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Comcast Wants To Buy Disney For $66 Billion

BenBenBen writes "Comcast have made a surprise $66 billion bid for Disney. The public bid (aimed at swaying shareholders) follows a period of secret negotiation which resulted in Eisner saying no. Comcast has a statement on their website and there is better coverage available here."

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  1. Hostile takeover? by jaf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Curious.. is this what's called a hostile takeover?

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    1. Re:Hostile takeover? by B00yah · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, a hostile takeover is where you buy a controlling percentage of the company's stock, to overthrow their board.

      This is just a business tactic to try and sway the devil that is Eisner..

    2. Re:Hostile takeover? by Pamplemousse · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is what we call agressive negotiations!

    3. Re:Hostile takeover? by eln · · Score: 4, Informative

      To be more precise, it's generally when you offer all of the minority shareholders in a company a premium price for their stock (often in the neighborhood of 40 to 50% above market value) in an attempt to gain controlling interest.

      This is generally only possible with companies where the majority of the stock is held by a large number of minority shareholders. It would not be possible with, say, Microsoft, where Bill Gates still owns over 50% of the stock.

      Usually a hostile takeover is done by so-called corporate raiders, whose plans are to dismantle the company and sell the pieces for more than the entire company would be worth if sold as one piece.

    4. Re:Hostile takeover? by danny256 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bill Gates owns less than 15% of Microsoft stock. But since this is the highest amount (Steve Jobs being #2 with 5%) he is able to keep control of the company. I don't know where you got your information.

    5. Re:Hostile takeover? by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 5, Informative

      Allow me to refine this fine explanation. A majority interest is when a single shareholder or group of shareholders owns more than 50% of all stock, and so can always override the votes of all other shareholders combined. A controlling interest is owning just enough stock to outvote the next largest voting block.

      The buyer (Comcast) would like to buy a controlling interest in Disney, so they can appoint their own board members and chairman. So, if Eisner and his allies own 30% of all Disney stock, Comcast would need to buy just 31% to be able to outvote Eisner and friends every time. That gives Comcast the power to elect a new board of directors, who selects a new chairman of the board to replace Eisner. The new chairman serves Comcast, lest he also be replaced by Comcast.

      I think it's only a "hostile" takeover when the management of the company to be bought opposes the sale. The company shareholders may be quite favorable to the buyout.

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    6. Re:Hostile takeover? by eln · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously very old information.

      Maybe I should have said more than 50% of the stock is in "safe hands"...in the hands of people unlikely to go with a takeover bid.

    7. Re:Hostile takeover? by Captain_Amigo · · Score: 3, Funny

      You obviously never watched the highly educational "Secret of My Success", starring the ever informative Michael J. Fox.

    8. Re:Hostile takeover? by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 4, Informative

      Point of information Mr Speaker.

      Bill Gates does not own more than 50% of the Stock of Microsoft.

      Bill has 1,209,713,228 shares of Microsoft Stock. Microsoft has a total of 10,700,000,000 shares outstanding, worth a total of $289,649,000,000, which is Microsoft's market capitalization. (That's $289.65 Billion.)

      Bill has about 11.3% of the Stock in Microsoft.

      Heck, Bill has NEVER owned more than 50%. He and Paul Allen each had 50% to start with, until they went IPO.

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    9. Re:Hostile takeover? by PunkPig · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So Comcast buys Disney, keeps all of Disney's TV properties (ABC, ESPN, etc), and sells Pure Disney (Mickey, theme parks, etc) to Pixar+Roy Disney.

    10. Re:Hostile takeover? by O · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Steve Jobs owns MSFT? I doubt that. I think you meant Steve Balmer, mate.

      See for yourself.

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    11. Re:Hostile takeover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh shit, I did mean Balmer.

    12. Re:Hostile takeover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You hit the nail on the head. Politicians love to talk about education but it is the last thing any government really wants. An uneducated population is so much easier to control. Stick them in front of American Idol and all of a sudden all of life's problems dissapear. Why do you think it was illegal to teach a slave to read? Perhaps it is because once they realized that they are just as smart (and in most cases probably smarter) than their owner they would want to escape. Beware the day when the average person starts to realize that he is just as smart if not smarter than the politicians.

    13. Re:Hostile takeover? by numark · · Score: 5, Informative

      Technically that money only exists on paper. Typically, what happens is that the acquiring company issues shares of its stock that amount to the value of the deal. In this case, Comcast is issuing Disney shareholders 0.78 shares of Comcast for every 1 share of Disney stock they own (if the deal passes, that is). Since it's highly unlikely 100% will (or even could) be liquidated in the market, there will probably never be $66 billion to be seen.

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    14. Re:Hostile takeover? by AlecC · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because that $66 billion doesn't really exist: it is just the hypothetical price tag on the assets which the buyer is offering the shareholders of the company they want to buy. Much of it is probably new stock of their own which they intend to print to give the shareholders they buy out. If bidder and target are both trading at $10.00, the budder may be offering 13 of their shares for 10 of the originals. You can set a stock market price on these shares, but you couldn't eactually get the money out of the stock market: if you tried selling that many shares the stock price would plummet.

      There is often a cash element in the offer: but that cash is usually borrowed from banks secured against things the buyer owns, and needs to be paid back.

      The stock market only works because the money goes round and round. Someone who makes a killing on the market doesn't take the money out in greenbacks. Either they re-invest it, or they deposit it in a bank, which reinvests it, or they buy things from people who reinvest it.

      the whole financial system is a giant lie which we have all agreed to tell each other. You cannot take more than a certain amount out of it, or the Emperor will be revealed to have not clothes and the whole system will fall.

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    15. Re:Hostile takeover? by lewp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh shit. You totally burned him.

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    16. Re:Hostile takeover? by Bombcar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hell! Get $20 billion more and conquer Iraq!

      But what would Comcast do with Iraq?

    17. Re:Hostile takeover? by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 5, Interesting

      " Heck, Bill has NEVER owned more than 50%. He and Paul Allen each had 50% to start with, until they went IPO. "

      Not true:

      "Bill Gates received 64 percent of Microsoft to Paul Allen's 36 percent, which explains why Gates is the richest man in the world and Allen is only number two or three on the list."

    18. Re:Hostile takeover? by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, Apple owns a substantial chunk of Microsoft!

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    19. Re:Hostile takeover? by mumblestheclown · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yes, that's it. spend all your money inflating bill gates' stock value. that will show him!

      the phrase "laughing all the way to the bank" has some merit here.

    20. Re:Hostile takeover? by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Informative

      that would require over 30K from each of those 4 million people, i don't like MS but i sure as hell wouldn't pay 30K (if i had it) to destroy them, now if we could recruit a few countries that don't like american buisnesses it would be easier, Oil-Rich Middle eastern countries would be a good candidate, destroying MS would require dealing with some shady characters to get that kind of money, plus there is no guarantee that they wouldn't just Keep MS how it is but with the profits going to them

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    21. Re:Hostile takeover? by subk · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think you meant Steve Balmer, mate.

      WTF are you smoking, man??

      GATES, WILLIAM H. III 1,143,499,336 shares

      BALLMER, STEVEN A. 411,120,693 shares

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    22. Re:Hostile takeover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, I think an hostile takeover would be something like this:

      Eisner: Well gentleman, I think that Lion King 3,14 would atract Disney fans AND Math geeks...er, what is this red point in my jacket?(is killed by a sniper)

      (Person with a Mickey Mouse mask enters the room through the window).

      MMM: All right people, this is a takeover, I want Snowwhite here, and I want it now!

    23. Re:Hostile takeover? by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's unsolicited, which is the first step to a hostile takeover. In a corporation the stockholders have a group known as the Board of Directors who represent them legally. This is doen to save time educating all the stockholders from complex issues, and let a few people specialize in the company. The board makes decisions for the stockholders on upper management, offers to buy or sell major assets, stock issuance and repurchase policies, compenstion plans, and other big issues (some charters require a vote of all the shareholders for these items). Sometimes board members offer other skills or advantages, like a financial/management expert on a startup or Cheney at Haliburton (brought goodwill of many oil rich middle eastern countries).
      In the real world the board is ususally quite close to current management, most CEOs are also chairman of the board, and there are usually several former executives on the board. Disney has one of the more management friendly boards (Eisner was able to boot the founder's son off the board). Apple also fits in this boat.
      When a company wants to buy another one, they usually go speak with current managment who is sometimes receptive, and negotiations begin, or isn't and an unsolicited offer is made, or the acquirer seeks more receptive management. A hostile takeover requres the rejection of the unsolicited offer, then a proxy fight. Proxy statements are the documents that are sent in preparation for a board meeting since most votes occur by proxy. This is the way new boards are elected. Incidentally, offers are usually at a large premium to the current price, and are one of the few things that almost always result in insider trading convictions if you get caught.
      Shareholders get to vote, and management offers a slate of directors who do not want to sell and the acquirer offers a slate of directors who does. Usually the potential acquirer has already pruchased 5% of the company (which votes for the merger), that is the limit at which your ownership must be disclosed.
      The reason the fight occurs is that in a takeover the current management is sacked and replaced with a management team from the new company. Oracle is currently trying a hostile takeover of Peoplesoft. Although that one has largely been fought in the DOJ halls rather than in a proxy battle (proxy fights are what HP went through prior to the Compaq acquisition).

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    24. Re:Hostile takeover? by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Steve and Bill have never recieved any options to buy MS shares (at least since Steve has been in upper management). I don't think they get any restricted stock grants. Both have had a policy to reduce their net worth's tie to Microsoft's stock price.

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    25. Re:Hostile takeover? by leerpm · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, this is a hostile bid. See here for more details.

      A hostile action, is one taken when you don't have the agreement of the target company's management. Eisner, disagreed, and Comcast is now attempting to do an end run around him straight to the shareholders. Personally, I hope Comcast succeeds, because Disney is in desperate need of a change in management.

    26. Re:Hostile takeover? by oscast · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ya, but we all know that what you really meant is that Steve jobs 0WNs Microsoft

      In the same respect that one might understood if I said,

      "I 0WNs JOO!"

    27. Re:Hostile takeover? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Funny

      That must suck so bad, being only the second or third richest person on the planet.

      -B

    28. Re:Hostile takeover? by rueba · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why can't you just buy the shares?

      I have never understood this part.

      Why do you have to make a formal request and everything.

      More specifically, why don't they just allow you to buy and buy until you get 51% and can kick the current board out?

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    29. Re:Hostile takeover? by bonch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The true sign of a paranoid individual:

      - They're too afraid to stand by their opinions, so they use the mask of anonymity
      - They refer to what the "government really wants"
      - They think an uneducated population is something desirable, even though it would collapse an economy
      - They reference some TV show like American Idol, which has nothing to do with the government because American Idol is produced by a TV studio that viewers support through ratings

      Stop taking the Bill Hicks CDs so seriously--even he knew he was being facetious most of the time.

    30. Re:Hostile takeover? by diablobynight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh jesus, you think the government wants us to be dumb so they can control us and you beleive there is a big secret club that meets and decides this shit. The government is unorganized, far too unorganized to pull off these conspiracy theories you idiots believe in.

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    31. Re:Hostile takeover? by JGski · · Score: 4, Informative
      > Why can't you just buy the shares?
      > I have never understood this part.

      If you had the cash to actually buy them, sure, but do the math on how much that might be: # shared circulated * current market price. Disney has 2.05B shares issued @ $27.40 = ~$50B, or ~$25B in cash to "simply buy 51%"! If you had that much cash lying around you could just start up a competitor to Disney anyway - none of the legacy issues, just a fresh start! But Comcast isn't buying Disney because they want to be able to make cool movies and go to Disneyland for free - they just want content to support their cable products better so they can charge more so they make more money.

      Just like the average USian consumer, people/companies who do hostile takeovers don't have that much money lying around for big purchases either: they borrow for a big purchase just like we borrow for a car or house. All the famous Corporate Raiders of the 70s and 80s all used borrowed money to do it. Usually they cut a deal with the lender for part of the liquidation profits that resulted. Pretty slimy on the part of NY investment banks, of course, but this is the same crowd that was involved in Enron and 150-odd years of sliminess dating back to the transcontinental railroad investments.

      But say you could get the money, why borrow when you don't have to? Why not just get other people to do what you need: vote for your take-over bid. It costs you nothing beyond the cost to convince them. If you tell them that they'll make more money with a takeover than with following the current status quo ROI from the company, they may "give you" the value of shares by virtue of their vote for you. Shares are just the right of ownership which is mostly the right to vote on the board, directly or by proxy - the board of directors is to corporate ownership what the electoral college and legislature is to citizen ownership of the US government.

      The borrowing part is also why "hostile takeovers" are also often called "leveraged buyouts" (leverage is business-speak for "borrow" because it gives you large advantage with small effort like a lever) as in they borrowed the money to buyout the minority shareholders or to create the impression through "large enough" minority ownership to appear to be a legitimate "black knight" with enough apparent power to do the job. The cost and requirements of the latter depend on the articles of incorporation for the company which includes a section on how strategic decisions are made by company. The term "poison pill" refers to changing these rules where they specifically relate to voting rights on decisions. So companies may "adopt a poison pill" to protect against takeover, or hope for a "white knight" to do a friendly takeover instead.

      Nerd with an MBA

    32. Re:Hostile takeover? by odin53 · · Score: 3, Informative
      A couple of points:

      In a corporation the stockholders have a group known as the Board of Directors who represent them legally. This is doen to save time educating all the stockholders from complex issues, and let a few people specialize in the company. The board makes decisions for the stockholders on upper management, offers to buy or sell major assets, stock issuance and repurchase policies, compenstion plans, and other big issues (some charters require a vote of all the shareholders for these items).

      This isn't an entirely correct characterization of a board of directors. The board represents the corporation, NOT the shareholders; the board has a fiduciary duty to the shareholders. This is an important distinction. The board is not there to educate all the shareholders, nor is it there to make decisions "for" stockholders. The board has the sole responsibility to make decisions about the ordinary business of the company. This is why the board (and its agents) are generally protected by the "business judgment rule" in most jurisdictions -- shareholders really have no say about the regular business of a company. (Incidentally, this is also why most shareholder proposals (that have to do with company business and that are not in the form of recommendations) are excluded from proxy materials.)

      The shareholders have only a few responsibilities, the most important being to decide who is on the board, to consent to amendments to the charter, and to consent to or make decisions as to major corporate changes, including the ones you mention as well as dissolution.

      ... hostile takeover requres the rejection of the unsolicited offer, then a proxy fight.

      Hostile takeovers don't only involve proxy fights; much of the time, hostile takeovers are the result of hostile tender offers, which, if successful, don't require proxy fights. The Oracle takeover attempt of Peoplesoft, for example, started out as a tender offer, but they were (are) unsuccessful (so far). Thus, they're trying to do a proxy fight. This is in addition to the antitrust problems.

      Incidentally, offers are usually at a large premium to the current price, and are one of the few things that almost always result in insider trading convictions if you get caught.

      What do you mean by this?

  2. Not a mickey-mouse bid either! by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I remember when working for a web consultancy quoting for a job, our sales director actually said "We're no mickey-mouse company, we've established ...(blah blah blah)". He never did realise (until told, afterwards) why the atmosphere suddenly froze :-)

    We didn't get the job ...

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    1. Re:Not a mickey-mouse bid either! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's a world of stocks
      It's a world of cash
      It's a world of boom
      it's a world of crash

      Which is why every day
      we must try every way
      to merge our large caps overall.

      Merge our large-caps over-all
      Merge our large-caps over-all
      Merge our large-caps over-all
      Merge our large caps overall.

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  3. Whoa by Animekiksazz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't think Comcast was that big... nor would I think they'd want to buy Disney. Go buy Pixar or something.

    1. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Umm, no Pixar is an indepented animation studio. Until recently they had an agreement to have their films distributed by Disney. See also:

      http://pixar.com/companyinfo/aboutus/index.html

    2. Re:Whoa by eraserewind · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd imagine it's the back catalog, and overall huge money making infrastructure, of which feature animation is only a small part, that is attractive. Disney despite the recent poor performance of the flagship is still a potential gold mine for any buyer,

      Pixar, while undoubtedly more talented at present, has only 6 (?) movies to their name so far, and has a long way to go before they will be in the same league as Disney. Where would Pixar be if they had 6 flops in a row? Disney, after a run like that is still a $66bn company apparently.

      Personally I'd buy both, but I'm a little low on cash right now.

    3. Re:Whoa by CatPieMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      After Jobs was ousted from apple, he bought Pixar (at some point before) the NeXT failure. He never wanted to get kicked out of his baby again, so, Jobs owns more than 50% of Pixar, making it impossible to take over.

      On the other side of things, this definitly explains why my cable bill is so high.

      -CPM

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    4. Re:Whoa by numark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pixar's not going out of business. You may have heard about Pixar and Disney not renewing their contract for more films (there are still 2 that are in post-production stages that are due to be released later this year). However, I'm sure many of the other studios are giddy with the chance of having a contract with Pixar, so I highly doubt they're going out of business anytime soon.

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  4. ATTN Comcast customers by Travoltus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man may not make it to the Moon again any time soon, but if this merger happens, your cable rates will!

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    1. Re:ATTN Comcast customers by mgs1000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Comcast will just blame ESPN again! (And hope you don't remember who owns ESPN)

    2. Re:ATTN Comcast customers by UconnGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I believe it's Cox Cable that's making such a big fuss about ESPN. Look here

    3. Re:ATTN Comcast customers by yroJJory · · Score: 3, Informative

      They're not already through the roof? As soon as Comcast took over ATTBI, our rates went up about 45%.

      Then, all the analysts said, "Comcast may irritate some of their customers into using rival broadband solutions."

      Of course, they failed to take into account that in many areas (such as mine), there are NO rivals. We can't get DSL here because SBC and Covad refuse to bring it out to us. We can't get microwave broadband because we can't see the transmission tower. All we can get is Residential Cable modem for $60/mo or a T1 for $600/mo.

      Oh, and IDSL for $100/mo (144kbps).

      I bet Comcast wouldn't have 5.3 mil broadband subscribers if there _was_ actual competition.

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    4. Re:ATTN Comcast customers by saden1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well if Comcast doesn't care about their customers then why do they give me a nice discount every time I call them and say I'm going to cancel my service? I have done this three times and every time they reduced my rate for cable internet to $30 dollars a month. Every company cares about their customers and if they don't they are bound to tank. I mean, they don't know how much influence a single customer has.

      You seem to think that one person can make a difference. I'm one of those people that think a single person can make a difference.

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    5. Re:ATTN Comcast customers by Xeed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The readson comcast wanted to take Disney over is because with the recent loss of Pixar and the license of all of the muppet characters from Jim Henson, Disney is in a weak place financially, but is really ready to expand with the content and range of their films

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  5. Terminal Entertainment by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anyone get the idea that maybe the Internet will be used for nothing but pushed intertainment like some glorified TV set? Soon, the Internet may be nothing more then a controlled system by Hollywood and the like. I guess I can look forward to my PC being nothing more then a dumb terminal.

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    1. Re:Terminal Entertainment by Bish.dk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Reading your post, I wish that the moderation system had a "+1 Scary".

      I doubt it will happen though. Some terminal systems may come that are nothing but internet-enabled TVs, but I doubt that anyone will manage to move the internet away from the basic protocols, which allow us all to create our own applications, and not just sit around waiting for the corporations to do it for us.

    2. Re:Terminal Entertainment by aheath · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I do not see the Internet becoming purely an entertainment medium. I do see internet technologies and internet infrastructure being increasingly used to supplant traditional methods of distributing entertainment.

      Nicholas Negroponte wrote about the distinction between Bits and Atoms in his 1995 book Being Digital. The traditional content distibutors are struggling with the transition from distributing information as physical objects or "atoms" to distributing information on the Internet or as "bits."

      The entertainment company that figures out how to profit from distributing bits without treating its customers as criminals will be extremely profitable. The proposed merger of Comcast and Disney would create a company that can combine a large library of content usually distributed as atoms with a high speed network that can deliver this content as bits.

      Whenever I read discussions about the control of information on the Internet, I think of I.F. Stone's quote "Freedom of the press is the right to own one." The Internet gives everyone that ability to own their own digital press. No single government will be able to put the Internet genie back inthe bottle. Anyone who can access a host computer that is hosted in a free society can set up their own free press on the Internet.

    3. Re:Terminal Entertainment by bludstone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I always hate posts like this.

      Slashdot and thousands of communities like it still exist today, and there is no sign that they are on the decline. Come to me when they start collapsing.

      Generally, we are clever enough to work around such problems.

      Sure, the Internet can be used like a TV, but I dont see the other services vanishing because of that fact.

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    4. Re:Terminal Entertainment by *weasel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd have mod'd your post a troll, designed simply to elicit a railing anti-corporate sentiment from the rabid /. crowd. But you got a +5 Interesting so I'll play along.

      the Internet may be nothing more then a controlled system by Hollywood and the like

      In short: It can't. Not unless the internet topology itself is radically altered.

      So long as anyone can post a web server and serve content with a broadcast license or an expensive broadcasting 'vetting' system, they will. HTTP was dominated by the old guard of media because you and I can publish and consume via HTTP entirely without them, and apparently we netizens value such communication.

      So unless 'hollywood' buys the entire fiber backbone, all the comsat time, overthrows ICANN, and starts blocking all IP server traffic from publishers it doesn't personally greenlight - nothing can change.

      'Push' as a web technology never took off because no-one likes having to consume content at the schedule of a broadcaster. They tolerate it with TV and radio because there was no alternative. With an interactive alternative, push web technology was DOA.

      So as long as there is an alternative, Push will be unable to achieve hegemony in any medium. Unless of course, several currently illegal steps are taken by old media.

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    5. Re:Terminal Entertainment by Bish.dk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it is interesting to take a look at what happened to the XBOX. It is basically the system you're describing as "x86 or PPC CPUs, hard drives, etc." and it got modded all over the place. People today are using it for viewing copied movies, DVDs from all regions, general media center and a lot of other stuff. Things it was never meant to do!

      I don't see the big corporations taking over as long as this can happen... And "Yay!" to that! :D

    6. Re:Terminal Entertainment by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another good example is Tivo.

      I'm not suggesting that it will be impossible to hack consumer electronics -- But when you have 100 competing models, it will be more difficult to find the Pirate ROMs, etc necessary to do things like you see with the XBox.

      Besides, only a minuscule number of users actually do the things you are talking about.

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  6. Comcast and Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Comcast offers to buy Disney for $66.6 billion dollars. Any one else find something strange about that particular number?

    Anyhow, I hope Comcast cleans up Disney's act. I'm sick of their animators hiding age-inappropriate material in their cartoons.

    1. Re:Comcast and Disney by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Does Comcast really have that kind of cash?

      Only wimps worry about cash! Just look at the mighty Worldcom/MCI and how they built their empire without cash or income. Buy up competitors, strip their support staff to nothing, and use them as collateral for the next aquistion, that's the way you do it!

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    2. Re:Comcast and Disney by m00nun1t · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not about how much cash you have. If Disney is a good investment, then investors/merchant banks will provide the money. If the investors/merchant banks believe under the new management that Disney is capable of making enough profit (or ComCast increase their profit enough) to cover the loan, then they will cough up the money.

      In the 80's it wasn't that unusual for companies to buy out other companies larger than themselves. Probably still happens today.

    3. Re:Comcast and Disney by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those kind of huge deals are always negotiated as dollars per share or some stock swap ratio. That way each shareholder can figure out what it's worth to them. The news agencies multiply it out and report the huge numbers.

      -B

    4. Re:Comcast and Disney by haystor · · Score: 3, Informative

      You really should look at it like a merger.

      In this case the smaller company Comcast is willing to offer shares of Comcast stock in exchange for Disney stock. There will be some exhange rate set. Comcast will just be creating those shares out of thin air. At the end of the exchange the new and old shares will be backed by the combined assets of both the Comcast and Disney properties.

      Comcast can't offer too many shares of Comcast or else they dilute their current shareholder's values too much. Likewise they can't offer too little or the Disney shareholders would end up with less value overall.

      When two companies combine like this, you'll usually see one stock price go up and one go down based upon the perception of which company this is truly a good deal for.

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    5. Re:Comcast and Disney by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

      "So Comcast offers to buy Disney for $66.6 billion dollars. Any one else find something strange about that particular number?"

      Well, they suggested one million dollars first, but got laughed right out the front door.

  7. In a related story by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comcast has placed this bid in spite of the fact that the company's president, Brian Roberts, is 5'4", a good three inches shorter than the "You Must Be This Tall to Aquire" statue outside Disney headquarters.

  8. Com-who? by danielrm26 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Comcast buy Disney? Is this a misprint? I'd have thought it would be the other way around. Disney is...well, Disney.

    This is like Blizzard buying Nabisco; shows you what I know about these companies. But I imagine many others thought the same about their relative sizes...

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    1. Re:Com-who? by eln · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yah, this is almost as crazy as AOL buying Time Warner.

      Seems the quick-profit-by-merger fad in business strategy hasn't quite fallen out of fashion yet.

    2. Re:Com-who? by Nebrie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comcast is larger than Disney. Was much larger until today (Disney's stock shot up while Comcast plummeted)

  9. Question from non-usa by selderrr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    from their website, they seem to be a cable provider, but can one of you natives inform us, foreigners, how big comcast exactly is ?`br~ A Disney takeover by a cable company seems rather over-the-top

    1. Re:Question from non-usa by leifm · · Score: 5, Informative

      They're the largest cable provider here, and I think they are the number 2 ISP, maybe the largest broadband provider, not sure. At any rate I have comcast basic extended cable, and internet access and that runs about $100 a month, so multipy that by a few mil and they're probably doing ok.

      This suprises me though, I expected Microsoft to attempt to by Comcast at some point, but not Comcast to buy Disney...

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    2. Re:Question from non-usa by kalidasa · · Score: 3, Informative

      Comcast has gobbled up most of the cable providers on the East Coast, at least; they are also cable broadband internet providers and a telephone company (though they're not a major player, as Bell Atlantic (NYNEX) is the big fish in that sector in this part of the US).

    3. Re:Question from non-usa by rotciv86 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comcast hs around 5 million broadband internet customers and over 20 million cable television subscribers, last time i checked.

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    4. Re:Question from non-usa by Tassach · · Score: 5, Interesting

      IIRC, Microsoft is already the largest Comcast shareholder, owning approximately 33% of the company last time I checked. BillG owns another substantial chunk of Comcast stock under his own name, too. I remember reading that all the major Microsoft insiders were investing heavily in cable companies.

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    5. Re:Question from non-usa by DeepRedux · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Comcast is bigger than Disney. Comcast's market capitalization is 76.3B, while Disney's is only 49.2B. (These number will move some in reaction to this bid.)

      One reason for the increase in cable bills is the cost of programming, especially for the ESPN sports channels. ESPN is owned by Disney.

      Also, this bid is a reaction to Murdoch's putting together his Fox channels with DirectTV.

    6. Re:Question from non-usa by Hamhock · · Score: 5, Informative

      Comcast is more of just a cable company. They are a media company, closer to the likes of Disney then you might think. They are a majority shareholder in the QVC channel, have a controlling interest in the E! Entertainment channel, own the Golf channel and Outdoor Life networks, own the G4 games channel, and own several sports teams.

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    7. Re:Question from non-usa by cbovasso · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...they also own the Philadelphia Flyers of the NHL and the Philadelphia Sixers of the NBA not to mention the arena they both use.

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    8. Re:Question from non-usa by papasui · · Score: 3, Informative

      Paul Allen owns & started Charter Communications. He may also own shares of Comcast. It's fun when your boss its like the 4th richest person in the world.

    9. Re:Question from non-usa by cbovasso · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually Comcast Spectacor (a division of Comcast) is the owner of the Wachovia Center. Wachovia Bank (FU, CoreStates, et al.) pays for the naming rights to the stadium.

      Comcast Spectacor actually is the true owner of the Sixers, Wings, Flyers, my heart, my soul, etc. etc.

      See below:
      Comcast Spectacor General Info

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    10. Re:Question from non-usa by Roofus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comcast sold it's half of QVC to Liberty Media sometime last year.

      And they own the Philadelphia 76ers (Basketball), and the Philadelphia Flyers (Hockey).

  10. Good Investment? by z0ink · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With the death of their traditional 2d animation studio and Pixas leaving is Disney really an investment anymore? I don't think Disney World is worth 66 billion.

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    1. Re:Good Investment? by leifm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd guess they really want the TV properties Disney holds, as a cable company owning ESPN can't be a bad thing.

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    2. Re:Good Investment? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Informative
      With the death of their traditional 2d animation studio and Pixas leaving is Disney really an investment anymore? I don't think Disney World is worth 66 billion.

      Disney owns the ABC network, several cable channels, the theme parks, two major studios and a huge catalog of material. They also have a global brand and can market their stuff worldwide.

      The point is that Disney is not making anywhere near what those assets should produce. They are in a situation very similar to the pre-Eisner Disney.

      The point of a takeover would be to ditch Eisner. That would be the quickest way of getting the company moving again. he did great for the company when he started. But he has gone flabby. Disney has not been scoring the hits it needs to keep the Empire going.

      Look at the Mickey Mouse brand. My kid does not know who Mickey is. If you don't work the brand it soon looses traction. My kid knows Dora the Explorer and Max and Ruby better than what was once the worlds best known cartoon character.

      The other problem with Disney is that the mawkish sentimentality that worked well through the 50s and 60s is no longer so much in vogue.

      Disney needs a Jim Collins makeover.

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  11. Looks like a strange merger to me by Reinout · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Disney is, of course, well-known. Big company, earning a lot of cash.

    For comcast I (I'm from Europe) had to visit their website. Looks like a run-of-the-mill cable company. Telephone, internet and television over standard cable. They're probably big, but big enough to take on Disney...

    Perhaps their stock price is way up so they can pay for this with stocks only... Stuff likes this just seems so artificial, just like there 's no real money involved. (Which probably is the case...)

    Reinout

    1. Re:Looks like a strange merger to me by Orne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They happen to be a run-of-the-mill cable company with a lock on the WashingtonDC-Philadelphia-Newark-NewYorkCity cooridor, the 4th largest TV viewing market in the USA, and 5th largest radio market. They are their own sports broadcast provider (Comcast Sports) with near-exclusive baseball, basketball & hockey coverage for the region (Normally you will only get a game on broadcast TV if the stadium is sold-out, Comcast gets them all the time).

      As mentioned before, Comcast is approximately 1.5x the size of Disney, and are essentially a pure content distribution company. Disney under their umbrella would give them additional content to distribute... And think of all the movies that Disney has rights to, suddenly it would make the HBOs and Cinemaxes of the world a lot less powerful if Comcast could bring you Disney/Miramax/BuenaVista movies first. And look at what AOL did with TimeWarner, suddenly you had the Merry Melodies (Bugs Bunny et al) characters as part of their advertising campaigns == instant public mascot recognition. You better believe that Comcast would milk the Disney characters for commercials...

      The biggest complaint last year is that ESPN sports content (who have a firm grip on broadcasting college sports nation-wide) was expensive... ESPN is a piece of Disney, so Comcast would own another valuable piece to the sports pie. The college NCAA tournaments in March are a month long advertising spree, and I'm sure Comcast would love to be a middle-man in that system.

      Personally, I hate what Eisner has done to the Disney legacy, so anything to remove him from CEO would be a good thing in my opinion. Unfortunatly, a buy-out like this would only contain a Platinum Parachute (this guy already paid himself enough gold) that would make Eisner richer... something he hasn't deserved for a decade.

  12. deja-vu^WAOL-Time-Warner all over again by shaldannon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ISP buys media giant. ISP tries to merge businesses. ISP fails. ISP discards its name and adopts media giant's name. Stock plummets.

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    1. Re:deja-vu^WAOL-Time-Warner all over again by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The difference here is the cable TV aspect, however. If Comcast buys Disney, which includes ESPN, for example, you can bet that competitors to ESPN (i.e. Fox Sports) will get 2nd class treatment on their systems. If I recall correctly, isn't something like this the case in Philadelphia, where Comcast owns the Flyers, but if you have some other service, you can't get most of their games on TV?

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  13. Someone should check the facts.. by vpscolo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Disney is one of the world's biggest and best known media companies, and is responsible for everything from Mickey Mouse cartoons to blockbuster movies such as Toy Story."

    But Pixar made Toy Story, Disney just published it and Pixar have just dropped Disney. Almost like rats (mice) leaving a sinking ship

    Rus

    1. Re:Someone should check the facts.. by tinrobot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, Disney owns the copyright to Toy Story, the characters and the merchandising rights. They own all of the Pixar films to date. If Disney wants to, they could make Finding Nemo II all by themselves.

      The deal with Pixar was that Disney owns the films and pays for distribution, the two companies split production costs 50/50, but Pixar only gets 35% of the back end.

      No wonder Pixar's shopping elsewhere.

  14. Expansion by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comcast is expanding fast - too fast, perhaps. They bought out the AT&T service here in my area. I'm not sure of all the details of that merger/purchase/whatever, but our service went from expensive to holy crap in no time. Also, they're ridiculous about support and customer service. I don't expect them to improve the state of Disney at all if this thing works out for them. Was going to post: If you want to buy Disney, there's a whole store at the mall selling them.

  15. Roberts' letter to Eisner - full text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I say ---fine! What you are going to see is, competing cable/sat companies avoiding as much any Disney-branded product as possible, lest they subsidize their own competition.

    This merger proposal is all about Roberts' ego.

    Here's the letter:
    **************

    February 11, 2004

    Mr. Michael D. Eisner
    The Walt Disney Company
    500 South Buena Vista Street
    Burbank, California 91521

    Dear Michael:

    I am writing following our conversation earlier this week in which I proposed that we enter into discussions to merge Disney and Comcast to create a premier entertainment and communications company. It is unfortunate that you are not willing to do so. Given this, the only way for us to proceed is to make a public proposal directly to you and your Board.

    We have a wonderful opportunity to create a company that combines distribution and content in a way that is far stronger and more valuable than either Disney or Comcast can be standing alone. To this end, we are proposing a tax-free stock for stock merger in which Comcast would issue 0.78 of a share of its Class A voting common stock for each share of Disney. This represents a premium of over $5 billion for your shareholders, based on yesterday's closing prices. Under our proposal, your shareholders would own approximately 42% of the combined company.

    The combined company would be uniquely positioned to take advantage of an extraordinary collection of assets. Together, we would unite the country's premier cable provider with Disney's leading filmed entertainment, media networks and theme park properties. In addition to serving over 21 million cable subscribers, Comcast is also the country's largest high speed internet service provider with over 5 million subscribers. As you have expressed on several occasions, one of Disney's top priorities involves the aggressive pursuit of technological innovation that enhances how Disney's content is created and delivered. We believe this combination helps accelerate the realization of that goal-whether through existing distribution channels and technologies such as video-on-demand and broadband video streaming or through emerging technologies still in development-to the benefit of all our shareholders, customers and employees.

    We believe that improvements in operating performance, business creation opportunities and other combination benefits will generate enormous value for the shareholders of both companies. Together, as an integrated distribution and content company, we will be best positioned to meet our respective competitive challenges.

    We have a stable and respected management team with a great track record for creating shareholder value. In fact, our shares have consistently outperformed leading stock indices by significant margins, including the S&P 500 by a margin of more than 2 to 1 since Comcast went public in 1972. The Comcast management team greatly appreciates and is highly respectful of the Disney heritage. We know that there are many talented executives at Disney who we envision would also play a key role in managing the combined company. We also would welcome directors from your Board joining our Board. We have analyzed the issues associated with regulatory approval and are confident that all necessary approvals can be obtained in a timely fashion. Given the landscape that has evolved in our industry over the past few years, the creation of integrated content and distribution companies is essential to increasing the level of competition. The FCC's existing program access and program carriage rules ensure that the combined company will continue to make all of its satellite-delivered national and regional cable networks available on a non-exclusive, non-discriminatory basis and that there will be no discrimination against unaffiliated programming services, all consistent with the undertakings made by News Corp. in its recent acquisition of DirecTV. We hope that the Disney Board will pursue the opportunity that this proposed combination presents to your shareholders.

    Very truly yours,

    Brian L. Roberts
    President and Chief Executive Officer

    Cc: Board of Directors,
    The Walt Disney Company

    1. Re:Roberts' letter to Eisner - full text by renelicious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Letter?!?

      You're telling me the head of Comcast doesn't have email?!? Man what kind of an ISP are they?

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  16. ACK! by Saint+Mitchell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't do that to me. My arm went numb and I saw my life flash before my eyes. I haven't had coffee yet people. Talk about an unholy union. Sheesh, I thought AOHell and Time Warner was bad. Throw fox in there and I think you start the Apocalypse.

  17. God forbid by kiwimate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something else for Comcast to make a complete and utter mess. Oh, yay.

    Is there anyone out there who was with another company that got taken over by Comcast that doesn't have a complaint about how terrible they are? Or witness the recent discussion on cable vs satellite TV, and how many anti-Comcast diatribes came out there. Or do you want another view?

    If Comcast takes over Disney, be prepared for Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck unavailability on a frequent basis. Mind you, at least they'll be able to put a spin on all the comments about their Mickey Mouse technical support, so maybe that's the reason they're going for this.

  18. Dammit! by The+I+Shing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dammit, ComCast topped my offer of $75 and a ten-pack of Wrigley's Spearmint Gum.

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  19. The Opportune Moment... by OrthodonticJake · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see that they have carefully timed this whole thing. They clearly waited until all of the quality had left. They pounced right after Disney got rid of that dirty animation studio and waited for the whole Pixar filth to clear. Such a well planned and carefully timed merger cannot fail!

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  20. Duh! Of course the job quote was for Disney by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

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  21. Re:Comcast bigger than AOL? by blenderking · · Score: 2, Informative

    AOL was just a dial-up ISP. Comcast has cable tv, broadband ISP, QVC, sports ownership, etc. They're much more diversified than AOL.

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  22. Sounds like way too much to me by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Given that Disney just lost their main content supplier (Pixar), and are creatively running on empty (Atlantis, Lilo and Stitch, dozens of straight to video cash-in sequels to classics anyone?), this seems like a lot of money for a chain of shops, a few theme parks and a stack of about-to-go-out-of-copyright cartoon characters.

    Pixar have shown a start-up can outdo Disney at animation, Universal and Busch have shown the theme parks are cost effective to build from scratch, and the shops are nothing special.

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    1. Re:Sounds like way too much to me by crawling_chaos · · Score: 3, Informative
      Given that Disney just lost their main content supplier (Pixar)

      They still have the NFL, MLB, and the NBA, plus all those college games and PTI on ESPN (whooo, acronym overload!). Disney is much more than an animated movie house anymore. Also, imagine if Comcast managed to score exclusive on-demand rights to the classic kiddie movies with this deal. That would put the hurt on DirecTV in households with small children.

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    2. Re:Sounds like way too much to me by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Comcast is mostly interested in the stuff they can show on their cable network thinks like ESPN, ABC, Disney and the affiliated channels. They're buying the company now because the value of the studios/themeparks is not adding much to the total value of the comapny. They can try to get the side businesses back on their feet, and cut their costs for channels which makes this a pretty good deal for them.

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  23. Waiting in line at Comcast-land by techmuse · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can imagine that you might go on the Space Mountain ride some time between 8 AM and 4 PM. You must stand in line the entire day, and they will not tell you when you will ride. Riding will now require a converter seat that will make your pants compatible with the unusual seats in their rides. The price of a cartoon will go up 10% per year, and will have worse encoding every year. There will be hundreds of rides to choose from, but most of them will just be place holders for rides that don't really exist.

    1. Re:Waiting in line at Comcast-land by macMaestro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget that if you go on too many rides, they'll kick you out of the park. 'We're sorry. Your ride consumption exceeds our unspecified limits.'

  24. Yea! I'm going to comcast world! by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would Comcast change the Disney name? I would hope not.

  25. RMS - "Mickey Mouse" laws by fastdecade · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw RMS discussing intellectual property, covering Disney's successful lobbying for extending copyright period. He concluded by saying we don't need Mickey Mouse laws.

  26. Comcast + Disney? by Arcturax · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now there is a match made in hell...

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  27. Great for M$ by EmagGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since M$ owns much of if not a majority stake in Comcast, this is a great way for them to get into a position to dominate media distribution like they've always wanted to... Don't forget that M$ led a drive to make "high definition" television 640x480, which is lower resolution than analog tv, just for their own benefit.

    They're salivating over the chance to get their DRM-hooks into a big media company..

    1. Re:Great for M$ by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're thinking of standard definition VCR recording, which is about 200 scan lines. NTSC TV is 525 scan lines... In contrast, SVHS recorders can handle about 400 scan lines..

      Yes, M$ lost in its efforts, but it took a coalition of about, oh, I dunno, about two dozen other companies who are actually IN the television business to do it.

  28. What does Roy Disney think? by ThePretender · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm wondering if he will come out with a blazing attack saying that this is even worse for Disney or if he'll support anything that is anti-Eisner.

    1. Re:What does Roy Disney think? by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Informative

      It looks like Roy has noticed, but hasn't responded. As of 12:32 EDT, Feb. 11, 2004, there is a link from Roy's site to news articles on the subject, but no commentary.

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  29. Re:That blows my own cover now... by iamsure · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The truly sad part is that Microsoft could buy Disney at the same price, and only have to use $10B in stock. They have roughly $50B in cash available.

    In other words, if the price was lower, Microsoft could buy Disney without changing ANYTHING in their business. Zero impact, other than availabl cash.

    Thats absolute insanity.

  30. Conflict of Interest? by Silwenae · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd be suprised if the FCC / SEC let this go through. There seem to be too many conflicts of interest in a cable company owning a content creator.

    As far as I understand, cable providers pay (and pass on those costs to customers) for channels like ESPN (which just raised how much they charge cable companies because of ESPN-HD, and had some fights with other cable companies about those rates) and having one company who creates TV shows (for ABC and others) and movies (Disney & Touchstone).

    Wouldn't Comcast be able to give themselves exclusive content, whether it's a ESPN channel, first run of pay per view movies created by Disney et al, or save on syndication rights on Comcast / Disney run stations? How many times have we seen actors sue over syndication rights when a company like Fox only syndicates to FX? (Or ABC to ABC Family, etc).

    And I have a hard time believing that Comcast would pass on those savings (creation & distribution) to their cable customers.

  31. Not quite... by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "this seems like a lot of money for a chain of shops, a few theme parks and a stack of about-to-go-out-of-copyright cartoon characters."

    Don't forget ABC and ESPN. Those are probably of more interest to Comcast than cartoons and theme parks.

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  32. When Comcast runs Disneyland: by mr_resident · · Score: 5, Funny

    When Comcast runs Disneyland:

    The park will vanish mysteriously for hours at a time then reappear with no explanation or refunds.

    You'll be forced to ride really crappy rides if you want to ride the more popular ones.

    No Linux users will be served food or drink or be allowed to use restroom facilities.

    The fun will be capped at an undisclosed level.

  33. Comcast to be a majority shareholder.. by asdf+101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. in the merged entity if this deal is / was to go through.

    According to the letter on the Comcast website, Comcast would hold a 58% stake versus 42% for Disney shareholders.

    hmm..

  34. tech support by musikit · · Score: 5, Funny

    to get tech support from Mickey Mouse press 1
    to get tech support from Donald Duck press 2
    to get tech support from Goofy press 3

    *2*

    Donald: *nonsensical rambling*
    Me: umm yeah i'm not getting any internet access
    Donald: *nonsensical rambling*
    Me: reboot the router?
    Donald: *nonsensical rambling*
    Me: cool. that worked thanks!

    1. Re:tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And this is different from normal tech support how?

    2. Re:tech support by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, nothing will change, and comcast will still provide the same level of customer support...

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  35. Re:AOL/TimeWarner Redux? by rm007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Despite the differences between AOL and Comcast cited by other posters in this thread, the basic similarity remains: linking distribution of content with content production. Given the history of the AOL Time-Warner mega-merger, I'd say that your question is quite appropriate. In economics, the theory of the firm (developed by Robert Coase) suggests that functions are taken into the firm to reduce the transaction costs associated with buying in products/services. Transaction costs are those costs over and above the the price of the good/service that a firm incurs when going to the market. These include search and information costs, bargaining costs, oversight costs etc. Evidently Comcast think that they can save money for themselves by owning a major content producer. Whether or not this is true is open for debate -thanks to deregulation and technology (among other things) transaction costs have fallen tremendously in the past decade. This is why so many companies outsource functions (ranging from cleaning and security to logistics, hr and coding) these days. They must have crunched the numbers, but you have to wonder.

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  36. cable rates and monopolies. by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Insightful
    is there any better proof that comcast seriously overcharges consumers for services than this type of expenditure?

    they argue about regulation of the cable industry when they cry about razor thin profits.. then they BUY DISNEY?

    cable companies are as weird a governmental supplied monopoly as baseball.. they have far to much a stranglehold over their individual market, and not enough oversight...

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  37. If they don't get Disney... by pulse2600 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I know of another theme park that should go for a decent price... Neverland Valley - Michael Jackson's Kingdom of Dreams and Magic

  38. I smell M$ dung in the pile somewhere by sammaffei · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try this one for size...

    Microsoft signs DRM agreement with Disney for content distribution. There have been grumblings that some Disney board members would like to see Steve Jobs as CEO (instead of Eisner). Microsoft would hate to deal with Jobs or doesn't want Disney to switch to an Apple based DRM solution. Microsoft has been a long time investor in Comcast. M$ leans on Comcast to buy Disney and cut Jobs out of the picture.

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  39. How appropriate... by mbstone · · Score: 4, Funny

    that this article appears next to an article about Harlan Ellison, who originally reminded us, you don't fuck with the Mouse.

  40. Re:Ameicana by sammaffei · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Face it Disney hasn't been "Disney" for close to 20 years. So, it really doesn't matter...

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  41. Show Biz by sammyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Takes nerve and madness, cable companies want something stable. At some point the execs can't take the volitility of the Showbiz life and either divest or quash the creativity to a degree that the former productions are just a memory.

    Exec moans, "Why don't people like our great new movie 'Finding Nemos Second Cousin Twice Removed 3D'? It had the most expensive graphics ever produced, I just don't understand these people".

  42. The Union of the Two Towers... by Dave21212 · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Think about this deal the next time your pay your cable bill, especially if they are a cable monopoly in your area as they are here in Baltimore...
    Now I know where all those extra charges are going !

    Oh, and then think about getting a dish.

    Anyone here feel that Disney+Comcast would be a Good Thing ?

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    1. Re:The Union of the Two Towers... by applemasker · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Unfortunately, not so unusual. In the NY/NJ area, Cablevision is the biggest cable tv game in town and they regularly screw over their subscribers by positioning Cablevision-owned properties on the lineups at the expense of competitors. For example, we get Independent Film Channel (IFC) which is owned by Cablevision, but not Sundance (similar programming, owned by Turner.) MSG Sports Network (Cablevision) is on basic, while YES and Fox Sports are quasi-premium (you need "Basic Plus" or can pay a la carte).

      In 2001 when the Yankees did not renew with MSG but instead formed the YES Network, Cablevision refused to carry YES for that entire season because YES wanted to be on "basic" tier (like MSG, Fox Sports, etc.) while Cablevision wanted to charge it as a Premium Channel, like HBO.

      Subscribers were the ones who got screwed for that year, while Cablevision just continually hikes their rates, and provides mediocre cable service. Their digial rollout was a complete disaster, too.

      The Dolan Family who owns Cablevision also owns the Knicks and Rangers -- both of which have the higest payrolls but are among the worst teams. Thank heavens the Dolans never were able to buy into the Yankees a few years ago like they tried.

      Can someone please explain if I can buy telehpone service, natural gas, or electricity from 15 differnet suppliers, why should cable tv be any different?

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  43. A partial listing of what Comcast would own by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    Comcast Cable TV
    Comcast Internet
    Disney Studios
    Disney Animation (including The Mouse et al.)
    Touchstone Pictures
    Miramax
    Buena Vista Studios
    Buena Vista Theaters
    Buena Vista Music
    Disneyland/world/resorts/etc
    ESPN
    Disney Stores
    Lifetime
    A&E
    E!
    ABC
    Radio Disney
    Hyperion Books
    SOAPnet
    History Channel
    Go.com
    Movies.com

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    1. Re:A partial listing of what Comcast would own by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Informative
      No particular order, just the order in which I found them going through a Disney corporate report.

      CBS is part of the Viacom conglomerate (also Blockbuster, Paramount, MTV, VH1, Showtime, Movie Channel, UPN, Spike, Nickelodeon, BET, Famous Players/United Cinema theaters, Infinity radio/billboard advertising, Simon & Schuster)

      NBC is owned by GE (RCA, CNBC, Bravo, Telemundo, a stake in Pax TV, Universal Pictures & Television*, USA Network*, Sci-Fi channel*, Trio*, GE consumer appliances, a whole portfolio of business-to-business divisions, and probably a small country or two)

      Fox is part of News Corporation (20th Century Fox, TV Guide, NY Post, FX, Natl Geographic channel, DirecTV, BSkyB, News of the World, The Sun, The Times, Harper Collins, Zondervan, LA Dodgers)

      WB is owned by TimeWarner (AOL, Time Warner Cable, Warner Books, Time Magazine, Sports Illustrated, People, Fortune, DC Comics, HBO, Cinemax, New Line Cinema, Turner Broadcasting [TNT, TBS, Cartoon Network, CNN], Warner Music Group, etc.)

      PBS is owned by its member stations.

      *When the Vivendi Universal merger is finished

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  44. One-word reply by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot and thousands of communities like it still exist today, and there is no sign that they are on the decline. Come to me when they start collapsing.

    How?

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  45. So will this reduce my cable rates? by British · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've got Comcast. From what I understand, ESPN is strong-arming cable companies to include other channels(whether you want em or not) in cable packages, otherwise they terminate contracts. Hence, no "a la carte" package systems for cable subscribers.

    If Comcast buys out Disney, hence, ESPN, would I see a reduction in rates since they own them?

  46. Re:That blows my own cover now... by devilsadvoc8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is that sad? Why is this "absolute insanity" Are you just railing against Microsoft? They aren't involved here? Also, why mod to Interesting??????

    As for "In other words, if the price was lower, Microsoft could buy Disney without change ANYTHING in their business" - where does that come from. Having available cash like that does impact their business. It allows them to quickly move when an opportunity presents itself without worrying about financing. That is a huge business advantage versus every other company out there.

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  47. What are you going to do next? by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You've just won the Superbowl! What are you going to do next?

    "We're going to COMCASTLand!

    Seriously, I've worked for the Walt Disney Company through thick and thin. I stuck with them when they flushed millions of $$$ down their dot-com debacle (and made me work with usavory characters like Patrick Naughton. I've been laid off (on my 40th birthay) and hired back. They've tried to replace me with people half my age (and wanted me to train them!).

    But I've stuck with them because I believed in the "concept" of the Walt Disney Conpany, even if I didn't have complete faith in the current administration. I just liked Disney.

    I hope Comcast knows what they're doing!

  48. Re:Tax-Free by AllenChristopher · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sure would be interesting if 5% of the value of each company just went *poof* to the government anytime they wanted to join up....

    And how would the government collect that? 5% of the stock? No good... it wouldn't be many decades before the government would own all the businesses... and conversely, the government's actions would be dictated largely by the value of its holdings...

    I'm unhappy enough that Disney can lobby so well. I don't want the President of the U.S. saying to himself "If we don't pass this anti-piracy bill, the government's stock will go down, and the government will not be able to fund healthcare."

    To avoid that merger, I say let the corporations fuck like bunnies.

  49. Wow ... M$ is all over Disney by Chiron+Taltos · · Score: 2, Informative
    In case people have forgotten ... Microsoft has a stake in Comcast.

    So Disney has announced a DRM-licensing deal with Microsoft, and now M$-Comcast has made a public offer for Disney.

    Hmm ...

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  50. So let me get this straight by uberdood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They have made enough profit to be able to bid $66B on Disney. Gee, anyone else think maybe, just maybe, they could lower the monthly charges and still make a profit?

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  51. ComCast Goes Goofy by etLux · · Score: 2, Funny

    If ComCast manages Disney like they do my cable service, a ticket to DisneyLand will cost $4,000.

  52. The REAL text of the offer... by Xeth · · Score: 2, Funny

    "All your mouse are belong to us"

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  53. Apple should take over Iraq by duck_prime · · Score: 2, Funny
    But what would Comcast do with Iraq?
    Comcast would offer them customer service only marginally better than the last administration. What the Iraqis really need is for Apple to take over.

    iRaq anyone?