway alarm systems! Put a blinking LED and a GPS tracking chip in it and sell it for a couple hundred... Anybody want to form an LLC?
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Why use deisel when you can use gasoline?
This technology is inherently different than a two-wheeled scooter. Better at some things and not as good at others. Just because they both transport you from one place to another doesn't mean there's no need for innovation.
The segway, it seems to me, is much more like walking than riding a scooter is. Anyone who can stand up can use it. It is more suitable for areas designed for pedestrian use. If you don't like them, then don't buy one. But don't act like it's the same as a two wheeled scooter.
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I want to be the first guy to fit a Chevy Smallblock V8 onto a Segway device...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
From the web page: "Additionally,
you shall operate your Segway(TM) HT only in accordance with the guidelines provided to you by Segway."
I guess that means no Segway/halfpipe tricks...
But what if you do, will they take it away?
How about if soneone takes it apart and posts the link to pictures on Slashdot??
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Nah, give em a chance. I'm wondering how long before they go bust because the price of these things is so damn high. I mean, what makes these things cost so much? I'd want to know I can park it somewhere without it being stolen because the parts are worth mucho. The battery? Special motor?
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When I was working helldesk and had to travel between job sites, I had to use the company beater, when a Lamborghini Diablo would have gotten me there way faster.
In a world with unlimited money, we could have unlimited toys. In the real world, we sometimes have to use cheap, simple equipment because we're in harsh industrial climates and you need to either be able to cheaply repair or replace shit. Is an $8000 Segway really that much better than an $80 3-wheeled bike?
Easy does it!
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Why waste your money on the "Segway" when you can have a Megway instead? Personally, I like upcoming "MegRyan" model.
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Is that some kind of lawnmower? The mind boggles at these transportation devices - too slow to travel on the roads, and a definite liability on the pavement.
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Still - I forsee loads of people buying those (when they are offically availble) to use as Robotwars robot chassis
Perhaps you've forgotten the whole point of the steering system. Thanks to the basic setup of the device and the gyros you don't need accelerate/brake buttons -- you just lean. That can't be accomplished on a device with wheels in front and back, because it would always remain level relative to the ground in that plane.
I'm waiting for the Canadianised version (e.g. operates on beer; snow tires; kilometer gauge instead of mileage; etc).
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Women drool over a man on a Segway.
Might be, but what good is a lot of drooling women as long as you are standing on top of something that obviously moves by no appearant reason and can fit only ony person?
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Well, gee, I was going to bid, but I don't think I'll send $13,100 USD to someone with 0 feedback...
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Ooh, purty.
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Yeah, at least some of those black turtlenecks like that guy who makes cartoons...
Hey, Note the 7 minute time difference. So I type slowly, spell check my message, and verify my links. Honestly, I did not see the other post before I submitted mine. I first saw the megway site a few weeks ago and thought my post would be informative and funny. Obviously the other poster did too. They just beat me to it by a few minutes. Sheesh!
From the Worker's Comp page, circa 2005 - "Well your honor, my client was having dizzy spells that morning when he ran over Miss Damsel in Account Recievables. She claimed she was retrieving spilt paper clips, but no evidence revealed how or why the Segways control-shaft got lodged in her posterior with such brute force.
I sig, therefore I was.
Hey, if these things are selling for >= $12k right now, how about a healthy alternative?
For those who want to improve their coordination, excercise, AND still look like a fool, the POGO-STICK is the right tool for you!
No wimpy 10MPH speed limits on these babies, you can go as fast as your muscles (and the pavement) will carry you!
Act now, before anyone else makes their way to their local toy store and gets one first!
I wonder how long after it's released to the general public it will take some Slashdotter to overclock the blasted thing. Imagine facing the titanium justice of a 100Mph segway...
Highest bidders for each Segway HT as of 2002_02_19__17_30 GMT:
[1] $13,000 - gghsellmore - feedback rating zero
[2] $13,100 - tpenziner - feedback rating zero
and my favourite:
[3] $11,437 - 0xdeadbeef - feedback rating (guess what) zero
Think Amazon might be in for a surprise when these things finally get sold?
Personally, I'd bid a million if only I could get part exchange for my old Sinclair C5...
In neighboring NH, the governor signed a bill allowing them into use on the streets & sidewalks. Not too surprising, since Dean Kamen/Segway is based in NH.
Here in VT, a Segway hireling has been demonstrating them to lawmakers--they show clips with various elected officials using them. The word is that no drivers license will be required, but you will have to be 16 to operate one.
It seems they will want to do this in a majority of the 50 states before they sell them to the public. The electric/gas scooter sales ran into a problem here in VT when the state started requiring helmets & a motorcycle license. Segway is being very smart about this.
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I've always been a strong believer that people with more money than sense deserve everything they get.
-Nano.
What a waste of money. Just walk people, or if it's too far to walk, buy a sweet bike and ride. At least you won't look like a loser riding by on your gay little scooter...
I've never heard of the Segway before... I wonder if the self balancing technology could be used on a larger scale... For example, giving a paraplegic the option of balancing in a "standing position"... Or perhaps we could extend the technology for building 10 story bipedal mechs!
Also, like a common segmentation fault, it leaves an agonizing feeling in your groin area.
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Ok, so what we have here is a stick with wheels and an array of gyros and computers just to keep it balanced. What does it do? _exactly_ the same thing as a human, it balances and moves from a to b. Why would you need this??? well lets look at the pros and cons:
CONS
-It can't go as fast as a car or bike (even a push bike) (it probably can't even out-run skateboards or roller blades.
-It can't go as far as the average person can walk before needing a re-charge.
-It doesn't offer shelter from the wind an rain. -It doesn't give you a seat to sit on, so you end up standing for 20mins (what is the difference between standing on a segway, and standing on the train in rush-hour? - at least a train does more than 10mph).
-It looks even stupider than those smart-scooters or whatever, its basically just a fashion statement that says "Hey, i've got lots of money and like looking a prat".
-Its expensive, so it will get stolen.
-Its expensive so no-one will buy it.
-No-one will buy it unless they see lots of other people riding it, no-one will ride it because no-one else is, therefore, no-one will buy it.
-Its a novelty.
-No-one will redesign cities around it unless everyone is riding it, no-one will ride it, because the cities are not designed for it.
The only place people will ride it is at a few demos, they will think its pretty kewl, and then 20mins later they will get bored and go look at something else, like that new dancing penguin.
oh yes, i almost forgot.
PROS:
-Um... Maybe students could use it around campus.. oh, no wait they can't afford it, Oh. sorry. Pros anyone??
Maybe they figure that if they can get some rich celebs who are dumb enough to fall for it, other people will buy it. Kinda like the fashion industry.
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The vast, vast majority of people would rightfully surmise that they'd look like a complete dork riding a Segway so the thing is pretty much doomed. Derision aside, it's not very practical either, requiring charging on a daily basis and likely to cost silly money. What is wrong with walking or using a bicycle I wonder?
The segway might find a use in warehouses and such like where scooters, carts & other devices don't work but I don't see a big market there either.
in case some dumbass hurts himself on one doing something stupid (like halfpipe tricks) and tries to sue them.
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First time I saw one of these, it occurred to me that they ought to be marketed as golf carts. All you'd have to do is provide a place to attach one of those little two-wheel carts for your bag, or else put a place where you could sling it to one side, and you'd be set! They fit in the average large trunk or minivan, and they appear to be easy on the grass. I want the first Segway golf cart vendorship...hey, Dean! Give me a call!
Ooh, purty [http://www.segway.com/downloads/wallpapers/woman_ on_metro_1280x1024b.jpg].
(Oh god, geek cheesecake photos. This is really embarrasing.)
Maybe Marcia will flatten her nose via a Segway accident (rather than from a football) in the 2003 Brady Bunch remake...
Just don't try to ride one of those segways away from Amazon. The Washington State Police may pull you over for riding an illegal vehicle... Washington State Patrol press release
Segway: Because perception is transportation.
Seastead this.
Actually 2,984,574 is a patent for encasing sausage.
Unfortunately this rules out us Canadians (or anyone outside the States) to get this. The auction will only ship to residents of the U.S.
I wonder about two things on this. First, it's a beta version basically. The first public release so I'm assuming they're going to hound the people that do eventually buy them with questionaires, follow them with cameras and generally keep track of what they're doing with them and how they find them. From this very limited audience they'll head back to the labs and make some tweaks and perhaps in a year or so they'll be ready for full scale deployment. While I see it as a good publicity stunt, don't you think that 3 is a somewhat limited number to allow out. Something more like 100 would be more useful for statistical analysis. Unless they're just going to put them out and not bother following up with the buyers, which I doubt.
Second what about the liabilities and general use of this device? Governments and cities have yet to adopt any kind of urban renewal laws that the product first claimed would happen. There are no laws about riding it in public so is there any fallout from you knocking down someone (or more than likely, half killing yourself with it). Sure there's only 3 and maybe that is better than 100 out on the streets, but perhaps people are going to stare at this when it comes buzzing down the street like a deer in the headlights and not get out of the way. Should be fun to watch in any case.
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What if it is really just there to prove to investors that people are willing to pay the price of a small car for a motorized scooter? And what if someone linked to Kamen, or Kamen himself, were placing some of those bids at strategic prices like $13K?
It worked for Scientology, after all.
sulli
RTFJ.
if you think someone will pay $137,000 for this thing. That's the price of a Porsche! For a scooter? Even a really, really, REALLY NICE scooter? I don't think so.
sulli
RTFJ.
Are here and here. It looks like not everyone is buying into the hype of this thing.
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It's at 13000 now. How many copies of Win2k database servers do you have???
Interesting way of starting to get them out to the public, but somehow I think this is going to flop. The idea is interesting, the technology is cool - but the price is way too high for the people who would really want one and use it - kids.
I realize this isn't the market they are aiming for, but it is the market that would ride it. How many times a week do you see kids riding those motorized scooters? Here in Phoenix, I see it almost daily. I think I have only managed to see an adult riding one a couple of times. Plus, for kids, it is too quiet - they don't want an electric scooter, otherwise you would see more Zap! scooters around - they want loud motor sounds (always been that way, I guess) - rice boy wannabee attitude, maybe? Who knows...
Then there are the laws - I know that here in Phoenix anything with an under 25-30cc engine is classified as a "moped" - and can't go faster than 25 mph. You need a license, but any license will do - you also need a special insurance rider on your auto insurance, and you have to register the moped with the state (no titling, though) - costs about $5.00. I am sure similar laws exist in other states. However, here is where the problem lies:
Electric or gas, these scooters will be under the moped rule - so they are motorized vehicles. Legally, that means no sidewalk use, plus no bike trail use - road use only. But they have no lights, so they aren't legal for driving on the road - so where do you drive them? It is a legal hole that needs "filling" - but lawmakers don't seem too eager to fill it (but I am sure they buy their kids all sorts of scooters!).
The Segway will be affected by this same issue. The laws were created with small motorized bikes in mind (not motorized bicycles, typically considered a separate category!), like were popular in 70's and early 80's and made by European and Japanese companies (Honda and Peugeot mainly). Strangely enough, scooters weren't made in large quantities or at all, even though the idea was there (I remember seeing many an episode of "That's Incredible" and "Real People" wearing or riding motorized skateboards and electric roller skates)...
I will be facing a similar situation - though I am going to do everything to be as legal as possible. I am currently in the process of building an electric recumbent vehicle. The frame is being built out of a 26" and 20" bikes (bought for $15.00 total at garage sales), and a DC motor I picked up at a local electronics junkyard (Apache Reclamation). Various other parts will be bought to complete the thing, welded together, etc - I plan on adding a full light system (headlight, front and rear turn/brake lights), and registering it as a moped.
I think such a vehicle would be something more likely to gain broader acceptance among adults, rather than a scooter vehicle - the crazy thing is, recumbent bicycles have never been cheap. In fact, a lot of people have found recumbents so expensive that a lot build their own (do some googling on "recumbent", "homebrew" to see what I mean) - the parts aren't expensive, one would think that a cheap recumbent should cost no more than double the price of a cheap Huffy bike - but many times recumbents cost thousands (though even a good multi speed bike can set you back a lot).
So, I am building my recumbent, but it is meant as a vehicle, not a bike - it is only built of bike parts (I plan on building it, getting it working, then stripping it down to the frame, cleaning and repainting it - so it won't be ghetto). So far, I have only spent $45.00 total on it, plus some time. I hope to have it come under $200.00 total, with most of the cost in the batteries...
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That was the sound of a Segway becoming roadkill.
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Do you like German cars?
We all know the failings of the Segway: lack of security against theft, lack of protection against crashes with cars and brick walls, lack of range (only ~30 kilometers), etc. If it is ever successful, it will create sidewalk traffic jams to match those made by cars.
The real problem is the technological approach. Instead of trying to do what I already can do as a human being, walking and running, it should do what I can't do. Taking the latter approach is why technologies like the light bulb, the airplane, the automobile, the refrigerator, and the computer were successful.
I am not a lawyer.
The guy who works beside me just rode one. They're at the statehouse trying to get the lawmakers to allow them on city streets. Supposedly, if enough states sign legislature allowing them access on sidewalks, they will be sold at $3,000 for a regular model, and $8,000 for an "industrial" model. They say mail carriers would be a targetted audience (as in, the average mail carrier would be able to cover more households, and they would hire less workers). Therefore, the price of postage could be dependent on these Segways!!! You would then be expected to send more greeting cards!! Becomes much more clear now, huh? It's all a ploy of the greeting card industry to get more men buying greeting cards for their significant others! (thereby causing them to drool when they see the mail carrier.) Therefore, if you want to see more drooling women, I suggest that you write your lawmaker.
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This is a SCOOTER. For all of it's technical advancment it is actually worse in almost every aspect from the traditional wheels in a line scooter. It's also bested in almost every respect by another advanced technology, the bicycle.
Segway also has five units on trial with the USPS,for letter carrier use. That might, possibly, make sense, carrying around the mailbag. The USPS is always struggling with the problems of building vehicles for a trip length of 50 feet.
How can FIRST need more money? It cost our team $5,000 to enter in that competition and to get our kit. It seems that in that kit was about 1 grand of DONATED software, 2 grand worth electronics, and maybe a grand worth of motors. They don't even pay for the trip to the competition!
forget it.
Sweet Mother.
It's called a moped, they're real nice.
They're alot cheaper
If you're not a four-wheeler, at least be an *intelligent* two-wheeler.
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Segway drivers: beware the screaming 50cc, they'll know you're big on money and short on brains
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You know, I was thinking about the gyro-stabilizer system when it occured to me, instead of a two wheel, forward-backward oriented system with differential wheel speeds for steering, how about just a SINGLE BALL?? The segway could be built upon a single, large tire-rubber ball, with an enclosure around the top 75% with rollers to keep the ball in place, and driven in TWO axis at once, sort of like an upside-down, motorized track ball? That way, instead of leaning fwd or bkwrds, you could lean in any direction you want to go toward that direction. Ok, you'd need a rotor to be able to POINT the driver platform in any of 360 degrees, but something like that should be the next evolution in these things.
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I can't wait till the millionaires that pays $100k plus for one of these bills Kamen for the dental work after he faceplants!!
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What if we install onto a Segway the foot-powered step-recharger, featured earlier today (to recharge laptops)?
Now it'll have unlimited range. I wonder how far 5min of brisk pumping gets you?
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Stands on my hands whilst holding onto my shoulders semi piggy-back tyle.
Much more manouverable then the Megway. I can do those funky spinaround-on-the-spot moves you see in the Segway videos.
Considered making a similar parody video but this whoel thing is now *way* too old.
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I was just entering my CC# when I realized I could just pay somone to carry me around for a year. Yeah Yeah, they won't go 17 MPH, but come on...which looks better
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You know, the one with a seat, so I don't have to stand all day. And the one with 4 wheels for better traction. And, hopefully it will have some type of cargo storage unit.
Oh wait... they already make those... its called a car.
http://www.everythingisnt.com/features/segway.html
8:30am
I checked the voltmeter and it looks like it charged up nicely overnight. I haven't worn kneepads or a helmet in ages, they make me feel kind of awkward. After waving goodbye to my wife I'm off to work which is about six miles from here. I can't wait, this thing is so cool. I feel ten years younger.
8:45am
Holy shit, where did all these kids come from? I thought the district bussed them to school. I can't ride on the street because everyone keeps yelling for me to go faster and I can barely maneuver the sidewalk with all these kids. Someone just called me "Spaceman." I thought kids loved technology. Sorry to the girl I knocked over, but in all fairness I did yell, "heads up!"
9:08am
Okay I'm officially late for work now, but I did find a bike lane. What's with this town? I thought all the granola-loving bikers forced the city to put bike lanes on every street. There's maybe a mile's worth from my place to downtown. The bikers were pretty nice. One man said to the rest, "Let the dude on the rascal get through." I don't know what a rascal is, but they did let me get through.
9:19am
Holy fuck is downtown packed and no one is letting me through. The way I tip cabs around here you'd think they would let ride on the side of the lane. The doorman at my building yelled at the crowd to let the "handicapped guy" through. I was going to correct him, but they were already letting me past. I did get to ride up the handicap ramp and park in the building. Now I need an AC outlet. This trip nearly drained the battery.
9:22am
I'm not the fittest guy in the world but they need to make these things a little lighter. You drag a 70lbs Segway up the stairs and tell me how your back feels.
12:04pm
I'm taking my Ginger, I mean my Segway, to lunch. I tried to get a co-worker to ride with me, but we fell and nearly broke our necks. I hope no one tells my wife that my hand got caught up in Jane's skirt as we were trying to get up. She didn't say anything and I think she really didn't noticed. A guy on one of those old time italian scooters yelled, "yuppie" at me and disappeared into traffic. Real mature.
12:12pm
I had to ride all the way to that bike store in the Village to pick up an extra-long Kryptonite lock. Looks like the "no bikes" sign applies to the Segway as well in restaurants. I barely have enough time to stop and get a sandwich before getting back to work. I have to call my lunchmates and tell them I didn't get into an accident. If I keep yelling, "Beep, beep coming through" every block I can actually make some time. This thing really needs a horn.
5:15pm
A cop called me over from the bike lane and told me unless I have a handicap permit I'm going to have to get motorcycle plates and a city sticker for this. He let me go this time, but he said if he sees me again mucking up traffic on my "razor scooter" I'm going to get arrested. I ran over a really big guy's toes pulling into the bike lane. He was really pissed. Four more people called me "Spaceman" on the way home. At least the doorman didn't call me handicapped again.
5:55pm
I'm home and I came this close to hosing off the dog crap on the wheels before I saw the electric shock warning sticker. The first thing my wife told me as I pulled into the garage is that I look and smell like shit.
6:15pm
I just called and the Shaper Image won't take returns. Great. I gotta get some good pictures of this thing for ebay. My 14-year old is gonna use it to get to her Lacrosse practices until I can sell it. I overheard her call it an "electric ass-mover." Her friend responded by saying, "Oh, that geekmobile thingy your dad dropped three grand on?"
hmm... i figured they would use a tricycle instead?
my other penis is a vagina
Stupid question:
If I'm operated my Segway while under the influence, would I have to obey the same alcohol laws that motorists must obey? The main argument for having drinking & driving laws is to protect innocent people from being hit by large & fast (deadly) vehicles. I doubt that hitting a grown adult with a segway at full speed would do much more damage than a person riding a bicycle.
Should there be special laws for these things? Would I need to purchase insurance? Pay road taxes? Get licence plates?
Make it Radio Controlled.
Tunes!!! Who wants to travel without some noise?
Integrated GPS
OnStar...better yet prOnStar
Beer can Holder (perhaps even a beer tap ;-)
Big Fuzzy Dice.
Stinger Missles.
Geek on board bumpersticker.
Snow Blower attachment
apache webserver
big crome wheels
Trailer Hitch
Nitrous Oxide - for when you're really in a hurry.
Hydraulics (low rider)
Lift Kit (2 wheeled monster truck ? )
Beowulf clu..... Nevermind.
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I have a feeling it doesn't do diddly without the rider's weight activating the machine. It just sits there luring people to come touch it and muss up your shiny titanium finish.
Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
I don't see what the big deal is in a segway... after all that hype, it ended up being just a motorized scooter... albeit it's a little smarter than that, but its nothing revolutionary... This thing ain't useful to me anyway, since I'm in Texas where everything is faaaaaaaarrr apart.
To my delight, I've found an alternative place to buy these gizmos, avoiding the super-inflated auction prices.
See here.
I'm out of Luck. I won't get mine.
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It's only the price of a nice Mercedes 8)
It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
Your Segway having a full 100 meters range...
Or do you plan to add in-house Power facility ?
The day Power Cell are efficient and small enough, the day it gives Segway a 50 miles range, then I'll take one.
It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
Considering that it can be leaned on something... :-)
I thought it was supposed to stand up straight by itself!
Sorry, I just think (like several other posters have said) these are a solution looking for a problem.
"Da ist ein Technölüst in mein Unterpanten!"
I guess this is why it's not on Ebay.. they limit the number of days for the auction..
.. they should have had the auction for 3 days or something.. gives people less time to come to their senses when bidding.
Everyone will get bored and forget about the thing in 36 days. Imagine dropping over 100grand and not getting delivery for a month! People that have that kind of money to spend want it now!
$150K for one of these. Fuck! Must be someone who wants serial#1 for the collector's value.
sulli
RTFJ.