Reading Slashdot From Strange Locations
aarrieta writes "I was thinking about the location of Slashdotters around the world. Many of us read /. from our houses/offices/schools. But I guess there are people reading Slashdot from non-traditional places/sites (an oil platform in the middle of the sea, Antarctica, the ISS, etc?) But what's the strangest place you've ever read Slashdot from, or the most remote place you're currently reading it from?"
But we only get Slashdot part of the day because of the satellite.
.. in bed with my wife.
But it'll never happen again honey, I promise!
Responsibility is the punishment for compentenc
a girlfriend's apartment. Probably somewhere most Slashdotters have never posted from...
the shitter with a wifi connection
ive read /. from an ipaq while sitting on the can.
...and no, I'm not an employee.
Ahh...my office away from my office. The toilet. The only place where one can truely be left alone with Slashdot.
Christmas day. A dollar for five minutes. Only used three minutes. Was in Chicago visiting my brother for the "Adopt-a-Sailor" program. He was in basic training at the time.
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I read slashdot at an internet terminal at the foot of the Himalayas.
But what's the strangest place you've ever read Slashdot..
In the butt?
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
No wonder most of the stories on /. are crap today!
[n8.r0n] http://petesweb.spymac.net/
I have browsed /. more than once while tethered to the top of a 100' broadband tower.
My new title at the office is "Vice-President of Everything Else"
Holy CRAP (no pun intended) a lot of people read slashdot from the crapper. Does anyone care to comment on the psychology of this phenomenon? I can't - I'm part of the case study.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - Patton
I'm in the stall next to you. I'd appreciate a courtesy flush.
-prator
I've actually read it from 700m below the earth, in a salt/potash mine in Germany.
...in the back of a Volkswagen?
This guy does it from a hole in the ground he dug (an epic adventure; a hole, in the ground, in a galaxy, far, far, away...).
The Hole
"All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
in the highlands :) on a 28k modem in a small house(hut) that belonged to one of my friends dad. there was only one power socket so we had to unplug the fridge to charge the laptop :)
All spelling mistakes are due to solar flares...honest
I've gotten in the habit of wanting something to read when I do number 2.
One day I coudn't find anything interesting within reach and had already memorized not only the ingridients to my shampoo and conditioner, but the location of their corporate headquarter too. I pulled out a 25ft CAT 5 cable, one end into the switch, and the other end into my thinkpad X22 3Lb laptop.
It was a good poop, and I learned alot that day.
Nick
My cell phone provider (Fido.ca) gives me 150 free email messages a month which I can send out from my basic SMS enabled phone. I format an SMS just right and it'll turn into an email. I send this email to my an aliased email address on my home machine which pipes it into a perl script. I can request weather information, system uptime, etc. And yes, I can download the slashdot XML news page and parse it up, tokenize it into emails 160charactors long and EMAIL it back to my cell phone.
"new SMS to 003436". "CMD S" for slashdot news command. 10 seconds later I get 2-4 SMS messages giving me the slashdot headlines. I've done this from a cottage, a highway coach, toilets in dingy bathrooms.
I just returned from a trip to Norway and Svalbard.
Just for fun, I pulled up Slashdot on my Treo 600.
Surprisingly, both Telenor and Norway NetCom had very good GSM/GPRS coverage in and around Longyearbyen (the main city on Svalbard, pop. ~1500). I think this is probably the northernmost GSM service area in the world, at 78 degrees north.
-j
So naturally I read it in a cave and under bridges.
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Go canucks, habs, and sens!
I've read slashdot from a location only accessable via float plane running on a generator over a starband connection. Sitting in a tent sending e-mail and reading slashdot while swatting mosquitos definitaly ranks up there.
I read slashdot before starting a shift at the Canada France Hawaii Telescope on the 14, 000' summit of Mauna Kea, on the Big Island of Hawaii.
... and got rejected, I'd be very upset right now.
Drill baby drill - on Mars
Some places I'd like to see on the list:
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- The Playboy Mansion
- The Oval Office
- Stonehenge
- Atlantis
And of course this place: http://community.webshots.com/album/70233469ukYjL
Is this like a geek version of the weird places you've had sex?
jack's bicycle is music to my ears
"On the toilet" : 1,624,115
"In Soviet Russia" : 890,560
"While commuting" : 5,109
"While stuffing face with food" : 4,483
"While watching pr0n" : 1,294
"While having sex (solo)" : 1,154
"Inside Michael Moore's colon" : 27
"Inside George Bush's head" : 25
"Hiding in the rafters at the Democratic convention... my God, the gas! The gas and hot air and bullshit are suffocating me! : 1
"While having sex (with partner)" : 0
--- Ban humanity.
..piss drunk, traveling 90MPH+ (friend was driving) using a Sprint PCS connection with my iBook, ranting about how "fucking amazing" technology was.
booze + wireless = endless ranting about "amazing" stuff.
August 2001, the middle of the desert in Nevada, while setting up my Burning Man art project. I was furious at myself for making a last-minute untested change to the firmware that killed the visuals, and now I had to reprogram 27 EEPROMs hanging 10 feet in the air by climbing a ladder and plugging a ribbon cable into each one and holding my laptop perfectly steady for 90 seconds while the flash programmer ran. It was a miserable way to spend an hour, and I was convinced I'd wasted five months of effort.
About halfway through I remembered that 802.11b was blanketing the area and wondered whether I had a signal. Although it was over a thousand feet from the camp areas, the conditions were perfect. So I checked e-mail and Slashdot; odd how a geek finds comfort when he's far from home.
nothing better than Beer, Tech and T****es. Why here u ask? If a girl that you don't want a dance from comes up to you, what better way to turn her around than look liek a nerd.
I stowed away on Cassini and am posting from inside a crate of pudding. Not sure why they packed that...
You can find out exactly where I am here.
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Can't tell where it was, but the speed was 150 mph ;-).
Regards, Martin
Jelsa, Hvar, Croatia. :)
Tourists: don't bother coming here, it's really, really awful here! Baaaaaaad!
Simpy
Lhasa, Tibet in a cyber cafe across from the Banak Shol. Such a deal -- only 2 juan (~20 cents) an hour, including the free email proofreading by big brother.
while waiting for a combine to fill some wagons with corn. It was fsck'n cold, too. The LCD of my smart phone was sluggish, but, hey, this is /., so I didn't notice.
of course, I checked it last week while sitting on the same tractor while waiting for a wagon of hay, too. It was hot, but the phone was still slow.
Fascinating articles, that way too, although the print is hard to make out. Something about Microsoft being sued by SCO, I think...
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
For those who don't get the reference, and why it's funny... There used to be a TV game show in the US called "The Newlywed Game." It featured recently married couples and the idea was to see how well they really knew each other. The host would ask the men a question, and in order to get points, the women would have to guess how their husband answered. (And vice versa, women would get a question and the husbands would try to predict their wives' answers.)
Some of the questions were tame, e.g. "Ladies, what is your favorite type of seafood?" If a guy's wife answered "Shrimp" but he had predicted "Flounder" they didn't get a point. You get the idea.
Well, on one episode, the question for the ladies was: "What's the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?" (This was back in the '70s, you couldn't say "made love" or "had sex" on TV, so they would say "whoopee.") They were going for answers like "the kitchen table," or "the movie theater."
They got to one woman and she answers, "In the butt."
Hilarity ensued.
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I was in Russia on vacation this year, and read slashdot whilst in Irkusk (city in Siberia near Lake Baikal).
Kathmandu, Nepal at an internet cafe. I wouldn't consider it terribly strange or remote though.
in Dutch Harbor, a southernmost island on the alaskan aleutian chain (unalaska) on a rather slow dial-up.
"Teachers leave us kids alone
This was a year or two back when I had an old Palm IIIc and a Nokia 8290...
:p
I was in the Bahamas and they didn't have any internet access... I could use my cell phone though I had to dial a special extension to reach into the USA... I rigged the IR port on my IIIc to use the IR port on my phone as a modem and dial out.... I checked my email, took a peek at Slashdot (or what I could see from it) and logged off...
2 weeks later, a bill for $78.00 for overseas calls and internet usage... It was worth it for the koolness factor
Business \Busi"ness\, n.;
A scam in which all people involved perceive as beneficial...
..Belgium! Get this! Belgium!
I've done work as an underground network administrator for an energy company that has a huge fiber optic network underground. There was about 1200 feet of earth above me, and about 6 miles between me and the elevator out...
Most strange place must have been backstage during a production of Chekov's "Uncle Vanya." Oddly enough the play is set in Soviet Russia, so I got a chuckle out of all the jokes on Slashdot that night.
I was getting Verizon 1xRTT signal in my cabin, of course I was going to get on the net with my laptop!
you insensitive clod!!!
I was the tech manager at the SF location. It got kind of surreal sometimes, as the muffled din that the place would put out often sounded like scores of women being axe-murdered. [That and the naked girls/women running around everywhere.] ... why did I quit that job again?
Um
Apparently my comment went over your head...
LegendMUD
I read /. from tent in a certain small country north of Afghanistan (one of the former Russian properties collectivly known as "The Stans"), last year. I also read it in Diego Garcia.
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
...but at least you got good signal.
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I've surfed /. at the Pentagon,from Korea,and in the desert(twice). But it's cool,because I'm a sysad and have to keep up on IT stuff.
"Yes Sir,this is official business. I'm getting info on a new virus we might get hit with. Natlie Portman's hot grits? Er,that's the name of the virus. Yeah,that's the ticket."
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at a remote village in india... connected thru my laptop and cellphone.. i even made a post that got a +5 Interesting :).
And btw... During daytime in india u hardly get 2-3 articles posted in abt 8-10 hrs time.. that is very bad.. all interesting stuff on /. happens only at nights here.. wud the editors do something about it pleaseeeeeeeeee !
fifteen jugglers, five believers
I glanced at the front page just to check the connection speed at Djuma, which is in Sabi Sands, which is in South Africa. I stopped by to use the PC in the evening to dash off a quick email home and would tend to bring up CNN, Yahoo Mail, and Slashdot in that order.
Monkeys would hang out just a few feet away, outside the hut, watching me. Kind of wild.
(And here's a link for the game lodge, which was a gorgeous place.)
... dialed into my ISP with Qmodem 4.5, over the 2400-baud internal modem, using lynx.
or you could just get a phone with a browser(if the phones own sucks use some j2me one).
last summer i was quite a lot away from home and wrote tens of comments from the 3650 of mine on slashdot(and so, commenting on slashdot while fishing, listening to grandparents endless ramblings & etc).
from a skiing elevator too..
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
With a laptop perched on a tower at 250ft above the top of a mountain while aligning some 802.11b antennas. Beautiful view. Nasty winds.
I'm a daily Slashdot user/reader and am located on Kwajalein Atoll. We're on the equator just west of the international dateline and thousands of miles from anything. Kwajalein Atoll is the site of a large radar installation run by the US Army. All the ICBM tests launced out of Vandenber, CA, are targeted to land here and we track the (unarmed) warheads all the way to splashdown, just off our islands. We also track and maintain a catalog of all the stuff circling overhead in orbit, from space junk to space stations. It's pretty cool work, but VERY remote. We're thankful for our 56K satellite link to the internet. Sure would be nice to have broadband.
Between the fountains and the Pompidou center is a great wifi spot. I posted using my Zaurus regularly while I was in Paris for four months.
I even met the guy who's point it is. He's on the third floor to the right of the police station. I asked him if it bothered him that I was on his wifi and he said, "Pas de tout" ("Not at all").
PS - Go easy on him, turn off images while browsing.
I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.
On an Ericsson P900 from the top of the main peak at a Swedish ski resort?
The weather was good and the sun was out. We stopped for a smoke in the slopes, and I figured why not try it out. Worked ok, except for the slooow GPRS though.
Unfortunately, this has led me to read Slashdot while driving.
DAMN YOU, WIRELESS CONNECTIVITY!
Not that anyone has to believe me, but I'm in one of Saddam's old palaces here in Baghdad. :)
Fun fun fun!
ya... its lame, I read /. a few times while at the Atlantis hotel in the Bahamas on my honeymoon.... 2 weeks ago
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Bah... I read it in the crapper all the time. Now if you meant you were actually IN the toilet, I stand corrected.
LilMikey.com... I'll stop doing it when you sto
"Please tell us the biggest lie you can think of."
Sorry but I think Sammy Hagar sucks...
Luckily my box seats were free and I had my Blackberry with me.
Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
I was fixing a V-sat connection from Universite Du Rwanda in Butare, Rwanda and slashdotting.
I'm posting this from that mythical place we have all heard of. Outside.
I don't know how much longer my body can take the bombardment of these intense rays of heat and light. Man was not designed to undergo such a harsh and cruel environment. The people around me walk with no regard for their fate. Not knowing that little by little this intense heat is killing them just as it is me.
It is for the better of those in my local D&D group that I am undergoing this experiment. I know, one day, that my dice will be saved in remembrance of this great and perilous journey.
What strange species is this? It has long hair and smells nice. And it's skin even has color.
I# los#ng signa########## [end of line]
The snopes.com article discusses various issues concerning the whole case.
News for turds. Stuff that splatters.
Right now in the hosp OR while I'm waiting for the pt to wake up
..........FULL STOP.
Actually they have, but you'll need to be able to access the site fully (read: from a PC) to change it.
-Go to preferences
-Go 'homepage'
-Tick the 'Light HTML' box
-Profit!
(-(friend^2))^(1/2)
Incoming mod-bombing for having a different viewpoint, 2 o'clock! Heads up!
To anyone who might be reading this: I am stuck inside my toaster, please send help.
void*x=(*((void*(*)())&(x=(void*)0xfdeb58)))();
News while taking a shit has got to be as old as newspapers. The advent of cheap, daily newspapers definitely popularized it.
Slashdot is a news service.
That's pretty much all there is to it.
After I have received the wisdom of good teaching, I will untiringly teach all people. - The Teachings of Buddha
Try:
http://slashdot.org/palm/
The strangest place I read slashdot from is the John. But the weird thing is not really that I do-- I bet a lot of you do, it's that I'm too cheap to buy a wifi router, so I haul the 20 feet centrally located ethernet cable and my wife's laptop in for some "light"* bathroom reading.
Sure, I could read it on my Treo 600, but that would be cheating. And slow.
*light=not so light. The Dell Inspiron 1100 w/ 15" screen is like 10 lbs.
Especially if her port is in promiscuous mode, you never know what worms may have gotten through. Pay close attention and see if any Trojans which may use that port.
Top that.
"I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
Hey, im from Bolivia, southamerica, just wanted to say that I read ./ everyday and every time I can at work...
great community !!
They are:
/.
1. In a stand while hunting deer - I purposely placed a deer stand where it could get a CDMA cell connection to surf on my Treo 300 and hunt at the same time. Pr0n and firearms, no place but Texas!
2. MDRS, the only thing strange about there was that none of my other crewmates had ever heard of
"I'm just here to regulate funkyness." - James Gandolfini, as Winston in The Mexican
Subject pretty much says it all. That was also the time I ssh'd to work to check out a bug that I'd gotten emailed, for a telecommute distance of a little over eight thousand miles. Dealing with that much latency required an almost Zen level of patience, which I guess was kind of appropriate given where I was.
News for Geeks in Austin, TX
My laptop is with me everywhere, never leave home without it. So when they are blabbering about in church I have my computer stitting on the Organ Console or the bench next to me and read during mass. You know how long winded priests are so I can get a good bit of reading in between Hymns.
I always read /. from Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus; which politically does not exist. My country is only recognised by Turkey(which formed this country herself by invading 1/3 of Cyprus Republic soil)
I often check /. prior to performing a colonoscopy on a patient.
:)
Yes, I am a physician.
-A
...nerd that ever haunted these nerdy halls!
I've been to my share of strip clubs across the United States, and with the regrettable exception of a club in Akron, Ohio, I have never been tempted to access anything but my bank account at a strip club.
Unless you are a female stripper who worked there, in which case...what are you doing this weekend?
I'm sorry, but your opinion seems to be wrong.
My favorite was being stuck in a burning commercial warehouse. We were positioned with a two-and-a-half to protect a rather large fire-load (huge pile of pallets and several tons of lumber), while the fire rocked on the opposite side of the structure. We had a trench cut in the roof about 40 meters farther in, with the wood behind us. Our job was to wait, and make sure the fire didn't cross that trench cut... and also tell the attack crew to run like hell if it got behind them.
:)
So, we drag our line to where we need to be, mostly blind. We've got a thermal imager with us, so we can see what's going on, but most of the time is spent staring at... nothing, just smoke wafting in our faces, along with faint glow from the imager display.
After about 10 minutes of this I'm bored out of my skull, and I realized I'd stuffed my IPaq in my shirt pocket before putting on my gear. The ambient smoke only allowed you to see about 4 feet, but the temperature was tolerable... so I whipped it out, and... detected an open wifi, lmao. So, slashdot is hard enough to read on an IPaq, but throw in wearing full gear with an SCBA in a medium smoke condition, it was probably one of the stranger places I've read slashdot. Had fun, though, I managed to get AIM up and send off a few lines to the wife.
And no, trying to read it with a thermal imager doesn't work
help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am
In internet it isn't geography, but bandwidth that makes you remote.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
In a strip bar. There's always at least one lady who doesn't do it for you. So I pulled out my... G1000 pda phone and surfed over to see what the poll on /. was. BTW the dancer was not happy that I'd still given her a dollar but completely ignored her. Oh well.
_damnit_
It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
while i was out at sea, the wife once saw something on slashdot that she figured i would like. she included a snip of the article in a familygram (these are hand-written messages, mailed out to the submarine base). these messages are then transmitted out to the submarine fleet, where each sub grabs their respective messages, prints them, and passes the messages out to the crew.
so, i have (very indirectly) read slashdot from somewhere under the Atlantic.
replying... is a different issue entirely.
wait a second, 'transmitted out to the submarine fleet', hrm, it appears my wife /.'d most of the Navy. i'll have to congratulate her on that one.
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Not sure if it qualifies as wierd but right now I'm reading Slashdot in the middle of JC Penny as my wife shops for clothes.
For extra geek points, I'rn able to do this by way of my HP iPaq 2215 PocketPC, which has a Bluetooth link with my Motorola V600 phone, which in turn has a GPRS Internet link with AT&T
(of course it took me 15 minutes to write this silly post with the damned hand writing recognition software!)
Just today, my friend and I were wardriving and came upon an unsecure wireless network called "KFC" puzzled, we looked around and noticed a large kfc across the street. after the initial shock of a wifi network in a kfc, we sat in the parking lot, and among other nerdy things, read some slashdot
...basement at the NSA. ;)
I once read /. during foreplay.
I think I'm the only one here who can say that.
Now I feel really dirty.
Cthulu saves... in case he gets hungry later.
::helping geeks get laid since 1983::
I am currently reading /. from inside an ambulance. The high levels of WiFi access in the city allow me to do my web browsing from almost anywhere while I am at work.
/. or other informative sites.
Instead of doing usual things during down-time, like read, watch television/movies, etc, I sometimes go on the internet and do things like read
"I can do it fast, I can do it well, I can do it cheap. Pick any two." --Unknown
Also read it from the airport in Amsterdam (Schipol?), the aeropuerto in Bogota, Internet cafes all over western Europe and in Abu Dhabi and Dubai. And once I borrowed my little cousin's Sidekick and read Slashdot whilst taking (leaving?) a crap in the woods.
hmmm...on second thought, that does beat out the boat in the gulf as the oddest place I've read Slashdot.
-Gandalf23@work
I spent two weeks over Christmas reading Slashdot from the rooftop of a building on Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands off the western coast of Morocco. It was one of the few nearby places I could get a reliable wireless signal.
:)
Really nice to be looking out at a moonlit volcano while reading inane Slashdot comments
http://slashdot.org/palm/
Alternativily give up trying to gouge your eyes out with spoons over the brain-dead linking system which means that offline browsers won't work properly and head on over to:
http://www.fourteenminutes.com/code/avantslash/
Where you'll find something that not only cleans up all the cruft to make it PDA friendly but also works just as well on your mobile and WAP browser (via the Google WML browser).
(ob. disclaimer: I wrote it, so I might be slightly biased)
Avantslash - View Slashdot cleanly on your mobile phone.
Great question!
I'm sitting in an internet cafe in the slums of Bangkok (stop laughing! It's accualy called Krung Thep). I am from canada (and they think i'm slow...eh?) but have been volunteering here for a month. They have more internet cafes per capita in the slums of thailand than on the main street of Toronto (read: the biggest city, in the most wired country). But they're all 56kbps, my ADSL will seem like T3 when I get back. I'll install my new Wi-Fi PCMCIA 2 card that I bought for aprx. $25 canadian as soon as I get home.
To all you slashdotters, Thailand is the PLACE for (cheap) technology. They have a place called IT MALL, where I bought my Wi-Fi card, that sells everything for horibly (which in my books means good) cheap. They also have a 5 story mall called Pan Tip plaza, all it sells is pirated DVDs, software, and electronics.
I AM WRITING FROM SLASHDOTTER HEAVEN