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Review of WidowPC Sting 917 Gaming Laptop

It is absolutely gigantic. I've never had a laptop this giant. It is huge both in terms of dimensions, weight, and specs. The resolution of this screen is larger than all but one of my desktops. It has more disk space on it's two (yes two) hard drives than any laptop and almost any desktop. It has an honest to god numeric keypad, but it's sitting on my lap. It's the WidowPC Sting 917 and I put it through it's paces, using it as my primary gaming machine for a month. And I write about it below.

Let me start by offering some perspective: most of my gaming is sadly done on a Mac. I have no Mac capable to truly running most modern video games. I always turn the video settings down to just below pathetic, and even then I'm fortunate to get tolerably smooth video. It's just something you sort of learn to accept when you have a Mac. Every game I play on it is just a little short of steller when compared to running on a PC. But my newest Windows capable machine is 3 years old, and a joke by today's standards.

This machine came well equipped: A 3.66ghz P4 w/ 2MB of L2 Cache, 1 gig of 533MHz DDR2 RAM, an Nvidia 6800 Ultra w/ 256MB ram, and not one, but TWO drives, a 60gb 7200 RPM for the OS, and a 100 GB 5400 RPM drive for games. It came in minimal packaging- inside the box was little more than a laptop bag containing the manuals and a few cables. Which is good because all that bloat distracts me from my primary mission: It installed my Warcrack in moments and patched up in probably half the time I was expecting it to take.

With that I hoisted the gigantic beast upon my lap, connected my mouse and began to play. Glorious, lickabley smooth graphics. I turned on every single graphics option and restarted the game, only to discover that there was a level of graphical detail in this game that I didn't know existed. Frames never dropped. Capital cities ceased being slide shows and turned into the bustling metropolis of activity that they are meant to be. 15 man boss fights became liquid fast. In short, having real hardware made my favorite game more fun to play. I'd also like to think it made me a better player, but that might be pushing it.

Likewise the audio gave me a surprising thrill. Walking into rooms and hearing acoustic affects. Voices echoing off walls really give spaces a powerful sense of space. The speakers on this machine are great for laptops. Sure your home stereo sounds better. Hell I bet $50 PC speakers sound better, but for built-ins, it was quite nice.

This new gaming experience does not come without tradeoffs. The first thing you will immediately notice about this monster is the screen. Besides having a 1900x1200 resolution screen, it is incredibly shiny. Frusteratingly so. I found myself closing drapes, turning off lights, and even after that, when I entered a dark room, I'd see my reflection shining back at me. Maybe this is simply a personal preference, but I really struggled to see details in dark scenes. I had to throw the gamma settings way up and sacrifice any contrast to see certain things without straining my eye. This might be the single biggest flaw in the machine.

Next up is weight. This thing is heavy. Everyone I showed this machine to was asked to pick it up. No really, I'd say: pick it up. They'd look at me cockeyed and then comply. Without fail they were surprised at the density of this beast. It was kind of a strange experience, watching people lift and then realize that this thing weighed like 20-30% more than you expect. The website says that this thing weighs 11lbs but it sure felt like more.

The thing is huge. It came with a cheapy little case that fit the laptop quite snuggly, but no other bag in my house came close to carrying it. And I've had some big machines over the years. You should expect to need a custom bag. I never hauled this machine through an airport, but I imagine it would suck wipping this out in security. Even the power cube is gigantic. I've actually had handheld computers about the same size as this thing's power cube.

Also worth noting is heat. There is a giant fan on the left hand side that really does an impressive job of moving the heat outside of the case. And onto whatever is sitting next to you. Let's just say my cats were not so excited to sleep next to me. I've used laptops that were physically uncomfortably hot on the lap, and this machine never got to that point. Instead, it simply would turn off. In the middle of the game. No warning. Very unpleasant. I borrowed a little mini lap desk and then there were no heat problems, provided I left the fans completely unobstructed, and used the machine only on a hard flat surface.

With this giant machine comes a full assortment of ports. And not the miniature custom ports some vendors pass off, but rather full sized real ports without stupid dongles to lose. Of course, since bluetooth and 802.11 is built in, the only port you hopefully will need is power.

The short and long of this machine is that it is heavy and hot. The base model costs $2700 but as I reviewed it, it was more like $3200. And this is one laptop that probably shouldn't be used on your lap: the weight, heat, and random freeze-ups when given improper breathing room pretty well kill that. But if you have the cash to spare, this is a sweet machine. It plays games as well as most any desktop I've seen. It added a level of playability to my favorite game. It has the stones to handle the heaviest 3D games of today, and will likely be able to play the cutting edge games for several weeks into the future. I know most people can't afford a machine like this... but if you can, you'll definitely be envied by your friends next time you haul it out at a LAN party... it's a hell of a lot sexier than lugging around a monitor and a mini-atx based machine. I'm sad to let the review unit go back to WidowPC.

276 comments

  1. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by stupidfoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did I toggle off slashvertisements?

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the other advertisement about Nessus that was posted earlier today. Thankfully we have digg.com :-)

    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm sad to let the review unit go back to WidowPC."

      Aww Come on WidowPC, CmdrTaco just sucked your cocks on the front page of slashdot. least you could do was let him keep the unit.

  2. Sing along! by Southpaw018 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    *sings* Ohhhhhhh,
    If you want it to be possessive,
    It's just "I-T-S."
    But if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S."
    ...scalawag.

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    1. Re:Sing along! by doorbender · · Score: 1

      in re to your sig. to participate in a thread that one has moderated one must post as AC..... or choose only to moderate discussions one does not care to comment on.

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    2. Re:Sing along! by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      Not an email, but:

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    3. Re:Sing along! by forgetful_ca · · Score: 1

      You are commenting by moderating. You just don't get to voice your opinion. In terms of signal to noise ratio, it's probably more effective than getting to express a (probably not very) witty line.

      All you conspirists with your stats on how /. bans moderators who vote a certain way can keep your charts, I'm satisfied with the system for the most part..

    4. Re:Sing along! by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

      Woops. I musta logged out or somethin. Was half asleep anyway.

      I hereby claim that comment, thus removing it from anonymity! :)

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    5. Re:Sing along! by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

      Oh wait. I was logged in.
      *goes back to his corner*

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  3. Wheres the picture or links to another review by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its hard to see it without one.

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    1. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't worry, I found some pictures

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    2. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can someone please explain to me why the VGA out on the back of the laptop is a 9 pin connector?!

    3. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by BushCheney08 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because it's called a 'serial port'. The video out is the big white DVI port.

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    4. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      In otherwords, it's mis-labled on the picture. Thats what happens when you let marketing make up sales images for a tech product

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    5. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh. I didn't see the labeled closeup pic there. I only saw the smaller pic under the specs list. Yup, someone fucked that up pretty bad...

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    6. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Next time I'll be sure to add "(rhetorical)" after my question. I found it odd that a laptop still includes a serial port since so many other manufacturers ditched them in favor of usb. It made me wonder if the picture was photoshopped or mislabeled.

    7. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In the picture, it also has an :AN port. Someone typoed LAN.

    8. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      It has a floppy drive, too... I guess it's a case of "hey, we've got some extra space here, let's stuff something in there"...

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    9. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by th3space · · Score: 1

      Do you mean to say that you don't utilize your colon area network with sufficient regularity to necessitate interfacing it with your mega-laptop so that it may analyze your dietary needs? How do you expect to head off those pesky pollyps at the pass (literally and also figuratively)?

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    10. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by Tristan7 · · Score: 1

      I frequently need a serial port for work related peripherals. They do have USB-Serial converters, but those don't always function exactly correctly.

    11. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.widowpc.com/images/917_b03.jpg

      yeah, let's buy a laptop from a company that can't tell the difference between :

      a) an s-video port and a power connector
      b) a serial port and a vga port

      oh, and what the hell is a ":AN" port?

    12. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      God I hate that. I couldn't remote manage a Cisco during a recent facilities move with a newer Serial Port-Less Thinkpad T43. I had to use a relatively ancient, but still very awesome HP Omnibook 6000. Saved the day that ancient hardware.

      At 2AM, I would have been hardpressed to find a USB to Serial adapter at CompUsa.

    13. Re:Wheres the picture or links to another review by CMiYC · · Score: 1

      Because it is from the company that provides Modem and :an ports.

  4. No link? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All that, and no link to the product?

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    1. Re:No link? by GeekyMike · · Score: 2, Informative
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  5. *sigh* editing? by entrex · · Score: 0, Funny

    I love reading a paragraph twice. It's always better the second time around.

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  6. Can you run the dnetc "benchmark"? by CyricZ · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Can you run the most recent distributed.net client for this system, and provide us with the typical keys/second value you obtain?

    While not a perfect benchmark by any means, and highly dependent upon which core is used (ie. the algorithm and implementation), it is often a useful test to quantify how a machine performs.

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    1. Re:Can you run the dnetc "benchmark"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is dnetc a good test of performance for an intel processor? I bet you must think AMD's are twice as fast as intel processors? Well then again i guess that would make you fir right in with the slashdot crowd...

    2. Re:Can you run the dnetc "benchmark"? by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

      For gaming machines, 3DMark tends to be a better benchmark. Or framerate in a game like Half-Life 2, Doom 3, or UT2004.

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  7. Here's what I don't understand... by general_re · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With all that shit bolted on to the thing, battery life is surely going to be around eleven seconds once you unplug it - an assumption on my part that's surely confirmed by the fact that neither Taco nor the mfr's website bother to discuss battery time. So why not make it into a luggable computer? Leave off the battery, and shave that lardass down to merely ridiculous levels of heaviness instead of insanely heavy.

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    1. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Leave off the battery, and shave that lardass down to merely ridiculous levels of heaviness instead of insanely heavy.

      Truely, this is a "desktop replacement" - desktop specs, smaller footprint. I equate this to something like an iMac. But the up side is if you leave IN the battery, a brownout/blackout won't stop the machine, lose any work, or fry your innards. So this is a small-footprint desktop gaming PC with built-in battery backup. Sounds ok to me.

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    2. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by kmartshopper · · Score: 1

      I would have to imagine that in testing they gave it to the average geek and asked them, "Is the battery life long enough for you?" And they all answered yes, because it was enough to make it to the kitchen for food and the bathroom for a pit stop.

      On another note, I'm sure I could have powered my flux capacitor with all the power consumed by this laptop.

    3. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by general_re · · Score: 1
      Does that happen often enough to justify the price? That is, the last time we had an unexpected power cut here was two years ago, and that was while a hurricane was blowing through town, so it wasn't all that unexpected to begin with. Nor was I interested in doing much gaming at the time anyway :)

      In any case, if it does happen that often - e.g., you live in California or some third-world country with an unreliable power grid - wouldn't you be better off getting a UPS? I've gotta believe that a SFF desktop with comparable specs + UPS is still less than this thing costs.

      I dunno - maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm not getting any younger, and a top-of-the-line luggable without the cinderblock-like anchor of a battery sounds like the kind of thing my back would appreciate.

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    4. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Can you fold up your SFF PC, throw it into a bag, throw it into the car, and be able to fire it up at your next destination in under a minute?

      That's the difference between buying a SFF and buying a desktop-replacement notebook. Low-end desktop replacements are CHEAP, too... acceptable specs for under $1000 from Dell, versus gamer specs for $3000 from this company.

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    5. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by general_re · · Score: 1

      But that's my point - if that's what you're doing with the thing, you're never really using the battery in the first place, and hence you don't really need one, so therefore the battery is just deadweight. Leave it off and give your back a break :)

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    6. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by hahiss · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, it isn't that bad, I'm using one now to post from a coffee shop and I'm getting fine po

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    7. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      With all that shit bolted on to the thing, battery life is surely going to be around eleven seconds once you unplug it


      It's not a battery... it's an UPS!
    8. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by RabidOverYou · · Score: 1

      Not quite! You can diddle bits until the very moment you have to leave, slap the lid shut, unplug and run. It does the swap/thrash/hiberate/cryogenic thing - on battery - while you're motoring down the hallway. Yes, you're shlepping two pounds to save ten seconds, but I tell you, staring at the box, willing it to hibernate faster, before you can unplug, ooh that'll age you.

    9. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      In any case, if it does happen that often - e.g., you live in California or some third-world country with an unreliable power grid - wouldn't you be better off getting a UPS? I've gotta believe that a SFF desktop with comparable specs + UPS is still less than this thing costs.

      I live in an apartment complex in NJ, and man alive is the power setup horrible. Probably originally wired in the 60s, and that was the last time. Brownouts and power surges are a regular thing, as are blackouts during - I shit you not - thunderstorms.

      My desktop is [see below --- ] on a UPS (probably the best one I know of at the consumer level - has always been near perfect - APS Back-UPS 1000, although the 1500 is out now - that's probably better) but one of a series of laptops I have - for work or personal use, or that of the GF - is often plugged directly into the wall in a room outside of the office. When we get a power surge or blackout, it sure is nice to have that battery in there.

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      AW MAN! I gotta tell you how perfect this is - as I was sitting here typing this, in my office, the power went out. Who knows why, it's sunny out. Thank you laptop battery. ;)

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    10. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent hilarious. OMG that's funny.

    11. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by Ghostx13 · · Score: 1

      It's the exact same thing as a sager or an alienware. I have one with nearly the exact same specs and the battery life doing normal windows tasks is about 1 hour.

    12. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      So for you, NJ stands for "No Juice"

    13. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just think of it as already a luggable computer, just one that comes with a UPS backup as standard.

    14. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply a %^@ds_z[NO CARRIER] away from stupidly redundant.

      "In Soviet Russia, the laptop powers you!"
      then...
      "I for one welcome our new dual hard drive laptop overlords."

      then mumble something about old people in Korea.....

      Everyone but the mods are on crack today.

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    15. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      ...if it does happen that often - e.g., you live in California or some third-world country with an unreliable power grid...

      Central Pennsylvania may not qualify as a "third-world country", but I guess in some respects it's close. :)

      In the small town where I live, we only have maybe 2 or 3 "sustained" blackouts a year. By that I mean more than a few seconds, typically minutes our hours. But far more common (about twice a month) is the power "blink", where some idiot drunk driver hits a pole a few miles away, and the power blinks for less than a second, just long enough for an alternate route to kick in... and for my desktop PC to shut down quite instantaneously.

      I've always wanted a laptop, mostly for the convenience of portability, but when you're in a low-income bracket, you learn to make due. UPS? Not worth it, for me personally -- the time-honored practice of "save early, save often" has saved my butt many times when [digitally] painting or writing code. So far I've never had a hardware failure due to power outage, but given the anecdotal stories of others, I suspect that maybe I'm just really, really lucky...

      Back on topic, does anyone know if the Sting 917 takes standard, off-the-shelf video cards? The site mentions that the "video card" can be changed, but doesn't seem to elaborate further...

    16. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by general_re · · Score: 1

      Ah, c'mon. Let's be honest - for this thing, "diddle bits" = "play games". For virtually any other task, it's not worth the weight or the expense. And I don't know about you, but I rarely play games on a deadline, such that the twenty seconds it takes to hibernate are critical :)

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    17. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by Misch · · Score: 1

      I live in an apartment complex in NJ

      I'm also in an apartment complex in southern NJ. The electircal was installed in 1972. I'm fairly certain because there is a date stamp on there.

      It sucks. Luckily, I've brought 2 UPS'es down here with me, and now I've switched my linux server over to a Shuttle Zen (Max 85 watt draw, usual: 40). That thing might last a while on there, though I'll have to check the battery sometime. We had a number of outages already (and I've only been here 4 months!)

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    18. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by ArcheKlaine · · Score: 1

      Back on topic, does anyone know if the Sting 917 takes standard, off-the-shelf video cards? The site mentions that the "video card" can be changed, but doesn't seem to elaborate further...

      The laptop doesn't take standard formfactor desktop graphics cards, but rather the mobile versions, which are provided by the manufacturer. In this case, the US manufacturer for these notebooks is Sager. You can buy the video cards for this notebook through them, and if you buy from a good reseller, they'll probably be working with Sager as well.

      Currently available video cards are the top of the line mobile cards from last year until now, including the Mobility Radeon X800 and Mobility Radeon X800XT platinum edition, the Geforce Go 6800, the Geforce Go 6800 Ultra, the Geforce Go 7800GTX, and the Quadro FX 1400. All cards have 256MB of GDDR3 memory on them.

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    19. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Don't think of it as a battery, think of it as a built-in UPS.

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    20. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by frodoze · · Score: 1

      yeah well thats the way I use my laptop, I get 4-5 blackouts a year where I live, the towercase computer reboots after a glitch in the power, the laptop no problems, the battery will last an hour and a half, plenty of time to finish what I was doing and shut down.

      now that laptops are getting cheaper, they are starting to become more popular as desktop replacements, apart from the builtin UPS, they take up less space, once finished for the day it can folded up and put away, out of sight, no tangles of cables everywhere, I friend of mine who sells computers says most of the notebooks he has sold in the last 12 months go to people with home offices, not mobile situations, just to be used as desktop machines, I can see the trend for 17" and 19" widescreen notebooks becoming more popular just for this reason

    21. Re:Here's what I don't understand... by raodin · · Score: 1

      Then take the battery out. Most laptops work just fine if they're plugged in while the battery is removed.

  8. Here's a link to the manufacturers page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Here's a link to the manufacturers page by dorkygeek · · Score: 1
      Except that you can't see through it, but rather have to to lose your husband first.

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  9. Ummm by platypussrex · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Who is this person? Why did they get their free loaner (to advertise here perhaps), and why is there no link to anything useful about the machine?

    1. Re:Ummm by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Taco got it apparently and it wouldn't be much of an advertisement when it's not linked to from the main page I guess. Perhaps they left out the link by mistake or they did it purposefully so that people like you and I (who probably bitch when they have Slashvertisements) would complain when they don't blatantly "Slashvertise".

    2. Re:Ummm by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who is this person?

      He's CmdrTaco, 'editor'-in-chief of this 'ere Slashdot.

      Why did they get their free loaner (to advertise here perhaps)

      He's CmdrTaco, 'editor'-in-chief of this 'ere Slashdot.

      ... and why is there no link to anything useful about the machine?

      He's CmdrTaco, 'editor'-in-chief of this 'ere Slashdot. ;-)

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    3. Re:Ummm by loserMcloser · · Score: 1

      Who is this person?

      The story is not in italics, ie. it is not a quote from a user-submitted story -- it is written by the Slashdot editor who posted it, in this case CmdrTaco...

    4. Re:Ummm by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      Check the name.

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    5. Re:Ummm by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

      the best answer that can be given... : p

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    6. Re:Ummm by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Why did they get their free loaner

      If it is in fact a loaner (to be returned) then Taco is a freaking moron. Slashdot has enough eyeballs to dictate a keeper model. What, a $3,500 laptop (retail) vs how many thousand eyeballs, the majority of who are actually interested in this sort of thing? Hell, I didn't even know you could get gamer laptops and I'm seriously thinking about it for my next system. Taco, stop whoring yourself for such cheap tricks, you can do better!

    7. Re:Ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not logged in and I saw it on the main page.

    8. Re:Ummm by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether there is a link in the article is irrelevant because there are links in the comments now. Taco knew there would be.

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  10. Link to said laptop by neosake · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's a link to the sting 917.

    I read teh review, was like ok, it's big, but what's inside?
    Here it is:
    • Choice of nVidia 7800 GTX, ATI x800 , or nVidia Quadro 1400 video cards with 256MB DDR3 memory
    • Intel Desktop Pentium 4 600 Series Extreme Edition CPU with 2MB L2 Cache
    • 17 inch 1900 x 1200 WUXGA+ LCD with ClearView SuperBrite Technology
    • PCI-Express graphics technology
    • Apacer 533Mhz Dual Channel DDR2 RAM
    • Fujitsu SATA and Ultra ATA drives with commanding queuing
    • New 600 series 64 bit P4 w/ 2MB cache
    • Phoenix BIOS
    • Full size keyboard
    • Fully user upgradeable video & CPU
    • Full desktop CPU combined with incredibly fast graphics power
    • More powerful than most desktops
    • TV tuner with remote available
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    1. Re:Link to said laptop by HaydnH · · Score: 1

      Phoenix BIOS

      Isn't it the phoenix bios laptops that are a rpita with linux re: acpi etc?

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    2. Re:Link to said laptop by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      A 17" widescreen with 1900x1200 res? That's not amazing resolution. That's normal. I'm not bragging, but my laptop 15.4" widescreen and it's resolution is 1920x1200. My last laptop was a normal 15.4" and it's res was 1600x1200.

      I'll grant that that laptop has a few nice bells and whistles, but nothing Alienware or even the Dell XPS's don't offer. (yeah, both my laptops are/were from Dell).

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    3. Re:Link to said laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder how Taco got a 6800U instead of a 7800GTX.

    4. Re:Link to said laptop by systemic+chaos · · Score: 1

      ...but my laptop 15.4" widescreen and it's resolution is 1920x1200

      ditto, and mine is going on a year and a half old now.

      One question - why is it that all these laptop screens are so shiny and polished now? Mine has a very nice soft finish that in no way blurs the picture, but it also never gets glare unless there is a very bright light source. It also never shows fingerprints during use. Why switch to the shiny plastic now? Maybe it's just me though, because I think the shiny black PSPs and iPods look so much worse (after any use) than their white counterparts.

    5. Re:Link to said laptop by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Psssh, I guess that laptop is... OK ;)

      Check THIS out.

      Its a Eurocom F-Bomb. Here are some specs:

      Superb 17.1-inch WUXGA 1920-by-1200 pixels with Super Clear Glossy Surface
      - Fully 64-bit capable supernotebook
      - Processor: socket based, fully upgradeable, single or dual core, 64-bit
      * up to 4800+ AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core; 939-pin; 1MB cache
      * up to 4000+ AMD Athlon 64 FX57; 939-pin; 1MB cache; single core
      - Memory: up to 2GB DDR400 SODIMM; 2 sockets
      - Choice of Video with EUROCOM upgradeable VGA technology:
      * 256MB GDDR3 Nvidia Quadro FX 1400 with OpenGL
      * 256MB GDDR3 Nvidia 6800 Ultra
      * 256MB GDDR3 Nvidia GeForce Go 7800GTX
      * 256MB GDDR3 ATi Mobility Radeon x800
      * 256MB GDDR3 ATi Mobility Radeon x800 XT Platinum Edition
      - up to 240GB of HDD space with 2 physical PATA or SATA HDDs and RAID 0,1
      - 2 physical Optical Drives; up to 8x Dual Layer Multi DVD-RAM/+-RW; 2nd DVD Burner optional
      - Internal MCE TV Tuner available
      - Virtual 8-channel audio output; SRS WOW support; 7.1 Surround Sound Output
      - Standard DVI-I port; 4 x USB 2.0; 2x IEEE1394a ports
      - Standard 10-in-1 card reader
      - Integrated WebCam for video conferencing

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    6. Re:Link to said laptop by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      The only thing I can think of is that it is a screen protector. Yes, those displays look bright and all, and they have a non-reflective coating on them, that's nice, I guess. Problem is they're still reflective and they look bright, but I like the way my screen is more like satin. The glossy screens feel like they're shooting light directly into my eyes like a friggin' headlight. I would rather my screen look like a piece of paper with a light shining on it. It's less tiring on my eyes.

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    7. Re:Link to said laptop by dlZ · · Score: 1

      My company sells a line of laptops that have that shiny screen, and a lot of people really like them. I think it reminds them of a glass screen. On the other hand, my mother has hated every LCD she's ever used, saying they give her a really bad headache (doesn't matter the quality.) I snagged an LCD with the shiny screen and it didn't bother her at all. And this monitor wasn't necessarily as high quality as some of the ones that gave her a serious headache. She does have really bad vision, and something about the matte surface seemed to make her strain her eyes more.

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    8. Re:Link to said laptop by ArcheKlaine · · Score: 1

      This is a variant on the same laptop design. Where the laptop reviewed in this article is a Clevo D900T, also called the Sager9880 (the current model is the 9890, which supports the 7800GTXgo as well.), the laptop you mention is a Clevo D900K, which is soon to be released stateside as the Sager 9750.
      Also, eurocom puts up clevo's laptops as soon as they're announced as 'in development'. Note the release date marked for August 1, 2005? This laptop is still not coming out for another few months.
      I wish they'd just wait until the laptop was actually availiable for retail. Too much early hype for me, though the D900K is a dream machine, even while I'm working off of a D900T right now.

    9. Re:Link to said laptop by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Really? Name it please. Because I've yet to find a single laptop LCD at the 15.4" form factor with 1900x1200 resolution. 1600x1040, yes...

    10. Re:Link to said laptop by antic · · Score: 1

      I think my Inspiron 8600 is 15.4" and runs at 1920x1200.

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    11. Re:Link to said laptop by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Well, my last laptop was an Inspiron 8200 15.4" standerd ratio screen (UXGA) that had 1600x1200 res. Go to Dell's site and look that up, I'm still at work.

      New laptop is Inspiron 6000 15.4" widescreen (WUXGA) with 1920x1200 res. Go down to the screen and you'll find some link "help me choose" and it'll show the res on the different screens.


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    12. Re:Link to said laptop by ffsnjb · · Score: 1

      I've got a HP zv5200 with a WUXGA (1920x1200) 15.4". Sadly, I can't config a new HP laptop with an equivalent LCD. They won't get my business again until I can get an LCD with equivalent or better specs.

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    13. Re:Link to said laptop by bn557 · · Score: 1

      I have one of these d900t systems and it runs linux all the time. These systems are based off of a desktop chipset (i915g I believe) and the bios is very desktopish.

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  11. Off the Mark by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Laptop" is not a valid term for this product, as he mentions in his review. It can be called "portable", but it would not be advisable to place this twelve-pound heat-sterilizer on your lap. Taco mentions it randomly shutting off due to heat.

    That said, who has a lap big enough for it? Let me give you the key points:

    Dimensions: 15.6"(W) x 11.7"(D) x 1.95"(H)
    Weight: 11.3 lbs. with Battery

    That is almost the size of two reams of paper .

    Product Link for reference.

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    1. Re:Off the Mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: almost the size of two reams of paper placed side-by-side.

    2. Re:Off the Mark by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 1
      I see this more for a gamer that goes to a lot of Lan Parties... easier to take this than your desktop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, power cords, network cables.....

      Other than that... a paperweight you spent WAY too much for.

    3. Re:Off the Mark by 70Bang · · Score: 1



      It is the size of a ream of paper - think 11"x14" paper, then the height.

      For the youngsters in the group, would anyone care to explain what happened when Compaq tried to do this (hint the first time they went belly-up?) Granted, those things were (35?) lbs, but the concept is the same.

      Can you imagine trying to get that thing through TSA?

      "Sir, what is this?" "A laptop." "I've seen laptops. I know what laptops look like. What the #$*#$# is this thing?"

      Go grab an inverter from ThinkGeek and plug it (the inverter) into your car. I think the car would start crying if it saw what you were going to connect to it. And you're supposed to be able to run refrigerators on those things.


    4. Re:Off the Mark by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      You know, my dad had one of the compaq portable computers. I remember taking it on road trips and playing games on it. Damn thing was heavy though.

    5. Re:Off the Mark by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There are numerous clones of this machine - Among others Keynux, Mesh, and AJP. I have the latter and it only weigh about 5 kilos. It isn't actually that much of a chore to commute on the metro with (although I am fairly sturdy). One thing I did notice was that a good bag makes it seem a lot lighter on the shoulder. And I second what was said higher up re the battery - it's basically a UPS. Certainly doesn't last Paris to Brussels by train - 1 hour 15ish.

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    6. Re:Off the Mark by Durf · · Score: 1

      For God's sake, before complaining about the weight you should think about what you'd like to see gone from that machine. I suppose you'll be saying things like they should lose the serial port and parallel port in the year 2005!

  12. Made by Clevo by the_cowgod · · Score: 5, Informative

    Looks like this machine is manufactured by Clevo, the Clevo D900T... It's also sold by Alienware (Alienware Area-51 m7700) and probably a few other vendors

    1. Re:Made by Clevo by dkuntz · · Score: 0

      Yep.. it's Alienware's "Unique" laptop case, as well as Sager's, and a few others. Sager and Alienware let you do better on the drives though...best option dual 100meg 7200 SATA, in RAID0 format (you can do dual 120s, but they're only 5400).

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    2. Re:Made by Clevo by Rinisari · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can get one of these through PC Torque for under $3,000. It's also a Sager 9890.

    3. Re:Made by Clevo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Sagar is the actual manufacturer.

      http://www.sagernotebook.com/index.html

      I've had one since May and have had no issues. From what I've read though, don't put too much in em (drive wise), else it gets a little stuffy in there and'll overheat. I have had no issues overheating (although some people do) even at E3 with the power was shut off and we had no AC in our hot ass room. Just keep it on a clean table with space and you'll be fine.

    4. Re:Made by Clevo by Memophage · · Score: 1

      Yep. I have the Clevo D470K, which is shown here as the "Sting 417 Gaming Laptop". I love the machine to death, with the only downside being the annoyingly loud fans on the bottom.

      Although not the cheapest option, if I was going to order mine again I'd order it through Sager. Sager appears to provide great support, driver and BIOS updates, and I frequent their site all the time since my vendor is lame, outsources their support (which isn't particularly good anyhow), and refuses to offer BIOS updates. My hard drive went bad, and they wanted me to ship the entire machine to them to get it replaced. As I was about to go on a trip, I ended up just replacing it myself at my own expense.

      So, I don't have a problem with boutique laptops per-se, just make sure you buy from a quality vendor, even if it costs a little more.

    5. Re:Made by Clevo by poity · · Score: 1

      Nope, Sager is just another rebrander like Alienware. They mainly use Clevo manufactured systems, but have sold rebranded Uniwills as well.

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    6. Re:Made by Clevo by plotz · · Score: 1

      I've owned the previous model, the Clevo 'D870p' I believe [also sager, prostar, etc...] It was a beast of a machine, but the build quality was disappointing for a high-end laptop. battery life was a joke with a P4 3.2, and the fans were loud and annoying. I bought it on ebay, resold at a profit a few months later, so I suppose I can't complain too much... : ) I would like to see a powerhouse barebone built on upcoming Pentium M or Turion low-power processors -- until then I'll hang on to my inspiron 9300

    7. Re:Made by Clevo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ide suggest going through http://www.powernotebooks.com/ Better prices across the board on Sager's, rather then from Sager direct. Also have fast 24/7 support. They got my 3 bills for a 9860. God i love it.

  13. The Definition Of.... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    ...a waste of money. Here's one player that never wins at monopoly!

    Seriously, wait 18 months and the price of this rig drops by 50%. Until then, I'm quite content to play in 1024x768 at 60Hz with medium textures; and you know, it doesn't bother me in the least.

    See you in the land of the lagless low ping times!

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    1. Re:The Definition Of.... by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Or, y'know, buying a nice, portable-friendly desktop case and a big LCD. Less "portable", sure, but it has a much, much longer upgrade lifespan. I haven't been a hardcore gamer uh... since I stopped being employed fulltime in lieu of travel and grad school, but were I to get back into it, I'd invest in a desktop.

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    2. Re:The Definition Of.... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Seriously, wait 18 months and the price of this rig drops by 50%. Until then, I'm quite content to play in 1024x768 at 60Hz with medium textures; and you know, it doesn't bother me in the least.


      Don't do that. 800x600 at 72Hz is okay, but 60Hz is more than likely to give you a headache.
    3. Re:The Definition Of.... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, wait 18 months and the price of this rig drops by 50%. Until then, I'm quite content to play in 1024x768 at 60Hz with medium textures; and you know, it doesn't bother me in the least."

      Don't do that. 800x600 at 72Hz is okay, but 60Hz is more than likely to give you a headache.


      It's a safe bet that he is referring to a flat panel. I picked up a dirt cheap 15" flat panel and saved the box so I could cart it to LAN parties. Combine that with a Shuttle-like system, easy to move, low footprint, lower power consumption, ...

    4. Re:The Definition Of.... by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      You might say 60Hz really Hz the eyes.

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    5. Re:The Definition Of.... by magarity · · Score: 1

      Seriously, wait 18 months and the price of this rig drops
       
      Never, ever, plan to buy computers at some point in the future with any firm criteria other than "budget allows a new computer in X time frame". You will play the wait-and-the-price-will-come-down game for the rest of your life and never have a new computer because in 18 months there's going to be something better on the market that you want to wait 18 months for to get at a lower price. Buy what best fits your needs today and all you can do is hope the next great thing that comes out next week doesn't render it instantly worthlessly obsolete. So far, nothing has ever done that to the prior generation so it isn't a real concern.

    6. Re:The Definition Of.... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Excellent point, and for a "budget" gaming laptop, I have found the gateway 9300 with fatwallet/gotapex coupons to be an excellant solution

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  14. About that name by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1

    WidowPC ?

    Why? Because it might turn wifes into 'computer-widows' ? (Just in case that term sounds unfamiliar: referring to a wife/girlfriend who feels like her man has left her, because he's sitting behind his machine all the time, not paying much attention to her anymore...)
    1. Re:About that name by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend plays wow with me.

      All I can say is "woot."

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    2. Re:About that name by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      "woot" from me too, though I never really got into World of Warcraft. My s/o and I do play Diablo2 together. It's really kind of nice.

      The other positive thing about that relationship is that I'm dating someone else who knows how to use weapons, so if we ever feel the need to be violent, we can armor up and grab the blades. For right now, it's just an epee for her, but I'm working on teaching her Japanese and European heavy weapons as well.

      Who says fights in a relationship can't be fun? =]

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    3. Re:About that name by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've found a half-hour or so of kumite to be a wonderful form of foreplay.

  15. I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by xutopia · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This xmas I'm switching to desktop. I've ordered parts and will be building a very nice rig for gaming. The reasons?

    - more power
    - less neck sores (adjustable height monitor)
    - bigger monitor
    - cheaper than getting something equivalent in laptop form

    The only downside is that I love laptop keyboards. If anyone knew of a place where I could buy a plugable USB keyboard the size and shape similar to what you would find on a laptop it would make me really happy for xmas.

    1. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by Tucan · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Logitech DiNovo is the right size and has an excellent feel, but it's wireless. Perhaps you can hold out for the Optimus?

    2. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by fightzombies · · Score: 1

      IBM makes a keyboard that has the ThinkPad pointing device and buttons built in. I don't know how the dimensions stack because, well, I don't own a ThinkPad.

    3. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another option is check out the USB keyboards design for the PS2. They are full function and the same size and feel of laptop keyboards! Enjoy!.

    4. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by HaydnH · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obsessed with laptop keyboards? First the upscale site
      http://www-604.ibm.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/C ategoryDisplay?storeId=10000036&catalogId=-36&lang Id=36&categoryId=13865533

      The one that ends in 9490 looks like it was almost ripped out of a Thinkpad.

      But even the local PC stores are a good source for HappyHacker wannabe small compact form USB keyboards. I also check out eBay just to see what the others are selling.

    6. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry about the incorrect troll moderation. Slip of the mouse wheel at the wrong list box, and no way to change moderation (?).

    7. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by SushiFugu · · Score: 1

      I recently did just what you are planning to. Do NOT buy the DiNivo and similar crap, the keys are extremely mushy.

      I would suggest getting a Rosewill RK600, it has proven to be an extremely nice keyboard for my gaming/fast typing needs, and it has a very crisp laptop action. And it's about $100 less than similar Logitech offerings. The only downside is you can't get a wireless version, personally I don't care for wireless in my keyboards and mice, but I suppose if you do that's the only thing that might make it a less than wonderful keyboard.

      Happy boot errorless holidays

    8. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just post a message (while logged in), it'll undo your moderation.

    9. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by blindbat · · Score: 1

      Try the BTC 6100C for a keyboard

    10. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Ok, where can I get an inexpensive Numeric keypad to attach to my Laptop for gaming?

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    11. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out some of the logitech keyboards they have the very low profile ones, which are basically laptop keyboards. I love my laptop keyboard too, and bugged me that i couldn't find another keyboard like it untill i ran into a few logitech keyboards. I would recoomend my current one, but pretty sure they don't make it anymore, but theres alot og other low profile good keyboard made by logitech and a few other companies (logitech is the only one i'm fimilar enough to recommend though).

    12. Re:I used a laptop for gaming until I got serious. by RealisticCanadian · · Score: 1


      It's to late and I'm too lazy to look up models & linksites, but BENQ has a very sweet lil lappy keyboard.

      I've been tempted several times to liberate my buddy's. And it's less than .5" tall, so not much reaching up if you toss it onto your (physical) desk top and rest your wrists.

      Cheers.

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  16. See them here by eyepeepackets · · Score: 3, Informative
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  17. Extra Paragraph by inkdesign · · Score: 5, Funny

    To test the battery life, I took a trip on the bus to simulate an average commuter's experience. After 25 minutes, the laptop was dead. When the bus made it back to my stop, I discovered my legs had fallen asleep from the weight! I ended up riding the bus all day, unable to leave my seat, and too afraid to move the computer from my lap, knowing I could not give chase to any potential thief until my legs had recovered.

    This may be the system's biggest flaw.

    1. Re:Extra Paragraph by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These are DTRs: Desk Top Replacements. They aren't meant to replace the light and mobile laptops. Think a full-powered desktop equivalent you can shove in your backpack and take to the LAN party or back and forth to work.

      Comparing these to light and mobile laptops is a false comparison as that is not what these machines are made to be or do.

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Extra Paragraph by daviddennis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He's probably comparing this with the 17" Apple PowerBook, and that's why he thinks the resolution on this laptop is high. The latest 17" PowerBook has 1600x1000 resolution, which is a step lower.

      I'm getting the 17" PowerBook shortly, and I have to say its resolution looks pretty good. I don't think I could read type much smaller, so I'm not sure how much gain higher resolution gives you, and I'm a screen size junkie (I have a 23" Cinema Display which is 1920x1200, or the same resolution as the test laptop).

      The 17" PowerBook is often thought of as a desktop replacement, even though the processor is obviously not as powerful as the G5. I used a 1ghz 15" PowerBook as my sole computer for a few months before I bought my G5, and performance was excellent for everything short of video special effects work.

      So I think as a desktop replacement, the 17" PowerBook with its 4 hour battery life, large screen and 6 pound weight (half of the review unit) is a lot more practical, and at $2,500 it's even a bit cheaper.

      But I'm sure the Black Widow's far better at gaming.

      D

    3. Re:Extra Paragraph by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Are you really going to chase after the super-strong thief that can run with this monster, even if you could?

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    4. Re:Extra Paragraph by timeOday · · Score: 1
      So I think as a desktop replacement, the 17" PowerBook with its 4 hour battery life, large screen and 6 pound weight (half of the review unit) is a lot more practical, and at $2,500 it's even a bit cheaper.
      I think this thing is designed for games. A PowerBook doesn't fill that role.
    5. Re:Extra Paragraph by sydres · · Score: 1

      considering what it cost I'd freight train my own family members who so much as looked slant eyed at it

    6. Re:Extra Paragraph by kuzb · · Score: 1

      I know you wrote this as a joke, but it may amuse you to find you're not that far off. According to this review, the battery life is about 57 minutes. A truly pathetic excuse for a portable.

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    7. Re:Extra Paragraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some steeling it, it would take two people to lift the bloody thing and they would properly burn their fingers.

      I bet it cost a lot to fly on plane flight not because of the weight but because you need to buy to two tickets one for yourself and the other for the laptop. I suppose everyone could watch the in flight movie on it but the Batteries would die and the you have to ask pilot to plug it to planes power supply and five minuets later the plain will start to plummet and the stupid dog from office will pop up and say "it looks like your are crashing to your death please upgrade"

    8. Re:Extra Paragraph by aclarke · · Score: 1
      One thing to remember about OS X vs. Windows XP is that XP actually has the edge when it comes to resolution scaling. Mac OS X 10.4 won't let you change the DPI of your monitor like Windows will, although it's sort of buggy in Windows (surprise surprise). It would be great if I could change the DPI of this 17" monitor I'm using at 1600x1200 from the Mac's default 72dpi to 118 which is what it really is but I can't. So I have to end up changing the default font sizes everywhere to sort of try to compensate.

      BTW I just got the new 15" powerbook a week ago and it's niiice. Congratulations on your imminent purchase :-)

  18. how can I... by kaleposhobios · · Score: 1

    ...get a review copy of one of these things for myself?

  19. Sleek, sexy, and *small* would be envied! by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    you'll definitely be envied by your friends next time you haul it out at a LAN party... it's a hell of a lot sexier than lugging around a monitor and a mini-atx based machine. I'm sad to let the review unit go back to WidowPC.

    Personally, I would guess that your friends would be far more envious if you had a super sleek machine that wasn't noisy, hot, and HUGE but still offered good graphics, response, and the *possibily* of child rearing if you could get a girl.

    That's me though.

    1. Re:Sleek, sexy, and *small* would be envied! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's me though.

      Already taken into consideration. Dumbass.

    2. Re:Sleek, sexy, and *small* would be envied! by m50d · · Score: 1
      the *possibily* of child rearing if you could get a girl.

      This is slashdot. That statement can be optimised out of existence.

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    3. Re:Sleek, sexy, and *small* would be envied! by ArcheKlaine · · Score: 1

      Eh, hinges on your definition of huge, noisy, and hot. I own one, or at least one based from the same model. It's more quiet than the desktops next to me during normal use, really.
      It's louder than your average notebook, and definitely heavier (Mine weighs in at 11 lbs.) but it's not too bad when you counterbalance what you get out of having it. It's hot compared to desktops, but compared to competing P4 laptops, especially the Dell P4 laptops (The 8000 series) this thing is on ice. Mine is idling at 41c at the moment, and it maxes out at 60c, where the fans will throttle and run it back down to 50 or 40, depending on the temperature of the room you're in. Contrasting this with my friend's vaio, which idles at 50-60c and gets close to 70c before it starts chopping out, and my friend's inspiron 1150 (a far unfair comparison, but we're talking processors here,) which he runs with a box fan under it to keep his celeron cool, my D900T is fairly cool.

      Concerning small laptops, perhaps the other clevo notebooks, such as sager's NP5720or an NP3880 would be more up your alley? (Note the prices shown are direct from sager, who usually sells through resellers, so those prices are higher than you'd actually buy for. try buying from places like PCTorque or DiscountNotebooks if you want to actually buy a sager notebook.)
      Clevo designed the d900T for a very narrow market. My friends have commented that they too would probably be happier with a laptop that was thinner and perhaps less powerful rather than something like mine, which is all a matter of taste. The people this notebook caters to are the people who need a high performance notebook capable of matching up with high end desktops while still maintaining the form factor that makes it feasable to transport with you. (And this notebook does match desktops, in everything other than hard drive space, thanks to the 2.5in form factor. However, the D900T does have a RAID controller supporting RAID 0 and RAID 1 with two hard drives, and supports SATA drives as well.)
      The laptop supports most all high end moble graphics cards, from the vanilla 6800go and mobilityX800 to the 7800GTXgo and the quadroFX1400go(for people doing 3D intensive 3D modeling, rather than gaming.)
      Obviously, this laptop doesn't seem to be quite what you want, which is fine, but if you want a powerful notebook that can match up with high-end desktops, you're looking at it. Or at least it's older sibling. The newest clevo notebook, the D900k or NP9750, is based off of the same chasis, but with an AMD socket 939 motherboard, which of course means compatibility up to the FX-57 and a64x24800+, which will put a new performance crown up for notebooks when it's released.

      But like I said, if performance and power aren't *CRUCIAL* to you, then you'd probably be happier with a lower-priced and lower-powered and lower-weighted mid-range notebook, such as dell's inspiron 9300 or the above-noted sager NP5720 and NP3880. Notebooks are a strange thing, because everyone has something they look for in them. Finding what someone likes in their notebooks is half of getting to know them for me.
      Oh, and as a last note, I own this notebook and do have a girlfriend. The end IS nigh.

    4. Re:Sleek, sexy, and *small* would be envied! by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because nothing is "sexier" than being the biggest nerd at the LAN party.

  20. I remember paying that for a 286 by gasmonso · · Score: 1

    Sure its alot of money, but I'm sure many people here remember buying a 286 system when they first came out for 2-3 thousand with a monochrome display and a 10meg harddrive :) I still have a 286 laptop in the basement if anyone is interested. It only weighs like 15lb and has a battery life of 20 minutes ;)

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:I remember paying that for a 286 by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Hey, I still have a Wang laptop from '87. Granted, I didn't buy it, I got it from a giant pile of old junk that was donated to a school I once worked for. Don't have a battery for it though.

    2. Re:I remember paying that for a 286 by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'm still paying off the 22% financing charge on my Compaq 286 with Math Coprocessor (287) option from Computerland!

    3. Re:I remember paying that for a 286 by J0nne · · Score: 1

      mod this offtopic, but I *have* to post this one...

      dude, why the hell are you posting a link to your site on every post you make? It's just on top of your post, so why do you add it to the body too?

      Slashdot has a sig function. Use that, so we don't have to see the redundant link you keep posting in all your posts...

  21. Picture? by fak3r · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else want to see a picture of this rig? I know I do...

  22. Hmm.. no real information... by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Thanks /.!

    How about some links to real reviews?

    Such as:

    http://laptopmag.com/Review/WidowPC-Sting-917.htm
    http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-23446-x-1-3- 1
    and
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=WidowPC+Sting +917+

    While this is an interesting writeup... lack of REAL information AND LINKS makes this kinda pointless (At least he didn't link to his blog that has the same writeup)

  23. And at the other end of the scale... by pieterh · · Score: 1

    I am the proud owner of a Sony X505, which is not a power machine, but is so sexy that pulling it out in a meeting actually gives one credibility, and it runs cool and silent, with no fan. You can hear the disk humming a little, that's it.

    The only downside to the X505 is that it's *very* costly. But if you buy one portable every three or four years, like me, and you take it everywhere you go, it's absolutely perfect.

    It weighs just under 2lb, 800g, btw.

    1. Re:And at the other end of the scale... by Stupendoussteve · · Score: 1

      Only 800 gold? Man, I could like totally get myself an awesome nightsaber mount for less than that.

    2. Re:And at the other end of the scale... by confusedwiseman · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'm surprised that you would admit to buying a Sony devil product around here. Run. Run. They're coming for you.

  24. Why, o god why by thegoogler · · Score: 1

    WHY did they use a pentium 4 in a laptop. thats seriously asking for the heat issues he described. its well known that those are the hottest chips arround.

    i surfed arround widowpc's site, and it appears they dont offer any of there really huge laptops like this with pentium m's. just athlon 64 X2's and P4's, only the "lesser models" come with pentium M's which they themselves describe as "faster than the pentium 4!". someone dropped the ball.. hmm

  25. Price! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Max out all the options and it costs $7233.00!!!

    Unrealistic I know but possible.

  26. Warcrack? by Ankou · · Score: 1

    Okay it took me a while to figure out he was talking about World of Warcraft when he said Warcrack. I thought at first it was some game I was missing. Its a funny tagline, but call me an ass, can we be a little more professional about when we have reviews? That aside, I also dont see any physical measurements. How does this compare to the absolutly monstrous Alienware Area-51 series and Aurora m7700. Both of those are HUGE measuring about W)16.0"x(D)11.5"x(H)1.66" and (W)15.6"x(D)11.7"x(H)2.1" respectively. They also have "similar" specs including dual hard drive support and dual optical drive support.

    1. Re:Warcrack? by Ankou · · Score: 1

      Okay sorry to reply to myself I found the physical measurements in case people were interested in this WidowPC Sting 917:
      Dimensions: 15.6"(W) x 11.7"(D) x 1.95"(H)

  27. Wait for the AMD X2 dualcore version by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wait for the AMD dualcore version. Less heat, WAY more performance. It's a standard Clevo D900K notebook, also sold by M-Tech, VoodooPC, Alienware, etc.

    1. Re:Wait for the AMD X2 dualcore version by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      Good call, I was going to mention M-Tech until I saw your post. I felt burned after I bought my Alienware a couple years ago. Now I'm older, wiser, and cheaper. My next laptop will be from M-Tech, since it doesn't appear that Clevo sells directly to consumers.

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  28. Christmas Time Songs fill my mind... by catdevnull · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet that sumbitch gets hotter than a powerbook! The review mentioned that the heat was a problem when it wasn't on a desk. If you prefer "Laptop" play, perhaps it would be best to sing this song whilst playing:

    Chestnuts Roasting While I Open Fire...

    [slashdot readers boo and hiss...]

    (go ahead...mod it down. I've got karma to burn)

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    1. Re:Christmas Time Songs fill my mind... by rzebram · · Score: 1

      It works even better if your name is Chet:

      Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire...

  29. worst... review... ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the worst review I've ever seen. CmdrTaco should have never allowed this. (Oh... wait...) WidowPC's website has much more information on it, specs, screenshots, and so on:
    http://www.widowpc.com/2005/06/sting_917.php
    Please CmdrTaco, do you really need to use Slashdot to show the world how happy you are with your new hardware?

  30. Translation : by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    > I put it through it's paces, using it as my primary gaming machine for a month. And I write about it below.

    > most of my gaming is sadly done on a Mac. I have no Mac capable to truly running most modern video games.

    > my newest Windows capable machine is 3 years old, and a joke by today's standards.

    Where's the actual review ?

    All you said was "this laptop is big and here are some features"

    Taco, you're no gamer, stop pretending you are to look cool. If you had a "primary gaming machine" you'd talk about games, not how many hard disks it has.

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    1. Re:Translation : by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Taco, you're no gamer, stop pretending you are to look cool.

      Yup, agreed. WoW (or "warcrack" in some mad attempt to be "leet") doesn't make you a hardcore gamer.

      -everphilski-

    2. Re:Translation : by DrWhizBang · · Score: 1

      Taco, you're no gamer, stop pretending you are to look cool.

      'Cause gamers are cool! Ask any girl!

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    3. Re:Translation : by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Taco, you're no gamer, stop pretending you are to look cool.

      How, exactly, would pretending to be a gamer make him cool? I'm not too sure how that works.

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    4. Re:Translation : by Stupendoussteve · · Score: 1

      If you had a "primary gaming machine" you'd talk about games, not how many hard disks it has.

      That is, of course, why you see so many blank, beige gamer boxes....

    5. Re:Translation : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gamers are cool? Damn, I'll have to ditch this real life bs and get me some video crack.

    6. Re:Translation : by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      look cool ... " to those of us that *are* gamers."

      There aren't many things you need a decent machine for at home :

      DV video editing
      3D Rendering
      Games
      Big compiles

      are the things I can think of.

      Seems Taco has a laptop and doesn't know what to use it for. It's got a 6800 in it and games are the only thing that he knows will make it hit 100% CPU.

      Do you think "Hey I got a new laptop" is front page news ?

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  31. Re:Seriously... by Generic+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Seriously... why?

    LAN parties! While I certainly wouldn't call it a laptop it is certainly more portable than some of the rigs I've seen with carrying straps wrapped around them. A built-in screen is much nicer than lugging a heavy CRT around with you, too.

    Aside from the gaming aspect, it would still be nice to have a fairly heavy-duty station for 'regular work' which you can take from site to site. Again, you're not going to get much use from the battery, but anywhere you can sit and plug-in would be fine. The $3200 price is a little offputting, but I suppose that's the price you pay (pun intended) for the convenience of a portable game-capable workstation.

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  32. Sand blasting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Besides having a 1900x1200 resolution screen, it is incredibly shiny. Frusteratingly so. I found myself closing drapes, turning off lights, and even after that, when I entered a dark room, I'd see my reflection shining back at me.

    Nothing that a little sand blasting wouldn't fix...

  33. I misread the title by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read the title as "Review of WindowPC Sitting [since] 9/17: Gaming Laptop"

    My first thought was "sitting since 9/17? I hope he patches it before playing any games"

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  34. Some laptop-sized keyboards by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

    Here are some through NewEgg. We use some of the keyboards below at work for our Operations group. They take some getting used to if you're used to a full-sized keyboard, but we don't have any quality issues with them so far. And the prices aren't that bad either. You can get a full list by going to the Keyboards sub-section then doing a search for all keyboards with a "Mini" design style.

    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82 E16823166015
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82 E16823166005
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82 E16823192002

    I'm sure that other on-line and retail stores will have a number of these as well. I usually buy all of my stuff from NewEgg, so that's the first place I went to.

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  35. Send it to school! by GlassUser · · Score: 1

    Sure I may be a pedantic ass, but I find it incredibly difficult to read, let alone take seriously, blatant product placement with such poor grammar. I'll pass.

    http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif

  36. Welcome to the reality... by Dputiger · · Score: 1

    Of Pentium 4 Prescott laptops. That system is physically incapable of handling the heat output of the CPU + graphics card combined (though I'd bet most of the problem lies with the chip itself). Check any reputable website for information on Prescott thermal output and you'll see why.

    You'd have been much better served (at much lower temperatures) by a Pentium M. In terms of game performance, they tear Prescott apart clock-for-clock, they consume about half the power, and they dont' require a case the size of your desk.

  37. But... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

    Does it run Linux?

    No, really, the review doesn't make any mention of how easy it is to install say Fedora on the thing, or how much of the hardware is supported. I find this very surprising for Slashdot of all sites.

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    1. Re:But... by mlk · · Score: 1

      /. is not the /. of old.
      Once, not too long ago, Linux (or at lest not-windows) compatibility was importent to the "news" submitters, the a fair chuck of the news was news, flash & PDF sites were not came with warnings, but flames.

      Ahh the days...

      When Geeks In Space amused us, and I worked 27 hours a day, and was beating when I got home, and we liked it! But the young 'um today, do they believe you?

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    2. Re:But... by ArcheKlaine · · Score: 1

      Topic concerning running Linux on this notebook model
      Look a bit more in the Notebooks and Linux forum on there for more.

  38. nice! by digitallysick · · Score: 0

    www.widowpc.com , you see the dualcore laptop?? w00t!

  39. With so much heat.. by UberHoser · · Score: 0

    Did your naughty bits get melted off ?

    Newflash !

    CmdrTaco discovers new neutering process !

    Film at eleven !

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  40. Learn to spell "its", darn it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Spelling matters.

    1. Re:Learn to spell "its", darn it. by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      thats not speling its punctuation lol

  41. UK equivalent by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    Rock Direct do a machine with a very similar spec. There's a 64 X2 version too. Similar price as well. I have an earler model from the same manufacturer and I'd recommend them.

  42. "Osbourne One" portability by ianscot · · Score: 1
    No question, "laptop" isn't the right term. "Suitcase," more like.

    Sure seems like you'd use this almost exclusively for the LAN party circuit. It's pitched at the niche market of gamers too. I guess we're sick of toting our cables and whatnot around by now.

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  43. No Mac? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats funny. My 6 year old PowerMac G4 runs Doom3 quite well with the settings turned all the way up.

    1999 Sawtooth (AGP GRAPHICS).
    2.0ghz PowerLogix G4
    1gb PC 133 SDRAM
    Radeon 9800 Pro 256mb Mac Edition
    Lite-On DVD RW
    WD400
    WD1200
    Tiger 10.4.3

    30-40 FPS average with the settings turned on Ultra High. (No shadows).
    40-50 FPS average with the settings turned on high at 1024x768.

    I fail to see the marvel of a PC doing this when a 6 year old G4 can do it quite easily.
    I havn't seen a 6 year old PC do this yet.

    1. Re:No Mac? by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      That's really not a 6 year old Mac though, is it? It's a 6 year old Mac whose processor has been overridden by a modern expansion card and whose GPU has been overriden by a modern expansion card.

      Putting a brand new V8 in a Model T and claiming it "runs well for a 80 year old car" isn't really in the spirit..

      That said, I'm always astounded at how well old Macs keep going. I know a design company who still run Macs from the mid 90s as their main machines!

    2. Re:No Mac? by grimJester · · Score: 1

      Usually the bottleneck in 3-d performance is the graphics card; yours isn't six years old. Still, it would be interesting to see how an old P3 with a newer graphics card performs.

  44. Please note... by GweeDo · · Score: 1

    Please note that this "laptop" is NOT intended for travelling with. It is meant for taking to your friends for a LAN party or to the local Pro Gamer get together. It is probably easier to lug this thing in a Messenger Bag than an XPC + 17" LCD. So...before you say "IT IS BIGGER THAN MY DOGGGG!" please realize its purpose.

  45. Taco's spelling skills.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    are frusteratingly poor!

    *ducks*

  46. Shameless plug... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first I thought, wow this is kind of cool I want to see the pictures. Then I looked at the picture and came across the port diagram. I may be a little out of touch with hardware, but am pretty sure that isn't a 9-pin Male VGA Port.

    Wonder what kind of perfomance I can get with serial video out. : )

  47. Editor?! by BarryNorton · · Score: 1

    Stellar, frustratingly and, if there were such a word lickably. Seriously, these are our editors?

    1. Re:Editor?! by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      I'll see your typos and raise you a "With that I hoisted the gigantic beast upon my lap"

      I know it's not always easy to come up with descriptive language, but CmdrTaco just admitted he's the one who created goatse guy (with his "gigantic beast").

    2. Re:Editor?! by blankypoo · · Score: 0

      I admire the stones shown by Cmdr in this article to not though he is fully "capable to truly running" spell/grammar check on this "frusteratingly steller" article. But if you continue to keep complaining about his 1337 spelling skillz, you better prepare for a "wipping."

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  48. Yes, but does it run linux? by edmicman · · Score: 1

    Or actually, can it run games? The reviewed laptop is crap, but the point was to run the latest games on a "laptop". You can get the smallest, sleekest whatever, but have fun with solitaire and your basic web games!

    1. Re:Yes, but does it run linux? by pieterh · · Score: 1

      Games... Yes, the point was to run games on a laptop, but to be honest I've not played any computer games since about 1995, and I guess those games'd run fine on a simple PC.

      I did not get the impression the review was aimed at a "games machine"... it was more of a "see how much we can pack into a box" style of thing. My point was that sometimes, the "see how much we can remove from the box" can lead to very useful designs.

  49. That doesn't make it unuseful. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    My laptop's battery system doesn't work, yet I still use it for movies and taking notes in class. I'd play games on it if it were fast enough.

    Sure, you won't be able to use it in a car very long without an inverter, but you can use it anywhere else; including planes and trains with AC outlets.

  50. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While this is a short one word question, I think it was valid. Certainly not flamebait.

  51. battery time/heat rants by k-sound · · Score: 1

    As usual most people will complain about the heat and battery time of this thing. The point is it's a game laptop, it's not intended to work on battery mode, placed on your lap while sitting in a couch or go war driving. It mainly is an easy to move game pc which comes in handy when you go to lan party's or want to play head-to-head at a friends house.

    Besides in my experience all laptop's get fairly hot and don't last long on battery mode when playing games.

    this being said, I would never buy a widow pc for the same reason I never buy a high-end desktop:
    It's not worth the ridiculous amount of money because gaming is by far not the main use of my computer.

  52. It doesn't beat this one... by n54 · · Score: 1

    http://www.obsoletecomputermuseum.org/sanyo775/

    This was my first computer, I got it as a hand-me-down from my dad and it was portable! I think it only weighted something like 17 kilos. Thank you dad, love you! :)

    Aaah, the days when one had to change fuses inside the computer :)

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    1. Re:It doesn't beat this one... by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      This was my first computer, I got it as a hand-me-down from my dad and it was portable! I think it only weighted something like 17 kilos.


      Looks a lot like the Osborne my dad rented (!) one summer. It must have been 1980 because we got one of the first IBM 5150 PCs not too much later.
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  53. So, to sum up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...It's about as good as a desktop station you may buy today, but for two-to-three times its price. It is so big and weights so much that you can't really carry it around (in a backpack, in a suitcase. Sure, you can *move* it, but that's not my idea of a laptop, or even a portable device. And don't forget the powerbox). It has two optical drives, and I still fail to imagine what may the second one be useful for. It requires extreme care in choosing where you place it -- and even then, it seems that to be safe you need a laptop deck. It is noisy and hot. And most likely, the battery lasts a brief time.

    Even the spider placed in the case is rather bad-looking (if at least it were centered, and in the place of that squary logo it has...)

    Honestly, the only good thing I can find about this lapt-- uh, port-- no, wait. Um... "thing". "Thing" will do. I was saying -- the only good thing I can find about this "thing" is the keypad, because I always miss it and it's just unconvenient having to use the Fn key to invoke the emulated keypad of most laptops

    If I were looking for a true gaming platform, I would buy a desktop station. With a TFT. And even a nice, small barebone that doesn't bulge out a lot. And all that I can carry in a large sports bag (even the bubble-plastic-wrapped TFT) which, though indeed will be bigger than the reviewed lap-- eh, "thing", I bet won't be much harder to carry around. *And*, it will pack more power. And cost about the same.

    That supposing I went to LANs and played games. Which I don't do.

    In the meanwhile, my 12" iBook will do nicely. Cheap and good.

    (This is my first attempt at trolling, so bear with me if I have been somewhat informative, insightful, funny or otherwise. I will get better with practice. ;o)

  54. bad review... awful "laptop" by LoneWolf367 · · Score: 1

    Ok, where are the photo's, and why should or shouldn't I go out and buy this laptop. There aren't many selling points here except this way over extended use I wont need to wear a condom anymore because of inability to have children, perhaps increased muscle size, and back problems due to its weight. There is no need to even make a expensive and large laptop like this. This isn't the early 90s anymore where a brick is acceptable. It'd be much more impressive to have a stunning case with a decent computer inside and an Apple 2" Cinima display. And... this would cost about the same amount and be much more stylish and impressive.

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  55. Forget this pig... by bjk002 · · Score: 1

    If you want a great gaming laptop with reasonable battery life, and still be able to lug it around, go with a Ferrari

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  56. Gaming on a Mac by NtroP · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I always turn the video settings down to just below pathetic, and even then I'm fortunate to get tolerably smooth video. It's just something you sort of learn to accept when you have a Mac.
    Hmmm. I'll admit that the selection of games is not stellar for Macs (and I'm not a hard-core gamer), but when I DO play games on my Mac I crank all my video settings to the max and have no performance problems. I don't "sort of learn to accept [it] when [I] have a Mac". I expect that I have to play a decent game on a decent compuer. My wife's gaming performance (mostly Command & Conquer) on her PowerBook isn't great and she has her settings cranked down, but then, she paid $1,200 for it and did not get it for gaming. I do my gaming on my Dual G5 1.8 with a Radion 9600 XT on a 23" Cinema Display - and my games play fine - and I spent less than $3,400.00 on the whole rig (got the monitor used).

    My desktop Mac is primarily used for video editing and graphics work, but I just find Taco's statement unfortunate, because it just perpetuates the "Macs suck at Gaming" myth. My God, Taco's "laptop" is freakin' $3,400. It sounds like the only thing it has going for it is that it's easy to pack up to a LAN party. You aren't going to pull this out on an Airline tray. The batterly life must suck. It's hot, heavy, not particularly good looking (IMHO). In short, it has almost no features that I would look for in a laptop.

    I don't know, I suppose this kind of bohemoth will probably appeal to the kind of guy who thinks he'll look L33T to everyone around him because he's got the biggest, noisiest, hottest laptop in the room. When in reality the guys with the sleak Vaio's and PowerBooks are just laughing at him.

    The other day I was sitting in a hotel cafe and this guy's struggling to fit his gigantic laptop on his "table-built-for-two" and still have room for his breakfast. He was pounding proudly away on it. I just felt sorry for him because he kept getting dirty looks from the waitress who had to keep stepping over the powercord he'd strung about 10 feet to the wall. I thought about pulling my TiBook out, but that would have just been low.

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    1. Re:Gaming on a Mac by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      I think the reason for including the asinine comments about gaming on Macs was that Taco realized the story was a boring piece of product placement and wanted to spice up the replies.

    2. Re:Gaming on a Mac by aclarke · · Score: 1
      Remember, this is a GAMING portable. Look, I have a brand new 1 week old 15" powerbook here with the ATI mobility Radeon 9700 graphics card with 128MB of RAM. I'm happy with how it games, but I'm not going to pretend that it will drive Doom 3 at 1600x1200 and 30fps with all the texture mapping, anistropic filtering, etc. turned on. It just won't.

      Whether a mac sucks for gaming or is great depends on what your expectations and demands are, as well as what you're trying to play. The portable in this advertisement is not meant to pull out at a coffee shop to work on; it's meant to pull out at a LAN party to game on. And for that, it sounds almost perfect.

    3. Re:Gaming on a Mac by GravityMusic · · Score: 1

      Cheers for someone speaking up for Macs.... I dont do a lot of gaming (I'm an audio engineer so audio makes up most of my heavy processing) but whenever I have I've never had issues on any of my mac machines. I've always been shocked that even for older games, my piddly little G4 450 with a crappy Radeon 7000 and stock AGP cards can trounce my friends' 1+ ghz pcs... It boggles my mind most days... Personally I have to agree, this machine is ugly, bulky, heavy, hot and has limited battery life... None of the features I'd look for in any gaming machine... I'd rather lug a desktop and a flat panel for less money, then pay $3700 for what really amounts to a one trick pony. $3700 would buy me a high end TiBook that I could easily use for gaming, but also for a whole hell of a lot of other things.... Much better use of cash IMO

    4. Re:Gaming on a Mac by GhaleonStrife · · Score: 0

      Some people like it hot and heavy. ;)

    5. Re:Gaming on a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I do my gaming on my Dual G5 1.8 with a Radion 9600 XT on a 23" Cinema Display"

      Wow, that's a pretty crap video card. Until a few days ago I had a Radeon 9600 XT and it can't handle BF2 or MS flight simulator 2004 on high and a mere 1024x768. I had BF2 turned down to low. Mind you, I was putting together a pretty economical system. Certainly not $3400 USD.
      When I used it at work it had trouble displaying (a few fps) an aircraft engine trolley in Unigraphics NX, so it's not just games that are demanding. I guess that games that can't run nicely on top of the line macs just don't get released for mac, although I haven't bothered to check this.

  57. Sound advice... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    "Seriously, wait 18 months and the price of this rig drops by 50%" ...had I heeded it, I would still be waiting for the successor to the successor to the successor^n of the VIC20 whilst trying to get my programs to load off tape into my ZX80.

  58. You don't need a custom bag... by bburdette · · Score: 1

    I have a targus backpack and the thing fits in that ok, if only just. The other thing about this laptop, the fan runs all... the... time. And its loud. I like the slightly smaller clevo better, the D470W I think it is. But I'm not really a hardcore gamer, I just use the D900T for work. Still, I'd go with the AMD64 version of the D470W if I was going to do it again.

  59. this is a Pro-Star machine by alx512 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Pro-star oems machines for Alienware, Sager, and apparently this company as well. You can get the exact same machine without the extra markup by buying direct from them at http://www.pro-star.com/. You won't get things like "machine tattoos" or cool colors, or rubber doohickies, glowing alien eyes or anything like that on your box though. They also have a thinner lighter centrino based machine that has a GeForce 7800gtx. I have the Pro-star 3724 which is a 15", WUXGA (1920x1200), GeForce 6600 machine and I love it. Just about every company I've seen that makes a machine of this caliber is a pro-star.

  60. AKA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I borrowed a little mini lap desk ...

    ... used the machine only on a hard flat surface.


    Also known as a plywood board?
  61. PC Honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The simple fact is I havent played any games on a PC for over a year--i play them on my Mac! My powerbook (17") is great for my games and has better color than my Dad's monster of a desktop. I play Medal of Honor and World of Warcraft although i seldom play MoH anymore. Anyone who says playing games on a Mac sucks is just another troll lugging around a heavy pos.

  62. a pentium 4 laptop making press? for gaming?!?!?! by whorush · · Score: 1

    a pentium 4 laptop making press? for gaming?!?!?! wtf? if you want something that will ensure that you never have children (by burning your lap - P4's have a major heat problem) at least get an Athlon 64 or FX laptop. p4's suck at gaming, they make way too much heat, suck way too much power, etc. they just suck.

  63. Go on about the size, but no numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of idiot rambles on about size in a review, but ultimately provides no reference to the actual size, either in text or pictures. He doesn't have much to say about actual performance either. This is an entirely superficial "review". What kind of person doesn't look beyond the appearance of the thing. Oh, that's right, he is an avid Mac user, so this isn't all that surprising.

    We need to moderation system for articles like digg. This one should be rated -5, moron.

  64. hp nx9600 owns this thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion, the HP NX9600 is a better buy. Sure, you won't get the 3.66 (3.4) nor the super beefy HDD (has a 7200RPM 80gig though) or Video (ATI X-series), but to me saving the $2000 is well worth it.

  65. WidowPC... vain? by onedotzero · · Score: 1

    The 600 series processor introduces the 64 bit extensions called EM64T, delivering RAM totals over 4 GB and Microsoft's x64 (64 bit) edition of Widows XP.

    Looks like someone's getting ahead of themselves!

  66. i have this same system by spacerodent · · Score: 2, Informative

    This same system is marketed by Sager, Prostar, Alienware, and many others. I have the Prostar version and it over heats like a mother fucker. I'm in the military so I mainly bought it for portability, not necessarrily laptop use. It pisses me off though that it over heats so much. At best you can expect 20 minutes of gameplay before it crashes. I highly reccomend getting somthing else. I don't think I'm even going to take it to Iraq because I doubt it would last 5 minutes in that heat.

    1. Re:i have this same system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think I'm even going to take it to Iraq because I doubt it would last 5 minutes in that heat.

      You could always hit people with it ?

  67. 1900x1200 is not "wide" 19:12, 14.25:9 or 4.75:3 by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    Why cant they make a 16:9 laptop, not 15:9, not 16:10 ...

    I guess everyone loves the GlareBright (tm) screens too.

  68. I don't understand this market. by Inoshiro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can buy a desktop computer that is big, but powerful for about 1400$ US (AMD64, GeForce 6800 or better, min 1gb of ram, etc).

    You can also buy a 12" PowerBook for that much. It weighs 4.6lb, and gets 5 hours of battery life (half-bright screen and WiFi off; turn on WiFi to start with 4.5hr). My 12" plays WoW alright (although my desktop does it better).

    Alternatively, you can pay a bit more, and get a little ShuttlePC that has a nice projector output. Lug it around in your backpack (after all, it's going to be 8-10lb), and it's about as portable as this Widow PC.

    Or, for the price of both the desktop and the PowerBook (or a Shuttle and a cheaper x86 laptop), you can buy this monster which weighs 11-13lb (depending on whose specs you read), and gets 57 minutes (!) of battery life. Plus you can't upgrade the thing when it's out of date in a year or two (like a friend of mine who had a Dell gamer laptop he hated). That laptop is the same as if I took 3 12" PBs and stacked them up in terms up weight, and gets roughly 1/15th as much battery life (57 minutes vs. 15 hours of 3 PBs).

    You might as well buy a 17" widescreen PowerBook, which comes equipped with some very sexy specs, is thin, and gets up to 5.5hr of battery life. You'd only buy such a "laptop" as a penis extension!

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    1. Re:I don't understand this market. by Monkier · · Score: 1

      I know that in Australia you can buy a laptop from your pre-tax income - called a salary sacrifice. So the laptop effectively becomes half price. You cannot do this with a desktop because it has be something you are going to use between work and home. Maybe other countries have these tax benefits that only apply to laptops? I've got a feeling 'desktop replacement' laptops are being made just that extra bit popular because of this tax dodge...

    2. Re:I don't understand this market. by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 1

      Powerbooks are good, but you shouldn't overstate the battery life. I've never gotten more than 3 hours out of my 17 inch powerbook with normal use. I'd say that this laptop might be interesting if only for the upgradable components (all of them). I'm regretting that I'll have to replace my expensive powerbook in order to take advantage of more advanced graphics hardware, the best Apple Powerbook is still not powerful enough for my needs.

  69. It's a certain kind of laptop by IAstudent · · Score: 1

    An important thing to remember about this laptop is that it is a "desktop replacement" Saying that, it is a very bad idea to try gaming adequetely on a laptop while it's on your lap. The optimium surface for computer gaming is something flat and elevated, i.e. a desk.

    During the past semester at college, I've regularly checked out laptops from my university's library for notetaking in class. All they have are Inspirion D600 laptops (my university has a Dell feitsh), but I've found they can run some classics like Quake 3 relatively well, even on those crappy Intel graphics chips.

    Gaming laptops are made for a very niche catetory, like the kind of people that don't want to lug their desktop to Quakecon. Of course, anyone who buys a gaming laptop for such a purchase didn't buy it to play Doom 1. You plunk down 3 grand, and sometimes even more, to play high-res games on a widescreen that your average PC monitor probably could run rings around.

  70. Games on the slower drive? by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

    Ok, you have a gaming machine... Great! You have two drives, one big, and the other bigger. The big drive is faster than the bigger drive. Trust me: put your games on the FASTER disk.

    60gb is a lot of room, honestly. Put your OS and your games, both which require a lot of disk I/O on the faster drive. Put your MP3s, browser cache, etc. on the slower drive, since these things require fewer continuous reads from the drive over their use.

    This will reduce the time staring at loading screens by a noticable amount.

    ~D

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  71. Re:1900x1200 is not "wide" 19:12, 14.25:9 or 4.75: by Pfhor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    16:10 is to have menu / toolbar / timeline access while watching a 16:9 movie. Or more likely to edit one. Or thats my justification for it anyway. I don't mind the black bars during the movie part if the ratio lets me have two full 16:9 windows in 2up mode and my final cut timeline underneath it.

  72. Reviewer has no basis for comparison by Cromac · · Score: 1
    Let me start by offering some perspective: most of my gaming is sadly done on a Mac. I have no Mac capable to truly running most modern video games. I always turn the video settings down to just below pathetic, and even then I'm fortunate to get tolerably smooth video. It's just something you sort of learn to accept when you have a Mac. Every game I play on it is just a little short of steller when compared to running on a PC. But my newest Windows capable machine is 3 years old, and a joke by today's standards

    Why should we accept this reviewers word on what is "good" or "performs great" when he admits to gaming on old Mac and PC hardware?

    In other words it's a review written by someone who has no idea what modern equipment is like or should be like and will be overly impressed by the bells and whisltles because it's going to be better than his current crap regardless of how it performs.

    The specs look good but at the price ($2695.00) I'd rather build a PC with an AMD, more storage, can still play any game around and buy a cheap laptop for carrying around.

  73. Re: Neck sores? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you need is a doctor, not a computer. Buboes, anyone?

  74. Re:Game on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    truth hurts!

  75. Yes, this is how the boutique laptop shops work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently had the misfortune of owning a Hypersonic AX6 and the bigger misfortune of not purchasing the extended warranty. When the motherboard inexplicably died a year and a half after I dropped $2000 on the computer and called them up, they wanted a little under $700 for it! Little did I know until I did a little research that the laptop was just a repackaged Mitac imported by a company in California called Sunrex/Hyperdata. I called them up and they offered me the motherboard for a little under $400. Hypersonic upcharged the motherboard by a whole $300! (The reason it's so expensive anyway is that there's a Radeon 9600 Pro built into it.)

    Moral of the story: Don't buy boutique gaming machines. If you really want that power machine, find the original importer/manufacturer who will charge you far less for the same hardware.

    A side note: I'm not taking my chances with that motherboard dying again and instead have a Dell Inspiron 6000 with a 3-year warranty on its way to my house.

  76. wtf? by TheClam · · Score: 1

    Why does Taco have such shitty computers????

  77. Wait a minute... by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

    ... were is the 8/10 rating?

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  78. Parties. Not Party's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The other day I was listening to "All Tomorrow's Parties."

    The Republican Party's platform sucks.

    Grrr.

  79. Go for AlienWare next by LVWolfman · · Score: 1

    Now that you've tried the lesser machine, go for a review of one from Alienware next. http://www.alienware.com/ A friend of mine got his alienware notebook last month for only a few hundred more than you quote. It came with 3GB of ram and two 120GB sata hard drives with a similar speed CPU. Certainly a lot more computer for just a few dollars more.

    I guess it'd be ok for lan parties but otherwise I really don't see the need for a notebook with 5 minutes of battery life and that requires a group of native bearers to haul it around for you.

  80. You can afford that machine by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And yet you don't know the difference between "its" and "it's"? Remind me, what's your "job" again?

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  81. Sounds alot like... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    Sounds alot like a workstation laptop from say... Alienware or Boxx. Boxx at least sells laptops with RAID 0 arrays of 7200 RPM drives. This thing sounds like a type writer in comparison to their HD Laptops.

  82. I just purchased and recieved my Sager NP-5720 by leather_helmet · · Score: 1

    I purchased it from powernotebooks.com
    Specs include:
    PentiumM 2.13 Ghz
    2GB RAM
    GeForce Go 7800 GTX
    100 GB Sata, 7200 RPM Drive
    So far, so great - I was about to purchase the P4 line of notebook but decided against it after taking a look at several benchmarks and reviews - the Pentium 2.13 runs nearly as fast as 3.8 P4 and it is much cooler and does not require the bigger case and is therefore a bit less heavy
    Runs FEAR very well and it has handled perfectly under a couple of stress tests involving ripping a DVD, running WoW, several browsers open, copying several GB's of mp3's - I was able to tab through all my open apps without any slowdown or major hiccup ;)
    Im a very happy camper considering I have the power of a solid desktop on my lap!

  83. obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...using it as my primary gaming machine for a month. And I write about it below."

    So, what you're telling me is... it's already obsolete.

  84. I prefred the one with an AMD64 dual Core ! by denisbergeron · · Score: 1

    That's rock for over 5k$ !

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  85. Re:Off the Mark -- just needs a laptop pad by Old+Grey+Beard · · Score: 1
    I have a Sager from http://powernotebooks.com/category.php?catId=25#id 1089 that looks and weighs just like the one shown. And an el cheapo "laptop pad" that you set the thing on, so you have a solid surface for the fans (the PC has little feeties to raise it off the surface), and padding on the other side so it doesn't hurt your lap.

    With the "laptop pad" I actually do sit on the couch in my living room and use the PC. It has wireless networking but, alas, I require the (long-wire) AC adapter because the battery life is limited to ~1 hour. Most poker games, I mean, "coding sessions" take longer than that.

    I don't think it was mentioned in the review but among the "ports" are all the popular digital camera interfaces. So you can take the CF or SD or whatever out of your camera and mount it from XP and get your pictures directly instead of via USB/serial link.

    And yes, a good bag helps to carry it. I think a heavy-duty shoulder pad is the secret.

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  86. Slashvertisements aren't paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I hate to burst your bubble, but slashvertisements aren't paid. They're regular stories submitted by users (or yes, agents of a corporation) using the default submission tools, same as any other story. How do I know? Because I've submitted several 'slashvertisements' which subsequently made it to the front page. No money changed hands, nor was there any other form of compensation (in either direction). The editors liked the stories, and posted them. There is no conspiracy.

    And really, how is something like this article any different than a book review? Or do you get your panties in a bunch over book reviews too?

    1. Re:Slashvertisements aren't paid for by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      There is also no advertisment link in the article, which means that they would have not direct way of knowing how much money they make off of the article. I assume that is why the article is noticably lacking in links of any kind. I picture would have been nice though.

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    2. Re:Slashvertisements aren't paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

      This story was writen by one of the slashdot admins (CmdrTaco) and then posted directly to the front page.

      It was never submitted. They sent him a toy to play with and they got exactly what they were looking for.

  87. Glorious, lickabley smooth graphics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, if that's not the sign of a guy who drives a VW Jetta and drinks girly mixed-drinks, then I don't know what is.

  88. All that power? Still has an LPT1 port by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh feel the advance in tech. And wheres the USB ports?

  89. seems overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check our xtremeNotebooks.com - just got a raptor722 with a 7800GTX GO with otherwise similar specs for ~$2500...

  90. Everyone here, do me a favor. by Lemental · · Score: 1

    Go to Voodoo Laptops, look at this
    Then go to Alienware, look at this

    Then look at the case on the Widow
    Seems someone is outsourcing these things...they have the ports in the same exact spots, I wonder if thier parts are interchangeable. And the insides are exactly the same. I would assume so, since they are identical on the outside.

  91. He has a girl... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be new here or really retarded.

    How could you miss the whole Kathleen thing?

  92. Man, I need to become a /. editor by multiplexo · · Score: 1
    that way I could pimp the site out to various companies and get free stuff from them like Taco has done here. What's next? A review of the laser zit removal service that Taco uses? A review of Taco's favorite hand cream for wanking to porn in front of his laptop? Man, the possibilities are endless.

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    1. Re:Man, I need to become a /. editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A review of Taco's favorite hand cream for wanking to porn in front of his laptop?"

      I'll pound a review out for you in a moment...

  93. Mod this TROLL down!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are being very inconsiderate to Mr. Taco. Here, I will fix your typo: "A review of Taco's favorite Cowboy Neal hand cream^H^H^H^H^H for wanking to porn in front of his laptop?"

  94. See it in action by Potent · · Score: 1

    See Carl demonstrating this big, bad computer in action:

    http://myweb.usf.edu/~tyblagg/hungerforce/epstuff/ s3/ep47/edork4.jpg

    Ohhhh, you've been a bad, bad chicken....

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  95. Gaming on a deadline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I rarely play games on a deadline"

    You obviously haven't played many RPGs. "Ok, just one more hour, I'm close to making level and finishing this tower!" ;)

  96. Luggable computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess BSI has been completely overlooked. Granted it's about 35lbs, but it's rugged!

  97. I've never seen such a huge laptop! by thijsh · · Score: 1

    Well... actually I almost have... The HP Pavilion ZD8000-series has been around for quite some time and offers a much nicer HUGE wide laptop with said real numeric keypad. And the price is at least half of the brandless unit plugged here...

    I have used my ZD8190 for like half a year now, and it is a really nice desktop replacement. Battery life sucks though... Like 1 hour with normal use.

    /me wonders what battery life this advertised monstrosity has :)

  98. Where... by GotenXiao · · Score: 1

    ...are the Turion64 based gaming laptops? Seriously, an AMD laptop with a decent graphics card and memory will trounce anything going on Intel. Benchmark after benchmark after benchmark later, and the world is still saying Intel are better than AMD. They're not. Face the facts, read the evidence, and stop supporting the Wintel empire.

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  99. What!!! by joey_knisch · · Score: 1

    No built in mouse pad? Pffft..

  100. Wow! by quakeroatz · · Score: 1

    A qualitative laptop review with no images, thanks /. I'll never get that minute of my life back.
    This hulking, ugly, outdated and overpriced laptop was trumped before it was fab'd by the Dell XPS Gen 2, which can be had for much much less $$$. Dell has even moved on from that model to the new XPS M170 which is also cheaper and blows this awful laptop completely out of the water.

  101. I stopped reading... by martian265 · · Score: 1

    after I read this little nugget: most of my gaming is sadly done on a Mac.

    Anyone that does their primary gaming on a Mac is not conversant with either current games or equipment. I'm not particularly interested in the opinions on a gaming laptop from someone that doesn't have a modern machine or play modern games.

  102. See also Sager 9880 by dsouth · · Score: 1
    The same machine is also sold (more cheaply) as a Sager Notebooks 9880. Sager also makes the 9890, which replaces the NVIDIA 6800U Go video card with an NVIDIA 7800GTX Go.

    For even more money, it's also sold as the voodoo envy and the alienware something-or-other. Sager/Widow/Voodoo/Alien all resell the same platform (the Clevo 900T), differing only in cost and extra case flash. Note that Clevo is also producing the 900K, which Athlon64 based, so most of the vendors will soon be offering that product as well.

    Disclaimer: I'm the reasonably happy owner of a 9880 that I use for OpenGL research and the occasional Battlefield 2 game.

  103. snark snark by dim5 · · Score: 1
    At least he didn't link to his blog that has the same writeup
    This CmdrTaco guy has a blog? Is it any good?
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  104. Grammar Police by smbarbour · · Score: 1

    It is huge both in terms of dimensions, weight, and specs.
     
    You cannot use the word "both" for a list of more than 2 items. Please contact your high school english teacher for a proper scolding. Have a nice day.

  105. Strange choice of hard drives by aclarke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With 7200rpm 100GB drives out as well as 5400rpm 120GB drives, why put a 60GB drive or a 100GB 5400rpm drive in at all? For a computer like this, it seems like it's targetting the I'm-rich-and-want-the-ultimate-gaming-portable-no- hold-barred crowed. Why not 2 100GB 7200 drives in RAID-0 (or separately as configured)?

  106. New Meaning to "Laptop" by MissingIntellect · · Score: 0

    This definitely NOT a notebook. It breaks new meaning to the word "laptop". Even brings back memories of the so-called "luggables". Who needs to lift weights when you can carry this beast around?

  107. "It has more space on it's two hard drives"?? by riprjak · · Score: 1

    Forgetting the rest of the clearly self serving advertisment (nice work editors!), I want to focus on 160 GB...

    "It has more disk space on it's two (yes two) hard drives than any laptop and almost any desktop."

    What the fuck is this guy on?? I havent seen a desktop with that little hard drive space in over 4 years. Sure, my personal boxes are fairly high end and Ive had over a terabyte for a while now. However, even the old HP corporate shitbox on my desk has 200GB.

    Not to mention calling something with a 2+ year old GPU a "gaming machine"; *IF* it had a 7800 in it, I might be willing to entertain the notion...

    FFS, my laptop (a 2 year old centrino) has 120GB in just one drive...

    I have no problem with a good review, but hyperbole and overselling like this is ridiculous. We need to do a better job of filtering this crap out!!

    ok, Ill go off and calm down now...
    err!
    jak.

  108. LEDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck is with the LEDs; are they for the built-in microwave?

  109. Clevo this one and before. by rdebath · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had one of these for just under two months now; It's a beast of a machine!
    Two Gb of memory 200Gb of disk (raid 0, 1 or jbod), reliable Wifi, brilliant screen and the best builtin speakers I've come across in a portable.

    But it seems to weigh a TON; or it did at first and has a battery life of just barely over an hour. Despite the power requirements it feels quite quiet because it's fans tend to blast the hot air out for only a few seconds before going back to normal office 'silence'.

    This machine seems to be a classic Clevo design just like the last three machines I've bought from them (through distributors of course). They've all been heavy (tho this is the heaviest!), they've had huge screens (tho this is the biggest!) and the previous ones were very reliable.

    1) (200Mhz) Died 'cause it got rained on.
    2) (750Mhz) Still going strong, no battery, little sis has it.
    3) (2.4Ghz) Glide pad got gouged. I wonder how much it'll cost to get it repaired?

    So far this one is living upto it's ancestors only time will tell if it will continue to.

    Still ... my other computer is a Toshiba R100 ...

  110. 13 pounds by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If you cant have 13 pounds on your lap, you are a wimp.

    Sure, todays state of the art is much smaller, but just a few years ago 13 pounds would have been considered lightweight.

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  111. My Review by jaredcat · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've got this same laptop from WidowPC, and overall I've been quite happy with it. The screen is amazing, and the laptop has more speed than any desktop or laptop I've used before. 2 SATA drives in RAID, 2 DVD-R drives, builtin webcam, more firewire and USB ports than I know what to do with... This laptop has got it all.

    WidowPC is also able to deliver these laptops, fully customized, in 2 business days! Compare that to Alienware's several weeks for the same piece of equipment (Clevo D900T).

    On the downside:
    • This is truly a desktop replacement laptop. It weighs in at something like 17lb and the battery only lasts for about 45 minutes if its not plugged in. If, like me, you just lug your laptop to whatever desk you are working at for the day and don't move around with it much, then this laptop is a good choice. I've got enough power to make it from my apartment to the local Starbucks, and thats all I really need it for. I've only run into problems when I fly-- There is no way to plug in a 300W power supply on an airplane (most airlines limit the seat power to 60 or 75W), so I end up switching to my iPod for entertainment on long trips.
    • Wireless network support is FLAKEY. The internal wireless NIC just can't compete with all of the EM noise generated by this laptop's other components, and I am lucky to get a strong signal anywhere. I often find myself looking for the hottest spot of the hotspot in Starbucks, and I have an external antenna for my wireless gateway at home. This is probably the most dissapointing part of this laptop. WidowPC's support team suggested that I get an external wireless NIC (they even offered to send me one for free), but rather than lug something else around I've decided to just struggle with the internal.
    • WidowPC support isn't so great. When I do finally get ahold of someone, they are very knowledgable and helpful. On the other hand its rather difficult to get ahold of someone. My guess is that WidowPC is a less-than-10-person company, which gives you the benefit of responsible and personalized service, but you lose some of the stability and 24-7 response that you get working with a megacorp support desk.
    • This laptop is REALLY ugly. I mean, its a big grey box with WidowPC's logo glued on the back of the screen. If you are going to pay this kind of cash for a laptop, you want it to look good. Or at least I do... and this rebranded Clevo looks like the laptop that design forgot.
    • This laptop gets very hot very quickly. I haven't had any stability problems due to the heat (as some other posters have mentioned), but I defenitely couldn't leave it sitting on my lap for any length of time.

    1. Re:My Review by steevc · · Score: 1
      and the battery only lasts for about 45 minutes if its not plugged in
      But if it's plugged in the battery lasts for ever!
  112. Sounds Perfect by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll be living and working in a remote location starting in February, so this sounds perfect. I need something for a small living space that I can transport without having to disconnect a bunch of cables. A typical desktop is out of the question, but I don't want to sacrifice the performance or storage. I don't care about battery life or weight, just footprint, ease of portability, and performance. I was considering the Alienware line, but after checking out WidowPC, their laptops seem even closer to full featured desktops.

    Now I just need some Pringles cans and a 30 mile high antenna tower so I can get LOS to somewhere with an internet connection.

  113. no wi-fi !? by dar1us · · Score: 1

    um... this apparently doesn't have wifi... what is this, 1995?

    1. Re:no wi-fi !? by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Informative

      And I quote:

          "Of course, since bluetooth and 802.11 is built in, the only port you hopefully will need is power."

      Guess again.

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  114. On a BUS /w a $10K laptop, or own a CAR & a DE by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    Why are you riding a BUS? Do you not have your sovereignty/liceness-less travel yet by giving your person a International Motorist Permit? Today, the BUS rates are worse than the cost of gasoline! I'll have all you know that I once helped someone buy a ruff-turded ~1980 Chevette for ($)USD 35.00 and helped direct its movement (at night) back to a car lot with only 10% brake capacity and a shitty transmission.

    From the previous owner, that car secretly had "hippy" wrot all over the inside; by the hint of dog hair, the smell of that strange/funky smoke we've all experienced at an outdoor drive-in theatre, and every corner had a pile of shit with a dooby-brother peeking out of it. I suppose those doobies weren't worth smoking after having the bag rupture from a Police/State night-stick searching tool, so they were unloaded wherever. But damn, my point is that anyone can buy a old-shit car that is capable of traveling (not driving when using a homebrew international motorist permit) twice around the world at 40 miles per gallon of fuel, for less than USD ($)350.00 for the car and USD ($)500.00 for the gas (at today's USD ($)2.50 cost for each gallon).

    I'll have you know that car was dumped on the corner, without any improvements, and sold to the first trippy college student for USD ($)300.00! With the money, I believe it payed-down a Cell-phone bill. That was years ago, and will never forget that f-ugley car.

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  115. Not over stating; anecdotes. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    I'm not overstating. My 12" gets me 5 hours. If I have wifi/bt off and the screen min, that little thing will say 5.5hr to start with. If I turn of WiFi, 5 or just under. If I have the screen maxed and everything on, it'll be around 3hr. If I have something sucking CPU and clocking it up, maybe as little as 2 hours.

    My friend's 17" gets between 3 to 4.5 hrs. He runs his screen between medium and full bright with WiFi usually on.

    Either way, way the fuck better than 57 minutes, and still better than the people who brag about 2hr from their x86 laptops.

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  116. nice capitalist propaganda by b1atchslappa · · Score: 1

    "It has the stones to handle the heaviest 3D games of today, and will likely be able to play the cutting edge games for several weeks into the future." WEEKS YOU SAY??? i guess i need one....

  117. Sager notebook by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This seems to have similar features but can accept an Athlon 64 X2, which in my mind is the best processor you can buy currently:

    http://www.sagernotebook.com/pages/go_np9750.html

    Hardware RAID, 2 CD-ROM drive bays, TV Tuner (optional), subwoofer, DVI, remote control, the works. And all in a compact 12.5 pound package! Ok, it is big but won't blind your eyes like the one above.

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  118. I'm so glad designs like this haven't disappeared by Valkyre · · Score: 1

    I currently own a Samsung SPH-i330 PDA phone. It's a wonderfull toy, I can browse online at ISDN speeds and actually accomplish something, and has applications for virtually anything I can concievably want to do. It is also four years old, and I can't replace it. Why?

    Because noone is building top-end products anymore. Every new PDA phone out there drops critical things, most specifically, analog roaming.

    I'll be willing to shell out a cold $1000 for the phone that I want, but noone will make or carry it. I want EVERYTHING, and I'm willing to pay for it. I don't care if the phone is a bit larger, or clunky, so long as I can do what I want with it.

    At least I can buy a laptop with what I want in it now.

    (The above might be over your head. Disregard)

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  119. Why not a Dell XPS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but you should have picked up a Dell XPS M170.
    http://reviews.cnet.com/Dell_XPS_M170/4505-3121_7- 31520758.html

    Apart from a much sexier design, it's 1920x1600 resolution, 8.6 lbs, and got a Pentium M giving less heat (and fan noise from said heat). Then slap in 2GB RAM and ask for a 7.200 rpm disk.

    Then plug in a 500GB external drive. One drive is plenty for your OS, apps, and any games you're currently playing. External USB2 is fast enough for your movies and holiday pictures.

  120. Re:Seriously... by Lucractius · · Score: 1

    Thats the aim, not as much a Laptop, as a Portable, but since portable is out of fashion these days, they make one mean bugger of a laptop.

    Id say anyone getting this just wants somehting they can seamlessly pack up and move that has all the grunt of a full size PC. And funnily enough. Unlike Alienware. WidowPC now have AMD dual core powered laptops .... mmmm lovely.

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  121. I love my Dell XPS M170 by *Pres* · · Score: 1

    So this is a machine similar to the Dell XPS M170, except that it has a desktop processor instead of a Pentium-M with a second-generation Centrino chipset.

    Therefore the WidowPC prolly runs a lot hotter and louder than the Dell.

  122. Toshiba Qosmio? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I have a Qosmio G20 (I don't know the US equiv), it's a 2.13 Pentium M with a gig of 533Mhz RAM, 2x 100gig 5400RPM hard drives (yes two of them), NVidia Go 6600, etc...

    I have to admit, the biggest bummer of the notebook is the aging screen, it's only 1440x900, but the brightness is so good that I believe I'm getting eye problems from looking at it (I guess they but the brightness buttons there for a reason).

    Battery life is ok I guess, I haven't really put it through the ringer though, only had the notebook a week.

    As for performance, I bought World of Warcraft just to see how it looks, I maxed out all the video settings and it seems to function just fine.

    Here's the best part of the notebook, it comes from a vendor that doesn't forget that they should support a notebook when the new model comes out. My last Toshiba, the Satellite P20-S203 was running strong with full support up until my 3 year old son jammed a screwdriver in the PCMCIA slot, the insurance company totalled the notebook and gave me a Qosmio.

    When it comes to desktops, one vendor is the same as the next, it doesn't matter where you get it from, but when it comes to machines that you can't just gut for one peice or another and getting replacement parts is impossible, a vendor like Dell, HP, Toshiba, IBM, etc... is nothing short of mandetory. The mom and pop shops are great for the first year, what happens the second?