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NASA's $73 Million Water-Finding Trick

An anonymous reader writes "The folks at NASA, obviously looking for new ways to explore the universe, are planning to crash a two-ton probe into the moon. The goal? To find water." From the article: "NASA plans a series of robotic precursor missions including the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, or LCROSS, which will plow into the crater, and the mapper, called the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter. When LCROSS strikes the crater, it is expected to create a hole 16 feet deep and send up a 2.2 million-pound (998,000-kg) plume of debris for sensors and cameras stationed on a second spacecraft to monitor. Dozens of ground-based telescopes, as well as possibly space observatories, such as the Hubble telescope, will be trained on the plume as well."

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  1. That's no moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's no moon, it's a.... ... pinata?

    1. Re:That's no moon by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Uh oh! The Radar Men are going to be ticked! Quick, we'd better call... (dramatic pause) COMMANDO CODY! Don't worry, Mr. Coward! COMMANDO CODY will soon come to the rescue!

      Gee, golly, gosh. Isn't that swell?

      And now that you mention it, yes I have been spending too much time in the Internet Archive. Why do ask? :-P

    2. Re:That's no moon by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      COMMANDO CODY will soon come to the rescue

      Provided the plywood side doesn't fall off the Radar Men's Moon Tank, and the lava flow doesn't melt the film entirely!!

      This was way better than Plan 9.

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  2. Mission Objective by Shifty+Jim · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if they'd just started making this one of the secondary objectives in every mission, there would hardly ever be any failed missions. It's a Win/Win situation.

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    1. Re:Mission Objective by neelm · · Score: 1

      Just the thought of freeze dried Menchie gets me excited!

    2. Re:Mission Objective by Best+Boy+Electric · · Score: 1

      Considering crashing is the objective, Win/Anything ought to do nicely...

  3. Re:Couldn't they just.... by SengirV · · Score: 1, Funny

    And if you had said W, you have been modeed up to a 5 for sure.

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  4. THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by EGSonikku · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since i'm positive someone will post it, i'll debunk it ahead of time.

    "WHAT IF WE DESTROY THE MOON!?"

    It won't. A good anaology would be crashing the empire state building into Wyoming. It would look sorta cool, but that's about it.

    "WHAT ABOUT DESTROYING NATURE!?"
    Well, the moon in a dead chunk of former Earth material which has no atmosphere and certainly no ecology. And as stated previously, the explosion won't be all that neat on a planetary scale. The Moon has taken much much worse hits from meteors and what not.

    So basically, break out your telescopes in '08 and enjoy the show.

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    1. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Moon has taken much much worse hits from meteors and what not.

      Moon: "Mom, finally my acne has started to clear up after four billion years."

      Ffffffuump!

      Moon: "Oh shit! Just before my big date with Titan!"

    2. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by 0racle · · Score: 1

      It would look sorta cool

      Only sort of?

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    3. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      A good anaology would be crashing the empire state building into Wyoming.
      I think that would be a bad analogy.

      • mass of moon = 7.36 × 10^22 kg
      • mass of impactor: 1 x 10^6 (from the /. blurb)
      • mass of empire state building: 5 x 10^8 (googling gives the oft-cited stat that the mass of the great pyramid is ~ 13 x the empire state building, and the mass of Great Pyramid of Giza is listed as 6 x 10^9
      • mass of wyoming: Not easily determined.

      Your analogy is bad since the mass of wyoming is not easily determined. Furthermore, since the impactor is 2 orders of magnitude less than the empire state building, that would imply that since

      impactor:moon :: empirestatebuilding:wyoming

      that wyoming is approximately 2 orders of magnitude less mass than the moon.

      doubtful.
    4. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by JaWiB · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Haven't you seen "The Time Machine?" Today, two-ton probes; tomorrow, mining operations that fail catastrophically, breaking the moon into massive chunks that will fall to earth, wreaking havoc on the planet.

    5. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by judabuddhist · · Score: 3, Funny

      "It won't. A good anaology would be crashing the empire state building into Wyoming. It would look sorta cool, but that's about it." This is perhaps the worst analogy designed to combat irrational fears ever.

    6. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by Jerf · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm more curious of why they want to do it at all. Isn't the moon covered with craters? Many of which are a lot more than 16 ft deep? Can't they observe the dust and debris around those craters?

      Good question. Unfortunately, the dust around those craters aren't glowing from heat, allowing you to use emission spectroscopy. The article doesn't say that's what they're doing, but that's the only thing I can imagine they'd be doing it for.

      It would probably be satisfactory if a normal asteroid would be polite enough to smash itself at our leisure and on a schedule (although the asteroid would contaminate the results by adding an unknown quantity to the system; we know what our machine is made out of and can "subtract" it), but that doesn't seem to be in the cards.

    7. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by Jerf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Close; I believe the usual question is actually "WHAT IF WE CHANGE THE MOON'S ORBIT?", actually.

      Also something about wondering if we smash enough things into the moon if we'll lower the Earth's gravity and make the Moon heavier. For extra bonus points ask if someday (presumably "someday" in the near-enough future that the question actually concerns the asker) that will cause the Earth and Moon to collide.

      For double extra bonus points, be worried about the possible effect on the Earth's climate all these massive cosmic changes will be having.

      I'm not being totally sarcastic; I've seen the equivalent of all of these, even that last one, posted on this very site.

    8. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by AgNO3 · · Score: 1

      I just watched something on the formation of the moon this weekend. It was not formed from anything from Earth. I was most likes a smaller planet forming at the same time that was sucked into our orbit. It then side swiped the then forming Earth and both being in a no solid state did some weird shit way over my head to try and explain in text. The smaller object now significantly slowed down was trapped by the then forming earth. Could be totally wrong but that is what I just watched on Discovery I do believe.

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    9. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that the majority of Slashdot readers have some scientific background ;-)

      I assumed that this never happens, but did actually bump into a few recently :-D

    10. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by scotch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow, send a letter to NASA, they obviously haven't thought this through. If even an uneducated arm-chair space-exploration critic like yourself can point out the many flaws in their mission after having thought about it for scant minutes and knowing very little about anything, then the mission is clearly deeply flawed. Thank you sir, your efforts could very well save those NASA scoundrels from wasting another $73million! Don't be surprised if you get called up to provide your valuable insights on all future NASA missions!

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    11. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      let me be the mass of earth
      let mw be the mass of wyoming
      let se be the surface area of earth
      let sw be the surface area of wyoming

      you can get an approximation for mw with:

      mw = me*sw/se

      Of course this makes a lot of assumptions (which are approximately true hence the approximate value for mw).

    12. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by khallow · · Score: 1
      For double extra bonus points, be worried about the possible effect on the Earth's climate all these massive cosmic changes will be having.

      I can assure you that this isn't a problem. After all, the last time the Moon collided with Earth, there was no significant impact on Earth life.

    13. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes certainly NASA should come around your house every time they want to plan a mission or spend some money and take time to explain it all to you v e r y s l o w l y indeed so you'll understand and be in a position to to give the yea or nay to whether or not they can go ahead with their plans.

      Of course if you weren't so stupid and could read all the information NASA provides for yourself without the massive expense involved in having NASA come and talk to you specially we'd all be a lot better off.

    14. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      But..
      WHAT IF WE DESTROY THE HOROSCOPE OF A RUSSIAN ASTROLOGIST?

      I mean will any scientific breakthroughts we may gain from this be worth it if someone out there doesn't meet that tall, dark stranger asking for advice but seeking something much deeper? Will you be able to live with that guilt?

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    15. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by razablade · · Score: 1

      Also something about wondering if we smash enough things into the moon if we'll lower the Earth's gravity and make the Moon heavier. For extra bonus points ask if someday (presumably "someday" in the near-enough future that the question actually concerns the asker) that will cause the Earth and Moon to collide.

      Ok, any physicists out there feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember the force of gravity equation as GM1M2/r^2. So wouldn't the transfer of mass from M1 to M2 (Earth to Moon) have no net effect on the gravitational interaction between the two?

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    16. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by Somegeek · · Score: 1

      It may not have any affect on the gravitational force between them, (IANAP) but it would sure effect the orbits. Think if you transfered 95% of the Earth's mass to the moon. The gravitational force between them would still be the same, but do you think that the moon would still be orbiting around us?

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    17. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by the_greywolf · · Score: 1
      let me be the mass of earth
      let mw be the mass of wyoming

      at first glance, i thought you were a stack machine. and then i thought, "my God, he's huge!"

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    18. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by mikael · · Score: 1

      Close; I believe the usual question is actually "WHAT IF WE CHANGE THE MOON'S ORBIT?", actually.

      It's already happening. The moon's orbit is drifting outwards by around 3.8 cm each year (Source: Sychronous.html)

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    19. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      mass of impactor: 1 x 10^6 (from the /. blurb)

      I must've read a different blurb. I could have sworn it said 2 tons, not 1000 tons...

      The 10^6 kg was the plume of debris to be kicked up by the impact of the 2x10^3 kg impactor.

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    20. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      The moon, being 27% the mass of the earth, does not orbit the earth anyway. In effect, the earth and the moon orbit each other in a binary planet configuration. The larger mass of the earth makes our orbit of the moon appear as little more than a wobble on our path around the sun.
      If 95% of the earths mass were moved to the moon, the moon would be the major planet in the pair and would have even less off a wobble than the earth currently does.

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    21. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Since i'm positive someone will post it, i'll debunk it ahead of time.

      You should also get ready to debunk the people who will surely claim we didn't actually send a rocket to the moon to test for water, that it was all a hoax cooked up in ILMs studio by NASA.

    22. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by thedletterman · · Score: 1

      a 2 ton probe? I say we crash a hummer into the moon, just to say we did. GM would have the added bonus of saying their hummer has a five star and one moon government safety crash test.

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    23. Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! by coopex · · Score: 1

      sw = 97818 sq miles = 253 348.62 sq km
      se = 510 942 805 sq km
      me = 5.9742 × 10^24 kg
      then mw = 2.96227936 × 10^21 kg

      getting back to the point
      mass of the Moon = 7.36 × 10^22 kilograms
      Empire State Building Weight: 365000 tons
      mass of probe = 2 tons

      so crashing the empire state building into wyoming is 24.8648649*182500 = 4 537 837.84 times too much

      To achieve an equivalent crash, it'd only be a 160.869565 lb object, not a very impressive sight.

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  5. LCROSS proven to not be able to penetrate by zorkwiz · · Score: 1

    Just ask the Defense lawyers for the team at Duke. This Probe is doomed to fail.

  6. Revival of an old strategy by rijrunner · · Score: 4, Informative


        They used to crash the upper stages of the Saturn 5 to gain scientific data from the Moon. Learned a lot that way.

        Hard to say if this will work though. The theoretical plume size has a lot of unknowns involved. To date, they have never directly observed water on the Moon, but have only identified a certain amount of hydrogen, which would correspond to a certain amount of water, if that hydrogen was bound in water molecules. If the hydrogen is hydrated minerals, that plume will be much, much smaller than projected.

    1. Re:Revival of an old strategy by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      They used to crash the upper stages of the Saturn 5 to gain scientific data from the Moon. Learned a lot that way.

      Its a shame they switched off the original ALSEP seismometers, they might actually be able to tell us something about the structure under the south pole.

      I wonder how long those RTG's were going to last anyway?

    2. Re:Revival of an old strategy by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Not the Saturn V, they crashed the lunar landers back into the Moon after the astronauts left. And they've already done this experiment once (with Lunar Prospector) and found nothing. Granted, it wasn't a dedicated mission, just an interesting way to end the spacecraft. But that does argue for considerable caution in allocating serious money to repeating the experiment.

    3. Re:Revival of an old strategy by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      No they also crashed the third stage of the Saturn V in to the moon. Apollo 13 was the first mission that they planned to do that on. Since it was going that way anyway why not?

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    4. Re:Revival of an old strategy by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, you're right. I hadn't heard that they'd set the third stage to hit the Moon until just now and had assumed you meant the landers. (Which also hit the Moon again.) I'm impressed that they were able to set the buggers to hit the Moon from so far away.

  7. Mars landers by HermanAB · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess NASA did learn something from all the Mars impacts after all... ;)

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    1. Re:Mars landers by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Since Murphy works in space as well as earth, this time there will be a metric to english units conversion problem and they will miss the moon altogether.

    2. Re:Mars landers by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Given their track record with these sort of things, this probe is going to make a perfect soft 3-point landing, remaining perfectly intact and unscratched.

      If NASA wants this thing to work, they'll build another copy of Beagle-2 and point it at the moon.

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  8. NASA astronauts by martyb · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA: NASA astronauts visited the moon during the late 1960s and early 1970s under the Apollo program but have not returned.

    I think it's a little late, now, to think of sending up missions to bring them back to earth.<grin>

    1. Re:NASA astronauts by horologium · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lots of people forgot what they were doing in the 60's and 70's...

  9. Environmental Impact Study Needed! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Shouldn't they study the ecological effects before maring the pristine surface of our neighbor?

    Have they no respect for the environment?

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    1. Re:Environmental Impact Study Needed! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Given that the moon has only slightly more life than Tulsa on a Sunday night, I don't think that there will be much of a problem.

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    2. Re:Environmental Impact Study Needed! by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
      Shouldn't they study the ecological effects before marring the pristine surface of our neighbor?


      They did, and after spending $94M on the ecological study, Halberton Scientific concluded that there would be "a near-zero probability of killing any significant life on the moon".

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    3. Re:Environmental Impact Study Needed! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If the probe finds water, then environmentally speaking, they SHOULDN'T have smacked the moon with a 2 ton projectile. On the other hand, if the probe finds NO water, then they NEEDN'T have smacked the moon with a 2 ton projectile.

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  10. Re:Only $72 million? by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know what would be amazing? If we could talk about technology on Slashdot again, and leave Bush out of the conversation. Seriously. What prompted you to say that? Was it political, or about technology (and the troll who tells me that technology is political should lay off)?

  11. Property damage... by andytrevino · · Score: 3, Funny

    They better not hit the sites of any of my future summer homes!

    ;)

  12. Accuracy through unit conversions by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 5, Informative

    "... it is expected to create a hole 16 feet deep and send up a 2.2 million-pound (998,000-kg) plume of debris"

    I think they're most likely ballpark figures for a 5 metre deep crater, and 1000 tonnes of debris. Convert these to imperial measurements and back again without thinking too much, and you gain many significant figures of accuracy!

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    1. Re:Accuracy through unit conversions by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      Good point, although you're actually talking about precision, not accuracy. They don't mean the same thing.

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    2. Re:Accuracy through unit conversions by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      No, no, if they do that they run the risk of soft-landing the impact probe. Or missing the Moon altogether.

      (that's a joke, by the way).

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    3. Re:Accuracy through unit conversions by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      there are lbm (pounds mass) and lbf (pounds force). At sea level on earth, one lbm requires one lbf to lift, so they are essencially interchangeable in casual usage. When refering to simply "lbs" leaving the choice ambiguous, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to default to mass confusingly enough.

      Of course, there's always "kilograms force" which appear to be the best effort of the metric system to emulate one of the more confusing aspects of the "standard" system. Under the principle of "equivalent stupidity" I suppose.

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  13. Hubble by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dozens of ground-based telescopes, as well as possibly space observatories, such as the Hubble telescope, will be trained on the plume as well.

    It does not look like Hubble will be around long enough. Without shuttle-based repairs, it is not expected to last more than a few more years unless it gets luckier than the Mars rovers.

    This collision mission sounds similar to the comet-crash mission last 4th of July, Deep Impact.

    1. Re:Hubble by helioquake · · Score: 1

      The instrument degradation isn't the key reason why the Hubble won't matter much on this mission.

      The key instrument for a detetion of water is most probably a spectrograph (IR, UV, etc), which the Hubble has none at this point. Unless there is a servicing mission AND the NASA decides to repair the Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, the Hubble won't do us any good.

      You cross your finger that there are other IR spectrograph in orbit. Or you could do this sort of things from 8m class ground telescopes, perhaps.

    2. Re:Hubble by grozzie2 · · Score: 1
      Without shuttle-based repairs, it is not expected to last more than a few more years unless it gets luckier than the Mars rovers.

      Just in case you didn't realize it, 2009 is only a few years off. Actually a pretty good chance of Hubble being able to get spectacular shots for public consumption. Will they be of any scientific value, hard to say, but likely not, the correct instrumentation isn't there. Doesn't matter tho, a few color corrected visible spectrum shots for public consumption is more than adaquate to get more funding.

    3. Re:Hubble by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Except that HST is expected to fail before that. "A few years" is a very long time to a spacecraft. If nothing else, the gyros aren't happy and are getting less so all the time and the batteries are expected fail around 2008/2009.

  14. They're the experts by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you need to crash a spacecraft, NASA are the go to guys.

    1. Re:They're the experts by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, they've faced some competition from the ESA lately. The US is still the undisputed leader in blowing up spacecraft, though.

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    2. Re:They're the experts by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Informative

      Though to be fair, the Soviet space program was far more efficient; they achieved more fatalities per accident.

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    3. Re:They're the experts by deathcow · · Score: 1

      My uncle was the pilot of Deep Impact, you insensitive clod. He was lost when his spacecraft creashed into a comet.

  15. But.... but.... by wbren · · Score: 3, Funny

    But... But... The Enterprise doesn't smash a Class 1 Probe into planets when it wants to scan for water, so why does NASA have to? Or maybe this is another instance where I'm inappropriately placing elements of Star Trek technology into contemporary science problems? I'm so confused...

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  16. Scary idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good Lord,
    In space there's hardly any gravity. I've seen pictures of ordinary humans being able to perform great feats of strength in space, like upside down pushups with the tip of their finger while wearing an orange jumpsuit and gobbling floating blobs of water like a chameleon. I've also seen astronauts on the moon take great flying leaps that no human could do on Earth. If an ordinary human can do those things in space, then obviously a 2 ton weight should be able to do unimaginable damage. It's likely that the moon will either crack into 2 pieces, or possibly fly off into space where it will be gobbled up by Jupiter or become a tenth planet. I can't imagine what these "scientists" are thinking. We seriously need to put a stop to this now.

  17. Re:Woot! by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, but:

    What is the cost per pound for GEO lift? (this will need at least that much), and how much does this highly scientific bullet weigh?
    Certainly a fleet of mars style rovers (which have proven their mettle) would cost no more to lift and produce tons more science?

    Just a thought.
    -nB

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  18. Moon Missions by biocute · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing I like about Moon missions is we can see the results pretty much immediately, we can even see the mission via a telescope!

  19. Re:Woot! by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bah, I forgot to ask:
    Has the vehicle dev team talked with the launch team about whether they are using imperial tons or metric tonnes?
    I can see it now: Lauch team: metric, Vehicle team: imperial.
    "Sir, we don't seem to ahve enough fuel to reach the moon, best we can do is put the bullet in a LEO and wait for someone who we really want to shoot to come by."

    -nB

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  20. News article from the future... by phillymjs · · Score: 5, Funny

    "NASA's mission to crash a probe into the moon came to an unfortunate end today as the probe suffered a glitch and settled into a stable orbit around the Moon instead of the planned death-dive. Officials said they believe the cause of the problem was engineers mistakenly using the metric system in a system where imperial measures should have been used."

    ~Philly

    1. Re:News article from the future... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      That was awesome.

      Virtual +1 Underrated

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  21. Decisions... by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

    I can't decide whether to try to make an Excel Saga joke out of the project name, or merely reflect on the vague similarities to Baxter's "Moonseed".

    1. Re:Decisions... by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      You get to bear my children for that. Hold still, the ovipositor will only be down your throat for a few seconds.

  22. Re:Couldn't they just.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't get it. What does the shuttle have to do with the moon, or finding water on the moon? If you were clever, you could say that Kennedy and a young lady could pilot the next spacecraft to the moon, or make a comment how under a dual-purpose mission strategy Kennedy and a young female astronaut have been selected by Bush for the Moon/Mars initiative.

    You see, Son, that is the thing about political humor. You can't just go sticking it in all willy-nilly where it doesn't fit.

    And the guy who responded to you with the W comment completely misses the joke and comes off looking ignorant. That's right dude, stick it to the Slashdot man! You are truely a rebel without a cause.

  23. Re:Woot! by hubie · · Score: 1
    You don't need a lot of mass for the impactor because you get a lot of kinetic energy out of that v-squared term.

    It would cost a heck of a lot more to design, develop, build, test, launch, and staff a fleet of rovers than it would to do this mission.

  24. Re:Only $72 million? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Yes and when Clinton was "ministering" young interns in the oval office we didn't have planes running into buildings either.

  25. I've got to wonder... by Timewinder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this really necessary?

    I'm glad that banging stuff together when bored and frustrated is still an accepted practice.

    Now to take care of some coworkers...

  26. Already done by Toba82 · · Score: 1

    Didn't Beagle 2 already do this?

    I'm sorry. I really am.

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    1. Re:Already done by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. I really am.

      Not as sorry as NASA, I'll bet.

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  27. Re:Moon Trash? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    NASA's incompetence is a feature, not a bug.

  28. Re:Only $72 million? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    The knowledge that oil is available is known,
    but it's not likely there is appreciable water in the moon.

    The expediture is relative, and possibly just as moot.

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  29. Re:Couldn't they just.... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    Couldn't they just send up Ted Kennedy to pilot the next shuttle mission?

    I'd rather send Bin Ladin. As a passenger, In a small pine box with airholes. In the cargo bay.

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  30. Klingon Probe Technology by rewinn · · Score: 1

    The best part of Star Trek: The Motion Picture was when the Klingons probed an alien phenomenon in a similar way.

    Let's hope NASA's probe has different results!

  31. Will this be visible to the naked eye? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Okay, I admit, I'm a bit of a bumpkin when it comes to understanding the scale of all this. I was just curious: Would this be visible to the naked eye?

    Why do I ask? I was watching some show on Discovery or History Channel several years ago. They said that in the 1600's or so some monks prayed for a sign, then they looked up at the sky and saw the moon on ... of all things... fire. There was a theory that a large meteor struck the moon and put on a light show. I was just curious if a.) Anybody knows about the story I'm referring to and can point me at the right search terms to find it and b.) if there's an off-shoot chance that Nasa's going to pull a stunt that'll result in some group of people suddenly dropping to their knees and praying.

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    1. Re:Will this be visible to the naked eye? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Is this maybe what you're referring to? From the linked article:

      There is also a very old historical account that could also be explained by a meteor hitting the Moon. This was recorded by Gervase of Canterbury who, in 1178, along with five other monks, saw a very bright flash on the Moon:

      "There was a bright New Moon, and as usual in that phase its horns were tilted towards the east. Suddenly, the upper horn split in two. From the midpoint of the division, a flaming torch sprang up, spewing out fire, hot coals and sparks."

      Some astronomers believe that the crater Bruno, one of the youngest on the lunar surface, may have been formed in this event.


      More information in this article. Hope this helps.

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    2. Re:Will this be visible to the naked eye? by Bob3141592 · · Score: 1

      Okay, I admit, I'm a bit of a bumpkin when it comes to understanding the scale of all this. I was just curious: Would this be visible to the naked eye?

      No, the effects of the impact will be much too small, even if favorably placed.

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    3. Re:Will this be visible to the naked eye? by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      Okay, I admit, I'm a bit of a bumpkin when it comes to understanding the scale of all this. I was just curious: Would this be visible to the naked eye?

      No, the effects of the impact will be much too small, even if favorably placed.


      Though that would be one way that you could get the general public interested in the mission.
      Something that they can actually see would be impressive.

      Was just thinking that if you could get a sizable portion of the world's people looking at/united by one thing.

      How large an impact/explosion would you really need to be visible, even if only with binoculars?

  32. Mad Science Award by Xiroth · · Score: 1

    Looks like they're aiming for another Mad Science Award.

  33. I guess by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 1

    I guess this will finally disprove the theory that the moon is made of cheese.

  34. Water quality? by RootsLINUX · · Score: 1

    Assuming they do find water, I can't help but wonder what the quality of it would be. Would it be drinkable? Would it need to go through a 24 stage modern filtration system? What about the posibility of consumers of the water getting moon cooties? You gotta be careful about moon cooties...>_>

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    1. Re:Water quality? by afaik_ianal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You gotta be careful about moon cooties...

      Somehow, I suspect that's the only kind of cooties you need to worry about.

  35. It will, like, not, actually by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    The parent expressed what is arguably one of the least-informed opinions yet presented on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:It will, like, not, actually by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      You must be new here...

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  36. No Problemo by patiodragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Phase II = MoonRaker!

    And if that doesn't clear things up, well, we'll send in MoonLeafBlower!

    1. Re:No Problemo by modecx · · Score: 1

      Wooh! It would be sweet if we could turn the moon into a giant Zen Garden!!!

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    2. Re:No Problemo by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1
      Wooh! It would be sweet if we could turn the moon into a giant Zen Garden!!!

      Good Sir, that is one of the most innovative, brilliant and mind-boggling ideas that I encountered lately. A project worth of human endeavour, albeit in a completely batshit-crazy way.
      I say, let us for a cult, gather disciples and raise funding for the Moon Zen Garden project! Let us plant a beacon of tranquility, peace and introspection into the night sky, for all to see! Let Earth bask in the spiritual emanations of the Moon Zen Garden! World peace! Happyness! Enlightenment for all! It is only a few simple steps away!

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  37. Re:Two funny comments by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    No, no, since the world has failed to standardize on Windows, Bill Gates is going to crash the moon into the world to start over creating his standardized world free of poverty.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Revenge+of+the+I mperial+Electronic+Brain

  38. Re:Two funny comments by CRC'99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) One has to wonder if the excitement generated by Deep Impact is just going to spawn a whole series of experiments involving slamming large impactors onto heavenly bodies... if only for the publicity of smashing a heavenly body.

    That's one way to describe the mating process I guess.......

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  39. more details.... by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

    The project, called "Deep Orbital Water Sensing Emitter" or DOWSE, is NASA's most ambitious project in years. Current plans call for the capital-Y-shaped vessel to be finished and ready for launch in early 2007 and while the execution may be complex, the basic idea is simple. Engines in the craft's stems will propel it toward the moon, while the actual navigational commands will be issued from the hollow body of the vessel. "What will be in that half-mile long tude issuing these complex water-seeking commands," you ask? As much of the US's growing psychic population as NASA can cram in, comes the almost predictable answer. And while the psychics will certainly be killed on lunar impact, NASA feels that this will more than offset the cost of what is almost certain to be a failed mission.

    1. Re:more details.... by kryliss · · Score: 1

      And piloting the craft will be none other than Miss. Cleo herself.

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  40. looking for water on the moon? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    why not just go there and dig?

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    1. Re:looking for water on the moon? by Kangburra · · Score: 1

      Yeah, bring new meaning to a community service order!

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  41. Re:Only $72 million? by LandownEyes · · Score: 1

    But that is what is so great about it, if the message is so far out of place, if it doesn't make anyone laugh, then yes, it will be modded down...situation solved.

  42. One precidence (earlier than Deep Impact) by helioquake · · Score: 4, Informative

    NASA tried this impact project with Lunar Prospector in 1999. But it did not lead to any substantial ejection of water vapor off the impact point. No water vapor was observed with the Hubble/STIS (spectrograph). I believe (have not RFTA) that NASA wants to do it right with a proper impactor at this time.

    1. Re:One precidence (earlier than Deep Impact) by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      NASA tried this impact project with Lunar Prospector in 1999. But it did not lead to any substantial ejection of water vapor off the impact point. No water vapor was observed with the Hubble/STIS (spectrograph). I believe (have not RFTA) that NASA wants to do it right with a proper impactor at this time.

      Part of the reason that the Lunar Prospector was not as successful as hoped in throwing up some H20 was because the impactor was relatively light (~150 kg) and had a very shallow grazing angle. It literally "just scratched the surface".

      On the other hand LCROSS will impact with something like 2000 kg at a very steep impact angle and is estimated to create a new crater 100 yd wide and 16 ft deep. That's kicking up a lot of regolith! (which would, incidentally, be a good name for a rock band)

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    2. Re:One precidence (earlier than Deep Impact) by Rei · · Score: 1

      [quote]regolith! (which would, incidentally, be a good name for a rock band)[/quote]

      Pakistani or Christian rock?

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  43. how to ensure Success..? by dartarrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...planning to crash a two-ton probe into the moon."

    To ensure the probe actually crashes I suggest we use MS Windows.

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    COuldn't resist

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    1. Re:how to ensure Success..? by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

      True....we're looking for water...I mean....Windows DOES give you a BLUE screen of death....and they're using spectrometers...ok ok....too much geeky stuff...i know....should get back to work...couldn't resist :)

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    2. Re:how to ensure Success..? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      To ensure the probe actually crashes I suggest we use MS Windows.

      Then it could make history by being the only vehicle ever to crash before take-off.

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  44. Re:Only $72 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Poorest logic yet! You are clearly not familiar with the precepts of guerrilla warfare. Kill one, terrify a thousand. They counted on a predictable response and we have not needed another "lesson."

    Those pesky terrorists who "hate our freedoms" haven't HAD to do anything. Your gov. has taken away more liberties and freedoms than terrorists could have hoped to. The War on Terror has obviated the terrorists' need to conduct any attacks. They got the desired effect with almost no effort! Classic guerrilla tactics.

    How many more White House, Pentagon, State and intelligence officials must come forward for the remaining minority (thankfully) of Americans to accept what is so obviously true?

    Or you could just look around you at any measure of "quality of life" you care to. Education: in the pooper with funding continuing to plummet. Economy: Avg income dropping, savings rate is negative, Federal surplus has become record deficit, wealth gap continues to widen, job creation at lowest rates in 50 years (though a recent upswing), etc. 7 years ago, would you have ever thought election fraud would become an important issue in the US? Times, they are a'changin'....

    Or Iraqis could examine the "quality of life" in Iraq as I got to see first hand for 3 years. Sure, most thought Saddam should be overthrown. Duh. But now after more than three years even the major cities don't have the same level of utility serive as before, employment is a fraction of what it was, 60-80% of schools and universities are still closed, access to helath care is even worse than before (coalition efforts have builkt only 23 of the 147 planned clinics), etc.

    Maslow and his heirarchy of needs tells us that it's hard to focus on abstractions like "democracy" when you have no idea how you'll continue to feed the family (and can't help but think about how you could before the US came....) I only pray that they can collectively hold on. Iraqis are a wonderful people.

    Face it: there is no evidence that ANY of it has worked - every metric you choose points to an unmittigated failure.

  45. 2.2 million pounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is that Moon pounds or earth pounds? cause 2.2 million pounds on the moon is a lot more mass than 2.2 million pounds on earth....

    1. Re:2.2 million pounds by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that Moon pounds or earth pounds?

      Pound Sterling. Converting to US dollars would roughly double the size of the plume, and using Lira would create a dust cloud that encircles the solar system.

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  46. This is just... by monoqlith · · Score: 1

    sarcasm This is just old-fashioned pork barrel politics. Except, now they're not even pretending: instead of saying a $2,000,000,000 "bridge to nowhere" serves an actual purpose they are just going to outright spend $73,000,000 with the explicit purpose of making a pile of debris on the moon. I bet they name it after Senator Ted Stevens(R-Alaska) or Bill Frist(R-Tenn). At least Bill Frist has some experience on conducting science at a distance. "Frist Water-Seeking Mission to the Moon" sounds kind of catchy. Kind of. Maybe? Ok, no. /sarcasm

  47. Splash! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny
    Some of these NASA experiments sound a bit like the Monty Python skit where they try to determine is a woman is a witch or not...

    Which reminds me... Why not send a witch? If she drowns then you know there's water.

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    1. Re:Splash! by clockwise_music · · Score: 1


      Why don't they just use divining rods?

    2. Re:Splash! by andersa · · Score: 3, Funny

      I say we nuke the entire site from orbit.. It's the only way to be sure..

    3. Re:Splash! by CnlPepper · · Score: 1

      F*ck'in-A

    4. Re:Splash! by BigDogCH · · Score: 2, Informative

      Silly peasant. Witches burn, and what also burns? Wood. Wood also floats (along with very small rocks). So, if she drowns, then she isn't made of wood, and wouldn't burn, thus isn't a witch.

    5. Re:Splash! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I say we nuke the entire site from orbit.. It's the only way to be sure..

      W runs NASA, eh?

  48. Re:Woot! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    IIRC on the shuttle it'd be about US$10,000 a pound. Using appropriate rockets, if we had any, might cost only US$5,000 a pound. YMMV. These figures are probably outdated, too.

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  49. see... by Jebediah_Mourn · · Score: 1

    See, things like this are why I am just not that impressed with science...

    1. Re:see... by JakusMinimus · · Score: 2, Funny

      See, things like this are why I am just not that impressed with science...

      comments like this are why science just isn't that impressed with you

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  50. Rocket Scientist??? by bmccorm2 · · Score: 1

    If the objective of every mission is to crash, then NASA CANNOT fail. What does it take to work for NASA again (I have much experience crashing objects ;)

  51. Re:Two funny comments by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    One has to wonder if the excitement generated by Deep Impact is just going to spawn a whole series of experiments involving slamming large impactors onto heavenly bodies...

    Sounds to me like the end of a successful dating experience.

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  52. Re:Only $72 million? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    (Shhh. Nobody tell him about the politics section.)

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  53. Y'know what would be scientific & lots of fun. by PerlPunk · · Score: 1

    Setting off a nuke on the moon. Just think of the kind of crater you can make with a nuke, the kind of dust plume you could create, and all the advertising you could get.

    "This year's moon-nuke detonation has been brought to you by. . ."

  54. New title... by Firehed · · Score: 1
    NASA's $73 Million Shovel

    I'm pretty sure I could make something from a few car batteries and a thousand bucks at the hardware store that would do the job better than a $73M small bomb, provided they supply the rocket to send it up. Is this really the best we can do? Heck, why bother with the probe if it's just going to crash? Surely the rocket alone would be much cheaper.

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  55. well they're sure to find water. by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1


    if they make the probe with 2 tons of ice =)

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  56. Guarantee the results! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should mount a dowsing rod onto the guidance system...

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  57. All fun and games, until..... by ami-in-hamburg · · Score: 1

    Ok, this sound like fun and games until someone gets hurt. When they wake up Godzilla, I think he might be pretty pissed off, kindof like Napolean returning from Alba or something!

  58. Heh... by wolf369T · · Score: 4, Funny

    An they will *accidentally* crash the probe on the Apollo 11 landing site. Then listen to the conspirationists...

    1. Re:Heh... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Not to ruin the humor, but it isn't like the lander is there anymore. It crashed elsewhere after lifting Neil and Buzz into orbit.

      I'm hoping that they hit those damn whalers on the Moon. (They carry a harpoon!) Their song is driving me nuts.

    2. Re:Heh... by wolf369T · · Score: 1

      No, I was saying about the flag (hopefully NOT moving) and the footsteps. And the rovers from Apollo 17 (and 16?). They must be there, or elese the damn consirationists do have a thing to say.

  59. It's not $73 million by Stile+65 · · Score: 1

    According to this CNN article, it's actually a $600 million mission. The probe itself is capped at $80 million, yes, but the entire mission's cost also includes getting the probe and its mother ship into lunar orbit, dropping the probe, and getting the mother ship to fly through the plume and search for water vapor.

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  60. Re:Couldn't they just.... by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1
    When did Dubya ever drive into a lake?
    never to my knowledge, but he had a bunch of other people drive/fly/sail into iraq. not to make that pasty irish fuck sound good though.
  61. Re:Y'know what would be scientific & lots of f by MikeTwo · · Score: 1

    Yeah except that a nuke in a vaccuum is a pretty mundane event. Think mini-star. The plume effect and shockwaves all come from superheating the air -- which wouldn't work up there. I imagine a nuke on the moon would look like a great big stadium light for about one and a half seconds, and then just leave some nice radiation-cooked moondust near where it was.

  62. That's so sad... by RMB2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA: NASA astronauts visited the moon during the late 1960s and early 1970s under the Apollo program but have not returned.

    Those astronauts, who sacrificed so willingly, sitting up there all alone on the Moon for thirty years...

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  63. Lunar Warming by DolomiteZipper · · Score: 1

    What if the dust cloud sends the moon into a vicious cylce of Lunar Warming???? Is it not bad enough man has destroyed the earth atmosphere, now we must ruin the moon as well? I hope they can live with the blood of the Man on the Moon on their hands. The GreenHouse effect will surely make the moon uninhabitable.

  64. Re:Y'know what would be scientific & lots of f by gutbunny · · Score: 1

    Those kids at N.A.S.A. love comedy. Mr. Show season 3 episode six. "America will blow up the moon" This will be the best 4th of July ever!

  65. The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by cje · · Score: 5, Funny
    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you. Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

    (Hey, I've seen enough people plagiarize this piece over the years, I thought I might as well post it myself for old time's sake.)

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    1. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by isorox · · Score: 1

      (Hey, I've seen enough people plagiarize this piece over the years, I thought I might as well post it myself for old time's sake.)

      Fair enough, maybe even get a couple of "Funny". What worries me if you've been modded "Informative". INFORMATIVE?! What the flying bannanas are these mods on? Do they really believe the moon is a gigantic searchlight?

    2. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      It's a karma thing -- being modded informative raises your karma, but being modded funny doesn't.

    3. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by zippthorne · · Score: 2

      I thought that's what "underrated" was for..

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    4. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were trying to be funny?

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    5. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Funny used to raise your karma, though, right? Or am I sorely mistaken? Of course, back in my days we actually had numbers for karma! None of this subjective ratings junk.

      Still, the question remains. Has it always been like this?

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  66. analogy by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I thought the Empire State Building analogy was fairly good. The sizes are kinda irrelevant; neither the building nor the probe will destroy Wyoming nor the moon, and both would look pretty cool. ^_^

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  67. Re:In Soviet Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    no. no. no!

    if anything it should be:

    In Soviet Russia, moon bombs you!

  68. Chemistry refresher by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    What do you have on the moon which can be converted to water and oxygen?

    Water + energy (electricity)=hydrogen + oxygen

    I give up, what can be converted to water and oxygen?

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    1. Re:Chemistry refresher by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      Hydrogen peroxide naturally breaks down into oxygen and water. Theres even a catalyst you can use to speed things up, whose name eludes me. . .Potassium Permagnate maybe?

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    2. Re:Chemistry refresher by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the question was: "What do you have on the moon which can be converted to water and oxygen?"

      Are there known quantities of hydrogen peroxide on the moon?

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  69. Divine intervention by njh · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just use two bent sticks?

  70. looks sorta cool from guantonamo cell.... by 80+85+83+83+89+33 · · Score: 1
    A good anaology would be crashing the empire state building into Wyoming.


    i'd say he just got red flagged by the NSA. and now i just did, too.
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  71. I hope you don't work at NASA! by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    Witches won't drown even if there is water.

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  72. but they do! by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    They use a damn big 2 ton divining rod!

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  73. knowing NASAs track record by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    this probe will probably land, begin running experiments and set up a biosphere before quietly and uneventfully returning to earth

  74. Get your tinfoil hats on by SurfaceMount · · Score: 1

    I bet this thing crashes into the Apollo landing site, conveniantly destroying all traces of its existance (or non existance).

    NASA:"Opps, you will just have to take our word for it now and stop asking us to prove it"

  75. Unexpected Side Effects by BobSixtyFour · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the effect tons of debris flying from the moon will have... Oh wait, I know! The rocks will be aiming for: Earth. So that means George Bu-, I mean, NASA will shoot down our climate monitoring satellites so we can all sell our souls to the devil without knowing better. All we have to worry about is some of those WMD that terrorists have hidden on the moon... Boy, is it just me or is it starting to get hot on this planet?

  76. Can Hubble even look at the moon? by Killshot · · Score: 1

    I have always been under the impression that the moon was too close and too bright for Hubble to look at.

  77. KISS by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Couldn't a nice drill be constructed and landed gently to dig down 16 feet?

    But it would be 5 times as expensive, and 10 times more likely to fail. NASA can't afford either of those at this time. You also get to point way more instrumentation at the result, and almost the entire technology is already tested with the 'deep impact' probe.

    As for 'trashing' the moon, that's rather like saying that a mosquito is trashing my arm -- except that my arm has had far fewer mosquitos.

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    1. Re:KISS by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      But it would be 5 times as expensive, and 10 times more likely to fail. NASA can't afford either of those at this time. You also get to point way more instrumentation at the result, and almost the entire technology is already tested with the 'deep impact' probe.

      Interesting that this project is less ambitious than the original Ranger programme from the early 1960's.

  78. Re:Only $72 million? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    You know what would be amazing? If we could talk about technology on Slashdot again, and leave Bush out of the conversation.

    The $270B could have gone into research (including NASA) and other more useful things.
    Instead it's essentially being used to create a bunch of smaller, far less productive holes in the ground -- some filled with bodies; some filled with nothing.

    Some geeks are reasonably upset about this -- including some with friends and family members filling some of these expensive holes. I say let them vent, and go on to the next comment.

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  79. obLotR by snookums · · Score: 1

    "He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf the Grey

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  80. Re:Couldn't they just.... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    truely

  81. "The Time Machine" script? by teal_ · · Score: 1

    When the main character doing the time travel in the 2002 adaptation of the H.G. Wells classic goes into the future, doesn't he end up in the midst of mass panic due to the orbit of the moon having been disturbed by resort construction that used explosives or something?

  82. why not just send a block of concrete? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    If you're going to crash a 2 tonne probe into the surface, why not just send a block of concrete? surely cheaper.... :-)

  83. IT not right!! by munkiller · · Score: 1

    Personally i think its quite disturbing.. a 2 ton object into the moon.. What effect does this have on it trajectory?.. etc. and whats next a 50, 100, 1000 tone object? We should stop them they dont own the moon!! Heck i think we should drop a 2 tone object from out of space in NASAS back yard and see what they have to say about that.

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    1. Re:IT not right!! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      It seems to me someone should persuade George Bush to fire the USA at the moon, there's no terrorists or WMD up there to worry him.

  84. Are they crazy or what by SayonaraItchie · · Score: 1

    What if the moon is destroyed ? Hm, they should watch the movie ... Timeline once more :) Somethings should be left alone, the rainforest, Iraq, North-Korea and the Moon. Once you start fiddling with it you may expect the unexpected.

    1. Re:Are they crazy or what by erik_norgaard · · Score: 1

      What if it push the moon out of orbit and then the moon crashes into the earth? Are they insane?

  85. Careful, NASA by Ixthus2001 · · Score: 1

    The Clangers will take it as an act of war and start nuking us from orbit.

  86. What's the betting ..... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Look like dodgy units conversions to me. What's the betting that it's really a five metre hole and a one-gigagramme plume of debris?

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  87. Man in the moon by hentaidan · · Score: 1

    planning to crash a two-ton probe into the moon.

    Well that's one way to really piss off the man in the moon...

  88. Re:Only $72 million? by permaculture · · Score: 1

    I'm viewing only posts of +3 and above, and your post is the only one to mention B*sh.

    Change your settings and drop the subject, and you're set. :)

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  89. Foiled again! by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

    Just as I was about to carve my name on the moon with a laser, they have to go and smash the damn thing, the insensitive clods!

  90. Re:Nuke The Moon by koweja · · Score: 1

    Makes more sense than a lot of current foreign policies.

    Fire ze missiles!

  91. Lithobreaking! by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    LithoBreaking, Its not just for Mars anymore!

    Perhaps that should be caseibreaking? (stopping by use of cheese)

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  92. Worst ... Moderation ... Ever ... by Bob3141592 · · Score: 1

    "... it is expected to create a hole 16 feet deep and send up a 2.2 million-pound (998,000-kg) plume of debris"

    I think they're most likely ballpark figures for a 5 metre deep crater, and 1000 tonnes of debris. Convert these to imperial measurements and back again without thinking too much, and you gain many significant figures of accuracy!


    The parent was modded +5 Informative?!? It's a joke, people. You don't gain any significance by changing units. If the final exclaimation mark wasn't enough of a giveaway, the phrase "without thinking too much" might have been a clue.

    Funny, perhaps, but not Informative. Oh well, at least the author is probably laughing.

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    1. Re:Worst ... Moderation ... Ever ... by asadodetira · · Score: 1

      IMO, the parent comment is not a joke, but a great observation. We now know where those figures probably came from. It also makes us think how dumb it is for the press to give so many significant figures for this kind of estimates.

  93. well, we gotta be by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1
    ready now for the poor moon to come and HIT us...

    That might also put an end to the Microsoft monopoly ;)

  94. Re:Woot! by mahdi13 · · Score: 1
    What is the cost per pound for GEO lift? (this will need at least that much), and how much does this highly scientific bullet weigh?
    Looks like it will cost them $72.9 million to launch the thing and a $100,000 credit line at Radio Shake for the sensors
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  95. 998,000 kg by booch · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the feeling that the correct number is 1 million kg? I suspect that the original figure was 1 million kg, which then got translated to 2.2 million pounds for the non-scientific American audience. Then it got translated back to kilograms for the international audience, with some rounding errors. Even more interesting is that the number of significant digits went from 1 to 3 in the whole translation process.

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  96. Re:Couldn't they just.... by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

    Wow, what an insightful and thought provoking post. I now realize my faults for being liberal. I am going to switch my registered political party right away. I'd rather be around intelligent people like you who make valid, relative points and use logical reasoning.

  97. Fresh material by alienmole · · Score: 1

    What if the collision, via a quantum anomaly, creates a microscopic black hole, which will fall to the center of the moon, and oscillate back and forth, finally eating up the entire moon?

  98. Re:Woot! by Rei · · Score: 1

    GEO prices vary even more than LEO prices. But look at the mission price tag - this is less than a tenth as much total cost as the MER program. Simple mission = low price, in general (although I suppose Gravity Probe B would seem an exception).

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  99. Re:Only $72 million? by Rei · · Score: 1

    [quote] The $272 seems to be working so far. Look ma! No planes hitting buildings![/quote]

    You're right! Terrorism is way down.

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  100. Ingenious! by TheComputerGeek247 · · Score: 1

    Wow, while we are at it let's see how much it will take to knock the moon off of its rotation and send us into chaos. Is NASA just running out of ideas? I thought the Mars thing was pretty cool and they are doing some other scheduled things that look good too. I just don't understand why they would do this, especially when people are doubting whether NASA should exist anymore.

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  101. Nice photo of possible ice craters by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1

    Space.com has the following photo of the Aiken Crater on the South Pole. Pretty colors.

  102. Oblig. Futurama by Zerbs · · Score: 1

    Of course if they do find water up there, we'll be exploiting it. Reminds me of the song from the Moon theme park in Futurama: We're whalers on the Moon! We carry a harpoon! But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune!

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  103. don't be so sure by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    If MS Windows is used for this mission, the probe may crash just a couple of seconds before actual it must and what will we have then? A probe, hanging there 150 meters above the Moon serface totally crashed... We must supply the probe with a reset button, but if the probe reboots, will it return to Earth for a relaunch?

  104. Obligatory Link: NUKE THE MOON. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

    ^^^ That is what we should be doing. Forget crashing a tiny craft into it, we should be nuking it.

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  105. Only 16 feet? by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1

    Is is that hard to drill 16 feet? If their weight budget is two TONS, surely they could build a drill to dig at least that far. I would think a small sample from 30 feet would be more valuable than a large sample from 16 feet.

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  106. ABC's headline is wrong by fragamus · · Score: 1

    On Google news, the first story (that I saw on Google news) was from ABC News: Probe Will Be First to Reach Lunar Surface Since Apollo ABC News - 19 hours ago By NED POTTER. April 10, 2006 -- NASA announced today it will send a rocket to crash into the moon, an early step to delivering the ... I seem to recall we did this before in 1999: http://science.nasa.gov/newhome/headlines/ast03sep 99_1.htm Maybe there's a new conspiracy theory that we never went to the moon (again).

  107. Re:Sigh. Kids today. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Since they didn't specify, I assumed they were using lbm (pounds mass). The fact that you saw something describing the size of a cloud and immediately assumed it was lbf (pounds force) leads me to worry significantly about the rate of deteriorating education in the world today, as I wasn't in school that long ago, and even the greatest idiots in my classes knew the difference. Seriously, why would you measure a quantity of rock by a force?

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  108. Re:Two funny comments by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    Actually, there's been a plan floating around for years, to use the same methodology to collect particles from the surface of Europa: drop an impactor on the surface, fly the orbiter through the plume, collect particles. Analyze some on the fly, bring others back home for more detailed study.

    It looks like the impactor/collector mode is becoming popular among the space-oriented smarty men, probably because it works and is cost-effective.

    Think about it.

    You don't have to design the impactor for precision guidance and soft landings. You don't have to load it down with robotic collectors and onboard labs. And you obviously don't have to include any lunar launch and earth return capability. This constitutes a significant reduction in weight and complexity, with its attendant reduction in cost and increase in success chances.

    The orbiter/collector, meanwhile, can be optimized for its discrete tasks: collecting, analyzing, and (possibly) returning samples. It also doesn't need to be designed for soft landings and lunar launch capability. It can be designed specifically for zero-g operation, rather than multi-environment operation (zero-g in space, 1/6th g on the lunar surface). Again, this leads to weight and complexity savings, further increasing the chances of success and reducing cost.

    This approach--multiple, specialized stages, each optimized for a set of discrete tasks--was chosen for the Apollo project, where it was implemented very successfully to deliver several groundbreaking missions at an acceptable cost and within the weight and engineering budgets imposed by the state of the art at that time.

    I'm not at all surprised to see it being considered here. It's a proven approach with many benefits and few drawbacks.

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  109. Is this ..... by rjfan · · Score: 1

    an episode of "The Tick" I'm reading about....? Did Chairface succeed?!

  110. Lunar Prospector Mission / Ice at moon's poles by Pchelka · · Score: 1

    Since the article posted on Slashdot doesn't really explain why scientists think there might be ice on the Moon, I think your questions deserve a decent answer. Some recent unmanned missions like the Lunar Prospector have made spectroscopic measurements that suggest there are higher than normal concentrations of hydrogen near the Moon's poles. This could indicate the presence of water ice, or hydrogen tied up in the molecules of the rocks on the Moon. They did try crashing the Lunar Prospector into the Moon at the end of its mission, but the experiment didn't work out as planned. The reason why they are looking in deep craters, is that parts of the deepest craters near the Moon's poles may be permanently in shadow. Sunlight never reaches the bottoms of these craters, so that water ice might be able to exist there in a sort of permafrost layer. There is some evidence for water ice in deep craters near the poles of the planet Mercury as well. If I understand the new NASA mission correctly, they are basically going to do a more sophisticated version of the Lunar Prospector experiment. Even if this new mission finds evidence for water, it doesn't mean the water is necessarily in a form that could easily be used by astronauts - it could be bound up chemically in the rocks, making it difficult to extract.

  111. Spectroscopy by Pchelka · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can't use emission spectroscopy the way most people think about it, but there are other spectroscopic techniques that can be used by orbiting satellites to study the Moon's composition. Check out this page about the instruments on board the Lunar Prospector mission. This mission was launched in 1998, and crashed into the Moon in 1999.

  112. Finesse by yintercept · · Score: 1

    My actual question is why, after decades of neglect, is our first big public attempt at re-invigorating moon exploration something as negative as slamming meteors into it? Yes, there are ways to belittle people who think we should approach scientific discovery with a little more finesse. Belitting critics will just turn people away from science.

    Has anyone at NASA noticed that students are systematically rejecting science as a career path? When science is presented as something elegant and beautiful it draws in inquisitive minds. Today, when science is presented with such arrogance and hubris, students and the public at large turn away from science.

    Yes, you have an argument that science is not necessarily elegant. Neither is it necessarily arrogant. Slamming celestial bodies into each other might be fun, but it will not result in the same public support as elegant science like the Mars rovers. We have the technology and public support to engage in elegant exploration. Why not chose that over exploring with hubris?

    Anyway, have fun belittling all the people who disagree with you. I realize that I am in the minority who believe that both science and math are intrensically beautiful. I am quite certain that this thuggish approach will reinforce world opinion that American science is arrogant. Unlike the Mars Rover, it will turn public sentiment against science.

    A campaign where NASA scientists belittle people opposed to the experiment will probably work in selling this project, but it will turn public sentiment against NASA and drain the pool of students thinking of science as a career.

  113. Re:Woot! by Dirtside · · Score: 1
    What is the cost per pound for GEO lift? (this will need at least that much), and how much does this highly scientific bullet weigh? Certainly a fleet of mars style rovers (which have proven their mettle) would cost no more to lift and produce tons more science?
    They might produce a great deal more science about Mars, but they would provide a great deal less about the Moon, which is what this project is trying to do.
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  114. Nuclear Bunker Buster by Jeff+Carr · · Score: 1

    I realize that this would likely evaporate any water vapor that would be ejected, but i wonder how big a dust plume one of the US's nuclear bunker busters would make, and what we could learn as a result...

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  115. You're a sucker if you think it's water they want. by em0j · · Score: 1

    You heard it from me first on slashdot.....they are looking for Helium-3. They must have found something on the last meteor we smashed hoping to find "water" and pixie dust. The government/military wants in on this cashcow Helium-3. Our natural resources is going fast and that's a fact. So lets literally "shoot the moon" hoping that the earth's gravity will not be affected, but that a risk we are willng to take. If you can sell a few grains of this stuff for millions would you shoot the moon? http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/helium3_0006 30.html/

  116. I thought they did that in 1999? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Didn't they do that in 1999 near Moonbase Alpha?

    http://www.space1999.org/

  117. Can you help me? by gaetanomarano · · Score: 1

    This is a post a little off-topic to ask for an help from you. I'me new to Slashdot and I don't understand how to open a new thread; the way is the "Submit a Story" form or there is another page to enter a new thread? (probably it's very simple but I've not seen it!) The argument of the thread I wish to open is about my proposal to build an SLV (with MANY advantages) for VSE moon missions insted of CLV/CaLV as explained here: http://www.gaetanomarano.it/articles/004.html/ Can you say me if there are other threads on Slashdot about VSE rockets where I can post my opinions about? Thank You.

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  118. Help #2 by gaetanomarano · · Score: 1

    Another little help from you that are expert users of Slashdot: Since english is not my mother language I've made some grammar errors in my previous post. How can I edit my Slashdot's post? Thank You again.

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