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Dell Found Guilty of Fraud, False Advertising

Last year, the Attorney General of New York instigated a lawsuit against Dell for practices like long hold times, repeated call transfers, and disconnects for customers waiting for phone support — all of which make it harder to cash in on promises of (and paid-for) technical support." Now, raptor78 writes "IDG News reports on New York Attorney General's victory over the poor services and deceptive practices employed by Dell over the past years with regards to technical support and promotional offers. It is about time someone spoke up and realized some of the horrors people deal with at Dell." Another reader points to a quick report from Fortune magazine on the ruling.

402 comments

  1. It's just business? by autophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like this quote at the end of the article. Are they ha ha only serious?

    ...Dell said in a statement. "We believe that our customer service levels are at or above industry standards."
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    1. Re:It's just business? by Divebus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That, unfortunately, is becoming the norm with MegaCorps. Verizon is the same way [lets get them next].

      You know all those people following the Verizon guy around - "The Network"? I think I get transferred to every one of them just to get a bill straightened out or a service changed. If you want to add a phone line, they'll get you one that afternoon, but forget about anything looking like good service.

      The Verizon Techs themselves are great, by the way.

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    2. Re:It's just business? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      What industry? Mind you, commodity desktop hardware support has always sucked, but their server support is a joke compared to companies that really specialize in servers.

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    3. Re:It's just business? by Samalie · · Score: 3, Informative

      In my opinion, not only does Dell "meet" industry standards, but generally they go above and beyond. At least, that has been my experience.

      I'm a sysadmin, and have worked with Dell and their systems for the last 10 years.

      I find they generally have a lower failure rate than other manufacturers I have used in the past, and their tech support has been second to none. I call them up, I get someone in North America, I explain what the problem is and how I've reached my diagnostic conclusion, and I have the part and/or a service technician in my home or office the next business day. Every time.

      The best I had was on the Optiplex 5xx line a couple of years ago...we discovered a failure in their motherboard design which would cause CPU fan faults, and eventually fry the CPU. The only symptom before it all went to shit was the CPU fan running signifigantly louder than usual. We had 25 units with the "defective" motherboard...and once the problem was diagnosed & repaired on the first failed unit, Dell sent a small army of techs (well, they sent 10) to replace the motherboards in the 24 other PC's, regardless of the fact that not one of them was showing symptoms of the flaw.

      And for the record, I'll get the tech to do a full MB/CPU swap, but other than that I'd rather just have the part & replace it myself...but if I want a tech to swap a failed stick of RAM or HDD they'd send the tech...I just find its a waste of effort on their part to send someone to do a job I can do in 30 seconds myself.

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    4. Re:It's just business? by qortra · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm willing to bet that average end users get a much different experience then corporate customers, but I can provide my experience as a corporate customer.

      The small business at which I work purchases Dells in low volume, and has a few smaller Dell servers (really, glorified NAS units). Their support for our company has been exceptional. Just troll through my posts to see that I am absolutely not a Dell shill - I dislike Windows, I dislike Dell supplied crapware, I think their systems are ugly, and I would never personally purchase a Dell. However, all those things aside, corporate and server support is truly excellent at Dell. When I have problems (which is comparatively rare), I get personally attention, overnight shipping of replacements, people who speak flawless English, and courteous follow-ups after the problem has presumably been solved.

      One might claim that, by supporting their small-business clients well, it makes their poor consumer support all the more inexcusable - I won't argue that point one way or the other. All I can say that is that there are support sub-infrastructures at Dell that are excellent.

    5. Re:It's just business? by evilphish_mi · · Score: 1

      Vonage does that kind of crap too. I called in to cancel my service, it took over an hour of getting transferred around and each person had about 3 different sale pitches to toss at me. Putting me on hold for 10 minutes at a time, not to mention that none of them spoke well. when it was getting close to the 90 minute mark I started getting "upset" and ended up having to start the whole process over again after they hung up on me. Had they treated me diffrent I would probably end up being their customer again in the future.

    6. Re:It's just business? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      I find they generally have a lower failure rate than other manufacturers I have used in the past, and their tech support has been second to none.

      To offer a counter-point, my last place of work saw regular failures with our Dell server equipment. My personal favorite was when the SQL Server database went offline and no one could figure out why. At first it appeared to be a disk failure. But if that was the case, why didn't the RAID array continue working with the other drives? Turns out, the RAID controller failed. Corrupted all the data on the disks, too. We had to pull the previous day's backup and apologize to customers that the day's data had been lost. (Thankfully it happened on a Saturday.)
    7. Re:It's just business? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Pack it in schill. I had 5 servers with bad RAID cards a few years back (PERC 3 cards) and they managed to utterly corrupt the raid in almost every case, to the point where it could not be rebuilt but only restored from backup. It's only almost because I refused to let the guy touch it the last time, and, magically, that time it recovered normally.

      I've had printer techs who couldn't take a printer apart. I've had server technicians who couldn't handle basic terminology. I had hours and hours of sitting on the phone with optiplex capacitor problems trying to convince them to just fricking replace the motherboard like they claimed they were doing on their website. This is fricking GOLD corporate support here! I'm glad they got nailed, they richly deserved it.

      Just as a footnote, we switched to HP about 18 months ago, and I have no idea what their customer service is like because we haven't had to call it yet.

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    8. Re:It's just business? by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 1

      I would say you would win that bet. The last time i contacted Dell (part replacement for an in-law) After being on hold forever, I got an agent that spoke terrible English. He actually said "U as in Eugene" when going over the service code. I also think he was in training, every response took at least a minute. He used the mute button quite a bit, and had difficulty explaining his answers, like he didn't really understand what he was saying.

      In Dell's defense, I got the same quality of support from HP. I believe the phrase "Let me explain you" was used in that conversation. Followed by "HP recommends you do not use more than one of their products"

    9. Re:It's just business? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You realize of course the complain is about CONSUMER products and services, right?

      If you call as a consumer, you get "Joe" from India, and all the problems described.

    10. Re:It's just business? by heelrod · · Score: 1

      That's because everything is crashing down for these big guys.

      Large Corps will go the way of the Dinosaurs soon. Enough people get fed up, General moods change, and people will go back to small business. And if the Govt. doesn't let that happen. Then we change the government. If you don't actively try to change things you know are wrong, you have no room to bitch.

    11. Re:It's just business? by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm willing to bet that average end users get a much different experience then corporate customers, but I can provide my experience as a corporate customer.

      Based on personal experience, you'd win that bet.

      Laptop my boss purchased for personal use, Latitude (well, consumer line...I don't recall if that's the Latitude or not). Busted keyboard. Literally ended up taking MONTHS to get it replaced.

      Stupid techs never listened to the diagnostics, best part was it got shipped to a repair depot, they turn it on, "Computer turns on fine. User needs to type password in." was the return. NEVER actually typed anything otherwise they'd see the keys jam and repeat.

      Fortunatly, since the initial issue was placed before the warranty expired, all work was done under warranty (even though it was finally fixed 4 months AFTER the expiration date.)

      However, on our Optiplexes and Inspirons, service is all but flawless. PowerEdge support is like five nines of satisfaction, and the PowerVault tape loaders? Best. Support. EVER. They'll literally bend over backwards to support those devices.

      I cannot, for the life of me, recall one single instance where I have been completely disappointed by Dell support on our business class products, and we've had to call in about 40 LCDs, 40 HDs, 30 PSUs, and single digit quantities of mobos, cd-rom drives, RAM, and LTO tapes.

    12. Re:It's just business? by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      Same, but only when I called them I got good service, otherwise their online chat seemed to consist of an Indian who told me to reboot the computer I was on. Then asked if I had done so, but afterwards asked if I was chatting on the computer with the fault (which I wasn't). It ended up being a cd drive broken, which they sent a guy and replaced within the week, this was the first week I got the computer.

      As far as the friendliness goes though, they sent me a new keyboard, a new mouse, no questions asked, no return required for the peripherals. Amazing... it was a free keyboard and mouse (the mouse had left click barely working, and the keyboards space bar was broken).

      Reliable? Agreed, besides the CD drive issue, I've had a total of 4 computers with no problems (my brother got a laptop that had a DVD-RW that wasn't working, he reinstalled the OS from a ghost partition, and it was all fine, he says hes having problems with the laptop again though- 2 years-ish later?). No other desktop hardware faults for the past 10+ years

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    13. Re:It's just business? by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

      I'm with this guy. At least on the corporate side I would say they accel. We use them where I work as the main vendor for our desktop systems. We were using the optiplex 5xx series for a bit in the small form factor variety. We found out abvut a year after deploying 100's of them that there was a problem with the SFF power supply fans and they were failing from a batch of bad resistors. Once we worked the actual problem out we called Dell and they sent us about 50 spare supplies so we could have them on hand as they failed, as opposed to returning the units, wating for replacement, etc... We went to HP for a while thanks to an asshole suit that got free trips to Hawaii for his kickback. Those folks are shit. You want to talk about bad service. HP flat out needs to get their shit together, at least on the corporate side. So we've gone back to dell and we are now working with a different optiplex system and our techs are happy as shit again with the service they get from our reps. On the home PC side I couldn't tell you. I build my own PC's, so I can't compare.

    14. Re:It's just business? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I think support quality varies from place to place.

      Dell server support seems decent here. Their technicians seem to get a lot of practice in fixing stuff on site, I wonder why ;).

      Their servers aren't total crap, they are just not that good.

      My dept also had a bad batch of Dell Dimension desktops - nvidia vidcards with bad caps, and a few desktops had power supplies going "pop" rather audibly, releasing the magic smoke and thus not working...

      I like the IBM server designs better and nowadays IBM x86 servers aren't that much more expensive either.

      They all use the same vendors for the commodity parts though (drives, mem etc), so don't pay too much more - you need to save the money to buy spare/redundant/mirror parts.

      BTW when an IBM server failed, the IBM support here was a bunch of rookies replacing the base board for their first time. Go figure...

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    15. Re:It's just business? by Samalie · · Score: 1

      I'm no Dell schill...all my home equipment is OEM parts from the local computer supply. And I have no reason to doubt what you've said...you've had serious problems, and believe me, I fucking feel your pain...nothing worse than a server going to hell on you with a faulty controller card. I'm only relating my personal experience with Dell & their tech support - I don't believe Dell marks the second coming of christ, or that Michael Dell somehow shits pure computing gold. Due to my lack of problems, and the generally lower pricing, I pretty much buy Dell exclusively @ work...but on the same note, if I had the problems you've described, I'd be off Dell in a heartbeat.

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    16. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are above industry standards, if you're comparing them to the airline industry.

    17. Re:It's just business? by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are talking out your ass. How do you expect to maintain economies of scale without large-scale corporate entities to provide the necessary structure?

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    18. Re:It's just business? by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I really can't complain about Dell tech support on my Inspiron laptop. If I wanted to complain about lousy technical support, I'd go off on a obscenity-laced rant about the evils that lurk behind the Apple Genius Bar. Those bastards must go to some sort of master class in weaseling out of honoring their warranties.

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    19. Re:It's just business? by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I too had the Optiplex line in my ranks with a different problem involving the power connection. It happened to 10 machines by the time I started working for this company. After I realized that it was a recurring issue and knew I had 30 left I tried to get Dell to send me a bunch of replacements, no go. Contrast that with a PSU issue for Gateway about 8 years ago, I identified a common problem and they just asked for all the serial numbers of the affected boxes. Once they had that I received a shipment the next day and went to town.

      I've no doubt that the discrepancy is a result of how much we paid for support versus how much you paid. In the case of Dell, you get better service when you pay more. With HP, Gateway, and IBM you get consistent service regardless of how much you pay. If your contract says 4 hour response then they get you 4 hour response. If you only have next day they get it to you next day. They are all easily accessible.

      Of course all the big names have had their rough times in regards to support, its a roller coaster that will not end anytime soon. Whenever times get tough the first way to save money is on support.

    20. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I worked as a phone tech support guy for Dell, and I'm of two minds about this.

      On the one hand, at no point was I ever encouraged to give less than anything but the highest quality service. There was no "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" about getting customers off the phone without really helping them, no prodding - subtle or otherwise - to cut corners. We were required to stay on a call for as long as it took to get it right, even though call times were of course monitored.

      However, they treated us like crap. Although Dell had put a fair amount of time into training the techs, we were treated like service employees rather than technical professionals, and there were never enough people. Trust me, when you, as a customer, were sitting on hold for hours at a time, it wasn't because the call center folks were goofing off or whatever. It's because we were backed up like you wouldn't believe, because Dell was too cheap to hire enough technicians.

      I worked for Dell tech support, and I've had three friends who did as well. There was/is absolutely no conspiracy to deny customers their service - on an individual-call level, Dell demands high quality performance from its techs. However, there was/is systemic disregard for the techs, their expertise, and their workloads, which led to, naturally, a shortage of highly qualified individuals (meaning that in many cases, Dell could only hire marginally qualified people, like myself), which exacerbated hold times as well as lowered the quality of service once the customer got a technician to talk to. There were also some glitches in the system as far as how transfers between departments were handled.

      Customers never *intentionally* received the short shrift at Dell. We were all working as hard as we could. But poor employment practices often undercut customer service.

    21. Re:It's just business? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      There are no mega corporations. Go play Final Fantasy 7; Shinra is a Mega Corporation. Notice there's basically no government but a business has its own military force? That's because it's bigger than the government and has more influential power.

    22. Re:It's just business? by SBrach · · Score: 1

      Not if you buy an XPS.

    23. Re:It's just business? by UncleTogie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I called in to cancel my service, it took over an hour of getting transferred around and each person had about 3 different sale pitches to toss at me...

      I found a great way to deal with the "sales-pitch-when-you're-trying-to-cancel-service" routine...

      Growl.

      Seriously...growl.

      When they start the sales pitch, just start growling to yourself softly, and increase the volume every few seconds or so. It's funny as hell to hear them break off nervously in the middle of the pitch, and gives you the space to ask "Do you need any other info to complete the disconnection?" If they repeat, just do it again. I've yet to see/hear the marketer that can complete a pitch whilst hearing this...

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    24. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a call center, and I *routinely* hang up on people, put people on hold before answering the phone, and sometimes transfer people to other people or to a different company just for the hell of it.

      I hate my job. It's a call center. I make $12 an hour. (Yeah, I can find something better, blah blah. I go to school and this job is easy and they are desperate so I can screw off and get away with it.)

      You know what? Our service levels? Routinely over 90%, sometimes I see 100%. Granted I'm one of the few people who slack off :P.

      When a customer does get me, I am highly knowledgeable in regards to the product, and can easily handle any call that I get.

      If we weren't treated like slaves I probably would try harder instead of doing the bare minimum.

      Ever consider it wasn't so much a matter of policy as a matter of the employer mistreating their slave labor?

    25. Re:It's just business? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      That sounds like it would probably work, but I don't think I could do it without laughing.

      That might change if I've been on hold for an hour though...

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    26. Re:It's just business? by superbus1929 · · Score: 1

      But the big guys are still around, no? And still profitable! How about that! So people bitch and bitch and bitch, but nothing gets done. That's not a conspiracy, that just means they're doing something right.

      Big businesses get big for a reason: they're doing something right, on a grand scale. So instead of focusing on rhetoric, why not focus instead on brushing up on your old economics textbooks?

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    27. Re:It's just business? by metlin · · Score: 1

      My experience was the exact opposite.

      I had a Dell Inspiron, and the brand new one had its keys pop off. So, I called and complained to Dell and in about 3 days, I had a new keyboard with instructions on replacing it.

      Now, Dell isn't exactly great quality (speaking of which, the older Dells that I've owned, the Latitude in particular, are much more robust). However, my customer service experience has simply been great.

      Now, I love IBM notebooks (even Lenova-made ones aren't too bad) because of the quality of manufacture. That said, I have found Dell's customer service (as an individual customer) to be quite good.

    28. Re:It's just business? by redkazuo · · Score: 1
      Did you even notice you're using the same tactics as Dell is purported to be using?

      Just troll through my posts to see that I am absolutely not a Dell shill Is anyone really going to spend valuable time plowing through your posts? Is anyone really going to spend valuable time on the phone again and again to get support?
    29. Re:It's just business? by amnezick · · Score: 0

      they're right. most of the customer service out there simply sucks.

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    30. Re:It's just business? by meatspray · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We deal exclusively with Dell, (about 800 end user units and 75 servers) their business support is indeed top notch. I was somewhat dismayed when I called in on my parents home system a year ago and ended up in India with someone reading from a script in broken English without any idea how to troubleshoot.

      It depends on who you are, what you bought, what time you call and luck of the dice....

    31. Re:It's just business? by Aram+Fingal · · Score: 1

      I guess I'll put in my 2 cents about experience with Dell support.

      Enterprise server support: Excellent.
      Enterprise desktop support: They often make you spend a lot of time detailing the problem (sometimes multiple calls) but they always come through in the end.
      Home/consumer support: Mixed - sometimes good, sometimes horrible and everything in between.

    32. Re:It's just business? by adolf · · Score: 1

      I believe that you are being truthful and that your problems are real (but that may just be an indication that Adolf's Third Law is in effect), however:

      I work at a small shop with about 40 Dell computers (none of them server hardware, alas). These range from Optiplexes to Precisions to Inspirons to Dimensions to whatever-the-fuck they've got on sale for $300 this week. We've never had to call Dell support. Not once. Nadda. Nit. Zilch. Other than feeding them more RAM periodically and replacing a couple of fans and power supplies, the same machines that were running when I joined the company 4 years ago are still humming away just fine.

      Now: I have called Dell Support a couple of times, personally, for an Inspiron 6000 that I own, whose power supply got left in the path of a flood (read: was in a river for three days), and whose display bezel broke at the hinge a few months later (after 3 good years of hard use). They sent parts for all of those things, including a new LCD panel, without any real effort on my part to persuade them to do so. (The machine does have an extended warranty; as expensive as the computer was back then, having protection against being drop-kicked into a busy street seemed like a good idea, and it has paid for itself.)

    33. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be even more of a shame if they're sacrificing consumer level support for corporate (read "big money") customers.

      I've, sadly, experience this with BT (one of the big UK telecoms companies). I was told over the phone that they "do not have engineers who can speak to customers" after a three-day cut in service, and around 20 phone calls (I paid) with no advice other than cycling the power on the router.

      An ingrained attitude like that can't be changed. Rubbish customer support can, and usually to a company's eventual profit. I hope this is a case of the latter.

    34. Re:It's just business? by dwiget001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I just tell them, like I have for credit cards, services and other things I have cancelled: "Look, I called in to cancel my service (credit card, etc.). I didn't call for you to give me a sales pitch. There is nothing your company can do or say that will change that, so just cancel my service!" Oh sure, I get the occasional "But sir, I have a great offer for you..." comment. I just cut them off, "I'm not interested in doing business with your company ever again, just cancel my service!" I just do not let them BS me, has worked every time, with little or no transferring or on hold time.

    35. Re:It's just business? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 3, Informative
      We're an "authorized Dell reseller" if that matters to you.

      We, obviously, recommend Dell to pretty much all our clients. The failure rate for individual machines and components is about what I'd expect from any manufacturer.

      Their technical support is generally OK for the business-grade stuff (like your GOLD support) and crap for home customers. But I won't rave about it. I've been on the phone with absolute morons entirely too many times.

      I've had printer techs who couldn't take a printer apart. I've had server technicians who couldn't handle basic terminology. I had hours and hours of sitting on the phone with optiplex capacitor problems trying to convince them to just fricking replace the motherboard like they claimed they were doing on their website. This is fricking GOLD corporate support here! I'm glad they got nailed, they richly deserved it. The problem is that Dell's on-site tech support is all outsourced to someone more local. We were, for a while, an authorized service center as well as reseller. We'd get the calls to go swap out somebody's motherboard or whatever. And I'll tell you right now that their testing/training does not qualify someone to actually work on their products. You really need the hands-on experience, which you don't get with their testing/training process.

      We'd get sent out on calls to work on their printers because were were authorized and someone had taken the test... But we weren't given any special technical documentation. So we had no better idea where the parts were located inside any given printer than the end-user did.

      Eventually it got too frustrating and we stopped doing the service calls.
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    36. Re:It's just business? by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      Consumer support is a completely different group than enterprise/corporate support. When Dell was in here we point blank asked them about all the reports of horrible support and they said that this comes from the consumer line, that the business line had a separate support team and separate call center.

      We tried Dell, and it is amazingly cheaper than HP. But you miss out on so many things with Dell. HP has an awesome management package that comes with their computers. HP CIM allows you to flash firmware, drivers, etc with very simple point and click interfaces. Dell's OpenManageIT, which I use, sucks by comparison. Many updates require booting up from a CD ROM ISO (remote DRAC virtual drive) and doing it the old fashioned way. HP's gone down hill from the Compaq days, but my experience has been a lot better with HP than with the few Dell's we have.

    37. Re:It's just business? by greyspectre · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Customers never *intentionally* received the short shrift at Dell. We were all working as hard as we could. But poor employment practices often undercut customer service. Exactly. As an escaped Dell tech (four years clean and sober, thank god!), I can verify that we were absolutely required to support our customer through to resolution of problem, 100% of the time. If we had to send parts, we sent parts. If we needed a tech and parts, we sent a tech and parts. If they needed a system replacement, we could swing that too.

      Where things fell short was in the quality of people that they chose. The Gold Technical Support team was advertised as the equivilant of Tier II consumer support at Tier I. The ad for the job indicated that 'advanced technical skill' was a requirement. I thought that I could put my skills to use in such an environment, and it wouldn't be like the wonderful folks I worked with at HP DeskJet support while I was in college.

      When I got there, it was apparent that they were picking these people up off the street by driving up next to them, slinging a bag over their head, and dragging them to the training classes. If you could breathe through your mouth and manage to read a script, you were good enough to be on the front lines of Dell's premier technical support.

      Once you were inside, things changed. If you went over the desired average call time, you would have a Tier II standing at your desk, asking if they could "help" so you could move on to the next person. It wasn't because call time was so much a strict requirement as much as we always were 150+ deep in queue, and there was a two minute answer time guarantee. Of course, the center was only ever half-full, with 350 people on-duty for freaking Monday morning, and more than half of those employed because they had a pulse and could read. The return for this sojurn in paradise was a pool table in the break room, and a sandwich machine that only ever seemed to have ancient egg salad sandwiches in it. Needless to say, I escaped.

      Now, as an IT admin, I choose Dell because I know how to game the system to get what I need, when I need it, every time. I have no illusions as to the inherent quality of their wares, and I would never purchase something from the consumer side of things.

      I also never, ever call on Monday.

    38. Re:It's just business? by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 2, Informative

      OH, let me tell you.

      I work for the government. Apparently much of our equipment has contracts for support.

      This particular item did not.

      So I had a network printer where the network card failed. I also found out that it was a NIC that was on a faulty replacement list.

      So, I called HP support and explained to the person my problem. "OK, we will need $59 by credit card to speak with technical support." He says.

      "But the card is on the faulty NIC card list, I shouldn't need to give you anything."

      Still refused. I asked to speak to a manager. Frustrated, I think he hung up on me.

      So I called back. I explained the problem *again* from the beginning, what I had done to troubleshoot, and explained that the card was on a faulty recall list.

      Still they refused without collecting a $59 fee. I explained that I did not need to give them a credit card because the NIC was on a faulty recall list. Still she refused. I hung up this time.

      I called back a 3rd time! This time, I explained to the gatekeeper everything from the beginning. He seemed surprised that the first two people didn't know this card was on a recall list and sent me right over to the JetDirect tech support (without paying a $59 fee).

      I spoke to the JetDirect support tech, calmly explained everything I had done to troubleshoot, and he immediately agreed that the NIC was faulty, and that it appeared to be on the recall list. He then put me on hold.

      He came back and said, "well it does appear this model is on the list, but the serial number you gave me is apparently not in the range of serial numbers in the recall. So, unless you can show us a receipt showing that the card has been replaced in the last 2 years, we will need $499 for a new card."

      I nearly choked. I thanked him for his support and that I would look around for a receipt of the swap (highly unlikely around this office).

      I finally found a replacement for $78 shipped, got my office to acquire and pay for it, received it, put it in, and got the printer to work again.

      But I dare say HP helped me even one little bit.

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    39. Re:It's just business? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Your response actually agrees with the parent poster's experience. Dell's Inspiron line is is their business class laptop (their consumer class is called Latitude IIRC). So, of course you got good service - you presumably bought a more expensive bit of kit.

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    40. Re:It's just business? by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Interesting you should mention that....when I clicked on the CIO article, I GOT A FULL SCREEN DELL SERVER AD!! How ironic... ;)

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    41. Re:It's just business? by Feanturi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And I'll tell you right now that their testing/training does not qualify someone to actually work on their products. You really need the hands-on experience, which you don't get with their testing/training process.

      I can attest to this - I worked for Dell for three years until they just recently shut down our call center (the Edmonton site, in Canada - curse our rising dollar!). For the past year my job was to field calls from the onsite technicians Dell sends out to fix laser printers. They'd call in having no idea what they were supposed to do, and would frequently make the problem worse in their struggles, prompting me to replace the whole printer rather than trying to replace the parts the tech broke, since it would just be the same inexperienced/untrainable tech going back out with the new parts. It wasn't always a training or documentation issue either though, these contracted locals were often bottom-of-the-barrel labor force types that had no concept of basic troubleshooting. You get what you pay for.

    42. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too have had very good luck with Dell technical support. I've had numerous issues (most of which directly attributable to my computer usage patterns) but each and every time they have been extremely helpful and understanding. While YMMV, I've had nothing but good experiences with their willingness to support their customers.

    43. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't understand a single word they're uttering is what HP support is like. And the menu is tricky.

    44. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sysadmin or desktop support?

    45. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Speaking from the side of the Dell technicians here, yeah, we have better support (I'm not saying its any good, just that its better) than the other support lines I'm familiar with, I can't speak for all of them, but at least two other major manufacturers refuse to do any software troubleshooting at all, and won't replace hardware until windows has been reinstalled.

      As for the complaints in the suit, from TFA

      requiring people to wait for very long times on the phone, repeatedly transferring their calls and frequently disconnecting their calls,/quote.

      That would be us, especially when sites are in the middle of moving around, the phone system really sucks at getting people to the right place, though it doesn't help when people start demanding weird things, or system exchanges (asking for an exchange reduces the chance you'll get one), nobody gets trained on where to transfer people, and chat support has a horrifying problem with disconnects. My personal favorite is the printer thing, somebody will call int to desktop/notebok, asking to set up their Dell printer, we don't handle usage (if you don't at least try to follow the instructions first you're SOL), but figure its one of our printers, so punt them to printer support in the hopes that they'll help them. Printer, instead of informing them that printer does not do that either, will then punt them back to us.

      Dell also often failed to provide onsite repairs for customers who bought contracts for such support and often blamed software when hardware was actually the problem Would you prefer that we waist time replacing a part that may or may not be broken without being sure? The failure of onsite thing is hard to say though, a lot of people bitch because they think onsite service is to have someone come out and troubleshoot, others bitch because they are afraid to replace the DVD drives in a notebook (effectively an external part), a few things, like pushing people into replacing their own RAM or video cards, could be a problem though.

      The company also sometimes refused to offer support when a support contract ended, even though the user had first complained about a problem before the end of the contract. This is a direct violation of Dell policy, though admittedly the paperwork can take some time to chew through if we have to replace something.

      Subscribers to a "next-day" repair service sometimes waited as long as a year for support, the court found., Next day is deceptive, since it means next day after the part arrives. But beyond sending the part, the service is completely out of our control, one of the contracts in the warranty (specifically the next day stuff) is for a third party service vendor, and some of them suck badly (something else sales should be more upfront about). But a year? That stretches the bounds of belief, even working on the inside of Dell support.

      Some things I don't want to bother quoting, but I know of no company anywhere that actually consistently honors the mail in rebate, and those credit offers they probably have a point on. Also, I'm surprised there was nothing about the batteries (extended warranty does not cover batteries, because Lithium Ion sucks for endurance, its the very first thing on the extended warranty contract though, so maybe the lawyers left it out because of that).
    46. Re:It's just business? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for an edit button.

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    47. Re:It's just business? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, not only does Dell "meet" industry standards, but generally they go above and beyond. At least, that has been my experience.

      I'm a sysadmin, and have worked with Dell and their systems for the last 10 years. The thing though, is that you're using corporate support. Fortunately for me, my family's always bought our Dells through my dad's purchasing account with the company he works for (we paid for the computers, just used his ID when placing the order.)

      I think this probably apples to consumer-level support.

      Either way, it's giving me doubts as to whether or not I'll get a replacement PSU for my desktop- the thing gets damn noisy sometimes (as in, the fan sometimes sounds off-balanced and grinding against a side of the unit or something....)
    48. Re:It's just business? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I would honestly say they do - have you called tech support lately?

      This case is a sad commentary on the industry as a whole more than anything because I can think of several companies that engage in the practices complained about by the NY DA - especially concerning support.

    49. Re:It's just business? by HardCase · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let me tell you about my experience with tech support. I used to be a manager in the tech support department of what used to be one of the top five computer companies in the US. OK, it's been long enough now, that I feel comfortable enough to say that it was Micron Electronics.

      Our tech support was consistently rated number one. Better than Dell. Better than Gateway. Better, even, than Apple. And we worked our asses off to do it. We had two call centers in the US. We had a group dedicated to email support. We had a group that handled escalations from techs who were stumped. We had a couple of guys whose only job was to be available to step into a call if things started to really fall apart. And that was just the consumer side of things.

      Our rules were simple: one call, one resolution. No "do this and call back if it doesn't work". The techs were not under intense pressure to get the customer off the phone - they were under pressure to find the problem and fix it the first time.

      From a technical point of view, it was a resounding success. We fixed problems, we made unhappy customers happy (most of the time) and our RMAs were generally single components instead of entire computers.

      From a cost point of view, it was an utter disaster. One or two TS calls completely erased any profit that the original sale generated. And, once sales volume exceeded a certain point, we had to outsource - although our outsourcing was to Canada and Atlanta. Still, that outsourcing was yet another cost.

      Eventually the management above me ordered cost-cutting changes. That meant that support was not what it was. Oh, other things happened, too, with the company. The end result is that Micron Electronics is gone. I left the company when it became apparent that it simply was not going to be economically possible to provide the level of support that I thought was necessary. Not too long after that, the waves of layoffs started.

      Now, I don't think that the current incarnation of Micron Electronics outsources their support like Dell does, but I also don't think that they provide the same level of support that we did in the mid 1990's. Of course, back then, it wasn't quite a commodity business like it is now. Unfortunately, nobody provides that level of support anymore, not even Apple, which, I guess, is the gold standard these days.

      So I guess my point is that there's some level of support that should be expected from Dell (and others), but given what they charge for a consumer computer, the bar is set pretty low.

    50. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Userland support is not the same as business client support that sysadmins normally get. For this reason I only buy via my business account ever since I noticed that we get better treatment there.

    51. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dell doesn't do onsite service. They outsource it to Unisys and BancTec. Don't expect better service from HP as they do the same.

      As far as quality of the actual systems goes, all of the pieces, if not the final assembly, are done by ASUS, Foxconn and a handful of other overseas companies. Dell and HP are marketing and distribution companies.

      Anecdotal evidence of support problems will not prove a case either way. Statistically all of the major hardware companies are very similar. Shipments to support cases is around 4%.

      The reason everyone (and I do mean everyone) has shitty support. Is that tech support is a shit job. Anyone who has ever worked the phones will tell you this. Most techs last around 6 months to a year. Consumer support, speaking with the unwashed masses, 8 to 12 hours a day, trying to squeeze bits of useful information out of the lady on the other end of the line who thinks her monitor is her computer. Who installed Microsoft Live Support AND Norton 360 with all the addons even though their system with Preloaded with McAfee. The guy sticking floppy disks in jewel cases and shoving them in the CD drive. Angry people trying to get you too pay their phone bill because they downloaded a porn dialer. The guy with wire snips trying to cut his AGP video card to make it fit in a PCI Express slot. Who is pissed off because everyone keeps telling him he can't.

      *twitch*

      Anyone that even comes close to having a clue will find a better job. I promise.

    52. Re:It's just business? by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      You treat people like shit. You're about as reliable as an inspiron. You work in a call center.

      Redundant.

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    53. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had great experiences with Dell too as a sysadmin calling from work where they know we have 1,200+ employees and we are slowly switching from dumb terminals to pcs.

      But you don't get treated the same when you call from home with your one or two computers.

    54. Re:It's just business? by Divebus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I found a great way to deal with the "sales-pitch-when-you're-trying-to-cancel-service" routine...

      Tangential to this is dealing with Telemarketers. I do the "We Don't Use That" method which I found on the Internet somewhere - and it works:

      TM: How much copier toner do you need today?
      ME: We don't use copiers.
      TM: You don't? How about printers?
      ME: We don't print anything either. Not one printer here.
      TM: Oh... Ok, then have a nice day.

      TM: You've won 4 days and 3 nights at Time Share Harbor in Orlando.
      ME: Sorry, I can't travel. I'm under house arrest for the next eight years.
      TM: Oh... uh... sorry to bother you. Goodbye.

      TM: Hi, I'm with MegaTeleNet and we can aggregate all your phone and Internet services
      ME: We don't use Internet and this is a payphone.
      TM: Don't use Internet? How does your business survive without Internet?
      ME: Don't need it - all of our customers are walk-ins.
      TM: Oh... sorry to bother you. Goodbye.

      TM: Hi, we can save your business thousands of dollars with our new light bulbs.
      ME: We don't use light bulbs here.
      TM: You don't? How do you see anything?
      ME: Everything here is natural lighting and we leave at dusk.
      TM: Oh... sorry to bother you. Have a nice day.

      TM: Would you like to save a bundle on long distance?
      ME: We don't use any long distance service.
      TM: You don't make any long distance calls?
      ME: No, all of our customers are local.
      TM: Oh... sorry to bother you.

      Of course the correct answer to the last one is "We use Skype."


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    55. Re:It's just business? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      You should have been more aggressive from the get-go. Telecoms always pull this bullshit when they're about to lose a customer. If you have to be rude to the agent, well I think it's justified.

      I'd even go as far as threatening legal action against the agent and the company for not allowing you to cancel despite having clearly stated your intent. Tell them they have exactly 5 minutes to get it processed or you will sue them for breach of contract. You have the right to cancel your account.

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    56. Re:It's just business? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Big businesses get big for a reason: people are mostly stupid and/or lazy. They pull this bullshit because they get away with it. Joe Random gets suckered in by the "save" department, else they wouldn't have one.

      FWIW, I thought Dell's tech support training was better than average. Most call centers barely show you how to work the CRM app, then throw you in the queue that same afternoon. Dell invested a few weeks of customer service training into each agent (in my area at least).

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    57. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider that bet won.

      Dell recalled their business service from India after severe complaints. The home service remained.

    58. Re:It's just business? by binarybum · · Score: 1

      do you have the "gold" or "platinum" or whatever it is special tech support they offer? I would agree that that service is pretty decent, but their default tech support is clearly horrendous on purpose to motivate people to pay for the "gold" service.

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    59. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for another OEM in a building where dell will be leaving soon.
      Basically its both dell and the contracted companies fault.
      Dell wants to pay as little as possible for its support contract, and the support technicians are treated like they are in high school. Thats right, were not allowed to bring in our own tools or computers to help the troubleshooting, we cannot use our own software, we are given what is ghosted on our machine and then we take calls. Its surprising that they are getting sued as they pull there support from north America and head back to a cheaper continent :P
      We are not technical support professionals, we are phone monkeys and we get paid 11$ an hour to answer a phone
      What do you expect from tech support? a degree? good luck your getting people that if your lucky will be more technical than you, but improbable

    60. Re:It's just business? by joshgoldsworthy · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between business service, and general home pc client service. I have dealt with both enough to know, they value businesses and thus business service warranties are upheld very well. It is the private consumer, who suffers. One of 3 dells I have had in the past 4 years has been fault free. The other two, i mustve spent in total, literally weeks on the phone, to crap support who would 40% of the time, hang up on me. This is disgusting. HP is the same. I also had a fault HP monitor that failed. It took me 2 months, just for them to admit their monitor was faulty, and that they would send out another. 2 months after that, I still had no monitor. It took me 5 1/2 months to get my replacement monitor. Regardless that the monitor was the upgraded version!! This was probably purely to the fact that they had taken so long to replace my faulty one, that the same model was discontinued! So, the breakdown is, Dell and HP business service is good. The private service, is absolute crap. Everybody, knows this.

    61. Re:It's just business? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1
      Oh,you want to try talking about bad customer service? try Direcway Sat net(now Hughes and even more shitty). Average wait about 4 HOURS to get bumped up to Tier 3 and you were wasting your breath talking to Tier 1&2 because they thought rebooting and reinstalling the software would fix everything. Of course tier 3 wasn't much better and I had to sit down and spell out the procedure for using a batch file to get the old 4000 series to authenticate without a phone line because the tech guy thought it was impossible and that i must be some kind of networking guru for being able to authenticate with a batch file. He even had some forms fed exed to me so i could give him permission to place the file in their database for use on 4000 series with bad phone connections.


      Their service ended up so freaking shitty I actually gave up a nice little rent free house to get an apartment just to get away from Direcway. never has spending $325 a month for rent + 2Mbs cable ever felt so good. Dealing with those asses at Hughes was actually starting to give me an ulcer. Oh,and the best part and the reason I finally told them to shove it? if for any reason they shut off your old 4000 series and it stayed off for 3 days,even though it was THEIR fault they screwed up the account while you were on vacation,they demanded that you spend $1000 on a completely new setup! Oh and deity forbid if your modem should die because they won't sell you a spare and won't authorize another on your account even if you do have a spare so that is ANOTHER $1000!


      Trust me,after dealing with "Smell Tech support"(look up Foamy Dell tech support on Newgrounds for the reference) I can tell you they have NOTHING on Hughes. The last time I called the guy on Tier 3 said he was sending out his resume and all his friends had already bailed because Hughes had run the place into the ground. You know a place is pretty bad when even the tech support admits it sucks and says they are looking for a new job. But that is my 02c,YMMV

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    62. Re:It's just business? by evilphish_mi · · Score: 1

      When i started to get agressive with them, is when they just simply hung up on me :). my problem is I do a lot of interface with our client contacts so i've just grown used to being patient and calm on the phone. It sucks but oh well.

    63. Re:It's just business? by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      nope.. you got it backwards.. Inspirons are the consumer class laptops and Latitudes are the business class... Take my word for it, I support over 200 Dell Optiplex and Latitude systems at work....

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    64. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is what Intuit is doing with QuickBooks "free" tech support. If you have any questions that remotely require thought, they will push a "silver" and "gold" tech support plan for extra $$$.

    65. Re:It's just business? by Das+Auge · · Score: 1

      I'll second the parent poster.

      I had a server room with 5 Dell Edge Server and each server had 15 disks (14 + hot spare).

      That's 75 disks total. After a month, just 1 disk failed, which I chocked up to pure statistics (no other disk had failed 6 months later). I called the Dell tech at 8:30 AM. Even though it no big deal (the host spare had kicked in), they had a tech out to install the disk by 11:30 AM that same day.

      I'm a consultant and have dealt with Dell on behalf of numerous customers over the years and that story has been indicative of how Dell treats its business customers. Granted, if you're an individual, YMMV.

    66. Re:It's just business? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had a friend who would always answer telemarketing calls with "Could you call back later? I'm masturbating"

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    67. Re:It's just business? by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      Why not? I don't know how Dell compares to other companies for service, but it's not exactly like the bar is set very high. Since I just started reading wellingtongrey the other day, I'll link to this: http://wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2008-03-31-the-trouble-with-tech-support.html

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    68. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Customers never *intentionally* received the short shrift at Dell. We were all working as hard as we could. But poor employment practices often undercut customer service.

      But poor management practices often undercut customer service.

      Fixed that for ya.

    69. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Long story short:

      Never attribute anything to malice which can be explained by incompetence.

    70. Re:It's just business? by st0nes · · Score: 1

      Do it by email. That way they cannot put you on hold and you have a record of exactly what you said and when you said it.

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    71. Re:It's just business? by superbus1929 · · Score: 1

      But these big businesses don't start huge; they have to get big somehow, and dishonesty only gets you so far when you're starting out; they had to be doing something right to get to the point where a few press releases, big sales, predatory hostile takeovers and a legal team that could take Belgium due to sheer force of attrition could be fair substitutes for a good product and competent support.

      I agree with you that the average American consumer is a couple of thumbs away from being full-on bovine, and that their stupidity completely defeats the benefits and purpose of laissez-faire economics due to their inability to see past this bullshit to punish the bad and build up the good. But they have to be doing SOMETHING right along the way; it's not a conspiracy.

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    72. Re:It's just business? by BACPro · · Score: 1

      I must be a schill too...

      I have purchased about 30 machines (laptop, desktop, and server) per year for the last 5 years. The laptops get used in rough field conditions, desktop and servers get left on 24/7.

      I have had to have replaced a motherboard that took a big fat spark through the USB port. Next day, tech was there with replacement.

      One power supply dead. Next day service.
      One DVD/RW dead after 1 year. 20 minutes on the phone. New drive arrived the next day.

      I did order a second network card for an optiplex and it came incorrect. Sent back, bought card at NCIX. Thats the only problem I have had with their service.

      Well, except for the time I ordered one 21" flat screen and they sent NINE. Tried to return them, but they had no record of shipping them. It did take some time on their part to decide how to RMA these "non-shipped" monitors.

    73. Re:It's just business? by Samah · · Score: 1

      Oh god that's awesome :D
      I heard an MP3 a while ago of the telemarketing victim pretending to be a police officer with something along the lines of: "You've actually called a crime scene. How do you know the deceased? Don't hang up or you could be charged with obstruction of justice."

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    74. Re:It's just business? by AMuse · · Score: 1

      That's interesting! I had a similar experience with a pair of "Identical" dell servers.

      One of them was the hot-backup for the other and was supposed to be identical. They were ordered at the same time and spec'd out identically.

      One day, the RAID controller on the main machine failed, so we swapped both of the RAID 1 drives into the appropriate slots on the secondary machine.

      To shorten the story, the RAID controller on the main machine had failed and snorked the data on the RAID, so our "hot swap in case of controller failure" plan didn't cover it.

      Fortunately we had the foresight to a) Keep the actual DATA for the DB on a separate Sun T3 RAID (you know, one with a controller that works) and b) Keep a copy of a configured OS image with installed applications handy, and not plugged into the system.

      Since that and a lot of other problems we had with Dells, we switched to Sun X21XX/41XX/vXX series machines for the same class. Much better systems, in my opinion.

    75. Re:It's just business? by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      This all comes about by Dell contracting out services and support to the lowest bidder, they got the worst possible results. For example contracting out telephone support and paying per call, means it is more profitable for the support company to hang up before the customer request is fulfilled and forcing the customer to make an additional call and repeat, they have been known to hang up when a set time limit is reached.

      Contracting out service repairs means those repairs will be conducted as quickly and cheaply as possible by the most inexperienced cheapest staff they can get hold of, with faulty repairs being the result and of course another warranty repair that Dell foolishly has to pay for.

      The reality is, it has always been, "sales, service and support", they are intertwined, and staff should be rotated through those functions so they become aware of customer needs pre and post sales and can work to implement the result of customer feedback. Contract out service and support and you will get results that are focused or making that service and support as profitable as possible regardless of the impact on sales.

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    76. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Based on personal experience, you'd win that bet.

      Laptop my boss purchased for personal use, Latitude (well, consumer line...I don't recall if that's the Latitude or not). Busted keyboard. Literally ended up taking MONTHS to get it replaced.

      Stupid techs never listened to the diagnostics, best part was it got shipped to a repair depot, they turn it on, "Computer turns on fine. User needs to type password in." was the return. NEVER actually typed anything otherwise they'd see the keys jam and repeat.

      Fortunatly, since the initial issue was placed before the warranty expired, all work was done under warranty (even though it was finally fixed 4 months AFTER the expiration date.)

      However, on our Optiplexes and Inspirons, service is all but flawless. PowerEdge support is like five nines of satisfaction, and the PowerVault tape loaders? Best. Support. EVER. They'll literally bend over backwards to support those devices.

      I cannot, for the life of me, recall one single instance where I have been completely disappointed by Dell support on our business class products, and we've had to call in about 40 LCDs, 40 HDs, 30 PSUs, and single digit quantities of mobos, cd-rom drives, RAM, and LTO tapes. See, I'm just an average consumer and I've had nothing but excellent tech support for my computer. I brought my Dell Latitude D510 in to my school two years ago to get my monitor replaced, and it was done two days later. After graduation, my warranty remained for two more years and since then I've had a broken keyboard (due to negligence) and a battery recall. The keyboard was done within three days and after reporting my battery recall, I had a new one in the mail the next morning.

      Granted, I think the speed of service is due to the fact that there's literally a Dell center about 20 miles from my house, but the support I've received online was excellent as well.

    77. Re:It's just business? by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      What you are talking about is business support. Which you are probably correct. Others I have spoken to tend to find that pretty good as well.

      I have 3 Dell machines. One of them is on the business contract. When it broke someone came out replaced the part the next day, no questions asked, no messing.

      Of the other machines.

      - Got a new machine. The mouse converter was missing to allow me to plug it into the USB port. I rang support. Numerous holds, disconnects and asking the same details over and over I was finally told that Dell do not support Logitech mouse and I was on my own. I tried explaining the converter to her and she said I would need to speak to Logitech. I explained I bought it off Dell and she tells me I am wrong they don't sell it. I actually had to step through the Dell website with her and then send screenshots to prove it. She puts me on hold for 20 minutes. Comes back and tells me that the mouse will work and I just need to use the converter. I lost it at that point. Her manager came on, says "sorry" and is sending it out and a 256MB USB key for my troubles. Told him the key was an insult as you can get 1GB keys dirt cheap at this stage.

      - Another machine which had a serious hardware fault. I had checked all the bluescreen codes and knew it was a hardware fault. In fact the Dell website even explained what the issue may be. Rang support and explained (numerous times).

      I was told to reformat the machine. Then after that didn't work to run a diagnostics, which I did (which didn't need a reformat to run). Then told they would replace part X. This went on for a couple of months (cpu, fan, motherboard, memory, harddrive). Each time not fixing it. The third time the guy turned up to replace a new part I asked him to hang about as it will normally start crashing 20 minutes or so. Said he doesn't check it, just replaces the parts.

      So a 4 months down the line I still have a broken machine still, dealing with support is a nightmare. It came to a head when I explained the machine was still not working (and giving all details again) they hung up on me mid conversation. I rang back again, did all the questions again and they asked me to reformat the machine. I explained it was already reformatted, but they said they would not continue the call unless I reformatted the machine AGAIN. I lost it at this point. I explained either I get a new machine or a full refund. If that doesn't happen I will be lodging a small claims against them.

      At this point I get put through to what I suspect is their business line. The woman is American, there is no messing around with repeating questions, she clearly knows what she is talking about. We go through some other stuff on the system. She mentions she wants to try replacing some other item. That doesn't work so I explain I want a refund or new machine. She puts me back to the home support people.

      Who do the exact same mess again. I loose it at this point. Thankfully after the first month I was keeping records of dates and times, holds and disconnects. So I send the email in full detail to the idiot who is asking me to reformat again. I explain based on this I have a case to small claims court.

      I get a manager ringing me back saying they are very sorry of the way I am being messed around and are sending out the top of the range PC to the one I have broken (much better spec) and would reset the suppoort contract. I am somewhat less annoyed now. He explains that the paperwork would be done and sent out within a week.

      4 days later I hear nothing so I ring up. Apparently no one had even heard of me getting a new machine. Worse still they start asking me the same questions over again. I actually tell the guy to stop talking. Told him straight off I was filing a small claims.

      I get a manager straight away who says it was an oversight, I get the confirmation the same day and the new machine 2 days later.

      So close to 5 months, numerous parts wasted, hours wasted with them. No I would not say their general customer support is any good. Dell as a machine, if it works is a good machine though. But not worth the hassle of dealing with their support people.

      I've since moved onto Lenovo PCs. Haven't had any issues as of yet.

    78. Re:It's just business? by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      Actually while your spirit of your message is correct the main issues I found was.
      - Needless sending of parts.
      - Getting me to do pointless tasks over and over when the core issue was identified.
      - Phone punting with the next person in line having no clue what I was on the line for.
      - Being kept on the line until something can be found to get rid of you (See above).

    79. Re:It's just business? by Nephrite · · Score: 1

      "Never attribute to malice that can be attributed to stupidity", heh, I don't remember who said that but it's just Dell's case :-)

    80. Re:It's just business? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      I make it much simpler on telemarketers. Regardless of what they are pushing I reply "I'm terribly sorry, but I don't have a phone". Then I count the number of seconds that elapses until they regain their composure and continue their nonsense, at which point I hang up.

      The record is at 17 seconds !

    81. Re:It's just business? by rugatero · · Score: 2, Funny
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    82. Re:It's just business? by jmv · · Score: 1

      The single biggest thing that annoys me with Dell are their laptop batteries. They last on average around 6-9 months, after which they'll hold only 20-30 minutes of charge. To get an idea of what I'm talking about, here are some reviews of their 6-cell and 9-cell batteries. My favorite one is "Pros: It fits in the battery slot. Con: The battery didn't even last a year." :-) The only good point is that with their 1-year guarantee, you're always sure to get two batteries for the price of one.

    83. Re:It's just business? by Lazypete · · Score: 1

      Funny back a year or two we had a simillar problem. We ordered a new server, configured it as a AD domain controller and sent it to a remote office. All went well for 2-3 weeks then it crashed bad. Nothing to do with it, the drive seemed faulty but after 3 days of searching we found out that the RAID card was the wrong one, they pluged in a card for another model of server. All this time, the support representative wouldn`t do anything for us until we ran their windows centric diagnostic software! Way to go Dell !! (Windows wasn`t booting as our disk array was damaged behond repair!)

    84. Re:It's just business? by Mgns · · Score: 1
      Well. They haven't bothered me much since the day I broke down in tears and told them:

      Me:Hello?

      Asshat:Yes, I'm calling for Mr Mgns, please.

      Me(shaking):He's dead

      Asshat:... oh. Uh

      Me(Devastated):Please, please stop calling him, it's just to much to bear.

      Asshat:Sorry to bother you, Madame

      Two blessed years of peace and quiet, (except the Madame part).

    85. Re:It's just business? by chrish · · Score: 1

      It's funny that you think they read any of their email.

      Spam ruined email for everyone, but it gave companies a good excuse for ignoring their support and service addresses.

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    86. Re:It's just business? by jmv · · Score: 1

      There was/is absolutely no conspiracy to deny customers their service - on an individual-call level, Dell demands high quality performance from its techs. However, there was/is systemic disregard for the techs, their expertise, and their workloads, which led to, naturally, a shortage of highly qualified individuals (meaning that in many cases, Dell could only hire marginally qualified people, like myself), which exacerbated hold times as well as lowered the quality of service once the customer got a technician to talk to.

      Well, that's exactly how you do it. If Dell wants to "deny customers their service", it's much simpler to make sure customer service is under-staffed than to tell technicians to give bad service (not to mention that it's also cheaper). This goes far further than Dell. If the a CEO/manager/whatever wants a person under him to do something illegal, he can either say it directly (and risk being liable), or they can simply ask for unrealistic outcomes knowing that the only way the person would be able to meet the expectation is by doing something illegal.

    87. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are absolutely serious, only because they have never subjected themselves to their pathetic support. Here is a snippet of my support chat session less 12 hours ago:

      05/28/2008 02:28:03PM Agent (Dell): "Thank you for contacting Dellâ(TM)s Small and Medium Business Hardware support, my name is but you can call me Will. How can I help you?"
      05/28/2008 02:28:31PM Customer: "I am trying to perform a re-install on the optiplex745"
      05/28/2008 02:28:54PM Customer: "during the 2nd phase of the install of XP Pro, the GUI phase"
      05/28/2008 02:29:05PM Customer: "the system dumps the usb keyboard and mouse"
      05/28/2008 02:29:12PM Customer: "I thought I would update the bios"
      05/28/2008 02:29:29PM Customer: "but your website instructions DO NOT match what the BIOS program actually does"
      05/28/2008 02:29:35PM Agent (Dell): "when did the problem begin?"
      05/28/2008 02:29:57PM Customer: "the system has been unreliable for a few weeks"
      05/28/2008 02:31:05PM Agent (Dell): "ok, i see, Just to let you know, this will not affect the support that I will provide you with, but I would like to inform that your warranty is going to expire on:2010-08-29"
      05/28/2008 02:31:58PM Customer: "?"
      05/28/2008 02:32:33PM Agent (Dell): "ok in this case Customer, please allow me 3-7 min to keep looking for more information"
      05/28/2008 02:32:44PM Customer: "ok"
      05/28/2008 02:34:07PM Agent (Dell): "So far am i been helpful with your issue to your satisfaction?"
      05/28/2008 02:34:30PM Customer: "not yet"

    88. Re:It's just business? by torkus · · Score: 1

      You get what you pay for.


      And that sums it up. People want commodity pricing on computers and support but premier performance from both. They want to be able to call up tech support and occupy someone for a few hours troubleshooting, testing, and re-imaging their computer because the "free iPod, download this" didn't work out as planned.

      Not only that, but 3 months later they do it again. Now tell me how anyone is going to include several hours of support per month in the price of a $300 computer...and maintain any bit of quality. :)

      I agree dell brought them upon themselves (as a corporate gold customer i never call india) but it was indirectly or inadvertantly at the request of the consumer.
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    89. Re:It's just business? by torkus · · Score: 1

      Xcessivly Priced System?

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    90. Re:It's just business? by heelrod · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't get it dumbass. Is there some reason _why_ you need economies of scale? mark my werds. they will go away. Just like the sheep you are.

      "Eat my dirthole" Greatest Zeke ever!

    91. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even easier is the "No" response. Works perfectly.

      TM: How much copier toner do you need today?
      ME: None
      TM: You don't? How about printers?
      ME: Nope
      TM: Oh... Ok, then have a nice day.

      TM: You've won 4 days and 3 nights at Time Share Harbor in Orlando.
      ME: No
      TM: Uuuh .. yes you have and if you just ver
      ME: No!
      TM: ....... *click*

      TM: Hi, I'm with MegaTeleNet and we can aggregate all your phone and Internet services
      ME: No
      TM: Don't use Internet? How does your business survive without Internet?
      ME: No!!
      TM: Oh... sorry to bother you. Goodbye.

      TM: Hi, we can save your business thousands of dollars with our new light bulbs.
      ME: NO!!
      TM: You don't? How do you see anything?
      ME: No!! Hulk SMAAAASH!!!!
      TM: Oh... sorry to bother you. Have a nice day.

      TM: Would you like to save a bundle on long distance?
      ME: Nope
      TM: You don't make any long distance calls?
      ME: No
      TM: Oh... sorry to bother you.

    92. Re:It's just business? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      I've had printer techs who couldn't take a printer apart. I've had server technicians who couldn't handle basic terminology. I had hours and hours of sitting on the phone with optiplex capacitor problems trying to convince them to just fricking replace the motherboard like they claimed they were doing on their website. This is fricking GOLD corporate support here! I'm glad they got nailed, they richly deserved it. "but if we switch to open source, we won't have corporate support and no one's ass will be on the line if stuff breaks!"
    93. Re:It's just business? by torkus · · Score: 1

      Yep...not to mention the 6 ugly lattitudes i've got on my desk.

      God i wish they'd put a latttude sticker on a 1530 already. I don't understand why every corporate laptop except apple has to be friggin ugly. An no, i'm certianly NOT an apple fan.

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    94. Re:It's just business? by Hyppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say "right" as if what's "right" for business is the "right" thing to do.

      Just because a profit is reliably turned, does not mean that the entity in question isn't morally bankrupt.

      I could reliably turn over a large profit selling young boys in southwest Asia, but that doesn't make it "right".

    95. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We only buy Dell in our house. We have NEVER had a problem with them in any form. Both my husband's and my desktops are from Dell and all 3 laptops, 2 of which are new and the third was what we replaced after our 2 year old tore off most of the keys. I guess we're just one of the lucky ones who get good service through Dell all though it could be because we're constant Dell customers too. If you think about it wouldn't you pay extra attention to the clients that frequent you and spend money on your merchandise often to make sure you keep their account? I would. Any computer thing we need we buy through Dell like our external hard drive. The only thing we don't get through Dell is our printer and ink. I use Kodak for that.

    96. Re:It's just business? by mmcever · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with this guy tech support jobs stink no matter how you look at them because most likely no one wants to call support because they feel stupid and get defendent, you dont always get these types but tech support sometimes is hte last resort and by then people are irritated and treat these guys like crap. Dell support has been par never had a problem parts here in 4 hours tech if I need one and yes they are unisys but we have good techs that know what they are doing, but we only have these sent if it is something we dont have time for or just want to stay out of. We currently have around 200 + servers with any os you can think of running on them from nt to 2008 from sco to aix and cant forget redhat but these are a mix of ibm, hp and dell. I have to say that dell has the best support if you want bad support call IBM and spend 2 days tring to prove you have support then they finally agree that you have application support then you have to prove you have hardware support which takes the rest of the 3rd day. 2/3's of the servers are dell which rarely have problems raids are not fully fault tolerent they should be but that is what backups are for.

    97. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead-on, both of you. I served 2.5 years in Silver server, first as a phone agent, then as an L2 'Case Controller,' and I concur absolutely. My main focus during my entire Dell career was to make certain that customers were being kept as happy as possible (especially at the end of the call), to observe live calls, scrub open cases, offer realtime technical advice to phone monkeys, and generally micromanage every aspect of 10+ calls at once. There's a ludicrous amount of effort put out in Dell's call centres to make sure people are kept happy. Does it work? Not always! Attending engineers break stuff, say the wrong things, leave systems half-fixed because their supervisor is pressuring them to/they want to leave site and hit the next call (or the nearest pub), &c. Parts are often unavailable because of statistically-unpredictable outages at the depot. Worst of all, L3s (so-called 'Subject Matter Experts' - comment reserved) and the people in charge of making sure the service calls are sent out are sometimes willfully obstructive toward letting a call go because they're afraid it might affect their ego trip or cost metrics, respectively, if it goes wrong. Thus ensues a battle of titans and really hideous internal politics and stress and ugliness and so forth that doesn't benefit anyone, and only appears to the customer sitting outside as Dell being either a) unwilling to help, or b) not sure of the solution-- and manifesting as long hold time. Long 'Time-To-Resolve' is Dell Support's no.1 enemy.

      'Course, customers aren't perfect, either. The people who have the cheap warranty with their cheap server generally have only one server: when it's down, their entire business is down. They *need* 4-hour service, and I upgraded many people ("Just this time, you understand, as a courtesy") to that SLA just to save a call from going bad. That decision on my part often cost Dell as much as the customer paid for their server, too, but we did it with a grin because happy people will probably give you their money again, and that's good for the business.
      Large datacentres, on the other hand, are likely to have the faulty part replaced from spares before they even call in - but they already HAVE 4-hour service. For them, we usually agreed that sending the drive out the next day was sufficient.

      So, basically:
      1) Customer satisfaction is everything
      2) Employee satisfaction is an unheard-of concept
      3) Petty power battles and clashing metrics stop good solutions from being implemented in a timely fashion
      4) Small-Medium Business (SMB) customers just don't know what they need, and don't believe Sales when they're offered the right warranty

      And what's management's take on this? Bullheaded ignorance, hostility toward the techs, a preference for 'positive tension' and speeches like "cmon folks we just need to make this better ok, this is not acceptable, now go do it." ...and so I left, and now I play the game from the other side, and I win. I've also got a *lot* of spare parts, just in case I find someone as scary as I am :)

    98. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just business, it depends on the warranty.

      With my Dell laptop, I purchased "next day" warranty. They've always come through and have replaced each of these at least once, in different countries:
      - keyboard
      - screen
      - hard drive

      That's over a 4 year period. The hardest part has been convincing the phone person that yes, the part is faulty and needs replacing.

      I've probably paid an extra $500 for this warranty service (I extended it a year) but I'm quite happy that I've got my money's worth out of it.

      And it has taught me something else too: if you travel with a laptop, for work or pleasure, for extended periods, you've got to have rocks in your head if you don't purchase warranty.

      And it isn't just business that gets good service.

      Where I work, we buy laptops with the standard 1 year warranty. When do laptops break down? Mostly sometime during the 2nd or 3rd year. How much extra is the warranty? Maybe $200 or so. Cheap "investment" protection, if you ask me.

    99. Re:It's just business? by superbus1929 · · Score: 1

      Could'a, should'a, would'a... I am not about to put every single business with large revenue into a net just because they COULD be getting their profits through ill means.

      The market works. Let it work.

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    100. Re:It's just business? by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Christ, you're a stupid fuck. You need economies of scale because there are a fucking lot of people and to supply a fucking lot of people with a fucking lot of stuff it is far less expensive to make that fucking lot of stuff when you're making a whole fucking lot of it at once. Otherwise, it's impractically expensive to create anything for any large-scale demand.

      And to save some time: if you're the kind of fucking retarded hippie who says "target a local market," get off the fucking Internet and slit your throat right fucking now. Stop wasting everyone else's oxygen.

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    101. Re:It's just business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a friend who would always answer telemarketing calls with "Could you call back later? I'm masturbating" I hope that tactic hasn't backfired to him and turned a simple telemarketing call into a phone sex session.
    102. Re:It's just business? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Same here, that's why I let the wife handle the mean calls :) Nothing gets shit done like Estrogen-laced angst.

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    103. Re:It's just business? by Samah · · Score: 1

      That's the one! Thanks ;)

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  2. This is a no-brainer by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Provide the damn support. Make it simple, easy to use and easy to understand. Support's the sort of thing that makes you customers for life or loses customers for life. Giving them long hold times, poor service, or even someone with an accent will taint their experience with that product forever. Whenever someone comments on the computer, the owner will tell the story of the bad service. When they go to buy their next computer, they'll buy anywhere else unless there's a very compelling reason to stick with Dell.

    p.s. the accent comment also means any strong accent, even southern or north eastern ones. Strong accents are, however, easier to find outside of the country.

    1. Re:This is a no-brainer by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

      the accent comment also means any strong accent, even southern or north eastern ones. Yeah, there's nothing I hate more than calling tech support and getting Mayor Quimby.
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    2. Re:This is a no-brainer by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Beats getting Apu who spends 5 minutes trying to convince you his name is "Steve".

    3. Re:This is a no-brainer by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      Provide the damn support. When you make money selling crap that will prematurely fail, you can't afford to support it!
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    4. Re:This is a no-brainer by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      True story: An Indian telemarketer called my brother one day and gave his name as "Abraham Lincoln." Apparently, they had been instructed to use Western names...

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    5. Re:This is a no-brainer by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Support's the sort of thing that makes you customers for life or loses customers for life

      Customers? Fuck the customers. Who needs customers? Customers are a dime a dozen. There are six billion prospective customers on this planet and there are more customers born every day.

      That's the 21st century way of doing business.

      As to the accent, you won't find many American accents that can't be parsed by someone in America. The accent has two bad things in people's minds. First, when you call someone for support you expect them to speak the language that you used to buy the product, and what's more to speak it fluently and understandably.

      Second, if the phone jockey has a foreign accent, the person calling for support is reminded that the thieving, unpatriotic bastards they bought the product from are shipping American jobs overseas. Nobody likes a traitor, and an "American" company that ships jobs overseas is seen by working people as traitorous. Because you know, it IS traitorous. Only a traitor sells out his native country for filthy lucre.

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    6. Re:This is a no-brainer by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      Oh no.... You mean, that guy wasn't Honest Abe? And here I thought my tech support service number was a mystical gateway to the past!

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    7. Re:This is a no-brainer by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      p.s. the accent comment also means any strong accent, even southern or north eastern ones. Strong accents are, however, easier to find outside of the country. I found that support outside of this country, while access tend to be stronger, often are easier to understand than natives. Case in point... I think I was getting support on a tape drive unit back in the day where it was normal to buy a Wangtek mech, slap it in a case, offer some qic-02 / qic-36 board and some minimal dedicated software. Drivers? We don't need no stinking drivers.

      Anyhow I was told "You were fishing for crawdads and got your self a june bug, better sketter those gizzards and hush that puppy".

      To this day I have no idea what they meant. Even if there are some thick accents in India, I doubt Apu would tell me to hush that puppy.

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    8. Re:This is a no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer this actually. I once spent 10 minutes trying to understand someones name. I couldn't understand it when he said it, I couldn't understand it when he spelled it. I ended up hanging up and calling back to get someone different.

      I don't care that his name isn't actually Steve. I think this was a huge step in the right direction.

    9. Re:This is a no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If he asked for your brothers name, he should have used wikipedia's page on Hindu Gods, then tape the conversation.

    10. Re:This is a no-brainer by Feanturi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heh, there are plenty of Americans that are difficult to understand, especially as you go further south. The ones that pronounce the letter "R" with two syllables drive me nuts (sounds almost like they're attempting to say "error"), and there's usually a lot of "could you rephrase that please?" coming from me. Pronunciation aside, there are also quite a few Americans that have such horrible grammar that you need a linguistics degree to figure out what they are trying to communicate.

    11. Re:This is a no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have about 250 Dell Latitude D510. 75% have had bad motherboards and/or bad LCDs. We often have to argue with India to have the parts replaced. Worthless company, products and support.

    12. Re:This is a no-brainer by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      True story: An Indian telemarketer called my brother one day and gave his name as "Abraham Lincoln." Apparently, they had been instructed to use Western names...

      I hope at the end of the call your brother told him to enjoy the play.

    13. Re:This is a no-brainer by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      If he asked for your brothers name, he should have used wikipedia's page on Hindu Gods, then tape the conversation. Won't work - it is fairly common amongst indians to name their children after their gods, hence names like Krishna, Vishnu, etc
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    14. Re:This is a no-brainer by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps my experience is different from most folks. I've been in most of the 50 states and spent 4 years in the military. I speak both Redneck and Ebonics fluently, although I have trouble with "EastSeaboardSnob". Especially those speech impediment stricken Bastaneons (which normal Americans call "Bostonians").

      There was a comedian (don't remember who) saying that the reason people from the eastern seaboard couldn't pronounce the letter R (Da dwag! Da dyam dwag is unda da ca! Get da dyam ca awf da dwag!) is because people in the south have them all (A'm gonna warsh the winders termorrey)

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    15. Re:This is a no-brainer by AioKits · · Score: 1

      And that's when you respond with: "Greetings Sir or Madam, my name is "

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  3. Triumph or tragedy? by Bombula · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While it's great that a big corporation is being held liable for false advertising, aren't there worse examples out there than computer technical support? What about false advertising for medicines, diets, and health-related products and services? Alternative medicine is one gigantic - and very dangerous - scam. What about all the food product labeling - low fat, organic, and all that meaningless garbage that is totally deceptive? And what about the goddamn P3N15 3nlArgment pi11s I paid through the nose for - those farking things didn't work AT ALL!

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    1. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So holding a company accountable is a bad thing because they didn't hold every company accountable at the same time?

      Whenever one company is held accountable it makes it easier for others to be held accountable.

      Anyway, the class action suits do a decent job of holding big pharma in check. Juries just don't give out the same awards because your computer repair was a couple of days late.

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    2. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by alen · · Score: 1

      anything labeled USDA Organic has to adhere to very strict standards. It takes a farmer at least 3 years to transition to growing organic fruits and vegetables with inspections each step of the way

    3. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 2

      So holding a company accountable is a bad thing because they didn't hold every company accountable at the same time?

      Whenever one company is held accountable it makes it easier for others to be held accountable.

      Anyway, the class action suits do a decent job of holding big pharma in check. Juries just don't give out the same awards because your computer repair was a couple of days late. 1) Dell tech support isn't half bad.

      2) You think that "big pharma" is currently "in check?" The insane markups and massive profiteering that occur at the expense of millions of lives a year are the happy result of our effective class action lawsuits? Just checking.

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    4. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that burglars shouldn't be prosecuted because armed robbers are worse?

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    5. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      To answer your question.. diet and health related products and services clearly have disclaimers that results are typical, or the item isn't used to cure any disease. In other words, read the box, and you have the truth (not to mention the bottom of the commercial).

      Regarding food labeling: there are VERY strict guidelines concerning what is considered low fat, organic and natural. For example, low fat means 3g or less fat per serving.

      http://lowfatcooking.about.com/od/lowfatbasics/a/fatlabels.htm
      http://www.ams.usda.gov/AMSv1.0/ams.fetchTemplateData.do?template=TemplateA&navID=NationalOrganicProgram&leftNav=NationalOrganicProgram&page=NOPNationalOrganicProgramHome&acct=nop

      Whereas Dell says "if you have a problem, we'll get it fixed" and then puts you on hold for HOURS.

    6. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      1) No, it's all bad. I went out of my way to get dell certified so they'd stop sending incompetent morons to bother me when I had problems. I guess a lot of people here live in big cities, because in the rest of the world, their service is slow, poorly trained, and half the time they have the wrong part.

      2) Imagine what they'd be like otherwise. It's amusing actually...The AMA around the turn of the century used to decry anyone making a medicine who advertised...Advertising was considered proof-positive that you were selling nothing but snake oil. How things have changed.

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    7. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And what about the goddamn P3N15 3nlArgment pi11s I paid through the nose for - those farking things didn't work AT ALL!"

      Can you tell us about your experiences?

    8. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by wolf12886 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say all of those labels are meaningless, as another replier mentioned, some of them (like USDA Organic) require adherence to certain standards. However, there are definitely cases of abuse, for example, if any of you have ever seen those green, white and red price chopper brand "natural vegetable chips" that look oddly like hot fries, take a look at the label. the only "vegetable" in them to speak of is potatoes, they do contain tomato and spinach as well, but theres less of each by volume than there is salt.

      Also, I hope your joking about the penis enlargement, as I'm sure theres a special place in hell for those who feed the spammers.

    9. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by wolf12886 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My god, it appears Adware has finally made the jump to humans.

    10. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by Bombula · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the useful links, but I wouldn't drink the Koolaid just yet.

      "All Natural" can mean almost anything - just have a look at the ingredients on the back of anything bearing that label and decide for yourself how 'all natural' processed food is. Remember all that pet food that was tainted? Half of it was branded 'all natural' and all of it was billed as being full of 'wholesome goodness' and other such crap. Sure, if by 'all natural' 'wholesome goodness' you actually mean 'pool cleaner'. How about milk? It does a body good, right? Ever been to a dairy farm or a pasteurizing plant? They tend not to show the pus-filled milking tubes in the magazine ads. Is that not slightly deceptive? Know what happens to expired milk - it goes right back to the plant for reprocessing. Mmmmm, yummy, spoiled milk recycled right bac in with the 'farm fresh' stuff! And don't even get me started on the claims made by peddlers of bottled water.

      Companies may adhere to the letter of the law, but certainly not to the spirit. Advertising is notoriously deceptive and misleading, in food and health and computers and virtually every other industry. Until you've worked in any of these industries, you need to be very cautious about taking their proclamations of sincerity and legal adherence on faith.

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    11. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Huh. Say what you like, but acupuncture works. I doubt you've ever tried it, and I guess you feel you don't have to generally say alternative medicine is a huge scam, but it does work wonders for some things. It doesn't use medical/scientific jargon to explain itself, but that doesn't mean it doesn't work.

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    12. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Well, it is tough to regulate speech in the US. Not to say they don't do it quite a bit and don't try to do it more, but it's not easy.

      Alternative medicine is one gigantic - and very dangerous - scam.

      They're also very careful about what they say. I'm sure you've seen the disclaimer on those commercials, close to:"This product is not intended to diagnose, treat or cure any disease." No matter what the product, no matter who the producer, distributor or creator, you get that same wording on the disclaimer. That's because they're legal keywords; anything intended to diagnose, treat or cure a disease is a drug according to federal law. As a drug it would be regulated by the FDA and actually have to, you know, have some backup for its claims.

      They're usually careful about SAYING it does any of those things as well. You get things like "my friend had a broken leg and chewed some XYZ root and it was fixed!" Well, that's an anecdote your honor! Stupid? Yep. But that's how the legal system works, and it's not accident these people make their infomercials and commercials the way they do. Ever wonder why HeadOn is allowed to do business, despite it being essentially a ball of wax yet strongly implying it can cures headaches? Yeah, because strongly implying and stating are different things.

      What about all the food product labeling - low fat, organic, and all that meaningless garbage that is totally deceptive?

      If I remember my consumer education classes correctly (though they were yeeears ago!) many of these terms ARE regulated. I'm not sure about organic, but low fat definitely was. I can't find a specific list of what is regulated and what they mean, but I did find this article which states, in part: "This means that such products as 2-percent milk, which contains about 5 grams of fat per serving, cannot be labeled "low fat" because the fat content is more than 3 grams per serving, the upper limit permitted in food products labeled 'low fat.' [. . .] Although two-percent milk, with its 5 grams of fat, may not be called "low fat," the product does qualify for a "reduced fat" claim. "Reduced fat" means that the fat content of the food has been reduced by at least 25 percent per serving compared to the full-fat food."

      So, in short, at least some of that is already taken care of. Some of it is people cleverly dodging laws, and presumably getting away with it because of free speech issues.

    13. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      "All Natural" can mean almost anything - just have a look at the ingredients on the back of anything bearing that label and decide for yourself how 'all natural' processed food is.

      The labeling for all natural doesn't seem to be as stringent as the other labels, but that is changing.

      Remember all that pet food that was tainted? Half of it was branded 'all natural' and all of it was billed as being full of 'wholesome goodness' and other such crap. Sure, if by 'all natural' 'wholesome goodness' you actually mean 'pool cleaner'.

      Huh? You're talking about that pet food that was intentially posioned? Sorry, no amount of labels are going to help you there. And that can happen at any food company. So unless your plan is to grow ALL your own food, you're just gonna have to trust food companies.

      How about milk? It does a body good, right? Ever been to a dairy farm or a pasteurizing plant? They tend not to show the pus-filled milking tubes in the magazine ads. Is that not slightly deceptive?

      Ya, I have. I live in VT, we have our share of farms here. The nice thing about pasteurization is that it kills the bacteria that may be living in the "pus filled tubes." Of course there are smaller farms too that don't use that machinary, and you can buy your milk there if you like. But please tell me, have you tested milk and found consistently that there's something wrong with it?

      Know what happens to expired milk - it goes right back to the plant for reprocessing. Mmmmm, yummy, spoiled milk recycled right bac in with the 'farm fresh' stuff!

      No, it goes to make things like yogurt and cream. No need to reprocess it when people are willing to add some fruit and eat it, is there?

      And don't even get me started on the claims made by peddlers of bottled water.

      What claims? At worse, they say it's filtered.. and it is. Water that says it comes from springs or whatever needs to actually come from a spring.

      Companies may adhere to the letter of the law, but certainly not to the spirit. Advertising is notoriously deceptive and misleading, in food and health and computers and virtually every other industry. Until you've worked in any of these industries, you need to be very cautious about taking their proclamations of sincerity and legal adherence on faith.

      Wow, you think that's news? The fact is though you can see what's in your food by looking at the standardized labeling. So ya you can market something as a healthy snack for kids, and one serving may be. It's up to you though to look at the label and decide if 25g of sugar per bar is a good idea, and where the sugar comes from (HFCS or naturally occuring).

    14. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      It does not use "medical/scientific jargon to explain itself," so what is the explanation? Magic?

    15. Re:Triumph or tragedy? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      No, the explanation is energy, which flows through the body (sorta like blood), and if there is a problem, it will manifest in the energy flows. It probably has a scientific equivalent (energy throughout nervous system perhaps?), but I haven't researched it. All I know is that it works better with muscle spasms and cramps than any western medicine to date.

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  4. Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Simple games theory. If the expected payoff of fraud is greater than the penalty, fraud is inevitable. Here's a thought: instead of fines, revoke the corporate charter for serious crimes. Only in America can people still get the death penalty while corporations can't.

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    1. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, you are saying that corporations that commit crimes, up to and including murder, should get away with a slap on the wrist because government is what? Worse than murder?

      Why present a false dichotomy? Are you so intellectually bankrupt and slavishly devoted to your dogma of greed-driven, unrestricted capitalism that you can't think up any possible alternatives?

      Or maybe you just think the status quo is just peachy?

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    2. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by AshtangiMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a great idea. I think one of the worst things that happened to American corporate culture was the removal of the periodic renewall of the charter. This was put to a general vote of the region hosting the corporation, and gave the people a chance to revoke a corporations charter because of poor business practices, excessive polluting, or some other offensive behavior. This would be good for market based capitalism, as it would provide not only an incentive to do "good" for the region, but give small companies a chance to swoop in and take over for the bloated corporate entities that spiraled into the profit optimized corruption model.

    3. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Interesting
      If a corporate charter gets revoked, the government doesn't suddenly own it (unless there's some extreme circumstance, they can't). What would be more likely to happen is that the condemned corp gets split into divisions, its assets may be sold off to the highest bidders (or given as compensation to a plaintiff), shut down and dissolved, or any combination of the three (e.g. dissolve parts of a corp while selling off the rest, etc).

      Also, whatever happens to the corps, the board members get to eat the penalties (e.g. Enron's board members being held criminally liable in proportion to involvement, etc).

      I rather like the idea of the Corporate Death Penalty... sell off|dissolve|split the creature, and hold each individual board member civilly and/or criminally liable. If a CEO knows that no golden parachute will save his ass from being forcibly separated from his personal possessions and money, maybe he'll think a little before deciding to perpetrate fraud, monopolistic predations, and etc.

      /P

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    4. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by k2enemy · · Score: 1

      FYI, that is not game theory, it's just a simple expected value calculation.

    5. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by non · · Score: 1

      no, in america corporations can't be incarcerated, nor can their officers. hold corporate officers accountable, and punishable, for the actions of the corporation and this would change.

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    6. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Right, because expected value calculations play no part in game theory. It's not like they are one of the most fundamental foundations of the theory or anything. How silly of me.

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    7. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Tufriast · · Score: 4, Informative

      I use to a work for a company that did outsourcing for Dell named Stream. Flat out - I will admit we turned away as many people as possible. We offered hardware support for 30 days, and some software support, and if the support window was closed (30 days) it was $30 per incident. That support window handled most software issues, and most hardware issues. I felt kind of scummy doing it, so when I was laid off, I was happy. I'm pretty sure it the outsourcing went to some place overseas. I recall once billing for some software support to the tune of $120.00. The software itself was installed improperly - which was the cause of the problem. (Don't mix Office and MS Works.) This was circa 2001, and after that experience I learned - NEVER get a Dell.

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    8. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Joshwaa · · Score: 1

      What instance is there of a corporation committing murder and just being fined? I'm pretty sure that would be conspiracy, and would be even more serious than just if a civilian committed murder. Then, I live in Canada so i could be wrong. :)

    9. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      Wait... Corporations can commit murder? Someone needs to stop playing Eve Online - the ninja-assassin-mob-hitman guy would be arrested for murder, and the evil capitalist plutocrat board members who hired him would be arrested as accomplices, for conspiracy, etc.

      Now, corporations exist to make money. If a "slap on the wrist" for bad tech support is $bucks, it makes offshoring your phone banks less attractive. Much less.

      Sounds like the system works. Unless you're one of those "intellectually bankrupt" fellows who think that anyone out making money in any amount for any reason must be greed-driven and, dare I say, evil.

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    10. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      How does a corporation commit the crime of murder?

      And what do you do if, say, GE is convicted of murder and 300,000 people no longer have jobs?

      When companies have charges leveled against them, they're civil cases. When it rises to the level of a criminal complaint, actual people are charged with crimes. I don't recall the exact case, but last year, there was a company whose executive row was gutted, each of them sent to prison and fined millions of dollars on top of what the corporation had to pay in fines.

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    11. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by k2enemy · · Score: 1

      You are correct that expected value calculations play an important part in analyzing games, but that doesn't mean you are using game theory. You could set this up in an equivalent game, but it would be overkill and not provide any additional insight beyond what you already said.

      Basic arithmetic plays an important part of the calculus, but that doesn't mean I say I'm doing calc every time I count the change in my pocket.

    12. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you know how many thousands of corporations there are in California alone? How would we gather the necessary knowledge? What's to keep someone rich from funding a campaign to highlight some minimal yet slightly gray conduct of a much smaller competitor in order to force their dissolution?

      That kind of thing is much better handled by the system in place now.

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    13. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      I hate seeing comments like this when I don't have mod points. ++ to you sir, said better than I would have.

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    14. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by GaratNW · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well.. where do you draw the line for defining murder? If you're driving a Ford pickup, and it randomly explodes due to a fuel line problem, and it kills you. Your family will probably get a lot of money from that. Then they have a recall because it's killed 200 people over 3 years. That ranks up there with the worst serial killers of all time. They'll walk away with a lot of cash settlements, a product recall and a lot of PR work to do. And then they'll probably have the same thing happen 15 years later. No, I'm not citing a specific example, but car recalls like this have occurred. Most of those companies are still steamrolling ahead. By that view, if you want to commit murder, creating a faulty product that kills people is certainly the best way to get away with it.

    15. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm pretty sure it the outsourcing went to some place overseas. I recall once billing for some software support to the tune of $120.00
      No. My step-son used to work there as well (laid off within the last 6 months or so), so I can say with confidence that Stream still does support outsourcing for Dell, and they still pull shit like this.
    16. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

      in america corporations can't be incarcerated, nor can their officers.
      O RLY?

      And while this guy didn't go to the slammer, some say his way of avoiding it was rather extreme.
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    17. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, and all those thousands and thousands of employees that had nothing to do with the problem are all out of a job and living on my tax dollars.

      Could you please sign your posts with your real name so if you're even seeking a position of power we're all aware that you have no idea what you're talking about?

    18. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by mikji · · Score: 0

      Some restrictions are probably a good idea, but what's wrong with greed?

    19. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      If I commit fraud on a massive scale I'll go to prison for years. Why isn't Michael Dell going to prison?

      Because in the US the only time a rich, powerful man goes to prison is when a richer, more powerful man wants him there. Our nation is a plutocracy and our national religion is the worship of the almighty dollar.

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    20. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Well, it wouldn't really be murder. More negligent homicide.

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    21. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...false dichotomy? Are you so intellectually bankrupt and slavishly devoted to your dogma of greed-driven, unrestricted capitalism... yummmm.....big words are tasty. :)
    22. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Jimmy_B · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's a thought: instead of fines, revoke the corporate charter for serious crimes. Only in America can people still get the death penalty while corporations can't.
      Sounds great in theory, but would be terribly destructive; the actions of a few bad apples could cost thousands of people their jobs. A better solution is to replace the corporation's government; make all outstanding shares non-voting (thus stripping the board and the investors of their power) and hold an election for company CEO, with the old board ineligible and low-level employees making up most of the vote.
    23. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      corporations don't commit fraud, people commit fraud.

    24. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      The system in place now is that corporations get carte blanche. I disagree, and as all things in an open society, to keep them clean requires work on the part of the people. The cities/townships that host the corporations all have city and town councils. It's not like one body in the state has to oversee it all. As for gathering the knowledge, I don't know. But that does not mean that we should sit back while corporations take over representation and resource management.

    25. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Teilo · · Score: 4, Informative

      By that view, if you want to commit murder, creating a faulty product that kills people is certainly the best way to get away with it. Yes, except for one not-so-minor requirement of law called mens rea . In other words, to use your example, in order to charge someone with murder, they actually had to have the intent to commit murder.

      If you believe that Ford motor company has the intent to commit murder, you are welcome to your opinion, however illogical it may be.

      And I thought I was a conspiracy theorist.
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    26. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by EnOne · · Score: 1

      You forgot about Arthur Anderson which was the accounting firm that was shredding documents in the wake of the fall of Enron. They were shut down in 2002. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen#Accounting_scandals

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    27. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Why present a false dichotomy? Are you so intellectually bankrupt and slavishly devoted to your dogma of greed-driven, unrestricted capitalism that you can't think up any possible alternatives?
      Well, it's like Plato said ... the eventual downfall of all republics is corruption, right? If you ask me, the viable alternatives -- pure democracy and pure communism -- exist only in theory.
    28. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Seth Rightmer, that's my name, it's on my info page and it always has been. Thankfully, people with morals beyond that of a starving weasel tend to like my ideas and I've never had a problem getting a job.

      Why would the employees be out of a job just because the corporate charter is dissolved? The board, officers and stockholders would be rightfully fucked, but all that infrastructure isn't going to just disappear.

      How about you keep your mouth closed until your brain is engaged, so you don't look like a fucking clown in public?

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    29. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

      I concede the point.

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    30. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Tell me, who went to jail for the Bhopal disaster?

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    31. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can you say Bhopal, boys and girls? I knew you could! Now, who here knows who went to prison for those 15,000 homicides? Anyone? That's right, those were rich important men, and rich important men don't go to jail! Don't you wish you were rich and important? Maybe if you put yourself and your possessions ahead of everything else in in the whole world, you can!

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    32. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI Pedantic is spelled P E D A N T I C

    33. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      Companies are quite often too large for their own good. This is taking a sledgehammer to a fly - do you seriously mean to lay off potentially tens of thousands of people because one department screws up?

    34. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      and after that experience I learned - NEVER get a Dell.

      I don't avoid Dell *hardware* since it's fairly decent stuff but I don't expect remotely decent support from them if I buy one either and I only call about hardware/warranty issues so no worries there for me.

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    35. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      The kyklos is not inevitable. The fact that it is ubiquitous only points to a failure of imagination, not some kind of natural law. There are systems that will work better, we just haven't thought of them yet.

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    36. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Probably because neither pure democracy or pure communism are actually viable.

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    37. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by lattyware · · Score: 1

      I'd avoid Dell PCs, but then again, I'd avoid any pre-built PCs, personally. They always use sub-standard components (PSUs mainly). That said, I own two dell monitors and they are of an amazing quality. One of them broke recently, after one year of use (2407WFP, the on-off button broke, really annoying, the panel itself is fine) and I am getting a 2408WFP back from them. Not bad.

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    38. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by quanticle · · Score: 4, Informative

      Martha Stewart was not incarcerated for anything that her corporation did. She was incarcerated for lying under oath regarding a completely different company - ImClone. In the ImClone case she wasn't an officer of the company, but a mere shareholder who traded illegally based on insider information.

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    39. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      Err, you do know that unless someone, somewhere can prove an intent to kill, the worst you can do (if it were in the US) is charge the local plant managers (or whoever made the wrong decisions) with negligent homicide (similar to what someone would get if they accidentally hit a pedestrian and killed him/her).

      Also, Bhopal is in India - their country, their laws. Not ours. Nothing to do with class warfare and the perceptions of material possession; just (unfortunately) the way it is.

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    40. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      What's with this idea that dissolving a corporate charter would somehow make the infrastructure disappear? In reality, the offending company would be broken up and sold off. People might be let go, but it isn't a certainty. It would be sort of like a chapter 11 bankruptcy.

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    41. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by deesine · · Score: 1

      Only in America can people still get the death penalty while corporations can't.

      Apparently, it happens in India too. I don't suppose you have a more continental example?

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    42. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      Ok, rather than play on the specific term that a court of law would call "murder", how about a generic 'homicide'? They don't need intent to commit that and yet I haven't seen Firestone/Bridgestone or Ford brought up on charges for their actions, or lack thereof.

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    43. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Firstly, the Indian government owned 49%. This wasn't "greedy and stupid", this was just "stupid" and yet another reason why centralized economic planning is bad.

      Besides the fact that an industrial disaster, however negliegent and stupid, isn't exactly murdering hitmen, there's a problem with your wikipedia entry:

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      Now, I can't speak for INDIA, but in America, those who put "yourself and your possessions ahead of everything else in the whole world" would have gone to jail and the corporation fined.

      That is, IF it wasn't stopped by the appropriate federal agency when the groundwater became toxic and livestock started dying. If it wasn't stopped by a civil suit FAILING action by said government agency.

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    44. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and all those thousands and thousands of employees that had nothing to do with the problem are all out of a job and living on my tax dollars.



      That's not quite how it works... odds are very good that the assets (up to and including whole corporate divisions, if not the whole corp) can be sold off whole or in bits to the highest bidder, then run by the buyer(s).


      Let's say the DOJ gets a nasty case of Clue-itis one fine day and orders Microsoft to be dissolved. Odds are excellent that the Windows division would be bought by IBM, Sun, Novell, Intel, AMD, Apple, or, I dunno... Google. Office and Apps would suffer the same fate. Xbox and Zune divisions, same thing. The rest of the game is run just like a typical merger. Then again, the assets could simply get absorbed and locked into a cabinet somewhere (buy competitor's assets at fire-sale prices, bury it as deeply as possible, "profit!"... But then, you know? It would be hella funny to see a consortium of MSFT's competitors get together, buy Windows, and simply open-source the thing. The ensuing chaos would be magnificent).

      /P

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    45. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      So you would simply upend the entire system without considering the consequences of doing so? There may be answers to my questions. If you can find them, and they are reasonable, I'm willing to consider them. But changing the system wantonly will only cause more problems.

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    46. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by hattig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And what do you do if, say, GE is convicted of murder and 300,000 people no longer have jobs? All share trading is suspended before the court case.
      If found guilty, share trading is suspended until the completion of the sentence.
      All profits from the running of the company are given to the victims over the duration of the sentence. If there are no profits or the company is running at a loss, the company is closed down.
      All responsible members of the company cannot leave the company until the sentence is completed.

      So, Ford could get 10 years for not recalling a car that they knew had a fault, etc.

      1) The shareholders are punished, not just the corporate entity.
      2) The employees don't lose their jobs.
      3) The victims get compensation.
      4) The punishment has an end, and things can go on afterwards.

      This is my "Corporate Conviction Manifesto, version 0.1" and it's released under a Creative Commons license for you to all pick apart with flaws and issues and loopholes ... so you fix them, become politicians, and enact them.
    47. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Was the government of India was anything more than a shareholder? Did they actually have any control over the day to day operations? And are you claiming that no one in America has ever died because of corporate malfeasance because our system is just that good? Because if you are suggesting that the status quo is just fine as far as keeping corporations from killing citizens, I think you should read the news a bit more.

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    48. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Since when does speaking out against corrupt corporations equal class warfare?

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    49. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Teilo · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. Mens rea is required in all cases, whatever the crime. It is not specific to murder. It's true for homicide, theft, fraud, etc. It's a foundational principle of law.

      Even with the lower standard of homicide, where proof of negligence might be sufficient, mens rea still applies. You have to prove that the offending party was knowingly negligent in such a manner that they know the risk to life and limb.

      I'm more than willing to countenance that corporations like Ford are getting special treatment. But the nature of a corporation is that it is a legal fiction. It cannot be accused of murder or homicide. A corporation cannot serve a prison term. Only a real person can be accused of murder. You would need to carry in an engineer, a CEO, etc., who would be a flesh-and-blood person whom you could accuse of willful negligence, etc. Thus, for example, the justice department did not prosecute Enron, but Ken Lay.

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    50. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when does speaking out against corrupt corporations equal class warfare?



      Therein lies the rub - you went a bit beyond those bounds, to wit:


      "That's right, those were rich important men, and rich important men don't go to jail! Don't you wish you were rich and important?"


      Seriously... if'n that ain't flirting with class warfare (if not sexing it outright), then what is?

      /P

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    51. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      This is not upending the system. This is putting the system back to the way that it was prior to IIRC 1970. I don't really understand your objection aside from the fact that you think it might be inconvenient . . . and even there I'm not sure I understand whose inconvenience you preceive.

    52. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by GaratNW · · Score: 1

      Devil's advocate, sorry. Should have clarified that. In my own example, I totally agree. It's not murder, and certainly no intent to commit murder if a car has a fault.

      Better example. Cigarettes. At this point if you smoke, you know what you're getting into. Arguably, you should have known anytime in the last 40 years. But there are court and public record of massive attempts to cover up the addictive and deadly properties of smoking, nicotine, etc. Haven't seen Phillip Morris brought up on homicide, manslaughter, or murder charges yet though. Just massive monetary lawsuits brought on by mostly greedy lawyers.

      And again, I don't know how much I buy into even that, as if you smoke and can't tell it's bad for you, I'd question your IQ, but that's a personal liberty choice. If you want to smoke 50 packs a day where I don't have to smell it, knock yourself out. Social chlorination is all that is. But there is a huge double standard in this country as to how individuals are treated, and how companies are treated. And a monetary fine is, as mentioned above, just a slap on the wrist in almost all cases.

    53. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      Which is still overkill. We can't treat corporations like we do people, because *they are obviously different things*. So while we may throw a guy in jail for fraud, I think a large fine that sends a strong message is enough to punish corporations that step out of line. What I *do* favor is personal responsibility and transparency in companies. Instead of just fining the company, we need laws that require companies maintain communication logs for subpoenas, so that we can find out *who* in the company masterminded the fraud, and punish them personally.

    54. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by el+americano · · Score: 1

      Wait a second. Are you agreeing or disagreeing with the parent?

      Spun, you write good comments. You don't need to top-post/karma whore to be read.

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    55. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      I guess there's nothing wrong with a little class warfare, as long as it's the rich and powerful doing it, but when the average guy speaks up about the unfairness, well, that's beyond the pale. Is there anything I could say about the rich and powerful besides "They're awesome and I want to be one!!!" that wouldn't be class warfare?

      Seriously, class warfare used to mean sabotage and strikes and, you know, actions, not words. Now, any criticism of the rich or powerful is "class warfare." Which is rich-speak for "shut the hell up, peasant." It's gotten to the point where only staunch defenders of the status quo use that phrase, and only when they want to belittle an idea without actually coming up with a valid argument.

      So, are you saying that the rich and powerful, in general, get the same type of justice the rest of us get? Maybe because they've proven they are better than the rest of us by making more money than us, they shouldn't be subject to the same justice as us peasants.

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    56. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      It was honestly a mistake. I'm still not used to the new discussion system, and I just clicked the most prominent "reply" button I saw. I'm just surprised you're the first person to call me on it :)

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    57. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      "Status quo?" I'm trying to figure out what you think that is.

      So far I have:

      • Corporations in America can murder citizens because rich people are untouchable. (Citation: Indian industrial spill.)
      • All corporations do nothing but put money ahead of everything and everyone. (Tell me where you work so I can call you a hypocrite or a tool or whatever that makes you.)
      • Corporations in America can't murder citizens, but they can do everything else.

      Take a deep breath and stop giving the green party money. We have some of the most onerous business regulation in the free world, especially where corporate transparency is concerned; Sarb-Ox is a great example of this. We generally have clean air and water, safe food, and effective medicine. 95% of people are employed, and 97% are not losing their house.

      535 stupid yet democratically elected people hardly make a plutocracy. With a 4 digit UID, I expect less rabid discourse than from, say, a 6-digit UID.

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    58. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were unrestricted capitalism, corporations wouldn't have the backing of the republicrat and democan run government. Unrestricted capitalism also means the business committing the fraud will feel the backlash from their customers. One example is lowes-sucks.com. If it were unrestricted capitalism, Allen Harkelroad would have forced Lowes to change their policy rather than having to face the legal attack dogs from Lowes. You will never see any true capitalism from the Republicrats or Democans.

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    59. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by BoogeyOfTheMan · · Score: 1

      But if they were aware of the fuel line problem (say it already killed 2 people due to a design flaw)) and they didnt recall/fix it, then they ARE aware of the problem and they ARE negligent.

    60. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to suggest something along these lines, I certainly hope that you can propose something to prevent biased individuals with grudges from taking advantage of such a law. People are already sue happy as it is, now you want to enable people to revoke a business charter... Down goes Microsoft, Google, Yahoo, Apple, in the first week.

    61. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      That's because governments don't believe it's good for the economy or its citizens to invoke mass unemployment policies that devastate thousands of families at a time. If you want to make things hurt where it counts, it would be far better to take away the golden parachute scheme instead.

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    62. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1
      I have to agree. i gave up on seeing a really rich guy go to jail after seeing the Dupont heir that had a severed head in his closet walk. I mean honestly-HE HAD THE GUYS FREAKIN SEVERED HEAD IN HIS CLOSET! Do any of us honestly think that if they found a severed head in our closet we could get off on "self defense"? I would love to see the transcripts of that trial. What did his superlawyer say "he had to kill him to save his own life but he was really lonely so he kept the head for company." Not to mention everyone he seems to get pissed at ends up dead including his ex-wife and even though he never has an alibi he just never seems to go to jail.


      Anyway we already know how this is going to end. Dell is going to put the money for the fines in high yield cds while they appeal so by the time they actually do have to pay out they won't actually be losing any money when compared to how much they saved by screwing over their customers and business as usual will continue. But anyway that is my 02c,YMMV

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    63. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      I think what Teilo is saying is that it isn't Ford who are liable, but the Exec(s)/Managers who are aware and try to cover up. For instance, why screw the folks in the factories and take awat their jobs because the "VP of Product Safety" decided that the number of exploding fuel lines was too small to worry about and promptly ignored it. The law needs to go after VP.

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    64. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by countach · · Score: 1

      A person can be considered non-rehabilitatable. But a corporation you just install new management. Why hurt all the employees and ongoing customers because of what some idiot in the organisation did?

    65. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I think what Teilo is saying is that it isn't Ford who are liable, but the Exec(s)/Managers who are aware and try to cover up. For instance, why screw the folks in the factories and take awat their jobs because the "VP of Product Safety" decided that the number of exploding fuel lines was too small to worry about and promptly ignored it. The law needs to go after VP.

      Actually, I think the law needs to go after both the executives and the company. You see, the corporation is (or may be) profiting by the illegal acts. If you only punish the employee, nothing stops them from continually hiring people they know or have reason to believe will break the law in the same way. It matters nothing to them if a succession of their employees go to jail, and in many cases they do. Unless it hurts the shareholders and the board, it doesn't matter to the corporation.

      The whole point of corporations is to divorce shareholders who are profiting by a corporation's acts, from legal responsibility for those acts. In some ways, this is good for creating a good environment for investment, but it results in exactly the kind of recurring illegal action that is so common in corporate America.

    66. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, Bhopal is in India - their country, their laws. Not ours. Nothing to do with class warfare and the perceptions of material possession; just (unfortunately) the way it is.

      If the corporation involved wasn't American, I might agree...

      Doesn't matter just where it happened, either. Doesn't seem that the value of a life need change on the other side of an imaginary line in the dirt/water...

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    67. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      If a corporate charter gets revoked, the government doesn't suddenly own it That would be pretty cool though, if it did happen that way. The profits of that company could go towards paying off our budget deficit instead of paying the pockets of CEOs... once enough companies are "executed", you have a huge national resource bringing in tons of money without taxing anyone.
    68. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And are you claiming that no one in America has ever died because of corporate malfeasance because our system is just that good?

      Hey Mr. Debater, you made the assertion, back it up!

    69. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by deesine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Since when does speaking out against corrupt corporations equal class warfare?

      Since when does stupidity/negligence equal corruption?

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    70. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      If the company is running at a loss, you say that it's closed down.

      And then you say that employees don't lose their jobs.

      These don't seem to reconcile at all.

      Further, if only one person is killed by, say, a GE jet engine that the company knew was problematic, should the family of that one person get the entire $22.2 billion that GE booked as net income in 2007 (if the "sentence" is only one year)? Does this not seem like a way to completely clog the legal system with claims, and bring down every corporation that currently exists?

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    71. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1
      By your argument the law should also go after the shareholders, as they are the ultimate profit takers from the illegal activity. Does this extend to your, and mine, 401Ks? Trust me, no one is clean and we invest in them.

      Should we not rather see those who abuse our trust go down for the actions, and they would be the decision makers, not the minions.

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    72. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I use to a work for a company that did outsourcing for Dell named Stream. I felt kind of scummy doing it, so when I was laid off, I was happy.

      I worked for Stream supporting HP Vectra, Kayak, and handhelds. Stream was crap, exactly what the companies wanted. I lasted 6 months before I found a real job and left. I gave my 2-weeks notice, and they offered me a promotion and asked what it would take to get me to stay. I laughed. They had me working 'till my last day. The job wasn't so bad. I could support the products in my sleep, so I spent my time focusing on more important things, like trying to make at least one caller laugh per day. And no, that's not easy. All the lines we took calls on were long distance. So they'd have to have a broken computer, be annoyed enough to call a long distance number, and after sitting on hold for 5 minutes they had to pay for, they were usually not that happy. But I don't think I ever missed a day.

    73. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you believe that Ford motor company has the intent to commit murder, you are welcome to your opinion, however illogical it may be.

      I believe Ford had a Pinto-aged-memo that stated they expected people to die, but that the settlements would be less than the recall. That sounds like intent to commit murder. They didn't identify a person that would die, but they knew they increased the risk, and had a very close number for how many it really did kill. That would seem to fit your definition, wouldn't it?

    74. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The name Love Canal mean anything to you? If not, look it up.

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    75. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seize the assets and give it to the employees then, they can probably run it better than a corrupt management, don't you think?

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    76. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Seize the assets and give it to the employees and customers, who will probably run it better than a corrupt management. Make it an ESOP, let them elect their own board. The owning class sees that happen a few times, they'll make sure they stay squeaky clean.

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    77. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Are you always ready with an excuse for the status quo? Corporations shield people from responsibility for their actions. This kind of thing is fucking routine because of that, it's not some isolated case of negligence, or even an isolated case of malfeasance. The only thing unusual about this is that Dell got caught.

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    78. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm talking about multi nationals, not just American corporations. When I say murder, I guess I mean homocide. With corporations it boils down to a cost benefit analysis, and people's lives are just estimated entries in a debit column somewhere.

      I take offense at your tone. I can only assume you are uncultured and haven't traveled much outside the USA. I'm rather moderate by world standards. Corporations' days as a shield from individual responsibility are numbered.

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    79. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by rmckeethen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is a pet peeve of mine, so I'll apologize in advance for the rant, but I think the idea of a so-called corporate death penalty, or revoking the corporate charter, is just a bad idea in general.

      Why? Simple -- it gives corporate decision makers, i.e. the real, flesh and blood people actually responsible for these types of problems, an easy-out of the mess they created. The corporate death penalty is, it seems to me, just a giant grant of absolution for corporate officers who are, in many cases, committing out-and-crimes.

      Think about it; did Enron's corporate charter, i.e. the legal fiction we once collectively called Enron the company, commit massive financial fraud? No. Kenneth Lay, Jeffery Skilling and the other directors of Enron deceived the public and their investors about Enron's true state of financial affairs. These individuals committed the crime. The corporate charter had no part in the affair. Does revoking the corporate charter affect Enron's decision makers in any way, forcing them to accept responsibility for their actions? No. What it does is get them off the hook for any personal financial responsibility to the investors they defrauded.

      This I think is a bad idea. Acquitting the criminals and focusing on the legal entity as the responsible party does nothing to detour this type of behavior in the future.

      Revoking the corporate charter in situations like the Enron debacle only shifts blame away from the individuals responsible for the bad conduct. In addition, killing the corporate entity hurts the investors and the regular employees of the corporation, the folks who, in most part, had little to do with the fraud involved. The employees are now suddenly out of a job and the investors, the real targets of the fraud in the Enron case, are now left with nothing, having been bilked by Lay and Skilling and now, with the imposition of corporate death penalty, further harmed by the public at large. Is that what we want? Does killing the legal facade of a corporation really serve any purpose except to make us feel better when we associate the name 'Enron' with billions of dollars lost to overstated earnings and financial fraud?

      In the end, the people running Enron created the mess that sank the company. The investors paid the price; they saw their hard-earned money literally vanish overnight. Revoking Enron's corporate charter wouldn't have fixed this problem. If we want revenge for the crime, we should go after the people who committed the fraud -- the former directors of the company. The corporate charter is just a legal smokescreen, and it should be treated as such.

    80. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Lord+Maud'Dib · · Score: 1

      You say Dell monitors are of amazing quality then go on to that after a years use the on/off button broke. I've never had a power switch break on any monitor I have ever owned. Does that mean every monitor I've ever owned has been of exceptional quality because of it??? Just don't buy Dell - they're still made in China.

    81. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by deesine · · Score: 1

      Are you always ready with an excuse for the status quo?

      I'd like to think I defend the status quo less than you exaggerate. You've gone hyberbolic on this thread. I'm simply calling you on it, not making an excuse for anything.

      Only in America can people still get the death penalty while corporations can't.

      Your "corporate murder" charge was questioned. You responded with an incident in Bhopal, India. Later comes Love Canal -- orientation obtained.

      Since when does speaking out against corrupt corporations equal class warfare?

      Never mind that you later admit to the charge: I see the Bhopal incident, usually regarded as a corporate disaster, is really a case of corporate corruption. Care to provide a source for that? Man, speak out about corporate malfeasance and corruption, really; just try to get the facts straight. And accusing the hyperbole-police of being the status-quo defender? Color me surprised. I'd say set the cake down, but none's left and it's all over your face.

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    82. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Manslaughter?

    83. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by lattyware · · Score: 1

      Everything is made in China still.
      Look, I know it broke, but that was the on-off button, the odd chance. Things often happen, and the panel has been superb the entire time, I was also commenting the warranty was excellent. Yes, the on-off button broke, but that's probably just a spring failing, a one-off chance defect. The panels are still great.

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    84. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1
      For purposes of argument,I'll draw a parallel:

      Windows is not inevitable. The fact that it is ubiquitous only points to a failure of imagination, not some kind of natural law. There are systemss that work better, we wrote them, but widespread adoption outside of the open source community hasn't occurred yet.
      Why? Hint: it's the same reason that the kyklos is ubiquitous.
    85. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Orbijx · · Score: 1

      Tell the *whole* truth when you're telling the truth, won't you?
      You sound like you were either in the Inspiron/Dimension queue, where they lose phone support on their computers when the contract itself expires, or in the Dell on Call queue where I have no clue WTF they call themselves doing.

      I'm actually working with Stream for Dell right now. Optiplex/Latitude Businesses queue.
      Quite honestly, I deal with people on a day to day basis that have computers that were sold so long ago, you would almost wonder how they're still running.

      The ONLY people we 'turn away' are people who have Gold or ProSupport Contracts, cannot verify ownership for tasks that require that (OS Reinstalls, BIOS Password Resets, etc), or computers that are NOT Optiplex or Latitude. It's not really a turn away, however, as much as it is a "Let me update your contact information, and then I'll get a tech from the right queue on the line for you. Is that acceptable?" I've only had a few people refuse that, given that we ride that transfer over to whatever queue, give the receiving agent the information, verify that they will assist the customer, and then bring them on the line.

      The ONLY time we charge for anything is when the person is out of warranty, and cannot renew the warranty for whatever reason, and they need to order a part, OR if we actually sell something to someone (eg: External HDD for (l)users who don't even have a backup solution and are crying over losing all their data because we need to reinstall Windows to get rid of their huge spyware and virus infecti^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W for whatever reason that's valid).

      Funny thing, though, is that I've given Inspiron/Dimension users "hints on what to say" to a tech from their queue to get things fixed up for them.

      Oh, and by the way, cheers from the sunny dangly-bits of the United States. Slap on some suntan lotion so we won't burn, won't you? It won't do to be red as a lobster there. :B

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    86. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Why? Simple -- it gives corporate decision makers, i.e. the real, flesh and blood people actually responsible for these types of problems, an easy-out of the mess they created. The corporate death penalty is, it seems to me, just a giant grant of absolution for corporate officers who are, in many cases, committing out-and-crimes.



      I'm not so sure that would be the case - the board members/decision-makers are still liable (both civilly and criminally), just that there's the added bonus of the corporation forcibly going under entirely as well. Nobody escapes justice if they have it coming.

      Think about it; did Enron's corporate charter, i.e. the legal fiction we once collectively called Enron the company, commit massive financial fraud? No.


      I'm pretty sure that Jeffrey Dahmer's birth certificate said nothing about his propensity to torture, kill, and eat people, either... I'm not seeing the connection between the charter and what the corp does in later actions.

      Does revoking the corporate charter affect Enron's decision makers in any way, forcing them to accept responsibility for their actions? No.


      It also wouldn't let the likes of Ken Lay off the hook personally either. As an accessory/accomplice to the crime, he would still get shoved into the docket. In Enron's case, the criminal activity was systemic across a huge chunk of the board.

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    87. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Are you honestly saying that the people who profit from the crimes should not pay for them? If I invest in a company, and we find out that company is actually the mob, and that money was invested into drugs, whores and hit men, should I get my money back and get off scott free?

      Where do you draw the line as far as people funding criminal activities? Is it okay because everyone is doing it? Is it okay because punishing it would be too inconvenient? How much crime does someone need to fund before there are consequences?

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    88. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Yes, but India has asked us to extradite the CEO of Dow Chemical when it happened. The reason for that is that Dow Chemical bought Union Carbide shortly after the disaster. India required Dow Chemical to take on all liabilities as well as assets of Union Carbide as part of the deal. Dow Chemical did, then turned around and said they weren't liable for Bhopal. India wants to try the CEO of Dow Chemical since his company did basically nothing about Bhopal even though they took on the liability for it. He currently resides in the Hamptons, which is no secret.

      Oh, and Union Carbide knowingly disabled several safety features of the plant in an effort to cut costs. Had these features been active, the disaster at Bhopal could have been prevented.

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    89. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      By your argument the law should also go after the shareholders, as they are the ultimate profit takers from the illegal activity. Does this extend to your, and mine, 401Ks? Trust me, no one is clean and we invest in them.

      Of course we do. No one investigates the actions of the companies in their 401K mutual finds. We do, however, tend to have people managing those funds for us and deciding which companies they should invest in. As such, if a company has a history of breaking the law, we should expect that company to have it's charter revoked. That means the stock tanks. That means the investment fails. And that means illegal activity makes a stock more risky and effects the value to shareholders, giving companies direct incentive to not engage in illegal activity.

      I'm not suggesting it would be practical to fix our broken system and make people actually be responsible investigate and participate in the actions of companies they are shareholders of. I'm not convinced that would be a net benefit. Nobody would stand for a law that sends you to jail for the contents of your 401K. That doesn't mean it isn't of benefit to society for your 401K portfolio to take a hit if one of the companies engages in criminal actions and their charter is limited or revoked as a result.

      Should we not rather see those who abuse our trust go down for the actions, and they would be the decision makers, not the minions.

      That is insufficient. If those who profit are not the decision makers, they can still continue as they have been and provide others with the incentive to break the law. It happens every day and punishing the executive who took a risk he wouldn't get caught has done nothing to stop because the shareholders and board don't care. They don't look at if a decision maker is doing illegal things, only at the return on their investment and if criminal actions give them more return, they'll keep hiring people until they find someone who will deliver. There is currently no incentive for the to stop, so they haven't and all of society is suffering for it.

    90. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm just trying to point out that it's more complex than is being presented. If you target the company in it's entirety you need to consider the impact of the employees. Ignoring your Mob argument and going back to the original Ford example, think about who gets impacted by a significant attack on the company. I think if you wanted to go after all wh make money off the company, you're talking all employees, all shareholders, all investors in funds holding the shares...and the list goes on.

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    91. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Let's say that a medium-size city has 1000 incorporated businesses. If a vote for renewal came up every four years, on average, the people would be voting on 250 corporate charters every year. How does one realistically collect the information needed to make a decision on that? It's hard enough to gather the information required to cover all of the other election issues.

      I'd also like some information on the history of this. If it was around as recently as 1970 at any meaningful level, I'd be surprised, especially since incorporation is handled at the state level, not the national level.

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    92. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Why hurt the employees or customers? In fact, seize the companies assets and give them to the employees and customers. The shareholders should be punished for funding an illegal enterprise. The business will continue, but people will get the message. You'd better watch who you invest in, or pay someone to watch, or you may lose your shirt. It's called due diligence. There should be no excuse for funding crime, and no possibility that shareholders can keep electing corrupt boards who will hire corrupt individuals who will commit fraud. In any other situation, if I keep hiring criminals over and over again to make me money, I would go to jail.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    93. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Have you not read about Bhopal? Management knew exactly what they were risking, but they didn't care. Any source outside of UC itself will back that up. Same at love canal. Then we have the Pinto: Ford new people would die, but they also knew a recall would cost more than the expected number of wrongful death suits. The we have Thalidomide. And Enron. People died from heat because they had no electricity, and the traders their laughed about the possibility. The savings and loan scandal. The housing crisis. The military industrial complex. It's a continuing pattern, yet each time it happens, people like you act surprised and talk about the few bad apples.

      I don't so much admit to engaging in class warfare as say, okay, if merely criticizing corporate behavior is class warfare, then that's what I'm doing. But seeing as how the wealthy in the USA have gotten so much wealthier in the last thirty years while regular folks' wages have stagnated, I'm not the one who started the war. You steal all the extra value created by my society, I will call you on it, yes.

      Face facts: the corporate structure shields individuals from the consequences of their actions. It defuses responsibility. People see everyone else investing in corporations that lie, cheat, steal, and yes, even kill, and they feel like it must be okay. When the corporation does something horrendous, they don't feel in any way personally responsible, even though their money funded the crimes.

      Corporate malfeasance is not rare or isolated, it is endemic. The system guarantees it will be. It is not a few 'bad apples' spoiling the barrel. The whole barrel is rotten and it is the rare board member or CEO of a large corporation who isn't corrupt. I'm not talking about mom and pop operations here. I'm talking large multi-nationals.

      What have I said that even approaches hyperbole? Which of my facts aren't straight? You make claims against me, but you don't back them up. Perhaps you know that your intended audience will believe you without proof, because their whole world view, and their view of themselves, is based on believing that the world as it exists is fundamentally fair. You tell them, "This guy is full of shit, don't listen to him, the world is fair and you aren't a bad person for supporting the status quo," and they automatically believe, because to believe otherwise is to admit that they are part of the problem.

      If I've got cake on my face, you've got a brown nose from kissing fascist ass.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    94. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by deesine · · Score: 1

      You steal all the extra value created by my society, I will call you on it, yes.

      I steal?! More hyperbole. You're not very convincing.

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    95. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension: you fail it. That's a rhetorical device, as in "You mess with the bull, you get the horns." Most English speakers over the age of five understand that phrases like this do not literally refer to "you" or to real, actual bulls, for that matter. The "if" is implied, and most people with an IQ over 80 can fill in the blanks where needed. Sorry to hear about your mental disability, but it explains a lot about your attitude.

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    96. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would the employees be out of a job just because the corporate charter is dissolved? The board, officers and stockholders would be rightfully fucked, but all that infrastructure isn't going to just disappear. The infrastructure that was the assets of the corporation? You expect to dissolve a corporate charter and have the employees of the ex-corporation just continue on? How exactly would that work?
    97. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Why would the employees be out of a job just because the corporate charter is dissolved? The board, officers and stockholders would be rightfully fucked, but all that infrastructure isn't going to just disappear. The infrastructure that was the assets of the corporation? You expect to dissolve a corporate charter and have the employees of the ex-corporation just continue on? How exactly would that work? They get their own, new charter and the business carries on as an ESOP. Most employees know far better than management how their company really runs.

      If you think that wouldn't work, the burden of proof is on you to show why.
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    98. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by deesine · · Score: 1

      You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

      Except in the this case it's more like, mess with the chihuahua, hear his piercing bark.

      Someone let him out, he obviously needs to piss.

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    99. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Only in America can people still get the death penalty while corporations can't.

      Answer - if that were to happen, the entire US Economy would be DOA. Starting with Bill Gates all the way down to GM, Rubbermaid, to pretty much ANY company you could think of.

      Dell's biggest pitfall is that you don't say you have excellent customer support AND have to PAY for said "excellence". Then turn around and have some idiot on the other end read a book in sequential order, all the while I have have to keep saying "Huh? Can you please repeat that?" because they have an accent that proves he/she REALLY IS in BFing Egypt or BFing India!

      Problem is - You should get what you pay for because you were promised something. I am sure we would love this fate to happen to Microsoft, however nobody has to pay yearly fees to Billy Gates to use Microsoft. Granted, because I DO have a Dell, (no probs yet with it and can fix my own probs w/o needing to hear Habib on the other end of a phone) I HAVE TO pay for it yearly BECAUSE Microsoft "licensed" XP to Dell to USE XP on my computer. This too is a fraudulent act in my eyes. I own the computer, therefore I SHOULD own the OS. I could buy my own copy of XP or even Vista, but why? Double "why" on Vista. However, that is another issue in and of itself.

      Point is - Dell needs to wake up and realize WHY nobody wants to go "Dude, I'm getting a Dell" anymore. Killing the custom PC model they built their whole business on, going to chain stores to sell low rate, high dollar boxes, and having your customer service support go to BFing nowhere to BFing idiots is most of where their downfall lays.
    100. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever communist fucktard. Yeah, workers of the world unite and all that shit. Why don't you do us all a fucking favor and go find a razor, run a hot bath, and slit your fucking wrists fucktard.

    101. Re:Dude! Yer gettin' a slap on the wrist. by spun · · Score: 1

      Haha. Damn, that makes my day. You didn't have to admit how much I pissed you off. But thanks, it really makes it all worth while.

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  5. Re:Jews by dotancohen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Considering that many of Intel's microchips are developed in Israel, I think that you are mistaken.

    For those who don't know, Meron, Dothan, and Yonah are all Hebrew words, and the chips are so named because they are developed in large part in Israel. One of them in fact is _my_ name.

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  6. Dell guy quoteth: by Applekid · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Dude, you're getting a fine!"

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    1. Re:Dell guy quoteth: by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      In my part of the forest, we say:
      "Dude, you got Delled!"

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      How amazed would you be to suddenly find that you just forgot what I wrote and you needed to reread my post.... again.
  7. Not my experience by TomRK1089 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Personally I've not experienced these practices the article speaks of. My video card died on my Latitude D630 about a month ago, and it took me all of 30 minutes to speak with a technical support staffer on the Dell website and schedule someone to come out the next day. Maybe this is a case of "you get what you pay for," since I've got the next-day service contract -- maybe people with lesser maintenance contracts and whatnot get the runaround. Just my perspective.

    1. Re:Not my experience by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You also have the "higher-class" business line in the Latitude and not the "lower-class" lines such as the Inspiron or the Vostro. My experience has shown that just this small difference in PC selection can make a huge difference in quality of service.

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    2. Re:Not my experience by og_sh0x · · Score: 1

      The Latitude D630 is a business class laptop. Try that with an Inspiron and you'll get a very different experience, I assure you. I support a network with over 350 Dell machines, and I never have the kind of service from Dell that was described in this artcle, because we use all Latitude and Optiplex. One day my cousin, who had a Dimension (consumer class Dell desktop,) had a hardware failure and asked me to help her call tech support. I had a tech support experience much like the one described in TFA when I called to get her power supply replaced.

    3. Re:Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I was on the phone yesterday with Dell about a problem with my D620 wireless. 20 minutes, start to finish, next day service scheduled, phone tech was American, smart, and intelligible. YMMV

    4. Re:Not my experience by Pingh · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't say I've had any bad experience with Dell for support. Amoung the items I purchased was a 32" TV. When it arrived and I plugged it in, it went into a constant cycle of reboots which made it impossible to do anything with. A quick call and they had a replacement in 2 days, and free shipping on returning the defective item.

      Another thing I like about Dell support is that if you're in an IT firm, you can qualify yourself as Dell certified. That way when you call in you can basically say 'Hey the hd is dead on this laptop' and provide a warantee number and they'll take your word for it. They won't ask you the 300 questions that it would take for them to determine the hd is actually dead.

      But this may be the service -now-. I know they moved several call centers back to North America, and I can't say I've had any experience with that prior to 2 years ago.

      /me shrugs

    5. Re:Not my experience by og_sh0x · · Score: 1

      You can easily bypass the "20 questions" runaround with Dell Business warranty support without getting their "certification" by simply telling them what part is dead immediately followed by the phrase "I swapped for a known good from another machine of the same model and the problem was solved." This works for me every time.

    6. Re:Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an Inspiron E1705 and when using Dell tech support chat have had all my issues resolved within 30 minutes. These have included: replacing my faulty AC adapter, having a tech remote into my PC to fix something in the registry regarding my CD drive, extending my warranty, and scheduling a technician to fix the lid. Haven't had a bad experience yet.

    7. Re:Not my experience by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The way I see it, support quality could vary from region to region. If you want support, try calling the support number before you decide who to buy from. If they don't answer, go figure :).

      My aunt bought an Inspiron in Malaysia, to use in NZ where she lives, and I told her to go for the "Complete Cover" thing. Sure Dell's "Complete Cover" _might_ be overpriced etc etc, but I figured it would be less hassle than getting the notebook insured, successfully getting a claim and getting whatever problem fixed. And I suspect Dell Support listens a bit better to their more profitable customers.

      Soon after she bought it, she accidentally spilt stuff on it. Dell got it fixed without hassle.

      She didn't even call me :).

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    8. Re:Not my experience by microbee · · Score: 1

      Does the "next day" refer to the phone hold time?

    9. Re:Not my experience by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately (or not) I am removing Outlook 2007 right now and can't get to the email. But if you have an account with Dell, you can now pass their tech certification course and skip their tech support all together. From what I remember you can troubleshoot the computer and order the replacement part yourself. Couple hours later, it arrives and you replace it yourself. No tech support, no stupid on-site tech. I have signed up to take the test, but didn't get much further than that...

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    10. Re:Not my experience by ladydi89 · · Score: 1

      I haven't had too much of a problem with this either. We have around 300 dell optiplex's / latitudes and gold support has generally been good. occasionally you get the old guy who refuses to budge from his script and once I swear I got Mr. Mackey. I do hate it when a computer is out of warranty and they send me to india. I didn't have any problems with my personal inspiron when I had to have the LCD replaced and then the MB either, but that was about 4-5 years ago. I'm sure things have changed.

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    11. Re:Not my experience by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't always get what you pay for - that's what the trial was all about. You do, however, usually pay for what you get, although not always.

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    12. Re:Not my experience by IorDMUX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      maybe people with lesser maintenance contracts and whatnot get the runaround. Yep.
      I've dealt with Dell both as a home user (my wife's old laptop, now she uses a Mac) and as a corporate customer. There is a world of difference between the two. Their special line for big-money users is really worlds different from their oft-complained-about home user's customer support

      When I represented the big contract, I gave the first guy I talked to an ID number, then was transferred to a friendly support representative. I explained my problem (four failed hard drives--in one month, no less, out of 36 computers) and was off the phone within fifteen minutes with replacement drives arriving a few days later.

      As a home user, I had quite the opposite experience. A ball bearing broke on the laptop's under-warranty case fan, so I called tech support. I first had to speak with at least three different people with varying degrees of English comprehension and was told more than once to reboot the computer in order to fix the broken fan. Finally, they agreed to send someone to replace the fan in about a week or so.

      But that wasn't the end of it! The technician improperly replaced the keyboard/mouse connectors when he sealed up the computer, meaning that the input devices were completely inoperable (and fixing it myself would involve breaking a security sticker added by the technician and voiding the warranty). I again called Dell's support line, and, after being tossed about from call center to call center--and pretending to reboot a few more times, was finally told that someone could come by to fix the first technician's mistake... in another two weeks.

      I fixed it myself in about five minutes after that phone call, considering the lost warranty to be of negligible value at this point.
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    13. Re:Not my experience by frying_fish · · Score: 1

      Well, I have to say thats not been my experience as well. I have an inspiron 630m, which even after the warranty had run out (by about 5months at the time) I emailed their tech support when the LCD screen developed a problem. Something inside had fried, and initially they were wanting to charge me roughly £150 to get a new panel for it, but after one more reply from their they replaced it for free, even sent out a tech to do it, and as a bonus it was actually an uprated "glossy" screen that they charge more for.

    14. Re:Not my experience by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      I had to take the tests for work... they're a joke. The questions are more along the lines of "How many screws do you need to remove to access the systemboard?" then any actual troubleshooting. Thankfully, they give you access to all of the "technical" manuals that give the answers to the questions.

      Nephilium

    15. Re:Not my experience by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      I actually DID have an Inspiron (laptop), and I had experienced a motherboard failure with it. Fortunately, it was in warranty.

      I'm not sure how, but one day my laptop started doing weird shit (it was probably when someone had tripped me, and it was in my backpack). It would crash, the screen would corrupt, Windows would have off-the-wall bugcheck codes, etc. After going through their online tech support chat for about ten minutes doing things like pulling the optical drive out, booting without the battery, etc, they sent a replacement stick of RAM. That didn't work, so they sent out a tech (to some obscure town in California, no less) to replace the motherboard. I haven't had a problem since.

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  8. Fraud? Duh... by imyy4u3 · · Score: 1, Troll

    That's what they get for advertising that they sell "fast, reliable, secure computers" when virtually all of them ship with Windows :-)

  9. Re:Jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, on my machine I don't have to pay $10 every time I log in. Sucks to be yew.

  10. Are there ANY big box companies with good service? by y86 · · Score: 1

    I can't think of any?

    I had a great experience with Zyxel recently with a bad router(the OVERNIGHTED me a new powersupply), but Zyxel isn't really mainstream big box like LinkSys or HP.

    Has anyone EVER had a exceptional experience with HP/Dell/Gateway? I'm serious, this is a good discussion point.

  11. Dude, you're getting a ripoff! by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

    Any questions?

  12. Not defending Dell but... by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 1

    I've worked tech support before and people do like to blow things up a lot more than they should be. "Well, I've called like 50 times", "I've been on hold for over X hours", etc etc... Most of these issues are pretty monitored (especially wait times). People just want you to feel sorry for them and have you treat them like they are the first person ever with a problem. Now hardware issues are another issue. If the company tells you the are sending you a shipping label and it takes 2 weeks to get there rather than 2 days, as promised, well that's quite silly.

  13. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm serious, this is a good discussion point. I disagree, it's not a good discussion point.

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  14. Wrong ad for the article by jmichaelg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sometimes computer-placed advertising just ain't what it's cut out to be.

    On the way to rtfa, a full-screen Dell ad popped up.

    Or perhaps, the software is very, very clever and Dell was trying to discourage me from continuing on to read the article.

  15. on the bright side with the dollar tanking... by y86 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It'll soon be cheaper to run a call center in the USA than in India or Mexico.

    So quality of service should go up or the language barrier should go down. May not go hand in hand, but I think majority of the issues are caused by the language barrier anyway.

    1. Re:on the bright side with the dollar tanking... by Applekid · · Score: 1

      It'll soon be cheaper to run a call center in the USA than in India or Mexico.

      . . .

      I think majority of the issues are caused by the language barrier anyway. My guess is that there will be just as many language barrier problems as Steve with his Yankee accent tries to convince the caller his name is "Dhinalit".
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    2. Re:on the bright side with the dollar tanking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll soon be cheaper to run a call center in the USA than in India or Mexico.

      So quality of service should go up or the language barrier should go down. May not go hand in hand, but I think majority of the issues are caused by the language barrier anyway. Not quite - it'll just be role reversal. The callers will be Indians and Mexicans, and they'll demand local call centers and native Indian and Spanish speakers
  16. Good. by Xest · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They deserve a kicking in the courts, it took me 3months for them to repair my laptop properly - it went back 3 times and came back still broken 3 times and took 6 months to resolve the issue once and for all. The issue was a knackered graphics card, display corruption as soon as you boot up even on an external device although after they "fixed" it the second time it came back with the same corruption and after 5mins died completely and failed to boot at all at which point their tech support before offering to repair it properly ran me through a series of diagnostics and intelligent questions like "What is the error message". Quite what error message he was expecting from a laptop which I quite clearly explained initially had display corruption (although explaining "display corruption" to someone who doesn't natively speak English in a call centre is hard enough and shouldn't be something I have to do) preventing viewing of any error if there was one to start with followed by not even powering on at all by the time I called them I've no idea, but then, that's Dell.

    In the end they decided to just replace it, told me to send the old one back when the new one was delivered but the courier guy said he only had a drop off.

    I phoned Dell 3 times over the next 6 months to collect it and they told me the courier would be there on certain days yet never arrived yet I've never once had a courier let me down here despite using them like once or twice a week for the last 8 years so it was blatantly them not organising it.

    After that period Dell decided to threaten me for not letting them have the laptop back by charging my card used for the original purchase 2 years prior for the new laptop despite me making every attempt to get it back to them and them not actually being arsed to properly arrange to collect it. When it came to it cost me a sizeable amount of cash in phone bills, hours on the phone trying to sort it out,

    Worst company EVER. It's just a shame they didn't get a harder kicking than this. They used to be awesome, now I wouldn't touch them ever again no matter how able they are to improve because I went in to their service buying the laptop when they were still half-decent and watch them devolve into sheer incompetence and worthlessness over the next few years at which point as unfortunately needed their assistance as above.

    Other practices I've noticed they used not mentioned here in the UK is they advertise really good offers on some hardware but when you phone up to purchase it when it's a phone only offer they say the offer doesn't really exist and try and sell you it for up to £100 more, I spoke to trading standards and they said they can do this as long as they sell at least some laptops for the offer price, even if that's only to 2 people in a population of 60 million despite blatantly infering that the offer is open to everyone until the end of the offer data.

    All that said, I'm not sure there's really a better option out there for things like laptops either - all the major tech companies seem just as bad.

    1. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      After that period Dell decided to threaten me for not letting them have the laptop back by charging my card used for the original purchase 2 years prior for the new laptop


      Call you CC company. Do a chargeback.
    2. Re:Good. by msromike · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a frustrating experience that you had.

      Bottom line do you want an affordable computer that probably won't need tech support. If it does then by buying the cheap computer you know support is going to be problematic. Everyone that buys more than one Dell probably knows this.

      Or do you want to buy IBM or HP with a 24x7 on-site service contract? (Those are the only two I could think of that even offer that kind of support.)

      This is probably the best support they think they can offer at the price. I would be interested how people are treated at the different tiers of support that they purchased.

      I bought one Dell desktop with on-site warranty. In 30 mins i had a ticket. The next day a guy came over and replaced everything except the Ca's and drives. It worked perfectly (problem, would not shutdown from ME without a hang.

      Had one server, never needed support. Hard drive went bad 4 years later.

      Three Laptops. All with three year warranty. One sent back twice. One sent back once and one sent back three times. Each time with a minimum of hassle and a postage paid box on my door the next AM, computer back in 3 days (counting shipping.) Fixed right every time.

      So if you buy the extended support I would say they kick ass. If you get standard support I'd say average to better than average.

      Then again Intel, Microsoft, Dell, Sony, Comcast, nVidia, HP, Google,Adobe (fill in the blank) all suck because they are big companies that make a profit. I am sure it isn't by selling a decent product at a decent price. It must be becuase of unfair competetion against competing superior lower priced products.

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    3. Re:Good. by Myrkridian42 · · Score: 1

      here in the UK is they advertise really good offers on some hardware but when you phone up to purchase it when it's a phone only offer they say the offer doesn't really exist and try and sell you it for up to £100 more, I spoke to trading standards and they said they can do this as long as they sell at least some laptops for the offer price, even if that's only to 2 people in a population of 60 million I do know that here in the states, if there is actually only 1 or 2 for sale at the advertised price, that must be listed in the ad. Otherwise it's illegal false advertising. Although they usually just hide it away in tiny print at the bottom.
    4. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read the whole damn comment thinking, "This guy obviously hasn't worked for a manufacturer. If he had he would know that this is actually fairly common." And then in the last sentence, after blatantly bashing Dell and calling them the "Worst company EVER", you admit that they all do it and you would still buy a Dell.
       
      Fuck you for making me read your sad sob story just to end it by basically saying "but that all means nothing".

    5. Re:Good. by dave562 · · Score: 1
      Or do you want to buy IBM or HP with a 24x7 on-site service contract? (Those are the only two I could think of that even offer that kind of support.)

      This is probably the best support they think they can offer at the price. I would be interested how people are treated at the different tiers of support that they purchased.

      It has been my experience that consumer level support everywhere sucks. I've been working with HP and Compaq servers and desktops for over a decade. Whenever there is a problem, as long as the hardware is under warranty they will replace it. For instance on Monday two of the cooling fans in one of my servers went out. The server shut itself down to keep from overheating (they were the fans responsible for CPU cooling). I called tech support, read them the POST error message and three and a half hours later there was a tech onsite replacing the mainboard. Same thing with their desktops... Evo series, dc7xxx series, xw8xxx series, whatever... so long as it is under warranty you really don't even have to troubleshoot the problem. Just give them the error message and they will send you the part. On Monday they even went above and beyond. Some how the extended warranty (Care Pack) didn't get properly associated with the serial number of the server. I told them that it should be on there. I told them we have over 15 HP servers here, all with extended warranties. They put me on hold for five minutes and then sent the tech out with the parts.

      Now support for a Pavillion home PC... freakin forget about it. You will be talking to some guy in India who only knows how to read from the manual and walk you through the steps that you've already tried. But that is pretty much par for the course. If you pay extra for support you will get good support. If you are expecting support as part of the purchase price on an already cheap computer, well... you get what you pay for.

    6. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sparse punctuation above is as irritating as the support experience you've mentioned.

    7. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ordered a XPS from them about 6 months ago, 2 months after ordering it and getting a run around a couple times Dell sends me an e-mail notifying me that my order would be delayed until December 31, 9999 and that there was some sort of law in place that required that they get my permision to continue with the order. I jumped on the HP site, ordered a PC with basically the same components (only difference was the case looked different) and got it 2 weeks later.

    8. Re:Good. by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      I believe those regulations differ from state to state.

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  17. I despise Dell by denalione · · Score: 1

    I recall a time when I suspected fraud on my account. I must have called 20 times and no one would talk to me. The is a supposedly a fraud department that you can leave a message for (but can't be transfered to) but no one there called me back either.

    One of my bosses left 3 messages for the Dell sales rep telling him/her that he was interested in buying 100 computers. 3 months later no call had been returned. We bought IBM instead.

    A friend ordered a Dell laptop online. The order didn't go through. There was no history of the order available. She placed it again and three days later was charged for two laptops.

    I had a job interview with Dell and the manager was well aware in advance of my resume. I was put through the standard interview process where someone decided that my resume didn't fit the skill set required (Duh the manager knew that.)

    I have yet to have an interaction with Dell in which their crappy internal processes have not been revealed.

    Dell sucks!!! I don't care how inexpensive their computers are I will never buy one. As an IT manager, at any company I work for I will attempt to divert them from buying Dell. I tell everyone not to buy Dell. Don't buy Dell.

    1. Re:I despise Dell by SBacks · · Score: 1
      Most of your complaints sound valid.

      I had a job interview with Dell and the manager was well aware in advance of my resume. I was put through the standard interview process where someone decided that my resume didn't fit the skill set required (Duh the manager knew that.) Yeah, this is how interviews work. Your resume needs to be good enough to get you in the door, then you need to sell your skills to the personnel manager. If you don't do that well enough, they give you some bogus/generic reason and send you home.
    2. Re:I despise Dell by torkus · · Score: 1

      Dell business = very good

      Dell home = not so good

      As an IT manager I'm very comfortable with the 2000+ (business line) dells we have. Support overall is excellent, my account reps are generally very responsive. Pricing is good. I've little to complain about.

      IBM made better laptops (dunno about current lenovo) but their PCs were built to stop bullets. Seriously can't understand why a *compact* desktop computer needs to weigh 40+ pounds. They lose out on cost though.

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  18. You get what you pay for. by Kludge · · Score: 1

    People buy Dells because they are so freaking cheap. Apparently some people expect to get someone to hold their hand too for that price. Silly people.

    1. Re:You get what you pay for. by oliderid · · Score: 1
      Freaking cheap...

      Well I don't know in the states but here in Europe they usually give you price...and It means nothing. To get the price you must follow the little (*)
      So the laptop of your dream is at Eur 499(*) and the real price is Eur 694.54. Then you compare the 'real' price with competitors and suddently Dell isn't that cheap...In fact, the price is almost same and in sometimes more expensive.

      The real advantage (and I guess that is what you meant) are their discounts. There you can get sometimes good deal.

      (*) around Eur 75 for shipment + 21% VAT taxes
    2. Re:You get what you pay for. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's the same here, and in some respects, yes, that's cheap.

      But I used to buy top of the line dell's for my home use (this is almost a decade ago now), and shelling 3,500 dollars for a machine that is basically un-upgradable is the opposite of cheap, especially when you know that their motherboards are utter crap, and their power supplies are barely adequate (and expensive to replace, due to proprietary connectors).

      I haven't bought a dell for personal use since 1999, and the crap I deal with on the ones at work has cured me of any desire to ever buy one again.

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    3. Re:You get what you pay for. by Spatial · · Score: 1

      and their power supplies are barely adequate (and expensive to replace, due to proprietary connectors). They stopped that bullshit with the power supplies several years ago. I got a Dell in 2001 and standard power supplies worked fine with it when I wanted to upgrade a few years later.
    4. Re:You get what you pay for. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      eeePC

    5. Re:You get what you pay for. by torkus · · Score: 1

      Try replacing a system board though. CPU cooler? Maaaaaybe.

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    6. Re:You get what you pay for. by Spatial · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to imply that every part would be okay, just the PSUs. You're quite right; neither would be replaceable with standard parts, and that goes for quite a few of the other components too. For example, the front panel and the soundcard itself also used proprietary connectors.

      I don't know about the more modern Dells though. Any better?

  19. There are far far worse tech support departments by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Vonage, for example.

  20. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by mungtor · · Score: 1

    I guess it depends on how you define "exceptional". I've never had a problem with Dell, but I've never dealt with Gateway or HP (outside of swiches). I call support, politely listen to them go through their checklist and get my stuff fixed. Total phone time is generally less than 45 minutes. A huge part of the problem is that the people buying the computers don't have any ability to troubleshoot them. They just get pissed off and want "mah dang computer machine fixed now!".

  21. What about Linux support by linxdev · · Score: 1

    They should be fine trying to sell Linux support. I don't think there is anyone on their support team that actually knows Linux.

    1. Re:What about Linux support by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      They should be fine trying to sell Linux support. I don't think there is anyone on their support team that actually knows Linux. I know for a fact that Dell has a Linux support team in their Gold Technical Support (now ProSupport) and several Linux support teams in their Server/Storage teams.

      But no, they don't have consumer-level Linux support yet. Who does?
    2. Re:What about Linux support by linxdev · · Score: 1

      I've dealt with their "support" team for those levels and I'm not impressed. Then again I've been doing Linux for 13 years so it will take a lot of knowledge to impress me. I had a run in with their "support" a few years ago trying to get Fedora Core 2 loaded on a Power Edge server. The tech send me drivers for 2.4.X kernel when I specifically requested 2.6.X.

    3. Re:What about Linux support by torkus · · Score: 1

      Now, this may be pesudo-troll...but i find it funny (and that's how it's meant to be)

      I thought Linux was free. What do you mean there are support costs? :)

      Seriously though, comparing your 13 years experience to a phone support team isn't fair. I'd assume any of my seasoned desktop guys would run rings around tier-2 phone support as well.

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    4. Re:What about Linux support by linxdev · · Score: 1

      Well, You are probably right. My experience would skew my thoughts on their team. In all honestly, over the years I've dealt with lack of support with the mindset that I had no one to turn to and I am my Linux support. I guess that is a good thing. I've learned to use search engines, man pages, trial and error, forums, and user groups to get my answers. I've also never officially paid any company for Linux support. In this one run-in with Dell, I've asked them to verify that the server we were buying was compatible with Fedora Core 2. It was not and i had some work to do to get it to work with FC2. Luckily my experience made this easy. Chris

  22. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0, Troll

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  23. Well, yes. That's the problem. by swm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dell said in a statement. "We believe that our customer service levels are at or above industry standards."

    1. Re:Well, yes. That's the problem. by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      It's sad but true.

      I've had horrid experiences with customer support with some companies concerning my laptop whose HD was dying (and then dead).
      I rang the company I bought it from and all they could say was "re-install windows" (I don't have the windows CD any more), eventually I got passed on to the manufacturer's customer support which was over a terrible line to India. This meant trying to explain to a woman who knew literally nothing about computers that you can't put windows into safe mode when:
      1) windows isn't in the machine
      2)IT WON'T GET TO THE BOOT LOADER

      Even if windows was on fault no. 2 would have stopped anything happening.

      I sent it off and they tried to charge me over £100 to simply stick in another 40GB HD (This was last summer... I could have done it for £20). I rang the company I had a warrenty with and they said "oh, they're probably just trying it on..." - It was the worst service I've ever received. ever.

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  24. Re:There are far far worse tech support department by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 1

    AOL!

  25. Use the online chat by John.P.Jones · · Score: 1

    I have never had good luck with talking with Dell on the phone but the online chat tech support option has usually been very effective. That is of course if you have a machine that is running to chat with them, preferably a different machine than the one you are inquiring about.

  26. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the last shipment (ever that we will buy) of Dells, we had four that wouldn't boot out of twenty-four. Three quit less than a month later. Despite the fact we paid extra for same business day service it took eighteen months before we had the last system working. To Dell eighteen months and same day mean the same thing. I will never buy from Dell again.

    1. Re:Finally by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      It's mixed for me - at home I have and had a few Dells at any given time and I've never needed support. At work we order hundreds of them and I'd say about 1-2% fail, but it's overwhelmingly cheap RAM (often Samsung in my experience.)

      When I speak on the phone it's pretty easy to get the parts replaced and usually goes to a call center in the USA (Utah I believe) but I speak to home PC owners and they say they still get Indian call centers. For business it seemed for a while like they'd outsource, people would complain and they'd move operations to the US, then decide to cheapen it and outsource again for a while until people complain and they move it back again.

      That said, as easy as it is for a business customer it will take at least 45 min to go through the whole process and I usually get a rep within a few minutes too...
      1. System tag lookup
      2. Troubleshooting steps
      3. Ok, it's approved, collect contact info AGAIN
      4. Call another agent to sit and listen as they confirm my contact info
      5. Take a confirmation and dispatch number.
      6. End call

      Then the next day or two later the parts show up with a shipping label to send the bad one back.

    2. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 1. System tag lookup

      That's the part I hate. Despite the fact that most items Dell sells do not have a service tag, the liars at Dell support claim you have to give them a service tag number in order to get repairs or returns done. At work for our 26 employees we bought 104 new LCD monitors. Dell claimed the monitors supported standard VESA mounting. They did not. We spent thousands each on our cubicles with custom monitor mounts for four monitors so we have to have standard monitors. Yes we should have ordered one to confirm that it fit, but who would think that someone could screw-up something so basic. Of course Dell could, but I didn't understand at the time just how horrible that company is.

      The vast majority of the time the employees at Dell pretend they can't talk about the product without the service tag that doesn't exist. Fighting them is very frustrating.

      Nearly a year later we're still fighting to get our $85k back. Like most companies we paid bank check COD so we're just screwed.

    3. Re:Finally by ^_^x · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh snap...
      Yeah, I've returned monitors in the past by just giving them any old tag, but last time they had to be really specific and asked for a desktop's tag if I didn't know the original system it should have gone with.

      Also, just once I had a new tablet from them that they had no record of the tag for. I basically had to find a copy of the invoice from our purchaser and give them the Dell order number that contained it. This was after the poor phone tech had looked up our company record and scrolled back through it ("It says you guys ordered $40k worth of stuff last month. We should just be able to take your word for it!" of course I know what it's like working a helpdesk and not having clearance to do a quick easy fix for someone...) That took two 1.5 hour calls to run through!

      But still, from the 90s on, they are still my favorite premade system company since they're (historically) of good build quality and always very easy to disassemble. Also two things that sold me my laptop several years ago was that they were the only game in town for a laptop with an (upgradeable-ish) nVidia 3D card and a hot swappable secondary battery. Build quality and support quality are getting shaky lately; still, before this at work we were using HP-Compaqs! God, I replaced 1-3 worn out power supplies a week for about a year there... now the DVD-ROM/CDRWs are wearing out and gluing discs inside them, leaving gum on the disc hub! Now THOSE are bad PCs!

  27. Dell's service fluctuates by Ismene · · Score: 1

    I found when I had a Dell that the service would fluctuate. The first desktop I was sent wouldn't even boot - one phone call and the next day a new one was shipped. Of course, that didn't work either - insert this about twice more; eventually getting one that did. I had the three year technical support next day service which worked pretty well until six months before my contract ended. My monitor went all exorcist and when I called Dell about it, I was asked, "What? You really think we are going to send you a new monitor?" and then LAUGHED. They wouldn't even repair it. Lost a customer that day, I tell you. Sadly, the computer industry is very much like the car industry. People who do not know much about computers can easily get taken in: "No ma'am, it's not the hardware, your flux capacitor software has been dropping packets.... that's not covered." You kinda feel a little dirty after dealing with Dell, wondering how you got screwed or how you will.

    1. Re:Dell's service fluctuates by troybob · · Score: 1

      Dell had a big monitor issue for a while, with the connector at the back getting loose and causing all kinds of problems. It was one of those things (Apple is famous for this as well) where no matter how many customers call and complain about the same issue, the person on the phone will pretend it is the first time they have ever heard of your problem. After about five tech calls going through every roadblock of installing drivers and such, I finally got a tech guy who said, "Yeah, we have rooms full of returned monitors, all with this problem," and sent me a new one right away.

    2. Re:Dell's service fluctuates by Ismene · · Score: 1

      They have serious motherboard issues too. I had to call again for work because the mobo transitors were all bloated. The server would just reboot whenever it wanted to- I called Dell and they said the same thing - we get this one all the time. In my head I thought, "Then fix it, you twits." I found their service to be quite good for businesses (sadly, once you got someone you could understand).

    3. Re:Dell's service fluctuates by anup_at_mac · · Score: 0

      the mobo transitors were all bloated. Its mobo capacitors (electrolytic capacitors to be specific) and not transistors.
  28. Re:Jews by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1

    Errr... This comment was intended as a reply to a different post. Please disregard.

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  29. Never had any problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never had any problems with Dell tech support, and my job requires me to call them all the time to get replacements for their shitty 1710 and 1720 printers.

  30. how about another, similarly named company by phorm · · Score: 1

    Yes, Bell, I'm talking about you, and I'm not even a direct Bell customer (but they do own/manage the lines). I'm *still* trying to figure out how to get Bell to fix the intercom for my apartment, which they broke when installing the dry-loop for my ADSL. According to them, the only way to have both is to get an actual phone line (with Bell, of course) and then have the intercom reconnected through that.

    Seems to me that they *could* install a line-filter on the intercom (or add another line beside the dry-loop without charging me for damn phone service), but the last several times I've called them I got switched multiple times between the Customer Service, Dry-Loop DSL, Internet Service, and various other departments for several hours before being hung up on during a transfer.

    Does this mean I can sue Bell?

  31. Is this an outsourcing problem? by LM741N · · Score: 1

    When I owned a Dell, I couldn't talk to anyone before going through India first. Once I got a really knowledgeable person on the other end, but for the most part, the Indians were incompetent and did everything they could to stall me from getting in-home service from my contract. My computer's motherboard was replaced 7 times in the few years that I owned it. Several times it was because the SMT ethernet or USB ports came loose from the motherboard. So Dell spent $800 to fix a $0.10 part.

  32. Today seem to be the day for Obvious revelations by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

    Between the news of McClellan's book and now this, I've said, "Well, Duh!" twice today.

  33. s/dell/comcast/ig by aweiland · · Score: 1

    You could replace Dell with Comcast and the complaints would be exactly the same.

    1. Re:s/dell/comcast/ig by joleran · · Score: 1

      You could replace Dell with Comcast and the complaints would be exactly the same. I came in here to post this. Due to their antitrust violations, I have no alternative services to choose from for high-speed internet, and I've had trouble connecting regularly (not Bittorrent, just getting an actual connection) for almost a year. Comcast "techs" (minimum wage customer support people with a glossy page of instructions) frequently outright lie to me, tell me they are sending (actual) techs out, that there aren't any people who I can talk to about actual technical issues and I must go through multiple tiers of visits by techs to get to people who know anything about what the actual problem is or how to fix it (it's with the lines, somewhere). If there was ever a company that needs to be lawsuited into oblivion, Comcast is it. I had two Dell laptops, and rarely had any issues whatsoever when I needed a hardware replacement. They were sometimes difficult to work with, but at least they could fix your problem if you knew what you wanted and what to do about it.
  34. Or as a VP of Sales once said. by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    We are no worse than anyone else.

  35. Hollow victory by PingXao · · Score: 1

    I read this story last night and it seems that even though the judge ruled against Dell, he ruled FOR basically nobody other than the AG's ego. This was a hollow victory at best. Dell doesn't even have to give $5-off-your-next-order coupons to everyone in New York. The citizens affected by the charges against Dell are unknown. They're going to have to find them - I guess I'm one of them - and the damages awarded could amount to a hill of beans.

    Say what you will about New York ex-gov Elliot Spitzer's faults, but as AG he did a damn fine job of protecting consumers in this state. Cuomo, the son of former gov Mario Cuomo, is grandstanding. If he really wanted to stick it to Dell - and lord knows they deserve it - he would have solicited input from consumers who had been given the shaft from Dell. After all, he only filed the lawsuit after enough people complained to the AG's office in the first place. I was one of them. But now we get pretty much bupkus while he gets the publicity. Frakking politicians.

  36. hardly horrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    horrors

    That is the wrong word. I'd hardly call customer service a horror. Annoying perhaps.

  37. Awesome add by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1
    Personally, I believe it totally awesome that when linking to the reference article, that I get a full page advert for Dell that you can't avoid watching before you can skip by it.

    Advertising on the article that announces your conviction of false advertising.

    ...

    Just wow.

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  38. Not my experience at all by FranTaylor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find Vonage to be very helpful.

    OF course, I:

    - figure out everything I can and have the info at my fingertips when I call
    - always treat the person on the other end of the phone with courtesy and respect, even when the only verb tense they know is present participle
    - don't expect miracles from entry-level tech support
    - have been with them for years and they value me as a customer

    1. Re:Not my experience at all by loraksus · · Score: 1

      What the fuck are you smoking? I've been on hold for at least half an hour every time I've called in. What could be better than pissing away half an hour in cell phone minutes, only to be told that your current hardware has a known issue and that you'll have to live with it or pay a couple hundred for new equipment.

      The only department worth a half shit at vonage is cancellations / retention.

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  39. assssssstroturf! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, yeah, Dell walks on water and can do no wrong. So then this whole court case and 10,000 angry Slashdotters are suffering this mass hallucination, right?

  40. work for tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for dell tech support and i can say on any of the projects i have been on this is completely false. Infact, the entire goal of our project was to make customer happy, this was grilled and stupid policys ended up being a big deal because it helped CE. (customer experience)

    what i can say is there phone system is horrible and far to complex. Still, dell has hardware diags that will determine if its hardware or software. my A+ was paid for by dell and so was the training to get it.

    I have alot of respect for dell, but it only happened after i worked for them.

    now i cant say for the India group, I know that Americans are not happy to talk to tech support over there and i have heard some horrible story's. I hope this teaches dell a lesson, they bring the jobs to the states like they should be, cause i can tell you, this did not come from the centers in the states.

    1. Re:work for tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or for that matter, from Canada - where there is a large centre.

      Also, modernizing the backend, or at least wrapping it in a more user-friendly and intuitive interface would probably help them with their ungodly high turnover and inexperienced techs.

      Yes, I worked there, almost ten years ago now.

  41. Re:tip of the iceberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XP Home does support multi-core processors (dual or quad). It does not support multiple physical processors, but the number of cores in the one physical processor does not matter. XP Pro supports up to two physical processors, regardless of the number of cores in each.

    http://www.microsoft.com/licensing/highlights/multicore.mspx

    Few people have multiple physical processors on their motherboard.

  42. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

    No experience there but I've had good experience with Fujitsu. Hold times under 10 minutes, someone that speaks excellent english, problems resolved quickly. The only problem I've seen with them is that if a product is more than a couple years old they don't release any new drivers for it, and most items ship from japan so there is a slight delay in getting them.

  43. The sad thing about fines is by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that the sharp pencils at Dell probably figured out that the savings they made on sleazy behavior are profitable in spite of the fines.

    IMHO, the fines levied should be something like 3x profits from bad behavior so that we get around this "fines as a cost of doing business" mentality.

  44. I hope the 'next day on site' counts... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... I paid a fair chunk of change to get next-day on site support. When I needed it, what it really meant was "they'll schedule with their subcontractor by the next day". Which in turn became, "The subcontractor schedules with their own subcontractor". Which added up to 7 days.

    1. Re:I hope the 'next day on site' counts... by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 1

      I have put in service calls with Dell like this at least a dozen times, and only once have I not had the tech in-house the next day. That was the tech's fault for not letting Dell know he was out of town. But I knew him from before, he called and let me know what happened, and he was out the next day... NBD.

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    2. Re:I hope the 'next day on site' counts... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      Is this for a business or personal? Perhaps that makes a difference?

      Or perhaps I simply had a bad first experience.

    3. Re:I hope the 'next day on site' counts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yupp -- and "We'll be there next day", doesn't mean they'll actually repair anything; you may have to do it yourself.

      The CD-writer in my Inspiron laptop broke. I tried to report it to Dell -- I even sent them the packet dump output from cdrecord which clearly stated that the hardware was reporting a malfunction. But they wanted me to do all these weird tests (which didn't actually tell them anything which I hadn't really said ten times already). After two weeks I got tired of waiting, so I called them and explained that I use the laptop for my studies at the university, and that I need to be able to perform backups (which happened to be the truth). (I knew this would get things going, since Dell can't have students going around complaining to other students about Dell's lack of service).

      A couple of days later a guy called me and told me that he'd be delivering a new cd-writer. I would have pull the old one out myself, give the broken device to him, he'd give me a new one, he drives off, and I install the new one myself.

      Now, I have no problems doing these things myself, if it weren't for:
      1) It's not what the salesliar told me would happen. He told me that they would fix it for me. (Knowing I would be very busy during certain periods, I wanted a "Just Works!(tm)"-solution for the laptop I use for university-related work).
      2) I can remove the old drive, and install a new one. But I doubt any of my neighbors could. "Fix it yourself!" is not a nice thing to say to someone who doesn't have a clue about how to do it.

  45. Which car company do you work for? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    A major one.

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  46. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've been in the computer industry for over 15 years and involved wkstn and server purchasing and have most always recommended Dell. Sure I've had my moments where I was pissed as hell at them but have you ever tried dealing with some of the other big boys?? HP/Compaq ..LOL ... IBM pcs were the last big lot of computers that I purchased other than Dell and that was 13 years ago. That was a fairly good deal but imho, Dell has always had the best support out of the lot. Now don't get me wrong, that's not saying much. On a scale of 1 to 10 they're about 6.5 with the next closest at 5 or lower.

  47. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 1

    I stopped expecting good service from companies a long time ago. The consumers have spoken and we seem to want it cheap and who cares about anything else. The sad thing is that it is getting increasingly difficult to find places where I can pay more for better service. These days I just consider it a bonus if I get good support or a good buying/owning experience in general.

    For a more specific answer, I actually had a very good experience returning my Xbox 360 to Microsoft (twice). Almost no time on hold, no hassle on the phone, quick turnaround on the repair/replacement. It sucks that the hardware is flaky, but I'm not really pissed about it since it wasn't a big headache. Just goes to show that a good support experience can actually help make up for a bad product.

    Oh, and no. I've never had a good support experience with Dell or HP (I've owned laptops from both). If something goes wrong I just try and fix it myself. You can get replacement parts if you spend a little time calling suppliers into one of them caves and sells you the part even though you are not an "authorized reseller." This approach is annoying and time consuming, but it's way better than sitting through the standard help desk script several times before finally being elevated to someone who may be able to help you.

  48. Re:tip of the iceberg by Spatial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    XP home, which doesn't support multiple cores Yes it does.

    What it doesn't support is multiple processors, which is a non-issue for the market XP Home is intended for.
  49. Hmm..that's odd.. by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

    Both of the articles mentioned (and some of the comments here) have folks defending Dell. "That's not been my experience!" Why are these folks only popping up now?

    I wonder how many people Dell has employed just to post comments in their favor when they get bad press. :)

    Not one person I know has said anything good about Dell support. I've been a sys admin and "computer guy" since '92.

    1. Re:Hmm..that's odd.. by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people Dell has employed just to post comments in their favor when they get bad press. :)

      I wonder how many people post comments just like these when they don't have the same experience.

      Seriously, just because you have a bad experience with a service or product doesn't mean that everyone does. Why is it that when someone says they got what they paid for someone else here screams "Shill!"?

      It's unfortunate to say the least.

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    2. Re:Hmm..that's odd.. by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the GP has been in tech since '92 and hasn't heard a thing good about Dell, he's in his Mom's basement, deaf, or works for HP. SHILLL!!!!!

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    3. Re:Hmm..that's odd.. by LinuxFreakus · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of the people posting on here are likely be to professionals, or at least fairly technical people. Lets face it... that is the audience on this site.

      Dell's corporate support is great. I don't think many people complained about that. When a company spends millions of dollars on hardware, dell gives them personal representatives, etc. Every time I've ever called our company representative, things have always been handled amazingly quickly, usually faster than they estimate.

      Additionally, even if you aren't calling your corporate rep, if you are technically skilled and *know* what your problem is and how to fix it before you even call, and if you forcefully make this known when you DO call, then your tech support experience will also be much more streamlined than the average "joe". I suspect that a lot of people who read /. would fall into this bucket if they don't fall into the first bucket.

      So yeah, a lot of people reading this site never see the "real" tech support nightmare which many people see.

    4. Re:Hmm..that's odd.. by Orbijx · · Score: 1

      I've seen the nightmare, and I am a(n outsourced) Dell tech.

      I always rib my friends about their computers -- one bought a Gateway ($75 deposit for a replacement HDD. Wow!), and the other got an Inspiron (I kept tellin' him, Latitude. Not Inspiron!)

      You're right that the majority of people here haven't seen the nightmare that is Dell consumer support. I feel my heart break when I get an Inspiron or Dimension user on the line who needs service, because I've already got the answer for their issue, but I can't dispatch service to them, being a business group tech, and I know what I have to send them into.

      I actually sat through a transfer across the queues, explained to the tech what was going on, and what needed to be done, and then brought the customer on the line. I muted my mic, and listened to this call.

      It made me realize that I have to work harder to keep people happy, after getting service like that. That's why I always tell my friends who are getting Dells to get either a Latitude, Optiplex, or an XPS. Maybe a Vostro. At least on our side of the line, and in my center, most of us care about the caller and their issue.

      Maybe when it stops hurting so bad to ride transfers over to InspiDim will I consider those computers to be viable, too.

      As for making it forcefully known that you probably know what you're talking about, that's not really necessary, and just makes you one of those rude customers to me, at least. If you call in, say something like: "A key has fallen off the keyboard, and cannot be reseated," All I'll do is ask which key was it, get your mailing information, an email address to send you the case number, a phone number in case I need to ring you back about the dispatch, generate a short case through our utils, and while I'm making the dispatch, give you the standard "Please return the old part to us using the shipping label" bit. I'll even ask you if there are other Dells that need parts while I have your information on screen, just to save you the verification time that you spent already and hammer out any other dispatches you need.

      All in all, the first computer takes me about six minutes to set up, and the rest are usually 3-4 minutes each. If you really have to go, then I offer to send case data by email and let you go.

      Weird, innit?

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  50. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  51. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by dave562 · · Score: 1
    Has anyone EVER had a exceptional experience with HP/Dell/Gateway? I'm serious, this is a good discussion point.

    Yes. See one of my other responses in this thread about dealing with HP. Brief recap... If you actually PAY for a support contract, you will get good support.

  52. Alienware by hackus · · Score: 1

    Well, and I had hopes that since Alienware was bought by DELL, things would improve.

    Guess not.

    Alienware's hardware and support is REALLY bad.

    So I suspect DELL has some of its own house to clean first before it makes any improvement on Alienwares.

    Meanwhile people's new Alienware 4K laptops are burning up and the cases are cracking from the thermal expansion of the case.

    Tons of overheating and quality control issues for a 4 THOUSAND dollar laptop.

    Yikes!!

    -Hack

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  53. Ups and Downs / Possible Battery Fraud by MazzThePianoman · · Score: 1

    I have had Dell support go either way on the spectrum. When I first purchased a Dell Inspiron 5150 in college it was missing rubber feet. I sent an email and their automated system identified my request, requested a confirmation, and mailed me replacements at no charge.

    About 2 years into the 3 year warranty the laptop died and after 5 repair attempts they replaced what was a $1600 laptop at new with a new E1505 which I priced at $2000 online when I received it.

    The screen of that E1505 replacement however died after only about a year. However the original 3 year warranty on the original laptop was expired. The state of Maine however has a 5 year expressed warranty that can not be disclaimed.

    I attempted to contact Dell based on that state law and was stonewalled by both tech support and customer service. The only information I could be given was the snail mail address and long distance fax number for their legal department.

    I ended up fixing the laptop myself with the aid of the service manual and a $25 part bought off Ebay.

    Also another sticking point is the battery. I understand under normal use they only usually hold up for about a year. However mine was primarily plugged in. I speculate that with companies advertising duty cycles that even while plugged in the startup of the machine counts against that the chip shuts off the battery after the expected number of duty cycles is met. Searching around on the internet has found other people who have noted this behavior with their batteries. This in combination with the outrageous prices for the battery replacements I bet will lead to more legal trouble with Dell.

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    1. Re:Ups and Downs / Possible Battery Fraud by torkus · · Score: 1

      Couple comments...first the 5 year expressed warranty in Maine. It seems rather odd that everything sold in Maine automagically gets a 5 year warranty that can not be waived.

      Regardless, about your battery issue. This is very common on laptops. In fact, it's MORE commonly found on laptops that are plugged in most of the time and left on 24/7. You see, even magical Li-Ion batteries self-discharge...especially if kepy toasty warm sitting next to a CPU running 24/7 with that tiny little fan to keep it "cool". That battery creeps down a few % (particularly if you unplug it to walk around the house and then plug it back in) and then recharges. That counts as a cycle. That's how batteries die on laptops used primarialy as desktop replacements. IBM has (or had, last IBM i had was a T43) a nifty battery mgmt utility that let you specify the discharge % before it would start recharging. I always kept it lowered to about 90% and it did wonders for extending battery life.

      Just keep in mind - keeping a laptop on 24/7/365 or anywhere close to that is not "normal use".

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  54. Uhh, do you know the definition of the word greed? by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Greed (noun): A selfish or excessive desire for or pursuit of more than is needed or deserved, especially of money, wealth, food, or other possessions. What is wrong with greed? It's in the definition of the word: Excessive desire for more than is needed or deserved. You can try to redefine it to make it seem more palatable, but thankfully most of humanity is never going to get on the "greed is good" bandwagon.
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  55. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

    A Systemax rep told me FreeBSD ruined my motherboard. That comment really got my goat, and I gave that representative an earful about what I thought about that kind of FUD. This was on a new server, never worked correctly from sysinstall on. After they had rpl'd the motherboard and RAM, the server has been running asterisk on BSD for over a year now handling 12,000+ calls a month with nary a hiccup. I don't know of any that good service at the consumer level, but I do think most usually give *decent* service at corporate support level.

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  56. Revoke charter over fraud? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    I agree with the concept, but let's face it, no man, beast, nor corporation has ever been given a death sentence for fraud, an nor should they be.

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  57. There's only 1 word for this: by hardlyleet · · Score: 1

    There's only 1 word for this: Finally. Big companies like these ought to learn to treat their customers properly. Hopefully the other big names will learn and hopefully respect us. But as I said. Hopefully.

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  58. Don't go all Rita Hayworth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just lost their corporate charter. No more. After that, they can still produce cars and whatnot but there is no longer the corporation to take the blame for misdeeds: the executive board have to, and the shareholders.

    And if 300,000 DID go out of a job, why aren't the cars those 300,000 people made being sold any more? Surely selling cars is for more cars than the people making them own. So these other companies will be making MORE cars to satisfy the need. And guess what: they'll need more workers and more plants to do so. Hey, I think I know where some factories are going to waste and there are 300,000 people who know how to operate it but aren't employed any more live.

    'course the shareholders would lose all their investment, but then what do you expect when you put your money into a venture that breaks the law?

  59. Re:tip of the iceberg by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 2, Informative

    What? No mention of selling new fancy dual core computers bundled with XP home, which doesn't support multiple cores, effectively wasting half of the expensive computer that the customer bought? XP Home will support multiple cores just fine, but not multiple CPUs (i.e. it will support a dual core CPU, but not 2 single cores CPUs).
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  60. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    I'm serious, this is a good discussion point.

    I disagree, it's not a good discussion point.

    That's not a discussion, it's a contradiction.

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  61. What about .... by CyberLife · · Score: 1

    Did they also get slapped for sending people junk-mail wth signature-required? Oh please, oh please, oh please! :P

  62. NY should call itself... if it can get through. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try calling the city of NY. I did when I ordered a copy of a document, was billed but never received it.

    Hours of obnoxious government employees transferring me back and forth until wile holding for the next rude moron the office closed and I got a recorded "our office hours are" message and was disconnected.

    Before punishing companies for lack service maybe New York should take a look at how poor there service is.

  63. But how about quality? by rdschouw · · Score: 1

    My company laptop is a Dell and is supported by our IT department so I have no experience in their customer support.

    But what do people exactly think about the quality of Dell laptops? I have a Latitude D640 and I do not like the keyboard, trackpad or trackpoint. The LCD screen has a very low brightness. The only good thing I can say about the whole product is that it has a low weight for its size.

  64. Jumping through hoops by Straif · · Score: 1

    I just went through there tech support circus a couple weeks ago.

    I bought a new XPS system and opted for the extra RAM upgrade (4gb instead of 3) not even thinking that they would ship it with the 32bit version of Vista.

    So as soon as I checked and noticed sure enough it was the 32bit install and only 3.3GB was being detected I called up to ask about why they are selling systems with upgrades they know cannot be used, as is (and yes I know you can run the PAE and access the additional RAM). I ended up talking to 5 people on the phone, each giving me a completely different 1-800/866 number for "support" and sending me along, and 1 online tech. I was 'disconnected' at least 3 times.

    The online tech openly admitted they knew the OS could not handle the RAM but were more than willing to sell it and if I wanted to use the installed RAM I should just buy the 64-bit Vista (which DELL does not support). He in no uncertain terms said there was no way that he would refund even a portion of the cost of the upgrade since the hardware worked, it was simply a software issue that prevented the RAM from being used (though it was their software choice). After I compared that argument to a dealership blaming GM because their cars can't use the sonar kit they sell their customers, the conversations kind of ended.

    I finally decided to give it one last try and lucked out. The sales service rep I talked to agreed that it seemed pretty odd to sell a system and push an upgrade when they know it is unusable and would cause the service agreement to become useless if the customer actually fixed themselves (installed the 64bit). So after a short conversation she simply refunded me the upgrade cost.

    The whole process took about 2 hours and reminded me of the horror stories you hear of people dealing with insurance companies.

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  65. Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The second link showed me an ad from Dell before taking me to the article. What irony.

  66. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally had to wait OVER 3 MONTHS to receive a refund from dell for a faulty hard drive i ordered that shipped to me DOA. this was after hours of periodically calling them to complain about not receiving my refund. RIDICULOUS

  67. Re:Fraud? Duh... by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points because this is funny. Whoever modded this troll obviously doesn't keep track of all the problems with the Windows OS that shows up on the stories here.

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  68. Dell Problems by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


    I'm not a fan of Dell, but it's for practical observations, not stuff I've read. Sure, things happen to people, and I accept that. A million bad (or good) reviews doesn't mean that I'll have a bad (or good) experience.

    I do lots of IT work. If it's not for an employer, it's because someone asked me to give a friend a hand with something. When I talk to someone and they ask "have you worked on X platform", sure, and I can tell them the generalities of when, why, to what extent, etc, etc.

    My initial contact with Dell was with some "high end" servers. They may as well have been gold plated for the cost. They were delivered in crates because of their size. That was probably the first thing to annoy me, trying to lift the damned things into the rack. A 6u machine is heavy, and Dell always manages to weight them down quite a bit extra. Not really for practical reasons though, unless dropped machines are a good thing.

    It wasn't for a few more months that I got my hands on a severely damaged one. I was very pleased, now I could gut it, and see what all the parts were. The owners of the machines were always glowing about how great Dell is, and they're the only platform to use, and how Mike Dell personally puts his seal of approval on every design, and their test environment to ensure any platform is absolutely stable in any conditions. It was enough to make my puke, or at least be skeptical.

    The first Dell I gutted turned out to be all Intel. Not just processors, but almost every piece in it. Dell uses a lot of Intel motherboards, CPU's, and network cards. Fine, I find Intel parts to be stable. Intel motherboards usually are not blazing fast high performance, but they'll usually (usually) keep working. I prefer AMD processors, but when it comes down to it, as long as it works, it's just a preference.

    When I looked at more Dell machines, one fact became apparent. They're using the cheapest drives that they can get in bulk. Sometimes they're absolutely crap. I can't say that I've seen too many high quality drives. Sure, good interfaces, but not great drives.

    When building good servers, I've always been able to build more machine for half the price (or better) than a Dell. That in itself has helped me win people away from the Dell beastie. Sure, their specials are priced well, because they're clearing out the warehouse of older equipment. When the customer sees the performance, they usually wet themselves.

    I switched a customer from a 6u quad processor Dell, to a 1u dual processor SuperMicro. They were having problems on the Dell, where it wouldn't boot with their upgraded memory under Solaris (it was a Solaris problem). They needed to be moved while we switched the box to Linux. This customer was hell bent on Dell from day 1, but after being on the SuperMicro, I couldn't convince them to move back. We were shy on drive redundancy, so we built out two beefier SuperMicro 1u's (RAID5 across 4 SATA drives) for less than the current balance on the Dell lease was. Sorry, you still have $20k in payments to make on the machine you don't want. In time, it ended up sitting in someone's office as a table because no one wanted to carry it anywhere.

    So, we've covered the price and technology. How about the support.

    I've managed to stay off of most of the support calls. I don't have to call for technical support, if it's broken, I can identify it. With no less than 3 customers, they've been screwed by what they thought was 4 hour response time. What they were later advised, it was "4 hour response between 6am and 4pm, Monday through Friday". Anything outside of those hours were deferred to the next working day. It's hard to tell the customer sitting there with the $40,000 server with a dead hard drive and a 4 hour response contract that he'll just have to live with it.

    The

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  69. Re:Hey idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Aww... lookit there - a half-brained little jackass with no clue (or literacy skills...) How about you show us where the US gov't has ever taken over ownership of a corporation (not founded like Amtrak, stupid, I mean taken over).



    Come back when you've finished searching and had your fill of fail, shit-for-brains.

  70. bad support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had excellent dell support from both consumer and business accounts: notebook damaged keyboard (was sort of my fault), faulty screen, desktop power supply, axim cradle.. all replaced.

  71. About those North American Call Centre agents..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're less likely to get those now that they closed their award-winning Ottawa Tech Support facility, which they were planning on expanding.

    Mmm, high canadian dollar.

  72. Its not even close to industry standard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had an experience with Dell customer support only a few weeks ago. Their customer service doesnt understand what different parts of the computer are, and cant read a case report that says SEND THEM THE FREAKING PART. I find it quite annoying, as well as the fact that they still havent responded to the credit card charge investigation (at least to us).

    Im sure if i were a small business, the support would be different? maybe someoen would know what the word wasent included means?

  73. Still..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    It's still better than the bullshit you get from CompUSA.

    I remember cussing out the manager of the Concord, CA, store, Kathy Chambers, for beign a complete retard when she tried to charge me $169 for installing a Mass Storage Device, instead of the $69 for a Hard Drive, despite the fact the hard drive I was trying to get installed was sold by them as a HARD DRIVE, and even had HARD DRIVE printed on the box. Two different prices for the same thing, just different terminology.

    I could tell CompUSA horror stories *AD NAUSEUM*, but that would be somewhat offtopic.

    Anyways, its good that New York is finally holding companies responsible for the hell they put customers through. EA Arts is another example of a company that flagrantly goes out of its way to avoid fixing problems caused by them (selling games where the online software is our of date, and then forcing you to call bakc and download numerous patches that don't work, making their customer service number hard to find, etc.). However, New York sould be taking care of it's own people before suing anybody for bad service. Seeing as how taxpayers pay for city services, getting service from New York, or any city/state/county, *HAS* to be harder than getting service from Dell.

    This is why I build my own computers, and avoid cheaper, pre-build boxes:

    Pros:

    1) You get everything you want: No preloaded or promotional crap, unnecessary drivers, installation discs (My mother's HP has 8 'recovery' discs. Funny, Windows fits on 1).
    2) Higher-quality parts: If I get a cheap part, it's because I decided to buy it in favor of another component, instead of making everything cheap for lower manufacturing costs.
    3) Better performing parts: More efficient heatsinks, more durable power supplies, etc.
    4) Somewhat better service: If you are a system builder, chances are you know alot more that Mrs. Smith the soccer mom, and aren't calling because you can't plug in the mouse. If I'm calling AMD about an OEM processor, chances are I know enough of what I'm doing to not waste time over something mundane.
    5) Each component is chosen individually: I can get the video card/CPU/RAM/OS/HDD/audio card, video cars, mouse, case, keyboard, motherboard, warranty plan, and monitor that I WANT, and not letting some bluetooth sporting, ankle-biting, minimum-wage Support Tech tell me what *he* thinks is best for my needs ('needs' = 'wants' diguised as 'needs').
    6) Upgradable parts: Was told by HP I needed to buy *their* HDD if I wanted it to work in their box. Said "screw you", went to Fry's and bought a new drive with 3 times the capacity. Works fine. Any non-tech minded person would have believed them and gotten swindled. HDDs may be replaceable with any other brand, but other parts, such as CPU/RAM/audio/video cards probably won't work correctly if you upgrade them yourself.
    7) Your choice of OS: Any of the Linux daughters or Windows.
    8) Can be fixed yourself without voiding the warranty.
    9) No ads, product tie-ins, 'lock-ins', or integrated promotional software.

    Cons:
    1) Usually *much* more expensive: Either cheaper for a small fileserver or more expensive for a high-end gaming rig.
    2) Usually more driver discs to keep track of: Can be remedied by making 1 CD/DVD with all your drivers on it.

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  74. My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Dell server, it's a PE 840 with a SAS i/R in RAID 1. The problem is everytime a file is copied to the HD, instead of being written to disk it kind of gets buffered in ram (its win2k3) I can see in task manager available physical memory decreasing until the server complety stops responding, only to come back to life a few minutes later.

    Dell tech made me update the firmware on everything, still no change, so now I'm testing each disk raid less.

    The last thing I have been told is to test like this because then they are clueless of what the problem might be and that they where not able to replicate this in their test lab.....

    Makes you wonder.

  75. We have to beg them to sell us kit! by Stu101 · · Score: 1

    The company I work for has had one bad sales rep after another. For example I wanted a quote for a server that came in at $5000 as i costed it on the site (The second such server inside 2 weeks) and I emailed the rep to ask for our price. Not only did I have to chase them for almost a week, with nag phone calls to voice mail, and email but put up with the we really couldn't give a t@ss about your $150,000 a year account. Ok small by some standards, but the indies and VARs would snap your hand off for that.

    So we are slowly going HP, ok more expensive but at least the sales people actually want to sell us kit.

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  76. The ruling is all about end users, not corp world! by $criptah · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Quite a few people do not seem to get the difference between corporate accounts (thousands, if not millions of dollars in revenue) and end users, the ones who are getting a shaft.

    The rule and this whole deal is only about the end users who watched an ad and decided to apply for a loan or purchased some sort of a deal promised by Dell. These are the guys who got the short end of the stick.

    We have had nothing but good things to say about Dell. Replacement parts always arrived ahead of schedule. Calls were prompt and right on target. Dell service was superb. That is because we are corporate customer that spends tons of money on their hardware and service. The cheapest servers that we buy cost several laptops. The performance machines that we get cost just as much as cars.

    The problem described in the article is related to end users who expect XYZ and end up getting something different. This is a no brainer. If you get a computer for $700, then do you really expect a qualified person to talk to you for hours about a problem? Anybody who is remotely qualified to do such support will probably ask for $15-20 per hour. This means that several long phone calls from the same customer will wipe out the profit that you made on sale. I am sorry to break this to everybody, but hardware is becoming a commodity , much like Windows, and you are expected to know and act in a certain manner if you buy a laptop and get into a problem. No company in the right mind will hire qualified engineers, let's say the ones that can do Tier II and Tier III support, to answer phones. You do that and your business will die because you WILL NOT make any profit.

    Dell is much like any other large business. They have plenty of customers and they generate plenty of revenue. If you don't like it, go get an Apple because Dell has another customer lined up already. They will make tons of money by dealing with large businesses and universities and people who are simply stuck with Dell because they don't want any other alternatives. Telling Dell or Microsoft that their end-user support sucks is like telling Bank of America that you're closing an account due to whatever reason.

  77. Mislead customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell does not provide ONSITE troubleshooting, this is outlined in the warranty. (Dell does offer it to certain business clients but it's extremely expensive ($1,000+/yr))

    Customers are asked to troubleshoot to assist in diagnosing which parts need to be replaced, if customers refuse, Dell has to replace parts per Best-Guess effort.

    The ONSITE coverage is for parts replacement ONLY, such as CPU, PSU and certain other parts. RAM is typically NOT considered a tech replaceable part and is easily remove for troubleshooting, same for the Hard Drives.

    Dell takes great effort in making consumer replaceable parts easily removable. Hard drives, optical drives, and even PCI cards can be removed without needing a screwdriver.

    The problem is customers complain about anything and are mislead about the coverage. This is a problem with CUSTOMER CARE. NOT Dell's Technical Support devision. Customer care will say "Dell will send a technician out to fix the problem!" 100% untrue. The coverage is ONLY for PARTS REPLACEMENT.

  78. Malaysia's Dell is Different by happymark · · Score: 1

    I am living in Malaysia. The Dell support here is great. I have called 5 times for supports. My calls are answers in less than a minute. The tech support was patient. Guided me through the entire process of troubleshooting. I wonder, how's other countries' Dell doing?

  79. a peek inside Dell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, full disclosure. I currently work for Dell and I work in the enterprise support division. I won't say what role I'm in, but I can tell you that I've worked my way out of being front line and only handle calls when the fan is about to be covered in excrement. I'm also looking to leave Dell for reasons that are far too numerous to list here.

    I also don't get to sit back and read /. until I get home from work, because I actually work the entire time I'm at work. There is not a lot of goofing off, and we generally work harder than the admins we support.

    I am VERY proud of the work I do and the work my peers do. In the enterprise level, our biggest focus is taking care of customers. I repeatedly tell my techs(I am not a manager) that I couldn't care less if the call takes their entire shift so long as the issue is fixed and the customer is happy. If I could, I'd order the onsite contracted techs to give out handjobs.

    Ultimately, money is important in that if we did everything every customer wanted, the company would be broke. Sure, when you call in and you know there's a problem with x component, you expect to have a part dispatched-but the amount of people who call in to tech support who are savvy enough to know what's wrong is likely below 5%(for business class-for home users, I'd say it's far less than .05%). So, if Dell sends out a tech and enough components to fix this issue and they're wrong-that money was wasted, and sometimes that means paying the tech overtime and then having to ship more crap out. This is why troubleshooting is required before any service can be done.

    The sorts of people who end up pissed off generally fall into two categories: cheap bastards and legit complaints. Legit complaints are understandable and are actually pretty scarce. Cheap bastards on the other hand, are all too common. I routinely have to explain to someone who spent next to nothing for critical infrastructure with bare minimum support options that we can't just fly someone out there to replace parts and then install their entire network next morning. In fact, most of the "serious" issues I have are from inept administrators or consultants who believe that RAID is a backup solution or that gig ethernet makes the internets faster.

    Most complaints I see about Dell's support are from cheap bastards. You do not purchase a pinto and then complain to the dealer that a corvette is faster.

  80. Watch out Verizon! by bratwiz · · Score: 1



    Wow-- they could get Verizon for the same thing. Have you ever tried to get one of those folks on the phone? I called them to ADD services and I was on hold from 10:30am till 3:30pm (when my phone battery died). I have tried many other occasions with similar results. When my FIOS Internet went o the blitz, I called to get it fixed. They kept telling me that someone would get back to me within 24 hours. And then backed it up with their computer phone tree... I loved their computerized responses: "We are committed to fixing your problem by Monday (today's date)" ... then tomorrow: "We are committed to fixing your problem by Tuesday (tuesday date)"... then wednesday: "We are committed to fixing your problem by Wednesday (wednesday date)"... fuckers never called me back until Friday night... told them I'd already had Comcast fix the problem-- stupid tech actually protested that Comcast couldn't have solved it since they didn't own their (Verizon's) equipment! It was a long ten-count before it dawned on him what I meant.

    When Verizon works, their service is fine. But as a company, THEY SUCK ASS.

  81. Why I left... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

    this is why I left the company. i was in DELL tech support SEVERAL years ago and this was an on going problem. DELL is a HUGE outsourcing company. they only have one call center that are actual employees hired by DELL and the rest are out sourcing and we all know that out sourced call centers hire warm bodies and the occasional tech that moves up the ranks to supervisor rather fast which decreases the quality of the rest because that tech is no longer taking calls, only escalations. I had a feeling this was going to happen to DELL. I am suprised it took this long, but not suprised that it happened.

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  82. Dead company walking by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Only in America can people still get the death penalty while corporations can't. I'm sure the former employees of Arthur Anderson will be thrilled to hear that.
    1. Re:Dead company walking by spun · · Score: 1

      Right, because the fact that they voluntarily closed their door illustrates What exactly? The free market at work? C'mon, they were ostracized because they got caught, not because they did anything different than dozens of other firms did.

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    2. Re:Dead company walking by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Right, because the fact that they voluntarily closed their door illustrates What exactly? Voluntarily? There was nothing voluntary about it. They lost basically all their customers and had to sell every asset worth holding the moment they were convicted. That's a death penalty in corporate terms - I'm not sure what else you were expecting. Doesn't matter that it was later overturned, the sentence was effectively already carried out. The company was dead by then.

      And just like the real death penalty, if you overturn the verdict after the punishment it's too late - they're already dead.
    3. Re:Dead company walking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spun is your typical Communist troll. To him/her/it capitialism or greed is the cause of all problems and only communism can save the day. Just take a look at spun's posts, and almost all of them seem to scream out "Workers of the world unite" He/she/it will always try to spin the truth "hence the name spun" and make odd comparisons. Then to top it all off, he/she/it generally attacks the user as well as the post. The best advice would be to ignore the troll and mod down when appropriate.

  83. Big surprise - Dell in the US must be very diff by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    I deal with Dell in Australia - in fact I'm typing this on an XPS M1330. While they have their issues, I've been MUCH happier with them than many other vendors I've dealt with and certainly never experienced anything like the issues described here.

    I've dealt with Dell for employees buying ultra-cheap laptops, too, so I know it's not some "XPS" thing.

    Dell Australia must be a very different organisation. Certainly they bundle basically no crapware with their machines, while I hear horror stories about the standard configuration in the US.

    Their hold times aren't great. Their staff could use some product knowledge and better language skills. However, they all want to help, and that's a big improvement over many OEMs.

    Additionally, Dell's online support offerings are pretty good. You can actually get complete sets of drivers reliably. They issue driver updates and BIOS fixes. Occasionally their KB is even useful.

    When I was having issues that I could demonstrate were an ATi driver bug (by pointing them to the changelog that showed that ATi had fixed it in the new version) Acer remained completely uninterested in providing a driver update for their hardware. "This is the driver that was qualified for the machine" gets tiresome when it's BUGGY and the upstream vendor has released a fix you can't use without your OEM's cooperation. They just could not comprehend why a driver update would be desirable and did not understand why ATi released driver updates. They were also very rude and had a strong "we have your money so why should we care?" attitude.

    Dell, on the other hand, just get on with it and release updates for drivers they have to customise for particular hardware like low/mid range video chipsets. They don't even have to be prompted.

    They also come out on site and fix things with absolutely no fuss. Got a hardware issue? A tech will be here tomorrow (on time), will know what he's doing, and will have bought the right parts along. This is unique in my experience with OEMs.

    Their machines are well enough built that you rarely need the tech, and more importantly seem to generally avoid systemic design faults like inadequate cooling systems. It's nice to know that the laptop you buy will work properly, something I know from personal experience isn't true of everybody.

    I do wish they'd improve their phone staff training and make it easier to reach the person you need to talk to, because there is quite a bit of call forwarding before you get anywhere. I'll put up with it in exchange for the rest though.

    So .... sure, Dell have their issues, but I've not found another vendor that doesn't rate worse on the suck scale.

  84. CORPORATE MANSLAUGHTER!!!!! by Pax681 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_manslaughter

    http://www.hse.gov.uk/corpmanslaughter/faqs.htm

    http://www.personneltoday.com/articles/2008/03/15/41798/corporate-manslaughter-legal-q.html
    i am pretty sure this law was brought in due to a few things where the coprorate body was deemed to be liable for deaths caused but there seemed to be inadequate laws to punish the heads of the coprorate bodies

    it's not just businesses but also the national health bodies here in the UK and also local/regional councils too.

    from what i gather the charges being brought are rare and even rarer is a successful charge.

  85. Dell = EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well at least in my experience, I had to send in one of my computers I got from them well uhh I lost count actually. But it's nearing 10, all hardware problems for a 3 year old laptop. At least 5 different motherboards, 2 hard drives, 2 cd burners (going on 3 once i send it in this time), and another motherboard when I send it in again. Took them about a year to replace the cd burner orginally, I only had to bitch at them a billion times over about it.

    It's hit or miss it seems weather or not I get a card reading idiot or someone who seems to listen to me, or that one rare occasion I got a competent person who gave actually helped me.

    So seeing this article gives me a nice warm fuzzy feeling. The only bad thing is it reminded me I need to send in my laptop again.

    I probably be modded troll or flamebait for this, but oh well its the truth.

  86. or just for fun by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    tell them that they will be getting a letter from Christopher M. Forrester if they do not process your cancellation NOW. (couldn't find a Morrison listed but they should recognize the name)

    (bonus points if you actually could get him to write that letter)

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  87. Re:Uhh, do you know the definition of the word gre by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

    Greed (noun): A selfish or excessive desire for or pursuit of more than is needed or deserved, especially of money, wealth, food, or other possessions. What is wrong with greed? It's in the definition of the word: Excessive desire for more than is needed or deserved. You can try to redefine it to make it seem more palatable, but thankfully most of humanity is never going to get on the "greed is good" bandwagon. Who's standards should be used to define where "excessive desire" is as opposed to "normal desire"?
    Who's standards should be used to define what is "needed or deserved"?

  88. Re:Uhh, do you know the definition of the word gre by spun · · Score: 1

    It's the damn definition, if you don't like it, use another word. It's meant to be negative, and I'm sick of selfish fucks trying to "reclaim" it as a positive thing. It isn't.

    Who's standards? Normal, cooperative, non-selfish people's standards. The standards 90% of people in the world use. The standard standards.

    Here's an idea: rather than try to make people think greed is good, how about not being greedy?

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  89. Re:Uhh, do you know the definition of the word gre by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

    It's the damn definition, if you don't like it, use another word. It's meant to be negative, and I'm sick of selfish fucks trying to "reclaim" it as a positive thing. It isn't.

    Who's standards? Normal, cooperative, non-selfish people's standards. The standards 90% of people in the world use. The standard standards.

    Here's an idea: rather than try to make people think greed is good, how about not being greedy? I am not making it good or bad. I am simply asking where the line is.

    If you think there is a standard, then when exactly does desire become excessive?
    What item or items are needed or deserved?
    What item or items are neither needed nor deserved?

    IF you really look at it, everyone has a different look as to what people need or deserve and when it becomes excessive.

    As a result, if one were to truly go by the 90% of the world, then there would be two outcomes.

    1. People neither need or deserve anything
    2. People either need or deserve everything

    So again,

    Who's standards should be used to define where "excessive desire" is as opposed to "normal desire"?
    Who's standards should be used to define what is "needed or deserved"?

    I would appreciate a rational response rather than an irrational, knee-jerk response.
  90. Re:Uhh, do you know the definition of the word gre by spun · · Score: 1

    Let me ask you a question before we get into this, so I know if I'm wasting my time or not: in your world view, is there such a thing as excessive desire? Is there such a thing as undeserved reward? If you don't think desires can be excessive, or you think all rewards are deserved, then we can't have a conversation. If you think desires can be excessive, or rewards undeserved, then we are in agreement and we can stop this pedantry.

    What it boils down to is this: when I use the word "greedy" I am saying, in my opinion, that someone's desires are excessive, or their sought after rewards undeserved. When you say it, it is your standard. That's how words like greed, or good, or love, or freedom work. There is a large element of personal interpretation to all such words.

    There does not need to be a standard. The whole idea that there is some invisible line, this side of which is greedy, and the other side selfless, is ludicrous. Words like greed don't work that way.

    Face it: greed is bad. Its in the definition of the word. There is no standard, nor does there need to be. When someone uses the word greed, it is understood by most people to be a personal opinion, not some absolute.

    And it is understood to be a bad thing by most people. Most people do not like greed. Most people would rather punish the greedy, and would not like to be seen as greedy themselves. Only a few nut cases revel in their greed and celebrate it as a virtue.

    That is just the way people are, they don't like greed and selfishness. People are natural cooperators, and part of being a natural cooperator is the desire to punish free riders.

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  91. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by aarggh · · Score: 1

    Funny enough while working for a fairly major tech company, I ordered a large amount of HP laptops, no special contracts or anything, but extended warranties on all. Over a 3 year period where we had the engineers previous laptops dying at the rate of around 4 or so with major failures, and a further few with more minor keyboard/screen/power supply issues every year, the HP's travelled the world and performed flawlessly, with only two service calls needed for approx 15 laptops, each had the spare part waiting within around 12 hours max.

    With tape units the support is just perfect, a month ago we had a tape unit eject mechanism stuff up, with 1 month of a 3 year warranty to go, HP had a replacement (refurbished unit) there the following morning, unfortunately, it was DOA, (faulty power connection to the switch) so I rung HP and they had a brand new unit the following morning. Every corporate dealing I have had with HP over the last 10 years has been unbelievably good. I could reel other things like laptops people had password protected the BIOS that were'nt under warranty but HP spent 45mins on the phone helping me to remove it.

    As a consumer though I must admit HP support left a lot to be desired, I recently had to go in to bat for my nephew who bought a laptop from Harvey Norman (who were the most useless and deceitful pricks possible to him and his mother). After 6 months it packed up with various faults, and then spent most of the following 6 months either in repairs, or sitting on the shelf at Harvey Norman who were lying and saying it was with the HP authorised repairer in Clayton. The repairer sent it back one last time but it packed up again with the same faults that day. I got involved as it had taken 6 weeks for the last repair and was now out of warranty, so the repairer who was supposed to have fixed it, stated it would cost around $1000 for repairs.

    To HP's credit, when I initially rung them they correctly stated it was out warranty, but luckily I had collected all the paperwork, and hassled Harvey Norman for the previous repair details, as well as looking up HP's own part and maintenance manuals, and proved it was a recurring fault that had never been fixed despite being in for repairs 6 times! When I provided them the details of the shoddy repairs, along with their own recommended repair procedure for the faults, they immediately agreed to send it to the repairer, and the motherboard as well as the screen driver would be replaced regardless of any testing. Upon pickup (3 weeks later!) I made sure I obtained copies of all the repair paperwork, and got the staff to write down exactly what work was done. I immediately opened the unit up, and what dd I find, they hadn't replaced a single part, and the unit still had the same fault!

    This then started a 2 month merry go round with HP, as I now had photo graphic proof of consumer fraud, as well as an authorised HP repairer deliberately forging repair docs, and charging HP for parts that were never fitted! In the end I had to send a fairly terse letter that if I didn't have a resolution by COB that day, I will be forwarding copies of all the photos I had taken of the parts before and after the "replacement", along with copies of the docs and parts serial numbers signed by the repairer that new parts had been fitted, to the entire Board of Directors of HP USA, as well as the local media, and a report to consumer affairs.

    Within an hour HP had gotten back to me and offered a couple of very much higher specced models to choose from, along with an extended warranty in exchange for the dead laptop!

    All in all, an absolutely horrible experience for my nephew and his mum, who saw his first laptop wasted, and then treated like crap by Harvey Norman at Southland, and then a HP repairer lying repeatedly and forging documents. Luckily the fact I work for a large corporation, and that I have enough knowledge and push allowed me to finally get satisfaction, but you just wouldn't believe how hard I had to work for it!

  92. Names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No kidding, I one time had a girl named Stormy mess up my order and my customer rep later had a girl named... (wait for it)... Porsche help staighten it out. I figure they must have run out of high school kids to hire and went straight for the 42nd street crowd.

  93. Re:Uhh, do you know the definition of the word gre by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

    Actually, greed isn't the problem; it is the action stemming from the greed that is the problem. Sometimes greed can lead to a business changing their policies when their customers are flocking over to the competition when there is a problem. One such example is Jack in the Box. When several of Jack-in-the-Box's customers had food poisoning from their products, the biggest punishment they received was from their customers. They had to struggle to win the trust of their customers back. Ford is another example. Ford has made many products that lacked in features and reliability. They even have gone so low with the whole Ford/Firestone ordeal. As a result, they are no longer a viable option to many people. They still are not seeing the whole picture. Why do you think they are losing ground to Toyota, Kia, Nissan, and Volkswagen?

    As for Dell, it isn't the government they need to worry about, it is their customers. The customer service and product quality has been an issue for quite some time now. I even call them "Packard Dell" as they are no better than Packard Bell was in the 1990s.

    My point was there really is no line to say what item or items are needed or deserved, so the government simply punishing someone for simply being greedy could very well introduce more problems. As for the Union Carbide incident, I agree the individuals involved should have been punished with the laws already on the books, not for being greedy but for what they did to save money. Another question is what can be done when a government does the same thing? A similar incident of eliminating the safety protocols led to the Chernobyl disaster.

    BTW, just because I am stating greed is not a vice doesn't mean it is a virtue. IMO, greed is closer to being neutral as I have pointed out; both good and bad can come from greed.

  94. Re:Uhh, do you know the definition of the word gre by spun · · Score: 1

    Why change policies when you can hire a PR firm and change perceptions? That is what corporations do, and it is because of greed.

    When a corporation attempts to do the right thing, as (possibly, who knows what these corporations actually did as opposed to what they said) illustrated in your examples, that isn't greed, just like it isn't rape when you fuck someone who wants it, and it isn't stealing when you buy something.

    Enlightened self interest is good. Self interest is neutral. Greed is bad. You can redefine red to mean blue, but then everyone will think you're crazy.

    In my experience, people who defend greed are not defending enlightened self interest. Enlightened self interest leads to cooperative, fair, and reciprocal behavior. The defenders of greed are usually trying to conflate their own short sighted, selfish, manipulative and dishonest behavior with the kind of behavior that stems from real enlightened self interest.

    So, are you just trying to muddy the waters here, conflating greed with cooperative, reciprocal, and fair self interest? If not, why do you insist on using the word greed in ways that most other people do not? The only reason I can come up with is that you are trying to make the definition of "greed" less clear so that you can justify certain behaviors.

    But maybe I'm wrong. If so, what is your motivation here?

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  95. Re:Jews by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    Being a prick has nothing to do with religion.

  96. Re:Are there ANY big box companies with good servi by torkus · · Score: 1

    Actually as has been stated before - dell business provides exceptionally good support.

    Cisco also offers good support but they're pretty blatant with the 'you get what you pay for' routine. On the high-side, I had a router that wasn't even listed on our contract at the time replaced in ~3 hours on a holiday friday night.

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  97. here's the straight dope by apocalysque · · Score: 1

    here's the deal. i cannot claim that there was any intention or malcontent involved, more likely incompetence or most likely, apathy. the truth is: dell puts way more emphasis on it's "business" customer support than it's "consumer". if you purchased a "consumer" grade product, but were registered as a business user, guess what? you're going to get better support. this is why you'll hear (mostly) accolades about dell support from business/enterprise customers. The lawsuit was started because of lack of "consumer" support, and rightfully so. granted, the enterprise support was good, but it was a headache even to get that support sometimes. the consumer support was not nearly as importatant to dell as it's enterprise support, and rightfully so. the consumer division has little room for extra revenues (service contracts, etc.) and even lower profit margins. the lawsuit brought by the state of new york was regarding deceptive business practices regarding consumers. *(if)* i worked for dell for about 7 months, and knowing what i know, i would definitely say that they have a case. i'm not going to cite any specific examples, but i'm sure they'll win their case.

  98. Not a Dell, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My daughter had an HP box that kept powering down by itself whenever she used the DVDROM.

    I sent it off to California (several days after the excruciating troubleshooting session with the Asian subcontinent - after receiving the packing materials).

    A few weeks later it comes back with a report -- the bench test at the factory turned out good.

    My daughter started using it again, and again it powered down when she used the DVDROM.

    My hunch was the problem had something to do with the power supply. So, I added up the power used by all the components (watts - the CPU alone used 105 watts). It turned out that when put to a full load, the system used more wattage than the 200 watt power supply could provide, thus tripping the power supply's circuit breaker.

    I replaced the 200 watt power supply with a 350 watt version, and then it stopped having issues.

    What gets me is they designed it that way - the engineers assumed that all of the subsystems would not spike power usage at the same time...or they were told by management to skimp, and they erred on the wrong side of the line.

    On a related note, I'll segway into my recent problem with my truck. One of the leaf springs in the rear split...luckily I was only a mile from home at the time, so made it into the driveway without doing much damage (broken leaf spring was rubbing the tire). In all my years, I've never had the springs break on any vehicle I've owned.

    I went to the local junkyard, and couldn't find a current model, but I found an older model (1998 - my truck being a 2002) of my vehicle, and took the springs off of it. The interesting part is the springs on the old vehicle not only had one additional leaf (three instead of two), the springs were also slightly thicker. These were identical model vehicles - same weight class. So I can only surmise that the engineers were asked to skimp, and again skimped on the wrong side of the line. I am very happy to have the 1998 leaf springs on my 2002 truck.

    It makes me wonder - what is the world coming to?

  99. Re:Uhh, do you know the definition of the word gre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go slit your fucking wrists fucktard

    -jwilcox154

  100. I have had some good support from Dell... by Jisakiel · · Score: 1

    I bought an XPS m1330 (slightly cheaper than a macbook and lighter) as a "consumer" in Spain. My experience with Dell's support has been great so far...
    Although the people attending the phone were clearly non-native speakers (which makes me wonder where could they outsource it cheaper than a spanish-speaking country!), and the commercial who attended me was a such utterly incompetent guy, so far the technical support has been excellent.

    I got the "bad apple" from the batch (as there are a lot of XPS in my uni and mine seems to be the only one which has developed problems so far); my LED display had a dead "lamp" (like a huge dot too bright, bigger than a pixel), and last week I lost a hard drive which I managed to savage so-so (didn't lose too much data).
    In both cases, after calling support and explaining the problem to a perplexed tier-1 guy... (I guess "while updating, kernel started to log problems in the sata device, which I confirmed with smartmontools, so I have dumped with dd the drive and confirmed the problems on several sectors of the drive by plugging it to a different machine" has to sound hardcore to a tier-1 guy expecting an old lady which believed "wireless" meant that it didn't have to be plugged on, otherwise logical - veridic case). They sent a a hard drive / a technician on the next morning (next monday on the drive), who repaired it (swapped the display) on the spot. No sending the laptop and waiting 15 days for it without any assurance of the hard drive contents (ahem Acer), no 300++euro for a keyboard swap I did for outrageous 70euro (ahem HP compaq), no arguing with the store if the damage was my fault or theirs (AHEM Apple Spain!!!! in particular K-tuin store in Madrid! - just troubling with laptops, as my 3G ipod got A+ support dealing directly with Apple)...

    So far, I am so satisfied with their support that I'm considering extending the warranty; I've also bought a cheap-ass server from them and I'll possibly suggest replacing our cheaper sun's x2200 with even-cheaper 1U Dells in my workplace.
    Not astroturfing though; hardware seems to be on the cheap side (just 2 drive slots on the T105 server seems to be milking the price differences too much, and XPS keyboard is garbage compared to others - but hey, at least I got hardware keys for right button, del, pgdown and pgup :P). However it is quite inexpensive, and if support is good I'm more than willing to deal with the problems it develops (which, by the way, any other hardware will develop as well, as nowadays everything seems to be produced in the same slave-powered factory from China).