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Dell Moves Call Center Back to US

alphakappa writes "Fox reports that Dell is moving its call center operations for the Latitude and Optiplex computers back to the US from Bangalore, India after an onslaught of complaints from dissatisfied customers who couldn't cope with the differing accents and scripted responses. Is this the beginning of a trend where companies recognize that the quality offered by relocation to cheaper centers around the world doesn't result in customer appreciation and better quality?"

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  1. Coming back? No. by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Is this the beginning of a trend where companies recognize that the quality offered by relocation to cheaper centers around the world doesn't result in customer appreciation and better quality?

    For call centers, perhaps, but I wouldn't bank on having the IT jobs return from cheaper lands. If the IT geek doesn't have to deal with the end user then the language barrier is virtually nonexistent, at least as far as the masses are concerned.

    Does the primary language of the person who programs your dialog boxes really matter?

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    1. Re:Coming back? No. by Covener · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For call centers, perhaps, but I wouldn't bank on having the IT jobs return from cheaper lands. If the IT geek doesn't have to deal with the end user then the language barrier is virtually nonexistent, at least as far as the masses are concerned.
      Does the primary language of the person who programs your dialog boxes really matter?


      IT jobs require significant interaction from a Software Engineering standpoint. Having your architects/sales/management on one side of the world and ppl doing the "grunt" work on the other side can be very frustrating and impede progress.

    2. Re:Coming back? No. by standsolid · · Score: 5, Funny

      well if the "error" dialog reads

      "Thank you, come again!"

      It might just be too comical to even try and get work done.

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    3. Re:Coming back? No. by tdemark · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does the primary language of the person who programs your dialog boxes really matter?

      Let's see:

      "Are you sure you want to delete this file?"

      Or:

      "Sure are you would enjoy this file to remove?"

      Yes. Yes it does matter.

      - Tony

    4. Re:Coming back? No. by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      no the language barrier is not a problem... the Quality of the code certianly is.

      Code quality for a couple of the vertical apps we use cince it was moved "overseas" has dropped so far that several of the offices here have reverted to a version that was pre-outsourcing just to avoid the bugs and instability.

      when your product quality drops so badly that your customers will happily use a non-supported version and pay the IT guys to write a data-conversion tool to use it? something is certianly wrong....

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    5. Re:Coming back? No. by RawCode · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Agreed. When the almighty buck is most important, companies will find a way to get around all barriers. It shocks me that Dell is moving the operation back to the US, instead of dealing with the issue, and hiring language coaches (and no I dont want these jobs to leave the North America to begin with). 10 to 1 says they move back with 5 years.

      Money is money. Bottom line!

    6. Re:Coming back? No. by matchlight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does the primary language of the person who programs your dialog boxes really matter?

      No but that's not the point. When business was booming it was ok to stay in the country and reap the benefits of all the flowing cash. When times got tough these companies sent off work to other countries to save a quick buck.
      This saves the company in the short term and those employees who are left with a job but eventually hurts it in the long term. If everyone sends work offshore then the economy continues to fall or at the very least slows growth. Leading to more people having to resort to government assistance and more burden on the taxpayer. This makes it harder to sell within the US, more layoffs, more services moved offshore, it becomes a snowball effect.

    7. Re:Coming back? No. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you ever worked in software engineering? "We want software that does x" is NEVER that simple. There will always be lots of back and forth between those who want the software written, and those who are writing it.

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    8. Re:Coming back? No. by weave · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Another thing I've always wondered about is confidentiality. Say I farm out the programming of my next big internet thang to some foreign company. What's to say that company could resell (or at least reuse) some of that code when they do the same coding for my competitor when they want in on the next big thang too?

      If not that, what about the programmers bleeding out code?

      Imagine you're running a programmer sweat shop and you get two companies wanting the same sort of thing. Why write it twice. Reuse code, profit. And if it's closed source, each company will never know they helped subsidise the code for their competitor and visa-versa.

    9. Re:Coming back? No. by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's see: "Are you sure you want to delete this file?" Or: "Sure are you would enjoy this file to remove?" Yes. Yes it does matter.

      No, it doesn't. Users are going to click "YES" anyway, without reading the warning, then call you later to say they're missing a file and need it restored from tape.

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    10. Re:Coming back? No. by hawkestein · · Score: 5, Informative

      There will always be lots of back and forth between those who want the software written, and those who are writing it.

      I was reading an article in either an IEEE magazine or an ACM magazine not too long ago, and the authors claimed that outsourced software might be of higher quality precisely because of the absence of back and forth that's around in-house. Management (or whoever wants the software written) is forced to spend more time defining requirements properly before handing them over to the programmers.

      There are really two separate issues: 1. Management doesn't tell the programmers what they really want in the software, and 2. Management doesn't actually know what they really want in the software. If #1 is the dominant problem, then outsourcing might get you better software because the requirement docs might be better on average, but if #2 is the dominant problem, then outsourcing might get you worse software because there isn't enough feedback getting back to management.

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    11. Re:Coming back? No. by Trepalium · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're contracting work out to third parties, you should not be surprised when something like this happens. The third party contractor will try to reduce any cost he can, and if that means reusing code, he will.

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    12. Re:Coming back? No. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In my experience, the dominant problem is your #2-labelled issue. I've been on too many projects where management has an ultra-vague idea of what they want, and they end up, like I said before, with huge amounts of back-and-forth between themselves and the programming team.

      I agree, though, that the problem you labelled as #1 is out there, and that outsourcing would be a nice push toward fixing that problem.

      Perhaps I've just been unlucky?

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    13. Re:Coming back? No. by Nevo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Poor code quality is not solely a result of moving to offshore programming.

      American programmers can write equally poor code.

    14. Re:Coming back? No. by BrynM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had to try it. I went to Intertran and grabbed the closest language they had: Turkish.
      "Are you sure you want to delete this file?"
      becomes
      "Are sen emin sen istemek -e dodru silmek bu ede?"
      in Turkish and becomes
      "Are you safe you wish for had straight wipe this file?"
      translated back to English by a computer with a dictionary. Imagine what a fallable and awkward human can do with a phrase they don't understand ("All your base"?). Oh, and use TP when you wipe that file and wipe it straight - not crooked...

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    15. Re:Coming back? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least he probably knows the difference between a spelling error and a grammatical error...

    16. Re:Coming back? No. by murdocj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      #2 (Management doesn't know what they want) has ALWAYS been the dominant problem during the 20+ years I've been programming. They are always willing to TELL programmers what to build, but usually there needs to be back and forth because it's obvious to the programmers that no one would want what product management has specified. Have grunts 12,000 miles away build exactly what has been specified cheaply isn't going to improve the situation.

    17. Re:Coming back? No. by shepd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >Users are going to click "YES" anyway, without reading the warning, then call you later to say they're missing a file and need it restored from tape.

      That's the problem with India. Their responses to double negatives are actually correct; unlike North American dialects.

      "Would you please not to delete this file?"

      What you expect to answer depends on your dialect. I'm dead serious on this.

      'Yes' and 'no' agreeing to the form of a question, not just its content --
      A: 'You didn't come on the bus?'
      B: 'Yes, I didn't.'"

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    18. Re:Coming back? No. by pesky25 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Imagine what would happen if you host any data overseas. If some big financial institution wants to move some/all of their data overseas, what recourse with that host gov't will they have if someone locally steals it? Are the host countries going to go after one of there own and help out a Chase bank, I think not.

    19. Re:Coming back? No. by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And an NDA does not mean much when you're dealing with a foreign outsourcing shop. Would you want to have to go to court in a foreign country to enforce it? I wouldn't bet on you receiving a fair trial in most cases.

    20. Re:Coming back? No. by sirrube · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends on the quality of IT employees that they have over there. We all have heard how they are well trained and have exellent IT schools there, however there is a large disconnect between going to computer school and understanding how to manage a computer networks. The company I work for has a large department in Bangalore, India. Speaking to a project manager who was hiring some people for his project he told me about some of the tricks that are used over there to get people jobs. One trick is the phone interview, the prospective employee will hire an exellent skilled person to do the phone interview. If you don't meet them in person they sound great over the phone however the lesser skilled person will get the job not the person you spoke to on the phone. Another store goes how we configured some servers sent them over there, once they got the servers, the changed all of the passwords - and the no of the applications could connect to the database, plus they installed music sharing programs on them :) So from the bottom line aspect it may look good, however they have yet to prove that they can provide the quality they are promising if they don't then you will see alot of Tech shifts away Bangalore as quickly as they went there.

    21. Re:Coming back? No. by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For call centers, perhaps, but I wouldn't bank on having the IT jobs return from cheaper lands. If the IT geek doesn't have to deal with the end user then the language barrier is virtually nonexistent, at least as far as the masses are concerned. Does the primary language of the person who programs your dialog boxes really matter?

      Most software development does require interaction with "end user"--although the end user may be another department in the company.

      And, yes, the primary language of the person who programs your dialog boxes does matter since most companies will want the source code that was outsourced and that source code better be readable. Source code can be hard enough to follow when it is written by someone in the same language. I have experience working with source code in English and Spanish. It's not pretty, and I *speak* Spanish.

      To answer the article: Yes, I firmly believe that this is the first of what will be many outsourcing projects coming back to the US. I've been saying it for years... Outsourcing to the lowest bidder on the other side of the globe is a "fad" in the post-bubble world of trying to save every cent. I had predicted it'd be about 2004 or 2005 when we start seeing most of the outsourced projects coming back as one company after another found out that outsourcing to 3rd-world countries is not all that it was promised to be.

    22. Re:Coming back? No. by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Would you please not to delete this file?"
      What you expect to answer depends on your dialect. I'm dead serious on this.

      In any part of America, "would you please not to delete this file?" is incorrect grammar. Hiring local programmers does not help your cause if you hire illiterate ones.

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    23. Re:Coming back? No. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "The company in North America would just say "we want software that does x."

      My experience as a consultant is that the "does x" is something like "increases sales" or "reduces costs".

      Most of project management and software design is translating "does x" into a set of requirements that can be realised as a piece of software.

      If you do not have an ability to map business requirements to software requirements in-house the likelihood of getting something usable from an offshore development company is akin to winning the Powerball lottery.

    24. Re:Coming back? No. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yeah, but how long until you have companies with only sales and execs in North America simply ordering their software from "Development to go" companies in India?

      Oh that happened long ago. And it was actually much more common during the dotcom boom than today. The results were not always too good, my company bought the assets out of bankruptcy of the main competitor to one of our divisions, despite having had a dominant position and a three year head start they failled because their software quality was crud and the customers knew it.

      I don't expect the outsourcing binge to continue forever. Labor is cheaper in India but not cheap. If you want a trained programmer they are expensive. The living standard that that programmer will enjoy in India is vastly better than that of most dotcom millionaires. They will have a large house, several servants, western quality education, health care etc.

      The only reason that outsourcing is cheaper is that the exchange rates reflect trade balances rather than parity of living standards. India's trade balance is going to grow as outsourcing becomes more popular. The rupee will strengthen against the industrialized currencies. This is inevitable in any case, it is chronically undervalued and the economy is growing rapidly.

      This is the way free trade and the free market works. Outsourcing is an abitrage play and over time abitrage eliminates the price differentials it exploits.

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    25. Re:Coming back? No. by jmacleod9975 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The obvious solution is to move management over to India also. Then it is all done cheaply in the same place.

    26. Re:Coming back? No. by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All of the major support center staffing companies in Bangalore hire language coaches which even go to the lengths of teaching American slang and selecting western-sounding pseudonyms, in hopes of fooling callers into thinking they are talking to somebody frome somewhere like Indianapolis instead of India. It works pretty well for brief conversations, but when troubleshooting a difficult issue just about anybody is bound to revert to their normal speaking patterns.

      If Dell is leaving, it's because they didn't end up realizing enough of a savings to justify losses to their business. If you want to pay out 10 to 1 on a bet that they will go back there to get burned again within 5 years, please contact me. I'd like to put down a few hundred bucks on that one. They might try another outsourcing method (prisoners are a popular source of telemarketing labor these days), but they won't go back to those companies. As you say "Money is money. Bottom line."

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    27. Re:Coming back? No. by ElectricRook · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It shocks me that Dell is moving the operation back to the US, instead of dealing with the issue, and hiring language coaches

      Likely, it's more than the language issue. There's the "mail stuck in customs" issue.

      There's a whole different mindset on jobsites without 100% reliable services. For most US companies, the attitude is "We must have it, and we must have it now!"

      One time we had to teach a technician how to use a cresent wrench. How do you think that technician works with say power tools?

      It is illegal for US companies to pay gratuities or bribes, and in some parts of the world, nothing moves without some palms being greased. Some firms know that they need to hire a "facilitator" to assist with transactions in places where some assistance is needed.

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    28. Re:Coming back? No. by ksheff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even if management supplied a very detailed set of requirements, this still happens because the business problem changes. What was a perfect design a few months ago doesn't quite fit anymore. That's why businesses hire programmers in the first place. Otherwise, everything would be shrinkwrapped software.

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    29. Re:Coming back? No. by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm afraid I have to disagree. I am currently working on a fairly large project from the I/T side and during the requirements gathering phase we noticed a pretty significant phenomenon. The customer teams and the I/T teams were distributed all over the US and we'd be on meetings ALL day on the phone, and the requirements werent really getting carved into stone. After 3 months of phone deliberations, we had a face to face meeting with everyone involved in requirements gathering, and bam! - in three days we jumped from 30% to 80% of the requirements getting "done".

      Then onto the development phase - we noticed that when requirements are communicated to developers who are remote, this works much less efficiently than developers who are local. There are two reasons for this. (1) Developers simply do not read what is documented and prefer to hear the same thing on the phone (2) What is documented is quite often not covering every little aspect of the requirements and when developers ask questions on such unclear portions, the communication loop delays are very significant and drag out things.

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    30. Re:Coming back? No. by BigGerman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      >>that outsourced software might be of higher quality precisely because of the absence of back and forth that's around in-house

      The truth is that "back-and-forth" thing seems to be unseparable part of the software development process in general. It is objective, like gravity.
      You can ignore this issue and pretend that it does not exist (and end up with requirements-first, strict-waterfall and MS-project-driven development) or you can embrace it (and endup using agile process like XP).
      I have been doing soft for 11 years now and again and again I see that shops who insist on precise requirement definition upfront fail to deliver quality software. It is kinda like a socialist country where they pretend that free market and its rules do not exist but in fact even their economy is black market driven.
      I suspect the same rules apply when your developers (or clients) are across the world. I participated in a project once where US team was developing for Europian company. Both sides spent weeks developing the specs for software. Guess what, the moment we started developing and first code was shown to the client, new issues appeared and eventually all the elaborate planning was scapped and we continued iteration by interation.

    31. Re:Coming back? No. by pyros · · Score: 5, Funny
      we had a face to face meeting with everyone involved in requirements gathering, and bam! - in three days we jumped from 30% to 80% of the requirements getting "done

      So you're saying discussing the issues in person kicked it up a notch?

    32. Re:Coming back? No. by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is the duty of any US company, given this countries business and accounting laws, to provide the highest return possible to the shareholders.

      I don't recall seeing that law. Who benefits if there are high short-term profits, but the company fails after alienating its customers? It certainly doesn't help the long-term shareholders when their stock becomes worthless. Companies have a responsibility to provide a reasonable return and long-term growth for their shareholders.

    33. Re:Coming back? No. by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>What's to say that company could resell (or at least reuse) some of that code when they do the same coding for my competitor when they want in on the next big thang too?

      This code sharing thing happens over there.

      I've been approached with a proposal like this by our offsite coordinator. I told him that I DID NOT WANT ANY ONE ELSE'S CODE IN MY SYSTEM except for open source solutions. This was backed up by emails from myself and my boss. God forbid we got caught with someone else's code.... what a fsking disaster that would be.

      However, we did interview and bring on 2 of the key guys from that other project. :)

      Thinking aboot this a little more, I wonder who it is that's ultimately responsible for ensuring that the codebase is pure. The US team? Or the offshore guys? This sounds kind of like the SCO issue, I know. But this is a legitimate concern, I think.

      Hmm. Must talk to boss about risk.

      Whos says that posting to /. has nothing to do with work? I'm gonna' set up a meeting to talk to my boss about this tomorrow.

      wbs.

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    34. Re:Coming back? No. by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>some big financial institution wants to move some/all of their data overseas, what recourse with that host gov't will they have if someone locally steals it?

      Or what if Pakistan nukes Mumbai?

      wbs.

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    35. Re:Coming back? No. by kcornia · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There was an article I read not too far back about a Pakistani woman threatening to release private medical information of patients for a particular hospital because she hadn't been paid for her transcription service.

      Turns out the hospital had outsourced it here in the US, that company had outsourced it to ANOTHER company, which then outsourced it to Pakistan.

      Speaking for myself, I'm not very thrilled with that many groups having access to my private info, let alone groups that are outside the reach of US law enforcement.

    36. Re:Coming back? No. by void* · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3. Management tells programmers what they want and programmers um and ah, say they will need twice the reasonable amount of time and deliver it late and buggy (and gain overtime in the process).

      This is really

      3. Management tells programmers what they want and when they want it. Management ignores statements by said programmers that the delivery date given is unreasonable Programmers attempt to deliver on Management's unreasonable schedule, as directed by Management. Management whines and complains that the delivery is late and buggy, even though the delivery is done in three-quarters of the original programming team estimate (hence the bugginess, it's really an 'early' release, given that last one-quarter, less bugs).

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    37. Re:Coming back? No. by symbolic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have grunts 12,000 miles away build exactly what has been specified cheaply isn't going to improve the situation.

      No, but for the same price it would cost to employ American workers, they can tear it down and rebuild it two or three times.

    38. Re:Coming back? No. by notque · · Score: 4, Funny

      What i'd like much better is moving Management to India, and keeping the software jobs in the U.S.

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    39. Re:Coming back? No. by Humba · · Score: 5, Informative
      Accurate summary. If anyone's interested, here's the full article. Interesting in that it was a highly respected hospital as well (UCSF).

      Link to article.

    40. Re:Coming back? No. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are the host countries going to go after one of there own and help out a Chase bank, I think not.

      And why not? Chase Bank is giving their economy an enormous boost. It would not be in the nation's best interest if Chase decides they can't do business there and withdraw, costing thousands of jobs in the process.

    41. Re:Coming back? No. by bestguruever · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Familiarity with the system and the business processes at a low level has always been highly critical for me. The biggest advantage is knowing which "requirements" are based on the users misunderstanding of their own processes. You can easily cut a projects time down to a third with this understanding.

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    42. Re:Coming back? No. by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Usually programmers cannot understand management anyways so the language barrier would not be a problem.

    43. Re:Coming back? No. by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very insightful commentary. :) I've also read that because wages in India are rising, *they* are starting to outsource *their* stuff to Bangladesh, Thailand, China and Vietnam!

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    44. Re:Coming back? No. by allrong · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just hope they never outsource their advertising and finances to Nigeria! :)

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    45. Re:Coming back? No. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Very insightful commentary. :) I've also read that because wages in India are rising, *they* are starting to outsource *their* stuff to Bangladesh, Thailand, China and Vietnam!

      It gets rather harder once you cross the language barrier. You can teach a person how to program relatively quickly. Teaching them how to comunicate effectively in a foreign language is a different matter.

      This is exactly what happened in Ireland over the past twenty years. Not so long ago Ireland was a place you would outsource to for cheap labor. Not any more, the wages there are high and rising. House prices are going through the roof.

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  2. For corporate customers ONLY by descentr · · Score: 5, Informative

    Note that this is only for Latitude and Optiplex machines for corporate customers, this is not for normal home users. From the article:
    "Calls from some home PC owners will continue to be handled by the technical support center in Bangalore, India, and Weisblatt said Dell has no plans to scale back the operation there."

    So, it looks like quality won't be increasing for the average Joe. Dell will probably keep sending support calls from home users to India until it makes enough "cents" to do otherwise.

    1. Re:For corporate customers ONLY by eam · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it says that corporate customers account for 85% of Dell's business, not 85% of calls.

    2. Re:For corporate customers ONLY by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is going to cost them less to hire Americans to staff a call center, than to lose the sales to corporate America that they were obviously threatened with.

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  3. Jesus Shaves .... and other language difficulties. by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a great article originally in the Hindustan Times about a perplexed Indian visiting the states.

    I worked TDY in our reservations center in London (for my former employer, an airline) and was asking the lady to give me her address so we could mail the tickets. And she said "two ten" and I said "two ten what?" and she said "two ten!" and I said "two ten what?" and she "Tooting! It's Tooting you idiot!"

    If you want a REALLY hilarious article regarding cultural differences and language confusion read Jesus Shaves by David Sedaris.

  4. Not good enough by Ryosen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is only for their business lines of computers, not for the consumer level, and has nothing to do with accents. They were getting a lot of flak from their corporate clients for outsourcing. Dell simply does not want to alienate their corporate (read: where the real money is) customers.

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    1. Re:Not good enough by Shaleh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Every few support calls I get an email from Dell asking me to fill out a survey. On a recent one I complained about the poor quality of support I had received. After dealing mainly with the people from the server support division the complete lack of clue and ability was very, very obvious. Good to know companies still listen to their consumers. Seems obvious, but many don't.

      I was talking with a woman yesterday who said she was getting very bad service from HP's support system. But she never complained to anyone. We as consumers must remember that if we just idly accept whatever the corporates throw at us this is the kind of treatment to expect. I can't speak for the rest of the world but here in America the desire for the absolute cheapest solution possible is slowly killing us. We complain about poor service, no help, etc. but then we go shop at the Super Mega Mart because their product is 5 cents cheaper.

      Sorry for the vent. My point is, we need to vote with our money and complain to the management when things are not how we want them.

    2. Re:Not good enough by johndoesovich · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I honestly belive it was q huge mistake for them all to move their call centers to India. To my knowledge the only company that has remained local is IBM and for that I am grateful. It was because of Dell's horrible service that we switched to IBM in the first place and we will never go back. Roughly a year ago Dell started scaling back. I recall speaking with various techs in the support department while trying to get a new part shipped. They agreed with us as to what the problem was but the execs at Dell had put a piece of software into place that tells the technician how to diagnose issues. The software kept telling them the issue was with the hard drive, so they shipped the hard drive. All the while the techs knew it would not resolve the issue. The onsite support showed up and replaced the hard drive and it did not resolve the problem. We called them back and went through the process again. This time the software said the issue was the motherboard so they shipped the motherboard knowing it would not resolve it. Again, the onsite support showed up and replaced the motherboard. Problem was still there. I believe it was the fourth time where the techs said screw the software, I am going to be a technician and shipped us a new lcd like we had asked for in the first place. If the execs are trying to save money, they should stop making stupid decisions like taking the technician out of the technician. It wasted my time and their techs time not to mention the time for my user that was down from not having a computer.

      Yeah, and this past weekend I called HP to get support for my camera. Not really support, wanted my money back. Guess who I ended up getting...... Mike in India. Pretty funny. They gave me the run around. I am still pissed at HP. Stop moving everything out of country!

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    3. Re:Not good enough by alexq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although it's debatable whether the accents are an issue (see Alladeen), much more of an issue in customer service - abroad or domestically - is the scripted responses. No company who is paying good money for support should want to deal with the ridiculous scripting-hierarchy that one must go through to finally talk to someone in support who actually knows anything...

  5. Answer by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Funny

    No!

    Next stupid question please.

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  6. Not surprising really by tekiegreg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some functions outsorced to India (or wherever for that matter) work out well, and some don't. Speaking from experience, we just completed a major project with a firm in India, which helped us greatly, producing quality code with few bugs (about the same ratio as an equivalent U.S. Programmer).

    However afterwards we didn't feel that for our clientele they would provide adequate support and maintenance programming capability so they were released from there. So now it's my job to do some of the front line maintenance for this code and respond to customer issues with minor tweaks as needed.

    In short: no one solution is a magic bullet, everything needs careful analysis.

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    1. Re:Not surprising really by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > So now it's my job to do some of the front line maintenance for this code and respond to customer issues with minor tweaks as needed.

      Ok few bugs.. honest question:

      How well documented is the code? The English? Can you tell yet whether the code being outsourced to India has made your current job harder? If so by how much?

      Thanks.

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    2. Re:Not surprising really by tekiegreg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure whether this was intended as a troll or not, but to stand up for them I'll bite:

      Their code and comments was well written easy to understand, as referenced in parent it was high quality. Honestly I think the decision to outsource that code to India was a very good decision from a business standpoint. Did it cost a coder a job here? Not really we're hiring...

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    3. Re:Not surprising really by yamla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have some experience outsourcing development to India. I'm quite interested in knowing some specifics about your experience. How many programmers did you employ in India? Would this have been the same number as you employed in the U.S.? How much extra management was required? How much did you pay the Indian programmers compared to the U.S. programmers? (In Canada, it can often be more expensive to hire Indian programmers) How much did the culture and time zones affect you? How well spec'ed were the functions before you sent them out and how much testing did you do when you got them back?

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    4. Re:Not surprising really by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >> Did it cost a coder a job here? Not really we're hiring

      You can't possibly be serious. How many people worked on the project in India? How many people were employed in the analysis, design, development, documentation, management processes in India? So you're hiring a coder or two to handle the maintenance and production support phase of the project. That's no consolation to the tens or hundreds (depending on the size of the project) who lost their jobs or couldn't get the jobs in the first place.

      I'm very happy that your project worked out for you. Now, please be so kind as to tell us what company you work for so those of us with a conscience can avoid your products/services.

      Oh, and before someone mods me as a Troll, consider this: outsourcing has nothing to do with the quality of the job performed but with the (mythical) cost savings involved. The decision to outsource overseas is a short-sided financial one that is doing harm to the local economy and will eventually come back to bite the outsourcer in the ass. For if you don't pay people to work, they can't afford to buy your product. This, of course, forces further cost cutting measures, which only hurtles the company into a death spiral. Hilarity ensues.

      This has nothing to do with isolationalism, either. Notice that I have made no mention of my home country, as this is happening in many countries. The simple fact is that these decisions are being driven by short-sided, amateurish stockholders who have no comprehension of base economics and lack the ability to look beyond the figures for Next Quarter.

      I wish I could remember where I read the article , Robert Kiyosaki maybe, but one of the major problems with the current economy (US, EU, whereever) is that stockholders don't care to look at a company's 3 or 5 or 7 year plan anymore. It's all about Next Quarter. It's this pressure that is causing outsourcing, as well as the unusual barrage of accounting scandels.

      Until investors and corporate shareholders return to a sensible economic approach to investing in business, this trend will only continue to increase.

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    5. Re:Not surprising really by alienw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If Indian programmers are willing to do the job for cheaper, with equivalent quality, why should a company hire someone else?

      The truth is, programming has evolved into a mindless occupation, like manufacturing, even though it is more akin to engineering (which has mostly stayed in the US). Perhaps that also explains the extremely poor quality of today's software.

    6. Re:Not surprising really by alienw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think any programmer who actually creates cutting-edge software that pushes boundaries is in any risk of being outsourced. Outsourcing only works well when you are solving some common problem that's already been solved a few hundred times before. Indian programmers are not exactly known for their creativity or for innovative solutions.

      Anyway, while we are on the topic of economics, the simple fact is that if your job can be done by somebody else for $1.00 an hour, that's how much you're worth. For programmers, the geographic location is not that important.

    7. Re:Not surprising really by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm very happy that your project worked out for you. Now, please be so kind as to tell us what company you work for so those of us with a conscience can avoid your products/services.

      Um, dude? Don't we have a good-sized "global economy" going on, these days? Turn it around, since the job was outsourced, how many hundreds of programmers in India were able to eat and feed their families? Isn't India one of the more poverty-stricken places in the world? wtf makes you and your nationalism more important than those poor people in India? Think of the children!

      Seriously, though, get real. Buying locally-made is a strong preference of mine as well, but good service and good product for a low price is also a requirement if you want my money, no matter where you are.

      This has nothing to do with isolationalism, either. Notice that I have made no mention of my home country, as this is happening in many countries. The simple fact is that these decisions are being driven by short-sided, amateurish stockholders who have no comprehension of base economics and lack the ability to look beyond the figures for Next Quarter.

      You're right, it's nationalism plain and simple. See, a Nationalist says "Buy *insert my country's name here*". A Patriot says "Buy the best shit" because the Patriot knows that if your economy is focused on buying the best shit, and they want to survive, they will also produce the best shit.

      Until investors and corporate shareholders return to a sensible economic approach to investing in business, this trend will only continue to increase.

      Great, now we expect investors to use a "sensible" economic approach to investing, but we're supposed to spend our money solely based on where a company is located and whether or not they have recently taken jobs from us? Compete. Is it that hard? It can very well be a dog eat dog world, and you have to be competitive.

      Don't wanna be competitive? Then we likely don't need you in the gene pool any more. :)

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    8. Re:Not surprising really by Azure+Khan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a problem with outsourcing, in that it lowers the standard of living in the country where *I* live. I don't believe in a global economy until all the other economies of the world stabilize themselves. Our programmers CANNOT compete with Indian workers, who will program for $5k a year, which in many places is well above the standard of living there. The poverty line in the US is $19k a year, so I'm just mystified as to how you believe that we would EVER be able to compete without becoming a third world country ourselves?

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    9. Re:Not surprising really by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm just mystified as to how you believe that we would EVER be able to compete without becoming a third world country ourselves?

      It's what marketers and sales people call your "Value Proposition". If you offer more value than they do for the price you're bidding, you should expect to eke out a living.

      I am a business owner of a startup business that is growing and doing web marketing, and I have a hard time believing the times are as rough as they say. Adapt, organize, and put together your own value proposition. Root, hog, or die. It's your choice to make.

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  7. I suspect we use the same company by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Our call center is in Bangalore just like the Dell one. The company that runs it is called Convergys. I went to their website and they are "proud to be an ethnically diverse company" I guess that means they have Hindus, Sikhs, and Muslims answering the phones.

    1. Re:I suspect we use the same company by sys$manager · · Score: 3, Informative

      Convergys has call centers in the US and Canada as well as India. I don't know how they choose whose calls go where, but it's not like they're simply an Indian call center. They're actually hiring phone monkeys in the US and Canada too.

  8. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome _back_ our call center overlords!

  9. BUT! by WebMasterP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now when I call to get support for my laptop I can't swap receipies and get those authentic spicy Indian dishes!

    On the bright side, I won't have to think Apu offering me a squishy while I'm asking them to repeat theirselves for the 8th time.

  10. Hello, and Thank You for Calling Dell by The_Rippa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hello and thank you for calling Dell!

    Here at Dell, we care about our customers and have changed our menu system...please listen closely.

    To speak to a guy from Calcutta who will have problems giving you scripted answers to the simplest problems, press 1

    To speak to some dope from Texas who will handle your problem like a bucking bull at a rodeo, please press 2

    To speak to your average nerd who will solve your issue in the most condescending way possible, please press 3

  11. It's discrimination!!!... not by digitalgimpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's really anoying when people with very little english answer phones, and work in places where they deal with customers (fast food is a big one).

    I'm tired of paying money, and having to call several times to find someone who I can "somewhat" understand. I've more than once called, to get someone who I couldn't understand.

    It's not just Dell whose done this... many companies have.

    And it's annoying.

    I couldn't care who is on the other end. I have the following requirements regardless:
    - Good English skills - must understand and speak WELL
    - No scripting - must be knowledgeable on the topic and products/services offered

    That's all I ask. Someone who can be understood, and can understand... and knows what they are doing at their job.

    American call stations can be just as bad. I remember calling Verisign (yea them) and getting someone who didn't know what "DNS" stood for. Yea! That was helpful.

    1. Re:It's discrimination!!!... not by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's really anoying when people with very little english answer phones
      That's just what I think. Except that more often than not it's when there are Americans at the other end of the phone. I find that Indians at least make an effort to enunciate all of the syllables in their words.
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    2. Re:It's discrimination!!!... not by hellfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      - No scripting - must be knowledgeable on the topic and products/services offered

      I disagree somewhat, since I work in a callcenter. The initial purpose of scripting is to eliminate the stupid things that stupid people forget to do, like reboot the machine, jiggle the cables, and plug in the power cord. My call center however takes it a step further and has knowledge beyond that.

      If we had to do everything from memory, we'd remember about 7 of 10 things that needed to be done and then forget the other 3 and start troubleshooting all the deep weird crap when in fact its just one of those things we forgot.

      The problem with scripting is of course getting into the rut that 99.9999999 of your problems are all basic and all you need to do is put a body in a seat and read a monitor to someone on the other end of the phone. This isn't true and investing in support has real, tangible benefits.

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    3. Re:It's discrimination!!!... not by Malicious · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm tired of paying money, and having to call several times to find someone who I can "somewhat" understand.

      What call center are you calling, that requires you to pay? Dell's technical support is free with the computer.

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    4. Re:It's discrimination!!!... not by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's worse than scripting? Reading the wrong one!!

      My cable went down and after a day or so (I didn't want to be too impatient), I went ahead and called tech support to see if there were any outtages (Earthlink, FYI). After a 5 minute hold, the polite Indian female told me there wasn't an outtage, rather it was scheduled maintenance. What?! Scheduled maintenance that causes a downtime of more than 24 hrs? She reiterated that she was sorry and read the scheduled maintenance script again.

      I maintained my composure and ended the phone call. When Earthlink emailed their survey regarding my satisfaction with my recent call to tech support, I told them to let their call reps know that it's ok to check into the problem or simply admit they don't know what's wrong. It's not ok to lie about it.

      I had the cable company come out the next day and fix the line that was damaged when the neighbor ran into the hub with his lawnmower.

  12. w00t! by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    our company was one of the dissatisfied customers, we've been pushing for this for the past six months as its been just unbearable.

    the worst part about it was that they knew the problem existed. if you somehow magically got somebody in the US that could help you, they'd finish the call in 5 minutes, no prob. if you got India, not only would it take an hour, but then they would have to transfer you to a 'quality control agent' who was basically a US operator that would repeat the entire course of the call to make sure they did the right thing!

  13. How is this different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    after an onslaught of complaints from dissatisfied customers who couldn't cope with the differing accents and scripted responses.

    Sounds like most call centers in the US!

  14. This won't matter when by synergy3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This won't matter when AI technology comes of age. Then you can talk to a computer and it should help you out. India would be outsourced to AI.

  15. Jobs by deacent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't mind competing with other programmers for jobs, regardless of where they're from. I just wish that employers were able to recognize who is qualified for a job and who isn't. I've personally lost plenty of opportunities to US programmers who were not qualified and screwed up a project, only to have the client come back and have me fix it, except now most of their budget is gone.

  16. What's the question, again? by TPIRman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this the beginning of a trend where companies recognize that the quality offered by relocation to cheaper centers around the world doesn't result in customer appreciation and better quality?

    Is this the end of a trend in which Slashdot submitters conclude with a supposedly pithy question that is indecipherable/meaningless?

    I wish.

    1. The quality offered doesn't result in better quality? Huh?

    2. I doubt companies were ever under the impression that moving call centers overseas would result in greater "customer appreciation." They were hoping for "customer tolerance."

  17. Educational differences... by slykens · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I worked for one of the first companies to open a call center in India, ours was in Chennai. We started doing it in 1993.

    We hired a guy with a PhD in education to teach us how to work with the Indians and to help the Indians understand us. I've got a copy of one of his papers and it makes good reading.

    The largest problem is the difference in education systems. In the US we stress problem solving above all else, in India and other parts of Asia memorization is king. Our problem with our Indian employees became that if we gave them a procedure they could follow it easily but they couldn't develop the procedure on their own, thus everything must be scripted because the typical call center agent can't think on their feet.

    As far as communication differences we employed an American accent program to help smooth out the Indian accent. For the guys we put on the phone in outbound situations it worked great and they were easily understood. Some of the other folks needed a lot more help.

    It all comes down to how much you're willing to pay for good equipment and good training, both for the Indian employees and the Americans responsible for supervising the overseas call center.

  18. As if American Accents aren't hard enough... by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most of the rest of the world has problems with the American accents, of which there are serveral that sound nothing like the English spoken in my parts of Canada. When we say 'about' they hear aboot, because they are used to the oo sound being an ugh sound.

    "Rebught yughr comughter now."

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    1. Re:As if American Accents aren't hard enough... by reiggin · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...there are serveral that sound nothing like the English spoken in my parts of Canada.
      Your parts of Canada are irrelevant.

      Oh. Wait.

      All parts of Canada are irrelevant.

    2. Re:As if American Accents aren't hard enough... by reiggin · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's a joke. Geopolitical humor, if you will. Just like all the other jokes that are being made about "dot-head" tech support. Get over it. You made jokes about Americans (and got modded "Funny") so why can't Americans make jokes about Canadians? Do you think Canadians have a monopoly on comedy?

      Oh. Wait.

      Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, Kids in the Hall, Lorne Michaels, Tom Green, Jim Carrey, Rick Moranis, Norm MacDonald, Mike Myers, Eugene Levy.... I guess they do.

      Hyuck Hyuck. That's an "American" sound for laughter. Hope you can understand some of this.

    3. Re:As if American Accents aren't hard enough... by warpSpeed · · Score: 2, Funny
      What about William Shatner?

      Oh Wait...

      you said comedy, not funny acting.

  19. Myopia by bluethundr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the article:
    In afternoon trading on the New York Stock Exchange, Dell was up 67 cents at $35.19.

    There are social movements about to save american jobs in the technical sector. As horrible as this is bound to be for the economy at home, it's always been "bout tha dollar dollar bill y'all" so this is the one and only thing that will bring these jobs back to American soil.

    My girlfriend and I had dinner one night recently with the CTO of CS First Boston (he's a church buddy of hers) who was responsible for the decision to move many of the jobs of his subbordinates. This is a topic that I feel quite passionate about, but due to the nature of the social occasion I was understanably polite about it. But I felt the need to at least mention it and perhaps have a rare opportunity to get into the mind of someone calling the shots in this capacity.

    Among the points that I raised was that from a national security standpoint, American companies are creating a great incentive for cultures across the globe to become technically savvy. A good many of these cultures may likely be unfriendly to the USA and the companies creating these incentives. By the same token, I believe that knowledge of computing is so far reaching that there is an element of historical inevitability to all cultures acquiring this knowledge. But I still believe that American companies are accelerating forces that they may not even realize are beyond their control in order to impact their finances in a very immediate way. In my view, it's just myopia. Plain and simple.

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    1. Re:Myopia by cynicalmoose · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's just myopia

      The internet is one of the best forums for discussion (look around you), and potentially to unify many different cultures and viewpoints. The myopic attitude is to limit technology to the rich, which will built up hatred. Clearly teaching people in other countries good English (as any company trying to avoid Dell's mistake will do), and the skills to communicate, will bring cultures closer. Only by doing this can we move together to a more peaceful, unified world.

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  20. Vote with your $$ by smashr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A friend of mine who runs a fairly succesfull accounting business was nearly ready to purchase a brand new software package to repair that years returns, when he discovered that the tech support was out sourced to india. Now, my friend has no more technical knowledge than the average Joe (and sometimes less) but he knew that he did not want to deal with people in an different country every time he had a problem. He eventually got the CEO on the line and told him exactly why he had lost a sale. Needless to say I was quite impressed. The CEO's excuse: everyones doing it.

    1. Re:Vote with your $$ by demachina · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Two of the biggest culprits behind "everyone is doing it" are Accenture and Mackenzie. I like one of Accenture's services "Human Performance" and of course they also list "Outsourcing". They are making a lucrative business out of going from company to company telling them which parts of the company to offshore and how to do it. Unfortunately HR consulting can't be easily offshored so they can't get a taste of their own medicine. If you see these snakes...errr...people coming in the door, get your resume and unemployment insurance paperwork in order.

      Unfortunately, from the perspective of the overpaid executives the argument is unavoidably compelling. Labor costs are so integral to profit margin that there has always been constant pressure to reduce labor costs. American labor made a lot of gains in the 20th century which started out with conditions about as dismal as most of the third world has now. Unfortunately with the development of free trade, cheap telecommunications and a very efficient air and sea freight expensive American labor has become largely a liability unless you're in a service business that requires you're body be in the U.S. Of course there is also a solution for service, immigrants legal or illegal. Its no secret why there is so little enforcement of immigration law in the U.S and why H1B visas are so popular. It provides a vast pool of ultra cheap labor for service jobs, labor that by definition can't compain about poor working conditions. If you work for a living in the U.S. the good times are over.

      Dell's action is commendable until you read that they apparently didn't sack anybody in India so presumably they just shifted all of their inferior customer service in India to individuals who haven't got the clout to effectively complain.

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  21. Useless in any country by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dell is notorious for utterly worthless tech support. If you don't have standards, your location is irrelevant.

    1. Re:Useless in any country by OMEGA+Power · · Score: 2
      Dell is notorious for utterly worthless tech support. If you don't have standards, your location is irrelevant.

      I have to disagree with this. While Dell's support is far from excellent I have found them to be much better than most other computer companies. I will admit their hold times are often long but they (unlike most other tech support lines I've dealt with) usually fix the problem on the first call and when a component needs to be replaced they usually get it to me much faster and with much less BS than other companies
  22. Given How Unhelpful They Are.. Guess Not by Myriad · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does the primary language of the person who programs your dialog boxes really matter?

    Now that you mention it, probably not... I mean even if
    This application has generated an error and will now terminate

    got switched to something like
    Your application is full of eels

    I end up with about the same amount of useful information.

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    1. Re:Given How Unhelpful They Are.. Guess Not by macmastery · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your application is full of eels

      That's Hungarian.

      I will not buy this application, it is scratched!
      If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
      Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunch time!

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  23. I've predicted this would happen by WCMI92 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is but the beginning of the backlash... Customers are going to make companies who do not employ English speakers who are easily understood pay for it in the wallet...

    Dell would not have done this unless they had been scared into doing it...

    It really pisses me off when I have to open a Novell or Microsoft support incident (which cost $300 each) and they give me someone in India who I can't understand...

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    1. Re: I've predicted this would happen by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      > It really pisses me off when I have to open a Novell or Microsoft support incident (which cost $300 each) and they give me someone in India who I can't understand...

      Most companies I call give me someone in the USA that I can't understand. It's nothing to do with IT; it's the crappy pay scale and the sociology of who gets the crappy-paying jobs.

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  24. Not a surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I worked tech support for Dell for a year on the business Latitude/Inspiron lines. Often we would take calls from the home and small business customers desperate, often begging not to be transferred to India. There was no reason the Indian support couldn't be trained to the same level as the US support (Dell has excellent in house training for its techs), but for some reason the Indians were mostly trying to solve problems using a decision tree tool.

    The US support was constantly being pressed to update the tool, but like many corporate IT programs the tool was written/updated by another department that did not handle customers on a daily basis, and the tool was fairly sparse.

    The biggest issue is the the tool did not take into account the customers prior support history... if the customer's cdrom won't read, and yesterday you replaced it, today you need to replace the mainboard... etc. I also heard persistant rumors of rapid turnover in India...Tech would get trained and jump ship to other companies in Bangalore.

    Like most tech support departments, Dell has customer that have a miserable time (my sister has had 8 service calls on a 1.5 year old system). The truth is that most tech support calls (80-90%) are FTF (First Time Fix).

    1. Re:Not a surprise by PPGMD · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have dealt with the India tech support and they were horrible. My issue had to do with running a non-native resolution on my LCD display, they had me re-start, blah, blah, blah, finally he gave up on that issue.

      About a week later I stumbled across the Dell Support forums, sure enough the fix for my issue was the second stickied post on that forum. A basic issue and they couldn't even handle that.

      A couple of months later, just a month after my warranty expired I called, this time it was it was even worse. The first time I called I was on hold for 40 minutes, finally when one of their techs got on the phone, their phone system was so bad that they couldn't hear me. Tried a second time, same result.

      Finally on my third try it worked (I have already wasted 2 hours on hold) and I got to talk to them about my LCD lamp inverter over heating (an issue that was minor, and fixed with reboot 6 months before, not worth shipping my laptop in for a month of service, like last time), they not only told me I was out of luck, but when I asked for a manager; the manager literally yelled at me.

      That was my last straw with Dell, I promptly called up my Dell sales rep and canceled the server order that I placed a couple of days before. Dell lost $250,000 of my business because of their horrible tech support.

  25. Is there any inconsistency here? by sohp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The question on my mind is -- how many of those companies that complained about the quality of the customer service themselves have offshored their tech support or other operations? Will they see the irony themselves, or will that little bit of cognitive dissonance be swept under the rug?

  26. Thank Christ, by EZmagz · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Because dealing with Dell's offshore support people is a nightmare. I have an Inspiron 8100 and a few months ago the AC adaptor died. Pretty frickin' easy to diagnose IMHO. Unfortunately, Dell didn't think so. I was literally on the phone for 45 minutes talking to a girl who made me jump through EVERY hoop possible. I can understand if it's your grandma calling up and has no idea what the hell's wrong with her computer, but that's not exactly the case with me. Numerous times I told the girl on the phone that "Actually, I do tech support for a Fortune 500 company, and I know what's wrong. I just NEED a new AC ADAPTOR." Apparently she didn't care.

    It wasn't until I literally offered to email her manager my resume to prove I knew what the hell I was talking about before they decided I needed a new adaptor. Then it was another 20 minutes for them to try to spell my address.

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    1. Re:Thank Christ, by mfarver · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you're certain of the answer, the best thing to do is simple say you tried "a known good" AC adapter or whatever and it worked. Almost all of the Dell support trees have an option for "tested with known good" and the solution is, duh, replace the part. Calls like that we could wrap up in 2-3 minutes.

    2. Re:Thank Christ, by Patman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Numerous times I told the girl on the phone that "Actually, I do tech support for a Fortune 500 company...

      OK, do you have any *clue* how many people call tech support and claim that they're some super-leet techno-god who knows exactly what the issue is? And do you know how many of those people actually know what they're doing? Very few

      Fact is, the point of those scripts is to ensure that something important isn't missed. As someone who used to work second-level tech support, I can't tell you how ticked I was to spend my time solving a problem that we already had a procedure for.

      I recently had to call Dell to get service on my Inspiron 2650. I had the manuals, information, and laptop in front of me when I called. Zipped through tech support to the RMA number in fifteen minutes.

      You know what the game is. Play along. Tech support's happy, you're off the phone faster, everyone wins.

  27. What, employees aren't commodities? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is this the beginning of a trend where companies recognize that the quality offered by relocation to cheaper centers around the world doesn't result in customer appreciation and better quality?

    No, because that would imply that a major American company is taking a diametric turn from the growing trend to consider employees as completely interchangeable commodities.

    That happened to me in spades at my last job, from which I was unfortunately laid off recently (sad to lose the pay, not the job). I am a Windows developer with 16 years of professional programming experience and long history of developing superior code, but was directly told to write no code which could not be understood by an entry-level non-C++ programmer. This does _not_ mean to write good, clean, well-documented code. This literally means that I was not allowed to write anything more complex than brain-dead C code, even though this project was developed with Visual C++. For instance, all memory allocation was done in fixed-size arrays, meaning if you exceeded one of the many arbitrary limits, the program crashed and you had to hunt down and find the proper #define to increase to make the array big enough. Of course allocating 70-some thousand instance of some object that was used many 500 times was one of the lesser adverse side-effects of such nonsense.

    The idea of using something so simple as a CArray was beyond these people's experience and they were afraid that in bringing too much of this thinking on board, they would find themselves at a point where they couldn't swap bodies and have a new person pick (who theoretically didn't have any C++ experience) could pick it up and run with it.

    Encapsulating the hard parts to make the rest easier to use was not only met with resistance, but actively condemned. I was truly being treated as a body warming a seat rather than having my substantial skills and experience utilitized in a meaningful way.

    Why, might you ask, did they hire me then? I don't know, and no one could answer that question. On the other hand the pay was decent and it gave me something to do (struggling to keep sane from boredom is a challenge). I fear for the project, however, since I was just about the only one asking the tough questions, while the party line was to blunder along blindly and fix problems only when they showed up.

    --
    You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    1. Re:What, employees aren't commodities? by jafac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same thing happened to me in Tech Support.
      I had 10 years experience, I was the "go to guy", the most experienced with our product. I had been there the longest, and I was bar none the best at solving the really bizzarre problems, especially with OS quirks.

      I had flirted with moving on into management several times, and the last time, I literally had to BEG to be put back on the line, because I got no satisfaction without the hands-on work. But I could see where the wind was blowing for the last couple of years, as they increasingly were hiring phone monkeys who did little more than read scripts - the frontline guys rarely solved any problems that the customer couldn't have looked up themselves, had we done the work of creating a decent knowledgebase. We also shifted to a paid-for-support model at this time.
      The "quality of life" at the job went down hill - but not nearly so bad for me as for the poor frontline guys, who had every minute monitored and accounted for, and didn't even have admin access to their own machines, and had to follow a script. Turnover on the front line increased to a frenzy-pace.

      Increasingly, there were structural changes to the support department that limited what I could do to solve problems. I was no longer able to travel to customer sites myself - even if the customer BEGGED for me by name. Instead, a special team of full-time travelling onsite engineers did the field work. And the onsite engineers rarely had the time to gain any technical focus on our product. So 9 times out of 10, the onsite engineer ended up on the phone with me anyway. I wasn't given the time to populate our knowledgebase, or train the frontline people so they'd be more competant. My role became more and more constricted, until my hands were so tied, my effectiveness suffered. This was very frustrating. Of course it also led to differences of opinion and personality conflicts with management.

      I scoped out a new job (not paid as much), and sat on it, because the money from my seniority at that position was so nice. Until they laid me off. So I took my severance and took the other job, where I'm more in an engineering role, and much happier. But it still pisses me off that the reason things went so bad at the old job was simply arrogant stupid management decisions, based on - (and I agree totally with the parent poster on this:) "the growing trend to consider employees as completely interchangeable commodities."

      In the end, the customer gets shafted, the experienced employee gets shafted, and the interchangable incompetant phone monkeys get shafted.

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  28. Interesting Article in the economictimes by bulchanm · · Score: 2, Informative

    a leading Indian Business daily newspaper The Econmictimes has an article that quotes a dell spokesman as having said "Dell has no plans to scale back resources at the Bangalore call center or change employment plans in the United States, although he would not comment on specifics."

  29. Dell had call centers in India? by tlianza · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to that commercial where the interns accidentally shut off the lights during one of their zany misadvantures, Dell's call centers are in the USA. I knew I couldn't trust those interns!

  30. I know how our company can save $750k /yr! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean we're gonna call off offshoring CEO positions? Damn.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  31. The power of the customer by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope the business world is playing close attention- and I hope all the "lets cut our budget for customer service" pencil necks are told promptly by their CEOs to, well, just shut the hell up. The customer is always right. Always. Repeat that. Keep the customer happy, and they will keep buying from you; keep more customers happy than your competitors, and you will do better than your competitors. Do it with efficiency, and you will make money. That's what all business boils down to. Good product, good service and efficiency = profit. Walk into any small manufacturing business, and you'll probably see the same sign I've seen countless times: "for every customer you who walks away angry, you loose 10 more." "Joe's Iron Works" understands it better than Dell, apparently...and one exec at Dell makes probably more than all the employees of JIW combined.

    Any management listening? Here's an open threat from those of us that have to buy stuff from you. Make my job harder when it's most important, when I'm most in need, and you'll find an instant enemy and I'll screw you at every chance. That includes cheap equipment, harassing salespeople, any more than 2-3 voicemail choices for getting support, waiting for more than 5 minutes for support, or dealing with someone who I can't understand or is incompetent. Show competence in my time of need, and I'll reward you with praise to my supervisors- and they're the ones deciding where the money goes. That simple.

    1. Re:The power of the customer by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yeah, but sometimes the customeriswrong.

      Sometimes the customer is obnoxious and abusive, with a holier-than-thou I'm-always-right attitude, laced with a heavy dose of threats and profanity.

      Sometimes it's okay to give up on the sociopaths. There are some customers that you just don't need. Quite frankly, they cost more than they're worth.

      I am by no means suggesting that there aren't some examples of truly appalling technical support out there, nor do I mean to suggest that the vast majority of callers aren't polite. However, whenever I see the adage "the customer is always right" I have to say...it just ain't so.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
  32. No by cornjones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Basically, this is one small happening against the general tide. India seems to be against elocution classes but there are plenty of other countries w/ no problem at all. Take the philippines for example. The medium of instruction is in english. And the elocution classes are quite popular there.

    I have a friend in the philippines now who told me of a guy he met there. This guy as a bar trick would speak in a different american accent every couple of minutes. Southern, boston, brooklyn, etc. My buddy grew up in Queens and testified that his Brooklyn accent was spot on. This guy is probably on the higher end of the skillset but the call center he worked for paid for his training. The deal was that they would speak to whomever called in a similar accent. They even had scripted "i am from Prattsburgh!" responses (close to the caller but not close enough to be quized).

    Point being is that the jobs won't move back to the states but the skillset will improve to the point where we can't tell the operator is overseas.

  33. Re:Good Troll by muckdog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actaully the opensource car machanic isn't that far off. Not the machanic but the diagnostic codes and workshop manuals. Car makers have been pricing those so only the dealer can afford them where as the independent shop can't. Only recently has the courts started forcing them to be reasonable.

  34. Corporate propaganda - plain and simple by Marx+Marvelous · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/business/7345 841.htm "We did not send back any calls to the U.S.," the Dell International Services' spokeswoman in the high-tech hub of Bangalore, said on Tuesday. The spokeswoman said she did not want to be quoted by name. "Now, I don't know why Jon said that," the Dell spokeswoman in Bangalore said. "We are committed to India and we are growing."

  35. Hurray? by devphaeton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't want to diss anyone from foreign lands, and i don't mean to make blanket statements...

    but a majority of the things i hear about using coders and admins from these places sounds as though it would be a counterproductive business strategy.

    A case in point- a friend of mine (who btw, isn't prejudiced at all) used to work for a county job in SoCal. He would say that a lot of the code written and sent over by the interns from the middle east was just horrible. Often it would just barely "function", and when it would break, whoever was stuck with maintaining it would take one look at it and decide it would be easier to just rewrite it from scratch.

    Things like variables named sequentially ("aa, ab, ac, ad, ae..."), no comments, or comments that rarely made sense or were ambiguous, etc etc.

    Sometimes the application wouldn't work at all, and it would have to be either rewritten or have hundreds of hours of time invested into it before it could be used.

    Sure there are plenty of native coders that get pumped out of some 2-year degree mill and are probably just as bad, but the job market seems to be infiltrated with foreign coders doing just this.

    The main thing is that they aren't ready to do the job they are doing. With some more practice and experience maybe, but they aren't ready to make market-ready code. This sort of thing wouldn't fly from a U.S. coder, but businesses put up with it from the offshore coders because they can pay slave labour wages to them. It is sad because native coders and admins are out of work, and the offshore coders are being borderline exploited.

    Hopefully businesses are learning that this sort of thing often means having to do stuff twice- that their own greed is costing them more money than they thought.

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    do() || do_not(); // try();
  36. Corporate Customers talk longer. by Aetrix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Corporate customers of Dell (of which I am one) REJOYCE! I'm a tech monkey for a big-10 university and I personally support 60+ machines, all but a handfull are Dell's. It's bad enough that we fork out bou-kou bucks for tech support but we use it much more frequently than standard home users. Usually we are technically competent, much moreso than the Indian at the other end of the phone line. So when we are VERY SURE that a memory stick is dead or a CD drive needs replacing, we still have to trudge through about 3 levels of "esclation" until we get to either a technically competent person or someone who speaks English well enough to send us a replacement part.

    Comparing this to the older America-based call centers, we had about a 60% chance of getting some college CS major making a few extra bucks at a Dell Call Center. These people were able to realize when they were talking with someone technically competent and address the questions appropriately.

    --

    "One touch of Darwin makes the whole world kin." George Bernard Shaw
  37. PITA by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a major pain in the ass to deal with the Indian tech support. There are accent issues, but that is only a minor point. The real issue is the training and scripting. Typical experience (of many) I had a little while back from when I had to replace a screen and hard drive on an Inspiron. Even though I had done extensive testing ahead of time, told the tech what I had done I still had to go through 2 hours of hell before they finally acknowledged that I in fact did have failed hardware.

    The scripting is bad, the fact that they can't operate outside the script is abhorrant. But what really ticks me off is when they keep trying to trick people into stating something that would void their warranty. When I had to get the LCD for the laptop replaced I was asked no less than 10 times if I had dropped the notebook. The question was varied from "did you drop it even a little bit" to "now, you said you recently dropped it, right".

    The reason they got so much hell from corporate customers is that they have dedicated IT professionals who've already done all the testing and can't afford two hours on the phone to get some replacement hardware sent out. The IT dept will simply switch to a new vendor if that kind of crap persists.

    Since the call center people work for the call center, and not the company, they have no incentive or access to institutional knowledge - you know when you tell someone about a certain model and they don't have to look everything up? The Indian support centers also pretend to be located in America, practice American accents, have sports teams they pretend to watch, and otherwise try to fool you into thinking they are in the US. All of which to get around the issue of supporting local jobs. If we farm all of our jobs out to India, who will be left to buy anything?

    1. Re:PITA by mfarver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since the call center people work for the call center, and not the company, they have no incentive or access to institutional knowledge - you know when you tell someone about a certain model and they don't have to look everything up?

      Oddly enough, in Dell's case most of the Indian support is full Dell (blue badge) employees. The US support is about 50% contractor temps (red badge) and about 50% blue badged full employees. Most of the temps are "converted" to full time employees after about 1 year if they prove competent, if not they are washed out.

  38. A call to the next gen helpdesk by mseeger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hi,

    There is a new next generation all purpose call center (currently beta) working here.

    Support: Hello. I am XXXXX. How can I help you?
    Customer: I have a problem with my notebook.
    Support: Why do you say your notebook?
    Customer: Because i bought it from you.
    Support: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
    Customer: No
    Support: You are being a bit negative.
    Customer: The notebook isn't working.
    Support: Please go on.
    Customer: Suddenly yesterday it stopped working.
    Support: Please go on.
    Customer: What shell i do now?
    Support: Does that question interest you?
    Customer: Yes!
    Support: You are sure?
    Customer: Very sure
    Support: Please go on.
    Customer: Will you replace the system?
    Support: Oh, i replace the system.

    Sounds like a typical hotline to me....

    Regards, Martin

  39. Coming back? YES! by nullard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been pulling contract jobs away from companies in India and some guy in Brazil because none of them were able to communicate effectively with one of my clients. The nice part is that I not only get more work, but my client is planning on sticking with U.S. workers from now on. The Indians cost him many thousands of dollars when they blew a deadline and he came to me for emergency service on his web app. They blew the deadline because they didn't understand some of the text in the manual for the software they were configuring. The guy in Brazil was clueless about why adhering to internet standards is important and he was failing to get the content to the end users in a format that they could use. I'm Brazilian my self (it hurts not to use an "s") but I'd rather not export U.S. jobs there, particularly if this guy is going to be making Brazilian tech workers look bad.

    If you can't compete on the up front costs, compete with your computer and communication skills. If that doesn't work, remind them that your taxes pay for the U.S. to run and your spending improves the U.S. economy, while offshoring improves the economy elsewhere.

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    t'nera semordnilap
  40. Support being outsourced by DarkMagician07 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A company that I did support for recently moved from a shop in the US (my company) to one that is in India to 'reduce costs'. However, they have since hired more second and third level support reps in-house to maintain quality. So, they went from spending a minor amount having us do their support to spending far less, then increasing costs even higher by hiring more people at their location.

    If a company is trying to save money, moving to another country isn't always the best option.

  41. From bad to....equally bad by nicedream · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...the Indian technical-support representatives are difficult to communicate with because of thick accents...

    ...will instead be handled from call centers in Texas, Idaho and Tennessee...

    Looks like they might encounter the same problems ;)
  42. Re:Jesus Shaves .... and other language difficulti by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    as a native english speaker, of the american "dialect", i would have considered any of the "odd" uses of english in the http://www.rajiv.com/india/humor/langusa.asp article as absolutely normal and understandable. I would have understood everything the Indians had said without hesitation.

    I can't imagine any town or city in the U.S. were they wouldn't know what a "bill" is in the context of a meal at a resturaunt or a "ring" in the context of a getting in contact with someone. it was rediculous.

  43. You Want Customer Service? by Dr.+Dew · · Score: 4, Funny

    I ordered a motherboard on a Monday to replace a dead one. That Wednesday, I got a call from a person with a thick Indian accent, who attempted to upsell me to the retail version rather than the cheaper OEM version I'd ordered. I still didn't have a UPS tracking number by Friday, so I contacted them via their live chat.

    This is classic, and unedited except to get past the lameness filter and that I've taken out the company name and my order number to protect the clueless and the obnoxious. (You get to decide which is which):

    CHAT TRANSCRIPT
    ---------------

    Please wait for a site operator to respond.
    All operators are currently assisting others. Thanks for your patience. An operator will be with you shortly.
    All operators are currently assisting others. Thanks for your patience. An operator will be with you shortly.
    You are now chatting with 'steve'
    steve: xyz.Com Welcome to xyz.Com Live Chat Support. It will be my pleasure if I can be helpful to you.

    Computer Peripherals at xyz

    you: Hi, I'm looking for status on order xxxx, to be shipped by UPS. I don't have a tracking number yet.

    steve: Just hold on please let me check the details
    steve: I have check status of your order. Your order has been authorized and scheduled for picking. Means it is in inventory for picking and then off to shipping department. In case of no delays in inventory department (Like back log or order reaches there past cut off time), your order will be processed and sent to shipping department. We would send you the tracking number as soon as your order is shipped. In case if it does not show any result, you may try to track your order from our website.

    you: So what you're saying is that someday someone might get around to sending the item....

    steve: As soon it would be send to the shipping department you will receive it in
    steve: about to 24-48 hours

    you: But you can't tell me how long it will take to get to the shipping department.

    steve: It will go to the shipping department today itself

    you: So I should expect the motherboard on Monday?

    steve: It will be soon in your hands after 24-48 hours after it is sent to the shipping department

    you: Which you said will happen today.

    steve: yes

    you: I'm sorry, I don't understand then why it's uncertain when the product, which I'm paying to have sent overnight, will arrive.

    steve: sorry for the inconvenience that may caused to you

    you: Can you help me understand what could keep the product from arriving on Monday?

    steve: We regret for the inconvenience

    you: Does that mean, "no?"

    steve: Sorry,as we don't ship the orders on weekends you would get your order by monday

    you: Did you mean to say I *won't* get the order on Monday?

    steve: It would be soon shipped to you by monday

    you: Okay, we're closer to a real answer. But when you say, "by Monday," do you really mean "on Monday?"

    steve: Yes steve: We deeply regret for the inconvenience

    you: Please don't say that again.
    you: So as I understand our conversation, you expect the product to reach shipping today, be shipped on Monday, and thus I should expect receive it on Tuesday?

    steve: No, it would be shipped to you on monday

    you: When you say "it would be shipped to you on Monday," do you mean that UPS will pick it up from you on Monday or that it will reach me on Monday?

    steve: No, it would be shipped to you on monday

    you: I desperately hope you are a computer and not a person. Could you rephrase your answer in a way that actually answers my question?

    steve: I am not a computer
    steve: I am a person

    you: I'm sorry if I offended you, but I'm having a difficult time figuring out when I should expect to receive the product. Since I'm paying to have UPS overnight it, and since you seem to know when it's being shipped, could you tell me what day it will arrive?

    steve: Never mind steve: Our aim

  44. Is it a good news? by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder sometimes that whole of America is undergoing "walmart-ization". Here is my theory about dell call centers (complete theory pulling out of thin air):

    (1) Dell pays prevaliling wages to call center people
    (2) Dell wants to cut costs, so moves to India
    (3) Dell employees get shafted big time
    (4) Dell ex-employees (or new kids) realize no new jobs are there
    (5) They are ready to accept much lower wages
    (6) Viola, Dell moves back the call center

    Welcome to the walmart-ization :)

    S

  45. Slashdotters by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps they should hire some Slashdotters to replace the Indians.

    We:
    Need Jobs...Check
    Know the job...Check
    Communicate effectively...Hmm
    Have great grammar skills...D'oh!

  46. Teaching by nuggz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the US we stress problem solving above all else

    No you don't.
    Most education up to the lower levels of an undergrad degree is simply memorization.

    Times tables, memorizing formulas and plugging them in.

    Why do you think so many people complain about "word problems", they just don't cleanly fit the formula the person has in their head.

    We test this way, we check facts, or provide a simple problem (that was answered in the textbook) then have them regurgitate it.

    That being said, it isn't evil, I don't think it is very easy to teach people to relate these facts into a usable knowledge base.
    Even if we could teach it, we don't test this way.

  47. Actual Transcript by barryfandango · · Score: 2, Funny

    Caller: You don't sound like the guy who helped me last time. Is that you, Dave? Tech (sounding like apu): Oh, you must be referring to the way I am talking now.

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    In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. -Oscar Wilde
  48. Re:Been there...fixed that by Covener · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure...but the truth is the specific issues that surface can happen locally as well. All it takes is patience, persistence and constant communication between both sides. This approach will result in the remote specific issues fading to the background.

    Remote administration is routine, and it's not going away. Best to learn now how to deal with it. Find and buttress the strong points while weeding out the weak ones. Visit the remote site at least once and dig into the culture. Learn to train your ear to deal with different accents. Put yourself in the other side's shoes and don't forget to consult a calendar so you know when their holidays occur :)


    For one, you're ignoring time differences. There's also more to working with foreign teams than accents. Not being able to walk down the hall and grab some people to hash out an issue and get some face-time is important too.

  49. Badly Dubbed Typing? by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    And when you type, the letters don't match your finger movements!

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    The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
  50. good news from someone whose job went to India by photovoltaics · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is good news for someone whose job is moving to India over the next three months. As the systems department manager, I am in the position of having to train the people taking my job in India, too-- without meeting any of them.

    To say our Indian colleagues' skills are sub-par, would be an understatement. I realize the skills of the people I am working with may be an anomaly; however it is still the case.

    I had no warning, and I was told on a Friday this would start the next Monday. Some people at the US ofice were immediately let go. I was told I was lucky to still have my job.

    Perhaps I should just quit and let them sort out the details?

    1. Re:good news from someone whose job went to India by ph43thon · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you have any chance, you should quit, obviously. While I was at Dell last winter doing the Optiplex Tech support... they required everyone to use their new "logging" software called DSN. What we were doing was beta-testing the software that they would use to guide the Indians in their trouble shooting. You just check boxes based on the answers the customers give.. then it gives you new questions to ask. Check more boxes.. etc. "Let us know if we need to add more options for questions," they said.

      I found it fairly funny that this was the "way of the world".. people helping to optimize the software that would ensure the loss of their job. Anyhow, I quit. Though, it seemed pretty obvious that the Bangalore Call Centers were going to be problematic. People were always complaining about the Indian techs they talked to.. wrong parts, wrong address, etc. But, then again, I got complaints like that about the Call Center in Alabama, too.. wonder which is worse..hmm.


      p

    2. Re:good news from someone whose job went to India by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Informative

      [b]Perhaps I should just quit and let them sort out the details?[/b]

      That is exactly what i did. This isn't related to IT or coding, nor was it employees in a different company. But in a large corporation a few years ago our entire department was getting canned and an outsourced company was coming in to take our place. "We're cutting costs"

      We were instructed to train this outsourced company for six weeks on how to do our job. Not only did they lack the enthusiasm and integration that we had, but they were snotty to boot. After the second day of training, we (the dept.) unanimously all walked out.

      We got handed the "you should be thankful that you still even HAVE a job" line also.

      Sorry, we were all just too insulted by this. From the friends i still have at that office building, i hear that the turnover rate for people in that dept. is awful. They've even gone through a few different outsourcing companies since then, and the latest one negotiated the same wages all of us were making at the time we left. And the job still isn't getting done right.

      So fsck em.

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    3. Re:good news from someone whose job went to India by photovoltaics · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thanks for the support. If I could get unemployment now, I would quit imediately. They also cut everyone's pay by 28%. Because I average about 10-15 hours per week in overtime, they also tried to get me to sign something to switch to salary.

      It shouldn't surprise me this is happening, but it still does. When the executives looked me in the eye and said this wasn't going to happen for the past two years, I belived them.

      The interesting part is that I still have a decent amount of leverage as the systems dept. manager. I'm a geek, and I've never had to be a hardass.

      Any suggestions?

    4. Re:good news from someone whose job went to India by BattleTroll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Training your replacement? Screw that - just walk.

  51. not her fault by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The person on the other end of the phone has a procedure she has to follow. She has to follow that stupid script. The calls are randomly monitored to ensure the phone monkeys are following their scripts.

    It sucks, but everything about a call center job sucks.

    That girl isn't going to risk getting in trouble for not following procedures, no matter how much it pisses off the customers. She's not being paid to provide good service and make customers happy, she's being paid to read the damn script.

    Does that suck? Damn straight. I don't know how to fix it, short of burning down every fucking call center in the world. Hmmm, maybe we only need to burn all of the call center MANAGEMENT!

  52. It's the accents not the locations... by WatertonMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I wouldn't mind these centers being in Indian if the people there could speak clearer English. It really isn't a location or racial thing. I get just as upset when I contact an AT&T operator who speaks with a thick southern accent which slurs words so I can't understand a damn thing they are saying.

    The fact of the matter is that call support requires as a basic skill clarity of communication. If the people being hired don't have this they ought not be hired! So to me the problem is far beyond these recent experiments with India. It is a fundamental problem with the industry.

  53. Re:Been there...fixed that by djupedal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not ignoring anything. I've done this very scenario for years. 'face time' can be a Western concept. Offset hours are no different than swing shift. You seem to be stuck in a box, and that kind of thinking risks you being left behind. Jobs have been moving abroad for years and they will continue to do so. You can learn to manage remote or go with them...adapt or die.

  54. Clark - Let them do the software in India by zoid.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wesley Clark's comments from the debate last night. "Let them do the software in India; we'll do other things in this country."

  55. my .02 by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just about every company that I have been with over the past four years has at some point decided to take dev and/or support to an outsourcer in India. In every case, and I do mean every one, they end up moving the critical components of the dev cycle back to the United States.

    This seems to be due to cultural and communication issues. The culture of India is one where saving face can (and notice the use of the word can here) lead to a group of unsupervised programmers to do things their way no matter what the company wants. In all of these cases, deadliness were missed due to the fact that once we got the code and saw that it would either not fit into the parameters of the overall program or it was not optimized correctly, leading to slow operation.

    The other issue is one of communication. It is really easy to look racist on this one, however it cannot be ignored that if your customers cannot talk to you about what is going on, and those are not being communicated back to those that can fix it, then you have reason to have a support department to begin with. Support is not only key to customer satisfaction, which to a company like Dell is a huge thing, but it is also the front line of the war against defect and defect tracking. Properly used support and properly utilized support can make the difference in releasing a product that is alright or releasing a product that fixes your customers issues. I can guarantee that these issues were not being reported to Dell in the manner that they needed for proper and timely utilization.

    This is a real hot button issue within the community right now. I would hope that we can look at this issue from the point of view of pro con and not just from the POV of them thar Injuns are taking our jobs. The former will work to the upper level muckeety mucks. The later just makes us look like every other UAW worker that ever bitched about a Honda.

  56. Speaking well and scripted answers by macmastery · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a 10 year occupant of a call center (no longer on the phones, thankfully), I'm amazed at the Slashdot crowd. The call centers I've worked in, visited and called where English is the native language often contain "native" speakers who cannot complete a sentence.

    As a trainer, any time someone sounds like they're reading from a script, it's because they don't understand the technology they're supporting.

    People who know technology won't take entry level jobs, at least, not for long. People who don't know technology will, but they don't make good technicians.

    I notice no one is offering to pay more for their software and hardware so that good quality people can be hired and retained. You (don't) get what you (don't) pay for.

  57. My offshore experiences by Geekrob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In 1996 I helped setup the 1st US/Mexico call center for a large US bank, where we sent calls to Mexico for Spanish speaking customers. This worked great until the company got greedy (paying the agents about $50 a week) and started sending English calls to English speaking Mexican agents. The accents in many cases were almost non-existent, however we received a lot of complaints from our customers about their ability to provide good service. Eventually we determined the cultural differences between the US customers and Mexican agents were so great, the Mexican agents could only handle the simpler calls even with rather extensive training and reference info.

    In the end most English calls went to back to American agents.

  58. Exactly - and more by fnj · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could say "The gostak distims the doshes; OK?" and they would click Yes. Hell, *I* would click Yes. Life is too short to figure everything out all the time. Because it's not a dialog in isolation. It's part of your life. You've been tussling with this program for hours. You need to take a leak. It's time to mow the lawn and pay the bills. You're hungry. Your girlfriend just came into the room in a red lace teddy.

    1. Re:Exactly - and more by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Funny

      if your girlfriend comes into the room wearing a red lace teddy, why are you bothering to click yes? there's better things to be clicking!

    2. Re:Exactly - and more by illumin8 · · Score: 3, Offtopic

      A little OT, but I once got into trouble with my girlfriend because she sent me out to the store to run some errands. When I came home she was sitting on the couch wearing nothing but a black lace teddy, watching TV. I looked at her and smiled. Then, like the attention deficit disorder that I am, hearing the Simpson's theme song come from the TV, I said "ooh! the Simpson's is on!" and promptly plopped down on the couch next to her to watch some TV. Well, she about had it. She was completely offended that I didn't focus all of my attention on her and told all of her girlfriends that I was a shitty boyfriend.

      Perhaps I was, but I learned from that experience. If your girlfriend or significant other ever puts on a teddy or some other type of lingerie for you, that means she wants to be the center of your attention for the next couple of hours. It's equivelant to the police busting down your door and saying "put down the mouse/keyboard/remote and come out with your hands up!". You better do what they say.

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    3. Re:Exactly - and more by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

      >If your girlfriend or significant other ever puts on a teddy or some other type
      >of lingerie for you, that means she wants to be the center of your attention for
      >the next couple of hours.

      Er..thanks for that. Remind me again, when someone points a gun at you and says `give me the fucking money`, what do you do again?

    4. Re:Exactly - and more by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "A little OT, but I once got into trouble with my girlfriend because she sent me out to the store to run some errands. When I came home she was sitting on the couch wearing nothing but a black lace teddy, watching TV. I looked at her and smiled. Then, like the attention deficit disorder that I am, hearing the Simpson's theme song come from the TV, I said "ooh! the Simpson's is on!" and promptly plopped down on the couch next to her to watch some TV. Well, she about had it. She was completely offended that I didn't focus all of my attention on her and told all of her girlfriends that I was a shitty boyfriend."

      So what's the big deal? You can't mess with her AND watch the Simpsons? Just either get her to give you a blow job or do her from behind...either way, you can have fun, and STILL see the tv....

      Gotta learn to multi-task there dude...

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  59. One designers experience by ShipIt · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My company, a telecom equipment provider, has several times in the past tried to move design engineering work to companies in India. As a software architect, my experience has been:

    1) The Indian contractors have excellent attitudes, are friendly, and want to do a good job. I still keep in touch with one guy who was here in the states for a few months - before he went back for his arranged marriage - picked out by his mom from a book.

    2) They are excellent at following a set of predefined steps to solve a problem, but run in to real difficulty if the problem requires deviating from their memorized steps. My education professor friend tells me this has to do with how their education system works. Deviation from the presented method is discouraged.

    3) The language and timezone differences are both killers. It's frustrating and unproductive for all parties involved.

    My company is on its third attempt at outsourcing design work to India. The first two attempts failed and the managers responsible for the transition are no longer with the company. They had no idea what they were getting into, which is a shame, since they were both decent managers. The current attempt acknowledges the failures of the past and is to focus more narrowly on software areas we think they are capable of handling. The result of this exercise has been a long list of stable software that hasn't changed in years and rarely has a problem. This, of course, leaves everyone questioning 'why are we doing this again?'.

  60. Re:Been there...fixed that by djupedal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the risk of pointing out the obvious, you should learn a bit of their concepts and their language....works for me. Japanese, Korean, Mandarin/Cantonese, Indian & Malay.

    It's not easy, so don't get me wrong. And it's not for everyone. But again, to survive, we all need to adapt at one point or another. I enjoy managing Indians/Malasians etc. remote, but some days you dread opening email or answering the phone, when it seems like the people on the other end are just never going to get it. But once they do, and all the hassles are behind you, there is great pleasure (and good pay) in remote projects....an E ticket.

  61. Yeah, but... by stonewolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I live just a few miles from Dell headquarters in Round Rock, Texas (just north of Austin) and know many people who work there. Several people I know have been called back for call center customer support jobs. Considering they have been out of work for 6 months or more they are very pleased to be going back to work.

    *BUT* they have been told these are temporary jobs and will only last until they can get call centers in (IIRC) Tennessee up and running. Seems it is a lot cheaper to live in Tennesee than in the Austin area so they can pay less. These folks are facing the choice of being unemployeed again or moving to Tennessee at a lower hourly rate.

    The race to the bottom for technical salaries has not slowed a bit. Dell just found that there are other factors that affect the total cost.

    Stonewolf

  62. Yeah, Home Corporate by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One thing I've learned from working with Dell for the past few years is that they don't give a flip about their home users... But then again, why should they? They make money off corporate/government contracts, not supporting grannies who don't know where the any key is.

    After having such good experiences with Dell in the Office, we started recommending people buy Dell for their home, too. Oh boy BIG mistake. The hardware is substandard, just about every default installation is munged somehow or another, and the things generally stop working within a year. *NO ONE* I know has gotten a good Dell home PC recently. Meanwhile we noticed a definite decrease in quality of customer support in the past year...

    Me: Here's an article from Adobe that says there's a known issue between this motherboard and Adobe Acrobate 5.5, what's the solution?
    Faceless E-mail Tech: Here's an article on how to troubleshoot Windows 2000 startup problems.
    Me: Argh!

    Ad infinitum.

    On that note, is there any big name manufacturer that still makes/supports good home machines? People always ask me recommendations but I'm out of them, other than "Just buy a Mac".

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  63. Submitter should RTFA by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is only for CORPORATE customers. The article was very clear that other customers would still be stuck with bangalore, and that Dell had no plans to reduce their utilization of Bangalore.

  64. Re:Been there...fixed that by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >> 'face time' can be a Western concept.

    Face time is not a 'western' concept. Since when is human interaction and body language 'western'?

    Since when is grabbing a sheet of copy paper and a pencil to draw a diagram 'western'?

    I don't think that these concepts keep me in a box. As a matter of fact, the teams of people that I'm working with in India and Japan agree that the lack of face time is a serious problem with the offshore model.

    How to reduce the problem? We're spending more time up front making VERY precise functional requirements documents. Now that we're into tech design, this has helped. Now we're looking for precise technical specs. Trying to replace body language and "you know what I'm trying to say right?" with precise english.

    And even though it's hell for my personal life (my wife is a saint), talking to these guys every day at midnight and 7:00AM keeps the communication flowing.

    Personally I hate the offshore model. But I have to learn to work with it, somehow. Either the model will stay, and I'll know how to package work and manage it. Or it will fail horribly(my preference) and I'll still have better management and requirements gathering skills to continue my career.

    wbs.

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  65. Customer time is not free by Jerf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if you somehow magically got somebody in the US that could help you, they'd finish the call in 5 minutes, no prob. if you got India, not only would it take an hour,

    The problem here is Dell neglected to account for the customer's time. It's easy for them to overlook, since they don't think they are paying for it, but in a way, they are. Every minute the customer is on the line, they pay a minute of opportunity cost. Thus, while the customer time is free to Dell, it is not free to the customer, and they perceive themselves are paying for the call, in the form of productive work they could have done that is not being done.

    This is a very common problem, and it is exacerbated by the number of people who don't realize their time is valuable and hold entities like Dell accountable for the time they take to handle their problems. Indirectly, Dell will pay for wasting their customer's time, as they have learned. I hope this lesson propogates around the rest of the business world too.

    (As in everything in life, a balance is required. One should not go through life seeing time solely in terms of money, because there are many things money can not buy. But by the same token, you should not value your time at "zero"; the "productive work" I refer to above may not be monetary, it may refer to time spent with family or something else you find beneficial.)

  66. Quality? by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...companies recognize that the quality offered...

    We're in the PC hardware business. What is this "quality" you speak of?

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  67. awesome by mcb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    last few times i called for my latitude, i couldn't tell if i was talking to a person or a machine with an indian accent. and one guy was incredibly rude to me, declaring that there's no way my case could have broken in that way. how dare he insult an american who created his job!? of course when the technician arrived he told me that the latitude is a piece of shit, and he sees the hinges breaking all the time. well anyway, hurray!!! i like talking to people i can understand on the phone.

  68. Dell rolled the dice with shareholder's money by randall_burns · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The basic problem here:

    Dell didn't properly handle a pilot project to asssess what would happen when they moved operations to India. When the Dell management invested other people's money this way, they should really have understood the risks/benefits involved up-front.


    This is yet another example of quality problems on the part of Dell. I own a Dell-it has been rebuilt-3 times in 3 years(I'm glad I got the warrenty!).


    Major changes in business practices are risky. The software business is one where 200-1 productivity differences in organizations aren't uncommon. It is short-sighted to disassemble the highly productive software organizations-or to cast off highly productive workforces-whereever they might be. The pool of folks with 150+ IQ's in the world just isn't that large and may not be growing despite a world population boom--and the pool of such people inclined to do technical work is another issue. The productivity differences simply swamp any cost of living differences. If we have organizations that are ceasing to be optimally productive-they need to look at their business practices.


    My own guess here, McManagers with McMBA's are a major part of the problem. The Dotcon era attracted a lot of slick operators that understood money well-but didn't understand much else and offshoring is a last desperate attempt on the part of these guys to avoid the chickens inevitably coming home to roost.

  69. Moving Back by TheTomcat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I work for a company that moved back.
    (I'm not speaking on behalf of my employer, though.)

    This happened a few times:
    *ring ring*
    Us: Hello [company] tech support.
    India: Hello, yes? Your application is down.
    Us: REALLY? *checks monitor* Everything seems normal.
    India: Well, it's not responding.
    Us: Hmm.. *typing* No. It's up. What exactly is the problem?
    India: We just can't connect.
    Us: Uh.. try google.
    India: Yeah. Google's down, too.
    Us: *SIGH* Your internet connection is down, AGAIN.
    India: Ok, can you fix it?
    Us: No. It's your problem. Call your ISP (just like last time).

    Sad..

    S

  70. Thank you Apple by Rufosx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, you get what you pay for. I've talked to PC companies on the phone for support before and it is painful.

    I called Apple last Friday about my powerbook (white spots in the screen). I got a nice guy in Austin who had a box on the way to me in 5 minutes. He even made a joke about Walmart.

    Worth a couple of extra bucks every time.

  71. Re:Jesus Shaves .... and other language difficulti by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't imagine any town or city in the U.S. were they wouldn't know what a "bill" is in the context of a meal at a resturaunt

    I can't speak for this particular circumstance, but I think there are a number of factors that can turn an understandable statement like that into something completely incoherent. I have worked with a lot of foreigners and sometimes my brain is going overtime just trying to understand what they are saying, let alone what they mean. It's like in order to understand the speaker, you need to back way off certain speech cues and you end up losing a lot of your ability to process what they mean. When they say something a little off that would make sense coming out of a native speaker's mouth, it still doesn't make sense because you can't pick up on those cues.

    Another related possibility is that when you start talking with a non-Native speaker, your brain loads up an alternate meaning interpretation engine with a reduced set of colloquialisms and meanings. For example, if my brain were in non-Natve speaker mode, I might not expect someone to use a phrase like "give a ring" to indicate calling a person or calling on a person. This is a kind of advanced phrase I might only load up for a native speaker. Instead, I might be inclined to take it literally, at least at first.

  72. using English by Mr.Zuka · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it amusing that in reality there are more people in India that speak English (think former British colony) then there are in the U.S. that do. So do you define English by where it started (England) or the largest number of speakers (India) either one is not the United States. So refer to it like it is. You want people to use an U.S. accent which in itself is also a valid request; but not by saying that they are not speaking English.

  73. Script Monkey is Right by chadjg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I worked in a cube farm for Sykes, which had a contract with e-machines at the time. Clover Kicker is right, the script monkey has procedures and scripts.

    My evaluations were only 30% technical, the rest was procedure and being halfway nice. It truly was a nightmare for me and my customer-victims when I first started out because I was way undertrained and way overworked. Once I did get a clue, the requirement for following a script didn't go away. Nobody ever told me to use my brain, or gave me signifigant power to skip steps, so I never did. Sorry e-whores, I'm loyal to whoever signs my check.

    Occasionally I did get someone who knew what they were doing, and was willing to play the game. I always cut the procedures to the bone for them. The tech-gods who tried to play games and fake that they were following along were made to follow every last trick. I know it is kind of juvenile, but it was protection for me.

    Remember folks, when you (thru the manufacturer of your machine) hire someone for low wages, put them in a cage, and hit them with a stick every 12 minutes, you get incompetent, angry, dung-flinging techno-monkeys. The really smart ones insist on being transfered to a more interesting account or quit. BTW, don't talk to a call center drone after their shift for about an hour. Don't touch them, don't even look at them wrong if you want to live.

    e-machines/Sykes Rant Follows

    They both suck.

    e-machines is possibly the most incompetent company I have been involved with. Some of the early e-machines 200 & 300 models were solid little performers, they hardly ever broke down. It all went to hell after that. We would learn about new models of computers from the customers.

    They ran out of power supplies at the fulfillment center because the only factory that made them was in Bangladesh and it flooded. One third of the country is below sea level, duh! Instead of pulling power supplies out of the machines in the fulfillment center, we had to tell customers to send their whole machines in and that they would be sent a replacement machine. I'm serious.

    One of the supervisors thought it was a good idea to walk up and down the cube aisles complaining about her PMS issues, and how tense she was. An overstressed cube dweller does not need to be hearing these things.

    e-machines finally took the support account away from Sykes and gave it to another company, Stream something, I think. The rub is that they didnt' tell the customers or Sykes. In effect, you had two companies working in parallel whithout communicating and without the customers knowing. That period was one of the few times I tolerated swearing from my customers, I was barely not doing it myself.

    I ain't even gonna start about the wisdom of calling a person with two days of training a "Qwest Internet Support" person.

    I know this is seriously off the original topic, but do you see how this could beat down a person's will? All I had left was the pride that I did my job exactly as specified and lived thru the day. That's a pretty small thing to hold on to, but there it is.

    One of the few times I was proud of my company was when a storm went thru the state of Georgia, wiping out modems by the thousands. The line supervisors came by and told us to just get on with giving out replacements. The script went something like "So, you can't dial out? From Georgia? Hold on I'll get you an RMA." It was one of the few times things made sense and a genuine thrill.

    Just a bit bitter, ain't I?

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  74. True True by lpret · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My mom is a corporate sociologist, and she works with companies that have outsourced to other countries to help communication flow between the often very different cultures. One of the biggest issues she's found with software outsourcing in Asia is that many of those programmers will only do what they're told, without any personal input and doing whatever the outsourcer wanted regardless of the logic of it.

    This can frustrate both ends, as the programmer thinks the stuff sucks, but keeps quiet because that's how it's done in his culture, and the boss is upset because the stuff comes back just like he said it, but it sucks. This can then lead to the outsourcing company being fired and lost productivity, etc.

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    1. Re:True True by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful


      and the boss is upset because the stuff comes back just like he said it, but it sucks.

      If only more bosses would be made to listen to themselves. Of course, instead of realizing that they suck, they instead fire the team.

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    2. Re:True True by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's as much as a problem here in the good 'ol USA. It's called "micromanagement," where the "knowledge workers" we've now been conditioned by management consultants to view as "internal customers" of our cost-centers are so impatient with their own incompetence that their "internal vendors" become so sick of their constant imperiousness that they start producing exactly the quality of dog shit they have specified so that fault lies entirely with the moron who couldn't effectively communicate a functional specification for toilet-paper, with the desired result of that idiot being terminated in the strongest sense of the word.

      Unfortunately, this same culture has produced the budgetary language of "man-months" and "FTEs" with the result that anything below executive management turns into a collection of interchangeable proles, thus until every "internal vendor" is outsourced with the same result, not much will change. Hopefully, the failures of transnational outsourcing will make it a bit more obvious where the lay-offs, outsourcing and salary slashing should really be taking place before the oldspeak is speedwise upsubbed fullwise to doubleplus crimethink by the current blackwhite bellyfeel duckspeak.

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      I sold you and you sold me
      There lie they, and here lie we
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  75. American Express by jellybear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know about Dell, as I've never had to deal with their customer support. Whenever I've called American Express, however, I've found that the many customer support people who had very slight Indian accents were extremely curteous and helpful. On the other hand, I've spoken to some women with Southern accents who were real bitches. I'm just saying you can't generalize.

  76. Re:A Dell customer speaks! by ripler · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I just spent 4 hours on hold with these guys... When I called, I knew the SCSI controller was shot. I have a hard time believing that all the disks in a system would start failing simultaniously.. Sure, it could happen, but... Anyhow, back when the tech support was still in Round Rock I could get past the BS pretty quickly... These guys just kept giving me the same scripted crap.. After 4 hours, they agreed to replace it.

    BTW, did I mention I'm running FreeBSD on this system... Apparently, they've never heard of that in India.. Not that I care.. ...just that the guy had to ask me 50 times...

    tech: What OS are you running?
    me: FreeBSD..
    tech: Windows 2000?
    me: FreeBSD..

    me: UNIX!! Give me a new #$%@!*# motherboard!!

    Grrrr.....

    So, my question... Is the PowerEdge stuff coming back to the US?

  77. Overseas call centers are a BAD IDEA! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I worked for a certain Satellite TV Company that I will not name, they opened a call center in the philippines. I couldn't tell you how many customers that I talked to who hung up on the agents who could barely speak english and called back only to get me and bitch about it.

    "Where in the fuck are you people getting employees who can't speak English?!?!"

    We were not permitted to tell them that one of our call centers was overseas.

    So instead of saving costs, they were incurring costs because instead of having one incoming call to handle, they had two.

    Differences in dialect between different parts of one country are often hard enough to deal with. How can someone who learned english is a 2nd or 3rd language be expected to understand the idioms your customers are going to use and nuances that are a part of their speaking patters?

    LK

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  78. Todays savings finance tomrrows competition by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exactly!

    My friends and associates have had to deal with this a lot. Our biggest prediction is that in the rush to save money companies are cutting their own throats by creating the next wave of competitors. Yes, programmers on the other side of the globe will work cheaper then here - but then THEY get the knowledge and experience in creating those products.

    In 5 years or so, when those programmers have cut their teeth on the project, there will be new Indian/cheap labeor country companies selling their own software - why let the US company get all the profit?? They will start their own company and sell directly to us.

    When it comes to "Intellectual Property" (ugh) it seems idiotic give that property away.

  79. Re:Mixed Feelings by M.+Silver · · Score: 3, Funny

    In this country, even the clearest mildest foreign accent elicits reactions of "he doesn't even speek English."

    My college roommate was from Sri Lanka. At one point, she called relatives in California, collect. Just getting the phone number verified was an extensive process, involving much repeating on her part.

    After the conversation, she asked me if I thought her accent was really that bad. No, I explained, the problem was, she was in Oklahoma, and she was speaking far too *clearly*.

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  80. Reminds me of one of the latest Despair.com poster by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of americans"
    Despair.com

  81. Re:Jesus Shaves .... and other language difficulti by b1t+r0t · · Score: 3, Funny
    First sentence:

    I have lived in the US a little over 30 years now, and am thoroughly Americanised in the usage of English.

    But not in its spelling, apparently.

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  82. Return Only a temporary solution by StopOffshoreOutsourc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dell Australia Tuesday said the U.S. support service would eventually be routed backed to the Indian call center--but in bites that its Bangalore support staff can swallow. It appears that Dell overestimated the capacity of its Indian call center when it made the decision to divert U.S. customers to the new support service. A spokeswoman for the system manufacturer's Australian operation today revealed that for Bangalore it was a case of too many calls, too soon. "A lot of [the customers] were moved in one go and that was where some of the complaints had arisen so what they've looked at doing is moving some back and then moving them off in smaller increments," she said. Dell has eased the burden on it Bangalore operation and appeased its business customers by diverting U.S.-originating enquiries pertaining to its corporate OptiPlex desktop and Latitude laptop computers to a facility believed to be in Texas. How the customers receive the return to an India-based service is yet to be known. While the problems with the center were isolated problem concerning the scale of U.S. Dell executives have been shy about revealing the nature of the complaints maintains. Also, U.S.-based analyst with research firm Technology Business Research, Brooks Gray, said language problems and delays in escalating enquiries to senior technicians was the source of grief for many Dell customers. For now, Dell's U.S. corporate customers are the only group to receive local service. Dell Australia said there were no plans to make similar arrangements for its Australian corporate customers. The company insists that current service levels were "satisfactory" and the problems experienced by U.S. customers were isolated to the segment of the Bangalore operation covering that region. "The U.S. situation is purely based around scale and the quantity of customers being moved over in one go and that's not an issue that we've had in Australia," said the spokeswoman. Dell's Asian and European support lines will remain routed to Bangalore. Dell's decision comes amidst allegations and grumblings that support operations outsourced to India are not performing as hoped. -------------www.StopOffshoreOutsourcing.com

  83. Why don't we become licensed professionals? by Milo77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Other engineers are licensed professionals, why not software engineers? I think as the public continues to experience the adverse affects of crappy software, we actually have a shot at selling ourselves as professionals. This might mean more education or dicipline and it may raise the bar to a level where many of the existing developers can't attain licensing, but so what - they shouldn't be writing code anyway. I think licensing would be a great solution to the continued outsourcing of developers, and yes I'll continue to say so as long as slashdot keeps posting stories about it :)

  84. Off-shore IT projects are hard by ahodgkinson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've been involved in software developement projects that have been outsourced (from Europe) to both Russia and India. The results are mixed, and depend heavily on the experience levels of the actual managers and developers involved. I believe that off-shore projects face the same problems that in-house projects face, but because of cultural and geographical distance many of the problems become more acute.

    Success factors are:

    • Experience in sucessfully completing projects. Companies that fail on in-house projects will also fail on off-shore projects.
    • Experience with the off-shore development method, which requires that you rigorously define requirements and monitor carefully. This applies to both the project management and staff. A long term relationship between both companies is even better.
    • Competent and communicative management at both ends.
    • Occasional visits (in either direction) that help detect all the stuff that falls though the cracks.
    • Both the local and the off-shore company having a stake in the success of the project.
    Obviously, much of the success dependend on experience, which you can only get by having completed off-shore projects. This means there's a relatively high barrier to entry for the company that wants to save money by off-shoring projects and they must accept a slow payback. The low risk strategy is to start with small, low risk projects (which are usually cheaper done in-house!) to build up experience.

    There are a lot of 'hidden costs' associated with off-shore projects, that you won't encounter until it's too late. Most of the problems relate back to two factors:

    • Cultural differences - Even when you take this into account, you'll get burned. Things you take for granted will be evaluated completely differently at an off-shore site. It's not that's anybody is right or wrong, it's just that 'they' have different answers for things that are obvious to 'us'. This means that lot of extra communication will be needed (about stuff you never ever dreamed could be a problem).

    • Geographical separation - Informal contact between management, users, developers, etc. makes up for a lack of rigor when specifying systems. We're all guilty of not being exact and detailled enough when writing specs. Indeed most companies can't afford the rigor (or the testing!) required to produce a functioning system and survive because all the stakeholders are close by and take the time to interact 'outside official channels'. This generally isn't available for off-shore projects, except when the teams have been working together for a number of years.
    The conclusion: there's no silver bullet.

    BTW: When problems happen in off-shore IT projects they lead to failed projects and companies lose money. This also happens in foreign relations it leads to real problems.

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  85. My Dell Support Incident by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a cut-n-paste of an email I got from Dell support this morning. I don't know if the guy is from India but he did have some type of accent on the phone. Anyway, I kind of understood the first paragraph. Anyone want to take a whack at deciphering the second paragraph for me?

    I don not believe that problem is related to heat compliance, you did check all the system and there was no errors on fan. Usually when we run dell diagnostic we are going to see the part that may need to be replaced.

    The enviroment when we move our system form one weather to other that minimize the live on hdd, at this point I can replace the hdd. The Latitud C810 has a lot of ventilation this system has two fan that work when it detect heat on system.

    I going to do a dispatch for you, and going to send in other email.


    Now, my original complaint was that we've already replaced the hard drive a few times and wee ought to look for an underlying cause. That was completely ignored...

    I am planning to purchase a PC for my almost techincally illiterate parents. Anyone have an idea of how bad Gateways service is?

  86. QuarkXpress outsourced to India by cpeterso · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Here is a story someone (not me :-) write about what happened when Quark outsourced the Mac OS X port of QuarkXpress 6.0 to "senior" developers in India:

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    QuarkXpress was indisputably the #1 publishing layout software in the world and almost all its users ran it on the Mac. In fact, this issue of graphics and publishing software on the Mac was probably the primary reason Apple computer even survived.

    The original owner sold the company and the new owners fired the entire development staff and outsourced all development and customer service to India. They claimed that India had far superior developers who worked at a lower price and produced better, more stable, more feature filled software because of their better education and attention to process, a la the Decline and Fall of the American Programmer.

    The project to port Quark to OS X, a simple carbonization exercise that many other programs of similar complexity accomplished with a modest staff over a period of a few months, dragged on and on in India. Eventually, the resulting version 6 was delivered two years late and at a far greater cost tahn any one could have imagined. But many customers had held on during these years and ignored the technically superior, file compatible, and less expensive Adobe InDesign (built in the USA, oddly). Customers had even refused to upgrade their hardware because Quark 4 (most skipped v5) didn't run well on newer machines that could not boot into OS 9. Apple's hardware sales suffered as a result. Apple even provided, free of charge, Apple consultants to India to assist with the port. But finally, very recently, version 6 was released and customers started to upgrade their hardware and move to version 6. During the two years, Quark went from around 90% market share to about 50%, but they still were a major player. Customers had a long history with the company and much invested in understanding the quirky and nonstandard ways that the software worked, and they did not want to give up on that investment.

    Here are customer reviews of version 6:

    http://www.versiontracker.com/dyn/moreinfo/macos x/ 11887

    Read all 261 reviews.

    Among the problems are file incompatibility, draconian licensing, sluggishness, poor feature set, nonstandard UI, instability, and so forth. In addition to this, the program reuires a flakey and unreliable dial up activation scheme as well as a dongle and can only be run on one computer total. If you want to work on your lap top AND your desktop as just about everyone does, you MUST buy 2 licenses at an outlay of two thousand dollars. In addition, customer support is abysmal. for your money you are entitiled to only one customer support issue through email. If you have a second issue, you must pay $15 for each emailed-to-india question. Customers have found that Quack hangs up, refuses to answer, provides nonsensical answers, and requires you to pay multiple times in a single-issue guessing game in which they play stupid in response to your questions in order to bilk you out of additional support money, just like a phone sex operator tries to keep you on hold as long as possible.

    In the last three months, of the 50% of the market who was waiting for Quark 6 to come out, most of them have upgraded their hardware and tested Quark 6. The result is amazing -- almost all customers, within days of acquiring Quark 6, bought InDesign and are in the process of migrating, never to return. Adobe's sales have flown through the roof in the meantime.

    So the market leader has completely gutted their business. No one will be left to buy any version 7. It's the last straw.

    As a side issue, I'll note that in the last few months it has been extremely entertaining to watch questions posted on programming lists from senior engineers with quark.co.in and other .in addresses. The questions are below that of a teh sophistication of a clueless newbie -- these guys know absolutel/y nothi

  87. Dell denies moving Bangalore jobs to US by Viceroy+Nute+Gunray · · Score: 2, Interesting
    http://www.rediff.com/money/2003/nov/25dell1.htm Home > Business > PTI > Report

    Dell denies moving Bangalore jobs to US

    November 25, 200314:32 IST
    Last Updated: November 25, 200314:49 IST

    Dell India on Tuesday dismissed reports that it was shifting its technical support service for its business customers from Bangalore to the United States.

    "No, we are not shifting the work. Dell is committed to India and are growing," a spokesperson for the Bangalore-headquartered Dell India told PTI on Tuesday.

    She said Dell had over 2,000 people working at its customer support centres in Bangalore and Hyderabad.

    The spokesperson declined comment on reported complaints by its business customers in understanding Indian executives because of differing accents.

    Dell, the world's largest PC maker, opened its Bangalore centre in April 2001 and rapidly expanded its workforce to over 3,000 employees.

    A spokesman of the Texas-based company earlier said there were complaints from clients, but declined to discuss their nature.

    However, media reports said these were about differing accents.

    "Corporate customers were telling us they didn't like the level of support they were getting and in the normal course of business, we made some adjustments," the spokesman was quoted by InfoWorld, which specialises in IT news, as saying.

    "What (customers) said was, 'You guys have been changing some things and we don't like it as much'," Steve Felice, vice president, corporate division, Dell, told Mercury News.

  88. sales by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Interesting


    It's interesting that Dell attempted to move it's support center to India, but never attempted to move it's phone sales away from agents in Texas.

    To gauge how the customer really feels about this, try doing that for just a quarter. I guarantee that you'll get a crystal clear picture of the impression that makes.

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  89. Denied by Dell by gadwale · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apparently this has already been denied by Dell:

    http://web.mid-day.com/news/nation/2003/november/6 9623.htm

  90. I Can't Say It Enough... by dnahelix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!

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  91. Re:CArray? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, they did use enums.

    I never liked STL. It's extremely cryptic and not object-oriented, it's a kludge to work around limitations in the language, gaining efficiency at the cost of being confusing. Given my druthers, I'd rather use my own tools, but at least the MFC collection classes are easily understandable.

    Believe me, I threw out some ideas that just got blank stare. Even the simple ideas rocked the boat. When questioned why I used Hungarian notation (a name that my supervisor thought was some kind of joke), no explanation I could give could convince her there was any value to it.

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  92. The US has this problem all by itself by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Several decades ago, American phone companies started centralizing their "information", typically in rural midwestern places where the accent wasn't as deviant (;-) as in the even cheaper South. A real problem ever since then has been the odd pronunciation of many place names, which the phone-company people generally can't guess.

    This is partly because of all the place names taken from abo/native/Indian languages. But not entirely. Thus, here in New England, we have towns like Reading, pronounced as if it were "Redding". I grew up in the Seattle area (which I've heard pronounced "seat"+"ull" by Easterners). One of the fun place names there is Puyallup, (mis)pronounced by the locals as "pyu-Al-up".

    Sometimes this causes serious problems when trying to communicate with the phone-company person. They just can't map your pronunciation to anything in their database, and you can't guess how they expect place names to be mispronounced. My wife is from the Hudson River valley, where there are a lot of place names pronounced in ways that really surprise outsiders. But the locals think that's how they are pronounced, and are really upset when the phone-company person thinks there's no such town.

    There has been a bit of a move away from this centralization on the part of some phone companies. They also have software that can take a semi-phonetic spelling and match it (sometimes). But it's still an ongoing problem.

    Possibly the wierdest example was when I called an Arizona info line and asked for a person in Phoenix ("fee"+"nicks"). The person on the other end couldn't find that town in her listing.

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  93. Dell? by s0l0m0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    I used to work right next to a Dell support team, at Stream Int. in Beaverton, OR (oh my gawd, I think I just violated my NDA ;)

    They really weren't very good technicians. Stream mostly just hired people off of the street, and the biggest qualification needed was knowledge of a couple of dos commands. Level one calls were mostly scripted anyway, and they had managers on thier backs constantly about how long they were on their calls (15 minute average call time, or you are fired.)

    They were paid a shitty wage, about 10.00$ an hour, which is more than some of them deserved.

    That being said, I'm not any more hopeful for the quality of support that will come from the USA than I would be if it came from India.

    It's good to see jobs coming back, though.