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Space Debris Narrowly Misses Airliner

An anonymous reader writes "An airliner jet traveling from Chile to New Zealand early today was in for an interesting ride. Flaming space debris — the remains of a Russian satellite — came hurtling back to Earth not far from a commercial jet on its way to Auckland, New Zealand. Here's further justification for the growing concern of the increasing amounts of space garbage orbiting our planet. From the article: 'The pilot of a Lan Chile Airbus A340 ... notified air traffic controllers at Auckland Oceanic Centre after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane...'"

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  1. It figures... by Volatile_Memory · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bloody Russions!

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    1. Re:It figures... by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Sounds like the country of "What" as described by S. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

      Russion ain't no country I ever heard of - THEY speak ENGLISH in Russion?
      ENLGISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT - Then you KNOW what I'm SAYING
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  2. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    YOU hit spacejunk!

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Short+Circuit · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Only if you're in Soviet airspace. Go high enough, and you'll no longer be "in Soviet Russia". (Or any Russia, for that matter.)

      (Yeah, yeah, "*whoosh*".)

    2. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Only if you're in Soviet airspace. Go high enough, and you'll no longer be "in Soviet Russia". (Or any Russia, for that matter.) (Yeah, yeah, "*whoosh*".)

      If it goes "whoosh", (a) it didn't hit you, and (b) you weren't high enough to not be in Soviet Russia :) Above Soviet Russian airspace, you are space junk.

  3. Chili? Russion? by SouperMike · · Score: 5, Funny

    An airliner jet traveling from Chili to New Zealand early today were in for an interesting ride. Flaming space debris -- the remains of a Russion satellite -- came hurtling back to Earth not far from commercial jet on their way to Auckland, New Zealand.

    Chili?

    Russion?



    I hate it when my spicy peppers serve as runways.... editors, come on. Are you kidding me?

    1. Re:Chili? Russion? by iiii · · Score: 1, Funny

      But was it spicy vegetarian chili, in a commemorative tote bag? Green chili? That gross "wallowing in its own fat" chili they have at Hard Times? I have seen chili fly, usually after it was accompanied by a little too much booze, but I haven't seen airliners spontaneously burst forth from the flying chili. Would be cool tho.

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    2. Re:Chili? Russion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Editors? At slashdot? Come on. Are you kidding me?

    3. Re:Chili? Russion? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's more likely than you think.

    4. Re:Chili? Russion? by bad_fx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, someone's got to select the articles to maximise bad spelling and grammar. It won't happen by itself you know!

    5. Re:Chili? Russion? by Goaway · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slashdot "editors" do not "edit" submissions. This makes Slashdot "more real", according to CmdrTaco.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=174297&thresho ld=0&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=14502339#145024 84

    6. Re:Chili? Russion? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, if by "real" he intends to point out just how horribly uneducated the average person is (himself included), then he's got a point...

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    7. Re:Chili? Russion? by operagost · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What's hilarious is that "Russian" has been corrected while "Chili" remains.

      Hey guys... just cut back on the beans next time, all right? The smell's making me queasy.

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    8. Re:Chili? Russion? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      At least it wasn't in l33t speak.

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    9. Re:Chili? Russion? by desertfool · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Chili? The small town outside of Rochester, New York? I didn't even know they had a airport. Things have changed since I left.

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    10. Re:Chili? Russion? by Zwaxy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      An airliner jet [...] were in for an interesting ride?

      This are bad grammars.

    11. Re:Chili? Russion? by desertfool · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Ah yes, the slashdot knee-jerk reaction. I was commenting on the flight from CHILE, but written CHILI and made a joke. Thank you for the lesson that there is a big world out there.

      The joys of posting!

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    12. Re:Chili? Russion? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Chili? The small town outside of Rochester, New York? I didn't even know they had a airport. Things have changed since I left.

      Well...Chili is right next to the airport.

    13. Re:Chili? Russion? by permaculture · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot "editors" do not "edit" submissions.
      Seems high time to change the name to something that reflects what they actually do do.

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    14. Re:Chili? Russion? by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I believe you got hit with sarcasm.

      But anyways, Chili near Rochester is not pronounced like the bean kind, but more like Chi-Lie, it's weird.

      Should read Russia and Chile, but slashdot editors add mistakes, instead of correcting them.

      -Ed

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    15. Re:Chili? Russion? by SilentSheep · · Score: 1

      Slashdot "dupe-posters" ?

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    16. Re:Chili? Russion? by saider · · Score: 1

      They would just be "ors" then.

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    17. Re:Chili? Russion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot "editors" do not "edit" submissions.
      Seems high time to change the name to something that reflects what they actually do do.

      "Doo-doo" is apt.
    18. Re:Chili? Russion? by gstoddart · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Seems high time to change the name to something that reflects what they actually do do.

      How about ... duplicators? (I understand Replicators was taken by SG-1 ;-)

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    19. Re:Chili? Russion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IOW, "Fuck all". Basically, /. is an insult to those editors in the biz who -actually- do their job. Perhaps their job title should be renamed to, "Cut and paste monkey". ;-)

    20. Re:Chili? Russion? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Chili?

      That's the flaming version of Chile (the icy version, of course, being "Chilly".)

    21. Re:Chili? Russion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe... you said "do do."

    22. Re:Chili? Russion? by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      Slashdot "editors" do not "edit" submissions.

      Seems high time to change the name to something that reflects what they actually do do.


      Slashdot "bystanders" do not "edit" submissions.

      I think that fixes it.

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    23. Re:Chili? Russion? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      But anyways, Chili near Rochester is not pronounced like the bean kind, but more like Chi-Lie, it's weird.

      Yeah, I know. I grew up on the other side of town from there.

    24. Re:Chili? Russion? by xenn · · Score: 1


      yeah, at least his post actually made me laugh.

    25. Re:Chili? Russion? by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      What they doo-doo is what we read. Sometimes. When we're really bored.

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    26. Re:Chili? Russion? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      We used to call them "janitors", which is reasonably accurate.

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    27. Re:Chili? Russion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed at the poster, not the post.

    28. Re:Chili? Russion? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Was it the bad side - the part on the wrong side of the runway?

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  4. Damne them! by Billosaur · · Score: 1, Funny

    the remains of a Russion satellite --

    Damne those Russions!!!

    Sorry... couldn't help myself...

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    1. Re:Damne them! by elrous0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      At least they didn't hit Kenny this time.

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  5. Interesting by Petra_von_Kant · · Score: 1
    Interesting article (Russian, hopefully, is the correct spelling), and one that should concern us all with the ever increasing load of space junk up there. Who needs terrorists when there are many nations with junk falling out of the sky at us?



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    1. Re:Interesting by Holmwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually most of the junk falling out of the sky is the 'good' news, notwithstanding how disturbed the flight crew must have been. (inasmuch as there is good news at all). Most of it is relatively small; that which isn't is usually tracked more precisely. The article notes that they got the timing wrong for the terminal de-orbit of that satellite (and hence the position as well).

      The really bad news is the junk that isn't de-orbiting, but staying up there. As the second article notes, even if we stopped all launches today, collisions and resulting fragmentations (creating even more space junk objects) would only be balanced by de-orbiting space junk up until 2055, after which time the number of objects would increase for circa 200 years.

      While a $100m satellite being destroyed may just be bad news for taxpayers, or shareholders (and hence pension funds) or TV viewers, or GPS users, it might also be very bad news for people in remote communities who rely on telemedicine. There are a lot of increasingly critical applications that depend on satellites.

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    2. Re:Interesting by Phisbut · · Score: 5, Informative

      The really bad news is the junk that isn't de-orbiting, but staying up there.

      The solution is quite simple actually. Since all that junk is orbiting Earth, the position of any one piece of junk at any time is function of the Earth's gravity (and the piece's velocity), that's how orbits work. Since we can't change the junk's velocity (it doesn't have an engine, or we lost contact with it), all we need to do is increase the Earth's gravity for a couple of days and all the junk will de-orbit by itself. How to increase the Earth's gravity is left as an exercise to the reader.

      The unfortunate side effect of that solution though is we're in for quite a shock (and one hell of a high tide) in a couple of years time when the moon comes crashing on Mount Fiji...

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    3. Re:Interesting by LoofWaffle · · Score: 1

      The really bad news is the junk that isn't de-orbiting, but staying up there.

      The solution is quite simple actually. Since all that junk is orbiting Earth, the position of any one piece of junk at any time is function of the Earth's gravity (and the piece's velocity), that's how orbits work. Since we can't change the junk's velocity (it doesn't have an engine, or we lost contact with it), all we need to do is increase the Earth's gravity for a couple of days and all the junk will de-orbit by itself. How to increase the Earth's gravity is left as an exercise to the reader.

      The unfortunate side effect of that solution though is we're in for quite a shock (and one hell of a high tide) in a couple of years time when the moon comes crashing on Mount Fiji...

      Phisbut, if I could I would mod this as "Effing Brilliant". Thanks for the laugh.
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    4. Re:Interesting by inviolet · · Score: 4, Funny

      The solution is quite simple actually. Since all that junk is orbiting Earth, the position of any one piece of junk at any time is function of the Earth's gravity (and the piece's velocity), that's how orbits work. Since we can't change the junk's velocity (it doesn't have an engine, or we lost contact with it), all we need to do is increase the Earth's gravity for a couple of days and all the junk will de-orbit by itself. How to increase the Earth's gravity is left as an exercise to the reader.

      Not to worry; the Earth gains about one ton per year from infalling cosmic particles.

      As well, the Frito-Lay Corporation, in partnership with Dolly-Madison, are committed to the task of increasing the Earth's gravitational pull... one person at a time. I take my hat off to these patriotic, civic-minded businesses for doing their part to solve the desperate space-junk problem!

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    5. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with more and more junk going up into orbit, Earth's mass (and hence its gravity) is actually decreasing. So I guess the junk will just be steadily moving to higher and higher orbits.

      PS: okay, this reasoning is flawed; why so, is left as an exercise for the reader :-)

    6. Re:Interesting by wittmania · · Score: 1

      Or, we could just move Earth somewhere where these pesky items can't find it.

    7. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why this has been modded "Informative" is totally beyond me. Funny I accept, but what the hell is informative about that post?

      But then, this is /., to I guess it's par for the course.

    8. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Its even easier than that. Simply change the gravitational constant of the universe. problem solved.

    9. Re:Interesting by Convector · · Score: 1

      Altering the Earth's gravity wouldn't cause the junk to de-orbit, it would simply evolve to a new orbit. It's primarily the Earth's atmosphere that causes stuff to de-orbit. It's super-thin, but it's not actually zero. The gas drag changes the velocity of the orbiting particles.

    10. Re:Interesting by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      Altering the Earth's gravity wouldn't cause the junk to de-orbit, it would simply evolve to a new orbit.

      Alter Earth's gravity enough so that the new orbit to which the junk evolves involves colliding with the Earth and call that de-orbiting.

      On a side note, canceling Earth's gravity altogether would also be a viable solution, as the junk would then simply drift in a straight line away from Earth.

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    11. Re:Interesting by tcc3 · · Score: 1

      Damn, someone beat me to the "Change the gravitational constant of the universe" joke.

    12. Re:Interesting by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      The unfortunate side effect of that solution though is we're in for quite a shock (and one hell of a high tide) in a couple of years time when the moon comes crashing on Mount Fiji...
      That's ok. I'm sure we've all had plenty of moon-stopping practice playing Majora's Mask.
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    13. Re:Interesting by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll tell you why.

      Because Informative has become the new Funny moderation. The reason this happened over a period of 2-4 years is people figured out that they could pre-mod the "funny" mod'd posts to such a negative number that their own personal reading threshold would never see them. Thus escaping the innane* humor and recycled jokes that appear on Slashdot. And it's a way to game the moderation system because most people aren't going to pre-mod informative posts down to oblivion. Some people's parents, I tell ya.

      * I say innane because after reading the same jokes with new trappings really started to impact how often I visited here. So by definition, innane is a point of view thing.

    14. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So there. You've been modded up informative. Now, whether I really meant that your post was informative or just funny is an exercise that I leave up to you :-)

    15. Re:Interesting by Dmala · · Score: 1

      On a side note, canceling Earth's gravity altogether would also be a viable solution, as the junk would then simply drift in a straight line away from Earth.

      As would everything that's not bolted down or hanging on for dear life.

    16. Re:Interesting by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      As would everything that's not bolted down or hanging on for dear life.

      Stop ruining my solutions with your logic!

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  6. define "narrowly" by radarsat1 · · Score: 1

    so it missed him by FIVE MILES? ;-)

    (I kid, I kid.. that is a little too close.)

    1. Re:define "narrowly" by bhima · · Score: 1, Interesting

      5 miles a way and they could *still* hear it. Wow.

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    2. Re:define "narrowly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When a plane can cruise at over 500 miles per hour, thats over 8 miles a minute (a jumbo jet can probably approach 10miles/minute). We're talking about a window of less than a minutes (closer to 30 seconds) difference between a safe flight and a quick, firey landing. So yes, five miles is significant.

    3. Re:define "narrowly" by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      About 5 years ago, my father saw a plane toilet flush (about 1kg of ice with organic wastes) hit the ground in the center of a small city. No one was hurt that time, but that's still dangerous, and given the number of planes above hour heads, quite common.

    4. Re:define "narrowly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 5.75 miles actually. Convert those nautical miles to real miles.

    5. Re:define "narrowly" by Elad+Alon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're forgetting that the space junk is travelling at similar speeds, not hanging there in the same altitude as the plane in waiting. The window is a split second when the two can actually collide. The biggest actual hazard is probably caused by the turbulences created by that falling junk.

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    6. Re:define "narrowly" by rcg40 · · Score: 1

      540 miles per hour = 9 miles per minute = 4.5 miles per 30 seconds The "30 second cone of 540 mph" is almost 5 miles. The trash missed the cone by 5 seconds. Whatever sells papers....

    7. Re:define "narrowly" by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Planes do not jettison their toilet waste in flight except in life endangering situations.

    8. Re:define "narrowly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uh huh. And about 8 years ago, my brother's best friend saw a seven foot saltwater crocodile climb out of a man-hole and grab somebody's dog. He's positive he saw it, though he admits it might have only been a six footer -- he didn't have time to stop and measure it because he was running to the hospital after waking up and learning that his kidneys had been removed.

      For the record, the toilet in an aircraft flushes into a holding tank.

    9. Re:define "narrowly" by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Planes do not jettison their toilet waste in flight except in life endangering situations.
      A near miss from a high velocity supersize poopsicle sounds fairly life endangering to me.
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    10. Re:define "narrowly" by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the space junk would have to be directly in front of the aircraft.

    11. Re:define "narrowly" by saider · · Score: 1

      "Blue Ice" is formed when seals leak and the water freezes and builds up on the fuselage. This continues until aerodynamic forces cause it to fall off. Not a problem on low altitude short flights, but long flights can easily build up a few pounds of ice before it breaks off.

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    12. Re:define "narrowly" by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's saying that the airliner and the flaming ball of space debris occupied the same volume in space 30 seconds apart from each other.

      Had the airliner been exactly 30 seconds (or whatever) ahead of schedule, we would be reading about an airliner that got shot down by what appears to be a missile.

    13. Re:define "narrowly" by ewieling · · Score: 1

      So there are no Icy BMs? That's good news! (The idea was stolen from a book by Spider Robinson, I think)

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    14. Re:define "narrowly" by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      A missle...

      FROM SPACE!

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    15. Re:define "narrowly" by maggard · · Score: 2, Informative
      Had the airliner been exactly 30 seconds (or whatever) ahead of schedule...

      But not a fraction of a degree to either side, or a 29 seconds earlier or 31 seconds earlier, assuming the report in in any way accurate.

      Seriously, while disturbing, the odds of the two paths intersecting simultaneously are, ahem, astronomically low.

      ... we would be reading about an airliner that got shot down by what appears to be a missile.

      No, we'd probably be reading about an aircraft that suffered a sudden, mysterious, possibly catastrophic failure in flight.

      The likely first suspicion would be a bomb aboard the aircraft, or some sort of structural failure. A missile, far out over the ocean, fired upon a commercial airliner, at high altitude, far from any area of combat, would be one of the least likely causes considered.

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    16. Re:define "narrowly" by Instine · · Score: 2

      Haveing seen some pretty big chunk of space junk (Russion again ;), its not that simple. As mentioned, the debris was fore and aft the plane. The rentering beris that I saw took up a significant arc of the sky. It was HUGE! Realy. VERY big. It scared the crap out of me. I thought Finland was going to be wiped out or something. The scale and speed was so, well, alien. Obviously it wasn't that big, and Finland survived, but it was many hundreds of times longer than a plane's length.

      My point is, if the debris were a point, you'd have one, but its not, it a LARGE (often) desintegrating mass, granular.

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    17. Re:define "narrowly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be extremely worried about space junk coming down on both sides of the plane no matter how far. This means that the plane is right in the middle of the debris field of the spacecraft breaking up. Most likely there were smaller (invisible) pieces of the spacecraft everywhere in between the visible burning chunks, like a giant shotgun being fired at the plane. Fortunately it was not hit by anything (at least nothing substantial enough to be noticed), but it wouldn't take much to punch a hole in the ceiling of the passenger cabin. Something the size of a matchbox would be more than enough.

    18. Re:define "narrowly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Seriously, while disturbing, the odds of the two paths intersecting simultaneously are, ahem, astronomically low.

      Fighter pilots refer to this as the "Big Sky" theory. While the FAA clearly defines a near miss (1 a cylinder 1 mile above & below a plane with a 5 mile radius), even when someone is aiming at you the likelyhood of a critical hit is low. Recall the curtain of fire over Baghdad in Desert Storm. Pilots were flying through that and returning home safely.

      That said, if you knew it was coming you wouldn't want to be on that plane.

  7. russia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how do you know it came from rusia?

    1. Re:russia? by dswartz · · Score: 1

      I read the article. Kudos on using both the Spanish and English spelling of Russia in one post.

  8. Behind? by drachenfyre · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm curious, when did Airbus start putting rear view mirrors in their planes? I have never known it possible in any recent commercial airliner for the pilots to see back behind them.

    1. Re:Behind? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, just stick your head out and look! It's not that hard.

    2. Re:Behind? by cabinetsoft · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm curious, when did Airbus start putting rear view mirrors in their planes? I have never known it possible in any recent commercial airliner for the pilots to see back behind them
      Video camera?
    3. Re:Behind? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's harder when you have to roll down the window with that little crank.

    4. Re:Behind? by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      Radar too...

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    5. Re:Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But that would be too dangerous!, you need to keep your eyes on the air in front of you in order to maintain safe distance from the space junk in front!

    6. Re:Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other planes in the area would have been consulted. "Did you see what we saw?" sort of thing.

    7. Re:Behind? by Somegeek · · Score: 1

      I would guess that when the pilot saw flaming debris in front of the plane the pilot banked to the side and then saw more debris falling in the area that was behind the previous course.

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    8. Re:Behind? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      IN 2010, they intend to ship planes with Klinger as well.

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    9. Re:Behind? by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm curious, when did Airbus start putting rear view mirrors in their planes? I have never known it possible in any recent commercial airliner for the pilots to see back behind them.

      It's possible that the description of "behind" meant something other than "directly behind". Sure, in commercial aircraft cockpits you can't see the tail of the plane from the cockpit, but you could certainly see something well past a 90 degree bearing if you lean towards the window. Even from a dinky passenger window your field of view encompasses points that could reasonably be described as "in front of", "behind", "above", and even "below" the plane - and you can do all that without needing windows in the ceiling or floor, or forward-/rear-view mirrors.

      So no need for mirrors, external cameras, visuals from other planes, etc - the pilot saw a flaming piece of debris falling down ahead of the plane, planted his face against the side cockpit window to get a wider field of view while scanning the sky, and reported seeing another piece of debris coming down somewhere in the rear quadrant - you know, "behind" the plane.

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    10. Re:Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you trying to be funny, or are you really that ignorant?

    11. Re:Behind? by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      Radar.

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    12. Re:Behind? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      probably along the right lines - commercial jets have 'weather' radar. does not have the same resolution as military stuff, but could perhaps spot the turbulence created by the debris, (high speed, high temp, massive ionisation = big radar return)

    13. Re:Behind? by meowsqueak · · Score: 1

      "behind" means anywhere in the rear hemisphere - it could easily have been visible out to one side and still "behind" the aircraft.

  9. I once had a layover in Chili by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    airliner jet traveling from Chili to New Zealand

    I was once nearly hit by satellite debris on a flight from TGI Friday's to Djibouti. Happens all the time.

  10. llol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    im in ur football team russion ur offense!

  11. I'll get right on it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I work at a major supplier for onboard electronic systems for airliners. I'll remind my boss at the next meeting to bump up the priority on the space junk laser defense system.

    1. Re:I'll get right on it! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      If space junk doesn't get his attention, tell him the sky is falling!

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  12. Behind the plane? by hlh_nospam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Looks like this article needs some proofreading (Russion?), in addition to a reasonableness check. I have never piloted an aircraft in which you could see to the rear. The only aircraft that I know of in which you can see to the rear are military fighters, and even then, the view is limited, and the pilot has rare occasion to look back. Well, actually, I take that back -- I've seen pictures of general aviation aircraft with 'bubble' canopies, but I've never actually seen one in person.

    1. Re:Behind the plane? by radish · · Score: 1

      Could it be that he "saw" it on radar? I don't know...just thinking that determining something is 5 miles away with the naked eye is also pretty tough.

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    2. Re:Behind the plane? by gunny01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Most Airbus planes have reversing cams, that let you see out the back of the plane from your seat.

      That said, the pilot couldn't have seen it from 5 nm (9.26km, for the non-plane nut /.ers), and to my knowledge, commercial airliners don't carry radar to pick up that sort of stuff. They carry weather and transponder radar, not the fancy military radar you'd need to detect flying pieces of metal in the sky.

      This story smell like something the fools at airliners.net would drag up. Chili? Russion! Seriously, slashdot is really going downhill recently...

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    3. Re:Behind the plane? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Visibility is really increased when it's in the sky and on fire. Weather radar doesn't pick up objects like a military radar does, it's at a frequency that is suited to "seeing" water vapor.

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    4. Re:Behind the plane? by jsight · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have never piloted an aircraft in which you could see to the rear. The only aircraft that I know of in which you can see to the rear are military fighters, and even then, the view is limited, and the pilot has rare occasion to look back.


      Then you haven't flown many aircraft. The Cessna 172 would be one example (ok, the really early ones didn't have rear windows, but most do). :)

      Looking back in flight even then would be relatively unusual, but then so is seeing flaming debris flying by.
    5. Re:Behind the plane? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      What sort of planes have you been flying? Every Cessna 152 I've ever flown had an original-equipment-manufacture rear-view mirror in the top of the instrument panel (most missing, but the impression for it was still there.) *EVERY* plane I've ever flown in: Cessna 152, Cessna 170, Cessna 172, Cessna 182, Cessna 206, Piper Comanche, Mooney 20F, the first thing you do when you run up the engine is look over your shoulder to see the rudder and elevators to make sure the flight controls are correctly rigged before taking off. I have seriously never, ever seen a small plane that didn't have as good or better rear visibility than most cars.

      In the Cessna 152's, the rear-view mirror is used as a training aid, so the student can ensure a good centerline-holding skill on takeoff. Bad idea to drift off to the left when departing 24R with a slight crosswind, and someone is departing in a Citation X on 24L.

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    6. Re:Behind the plane? by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      Is it not possible that a rear-camera gave them the appropriate view?

    7. Re:Behind the plane? by krakass · · Score: 1

      Maybe the article originally came from the The Onian?

    8. Re:Behind the plane? by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I have never piloted an aircraft in which you could see to the rear. The only aircraft that I know of in which you can see to the rear are military fighters, and even then, the view is limited, and the pilot has rare occasion to look back.

      Hmmmm...what kind of airplanes do you fly? Unless I am forgetting some obscure model, every single-engine Cessna built since the 1960's has had rear windows. Having flown 150's, 152's, 172's, 182's and 206's, I can attest that you can, in fact, see out the back of these airplanes. When I was working on my private pilot certificate, my flight instructor used to have me look out the rear window once we had climbed to about 500 feet to make sure that I was still aligned with the runway centerline, and that's something I taught to my students when I became a CFI.

      In fact, the only airplanes I've flown that didn't have rear windows were two Cherokees, an early model 150 and a Citabria.
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    9. Re:Behind the plane? by Rary · · Score: 1

      "I have seriously never, ever seen a small plane that didn't have as good or better rear visibility than most cars."

      Then you haven't flown a Cherokee or a Warrior, I'll have to assume. :)

      I agree with your point, and I was going to make a similar reply to the GP regarding Cessnas (which most pilots start in -- except military, I suppose, which is probably where he's coming from). But lack of rear visibility is not uncommon in small planes, either.

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    10. Re:Behind the plane? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I thought I had some Cherokee 6 time, but I can't remember. I'd have to check my logs. All those weird low-wings are practically indistinguishable to me. But, yeah, looking at some online images, that sure doesn't have much in the way of rear windows so I must be thinking of some other plane.

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    11. Re:Behind the plane? by jhesse · · Score: 1

      Weather radar has been known to pick up objects like bats and the shuttle Columbia disaster

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    12. Re:Behind the plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 nanometers? That's close.

    13. Re:Behind the plane? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Those are ground based radars. I'm referring to the weather radars airliners carry in their nose.

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  13. Slashdot: news for chileans. by mfarah · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This isn't the first time I read some news involving Chile here on slashdot before there's any local news coverage, if at all (two previous ones were the one about the mapuches complaining about a Mapudungun version of Windows and the one about the mistery corpse beached in the southern region).

    It's sad that our journalism sucks so much.

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    1. Re:Slashdot: news for chileans. by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's sad that our journalism sucks so much.

      Yeah but at least you probably have something resembling news. Here in the states news actually died a long time ago. Now it's more of finding an outlet that validates one's belief system.

      Edward R Murrow is NOT rolling in his grave.
      He was cremated.

    2. Re:Slashdot: news for chileans. by locoluis · · Score: 1

      Depends on who you read.

      I think I saw both articles on Chilean blogs and internet sources before seeing it on Slashdot.

      Of course, you probably mean mainstream media. They're just now reporting our victory at the 2007 Suwon Cup.

    3. Re:Slashdot: news for chileans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmmm... the article was published in latercera.cl (a mainstream newspaper) at 04:26 a. m.!!!! http://www.latercera.cl/medio/articulo/0,0,3255_56 66_259442143,00.html Well... Miguel Farah... is in-famous here in Chile for his USENET comments ;-).

    4. Re:Slashdot: news for chileans. by mfarah · · Score: 1

      It appeared much later in EMOL. :-P

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    5. Re:Slashdot: news for chileans. by bensch128 · · Score: 1

      Maybe in Chile, April 1st comes two days early. :)

      Ben

    6. Re:Slashdot: news for chileans. by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      If it's any comfort, I heard about it in New Zealand before seeing it on Slashdot. :-) Plus I'm going to be in a plane flying that route just before Christmas. This story makes me feel all nice and fuzzy inside.

  14. Space debris eh? by Kandenshi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, how long before Planetes becomes a reality?

    wikipedia's page
    Animenfo's link

    Using the Kessler syndrome seems to be a popular enough thing in fiction, I wonder if it'll ever get to be a problem in reality.

    1. Re:Space debris eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the same thing I was thinking about

    2. Re:Space debris eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Mod this post up +1 Thinks Inside the Box

    3. Re:Space debris eh? by kvap · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking we need a return of Adam Quark!

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077066/

  15. Phew. That was close by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    5 nautical miles away. A short drive, and it would have hit.

  16. the solution to global warming!! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    A manner in which to combat global warming is to reduce the amount of sunlight reaching earth! Now, instead of the ridulous expensive and unfeasable giant space-reflectors, thanks to human waste management (well, rather the lack of it) we have a viable means to do so!

    Without knowing it, we are already heading in the good direction; we only need a concerted effort to further improve upon. If we can muster enough fine particles and bring a dustcloud of debris around our planet in low orbit, thick enough to temper the suns rays, we're compensating for our pollution here down on earth!

    Pollution is the problem, but also the solution!!

    Hurray!

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    1. Re:the solution to global warming!! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Foolish me, and here I was thinking a limited nuclear exchange would deal with global warming nicely.

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    2. Re:the solution to global warming!! by Branko · · Score: 1

      Foolish me, and here I was thinking a limited nuclear exchange would deal with global warming nicely.

      Not to mention it would remove not just excess light, but those pesky Humans as well ;)

      Now that's a long-term solution!

    3. Re:the solution to global warming!! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      limited nuclear exchange, buddy.

      Either way, though, if it's a survivable nuclear winter or complete destruction of mankind, the problem is still solved. :)

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  17. Wormhole Technology! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

    after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane...

    Apparently the Russions developed wormhole technology! An object can be both in front of and behind a jet at the same time! I hope they don't share this technology with the Chili-ans!

    Apparently, the Chili-ans have already developed the highly vaunted A-340 rear-view mirror technology. (Seriously, how do you see something 5 miles BEHIND a A-340 from the pilot seat?)

    Or maybe this is just the worst summary ever. Although I'm a fan of anybody who can completely offend 160 million people in a single paragraph by misspelling the name of their nations.

    1. Re:Wormhole Technology! by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Although I'm a fan of anybody who can completely offend 160 million people in a single paragraph by misspelling the name of their nations. - pffft. 160 million people. (Russia alone is 170 million.)

      How about Cshaina, EEndeea, Gapania, Jermania and Greit Britonia?

      Even better, how about planet Erslinia?

    2. Re:Wormhole Technology! by saforrest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How about Cshaina, EEndeea, Gapania, Jermania and Greit Britonia?

      For Brits you might try "Great Britian": this has successfully annoyed British friends of mine in the past.

    3. Re:Wormhole Technology! by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 2, Informative

      air bus do have rear view cameras installed in their planes. The purpose of these cameras is to assist with the taxing of the aircraft, makes it easier to spot any russions as well :)

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    4. Re:Wormhole Technology! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hell, if you want to annoy them, just spell color

    5. Re:Wormhole Technology! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      For added effect, spell Canada as "US Copies". This will annoy them every time. Lump New Zealand in with Oz and you've got everybody in the commonwealth! (and by pretending those are the only countries in the commonwealth, you get all the rest, too!)

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    6. Re:Wormhole Technology! by saforrest · · Score: 1

      hell, if you want to annoy them, just spell color

      Yes, well the problem there is that as a Canadian that would annoy me too.

  18. Very small chance by FredDC · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think there is a very small chance of space debris reentering the atmosphere, hitting an airplane. It is possible ofcourse, but I think you've got a better chance of winning the lottery...
     
    Most of the debris coming down is burned up before it even reaches commercial airplane altittudes. And it's not as if the sky is full of airplanes, the amount of sky taken up by airplanes is extremely small.
     
    So I don't think this is an actual problem, it could happen but most likely it won't!

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    1. Re:Very small chance by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      I think there is a very small chance of space debris reentering the atmosphere, hitting an airplane. It is possible ofcourse, but I think you've got a better chance of winning the lottery...


      Hmmm...so should I buy a lottery ticket, or an airline ticket?
    2. Re:Very small chance by Intron · · Score: 1

      Airline ticket + flight insurance.

      Seriously, the probability is based on area, not distance. This debris came down within the same 30 or so square miles as the plane and its noteworthy.

      Calculate the debris flux (debris strikes / unit area / day)
      Number of planes in the sky at any time
      Area of a plane (assume to be much larger than debris)
      Integrate over area of the Earth
      Should show small probability of a plane being hit. My wild guess, since I'm too lazy to do it is once every million years.

      The danger to ground-based structures should be many orders of magnitude higher due to greater area, but I don't see too many news items about houses demolished by space debris.

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    3. Re:Very small chance by mrbcs · · Score: 1
      Just don't try and cash in that lottery ticket in Ontario, BC or the maritimes.

      http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2006/10/26/ ombudsman-probe.html

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    4. Re:Very small chance by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      The risk to people is quite low, but the chance of debris striking the Pacific Ocean (a large area) is higher since controlled reentries are often targetted for that large "empty" area. The risk is nearly cancelled out by the human population of shipping and air routes being (on average) nearly zero.

    5. Re:Very small chance by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      If it does happen, though, there's always the chance that it involves mysterious princesses, psionic powers, and potiential cosmic destruction.

    6. Re:Very small chance by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I don't know about shipping, but most flights over the Pacific are conducted in either the far north or far south Pacific due to great circle routing.

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  19. not space junk - the solution to space junk by iiii · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's further justification for the growing concern of the increasing amounts of space garbage orbiting our planet

    Absolutely false. That was not space junk. It was atmospheric junk, which is not a problem because it falls, burns, and rapidly becomes either vaporized or on the ground. The problem with space junk is that it just sits there in orbit and never goes away. And the orbit that it is in could cross your orbit with an extremely high closing velocity.

    If we could get all of our space junk to become atmospheric junk, the problem would be solved.

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    1. Re:not space junk - the solution to space junk by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      Then we would just need to call the cleaners to remove the A340-ic junk/waste on the ground ...

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    2. Re:not space junk - the solution to space junk by LoofWaffle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Absolutely false. That was not space junk. It was atmospheric junk, which is not a problem because it falls, burns, and rapidly becomes either vaporized or on the ground. The problem with space junk is that it just sits there in orbit and never goes away. And the orbit that it is in could cross your orbit with an extremely high closing velocity. If we could get all of our space junk to become atmospheric junk, the problem would be solved. Just a couple of technical issues with your justification. First, it was space junk because it didn't start in the atmosphere (unless you count the moment it was launched, in which case I concede). Second, falling debris (whether atmospheric or otherwise)is a problem. Something with sufficient mass that survives the free fall will cause damage. Third, the orbit of space junk is the determining factor as to whether or not it goes away. A piece of debris in a low earth orbit or with a highly eccentric orbit will eventually fall back to earth due to atmospheric drag. It may take thousands of years (or a collision) for the orbit to decay enough for that to happen, but it will happen. On a positive note, you are correct about objects in orbit having a high closing velocity since the minimum velocity to maintain a low earth orbit is about 7700 meters per second.
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    3. Re:not space junk - the solution to space junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we could get all of our space junk to become atmospheric junk, the problem would be solved.
      Finally a good use for the massive magnet that Wile E. Coyote had built!

  20. Weren't they at Woodstock? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Flaming Space Debris", now that's a great name for a rock band.

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    1. Re:Weren't they at Woodstock? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1, Funny

      They were at Woodstock, but they crashed into Jefferson Airplane and set Jimi Hendrix's guitar on fire... oh wait, they said DON'T take the brown acid! My bad.

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    2. Re:Weren't they at Woodstock? by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      Nah. Kuiper Belt is a better name.

    3. Re:Weren't they at Woodstock? by apathy+maybe · · Score: 1

      Bah. We all know "flaming" is a euphemism for "fucking". They should be called the "Fucking Space Debris". I'd pay to see them play (if they were good).

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    4. Re:Weren't they at Woodstock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since this is /. it should be "Fracking Space Debris."

  21. Dr. Evil's Giant Magnet by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately work has already been begun on Dr. Evils's Giant Magnet

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    1. Re:Dr. Evil's Giant Magnet by Prof+Kayyos · · Score: 1

      HA ! You are fools to think that a mere horseshoe magnet can affect anything larger than an old tin beer can still stuck in orbit (Russian lager). It is I, Professor Kayyos who has built a magnet large enough to bring any metal article down from a permanent orbit into the sea (or aimed at any land target I choose). Dr. Evil uses a six layered glass composite method whereas I have devised a single tractor beam consisting of multiple non-light emitting pulsars granularly affixed to a 6 inch satellite. Power is derived from (who else but) the Energizer Bunny. Happy Easter you fools!

  22. Debris by Ikyaat · · Score: 1

    They should have just got the Chinese to shoot the debris with their superawsomelaser and then no one would complain.

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    1. Re:Debris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the news item would be Chinese Superawsomelaser hits plane ...

  23. OK then, how about this? by Ericular · · Score: 5, Funny

    The debris came within .0000000538 AU of the aircraft.

  24. Definitely, we need a Vacuum Cleaner by VernonNemitz · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:Definitely, we need a Vacuum Cleaner by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 0

      no, what we really need is airliners with frickin' lasers!

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  25. WTF? by dimss · · Score: 1

    1) Why do they think that was russian satellite? If it has deobited 12 hours earlier than expected, why this occured in _correct_ place?
    2) (Someone already pointed at this) How could pilot see behind the plane?

    1. Re:WTF? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      2) (Someone already pointed at this) How could pilot see behind the plane?

            Obviously all distance estimates are ESTIMATES. But perhaps the debris was headed FOR him, and some of it passed overhead - which the pilot would see. Therefore he estimated it as 5 nm aft.

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  26. Its time for Roger Wilco by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Funny

    to clean up the mess in our space. :-)

  27. probabilities by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    5 nautical miles = 9.26 km
    A380-800 wing span (maximal dimension)=79.8m.

    The probability of debris atcually hitting the plane is (9.26/79.8)^3*10^9 = 1,562,515.33 times smaller than the probability of the event described in the article.

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    1. Re:probabilities by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Even if you take 2D instead of 3D (which might be correct) it is still 13,465 times less chance. Assuming that the amount of debris is relatively unchanged during this year and the fact that this is the first observed case, one should assume that the expectancy of the catastrophic event is in 13000 years (given the same amount of debris, of course).

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  28. nautical miles, not miles. by nedwidek · · Score: 1

    1 nautical mile == 1.2 standard miles.

    So it missed him by 6 miles. Seriously, doesn't anybody around here own a real boat?

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    1. Re:nautical miles, not miles. by Grimmreaper74 · · Score: 1

      Actually a (Knot) Nautical Mile is 1.3 Miles.

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    2. Re:nautical miles, not miles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a knot is a unit of speed, moron.

    3. Re:nautical miles, not miles. by 2short · · Score: 1


      A nautical mile is 1.15... miles. A Knot is a unit of speed equal to 1 nautical mile per hour.

      In the future, please refrain from correcting people when you don't know what you're talking about.

    4. Re:nautical miles, not miles. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny
      1 nautical mile == 1.2 standard miles.

      1 NM == 1 minute of Latitude

      So it also missed him by 5 minutes;-)

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  29. Attention by nrgy · · Score: 1

    *stewardess over the intercom*

    We at Lan Chile airlines would like to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoyed your flight. We will shortly be starting are decent to land so if everyone could lock their trays in the upright position and please fasten their seatbelts. Another note for those of you on the starboard side of the aircraft, if you look out your windows you will see a long forgotten Russian space satellite making its reentry back to earth. Thank you and have a nice day.

    1. Re:Attention by thetroll123 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Corrects the spelling of Chile and Russian, but gets "our" wrong. Tragic.

    2. Re:Attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anal retentive nitpicker: Lan's stewardesses no longer say Lan Chile, just Lan.

    3. Re:Attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also misspelled 'descent'.

    4. Re:Attention by treeves · · Score: 1

      I'd make some LAN Chili, but I'm afraid it would taste like warm plastic and copper. I like Cincinnati Chili better.

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  30. OK, I'm confused by FlyByPC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can someone please explain how a 340 pilot can see 5nm *behind* the aircraft? They don't exactly have rear-view mirrors, ya know...

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    1. Re:OK, I'm confused by mikael · · Score: 4, Informative

      But they do have CCTV surveillance systems fitted on the undercarriage and in the tail. The first is for intruder detection on the aircraft and for tourist entertainment, while the second is to detect engine fires.

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    2. Re:OK, I'm confused by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Can someone please explain how a 340 pilot can see 5nm *behind* the aircraft? They don't exactly have rear-view mirrors, ya know...

      Maybe he flew under it.

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    3. Re:OK, I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first is for intruder detection on the aircraft and for tourist entertainment, The tourists' entertainment would no doubt be taken to new levels with the detection of an intruder. Nothing like 300 people watching while a masked gang of plane-jackers clamber onboard.
    4. Re:OK, I'm confused by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Can someone please explain how a 340 pilot can see 5nm *behind* the aircraft? They don't exactly have rear-view mirrors, ya know... Ah, but they do have hindsight! And as we all know, hindsight is 20/20!
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    5. Re:OK, I'm confused by KevinRussell · · Score: 1

      "The A330/A340 incorporates advanced technology avionics include data link communication through VHF/satcom/HF; clearly separated communications and navigation displays; and a range of other aids including Traffic alert Collision Avoidance System, dual weather radar and the Enhanced Ground Proximity Warning System." from Airbus website. I'm sure this looked like 'hot weather' or a 'warm front' to to the pilot. Check out Rockwell Collins which supplies alot of this stuff to Airbus owners.

    6. Re:OK, I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's for watching an intruder who's wedged in the gear well or clinging to the landing gear. Personally, I would find that rather entertaining. Live action Darwin award.

    7. Re:OK, I'm confused by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Well... anything not in front can be described as being behind, even if it's off to one side.

      So the pilot could theoretically be looking out the side window and see something in the 7 o'clock position and call it "behind the aircraft".

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    8. Re:OK, I'm confused by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Stupid question:

      If the camera in the tail is to detect engine fires... wouldn't it be pointed FORWARD? Towards the engines?

    9. Re:OK, I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would make sense, although a flaming engine is probably producing smoke, and at cruising speed, this will be noticeable for a good distance behind the plane.

      Of course I would rather see the engine than just the smoke, but if I were a pilot, I would ultimately rather have the ability to monitor every direction from the plane on three axes - if I'm flying North, and I want to look into the Southwestern skies, or just directly underneath or above the plane, it would be nice to be able to.

      I saw an image of an A380 cockpit, and one of the navigational screens had (what looked like to me) an image of the plane from the top of the rudder, looking down on the aircraft. But I'm guessing the camera doesn't move... since most shopping malls have turret cams all over the place in the ceiling, I don't see why a $300 million aircraft couldn't have one on its belly. Would it be aerodynamically "expensive" to do so?

      Dad gummed planes have too many frickin' blind spots...

    10. Re:OK, I'm confused by dB+0 · · Score: 1

      "The A330/A340 incorporates advanced technology avionics include data link communication through VHF/satcom/HF; clearly separated communications and navigation displays; and a range of other aids including Traffic alert Collision Avoidance System, dual weather radar and the Enhanced Ground Proximity Warning System."
      All of which can be rendered useless by placing a call on your $29.99 mobile communication device from Radio Shack.
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    11. Re:OK, I'm confused by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      The tail camera does point forwards, it's the dome camera in the underside that does the 360 degree view. Although I'd think a dome camera in the tail would be awesome.

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    12. Re:OK, I'm confused by KevinRussell · · Score: 1

      ...and the independently verified data supporting this from multiple double blind randomized trial by non biased or interested marketing/pr/lobby groups is ... ? any help, cause I've yet to read something I yet trust as rigorous conclusive empirical data. Thanks for the ref in advance.

    13. Re:OK, I'm confused by LeninZhiv · · Score: 1

      Can someone please explain how a 340 pilot can see 5nm *behind* the aircraft?

      I'm more amazed that they survived burning debris passing with in 5 nm of the plane!

    14. Re:OK, I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if the pilots start up the engines first.

  31. The odds?!?! by Kong99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, what are the odds of being in an aircraft and being hit by space debris?!!? 10 Million : 1, 100 Million : 1, 1 Billion : 1. This is NOT a problem. An oddity, curiosity, decent headline... yes. A problem, no.

  32. Relative Risk by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Number of people killed per annum by falling space junk hitting aircraft - 0
    Number of people killed per annum by motor accidents in the UK - 3221 (and that was a record low)

    I'm not sure this story will keep me awake at night.

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    1. Re:Relative Risk by steevc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Over a million killed worldwide on the roads! I believe it's around 40k/year just in the USA.

      How many die in plane crashes each year? I expect it's in the hundreds on average. Similar for trains.

      I think the news programmes should announce road death statistics regularly to give people some perspective on which is the most dangerous form of transport. I'm certainly more scared when driving than when flying even though I appreciate that a motoring accident is generally more survivable.

      Read some Schneier for some sanity.

    2. Re:Relative Risk by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In the U.S., the average is only a few hundred deaths per year. It is higher worldwide. There are some countries with a miniscule percentage of the air traffic of the U.S. which consistently have more fatalities every year than the U.S.
      The number of deaths in General Aviation accidents in the U.S. every year is higher than the number for commercial deaths every year despite there being hundreds of times as many people moved by commercial airline than by GA. You are slightly more likely to die in a GA accident by miles flown than by car, though the statistics for GA are improving in recent years.

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  33. Re:[OT] Re:Interesting by Petra_von_Kant · · Score: 1
    Well, that's pretty much 'cause it's mine, and relates to pretty much how I feel when a patient is/has bleeding/bled to death in front of me and some pointy head is pissing on about their favourite molecule/protein that they've been jerking off over this last fifty years and how everything would be all right if we just used that.


    "You've got a chart filling a whole wall with interlocking pathways
    and reactions to shock and the researcher says "If I can just control
    this one molecule/enzyme/compound I'll stop the whole negative
    physiologic cascade of post haemorrhagic shock." Yeah, right."

  34. Where did u say the plane was from?? by DarkMan-X · · Score: 1

    I just hope this kind of incidents doesn't get to happen too frecuently because it certainly WILL have a cost in human lives. Anyway.... i couldn't find anything about it in main papers, such as Emol. btw.... don't get me wrong Cmdrtaco.... but can't you spell my country's name properly? 'Chili'.... what were u thinking? please make us chilean people a big fat favor... spell properly. It is spelled C H I L E.

    1. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Informative

      btw.... don't get me wrong Cmdrtaco.... but can't you spell my country's name properly? 'Chili'.... what were u thinking?

            Don't worry - you should see what the Americans do to MY country - Costa Rica. They confuse us with Puerto Rico! To the extent that I have even had my luggage sent to San Juan (Puerto Rico) instead of San José (Costa Rica). Sigh.

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    2. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by jalagl · · Score: 1

      Yes, that happens quite a bit in the US. People in other countries at least know that Costa Rica != Puerto Rico, but every once in a while I get a German or Dutch saying something like "Oh, I've heard it is a nice island".

      BTW, I'm not really sure this is true (I would think that the tag scanning is automated), but a friend of mine that works at the airport told me that the reason why our luggage ends up in Puerto Rico so often is because the airport codes are very similar. From Wikipedia:

      • SJO (MROC) - Juan Santamaría International Airport - San José, Costa Rica
      • SJU (TJSJ) - Luis Muñoz Marín International Airport - San Juan, Puerto Rico
      Good to see someone else from Costa Rica here in /.
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    3. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      You think that's bad, I *am* an American, and the idiots misspell my country's name all the time!

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    4. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Where did u say the plane was from??
      You, not "u". Of course, if you want to sound like a 10 year old girl who listens to Britney Spears, go ahead.

      I just hope this kind of incidents doesn't get to happen too frecuently because it certainly WILL have a cost in human lives.
      That should read, "I just hope that these kind of incidents don't happen too often, because it would certainly have a cost in terms of human lives."

      Anyway.... i couldn't find anything about it in main papers, such as Emol.
      Your use of ellipsis is inappropriate (not to mention the fact that there are four dots and not three dots). "I" should be capitalised. And it should be, "in the main newspapers" (although, "in the main papers" works too).

      btw.... don't get me wrong Cmdrtaco.... but can't you spell my country's name properly?
      That should be, "Btw, don't get me wrong CmdrTaco, but can't you at the very least spell my country's name properly?" Once again, problems with capitalization and the ellipsis.

      'Chili'.... what were u thinking?
      He was probably thinking food. Once again, you and not "u" and the ellipsis. And the punctuation.

      please make us chilean people a big fat favor... spell properly. It is spelled C H I L E.
      You don't make someone a favour - you do someone a favour. And since you are talking about a nation which is a proper noun, it should be "Chilean people". Once again, you are using ellipsis in the place of punctuation, which is not correct. Not to mention that "please" ought to be capitalised.

      Usually, I do not tend to be a Mean Grammar Nazi (TM), but people in glass houses and all that.

      Now, that's not to say that we all don't make mistakes. There are probably enough mistakes in my post for someone else to pick and berate me, but you were just making way too many mistakes for someone who was commenting on Taco's inability to spell.

      Cheers.
    5. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Good to see someone else from Costa Rica here in /.

      Pura Vida Mae! :P

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    6. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      Now, that's not to say that we all don't make mistakes. There are probably enough mistakes in my post for someone else to pick and berate me, but you were just making way too many mistakes for someone who was commenting on Taco's inability to spell.

      Cheers. Yes, he's complaining about Taco misspelling his country's name, but I suspect CmdrTaco's first language is English, while it's clear that the gp's isn't (nor mine, for that matter).
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    7. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Taco isn't from Russia or Chile, either.

      And secondly, English isn't my first language, either. What's your point?

    8. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm from Uruguay, and we get confused with Paraguay all the time, too. Anyone else? :)

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    9. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      Funny though, I've never heard of any luggage accidentally ending up in San Jose, California (SJC).

      On that note, having been born in Costa Rica, I deal with the Puerto Rico problem all the time--sometimes even with friends who should know better.

  35. Homer Simpson by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    mmmmmmmm chili ahhhhhhhhhh

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  36. Increasing Problem by avapex · · Score: 1

    The space debris problem is a lot like a nuclear reaction - collisions happen and debris is released which causes more collisions and the reaction continues at an exponential rate. It could get to the point where space navigation will no longer be viable.

    Interesting fact - a piece of space debris the size of a small marble, traveling at 22,000 miles per hour, has the kinetic energy of a 400 pound safe dropped from about 100 feet. Imagine the damage that would result if a marble-sized object were to collide with a space craft.

    It would be great if we found a way to fix the space debris problem.

  37. Re:Phew. That was close by z0idberg · · Score: 4, Informative

    5 nautical miles is approx 5.75 miles.

    A340 typical cruising speed = 544 mph.

    So covers 5 nautical miles in about 38 seconds.
    Pretty close if you ask me.

  38. Perceived Risk vs Real Risk by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    I think this is more of a perceived risk than an actual risk.

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  39. Re:Phew. That was close by crlove · · Score: 1

    Well, depending on how fast they were going... only a 20-30 second drive I would think.

  40. Times like this, you need.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Technora Second Division, Debris Section!

  41. So: by Shaltenn · · Score: 2, Informative

    The A340 (Depending on Variant) travels at anywhere from 544mph to 570mph. The debris was 5miles ahead and 5miles behind them. Lets take the typical cruise speed of 544mph. 544mph ~ 9miles per minute and ~ .15miles per second. So if they were a minute slower they prolly woulda hit the trailing debris, and if they were a minute faster they prolly woulda hit the leading debris. That's crazyness!

    Good piloting on their fault, I'm glad nothing terrible came of this. Aviation has had enough problems.

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    1. Re:So: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may have been 5 miles ahead or behind, but it was also about 50 miles above. And everything that might have got through to the same height as the plane would've been nothing but dust then.

  42. Killed by a flaming toilet seat from Mir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  43. Unfortunately by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

    It would take an inordinate amount of energy to collect space debris in that manner, according to two scientists from NASA's Orbital Debris Section (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetes#_note-11).

  44. He saw space junk behind his plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    '... just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane...' Good thing I had those rear view mirrors installed on all Airbus planes.

    You're welcome.
  45. Lost by boatboy · · Score: 1

    Two words: Dharma Intitiative.

  46. Re:Phew. That was close by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    And the plane was in the debris' flight path for, what? 0.2 seconds? Seems like it would be a pretty difficult to hit even if the pilot was trying.

    Or let's put it this way. If all 10000 or so of Russia's satellites were deorbitted at the same time in those 25 square nautical miles, the chances are that they would still all miss.

  47. Mod up! by Fex303 · · Score: 1

    I just had my mod points expire, but the 'exercise left to the reader' line makes this post the best I've read in days.

  48. Slash Spelling lesson by M4N14C · · Score: 1, Informative

    Russions is not spelled like onions

  49. Did he level up? by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 1

    The pilot got 500 XP for successfully missing the debris.

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    1. Re:Did he level up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upon completing a perfect landing a bright light was seen eminating from the cockpit as well as an audible ding.

      He did indeed level up.

  50. Story is Bunk -- Everybody Take Deep Breaths by TallestRocketScienti · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All major themes of these reports -- except the existence of a startling and bright fireball -- need to be treated with EXTREME SKEPTICISM. All available documentation shows the Progress de-orbit was performed exactly on time -- and if it wasn't, it would have burned up over an entirely different part of the globe. Twelve hours earlier, its passages across the Pacific were over Kamchatka and just south of the Aleutians -- nowhere near the airborne eyewitnesses. Range estimates by pilots of bright fireballs are NOTORIOUSLY inaccurate, and pilots have been known to throw their aircraft into violent evasive maneuvers based on seeing bright fireballs that were 100 to 150 kilometers away. This is GOOD for safety's sake -- always interpret a sudden visual stimulus in the most hazardous way -- but it's bad for 'dispassionate observations'.

    1. Re:Story is Bunk -- Everybody Take Deep Breaths by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      "My sources" also now tell me that there was indeed a Progress reentry some hours after this reported encounter. One speculates that the pilot read the warning bulletin, saw a meteor, and "put 2 and 2 together and got 5".

    2. Re:Story is Bunk -- Everybody Take Deep Breaths by LibertarianWackJob · · Score: 1

      FACT straight from the bureau of made up statistics:
      2 + 2 = 5 for very large values of 2.
      credit to whomever had that in their .sig.

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  51. How did the pilot know how far away the debris was by dwarmstr · · Score: 1

    How did the pilot know how far away the debris was?

    Like most reports of distances with falling objects like meteors and deorbiting space debris, eyewitness accounts of distance to the falling object are completely unreliable. People describe "basketball sized glowing sphere a thousand feet overhead" and it's really a pea sized meteor 70km above them. Same thing here. Now, details might come out that it showed up on weather avoidance radar, but as people are hashing out here with the video camera, there isn't one of those in the back.

  52. Chilean aeronautics by jorgeleon · · Score: 0

    ... I am not surprised ...

    Chilean pilots are very well training and Chilean society is all about covering your back; I know it because I am Chilean.

    Putting extra cameras around the plane... knowing my country, probably they bought one, they tear it apart and copied for 1/10 of the price so they put several more around the plane... probably attached with duck tape and some wires.

    And about being well trained pilots, there is yearly expo of aeronautics where different countries are invited. About 15 years ago (more or less, I am bad with dates), the USA brought the Hercules to display it. But the airport were it was supposed to land had a short runway, so they land it on the main international airport (we have only one), separate the wings from the body and transport it on trucks to the expo were it was assembled back (it was funny to see the plane in pieces on the main avenue). Next day, in the morning, the plane had disappeared; they were about to sound the alarm when it came happily landing. Turns out that there were a couple of Chilean pilots that like the plane but did not know the limitations with landing of something of that size, so they went for a joyride and brought it back. Because it was such embarrassing situation for the pilots (of both countries), they decided to keep it quiet. After this USA sold it for a low price to Chile (we have only 1 Hercules, this one). I got to know this story because I was dating the daughter of one of the techs that worked in the base were the expo was done that year.

    And missing something for 5 miles when you are traveling at more than 500mph and please remember that airplanes cannot drift on the air; it is a close call

    1. Re:Chilean aeronautics by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      This seems really unlikely. the C-130 has just about the shortest takeoff distance of all of the air force's heavy lifters. Further, it's landing distance is even shorter than its takeoff distance. Even further, I find it completely unbelievable that Chilean pilots would be so ignorant as to steal an expensive piece of foreign machinery under any circumstances. Let alone fly an airplane of which they were unaware of its capabilities and unfamiliar with its controls. This story just doesn't add up.

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    2. Re:Chilean aeronautics by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Boy, if you guys had to chop apart a Hercules because it wouldn't land on the runway, that's one damned small runway. What do you guys normally fly in your Air Force, Cessna 172's???

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    3. Re:Chilean aeronautics by jorgeleon · · Score: 0

      Actually for that base it was the "Pillan" which was kind of a Chilean version of the Cessna (sorry that the link is in Spanish, but it has some pictures and stats)

      http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-35_Pill%C3%A1n

      And to the other post, the one previous to this one... I understand that is hard to believe, you would have to live in Chile for a while to understand the cultural background... actually, the cultural attitude.

    4. Re:Chilean aeronautics by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      I find it completely unbelievable that Chilean pilots would be so ignorant as to steal an expensive piece of foreign machinery under any circumstances. Let alone fly an airplane of which they were unaware of its capabilities and unfamiliar with its controls. This story just doesn't add up. I can certainly believe this :) In my country, a janitor (earning U$ 100/month) was working at the Motor Show when he saw that a Porsche had been left with the keys on, so he thought he would realise his dream and drive it... he crashed it against a wall.
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    5. Re:Chilean aeronautics by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Well, if you can't get it to take off, maybe you can use it as a restaurant. That would be kinda cool.

      Or perhaps your Air Force should buy some bulldozers. Useful things, those D-8's.

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  53. debris on a plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had it with this motherf'n flaming-space-debris on this motherfn' plane!

  54. Modified Pre-Takeoff Safety Instructions by SeaDour · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In the event of a collision with a huge, fiery meteor, oxygen masks will drop from the panel above you..."

  55. Re:Phew. That was close by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Okay. You cross the road. A car comes past 20 seconds later.

    Did it come remotely close to hitting you?

  56. Cause of Other Unexplained Airliner Accidients? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this be a possible explanation to other mysterious airline accidents in the past?

  57. Near Miss? Probably Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Even to experienced pilots, a sight like this is extremely deceptive, especially at night.

    I witnessed the same thing about 20 years ago, as I was flying a B-52 westbound over Montana on a night-time training flight. A Russian booster re-entered the atmosphere in front of us, traveling north to south (it had just put a satellite into polar orbit), visibly burning and breaking up. Pilots all over the western US were reporting the sight, many thinking an airliner was burning and breaking up in their immediate vicinity.

    The funny thing was that even though the thing was at least 50 to 75 miles above any of us and hundreds of miles away from most of the pilots witnessing it, most were reporting it to be within a few thousand feet vertically, and less than 10 miles away.

    The human visual system is just not equipped to judge the size and position of something like this without a terrestrial frame of reference. All pilots are aware of that, but in the heat of the moment, the visual illusion can be extremely powerful.

  58. Re:Phew. That was close by crlove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A car... no.

    If flaming space debris fell from the sky a 20-second-walk ahead of me?

    I'd be telling that story for years.

  59. How about... by master_p · · Score: 1

    How about a magnetic spaceship that sweeps all garbage and then is burned in the atmosphere?

    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how much iron is involved in this junk; may I suggest the famous LePage Glue Gun?

  60. Government solution by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Charge a deposit on all satellite launches, refunded when the satellite is safely returned to earth or exceeds the sun's escape velocity.

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  61. Bingo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The A340-500/-600 has taxi cameras to help the pilots during ground maneuvers."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A340

    I'm fairly at least one of them is rear-facing. These are $100m+ vehicles, video cameras aren't much of an extravagance.

  62. Re:Phew. That was close by the_wishbone · · Score: 1

    Why does it matter what it is? The OP's point (which I happen to agree with) was that a 30 second window isn't a big deal in this case (or most, for that matter). Whether it's "flying space debris," a car, a boat, a train, or whatever...it's outside of your control. I once was vacationing on a beach in Mexico and saw a coconut fall about two feet in front of a walking dude. No doubt it probably would have killed him had he taken an extra step - the dude was a bit freaked out, and understandably so. THAT is a close call...but a 30 second window relative to your speed, I don't see as a big deal. The plane is probably more likely to suck up a bird into its engine upon takeoff than to get hit by random space debris. Well, for now, anyway...

  63. Just one thing here I want to know by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane

    I just what to know how he saw it out of the back of the plane. It's not like they've got rearview mirrors on their Boeings.

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    1. Re:Just one thing here I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not like it was a Boeing either. I know nobody reads the article...but that was in the summary

  64. Re:Phew. That was close by crlove · · Score: 1

    I think the story was written because it was interesting, not because "OMG, What do we do about Space Trash?! Think of the children!!".

    Interesting things happen in the world, that people might like to hear about. And so people tell them.

    Just because people don't die or it doesn't affect the next big Linux distro doesn't mean it's useless.

    And so the point of my other posts was..... I think this story was interesting.

    That was all.

  65. They don't dump the toilet INTENTIONALLY.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Informative

    , but "turdsicles" falling from aircraft toilets are more common than you might think.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_ice_(aircraft)
    http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2003/Febr uary/12/local/stories/02local.htm

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    1. Re:They don't dump the toilet INTENTIONALLY.... by Chazz+Layne · · Score: 1

      ...and some of them seem to have landed here...

  66. 5x5x5 mile cube by jacekm · · Score: 0

    Even if ignore that the this is one time incident, probability that the plane and space debris will apppear in the same point of the mentioned 5 x 5 x 5 nautical mile cube is about 1 : 10,000,000. In other words very similar to winning main prize in Lotto.

    JAM

  67. Re:Phew. That was close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That still is 38 seconds. When I would consider anything crossing the road so close to my car that it would hit it in 38 seconds of driving at typical car speeds, it would be "near collision" all the time. And the typical car0-on-road situation is only 2D, as opposed to 3D for aircraft.

  68. Wasnt it the Progress 23P supply ship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The place and time are disturbingly close: http://spaceflightnow.com/news/n0703/27progress23p /

  69. Do the math. by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    I think they are sensationalizing the story a bit too much. That particular model of plane cruises at roughly 550 MPH. The debris were roughly 5 miles away, and being called a near miss. 550/60 = ~9.16 Miles per min 5/9.16 = ~0.54 mins apart Now, at first glance that might seem close, but consider that if someone crosses the street 30 seconds before you get there, you DID NOT narrowly miss them. You missed them by a quite a lot, at least in my opinion.

    1. Re:Do the math. by nytes · · Score: 1

      You're walking down the street and a massive, flaming piece of space debris crashes down behind you, right where you were 30 seconds ago.

      Think you won't be telling that story to any one who'll listen for the rest of your life?

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  70. Think the other way by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Flaming debris" involves a lot higher speeeds, since the reason it's flaming isn't friction, it's almost adiabatic compression of the air in front of the falling object. Basically it's like compressing gas in a cylinder with a piston. The piston is the falling object, and the sides and bottom of the cylinder are just the air being unable to get out of the way fast enough.

    (It's also the same thing that creates the first flaming fireball in the nuke. The shockwave compresses the air so hard, it becomes glowing plasma.)

    Now I'm too lazy to search for the speeds at which that happens, but let's just say in layman's terms that's "bloody incredibly fast." We're talking massively hypersonic speeds. It makes the A340 look like a snail by comparison.

    An A340 is how tall? 17m? If the falling debris was fallong only at sound speed (340m/s), it would be within the right height band to actually collide for only 0.05s. At flaming debris speeds, make that a couple of milliseconds.

    So for the A340 to collide, it would have to cross that 5.75 miles distance not in 38s, but in the above mentioned couple of milliseconds. So, no, that's not close at all.

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    1. Re:Think the other way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and I forgot to mention that you were wrong when you said the aircraft's HEIGHT is used in the collision calculation. If we assume the aircraft is relatively "still" compared to the speed of the falling object, then the LENGTH of the aircraft is what you take into consideration (as well as width of the object.) You would use height if the debris were hovering in the air and staying relatively still compared to the movement of the plane (little to no downward movement).

      Everything mentioned here assumes that the debris is crossing the plane's path (so we are thinking 2D here). In the real world, we would have to also consider the width of the airplane, among other things.

    2. Re:Think the other way by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I forgot to mention that you were wrong when you said the aircraft's HEIGHT is used in the collision calculation. If we assume the aircraft is relatively "still" compared to the speed of the falling object, then the LENGTH of the aircraft is what you take into consideration (as well as width of the object.) You would use height if the debris were hovering in the air and staying relatively still compared to the movement of the plane (little to no downward movement).


      I'm not disputing that, we're just talking about orthogonal things.

      If you're going to calculate the probability of a hit, yes, you need to consider the aircraft's area when seen from above. No arguments about that.

      I wasn't talking about that however. I was merely disputing the claim that since the A340 covers 5 nautical miles in 38 seconds, then the 5 nautical miles distance counted as dangerously close. You know, that the airplane could have just covered that distance. And I'm saying that the airplane just can't possibly cover that distance in the couple of milliseconds time window, even if it was aimed directly at the falling debris.

      If you will, I'm saying that the airplane isn't fast enough to fly _into_ the debris. As you more aptly illustrated the the infinitesimal size of that time window, at that scale you can _almost_ consider that the airplane stood still. (Almost. Typical cruise speed for a, say, A340-300 is 875 km/h, meaning 243 m/s, meaning that in a 5ms time window (debris falling at mach 10), it will have moved only 1.2m or about 4ft. Not completely stationary, and you'll basically have to modify the airplane's surface by that. But close enough to stationary.) It will at most be hit from above, not fly horizontally into the side of the debris, and certainly not from 5 miles away.

      On the other hand, neither argument is right or wrong, they're just halves of the whole calculation, if you want to do it all. (I didn't.) Yes, you end up calculating pretty much the surface of the airplane vs the surface of, say, a circle with a 5 nautical mile radius, if you want to find the probability. But you can do that only once you can _base_ that argument on the fact that the airplane didn't move much in that time interval. Which in turn is based on the time window being very very small.

      I.e., it's not a case that your argument is right and mine is wrong, it's just a case that yours is a second half that _has_ to be based on the first half which I did there. Until you've calculated at least approximately how long that time window was, and how much the airplane moved during that time, you don't know if you can approximate the airplane as being a stationary target.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you couldn't have done the same calculation without me. You probably could. But you would have had to do it anyway. Hence it's a bit silly to proclaim something as fundamentally wrong to even consider, when it has to be the first half of your maths anyway.
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    3. Re:Think the other way by Scott+Carnahan · · Score: 1

      (It's also the same thing that creates the first flaming fireball in the nuke. The shockwave compresses the air so hard, it becomes glowing plasma.)

      I think you have it somewhat backwards. The fireball is created by the air around the exploding weapon absorbing the high energy thermal radiation emitted by the weapon itself. The shockwave compression happens after hydrodynamic separation, and in fact, the opacity of the incandescent gas causes the fireball to appear dimmer. See this bit for details.

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  71. Near miss? Pfft... by spankey51 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a commercial pilot, I can honestly say that 5 nautical miles is an eternity in an aircraft. In uncontrolled airspace (and even many times in controlled A/S) I routinely close to within 1 nautical mile of other aircraft before either of us becomes aware of eachother. On half a dozen or so times, I've had a "narrow miss" where my flightpath converged to within a few hundred feet of someone else... I've crossed the exact coordinates of other aircraft and would have hit had we not been separated by 1-200 feet of altitude. Trust me, it happens ALL the time in general aviation. If you research midair collisions, you'll find that they are extremely rare.
    -If the debris had hit the airplane, what would have changed? It would be an astronomically improbable albeit unlucky event. The passengers have more of a chance of having a catastrophic engine/structural failure. but do we worry about that? Do you read headlines that say "Airliner narrowly misses it's annual inspection, hundreds nearly die as wing nearly falls off"
    -Shameful media... that's all. It should have said something like "Passengers get to witness russian satellite burnup"
    -And I think that "behind the aircraft" is describing the pilot looking out the side window and noting that the fireball was to the side and behind... say at the 8 O'clock position... more to the side, but still behind and easily seen by the pilot.

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  72. Re:Phew. That was close by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

    Generally, you can see a car that's 20 seconds away from hitting you, and plan accordingly. Being able to plan to avoid something takes the fear out of it.

    Falling space debris, on the other hand, is not on my priority of stuff to plan for. I imagine it'd be rather hard to see before the collision, too. 30 seconds there makes a lot of difference when you can't plan on it. Just imagining an extra thirty seconds loading the passengers, or sitting on the ramp... suddenly, that 30 seconds doesn't sound like a large safety factor.

  73. Not only that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only that but you guys are all thinking in 2 dimensions. Did the flaming debris actually cross the path of the airliner?? The chances of that happening are incredibly slim. Most likely even IF the airliner reached the debris right at the tiny window (as the previous writer mentioned ~ couple of miliseconds), the debris would most likely have passed along the left or right side of the aircraft. So we're talking about an INCREDIBLY small chance here!

    Now the NUMBER of pieces of debris is another question. I can see if thousands of pieces were raining down in the area of the aircraft, the pilot/passengers would have reason to s*** their pants :)

  74. Don't beat up on him too much... by delcielo · · Score: 1

    Okay, so let's not beat up on him too awful much. There are smaller GA aircraft that have rear windows; but most larger GA and commercial aircraft do not. I suspect that a lack of specificity may be the big issue here.

    As for seeing behind him, it's not that big of a mystery. He sees the piece in front of him and alerts Center. Center then pays closer attention to him and sees radar targets around him from other pieces.

    This is not to say that the article couldn't be wrong or full of it; but is either the article or the parent comment worth everybody jumping on a pile and punching?

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  75. It was not a comet. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Informative
    It was NOT a meteor. It was NOT a meteor! Repeat: It was NOT a meteor.

    Do not consider the idea that it might have been a rock from space, because it was NOT a meteor.

    It was space junk. It was perfectly normal. It was NOT a meteor. NOT a METEOR.

    Space junk is not a meteor, so this particular fire-ball was clearly NOT a meteor.

    I repeat, it-was-NOT-a-meteor!

    Are you listening? It was NOT a meteor!!!

    The Earth is NOT entering a planet decimating cloud of asteroid debris knocked into a lower orbit from the Kuiper Belt by the unignited twin sun which accounts for the weird wobble in all the solar orbits. Do not panic. Keep on buying things. Ignore the severe population control measures being put into place under the guise of fighting terrorism. Or consider. . .

    All the new moons observed around our gas giants; The new moon population jumped from single digits to 50 - 80 new moons per gas giant. Many explain this by pointing to our increasingly powerful telescopes. The only problem. . . The new moons were discovered around the furthest to nearest planets in descending order through time, starting with Neptune. Could it be big rocks being caught up by the big gravity sources as the comet cluster heads Sun-ward? Hmm. The Shoemaker-Levy asteroid hit Jupiter in 1994; the most recent evidence from the incoming debris. It is estimated that it can take about 9 years for the bulk of the comet cluster to reach Earth. Which leaves us with just enough time for one more messed up election.

    It was not a meteor. But this was.


    -FL

    1. Re:It was not a comet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy crap! not a reflection on a window from a light source! run for your lives!

    2. Re:It was not a comet. by SeaDour · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you smoking?

    3. Re:It was not a comet. by cgm88 · · Score: 1

      of course it wasn't a meteor. We all know what it REALLY was *taps nose*

    4. Re:It was not a comet. by rastos1 · · Score: 1
      Meteor: A meteoroid is a large sand to boulder-sized particle of debris in the Solar system. The visible path of a meteoroid that enters the Earth's (or another body's) atmosphere is a meteor.

      Repeate after me: it WAS a meteor, it WAS a meteor ...

    5. Re:It was not a comet. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      What the hell are you smoking?

      It's called 'research'. And you don't even have to ignite it for it to be effective in countering ignorance.


      -FL

    6. Re:It was not a comet. by SeaDour · · Score: 1

      Show me the credible research that proves that we have an undetected binary companion on the fringes of our solar system, or that many of the small moons of the gas giants really were recently captured into stable orbits, or perhaps some documents or statistical data that proves there is a worldwide conspiracy to cover it all up. As far as I can see, you don't HAVE anything credible to prove your point -- you make very broad inferences from some weak hypotheses, and because you WANT it to be true, you believe it HAS to be true.

    7. Re:It was not a comet. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Show me the credible research that proves that we have an undetected binary companion on the fringes of our solar system, or that many of the small moons of the gas giants really were recently captured into stable orbits, or perhaps some documents or statistical data that proves there is a worldwide conspiracy to cover it all up. As far as I can see, you don't HAVE anything credible to prove your point -- you make very broad inferences from some weak hypotheses, and because you WANT it to be true, you believe it HAS to be true.

      Tutt tutt! You are making assumptions, and you chose to be rude based on those assumptions rather than ask questions.

      If you want to see the information you're requesting, ask nicely. And while you're at it, invest in your own curiosity and look around. (Asking and seeking are linked.) But if you are not interested then you may certainly continue to indulge in rudeness and bland witicisms. You'll get back exactly what you put forth.


      -FL

    8. Re:It was not a comet. by SeaDour · · Score: 1

      I'll ask again -- show me.

    9. Re:It was not a comet. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      I'll ask again -- show me.

      No.

      Because you're not actually asking. You're commanding. --And that's ego speaking; an attempt to control, and that's a barrier to learning. Knowledge isn't about control. Attempting to control the shape and source of knowledge is limiting. Knowledge deforms so that it becomes corrupted when you try to stuff it into a shape which suits the ego.

      If you're genuinely interested in more than proving that you are right and that I am wrong, you can show your intent by doing some looking around and by bringing back what you've found; not to prove things one way or another, but simply to find out what the current state of awareness is on the subject of. . . What are we talking about. (It's been a week or so.) Comets? Dark Star stuff? It's an absolutely fascinating field.

      Knowledge structures are best built through co-operation, not competition. I'm not asking you to prove my argument for me because I'm not arguing.

      I am, however, somewhat lazy. Digging up a bunch of old links and documents from my various files, and weaving them together in an essay to illustrate a series of points takes work, and I find I am increasingly unmotivated to do such work in order to seek reward in that feeling of 'victory' one gets from 'winning' an argument. Blah. That's a dark kind of energy, and I don't like how it affects me. Pulling people up from fortified positions against their will takes effort I can easily invest elsewhere.

      If you are curious, then go look. It's all easily available to the resourceful seeker. And what better motivation is there than expanding one's knowledge? And if you manage to ask politely and with honest intent, I would be more motivated in sharing what I've found.


      -FL

  76. I wonder ... by PPH · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...what happened to all those free AOL CDs that I launched into space.

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  77. That must be quantum debris by rholland356 · · Score: 1, Funny

    If the debris was both in front of and behind the aircraft at the same time, and pilot Heisenberg was uncertain just where it was in the space/time continuum relative to his point of observation, then perhaps all planes should be fitted out with string theory calculators.

    Or their weather report should be updated to include expected orbital re-entries.

  78. Radar???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think airliners come with those new fangled RADARs nowadays. It probably wouldn't be a problem to not know who or what's behind you if you're the fastest thing in the sky.

  79. Nautical Mile vs. Statute Mile by rengav · · Score: 1

    A Nautical Mile is equal to 6000 feet or 1828.8 meters.

    A Statute Mile ("normal mile") is 5280 feet or 1609.344 meters.

    Why there are two miles? I have no idea.

  80. We know it was Russian because???? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Did the pilot see Made in CCCP stamped or vodka adtertisements on the side of the flaming ball?

    Geez folks, everyone's been dumping garbage in space. Why blame the Russians?

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    1. Re:We know it was Russian because???? by Promodeus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was a scheduled re-entry of a Russian satellite that went ahead by 12 hours of it's supposed re-entry time. Some newscast have stated more than 100 Km from the plane, others just 8 Kms... Either way, is fairly close.

  81. ZOMG Ice Block !!!!!!1!!111 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pilot should have just ice blocked... that's usually what I do when i see a huge fireball coming at my head. /shrug

  82. Translation by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Russion is like Russion fusion. The satellite was powered by a Russian fusion reactor.

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  83. Re:Phew. That was close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My car goes 60MPH (for example). If another car crosses the road 38 seconds in front of me, that's 11 football fields away. That's a close call?

  84. Re:Phew. That was close by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Well, I just got an impression that it sounded a little bit hysterical. Only very small bits of the sky are falling - not all of it. But, yes, an interesting story, and cetainly an issue about potential problems caused by all this stuff in orbit.

  85. Don't you mean.... by fatboy · · Score: 1

    Here's further justification for the growing concern of the increasing amounts of space garbage orbiting our planet.

    Don't you mean space garbage that is de-orbiting our planet? :)

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  86. Gotta watch out for those falling toilet seats! by mlippert · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Gotta watch out for those falling toilet seats! by AgentPaper · · Score: 1

      Eh, you shouldn't really worry unless you notice your flight attendant running around with a pocketbook full of Post-It notes...

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  87. It's worse for Australians. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We see every single story with even the vaguest of geek-connections reposted on Slashdot, thanks to the desperate Aussie-promoting of ScuttleMonkey, kdawson, and Zonk.

    Welcome to slashdot.com.au

  88. I don't understand what all the fuss it about by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

    Look, missing something by several klicks isn't exactly dangerous is it? So what if space junk is falling? Meteors do too - and yet you don't hear about pilots complaining about the dangers of being hit by a meteor do you?

    I imagine that even if you could launch every single aeroplane in the world, at the same time, and simultaneously de-orbited every single piece of stuff in orbit (including GSO objects, and even the very distant objects) other than the moon, then the chances of any piece colliding with an airborne plane would still be in the tens-of-millions-to-one-against category.

    Stupid media sensationalism at its very worst; nothing to see here folks - move along.

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  89. Re:Near Miss? Probably Not by meowsqueak · · Score: 1

    I listened to the eye-witness report on the radio this morning - the pilot watched the debris fall in front and behind (although presumably out to one side as well). Considering 5 nautical miles is about 30 seconds of flight time, it's entirely conceivable that the pilot was able to estimate the distance based on the relative change of position over such a short period, especially if he had two points of reference to look at.

    If it was 50 miles away, there wouldn't be much if any noticable change in the aspect over that time.

  90. NASA expert says it was a meteor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BBC is now reporting that the 'flaming debris' was in fact a meteor, and not the remains of a Russian vessel scheduled to re-enter the atmosphere later in the day: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6505143.st m

  91. That name is already taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry they already play in Boston area clubs... just check wikipedia

  92. Good name for a band.. by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    The Flaming Space Toilets

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  93. Re:Near Miss? Probably Not by ckedge · · Score: 1

    Yup.

    But with a tiny bit of knowledge it is easy to estimate how far these things are away.

    Things in orbit or just coming out of orbit must be typically travelling 5-10 KM per second. So in order for the "junk" to be 5 nautical miles in front of them, it needs to cross 45 degrees of the sky in a single second.

    If it's moving much slower than that, it's proportionally further away.

    Count to 5 and see how much of the sky it has crossed. The distance it has travelled in those 10 seconds is 30-50 KM or more. Now make an estimate as to how far away it was.

  94. Probably a terrorist act by Scoldog · · Score: 1

    I mean, look at how much stuff the Russians offloaded to the Middle East after the USSR breakup!
     
    I wonder how much a second hand satellite goes for on the black market?

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  95. Not likely to be Russian debris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BBC is reporting (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6505143.s tm) that the Russians didn't bring any objects down until twelve hours after the incident and that a NASA rep is saying "most likely a meteor".

  96. Re:How did the pilot know how far away the debris by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

    How did the pilot know how far away the debris was?

    I would assume that most airline pilot would be better than Joe-average at estimating distances (in the air) correctly.

  97. Re:How did the pilot know how far away the debris by dwarmstr · · Score: 1

    Except of course, you simply can't tell in the case of falling incandescent debris. What size was the object? What was the size of the plasma? Pilots get meteors wrong all the time. Without further evidence, I claim a mistaken airline pilot, rather than an actual close encounter. I won't cede to "airplane pilot authority".

  98. Re:Near Miss? Probably Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I probably saw the same one, but from the ground in SW BC. It was like 1 am as I recall. It was pretty cool in an awe inspiring "this is what the end of the world looks like" sort of way.

    It was almost right overhead and I would have guessed it was at airliner level. I kept waiting for the sound that never came.

  99. Update...It's not Russion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently the initial reports were that it was the Progress cargo capsule recently undocked and de-orbited from the ISS. Space.com is reporting this could not be as that re-entry took place 12 hours after the sighting.

    It was most likely a meteor.