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AOL Kills Usenet Access

Numair writes "BetaNews is reporting that AOL is about to terminate Usenet access for its users. Now, before everyone starts rejoicing ... where is the Usenet community going to find another large media company to protect it from frivolous copyright lawsuits?"

576 comments

  1. Wow. by kalidasa · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like September did end, after all.

    Sorry folks, couldn't help it.

    1. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      does anyone else have fucked up slashdot rendering using firefox on xp? the left menu and body consistently overlap. it's pissing me off. i have to refresh multiple times to fix it.

    2. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Use a real browser. I've found IE to be a rock solid, secure platform.

      Other might have differing opinions

    3. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and I find that quite humorous that a website that has such a raging hardon for Firefox doesn't even render correctly in that browser.

      Never had that problem with MSIE!

    4. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ctrl+mousewheelup followed by ctrl+mousewheeldown

    5. Re:Wow. by Miffe · · Score: 1

      Press Ctrl + then Ctrl - to fix it

    6. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It looks like September did end, after all.

      For those who don't get it:

      http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/S/September-that- never-ended.html

    7. Re:Wow. by HiredMan · · Score: 5, Funny



      Me too!!!!!!!!

      =tkk

    8. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL

    9. Re:Wow. by lachlan76 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Umm...can someone please tell me wtf that meant? ;)

      Has it got to do with the song "When September Ends"? That doesn't make any sense, but hey, it's 3:30AM, i'm listening to it right now, and i have no other ideas :)

    10. Re:Wow. by bamberg · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the days before widespread internet usage, a significant percentage of the participants in Usenet were college students. Every September would see an influx of newbies who didn't have a clue about Usenet conventions and would disrupt things until they were educated. When AOL gained Usenet access people referred to it as "the September that never ended", referring to the fact that there was now a constant influx of clueless newbies.

    11. Re:Wow. by JPriest · · Score: 2, Insightful
      See explanation here

      One of the seasonal rhythms of the Usenet used to be the annual September influx of clueless newbies who, lacking any sense of netiquette, made a general nuisance of themselves. This coincided with people starting college, getting their first internet accounts, and plunging in without bothering to learn what was acceptable. These relatively small drafts of newbies could be assimilated within a few months. But in September 1993, AOL users became able to post to Usenet, nearly overwhelming the old-timers' capacity to acculturate them; to those who nostalgically recall the period before, this triggered an inexorable decline in the quality of discussions on newsgroups. Syn. eternal September

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    12. Re:Wow. by SMQ · · Score: 1

      Linked from TFA: Eternal September

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    13. Re:Wow. by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, it's a reference to the "Eternal September," or the September of 1993, when AOL first provided Usenet access to its users. September was usually a time when a lot of new users showed up; things would normally calm down pretty quickly as the new users learned proper conduct. This didn't happen when AOL stormed onto the scene, and the september of 1993 came to be known as the "September that never Ended."

      Now that they're gone, maybe the ordeal is finally over? Probably not, but we can dream, can't we? :-)

      More info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

    14. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you don't understand the reference, it's referring to you !

      (In Soviet Russia...)

    15. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speculation attributes it to unclosed html tags, thank you, /code.

    16. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA Thats funny!

    17. Re:Wow. by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2, Informative

      Install the slashfix extension.

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    18. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or get Firefox/Opera which are more secure.

    19. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happy October 1st!

    20. Re:Wow. by Ex+Machina · · Score: 4, Informative

      and the original post And yes, he is alive, well and still reachable at the easily-despamed email address used there.

    21. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox and Opera are missing important features, such as the ability to bring the whole desktop down when they crash.

    22. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK, there's a new force working to n00bify Usenet.

    23. Re:Wow. by Temporal · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's a known bug in Firefox which seems to have greater effect on people with slower internet connections. It will be fixed in the next version (it's currently "fixed in the trunk"). In the meantime, as others have commented, you can fix it by increasing and decreasing the text size (ctrl + mousewheel or ctrl + +/-).

      I do agree that it is ridiculous that Firefox 1.0 was let out the door with this bug. For people on slow or even medium-speed connections, this bug happens a lot, and many have no idea how to fix fix it. I have friends who tried Firefox and decided that they hated it because of this bug. I'm guessing the developers are all on fast connections and thus had no idea how often this bug manifests.

    24. Re:Wow. by westlake · · Score: 4, Interesting
      When AOL gained Usenet access people referred to it as "the September that never ended", referring to the fact that there was now a constant influx of clueless newbies

      But without new blood Usenet ages and dies.

      What happens if other ISPs decide that maintaining a news server for a handful of Geeks is no longer worth the trouble?

    25. Re:Wow. by Columcille · · Score: 1

      I've got a high speed connection and this glitch shows up commonly on slashdot. Doesn't manifest itself on other sites so far as I've noticed.

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    26. Re:Wow. by M1000 · · Score: 1

      please send me pictures to my email

      Me, too!

    27. Re:Wow. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, it won't. If all the riftraft and other clueless morons leave Usenet then it will become a useful comunications tool for a small but well inteligent group of users again. Small I mean as in 10,000 or 20,000 users. In other words it will return to its roots where people, such as myself, will begin running small and large servers decited to the free exchange of ideals. I think this could be the beginning to a new golden age for Usenet myself.

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    28. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I get so tired of Internet Elitists. The AOLer's are here, they've been here for a long time, their a part of the culture. Deal with it. I delt with it a LONG time ago, and I simply moved on. For those longing for the days of BBS's and civil decussions before the days of K-leet and K-R@D typing, I recommend a couple of third world countries that are not yet connected to the Internet. You can start your own elitist communities... Lord knows their economies could use the boost. In the mean time, those of us who got used to the AOLer's don't have to listen to your bitching.

    29. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh well... The idea is to have a relatively CONTROLLED flow of new people. That way the newbies can learn how the system works (as they are forced to because they are in minority). As more newbies flow in, the older ones have already adapted to the system. Therefore no matter how MANY flow in, they all adapt if the flow is distributed over a longer time.

      Imagine if all of China's people would suddenly move to America. That's over one billion people. "Native" americans would become a minority. Chinese culture would taker over entirely.

    30. Re:Wow. by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      For those who don't get it:

      They could RTFA, as well. I know - I'm a dreamer.

    31. Re:Wow. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Hell, it could be better. Think of instead of using the old forward and store system of article distribution we can cross it with modern P2P technology. Instead of one central server or a backbone servers to store huge caches of articles smaller home machines on cable and ASDL connections could have smaller caches. There would just be more of them. Of course small home machine is purely subjective. Most of us have machines many times more powerful than machines that used to run Usenet. For instance this box that I'm typing this on is a 64bit system with 2GB of RAM and well over a teribyte of harddrive space.

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    32. Re:Wow. by bamberg · · Score: 1

      But without new blood Usenet ages and dies.

      I think with AOL the issues were the quantity of newcomers and the rate at which they appeared. Prior to AOL people joined Usenet at a relatively slow rate compared to the size of the existing body of posters. This meant that newbies who didn't know netiquette were heavily outnumbered so they were more likely to conform to the existing standards. When AOL began providing Usenet access this changed. The sheer number of AOL members was so great that the they didn't feel any pressure to conform to the existing standards. This may have been a neutral or even positive development if they had brought a new standard but instead it was just chaos.

      What happens if other ISPs decide that maintaining a news server for a handful of Geeks is no longer worth the trouble?

      If that happens then the people who really care about Usenet will use providers like Giganews while those who don't care will stop using it. I think certain groups (particularly technical groups) might welcome this; other, more social groups might not.

      One advantage that Usenet provided in the days before the web was that it was a central location for discussing things. (Note that I don't mean architecturally; the actual servers are distributed). These days, for a lot of subjects there is no central location to discuss things, which just leads to a bunch of separate, smaller groups that can't provide the same breadth of experience and perspective.

    33. Re:Wow. by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

      We might need to come up with a P2P Usenet then.

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    34. Re:Wow. by _mythdraug_ · · Score: 1

      Or they could just read the article, since it also explains the reference.

    35. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It looks like September did end, after all.

      Unfortunately Usenet died as a useful service years ago. I can't even remember the last time I actually read it with an NNTP client. Sometimes I search on Google Groups, but even that sucks now with their new layout. Most of my useful information comes from websites rather than Usenet articles anymore.

    36. Re:Wow. by ArghBlarg · · Score: 1

      Aha. So others are having this problem too then. I suspected it was something to do with our straw-sized work internet connection. I never see these problems at home, but through the work connection it happens quite often...

      I'd agree that it's probably some interaction between slashcode and slow net connections and/or buggy firewalls, and not Firefox's rendering engine.

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    37. Re:Wow. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Um, I hate to break it to you, AC, but the code doesn't give a flying fuck which browser you use to render it, and the people who post comments (ie, the people with the raging hardon) almost certainly didn't write the code that fails to render properly.

      > Never had that problem with MSIE!

      Neither have I. It was the spyware, adware and various other malware that MSIE lets in that caused me to swap.

    38. Re:Wow. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      A teribyte of harddrive space?

      That's a lot of pictures of Ms. Hatcher.

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    39. Re:Wow. by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      If all the riftraft and other clueless morons leave Usenet then it will become a useful comunications tool for a small but well inteligent group of users again. Small I mean as in 10,000 or 20,000 users. In other words it will return to its roots where people, such as myself, will begin running small and large servers decited to the free exchange of ideals.

      You have no clue about the irony in your post, do you?

    40. Re:Wow. by aputerguy · · Score: 1

      I have long had the same problem intermittently with Mozilla 1.7 (and other versions) under XP.

      It amazes me that a website known for its pro OpenSource/anti-M$ bias and specifically for its pro-Mozilla/anti-IE opinions( all of which are IMHO *good* things) screws up on rendering its home page under Mozilla or Firefox.

      Why does a techie site like Slashdot fail where even the most lame commercial or private website has no such problems? Seems pretty pathetic to me.

      Thanks though for the Ctl+/Ctl- hack -- works fine for me and is definitely better than my previous approach to continually reload the page.

      BTW, does this hack also work when things are so f'd up that only the menu frames are rendered without any of the article texts?

    41. Re:Wow. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      You have no clue about the irony in your post, do you?

      If you mean by assuming that you will be one of them leaving, I sure do. But I have to admit it will be nice to be back on Usenet after your gone. Haven't been on it in years.

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    42. Re:Wow. by aputerguy · · Score: 1

      This might be positive for techie groups where some people prize a certain measure of exlcusivity that keeps the level of discussion up and the newbies out. However, some of my favorite groups now are non-technical advice groups such as alt.home.repair which relies on a large number of experts in home repair. These people are by their nature more likely to be aol people than techno geeks. Since the usefullness of the group depends to a large extent on the number of experienced home repair people reading the group, the loss of AOL will decrease the richness of answers. We need to remember that Usenet serves as a base of answers to more than just lite techie questions. In fact, if anything Usenet is less important for me for tech answers since there are many other places to get the info, such as listservs. But for things like home repair or other hobbies, there are not as many other discussion forum options or listservs.

    43. Re:Wow. by bamberg · · Score: 1

      Indeed. That's the sort of thing that I was referring to in my last paragraph. The home repair people from AOL will probably migrate to web forums, but almost certainly not all to the same one. It is possible that Google Groups (which is apparently more than just a Usenet interface) could act as a replacement, given how well-known Google is and the fact that it's web-based and therefore wouldn't be blocked by AOL.

    44. Re:Wow. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Increment your text size up once and down once, it corrects the inproperly rendered page. CTRL+ and CTRL-, if i remember correctly.

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    45. Re:Wow. by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      But without new blood Usenet ages and dies.

      I really feel that Usenet is one of those things that people have to be shown it to realize it exist and has potential to be useful. I'm amazed as many AOLers found it to be honest, though the reader they gave them was rather self limiting as far as what they could do with it, but did allow some very basic message filtering.

      Usenet is becomming more and more obscure as web message boards dedicated to single topics spring up. I would hate for every group to lie behind registration, but without a new influx of people into usenet that is what will eventually happen.

      The main barriers now seems to be simply entering the NNTP settings for people and people figuring out how to subscribe to various groups, and then how to actually use their message filters to make it a tolerable experience. But there is another barrier to this which is growing, many ISP's are no longer offering access to newsgroups, or are doing it behind an awful web based interface. While the web based interface bypasses the entering of NNTP settings, they usually don't allow filtering, or to be able to take full advantage of the things it can do (such as transfer multipart files).

      Pretty much if we want it to be around, the more geekier set need to talk to reasonably good peopele and ask if they use it, and if not show them how to use it & how to actually get the most out of it beyond the basics. Otherwise it's likely to disappear, and then we all lose.

      In my view it's as simple as introducing people to it every now and then that you know to be decent.

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    46. Re:Wow. by greed · · Score: 1
      You have no clue about the irony in your post, do you?

      Well, despite the irony, as long as AOL does not turn to blocking the NNTP ports, any AOL subscriber who wishes to retain USENET access can use the same methods that some of us already use: Find a USENET service provider that isn't part of your ISP. I'm using supernews, because my ISP's NNTP server is junk.

      And are there not web-based USENET services out there also?

      You don't need everything provided by your ISP. That's the beauty of the Internet; once you're on, you can access any server that has the features you want.

      The only problem is finding out which servers are available....

    47. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume he was referring to the fact that you were calling people "clueless morons", while making stupid spelling/grammar mistakes. It's "riff-raff", not "rift-raft"; "communications", not "comunications"; "very intelligent", not "well inteligent"; "dedicated", not "decited"; and "free exchange of ideas", not "free exchange of ideals".

    48. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usenet is becomming more and more obscure as web message boards dedicated to single topics spring up.

      I've noticed a rash of "message boards" pop up that are nothing more than front-ends to Usenet groups, except that they don't tell people the name of the newsgroup (or even that it isn't content exclusive to that website), and they claim copyright at the bottom of each page, despite duplicating countless other peoples posts.

    49. Re:Wow. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Who gives a fuck what you are he was referriing too? On Usenet it is bad manners to correct someone over bad grammer and bad spelling. It will be nice to go back to a place where ideals and content are valued instead of the small mistakes that don't matter. Won't it be great to see us go so fools like you can continue to debate on /. grammer and spelling mistakes? I imagine that is all you will be debating.

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    50. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd agree that it's probably some interaction between slashcode and slow net connections and/or buggy firewalls, and not Firefox's rendering engine.

      Umm... WTF? The person you are replying to explicitly mentioned that it's a known, fixed Firefox bug. What the hell kind of cognitive dissonance has warped your brain so badly that you misread that as "Firefox is perfect, it's Slashdot's fault!"?

    51. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On Usenet it is bad manners to correct someone over bad grammer and bad spelling.

      It's also bad manners to not point out bad grammar and spelling when somebody is flamed for it and they don't realise. He was, in essence, laughing behind your back. I merely pointed out why.

      Using bad grammar and spelling means a hell of a lot of people will automatically assume you are an idiot. When you have your mistakes pointed out and you tell everyone you don't care to learn how to speak properly, pretty much everybody with a clue will begin to ignore you.

      Write in clear, grammatical, correctly-spelled language

    52. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off

    53. Re:Wow. by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have a fairly high speed connection too and the bug still appears.

      However, I've experienced same type of bug sometimes on e.g. Little Gamers, so it's not /. specific, it's most likely just "bad HTML" specific.

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    54. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the Usenet masses that you are referring to...

    55. Re:Wow. by rho · · Score: 1
      Who gives a fuck what you are he was referriing too? On Usenet it is bad manners to correct someone over bad grammer and bad spelling.

      It's worse manners to rail against people for being unintelligent, even to the point of holding yourself up as a paragon of wit and relevance, when you make egregious mistakes in simple spelling and basic grammar.

      Plus, you sound like you has never been on Usenet. Spelling/Grammar flames are pretty common--it's not that they're considered rude, it's that they're considered lame.

      In other (smaller) words, you have been pWn3d.

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    56. Re:Wow. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Only when going thru my http 1.0 junkbuster proxy. Are you using a proxy of any kind?

    57. Re:Wow. by rspress · · Score: 1

      You almost got it right. If you were a true AOL users it would have been typed in all-caps.

      ME-TOO!!!!!!

    58. Re:Wow. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      And are there not web-based USENET services out there also?

      You mean like little thing?

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    59. Re:Wow. by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      If you don't get it, you're part of that September.

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    60. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It speaks volumes when someone out in userland has to create a browser "fix" to render broken website code that its maintainers refuse to fix themselves.

      Slashdot is popular because it sucks, and the editors-that-don't-edit-a-damn-thing know it.

    61. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happens if other ISPs decide that maintaining a news server for a handful of Geeks is no longer worth the trouble?

      They'll see a huge spike in internet traffic as traffic that used to stay on their local network moves to p2p systems. I know people sucking over 30GB/month off newshost.rr.com. AOL didn't provide real USENET anyway, just a Google Groups style interface which I hear wasn't very good.

    62. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >does anyone else have fucked up slashdot rendering using firefox on xp?
      Me too!

    63. Re:Wow. by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although it is the result of a bug, one could argue that Slashdot's unique HTML certainly doesn't make Firefox's job any easier.

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    64. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Head on over to Mozilla's bug database. There is a testcase there that is completely valid HTML that exhibits the same problem as Slashdot. Slashdot's crap HTML has absolutely nothing to do with it. Yet somehow, people seem keen on convincing themselves that it's something Slashdot is doing wrong. You're doing it right now. You acknowledge that it's a Firefox bug, yet somehow you still place the blame with Slashdot!

    65. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it won't. If all the riftraft and other clueless morons leave Usenet then it will become a useful comunications tool for a small but well inteligent group of users again. In other words it will return to its roots where people, such as myself...

      I, for one, hope there are more intelligent users than inteligent users. But, since there are few restrictions on newsgroups, I'm sure you'll be allowed back as well.

    66. Re:Wow. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Fuck you too, you pile of useless shit. Idiots such as yourself and your crones are what have destroyed Usenet and Slashdot itself. I remember when I could store several weeks worth of intelligent conversations on a 40MB harddrive and download them with a 1200bps modem.

      Spelling and grammar mistakes where ignored because English wasn't people's first language and correction posts took up harddrive space. Space that more valuable storing a intelligent post than a stupid grammar correction. The where also ignored because people where posting to it between classes and had limited time so they typed fast and made mistakes. But that wasn't important, it was the content.

      Now then fools, such as yourself, come along an think it's your duty to correct every little mistake that someone makes. There once was a time when intelligent discussions could be found here. Those times are long gone. Time to put Slashdot in read-only mode an head for greener pastures.

      Fuck all you bastards and the horse you rode in on.

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    67. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what the hell are riftraft? I've heard of riff-raff, but riftraft is a new one by me.

    68. Re:Wow. by Anopheles · · Score: 1

      Yikes... I haven't seen a flamewar like this since I was last on Usenet! (1995-or-so)...

      Pardon me while I sit back and open up a can of beer. This is better than TV.

    69. Re:Wow. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was pretty good wasn't it? Time to let it die and get on with life.

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    70. Re:Wow. by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 1

      Firefox 1.0 displays Slashdot perfectly on my XP machine.

      I have disabled images, javascript, java and am running adblock.

    71. Re:Wow. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      AOL just passed the torch (and the headaches) onto Google.

    72. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you mean by assuming that you will be one of them leaving, I sure do.

      So that's a no, then.

    73. Re:Wow. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And top-posted

    74. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you consider comments with actual worth - containing information on how to communicate more effectively - to be useless, yet post comment after comment that contains nothing but insults? Got it.

    75. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you consider comments with actual worth - containing information on how to communicate more effectively - to be useless, yet post comment after comment that contains nothing but insults? Got it. fuck off....

    76. Re:Wow. by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Let what die, dude? And why?

    77. Re:Wow. by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Yes, it happens on fast connections, too, just much less often. I think it has to do with the progressive rendering code (disclaimer: pure speculation on my part). That is, if part of the page is rendered at the right moment before the whole page has been downloaded, you get the bug. This obviously would happen more often on slower connections because they are less likely to receive the whole page before rendering starts, but it could happen on any connection under the right conditions.

      It happens on other sites, too. It would have to: Firefox obviously doesn't treat Slashdot as a special case. It seems that whatever HTML triggers it simply isn't used by many sites.

    78. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For somebody called "Lord Apathy", you seem pretty damn uptight. Have a hint on the house: ditch the attitude, ditch the stupid moniker and ditch... well pretty much everything related to your personality.

    79. Re:Wow. by Temporal · · Score: 1

      I'd agree that it's probably some interaction between slashcode and slow net connections and/or buggy firewalls, and not Firefox's rendering engine.

      No, it's not. The raw HTML is not being mangled in transit; if it were, you'd be seeing much larger problems. It is a bug in Firefox's rendering engine. The reason it is non-deterministic with Slashdot seems to have something to do with progressive rendering (which is affected by network speed). There are other sites, though, where the bug manifests every single time you load them, regardless of speed.

    80. Re:Wow. by rs79 · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Never had that problem with MSIE!

      You spelled it wrong. It's "MS AAAIIIEEEEEEEE!"

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    81. Re:Wow. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      The original post. And yes, he is alive, well and still reachable at the easily-despamed email address used there.

      But not easily de-googled :(

    82. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one wants to admit that they should have switched to Opera.

      It has ads, you know.

    83. Re:Wow. by eddiec · · Score: 1

      I've got a 512k connection at home and a much faster connection at work and I *always* get this problem on Slashdot with Firefox.

    84. Re:Wow. by typan · · Score: 1
      You're not going to have ideals nor contact when no one can understand each other.

      That's the point of spelling & grammar. Already it has gotten to the point on this site & others that I cannot understand what someone is saying because of their spelling errors.

    85. Re:Wow. by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      I've found that using the nukeanything extension on the blank space works well to fix the problem with all the text being off the right side of the screen.

    86. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling and grammar mistakes where ignored because English wasn't people's first language

      This is utter bullshit. If ever there was a reason to use clear, grammatically correct English, it's because non-native speakers might be reading it.

    87. Re:Wow. by BobNET · · Score: 1

      It speaks volumes when someone out in userland has to create a browser "fix" to render broken website code that its maintainers refuse to fix themselves.

      IE7

    88. Re:Wow. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Here. Now quitcherbellyachin'.

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    89. Re:Wow. by Ex+Machina · · Score: 1

      what's his name

      and what's his domain name.... (no hostname)

    90. Re:Wow. by aqua · · Score: 1

      Google's users are already causing plenty of headaches for the rest of Usenet. Usenet participation on Google Groups is up a good deal since they switched over to their gmail-style interface, and had been growing steadily even before that.

      Problem is, the new google-groups system has a number of interface problems which cause problems for everyone else on usenet -- the most serious of which tend to cause posters to reply to random points in established threads, and to post without any quoting to supply context. The UI does have a reply feature which supplies quoting, but it's hidden inside a DHTML-popout zone, while the large obvious "Reply" link offers no quoting. Their UI flattens threads, which leads users to lose track of thread structure and reply to the wrong post, confusing everyone.

      Further, because they store infinite history, Google users who search around sometimes reply to months- or years-old threads which are no longer on anyone's news server and which make no sense outside of context.

      I help moderate a newsgroup, and Google's users are causing no end of frustration and annoyance. It's hard to say whether the endless-September phenomenon of Google's ill-behaved userbase is really up to the standards of 1993 -- back then the AOL influx was apalling, but we had a fairly different signal-to-noise situation then. Maybe we're all just inured to this sort of thing by now.

    91. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I've got a 256k connection at home... And I haven't the faintest idea what you guys are talking about.

      Works perfectly fer me..

    92. Re:Wow. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I've had dejagoogle-originated posts killfiled for 11 months for those same reasons

    93. Re:Wow. by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Except for those of us who were only 5 years old, that September, and therefore had no chance of either getting it or being part of it.
      Although I could just be a "noob" like the rest of them, but I like to delude myself into thinking otherwise.

      ... Now what are these password things people keep telling me about?

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    94. Re:Wow. by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      No, I know it's not because of Slashdot's invalid HTML. I'm just saying that because Slashdot uses a lot of nested tables (which is completely legal) it might increase the odds of Gecko not being able to handle it.

      If you want to place blame, blame lies with Mozilla. But at the same time, the bug has to be triggered by something in Slashdot's HTML. Just because that thing is legal doesn't mean that's not what's causing it.

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    95. Re:Wow. by rho · · Score: 1
      First I figured that you were simply a real asshole. Now, I think you're just a troll. I'll feed you just once more before I get back to picking my nose, scratching my ass, or whatever else I can come up with that's more edifying than bantering with you.

      First, let's touch on the blinding irony in a 6-digit Slashdot UID telling a 4-digit Slashdot UID about Slashdot's "good old days". No wait, don't tell me--you "forgot your password" for your original nick, UID 7. Or maybe you were "tired of the other name", so you went with the ever meaningful "Lord Apathy".

      Second, you can still store several weeks of intelligent conversations on a 40MB hard drive. You may not be aware of it, but text is lightweight and highly compressible. Or do you mean to imply that you used to serve a feed over UUCP? Somehow I find it more likely that you invented Usenet than that you were capable of configuring the files neccessary to set up a net-news server without riddling it with unparsable (or disastrous) spelling errors. You'll have to forgive if I call bullshit on you.

      Third, it took precisely 8 seconds before somebody figured out how to post binaries to Usenet--in a format that increased the size of the binaries by approximately 25% or so. Nobody was complaining about correction posts so long as alt.binaries.whatever existed. Unless you're trying to imply that you were around when Usenet was two VAXen connected by baling wire. Since the only people using Usenet way back in the day were academics, your execrable spelling puts the lie to that claim. (I know that, now, total morons can get into Duke and UNC so long as they can throw a football or make a basket, but we're talking 1980 here.)

      Fourth, I'm quite easy about spelling and grammar mistakes, so long as they aren't made by pompous shitheads (that's you). There are plenty of intelligent convos to be had, even on Slashdot, so long as you don't start your side of it with "Well, I know you're stupid and I'm smart, but..."

      Fifth, don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you. May I suggest IRC--nobody will correct your stupid mistakes there as they're too concerned about getting posted on bash.org.

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    96. Re:Wow. by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      I saw the article headline and thought to myself, "Damn, why couldn't they have done that 12 years ago and saved us all a lot of headaches?"

    97. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where? I don't see no ads.

    98. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, I think you're just a troll.

      <AOL>
      LOL!!!L!!!111!!111
      ME TOOO!!!
      </AOL>

      (thanks, he really needed that slap.)

    99. Re:Wow. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Not sure it was funny, but it certainly was relevant - that was my first thought as well. Though somehow I doubt it.

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  2. Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow I can't be excited about this. The damage has already been done, and they're just moving on to poison something else.

    1. Re:Yawn. by grub · · Score: 1


      The damage has already been done, and they're just moving on to poison something else. http://www.aol.com/Me-Too.torrent ?

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  3. Google by MikeDX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://www.google.com/

    1. Re:Google by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      The poster was talking about: http://groups.google.com/googlegroups/basics.html and if who ever modded him down thinks google is small.. check this out: http://www.ugfc.org/2004/07/google_stock_pr.html

      seriosuly.. some mods.. tsk tsk.

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    2. Re:Google by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      yeah, who cares about AOL. Google still has the groups
      http://groups-beta.google.com/

    3. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dewd! your Nat Portman link 404'ed! not funny man!

    4. Re:Google by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      I guess they got mad, I put a smaller one up.

    5. Re:Google by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 1

      Funny, that. If you'd posted http://www.google.com.au/grphp?hl=en&tab=wg&q= you'd have been modded insightful.

  4. no more me too posts by shamage · · Score: 1, Funny

    What no more me to posts that we have all come to love :-)

    1. Re:no more me too posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punctuation is a wonderful thing....

    2. Re:no more me too posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too!

    3. Re:no more me too posts by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're gonna miss those?

      <AOL>ME TOO!</AOL>

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    4. Re:no more me too posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling is too!

  5. Good for AOL by slashnutt · · Score: 3, Informative

    AOL users got their bad name by posting too many ME TOO!, what is a.b.misc, and reply:01/99 - can you repost 2-99.

    Giganews and other big name vendors will gladly sell you Usenet service and best yet you can change the port in which you connect with; say port 80 and AOL cant block as they cant figure out if your using HTTP or NTP; they could block the IP address but then again you could use an anonymous proxy and the battle continues. That being said, I hope people know that there are other ISPs that are willing to have you as a customer. If the law suites go after say Giganews then I bet there is some Swiss news account (ok ok when I say Swiss accounts I mean services that wont divulge any information to anyone no matter who's asking).

    1. Re:Good for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too.

    2. Re:Good for AOL by pjt33 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      you can change the port in which you connect with; say port 80 and AOL cant block as they cant figure out if your using HTTP or NTP
      It's not that hard to look at the first line of a request and see whether it contains the string " HTTP/". They may not want the expense of figuring it out, but it's certainly technically possible.
    3. Re:Good for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet there is some Swiss news account (ok ok when I say Swiss accounts I mean services that wont divulge any information to anyone no matter who's asking)

      why don't you just say what you mean, and skip the parentheticals?

    4. Re:Good for AOL by FreshlyShornBalls · · Score: 1
      That being said, I hope people know that there are other ISPs that are willing to have you as a customer.

      Isn't that kind of the way it works? I've always looked at AOL as Internet training wheels. Once a user learns how to "ride", the training wheels do nothing but slow them down. Eventually, the wheels come off and the user moves to a "real" ISP.

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    5. Re:Good for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They may not want the expense of figuring it out, but it's certainly technically possible.

      It's not even that big an expense to them since they have their own caching proxy servers (formerly inktomi) that process HTTP headers on each request anyway.

      One more reasons to use encryption everywhere (https in this case)

    6. Re:Good for AOL by VeryApt · · Score: 1

      But was it an AOL user who started it all?

    7. Re:Good for AOL by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      you can change the port in which you connect with; say port 80 and AOL cant block as they cant figure out if your using HTTP or NTP; they could block the IP address but then again you could use an anonymous proxy and the battle continues.

      Any AOL user that bright is not in danger when on usenet, nor are they a nusience to usenet.
      -nB

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    8. Re:Good for AOL by jack_call · · Score: 1

      But why should they filter what people download? just don't keep logs of it, like astraweb. not even the MPAA/RIAA(the arses) are going to sue the ISP to get the log files, because they suspect, some Joe Schmoe is downloading

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    9. Re:Good for AOL by pla · · Score: 2, Informative

      Giganews and other big name vendors will gladly sell you Usenet service and best yet you can change the port in which you connect with; say port 80 and AOL cant block as they cant figure out if your using HTTP or NTP

      Alternately, you could just RTFA... "The ISP's pop-up message advises subscribers that newsgroup services are available from third-party providers."

      They don't care if AOL subscribers access USENet. They just don't want to provide it as a free service anymore. And, even as an old-timer (from waaaaay back inn'a win'ner of '91) that still reads and posts to USENet, I can appreciate (and in fact, applaud, if it will cut down on clueless AOL users on USENet) their stance. 95% of people haven't even heard of NNTP, 4.999% use it to suck down massive amounts of copyright-infringing material, and the remaining 0.001% probably has the ability to find an alternate source (such as GigaNews).

      Personally, I have to wonder why people even still use AOL. Once upon a time, in the early days of the 'net, AOL actually had aquite a lot of content that you couldn't access without an account. But now? Nothing but a web-browser-with-training-wheels that charges you for the "service" of treating you like an intellectual toddler.

    10. Re:Good for AOL by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      From the article: "The message also notes that users with separate high-speed connections may be able to arrange newsgroup access through their broadband provider."

      Ok...what I don't understand...why would anybody, with a real ISP, broadband account be going through AOL in the first place??

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    11. Re:Good for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not that hard to look at the first line of a request and see whether it contains the string " HTTP/". They may not want the expense of figuring it out, but it's certainly technically possible.

      That is not the way the HTTP protocol works. The string "HTTP" is not sent; the request can start with "GET", "HEAD", or a number of others that are not necessarily unique to HTTP.

    12. Re:Good for AOL by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I've written a basic HTTP daemon. I've debugged Apache setups using telnet to port 80. I've read the RFC. The first line of an HTTP request contains the method, the request URI, and the HTTP version, which at present is either "HTTP/1.0" or "HTTP/1.1".

    13. Re:Good for AOL by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Nothing but a web-browser-with-training-wheels that charges you for the "service" of treating you like an intellectual toddler.

      Which goes to show you, there is a ton of money to be made by treating the general public like intellectual toddlers.

      You can even call them "Dummies" to their face, and they'll buy your products as shown by the profits generated by the "... for dummies" series.

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    14. Re:Good for AOL by freakmn · · Score: 1

      But it fixes your computer when your 3 year old pounds on the keyboard with a rubber hammer. Isn't that great?

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    15. Re:Good for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A suggestion for those of us with a little money on their hands:

      I'd like to see a institution which labels ISPs "rawIP" or "non-rawIP". So that everyone knows what to expect from an ISP.

      I certainly don't want an ISP with firewall/anti-virus/port blocking functionality. I just want an unobstructed way for the packets going to/from my network.

    16. Re:Good for AOL by timeOday · · Score: 1
      They just don't want to provide it as a free service anymore.
      Correction: they just don't want to provide it as an included service anymore. This is a backdoor rate hike.
    17. Re:Good for AOL by nospmiS+remoH · · Score: 1

      Ok...what I don't understand...why would anybody, with a real ISP, broadband account be going through AOL in the first place??

      I posed this question in the mid 90's figuring AOL was pretty much useless since you could get the connection without the annoying fluff. Apparently I unerestimated how much people like annoying fluff. Now that I am a bit older, I have realized the #1 rule of marketing: People are stupid.

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    18. Re:Good for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wasnt getting usernet along with my comcast service,I wouldnt have it, I would never pay for usernet. Far too much spam and getting worse

    19. Re:Good for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL cant block as they cant figure out if your using HTTP or NTP

      Yeah, but they'd certainly wonder why there's so much NTP (http://www.ntp.org/) traffic... how many times a day do you have to set your clock?

    20. Re:Good for AOL by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

      *points to comma*

      The only piece of punctuation that AOL users know how to use are exclamation marks. That post clearly contained a comma and thus must have been someone impersonating an AOL user.

      ND

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  6. Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the article:

    One dismayed user likened AOL members to drunk drivers on the Information Super Highway.

    Hm, for the most part, they're still just exactly like that. Nothing's changed in 11 years. Unfortunately, this isn't going to kill AOL, as one other person suggested. Somehow, as badly as AOL sucks, they manage to continue to survive. Maybe it's all those CDs they keep distributing everywhere. Want an AOL CD? Go to Burger King! They make half-decent frisbees...

    But I'll take anything that reduces AOL's Internet presence as a good thing for the Internet.

    Oh, and the frivolous lawsuit was against AOL, not Usenet. You can't sue Usenet. It's too decentralized.

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    1. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      Now if we can just get them off IRC we'll really be cookin'!

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    2. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Want an AOL CD? Go to Burger King! They make half-decent....

      For a second there, I thought you were about to suggest that an AOL CD was an ingredient in a sandwich.

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    3. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let's not knock AOL too much. In all honesty, their simple/stupid model has helped the Internet community grow. Yes this particular brand of Internet users tends to be on the less informed scale, but they spend money - they help the computer industry grow with their wallets.

      So remember, AOL caters to the simple/stupid crowd.

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    4. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is, what do you think is in those new angus burgers, meat?

    5. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by dsginter · · Score: 4, Funny

      But I'll take anything that reduces AOL's Internet presence as a good thing for the Internet.

      Me too.

      A++ post! Would mod up again.

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    6. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Mononoke · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You can't sue Usenet. It's too decentralized.
      Weren't similar things being said of BitTorrent?
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    7. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Want an AOL CD? Go to Burger King! They make half-decent frisbees...

      Ah, but who makes better frisbees? AOL or Burger King?

    8. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by British · · Score: 1

      So remember, AOL caters to the simple/stupid crowd.

      Look on the bright side. No USENET access means less of a chance of AOl users clicking on binary attatchments to numerous virii.

    9. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      AOL users are paragons of reason and virtue compared to WebTVers, who, from my experience range from borderline mentally retarded through religious nuts to out and out kooks.

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    10. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IRC?

      Is IRC anything like ICQ or AOL instant messenger that I enjoy so much? If so, please tell me where to download this IRC .exe.

      I want to join.

      - AoLLuzer

    11. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by KiltedKnight · · Score: 2, Insightful
      AOL continues to survive because they've had one basic goal when it comes to their client... ease of use out of the box. They want people to be able to take the CD, put it in, install the software, then be able to dial in after answering a couple of questions related to your current area code and location.

      Another thing they have is a national presence. They're portable... meaning you can use it at home or when you travel. One friend of mine uses it for exactly that reason. He lives in one area, travels to another for extended periods of time, and likes the ability to just find a local dial-up number to get to his email. That's all part of his business.

      Is this the best? No. Does it provide what he wants? Yes.

      Overall, I'm not sure how to feel about this. Part of me is quite elated, because I remember early on when they first granted Usenet access, how flooded with nonsense some of the groups were. There's another part of me that is somewhat disappointed, because I do know a few people who use AOL for their internet access and post regularly and intelligently to some newsgroups. Those are the people I will kindasorta grieve for, but then again, they're generally internet-savvy enough to find other ways to post there.

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    12. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      yea but the downside is that there is less porn on the web now :(

      xnxx.com does not fill my porn needs.

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    13. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uh, No.

      In fact the author always said BitTorrent was a horrible tool for piracy because it deliberately has a centralized tracker.

    14. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      People still use WebTV? I thought it was EoLed ages ago. It sucked back when the web was actually designed for 640x480 screens and browsers were still unsure about the whole table concept.

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    15. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      We don't want them to kill AOL. Do you really want to unleash the hordes of clueless demonspawn on OUR isps?

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    16. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BitTorrent isn't anything but distributed, only the actual data is, the rest is centralized

    17. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by schemanista · · Score: 1

      For a second there, I thought you were about to suggest that an AOL CD was an ingredient in a sandwich.

      Really? I thought it meant that Burger King was cooking frisbees.

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    18. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't sue Usenet. It's too decentralized.

      You can try, though:

      http://www.k6az.com/forums/acg_federal_lawsuit.p df

    19. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      WebTV pulled IRC capabilities for their users at one point in time because they were getting so many complaints from the community at large, IIRC.

    20. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by iabervon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, if we could only get them to discontinue email by blocking SMTP traffic to and from the internet...

    21. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, that'd be McDonalds... or at least, that's what they taste like...

    22. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      > WebTV pulled IRC capabilities for their users at
      > one point in time because they were getting so
      > many complaints from the community at large, IIRC

      When WebTV first came out, it was marketed via a multi-level marketing scheme. I work at an ISP, and when it was first released, one of my coworkers went to the meeting where WebTV was introduced into our town. She said it was like a religious revival or an Amway emeting. She thought the whole thing was quite bizarre. We got some business out of it, because there was no local dialup number.

      But I think the MLM scheme by its very nature attracts a certain mindset, and when these people started posting on Usenet, you could almost tell that it was a WebTVer just by the style (well, the fact that quoting is turned off by default in the WebTV client was also strongly suggested it).

      I've seen people that surely must either have premature senility or some cognitive issues. I've seen quite a few religious nuts, which sort of fits in with the fact that they were probably sold one via MLM-style hoopla, and I know of a couple of netkooks who are also WebTVers.

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    23. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by SadButTrue · · Score: 1

      try www.mybig.org. I wrote it for personal use, but some others wanted to "use" it.

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    24. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      But I think the MLM scheme by its very nature attracts a certain mindset

      There are many different incarnations of a MLM scheme.

      It'd be easy to create an MLM scheme, incorporate it into the government, and sell it as social security. Oh wait...
      It'd be easy to create an MLM scheme, incorporate it into the government, and sell it as 401(k). Oh wait...
      It'd be easy to create an MLM scheme, incorporate it into the government, and sell it as roads and running water. Oh wait...

      The common denominators of an MLM scheme: it's too complex to understand in plain english. If you're one of the people getting free pizza, you're going to lose your investment. There's always one more test, one more criterion, one more obligation.

      The similarities between MLM schemes and big government are strikingly obvious. You could say that MLM schemes are "Little Brother".

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    25. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, Burger King would never do that, only Mc Choke 'n Puke would use that ingredient for their sandwiches. ;)

    26. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But I'll take anything that reduces AOL's Internet presence as a good thing for the Internet.

      The people I work with/for spend a fortune on hardware, bandwidth, software, and IT services. Basically, they keep geeks in rent and food. But they do that so that they can run their businesses, and a lot of them rely on B2C transactions over the internet. Take away the 20 million or so AOL users that do indeed shop online and spend money, and that's a nasty hit.

      Those people aren't going to go away, and they're not going to get any smarter if they have to go and use MSN or Earthlink, etc. Why not let them spend their $20+/month, and let AOL's customer service people deal with their users' ignorance problems? Better them than the customer service people at my ISP, who I'd rather were dealing with real issues.

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    27. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      WebTV may or may not be gone, but MSN still does their TV net appliance, so you've got much the same thing...

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    28. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      The biggest ISP in the world is going to shut down their servers that replicate Usenet, and that's a good thing? (Well, for me personally, I don't care about Usenet, but for those who use it regularly, this is a majorly bad turn of events).

      Dood, AOL users aren't leaving the internet. If AOL shuts down their operations completely tomorrow, their user base will just switch over to NetZero and Netscape and a bazillion other ISP's.

    29. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 1

      You can't sue Usenet. It's too decentralized.

      It's like the MPAA or the RIAA trying to sue BitTorrent... oh wait.

    30. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, for the most part, they're still just exactly like that. Nothing's changed in 11 years. Unfortunately, this isn't going to kill AOL, as one other person suggested. Somehow, as badly as AOL sucks, they manage to continue to survive. Maybe it's all those CDs they keep distributing everywhere. Want an AOL CD? Go to Burger King! They make half-decent frisbees...

      That's a vicious lie.

      They aren't very good frisbees at all.

      / They do make fine coasters and Christmas ornaments, though.

    31. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by benjamin_pont · · Score: 1

      AOL will disappear whenever that class of people who buy "convenience gadgets" from a fast-talking, screaming shill like Billy Mays all die off. That means, never. :)

    32. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by multiOSfreak · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's hilarious. Wish I had mod points.

    33. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by qray · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting that AOL gets stigmatized by its users. And that opening up access to the masses is viewed as somehow bad.

      While the clueless newbies are a headache, would we be better off shutting them off from internet access or working to educate them on how to become productive internet users.

      Maybe AOL did create a huge "September" effect by bringing the internet to the masses, but is that really a bad thing? Is AOL really to blame?

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    34. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      If AOL shuts down their operations COMPLETELY tomorrow, they're not going to Netscape. It's one of their operations.

      Also, it might hurt the Mozilla Foundation if AOL crashes and burns (then again, the ball's already rolling, so maybe not).

    35. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      WebTVers are indeed a form of life below AOL. Fortunately, this means that posting to Usenet at all is beyond the vast majority of them. AOLers are more annoying because they are as dumb as it is possible to be and still be able to post to a newsgroup.

      Chris Mattern

    36. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Wybaar · · Score: 1

      You can't sue Usenet. It's too decentralized.

      No, but FYI, apparently you can try to sue a newsgroup.

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    37. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      flamebait? WTF are you on crack. Go to hell. And mod this down while your at it. I surf Karma Excellente'

      Shit if i am going to get flamebait I am going to earn it.

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    38. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      That's some nasty "domainism" you got there

      Since I actually had a webtv.net address from 99 to 02 and posted to Slashdot occasionally with my box,I am probably more qualified to judge WebTVers than you. I ddn't see any higher ratio of kooks or whatnot than any other ISP.

      I personally went from WebTV to Linux. I first heard about Linux on Slashdot, read about it on various sites and saw the announcement of the Playstation 2 Linux kit here. I bought it, installed it and use it as my personal machine.

      .

    39. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Yes it's still around, they changed the name to MSNTV you know. They've got new broadband enabled boxes now, in addition to the old ones.

    40. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, they never pulled IRC access. They did close down some technological loopholes in the built in client that some users were exploiting. That's what you may be thinking of.

    41. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      WebTV via MLM? Never heard of it.

      They did try to get ISP's to sell boxes at one time, perhaps that's what you are thinking of. Most WebTVers that I asked bought one because of the infomercials or saw an in-store display. I bought my MAT972 Plus at Sears. Poor thing still sits under the TV, unused and unloved

      By the By WebTV simply couldn't quote in USENET, it could in mail though. WebTVers begged for usenet quoting, but I don't think they ever got it. I stopped using WebTV in 02

    42. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by mikefrommcmurray · · Score: 1

      And yet, their commercials promise "a better Internet" because they give users a virus scanner?

    43. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Actually a LOT of WebTV folk posted to USENET, it was very easy to do. Bring up the address bar type in: news:comp.sys.cbm or whatnot and there you go. You could save newsgroups as favorites or search for a newsgroup by topic easily

      If yoiu searched usenet for @webtv.net or @msntv.net addresses you're sure to find them.

    44. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I have seen a very few posts, mostly garbled to the point of incomprehensibility, but
      never in any numbers. Maybe they just didn't tend to come to the froups I post to.

      Chris Mattern

    45. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Yes it would depend on the newsgroups.

      WebTVer's also have (or did have) their own alt.discuss hierarchy. That's the thing I miss most from my WebTV days, alt.discuss.

    46. Re:Whatever gets AOL off the net is fine with me. by m50d · · Score: 1

      No, they're not going to get smarter. But the problem is not that they're stupid, it's that they're ignorant. They don't need intelligence pills, they just need to be taught. If they used an ISP which you couldn't set up without having read a book about the internet, maybe a few of them wouldn't bother, but I would hope the majority of them would end up on the internet and with much more of a clue.

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  7. Better late than never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The september that never ended is... ending?!

    1. Re:Better late than never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me to!!!

  8. So did Comcast, what's the difference? by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

    Comcast effectively "killed" Usenet access when it told you that you can get it through a third party (which charges after what 2GB?)

    They gave a viable alternative by pointing people to Google Groups. At least they didn't shut off free access then start charging their users for it.

    AOL has a large userbase of morons. How many of those morons read Usenet anyway? It's likely that it is a tiny group of their overall base. Why support something that no one uses and that you can get through other sources anyway?

    1. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by diamondsw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comcast just "outsourced" the news to someone who knows what they're doing - GigaNews. Why should Comcast deal with running news servers and the bandwidth, feeds, and disputes involved in what feeds to distribute, when they can just point their users to a slimmed down GigaNews account?

      Sure, if you're downloading a lot of binaries, you're going to hit the wall pretty fast. But if you're just doing text, the Comcast/Giganews partnership gives MUCH faster access, MUCH longer article retention, and a MUCH wider array of groups than Comcast ever did.

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    2. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by DeionXxX · · Score: 1

      Actually they restarted the program again (I just started using it again yesterday). They are still using Giganews, and there is still a 2GB monthly limit. 2GB is more than enough for any reading of Usenet, and it's also enough for small downloads (random MP3's and files).

    3. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

      Actually when Comcast used the @Home network you originally had almost unlimited downloading capability, then they cut you to 500mb a day which was still really good by todays standards but when @Home went bankrupt and Comcast went to their own network I guess they just didn't want to get into running their own news servers so they farmed it out to Giganews who limited you to 500mb per month. So anyone who had Comcast and used news group downloads regularly got their limit cut to about 1/30th of what it was and ended up still paying the same price, I would have to say that's getting screwed pretty bad.

    4. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By "and files", you mean porn, right?

    5. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast was never on @Home. You are thinking AT&T. At least get your facts straight.

    6. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      Certainly in my area we went from AT&T Tv and @Home cable internet to Comcast Extortion and Comcast Cable Internet.

      I think comcast bought a large part of AT&Ts business. Nothing really changed except the pricing and name.

    7. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

      SBC did as well. I thought about changing, but I had no other options at the time.

      --

      Everytime you look at porn a devil gets their horns.
    8. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

      I do have my facts straight, it is you who are in error.. Comcast, Cox Cable and AT&T all were investors and used the @Home network all or in part until @Home went into bankruptcy. Since you seem so unwilling to take my word for it here is a link to a CNet news article backing me up:

      http://news.com.com/2100-1033-276644.html?legacy=c net/

      So as you see Comcast was Comcast@Home and at least here on the East Coast everyone who was a Comcast broadband customer had an @Home email address.

    9. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      When I first connected via cable, it was excite@home. The service was great. It was operated by my (then) favorite search engine. At 6Mbps, I really couldn't complain... Then AT&T bought them out and dropped the speed to 3Mbps. I was irritated by the speed loss, but they offered me a deal on long distance telephone service. Comcast came along and the speed dropped to 1.5Mbps. The phone deal changed and all my communications were being handled by Comcast (phone (local and long), Internet, TV).

      I stayed with cable because it was still faster then DSL. After a while, they even bumped the speed 3Mbps. However, by that time, there were enough people sharing my line that I was still only getting 1.7Mbps.

      When Comcast put a 2GB per month limit on newsgroups, I finally dropped them. They lost my phone, Internet, and television business. With DSL via Qwest, I'm getting 1.2Mbps. I read over their EULA and discovered that they didn't have any of the restrictions that Comcast had pushed for so long (no server software). Qwest even offered me a static IP! Comcast kept promising that they may do that someday.

      I switched over to Qwest DSL and phone (local/long). I also now have a dish for TV (more/better channels). The part that convinced my wife, we now enjoy a higher level of service, for $50 less a month. Qwest's newsgroup retention isn't as good, but I don't have limits.

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    10. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

      I don't think that anyone really minded them outsourcing it, but it was the fact that you were still being charged the same amount but getting a fraction of the service i.e. a 2gb a month cap versus the previous 500mb a day cap which just rubbed everyone the wrong way.

    11. Re:So did Comcast, what's the difference? by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      You and I must have gotten different agreements - before the transition I had a 1GB/month cap on Comcast, which is why I got a Giganews account in the first place.

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  9. AOL killed it in the first place by AutumnLeaf · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was there when AOL enabled usenet access. The flood of users with no netiquette or, as it seemed to me at the time, common sense, drove me out of almost every newsgroup I followed.

    And now they are leaving.

    Irony.

    1. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      ME TOO!

      > I was there when AOL enabled usenet access.
      > The
      > flood of users with no netiquette or, as it seemed
      > to me at
      > the time, common sense, drove me out of
      >almost
      > every newsgroup I followed.

    2. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's not Irony (unless you mean Irony as in made of Iron, like the steal industry).

      This is typical business - where a lumber company sees a rich old growth forest, clear cuts it, and moves on.

      Usenet was a very rich source of information before AOL got there. AOL saw this, and it was a good business decision to join - and AOL took advantage of this resource the best they could. Now that it's almost worthless it's a good business decision to leave.

      I just wish someone had "forked" (as simple as tweaking the default port; or a cancelbot deleting AOL message IDs) usenet when AOL joined. It might still be useful today if that had been done.

    3. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      ME TOO!

      OK, where to begin? The correct usage of the exclamation mark/point is like this:
      ME TOO!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
      See what you did wrong? Now, give me 500 lines: "I will not use accepted forms of punctuation with my AOL account..."

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    4. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by Filmwatcher888 · · Score: 5, Funny

      LOL!!1!

      >ME TOO!

      >> I was there when AOL enabled usenet access. The
      >> flood of users with no netiquette or, as it eemed
      >> to me at the time, common sense, drove me out of
      >> almost every newsgroup I followed.

    5. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by siskbc · · Score: 4, Funny
      BOB DO YOU READ THIS GROUP. SEND ME EMAIL. FOOBAR69@AOL.COM THANKS.

      blah blah lameness filter blah blah

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    6. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by Mastoid · · Score: 1

      Heh. You even top posted.

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    7. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by Dirk+the+Daring · · Score: 1

      In the first days, AOL had a glitch in their system that caused all of their users to "double post".

      THAT was annoying.

    8. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      You forgot to ask "them" to put you on "the list".

      That was always my favorite. The idea that there were just some guys out there who ran the Usenet and they had this list you needed to be on in order to get emailed the "nekkid pichers". I think every third AOL user I saw in the newgroups was trying to get on that list.

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    9. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by soliptic · · Score: 1
      Well, yes, but he actually went one further.

      Check the busted wrapping.

      Great parody.

    10. Re:AOL killed it in the first place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STREETLAWYER PLS CHECK youre EMAIL!!1! i sent u a msg DID U GET IT??!

  10. Resident Nub Says: by Yufice · · Score: 2

    So what's Usenet?

    1. Re:Resident Nub Says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. without the restrictions/moderation/editors

    2. Re:Resident Nub Says: by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      What's AOL? Why does the internet have to be filled with incomprehensible abbreviations?!

      Also, this site doesn't display right on my Web TV!

      --
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    3. Re:Resident Nub Says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME TOO!

      (go ahead, waste your mod points!)

    4. Re:Resident Nub Says: by Yufice · · Score: 0

      Woahhhhhhhhhhhh. i'm not any troll, i just didn't know what it was. Thanks to the kid who told me.

    5. Re:Resident Nub Says: by UziBeatle · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think it is a good question as it highlighta a current reality. A ton of people, who you would otherwise think would know more, have no CLUE what Usenet is. Example, and I was stunned by this: I signed up a few months ago for cable internet access via Time Warner Road Runner service. During the discussion phase I had with the company reps that I bumped into I inquired about access to Usenet and what is their IP/address for RR usenet service. Of three people I talked to over the phone, NONE knew about it and the conclusion was Time Warner RR did not offer it. During the installation of the cable modem I talked to the youngling, mid to late 20's guy, that did the work (A real live Time Warner employee too as he was in a TIme Warner cable truck..) about Usenet access. The fellow went blank and had never heard of Usenet. Anyway, long story short. Eventually I managed to find the information FROM a Road Runner web site about the address's for the RR usenet/etc servers. Of the FOUR contacts I had with RR none of them knew of Usenet. Totally amazing. Perhaps this is a good thing as that means less ignorant clueless fucks are using Usenet.

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    6. Re:Resident Nub Says: by kfergos · · Score: 1

      Gee, life's so hard when things don't display right on your Web TV! ...seriously. Sheesh.

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    7. Re:Resident Nub Says: by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      The fact is that Usenet has been almost completely replaced by web-based forums. Somehow, mashing F5 every 5 seconds is a better method than actually using a system intended for providing news and conversations to most people.

      There's the old complaint that WWW != The Internet. Its beyond that. Nowadays, to the layman, WWW = their computer.

    8. Re:Resident Nub Says: by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you got trolled...I have no clue what Usenet is...I don't mind being the resident Nub in this case.

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    9. Re:Resident Nub Says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woahhhhhhhhhhhh. i'm not any troll, i just didn't know what it was. Thanks to the kid who told me.

      A UID of 852313, never heard of Usenet, and thinks that other Slashdot posters are "kids"?!? Exactly how the fuck did you find Slashdot and manage to sign up for an account anyway? By the way- although some /.ers think, spell, and use the grammar of a child they are definitely not kids...

    10. Re:Resident Nub Says: by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Ah ha, you're not a real WebTV user! I used to use WebTV AND read/post to Slashdot on it, so I know how Slashdot displayed. It displayed pretty well, actually. It loaded slowly, paritally because of my preferences.

  11. Uh oh... by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it good because it cleans up Usenet? Or does it just mean there will be an influx of idiocy to everywhere else? I'm scared!

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    1. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it good because it cleans up Usenet? Or does it just mean there will be an influx of idiocy to everywhere else? I'm scared!

      Me too!

    2. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      If the idiocy at Slashdot gets any higher, then physicists will have to re-think their understanding of, well, everything.

    3. Re:Uh oh... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      The truth? It means nothing at this point. Usenet is for the most part already so screwed up that their leaving will hardly be noticed.

      If they hadn't come in like that and it hadn't drawn so much attention Usenet would still be screwed. They were just a large obnoxious preview of the things to come.

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    4. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or does it just mean there will be an influx of idiocy to everywhere else?

      It will go back to where it belongs...in government.

  12. Well, that will be... by dcw3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...the final nail in the coffin for me. The only reason I've stuck with them is because I've had an account dating back over a dozen years, and didn't want to give up that e-mail address. Between this, and the 33% price increase I saw when they did away with their 2 yr. plan, I see little reason to stay with them anymore...rat bastards.

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    1. Re:Well, that will be... by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The only reason I've stuck with them is because I've had an account dating back over a dozen years, and didn't want to give up that e-mail address.
      See. This is why we should demand e-mail address portability. Your e-mail address should follow you, not have to stay tied to one isp. We already have it for phone numbers, so it shouldn't be too hard for e-mail right? I mean, why should you have to give up your "identity" just because your ISP has decided to charge more for less?
    2. Re:Well, that will be... by deadgoon42 · · Score: 1

      Good luck canceling you account. They kept me on the phone for about 30 minutes trying to stay with them. The lady was very angry with me because I just kept saying, "No, I just want to cancel." There is no easy way to cancel and AOL account other than by phone, although I guess you can write them a letter and send it snail mail, but that could take months.

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    3. Re:Well, that will be... by kkovach · · Score: 0

      I'm betting there's some kind soul here willing to extend a helping hand to you in the form of a gmail invite. ;-)

      - Kevin

      --
      The less confident you are, the more serious you have to act.
    4. Re:Well, that will be... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Because my email@yahoo.com should be portable to say hotmail but remain email@yahoo.com? It is simply not the same thing as a phone number. The yahoo.com identifies a particular organization - 1) i doubt one company wants to promote/support another company - which you don't get with phone numbers and 2) an e-mail address (afaik) works a bit differently then a phone number. Remember, when you send an e-mail it looks for the location after the @ symbol first. Then your specific account name. So think of the havoc as one ISP has to route your e-mail to another isp...then again, many isps offer this - e-mail forwarding.

      Some people have suggested IP portability - but I think this is kinda lame since you can port your DNS. If you want an e-mail that follows you - register a domain and you can have an e-mail address that follows you to different ISP's.

      -Avi

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    5. Re:Well, that will be... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > See. This is why we should demand e-mail address
      > portability. Your e-mail address should follow
      > you, not have to stay tied to one isp. We already
      > have it for phone numbers, so it shouldn't be too
      > hard for e-mail right? I mean, why should you have
      > to give up your "identity" just because your ISP
      > has decided to charge more for less?

      Anybody who had the vaguest clue how the Internet, and in particular DNS and SMTP work would not have written the above.

      If you want portable email addresses, get Hotmail or GMail accounts, or buy yerself a domain.

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    6. Re:Well, that will be... by magefile · · Score: 1

      Nice troll.

    7. Re:Well, that will be... by nagora · · Score: 1
      See. This is why we should demand e-mail address portability.

      You can: you go to netbenefit or some one else like that and say "I demand a domain of my own" and then you hook that up to an ISP and tell them "I demand that i have an email address on my domain." Anyone can do it and have been able to do so basically since DNS was invented. Why should you be able to take someone else's email address with you just because you've rented it for a couple of years?

      so it shouldn't be too hard for e-mail right?

      You know absolutely nothing about how this works, do you?

      TWW

      --
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    8. Re:Well, that will be... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      A while back I wrote the tale here of my attempts to end an AOL account I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR, that AOL was charging me for on my phone bill. Not on a credit card you can challenge, but on the telephone which is far more difficult to get rid of. It ended up taking me two months of bills, 4 phone calls, and a letter to my Attorney General's office. The result was a letter back from AOL calling me a liar but hey! They stopped billing me. AOL is just plain evil. I would rather use Windows 98 on cable modem with no firewall then subscribe to AOL

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    9. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This is why we should demand e-mail address portability.

      We already have it. It's called a domain. They're really cheap.

      Goodness you're naive.

    10. Re:Well, that will be... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      See. This is why we should demand e-mail address portability. Your e-mail address should follow you, not have to stay tied to one isp. We already have it for phone numbers, so it shouldn't be too hard for e-mail right? I mean, why should you have to give up your "identity" just because your ISP has decided to charge more for less?

      It's not your identity! The domain belongs to the ISP and you only have email services there (under your email name) because you pay them for it. If you want something that is actually yours register your own domain name. For $25 a year you can get your own domain and email forwarding for as many email addresses as you care to enter. For a little more you can even get your registrar to act as your email service.

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    11. Re:Well, that will be... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Get a domain name from GoDaddy.com and use the free email forwarding accounts to point whereever you want.

      You just have to pay $7.95/year for the domain, and twice that ($15.90/year) if you want the whois information hidden ("private registration"), plus you have your very own domain name!

      --
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    12. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fax it. My account was promptly cancelled, no questions asked.

      Trying to cancel it by phone should be your absolute last resort.

    13. Re:Well, that will be... by njfuzzy · · Score: 1
      Then don't use your ISP email address as your primary email address. Many, many email accounts are available that don't come from the ISP.

      If you take what comes free, without looking for alternatives, you get what you pay for-- and deserve what you get.

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    14. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, there's this thing called the "domain name system", tied into stuff called "routing". It's that stuff after the "@" symbol in your e-mail address (yes, the aol.com part)...

      (Even though your post is modded funny, I get a funny feeling that was unintentional on your part)

    15. Re:Well, that will be... by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      My e-mail address has been portable for nearly a decade. I use Bigfoot forwarding and update it every time I change service providers. My family and friends never know my "real" address, nor do they need to know it.

    16. Re:Well, that will be... by Insensitive_Claudio · · Score: 1

      I mean, why should you have to give up your "identity" just because your ISP has decided to charge more for less?

      More for less??? But I thought New AOL 9.0 was the fastest internet ever...

    17. Re:Well, that will be... by earthman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Anybody who had the vaguest clue how the Internet, and in particular DNS and SMTP work would not have written the above.

      Anybody who had the vaguest clue how humor, and in particular sarcasm works, would not have written the above.

    18. Re:Well, that will be... by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      There's actually another way to cancel AOL and it works: Fax

      From http://www.aol.com/support/index.adp?toc=billing&p age=23...

      Send a fax to 1-904-232-4879 with:

      "Please Note: If you choose to write or fax us, please include the nature of your request and account owner's full name, phone number, address, and handwritten signature. Additionally, for account security purposes please provide ONE of the following:

      - Primary Master AOL Screen Name (this is the first Screen Name in the drop down menu on the AOL login screen)
      - The last four digits of the payment method used on the account - for your security, please send only the last four digits
      - The answer to your Account Security Question"

      I cancelled an account recently (had to sign up for my free ipod =P) and I just did

      "CANCELLATION REQUEST

      Hi my name is BLAH and I want to cancel my account.

      My address is BLAH

      My phone number is BLAH

      My primary master sceen name is BLAH
      My last 4 digits of my credit card are BLAH
      My answer to my security question is BLAH

      Thanks,
      MY SIGNATURE"

      Yeah I included all 3 validation parts even though they only need 1, I wanted to be sure =P

      Anyway it went through easily with no problems

      --
      [an error occurred while processing this directive]
    19. Re:Well, that will be... by |<amikaze · · Score: 1


      How did they manage to charge you ON YOUR PHONE BILL? The only situation I can think of would be if you didn't have a local access number and someone in your household was using a long-distance access number, at which point normal long-distance charges would apply.

      I'm very confused, please, throw me a bone!

    20. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would rather use Windows 98 on cable modem with no firewall then subscribe to AOL

      Sadly, there's a huge group of people that are doing both, as we speak.

    21. Re:Well, that will be... by a1englishman · · Score: 1

      POBox.com: $20/year, great spam filtering, and redirects mail to your real mail box. Great service -- used it 10 years now.

    22. Re:Well, that will be... by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Get your own domain name. It's $15/year and then you can shop around for hosting, or connect it to your home computer with DynDNS. Then you get an infinite number of email addresses and get to keep your email address without worrying about who provides you with Internet access or hosting.

      Your ISP shouldn't be your house, it should be your driveway. In other words, ISPs should be transparent connectors to the greater internet, not how you define your presence on the Internet.

      I'm still suprised by the number of people who don't like to have an email address outside of their ISP.

      --
      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
    23. Re:Well, that will be... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      In case you and others do not know; one of the latest tricks is to use your phone provider as a billing agent. Many "services" can now be charged to your phone bill and it appears just like all the other obscure and unwanted charges (did you know there is a fee charged to itemize the fees charged? Read your bill). The problem here is that there are no regulations covering this such as the ones in place for your credit card (bill dispute, stop charge, cooling off period, etc). Companies are just discovering this whole new "review stream" and soon I predict all sorts of NEW obscure charges on the average bill.

      --
      - Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
    24. Re:Well, that will be... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Thank you for being the first out of 15 people replying to me that actually got my (obviously not so obvious) sarcasm/humor. Aparently there are a few others out there that thought it was funny as well. Maybe next time I'll use the tags.

      And to everyone that tried to tell me how SMTP, DNS, and the Internet works, thanks. But I already knew it.

    25. Re:Well, that will be... by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 1


      We already have it for phone numbers, so it shouldn't be too hard for e-mail right?

      Yeah, and when I move to a new city I should be able to keep my old address right? Can't be too hard.

    26. Re:Well, that will be... by dealdetectives · · Score: 1

      sounds like a great idea but i cant see that ever happening because of the way email works...

      basically aol would still have to receive all your mail and allow you or your new ISP to access it from them for free. unless they forwarded it for free, but then theres still the problem of sending mail from the old address. it's not really the same as telephone numbers, where they can hand it over to the new company and be done with it. seems like since the old isp owns the domain which you're receiving/sending mail, that they would have to be involved one way or another.

      it certainly would be nice but i cant ever see it happening without major changes, ie federal laws. well maybe if enough members of congress have aol accounts and they keep dropping features...

    27. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      $25 a year? You're paying way too much.

      And try not to let the trolls trick you next time. Do you really think you're that much smart than everyone else? You're not if you get fooled this easily. You look like a total sucker to me.

    28. Re:Well, that will be... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Government funded permanent forwarding for citizens could technically make it work. Think about it: your_ssn@mail.gov The message just routes to the "real" mail server whenever it is received. Change ISP's? Just send the gubment notification of your new address. Expensive? Yes. Take a lot of server power to handle everybody? You bet. Possible? Absolutely.

      --
      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    29. Re:Well, that will be... by runnin247 · · Score: 1

      I sympathize with ya. Anyone who's had to deal with third party charges on their phone bill has been through hell... It's rediculous that they can disconnect your phone over charges someone else claims are valid, and they (phone co.) have 'no responsibility' to verify them.

    30. Re:Well, that will be... by damnnicks · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I should be able to call a company and be routed to any employee who has ever worked there.

      But seriously, there is probably good money in providing a new form of completely non-personalized "email" addresses (a la phone numbers) that could be transfered to any ISP. Just imagine: Add a new layer of complexity to the internet to replicate the limitations of telcos, and then charge idiots extra for portability!

      Hmmm... If only I had thought of that during the dot com boom :-)

    31. Re:Well, that will be... by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

      Ahhh... I don't think they do that in Canada. :)

    32. Re:Well, that will be... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a spectacularly BAD idea...

      Goobermint can't even wipe their collective asses without a bribe and six zeros of reliability.

    33. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell? Did you just find out yesterday what 'troll' means, and now you're looking to apply it wherever possible? It was a joke. I mean, I know most people are illiterate these days, but God damn!

    34. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government funded permanent forwarding for citizens could technically make it work. Think about it: your_ssn@mail.gov The message just routes to the "real" mail server whenever it is received...

      Until some enterprising spammer adds all addresses from 000-00-0000@mail.gov to 999-99-9999@mail.gov to their list. (Most of them won't be valid, but I bet they don't care, enough will be valid to make it worthwhile.)

    35. Re:Well, that will be... by Sebastian+Jansson · · Score: 1

      Obvious sarcasm/humor?
      I don't agre on that one, while it, with todays sollution on how email works, is not really possible to do , it still is how it should have been done and was an insightful post.

      Buying your own domain is the only sure-to-last sollution today.

      Maybe they should have designed the protocol so that you can have an alias, like you can alias a domain to an IP you could alias a mail-adress to an account.

      There would have been problem deciding on how people should get their ever-lasting mail alias though, since it wouldn't be nice if you had to pay for them, maybe they should be given as a service from each government.

      *just annoyed on how people accept things as they are and thinks looking outside the box is sarcasm*

    36. Re:Well, that will be... by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      This is why we should demand e-mail address portability

      Most people don't care. If they would, they had registered their own domain.

      --
      8 of 13 people found this answer helpful. Did you?
    37. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I've got multiple other addresses (gmail, yahoo, cox.net, as well as from work). All with different purposes. It's just that everyone who knows me has the old AOL one. But they'll get over it.

    38. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love portability! The last reason I stuck with AOL is because of the ease of use of the newsgroups. I've been with them for 13 or so years now - I'll have to hold onto the screen name for a few more months while transitioning, but after that - I'm gone. I know of a lot of long time users who are going as well.

      In this case, aol will be losing long-time users, and once we find something better, we will let others know. I think in the end, it will be a bad business decision for aol.

    39. Re:Well, that will be... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      $25 a year? You're paying way too much.

      Whatever dude. I find that shopping around for cut-rate registrars in order to save maybe twenty bucks a year is hardly worth the effort, particularly when I already know I can trust my current registrar. I but you're one of those dumbasses that drives five miles out of your way in heavy traffic in order to buy gas for a penny less a gallon. Good job! Save 18 cents a week!

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    40. Re:Well, that will be... by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

      "And to everyone that tried to tell me how SMTP, DNS, and the Internet works, thanks. But I already knew it."

      For those who don't know how DNS works, I present:

      TMBG37 GOES TO THE MARKET
      -OR-
      DNS FOR FUCKING IDIOTS AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE MS PAINT COMICS

      http://brain.cx/DNS-HOWTO/index.html [NWS]

      ND

      --
      This statement is forty-five characters long.
    41. Re:Well, that will be... by B747SP · · Score: 1
      Anybody who had the vaguest clue how humor, and in particular sarcasm works, would not have written the above.

      Anybody who had the vaguest clue how humor, and in particular sarcasm works, would not have modded the original post up +5 Insightful.

      (Whassamatter, are todays mods all from AOL, or does no-one know about the 'Funny' mod option?)

      --
      I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
    42. Re:Well, that will be... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Why? Because it's not possible under current DNS/SMTP means it's a bad idea?

      --
      I am trolling
    43. Re:Well, that will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OMG.

      That is great.

  13. a great disturbance by Fr05t · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Usenet, as if millions of alt.binary.xxxporn images suddenly
    cried out in terror and silenced at once"

    1. Re:a great disturbance by Typingsux · · Score: 1

      I'm more hopeful that the nospam groups will get it back together again. You know for my friends that like to use those groups.

      --
      The above post is an editorial, the poster cannot and will not be held responsible for all or in part for it's contents
    2. Re:a great disturbance by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

      Doubt it would matter. Most spams I've seen are not from AOL but one of the big spooler services (supernews, uncensorednews, etc.) It's getting old, even in the Nospam groups.

      --
      Heute die Welt, morgen das Sonnensystem!
    3. Re:a great disturbance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you really mean:
      alt.binaries.pictures.nospam.*
      alt.binarie s.pictures.erotica.*
      alt.binaries.multimedia.erot ica.*

      so I've heard..

  14. Now, if they'd just .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Now, if they'd just disconnect them from the Internet completely...

    Wasn't there an old usenet quote, something like "There, now all of our subscribers can accesss the Internet!"??

  15. People still read USENET? by Enry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Usenet died not long after Canter and Siegel. The amount of spam and crossposting just made the signal-to-noise ratio too much.

    *sigh* I remember the days where I could catch up on 50 newsgroups in under an hour, reading most of the threads too.

    If I need information now, I hit google. If I want to ask a question, I find the appropriate mailing list and send it.

    1. Re:People still read USENET? by damian+cosmas · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a high signal-to-noise ratio be a good thing?

    2. Re:People still read USENET? by headstash420 · · Score: 1

      The only thing people read on usenet these days are the titles of the movies, apps and porn they want to download.

    3. Re:People still read USENET? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      Yes and I can remember 1991 when I was able to download
      a nearly full feed (including porn..er binaries) from uunet
      overnite on a Trailblazer modem.

      It was clearly unreasonable to expect it to stay a nice small
      place with thousands of new inet users every day. But of
      course the spam, incessant cross posting, and general blather
      was more than most bargained for. Its somewhat symptomatic
      of society as a whole. People don't give a fuck what they do
      or who they piss off. In fact, God forbid you point out
      what they have just done is bad etiquette or the like and
      they just blast you as the messenger.

      However, I do disagree that it is now useless. Not every
      group is low signal, and with a good news reader even the
      high crap volume groups can be made managable.

    4. Re:People still read USENET? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Killfiles are wonderful things.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    5. Re:People still read USENET? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      In the groups I subscribe to, I see very little spam at all, and the signal-to-noise ratio is excellent. Most web boards still don't have a UI anywhere near as good as even 'trn'.

    6. Re:People still read USENET? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      same here. I do subscribe to a few binaries groups, but the non-bin ones have a pretty low spam count. Generally if something gets crossposted there its been X-posted EVERYwhere.

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    7. Re:People still read USENET? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      You have to search around a little, but there are good groups still around. For example, I often read sci.space.policy, sci.space.science, and sci.space.tech. science and tech are both moderated. policy isn't moderated, but there's enough good discussions there and it's usually easy to ignore the trolls.

    8. Re:People still read USENET? by jridley · · Score: 1

      I think you mean the S2N ratio is too LOW.

      If you use a good pay server, the noise largely goes away. Newsguy's Spam Hippo pretty much does away with spam. Text groups are quite bearable there.

    9. Re:People still read USENET? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Usenet died not long after Canter and Siegel. The amount of spam and crossposting just made the signal-to-noise ratio too much.

      And then the Usenet Cabal (TINC) made all their cancelbots smarter, and most groups outside of the alt.sex.* hierarchy returned to a state of high signal, low noise.

      Too bad you missed out, the last twelve years of Usenet have been a lot of fun.

    10. Re:People still read USENET? by McDutchie · · Score: 1
      Usenet died not long after Canter and Siegel.
      For a dead network it's sure showing an awful lot of activity (and I'm not talking about spam either; I don't see any spam, because I just a decent server).
      *sigh* I remember the days where I could catch up on 50 newsgroups in under an hour, reading most of the threads too.
      I'd consider that a lot closer to dead than what it's now.
      If I need information now, I hit google.
      Me too, and where do I often find it if it's somewhat obscure? That's right, in the Googlified Usenet (unfortunately severely fscked up in the new beta service; try groups.google.ca for the old, semi-decent interface).
    11. Re:People still read USENET? by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      For those that need some backround to Canter and Siegel look here.

      I'm glad this post got me to read this, I like stuff about the Internet's history.

    12. Re:People still read USENET? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Usenet died not long after Canter and Siegel. The amount of spam and crossposting just made the signal-to-noise ratio too much.
      If you believe this you are either a) reading the wrong newsgroups or b) confuse alt.flame.bill.gates with the remainder of Usenet.

      Seriously.

      I read over 100 NG's on a daily basis, and pherhaps 1 in 10 of them have any significant level of spam/crossposting/noise.
    13. Re:People still read USENET? by m50d · · Score: 1

      If you looked anywhere under alt.os.linux you'd see that's nonsense

      --
      I am trolling
    14. Re:People still read USENET? by headstash420 · · Score: 1

      True but then the issue of usenet service really isn't an issue since there are a plethora of free services out there like google groups. USENET service providers are mostly used by downloaders as an alternative to bit torrent or P2P services. A 1gb/month download limit given by most isp's, even for the heaviest reader/poster would be more than sufficient for someone posting on alt.os.linux. That limit would enable you to download 1 dvd-r.

  16. Care to provide non-crap links in story? by hmniq · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What's with the frivolous link to an ad-riddled page with about two sentences' worth of actual content? Come now /. editors!

    1. Re:Care to provide non-crap links in story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BoingBoing is usually a pretty good site, but you have a point, in that those ads are getting insanely out of and.

  17. I want my USENET by emptybody · · Score: 1

    What about bit-torrent like access to usenet?
    A torrent for each newsgroup, and sub torrents for the articles.
    Then I can pull down what I like and not what I dont.
    And it will come blazingly through my asymetric broadband internet connection.

    no. I dont do AOL.
    I did once use the "free 9000 hours" when I was between jobs back in 96 but that was it. - and it took 6 months to get them to frigin close the account and stop billing me!!

    --
    comment directly in my journal
    1. Re:I want my USENET by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's a dumb idea. The Usenet is pretty much the only example of broadcasting working over the internet (as opposed to massive singlecasting). Bittorrent isn't designed for that, especially since you'd have to change the torrent everytime someone posted.

      --

      I read the internet for the articles.
  18. deja / google groups by Exter-C · · Score: 1

    This doesnt really matter as you can still use google groups or any of the other web based usenet sites. at the end of the day the majority of good information can still be seen on usenet as its much easier to search through than web sites when trying to find cr*p. The primary reason i see for that is people that put up bs web pages that contaminate the search results with garbage or the term your using is very broad on the web but in the particular usenet group its automatically specific.

  19. Real uses for USENET anymore? by kaustik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not trolling here, but...
    I remember the old days of dialing into my shell account and using my little news reader ('tin' was it?) to read through my favorite groups. I even remember downloading multiple posts, linking them together, and using some archaic app (binhex, maybe) to turn them into little binary apps like hangman. I was a big fan of USENET back then - good discussions, helpful people, uncensored pr0n...
    I tried to visit some groups recently and was sad to see more spam than a hotmail account, one-sentence off-topic posts, etc. Does anyone actually know of any more useful groups?

    1. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by CDS · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are still some very good groups out there. They tend to be very highly-policed (either as officially moderated groups, or via a cadre of regulars who keep things firmly ontopic.)

      comp.lang.c is a great example of this. I owe them a LOT regarding my growth in understanding of C.

    2. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by The+Dobber · · Score: 1


      Add your email address to this thread and we'll get back to you.

    3. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I remember. The 8 bit color PR0N. Good stuff, maynard.

    4. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by luxis · · Score: 1

      comp.lang.c is still alive and kicking.

      comp.lang.c at talkaboutprogramming.com, a good alternative to googlegroups.. they seem to update often and got a rss feature

    5. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by hawk · · Score: 1

      having been there since before the septembers started . . .

      The "imminent death of the usenet" *did* happen. Most of it is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

      The grops tha surived pretty much consist of those that were one or more of
      1) moderated,
      2) had many regulars complaining about every spam and troll,
      3) stayed with the traditional method of flaming nonconforming newbies to a crisp, in wpite of the whines of "netcop."

      hawk

    6. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by zoftie · · Score: 1

      alt.sysadmin.recovery - then its all worth it.

    7. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by John+Whitley · · Score: 1

      using some archaic app (binhex, maybe)

      That was likely either just uuencoded, or better still, a shell (aka shar) archive.

      Long live net.sources! (Sighs wistfully for the days when Usenet failed to suck...)

    8. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sci.space.news group is interesting and informative. I suspect that a lot of the astronomical links posted on Slashdot were taken from that group.

    9. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I've stayed on USENET mostly because the groups I read AREN'T moderated. The spam is nowhere near as bad as my email, and the crossposting and trolls can be entertaining at times and ignored at other times. And moderators that kill any thread as soon as it gets vaguely off-topic just piss me off.

    10. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I'm sure a lot of Slashdotters will hose that newsgroup up now that you mentioned it, just like they do to that online encyclopedia which I won't name, since I don't want the barbarians to go there. :(

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    11. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by cbciv · · Score: 1
      Does anyone actually know of any more useful groups?

      You have to look more carefully these days and wade some with a big killfile, but useful groups are still out there. It really depends what you want. Unmoderated groups on social topics tend to attract more net.kooks, flame artists and trolls. Technical groups still get spammed but the signal to noise ratio is frequently higher. Well moderated groups are helping to keep Usenet useful IMO, but then I'm a moderator of one, so I'm biased. :)

    12. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by Looke · · Score: 1

      Look to languages other than English to find examples of groups that are still "healthy". I subscribe to some 20-odd Norwegian groups, and I think I have about three people in my killfile. The overall behaviour is good, flaming is rare, and Usenet still has a reputation for being useful and reliable.

      The key to success is probably the (relatively) low number of users. The successfull English-language groups I've seen have had a narrow focus.

    13. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by CDS · · Score: 1

      OOPS! I misspelled the group!
      I meant... umm... aah...
      I meant ...
      MICROSOFT.PUBLIC.DOTNET.LANGUAGES.CSHARP
      yea h that's it. Thats the group I want the barb^H^H^H^Hslashdotters to check out! That's where all the COOL programmers hang out! :)

      (in all seriousness, since I'm "polluting" usenet by recommending good groups, I'd also recommend comp.programming)

    14. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by hawk · · Score: 1

      Heck, when I started, most people would have been happy with a single killfile entry--there was only one troll spread over all of usenet (the 30 someodd groups).

      I think I was the first to suggest a killfile like device, though my proposal was to have a program scan the newsfeed and mark any posts by this particular author as read. When I returned ten year laters, kilfiles were reasonably well developed.

      hawk

    15. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      > I tried to visit some groups recently and was sad
      > to see more spam than a hotmail account,
      > one-sentence off-topic posts, etc. Does anyone
      > actually know of any more useful groups?

      Well, I still find the technical groups a resource that cannot be beat. The guys in the Linux, Cisco and Win2k groups have saved my ass on a number of occasions.

      Talk.origins is still a good place for battles between science and Creationists, and I still frequent rec.arts.books.tolkien, which is very much alive and kicking (and with a minimum of movie noise now that they have been largely forgotten).

      I don't see too many problems with spam, though it may have a lot to do with news server I'm using. I know when we were (briefly) running our own news server via Planet Connect, we had major spam problems, and there simply wasn't a good way to filter the crud out. That and the fact that the porn binary groups were making us go out and buy bigger hard drives every other month finally lead us to the conclusion that we did not want to be in the Usenet business, and farmed it out to another company that we just bought a dozen connections off of.

      To be honest, nowadays, I think we have about five customers who even know what the question "Do you want to set up your news server now?" in the Outlook Distress setup wizard even means. We're seriously talking about dumping Usenet entirely.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    16. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      You got it. Reading c.l.c will teach you a quite a bit about C.

      To really learn C, try posting there. There first few times I got rightly ripped. Nothing like correct flaming to really teach you the language - where it starts and where it stops, what's portable and what's not.

      --
      I can explanate how to administrate your network. You must configurate and segmentate it, so it can computate.
    17. Re:Real uses for USENET anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the pr0n remains. While some of the *.binaries.* groups are flooded with spam, plenty remain with DVD rips and such. The alt.binaries.erotica.multimedia.* groups are a good source of movies, and downloading from the ISP's newsserver is much faster for me than some Web or P2P download.

  20. Do people still read Usenet? by Canthros · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My alma mater shut off their news server a year or so ago. I have the strangest feeling the Usenet is finally dying its rather long-deserved death.

    Like everyone else, though, I can't but view the removal of AOL from Usenet except with joy. I don't see how it could really hurt the old newsgroups.

    --
    Canthros
    1. Re:Do people still read Usenet? by caluml · · Score: 1

      I went with my ISP **because** they provide newsgroups. There are lots that don't - and I don't mind paying slightly more for an ISP that sees that porn and warez, I mean Usenet access is a part of what an ISP should provide. Usenet and IRC - the original P2P and IM.

    2. Re:Do people still read Usenet? by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Usenet is finally dying its rather long-deserved death."

      Whats deserved about it? I still find it a useful discussion forum. Just because some groups are full of spam spouting imbeciles doesn't mean they're all useless and just because you obviously don't use it doesn't mean that there arn't hundreds of thousands if not millions of people out there who still do.

    3. Re:Do people still read Usenet? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Don't be a fool. Why they had to go and invent usernit when we already had the worled-wide intarwebb is beyond me. I can't believe congress funded this usernit thing. They should butt out of it, and let private entities like AOL invent their own usernits... which they wouldn't as this decision proves.

      Usernit sucks, use the intarwebb instead!

    4. Re:Do people still read Usenet? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      People can't read usenet because they don't have free access to newsgroups servers. At least it happened in my case.

      I used to connect to a server in my college, but they got it restricted :(

    5. Re:Do people still read Usenet? by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 1
      I have the strangest feeling the Usenet is finally dying its rather long-deserved death.

      Long-deserved death? I beg to differ! The Usenet was, is and will keep on being a great tool to discussion on some rather obscure/specialized topics and therefore a great learning tool. Just because you don't know how to use it in a usefull maner it doesn't mean it should die.

      Personally, thanks to the Usenet not only do I know how to program in Fortran, C++ and a bit of C too but I also discovered Linux and was able to get it up and running flawlessly. Whenever I have some troubleshooting problems or doubts, google groups is always there. If it doesn't return a result, I post and moments later I get an answer. Are you able to show me any other method to do that at least as efectively as Usenet? You can't.

      --
      Slashdot, fix your code or at least hire someone who is competent at it to do it for you.
    6. Re:Do people still read Usenet? by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      I agree, what did Usenet do to deserve this? If in fact Usenet is dying (and I don't believe it is personally) then it's not because there's something wrong with it.

      Usenet didn't fail. People did.

      --
      Appended to the end of comments you post. 120 chars.
  21. I'm tempted to say... by Atrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... screw it. The Market will deal with it. If users want usenet access, they'll leave and find a better ISP.

    But I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that this is not the case, because most consumers just don't think that way. So by extension the whole self-regulating market thing is immediately dead in the water.

    Phew. Good job I'm not from the right wing, or else my entire worldview may have been shattered right there

    --
    Screw you all! I'm off to the pub
    1. Re:I'm tempted to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "If users want usenet access, they'll leave and find a better ISP. But I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that this is not the case, because most consumers just don't think that way."

      Or they may just not want or care about Usenet access.. DUH!

    2. Re:I'm tempted to say... by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      ...most consumers just don't think that way.

      Nice Straw Man. Most consumers don't even care about Usenet. If they can find the information/porn they're looking for with Google, that's probably good enough for them.

      That's what self-regulation is about. It's about alternatives. If you happened to be an AOL user of Usenet (which I doubt), depending on your reasons for using of it, I bet there are thousands of alternatives that are at your disposal that can achieve the same aim.

    3. Re:I'm tempted to say... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      ... screw it. The Market will deal with it. If users want usenet access, they'll leave and find a better ISP.

      But I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that this is not the case, because most consumers just don't think that way. So by extension the whole self-regulating market thing is immediately dead in the water.


      If AOL users who know about Usenet want Usenet access, they can switch ISPs or buy an account with Giganews or some other Usenet feed provider.

      Since most AOL users are clueless, AOL's shutting off of Usenet access will have little effect on their userbase. Again, those whom it affects will notice, and because getting the same level of Usenet service will now cost them extra, they may well seek alternatives.

      Most consumers *do* ask what the alternatives are when they are faced with a loss of service like this; even economically-illiterate lefties who have satellite access and dialup, who want faster Internet access, will think "if I get cable, then in order to get a better deal, I have to get the cable TV/ISP package. Alternatively, I can get DSL with my existing phone company. Guess I'll get DSL!" (a neighbor of mine is exactly this example).

      Only a total fucking loser sits in their chair and cries about how they don't have choices when choices are clearly available and advertised regularly...

  22. Wacky AOL Users by Line_Fault · · Score: 1

    I love when they reply to a post, and don't write a response! Oh No! I'm stereotyping AOL users!

    1. Re:Wacky AOL Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Wacky AOL Users by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I love when they reply to a post, and don't write a response! Oh No! I'm stereotyping AOL users!

    3. Re:Wacky AOL Users by Line_Fault · · Score: 1

      Come on! That should have gotten some kind of funny rating! Geez!

  23. RE: I'm happy about it by doublem · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm happy to see the AOL Morons leave Usenet once and for all. I've had my news reader delete all posts involving @aol.com addresses for years.

    Me Too!

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  24. Just use this free usenet server: by Karamchand · · Score: 5, Informative

    While it does not provide access to binary groups (for understandable reasons) it works really well for normal text groups. And it's free, all you have to do is registering: news.individual.net

    1. Re:Just use this free usenet server: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you want the a.b.p.e hierarchy, try this site: http://www.strangelove.net/smut/ No registration or anything required.

  25. Does anybody use usenet anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't web based discussion boards replaced usenet?

    Didn't usenet die a long time ago?

    I know it was a big deal once and always suffered from high noise to signal.

    1. Re:Does anybody use usenet anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usenet is still a great place to find binaries.

  26. Re:AOL Users by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

    No, but if 1% of your hard drive was viruses, you wouldn't be so happy, eh.

    --
    Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain.
  27. AOL will fwd by redelm · · Score: 1
    I sympathise about the old/valuable email addr. I do believe that AOL has a ~$5/mo service to fwd your mail elsewhere.

  28. Other alternatives to Aol/Google News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've found one website that has a lot of usenet groups including rss feed.. they seem to update much quicker than google
    http://www.talkaboutnetwork.com/ http://www.talkaboutprogramming.com/

    1. Re:Other alternatives to Aol/Google News by InfoSource101 · · Score: 1

      Well you can't access the Usenet through this web interface using a newsreader. http://www.talkaboutnetwork.com/ but the site seems pretty clean. And at least you have to register before letting someone post garbage to the usenet.

    2. Re:Other alternatives to Aol/Google News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have private access to usenet/web any longer and use the talkaboutnetwork , specifically http://www.talkaboutprogramming.com to keep up with my favorite groups, its not as handy as a newsreader but works well my purposes.

  29. AOL just plain sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it ever a decent "service" for anyone that could spell "computer"? I doubt it. I felt sadness when they gobbled up CompuServe, which had a decent "forums" alternative with a downloader that featured an offline scheduler and synch tool. Ahead of its time in some respects, but alas, not dumb enough for mass-consumption by the AOL-ers that out-multiplied us in the years after.

  30. In other news... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    /. subscriptions suddenly spike by 5000%. Could this be related to AOL shutting down it's Usenet groups?


    Post submitted by: CmdrTaco0195004294012

    --

    I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
  31. Now.. by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    As if there were any reason to use AOL - which there wasn't - how does offering less services make them any more useful to their subscribers?

    In other news:
    SPAM and general stupidity on newsgroups declined by 99.5% after this announcement.

    --
    I am the maverick of Slashdot
  32. Re: I'm happy about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me too

  33. The green card spam, heh by British · · Score: 3, Informative

    I remember seeing the infamous "green card" spamvertisement on EVERY usenet group.I was slighly in awe that they went through the effort to put it on EVERY freakin' newsgroup.

    Now within the last 6 months, I see the same 1 or two spam posts on every single usenet group I'm subbed to. Sad, really.

    I would say spam has claimed a victory here. i do find some good usage out of local groups like mn.general(which is generally spam free, but not political cook free), and the grand-theft-auto newsgroup.

    But with the playstation2 group, it's 99% cross-posted-to-other-groups flamewars between ps2 and xbox users. *sigh*. Never bothered with the binary groups since I just could not figure out the obfuscated mess that is FreeAgent.

    Comcast supposedly moved everyone over to giganews, which is a paid service with either 1 or 2 gigs a month. Wow, 2 gigs of spam per month! Sign me up! Thankfuly their old server still works, but they keep it quiet.

    But with the poor s/n ratios of newsgroups, I can see why ISPs are jumping ship.

    1. Re:The green card spam, heh by pkbarbiedoll · · Score: 1

      Would you mind sharing the old server here?

    2. Re:The green card spam, heh by hawk · · Score: 1

      >but not political cook free

      Watch it there! Without the political cooks, there would be noone to bring the brownies to our VRWC meetings! :)

      >But with the playstation2 group, it's 99%
      >cross-posted-to-other-groups flamewars between
      >ps2 and xbox users

      *shrug*

      RUn a killfile on the headers.

      hawk

    3. Re:The green card spam, heh by slapout · · Score: 1

      I wonder. Now that the AOLers will be gone, who will the spammers advertise to? Will it still be worth their time to spam the newsgroups?

      --
      Coder's Stone: The programming language quick ref for iPad
    4. Re:The green card spam, heh by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      Sadly, their old server seems to have bitten the dust in recent weeks. I was unable to authenticate to it as of last week. FWIW...

      --
      I don't know what kind of crack I was on, but I suspect it was decaf.
    5. Re:The green card spam, heh by British · · Score: 1

      I'm at work. I think it's netnews.comcast.net

      Sign on with your full email addy, not just the username.

      If that doesn't work, email me at british@nerp.net and I'll get you the right name when I get home.

    6. Re:The green card spam, heh by davidwhitney · · Score: 0

      It's hillarious you mention the gta newsgroup. "Back in the day" I was one of about 25 regulars and we took pride in our off-topic on-topic-ness. Sure we barely ever mentioned GTA. But there *was* a topic. Really, the way most newsgroups always ended up going...

  34. News Clients by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can't AOL customers simply use a news client like Outlook Distress (heaven forbid) or Free Agent, and then just subscribe to a newsgroup hosting service? If it's text-based groups that you're interested in, there is News.Individual.NET which is free.

    --
    The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
  35. Yes, Usenet is still useful by shawnmchorse · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not...:-) I've personally been a reader of alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror for something like 12 years now. During that time the WWW was created, many mailing lists have come and gone, various message boards/Yahoo groups/etc. came and went, but the Usenet group alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror has stuck around like the plague. I actually created my own web-based portal for it to make it easier for new people to join:

    RockyNewsgroup.org

    Most Usenet groups aren't lucky enough to have dedicated web portals for that group, but I do know there are others:

    RecPoker.com

    Usenet groups stick around because people can access them in so many different ways and because it's a common ground that can be "packaged" by people but will not die whenever those fancy portals happen to go away.

    1. Re:Yes, Usenet is still useful by luxis · · Score: 1

      Good alternative to those sites are www.talkaboutnetwork.com
      they seem to mirror a few thousand usenet groups online.
      Alternative to RecPoker is rec.gambling.poker at talkaboutgambling.com

  36. Why would any AOLer use USENET? by dteichman2 · · Score: 1

    Gotta pull down 5,000 new headers from Alt.Binaries.AOL.Users.Me.Too

    Time to go watch a movie. Should be done by then.

    Alt.Binaries.Cracks.Phrozen-Crew has that crack for Dreamweaver MX. Too bad I can't download it off my slow-as-shit 56k line.

    Ooops. My kid thought Alt.Binaries.Erotica.Cartoons was about TV Shows. AOL, why do you even have that group?

    --


    Silence is golden... and duct tape is silver.
  37. Somehow life will go on by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

    We'll survive. Thanks. Buh-bye AOL.

    --
    --- Ban humanity.
  38. Perhaps if AOL hadn't infected usenet... by bADlOGIN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...with thousands of mouth-breathing morons lacking any sense of netiquette, usenet wouldn't need "protection" from frivolous copyright lawsuits.

    "Me too! Me too!"

    --
    *** Sigs are a stupid waste of bandwidth.
  39. AOL Usenet Appeals to Old Folks like Myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Frankly, AOL Usenet appeals to old folks like myself. My niece has an AOL account, and sometimes I read Usenet newsgroups on it. One thing that I noticed is that it is refreshingly similar to the Usenet newsgroups that I read in college. The format has that ASCII-ish, text-ish feel. Frankly, I'm accustomed to it and do not want it to change.

    I hate the smooth, hi-tech feel to Google's new format for Usenet.

    Perhaps, I'm just old, but that's how I feel.

    1. Re:AOL Usenet Appeals to Old Folks like Myself by m50d · · Score: 1

      That's not AOL, that's ordinary usenet. Use whatever client you want. Only the dolts who think "webmail" is the best thing since sliced bread will use google over real NNTP usenet.

      --
      I am trolling
  40. Catering to spammers.... by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So remember, AOL caters to the simple/stupid crowd.

    Who is also the crowd that generally has massive amounts of spyware/trojaned/infected PCs used for sending out Viri and Spam. And also the same who respond to spam, buy spam products and think "Gee, I'm really glad my bank is verifying my account information" when they get a phishing e-mail.

    Then there are the things the semi "anonymous" accounts are used for and a few other illegal things that people use AOL accounts for. Eliminating the AOL crowd would probably make the internet a safer/saner place to be for the rest of us. Especially when you consider it's also the AOL customers that want the governemnt to "protect tehir children" from online content.

    --
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    1. Re:Catering to spammers.... by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      Then there are the things the semi "anonymous" accounts are used for

      You've never been truly harassed until you've

      1) Been an IRC addict
      2) Been trolled nightly (for 5 years) by someone with 3 different ISPs (including one AOL) and who has no job--thus leaving them free to strengthen their social network.

      It'd be enough to drive someone into an 11 hour torrential outpouring of obscenity on a public street.

      --
      fast as fast can be. you'll never catch me.
    2. Re:Catering to spammers.... by Biomechanical · · Score: 1
      So remember, AOL caters to the simple/stupid crowd.

      Who is also the crowd that generally has massive amounts of spyware/trojaned/infected PCs used for sending out Viri and Spam. And also the same who respond to spam, buy spam products and think "Gee, I'm really glad my bank is verifying my account information" when they get a phishing e-mail.

      Then there are the things the semi "anonymous" accounts are used for and a few other illegal things that people use AOL accounts for. Eliminating the AOL crowd would probably make the internet a safer/saner place to be for the rest of us. Especially when you consider it's also the AOL customers that want the governemnt to "protect tehir children" from online content.

      When I'm out there in the street one day and some crazed loon finally snaps and starts shooting people, that's when I'll be glad there's lots of cannon fodder (innocent bystanders) around - cold and heartless yes, but I'm primarily interested in my own preservation over others.

      When that gun goes off, do you stand there and go,
      `What? What's happening? What was that noise?'

      No, you duck with your arms over your head and run in what you hope is the opposite direction to the source of the gun shot. If you had armour you'd put it on in the hopes that it helps.

      When I see a new, large scale virus infection coming I read about the viruses infection methods, its source, and its transportation method - hearing the gunshot and figuring out where it's coming from - then I beef up any security that's somehow lacking, double-check my virus scanners (yes, plural), and weather the onslaught - put on my armour and hide behind the thickest concrete wall around.

      Gun fights in the streets and internet security are two very different things, but for this comment the bad analogy works.

      Simple and stupid people are cannon fodder to be used as cover while the rest of us more intelligent users get to safer ground.

      --
      His name is Robert Paulsen...
  41. Usenet no, Internet yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Do 99% of AOL users even know what usenet is?"

    Maybe not, but 99% of them know what the internet is - the blue e on their desktop. ;)

  42. Dateline 1995 by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In headlines today, the dreaded killfile virus spread across the country adding 'aol.com' to people's Usenet kill files everywhere. The programmer of the virus still remains anonymous, but has been nominated several times for a Nobel peace prize."

  43. Real uses for [Slashdot] anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Policing==editors

    cadre of regulars ==intelligent and caring regulars.

    Usenet==Slashdot.

    Oh what we could have been.

  44. AOL usenet access by DrXym · · Score: 1
    Truly there is no better definition of sucks than the Usenet service in AOL. Imagine their built-in email client but ten times worse, unloved, frozen in time, built around an ancient Compuserve-style chat forum. That's AOL Usenet.


    Anyone who uses it should just shoot themselves and be done with it.

    1. Re:AOL usenet access by dlm85 · · Score: 1

      Was it as bad as the Compuserve Usenet interface in the mid 90s? If I recall correctly, you had to do your own joining and UU-decoding of binaries.

  45. USENET = VIRII by Brigadier · · Score: 1


    I've been an avid usenet reader for many years. asides from mail lists this has been my primary means of finding technical info. however in the last year it has been inpossible for me to download groups and not get infected. now since I have to use MS at work and the only MS reader that i use is express. it's next to impossible to not get infected. any one know of a good reader example text only that does not get infected ?

    1. Re:USENET = VIRII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never had any problem with Agent.

    2. Re:USENET = VIRII by danudwary · · Score: 1

      I like Xnews. Free (as in $) too.

    3. Re:USENET = VIRII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Thunderbird but i also use it as my main mail client so YMMV
      Free Agent

  46. Big frappni deal.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they still have access to Usenet....just use Google....DUH. Also, they likely dropped it because only people who surf Slashdot even know what Usenet is. Besides, as of late, Usenet is just a place for spam.

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    Gorkman

  47. Re:go ahead, waste your mod points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ME TOO!

  48. This is not a good thing, guys. by paranerd · · Score: 1

    This isn't a good thing, guys.

    IMO: usenet, and groups.google to mine usenet, is probably the single greatest resource on the planet. This is as much a tragedy as the month (or so) Deja disappeared.

    1. Re:This is not a good thing, guys. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      So what does that have to do with anything? I love usenet too, but why would it be LESS useful without the AOLusers?

      They're only killing their OWN providing of access, NOT usenet in general.

  49. Usenet's Death and AOL by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow. My killfile will shrink!

    Has been predicted before. It's still going. Loosing AOL will hurt... a little. I'm willing to bet any Usenet users on AOL will change ISPs to maintain access to their groups. It will take a long time for usenet to die - especially groups getting 10's of thousands of text posts per day.

    --
    -- $G
    1. Re:Usenet's Death and AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loosing AOL will hurt...

      As opposed to tightening AOL?

  50. Are they port blocking? by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Are they port blocking? Or just not making it available through AOL itself.

    I could understand AOL wanting to cut support (so it's not so easy for amatures to visit and say "hey, why is there pornography here?").

    Though I wonder if AOL will block ports for it's dialup users.

    Either way, google groups will be around.

    So I don't think it will be such a big deal.

    As for a "large media organization to protect it". Don't think that's necessary. The groups stand for what they contain. As long as users use them legitimately, no question. Many linux groups, mozilla, even microsoft have run them with no problem.

    It's the ones infested with kiddy porn and copyrighted material that end up in trouble... and they just need to figure things out.

    IMHO it would be great if someone would weed out the garbage and restore them *all* to a useful state.

    1. Re:Are they port blocking? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      AOL has had their own special usenet interface for years (and it's horrible)

      They're killing that, but you can still access usenet if you have a news server and a news reader client

      --
      [an error occurred while processing this directive]
  51. Re: I'm happy about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohhh!

    Me TOOOOOO!

  52. it's existed for years by hawk · · Score: 1

    This is done by registering your domain and hosting it, or getting your email through someone who does this for you. Forcing every domain to forward for you in perpetuity would be cumbersom e at best . . .

    hawk

    1. Re:it's existed for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My shell provider that I have not officially paid since 1998 still maintains my account active for me. In fact, I don't use a .forward at all, I still have a full shell access available via SSH and I retrieve my mail hourly from them via fetchmail from my home mail server.

  53. Just like BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like BSD, Usenet is *DEAD*

  54. USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a Bad Thing. It is simply another indicator of USENET's decline. And that's a Bad Thing, because the alternatives (the web-based forums, many of them excellent--let me plug bikeforums.net as a superb example) are all under corporate, rather than community control. They are simply not committed to the same degree of openness and free-as-in-freedom that USENET is.

    It is one more sign that the Wild West days of the Internet are coming to an end and the Internet is coming more and more thoroughly under the control of business interests.

    1. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      Ummm, no. Usenet was awesome long before AOL invaded.

    2. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by jhtrih · · Score: 1

      You can still find nice gems (AppeNova) that exist due to the strength of their community. AN is not affiliated with any company (well they are linked to by Think Secret) but the site derives it's strength from a group of people that have been together for years, far outlasting a complete shutdown of the site, the arrest of Workerbee, oh and a revolution.

      Fun times.

    3. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by MyHair · · Score: 1

      It is one more sign that the Wild West days of the Internet are coming to an end and the Internet is coming more and more thoroughly under the control of business interests.

      Perhaps, but the cool thing about Usenet is that it doesn't require the Internet. Its architecture is such that it could live on in peer-to-peer wireless networks, sneakernet DVD-R swaps, etc.. If the Internet loses its freedom look for Usenet to go offline and survive.

    4. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by dbkluck · · Score: 1
      the alternatives (the web-based forums) . . . are all under corporate, rather than community control.


      http://forums.gentoo.org/

    5. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spam helps the Wild West exactly how?

    6. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by psymastr · · Score: 1

      It is simply another indicator of USENET's decline. And that's a Bad Thing, because the alternatives (the web-based forums, many of them excellent--let me plug bikeforums.net as a superb example) are all under corporate, rather than community control.

      Hm, usenet is normally under no control whatsoever. And of course people can still setup forums moderated by the community (no corporate stuff), as it's done with moderated newsgroups.

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    7. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that Usenet will go away if the WWW gets less 'free'. I think that the Internet is going to have to grow up now that people are counting on it more for important activities and such. We can wax nostalgic on how the Internet was great back in the day, but now with everybody and their inbred brother online, polluting all the good forums, with spammers, phishers, idiots, and such, this 'Wild West' mentality just can't fly anymore. And, none of these idiots can handle free Usenet without pissing in the pool and ruining it for everybody in the process. So I say that either they can pay for it, or they can piss off. I don't think that the trailer court chickenboners of the world are going to bother to even pay $10 a month to spam newsgroups when email's still free - especially when the idiot 'Me too!' AOL crowd are finally going to leave. Freedom's not free, and if everybody has to pay for Usenet access, then I think the s/n ratio will improve a great deal and will be worth the price. Meanwhile, if an chickenboner or a noob decides to get ignorant, it will be much easier to just cancel their paid account than complaining to their ISP. That's my two cents.

    8. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

      This is why higher level peer to peer protocols should be defended against copyright persecuters(prosecuters.) A network for the people by the people is always possible as long as the physical infrastructure stays in place. USENET like forums can be built, and as far as I know, have been built into these higher layered networks such as Freenet. Now if only Freenet were more than theoretically functional..

    9. Re:USENET in decline; a Bad Thing by Kjella · · Score: 1

      USENET like forums can be built, and as far as I know, have been built into these higher layered networks such as Freenet.

      Just FYI, even if Freenet was working great, the usenet-a-likes are requesting stuff like "group x, message 1", "group x, message 2" etc. leading to all sorts of collisions, incompleteness (missing numbers will cause the program to give up), lack of scalability, ddos potential and whatnot. They're a horrible construct on top of a poor construct.

      Kjella

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  55. The Truth of the Matter, actually..... by CygnusXII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But since nobody owns Usenet--and people post from servers around the world--it's difficult to enforce copyright laws, says Bob Kruger, vice president of enforcement at the Business Software Alliance. The industry group is an outspoken foe of piracy. "It's very difficult to take action against newsgroups," he says. http://tinyurl.com/5uu7t/ PCWorld.com
    Now this quote is from 2002, and it is still relevant and applicable.

    With the RIAA spoofing files,and sueing anything that moves, http://tinyurl.com/4af7y/ The Daily Texan I wonder how long before they start trying to propogate corrupt files into Usenet, as well. With AOL making it harder to access Usenet (by removing native support) this is removing alot of trash from Usenet and possibly a boon to the Network. All AOL has done is remove the clueless N00b (uninformed user) from the equation, and the more informed AOL user will still have access, yet from a pay Server. http://tinyurl.com/39dtp/a Slycks Guide to Usenet Newsgroups

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    My cat's picked up a Hammer. HEY! Put down that Hammer. Put Down that Hamm...THUNK!
    1. Re:The Truth of the Matter, actually..... by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      I myself have downloaded several files that probably were poisoned, the mistakes were just too obvious to be accidental (e.g. neglecting to include *ANY* sound on a DVD). These are rare, but do exist.

  56. AOL Members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In response to comments about AOL Members. Yes, AOL, like other big ISPs, has its fair share of morons. Probably more so as it targetted those who were likely to struggle with internet access.

    Yes, they can by annoying. Heck, they annoy me in the same way that /. posters annoy me when they abandon their principles and suggest that becuase AOL members irrate them they should effectively be denied internet access.

    Very inclusive. Disenfranchise millions from the internet. Let's go the whole hog and stop them reading newspapers, watching TV and speaking in public.

    How democratic.

  57. Re: I'm happy about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lamer.

    u Suxor

    I M D 133t haxor

    m3 2

    AOL Rocks.

    al d haxor r0ck 0n AOL.

  58. It's still over a decade long... by argent · · Score: 1

    Heh. That was my first thought when I saw the article.

  59. Alicia Silverstone by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Funny

    (editor note - let's do this right. This is the authentic way that these 'mee too' threads were perpetuated. A favorite hottie of the world of 1994 was the underage star Alicia Silverstone.)

    >>If you want your pictures of Alicia
    >>Silverstone naked,
    >>just post "me too" on this thread and
    >>I will e-mail them to you.

    >Me too!!!!!!!!

    me too.

    --
    Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    1. Re:Alicia Silverstone by Evangelion · · Score: 1


      Dammit, even though I was of age during the Alicia Silverstone era, I still glanced at that and thought "Damn, pictures of a new Silverstone HTPC case? Where!?!?"

    2. Re:Alicia Silverstone by HiredMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Q: How many AOLers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
      A: One.... and
      >>>>>>>>me too!!!
      >>>>>>>me to!!!111!!
      >>>>>>me too
      >>>>>me t00!
      >>>>me too!!!!!!
      >>>me too!!!!!
      >>mt!
      >me to!
      me too!!!!

      The best description I ever heard of unleashing AOLers on the web was something like: "On a highway of most hobbyists and homebuilt cars AOL is the giant bus belching smoke and fumes as the crazed passengers that curse and throw garbage at others on the road."

      =tkk

    3. Re:Alicia Silverstone by Cerv · · Score: 1

      Q: How many AOLers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
      A: One.... and
      >>>>>>>>me too!!!
      >>>>>>>me to!!!111!!
      >>>>>>me too
      >>>>>me t00!
      >>>>me too!!!!!!
      >>>me too!!!!!
      >>mt!
      >me to!
      me too!!!!

      What, no top posting?

      --
      sig
    4. Re:Alicia Silverstone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, there. Satisfied?

      >Q: How many AOLers does it take to screw in a >lightbulb?
      >A: One.... and
      >>>>>>>>>me too!!!
      >>>>>>>>me to!!!111!!
      >>>>>>>me too
      >>>>>>me t00!
      >>>>>me too!!!!!!
      >>>>me too!!!!!
      >>>mt!
      >>me to!
      >me too!!!!
      >
      >What, no top posting?
      >

  60. Yep, the Google influx is the new AOL by mccalli · · Score: 1
    they still have access to Usenet....just use Google....DUH

    We're going through a plague of Google Groups posting in one of my regular groups at the moment. It seems that Google make it relatively difficult to quote context, so most people just don't. Consequently you end up with a swathe of posts replying to someone's point, but unless you've been carefully following every post in the thread you'll never know what that point actually was.

    It's caused an outbreak of killfiling on a normally quite relaxed group, and Google really need to make quoting, and bottom-posting, the default. Apparently it is possible, you have to go into Options and reply from there, instead of just hitting reply. Don't know for sure as I don't use the service other than once in a blue moon.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  61. Good for [Brilliant Slashdotters] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "One more reasons to use encryption everywhere (https in this case)"

    Oh gee. Like no one outside of Slashdot would think of that being used.* Encryption is not a panacea for every problem. Also in case you've forgotten. We're talking about AOL users here.

    *Slashdot elitism strikes again. Slashdotters are the only smart ones. The rest of the planet is too stupid to even concive of the slashdotters brilliance.

  62. Verizon is $29.95/mo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which includes free access to por^H^H^Hnewsgroups.

  63. I remember their crap interface by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
    Did they ever get replies to crossposts working right? Originally, it would just post your reply into whatever group you were reading from, instead of what was in the Newsgroups or Followup-to header.

    These days, I just use my $5/mo AOL account for keeping my screen name (works with AIM/iChat) and image hosting for Fark photoshops. I was also having my mom use it for e-mail, but I got her to switch to using my own mail server with a real RFC protocol.

    --

    --
    "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
    "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    1. Re:I remember their crap interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that if you quit aol you'll still have your AIM name I cancelled my aol account in 1999 and I still use my same screen names on AIM

  64. read newsgroups? by robgue · · Score: 1

    honestly i learned much later that people once communicated and had discussions on the usenet. i thought it was all just for binaries and to request post. actually many there are companies that provide unlimited binary downloads for about 15 dollars a month. alot of them also just give free usenet access for text. haven't those discussions moved to forums,irc and such now.

  65. Damn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I just built that 1TB RAID array to store my killfile.

  66. Lawsuits against usenet providers? by spiritraveller · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do wonder if this is a sign.

    Now that the largest member of both the RIAA and MPAA no longer has a stake in usenet, AOL can participate in a campaign to break it up, or at least to more heavily police it.

    A great feature of usenet for copyright violating is that you can leech all you want and noone will ever know except you and your usenet server.

    But that won't matter if they convince Congress to place burdensome requirements on companies that maintain usenet servers.

    Of course, there are plenty of good Constitutional and practical arguments against doing that. But who is going to make them. More importantly, who is going to have the kind of clout that's necessary to fight a lobbying effort by these people?

    1. Re:Lawsuits against usenet providers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn how to spell "noone" is not a word! It's not even a compound word. Correct spelling: No One

    2. Re:Lawsuits against usenet providers? by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      I kinda doubt that at this point, RoadRunner Ohio actually has one of the best ISP NNTP servers around (~3 days retention, and nearly as complete as Easynews). The Time Warner cable division has much stronger ties to the RIAA/MPAA than the AOL division ever had.

      Now, if this drops off, then I'd be worried.

  67. Burger King by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    1. Their frisbees don't hurt when they hit you.

    2. Their frisbees don't travel as far, so you don't have to run as much.

    3. If you don't catch their frisbee, not only do you not want to pick it up, you don't have to, it is generally biodegradeable.

    2. Dogs have more fun when they catch one, and are generally inclined to take a break, thus giving you a break too. Much more relaxing.

    1. Re:Burger King by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Dogs have more fun when they catch one, and are generally inclined to take a break, thus giving you a break too.

      Not our puppy. If you threw him a 'Burger King' frisbee, or any food at all, he inhales it whole and kicks into overdrive going for more.

  68. Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as well by jerkychew · · Score: 2, Informative

    I used to access Usenet via netnews.comcast.net. About a week ago I noticed that I could no longer log in via that address. I jumped on Comcast's support site and found that they had outsourced their usenet access to Giganews. I had to change my reader to point to newsgroups.comcast.com, and was now required to use my username and password.

    The biggest policy change was that they only allow 2GB of data transfer per month. That sounds like a lot, but to a data addict like me, I can go through that amount of data in a day. Actually, I did, and now have to wait a month before my quota is reset.

    Right now I have a couple options if I want to continue to support my usenet addiction. I can subscribe to a monthly service like giganews for $25 a month (in addition to my $40/month Comcast bill), or I can switch to Verizon DSL for cheaper. I'm most likely going to jump on Verizon, but part of me wants to sign up with giganews and use Comcast's network to download ungodly amounts of data, just to say fuck you to them for shutting me off.

  69. AOL's Usenet access sucked anyways by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    They were very selective about what groups they offered access to. For example, alt.tasteless stopped existing in their heirarchy after some comments about AOL were posted in the group.

    -b.

  70. Me too by EachLennyAPenny · · Score: 2, Funny

    For those who don't get it:

    <AOL>For me, too</AOL>

    1. Re: Me too by Stavr0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      *plonk*

  71. Spot on by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So remember, AOL caters to the simple/stupid crowd.

    Thanks for bringing this up. Remember, half of the population has an IQ under 100, by definition.

    There are a bunch of self-righteous egotists who hang out here and contend that they just shouldn't have access to technology. That is, of course, bullshit. Including antivirus software with their service is the second best thing AOL has done in a decade (supporting Mozilla being #1).

    There needs to be an onramp for the Internet and I don't see anyone else stepping up. Remember - you too were once an annoying helpless newbie!

    --
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    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    1. Re:Spot on by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I am still annoying and helpless ;)

      Quick question - why is it "by definition" that half the population has an IQ under 100? And damn, that seems kinda low in the first place Is that correct? I remember taking an IQ test in HS and got around 170 (can't remember the last digit exactly, and I am pretty sure it wasn't a seventeen).

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    2. Re:Spot on by Nick+Harkin · · Score: 1

      IQ is calculated as (Mental Age/Actual Age)*100. So a perfectly 'normal' person will have a mental age of their actual age (as this is the way to work out the mental age), giving then an IQ of 100.

    3. Re:Spot on by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's by definition because that is the INTENT of the IQ scale. Much like 100 degrees is one of the defining achor points in Celcius, defined to be the boiling point of water *by definition* (in other words, if it turns out not to be the boiling point of water, then the Celcius scale is wrong and needs adjusting, not the other way around. 100 is the average IQ *by definition*, and if that turns out to be wrong, then the IQ scale needs to be adjusted to match (and it frequently is, which is why someone's IQ can shift without them becoming any smarter or dumber. Their rating can shift because the anchor point of 100 shifts when the average of the population is revised.

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      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    4. Re:Spot on by jargoone · · Score: 1

      Quick question - why is it "by definition" that half the population has an IQ under 100?

      For the same reason half of 100 is 50: because that's the way the scale is defined. Looky here: http://www.geocities.com/rnseitz/Definition_of_IQ. html

    5. Re:Spot on by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      I've actually found no indication that 50% are below average *by definition*. They don't go out of their way to define people as below average. That's just the way *it turns out*. The bell curve is quite common in statistics.

    6. Re:Spot on by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      There needs to be an onramp for the Internet and I don't see anyone else stepping up. Remember - you too were once an annoying helpless newbie!

      I agree wholeheartedly. However, I also think USENET is not a good place for a complete noob. USENET is wonderful, but it can chew up newbies and spit them out pretty quickly. It's hard to be a useful contributor there without being well-versed in net culture, and AOL's interface made it look like just another discussion board and indirectly encouraged people to just wade in. One should spend some time reading a USENET group before posting.

      I do get sick of the "AOL user = drooling idiot" meme, though.

    7. Re:Spot on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a bizarre formula. Assuming that your "Mental Age" reaches a practical limit, doesn't this formula say that as you get older, you become dumber?!

    8. Re:Spot on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      why is it "by definition" that half the population has an IQ under 100?...I remember taking an IQ test in HS and got around 170

      Seems to me that if your IQ really were 170 you could figure it out for yourself.

    9. Re:Spot on by Bastard+Operator+Fro · · Score: 1

      Well, most people with an IQ below a 100 aren't the problem.

      Below 100 is normal, the working range for normal is 90-110.

      It's the ones who act with an IQ below 70. Most of the people I know with a below average IQ do not come across as badly as those numbers would lead people to believe.

      Um. I don't have point.

      --
      Shaun Nelson - Bastard Operator (From Hell / For Hire)
    10. Re:Spot on by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Remember - you too were once an annoying helpless newbie!

      Helpless perhaps, but not annoying. There's this thing called reading the frickin' manual that my dear old Dad taught me, combined with the infinite amount of documentation online, combined with numerous bits of advice that were passed on to me as soon as I got online.

      Smart people do it this way.

      --
      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
    11. Re:Spot on by sloth+jr · · Score: 1
      There are a bunch of self-righteous egotists who hang out here and contend that they just shouldn't have access to technology.


      One significant social problem is indeed naive and therefore dangerous internet users. Just as it's generally unwise to give the keys to a nine-year-old, so too it's not reasonable to reduce barriers to the internet such that they decrease the quality of the internet in general. Right now, the Internet's not looking like the Information Super Highway so much as it looks like the Highway of Death out of Kuwait in Gulf War I.


      It should be necessary to get a license (and therefore some training) before you're given an IP address and an email account.

      sloth jr

    12. Re:Spot on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Mental Age/Actual Age)*100

      I knew I was born really smart. There's no way I reach that level ever again.

    13. Re:Spot on by raynet · · Score: 1
      Thanks for bringing this up. Remember, half of the population has an IQ under 100, by definition.

      Wrong! The average IQ of the population as a whole is, by definition, 100. Slight difference there, but it matters since the IQ scale for adults goes from 0 to 250+, so the distribution can be uneven.

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      - Raynet --> .
    14. Re:Spot on by arodland · · Score: 1

      Not by the definition of IQ, or by the definition of people, but by the definition of the sort of average used, which is of course the median -- best summed up as the point that 50% of people fall below :)

    15. Re:Spot on by arodland · · Score: 1
      Yabbut -- there's a fundamental difference between ignorance and stupidity. Signing up for AOL is a display of ignorance. Staying with AOL for any length of time is a display of stupidity.


      But anyway, I'm not especially concerned with the loss of a bunch of AOLers from Usenet; I'm concerned about the precedent. I've often wondered why any ISP bothers anymore, when such a small portion of users actually use Usenet, and the greatest portion of the content (by byte, which is what counts if you're an ISP) is either illegal or spam. I know that there's more to it than that, but it doesn't seem to make any sense from a business perspective.

    16. Re:Spot on by All+Names+Have+Been · · Score: 1
      Not to pick nits, but Celsius scale hasn't been defined by the boiling or freezing point of water for some time. From the all-knowing Wikipedia:
      The current official definition of the Celsius sets 0.01C to be at the triple point of water and a degree to be 1/273.16 of the difference in temperature between the triple point of water and absolute zero. This definition ensures that one degree Celsius represents the same temperature difference as one kelvin.
      Boiling water can't be used because it depends on pressure and pressure is dependent on temperature, leading to an unsuitable scientific definition.
    17. Re:Spot on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it means your IQ will tend to go towards 100 as you age.

      Iq is only useful in studies of child development. If your 4 year old has an IQ of 70, then its time to get on the ball trying to get them to learn what they should already know. A 3 year old with an IQ of 200 will be able to think like a 6 year old.

    18. Re:Spot on by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      You *are* picking nits. The redefinition was designed to get around the problem that "boiling point of water" is not as constant as previously thought. But, that doesn't change the fact that that's why 0 is where it is and 100 is where it is. It wasn't a case of "oh, let's see, I think I'll design a new temperature measurement, and I'll set one degree as being 1/273.6th of the difference between the triple point of water and absolute zero - yes, yes, that makes a fine, nice, clear system...." No. It was a way to use a different physical property (absolute zero) to achieve a system on the same scale as the intended one (water's freezing and boiling points).

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    19. Re:Spot on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember taking an IQ test in HS and got around 170

      As soon as I read that, lyrics from that Supertramp song sprung to my head:

      "Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer;
      So now you put your head in your hands, oh no!
      I said 'far out, - what a day, a year, a laugh it is!'
      You know, - well you know you had it comin' to you,
      Now there's not a lot I can do"

    20. Re:Spot on by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I was an annoying helpless newbie using lynx on a dialup to a VAX at Fitchburg Sate College in Massachusetts. AOL is for chumps. Except for AIM. :-D

    21. Re:Spot on by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      A better, more explicit way to phrase it is
      IQ = Score/(Average score of someone that age) * 100

      Now, the average score of someone that age /means/ actual age

    22. Re:Spot on by m50d · · Score: 1
      The problem is that AOL users assume what they have is "the internet", and that they know everything they need to. Internet access should be denied not to the stupid, but to the ignorant. An argument I've often seen said, but never refuted, is that the internet should be like the roads, you're not allowed on it until you've shown you have a level of competence, because otherwise you make it dangerous to others. There's no risk to life or limb out here, but there's still some truth in the analogy.

      Back to AOL: they can keep catering to the simple/stupid crowd, but they should try and make it clear that there is more to the internet and you can learn if you want. The internet isn't easy. AOL makes it easy, but it does so by disguising a lot of the complicated stuff, and then pretends the internet really is easy. So people think they know what they are doing because they can understand AOL. It should be made clearer to them: you don't know what you're doing. You don't need to at the moment, because AOL will take care of you. But do try and learn a bit when you have the time.

      --
      I am trolling
  72. alt.tasteless by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    read, post, enjoy. It's still one of the great groups on Usenet, although it needs an influx of new blood to make it even better.

    -b.

    1. Re:alt.tasteless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sheer crap. The group died when the last remaining Great Ones (Zeno, Carrot, Miller, Lenore, Vinnie) disappeared or died, leaving a bunch of wankers to run the place.

      Alt.tasteless is running on fumes and has been for years now. Oh sure, occasionally someone new comes along and tries to breath some life into the group, but honestly the group sucks more than Spammy when she's short of cash.

    2. Re:alt.tasteless by crimethinker · · Score: 1
      Give Trashcan Man, Chris Chiesa, and Saint McAfee their due while you're at it. I think you're being a little too selective.

      -paul

      --
      Pistol caliber is like religion: everyone has their favourite, and theirs is the only right choice.
    3. Re:alt.tasteless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      /salute to one and all. SAVE THE CHOAD!

      Man, I miss alt.tasteless. (Off to rec.pets.cats now...)

  73. Propogation for the rest of us? by RandoX · · Score: 1

    How will this affect Usenet propogation for the rest of us? Let's face it, AOL is big, and what kind of a chunk is it going to take out if they shut all their News Servers down? Corrections welcome if they don't host their own for some reason.

  74. At the sound of the tone by Morphix84 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The current Eastern Standard Datetime will be: 12:34 PM, October 1, 1993 BEEP

    1. Re:At the sound of the tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lol'd. If I had points, you sir would get a Funny.

      Also for some odd reason, the more I read it, the more it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand on end... it's kinda creepy for a reason I cannot quite define.

    2. Re:At the sound of the tone by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      It's a shame I posted to this thread; otherwise I'd give you mod points. Much funnier than my reference.

  75. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (GP poster here.)

    Well, eighty percent of success is showing up. I think the beauty of BT is that you can be completely lame and still contribute a bit.

    I can see AOL coming up with AOL-Torrent, though, which disconnects you as soon as you finish the download.

  76. The first me too post found by RonaNanoR · · Score: 1

    The first me too post was posted back on March 20, 1994 http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=2mj22t%243da%4 0search01.news.aol.com

  77. not an issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the simple fact is 90% of internet users today don't even know what usenet is (and I like it that way) my ISP is great as they provide a 5G/month giganews account for each of my 5 email addresses (I doubt they really understand this but once again their ignorance is my bliss) although for a new user to even realize my ISP has news access would take a week of diving through there site. For me the more USENET is off the radar the better it is.

  78. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by CygnusXII · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am in a similar situation, here in South Carolina. I have great access through a local Telco, but they outsource to the local conglomorate ISP, out of Charlotte NC. They have almost no binaries on thier News Server. Luckily I maintained my old ISP account, and pay $29 a month. http//www.vnet.net and they have damn near all of the binary groups, I can think of, and best of all NO DATA LIMITS I split this access to myself and my father, and split the cost. Compared to Giganews or Supernews, this is as cost effective as anything.

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    My cat's picked up a Hammer. HEY! Put down that Hammer. Put Down that Hamm...THUNK!
  79. Wow by cluening · · Score: 1

    I thought the only excuse people gave for using AOL in a tech-related area was "I only use it 'cuz it is what my parents use."

    --
    Posted from the wireless couch.
    1. Re:Wow by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, there were places where AOL was the *only* option for net access without paying insane long distance charges.

      My hometown was one of them until '97 or '98 when we finally got a local ISP. This ended up making my online evolution into something on the order of BBS -> AOL -> local isp (dialup) -> broadband

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  80. Is it the NTP or is it the spam? by jfengel · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure they care about whether or not you're engaging in NTP. I suspect that they just got tired of carrying the vast quantities of traffic and disk space required to participate fully in Usenet, especially if it's not an important feature for their users, and so much of the traffic is spam. I doubt many AOLers are going to dump the service just because they no longer carry alt.bitterness or comp.lang.java.announce.

    If they care at all it's because of the many porn binaries newsgroups. I'm a bit surprised AOL doesn't just decide to drop them instead of all of them; there is at least some reasonable conversation remaining in the text-only newsgroups and the traffic is considerably reduced. Perhaps if they were to then block the obvious spam as well it would be much less storage (though still plenty of traffic).

  81. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by CygnusXII · · Score: 1

    Crap! I meant to post that without any mods.
    Also to be fair, http://http//www.giganews.com/ and http://www.supernews.com/ should have been added as well. Not to mention there are many list to open News Servers.http://http//www.newzbot.com/ and url:http://http://tinyurl.com/5uc4z/> Google Search

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  82. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Or option three: You can quit beating off so much. Turn off your PC and go outside and play.

  83. Allow me to rebut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *shrieks like a hyena, soils himself, and then hands his baby off to a complete stranger while standing on a table and making a list of unreasonable demands*

    -- AOL User

  84. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by CygnusXII · · Score: 1

    Damn It! Frelling coffee, is got me all fux0red today.

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  85. moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm.. this is a good point, and an entirely do-able one, if you accept redirecting mails to a new address as a form of portability. What's it modded funny for?

    1. Re:moderation by siskbc · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Umm.. this is a good point, and an entirely do-able one, if you accept redirecting mails to a new address as a form of portability. What's it modded funny for?

      Umm.. because it's a troll and a nice one. I'd really love to have an ISP and provide free forwarding forever to a bunch of dipshits.

      Seriously. Good point? Christ on a crutch...

      --

      -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  86. No more "Unlimited Internet Access" by forand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So I guess this means they won't be advertising their service as Unlimited Internet Access? Why is it that ISPs no longer actually provide a connection to the Internet but just a connection to port 80? Sorry this is slightly off topic.

    1. Re:No more "Unlimited Internet Access" by MooseGuy529 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Internet" access, by its very name, is access to the Internet. You get an IP address (however fleetingly) and can send and receive IP packets to other computers. Email, Usenet, free hosting, and so on are just extra perks. Offering a dedicated Usenet host is not a core part of Internet access.

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  87. USENET is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But AOL didn't kill it. Spammers did. Large swaths of formerly noble USENET newsgroups are 90% spam. Moderation doesn't buy you much as spammers can easily forge moderation messages. And USENET 2 never really came to fruition.

    Let us mourn our friend. She was great in her time.

  88. Another crackwhore journalist by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From the article:

    But the Usenet will nonetheless become a smaller, less interesting place once AOL turns off its newsgroup servers.

    What kind of crack is this guy smoking? That's like saying that a nice neighborhood will be smaller and less interesting without all the trailer parks on its fringes. Posts from AOL users tended to be interesting in the same way that "mystery meat" is mysterious.

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    1. Re:Another crackwhore journalist by geminidomino · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Posts from AOL users tended to be interesting in the same way that "mystery meat" is mysterious.

      Or meat.

    2. Re:Another crackwhore journalist by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Heh heh. Looks like we've got some AOLusers with modpoints.

  89. YEAH! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I remember when AOL (you-know-what On-Line) users first hit Usenet.

    Now I can remember the day they left as well.

    W00t!

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  90. What is IQ? by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
    because the test results are designed to be a bell curve centering on 100.

    What Is "IQ"?

    It was also observed that the gaps between children's mental ages and their chronological ages widened as the children got older. The 6-year-old with the mental age of 8 had a mental age of 12 by the time he was 9 and a mental age of 16 by the time he was12. Similarly, the 6-year-old with a mental age of 4 had a mental age of 6 when he was 9 and a mental age of 8 when he was 12. In 1912, the German psychologist, William Stern, noticed that even though the gap between mental age and chronological age widens as a child matures, the ratio of mental age to chronological age remains constant (and, as we will see, remains essentially constant throughout life). This constant ratio of mental age divided by chronological age was given the name "Intelligence Quotient". Actually, the intelligence quotient is defined as 100 times the Mental Age (MA) divided by the Chronological Age (CA).

    "IQ" is a very flawed standard, only in part for how it deals with non-children. However, an IQ of 100 on a 10 year old means they have the normal mental capacity of a 10 year old. The bell curve rests there. A 10 year old that has the mental capacity of a 9 year old has a a 90 IQ. It you had a 170 IQ at 17, that merely meant you had the Mental Age of a 28.9 year old. In theory.

    So yes - half the population has an MA that is higher than their CA, and half the population has an MA that is lower than their CA. That's the way the system was devised (a system which quickly breaks down and becomes irrelevant once someone isn't a child).

    Tada! As Paul Harvey says..."and now you know, the rest of the story."

  91. You can't sue Usenet. It's too decentralized. by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
    Exactly. It's also too enabling and much to difficult to control the posters.

    The TPTB want to kill Usenet.

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  92. AoHell - Please give us the Internet Back Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank goodness ! Anything and everything that AOL pulls out of is great news... Thieves, robbers and AOL - all the same... Charging so much for internet access and taking advantage of people who don't know any better. I hate that the "A" stands for America. Thanks goodness for NETZERO and even the Free ones... LAMOS LAMOS and they can kiss my butt... Even Further? One day soon they WILL NEVER be able to compete... and what's with that ridiculous browser - where nothing works? You figure they'd make the damn thing work for 24.95 per month... And the MORONS who STILL PAY AOL on top of DSL, wireless or cable access... Why? WHY? WHYYYY!??? For the stupid Buddy list? Get AIM for Free Morons... The hypy-dypy community? Find a website... The Adult Blocking? Get Net Nanny... I can't believe it... I just Can't SORRY FOR THE RANT...

  93. AOL accounts.... by wpiman · · Score: 0
    Somewhere in the history of time I acquired an AOL account. I think at some point you could create multiple users- and a buddy linked me off of his parents some 10 years ago. Anyways- someone still pays the bill for this thing- not sure who. Thanks if it is you.

    Always- as spam became an item- this account got so much spam that I decided to make it my usenet account over my shell accounts. I used dejanews- now google groups to post.

    Now- there spam filter is slightly bettter- but still shit. This has grown into an account I use to register for message boards- and what not. Can check all the email from the web.

    Everyone needs a junk mail account- aol has always been mine.

  94. "Frivolous" lawsuits? by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    Frivolity is apparently subjective, contingent upon whether or not one's income relies on the sale of copyrighted material. FYI, AOL has settled with Mr. Ellison.

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    1. Re:"Frivolous" lawsuits? by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Hi Mr. Ellison!

    2. Re:"Frivolous" lawsuits? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Quite. Insofar as there was a problem with the lawsuit, it was more that it would have been largely ineffectual, not that Ellison's anger was misplaced. It certainly wasn't "frivolous" by any common meaning of the term.

      Unfortunately, this is Slashdot, a forum whose bulk of members look at a few abuses of copyright (overly long terms, "Access Control Mechanisms", etc), looks at one specific industry that really doesn't need copyright but has it anyway (software - 90% of all programming is done for private institutions, not as software for sale), and promptly declares copyright evil and unnecessary, and anyone trying to make a living from it likewise.

      Kind of surprising really that the biggest thread under this isn't comprised of someone quoting the "frivolous lawsuit" comment, followed by hundreds of Slashbots responding "me too"...

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    3. Re:"Frivolous" lawsuits? by JoeGee · · Score: 1
      Insofar as there was a problem with the lawsuit, it was more that it would have been largely ineffectual, not that Ellison's anger was misplaced.
      Ineffectual might be too strong of a term. Although the settlement doesn't seem to penalize anyone, it apparently proved his point, and motivated AOL to clarify and enforce their position on piracy. I don't particularly like the man on a personal level, but I agree wholeheartedly with his stance on piracy. It's hard to feel sorry when the "victim" of piracy is a multimillionaire/celebrity/multibillionaire -- are they going to miss this little bit of money -- yet others who are not in their financial positions do suffer when their work is freely copied.
      Unfortunately, this is Slashdot, a forum whose bulk of members look at a few abuses of copyright (overly long terms, "Access Control Mechanisms", etc), looks at one specific industry that really doesn't need copyright but has it anyway (software - 90% of all programming is done for private institutions, not as software for sale), and promptly declares copyright evil and unnecessary, and anyone trying to make a living from it likewise.
      Generalizations are easier to deal with than nuance. Slashdot may be a deeply intelligent community, but it's not very world-wise. :)

      Peace,

      -Joe G.
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  95. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by Coccyx+The+Clown · · Score: 1

    You should check out www.usenetserver.com, they have an awesome $30 for 3 months unlimited deal, and a $3 for 3 day unlimited deal to try it out. With the advent of par files, incomplete posts aren't really a big deal.

  96. Slashdot reporting again by Cryogenes · · Score: 1

    AOL is not "terminating usenet access" for its members. They simply cease to provide the service themselves. Which is really no loss for AOL members, because text newsgroups can be accessed through Google and for binary newsgroups you need a premium usenet provider anyway.

  97. E-mail address portability by spotteddog · · Score: 1

    Register your own domain with a registrar that provides email forwarding. Then you have email portability. Change your ISP and all you have to do is change your forward record. Joker is the one I use, but you can choose your own.

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  98. yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now only the 1337'est hax0r's can use usenet. Maybe without all the pr0n, spam, and copyright infringing binaries, the servers won't be gasping for bandwidth so much.

  99. the ball keeps tumbling for AOL..... by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

    this isnt just about usenet -- this is about AOL slowly dying out and slowly shriveling away. they lost on average last year 600,000 dial up subscribers per quarter.. about 2.4 million subscribers in 2004. all indications are that they will at lose at LEAST twice that many in 2005. more people are now willing to shell out $15 more for DSL or maybe $20 for cable internet(its STILL 23.99 for AOL dial-up) as people want faster and better times on loading sites, emailing and chatting. of course you cant forget the 9.99 services but IMO those are just temporary gigs that wont last forever. with the advent of cell phones, everything wireless and faster speeds, AOL is doomed and i will be the first to look forward to this moment..

  100. one of the worst hit by AOHell by crimethinker · · Score: 3, Interesting
    alt.tasteless was never the same after AOHell infested the group. All the time some dumbass would be jumping in, asking about scrotum self-repair or the exploding whale. "I heard you guys have pics of [starlet #1] and [starlet #2]! Can someone email them to [tard@aol.com]?" followed by a quick "ME TOO!!!!!11" from [tard_number_2@aol.com]. It got to be a contest to see who could flame them back the best; many a snuff story was written with an AOHeller as the star.

    I'd put in an ObTasteless here, but I've been out of the loop for so long on account of the spam that I just don't have the heart for it any more. [wipes a wistful tear from his eye]

    -paul

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    Pistol caliber is like religion: everyone has their favourite, and theirs is the only right choice.
    1. Re:one of the worst hit by AOHell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really think it is appropriate for alt.tasteless to whine about AOL users. Obvious reasons.

  101. Not quite by laura20 · · Score: 1

    "The September That Never Ended" refers to September 1993. While it has been in popular memory often amalgamated with the arrival of AOL posters, that actually happened in May 1992.

    While the AOLers were certainly part of the endless September, it had more to do with the number of Usenet newbies from all sources hitting a tipping point.

    1. Re:Not quite by GuanoBoy · · Score: 1
      ...with the arrival of AOL posters, that actually happened in May 1992...

      That is my recollection, too, that the AOL-ers arrived sometime in 1992.
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  102. It's not purely elitism... by ArghBlarg · · Score: 1

    ... but real frustration with real problems -- Usenet has been all but killed by impolite people who refuse to follow etiquette ('newbie' or not), and of course, the ever-growing spam.

    More constructively, you could have suggested that if people long for the old BBS-style interactions, to find some telnet BBSes. (No links handy; easy enough to search for via Google).

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  103. Protector of Usenet by baumanj · · Score: 2, Insightful
    where is the Usenet community going to find another large media company to protect it from frivolous copyright lawsuits?
    Oh, I don't know.
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    "The general contract of the method run is that it may take any action whatsoever." -- Java 2 API
  104. What is a good Linux USENET client? by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    What is a good Linux USENET client that supports decoding/downloading binaries, especially yyenc binaries?

    1. Re:What is a good Linux USENET client? by computational+super · · Score: 1

      I've been using Pan for quite a while (in fact, I think I'm a couple of releases behind) and it decodes all binaries, yenc included. Even displays images inline, which was a feature Forte Agent never got around to adding.

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    2. Re:What is a good Linux USENET client? by computational+super · · Score: 1

      That's pan.rebelbase.com, BTW.

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    3. Re:What is a good Linux USENET client? by valdrad · · Score: 1

      For Win32, I like Gravity. It was originally made by MicroPlanet, but after they folded Tom Bates picked up the baton and maintains it.

    4. Re:What is a good Linux USENET client? by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't run on Wine, then it is of no use to me.

    5. Re:What is a good Linux USENET client? by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      How good is it at harvesting binary groups? For example, I want to download every binary in a specific list of groups. Does Pan require you to click on each file and manually "save as" or can it be directed to automatically save all binaries into a local directory?

    6. Re:What is a good Linux USENET client? by chowells · · Score: 1
  105. A Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is free Usenet
    It's not very hard to find
    You fail the test

  106. Kill ALL of Usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go ahead and kill the entire thing. Usenet used to be a legitimately useful thing. Now it's just a cesspool.

    It's time came and went. Social structures break down with "communities" as large as Usenet. Bury it -- it's been dead for years.

  107. Long live Easynews! by mrgodzilla · · Score: 1

    Easynews rulez the world!

  108. What IS usenet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I really do not know.

    And why would anyone block it?

  109. Why do people still post things like this? by bogie · · Score: 1

    "The amount of spam and crossposting just made the signal-to-noise ratio too much."

    Yes and then people invented News clients which could actually filter and killfile.

    Google Groups is still one of the greatest sources of information on the planet. If you rely on Google so much are you really telling me you never search the groups for information? That would just be foolish.

    Every year people claim usenet dead and every year they are wrong. Just because you don't subscribe to any groups or visit usenet anymore doesn't mean it fell off the face of the earth. When you close your eyes does the world disappear as well?

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    1. Re:Why do people still post things like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you close your eyes does the world disappear as well?
      Yes. But it instantly gets recreated when I open them.
  110. Linkage Warning by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

    The frivilous copyright lawsuits link has some advertisements that make it seem that your not doing work @ work (suicidegirls.com et cetera). Just a warning...

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  111. Stop sterotyping AOL users. by jthayden · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh come on, I did a search for 'me too' on google groups and it only found 4,270,000 results. Stop your whining.

    1. Re:Stop sterotyping AOL users. by Cyburbia · · Score: 1
      I agree.

      (insert Warlord signature here)

    2. Re:Stop sterotyping AOL users. by DirkDaring · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me too

  112. sTunnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, but what are they going to do about you running an sTunnel over port 443 (or using NTTPs over 443) which many news group servers support?

    Many of these Usenet users could simply use Deja News..Make that groups.google.com. The warez/pix/rar crouds can use NNTP over HTTP that many of these guys have. Select the threads, add them to a .ZIP, download over HTTP.

    AOL cannot block all of this.

    AOL did have one of the best Newsgroup servers at one point in time, though they had the worst interface as well.

  113. INTERNETS by sh1ftay · · Score: 0

    LOL!!! LOOK IM TALKING ON TEH INTERNETS!!!1111!!!111

    Important Stuff

    Please try to keep posts on topic.
    Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads.

  114. Re:go ahead, waste your mod points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ME TOO!!1!!1!1

    > ME TOO!

  115. They are a Mainstream Media Corporation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It's not like they are a Mainstream Media Corporation. Right?

    Acording to TimeWarner Electronic Voting Fraud didn't happen either. Right?

    I mean hey, it's not like Electronic Data resists tampering. Right?

    It's just another "Fake" news source they are filtering. Right?

    They're not just executing Bush's Man-Date. Right?

    It isn't like some had a plan sitting on a shelf for years, they haven't been planning to systematically destroy and censor the internet. Right?

  116. you never know by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    It *is* Burger King, after all. Adding an AOL CD to a Whopper might make the thing taste better.

  117. But... by EvilStein · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know any that get OFF the onramp - they just stay within the little AOL world, and have no desire to learn about anything else. They get their email, they have their chat rooms, and the cute little AIM icons.

    They stay *right there* and never learn anything.

    1. Re:But... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Can we keep them there? sort of like what the British did to criminals? exiled them to Australia (and notice how Australia is this really cool place to be...hot girls, never seems to bring up any bad news, and gorgeous and advanced city.)

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    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't know any that get OFF the onramp - they just stay within the little AOL world...

      Right. And who's to say if that's right or wrong? If they're happy in their own little world, I say, good for them.

      A lot of people seem to exist only in that little world called Slashdot... They get their messages, they have their discussions, and the cute little friend/foe icons.

    3. Re:But... by Biomechanical · · Score: 1
      Can we keep them there? sort of like what the British did to criminals? exiled them to Australia (and notice how Australia is this really cool place to be...hot girls, never seems to bring up any bad news, and gorgeous and advanced city.)

      Yeah but while the country's lovely and the general populace is friendly, unfortunately the majority of our politicians are simpletons and knee-jerk reactionaries who tend to ban anything old thing based on the simplest, and stupidest, reasons.

      For example, check out the banned items on this page CAV Resource Centre - List of Banned & Regulated Products.

      Some of them make sense, like the gas masks with asbestos in the filter, but rather silly ones include the glider planes with the "sharp nose on planes" and the pop guns with "No guard to prevent discharge of other objects."

      I live in Queensland - born and raised - and I recently got interested in Airsoft as a good alternative to paintball for a more realistic, "counter-strike" style game due to the realistic nature of the firearms.

      Banned. You know why? I went to the police - where you need to go for a permit to import through customs any airsoft firearm or part of an airsoft firearm - and found out this fascinating little nugget of information from their permits and licencing division:

      Airsoft firearms, including the spring-loaded single-shot type, are banned outright from importation and/or manufacture because when fired at a close range they may cause bodily harm.

      I can go down to the local gun club out at Carindale, register, get a licence for a handgun, buy a Glock 17 - a neighbour I used to live near owned one, nice gun btw - and then if I like I can get another licence which will allow me to carry that handgun concealed about my person - same neighbour's wife kept the Glock in her handbag, both being members of the club.

      Yeah, the country's nice, and our populace is generally pretty friendly and easy going compared to what I've heard about the rest of the western world, but Australia is still run by the politicians in a similar vein to the old prisoner colonies of yestercenturies.

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  118. Except USPS actually provides that service by tepples · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and when I move to a new city I should be able to keep my old address right? Can't be too hard.

    If that was an attempt at sarcasm, it was a poor example. Part of the price of USPS postage stamps goes toward postal forwarding and address change notification services for people who have recently moved.

    1. Re:Except USPS actually provides that service by ajs · · Score: 1

      The key word is "recently". Even the USPS won't forward forever. I would be fine with (and I think ISPs would too, once they got over the initial outrage) forcing anyone who sells access to an email account to forward mail sent to that account to some other (e.g. set once, never change) for a period of 6 months after account termination. As long as they are allowed to filter based on spam, viruses and set some reasonable bandwidth cap, I think this would be fine.

      If I ran an ISP, I would fight such a law, but only because it would cost me money and thus there's no point in NOT fighting it. When all is said and done, a universally applied law isn't going to hurt any one ISP, though, and it doesn't cost THAT much.

  119. Tim Skirvin by Ark · · Score: 1

    Tim Skirvin: Now 500% happier!

  120. Return on investment by tepples · · Score: 1

    how does offering less services make them any more useful to their subscribers?

    Because the vast majority of the AOL crowd doesn't care about AOL's built-in Usenet facilities, providing such Usenet access does not bring enough marginal Membership revenue to justify maintaining the servers. Cutting such services helps AOL cut costs and thereby stay in business longer.

  121. Re: I'm happy about it by tepples · · Score: 1

    Me THREEEEE3E33333##3#

  122. So they loose some customers by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Im sure a lot of people will be annoyed that they cant get to a large part of 'the internet'..

    While i agree usenet has been in pretty bad shape for years, it is still there.. and is still ( mostly ) useful..

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    1. Re:So they loose some customers by megabyte405 · · Score: 1

      I doubt few people who can tell the difference between 'the internet' and http://www.myrandomvanitypageorblog.com/ are still using AOL. There are a few, of course, but very few.

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  123. Annoying helpless newbie? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Speak for your self please, some of us were neither annoying nor helpless.

    Some of us grew up with the technology as it advanced, so we were never techinally newbies....

    We also educated ourselves *before* we spoke.

    Sure, in this day and age, newbies will always exist, but there is NO excuse to be annoying or helpless . If they do a little homework first, they can ask educated questions and not be annoying.. and by definition, not helpless.

    And if they dont bother to at least *try*, then no, they should not have access to technology and can stay off the 'freeway'.

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    1. Re:Annoying helpless newbie? by PingXao · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Some of us were never helpless or newbies. And being annoying will get you on our shitlist faster than anything you might imagine.

  124. Re:Spot on, again by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 1
    ...you too were once an annoying helpless newbie!

    Very true. In my university days I know I made a few online gaffes sorting out USENET, email and ftp. Fortunately, I was just one of the Legions of September who had a few old-timers help me find my footing. I can still go back and look at my early posts on Google Groups (shudder.)

    The Ham radio folks call old-timers who "look over the shoulder" of novice radio operators to help them out Elmers. I had a few cyber-Elmers help me with my baby steps. In turn, I've tried to be a bit of an Elmer myself.

    The main problem with a sudden and constant growth of new users is that the Elmer-to-newbie ration drops off quite a bit. It's hard to stay calm when you see that 2/3rds of new USENET posts can be solved with a single Google search. Given this recent statistic, I don't think we can expect things to get better.

    Well, that and we've gained a significant number of l0s3rs, as well. Can't be helped, I guess.

    I'm not even sure blocking AOL users from USENET will even have an impact. Between Google and the other big ISPs, the signal-to-noise ratio is not going to be affected all that much. Certainly USENET spam won't change, and Clueless Newbies are legion everywhere you go. They no longer limit themselves to AOL or small Canadian Universities.

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  125. Loose / lose - Blah them typos by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Oh well.. gotta love typos... I'm sure the intent was clear anyway.

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  126. OT Re:No more "Unlimited Internet Access" by Tokerat · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I was going to comment on the same thing. Not only is it only a port 80 connection, but it's DOWNSTREAM ONLY.

    I curse you Adelphia, and your stupid rules. If the phone lines in my small town wern't so terrible as to even make 56k not an option, there is no way I'd shell out $57 a month for a nice fast line which is idle 20 hours out of the day.

    It sucks out loud that they could be held responsible if I ran some kind of illegal service. If I was selling illegal arms over the telephone could Verizon get in trouble? If I was dealing drugs out of my car, would Chevy get in trouble? If I was running form the cops, did Nike tell me to "Just Do It"?

    OK, end of rant. I think someone with money for a good lawyer needs to sue an internet provider for advertising "Unlimited Internet" with all these limitations, take the money and start their own actual "Unlimited Internet" company which will let end users run whatever they want provided they don't A) go over a reasonable bandwidth limit (a message board for a bunch of your buddies to chat on is not unreasonable at ALL) and B) take full responsibility for any services they provide.

    Is that too much to ask? Put it in the EULA.

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    1. Re:OT Re:No more "Unlimited Internet Access" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this all depends on how you use the internet. When I buy a connection I expect it to be an unrestricted internet connection. I don't care about free email servers, free hosting or free usenet archives, free wireless router, blah blah blah.

      As long as I have a box that has an ethernet port on one end, phone/cable line/satellite on the other, I get an ip (DHCP or otherwise) and can connect to port 1-x on any destination I want, it's a real internet connection. I don't even need dns servers provided to me, since I run my own.

      I have a firewall box, antivirus etc. for protection, use mozilla and eudora. I am a happy camper. Never been an aol customer.

      If they only provide port 80, I'll be checking my next ISP thoroughly. Only having port 80 allowed would pretty much skunk the deal for me. Restricting to port 80 doesn't even stop kazaa LOL.

  127. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by ac7xc · · Score: 1

    Bad News. With the Giganews unlimited account once you go above so many gigs (5?) then they throttle your connection to 100k or less.

  128. Comcast Customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ok, all you comcast customers complaining about how the 2GB giganews limit sucks check out Rocket news.

    Currently i'm going with the 25GB for $21.00 plan and it rocks! unused bandwidth roll overs, bonus gigs, etc. if that isn't enough they have even more for all you binary downloading freaks out there! and no, i don't work for rocket news, just a happy customer, they have "everything" if you know what I mean. one more thing i think comcast should let it's customers opt out of the suckey 2GB per month giganews, personally i could take that $7.00 a month or whatever they are paying giganews and apply that to a usenet server like rocket news, It really sucks that comcast shut down their own news server, no more unlimited downloading of all those daily Mp3's! Waaaaa! Also i'd like to hear from those of you that know of a better news server for less $$

  129. The dying gasp of the 'transhumanist' ideal by wash23 · · Score: 1

    Okay, yeah, I'm desperately clinging to some ancient withered ideal that reeks of revolution and 'transhumanism' from like 1995, but it's sort of disturbing that "big media" is working even harder to restrict access to worldwide communications that once seemed like they would lead us towards some utopian global society of peace, happiness, and superintelligence. Alright, alright, all that really goes on in usenet is posturing and 17 year old flamewars between aging M.I.T. dropouts, but hey...

  130. Just removing its own UI to Usenet? by mlevin · · Score: 1

    Just to be clear -- is AOL only removing its own UI to Usenet? Shutting down just their own NNTP servers? Once you have a connection established through AOL, are they going to block you from using some other NNTP server? Are they going to block HTTP access to Google Groups?

    It seems that AOL users will still have SOME ways (even if it is just Google Groups) to get Usenet. and it seems to me that for AOL users, this is probably a better/easier to use interface, which is what they'd want. I'd imagine that most AOL users wouldn't know what to do with direct NNTP access anyway...

    1. Re:Just removing its own UI to Usenet? by lamber45 · · Score: 1
      Yes, if you read the article, you see that AOL is *recommending* third-party news providers, such as Google Groups. I'm not sure whether they ever allowed an AOL users with a third-party news client to connect to their news servers.

      Several of my family-members share an AOL dial-in account and use AOL primary email addresses. I don't know if they've ever read or posted to Usenet. Since I don't subscribe to AOL, I'm not sure if I have a say in the matter. I'm not happy about this, but I can understand whay I might drop Usenet too if I were AOL.

      I'll aggree that 98% of the newsgroups are 98% spam, and the 2% that aren't (such as comp.lang.c) are 80% or more flame-wars and other garbage.

      Furthermore, participating in Usenet with an unmasked email address is an invitation to recieve a lot of unsolicited e-mail. AOL has been fighting spam for some time.

      Finally, Usenet (like IRC) is a sort-of peer-to-peer model that doesn't really fit in the modern Internet. Soemone can publish something by putting it on their website. For many people, e-mail will get to its recipient in under a minute; why deal with the propogation delays of hours or more that Usenet offers? RSS feeds, IM, true peer-to-peer clients, cheap or free personal websites, slashcode/PHPbb, listman... each of these is a better solution to some part of what Usenet used to be used for.

      Nevertheless, I won't say Usenet is permanently dead. There are other sites besides groups.google.com that provide access to Usenet postings. There is promise in the other direction too. For istance, I might actually fire up an old newsreader like trn if I knew that Slashdot was putting its site on Usenet.

  131. Why not $20-$30 or so for a year of forwarding? by tepples · · Score: 1

    If I ran an ISP, I would fight such a law, but only because it would cost me money and thus there's no point in NOT fighting it.

    So why don't ISPs offer a cheap(er) forwarding-only service for former residential Internet access customers? It shouldn't cost more than about 2 or 3 USD per month, as that's what, say, SpamCop charges for full-service e-mail.

    1. Re:Why not $20-$30 or so for a year of forwarding? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Some do. But others don't see $2-$3 a month in income worth their time, especially if the former customer is taking a good email address.

      You might have a new potential customer that wants steve@myisp.com. If all your good addresses are tied up with low-income forwarding, your new customers end up with steve10389@myisp.com.

      On the other hand, I could offer something like that on my domain. $3 a month for email forwarding from just one customer would pay 50% of my domain and hosting costs.

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    2. Re:Why not $20-$30 or so for a year of forwarding? by tepples · · Score: 1

      If all your good addresses are tied up with low-income forwarding, your new customers end up with steve10389@myisp.com.

      That's why some ISPs offer more than one possibility for what comes after the @ sign, especially ISPs that have acquired other ISPs.

  132. 50% below 100 by sabennett · · Score: 1

    This isn't true because you don't take into account those with an IQ of 100. If IQ distribution was a bell-curve (which I know it's not...), more people would have an IQ of 100 than any other number. So less than 50% are below, less than 50% above.

    Other than that, I agree, AOL has its place.

    1. Re:50% below 100 by doogmeister · · Score: 1

      It is all irrelevant in the real world.

      Because 100% of the 50% (below 100) have drivers licenses. And I guarantee that you will be driving behind one (or more) of them on the way home.

  133. AOL skeet by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

    "Want an AOL CD? Go to Burger King! They make half-decent frisbees..."

    They also make tricky targets for skeet shooting. It's damn satisfying to blow the crap out of one with a 12 guage.

  134. Will RR get affected? by DiracFeynman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How will roadrunner users be affected?

    1. Re:Will RR get affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if they are ambushed by funny looking, furry, guys using ACME products.

  135. Ten years... by AudioEfex · · Score: 1

    Ten years too late...They ruined Usenet in 1995 when they uncerimoniously dumped their users untrained onto the Internet, and only after Usenet has become the biggest SPAM-hell on Earth do they abandon it.

    Kind of like bombing the hell out of a country, occupying it, and then just when you've reduced it to rubble, saying "see ya later!". /sigh

    AE

  136. What's stopping you? by IshanCaspian · · Score: 1

    There's absolutely nothing stopping you from shelling out a few dollars a month and running your own forums.

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  137. I'm going to have to respectfully disagree by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

    I simply can't see how AOL dumping Usenet could be anything but a good thing for Usenet in general. Once all the noob riffraff leave, the s/n ratio is bound to improve and the spammers will follow the noobs once Usenet spamming doesn't turn in the profits that it used to - improving the s/n ratio even more. Besides that, all those damned noobs just draw too much unwanted attention to Usenet. I can't wait for them to leave IMO.

  138. "substantial non-infringing uses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is Usenet, for fuck's sake.. infringing uses are latecomers, and unwelcome ones at that (if I want shitty pirate .avi's I know where to look, thanks much)

    Given that various piracy-tastic protocols (helloo, Kazaa..?) that have emerged unhurt from court on this issue, it is ridiculous to expect Usenet to be the example case.

    Besides, I'm not a U.S citizen (nor do I live in the USA), so I don't give a shit.. Happy timewasting to all my US friends.

  139. Re:AoHell - Please give us the Internet Back Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you should post before hitting the pipe, not after. Sobriety aids coherency.

  140. AOL's email only service? by Reziac · · Score: 1

    I know AOL used to have an email-only service for about $10/month; is that still available?

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  141. no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you just want to do text, Google news works fine. If you want binaries, there are lots of usenet providers out there that charge $10 or so a month.

  142. So what, we still have.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    .... mail to news floods of spam... have you looked into gnu.misc.discuss lately?

    Now that should be wrong, mixing mail spam into news..

    Besides, AOL isn't removing web access such as google groups...so just how important is this article?

  143. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went with Newshosting, which has unlimited gigs for $14.95/mo. What Comcast did is essentially a rate increase, by providing less service for the same price. I'd have switched to DSL but in this area DSL is only 768K, which is too slow.

  144. feed? by don.g · · Score: 1

    On a vaguely related note, is there any similar service for providing small (100 groups) feeds to individuals? Slurp works, but it's a pain if you want to use it to feed other servers :-(

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    1. Re:feed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would using leafnode work better? I'm not really sure what you're asking.

  145. Re: I'm happy about it by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Time to update that killfile to block from google.

  146. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the best way to tell Comcast to fuck themselves be simply to cancel your account with them and invite others to do the same? Why tell them 'Fuck you!' and pay them?

  147. uh... by rs79 · · Score: 1

    (Why couldn't AOL have dome this 10 years ago when everybody asked them to?)

    Usenet is becomming more and more obscure as web message boards dedicated to single topics spring up

    I still read groups I created 15 years ago. To this day they're still more usefull than the web bbs's and are a nice adjuct to mailing lists on the subject's I'm interested in. If the web BBS's vanished, I really wouldn't notice or care, but I would miss usenet and mailing lists if they were to go.

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  148. Well I for one.... by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

    ....don't want to be the one that limits or denies access to anyone, but as far as I'm concerned, the noobs should HAVE to read the FAQ and follow their TOS before they post stupid 'Me too!' and other useless drivel on the Usenet. If they won't be bothered to learn the rules, then fuck them. They can stay off. There's no point in bothering with the stubborn and ignorant, and that makes me self-righteous, then so be it, but I don't think that what I'm asking is so damned much. Is following simple and concise rules so hard? And why is it that there are always some asshats that think that the rules don't apply to them?

  149. Hardly. Mr. Ellison doesn't go online. :) by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    I met the man back in the mid 80's, but I'm not him. Apparently you come down on the side of "everything should be free." Good for you, but quite respectfully, if you worked in a capacity where you relied on written, musical, or visual content to put food on your table I suspect you'd feel very differently. As a content author whose income is protected by copyright law, although I agree today's media tends to produce watered-down, overexpensive product, there would be *none* if there were no financial incentive to produce it. "Starving artist" sounds fantastically noble on paper, until you're the one starving. :)

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    Get off my virtual lawn, you damned virtual kids!
    1. Re:Hardly. Mr. Ellison doesn't go online. :) by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      I absolutely do not believe "everything should be free", and I do think that Mr. Ellison has every right to go after those that copy his work without permission or compensation. I knew the chances that you were Ellison was slim since he is known to be somewhat of a technophobe (kind of a latter day Amish where the net is concerned). It was humor.

      Current copyright laws as they are, courtesy of 'The Mouse', are an abomination to what it was originally meant. I recognize the original intent, not the current corporate intent. I work as a freelance computer tech so I'm not the copyright police, but I have lost jobs because I won't install software on multiple machines (such as one copy of windows 98). So, as you see, I do recognize copyright law even though at times it does tend to keep me from 'putting food on the table'.

      I also do software so some of my income does rely on copyright law protections, directly.

  150. Re:Spot on ????? by codeconfused · · Score: 0

    Hey I'm not some confused aol user !! Wait I was on aol when it was a BB. Guess this makes me one of the under 100 IQ's. Aol has done a lot to help me fix windoze spyware loaded machines. Where am I going to earn my extra cash now ?????

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  151. the chicken and the egg by westlake · · Score: 1
    You don't need everything provided by your ISP. That's the beauty of the Internet; once you're on, you can access any server that has the features you want.

    The only problem is finding out which servers are available....

    But first you have to know that something is there and is worth a look.

    I did not discover USENET in college, I stumbled across it while on dial-up AOL in 1996. FTP, IRC, TELNET, etc., are not part of the basic Internet experience for entire generations and classes of users.

    1. Re:the chicken and the egg by harmonica · · Score: 1

      But first you have to know that something is there and is worth a look.

      Exactly. Right now there are tons of off-topic articles in various groups from gardening to sports by concerned AOLers who don't know that they do have an alternative.

  152. Telnet BBS Guide by westlake · · Score: 1
    Telnet BBS Guide

    A website and mailing list, monthly updates, with descriptions, lists about 400 active BBS systems, some few of which still offer a dial-up service.

  153. Imminent death of Usenet predicted: Film at 11 by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "I have the strangest feeling the Usenet is finally dying its rather long-deserved death."

    People have been claiming this since before I first got on Usenet, 13 years ago.

  154. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    You just have to love that truth in advertising. Or perhaps they merely redifined "unlimited."

  155. Re: I'm happy about it by doublem · · Score: 1

    Assuming the average AOL user can FIND Google groups.

    They DO have to o to a URL instead of an AOL keyword.

    I used to provide tech support for AOL users trying to access a online Distance Learning site. Trying to walk the average AOL user through using a URL instead of an AOL keyword is a VERY painful process. There were a lot of people who used phrases like "Amatures", "Two bit operation," and "Mickey mouse incompitents" to describe our lack of an AOL keyword.

    I'm not worried about AOL users finding Google Groups in real numbers. Most of them can't even understand that all e-mail addresses DON'T end in @aol.com

    Let them sit in their little corner of cyber space, isolated from the rest of us so we can all be happy.

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  156. Ellison by teflaime · · Score: 1

    I would point out that Ellison was trying to protect his sole source of income in filing his lawsuit. So it really wasn't frivilous. Obnoxiously pendantic maybe, but no frivilous.

  157. Then I misunderstood your humor :) by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    Peace,

    -Joe G.

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    Get off my virtual lawn, you damned virtual kids!
  158. Re:go ahead, waste your mod points! by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

    ME TO!!1!eleven!!1!!

    BOB I SENT U A EMAIL 20 MINUTEZ AGO!!1!!! DID U GET IT!?!!?!

    > ME TOO!!
    >1!!1!1
    >
    >> ME
    >>TOO!

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  159. Re: I'm happy about it by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Its not just AOLusers though. Google has been a steady source of newbies, trolls, and k00ks on usenet for a while now.

    In my experience, killfilling google-originated posts is lossless compression.

  160. Re:Comcast just changed its Usenet policies as wel by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

    Not sure exactly what the cutoff point is, or what the the throttled speed is, but I've heard many complaints about this. Mainly because those that complain about this will promptly get their account terminated by Jonah (CEO of Giganews, and a bit of a dick)

  161. Usenet is far from dead.... by James200 · · Score: 1

    As the title says... Usenet is far from dead, in fact it's growing even bigger these days, for the comments about ISP's "killing" usenet no chance, most people that know what they're actually doing with usenet wouldn't use their ISP's newsgroup servers anyway because of low contention and completion. People complaininh that it's full of spam? uhhhhh theres a few stupid posts here and there but it's not that bad binary and text groups are split up these days, so going to alt.binaries.something looking for discussion/help you're not going to find it there. Also these comments 1-2gb for usenet accounts, a LOT of companys offer unlimited bandwidth, it's also why isp's are removing usenet because of the storage and bandwidth needed for it. Theres been a LOT of very incorrect information about usenet so just thought i'd clear some of it up.

  162. Re: I'm happy about it by doublem · · Score: 1

    But I almost always post form my gmail account...

    Oh.

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  163. FUCK NO!!!!!! by Entropy · · Score: 1
    It should be necessary to get a license (and therefore some training) before you're given an IP address and an email account.


    No.

    Hell no.

    Unh unh!

    No way!

    Fuck no!!

    Are you out of your fucking SKULL???!??!??????!?

    Get your government off of my internet connection!!!
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    The sea changes color, but the sea does not change.
  164. That is it by Jessekam94 · · Score: 1

    That is it. I used to have A.O.L. D.S.L. and firstyou have to hope that the software doesn't freze up wihile trying to go online. Some high-speed-internet-connection You have to log on just to get online. oh yeah and did I mention that AOL cap's you Verizon was giving me 3000/768 And A.O.L. only gave me 768/128 W.T.F. and now no more usenet A.O.L. is going to go out of buizness. And I hate the stupid commercial's Iwould like my hard-drive to fry like a mozerla stickif any person has a half of a brain you woln't get a virus by not downloading stupid stuff like from A.I.M. Fusion

  165. I shot the Internet, but i didnt shoot NNTP by riondluz · · Score: 1

    My point is this:
    When the ford-driving, black-shiny shoes start sniffing 119 using easily-read headers to build machine forensics based on a well-defined model of distributed heirarchies
    and newsgroups to construct household and geograpical profiles and Usenet will be dead and the Internet will follow.

    Spew follows:
    I've had a longterm love affair w/Usenet going on 15yrs.
    If it dies, my machine will be soooo lonely.
    Its the best part of the net, so much to offer,
    so well organized; perfectly distributed chaos in near-perfect categorization.
    What a big fat target it is. Open wide for the neo-cons,
    for Homeland Security, for the evangels;
    cracking down on dissent and porn; making the
    internet safe for the NewWorldOrder.

    Everyone wags their finger at AOL while losing sight of the enlarging pictures. Was it just a .biz decision to drop their news servers or did they fail to mention opting out
    to protect their members privacy, not wanting to get caught in the fallout, the encroachments on our civili liberties.

    Usenet is dead, the claim is made in the same breath which
    touts google groups. what irony, News hosts are few and big and subject to scrutiny. And then we get to read:

    Verisign, the first name in wiretapping, offers their NetDiscovery
    verisign.com] service to law enforcement. In their words, Complete Lawful Intercept Service

    And

    criminal digital evidence processing work done by the DoD's Defense Cyber Crime Center (DC3). The DoD blocked and traced 60,000 intrusion attempts on its unclassified networks in 2004, and wrestles with spam, illicit pornography and other common Internet threats.
    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=0 5/01/15/14 24207

    We're tuned into infomunchers but surrendering our rights, Mute to that spooky sense of something lurking in
    the background, part of the noise, buried in the obvious.
    with its nose to the packetstream,
    While we bathe in connectivity, global hive minded
    social networking semantic web content junkies;
    We're seen from beyond as feeders, statistics,
    a number in the system, a node on a line, a point to a
    point, in a torrent, in a web.

    In the big picture it doesnt matter what your orientation is,
    just that your orientation can be watched. The new price of freedom.

    I repeat: the medium, not the message, is what gives you
    away. Your flight is unimportant, its where you land that
    counts. The Internet succeeded so well at empowering
    individuals, at promoting statelessness, that its put .gov
    on the defensive and a line-tap on us all. A bag on the side,
    of the satellite, of the switch. "Your throughput is temporarily slowed due to maintenance, load-balancing, uh, mechanical
    failure, sunspots and other acts of god". Gotta love the
    offical explanations. While its quietly correllating and
    and modelling sigint into high-def; to determine who is who,
    and where they are and what they do, their brand of car.

    If our plastic debt and phone records, DMV and background-check and balance sheets, finances and assets pattern our character Its our newsgroups and our favorites
    and our buddylists and our bookmarks and our contacts and our viewing habits which color our personality
    This is where the gems lie buried.

    while we're continuously connecting in endlessly unfolding dramas tuned in and interacting with the avatars and bloggers and webmasters someones now watching all too closely not just watching but profiling
    all by scanning headers of everyone's IP

    We now become what we type and what we click on and buy into or subscribe or download or join or slurp
    becomes absorbed in some Metadata totality.

    Because for BigBrother its the medium, they don't care about
    the message. They can shut down what they dont like, but
    its better to leave it be (a honeypot) and watch the logs.
    Its the medium, the Ports 'o Call we visit. HTTP,

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