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It's Just the 'internet' Now?

This morning Wired News announced that 'web', 'net', and 'internet' will no longer be capitalized in their stories. Is this the next logical step after ditching 'e-mail' in favor of 'email' , or should the global computer network still be treated with a proper name? For more discussion, see Wikipedia, The Chicago Manual, and an article profiling Joseph Turow's de-capitalization efforts.

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  1. Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    ... we should decapitalize "Google".

    1. Re:Next move... by abb3w · · Score: 4, Funny
      No, that only happens if the SEC get antsy enough about the Playboy interview during the IPO quiet period.

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    2. Re:Next move... by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Google is a brand name. It should always be capitalized, just like Kleenex and Xerox. The fact that common usage has adapted these trademarked names as generic nouns doesn't change the fact that proper English dictates that they should be capitalized.

      The internet was never a brand name, thus, there was no need to capitalize it.

      GMD

    3. Re:Next move... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Funny

      The internet was never a brand name .... .... .... /runs to the trademark office. ...
      was being the operative word ;)

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    4. Re:Next move... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
      The internet was never a brand name, thus, there was no need to capitalize it.

      ...hwah? Ever heard of proper nouns? Is "Thomas MacKenzie Darby" a brand name? If so, where do you most frequently buy me?

      Next, you're gonna tell us that you can verb a noun so long as it's a registered trademark.

      Which would be seriously McDonald's'ed up.

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    5. Re:Next move... by wamatt · · Score: 3, Funny

      So who writes pron with a '0' now anymore??

    6. Re:Next move... by slamb · · Score: 4, Informative
      The internet was never a brand name, thus, there was no need to capitalize it.

      Wow, you've been thoroughly commercialized. Brand names aren't the only things capitalized in English.

      Proper nouns (also called proper names) are names and denote unique entities. [...] Proper nouns are capitalized in English and most or all other languages that use the Latin alphabet; this is one easy way to recognize them.

      (from Wikipedia)

      We refer to it as the Internet. Corporations have intranets. The capitalization conveys meaning. Wired's usage is wrong.

    7. Re:Next move... by iksowrak · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Internet was never a brand name but the capital I Internet is used to differentiate between the global Internet and other internetworks or internets. There's more than one internet but only one Internet.

    8. Re:Next move... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 5, Funny
      How about decapitalizing 'God' ?

      *gets struck by lightning*

    9. Re:Next move... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
      It worked for "digital". But then again, they couldn't afford the capital letter.

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    10. Re:Next move... by wfberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google is a brand name. It should always be capitalized, just like Kleenex and Xerox.

      No. Plenty of brands aren't capitalized, or not on the first letter (e.g. easyJet). Some are all-caps (SPAM); in fact the USPTO only lists brands in all-caps (because capitalization doesn't matter), except for logo's submitted by the owner. If you use your brand with no leading captital letter, that's all up to you; it doesn't bestow any more "brandiness" to a word to capitalize it.

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    11. Re:Next move... by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sarcasm is t3h awesome.

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    12. Re:Next move... by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 4, Funny

      i'm running low on thomas mackenzie darby. i couldn't find any at the dollar store. i checked everything's a dollar. radio shack was also out. wolf camera said they'd never heard of it. i may have to order some Online on the Web and have it fedexed.

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    13. Re:Next move... by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Thus the fairly interesting tracking of usage. For instance, some works refer to the south (as in the American south), while others refer to the South, which gives it a stronger identity. The same thing can occasionally be seen for the west/the West. It certainly gives the voice of the author or publication a stance on how they view the region.

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    14. Re:Next move... by TechnoPops · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is exactly right. Because, really, if someone says "internet," is there going to be any other one that you're going to confuse it with?

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    15. Re:Next move... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ironically enough, the Midwest is not even close to being the middle of the west -- the origins date to colonial times, so the Midwest is actually in the northeastern part of the United States.

    16. Re:Next move... by Black+Perl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next, you're gonna tell us that you can verb a noun so long as it's a registered trademark.

      Well, you just verbed the noun "verb."

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    17. Re:Next move... by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now look at what you've done. You made Uncle Bill mad again. ;-)

      That's uncle bill now.

    18. Re:Next move... by trentblase · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, the proper title is Friggin' Moron.

    19. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope. Names in the bible should be capitalized, just as in any other work of fiction.

    20. Re:Next move... by Hobbex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The Internet" is the NAME of a single computer network. There are other networks with names, like Fidonet, Bitnet, Arpanet, etc, but most of them are not around anymore. Saying that it is no more a proper noun than car, refrigerator, or restaurant is simply wrong.

      If you had named your fridge "Old Whiny", your car "Betty", and your restaurant was named "The E-Coli Farm" it WOULD be correct to say:

      "Old Whiny is broken and the food is bad, so let's jump in Betty and go to The E-Coli Farm." (I skipped the food because few people name individual items of food.)

      That the The Internet happens to be a name in definite form does not make it any less of a name, just like The Netherlands is still the name of a country, and The Rocky Mountains is still the name of a mountain chain. (Note that "a rocky mountain" is something entirely different - just like "an internet.")

    21. Re:Next move... by Angostura · · Score: 4, Informative

      An internet is any connected series of networks. The Internet is the globally connnected system that we are currently using.

    22. Re:Next move... by optikSmoke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ahhh, I'm glad at least one other person in this world has reasoning abilities. Slashdot needs a +50 Right, No More Replies Necessary moderation.

    23. Re:Next move... by Animekiksazz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No that's just Bush's title.

    24. Re:Next move... by donnyspi · · Score: 2, Informative
      You don't say "The Refrigerator is broken and the Food is bad, so let's jump in the Car and go to the Restaurant" do you?

      You do in German :-)

    25. Re:Next move... by trentfoley · · Score: 5, Interesting

      An interesting point that I have considered many times.

      Those that want to keep "God" in the U.S. pledge, etc., claim that "God" is a generic term for a spiritual, not religious concept; and, therefore, does not endorse any specific religion. Bill O'Reilly holds this belief, as do many conservatives.

      Those that want to remove "God" from the U.S. pledge, etc., claim that "God" is the proper name for the Judeo-Christian supreme being and represents an endorsement by the U.S. government of a specific religion. Which is, of course, unconstitutional.

      My suggestion to mend this dilema has always been to uncapitalize "God" thereby removing the association with the Judeo-Christian supreme being. Hell, I'd even be for making it plural... One nation, under gods, indivisible...

      My unrealistic suggestion is to change "God" to "the laws of physics".

    26. Re:Next move... by jbarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope. I beg to differ. There is a big difference between "an internet" and "the Internet"--the former being a general term describing inter-networked computers; the latter describimg the entity that evolved out of Darpa's network which we all currently use to exchange email, surf the web, etc. There are countless "internets" around the world, but there is only one "Internet".

      It's similar to the German "autobahn" which translates to "motorway" but the "Autobahn" is a specific network of roadways.

      And who made Wired magazine the technical grammar police? Just becaus they think it's cool doesn't make it correct.

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    27. Re:Next move... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Informative
      There is no such thing as an "internet." There's this really big network of networks, which someone happened to name Internet. They could have named it Fred or Barney, but they chose Internet. It's not capitalized because there's only one, but because Internet is its name.

      If you think that's wrong, if you agree with Wired (excuse me, wired) magazine, consider this:

      "ship" is a generic term, therefore we should not capitalize the names of ships. Call it the u.s.s. enterprise, then.

      "planet" is a generic term. Call this place earth.

      "country" and "nation" and "city" are generic terms. Call them the athens olympics.

      Hell (i mean, hell), let's just eliminate uppercase altogether.

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    28. Re:Next move... by thrash242 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many refrigerators, cars, and restaurants are there in the world? None stand out enough to have a proper name. The Internet does. There's only one global internet and it certainly stands out amongst other networks. Thus the Internet.

    29. Re:Next move... by legojenn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, I guess when the aide to our (then) Prime Minister called Mr Bush a moron, she was just addressing him by his title....

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    30. Re:Next move... by B747SP · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We refer to it as the Internet. Corporations have intranets. The capitalization conveys meaning. Wired's usage is wrong.

      Technically, there's no such thing as an 'intranet' in my book. The 'intranet' word is a non word dreamed up by some tosser in marketing. (I got a telephone call from the new 'Web Manager' (another common type of tosser) the other day. Introduced himself, "Hi, I'm new here". Wanted to know my email address (everyone where I work has an email address of the form firstname.lastname@domain.tld!), said he couldn't find my details on the 'intranet'. I wrote him off as a tosser right there - he'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes!)

      You get two types of networks. a 'Local Area Network' - a bunch of hosts wired together with switches and hubs, all in the same collision domain. When you join a bunch of LANs together with routers, you get an 'internetwork', commonly abbreviated to 'internet'.

      The biggest and best known 'internet' is the 'Internet'.

      We agree, Wired's usage is wrong - lower case 'internet' means the office WAN, nothing more.

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    31. Re:Next move... by thgreatoz · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the words of Robin Williams:
      "One nation, under Canada, above Mexico."

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    32. Re:Next move... by phillymacmike · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's DARPA's, not Darpa's--since this whole discussion is pathetically pedantic.

      And Wired has it wrong, but they wrote one of the earliest and best authoritative style manuals for the Internet, so it makes sense to hear them out.

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    33. Re:Next move... by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 2, Funny
      You do in German :-)

      The English Language and the German Language haven't been the same since the Eleventh Century, when a bunch of Germans from France got tired of living that close to the French, and therefore decided to go conquer England instead. They kept the French Language because it is pretty.

  2. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And this is News? err sorry. news

  3. What about website? by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can we please make that one word, like most of those who actually build them do?

    1. Re:What about website? by barzok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and stop calling them "sights" unless they're tourist attractions to be looked at and photographed.

  4. Re:finally... really... by Nos. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been really annoyed by things like MS-Word that would always automatically capitalize the "i" in "internet". I never found a reason to capitalize works like internet, web, etc. unless grammar demanded it (like starting a sentence). The question now is, how long is it going to take the rest of the world to catch on.

  5. im of the opinion that by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    should the global computer network still be treated with a proper name?

    the intarweb should still be treated with teh proper name

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  6. hey, i started this trend by BillLeeLee · · Score: 5, Funny

    wired is stealing my thunder. i started this trend when my shift key broke. curse you wired.

    damn shift key, i can't use the exclamation point to emphasize my rage.

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    1. Re:hey, i started this trend by telstar · · Score: 4, Funny

      psst! Look over on the other side... There's two of them!

    2. Re:hey, i started this trend by RevDobbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just use the "one" key111 Everyone will know what you mean, especially if you end every sentance with three of 'em111 See?1?

    3. Re:hey, i started this trend by Rellik66 · · Score: 3, Funny

      tHATS NOTHING. mY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK ON, BUT AT LEAST TYPING "iNTERNET AND wEB, ETC." WON'T LOOK FUNNY ANYMORE.

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  7. not quite the same as 'television' yet by jdallien · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It doesn't bother me either way, captialized or not, but I think the comparision to television and phonograph isn't quite correct at this point. As of right now, we only have one Internet, hence referring to it as "the Internet", whereas there are many televisions, etc. To me the captialization comes more from using it like a proper name more than like a brand name. Somewhere down the road maybe there will be many networks called internets and it would make more sense to use it just as a normal noun.

    Or we could just not worry about it and get to work on the more pressing problems... should Microsoft be spelled with a $?

  8. No more /.? by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully we can drop /. now and instead hold down the SHIFT and all surf over to ?>

    John.

    1. Re:No more /.? by nooch · · Score: 2, Funny



      That would hork any php code. Bad mojo.

      ?> indeed. Harumph.

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    2. Re:No more /.? by dr_labrat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Further proof that UK keyboards are the one true keyboard. /. no shift necessary.

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    3. Re:No more /.? by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Funny

      ?> is pronounced "what's greater". Surely appropriate for the new name for /.

      John.

  9. News? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I was spelling it "internet" back in 1997. There is no controlling entity, no plan for future development, no widespread coordination, or anything else that would make it deserving of a proper name.

    It's like the ocean. The ocean is big, powerful, and impressive, and we owe our existence to it, but even still, we don't call it the Ocean, merely the ocean.

    I think the internet is the same way.

    1. Re:News? by fitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do we capitalize names then? The odds are that you do not have a unique name. Why put capital letters at the front of them? Maybe it is because we are talking about a specific instance of the name by which you are addressed? This is the same reason The Internet should be capitalized.

    2. Re:News? by Echnin · · Score: 2, Funny

      "IANAET"? I Am Not An Extra Terrestrial?

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  10. not if i have my way by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's going to evolve again eventually, because only the coolest net users control the vernacular:

    intarweb: what we now know as the internet
    intarchat: instant messaging or IRC
    intarmail: e-mail
    intarcash: any paypal-like system

    ...the list goes on. use your imagination!

  11. Re:The internet by ack154 · · Score: 4, Funny

    eh hem...

    "The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

    Great movie.

  12. Well, here it is! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Stuff that matters", folks!

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  13. The Internet is my God. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why? The simple answer is because there is no earthly reason to capitalize any of these words. Actually, there never was.

    Well there was never any reason to capitalize "net" for the simple fact that it is really 'net which is a shortened version of "Internet". I consider the Internet a specific place and thus deserving of capitalization.

    If It's Capitalized, It Must Be Important.

    There are a lot of things that are important that aren't capitalized. Take for example "air" and "water". Most people don't capitalize either one of those. I suppose there may be some groups out there like "wateries" or "airheads" that may refute my claims but they can write their own damn non-sense. I'd prefer they save it for 4/1/2005 though.

    That it transformed human communication is beyond dispute. But no more so than moveable type did in its day. Or the radio. Or television.

    Small nitpick here... If you are talking about "the radio" instead of radio there is a slight difference. Radio is talking about the medium where "the radio" is talking about the big box over in the corner of the living room that talks.

    I will continue to refer to it as "Internet" as it is my all knowing God. Maybe that's why Google is capitalized? :)

    1. Re:The Internet is my God. by fitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At one time, there was only one internet and it was called the Internet.

      "internet" is just a network that connects two other networks (intranets, for example), much like an interstate hiway is a hiway that goes between (at least) two states here in the USA. I have an internet connecting my home network with my ISP.

      The Internet is a specific entity, namely, the one you are using to read this post, most likely. There is only one of it.

  14. it's no problem by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    lowercase makes one handed typing easier

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  15. it could be worse.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    at least the names are staying the same. there are places in the world... well ok france,..where they have renamed words in an attempt to stop encroachment of english into their language. like referring to email as 'courrier electronique'. my own lack of capitalization today is a tribute to ee cummings however.

  16. Wired is way behind by Patik · · Score: 2, Funny

    All of it (email, web, IM) has been "the intarweb" to most non-techie folks for some time.

  17. Bad capilitization, made worse. by biscuit67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Americans have always been particularly atrocious at picking correct case. Maybe it should be iNteRnEt. I suppose, we should just make everything uppercase and be done with it. It would save 26 characters out of the ASCII set we could use for emoticons!

  18. I'll just be happy if... by barzok · · Score: 5, Insightful

    people stop writing WEB when it's not an acronym or abbreviation.

    1. Re:I'll just be happy if... by mbbac · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll be happy when people quit talking about MAC users.

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  19. Re:in other developments by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suppose people using "/." have been doing this all along, else it would be "?."

    =Smidge=

  20. 9 times out of ten by canwaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    nobody even bothers with capitalizaton on the net. even when starting new setences. down with capitals down with accents and down with puncutation!!!!shit11111

    *shudders*

    Okay, maybe it's not that bad, but it's about time Internet became internet.

  21. The reason by Order · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There never was a reason to capitalize "Internet"?!
    Or perhaps Wired News simply don't know what they're talking about?
    The "internet" is any set of networks connected with routers. The "Internet" is the largest such network, that uses TCP/IP.

    From FOLDOC:

    Internet
    internet

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    1. Re:The reason by Mannerism · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right, and I was going to make the same point. But I guess it's fair to say that, in practice, internetworks aren't often referred to as "internets" any more, because of the inevitable confusion with the Internet. Anyway, I imagine most people who care about the difference would be able to figure it out from context.

  22. Re:finally... really... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the constant use of the definite article "The" hooked most people into the capital "I". It's The Internet. There are not multiple internets (secure military and financial nets notwithstanding), there is only The Internet. There is no internet but THE Internet and Wired magazine is probably not its prophet, though I'm sure they like to think they are.

    Probably has a lot to do with non-tech people not understanding the difference between a WAN and a LAN, and just referring to everything as an "internet".

    Think I need to cut back on my coffee consumption.

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  23. A wise move with much precedent by Chairboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Based on observed trends, it seems to be a good move. As a manager, I rely on my team to give me direction on technological improvements. Decapitalization of key words is consistent with the observed behaviors 'in the wild'. For example, I recently received the following emails that suggest Wired's decision is accurate:

    'im working on something alredy, so go stuff yourself and get back to browsing the internet'

    'Hey ass, next time you can't get to your stupid Sims board, check whether your network cable is even plugged in before telling everyone that "the internet is down"'

    'Jeesus, Ben, stop sending me that gd Bonzai Buddy trash! I don't care if it's cute, that little bastard screwed up my internet settings! I lost a weeks worth of work!'

    If my team uses that type of capitalization, then I know it's just a matter of time before it catches on.

    Regards,

    PHB

  24. who cares by nuggz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does it really matter?
    Does the capitalization improve or impede understanding in any way?

    English is a fluid language, constantly changing and slightly different everywhere.
    It has different spelling pronounciation and accents everywhere. Despite the best hopes of the wannabe language police, english has and will continue to change.

  25. Name of place by Barryke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see the Internet as a place, like Amsterdam or Mars.
    A proper name of place is capitalized, hence i capitalize the Internet accordingly.

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    1. Re:Name of place by Bastian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed with the proper noun thing.

      I think it's also important to make the distinction because there isn't just one internet or network or web. It is possible to do internetworking without connecting your inernet to the Internet. Similarly, the Net isn't the only net - heck, a purist would argue there's more room for confusion if you don't capitalize this one - most people don't deal with internets other than the Internet, but everyone deals with nets that aren't the Internet. (Considering that the Internet is a network of networks, you have to deal with nets that aren't the Internet just to deal with the Internet.)

      Even the Web should be capitalized. I've certainly dealt with small proto-webs put together on networks that aren't connected to the Internet, and therefore can't possibly be part of the World Wide Web.

      I realize that Wired is more of an e-oriented fashion magazine than a tech journal. Still, I think that as a pack of people who purport to have a working knowledge of both the English language and the wired world should be a bit more savvy with both than to claim that there is not and was never a reason to capitalize these three words.

      And I realize that Wired probably doesn't care because most of their readership isn't geeky enough to figure out the etymology of the word 'internet' without some help, and they probably don't really understand what the Internet is and how it works, but I would still would like to see some sort of nod to the fact that the Internet is in fact a distinct and special individual that stands out from a whole host of peers.

    2. Re:Name of place by streepje · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see the Internet as a place, like Amsterdam or Mars.
      A proper name of place is capitalized, hence i capitalize the Internet accordingly.


      Well, just shot yerself in the foot there. The fact that you feel the need to put an article (i.e. "the") before the word "Internet" is a very good indicator (in the English language) that the thing is not a proper noun.

      Not so sure about the foot-shooting. Like he said, the Internet is a place like Amsterdam, which happens to be in the Netherlands. That's right, the Netherlands.

    3. Re:Name of place by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmmm... isn't Amsterdam in 'The Netherlands'. For that matter, isn't Mars in 'The Solar System'. I may buy pants at Target; but I might find a pair I like at The Gap. Having or lacking an article is a very poor indicator of whether something is a proper noun.

    4. Re:Name of place by bizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So I assume that you go to Pacific Ocean, instead of the Pacific Ocean?

  26. Silly by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Web is the World Wide Web. The web is what the spider lives in. The Net is the global TCP/IP network. The net is what the fish are caught in.

    I find it amusing that uber hype-mongers Wired (sorry "wired") claim that there was never any need to capitalize, they probably are responsible for it in the first place...

  27. Differences in context by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Something that's on the Web can be said to be web-based.

    However, I don't think the same works for "Internet." Especially since there's something called "Internet 2."

    As far as 'net' goes, if you're talking about "on the Net" you'd capitalize on whether it's your LAN, or on the Internet.

    But I do have one question.. Is it now TCP/ip?

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  28. Unfortunately... by nlawalker · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet will continue to be a victim of capitalism.

  29. Tanenbaum by Gumshoe · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason we capitalise 'Internet' is so that we can distinguish between it and mere 'internets'. 'Internet', with a lower case 'i', refers to any set of interconnected networks. Whereas 'Internet', with a capital 'i' refers to "the specific, worldwide internet that is widely used to connect universities, government offices, companies and [...] private individuals". That quotation incidentally comes from Tanenbaum's textbook, "Computer Networks" (3rd edition, page 16) where he made the exact same distinction that I have just made.

    It's always been capitalised and always will be AFIAC.

  30. maybe you're just kidding, but by IshanCaspian · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of people joke around about this, but the truth of the matter is that he never claimed that he "invented it," only that he secured funding for it. This funding was instrumental in its creation. Really, this whole joke is just another example of a witty Republican smear that has no basis in fact.

    http://dir.salon.com/tech/col/rose/2000/10/05/go re _internet/index.html

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    1. Re:maybe you're just kidding, but by DavidBrown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Al Gore's exact quote is this:

      "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

      OK. He didn't say "invented", but he didn't say anything about securing funding for the internet either. Gore used the word created, which is defined by the Merriam-Webster online dictionary as:

      Main Entry: 1create
      Pronunciation: krE-'At, 'krE-"
      Function: verb
      Inflected Form(s): created; creating
      Etymology: Middle English, from Latin creatus, past participle of creare; akin to Latin crescere to grow -- more at CRESCENT
      transitive senses
      1 : to bring into existence
      2 a : to invest with a new form, office, or rank b : to produce or bring about by a course of action or behavior
      3 : CAUSE, OCCASION
      4 a : to produce through imaginative skill b : DESIGN
      intransitive senses : to make or bring into existence something new.

      The bottom line - Gore was claimed that the internet was created as the result of his initiative. While he may have contributed on a political level to its creation, that's not what he said, and his statement can readily be interpreted as him attempting to take more credit than he was properly entitled to. The "smear" has a basis in fact, if only because Gore didn't say what he later said he had meant to say.

      And it was funny. It's the same sort of thing as Dan Quayle mispelling "potatoe". The statement was a mistake that made Gore look stupid and egotistical. The right capitalized on it in the same manner that the left capitalizes on Bush's mistatements and malapropisms.

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  31. AP Stylebook by Cycline3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The AP Stylebook says that Internet should be capitalized and it's still e-mail instead of email and they still make use of 3 character state codes instead of the newer 2 character postal ones. That book is the gold standard and anyone publishing should be following it.

    1. Re:AP Stylebook by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Keep in mind two things:

      1) Associated Press is a business. Reuters, for example, has its own style guide and it doesn not have to conform, in any way, to its competitor AP.

      2) It has also been tradition, from periodical to periodical, to allow for institutional style. The comma choices are one example, as many periodicals choose to list things in an "A, B and C" format, whereas traditional periodicals still prefer the traditional "A,B, and C." And then there are more formal choices such as, for example, The New York Times would run an article that read "Mr Cycline3's view is publishers should use the AP standard" as opposed to most other papers, Time, etc. that would read "Cycline3's view..."

      It always comes down to the publisher and his or her choices for the periodical's style. While most may follow AP's style guide, there is nothing dictating that it has to be followed by all who publish.

  32. noun or adj by divot2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Capitalization depends on whether the word is being used as proper noun or adjective. Adj. This internet connection is awesome. Noun. This connection to the Internet is awesome.

  33. Wikipedia comment by Raul654 · · Score: 5, Informative

    (Speaking as a Wikipedia admin) - god, oh god, why did you link to the *TALK* page and not the article? Sigh...

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  34. Worldwide Web by techstar25 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Another one that always bothered me..."worldwide" is one word. So it should be Worldwide Web...as in ww.slashdot.org and not www.

    1. Re:Worldwide Web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So I take it you have the same objections to HDTV, MSNBC, PS2, BS, and others? It's not uncommon for a compound word to end up being represented by two letters in an acronym.

      I'm going to go hook up my new HDT so I can play P2 and watch MNBC. This discussion is B.

  35. But it's a Capitonym by neilb78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can't you people see that it's a Capitonym

    RTFW (read the fscking Wiki)

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  36. Re:You know... by Bearpaw · · Score: 3, Informative
    Al Gore invented the "Internet" so shouldn't we ask his permission before we change any names?

    I'll never understand why this pathetic lameness is still considered funny for so long after the Republicans started exaggerating what Gore actually said. Is it some sort of self-mocking humor by the people dumb enough to repeat it?

  37. Wha? by Atrophis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who cares? If people devoted this much time and energy into other (more useful) things we might have been able to cure cancer by now. Or who knows what else.

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  38. Oh my god, the internet's been kleenexed by Black+Perl · · Score: 4, Funny
    e e

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    would
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    proud

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  39. Some cap changes by davidsyes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I almost NEVER proper-case microsoft (lower-casing/deprecation intentional). Sometimes, to get around honoring uppercasing for ms, I just use the initial msie, ms excel, NT4.0, win XP or W2K SP#... This way, it looks like a minor omission.

    Hmm, I guess ms will try to use meta tags and other technology to "clean up" documents, especially those that have "microsoft" (lower-casing/deprecation intentional) in them. Or, didn't they try that, only to be blasted for over-reaching into peoples' documents?

    When will we get people to correctly use:

    -"log on" as a verb and "logon" as the noun?

    -"insecure" for emotional states of mind

    -"non-secure" regarding the nature of the Internet. The Internet cannot be "insecure", since it is not a sentient/organic/thinking thing.

    When I was aboardship/aboard ship, and was Petty Officer of the Watch, I/we answered the landline/land line as "Quarterdeck, USS Flint. Petty Officer Syes Speaking. This is a non-secure line; how may I help you sir, or ma'am?"

    Phone lines are never insecure, so why the Internet? I think it was because a bunch of marketers took over the security message aspect of the Internet. Or, some engineers who are FANTASTIC programmers just happened to select the wrong word from the dictionary and it "stuck".

    Even "unsecure" might seem better that "insecure".

    =========
    Hmmm... I just ran a "dictionary.com" search on "insecure" and got these:

    1. Not sure or certain; doubtful: unemployed and facing an insecure future.
    2. Inadequately guarded or protected; unsafe: A shortage of military police made the air base insecure.
    3. Not firm or fixed; unsteady: an insecure foothold.
    4. Lacking stability; troubled: an insecure relationship.
    5. Lacking self-confidence; plagued by anxiety: had always felt insecure at parties.

    ========

    Well, to me, number 2 sounds stupid, as if someone POST-COLDWAR got caught up in the "insecure Internet" description thing.

    I guess I'll have to go to pre-Internet boom dictionaries to find out if "insecure" back then was described as in item #2 above...

    David Syes

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    1. Re:Some cap changes by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      -"insecure" for emotional states of mind
      -"non-secure" regarding the nature of the Internet. The Internet cannot be "insecure", since it is not a sentient/organic/thinking thing.


      Wrong.

      secure : non-secure : insecure
      social : asocial : antisocial
      1 : 0 : -1

      The 2nd word means merely the lack of the first, or inability to guarrantee it, but the 3rd means active antagonism.

      I/we answered the landline/land line as "Quarterdeck, USS Flint. Petty Officer Syes Speaking. This is a non-secure line; how may I help you sir, or ma'am?"

      By saying non-secure there, you meant "We can't be sure an enemy isn't listening, so keep to safe topics". Using "insecure" would've meant "the enemy, or at least the public, is probably listening, so let's not talk at all".

      The Internet is both non-secure and insecure, since we know that hackers are actively hunting it.

      There's no substantial difference between insecure and non-secure, but the latter is something of a euphemism.

  40. Internet vs. internet by p0rnking · · Score: 4, Informative

    With most of the words in question, I don't see the point in having the first letter capitalized, such as email, web, net (wich is slang for Internet), but with Internet vs. internet, I thought there was a difference between the 2, where internet refers an "inter-network (a link between networks which has not been tied to The Internet), and Internet refers to the "net".

  41. The Internet vs. private internets. by argent · · Score: 3, Informative

    Correctimundo, my friend. I was wondering why nobody made this point: any routed network using the Internet Protocol is an internet. The first private or restricted internets like MILnet were around long before the publicly-facing portion of the ARPAnet expanded into the Internet.

  42. Excellent info. on WIkipedia... by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wikipedia has a good write-up at the top of its entry for Internet:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

    and I appreciate the manner in which it addresses the "popular parlance" for "internet" in terms of the commonly used services on the Internet, e.g. "A system running internet services." (my example, based on Wikipedia's narrative).

    There is also a good discussion of Capitonyms:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitonym

    I think Wikipedia got it right.

    1. Re:Excellent info. on WIkipedia... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A note on the name. As far as Wikipedia is concerned, due to software settings, the page is named Internet with a capitol I. The MediaWiki software, as set, currently capitalizes the first letter of all articles.

      That said... Dude, cmdrtaco! Why are you linking to a talk page from Slashdot? =b Now I've had to go and protect it from editing. Articles, sure, that's OK, but talk pages? This is new.

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  43. Its illogical by Neo's+Nemesis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just because something becomes far too omnipresent for the public now, it doesn't make sense that we decapitalize it. I can guess the "-" in email was always a source of little confusion and also took those extra milliseconds of your typing. But making Web web is nothing very intelligent.

    Like that, we must decapitalize Microsoft bcoz 100s of millions of ppl use its OS (and many others use pirated versions). Or make Linus, linus, due to his sheer popularity.

    Noun is Noun.

  44. Re:finally... really... by Theatetus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought the point was that my 192.168.1.0/24 behind my linksys access point is "an internet". The 66.35.250.0/24 slashdot is on is "an internet" (unlike mine, a publicly routeable one). An internet is any network that uses, surprise surprise, the "internet protocol".

    The largest internet, the one consisiting of all publicly routeable internets, was (until today at least) called "the Internet". Like most proper nounse, it is (was) capitalized.

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  45. Stupid Wired by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (a) Nobody cares. Nobody, most of all Wired (which tries to coin terms and screw with the language unsuccessfully on a very frequent basis) has the ability to just decree that everyone is going to change capitalization or spelling of a word. The includes dictionaries -- they just codify common usage.

    (b) Insofar as there is a correct way of doing things, "Internet" should be capitalized. We use "the Internet". It is a proper noun (which, surprise surprise, should be capitalized) that refers to something quite different from "an internet" -- I can build "an internet" running IPX attaching a couple of networks, but "the Internet" runs IP and is a rather large entity that currently spans the world.

    (c) I hate journalists that try to leave their mark on the world by affecting the language.

    (d) Tell you what. I think that there's "no reason to capitalize 'Wired'" -- after all, there's another term, "wired", which exists, and surely we should just merge the two. So from now on, "Wired" can be referred to as "wired". Of course, the newly-redubbed "wired" people will probably take issue with this, as it's confusing and doesn't gain anything, and violates English rules, but I want to get my name out there on etymologies for mucking with a word. It's "wired" now. Oh, and "Tony Long", the editor pushing this? He can be "tony long", or just "long" for short.

  46. Yes it does by bogie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We are not talking about informal bs'ing or the fact that people pronounce things differently. We are talking about a proper place, ie the Internet. Between friends, in a chatroom, here etc, I don't see a problem with calling it the "internet" or "net" for short. We all do. But any half decent publishing house or reporter with any respect for formality or actual literary standards will continue to call it the Internet.

    "Despite the best hopes of the wannabe language police, english has and will continue to change."

    I don't think anyone is against the English language gaining new slang words or expressions. But in formal settings like publications proper language conventions should be followed.

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  47. Re:You know... by oasis3582 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Me = democrat = likes Gore + capable of making a joke next time I will put the smiley face so it is obvious...

  48. Language authorities by Rich+Klein · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why would you look to Wired for questions about language? That's what dictionaries are for! If you want to know if a word should be capitalized or not, look to a dictionary like OED or Merriam-Webster. Incidentally, Merriam-Webster lists internet with a capital "I."

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  49. Time for a rebranding by Seth+Morabito · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like it's about time for me to revive my early 90's plan of rebranding the word "internet".

    I propose that, in honor of Doctor Norbert Wiener, inventer of the term 'cybernetics', and the 'cyber-' prefix in larger use, we should refer to the internet as 'Wienerspace' from now on.

    Try it!

    'I logged onto the Wienerspace last night, and looked at my favorite web sites!'

  50. internet by 5m477m4n · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, so now that 'internet' is not capitalized, can we work on educating people to stop asking 'what version of the internet are you using?'

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    1. Re:Internet by argent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your conclusion is valid but your reasoning is backwards.

      The Internet is a proper noun referring to the worldwide public internet managed by the IETF. It is to distinguish this specific internet named the Internet from the private and restricted access internets that it should remain capitalised.

  51. Re:You know... by oasis3582 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alright punks - the reason I posted the link is so someone MIGHT read the damned thing. I meant it as a joke, but people want to make it personal now. Let me give a quote I am accused of not having:

    "The one thing that sustained him? 'The thought that some day I would come home and invent the Internet.'"

    Goes on...

    " 'I was pretty tired when I made that comment because I had been up very late the night before inventing the camcorder,' Gore told the Democratic National Committee on Saturday."

    He admitted to it in front of the fucking DNC so do I still not have a source?

  52. Pacific Ocean or "pacific ocean"? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Informative

    The internet was never a brand name, thus, there was no need to capitalize it.

    Capitalization is determined by whether or not something is a proper noun, not by whether it is a brand name. The Internet is a proper noun, as opposed to "the internet", which would refer to, say, one's private corporate internet.

    If you'd like other examples: nobody owns the "Pacific Ocean", but because there is only one "Pacific Ocean" (despite being many oceans that could be called pacific) we capitalize it. There are many moons, but only one Moon. There are many presidents, but President as a title is capitalized, because it is used as a proper noun.

    The proper way to refer to Google is "Google" when using the term as a noun -- it is a proper noun that refers to a company. The *verb* "google", meaning "to search for on Google", is not capitalized.

    1. Re:Pacific Ocean or "pacific ocean"? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Informative

      In astronomical parlance, you are correct. Or if you are Roman. However "Moon" is, in common English, the correct proper noun to refer to the single moon that circles Earth.

    2. Re:Pacific Ocean or "pacific ocean"? by BrynM · · Score: 2, Informative
      The proper name for the Earth's moon is Luna.
      And the proper name of our sun is Sol... But it's undecided whether or not that's an acronym (Outa Luck) ;)
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  53. Did he pass English class? by JediGrover · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that all this de-capitalization business is a bit silly. It should be a moot point. Words in the English language are capitalized when: (a) they are used to start a sentence. (b) they are used as a "proper noun." The term "internet" without the capital 'I' is an "improper noun", i.e., normal noun. Traditionally, the improper noun form has been used to mean "a network of networks." However, when one is talking about *the* (commonly known) worldwide network of networks, overseen by some authorities with a documentable history; a proper noun "Internet" is not only possible, but proper! If you want to de-capitalize something, how about newspapers quit printing "West Texas" and do it right: "west Texas," as Texas is not seperated into two states the way, say, Virginia and West Virginia are. "Texas" is the only proper noun in the phrase "west Texas" ("west" isn't even a noun, it's an adjective in this case!) Why do I bother? Ppl r goeeeng 2 rite lke ths N teh footure newayzzz--'coz nobdy karzzz. Or worst, it'll be L33T.

  54. More importantly... by cafebabe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can we now ban apostrophes in "CPU's", "MP3's", etc.? It just kills me that even The New York Times (which is normally a stickler for grammar) has adopted that bastardized punctuation as their standard.

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  55. Capitals... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's funny that in the development of the roman alphabet, originally there were only capitals. Lowercase letters were developed to make text more legible. So what do we actually still use capitals for? I mean, capitalizing names or words in a title or nouns etc. is just a convention. Just like spelling. In Europe, languages occasionally undergo a spelling change. What bugs me is why they never change the spelling to be consistent, let alone phonetic (e.g. corresponding 1 to 1 with the sound).

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    1. Re:Capitals... by ShieldWolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Certain languages ARE phonetic, see Turkish: every letter has a unique sound that doesn't change with the context. It makes teaching and learning the language very easy since you know how to pronounce a work just by reading it. There are also no grammatical exceptions, making it basically a perfect language. ;)

      Also some words in English DO become phonetic over time:
      e.g. draught vs. draft

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  56. word processors should change also by tutwabee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've never capitalized 'internet' but my word processors always want me to. Hopefully this is changed soon also.

  57. Re:finally... really... by chriscrick · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, there are such creatures, exactly as you suggest. The American and allied military and intelligence agencies run a SECRET-level internet called SIPRNET (Secret Internet Protocol Router NETwork) and a TOP SECRET-level one called JDISS (Joint Deployable Intelligence Support System). They're completely separate from the Internet (the publicly accessible one), but they're sprawling, worldwide internets connecting tens of thousands of machines.

    Chris

  58. It's a proper name by Dracolytch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We still capitalize the Earth, Atlantic Ocean, and McDonalds. Just because something's world-known and basically ubiquitous doesn't keep it from being a proper noun.

    ~D

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  59. Re:You know... by chas7926 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lie is a lie.. Whether he said he invented the internet or said he was instrumental in its creation; both are lies. What is the difference?

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  60. It's more like email was ditched for e-mail by LionMage · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is this the next logical step after ditching 'e-mail' in favor of 'email'

    Actually, if you follow the link in this particular line of the slashdot article, you'll find Wired News's article on why they abandoned 'email' for 'e-mail' -- because 'e-mail' is grammatically correct, and 'email' is not, at least according to their reasoning. (It's actually a pretty good article, and one I read years ago.) Wired News did this ostensibly because the medium has "grown up" and the stylistic rules for the publication should reflect this. Or something.

    Were one to read the slashdot article without following the link, you'd think that Wired dumped the hyphen from 'e-mail,' when in fact they didn't dump the hyphen at all -- rather, they started using it. This usage agrees with Webster and the OED and various other style guides in the industry. The previous use of 'email' without the hyphen was what they got rid of.

    Personally, I don't care if people capitalize 'internet' or not. I prefer to capitalize it in most of my writing, because the Internet is a thing, a unique entity unto itself, and deserves to be considered a proper noun. It's not quite the same thing as television, which is a more nebulous and abstract concept (the word could describe the technology in general, the broadcast standard, the hardware used to display the broadcasts, or the programming that is being broadcast).
  61. Don't stop there, Wired! by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's lots of capitalised proper nouns that are "obviously" unique and don't need to be capitalised. Wired should drop the uppercase letter for "god", "united nations", and "president of the united states". That'd generate lots more juicy controversy as well, which is after all the point of the excersize.

  62. Wired and their "next moves" by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, if you're just trying to be Wired (which means being relentlessly hip to try to avoid losing their self-assumed position as authority on Internet culture), there's a fair number of predictable "next moves":

    Internet becomes "iNet". This is to fit with Apple's product naming scheme, which is cool, and therefore something that Wired is terribly concerned about associating itself with.

    "I see" becomes "i c". Wired constantly promotes the claim that the Internet (oops, sorry -- "internet") is going to completely drive our lives and our culture, and currently most authorship is done via chat. What better way to argue their point than to let themselves be completely swayed by typos and shortcuts from chat?

    Micropayments are "hip", so Wired stops selling "subscriptions" and starts selling "micropayments in twelve chunk block minimums".

    "Internet time", or "beats" (a desperate attempt by Swatch, who has put every useful gadget and more onto a watch, to produce new required features to drive watch sales) will be adopted by Wired. I'm not sure that "beats" are hip or not, but they're certainly stupid and Internet culture-oriented, so Wired should love them. They can say "It took me @45 to write this article".

    Wired will no longer refer to themselves as a "magazine". "Magazines" are pre-Internet culture, and "'zine" is only marginally more "hip". No, tablet computers are "hip", and so Wired will sell "paper tablets".

    Speaking of "'zine", almost any word can be made more hip by chopping some prefix off and replacing the prefix with an apostrophe. We know this because a couple of sci fi authors have done this. Therefore, I won't "Download and read Wired on the Internet by 4:00 PM". Instead, I'll "'nload 'n rez wired on the internet by @3452". Where would we be without Wired for entertainment?

    1. Re:Wired and their "next moves" by postgrep · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Part of this problem can be blamed on the rising population of "tweens" , "pre-teens" and "teeny-boppers". While I'm not blaming them for it, they are a large chunk of it. Everytime you see a movie, tv show or similar with one of these types in it, they drop their "special catch phrases". e.g: "Oh, lets go surf the web and check our email!" or "Lets go read a zine on the net yo!" To me, these people are damn annoying, and should be shot. And theres also the people who try to jump on the bandwagon, and make somethings disgracefull. i.e: jocks making zines, saying stupid things AND STILL calling nerds nerds because they use a computer. The world is in a decline.

    2. Re:Wired and their "next moves" by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "(a desperate attempt by Swatch, who has put every useful gadget and more onto a watch, to produce new required features to drive watch sales)"

      I swear, the whole .beat system has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever come across (and Sega was even stupider for implementing it in PSO!).

      We already have a very nice time standard for the internet. It's called "Coordinated Universal Time" or UTC for short (because the acronym UTC confuses speakers of all languages equally). The internet even has its own protocol for distributing UTC to various machines. The only problem one might have with UTC is the possibility of leap seconds cropping up every now and then, but all you need to do is poll your favorite NTP server and your clock will be back on track.

      But Swatch has to go and break things for the sole purpose of trying to be "cool."

      First off, they're stupid enough to use the length of a mean solar day as their standard, which means they inherit the problems of UTC. They could have tried some different standard, something that made their "beat" system an actual alternative to UTC instead of simply dressing it up in a new set of clothes, but that might have resembled innovation too much. The only difference now is that we talk about leap beats instead of leap seconds.

      Then they go off and break the Prime Meridian. Ever since Harrison started to build his little trinkets (now he could build a watch!) over two centuries ago just about everybody has been using the line of longitude passing through Greenwich, England. But no, God forbid they conform to anything vaguely resembling a standard, they have to pick their own meridian. Continuing with their theme of "just dress up UTC," they don't actually pick the meridian going through Swatch headquarters, they pick the nearest multiple of 15 degrees from the Greenwich Meridian.

      But the real flaw in the system, the one that drives the final nail in the coffin of this God-awful idea that can serve as a symbol of the dot-com bubble all too well, was the idea of dividing the day into an even 1000 "beats." Yay. 1000. A nice round number. It's just like SI. Except we already have SI!!!. And the SI unit of time is not the mean solar day, it is the second! Everything is seconds! 60 seconds in a minute! 3600 seconds in an hour! 86,400 seconds in an SI day! And now we have 86.4 seconds in a beat? Yay! We now have the first man-made unit of time that isn't an integer number of seconds! At a time when people such as myself catch hell from self-styled "metric" zealots for measuring things in units of 0.3048 m and 0.45359237 kg, Swatch has now developed a system of measuring time that everybody can agree is fucked up!

      Swatch could have done something neat. They could have been constructively different instead of just being different in an effort to be "cool" (which they apparently also failed miserably at). How about a system of time that does nothing but count off integer seconds? No minutes, hours, days or years, just seconds. They pick some arbitrary time to start counting from (say, 2000 January 1 00:00:00 UTC or 1999 December 31 12:00:00 UTC, since "Y2K" was so freakin' trendy at the time) and have a watch that tells you how many hectoseconds it's been since then (they could even call them "beats" instead). It'd be simple, it'd be different, and it'd have absolutely nothing to do with "time in the real world" (since so few people are able to divide any given integer by 864 in their heads). And it'd have an advantage over all the other time standards widely used today in that it is purely SI (UTC has that leap-second fudge factor to add into TAI, and even the TAI put out by BIPM ticks off an MJD every 86,400 s). The only problem I'd have with it then is the fact that the WWVB signal doesn't carry information on the current offset between UTC and TAI (and NTP does even less), which would mean having to put the TAI offset into my radio-controlled watch by hand, but I'd put up with it for the niftiness factor alone.

      Does Swatch even offer a radio-controlled watch, or is keeping accurate time not important enough a feature to put into one of their watches?

  63. URL - url? by otisg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are we also going to start lower-casing acronyms?
    It seems that everything that requires a bit more thinking or complexity, even if it's trivial, gets simplified. That is why we no longer have beautiful architecture, furniture, et cetera with ornaments, but rather super-simple, utilitarian everything.
    Lame.

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  64. Re:finally... really... by phoenix321 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it was a rather logical reason: if there is only one instance of this thing and another one is impossible or unlikely to exist now or in the near future, it should be written capitalized.

    So as long as logic prohibits the simultaneos existence of maybe two "internets", it will be written with a capital "I". Same thing goes for God - only one instance, never will be a second one beside it/Him or whatever. Applies to trademarks, as they denote a certain brand that is "unique" in some way. Even if there could be two "Fords" or three "Cadillacs", it's not possible to have a "Ford" that doesn't come from "Ford", whatever good or bad the connotation may be that comes with that name. Tautology aside, I bet that even goes for "I", because there's only one "I" for me. "You" is often not capitalized like it was in the past, but in formal letters it still is.

    Strange thing I as a German has to tell you, because in German, all nouns are always written capitalized. (Hmm, all countries and languages are also written with capital letters in English. Same property: they are unique, too).

  65. While we're complaining... by EvanED · · Score: 4, Informative

    The abbreviation 'i.e.' does NOT mean 'for example.' If you want 'for example', use 'e.g.'

    The former is an abbreviation for the latin 'id est', which means 'that is'. It's a rephrasing of what came before.

    Your use is probably not strictly wrong, as reading it with 'that is' works, just 'e.g.' ('exempli grati') would work better.

  66. In other news.. by dacarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    frigidaire xeroxes kleenex. kodak at eleven.

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  67. Learn your Latin roots! by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought the point was that my 192.168.1.0/24 behind my linksys access point is "an internet". The 66.35.250.0/24 slashdot is on is "an internet" (unlike mine, a publicly routeable one). An internet is any network that uses, surprise surprise, the "internet protocol".

    What you are talking about is an intranet, not an internet. The Internet is the connection of multiple networks to each other. It is a network of networks, thus it sits between other networks and earns the inter- prefix. Intra- means within one's own logical grouping. A corporate network, Slashdot's server farms, and your person home network are intranets because they are a network of machines within one logical organization.

    This is why there can be only one Internet unless you make a completely separate other network between networks that doesn't talk to the first one at all. That's very unlikely to happen until we start building colonies on other worlds, and we'll probably have slow, laggy connections between them even then. I see no reason to decapitalize the Internet since there can be only one. (No Highlander jokes, please.)

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    1. Re:Learn your Latin roots! by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I thought the point was that my 192.168.1.0/24 behind my linksys access point is "an internet". The 66.35.250.0/24 slashdot is on is "an internet" (unlike mine, a publicly routeable one). An internet is any network that uses, surprise surprise, the "internet protocol".
      What you are talking about is an intranet, not an internet. The Internet is the connection of multiple networks to each other. It is a network of networks, thus it sits between other networks and earns the inter- prefix. Intra- means within one's own logical grouping. A corporate network, Slashdot's server farms, and your person home network are intranets because they are a network of machines within one logical organization.

      A collection of machines that can talk directly to each other over a common link layer (like ethernet) is a network. A network may use IP for convenience, but if everyone's using the same subnet, its just a simple network. (Calling it an intranet may be correct, but it's not very informative (unless you're talking about administrative domains), since an intranet could be a network or an internetwork.)

      A collection of interconnected networks that communicate using a common link-layer independant internetworking protocol (like IP) is an internet (regardless of whether it is connected to the Internet).

      The Internet is the largest connected internet.

      -jim

    2. Re:Learn your Latin roots! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is a network of networks, thus it sits between other networks and earns the inter- prefix. Intra- means within one's own logical grouping.

      You are attempting to pick words apart to prove what they actually mean. It'd be nice if languages were logical and that approach actually worked, but it doesn't.

      "Anti-semitic", for example, doesn't mean "against semites", but "hating Jews", since that's what it was first coined for. "Homophobia" is not "fear of similarity" but of "homosexuals".

      First there were networks. Then there was "internet protocol", which could be used to connect networks. Then there was "internet", any set of 2 or more hosts using internet protocol. Only 15 years later was "intranet" coined, to mean a LAN using application protocols popularized on the Internet.

  68. Re:You know... by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's no more stupid than the endless stream of "OMG Bush is DUMB LOL" jokes we get on Slashdot (and are modded +5)...

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  69. Actually, the NYT has a point. by panurge · · Score: 3, Informative
    One use of apostrophes between a noun and the plural s has been to indicate that the noun is not a normal English word. (There is more about this in Eats, shoots and leaves by Lynne Truss.)
    MP3s is a good example. "MP3" is not a word. It is not even an acronym, since it has no discernible vowels and the "3" is clearly not a pronounceable letter. Furthermore, it does not have a meaningful plural form: MP3s would presumably be pronounced "em pee three ess", but the actual pronunciation "em pee threes" seems to suggest that there are a set of threes of the MP variety.

    A really stuffy way of indicating what is intended would be to write "MP3"s, to indicate that the thing in quotes is actually a quotation of informal speech. So it is quite reasonable to put a less ostentatious punctuation mark to say "Hey, this is a complete bastardisation of English, but this is what people are using."

    Personally, I think that "MP3 files" is clearer and less offensive to us grammar Nazis, but newspapers have to reflect real world usage.

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  70. Proper Nouns and such (was Re:Next move...) by Proteus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There are scores of unique things which don't have their names capitalized. The earth. The sun. The internet is now one of those things. Initially, it was named the Internet because it wasn't unique. "Internet" was only capitalized in order to differentiate it from other large internetworks of computers back in the early days.
    Your very argument is flawed. The Earth should be capitalized, but "earth" may not be. Likewise with the Sun. If you refer to it as the name of the specific object (I live on Earth), it gets capitalized. Otherwise, (I enjoy having fresh earth between my fingers) it may not be.

    Capitalization of proper nouns exists to increase comprehension. The Internet was named that way because it was unique. There were, agreed, many inter-networks, but the Internet was the "mother of all internets" as it aimed to connect them all into one global inter-network.

    Corporations have intranets, but they may also have inter-networks with various vendors and customers -- these may not always be part of the Internet. So, as long as it is possible to have an internet that is not the Internet, the proper version should be capitalized.

    Wired is merely hoping to be ahead of the curve in suggesting that it won't be long before all internets are part of the Internet -- and then it won't matter if the term is capitalized at all.
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    1. Re:Proper Nouns and such (was Re:Next move...) by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

      Otherwise, (I enjoy having fresh earth between my fingers) it may not be

      Unless you're Atlas, and are actually holding Earth between your fingers.

      Um, you insensitive clod.

    2. Re:Proper Nouns and such (was Re:Next move...) by gregmac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Corporations have intranets, but they may also have inter-networks with various vendors and customers -- these may not always be part of the Internet. So, as long as it is possible to have an internet that is not the Internet, the proper version should be capitalized.

      I believe the proper 90's buzzword for these inter-networks is "extranet". So really, you can have an extranet that is not part of the internet, but there is only one internet, and the internet is really an extranet.

      Now if you can excuse me, I need to go think outside the box and shift some paradigms to enhance my time utilization.

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  71. terminilogy error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Not all acronyms are pronouncable
    Yes, they are, by definition.

    eg TLD, TCP, PSTN, etc
    Those are not acronyms. They are initialisms.

  72. How's that for by oO+Peeping+Tom+Oo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Capital Punishment?

  73. e.g., i.e. by chefmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ray "Bones" Barboni: Let me explain something to you. Momo is dead. Which means everything he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you. Which also means, when I speak, I speak for Jimmy. E.g., from now on, you start showing me the proper fuckin' respect.

    Chili Palmer: "E.g." means "for example". What I think you want to use is "i.e.".

    Ray "Bones" Barboni: Bullshit! That's short for "ergo".

    Chili Palmer: Ask your man.

    Bodyguard: To the best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example".

    Ray "Bones" Barboni: E.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this: When I say "jump", you say "OK", okay?

  74. Re:Those are i(I?)ntranets........genius.. by cheese_wallet · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Intranet" is meaningless marketspeak which usually applies to a Web site.

    The technical term "internet" applies to a collection of "networked networks".

    Genius.


    Apparently you haven't made it into the real world yet. Intra means within. Inter means between. You have interstate roads (crossing boundaries) and intrastate roads (stay within the state). A corporations network that is not open to the public is an intranet. It is used only within (intra) the company.

    intranet is most certainly not meaningless marketspeak.

  75. "The" InterNet by metalligoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On a similar vein, do you remember when these networks weren't referred to as "the" first?

    FidoNet was FidoNet, ARPANET was ARPANET, and InterNet was InterNet, and not "The Internet".

    I was aghast the first time I heard Dan Rather on the news describing "The Internet" in 1994. I was thinking, "News corespondent! Improper English!! Ahhhh!!!".

    Does anyone else notice that Martin Sergeant from TechTV still calls it by it's proper name, "InterNet", and not "The Internet"?

  76. If wired says so, Internet it is... by feargal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of the time, I try to be exacting about spelling and grammar. I fully spell words in text messages, and I punctuate where appropriate.

    At the same time, I am quite accepting about the way other people use the language and don't point out errors if the author's intent is still clear.

    I do have some pet hates when it comes to grammar, such as incorrect usage of "begs the question", or overusage of the word "get". Until now, the "internet" has not been on that list.

    However, if Wired has succumbed to the commercial world to the extent that it believes only trademarks and brandnames are truly deserving the consideration of the shift key, then let the battle lines be drawn!

    "True believers are fond of capitalizing words, whether they be marketers or political junkies or, in this case, techies. If It's Capitalized, It Must Be Important."

    This is the basis of their argument? Some idiots who misuse capital letters also inadvertently spell Internet correctly: therefore we should intentionally misspell it ourselves in order to disassociate ourselves from them.

    What complete and utter bollocks. Bollix, if you prefer. While I can understand Wired wanting to distance themselves from marketing and political people, they have no need to do so with techies - their articles do that all by themselves.

    Are the editors in Wired really that contemptuous?

    That they claim there was never any reason to capitalise it in the first place reflects their disregard for the heritage of the Internet. That they view it as "just another medium for delivering and receiving information" overlooks the armies of network engineers, and the tonnes of switches, routers, and cabling required to keep the Internet alive. If we unplugged all the routers, there would be no Internet. I'm pretty sure there would still be an internet or two though.

    Perhaps because you cannot catch a bus to the Internet you hesitate to use the shift key. I, however, have definately stubbed my toe on a portion of it before, and that for me is reason enough to capitalise it.

    Slightly unrelated, I usually write "Thank god", except when I want to remind the Christians that there may be more than one.

    Hmm. Theology meets regexp(3)... think its time for a new sig... (God)?|(god)*|(god)+

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  77. Maritz Travel Corp. by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Around 1989, I noticed the Maritz Travel rep at my office had all kinds of literature with "Internet (R)(TM)" printed on it. They were doing a huge marketing campaign for their network.

    Well I, being the geek, confronted the travel rep about this, asking how they can possibly claim a trademark for their network, when "internet" already was common usage for a public network.

    Stupid travel rep didn't have a clue what I was talking about, and letters to managers in that company went unanswered.

    I think there is a potential problem here. Maritz Travel could conceivably prevail in a trademark dispute over the word "Internet" applied to a computer network.

    Nobody cared in 1989, and I doubt anyone cares today. They won't care until someone wins a lawsuit over it, I suppose.

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  78. WTF. by thewiz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Must be nice to have the time to worry about whether it should be the "I"nternet or the "i"nternet, "e-"mail or "e"mail. Don't people have "B"etter things to do with their lives?

    I "G"uess not.....

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  79. Re:WRONG! Link to CNN transcript where Gore said i by Seanasy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Vinton Cerf (generally acknowledged as the father of the Internet):

    I am taking the liberty of sending to you both a brief summary of Al Gore's Internet involvement, prepared by Bob Kahn and me. As you know, there have been a seemingly unending series of jokes chiding the vice president for his assertion that he "took the initiative in creating the Internet."

    Bob and I believe that the vice president deserves significant credit for his early recognition of the importance of what has become the Internet.

    More here: http://www.firstmonday.dk/issues/issue5_10/wiggins /
  80. They just missed a little detail...... by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 2, Informative
    From the article

    Why? The simple answer is because there is no earthly reason to capitalize any of these words. Actually, there never was.

    Now, in Andrew Tanembaum's "Computer Networks, Third Edition" is an interesting part in chapter one that says:

    (...) A collection of interconnected networks is called an internetwork or just internet.

    (Here goes a paragraph explainin what a WAN is, snipped for brevity)

    To avoid confusion, please note that the word "internet" will always be used in this book in a generic sense. In contrastm the Internet (note uppercase I) means a specific worldwide internet that is widely used to connect universities, government offices (....)

    So there IS a reason to capitalize "Internet". Namely to indicate it is the internet we all know, instead of a minor internet somewhere else.

    These two terms are also defined in RFC-1983 (Internet users' glossary), as defined in Tanembaum's book, with that distinction especially indicated. Sure, RFC-1983 is marked as "Informational", but it's still a RFC, and it shows a valid reason for the capitalization.

    Clearly someone at Wired did not do the necesary research.
  81. microsoft by kaleco · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were going to decapitalise 'Microsoft', but in the end capitalism was just too much a part of their image.

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  82. Finally! by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What next, will they also stop capitalizing "usenet" and "web browser" and
    "service provider" and "post office" and "bank" and "grep" and "sort"?

    If internet were a proper noun, there would be other worldwide communications
    networks with other names. (No, don't say the phone network; phones and
    web browsers transmit their data over the *same* network, they just do it
    rather differently.) TCP/IP over avian carriers never really caught on,
    for some strange reason, so we only have one internet. But if we had did
    have two distinct internetworks, they'd both be internets.

    usenet is an edge case -- it really probably ought to be a proper noun, but
    it comes out of Unix culture, so it's lowercase as a matter of case-sensitive
    spelling, even at the beginning of a sentence, like grep and sort (when sort
    is used as a proper noun -- when sort is used as a verb or a common noun it's
    from standard English and is capitalized according to the normal rules).

    And yes, this is consistent with the normal rules of English, in the sense
    that the normal rules of English allow for exceptions based on sepcial rules
    pertaining to a given etymological source. There are also many English
    words that are CamelCased -- and I don't just mean computer words, either --
    because of their etymology or the particulars of the field they come from.
    Similarly, words derived from foreign languages often form their plurals
    specially or are pronounced specially according to the rules of the source
    language or field, e.g., pianos and filet, respectively. case-sensitive
    spellings from Unix culture are consistent with this.

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