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RIAA Bullies Witnesses Into Perjury

QT writes "A Michigan couple is counter-suing the RIAA after they learned that the RIAA had bullied their witnesses into lying. The story revolves around a 15-year-old girl who, when deposed, told how RIAA lawyers told her that she had to commit perjury just so they could win their case. From the article: 'Q - Did [the RIAA lawyer] tell you why he needed you to stick with your original false story? A - Because he said he didn't have a case unless I did. Q - So, he told you that he didn't have a case unless you stuck with the original false story?'"

385 comments

  1. Hmmmm.... by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm not sure I buy an industry lawyer telling a 15 year old girl he wouldn't have a case unless she lied. If he had the power to coerce her, he'd say "just do it or else."

    BUT, if it is the case that he did coerce her to commit perjury, I'd seriously suggest he be criminally indicted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and any other child-harm charge they can use against him. Plus anything in the conspiracy vein.

    It would nice to see an RIAA lawyer disbarred and jailed. I seriously doubt it would happen (see /. article in two weeks where the local prosecutor declines to file charges as he doesn't believe the witness is credible enough to build a case around). But a boy can dream, can't he?

    - Greg

    1. Re:Hmmmm.... by RedNovember · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is amazing. Every time you think that it can't get worse, it does. There are people on Slashdot right now saying that the RIAA are baby-eaters, and it's getting harder and harder to resist taking it to the extreme.

      Which RIAA moron thought this would result in good PR down the road? Stuff like this will always come out.

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    2. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about we start naming this evil by its true name.

      Everybody is thinking the Riaa is the bad guy. Take a look at who they are though, its Sony, Warner music, Walt Disney Records, EMI Records and so on. All the Riaa name is for is to make sure there wont be a newspaper headline saying something like "EMI Records sues granny" or something like that.

      So no its not a rogue lawyer for a faceless organization. Its Sony, its EMI, its Disney and they are trying to not get their name dragged through the mud by hiding behind the name Riaa

      Full list of members of the Riaa http://www.riaa.com/about/members/default.asp

    3. Re:Hmmmm.... by adam613 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why bother with any of the conspiracy/delinquency of a minor charges that may or may not stick? Subordination of perjury on its own is a disbarrable offense.

    4. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are people on Slashdot right now saying that the RIAA are baby-eaters

      That's a completely unfair allegation. I'm sure that very few members of the RIAA eat babies on a regular basis.

    5. Re:Hmmmm.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, disbarment, or disbarment with incarceration, fines, and a criminal record. Hmm, decisions, decisions.

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    6. Re:Hmmmm.... by ninthwave · · Score: 1

      Pick them all. If they all don't stick probably at least one will.

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    7. Re:Hmmmm.... by iced_773 · · Score: 1


      You might have been coerced into saying that!

      /me hits preview

      Well, I guess it's time to get rid of the tinfoil hat.

    8. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it doesn't help so long as the story's limited to Slashdot. Spread this to the main news media.

    9. Re:Hmmmm.... by eno2001 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Its the RIAA that is suing, not the lawyers. The lawyer's are just doing their job as EMPL0YEES of the RIAA.


      But you forget Papasan... The lawyer chose to accept the invalid case to begin with meaning that he's not concerned with his social responsbility. He's only interested in making money. A lot of moronic dorks would say that making money is all he should be concerned with. But they'd be wrong and immoral to believe that. Therefore he deserves to go down with the ship (the RIAA). Like I said in my earlier post in this story, he should be one of those floating down the river with a knife in his back since he failed to do what is right for society. Choosing what's good for one's own individual situation is not moral or good. It's simply selfish and wrong.

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    10. Re:Hmmmm.... by crmartin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Specifically, he should be indicted and disbarred for "subornation of perjury".

      Just figured you'd want to know.

    11. Re:Hmmmm.... by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but after a few executions it might be pretty hard for the RIAA to find decent lawyers to represent them.

    12. Re:Hmmmm.... by Antimatter3009 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If this is the kind of stuff that comes out, imagine how much more (and worse) remains hidden.

    13. Re:Hmmmm.... by bear_phillips · · Score: 1

      Telling a witness to lie on the stand IS a crime. The lawyer SHOULD be disbarred. No matter what the RIAA says, a lawyer can not legally commit a crime like asking a witness to lie. So yes, the RIAA lawyer should be disbarred and jailed.

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    14. Re:Hmmmm.... by bergeron76 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good call - I guess it depends on the breed of the baby. Most of the RIAA people that I know shy away from Bovine babies, but they do tend to favor the Homo Sapien flavour - when softened with a legal tenderizer.

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    15. Re:Hmmmm.... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Its the RIAA that is suing, not the lawyers. The lawyer's are just doing their job as EMPL0YEES of the RIAA.

      Look, lawyers trot out the same old bullshit rationalization all the time: "we owe our client the best representation we can provide". The problem is, it frequently becomes just that-- purely a rationalization. Working "both sides of the fence", as lawyers often do, has a tendency to reduce the system in their minds to a game. "Ethics" become a list of rules to be weaseled around rather than a code of conduct based on personal and/or professional morals. The rationalization comes from the willingness to engage in dishonest behavior because "the other side's lawyer will be doing it too". Doubtless there are some who aren't like that, but the vast majority of the lawyers I have dealt with (some of them close relatives of mine) are astounding moral relativists who proudly regale listeners with tales of their greatest feats of dirty trickery. My own cousin (attorney for a large hotel chain) has boastfully admitted to courtroom behavior so underhanded that he wouldn't be out of place on the dock at Nuremberg. I have met only two lawyers who were truly honest, moral men, and both of them quit practicing law to be accountants because winning cases required abandoning their personal ethics.

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    16. Re:Hmmmm.... by canuck57 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Which RIAA moron thought this would result in good PR down the road? Stuff like this will always come out.

      Your kidding right? It is all about numbers, extortion, PR and hope people cave in. Lets face it that this is extortion tax. RIAA tax. Get 200,000 people just to pay a $200 (pseudo) fine and that equates to $40,000,000. How many people can afford a lawyer and time off from work to defend themselves for $200? It is corporate extortion against the public. These legal parasites don't care about families.

      The courts should hammer the RIAA where they have no case, or cannot prove their accusations or are otherwise negligent in their behavior. RIAA are baby eaters and worse, professional extortionists backed by a legal system with no guts.

      They be glad I am not sitting on a jury. If they could not prove their case I would award expenses plus punitive damages that would make them take a second look while they spin uncontrollably. Treating the general public like criminals is not going to solve anything.

      The fact of the mater is that the technology today allows for rapid distribution of media and entertainment that the established mega monopolies can no longer control. So like prohibition, the monopolistic control of the entertainment industry must change. Allow movies to be legally downloaded for $1 and the block buster might net $200M in a weekend without the middleman and retail costs. And it does not require Sony/BMG, Arista or any other RIAA memebr company.

      Resistance is futile, the Internet will roll over the RIAA in time.

    17. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      As far as PR goes, performing these actions through a consortium name like RIAA does shield the actual companies a bit from the PR fallout. Everyone knows the "RIAA" is evil but the average person may not even know the names of the companies that compose it:

      http://www.riaa.com/about/members/default.asp

    18. Re:Hmmmm.... by javachip · · Score: 2, Informative

      "But it doesn't help so long as the story's limited to Slashdot" Oh, that's a good one! What, do you think Slashdot generates stories like this? Nah, they simply refer to what other folks are already talking about. Amazingly, this time they even did the referring on the same calendar day. That's like a zero day reference, which is quite speedy these days at Slashdot.

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    19. Re:Hmmmm.... by ZenShadow · · Score: 1

      Allow movies to be legally downloaded for $1 and the block buster might net $200M in a weekend without the middleman and retail costs. And it does not require Sony/BMG, Arista or any other RIAA memebr company.


      I would hope not, since RIAA is a music-related organization, not a movie-related organization...

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    20. Re:Hmmmm.... by Nitewing98 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, they would eat MORE babies, but they can't afford to because they are losing so much revenue because of (fill in the blank of you favorite file sharing client).

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      Nitewing '98

      Everything works...in theory.

    21. Re:Hmmmm.... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      They be glad I am not sitting on a jury. If they could not prove their case I would award expenses plus punitive damages that would make them take a second look while they spin uncontrollably. Treating the general public like criminals is not going to solve anything.
      No need for that; if I were on an US jury judging such a case (impossible, I'm in a country where P2P music sharing is legal), I would NULLIFY .

      Yes, nullify; despite bulling by courts, juries can nullify a law for a particular case if they feel the law is unjust or immoral, even though the culprit is guilty as hell.

    22. Re:Hmmmm.... by linkdead · · Score: 1

      What I would have loved to see is the following:

      ALL cases this perticular attorney has dealt with should be overturned, allowing the "defendant" to be freed of all charges and debts resulting from it. This will make a very strong point.

      Pretty much the RIAA has amazed me time and time again....right when I think their lawyers managed to get the bar to be literally at absolute ground level...they find a way to get that bar even lower. What's next? Suing six year olds? Somebody with a terminal disease?

      As much as I love music...it's things like this which really get me depressed, since if I do buy the music I would like to have, I'm supporting jerks like this "lawyer"...

    23. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jury nullification doesn't cancel the law for all future cases. It just means that this particular jury refuses to convict the defendant according to the existing law. The next jury will operate under the same laws as the first, not that set minus the law the first jury didn't like.

    24. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which RIAA moron thought this would result in good PR down the road? Stuff like this will always come out.

      Neither the RIAA nor the MAFIA needs 'good PR'.
      The continued success of their shakedowns depend
      upon people being afraid.

      Strange, isn't it, that I have to type the keyword
      'iniquity' to make this post.

    25. Re:Hmmmm.... by AVryhof · · Score: 1

      "I didn't swallow, I merely chewed in Self Defense" -Sean Connery as "Draco" (Dragonheart)

    26. Re:Hmmmm.... by firenurse · · Score: 1
      But you forget Papasan... The lawyer chose to accept the invalid case to begin with

      This is from the transcripts and motion to dismiss

      After Ms. Granado's latest deposition, Plaintiffs' counsel Matthew Miller conferred with Defendants' counsel about his ethical obligations as a practitioner regarding the use of Ms. Granado's original statements and the impact of those statements on the case. At that time, Mr. Miller insisted that he was ethically obligated to immediately withdraw the complaint against Mr. and Mrs. Nelson. On December 20, 2005, Mr. Miller informed Defendants' counsel that his clients had instructed him to continue to pursue their claims against Mr. and Mrs. Nelson notwithstanding Ms. Granado's recent deposition testimony.

      So no its not the layer, but the RIAA.

    27. Re:Hmmmm.... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Judges take a rather dim view of nullification (at least in the USA) and are quite liable to disqualify you for jury duty if you bring it up, and (IIRC) declare a mistrial if they find out you tried to advocate it to your fellow jurors during deliberations.

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    28. Re:Hmmmm.... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      The Q: Au contraire mon capitan. Mr. Miller is a human being, no? Therefore he has free will, correct? So he is free to tell his clients to... oh let's not mince words... I believe the phrase is, "take a hike". He is as much a party to this as K'loj Pheth of the Xynerian War Tribes was the leader of the bloody purification siege on Golset 9 in the 22nd century. Your lordships, I rest my case.

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    29. Re:Hmmmm.... by firenurse · · Score: 1

      Yes but you are making an assumption that Mr Miller is continuing to repesent the RIAA in that case. I found nothing to support that assumption. By the way, Mr. Miller was not the lawyer that origionally deposed the 15 year old.

    30. Re:Hmmmm.... by peterfa · · Score: 0, Redundant

      To be fair, babies are kind tasty, so I don't blame them.

    31. Re:Hmmmm.... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I will not be so stupid as tell the court that I believe in nullification... And, no, they have no business knowing what happens during deliberation.

    32. Re:Hmmmm.... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Funny

      There are people on Slashdot right now saying that the RIAA are baby-eaters

      The Association of Baby Eaters just called...they're thinking of sueing you for making that libelous false association.

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    33. Re:Hmmmm.... by dattaway · · Score: 1

      RIAA representatives would not comment on what type of hot sauce they prefer when they eat babies.

    34. Re:Hmmmm.... by Myopic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your kidding right?

      Your illiterate right?

    35. Re:Hmmmm.... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jury ?

      These are not criminal trials, so there is no jury.

    36. Re:Hmmmm.... by empaler · · Score: 1

      Stuff like this will always come out. How do you know? If you're omniscient I want dibs on next week's lottery numbers.

    37. Re:Hmmmm.... by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      But what about are moral responsibility to keep our rivers clean?

    38. Re:Hmmmm.... by sdo1 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I will not be so stupid as tell the court that I believe in nullification... And, no, they have no business knowing what happens during deliberation.

      Bingo! It's a shame that the American public, of which I'm a member, don't know/understand more about jury nullification. It amazes me how many people I know who complain about unjust laws and how "they'd make it different" and then they try to do whatever they can to get out of jury duty. Not I. I very much look forward to the day that I can get onto a jury with the possibility of invoking my right of nullification if indeed the case calls for it (for example, just about any "victimless" crime).

      Unfortunately, these RIAA cases are civil (RIAA suing an individual) and in general, verdicts do not need to be unanimous and the evidence does NOT need to show wrong-doing "beyond a reasonable doubt", so it's a little harder for one person on the jury to make it right.

      -S

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    39. Re:Hmmmm.... by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2, Informative
      And, no, they have no business knowing what happens during deliberation.

      But if there is one juror who does not believe in nullification and reports your behavior to the judge, a mistrial will be declared. Furthermore, if the judge asked you questions about following his instructions to the letter during voir dire, as the judge did of all potential jurors the last time I was on jury duty, you are likely to find yourself back at the courtroom -- in the defendant's chair on perjury and criminal contempt of court charges. All it takes is a single defector, which makes it a rather elegant example of the Prisoner's Dilemna.

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    40. Re:Hmmmm.... by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      if it is the case that he did coerce her to commit perjury, I'd seriously suggest he be criminally indicted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and any other child-harm charge they can use against him

      Contributing to the delinquency of a minor? No, that's not what is covered by this offense.

      Disbarment for colluding with a witness to commit purjery? Absolutely.

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    41. Re:Hmmmm.... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      The lawyer's are just doing their job as EMPL0YEES of the RIAA.

      Getting paid for their actions doesn't affect the ethics of their actions.

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    42. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what questions did he ask? Are you saying that the judge demanded that you follow his instructions to the letter (i.e. "choose guilty or not guilty, and ONLY those options")? I know judges don't like to tell juries about nullification, but how can he circumvent the jury's rights just on a verbal whim?

    43. Re:Hmmmm.... by daikokatana · · Score: 2, Funny
      Neither the RIAA nor the MAFIA needs 'good PR'.

      Please do not compare the good people of the Mafia to members of the RIAA.

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    44. Re:Hmmmm.... by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Pot calling the kettle black?

      that would be "you're kidding, right?"
      and the response would be "you're illiterate right?"

      LOLAYIAAPFASES

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    45. Re:Hmmmm.... by neonsam · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is quite common to have a jury trial in a civil case in the US. Only if both sides agree will there be a "bench trial" meaning that no jury is used. I work for a law firm, and have been directly involoved in multiple civil trials with a jury.

    46. Re:Hmmmm.... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Allow movies to be legally downloaded for $1 and the block buster might net $200M in a weekend without the middleman and retail costs.

      Political/economic question: what happens to all the entertainment industry-related jobs that were just eliminated overnight in your scenario?

      In the future (say, over 30 years) we're going to see a lot more of this "technology replacing jobs" becoming a very big issue.

      Simplistic, market theory-based thinkers will shrug off the impact claiming that the "invisible hand" will take care of everything. In the long run.

    47. Re:Hmmmm.... by ibbey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Political/economic question: what happens to all the entertainment industry-related jobs that were just eliminated overnight in your scenario?

      I'm not sure I buy the parent's entire premise either (his economics seem a bit off) but I don't see a problem with his basic concept. First, not that many American jobs would be elimnated by such a switch. Manufacturing is presumably largely automated, but regardless is almost entirely done overseas. A few distribution jobs may be lost, but most distributors handle more than one product line, so losing one won't be catastrophic. Retail would be the hardest hit, so we'll probably lose a bunch of minimum wage video store clerk jobs, but the overall economic impact would be relatively minor.

      Second, contrary to what the RIAA wants you to believe, it's not the government's job to prevent people's jobs from being obsoleted. Technology advances, and unfortunately, that occasionally means that old jobs are no longer needed. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the government has no obligation to the people, only that it's obligation is a broad one, and stifling innovation to protect a single industry group is not part of that obligation.

    48. Re:Hmmmm.... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Actually, I agree with his basic concept also, the question is how to make it happen. As far as, "not that many American jobs would be elimnated by such a switch", you haven't really looked at this in depth.

      There are likely hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of jobs that would be either "downgraded" or eliminated.

      it's not the government's job to prevent people's jobs from being obsoleted

      I agree with that sentiment.

      My argument is that technology implementation will outpace retirements/death and result in a lot of unrest.

    49. Re:Hmmmm.... by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Only if you don't understand irony.

      Irony, "the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect".

      It's okay, though, irony isn't taught until, what, ninth grade? So if you're still in middle school, don't worry, you aren't remedial.

    50. Re:Hmmmm.... by ibbey · · Score: 1

      There are likely hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of jobs that would be either "downgraded" or eliminated.

      It's possible, but your statement without any support does little to convince me. The parent isn't suggesting that we no longer make movies, just that they be distributed digitally. The production jobs would remain, though certainly the dynamics of the industry would change. One area that I didn't mention potential job losses are in shipping. No doubt there would be fewer jobs in the shipping industry, but I can't imagine that the distribution of DVD's makes up such a large of a percentage of US shipping volume that the overall effect would be that devastating. So what am I missing that would account for millions of jobs lost?

    51. Re:Hmmmm.... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I apologize for thinking.

    52. Re:Hmmmm.... by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      I understand irony just fine.

      You were apparently inept at your attempt at being ironic.

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    53. Re:Hmmmm.... by ibbey · · Score: 1

      I apologize for thinking.

      Don't apologize for thinking. Apologize for being wrong-- assuming of course you are. On the other hand, if I'm wrong, I'd be interested in knowing it. I'm opinionated, but I'm willing to change my mind if you can make a convincing argument to the contrary. But cite examples, not "millions of jobs will be lost". If I am wrong I have no (well, ok, little) problem admitting it, but blind assertions that I'm wrong won't do it.

    54. Re:Hmmmm.... by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      The courts have pretty much ruled negation invalid, and in fact the judge in my case did mention nullification explictly in his general questions of potential jurors. By asking you under oath if you believe in nullification, he can strike you from the pool. If you lie, you lied under oath, which is perjury.

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    55. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Interesting information:

      State Bar of Michigan (look under Attorney Grievance Commission)

      Law Firm the Asshole Works For

    56. Re:Hmmmm.... by mysticwhiskey · · Score: 1

      I disagree, I don't think the OP was inept at all. I got the joke just fine.

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    57. Re:Hmmmm.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You were apparently inept at your attempt at being ironic.

      No, you just won't admit when you misunderstood and said something stupid, but still defend it. I don't know that it was irony, exactly, but I'm sure it was intentional.

    58. Re:Hmmmm.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > In the future (say, over 30 years) we're going to see a lot more of this "technology replacing jobs" becoming a very big issue.

      Amazing: that's what has been said since robots started taking over human jobs at factories. How long has than been now? Stenographers probably said the same thing at the advent of the typewriter (or at least the ones that weren't so easy to jam).

      DAMN YOU AND YOUR HORSELESS CARRIAGE!!!! Won't someone please think of the foals?

    59. Re:Hmmmm.... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Amazing: that's what has been said since robots started taking over human jobs at factories. How long has than been now? Stenographers probably said the same thing at the advent of the typewriter (or at least the ones that weren't so easy to jam).

      That was true when humans were needed to operate the machines. Now we have computers (more or less) capable of maintaining themselves. Maybe software-writing is an endless process

      You seem to be missing a key point, but if your experience is only in software, I understand. You probably think that computer-related work will always be there because "someone needs to program the machines", right? And jobs that require human thinking will never go away because we control the machines.

      I assume that you are a good programmer and know what you are doing. In the "new economy" you, as a good programmer, will be burdened with a bunch of flakes that don't know what they are doing. That'll be your job - providing employment and something to do for a bunch of dolts so that they have something to do eight hours per day. Is that what you signed-up for?

    60. Re:Hmmmm.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You probably think that [...] jobs that require human thinking will never go away because we control the machines

      Well, some of course, but I don't believe that all of them will. Can a machine design and build, from scratch, a machine more complicated than itself? It would seem to me that it could not, but despite my amazing programming abilities (no, not really: I'm mediocre) I am no expert -- probably not even a knowledeable novice -- in systems that would be so complex. Would this be an exercise in computational philosophy?

    61. Re:Hmmmm.... by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, if I'm wrong, I'd be interested in knowing it. I'm opinionated, but I'm willing to change my mind if you can make a convincing argument to the contrary.

      Ok, the population of the US is only 295 million, so the original economics ($1 downloads resulting in $200M income is insane, even if you account for non-US sales.) Look at the costs of producing a movie, then deduct the cost of the current duplication and distribution model, I can't imagine it being $1M even on a massively distributed blockbuster, and in the proposed model you still have distribution costs (servers, bandwidth, etc. How many users will object to the movie companies stealing their bandwidth if they use Bittorrent type distribution?). So lets get crazy and assume 3x more people spend that dollar (The cost has nothing to do with whether or not I see a movie on a given weekend, and if I go I bring a date, so watching at home via download means 2 former sales were lost, so my 3x more "spenders" corresponds to at least a 6x bigger audience who wish to spend 2 hours sitting around watching that box in their living room (assuming they have all bothered hook up some sort of download system to their comfy viewing screen (and not gathered around their 15" computer screen).

      So, 6x more viewers results in 3x more buys results in about 1/3rd the income. Say a $30M movie now only costs $29M, the "average" movie barely makes 10% (movie studios are not crazy money makers, why else would they be going out of business, or not going nuts on the stock market?). So We'll estimate the $30M movie would have made $33M, but now will make $11M. So we need to find a way to make the movie for $10M to keep our margins. Well, you can strip out advertising costs (US jobs in media and agencies), but then you risk further shrinking you market (you're trying to attract 6x more viewers to hit this # remember). You could pay the actors less (with lots of secondary economic effects), or use no-name actors (and risk shrinking your market, hiring Tom Hanks has as much to do with advertising as acting ability). You can make less lavish sets (employ few technicians), spend less on wardrobe (fewer designers, costumers), shoot fewer retakes (shorter production schedules means less work overall). And lets not forget the loss of theater jobs.

      Not that I'm assuming some sort of perfect DRM so that after I watch the movie Friday I can't give it to my freinds and let them watch (expanding the "viewers/buyer ratio" from my initial 2 to 4 or 6 or 10,000 (when the initial buyer puts the $1 download up on a P2P network).

      Can't really cite examples, because shockingly almost no markets have chosen to self destruct in this way by suddenly slashing income and devaluing their product so massively.

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  2. all for $4000 by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The transcript of the deposition that followed this motion gives us a glimpse into exactly how far the recording industry is willing to go...


    I doubt that the recording industry had much to do with coersion....that sounds like a lawyer trait to me. Some people will never learn. The recording industry could spend their money much more wisely. Win or lose, lawyers are the only ones who really win in court.



    ' Plaintiffs' representative further threatened that unless Mr. Nelson paid $4,000.00 immediately, his client authorized him to conduct extensive discovery which would only increase the amount that he would eventually owe.



    I'm sure that the law firm was paid much more than $4000 to win this case illegally.

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    1. Re:all for $4000 by happyemoticon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      . . . that sounds like a lawyer trait to me . . .

      Cue indignant rant from an attorney /.er who's convinced it's only the corrupt, fallen state of the capitalists in this country which allows lawyers to act against their true nature of liberalism and prevents them from the pursuit of the public good.

      Well, while I am no expert on British legal history, I will tell you that Jonathan Swift certainly believed in the statement,

      Win or lose, lawyers are the only ones who really win in court.

      In Gulliver's Travels book 4, Gulliver sees a Yahoo find a pretty stone. Another Yahoo comes along and tries to take it away from him. Struggle ensues, and it appears to be a stalemate - but then a third Yahoo comes along and runs away with the pretty stone. Gulliver compares it to a legal struggle he had while in Britain and concludes that the third must be a Yahoo lawyer.

      I wouldn't go so far as to say that all lawyers are good or all lawyers are slime. But nobody in their right mind would contradict me when I say that a lot of the people who go to law school do so because they really like money.

    2. Re:all for $4000 by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I doubt that the recording industry had much to do with coersion. [...]
      I'm sure that the law firm was paid much more than $4000 to win this case illegally.


      How do you reconcile these two statements?

    3. Re:all for $4000 by pintomp3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it's not the $4000, they can't afford to lose any cases. if they did, it would cause future defendants to stand up for their rights and not just be bullied into settling. their costs would skyrocket if each case was actually contested. right now it's a double bonus; they get thousands of $s out of ppl and scare a lot of ppl from downloading music.

    4. Re:all for $4000 by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      well...I'm not sure that 'illegal' was a stipulation for winning the case....

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    5. Re:all for $4000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      >> I doubt that the recording industry had much to do with coersion
      If you would have read more about the case then you would have seen that the RIAA lawyer actually wanted to drop the case against the daycare owners because the first statement of the girl was false. He told the defendants lawyer that even though he did not want to continue with the litigation his employer did. What I am saying is that the lawyer exhibited some sense of ethics so it seems to me that the coercion had to be at the very least ordered by the RIAA.
      Here is an excerpt from another site with more on the subject:
      49. Upon conclusion of the deposition, Plaintiffs' national counsel Matthew Miller conferred with Defendants' counsel about his ethical obligations as a practitioner regarding the use of Ms. Granado's original statements and the impact of those statements on the case. At that time, Mr. Miller insisted that he was ethically obligated to withdraw the complaint against Mr. and Mrs. Nelson and would do so promptly.
      50. On December 20, 2005, Mr. Miller informed Defendants' counsel despite his ethical obligations as a practitioner his clients had instructed him to continue to pursue their claims against Mr. and Mrs. Nelson notwithstanding Ms. Granado's recent deposition testimony.

      If you want to read the whole transcript search for "The Nelsons Sue RIAA Attorneys in Michigan case, Motown v. Nelson" at the following site: http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com
    6. Re:all for $4000 by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      But if a large fee was paid, with a strong exhortation to "win this case", that might have provided some incentive.

    7. Re:all for $4000 by kfg · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the recording industry had much to do with coersion....I'm sure that the law firm was paid much more than $4000 to win this case illegally.

      The RIAA is a law firm in the sole employ of the recording industry.

      KFG

    8. Re:all for $4000 by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

  3. RIAA embarrassments?? by brokencomputer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wow, I can't decide if this might be more embarrassing than when they sued a stone-dead grandma.

    1. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      At least suing dead grandma isn't illegal like "contributing to the deliquency of a minor."

    2. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by Transdimentia · · Score: 5, Funny

      What is even more embarassing is how the RIAA believes it IS the law: said RIAA spokesman Jonathan Lamy. "We will now, of course, obviously dismiss this case.

      I could have sworn that you ask a judge to dismiss a case, you don't just do it yourself.

    3. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by LexNaturalis · · Score: 3, Informative

      IANAL, but since this is a civil action, the plaintiff can, at any time, drop their case against the defendant, which is the same thing as dismissing the case. The language might be slightly different, but it is within the plaintiff's rights to drop the case entirely without asking a judge's permission. You CAN ask a judge to dismiss a case againt YOU, but you don't have to ask the judge if you're the one bringing the case to begin with.

      It's just like a district attorney or federal attorney can drop criminal charges against a person without asking the judge's permission. The only time a judge is involved is if there is a plea bargain, in which case the judge has to approve the plea bargain. So in this (limited) case, the RIAA is very much within their rights and the law. That's not to say their other tactics and actions are lawful or ethical.

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    4. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by m50d · · Score: 1

      AIUI he's talking about the new suit where he's the defendant

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    5. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by LexNaturalis · · Score: 1

      Actually, he's not. He's saying that because they found out that the grandmother is dead, they're dismissing the case.

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    6. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are NOT a lawyer. I'm not one either, but even I recognize the difference between dismissing a case and withdrawing it. A plaintiff can withdraw a case, he cannot dismiss it; only a judge can do that. Oh, and by the way, I'm pretty sure that a judge can, if he so desires, refuse to allow a party to withdraw and choose instead to dismiss with prejudice (which would prevent the plaintiff from refiling).

    7. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by coyote-san · · Score: 1

      Or the worst of all worlds for them, the judge could dismiss their claims with prejudice while letting the counterclaim stand. In that situation wouldn't the details of the dismissal be permitted to be introduced in the second suit?

      In any case I would not want to be that lawyer. His employer would be on the hook in the counterclaim, but he must be facing sanctions, even disbarrment, individually.

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    8. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by forand · · Score: 1

      I am not a lawyer but . . . I am not sure that you are correct. I believe there would be a problem with a defendant's right to be tried only once in criminal cases, if the government could simply drop the case if they thought they were going to lose then bring it up again later. I believe there is a point, after which, you must ask the judges permission to end the trial.

    9. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Huh? The parent never said anything about "bring[ing] it up again later." As far as I know, there's nothing stopping the government from dropping a criminal case, but it means the defendant is off the hook forever. Then again, I'm not a lawyer either...

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    10. Re:RIAA embarrassments?? by cthugha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IAAL, and you're probably not quite right. In most (if not all) Australian jurisdictions a plaintiff can usually discontinue (not dismiss) an action it brought as of right up until trial, however the discontinuance gives the defendant the right to an award of its costs incurred to date.

      A plaintiff who wishes to discontinue once the trial has commenced can usually only do so with the court's leave, as a plaintiff who discontinues still has the ability to re-commence (again, usually only with the court's leave) and in most cases justice will require, given the late stage of the proceedings, that the defendant be given the protection of a judgment as final resolution of the disputes that are the subjects of the proceedings.

      In my home jurisdiction (Queensland) the rules are even more strict, and only allow the plaintiff to discontinue as of right up until being served with the defence of one of the defendants to the proceeding (rule 304(2) of the Uniform Civil Procedure Rules 1999 ).

      You're also not quite right with your analogy to criminal procedure. A trial judge will not usually allow the prosecution to enter a nolle prosequi and take back the indictment prior to a jury verdict if its case falls apart at trial, since in such circumstances the accused should be given the protection of double jeopardy.

      I'm not sure how the US Federal rules work, but there's no reason why there shouldn't be some restrictions on when a plaintiff can discontinue.

  4. The sad part... by dcapel · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The sad part is that they will probably get away with this. Just wave the greenbacks at Washington, and your woes go away...

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    1. Re:The sad part... by techno-vampire · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, the RIAA will probably get away with it. However, the landshark involved will, with luck, get disbarred and spend several years in the Graybar Hotel. Why? Because in order to convict the RIAA louses (Although calling one of them a louse is an insult to every louse that ever lived.) you'd have to prove that said louse knew in advance what was being done and approved of it. If all he or she did was tell the lawyer involved, "Win the case and I don't care how," that's not good enough. You'd have to prove either specific instructions or advance knowlege. Shame, really, but that's the way it works.

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    2. Re:The sad part... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      Shame, really, but that's the way it works.

      No, it's not really a shame at all. Lawyers who are that sleazy are not suddenly pinnacles of honesty when talking to their own clients. A client should not be punished because they were talked into going along with a sleazy lawyer's underhanded tactics. I'm not saying that's what happened here but I don't think it's wrong to have to prove malfeasance on the part of the client before they can be convicted of such.

    3. Re:The sad part... by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      The lawyer will not get disbarred, he may only have to pay a $500 file and told not to do it again. I know of one lawyer who was sleeping with a woman (divorce case) and gave her $30,000 and called it a loan. The bar association found that he got her to lie, but they only made him pay a fine and attend an ethics class.

      The bar associations are really their to protect the lawyers, especially the ones for the larger firms.

  5. Good by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have to say, as much as I wish this stuff never happened...I'm kinda glad its unfolding the way it is. They're doing everything they can to be as overtly evil as possible. And all it does is piss off Americans more and more and more...and now its pissing off judges and lawyers.

    Change takes time, thank god they're doing us a favor by speeding up their own demise with stunts like this. I'd love to see someone make a website with info on the lawyers who represent them. Lets dig up all the crap we can find on them and post it on the web (nothing illegal of course) and make sure people realize what kind of lowlifes they're considering dealing with if they are a potential client and Google one of the lawyers.

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    1. Re:Good by BruceCage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, let's find out as much personal and private information we can about these so called lawyers. Then we'll get our torches and pay them a little visit! Because we all know how much they deserve it, right?

      They might not be doing the world a service, I'd probably call it a disservice. But whatever they're doing does not justify the type of behavior you described in your post. Which imo could quite possibly turn into vigilantism (ignoring the fact that /. crowd is not very pro-active* most of the time).

      You simply do not want to go around and personally attack people (no, not even lawyers), this won't help your case and might even have an adverse effect.

      If I misinterpreted your wording then I apologize. You did indeed state "nothing illegal", but your words seemed to imply otherwise.

      * I don't think this is a real word, but I'm too lazy to find out.

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  6. If Im not mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perjury in the US comes with a sentence of at least a few years in prison. Are we finally going to put some of these RIAA assholes where they belong?

    1. Re:If Im not mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA didn't comitt perjury. Now, the laywers involved could lose their ability to practice law or something of the sort, however.

    2. Re:If Im not mistaken by SeaEye420 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Perjury in the US comes with a sentence of at least a few years in prison.

      Unless you're President Clinton and lying in front of the entire nation. :-D

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    3. Re:If Im not mistaken by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      Or President Bush lying about WMD's in front of the same nation. Or about Iraq seeking materials for nuclear nucular weaponry from Niger (see State of the Union, 1/28/03, or an article here, in which Bush stated "the British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.")

    4. Re:If Im not mistaken by jgoemat · · Score: 1

      Except that he wasn't testifying under oath, and that he did have intelligence (however shoddy) that those things were true.

    5. Re:If Im not mistaken by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      article here

      I know, I know. Preview. I mis-clicked.

    6. Re:If Im not mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is illegal to use a 357 hollow point on RIAA lawyers, besides being a waste of good ammo and an insult to the gun.

    7. Re:If Im not mistaken by SeaEye420 · · Score: 1

      Bingo, it's amazing how the MoveOn.org types are quick to jump all over the current president while overlooking all of the glaring problems with the previous administration, including the handing of terrorist attacks on American ships, and passing up the opportunity to apprehend OBL.

      Happy New Year everyone!

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  7. Can I.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I get a witness?

  8. Those RIAA!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIAA! I'll never forgive you for this.

  9. ouch by hostingreviews · · Score: 5, Informative

    So the RIAA bullied a little girl? Unthinkable. They would NEVER, ever EVER do something so... okay so they do.

    1. Re:ouch by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Suing the dead hmmm?

      I guess paying up to the RIAA might indeed cost an arm and a leg (maybe a lung or a kidney).

      Oh, I'm so sorry, but I couldn't resist.

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    2. Re:ouch by mattACK · · Score: 0, Troll

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  10. An unethical lawyer???? by TheBogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    It just goes to show that 99% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.

    1. Re:An unethical lawyer???? by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      I thought your post was inaccurate until I read it again. BTW, I think that you're missing 3 decimal places...

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    2. Re:An unethical lawyer???? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Hilarious!

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    3. Re:An unethical lawyer???? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You're a few orders of magnitude off. ;) (See Sig.)

  11. Coercion? by brokencomputer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Q. It wasn't true. And you felt that Mr. Krichbaum was trying to get you to say something that wasn't true?
    It seems like the interviewer is the one telling the girl what's true and what isn't. "It wasn't true" doesn't sound like a question to me. Although I'm sure the RIAA has done stuff much worse than this.
    1. Re:Coercion? by EvanED · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe there are times when lawyers can make statements. Probably if something is not in dispute. For instance, in testimony a lawyer can have earlier testimony read back and say "Freddy Freddinson earlier said this. Do you agree?" and stuff like that. Probably this was something like that, and if he was more precise he would have said something like "And you say this isn't true. And you felt that..."

      Though it does sound like the actual question is leading... rules must be different for depositions than for testimony...

    2. Re:Coercion? by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      Defense: OBJECTION! Leading the witness, and badgering.

      Judge: Sustained.

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    3. Re:Coercion? by pgpckt · · Score: 5, Informative
      Q. It wasn't true. And you felt that Mr. Krichbaum was trying to get you to say something that wasn't true?

      It seems like the interviewer is the one telling the girl what's true and what isn't. "It wasn't true" doesn't sound like a question to me. Although I'm sure the RIAA has done stuff much worse than this.


      You are quoting it out of context. Look to the prior question and answer:


      Q. -- Jim and yourself had ripped the music off?
      A. Yes.
      Q. And that wasn't true, was it?
      A. Correct.
      Q. Correct that it wasn't true?
      A. It wasn't true, yes.
      Q. It wasn't true. And you felt that Mr. Krichbaum was trying to get you to say something that wasn't true?
      A. Yes.


      You can clearly see from the dialogue that the questioning lawyer is merely repeating the answer the witness gave immediately prior.

      This is a common speech error among lawyers. Many people when they speak "fill gaps" with "Uh-huh" or "Um" and the like. Many lawyers also use these space fillers. With lawyers, of course, it is Q&A, so one of the most common space fillers is to repeat the prior answer as part of your next question.

      Really poor lawyers do this in EVERY QUESTION. It gets annoying quick. But even good lawyers do it from time to time. It's just the way people talk.

      There is nothing dirty about this. You might also note from the record that there was another lawyer there, a Mr. Miller, who objects from time to time. He is working for the other side, and would have objected if this was improper (which didn't happen, because it wasn't).
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    4. Re:Coercion? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      It's discovery. You can object, but the question usually still gets answered. The objected things get hammered out later.

    5. Re:Coercion? by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      Preferably with a 20lb housewrecking sledge upside the Plaintiff's head.

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    6. Re:Coercion? by BrynM · · Score: 5, Interesting
      With lawyers, of course, it is Q&A, so one of the most common space fillers is to repeat the prior answer as part of your next question.
      A group of old attorney friends of mine used to call it Matlocking: "Everything was going fine, until Nate started matlocking during the depo. I thought the court reporter was going to kill him after 20 minutes of typing everything twice". Kind of like monologueing in the incredibles.

      Some think it lends a know-it-all air of authority to the questioner, but after many a drunken discussion with them it's just a way for the questioner to get time to think or (in the case of one friend) remember what the witness actually said. These guys were work-comp attorneys, so they were a bit oddball and irreverent in the first place. Boy, did they havesome great parties ;)

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    7. Re:Coercion? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny
      And it isn't exclusive to lawyers:
      "Ah, hello Captain Prostetnic, and how are we feeling today?"

      "I appear to have wiped out half my crew."

      "So you appear to have wiped out half your crew, have you?"

      "That's what I said."

      "So, that's what you said, is it?"

      "That is what I said."

      "I see, so that is what you said, is it?"

      "Yes."

      "So your answer to my question, 'That is what you said, is it?' is yes."

      "Yes."

      "I see. Well, this is very interesting."

      "Mr. Halfrunt, I have just wiped out half of my crew."

      "So you have just wiped out..."

      "YES!"

      "Well, this too is very interesting."

      "Well?"

      "I think this is probably perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon. The natural and healthy channeling of aggressive instincts in the acts of senseless violence..."

      "That is exactly what you always say!"

      "Well, I think that it's perfectly normal behaviour for a psychiatrist! Ha! Excellent! Ha ha! We are clearly both very well adjusted in our mental attitudes today!"
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    8. Re:Coercion? by agibbs · · Score: 1

      Deposition is different than testimony in court in terms of relevance. Evidence sought in a deposition does not have to be admissible in court, it must only be reasonably calculated to get at evidence that might be admissible in court.

    9. Re:Coercion? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      "Freddy Freddinson earlier said this. Do you agree?"

      Objection your honour -> leading the witness!

      Don't you watch Law & Order?

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    10. Re:Coercion? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I watch L&O all the time. I think SVU is the best of the three versions I've seen (I haven't seen Trial by Jury; it was cut before I got the chance) because it's got by far the best cast and characters, though the stories often get way into the "very disturbing" category. The original bugs me because there are too many examples of the cops doing the exact things that make me hate cops. (One episode they refused someone who wasn't under arrest both a lawyer and needed medical attention, and refused to let him leave.) And Gorin or however it's spelled is somewhat obnoxious, and I don't like how every CI episode ends the exact same way.

      Anyway. The example question I gave is in no way leading. In fact, that's about as UN-leading a question as you'll find. An example of a leading question would be "Freddy Freddinson earlier said this, but you don't agree with him, do you?", or "Sarah Sarahinson earlier said this. Your experience was about the same, wasn't it?", or probably even "Don't you watch Law & Order?"

      Leading questions have the expected answer pretty much implicit in the question. If I could ask "You agree, don't you?" in a direct, chances are the question would be "yes". (There are times when you might want to emphasize the contrast between the expected answer and what the defendant actually thinks; like if they didn't agree, you might ask that question as phrased above anyway and let the defendant answer "no".) "Do you agree" doesn't suggest an answer at all. (And BTW, leading questions are usually not allowed for direct examinations, so you couldn't ask that question.)

      IANAL, but I've play one in Mock Trial and in class

    11. Re:Coercion? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      My favourite example is always:

      Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

    12. Re:Coercion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An improper question (unless the witness's beating of his wife is stipulated or probably acceptable if its in dispute), but not leading.

      I'd object to that one with an assumes facts not in evidence objection.

    13. Re:Coercion? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it's also partly because repeating parts of previous exchanges tends to confuse the listener to where they're not sure if the answer they intend is YES or NO, and is likely to make the wrong answer, or have to correct themselves, which makes them look unsure or unreliable in the eyes of the judge and jury. So savvy shysters would cultivate the speech pattern.

      It's somewhat akin to "Have you quit beating your wife??"

      (Correct answer: "Which one?" :)

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  12. Their house of cards is collapsing. by Spazntwich · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In recent days, it seems like more and more stories about the RIAA royally fucking up are getting picked up by the major media outlets. All of this bad press will (hopefully) finally get the American populace aware of how bad these companies really are, and possibly mobilize the sloth-like public to actually do something about it.

    Rejoice, slashdot nerds and trolls. The time of revenge may finally be at hand.

    1. Re:Their house of cards is collapsing. by Sofalover · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's wrong with this fucked up country of America, suing little girls because they did what every teen does and has always done record some music and share it. Be it 8 track tapes, casettes recorded from radio, MD's, CD's or mp3 the principle is the same. If we can see it or hear it, we can record it and share it. Now fuck right off RIAA you pillocks.

    2. Re:Their house of cards is collapsing. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Well bloody said!

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    3. Re:Their house of cards is collapsing. by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Well, when you have a person or group of people that believe they are above the law, either they screw up royally, or the truth comes out about their shady dealings. It has happened time and time again in America. Whether it is a politician (too numerous to list), or a trade cartel (tobacco, media), they never cover their muddy tracks well enough. And while they cause horrible damage while at the top, they eventually fall. And I pray every day for the fall of the copyright cartels.

    4. Re:Their house of cards is collapsing. by fatass03 · · Score: 1

      "The time of revenge may finally be at hand"

      Comrades, be careful what you wish for.

      Take a moment and visualize your promised land. Imagine a time when all of the labels have folded, and all music has been forced into the public domain. It's truly a utopia, unlimited access to everything ever recorded. Without the shackles of copyright, P2P explodes and there is a global renaissance of musical exploration.

      The only problem with this perfect new world is that musicians no longer have the monetary incentive to keep working. No more schlepping from town to town doing small gigs in small rooms for small money. Back in the day, they did that to promote their recordings, but since the "revolution" what's the point - no one pays for music anymore.

      Musicians are a strange recipe of ego, insecurity, plus a dash of crazy, and as strange as it seems they are the most productive under a capitalistic system. Everyone may whine that it's all crap, and that may be partly true, but when was the last time you found yourself humming along to a Russian or Chinese hit song? Financial risk and reward is built into the American culture, and the lure of fame and fortune drives people. Take it away and the music will suffer.

      The RIAA ultimately represents the artists. They do the dirty work the musicians can't do alone. It's easy for you to make the RIAA out to be the bad guy, an evil corporation picking on old women and children. When in truth, the core conflict is between you and the artist. They want to be paid and you want them to work for free.

    5. Re:Their house of cards is collapsing. by qzulla · · Score: 1

      But you are forgetting one thing - back in the day it was to a few friends. Now it is in the millions. I traded lots of tapes with friends years ago but that was to three or four of them.

      Sure, it was copyright infringement but on a much smaller scale.

      qz

    6. Re:Their house of cards is collapsing. by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      The only problem with this perfect new world is that musicians no longer have the monetary incentive to keep working. No more schlepping from town to town doing small gigs in small rooms for small money. Back in the day, they did that to promote their recordings, but since the "revolution" what's the point - no one pays for music anymore.

      Yeah, because we all know there was no music before copyright. And there certainly aren't musicians out there performing who don't make fortunes off CD sales.

      Oh wait, yes there are.

    7. Re:Their house of cards is collapsing. by fatass03 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because we all know there was no music before copyright.

      Obviously there was music, and some of the greatest ever written, but most of it was commissioned and paid for by the Church, the State, or the super wealthy. Copyright has shifted the ownership and control of art away from the institutions and into the hands of the individual.

      Yes, there are now overpaid superstars. But, we also have a long and diverse tail of creative musicians who can make their art, push the boundaries, and get compensated for it.

  13. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theres no way a 15 year old girl could make up a story for attetion.

    Don't get me wrong, I hate the RIAA as much as the next geek.. but seriously people, the girls probaly lieing.

    LIEING 15 YEARS FTW!

    1. Re:Wow by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
      Don't get me wrong, I hate the RIAA as much as the next geek.. but seriously people, the girls probaly lieing.

      Probaly lieing? Eh?

      LIEING 15 YEARS FTW!

      Where's C3PO?

    2. Re:Wow by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      WTF is FTW?

      Is that rot13 encoded or something?

      Or have I been slacking on my TLAs?

      FWIW the word is spelled 'lying'

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    3. Re:Wow by born_to_live_forever · · Score: 1

      FTW: For The Win

      Now you know.

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    4. Re:Wow by fohat · · Score: 2, Informative

      FTW = For the Win
      FTL = For the Lose

      There's also the lovely QFT - "Quoted for Truth".

      Someone's been playing too much WoW...

      (WoW = World of Warcraft)

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    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTW is old biker slang for Fsck The World.

    6. Re:Wow by technos · · Score: 2, Funny

      FTW is "For The Win". Common enough in MMOGs and message boards these days. It's normally used sarcastically.

      Some common uses and translations.

      "Inc four a Shissar Guardian FTW!" == "I am running at you with four NPCs that can easily kill us. I suck"
      "w00t, [Flimsy Chain Pants] FTW!" == "Wow, some really crappy pants"
      "Godwin FTW" == "That idiot just compared someone to Hitler. Discussion over, he loses. Jackass"

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    7. Re:Wow by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but FTL means "Faster Than Light" and has a lot long than WoW has been around. I just googled it and WoW didn't even come up on the first page.

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    8. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you know.

      And knowing is half the battle, G.I. Joe.

    9. Re:Wow by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except there's a special word for that kind of lying, it's called "perjury." They send you to pound-you-up-the-ass federal penetentiaries for that. The only kind of "attention" her lying would get her is the kind you see in certain "womens' prison" themed movies on late-night Skinemax.

    10. Re:Wow by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just for the record, WoW has neither spawned nor borne witness to the creation of any original gaming style or piece of gamer dialogue.
       
      "For the win" has been around at least since Dark age of camelot, if not earlier, and so has For the Lose, which another poster also pointed out has also stood for Faster Than Light in SciFi circles for the last sixty years or so.

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    11. Re:Wow by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for clearing that up. I always assumed it was "Fut The Wuck."

      And before you ask, no, it didn't make any sense to me at the time either.

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    12. Re:Wow by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

      ... "WTF is FTW?"

      FTW = (WTF) ^ -1
      QED

      - - -

      ok - I put this here because the 'lameness' filter didn't like all the CAPS......

    13. Re:Wow by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      Leeroy Jenkins?

    14. Re:Wow by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      Interesting, however For The Win does not seem to parse naturally in the context of the OP. Fsck (sic) The World, noted below, seems a better fit, although it too does not parse.

      Perhaps we should stop before one of us encounters EHS. Let's quit while we're ahead.

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    15. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you know, I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. I regret to inform, however, that this particular dialect of Retard is beyond my capacity to translate.

  14. The worst part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they're suing the 15 year old for copyright infringement for reading their statement outloud in public.

    1. Re:The worst part by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Now that is funny!

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  15. This is nothing by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA would go to customers' houses, brutally murder them, and grind up the body as organ meat for third world countries if they could get away with it.

    1. Re:This is nothing by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny
      The RIAA would go to customers' houses, brutally murder them, and grind up the body as organ meat for third world countries if they could get away with it.

      Only if they can sell it at a profit. Otherwise they'll just keep to their habit of grinding up their own artists for profit.

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    2. Re:This is nothing by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      Naw, if they can't make a profit they'll just stick it in a huge container somewhere and sue anyone else who tries to distribute ground up customer meat.

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    3. Re:This is nothing by ne0n · · Score: 1

      and the press release would read,
      "RIAA feeds & entertains starving masses"

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    4. Re:This is nothing by raehl · · Score: 1

      The RIAA would go to customers' houses, brutally murder them, and grind up the body as organ meat for third world countries if they could get away with it.

      Well, wouldn't anyone? There's lots of starving people in the 3rd world you know.

  16. Amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    sixteen comments so far and no industry shill has stepped up to defend them.

    RIAA shills, you're slipping. WTF do you think they're paying you for?

    (MRC="disarm")

    1. Re:Amazing... by Supurcell · · Score: 1
      RIAA shills, you're slipping. WTF do you think they're paying you for?
      Evidently, not to browse Slashdot.
  17. label lawyers by BushCheney08 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I used to work for one of the major record labels. The lawyers that were on staff were the kinds of people that partied way too hard and barely graduated from law school. If any of them were presenting the case, this wouldn't surprise me in the least. However, I would figure that the RIAA would have competent lawyers working for them. I guess maybe they don't.

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    1. Re:label lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't that make sense? If you're a really good lawyer, wouldn't it stand to reason that you could make more money in a law firm?

      My mom works for a lawyer that is barely smart enough to figure out which end of the spoon is the wide one. When I told my friend about it, his quip was that lawyers who graduate at the bottom of their class need jobs too ;)

    2. Re:label lawyers by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. As far as I could tell, the staff lawyer's jobs consisted of taking boilerplate band contracts and changing the band names and a few dollar amounts.

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    3. Re:label lawyers by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "I used to work for one of the major record labels. The lawyers that were on staff..."

      It says enough about an organization that needs *lawyers* routinely embedded in the regular staff. I've worked for *law firms* that didn't have lawyers mingling with administrative and IT staff and so on. Maybe I misunderstood and you worked in a legal department at WB or Atlantic or something.

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    4. Re:label lawyers by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Different set of laywers. These ones are special ones from a contracted law firm expressly for the purpose of keeping the "napster" lawsuit mill running.

    5. Re:label lawyers by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      However, I would figure that the RIAA would have competent lawyers working for them.

      "Competent", to a lawyer, often means "win at all costs".

    6. Re:label lawyers by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      1) You're tainted by the RIAA, we'd better kill you just to be safe. :)
      2) There doesn't seem to be much lawyering going on here. It seems like all they have to do is copy and paste some long documents (changing the names and song titles where appropriate) and harass the people into paying the money.
      3) The detective staff doesn't seem to have its act together either. I mean, they sued a dead person among others.

      You have to admire the girl though, stepping forward and taking the heat off her employers. I bet it was easy for the lawyer to make it clear that she was going down unless she implicated the wealthier employers (in contradiction of several other witnesses).

  18. Bad guys ?! by Chaffar · · Score: 5, Interesting
    all they're doing is forcing the actual file sharers further underground where they're harder to find, which leads to the next round of lawsuits hitting an even lower ratio of bad guys to innocent people

    And who exactly would those "bad guys" be? Hmmm? You don't see them breaking the law and using mafia-style racketeering techniques to win cases...

    Remember, this is a war of rights... civil disobedience is a way of showing your discontentment with a law. Some take it to extremes, some are just casual downloaders, but WE are not the bad guys.

    P.S: I know that the guy who wrote the article didn't mean what I'm trying to infer from what he said, but these "slips of tongue" can be significant and "used against" the involved party, because it does mean that of all the people sued for downloading copyrighted materials, SOME were "bad guys", which IMHO isn't true...

    1. Re:Bad guys ?! by EvanED · · Score: 2, Informative

      And who exactly would those "bad guys" be? Hmmm? You don't see them breaking the law and using mafia-style racketeering techniques to win cases...

      And cops and prosecutors often present questionable evidence, lie about how it was obtained to keep it in, etc. in order to get a conviction. That's certainly wrong. But does that mean that most of the people they're trying to get a conviction against isn't a 'bad guy'?

      Just 'cause one side is in the wrong doesn't mean that the other side is in the clear.

      it does mean that of all the people sued for downloading copyrighted materials, SOME were "bad guys", which IMHO isn't true...

      And, unless the RIAA has a 0% hit rate of offenders (probably almost impossible), the author (and I, to a large extent) disagrees with you. There's no slip of the tongue.

    2. Re:Bad guys ?! by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      It's not civil disobedience until your arrest is on the evening news. Until then, it's just a violation of the law and doesn't solve anything.

    3. Re:Bad guys ?! by Khyber · · Score: 0

      SOME were "bad guys", which IMHO isn't true...

      Yea, that's why I see people runnign around fast food joints in the gheto selling bootleg mix albums off of MP3's they ripped from the net.. Yea, they're not bad guys. I'm just as much against the BS that gets spewed nowdays, but your BS is intolerable. At best, I'd wager 96% download and are not bad guys, but those other potential 4% are downloading so they can make their own profit without having the **AA getting in their way.

      I'm sure a few other ./ people here can testify to witnessing this at least once, even if it's one of their own friends.

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    4. Re:Bad guys ?! by geekoid · · Score: 1



      ah, the old "well they must be guilty of SOMETHING" tact, well done.

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    5. Re:Bad guys ?! by EvanED · · Score: 1

      ah, the old "straw man" tact, well done.

      Replace "SOMETHING" with "copyright infringement" and you're set. You've got to admit that probably most people they file against -- or their children -- are guilty of this. As sucky as their techniques are, they aren't just picking up a phone book, throwing it up in the air, and seeing what page it opens to when it lands.

      And it's my contention -- and I infer from the article its author's too -- that in most (read: almost all) circumstances copyright infringement IS wrong.

      (If you're referring to the first part, most people who are brought to trial are guilty of what they are charged with, or something similar. Even defense attorneys will tell you that.)

    6. Re:Bad guys ?! by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Two wrongs don't make a right either, and those on the side of "good" had DAMN well better not lie to get a "bad guy" behind bars no matter how bad they are, or they're not on the side of good, PERIOD.

    7. Re:Bad guys ?! by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with you.

      However, the OP was objecting to calling the bad guys such, apparently because the RIAA was worse. (It also sounds like he doesn't agree that copyright infringement is wrong, but my reading is that he objects to that phrasing mostly because the 'bad guys' term applies better to the RIAA.) I'm saying it doesn't matter if the RIAA is lying and cheating to make their case; if the person in the defendant's chair pirated music, than I think that they are a 'bad guy'. Others may disagree, but not for the reasons expressed.

    8. Re:Bad guys ?! by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      And it's my contention ... that in most (read: almost all) circumstances copyright infringement IS wrong.

      This is where you make a big assumption that many people no longer agree with. A lot of people now think that copyright, as it stands now, is not working right and therefore infringing it is not necessarily wrong.

      This is not my opinion, but you seem to misunderstand the level the debate has moved to.

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    9. Re:Bad guys ?! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      And it's my contention -- and I infer from the article its author's too -- that in most (read: almost all) circumstances copyright infringement IS wrong.

      Thirty years ago I would've agreed with you. However, current copyright law far exceeds any remotely rational interpretation of the need for copyright, expressed right there in your very own Constitution.

      Any law - any law at all - that exceeds the purpose as writ exceeds Constitutional authority. Which I do believe began several decades ago, and has escalated dramatically in recent years.

      Max

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    10. Re:Bad guys ?! by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "Remember, this is a war of rights... civil disobedience is a way of showing your discontentment with a law."

      No, you just want some free tunes, and you enjoy downloading music and sharing it with others so they don't have to pay for it, either. There's nothing wrong with (and I mean this in a nice way) being a cheapskate, or wanting to save a buck or two. No need to compare your actions to those of Emmett Till, Lamar Smith, Rosa Parks et al.

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    11. Re:Bad guys ?! by jc42 · · Score: 1

      How about if we describe it as fighting for the rights of children and (dead) grannies?

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  19. Stop consuming RIAA product! by ShibaInu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since the RIAA is clearly an evil organization, I suggest that everyone stop purchasing music. And, stop downloading it as well.

    Think about it, if no one even "illegally" downloaded music, the RIAA would go away in a big hurry. What would be worse for them, piracy or no one on earth giving a shit what they did?

    1. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by c0n0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yeah, let's become a nation without music, that is doubleplusgood All we need is the telescreen ;)

    2. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have no existing music now?

    3. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are many sources of music not associated with Riaa.

      I suggest you check out magnatune.com as a start.

      Another great place with riaa associated music that irritates Riaa is allofmp3.com.

      But you're right- most music that is ethically* under copyright DOES suck.

      * I draw the line at the new "forever" copyright laws they are buyi. er.. getting passed.

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    4. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by ShibaInu · · Score: 1

      Yes, I should have made it more clear that I meant RIAA associated music. Boycott any and all RIAA stuff and we will make them irrelevant.

    5. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >So you have no existing music now?

      I have a piano. Most of my peers spend more time making their own music than they do listening to music recorded by others.

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    6. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by MP3Chuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right, because only RIAA members make music...

    7. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Or if you have to purchase it, go to a used CD store.
      The RIAA can't get paid twice for the same item.
      As long as you don't need bleeding-edge pop music, everything will work out. Go get some Nirvana.

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    8. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Since the RIAA is clearly an evil organization, I suggest that everyone stop purchasing music

      Dear Congressman,

      It has come to our attention (and hopefully yours) that our profits have dropped immensely this past year. Since it is inconceivable that people would deliberately not purchase our product, it is obviously due to those Evil Content Pirates(tm). We would like you to introduce even more draconian laws to protect our profits^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hartists. Please find enclosed a "campaign contribution" for ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

      Thank you,

      The RIAA

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    9. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, his post said:

      Since the RIAA is clearly an evil organization, I suggest that everyone stop purchasing music [...]

      It wasn't until 42 minutes later when he posted again saying he meant 'stop purchasing music from the RIAA', and in reply to another post.

      By reading his post someone *could* think he meant to advise to stop purchasing from *any* source, and if you read my post, you will notice that at the end of the line there is a beautifully crafted ASCII wink. Put those two together, google for "Orwell", and you have a joke. :)

      Let us know if you need further clarification.

    10. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hm, stop... illegally... downloading... music... you know, I think you may be onto something there!

      So what you're saying, is we should stop violating copyright laws, and the RIAA will stop suing people for violating these laws? I really think you're onto something, man. Good job.

      (I almost wish I had a /. account so I could see exactly how low karma could get.)

      Oh, and yea, vote with your dollars, for sure! Always a good principle. RIAA member or no.

    11. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Kasis · · Score: 1

      They're already doing that.

      Many countries have an invisible 'piracy' tax on blank discs, which goes straight to the entertainment industries. It's not optional, and I've never heard of anybody successfully avoiding it or getting a rebate. The whole thing is ridiculous and I have no idea which crooked politicians sneaked that one through.

      http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=piracy+tax+ on+blank+cd+&btnG=Search&meta=

    12. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Compared to the crap RIAA spews out, I'd say that's actually the better alternative.

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    13. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that the music you are playing form isn't copyright by an RIAA member? I suggest you check again. Folk music has been killed by copyright legislation. It's not quite dead yet, but it's definitely moribund.

      The only alternative is that you are a composer, who only plays his own music, and that of his peers, none of whom work for an RIAA company. I consider that quite unlikely.

      P.S.: To bring this home, check on the copyrights in a "Joan Baez Songbook". Every one of those songs was a folk song before she (Vanguard records) copyrighted it.

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    14. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Please, no more college-boy "everything popular is shit" vomit. I've just about had it with self-righteous little pricks who rant on and on (and on and on...) about how any music produced under the aegis of the RIAA is "crap".

      The RIAA is evil, true. The music is like any other: a matter of taste. Try to fathom that one, and then move on to the notion that perhaps YOUR judgement in the matter of taste isn't any more important than any other swinging dick in the world.

      Max

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    15. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Stalky · · Score: 1

      "P.S.: To bring this home, check on the copyrights in a "Joan Baez Songbook". Every one of those songs was a folk song before she (Vanguard records) copyrighted it."

      A published edition of public domain material does not carry the same copyright restrictions that pertain to original material. Copying an original arrangement is indeed a violation, as is copying the information from the book directly. Performing the traditional lyrics to the traditional tune is not, nor is selling a recording of my performance, nor is selling my own original transcription.

      Or do you believe that the fact that "Tom Sawyer" is still in print means that Project Gutenberg (and, for that matter, all but one of the for-profit publishers) is in violation of the copyright of an in-print edition? There's no difference.

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    16. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Ah, but how do you know what the original looked like? What changes did she make?

      When a particular version dominates the market it most completely replaces those that were originally most similar to it. Where now does one find a copy of "The Great Silkie" that one can prove isn't a derivative work of the Joan Baez version? (I've got an old copy of "Sing Out", but where that's currently in print?)

      Courts have been extremely peculiar about the way that they interpret music copyrights, so don't be certain that just because you composed it yourself that you are safe. You had better have documented evidence that this music can be traced to "traditional" sources, otherwise even just a few bars can be enough to convict you of copyright violation. (I'm told that John Lennon had a few experiences with this...his original compositions were deemed sufficiently similar to those owned by some studio that he was found in violation. And that was decades ago, when the laws were less vicious, and HE could afford fancy lawyers to fight the case.)

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    17. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are willing to pay, www.emusic.com is a great music downloading place. Cheap and only independent labels.

    18. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the GP thinks that studio written rap, studio written boy bands, and studio written pop sucks? The best music out there really tends to be not RIAA member published, and not because of some magical RIAA-sucks property, but because the musicians actually wrote the music.

      The studios are perfectly willing to sign something exactly the same as what they already have, but rarely do they sign something new and interesting. Look at crap like J-Lo, Brittany Spears, etc, or the trite boy-band bilge that goes for music, or the ridiculous rap bullshit that MTV constantly plays. None of it is original, and most of it isn't even written by the bands.

      Also, it's no "college boy" attitude. It's a more common statement from older people, and from people, in general, that have experienced music as art.

      Perhaps you should consider that other people have their own opinions yourself? Perhaps you could even consider that a whole lot of them think the RIAA member cookie-cutter stuff really does suck? Or perhaps you would like to debate whether any of their crap fits with music theory, or whether it counts as music at all? After all, what else is a band with no composer, no song writer, and nobody playing an instrument?

    19. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The best music out there really tends to be not RIAA member published

      That's precisely my point. You aren't the arbiter of what "the best music" is. It's purely a matter of taste, nothing more.

      It's a more common statement from older people, and from people, in general, that have experienced music as art.

      No, it's common of assholes who think they get to determine by fiat what's great and what sucks. Art is in the eye (or ear) of the beholder, and you don't get any more of a vote than anyone else.

      Perhaps you should consider that other people have their own opinions yourself?

      Geez, Sherlock, that's exactly what I said - along with making the point that YOUR opinion on the topic is no more noteworthy than that of any other person on this Earth. Try to keep that in mind.

      Max

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    20. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Rune69 · · Score: 1

      yeah, let's become a nation without music, that is doubleplusgood All we need is the telescreen ;)

      We would only be a nation without music if everyone throws away the music they already own, which is stupid.

      What is with this constant need to buy buy buy? Is it so horrible to enjoy the music you already own? If so, why did you buy it in the first place?

      I find it easy to boycott the RIAA, as I own a large collection of music that I still enjoy. I don't need to get the new 50 cent single, "I just Shit a Golden Turd", and neither do you. For fuck's sake, have a little self control - or are we all just mass-consuming robots now, incapable of any self control?

      Ooh, , what a /. staple. Next time you should try reading the book. The people were forced to buy things like gin, enforced consumerism, which 1) has nothing to do with boycotting, and 2) is most likely what these media cartels would love to have.

      the parent was modded Insightful...*sadly shakes head*
      ignorance is strength

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    21. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We would only be a nation without music if everyone throws away the music they already own, which is stupid.

      You should read this comment. It was a joke that you obviously didn't get.

      It's even more stupid to think that if we throw the music we own we'd end up with no music at all. That's the shallowest most retarded thing ever. People can still sing, birds can still sing, there are still music instruments that omfg guess what: they are used to create music. Or the only music that exists is the one you buy?

      What is with this constant need to buy buy buy? Is it so horrible to enjoy the music you already own? If so, why did you buy it in the first place?

      According to you it's a need, but for some it's a CHOICE. I do whatever I want, and I don't want to punish myself not buying what I want because a bunch of kids who are after the tabloids accept to be exploited by the RIAA. The RIAA has shitty contracts that exploits them, and they accept them. Then the music is released, if you don't want to buy it, you just don't. If you want to buy it, go ahead. I hate stupid morons who spend time thinking that 'the music industry' should be boycotted, instead of using that very same time for thinking things like the patriot act should be boycotted.

      ignorance is strength

      If there was a more pathetic way of ending a post, congratulations: you found it. Ending the music by throwing away records you own? omg how retarded.
      Reading a book doesn't entitle you to quote randomly something if you don't even get a joke.

    22. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the RIAA is clearly an evil organization, I suggest that everyone stop purchasing music. And, stop downloading it as well.

      Great idea - but they'll just buy a law that adds
      10% to your income tax bill to support the RIAA's cocaine habits.

    23. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by aaronl · · Score: 1

      The reason that people get uppity about RIAA released stuff as being crap isn't unfounded, you know. You get thirty bands that are all doing the same type of lyrics, with the same type of music, and they all use synthesized beats and lyrics written by the studio. They aren't artists, and that is precisely what makes them crap. They don't care about what they're doing in the slightest, past thinking that they'll get rich off it.

      If you want to talk about older music RIAA members have published, then you will find a lot of good music by real artists. You'll find the occasional gem in their current releases, too. In the stuff they release that becomes advertised, radio played, and hyped up in stores and on MTV, you don't find this, though. There is no feeling or innovation or real character to this music.

      Also, like I'd said before, RIAA members do publish new acts that are good, but most of the new stuff that they publish is not. Notice I never said that *everything* they publish crap, nor did I go merely on vacuous opinion. There are real reasons why these acts aren't good music.

      I happen to think stuff like Johnny Cash or Tina Turner is good music; I don't really like their music, mind you, but it's good music. They wrote their own songs, lyrics and all. There's meaning and feeling to their music. This is opposite of much of your RIAA-members stuff.

      This is aside from the absolute disgustingness of what passes for people in these new bands. You get the stupidity of the rappers, with their gang wars, backward ways of brutality, and the driving need to kill each other off. There could be the high profile singer, that will disappear in a few years when the next plastic diva shows up. They have issues with sleeping with everyone around them, massive amount of drugs, and again, total stupidity. How about the boy bands, with the vapid personalities, lack of intelligence, and selling their bodies to the media. Then you get them pushing lyrics that would disgust half their audience, if you could understand them, of if the average person would pay attention to what their singing along with.

      IOW, fine, enjoy your cookie-cutter bands. Just don't call much of that stuff good *music* until they manage to actually start playing music, or at least writing their own content.

    24. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by hausrath · · Score: 1

      So...Where are we supposed to get our Britney Spears fix from then?

      But seriously, as much as I hate to admit it, even with the big bad RIAA and the big bad Labels backing it up, a lot of good music is still made. What do you suggest we do? Stop consuming music entirely? I think not, and the RIAA knows this. There will always be a demand for their product, and they will do what they can to squeeze as much money as they can out of the consumers' hands.

      If we all stopped "illegally" downloading music, as you say, the RIAA would just be vindicated that all their lawsuits (poorly or well evidenced, extorted or non-extorted, and bullied or non-bulled; it really doesn't matter) had had their desired effect.

      The thing is: Even if we did stop downloading and buying music, would they really go away? I highly doubt it. There will always be a demand for music and they know they have full control of the legal methods we have to get it.

    25. Re:Stop consuming RIAA product! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Are you implying that the music you are playing form isn't copyright by an RIAA member?"

      I'm stating it outright. My music is original, and I'm certainly not an RIAA member.

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      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  20. Toss-up for best story of the year by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    It's really hard to decide if this, or Sony's RootKit DRM fiasco, is the best So take that story of the year -- but both are certainly at the top of my list.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  21. This sounds like a job for.... by glomph · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1. Re:This sounds like a job for.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can Napolean Dynamite's Uncle Rico do? Besides, I think he went back to 1982

    2. Re:This sounds like a job for.... by punkin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ... Suave!

    3. Re:This sounds like a job for.... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      RICO

      ... SUAVE,

    4. Re:This sounds like a job for.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Now now, this is the Twenty-First Century now. The catch-all law for all things considered Bad is now the USA PATRIOT Act. After all, the Justice Department keeps on telling state and local law enforcement about how it can be used against drug dealers and the like.

  22. Re:Good - Oh Gee, Maybe Here??? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny
    'd love to see someone make a website with info on the lawyers who represent them.

    Oh, gee, could you be looking for this?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  23. Isn't this behaviour approved by the ABA? by ishmalius · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I thought that this type of experience was required to pass the Bar exam.

    1. Re:Isn't this behaviour approved by the ABA? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Man I feel sory for you ishmalius. I think you may have pissed off somebody with mod points or something.

      To think, a sarcastic comment that backhands lawyers gets modded as a troll. What is the world coming to?

      THE IRONY!

      I will tell you a little story to make you feel better.

      I sold BMW automobiles at one time. I was negotiating with a criminal defense lawyer over a rather expensive 7 series. He requested a small favor in order to consumate the transaction, amounting to aroud $100. I assured him that we would take care of that. He looks at me, turns a bit surly and implies that I am lying to him about this. I reassure him. He then says the most astounding thing I have ever heard from a customer:

      "Why should I believe you? You car salesmen don't have the best reputation, you know!"

      This guy makes a living getting rapists, murders, and drug dealers back on the street and he had the audacity to impugn my character. I had to explain the pot and the kettle's coloring to him. The poor guy was serious! He couldnt figure out why I was chortling uncontrollably.

      Anyways, it was funny at the time. My condolences on your harsh treatment from the mods and for your karma. Who knew we had so many lawyer lovers on /.?

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
  24. 15 year old witness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The fact that RIAA is willing to bring a 15 year old witness into the case at all shows how low they are going. What was she expected to tell the jury?

  25. The difference between a lawyer and a sperm cell? by mmell · · Score: 4, Funny

    The sperm cell has a one in ten-million chance of eventually becoming a human being!

  26. Re:Good - Oh , you meant THEIR (RIAA) Lawyers by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    I'd love to see someone make a website with info on the lawyers who represent them.

    Oh, gee, could you be looking for this?

    Oh, you meant their (RIAA's) lawyers. I thought you wanted info on how the Good Guys were waging the Good Fight, showing how the bad lawyers can't even allege an actual crime (althought the judges keep letting them come back and try yet again).

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  27. Not perjury. by mmell · · Score: 2, Informative
    Suborning perjury. There's a difference.

    Just don't ask me what the difference is - they both sound like "lieing" to me.

    1. Re:Not perjury. by EvanED · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is that if you commit perjury, you lie under oath. Lawyers are never under oath (unless not in their capacity as lawyer) so cannot commit perjury. (Maybe for opening or closing statements; I'm not sure what happens if they say something then. But most definitely NOT in an off-the-books meeting.)

      Suborning perjury is if you either make or let someone lie. For instance, if a lawyer knows that if they call a witness that witness will lie, in my understanding they cannot call that witness, or at least can't ask about what they will lie about. Otherwise they are suborning perjury.

      It seems that in this case the lawyers didn't even do that; my impression is that the girl never reached the witness stand. (If she did, then it would be suborning perjury.) Even assuming the girl is telling the truth, I don't know there's a crime here. It's certainly an ethical violation worthy of getting disbarred, but no tort and no crime.

      IANAL

    2. Re:Not perjury. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      however, could the 15 year old girl have been committing perjury in the first place?
      Surely, as a minor, she wouldn't be able to take an oath to tell the truth and was therefore not under any legal obligation not to lie (of course, if it turns out that she did then all her evidence would have to be thrown out...)
      Therefore, is the lawyer Subourning perjury, since the perjury couldn't have happened in the first place?

    3. Re:Not perjury. by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative
      Ms. Granado went on to testify that Mr. Krichbaum had urged her to provide false and inaccurate testimony with regard to the entire portion of her original testimony implicating the Nelsons
      my impression is that the girl never reached the witness stand
      Original Testimony. She had already made false statements to the court.
      I don't know there's a crime here
      Try contributing-to-the-delinquency-of-a-minor. That's a (4th degree) felony charge right there. I also thought suborning purjory was a felony charge too. Nobody likes witness tampering.

      This lawyer is fucked. His first obligation is not to his client, but to the legal process. I see disbarment in his future.
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      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    4. Re:Not perjury. by quizzicus · · Score: 1

      Suborning perjury. There's a difference. Just don't ask me what the difference is - they both sound like "lieing" to me. Ow, my eyes.

    5. Re:Not perjury. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she was told to lie while under oath it doesn't matter if it was while she was in the courtroom. If she lied under oath during, say a deposition, it's still perjury.

  28. You may be interested into.. by elpapacito · · Score: 5, Informative

    learning which companies do support RIAA. Let them know what is RIAA doing so that they can do some image-issues calculus.

  29. Re:Bad guys ?! Civil Disobedience, yes! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny
    Remember, this is a war of rights... civil disobedience is a way of showing your discontentment with a law.

    Civil disobedience. I like that thought. File downloading and sharing as protest. Protected First Amendment speech. Bring on the ACLU!

    Wouldn't that be a W00t!

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  30. All your dreams come true. by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It would nice to see an RIAA lawyer disbarred and jailed. I seriously doubt it would happen

    Why not? Do you think an industry that screws it's clients and treats it's customers like criminals would care about their lawyers? If one of them gets caught, the people who ordered, "win any way you can," will be the first to repudiate them, "Bad buzz Bob. You know how it goes, you're fired."

    I'm not sure I buy an industry lawyer telling a 15 year old girl he wouldn't have a case unless she lied.

    Why not? They don't have any evidence to begin with, what makes you think they won't create the details by threats? The fine article said he threatened the witness with all the costs of the case and that the costs would get greater unless she burnt her friend and capped the friends losses at $4,000. If you can believe a 15 year old girl was talking to the RIAA thug without a lawyer, you had better believe the thug had his way with her.

    The results are what you see, the case is shit and has blown up in their face. Obviously, the thug has screwed up.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:All your dreams come true. by Rebelgecko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you think an industry that screws it's clients and treats it's customers like criminals would care about their lawyers?
      The first industry I thought of was I read that sentence was prostitution.

      --
      CATS/Diebold '08- All your vote are belong to us!
    2. Re:All your dreams come true. by AoT · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but I bet prostitutes treat their lawyers better, much, much better;)

    3. Re:All your dreams come true. by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Without their lawyers, what do they have? Certainly not a good product.

    4. Re:All your dreams come true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a general rule, lawyers are never disbarred, no matter how egregious the offense. When they are, they are usually re-admitted to the state bar within a few years. The only way a lawyer serves jail time for suborning perjury in a civil case is if the case involves millions of dollars or the loss of human life, and even then it's as rare as hen's teeth.

      Judges are unwilling to convict lawyers of technical offenses (and in this kind of case defendants always waive their right to a jury trial). Prosecutors are unwilling to even bring charges, partly because of the low conviction rates.

      Remember, the legislators and administrators writing the laws are lawyers. The judges administering the laws are lawyers. The prosecutors enforcing the law are lawyers. Welcome to government of, by, and for the lawyers. What kind of idiot lawyer sends another lawyer to jail in a situation like that? Just causes trouble for everybody.

    5. Re:All your dreams come true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is a lawyer near my hometown who faked his own death, collected the life insurance, kept the money and now is re-admitted to the bar and practicing law (wicked good divorce lawyer)

    6. Re:All your dreams come true. by HD+Webdev · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a general rule, lawyers are never disbarred, no matter how egregious the offense. When they are, they are usually re-admitted to the state bar within a few years. The only way a lawyer serves jail time for suborning perjury in a civil case is if the case involves millions of dollars or the loss of human life, and even then it's as rare as hen's teeth.

      When it does happen, it's pretty sweet justice.

      Case in point, the two attorneys working with Al Sharpton on the Tawana Brawley hoax were soon disbarred.

      --
      This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
    7. Re:All your dreams come true. by MACC · · Score: 1

      They call their lawyers pimps ;-)
      which better fits the method
      of operation.

    8. Re:All your dreams come true. by aj1 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to government of, by, and for the lawyers.
       
      You forgot one thing: the corporations pay for the lawyers; thus it is not the government of the lawyers, but the government of, by, and for the corporation.

  31. Re:Wow - bad witness, equally bad spelling by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Don't get me wrong, I hate the RIAA as much as the next geek.. but seriously people, the girls probaly lieing.

    If she is lieing[sic], which side is she lieing[sic] for? If she's lieing[sic], then the RIAA has no witnesses to the "crime" -- and no case! Isn't that the whole point of this filing?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  32. So where's the problem? by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Interesting


    But my client, Mr RIAA Lawyer, never explicitly said that she must say that. He mearly said that it would be benifical to his case which was non-existant based on the facts. Any culpability must rest with the one who actually commits the perjury. My other client, the RIAA, will immediately be filing a counter-counter suit against this female for dragging the RIAA's already tarnished name through the mud (again).
    <Lawyer hat off>

    1. Re:So where's the problem? by taustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except the 15 year old made it quite clear that the lawyer solicited testimony he knew to be untrue. That's suborning perjury, generally a felony and always, always grounds for disbarrment.

    2. Re:So where's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 15 year old is admitting to lying, how can we be sure she's not lying now?

    3. Re:So where's the problem? by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      I hope that's meant as humour because I don't think I've ever seen so many fallacies in such a small handful of words.

      Maybe you'd like to try to spot some of them:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_fallacy

      --
      No, your children are not the special ones. Nor are your pets.
    4. Re:So where's the problem? by douglaid · · Score: 1

      As a lawyer, I noticed that the witness is saying that her ORIGINAL story was false, and she was told to stick to it. It is perfectly standard to get the witness's statement as soon as possible. People "remember" details that never happened. In reality, they are unconsciously saying: "It must have happened this way." The decision to send the case to Court was probably made on reading her original statement. I wonder when she changed her story? Probably while the RIAA lawyer was running through her evidence with her on the morning of the hearing. But they should not have told her to commit perjury. I hope that the lawyers get what they deserve. An Aussie lawyer did something similar when he advised a tobacco company to destroy evidence. Doug.

  33. Hey, I'm curious . . . by mmell · · Score: 3, Insightful
    whaddya suppose all those sub-$100 machines that Mr. Negroponte wants to distribute in the third world will do to this? I mean, these people are absolutely suit proof (referring to their utter lack of things to take by due process). I can't believe it'll take 'em long to figure out how to use their new-found technologies (machines and a pipe to connect 'em) to do something else than visit the 4-H's website.

    What can the {MP|RI}AA take from some Sudanese farmer's kid for downloading the latest N'Stync single? For that matter, what court will exercise jurisdiction for this?

    Having said that, why do I have the creeping feeling that this is all going to end very badly?

    1. Re:Hey, I'm curious . . . by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Informative

      the obvious answer is to take their $100 laptop away. Then there's always imprisonment, maiming or execution for stealing in some parts of the world. What court would do it, why the kind you can buy for a little money in many third world shitholes.

    2. Re:Hey, I'm curious . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of the most thoughtful posts on this matter.

      The developed world is rapidly making technologies available to the remainder. Witness cell phone usage throughout Africa and Asia. This adaptation is happening with some commercial interests, but it seems to be supplying a true *need*.

      The availability of media (music, information, whatever) will also flow to the third world. And they will take advantage of the lowest cost (free) avenues possible. RIAA and other groups trying to make $s instead of cents will need to find a different way to stay alive.

      Unless the big governments (US and it's "coalition of the willing') physically block the flow of data on the Internet (and this is possible), the world will continue to be more interconnected and alive with the sound of music.

    3. Re:Hey, I'm curious . . . by hopopee · · Score: 1

      Just a thought.. Why on earth would a kid from Sudan listen to something as godawful as N'Sync or for that matter pretty much anything else that RIAA has published. I'm sure they would mostly distribute stuff that they already listen / watch to.

      Oh well, it may even be that America's culture has penetrated even the most remote parts of the world. Hooray for monoculturism ;)

    4. Re:Hey, I'm curious . . . by Devistater · · Score: 1

      Easy, the RIAA will buy out some lawmakers there and make it a criminal offense with 20 years in jail. Its much cheaper to buy them there than here. Plus I'm sure its cheaper to build jails too. Use prison labor and you'd have a self perpetuating system. Bribe some people to dress up as police (google for when the RIAA tried something like that in LA) and you can drag them in off the streets (or plains) in droves.

      If you look at that website that lists donations to senators, you will find entertainment industry (can you say RIAA/MPAA?) donate money to senators. There's one in particular I'm thinking of (google for who proposed that we should have a law allowing RIAA to hack computers, screw them up, format your hdd, and be immune from the law or lawsuits doing so) who used to be non hostile about this stuff (and actually was talking about how the industry was a bit harsh). After he got about $150,000 in donations over a year or two from the music industry, he changed to be very pro RIAA, and publically so.

      So if it only takes $150k to buy out one of our hundred USA senators (yeah I was amazed it was that low too), how much will it cost to buy out a whole 3rd world lawmaking chamber?

        Look at it this way, it would be CHEAPER for them to do something like that in a 3rd world country then the money they are spending for lawyers to file all those lawsuits in USA. And since they obviously are willing to spend that money here, why wouldn't they elsewhere? And if a USA senator can be bought for so cheap, how much more willing would a corrupt 3rd world country be willing to be bought and sold?

      They've done all this stuff in USA to some degree, so how much easier is it in a 3rd world country?

      Heck in USA, MPAA got a law passed a few months ago making it automatic 3 year jail sentnance if you so much as snap a cell phone camera snapshot of a movie in a theatre. And BTW, that same law says that theatre employees can detain and interrogate you now, and are immune from criminal charges, and civil lawsuits from doing so.

    5. Re:Hey, I'm curious . . . by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Will they block the flow in both directions? I can quite easily imagine local musicians of other countries putting their stuff on the internet for download without restrictions (well, P2P or bittorrent only, so no large server costs, but outside of that nothing).

      What they can hope to get out of it is PR, and perhaps job offers. And why should they bother to limit access, so long as they don't need to pay for each bit?

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    6. Re:Hey, I'm curious . . . by WoodieR · · Score: 1

      you talk as if the fscking incompetent morons in the United States of America had the faintest clue (citizens/elected/appointed officials)... not the citizens nor the ELITEst bastards that George Dubya Bush keeps calling his baseline ... he(George) and his kind are a group of known and convicted / suspected terrorists and criminals. Unfortunately, they need to leave the territory of the US to be properly arrested and indicted and most likely convicted for their crimes against humanity. Over here in the other real world, apparently it is IMPOSSIBLE to be taken off a so called list of possible criminals/terrorists (this list is created by terrorists to PERSECUTE humans and TORTURE humans), (and incidentally what does this list have to do with the rest of the world, and what makes the US the FSCKWADS of the universe? and who gave them authority over Canadian or other nationality citizens and WHY is the rest of the world making any attempts to KOWTOW to the COWARDS in Washington DC) ... so let us all submit the name of George Dubya Bushie to this list and the name and details of any elected representative in the US. if any new potential politicians show up, add their name to this list to show that they will NEVER FLY again ... with or without representation to ensure that said fsckwad can NEVER FLY or TRAVEL again. Please feel free to call the NSA and CIA and FBI daily with your suspicion that George et al is breaking many laws and commiting terrorist attacks and declaring war illegally against sovereign nations without prior approval from the congress or senate or some such United Nations or some other international body and association that has FREE WILL and free thought in the real worls, and does NOT FEAR REPRISAL from the FSCKWADS and / or against the US. such as The Constitution of The United States of America, the various first, third, fourth, fifth amendments etc ... and wondering why your congressmen are NOT IMPEACHing this fsckwad, incidentally what ever happened to the free trade agreement that the US REFUSES to acknowledge or accept? The FSCKWADS signed it, and AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL International trade bodies have found AGAINST the US but where is their compliance ???? convenience or arrogance? same thing? and you losers want what from the international community? wake up, and you actually may receive it - nah - that wouldn't happen ...

      --
      Question Authority before IT questions You ...
    7. Re:Hey, I'm curious . . . by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      What can the {MP|RI}AA take from some Sudanese farmer's kid for downloading the latest N'Stync single?

      With any luck the RIAA will realize that listening to the latest N'Sync album is punishment enough.

  34. RIAA's problem is not file-sharing by Theatetus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    RIAA's (along with several famous musicians') problem is that technology has rendered their way of doing business obsolete.

    Why does RIAA hate file-sharing? They're not stupid; they know the actual "loss" is nowhere near what they claim they lose (whether it's a loss at all is debateable). They aren't worried about losing customers: they are worried about losing musicians.

    Professional-quality audio production software can now be bought for a few thousand dollars. Peer-to-peer networks as well as other Internet protocols allow musicians to distribute music without a label. Anyone with the talent, time, and guts can market his or her music without the need for a label, and get people to go to his or her concerts which is where musicians make money anyways.

    A lot of my favorite bands don't have labels: they distribute their music through p2p, on the web, and through tape/CD/mp3 swapping. That's what keeps RIAA up at night: the idea that musicians (and then consumers) would see that RIAA doesn't actually serve any purpose. (A&R? Yeah, maybe if they actually did that... heck they outsource A&R to reality TV shows now...)

    I'm sure musicians who are addicted to album sales want to use the legal system to fix the world at the stage of early-90s technology -- I'm also sure horse stablers wanted to fix the world at the stage before the internal combustion engine. You don't have a "right" to make a living in any particular way, though you have a right to try.

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    1. Re:RIAA's problem is not file-sharing by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, professional quality recording equipment has been available at low cost for decades. Boston made their own recordings 30 years ago. Paul McCartney has been doing it even before them - though he invested a lot more money in his equipment and Les Paul even earlier.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    2. Re:RIAA's problem is not file-sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone with the talent, time, and guts can market his or her music without the need for a label, and get people to go to his or her concerts which is where musicians make money anyways.

      But then you've got Ticketmaster to deal with.

    3. Re:RIAA's problem is not file-sharing by charstar · · Score: 1

      The labels still have their place. It's the same place as real estate agents. They do work that the artist doesn't want to do as well as insulate them from the world at large from liabilty.

      Yes, you can record, mix, master, press, market, and ship an album. But most artists don't want to deal with these facets of music production. A musician is not a producer. A musician is not a marketeer. There is a lot of technical know-how involved in getting a song out of the brain and onto a CD rack in a store (physical location or iTunes) that most artists just don't posses.

      So, just like you can sell your own house, it's usually a better idea to delegate production to somebody else. The label's aren't going anywhere. The need for them is still very high. Unless of course you have the time and desire to learn the many different disciplines involved in music production.

    4. Re:RIAA's problem is not file-sharing by Nitewing98 · · Score: 1
      I'm sure musicians who are addicted to album sales want to use the legal system to fix the world at the stage of early-90s technology

      Eureka! That's it! The RIAA is trying to imprison all of us in the Matrix. And their lawyers are the Agents!!!!

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      Nitewing '98

      Everything works...in theory.

    5. Re:RIAA's problem is not file-sharing by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Equipment is not even an issue by todays standard. Anyone's PC/Mac can do the job.

  35. Hardly surprising... by wouterke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is hardly surprising, is it?

    We all knew the RIAA uses mob tactics to get what they want. This is just another proof...

    I'm actually surprised nobody's tried to sue them under the RICO act yet. I wouldn't be surprised if they'd win.

    1. Re:Hardly surprising... by digitac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tried and failed. RICO requires violence or the threat thereof. See here. Unless someone can catch one of their lawyers threatening physical violence to get someone to settle, RICO is out. ::Digitac

    2. Re:Hardly surprising... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Tried and failed. RICO requires violence or the threat thereof.

      An allegation was made that they had hired people to impersonate police officers. That carries a strong implication of a threat of violence, if it's true. (If it is not true, making such claims only weakens any legitimate grievance against the organization.)

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    3. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already being done... from the wikipedia article on RICO, I quote:

      "In 2005, Tanya Anderson of Oregon responded to a lawsuit on behalf of Atlantic Records by in turn suing them under the RICO laws. Her suit alleges that RIAA members, in this particular case Atlantic, engaged in illegal computer trespass, extortion, and unfair trade practices under Oregon state law."

  36. not suprising by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    This doesn't suprise me at all.. The music industry is a Filthy business.

    1. Re:not suprising by crusher-1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      The music industry is a Filthy business.
      Im forty five years old and have been a musician since I was 13. I have met and had several friends and colleagues that have had fairly lucrative careers with RIAA affiliates. But as of today those people have essentially retired. They made their money and got out. Why get out? Because those that one must deal with on a day to day basic on the music industry are some of the sleaziest and unethical people you may ever have the displeasure of meeting. Talk about needing to watch your back. And dont by any means ever ever sign anything without having a lawyer look at it - thats how they get the young ones with talent (and a lawyer that is not known by or worked for the RIAA affiliates if possible).

      This all has to do with monopoly and price fixing. They are looking at everything from patent law (was very briefly involved in preparing a definition of terms in the patent as pertains to todays IT environment and market - it nauseated me after a while and I dropped it). They cant figure out how to lock in/down the net market in the manner they have on the brick and morter side of things.

      One of their prevalent and most pervasive tactics has been via the courts and legislature. They are trying to pass laws and using the my lawyer is bigger than youre lawyer tactic on common citizens that may or may not be guilty of pirating. Thats not the issue. The issue is to control the market in the same/similar manner they have previously.

      They also run their organization in a similar manner that is observed in organized crime - that being many layers of fall guys to plow through before you get to the guys really calling the shots.

      What I do find surprising is that people may be surprised by this so-called revelation. From Payola to price-fixing to ripping off their own artisans with alarming regularity this is nothing new in the slightest. What is new is that fact that the RIAA and its affiliates see to be off their game to a fair degree. Its slipping away from them and their outmoded execs are still living with illusions of grandeur evoked from the time before digital.

      They want control of the market. They want to tell you what music you like and how much youre fork out for this. There was no real competition before the net and the digital area. Pair this with the advent of the fully functional digital studio and the plethora of Indy record labels spawning forth with a far more viable net market strategy than the RIAA has and one might get a sense as to what extent the RIAA is actually at odds with its own market.
  37. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure I buy an industry lawyer telling a 15 year old girl he wouldn't have a case unless she lied. If he had the power to coerce her, he'd say "just do it or else."

    I agree. This story doesn't pass the BS-test. The laywer wouldn't even need to coerce her. All he'd have to do is promise that if she'd "play ball" that she'd get to have a lunch with Britney and the girl would willingly lie on the stand.

    1. Re:I agree by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you buy the other side's lawyers getting her to lie? It's sort of one or the other.

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  38. Re:Wow - bad witness, equally bad spelling by torino08 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that the whole point of this filing?

    That's fieling.

  39. Re:Good - Oh Gee, Maybe Here??? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

    These are their attorneys: http://www.shb.com/ They're a products liability firm. Its claim to fame is its representation of big tobacco companies in cases brought by the widows and orphans of their lung cancer victims.

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  40. Sure! by mmell · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many can you afford?

  41. Re:Indeed by symbolic · · Score: 1


    This is the only solution that I believe will put an end to an era of abuse by an entrenched industry. If you don't buy what they produce, you're cutting the blood supply, so to speak. If you don't copy, you're completely severing their gonads, because they have absolutely NO GROUNDS on which to place culpability on anyone but themselves. Sometimes, the image in the mirror is rather repugnant.

    Let the come back, but with offers instead of threats.

  42. *evil grin* by torstenvl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it would be nice to slip in state legislation in as many states as possible that does a little death-by-a-thousand-cuts on corporations who do this kind of thing.

    Maybe by making it illegal for any party contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and all their members, agents, and partners, to sell their wares to minors or in stores accessible by minors.

    I imagine that you'd see everyone withdraw from the RIAA pretty quick. No music label wants their CDs to be available only in porn shops.

    1. Re:*evil grin* by ShinGouki · · Score: 1

      i'll stand in line behind this idea
      sounds like one of those creepy bits of legislation that could get passed quietly attached to some congressional bill on increasing the defense budget

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    2. Re:*evil grin* by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Let's call it the "Protect the Children Act"

      With a name like that, who could vote against it?

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      If I have nothing to hide, don't search me
    3. Re:*evil grin* by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Better yet, the "Think of the Children Act" >:->

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  43. That list is inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I hate to be the one to break the news, but that list is inaccurate. I know for a fact that Fat Wreck Chords is *NOT*, and has never been, a member of the RIAA. In fact, they had to fight for over a year to get the RIAA to stop claiming that they were a member. It looks like the RIAA has gone back to their old ways, though.

    Simply put, the RIAA will list every single label it can find, and add them to a master list. Why? So that it appears that they have more backing than they really do.

    1. Re:That list is inaccurate by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's right. Fat Wreck Chords may not be thrilled if you copy every CD they have without buying it, and I'm sure Fat Mike would call you a dick and spit on you or something, but that's pretty much as far as it would go. What does suing someone do for you? Not a whole lot but make you look like a money hungry bastard. Spitting on someone makes you look unclean and unprofessional, and let's face it, that's what "punk" is supposed to be about.

    2. Re:That list is inaccurate by xxltjx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same with Epitaph Records.

    3. Re:That list is inaccurate by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like those folks in Chicago who voted for Kennedy.

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    4. Re:That list is inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the mormons adding the dead to their membership lists just to bolster numbers.

      That's nothing, where i live the dead collect benefits (social security etc) have meals delivered to their homes, and can even VOTE republican (along party lines, of course) not bad for someone who's been dead for 3 years.

    5. Re:That list is inaccurate by metricmusic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's their say on that from 2000:


        Date: Thu, 03 Aug 2000 14:14:23 -0700
      From: Fat Wreck Chords mailbag@fatwreck.com
      To: Adam Fogler afogler@---.---.edu
      Subject: Re: Fat Wreck Chords a member of the RIAA? Say it ain't so!

      Adam,
      We our not part of the RIAA. We are a label that uses RED (though not exclusively) as a distributor, hence maybe that is why our name appears on the list. Still we've never signed anything with the RIAA. That being said, FAT WRECK CHORDS does believe in copyright and is against piracy.

      Now on a side note, I hope you are running your computer on LINUX or some other open source software?

      floyd


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    6. Re:That list is inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wretched loser who modded down the above post lives in the great state of Delusion.

    7. Re:That list is inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure accuracy-wise, but the RIAA Radar (http://www.magnetbox.com/riaa/tree.asp) list is what I go by.

    8. Re:That list is inaccurate by cffrost · · Score: 1


      "...the RIAA will list every single label it can find, and add them to a master list. Why? So that it appears that they have more backing than they really do."

      So let me get this straight. You're saying these record compaines are in the Coalition of the Willing, only they're making a killing suing customers? I think I've got that at least. But wait, isn't RIAA a Coalition splinter group?

      Now, I know Sony's in the Axis of Evil, at war with the P2P rebel alliance... What are the other two compaines Bush said are in the Axis of Evil? BMG and...? I think it was some label that was torturing downloads at Camp Blu-Ray or something.

      Know what, nevermind. This is waaay too confusing. Just let me know when the DHS alert level is back down to "Blue/Guarded" so I can quit buying these shitty CDs and start using eMule again.

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      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
    9. Re:That list is inaccurate by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean it wasn't flame-bait.

      Really. Can't you AC's distinguish disagreeing with grenade-tossing. This is why I find /. the worst place for politics discussion. So many people here think political discussion is the same thing as name-calling, ad hominem attacks and generally being an ass.

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  44. Re:The difference between a lawyer and a sperm cel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not on slashdot.

    Here it's one in 100 billion....

  45. RIAA - Get read for that slap on the wrist. n/t by danielk1982 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no text.

  46. The difference between a lawyer and a catfish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a fish.

  47. Civil disobedience? Hardly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Remember, this is a war of rights... civil disobedience is a way of showing your discontentment with a law. Some take it to extremes, some are just casual downloaders, but WE are not the bad guys."

    Um...yes you are one of the bad guys, along with the RIAA et al (and yes, people on both sides of the fence can be considered "bad"). Civil disobedience? Oh please! You're committing copyright infringement, that's not civil disobedience, that's copying something that you have no permission to copy! Try getting out on the streets and making a real protest against these big bad laws you disagree with. If you have a point other people will join you.

    Don't bandy around the term "civil disobedience" to make yourself feel better about doing something illegal and being too lazy to show the powers that be that you don't like the fact that it *is* illegal.

  48. This is a surprise? by HangingChad · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Well, this is isn't that much worse than some of the things they've done before. This isn't about winning cases, it's about intimidating people. RIAA has in the past employed people to pretend to be police officers to "raid" flea market booths. Suing grandparents and single moms is all in a day's work. So you're *shocked* they would coach and intimidate a 15 year old? Get real. They'll do worse than that and they'll keep it up until the FBI raids their offices and hauls away the top execs. But since most of the top people at RIAA are Republican, you can forget about that happening, just like you can forget about that criminal Bush being impeached.

    Our history is littered with over-reaching corporations. This is just an over-reaching corporate organization designed to shield their member companies from liability. So if RIAA ever does go too far Sony-BMG can put on their best corporate innocent look and say they never authorized THAT.

    But as long as Republicans run our government, this is going to be how you're going to be treated by corporate Amerika. While both parties may be corrupt to a greater or lesser degree, Republicans have taken a giant step towards fascism. Governmeny by big business, for big business. Anyone care to argue that's not the defacto situation we have now?

    Republicans are corrupt to the core and no one who calls themselves a Christian can continue to support them with a clean conscience. Not that they didn't have to kid themselves before, but now they do it knowingly.

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    1. Re:This is a surprise? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "RIAA has in the past employed people to pretend to be police officers to "raid" flea market booths."

      A felony that can get you 20 years! And if an organization establishes this as a policy, RICO statutes can put the people who knew, or *should have known* in prison for life. Since the PATRIOT Act, surely impersonating a police officer anywhere has even more serious consequences than before!

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    2. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, the world was completely different when Bill Clinton was running things...

      Currupt/evil people do currupt/evil things regardless of who's in power.

      Now I don't think any of it is related, but one could argue that with all the corporate curruption of the 90's (Enron, WorldCom, Adelphia, Tyco), no one started getting caught until the Republicans took over.

      In your face!

    3. Re:This is a surprise? by Yaa+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean like MS?

    4. Re:This is a surprise? by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 0

      Such venom! Such hatred! Are you one of the democrats that Howard Dean appeals to? I'm trying to imagine you reading the news (being one of the three things you claim to be good at in your sig):

      Newspaper: 3 die in local fire
      You: Bush must have ordered CIA operatives to set that fire.

      Newspaper: Auto accidents up from last year
      You: It's Bush, he's been feeding auto workers to his army of the undead.

      Newspaper: Earthquake in Bangladesh kills 500
      You: Rumsfeld obviously had an enemy in Bhutan, too bad Bush is such a lousy aim with his earthquake ray

      Newspaper: Meteor shower dazzles Southern sky
      You: Probably the bodies of Al Qaeda operatives being tortured by atmospheric burns. The UN would never look for an interrogation camp in orbit!

      Newspaper: Donny Osmond to tour Australia
      You: Well, this is just proof that Bush is willing to make war with anyone. Why else would he allow Donny to go?

      Newspaper: Dean snaps, HangingChad nominated
      You: IT'S BUSH'S FAULT! IT MUST BE!!! ARRRRGGHHHH!! *head spins around*

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    5. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now the only ones left to catch are the Republicans...

  49. The RIAA's problem is Robert Heinlein by pUr3d0xYk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You have a right to try, but not to sue people for getting in your way. To quote a wise old fool:

    "There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years , the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back, [for their private benefit]." --Robert Heinlein, in the short story "Life-Line".

    I took a class at Harvard (online) last year, taught by the man heading up the Berkeley Center for Internet & Law (one *very* intelligent J. Palfrey), and he made this point so GLARINGLY clear that you wanted to give him standing ovations.

    There are several viable alternate business-models to the RIAA's, now that we no longer need their trucks to deliver CDs to Wal-Marts around the country. All of them would be far better for musicians AND consumers than lining the slimy pockets of a handful of wretched assholes up top of a crumbling pyramid...the trick now is to make the public, and especially the musicians, aware of them.

    -K*

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    "If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Prof. Irwin Corey
    1. Re:The RIAA's problem is Robert Heinlein by phita23 · · Score: 0

      It's actually called the Berkman Center for Internet & Law http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/home/

    2. Re:The RIAA's problem is Robert Heinlein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is actually *actually* called the Berkman Center for Internet & Society at Harvard Law School, and Prof. John Palfrey is a Clinical Professor of Law at HLS as well as the Berkman Center's Executive Director. Everything else about the parent, though, is spot-on. /works there

    3. Re:The RIAA's problem is Robert Heinlein by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      "You have a right to try, but not to sue people for getting in your way."

      Actually you have a right to sue for anything stupid thing you can think of. I have, and should have, the right to sue you for the comment above. This is pretty much 1'st amendment stuff, speech through the courts.

      However, that is a far cry from winning and having no consequences for my actions. Fines for stupid lawsuits, counter suits for harrasment, and other things are also allowed to be sued for. And in instances like the one in the original article probably winnable.

      The RIAA is gaming the system, because of the difficulty in getting reimbursed for defending yourself they prey on smaller people trying to sway public opinion (and build a case log). The problem with "looser pays" is that if you have a legitimate claim against, say microsoft or any other large crorp, and loose (this is entirely possible) you may get a bill for a few million. There are many legal cases that simply need a judge to rule and there is no reason to believe malice on either side, regardless of the outcome of the lawsuit. Between individuals looser pays isn't too bad for the vast majority of cases, but even if you thought you had an 80% chance of winning (and you feel you are right) would you sue someone that thier legal fees will reach in the millions if it is loser pays? Probably not and those lawsuits need to happen.

      We need to realise that judges and jury's are human and are able to make non-robotic decisions. Looser pays sucks, having people who bring frivolous lawsuits pay a punitive damage is good. Yes, there will still be a few cases where something Bad happens, but it will be much less Bad than what we have now. Let judges and juries do what they are supposed too. We have half of it, this lawyer will probably get the smackdown if the testimony is good, but there needs to more.

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  50. Re:Good - Oh Gee, Maybe Here??? by croddy · · Score: 1

    their site is running a little slow, but I can't find any information about this news using their search tool

  51. Re:The difference between a lawyer and a sperm cel by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    The really amazing thing is that, that lawyer was a sperm that won...

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    Oh well, what the hell...
  52. Don't boycott the entire music industry... by necro2607 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think you're failing to realize that there are MANY MANY musicians out there whose music is NOT being sold by any affiliate of the RIAA.

    There is NO REASON to cease purchasing music by these musicians.

    The RIAA doesn't own the entire music industry. They might own an unbelievable percentage of the pop music industry, but I assure you, to say that no more music should be bought is completely ludicrous.

    Instead, before making a purchase, check to see that the record label you're purchasing from is not RIAA-affiliated.

    Check out RIAA Radar to search albums and see if they are released by RIAA-member record labels or not.

    I fully support boycotting all RIAA-affiliated products but trying to kill the music industry is, to say the least, going a little overboard.

    1. Re:Don't boycott the entire music industry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a f***in wanker?

      check to see that the record label you're purchasing from

      And where the bloody hell do you think they heard the music they wanted to purchase, mate? on the bloody telly? or the radio?
      Who owns these distribution mediums and how often do they run "independant" music?

      Get a bloody clue, mate.

      Indies have to get their music HEARD before people want to go BUY it.

  53. Let's be fair now by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, that dead grandmother was illegally listening to downloaded mp3s! Copyright laws apply for a good 70 years after the death of the artist -- the law says nothing about the death of the listener. What, you think some grandma gets a free ride just because she committed her crimes in the afterlife?

    1. Re:Let's be fair now by Alsee · · Score: 1

      What, you think some grandma gets a free ride just because she committed her crimes in the afterlife?

      Cue Dead Like Me theme song.

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    2. Re:Let's be fair now by martinX · · Score: 1

      "Stairway to Heaven"?

      "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"?

      Maybe "Highway To Hell"?

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  54. After Watching... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...Carlito's Way last night, I am even more inclined to continue to refer to the RIAA as a band of music industry thugs. Way to go nimrods. I hope someone sell you all down the river with knives in your backs. Every last rotten one of you.

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    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  55. Why are they still suing over P2P by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 2, Informative

    They already admitted that CDR's are a bigger threat than P2P.

  56. Well the RIAA is to music... by Jare · · Score: 1

    ...what many lawyers are to justice. Not surprised. My only time declaring in court, my friend's lawyer asked me to lie so this kind of crap must be quite common.

  57. What is Really Happening? by bigpicture · · Score: 1

    This is on the dark side of the ethics spectrum. But then every activity is driven by some form of motivation. Is this altruism or personal greed? Has this whole RIAA thing been about right or wrong, or about greed, greed, greed??? They never let you peek behind the curtain, but I am guessing from the results that I have seen from all the cases so far, that the lawyers are on commission, as some percentage of the proceeds. So maybe priming a witness is a reality of a greed motivation. The focus has never been about "cease and desist", but about how much money can the RIAA pry out of the victims. They are suing many thousands of potential customers, do they think that these and others that are aware of this, are going to run out and buy all sorts of music now?? How is this sue your customers strategy working for SCO?? Are customers rushing to buy their products?? I have about 400 big black LPs, and I was thinking about buying CD copies of some of the favourite ones, but I have already purchased fair title to listen to this music on any media format. So maybe I should purchase an A/D converter before the RIAA get their government patsies to make these illegal.

    1. Re:What is Really Happening? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Slander! Slander I say! How can you possibly use the word ethics when talking about the RIAA and lawyers? For most of them that is slander or at least a severe insult.

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    2. Re:What is Really Happening? by bigpicture · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Sorry, That was an obvious oxymoron wasn't it. There are just some words that should not be in the same sentence. Like lawyer and ethical code of conduct. Or "I'm form the government, and I'm here to help you"etc.

    3. Re:What is Really Happening? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget my old favorite, "Military Intelligence".

      Yes I served on Submarines during the Cold War.

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    4. Re:What is Really Happening? by bigpicture · · Score: 1

      Didn't want to use that one, because of sensitivity for the kids in Iraq, and all the military personnelthat have ever put themselves in harms way. The military folks can use it as an internal joke, and that's OK.

  58. She's some kind of wonderful... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Yes she is....

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  59. Does this make sense? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lawyer tells a 15 year old girl that she has got to stick with her false statements because if she doesn't, he doesn't have a case?

    That doesn't even make sense to me. "You can't change your story because if you do I can't hurt you!" Does that sound like it would motivate anyone into sticking to their original story?

    I could be wrong but something doesn't add up here.

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    1. Re:Does this make sense? by AndreiK · · Score: 1

      I believe the case wasn't against the girl herself, but against her daycare owners, who's computer was allegedly used for p2p. They were saying that if they didn't have a case, then they might go after her and her mother.

  60. Wait for Corroboration by ewhac · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I would very, very, very much like to believe this is true.

    On the other hand, I very, very, very much wanted to believe that the Department of Fatherland Security was harassing college students who were checking out copies of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. Because if it had been true, it would have served as further evidence of the Bush Administration's mendacity, and how desperately they need to be stopped yesterday.

    But, as it happened, the story wasn't true (which in no way exonerates the Bush Administration).

    The RIAA are clearly a bunch of amoral, unethical assholes. But before I get worked up about a single teenager's vague accusation against a RIAA lawyer and add this event to their ever-lengthening list of misdeeds, I'm going to wait for further corroborative evidence. 'Cause if it turns out the kid is making it up, It Will Not Look Good For Us.

    When you are engaged in what is fundamentally a battle of ethics, it is absolutely critical your hands remain spotlessly clean.

    Schwab

    1. Re:Wait for Corroboration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would imagine that its sworn testimoney. So one way or other its perjury. Either she lied for RIAA or she lied about them. You can verify by the links that she said what she said.

      As for the USA, check out where we've (including the president) admitted to illigal wiretaps. DESPITE there being a special court setup for secret wiretaps in cases like these. In fact you can go ahead and start the wiretap, and inform that special court a few days AFTER you start if its time critical. And if that court denies you, you can CONTINUE to wiretap while you appeal. There's really no excuse for not taking advantage of that specially created court for these situations. Very sloppy, and odds are if we do get anything useful, it wont be able to be used in criminal cases because of this "oops."
      Quote"FISA created a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (the "FISA Court") made up of federal district judges, to review just such types of surveillance."
      http://counterterror.typepad.com/the_counterterror ism_blog/2005/12/the_presidents_.html
      Oh and check out how many wiretaps of ANY kind have been denied in last couple years (especially the special patriot act ones). Its an incredibly small percentage. So its not like we had the excuse of (but it might have been denied!). We also dont have the excuse of "that specia FISA court might have leaked it!" because they all have some of the highest security clearances.

      If you ask me, this is FAR more serious than some books being checked out. I've been on Bush's side for a lot of things, but this is over the top.

  61. oshi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad thing is, even if this is true, with solid, concrete evidence, the RIAA are going to get away with it pretty much unscathed.

  62. More lies from the RIAA by AoT · · Score: 1

    All of these companies DO NOT support the RIAA. Someone earlier pointed out that Fat Wreck Chords does not support them. I would guess that Epitaph does not either. I would further venture that there are other labels on the list that are wrong.

    1. Re:More lies from the RIAA by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      Most of these companies DO support RIAA, except maybe the two you mentioned.

      Some would say this is a good start.

  63. Ethics anyone? by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Original Parent (and possibly you) seem to be forgetting that all Lawyers are Officers of the Court first and employees of [x] second.

    It is one thing for the police to coerce someone, it is another for a lawyer to make them perjur themselves. Ethically, a lawyer is obligated to try to convince their client not to perjur themselves and if that fails, they must withdraw from the case if they know someone is planning to commit perjury.

    Ontop of that, they are obligated to notify the judge if they believe that someone in the trial is going to commit perjury. http://www.courts.state.mn.us/lprb/86bbarts/bb0506 86.html

    This is Ethics 101 stuff and these lawyers failed.

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    1. Re:Ethics anyone? by QuantumLeaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is Ethics 101 stuff and these lawyers failed.

      I didn't know Lawyers even knew what Ethics were...

    2. Re:Ethics anyone? by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh come on now. If they didn't know, how could they use them against political opponents when they devolve into politicians?

  64. Re:The difference between a lawyer and a sperm cel by rk · · Score: 1

    Not surprising, really. After all, sharks are excellent swimmers.

  65. Who cares? by dada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's the way we should handle these and every case thereafter in every court:

    1. Explain to the jury the details of the trial: what the prosecution is alleging, and what the law states.

    2. Explain to the jury the details of the crime: what the burden of proof is, and what the penalty is if the defendant is found guilty of violating the law.

    3. Explain to the jury their 9th and 10th Amendment rights to nullify abusive and unfounded laws, especially laws that restrict a person's basic rights as protected by the Constitution and inherent in every person. Let the jury know it is not only their right but their responsibility to judge the law as well as the defendant. Let them know that abusive laws should be found illegal, and to punish prosecutors who abuse these abusive laws.

    This is why I don't care about these cases -- we've already lost. When the individual's right to judge the law is returned, I'll pay attention. Until then, just shove these criminals into jail with the non-violent drug users, prostitutes and other people who should be free, not imprisoned or fined by an unjust State.

    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I love how theregister.co.uk abbriviated "The Recording Industry of America" "The Recording Industry Ass. of America" -- who they really are!

  66. Not the way it works... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    I suggest that everyone stop purchasing music. And, stop downloading it as well. Think about it, if no one even "illegally" downloaded music, the RIAA would go away in a big hurry

    That's not the way it works. Sales go down, and the RIAA simply claim it as evidence of more file sharing.

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    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  67. Re:Yet another piece on the pile. by crusher-1 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's cases like this that make me think that the RIAA is in it's death throes.


    They are, more or less! Take it from a musician of over 30 years. Ever figure out the cost of going to a conventional RIAA approved recording studio - very expensive! If you are not rich or lucky you generally need a label backing. But as others have pointed out there are alternatives now and the RIAA is turning into a case of mind over matter. No one will mind in the long run because the RIAA will not matter .

    CubaseSX costs about $400 US, Ableton live for about the same. Protools is about double this at the entry level (by the way this is generally what the industry uses now). A/D converter/interface for as low ~$100 to a couple thousand (I have a Tascam FW-1884 interface/mixer). You can use things such as VST plugins (e.g. compressor, EQ, Amp model, ad infinum) and VSTi virtual synth instruments (VST = Virtual Studio Technology) and the list goes on. The point I am making is that with talent, a bit of a learning curve (and there are plenty of online media to help you learn sound engineering) and a modest amount of money, one can create and produce industry standard music.

    If you are heads up you save you songs @ a 24bit/96kHz format and take it to a qualified engineer, for again a modest price, to master you work. The RIAA know this and they also know that the new breed of musicians are savvy to this. This debunks the RIAAs long stand grip on the industry. They are desperate and too clueless to figure out they are the ones that must adapt - not the consumer. It just drives them nuts that the tables have shifted and the consumers are again starting to dictate the conditions of the market.

    This is the way it is supposed to work, the consumers dictate the market and the product lines and costs. The RIAA cannot come out and let it be known really what is their motivation - preventing the loss of their market lock and monopoly. They are fighting a losing battle. Even if they get laws passed, in say.., The U.S., E.U. and parts of Asia. But considering that China is the sleeping dragon and is well known for their pirating prowess the RIAA has not a chance in hell.

    Yep, they are more than desperate - they are more likely at their wits end. Nothing seems to be going their way in the courts or the market, so they play the my lawyer is bigger than your lawyer game to attempt to scare people from pirating (which to a degree is understandable) and more over looking to other non-RIAA alternatives to get music. This is really what scares them - the mind over matter aspect. No will _mind_ because the RIAA, in the long run, will not _matter_.
  68. You think that's bad... by MacDork · · Score: 1

    When she was arrested, she was given the right to remain silent, but doing so constituted copyright infringement, ensuring an open and shut case!

    1. Re:You think that's bad... by Supurcell · · Score: 1

      That gives me an idea! Excuse me while I go and not paint a painting, copyright my blank canvas, and wait for some asshole to try and steal my idea so I can collect my big, fat settlement check.

  69. Fat Wreck will still sue your ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's correct, Fat Wreck is not a member of the RIAA, however Tobias Jeg is an asshole and WILL threaten lawsuits if he thinks you are downloading Red Scare or Fat Wreck shit. Just ask Punk Torrents. Not saying what's right or wrong, just that Tobias is a prick and they would sue.

  70. Re:That list is inaccurate - BULL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry but it's a fact that Fat is RIAA. IN a BIG way.

    MOD PARENT DOWN please.

    Staying anon because I don't want Fat Mike to get pissed off at me. He's not pleasane when he's pissed off.

  71. Perjury by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Informative

    IANAL, but I pay plenty of them. A lawyer is an officer of the court. Solicitation of perjury by an officer of the court is some serious shit. If this young lady is credible and there is some corroborating evidence, we just might see an RIAA lawyer disbarred and jailed. Like the parent article writer, I am cynical enough to doubt it will happen, but yes, we can dream.

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  72. Re:That list is inaccurate - BULL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what?
    He's fat!
    You can outrun him right?

  73. Why is anyone surprised at this? by rspress · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is from a group who does not want you to do illegal pirating but has no problems with its members being involved in payola to boost sales of their doggy artists, trust me I use the term artist very loosely and to also rip off these artists with very one sided contracts and are involved in price fixing the digital downloads they never wanted. They refuse to go after the real cause of their loss of profits, those who mass copy and sell their product.

    Let's face it, the RIAA and its members had a very sweet deal. The made boat loads of money from album from artists who one had one or two decent songs on an album but you were stuck buying the whole thing. Add to this the one sided contracts, the cocaine used to grease the disc jockeys to play their crap. They had a good thing going and here comes digital music to spoil the party.

    The people who made buggy whips probably felt the same way when that evil automobile started catching on with the public. Just imagine what would happen if someone started a digital only label and sold their songs for only 49 cents and gave most of that to the artist. Make the band responsible for their own advertising, the label would just make sure that the music got to the popular music download sites and took care of the transactions. Hey.....I just may patent that idea!

  74. Re:The difference between a lawyer and a sperm cel by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Actually, lawyers are made by fucking in the arse.

  75. Re:The difference between a lawyer and a sperm cel by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, is that why the USA has so many lawyers?

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    Oh well, what the hell...
  76. Re:Bad guys ?! Civil Disobedience, yes! by WoodieR · · Score: 1

    and now you're awake ?

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  77. Moving Cheese by kponto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The RIAA is pissed because someone moved their cheese.

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    This too, will end.
  78. Re:These are the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush is a Nazi.
    His Dad is a Nazi.
    His Grandfather is a Nazi. (Prescott & his bank and 3rd Reich business partner, Hoover had it nailed right on.)
    They are established racists and all bonesmen from the Yale homosexual Skull & Bones club.
    They are power hungry and extremely greedy.
    The ties are everywhere from Goss & the CIA to Zappata Oil to the Barbara II etc.

    But some are just so ignorant they need to cling onto a dictator madman because he has similar imaginary friends and reads the same book of poorly written ancient fairy tales as them.

  79. And this is a surprize because? by crovira · · Score: 1

    They're just guys who didn't flunk out of their correspondence school.

    The **AAs are saddled with shills and dofusses just like the rest of us. Not to mention that they aren't going to attract the best and the brightest.

    This is either some second stringer or some law firm intern.

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  80. A great swirling mass of shit and confusion by dangitman · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The genesis and evolution of personal digital music appears to have tangential issues of legality, freedom and marketing - alll swirling around in an unholy mess. Precedents are also found in the analog wars over video recording and "home taping." But the advent of digital brought these issues into greater prominence.

    Consumer digital music started in a blissful age, with the wonderful CD standard rapidly replacing the mishmash of cassettes, vinyl LPs and singles on the market. At the same time, the music video industry was booming, and perhaps the number one threat to recorded music was actually the taping of music videos with VCRs.

    But the CD eliminated that threat quickly. It was a very attractive technology. It was durable and convenient. Did not wear out easily. Was an industry standard. High quality audio. Consumers embraced it. Companies promised that when CDs became popular, the price would drop sharply. But it never did. The miraculous CD technology inspired consumers and made them trust recording industry PR.

    And why not believe them? There was a massive catalog of still popular 80s pop music to be digitally re-mastered and released. Or 60s and 70s stuff for some. Current music was still innovating rapidly and diversifying. Presentation and quality was often paramount, with elaborate box sets and and many recordings that were actually meticulously re-mastered to improve on the original. Not just pushed through a processor and "converted."

    The main way of piracy of CDs was to use a CD-boombox or component system to record the CD to tape. Most audiophiles would want to listen to the original CD, and not bother taping (especially as they would demand expensive metal tapes for their copies). So most piracy was the shitty-quality boombox, and this just served as marketing for the CD version. Probably the main threat to CDs was from the Walkman - but that was neutralized very quickly (Sony's influence, perhaps?). Portable CD-walkmen were released very quickly, and were often cheaper than hi-fi component players, and price competitive with a high-end cassette-based Sony Walkman.

    Then CD burners came along, but the technology was quite esoteric and expensive at first. Blank media was expensive and authoring software rare. But it got the industry's attention, and the rumblings of the anti-digital crusade began in earnest. The honeymoon period with CDs was over. The industry took them for granted, because they were entrnched. When only a few years ago they were trumpeting the "freedom" of the CD medium.

    By the time CD burners became common, and the blank media cheap - a new threat was arising. So they never really started the battle on CD copying in earnest before they saw the threat of MP3s and the internet. then the shit really hit the fan, and the mass started really swirling.

    Napster. Oh original Napster, you cheeky devil. Don't think I have to elaborate on Napster and the resulting clusterfuck on Slashdot.

    So, fast forward a little. before the iPod, there was iTunes. This was not something that made the record labels happy. I'm not sure what prior negotiations, if any, Apple had with the RIAA before launching iTunes. But they went ahead with their "Rip, Mix, Burn" campaign. At the time Napster was floundering legally, and was doomed. So the RIAA, having defeated one opponent, felt that Apple must be the new threat.

    So, "Rip, Mix Burn" was attacked for supporting piracy. Apple tries its best to be diplomatic (even though they may have done this to ruffle some feathers) and gets into negotiations with the RIAA over how to legitimize iTunes and Apple's music strategy.

    So then the iPod comes out, with the "don't steal music" stickers to cover Apple's ass. But the criticisms keep mounting, and the industry at large sees this new device as a piracy threat. Competing hardware manufacturers are pissed at the iPod stealing all the attention. Significant corporate propaganda campaigns are launched against the iPod. But people keep buying them.

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    1. Re:A great swirling mass of shit and confusion by plonk420 · · Score: 1

      for reasons of academic research (heh, sort of) do you have a source for this quote?

      Companies promised that when CDs became popular, the price would drop sharply. But it never did.

    2. Re:A great swirling mass of shit and confusion by dangitman · · Score: 1
      for reasons of academic research (heh, sort of) do you have a source for this quote?

      Well, I believe the first time I heard it was on the show "Beyond 2000," an Australian science and technology show that formed the company "Beyond International" which now produces Mythbusters, among other things. This was about a year prior to the public launch of CD players, if my memory serves correct.

      Don't have any other sources, but I think this was said often. Companies nearly always say that about products with a high price-tag when they come out. Similar memes are coming out of the Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD propaganda.

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      ... and then they built the supercollider.
  81. Invalidate their tatictics? (slightly off topic) by zoglmannk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have an idea. It's either incredibly naive and stupid or brilliant. You have the RIAA logging onto P2P networks and scanning the network for people redistributing copy right material. Then they subpoena ISPs for the name's of those people using the IP address at the date and time they detected them redistributing their copy right material. Next they sue ma and pop for ridiculous amounts of money. Instead of going to court they effectively force them to settle out of court for a few thousand dollars. Why not just turn the tables on them with the same exact tactics? First get as many people to participate in this as possible. A 1,000 people would be a good goal. Next have everyone make a recording of something remotely sounding like music. And now comes the hard part; identify an RIAA IP address in advance. Subpoena their ISP for their identity. Next take them to court and sue for $1 million seeking damages for redistributing your copy right work. The only *evidence* is your word. With 1,000 individuals doing this, they would be mounting a collective $1 billion dollar lawsuit. Ironically, some of the cases would make it to court and in all or nearly all cases the plaintiff would fail. However, it would create a precedence that more evidence is needed than simple "computer evidence" being supplied by the plaintiff in P2P redistribution lawsuits. This would all be used to achieve a cookie cutter way of short circuiting their law suits against ma and pop. Stupid or not?

  82. Re:Yet another piece on the pile. by comingstorm · · Score: 1
    No will _mind_ because the RIAA, in the long run, will not _matter_.

    Well, in the long run we're all dead. In the meantime, we'll have real, life-destroying problems as the *AA and their legislators try to remake the digital world in the image of the phonograph.

    They may be the death throes of the media cartels, but they're still dangerous.

  83. That didn't work by jgoemat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When Napster came into being, music sales shot up over 20% and the recording industry had their most profitable year ever. The year after they shut down napster, CD sales droped 30%, and they blamed it on file sharing. Go figure. I know I bought more CDs when napster was around, it let me listen to songs I would have never heard otherwise and find artists I didn't mind shelling out $15 for. When they shut Napster down, I pretty much stopped buying CDs, partly because the greedy bastards ticked me off.

  84. What it's actually about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You have to understand what a civil suit is actually about. It's about lawyers making money. It is most certainly not about obtaining justice. Lawyers bring suits because they believe they can make money. Both sides make money, winning is hitting the jackpot. You can be sure that the he bigger the prize, the more lawyers will do whatever it takes to ensure they win. What you're seeing here is child's play compared to what goes on in the big money lawsuits.

    There is no justice in courtrooms. There is winning and losing and making money. Justice sometimes is coincidental with winning and losing.

    1. Re:What it's actually about by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand anything about what it is about. I find your cynical attitude about lawyers to be most unfortunate. 1. We are like anybody else. We have to make a living somehow. 2. Every single lawyer who is representing the RIAA defendants is either (a) getting no money at all, or (b) getting a lot less money than he or she could otherwise get handling anything else. Grow up, man. Litigation is about right and wrong, about fairness and unfairness. Sometimes it works out wrong, as it does in life. Sometimes it works out right, as it does in life. You should have a lot of respect for any lawyer who's willing to fight for the underdog. If it wasn't for them, a lot of injustices would never have been touched. Stop griping and see what you can do to help.

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    2. Re:What it's actually about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow up, man. Litigation is about right and wrong, about fairness and unfairness

      I think that's about the funniest shit I've ever seen on /. Well done.

      I guess, as a lawyer, you have to believe certain things to be able to live with yourself.

      For the rest of us, 99.999% of the time, the only reason we want _anything_ to do with a lawyer, is to protect ourselves from other lawyers.

      Yes there are legitimate reasons for going to court. But 99%+ of the time, litigation is purely an excuse for one side to try to bully or steal something from the other side that they couldn't get legitimately.

      At the end of the day, civil lawyers make the world a much worse place. I would be willing to live with a rare wrong that went un-checked than live in a world where I dare not install a swimming pool in my own fucking yard, because someone else's kid might break in, drown, and my life savings get stolen by a lawyer. I would rather take a chance that a doctor will make a mistake, which I have to do anyway, than pay exhorbitant medical fees to cover the insurance required to pay the hordes of lawyers feasting on the medical system. I would like to go to a park that didn't require safety barriers on all viewpoints. I would like to stop watching my friends' marriages end in years of acrimony and divorce proceedings while their lawyers leech off all their savings.

      Laywers suck. Deal with it.

  85. dime a dozen, like everyone else. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Without their lawyers, what do they have? Certainly not a good product.

    Did I say they had good lawyers? No, I said they don't mind firing their lawyers anymore than they mind mistreating anyone else. When you are used to treating people that way, you always think you will find someone else to do your dirty work.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  86. Was it in a deposition? by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    When you give a deposition, it is under oath just like you were in a court of law. If they therefore got her to lie in the deposition, that would be suborning perjury.

  87. Of course minors can testify by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Very young children can testify under oath, the judge just needs to be satisfied that they can tell what is a lie and what is the truth, and that it is very important to tell the truth when under oath.

  88. Re:MPAA/RIAA BOTH RAN BY JEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol DERKA DERKA DERKA muhammad derka derka ma-hullahmaha derka DERKA akhmed derka berka berka derka herka derka.

  89. ...I'm waiting for big artists... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for a couple of big-name artists to realize if they sold their albums in mp3 format for $3-4 a pop directly to their customers, they'd have more money than they know what to do with.

    Once there is one successful musician, the dam will break.

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    You were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn't be a problem for you
    1. Re:...I'm waiting for big artists... by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the problem is that the Labels have most successful artists tuck in contracts and Radio stations won't play anyone who isn't

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    2. Re:...I'm waiting for big artists... by B5Fan · · Score: 1

      Would David Bowie do? http://www.davidbowie.com/

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    3. Re:...I'm waiting for big artists... by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not a problem at all. Radio stations are a part of the old establishment, and they wan't the old business model to stay as much as the labels do.

    4. Re:...I'm waiting for big artists... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. But all I see on the site is him selling his CD's for $18; I don't see him selling mp3's for a few cents.

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  90. From the Full Article by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    53. After being confronted with the falsity of Ms. Granado's statements, Plaintiffs' counsel refused to accept the truth and instead launched a counterattack accusing both Mr. Nelson and/or his attorney of a criminal conspiracy. (Exhibit 10, 11, 12, 13)
    54. In their efforts to cover up their own wrongdoing, Plaintiffs' counsel (1) harassed both the witness and her parents, (2) encouraged them to sign false declarations under oath, (3) threatened Defendants and their counsel to refrain from contacting Ms. Granado (4) participated in numerous meetings with the witness to re-establish her original testimony despite their knowledge and awareness that the testimony was false. (Exhibit 9, pp. 68-71, 79-82, 90-91; Exhibit 13)


    Not only did they break the rules, but they turned around and blamed the other guy. That reminds me of 12 year olds (mostly because I have to deal with that when I supervise them at the local Teen Center).

    Here's the kicker: On June 30, 2005, Plaintiffs deposed several additional witnesses who either lived with the Nelsons or had access to their computer. All of the witnesses confirmed that the Nelsons never participated in any infringing activity nor did they know about the use of the KaZaA program on their computer until receiving a notification letter from their internet provider.
    This teenage girl was the only witness who claimed that the defendants did it. Everyone else said she did it. Even if her original testimony was true, how is that a case. If 10 people say that Joe is guilty, and Joe blames Bob, why do you bring the case against Bob instead of Joe?

  91. suprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not surprising in America, the land of the

    Oops...

    Government by Big Business, for Big Business. Only.

  92. Re:These are the facts by RU1DT · · Score: 1

    Hey! Nazi is so not en vogue. Neo-con, please. Bush is a neo-con.

    A neo-con Nazi.

    And now it's...
    Springtime for Hitler and Germany
    Deutschland is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace
    Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for Hitler and Germany
    Rhineland's a fine land once more!
    Springtime for Hitler and Germany
    Watch out, Europe
    We're going on tour!

  93. RE: RIAA by DK_LA · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's as if someone in the Music industry was acting unscrupulously...

    Go figure.

  94. That's NOT funny! by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even the mere fact that people make jokes about this just illustrates how fucked up our society is. We ought to be marching around with torches and pitchforks, stringing up the unethical lawyers and fixing the problem, not making jokes about it! We (as a society) SUCK!!

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  95. Come on, folks! by NixLuver · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We all know that this is a Soviet^H^H^H^H^H^H Al Qaeda Plot to destroy America's Most Valuable Assets! This little chick is a deep-cover MOLE! Can't you see the WRITING on the *wall*!?!?! If we accept this outrage, what's next? Dogs and Cats living together?

  96. Council of "Families" List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some interesting observations per who's on and who's not:

    - Billy Crystal Project: WTF?
    - Bob Marley Music: thought this was music piracy, not "hey man you stole my dope" piracy...
    - Gansta Rap labels: Is it me, or is it odd that nearly every single label is on the list? Talk about siding with the corporate white man. Rap labels in the RIAA is about as in as blackface.
    - Martha Stewart Living: Good thing the RIAA doesn't go after insider trading theft.
    - Queen Latifa: As if you could give some things away...
    - Reprise: What a disappointment. Then again, Reprise has clearly sat on its ass the past decade and let its aging artists crank out less and less inspired work. Total yesterday label.
    - Smashing Pumpkins: Speaking of yesterday...
    - Will Smith: This explains the MIB at the door threatening pre-teens with nasty lawsuits.

    Not on:
    - Metropolis Records (label for just about anybody who's somebody in industrial/gothic/EBM like Funker Vogt, VNV Nation, Informatik, Melotron, Diary of Dreams, etc.). Way to go Metropolis!!!
    - American Gramaphone: home of Mannheim Steamroller.

    RIAA: the Who's Who of Tired Musical Acts

  97. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  98. Look, this is really simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lawyer is supposed to be a "zealous advocate" for the client "WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THE LAW."

    There's no ambiguity here. If the story is true, the lawyer(s) involved should be disbarred. (This does happen, although probably not as often as it should. The poster above who said that "as a general rule" it NEVER happens is just plain wrong.)

    Lawyers have a set of rules they're supposed to obey. (The Minnesota version is at www.courts.state.mn.us/lprb/rules.html. Most if not all states' rules are similar (though not identical).)

    There are some situations where the lawyers duties may conflict with each other, and the rules are not specific enough to resolve the conflict. But this is nothing like that. No question. Knowlingly inducing a witness to commit perjury, whether by threats, bribery, or whatever, is not permitted. Period.

  99. on the tangent of album sales by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    some people have suggested that album sales are off by seven percent because of the RIAA tactics scaring away customers. i can't speak for everyone, of course, but i can say that is definitely the reason i buy fewer albums. i used to buy, say, an album every week or two -- maybe thirty a year, or forty -- and now i buy maybe two or three a year. it's not worth it! what i want is to pay for music and have it in a free medialess format (MP3). since that isn't available, i am forced to either go without music (which i consider unacceptable) or to "steal" music by downloading it in the format i want (which i consider less unacceptable.)

  100. MOD PARENT UP by AoT · · Score: 1

    I may have been funny, but you were too damn true.

  101. Re:In soviet russia.. by AoT · · Score: 1

    No.

    In soviet russia bully perjures you into witnessing.

    Oh, sorry, that is here.

  102. Costs and copyright by rdebath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What some people don't seem to realise is that music has now moved out of
    the realm where copyright works. Copyright is a state sponsered monopoly
    designed to aid small companies when competing against larger companies.

    The basic premise is that it costs $X to create a copy of an item, this
    item can then be sold for $X+P, however, Alice with her little company
    only has $Y available so she can make Y/X of these items to sell to Bob
    and friends. Alice's problem is that the demand is much larger than this
    so before copyright Mallory (the owner of the big company) could throw
    cash in a pot and make lots of profit selling to Carol and Dave before
    Alice can even get an appointment with Ivan at the bank. Copyright allows
    Alice some time to slowly build up her company so she can sell to Carol
    and Dave.

    If $X (the cost to copy) is very small or zero this breaks down
    completely. Take a tasty example, hamburgers, copyright could be
    considered to apply here there are all sorts of differences, special
    sauces and so on but the cost to copy (ie make another hamburger) is
    tiny so instead of trying to rip each other off the hamburger companies
    just try to make their product different then redefine this difference
    as 'better'. So Alice can easily join this market, she can talk to Ivan
    before anyone know what she wants to do and probably even has an advantage
    against the 'big boys' because she can change faster. Often Mallory will
    even welcome her because she is the 'honorable competittion' that keeps
    the monopolies department quiet.

    Both the music and the computer industries have spent considerable
    amounts to develop ways to reduce the cost to copy and they have been
    tremendously successful. Now they have to change their businesses to
    work in the environment they have created. Many individual companies are
    succeeding (IBM!) other are getting trampled (SCO!) but committees are
    (eg RIAA) are very slow.

    OTOH it would appear that the book industry were very happy with the
    status quo, they have treated books on disk with distain claiming that
    a book in the hand it better than a light on the screen. They go for
    tradition and the advantages that paper has; they may sink but the
    lifeboats are ready in the forms of demand printing, ebooks, custom books
    and so on until then appealing to the snob in people is working for them.

    The RIAA have driven themselves over a cliff and are now trying to
    legislate the law of gravity out of existance but they need to transform,
    if they don't they will splat. And I do not want to see them take any
    company that is as good at making tech toys as SONY with them.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_cryptog raphy

    1. Re:Costs and copyright by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing Copyright with Patents.

      In practice there is no $X cost per item, but a $I initial cost to produce the original plus a $X cost per copy made of it.
      When you know the number of copies in advance, you can include the initial costs in each copy and make the scheme above work.

      However, in the case of music piracy, the pirate can skip the entire initial cost by getting a copy and copy from that, meaning that the pirate's cost per copy is much lower than $X.

      What Copyright tries to prevent is that the pirate will do this and make and sell copies of something he did not produce, at much lower cost per copy.
      However, what the music industry has done is take this as an excuse to put no limit on the initial costs $I, and thus worsen the problem.
      They have too much overhead on initial production, and thus a too high cost per copy, to be able to sell at the price the customer likes.

      Laws of economy dictate that they should cut their costs, especially this initial cost. When that means less salary to the board members, a less flashy building for the office, cheaper production of (and thus cheaper looking) videoclips, so be it.
      But this way they could get back in business and making profits.

      But, it is of course easier to blame someone else, and that is what they have chosen to do.

    2. Re:Costs and copyright by rdebath · · Score: 1

      Patents are related and try to solve the same sort of problem in a different area; patents were designed for 'thingys' that you make with lathes, drills and saws. The 'thingy' in question would have no other description than 'a better way of doing that' ie: it's non-obvious.

      I did gloss over part of the math behind copyrights in that $X isn't constant with the number of items or the sizes of the companies of Alice and Mallory. Alice has to spend a lot of cash to get a few copies, (eg someone sits with a photocopier) or she borrows Mallory's big expensive machine to make a moderate number of copies for the cost of owning that machine for a few minutes (+Profit of course). Before copyright Mallory would then run off lots more copies and flood Alice's market at the price he charged Alice.

      The inital cost $I obviously does factor in this but it's much more of a hidden cost (except for the big machine) in terms of 'desk-hours' and 'practice-hours' that a creative person can be enticed into doing rather than wasting them behind a McD counter; this is the reason that copyright is considered a good thing.

      The music industry have now got themselves into the state where the cost to copy INCLUDING the costs in owning the machine that does the copying are practically zero. The only costs they have are the overheads, the marketing and new business departments. 'Quiet' rooms are easy to find and reasonable recording rig can be got with a small loan or by tapping a rich uncle. Even CD stamping machines are cheap enough that a big shop can afford one and thats before you go near CDRs and MP3s, those come for free with the recording rig.

      So the RIAA no longer have control over the only, expensive, route to copy music. The creative person or thier fans can copy it for themselves this put the artists back into the 'services and specials' mode where the artist creates something just for you.

      All RIAA have left is their own skills ...

  103. Re:Good - Oh Gee, Maybe Here??? by gabba_gabba_hey · · Score: 1

    "Shook, Hardy & Bacon"? I think I just pissed myself laughing - guess I'm cut off for the night.

  104. Excellent reason to fileshare! by Lifewish · · Score: 1

    Won't someone think of the artists' children? If you don't fileshare, they'll get EATEN!!!

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  105. Death Throws... by TheZorch · · Score: 1

    What we are seeing here are the Death Throws of an Industry that has become seriously out-dated severely distanced from reality.

    The Reality for them is that the RIAA has lost all relevance at all in today's digital age. Anyone who makes music can make a descent living selling their music online via their own website. A lot of unsigned music groups make a lot just selling to their local fan base this way. This concept "terrifies" the RIAA because it cuts them out of the picture all together. In their minds this is something that needs to be stamped out immediately, and they are trying to do it by killing off P2P. The thing is, thought P2P does carry illegally copied music it also caries uncopyrighted music from freelance artists and groups who just went to give away their music for free. Many of these are formerly of the MOD Music Community who have moved from the .xm, .s3m, .it, and .mod music formats to .mp3 and .ogg formats for better portability. But these people only account for a small percentage of the files available on P2P. They get their music to the masses, people do a search on the web for them, and they find their website with more music. They discover they can buy whole albums, thus cutting out the RIAA middleman. Its free advertising.

    There is also the current sorry state of the music industry right now. It seemed like every label has a copycat group that competes with another label's group. It started back in the old days of "New Kids on the Block", then all of a sudden you get "New Addition" and "Boyz to Men". Let set the clock ahead a few years and you get "The Backstreet Boys", then all of a sudden groups like "Nsync" suddenly pop up. What about Allanis Morisette and all of the copycats that cropped up when she became popular, and how many of them are still around today? Then, you have artists and groups pumping out albums that are $15 and $20 a pop and they have maybe one or two good songs on them and the rest are only average, while you can just get the music you want via legit outfits like iTunes and Napster for a fraction of the cost.

    Its clear that the RIAA's business model is mired in corruption and greed. They are an industry that has been resisting change for too long and has now become obsolete and unnecessary. Add to that the limitations of the current copyright/trademark system in this country which wasn't designed for this Digial Age and thus that compounds the problem. Last but not least we have the DMCA which was the worst possible thing that could have ever been created. It gave the RIAA ammo it shouldn't have been allowed to have in the first place and now we have this sorry state of affairs we see today with this court case. They've had things their way for too long. Its time somebody knocked the RIAA down a few notches.

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  106. Re:Yet another piece on the pile. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    A few issues here.

    One is that many musicians know how to sing or strum a guitar, but asking them to operate a computer or even a mixing console might be going a bit far. I know it isn't rocket science, but it still is technical.

    Two is that many a person who can operate a mixing console hasn't half an ear for mixing. It really is a different skill from singing or playing an instrument in a modern band. Sure, it is really just general musicianship to be able to blend your part in with everyone else, but since the advent of mixing consoles in modern bands it seems to be a dying art...

    Three is that even if you do end up with a really nice CD you still need to be able to bribe somebody to play it over the air...

  107. Re:Tort Reform isn't enough, but it'd be something by pUr3d0xYk · · Score: 1
    "Loser pays" or "tort reform" as it's sometimes called does indeed have its problems, but I'd rather see that than what we have now. In Germany, for instance, where they have tort reform, what *don't* they have? Scientology! Because Scientology needs to sue EVERYBODY, and has never won a case -- their lawsuits are pure harrassment, but in OUR system, they're allowed to happen, over and over and over again. (They also don't have Scientology because they were smart enough to outlaw it, but we'll ignore that for now.)

    What would probably work BEST is for there to be a set fine -- perhaps the other party's attorney fees plus a punitive percentage -- if the judge or jury determines that the suit was frivolous or malicious. That way there'd be no need to open up a whole new counter-suit for damages (which is WAY too cost-prohibitive on someone who's already been hit with a frivolous or malicious lawsuit to begin with), and you could lay the smack down on jerks like the RIAA with a simple "Motion to Declare an Unfit Suit" or something.

    But like I said, I'd be happy even with simple Tort Reform. We just need to do SOMETHING in this country to stop these and other malicious and time-wasting lawsuits (and it is NOT, as the moron President has done, to make certain companies IMMUNE from lawsuits!!). As a future lawyer, I don't like that malicious suits let sharks and ambulance-chasers give the rest of us a bad name...as a patient, I don't like that my doctor has to overcharge me to compensate for ridiculous malpractice insurance fees...and as a citizen, I don't like knowing that the RIAA or whoever could show up at my door tomorrow and bully me around with their money!

    -K*

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  108. Re:Yet another piece on the pile. by crusher-1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One is that many musicians know how to sing or strum a guitar, but asking them to operate a computer or even a mixing console might be going a bit far. I know it isn't rocket science, but it still is technical.

    You have a point. But consider the advent of the digital age to a guitarist. Used to be that you used stomp boxes to modify you sound - then the multiFX rackmount dsp devices - this was technical but guitarist not only adapted but embraced this new advent. It is more about understanding the bigger picture today. Sure it is one thing to just be a talented player (or singer) and another to be familiar to the more technical end. I guess it all boils down to how fervently rightbrained one might happen to be. Talent will rise and mediocracy will fade away.

    Two is that many a person who can operate a mixing console hasn't half an ear for mixing. It really is a different skill from singing or playing an instrument in a modern band. Sure, it is really just general musicianship to be able to blend your part in with everyone else, but since the advent of mixing consoles in modern bands it seems to be a dying art...

    Once again, this is a matter of audio engineering vs musicianship. Yes, you are correct in your assertion that there are those with little real musicianship (e.g. player/singer) and those that construct songs purely from preformated samples. But the end result is producing music that is both listenable and marketable. Just as the RIAA has to adjust their focus, so do the musicians. It is one thing to just be a stellar player and likewise this holds for being a competent sound engineer. The fact of the matter, in order to be successful, the modern musician must be both an artisan and, to a larger extent, an engineer. This will work itself out over time. The bottomline again is what does the music sound like - people generally do not care how the music was made. They just care about whether or not it is something they want to listen to and are not forced to pay 20 bucks just to listen to two songs they like. And those that can run a mixing console but have not half an ear for mixing wont be around very long - theyre two sides of the same coin.

    Three is that even if you do end up with a really nice CD you still need to be able to bribe somebody to play it over the air...

    Who said anything about airplay. It is becoming swiftly outmoded. Remember that the RIAA affiliates and the Radio stations are part and parcel all part of the same industry machine (can you say Clear Channel?). Let us look at things from a more current perspective. I have enough songs to fill, lets say, 2 CD projects. I use P2P networks and indy web portals to showcase 2 or 3 of my songs. I let you dl them for free... gratis, no charge, spread it among your friends (pleeaassee!). Now you like my song and notice that you can preview the rest of my works. If you like what you hear you can dl them at somewhere around a buck a song (and yes there is always a risk of my stuff being pirated - welcome to the world). With 250 mil in the U.S. and a like amount in the E.U. (not to mention the rest of the connected world) and we have some prospect for potential sales. If I get one in a thousand to buy one song how much money do you think Ill make? ALOT!!!!!! So screw Payola and Clear Channel - this is just another face of the RIAA and one of the other reason they are scared witless. If radio station become all but obsolete just think about all the advertising revenue that Clear Channel and the RIAA and affilitates lose. This all plays into the bigger picture. And also consider those pressuring the RIAA members to get a handle on this - one sector that comes swiftly to mind is all those record stores. Tower Records hayday is fading and they are squirming as well - their market model is crumbling.

    Once again, this is about a fundamental shift in the market and if the Laissez-faire market were to be let lose without intervention I garner that the RIAA affiliates would be applying for bankruptcy protection - the people have decided sometime ago and if not for the pervasive tactics of both the RIAA and the politicians they bribes this would not be the issue it is today IMHO.

  109. Re:Bad guys ?! Civil Disobedience, yes! by Fancia · · Score: 1

    Civil disobedience is not protected first amendment speech.

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  110. RIAA will soon die by TrevelyanL85A2 · · Score: 1

    The RIAA is slowly digging it's own grave. That organisation is anachronistic as American copyright and trademark law. I can't wait till the final blow kills them. General Kenobi, you may move your Clone Army to destroy them now. Yes, Master Yoda

  111. Re:Invalidate their tatictics? (slightly off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great idea! Are you going to offer to pay the legal fees for this? I wouldn't want to pay for a case that I had virtually no chance of winning.

  112. Three Words for the RIAA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rot. In. Hell.