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Why Are the Best and Brightest Not Flooding DARPA?

David W. White writes "Wired mag's Danger Room carried an article today that highlighted how desperate the US Military's DARPA has become in its attempts to bring in additional brain power. The tactics include filmed testimonials, folders and even playing cards all screaming join DARPA! Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?"

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  1. Umm, because .... by taniwha · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    maybe smart geeks are, well, not stupid, and don't want to get sent of to die in some other country?

    1. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We are all getting paid much better in the private sector.

    2. Re:Umm, because .... by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      maybe smart geeks are, well, not stupid, and don't want to get sent of to die in some other country?

      Playing along with the "other country" theme, if you step into a graduate engineering department, you're likely to find a majority of non U.S. citizens comprising the graduate student workforce. These people are also ineligible for most U.S. Govt. fellowships and jobs that require a decent level of security clearance. Thus, DARPA might be having a tough time recruiting top-notch talent because most of the talent is ineligible to work for DARPA.

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      An old-timer with old-timey ideas.
    3. Re:Umm, because .... by couchslug · · Score: 3, Informative

      "maybe smart geeks are, well, not stupid, and don't want to get sent of to die in some other country?"

      In what alternate universe does DARPA deploy?

      OTOH, your troll post may just be proof-testing of the DARPA "exploding clue" project.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    4. Re:Umm, because .... by Schnoogs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah because DARPA is a part of the infrantry.

    5. Re:Umm, because .... by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is correct. The best and brightest US citizens are not US born, and not eligible to work for these groups. The first example I could think of off the top of my head is the story of the student who builds rail guns and laser guns for fun and for his doctorate, the DOD approached him with 2 jobs and then found out he was not a born US citizen.

      Excerpted from his site, powerlabs.org:

      From its conception, the original PowerLabs Linear Magnetic Accelerator ("Rail Gun", or "Railgun") was conceived for the primary goal of simply proving that it could be done; on a low budget, with common materials and powered by a never tried before electrolytic capacitor bank.
        In that, it was extremely successful: Not only did the gun fire flawlessly over 30 times (it is not uncommon for research rail guns to break down in the first shot), but it also attracted vastly more attention than I could ever have hoped for:
      After its page generated hundreds of thousands of hits, the gun was featured on Discovery Channel, TV6, numerous newspaper and magazine articles, and earned me several job offers from the private sector, research institutes, and industry. The highlight of the popularity of this project came in the form of two separate offers from laboratories associated with the department of defense (DoD), which, apparently can't hire me because I was not born in the USA (someone must have forgotten that the majority of the best scientists and engineers in the world weren't born here)...

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      ---- Liquid was a patriot ----
    6. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe smart geeks are, well, not stupid, and don't want to get sent of to die in some other country?


      Playing along with the "other country" theme, if you step into a graduate engineering department, you're likely to find a majority of non U.S. citizens comprising the graduate student workforce. These people are also ineligible for most U.S. Govt. fellowships and jobs that require a decent level of security clearance. Thus, DARPA might be having a tough time recruiting top-notch talent because most of the talent is ineligible to work for DARPA.

      Indeed, as a New Zealand citizen its impossible for me to get a job for any US Defense contractors. If I could I would've years ago.
    7. Re:Umm, because .... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny
      Adrian Cronauer:

      You know, you go in the jungle, make a statement. If you're going to fight, clash.
      Maybe those advocating change so strongly this election season can start some collaboration beteween DARPA and PRADA to help make it fashionable again.
      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    8. Re:Umm, because .... by Xyrus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even if you're a US citizen it's a PITA to get a serious clearance, which is why if you have one you can usually get some very good pay out of it.

      ~X~

      --
      ~X~
    9. Re:Umm, because .... by Idbar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I was about to write that. The answer is in the same summary. "Where are all the Einsteins?", well, Einstein was an immigrant. However, these days, an immigrant is more some kind of threat to the US government. So where are all of them? Where they are accepted.

      Technology mayors are not being occupied by US people, and therefore, foreign people is taking those opportunities. Unluckily, some people thinking that immigrants are just taking jobs from US citizens, are sending all the prepared foreign people back to their countries. So, all the money invested by the US companies, US government in research grants and education is flying out to other countries, where they can find jobs without passing through lotteries and security clearances.

      US should look forward to a way of keeping the talent they invested on.

    10. Re:Umm, because .... by RMB2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not that I want to get paid better. I actually care almost nothing about that.
      I just won't make weapons. And sorry AC, no salary would make me change my mind.
      Please, flame on all, and tell me how many useful technologies are spun off from DARPA research everyday. And, come to think of it, how many weapons are created out of 'off-label' uses of otherwise innocuous. I guess, for me, it's principle.

      I wonder if studies exist of correlations between higher education and pacifism...

      --
      [/sarcasm]
    11. Re:Umm, because .... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1
      I personally know people without even US citizenship who head DARPA projects. Thus, your post and the source of this excerpt are both bullshit.

      This is correct. The best and brightest US citizens are not US born, and not eligible to work for these groups. The first example I could think of off the top of my head is the story of the student who builds rail guns and laser guns for fun and for his doctorate, the DOD approached him with 2 jobs and then found out he was not a born US citizen.

      Excerpted from his site, powerlabs.org:

      From its conception, the original PowerLabs Linear Magnetic Accelerator ("Rail Gun", or "Railgun") was conceived for the primary goal of simply proving that it could be done; on a low budget, with common materials and powered by a never tried before electrolytic capacitor bank.

        In that, it was extremely successful: Not only did the gun fire flawlessly over 30 times (it is not uncommon for research rail guns to break down in the first shot), but it also attracted vastly more attention than I could ever have hoped for:
      After its page generated hundreds of thousands of hits, the gun was featured on Discovery Channel, TV6, numerous newspaper and magazine articles, and earned me several job offers from the private sector, research institutes, and industry. The highlight of the popularity of this project came in the form of two separate offers from laboratories associated with the department of defense (DoD), which, apparently can't hire me because I was not born in the USA (someone must have forgotten that the majority of the best scientists and engineers in the world weren't born here)...
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      "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    12. Re:Umm, because .... by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 1

      Care to post some names? Even one example of a non-us citizen currently heading up one program would be enough for me. I'll wait here.

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      ---- Liquid was a patriot ----
    13. Re:Umm, because .... by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 1

      I should have also stated: Heading a program with some relation to US defense or advanced research.

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      ---- Liquid was a patriot ----
    14. Re:Umm, because .... by lostokie · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm curious as to why? A New Zealander believing in the Iraqi and Afghanistani causes?

    15. Re:Umm, because .... by profplump · · Score: 4, Informative

      If that's not racism, I don't know what is

      I'm gonna go ahead and say that discrimination based on, you know, race is a better example of "racism". Discrimination based on national origin is called "nationalism". Note the common root words in both cases.

      Now nationalism might still be a bad time, and might even lead to racism if people of a particular nationality commonly share a race, (see the use of "Mexican" as a racial slur against all latinos regardless of national origin) but it is not racism in and of itself.

    16. Re:Umm, because .... by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if you're a US citizen it's a PITA to get a serious clearance, which is why if you have one you can usually get some very good pay out of it.

      You would think so but not everyone gets the big bucks just because they have a clearance. In the environment I work in it depends on which contractor you work for and which contract you are on too which can dictate whether you get mid-level or senior pay.

      --
      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    17. Re:Umm, because .... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      DARPA has almost nothing to do with those "causes". It's associated with the same Department of Defense, and that's about it.

      While some direct research projects in DoD departments might see actual application in one of those areas, DARPA research doesn't see the field for a long, long time.

    18. Re:Umm, because .... by bitingduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is correct. The best and brightest US citizens are not US born, and not eligible to work for these groups. The first example I could think of off the top of my head is the story of the student who builds rail guns and laser guns for fun and for his doctorate, the DOD approached him with 2 jobs and then found out he was not a born US citizen. You don't have to be born in the US to get clearances (even very high level ones), you just have to be a US citizen and be able to pass all the background checks. If your documentable history doesn't go back far enough it's probably hard-- I think a secret clearance goes back at least 7 years. You also can't be a direct employee of the US gov't unless you're a citizen, but most agencies deal with that by trying to have small populations of direct employees and lots of contractors (who just have to be able to work legally in the US, typically a green card).
    19. Re:Umm, because .... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that the scientists that saved our bacon like Einstein were born here in the US... wait a minute...

    20. Re:Umm, because .... by IonOtter · · Score: 1

      Not really a PITA, so much as a loooong wait while you get assigned to cushy positions until your clearance comes through.

      I got mine from the Navy, and the hardest part was remembering where the heck I'd been since high school. And unless you *save* your previous paperwork, it gets harder and harder to remember where you've been and what you were doing with whom.

      Once you've got your paperwork in, it usually takes about 2-3 months for Naval Investigative Services to interview all the people on your SF-86. So maybe a PITA, if you don't do your homework?

      For me and most of the folks I worked with, it was pretty straightforward. But long. Very long.

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    21. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. Einstein wasn't born here either, nor were a lot of the Manhattan project guys.

    22. Re:Umm, because .... by Bobzibub · · Score: 1

      Also, the sharp pointy end of those projects would conceivably be used against those same or similar foreign born engineer's home countries.

      The world just doesn't need bigger/and more efficient bombs. Just doesn't.

    23. Re:Umm, because .... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If that's not racism, I don't know what is

      I'm gonna go ahead and say that discrimination based on, you know, race is a better example of "racism". Discrimination based on national origin is called "nationalism". Note the common root words in both cases. Actually it's not even that. I'm not a US citizen and hence I don't have a right to be in the US. The US isn't being racist if it decides not to let me in. Just like China or Japan, or Chad wouldn't be racist in deciding not to let me in. I'm not from those countries and so I don't have a right to go to them.

      If a US employer decides to hire someone from the US instead of me, that's also not racist. Maybe they want to avoid all the paperwork and expense of getting me a work permit. Or maybe they want to hire someone that can come in for an interview on short notice. No one would say that a California company was being regionalist in deciding to hire a local rather than someone from New York.

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      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    24. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be harder for foreign-born individuals to get security clearances, but it's not impossible. I'm currently going to school right next door to the Air Force Research Laboratories, and a large minority of the engineers working there (GS & contractors both) are foreign-born. I don't know how many of them are US citizens now and how many are still foreign citizens, but I would bet that the government has a way to fast-track the citizenship process for individuals they need/want. Foreign-born applicants for security clearances certainly get more scrutiny, but there are really only a small number of things that will prevent you from getting a security clearance for government work:

      A: You were actually involved in some sort of leak of classified information.

      B: You are have more debt than you can handle.

      C: You were actually involved with (however briefly or tangentially) some sort of shady group (even a slightly shady group).

      D: There is a period of time in your life for which adequate records do not exist.

      If 'A' applies to you, you're probably in jail. 'B' is by far the most common reason why security clearances are denied/revoked. 'C' is pretty rare, but I imagine it can be a little more common for people from certain countries (e.g. back in your native country you volunteered public service time with a charity group that--unbekownst to you--also happens to funnel money to terrorists, or maybe your girlfriend's uncle is the head of some two-bit organized crime group). 'D' rarely occurs for people born in the U.S., but I imagine it could also be pretty common in certain countries: if you came from some little village in India, there's a good bet that the local government didn't yet have the fully developed oppressive bureaucracy that western countries have, in which case you may not have the kind of paper trail that a westerner would have.

    25. Re:Umm, because .... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I totally agree.
      Who wants to become a real life Dr. Robert Stadler for a government which doesn't care about the moral application of good science? We would essentially be making the tools to shackle ourselves.
      No. Thank. You.

    26. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I just accepted an invitation to a just-outside top 50 grad school CS program. Turns out of the 9 students, I'll be one of two from the US. I actually considered doing a DoD internship until I realized it required a 2 year post-grad school commitment. I'd seen enough of government work through the combined 95 years of service from my grandfather and father to know that it's one giant sluggish bureaucracy where little to no work is done.

    27. Re:Umm, because .... by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

      I wonder if studies exist of correlations between higher education and pacifism...


      Correlation/causation/etc.

      Off the top of my head, a strong correlation would point to at least two possible causes:

      1. Educated people "see the light", whereby they can achieve World Peace by allowing other countries to wipe out America once America is out-gunned.

      2. University life indoctrinates students to believe they've had the revelation in #1. Of course, because America Is Evil, the ultimate outcome of #1 is seen as a Good Thing.
    28. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people are also ineligible for most U.S. Govt. fellowships and jobs that require a decent level of security clearance. Thus, DARPA might be having a tough time recruiting top-notch talent because most of the talent is ineligible to work for DARPA.
      There are more unemployed American born scientists and mathematicians than you have been lead to believe. There has been a big slowdown in private sector hiring of scientists and engineers with advanced degrees.
    29. Re:Umm, because .... by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      The logical conclusion would be to ban education for all non-US citizens, because they seem to suck up all the sponsorship and leave the country.
      Keep in mind that you need to live in the US for quite a few years if you don't want to pay TRIPLE the tuition fee.
      Maybe those damn foreigners even pay for some of the other students.

      Give it some more time and foreigners will no longer see the US as the 'land of opportunity' it markets itself to be.
      They will no longer study there and the US will have to breed its own engineers.
      Good luck.

      --
      "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. It's the one thing I am indebted to her for."
    30. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are all getting paid much better in the private sector.


      Along with the fact that most private sector companies worth working for don't care whether you smoke pot outside of work, surf porn at home, have interesting hobbies, or perform any number of HSPD-12 "high risk" activities.

      The government, on the other hand, increasingly wants to put it's microphone up your ass if you work for a contractor or want to be employed by them - regardless of the laws of the state you live in.

      Most geeks I know only want to work for the government if they can do something relatively benign, detached, and fun - working for a contractor to the space agency, for example - where the "war on drugs/terra/etc." won't be as much of a concern if they chooe to do something peripherally interesting to the jackasses in the vetting group who approves HSPD-12 .

    31. Re:Umm, because .... by fitten · · Score: 1

      Nor many/most of the guys who designed rockets back in the 50s and 60s.

    32. Re:Umm, because .... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Except that most of the time the only people "of that nationality" who are discriminated against are discriminated against because they LOOK like some other race.

      Plenty of the white-looking members of Africa, the Middle East, and even the Far East can get away with walking into the redneckiest bar in west Texas and walking out without even a dirty look.

      And last but not least, "Mexican" is not a racial slur. "Hispanic" and to a much lesser degree, "Latino" I would say qualifies more. It is a term used to describe anyone who looks or sounds Mexican, Spanish, or like anyone in all of Latin America. I find it highly offensive that the "politically correct" term for a people should come from the Spaniards that conquered them.

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      If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
    33. Re:Umm, because .... by emilper · · Score: 1

      It's not racism, it's stupidity.

      It does not even make much sense from a security point of view.

    34. Re:Umm, because .... by Idbar · · Score: 1

      The logical conclusion would be to ban education for all non-US citizens
      That may be a solution, do you think that will increase the population of Americans in technical careers? In my opinion, it's simple because I, myself, have try to convince Americans to stay for grad school, and the answers are all similar:

      "Why would I stay in grad school, if I have to pay for tuition, and if I get a scholarship, I'm going to be paid 30k a year less than what I can be paid at the industry with just a bachelors degree?"

      I think, that would certainly converge to more taxes to allow good students in grad school to be well paid, and I don't know if that's something close to happen.

      I think this is a critical point to many Americans, and believe me, that as a foreign, I've been trying to get them for grad school, and they just refuse to.
    35. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your parents are not foreign, then their parents are. If not, then the parents of your parents were.

      Take a guess, that makes you a retarded 3rd worlder too! If they came from a "developed country", then you are just the retarded son of an incompetent that was not able to keep up in a developed country!

      It's not funny when you think about it that way, right idiot?

    36. Re:Umm, because .... by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      Over here (Netherlands) the emphasis is more on what type of school suits you.
      I have a Bachelor-of-SCience because I prefer to work with things that physically exist.

      People that can work with complex mental concepts will not be challenged by a simple bachelor's degree. They not only want to know how it works, but also why it works that way.

      As long as you make enough, doing something you actually enjoy is a lot more fun than making more money.

      --
      "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. It's the one thing I am indebted to her for."
    37. Re:Umm, because .... by cluckshot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am a programmer who on the job had the task of looking at DARPA's wish list for new projects with the consideration of bidding. I and several others in the company declined to bid because the requested projects were targeted at removing the freedom, privacy and civil rights of our fellow citizens. These projects included looking into how to intercept 100% of all E communications and all Phone and other similar communications. These projects included developing methodologies to evaluate human brains for what they were thinking. I am not against DARPA but so long as major goals are like these, no engineer with morals will want anywhere near the agency.

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      Never Politically Correct ~ I prefer the facts If you don't like what I say, get a life, or comment yourself.
    38. Re:Umm, because .... by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      A+ for the parent post here! This flooding of our graduate level programs with people from other countries has obvious results. Of course the demand now will be to hire these other persons. In doing so US Government security will shall we say fall into the wrong hands. That will not stop the push it will just bring the obvious results.

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      Never Politically Correct ~ I prefer the facts If you don't like what I say, get a life, or comment yourself.
    39. Re:Umm, because .... by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      I need only give you the names of 2 US College graduates and the damage that they did to the world will trump all the good 100% of foreign born good guys did. Admiral Yamamoto (Japan) and Osama Bin Ladin. I wish I could put a cork in the apologists for what is a trade war by the US Government against its own citizens. They tax Americans highly and don't tax their foreign competition. The issue here on loyalty is a serious one. If you fail to recognize that for the most part anyone who choses to be a citizen can be security cleared. Only someone determined to be disloyal to the USA would wind up in the position of the Rail Gun developer. He needs only to obtain citizenship. I wish I could make it clear to a lot of people the depth of the destruction of our own children as a result of this crass attitude sweeping America by our Business community. They are determined to not pay for the country while they loot it. Congress is leading the charge.

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      Never Politically Correct ~ I prefer the facts If you don't like what I say, get a life, or comment yourself.
    40. Re:Umm, because .... by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that I agree with you that the U.S. government has seriously departed from its foundations in the philosophy of natural rights, I have some serious misgivings about the direction you and the GP head from there. Also, because the former is true, does not mean that reasonable people might not think the system has a positive net utility for freedom, safety, and happiness still and is worth correcting rather than being passive aggressive towards. Some of those smart people, as frustrated as they get, still decide to and persevere at working for its betterment and ours from within.

      Regarding your assertion of a universal moral/ethical aversion of smart people to working for the military, that would depend on your particular mores/ethics.
      [snark]
      I see it's convenient for you to temporarily ditch your (statistics of "smart people" indicate you may normally believe them) relativism or utilitarian philosophies in order to pat yourself on the back for being "better" than someone else.
      [/snark]

      Also, by extension of your and GP's logic, we ought never to create any technology for anyone because nearly *any* technology is dual use. e.g. Hitler used IBM equipment designed for census taking to more methodically account for and exterminate his victims.

      Being an ostrich isn't going to help. If we fall far enough behind technologically (not just militarily, but also industrially) history shows us that we will likely be taken over by another nation. See the socio-political situation in pre-WWII China to see the incentive Japan had to invade. Nature abhors a vacuum (except space, and even that's not a complete vacuum.)

      If our government keeps on its current trend of giving security primacy, and drifts further away from democracy this could be liberating. But it seems to me more likely that such a turn of events would be very much for the worse, as foreign occupiers tend to have less regard for those whose territory they occupy. (The U.S. in Iraq being relatively good, though clearly not desirable. Again, check out Japan's treatment of Manchuria for a dose of reality.)

      Also, the internet protocol you're enjoying right now was offspring from a DARPA project. Does that offend your morals? If not, is it the sense of separation due to time the thing which allows you to even get on the Internet?

      But all of this is aside from the actual problem facing DARPA, and really most of DoD. They are mostly a program management shop. Contractors do the work. The government needs PMs. Their management see PMs as "technical" meaning that they need to hire scientists/engineers/etc. to do the work. But there's no opportunity for doing technical work there. So their skills atrophy. So they become less capable of determining whether the government got what it asked for. Later they lose the ability to ask for (write solicitations) for useful things.

      What's worse is that DoD hired like mad during the 80s and those folks are retiring. So they hire new graduates because they cost less and throw them at the PM duties. It doesn't work. The good young engineers leave to seek experience and technical fun, leaving the cruft. And compounding the problem is the fact that DoD is creating another bubble of people with the same retirement date range so this will all circle around in another 20 years. uggh.

      --
      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    41. Re:Umm, because .... by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 1

      A+ for the parent post here! This flooding of our graduate level programs with people from other countries has obvious results. Of course the demand now will be to hire these other persons. In doing so US Government security will shall we say fall into the wrong hands.

      I am the parent poster, and I'm a graduate student from another country. It seemed a little ironic because your comment isn't exactly flattering towards "my kind", i.e. assuming that we're all the "wrong hands".

      --
      An old-timer with old-timey ideas.
    42. Re:Umm, because .... by hazydave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's silly to claim the best scientists and engineers either were or were not born here. What this guy is reacting to is pretty clearly the fairly obvious thing: many of the best scientists in the world came here to do their works. They got the high profile exposure; the peak was certainly around WWII, when we had an influx of German scientists coming over en masse.

      So sure, not every scientist or engineer in this country is "world class"... but most imports... yeah, they are, pretty much by definiton. They come here to work, in a free environment, with native-grown examples cut from the same cloth.

      And I think, given the more recent state of governmental support, this flux of great engineers and scientists is waning. As an engineer(I'm not claiming the "great" title), I want to get my work done. If I have a great idea that won't play at my current employer, I'll move to someone who would embrace it... no problem. Under the right circumstances, same goes with the country... a regieme restricting free thought could make plenty of projects fail.

      And sadly, we've been under just such a regieme these last 7+ years... politics should NEVER have veto power over science, and yet, the Bush Administration has routinely had political drioids editing scientific papers. So there's at least some validity to the claim that we simply GAVE UP our former crown as "the world's center of technology".

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      -Dave Haynie
    43. Re:Umm, because .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up, nigger.

    44. Re:Umm, because .... by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 1

      "many of the best scientists in the world came here to do their works."

      Well, to be more correct, we stole them before anyone else could. Our stolen scientists were better than the Russian stolen scientists for the space program, for example.

      --
      ---- Liquid was a patriot ----
    45. Re:Umm, because .... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Also, by extension of your and GP's logic, we ought never to create any technology for anyone because nearly *any* technology is dual use. e.g. Hitler used IBM equipment designed for census taking to more methodically account for and exterminate his victims.

      Also, the internet protocol you're enjoying right now was offspring from a DARPA project. Does that offend your morals? If not, is it the sense of separation due to time the thing which allows you to even get on the Internet? I'm not saying we shouldn't create technology, but I am saying that I would never sell a calculator to a person whom I *know* would use it to exert unjustified violence upon another person. I believe in self defense vehemently, I just don't think that what the US is doing with it's technology can be called self defense.

      No the Internet protocol does not bother me. Technology does not bother me. A gun is a perfectly fine piece of technology if used properly. It's when the improper use is so blatantly obvious that I balk. Yes, I am one of those "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" kind of thinkers. I will not lay responsibility on an object but the person using the object.

      To sum it all up, I would have no problem working for DARPA if our government would drop its interventionist foreign policy and its Big Brother domestic policy.
    46. Re:Umm, because .... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      It's easier if you've been or currently are armed forces. But if you are a civilian who lived in a family that moved around a lot growing up (or moved around a lot while an adult), it can be difficult if not impossible to come up with reliable contacts for them to check out.

      And then, of course, there is the polygraph and we all know how accurate those are. If you're a naturally nervous person (or just nervous in such situations), that could hold you up for awhile as well.

      The last time I looked into it the time it usually took was 12-18 months and was pretty expensive (for the company). This eliminated me as a possible candidate since the work I had currently been doing was winding down and I needed to hop onto another project. The government was switching to a new system at the time so that could have had something to do with it as well, but some of my coworkers were in clearance limbo for a long time.

      ~X~

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    47. Re:Umm, because .... by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1

      I need only give you the names of 2 US College graduates and the damage that they did to the world will trump all the good 100% of foreign born good guys did. Admiral Yamamoto (Japan) and Osama Bin Ladin. First, Osama bin Laden has never been to the United States, let alone graduated from a university here. Second, Yamamoto was a fierce opponent of war with the U.S., so while he was a key player it's not like the war wouldn't have happened without him.

      I prefer the facts You might want to spend some more time with them.
    48. Re:Umm, because .... by algoa456 · · Score: 1

      Excellent post - you don't want to make weapons. I suggest you contact the Chinese and Middle Eastern nationals and make sure they are doing the same. Pretty sure they will see you point of view immediately. Good for you! Incidentally you have the correlation all wrong. It is between higher education and left wing professors who provide an unworldly perspective. I believe the correlation is about .98

  2. Well... by Aussenseiter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I assume they're worried that they'll be the tragic victims of mysterious heart attacks.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      omg it's kira!!!

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there's always Armstech OH WAIT

    3. Re:Well... by superberg · · Score: 1

      Yours is the only truly worthwhile comment here. Bravo.

    4. Re:Well... by TornCityVenz · · Score: 1

      I'm to busy working away at my day job trying to figure out how to pay off my loans while my money buys less food for my family, and filling the tank to my car takes all my "fun money". So maybe if they really want me all they need to do is ask, I could use anouther part time job. My user name is an email address at hotmail. Feel free to send offers.

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    5. Re:Well... by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 0

      Not too sure about that particular job, but from what I know of working in the Australian Government sector yields:
      1. Low pay
      2. Crappy working conditions
      3. Too much bureacracy
      4. Low respect (Like, say on your CV)
      5. Incompetent colleagues (Because the government tries to avoid firing anyone)

      This applies at the higher levels too.

      ~Jarik

    6. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the very least, they should stay away from Shadow Moses Island, as if their life depended on it.

    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snake!!!

    8. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I assume they're worried that they'll be the tragic victims of mysterious heart attacks."

      Either that, or getting tortured to death by a sick old man with a cowboy fetish who likes to meow at his underlings.

      (technically, nobody from DARPA caught FOXDIE)

    9. Re:Well... by nunya_so_chata · · Score: 1

      uhmmmm... no, heart attacks are FBI... strokes are CIA... DARPA would use something really weird like the HAARP to fry your house or something totally random.... unless they are busy at the moment (which they apparently ARE) so... ok... maybe you are right... nevermind.

    10. Re:Well... by GregNorc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might think it's funny, but as a college tech major, Metal Gear Solid was the first time I heard of DARPA.

    11. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume they're worried that they'll be the tragic victims of mysterious heart attacks. SPOILER ALERT
      It's what they get for being one of the Patriots.
  3. Good Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The short answer... Visit there website. There are not positions available.

  4. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    intelligent and well educated people don't want to work for an organization that supports torture and oppression?

    Even ignoring the hyperbole, maybe they don't want to work for a group who's expressed purpose is to kill people.

    1. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to work for them but can't. Torture is not fundamental to the operation of our government. They may feel it is currently but I have high hopes for them changing their minds in the future. Unfortunately I have a handicap that artificially restricts me from entering even though I am physically and mentally capable of doing everything needed.

    2. Re:Umm... by vilgefortz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ahhh, the moral higher ground. Because if you are intelligent, you must be a caring pacifist, obviously. [/irony]

      If your government is sooo evil, perhaps you should emigrate? Or, dunno, start a revolution? Or perhaps vote for someone else?

    3. Re:Umm... by rm999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not just moral objections, there are two other reasons I can think of that explain why smart people aren't going into any sort of government defense job:
      1. It doesn't pay as well as private organizations. Likewise, it's often not a meritocracy. I worked for a defense contractor, and I found that incompetence was rampant.
      2. Most graduate level engineers/scientists cannot obtain a security clearance because they are not citizens. This puts an automatic cap on any defense related career.

    4. Re:Umm... by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 1

      Nah. There will always be people willing to make a buck in weapons design. Raytheon and contractors pay better in the killin' business. Other government groups are also far more active in college recruiting. In the Northwest the Naval Undersea Warfare Center pays big bucks designing dolphin killers and does a lot of recruiting at midwest/Rockies area engineering schools.

    5. Re:Umm... by quanticle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, don't forget the coolness factor. During the cold war the military invested significant sums into basic research. Therefore the most advanced computers and electronics were often found in a military setting. Now, the military doesn't fund basic research to nearly the same extent, and, as a result, one is equally likely to find advanced technology in a private setting.

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    6. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There could be intelligent, well-educated people who recognise that warfare will always be a part of humanity.

      Their research could go into "humane" forms of weapons or perhaps even robot soldiers. A government would probably be more reluctant to send flesh-and-blood soldiers against robots, which are cheap compared to human lives.

      I guess such research, though still for the military, somewhat helps protect lives.

    7. Re:Umm... by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, the moral higher ground. Because if you are intelligent, you must be a caring pacifist, obviously. [/irony]


      Classic straw man statement. Didn't you notice that I specifically mentioned awareness that many don't agree with me?

      Plus, caring about moral rightness does not make one necessarily a pacifist. I am quite definitely not a pacifist.

      If your government is sooo evil, perhaps you should emigrate? Or, dunno, start a revolution? Or perhaps vote for someone else?


      And now you're making a really sad reductio ad absurdum argument. Or maybe you're just snarking without a lot of real thought.

      There are levels of immoral government shenanigans that would turn me off of working for DARPA, and there are levels of same that would drive me to supporting revolution. They are not the same, and we have reached one, but are still quite far from the other.

      I certainly do vote for (and donate to, and campaign for) people who oppose the current administration.

      There is a point where I would emigrate and even a point where I would take up arms - we are quite a long ways from that.

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      I stole this sig from someone cleverer than me.
    8. Re:Umm... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah.

      There are plenty of intelligent, well educated people that would be fine with that.

      More likely it's

      1 low pay (but not so much)
      2 lots of bureaucracy (sooo sooo much... the bain of smart people and the joy of stupid people or controlling people)
      3 stupid micro-managing managers (see 2)

      ---

      Back after WWII, the government paid "okay" but gave you money and freedom to produce results.

      You *could not* produce the space program today in 9 years. The bureaucratic overhead would smother it (it smothers the current program).

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    9. Re:Umm... by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Their research could go into "humane" forms of weapons or perhaps even robot soldiers. A government would probably be more reluctant to send flesh-and-blood soldiers against robots, which are cheap compared to human lives.

      Conversely, governments would be more likely to send their own robots to war; whether it was against humans or other robots wouldn't matter. The goal of many people is to reduce overall human suffering, not just suffering within their own country.

    10. Re:Umm... by walker9010 · · Score: 1

      To me, at least, as a soon-to-be college graduate looking for a job, I feel like I can a) make more money in the private sector and b) do more good working in the private sector. Why work for the government? There was a time and age when people looked for the kind of security that government work offers...but now either they need to recruit competitively against the private sector or watch their potential employees walk away....

    11. Re:Umm... by vilgefortz · · Score: 1

      I am simply sick of the throngs of Americans constantly complaining about how wretched, vile, evil, warmongering, nazi, fascist, satanic their government is, how it brutally oppresses them, hides UFOs and generally stands in the way of People's Utopia. Perhaps a few decades of living under communism would have given them a better perspective, but I am not sure they would be glad for the experience.

    12. Re:Umm... by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      Even ignoring the hyperbole, maybe they don't want to work for a group who's expressed purpose is to kill people. I don't have a problem with killing America's enemies. Why do you?

      Assuming, of course, you're an American. Feel free to replace "America" with your country, if you're not lucky enough to be an American. :)

      I spend more time thinking about which deodorant to purchase than the plight of the animals that would harm America or her citizens.
      --
      "The fight for freedom has only just begun." - Geert Wilders
    13. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hyperbole?

    14. Re:Umm... by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Even ignoring the hyperbole, maybe they don't want to work for a group who's expressed purpose is to kill people.


      My first job after graduate school was for a division of Northrop-Grumman, doing test software for NATO communications equipment. Now while the purpose of communications equipment is relatively benign, I was able to connect the dots between what I was doing and the ultimate goal: The ability to drop a bomb on anyone, anywhere, with little or no damage to our troops. What I realized was that we were heading towards a point where our military would become so powerful, the costs of military action so low relative to the amount of damage we could deal, ... with such a cheap military option, why would a president even consider diplomatic options?

      I don't think leaving that job will prevent this future from happening (if, indeed, it hasn't already). But I myself in the eyes in the mirror again, so that's nice.
    15. Re:Umm... by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      Yes, what the USA has now is not nearly as bad as the brutal dictatorships and "communist" totalitarian regimes many billions of others have lived under.

      That does not mean it's logically inconsistent to be disappointed with the fact that BushCo is so much worse than better governments we've had in the past.

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      I stole this sig from someone cleverer than me.
  5. Running away... by pieterh · · Score: 0

    ... as fast as they can from a life working for the state?

    Maybe working on the coolest free software project somewhere?

  6. Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do you want to have "worked for DARPA" on your CV? No company with half an active braincell in its CTO will want you, not knowing whether you've really "quitted".

    Twice so if you ever plan to work outside of the US.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    1. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wouldn't that apply to every other company?

      Can Microsoft really trust that former Apple employee? Etc.

    2. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's DARPA. The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. They do research. They don't do spying. The spooks all work for CIA, DIA (that's Defense Intelligence Agency), and NSA. And probably a few organizations we don't know about. But DARPA just ain't one of them.

    3. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by maxume · · Score: 1

      That half a brain cell must be awesomely paranoid.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    4. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      No company with half an active braincell in its CTO will want you

      For better or worse, I suspect the exact opposite is true. If you were half-way decent you would have all the security clearances, personal contacts, procurement knowledge, etc., that a lot of defense companies would pay dearly for.

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      Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
    5. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And probably a few organizations we don't know about Ooh, ooh, NCIS! Weirdly saturated color balances and hot goth forensic scientists!

    6. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Narpak · · Score: 1, Informative

      I guess there is little stopping the CIA, DIA or NSA to recruit someone at DARPA to work for them covertly. But then again I suppose there is little stopping them from recruiting anyone in any position if they felt a need to do so (and it was a qualified candidate).

    7. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you don't want to work for a defense company at all, you're SOL.

      I did a couple of co-op terms (like an internship) at a defense contractor. Holy crap, what an inefficiently run company. I'd rather stick with non-defense companies as long as I can.

    8. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1
      --
      Necessity is the mother of invention.
      Laziness is the father.
    9. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by HiThere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This government doesn't have a good name for honesty. Or trustworthiness. Or consideration. Or not cutting your benefits after they have you signed up. Or...

      Turn it around. Why *expletive* would anyone want to work for it? Including DARPA.

      Ignorance is the prime reason that I can think of. Tunnel vision & short sightedness comes a close second. But those aren't characteristics of the "best and the brightest".

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    10. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, what an inefficiently run company.

      It wasn't just that company. They are all pretty much the same. The people that last are the ones who can reconcile the fact that their real job is documenting and filling out forms describing what they can/will do with the few hours a week that aren't filling out forms and documenting.

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    11. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by AmishElvis · · Score: 1

      that's just what they want you to think

    12. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, they don't do research. They organize and fund research, but DARPA itself does little to no research as an organization. In fact, they must be pretty desperate for people as they only directly employ about 200 people (According to Wikipedia some even call the agency "100 geniuses connected by a travel agent").

    13. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Turn it around. Why *expletive* would anyone want to work for it? Including DARPA.

      Because most people in the business world don't take that kind of juvenile, cynical view of such things.

      You take stories from defectors (or fallout). Often, people who leave a workplace that had not been a good
      fit for them, speak harshly of it. Rarely do they take personal responsibility for the experience. Meanwhile
      there are people for whom it has worked out, who are perfectly satisfied. Talk to somebody who quit after two
      years. Then talk to somebody who worked there, let's say, into an equity position on the retirement plan.
      See how their stories differ.

      When a (governmental or private) institution actually tries to manage things like "transparent accountability" people at the bottom tend to scream about "bureaucratic nonsense from the idiots in charge." Why is it so rare that these entry-level geniuses jump a few rungs on the ladder then?

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    14. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 4, Informative

      Read the DARPA wiki.

      DARPA has been responsible for funding the development of many technologies which have had a major impact on the world The operative word is that they fund the development...

      DARPA has no research laboratories. They have no computational computer network. They are program managers. They are no more researchers than the PHB is a programmer. They are good at moving money around and have a great BS meter. The closest thing to research I have seen in SETA contractors working for a DARPA Program Manager. They do some background work, determine the state of the art, and potential for different research areas.

    15. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by lostokie · · Score: 1

      "This government"? You mean the Democratic Congress with a near super majority? Yeah after the subprime six fiasco being a huge contributor to the downturn in the economy, I wouldn't trust those Dems either.

    16. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Turn it around. Why *expletive* would anyone want to work for it? Including DARPA.

      Well, in the old days at least, it was because DARPA had the coolest stuff. The military (usually DARPA) always seemed to have the fastest computers, the most advanced networks, and the most gee-whiz electronics around. Now, that's no longer the case, and it shows in recruitment.

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    17. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hot goth forensic....wait...what?

      Hot? What on earth have you been smoking man...

    18. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1

      Yeah yeah, I've heard of them. They are the ones who set up research facilities on godforsaken islands where people live in underground hutches and have to enter a sequence of numbers into a computer every 108 minutes or else the world will end.

      No wonder they have recruitment problems.

    19. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Senate is dead even (49 Democrats, 49 Republicans, 2 Independents). If that is a "Democratic Congress with a near super majority" to you, then you must be a typically dishonest Republican.

    20. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 1

      This should have been modded redundant. There were half a dozen users posting earlier that had the same message.

    21. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Tomas_Bakke · · Score: 1

      DARPA is to CIA/DIA/NSA what Q is to James Bond ?
      Q never saw much action, but he contributed to whatever 007 was doing.

    22. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a list of the major agencies (read: unclassified) which have "spooks" of some form or another.

      Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
      Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency (AF ISR or AIA)
      Army Military Intelligence (MI)
      Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA)
      Marine Corps Intelligence Activity (MCIA)
      National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA)
      National Reconnaissance Office (NRO)
      National Security Agency (NSA)
      Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI)
      United States Department of Energy
      Office of Intelligence and Counterintelligence (OICI)
      United States Department of Homeland Security
      Office of Intelligence and Analysis (OIA)
      Coast Guard Intelligence (CGI)
      Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
      Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA)
      Bureau of Intelligence and Research (INR)
      Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence (TFI)

    23. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Don't be so shortsighted... Today's research is tomorrow's weaponry.

    24. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Prior administrations did not routinely cut benefits after people had "signed up". (Yes, I'm thinking military here...that's the big PR point of the government currently.)

      I don't know whether this administration has been living up to contracts that it signed with independent contractors. I do know, because of reading the papers, that it has cut benefits to troops after they have signed up. (And it wasn't a legislative decision...though I haven't heard many voices from Congress objecting, either.)

      That was blatantly dishonest on their part. If you forgive that, then you deserve whatever happens to you. (I also seem to remember that the administration has been slashing the funding on VA hospitals...but I'm less certain of that. If I were considering voting for them, I'd need to check, but as they're already beyond redemption, I see no reason to pore through garage.)

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    25. Re:Umm... because they want to work tomorrow, too? by ao_coder · · Score: 1

      I'd also say that the funding philosophy has changed significantly. Things like the space program and DARPANET came from a time when the government sought to fund high-risk/high-reward programs - programs that were unlikely to succeed, but would have a significant impact if they did. Now the approach is much more conservative, we only fund things that appear to be fairly low-hanging fruit. When a small company demonstrates success, the follow-on work is usually scooped up by the large, beurocratic defense giants like Boeing or Northropp Grumman.

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      The best lack all convictions, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. -Yeats, The Second Coming
  7. Perhaps they have a conscience? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While I've known many brilliant people involved in making stuff for the military, most intelligent people also seem to be anti-military.

    I'm not saying that people are stupid to be pro-military, just that there seems to be some correlation.

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    1. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by McGiraf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "While I've known many brilliant people involved in making stuff for the military, most intelligent people also seem to be anti-military. I'm not saying that people are stupid to be pro-military, just that there seems to be some correlation." The correlation is this: You are anti-miltary. You think you are intelligent. (Everybody does) You think that people that agree with you are also intelligent. (Everybody does) I am sure that pro-military persons think that most intelligent people also seem to be pro-military. Personally I'm anti-miltary, and really dumb.

    2. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by McGiraf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too dumb to preview it seems

      fixed:

      "While I've known many brilliant people involved in making stuff for the military, most intelligent people also seem to be anti-military. I'm not saying that people are stupid to be pro-military, just that there seems to be some correlation."

      The correlation is this:

      You are anti-miltary.
      You think you are intelligent. (Everybody does)
      You think that people that agree with you are also intelligent. (Everybody does)

      I am sure that pro-military persons think that most intelligent people also seem to be pro-military.

      Personally I'm anti-miltary, and really dumb.

    3. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by samkass · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you just offended a lot of people. I certainly did a little soul searching when the startup I worked for got bought out by a large defense contractor, but in the end I can't directly affect whether we go to war or not, but I sure as heck can give our soldiers the tools they need to come home alive. Yes, I tend to vote Democrat and I think the Iraq war was one of the most boneheaded public policy decisions in my lifetime, but I still go to work every day supporting the troops in a very real way (unlike most of those who think supporting the troops means buying yellow magnets and bumper stickers).

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    4. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I've known many brilliant people involved in making stuff for the military, most intelligent people also seem to be anti-military.

      I'm not saying that people are stupid to be pro-military, just that there seems to be some correlation.

      Excellent point and it unfortunately says a lot about our US values, but if you want to have a good paying job in an organization that is pushing the boundaries of technology, then you probably have to work for the DoD, NSA, CIA, DARPA, or DHS. We only seem to want to invest in research and development if it is for the purposes of winning wars. There are other departments that hire many scientists and engineers (Department of Energy), but I am sure that the numbers will show that the pay in those departments, whether contractor or civil servant, is significantly worse.
    5. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by thegameiam · · Score: 1

      Maybe not as dumb as you say - that's a really cogent analysis of the OPs approach.

      I tend to be relatively pro-military, but I understand that a lot of very sharp people disagree with me.

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    6. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by linzeal · · Score: 1
      Well to your point I am ambivalent on militarism as it relates to technology. On the one hand we have truly horrific examples of technology being used in modern warfare to inflict damage on civilian populations. Israel for example has created weapons that are made to inflict maximum "collateral damage" such as cluster bombs and flechette rounds. We also have systems such as JDAMS which have likely saved 10's of thousands of civilian lives and a whole range of non-lethal systems that are being used now and will likely be used more so in the future.

      As an engineer I am appealed at the desperation of the Israeli engineers who now make and modify weapons that serve no purpose other than to inflict massive civilian causalities and create psychological terror. Those engineers need to be held to account same as those who make the bomb vests for suicide bombers.

    7. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are X.
      You think you are intelligent. (Everybody does)
      You think that people that agree with you are also intelligent. (Everybody does) That's pretty much the underpinning for every Internet flame war ever.

    8. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by fizzup · · Score: 1

      There are some people who think that all wars are wrong. There are some people who, I suspect, think that all wars are right. I'm not 100% sure that the latter class exists, but I know some people who have never come across a war they didn't support. That's enough evidence for me.

      I don't think that either of these groups are very intelligent. But, far and away, most people consider each war on its merits and decide if they support it or not. They have doubt. They change their minds when confronted with new facts about the war. It gives me some comfort that most people fit into this class of people: I think they're intelligent.

    9. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yessss +10 Karma for fucking up a post. I love slashdot.

    10. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correlation is this:

      You are anti-miltary.
      You think you are intelligent. (Everybody does)
      You think that people that agree with you are also intelligent. (Everybody does) I never meant to say that conservatives are generally stupid; I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. (J.S. Mill)
    11. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by six11 · · Score: 1

      Right on. mod up parent, grand parent, great grandparent, and buy yourself a pony too. You deserve it.

    12. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was an honest mistake but I kind of found a loophole :)

    13. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Aapje · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with that excuse is that the (expected) number of casualties is a very important factor in the willingness for politicians to start and continue wars. Improved armament results in:
      - More wars started and continued for a longer time.
      - More civilian casualties (who don't get the nice body armor) and aren't counted by US politicians or most of the voters.
      - More wounded US soldiers. Improved body armor has reduced fatalities, but not wounds to extremities. In the Vietnam war, the ratio of death vs wounded was 1:5, in Iraq it is 1:7. Assuming that politicians only care about the number of fatalities, it's likely that the number of killed soldiers will stay at about the same, 'acceptable' levels, while the number of wounded soldiers will go up.

      You might argue that many armament improvements can reduce the risk to civilians, but often there are side effects which negate that improvement. The most glaring example is that due to the advanced weaponry, few opponents are willing to engage the US military openly. Guerilla warfare, (suicide) bombings and terrorist attacks, which are used as an alternative to open warfare, all increase the number of civilian casualties greatly.

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    14. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't directly affect whether we go to war or not, but I sure as heck can give our soldiers the tools they need to come home alive.

      Of course, one could argue that if "our soldiers" didn't have superior weaponry then they might not go to war quite so often...

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    15. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you like a cookie?

    16. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I sure as heck can give our soldiers the tools they need to come home alive. You build troop transports?
    17. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap you're the first person I've ever seen get a +10!

    18. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I still go to work every day supporting the troops in a very real way (unlike most of those who think supporting the troops means buying yellow magnets and bumper stickers)

      So you had a choice between supporting "the troops" and supporting your country and fellow citizens and you chose the former at the expense of the latter.

      You might want to actually think about a course of action that doesn't involve aiding and abetting criminally treasonous endeavors, but that would involve having actual morals and ethics rather than the half baked delusional attempt at reasoning you presented.

    19. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Quantus347 · · Score: 1

      You are X. You think you are intelligent. (Everybody does) You think that people that agree with you are also intelligent. (Everybody does) That's pretty much the underpinning for every Internet flame war ever. Flame Wars come when the last one is flipped: You think the All intelligent people Agree with you
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    20. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by ddumpsterdd · · Score: 1

      Enhancing the algorithm to add political bias:


      You are {X:conservative,liberal}
      You think you are {Y(X):conservative=>right,liberal=>smart*}
      You think that people who agree with you are, therefore, also Y
      You think that people who disagree with you are, therefore, !Y
      You prefer the company of folks who agree with values Z and are Y
      Surrounded by your Y friends with Z values feeds back into your perceptions that Y is related to Z.

      *Don't forget, 70% of Americans think they're smarter than average [if you assume that it should take at least a 1-sigma difference to *notice* at all, then you shouldn't be able to base this belief on evidence more than 13.59% of the time (approximating with a normal distribution)].

    21. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's because the government (the military most specifically) is evil.

      Working for a defense contractor is no better. At that point, you might as well get a job in a factory that directly disassembles people.

    22. Re:Perhaps they have a conscience? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      You and all those other people who think flame wars are a bad thing think you're so smart, don't you?

      - RG>

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  8. More money to be made elsewhere? by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, it's a government job, and the government gives pretty good benefits, but why work as a civil servant when you could get a higher-paying job in private industry doing work under contract for DARPA?

    1. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative

      but why work as a civil servant when you could get a higher-paying job in private industry doing work under contract for DARPA? From lowest salary to highest
      military --> civil servant --> private sector --> consultant

      As for why you'd work as a civil servant... it's really hard to get fired?
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    2. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not only does DARPA not pay very well, compared to the private sector, the jobs are located in the Washington D.C. area. DC is expensive, the commute is hellish, the summers are hot and muggy and the area is very conservative. I spent 4 years working for the government in DC before I fled to California.

    3. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Civil servants frequently have outrageously good retirement programs, which tends to be ignored in salary comparisons. You probably need 40% more salary private sector to match the typical retirement a civil servant will get.

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    4. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by icebrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was offered a job at one of the military's weapons test and development ranges. The job itself was awesome, but the company I interned for was offering 50% more, with better benefits. I wasn't a fan of the location either; didn't like the surroundings and it was far away from everyone we knew.

      I also got an offer from NASA; but I didn't want to live in Alabama, and their offer was only half of what I was offered at my internship company. Plus, structural dynamics sucks, and it was only a two-year contractor position.

      My point? Government needs to offer better pay if they want people to come work for them. Not trying to say I'm a super engineer or anything, but a 33-50% pay differential is quite significant.

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    5. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by sheepofblue · · Score: 1

      It is also hard to get recognized for excellence. The government is busy promoting people to ensure groups are treated equal and in the process fails to create PEOPLE equal. Further I would not want to work for an organization that rewards someone that can barely find their way to work with one that produces 10 times as much equally.

    6. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about A and B? People that aren't put off of it either politically or ethically can make better money elsewhere. To do it and take a hit you've got to believe in something.

    7. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      As for why you'd work as a civil servant... it's really hard to get fired?

      Civil servants work?

    8. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by aquarajustin · · Score: 1

      I second this. As a Systems/Network Administrator for the Deep Green DARPA project (contractor side), I believe that I can safely say that the contractors get to have all the fun.

    9. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the answer. This Anti-Military crap that everyone is talking about is retarded. What do you mean by saying Anti-Military? Do you think we need none or are you against stupid wars and the warmongers currently running the country?

      Without a military, we'd get taken over by a different country's military.

    10. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      From lowest salary to highest
      military --> civil servant --> private sector --> consultant


      I'm not sure about "military", but other than that, note that the order is also from high-to-low stability. When you have a family, you cannot realistically be a wondering gypsy anymore. Something to keep in mind.

    11. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the smart folks are hiding at Google. ;-) Yummy free food and beer on Fridays. Need I say more?

    12. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by endstar · · Score: 1

      There are several reasons I am planning to give a government job a try. I expect to have a flexible schedule that will let me be home with my family more. I expect to be in an academic environment, in which the ideas I generate are valued by more than just profit. I expect my job will not be disrupted by buyouts. Everyone I know at this job loves it. I can't say the same for most of the private companies my friends have worked for.

      Then again, I am just finishing my sixth year as a postdoc, so pretty much anything would be an improvement.

    13. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does the majority of research for the governement seem to revolve around how to kill people?

    14. Re:More money to be made elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, it really only encourages the less skilled workers that really want a job, rather than want good pay.

  9. Because I dont want to work for terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What the government does is terrorism to me.

    1. Re:Because I dont want to work for terrorists? by ThorGod · · Score: 0, Troll

      I completely agree! And, no, I'm not posting anonymously! First Amendment right, BUSH!

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    2. Re:Because I dont want to work for terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, the Bush regime just modded you down! Eat that!

  10. Is this really a mystery? by WindowlessView · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?

    We have a government that for 8 years has tried to outsource as many of its functions as possible to private firms that pay much better than the government itself. Geez, let me guess where smart people are hiding...

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    1. Re:Is this really a mystery? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I think I missed that privatization. Other than a few "faith based" replacements for midnight basketball, and mercenaries in Iraq, I haven't seen much outsourcing of government functions to private firms at the federal level. Implying that the Bush administration are a bunch of free market fanatics run amok is stupid.

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    2. Re:Is this really a mystery? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      p.s. I would LOVE to see a lot more "privatization" of functions that do not properly belong to the government. But that's not what the Bush administration has done. Instead they have presided over the largest buildup of government in world history. I'm not talking just about Iraq, I'm talking about all areas of government, from education to prescription pills to eminent domain. Bush makes Clinton look almost laissez faire in comparison.

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    3. Re:Is this really a mystery? by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be fair, "reinventing government" which basically translates to "hire contractors to do what government employees used to do" was a significant policy program of then Vice-President Al Gore. This approach has certainly continued under the current administration, and it may be causing a problem in this area, but it isn't just a Republican problem.

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    4. Re:Is this really a mystery? by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      Implying that the Bush administration are a bunch of free market fanatics run amok is stupid.

      This one is free. Further efforts to extract your head out of your ass are your responsibility.

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    5. Re:Is this really a mystery? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Its true that government functions (i.e. decision making powers) haven't been delegated to private industry. However, the U.S. government, specifically DARPA has a long history of leaving the implementation of those decisions to private industry. As another poster pointed out above, once DARPA (then ARPA) decided to build the ARPANet, it left the actual building of the network to BBN and other contractors.

      Arguably, the government's recruitment of private telcos to monitor phone calls and internet traffic is simply the logical extension of a trend that has been continuing since the '70s.

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  11. I used to do that kind of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It took a while for me to realize that far too often, it's immoral. Here's hoping that others are smarter than I was, and are understanding that more quickly.

  12. Simple by suburbanmediocrity · · Score: 1

    Bureaucracy and politics.

  13. Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... "all the Einsteins" would do things like implement proper backing up of e-mails at the Whitehouse. Need I say more?

    1. Re:Because... by rcamans · · Score: 1

      A criminal Einstein would make very sure that the email backup system failed mysteriously on a regular basis. Hmmm...

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    2. Re:Because... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      ... "all the Einsteins" would do things like implement proper backing up of e-mails at the Whitehouse. Need I say more?

      Not if a guy named "Dick" threatens you with photos of your drunken rampage at the X-mas party. (The photos answered 2 mysteries: what happened to the Xmax tree, and why you had to use so much Preparation-H for 3 weeks after.)

  14. Likely Reasons by weston · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) It's getting harder to believe we're the good guys.

    2) The increasing view of government agencies as mismanaged and incapable (and the fact that we somewhat consistently elect candidates that loudly proclaim this outcome as immutable and inevitable), and public sector/military work as a refuge for the bureaucratic and dull.

    3) Business politics are marginally easier to put up with than ideological politics and graft.

    4) The private sector pays as well or better, and you probably don't have to relocate.

    4a) Fewer of the best and brightest don't choose technology/research, because it's quite clear our society values lawyers and management more.

    1. Re:Likely Reasons by Narpak · · Score: 1

      4a) Fewer of the best and brightest don't choose technology/research, because it's quite clear our society values lawyers and management more. Or try to start a TV career through the weekly flavor of Reality Shows. ;)
    2. Re:Likely Reasons by linzeal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am just an engineer and I would never work for a government that destroys another country just to rebuild it. They need to bring back assassinations and stop killing civilians to change forms of government.

    3. Re:Likely Reasons by jambarama · · Score: 1

      My one disagreement is on 4a. If the best & brightest were avoiding tech/research flooding lawyers/management - why are so many managers so dumb, where as so many tech people & researchers do smart? Thats my experience anyway. Lawywers I lump with politicians - they're smart, but largely devoid of a conscience.

    4. Re:Likely Reasons by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      4) The private sector pays as well or better, and you probably don't have to relocate.

      This is a good point: to work at DARPA, wouldn't you have to relocate to the Washington, DC area? That place is a complete dump! You couldn't pay me enough to live in that hellhole. Maybe the government should try getting away from this idea that all Federal government stuff must absolutely be located in the DC area, and try locating in more desirable places, and then maybe they'd have more job applicants.

    5. Re:Likely Reasons by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >That place is a complete dump!

      Last time I was there, I happened to stop the car in a really nice looking neighborhood in Georgetown.
      The house was for sale. The listing had it in the $140/sq foot range. It looked like a nice spacious
      house with a decent yard, looked like it probably had pretty good light, etc. I thought, "maybe I've
      been misled as to how horrible DC is."

      Nothing came of it, of course. I have never been offered a job in DC, or even a first interview. *shrug*

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    6. Re:Likely Reasons by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      They need to bring back assassinations I'm sure there's a DARPA project along these lines that you can get involved with.
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    7. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. I think they need to bring back trial by combat (check out Prince Caspian if you don't know what I'm talking about). I think it would have been much better to see George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld with swords fighting Saddam and his two sons, Uday and Qusa. With any luck they would have butchered each other and we'd have been rid of the lot of them.

    8. Re:Likely Reasons by thegameiam · · Score: 1

      DARPA has folks around the country in various offices, much as the other Federal agencies do. However, more significantly, DC is hardly a dump - it's got good parts and bad parts, but I'd put it up against any other comparably-sized city (~500K) and I think it would do well in the comparison.

      The weather does suck though.

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    9. Re:Likely Reasons by mogasm · · Score: 1

      Assasinerd?

    10. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an assassin. The work is hard and can be gruesome and violent. They need to bring back the engineers so we can go back to simply destroying the country and then profit in rebuilding it.

    11. Re:Likely Reasons by namek581 · · Score: 1

      All of those are likely reasons, though 4a is somewhat weak. I was offered two jobs after graduation that were similar in pay, but one was in DC and the other was where I resided at the time. I've visited DC a few times and have two friends that live there. The cost of living is roughly 229% more expensive than my current residence and the conditions are substantially worse. If the government wants to attract new talent, they need to start figuring out that people don't like to work in cramped cubicles, wearing suits, and dealing with enough red tape to completely cover the surface of the Earth -- all for "competitive" pay. The same people can go to the private sector and make similar pay and be able to wear shorts and t-shirts to work, have a lab to work in, private offices, not have to live in DC, etc etc. (For the record I'm an EE.)

    12. Re:Likely Reasons by Javagator · · Score: 1
      The weather does suck though.


      The winters are cold and often icy. The summers are hot and always humid. The springs and falls are wonderful, but short.

    13. Re:Likely Reasons by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      2) The increasing view of government agencies as mismanaged and incapable (and the fact that we somewhat consistently elect candidates that loudly proclaim this outcome as immutable and inevitable), and public sector/military work as a refuge for the bureaucratic and dull.

      Heh. Yeah. Paraphrasing from some other source: "Democrats claim the government can be effective and work for the people, and once elected prove themselves wrong. Republicans claim the government can't be effective and will never be able to solve the people's problems, and once elected prove themselves right."

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    14. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That place is a complete dump! You couldn't pay me enough to live in that hellhole.

      What do you expect? D.C. (Democrat Central) has been run completely by liberals for decades.

    15. Re:Likely Reasons by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So you advocate the assassination of Obama if he became president? Or do you think the US leaders have magic shields around them?

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    16. Re:Likely Reasons by godless+dave · · Score: 1

      Or even better, refrain from overthrowing other governments altogether except in self-defense.

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    17. Re:Likely Reasons by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      I had assumed he meant someone should kill bush, but perhaps he meant foreign leaders

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    18. Re:Likely Reasons by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I would rather governments attempt to kill leaders than civilians. What is the murder of one man against the slaughter of thousands?

    19. Re:Likely Reasons by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Fewer of the best and brightest don't[sic?] choose technology/research, because it's quite clear our society values lawyers and management more.

      This creates an economic mystery. Technology allegedly grows our economy; however, the best paying careers are not technology for the most part. Perhaps the money flows to those best able to *exploit* the technology, not invent it. Thus, shoving more math and science onto kids who don't want it may be a waste of money. Something to ponder.

    20. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could stop practicing that sort of imperialistic foreign policy altogether...

    21. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like they did, so well, in the case of Fidel Castro? Check yesterday's wikileaks /. entry - it's not for want of trying, just want of the Einsteins...

    22. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assassinations just ultimately lead to war anyways. Didn't WWI begin with a supposed assassination attempt.

      Instead all that the assassination will do is rile up the citizenry, give them self-justification for war (whether it existed to begin with or not), and leaves every world leader even more suspectful that a bigger power is trying to eliminate them.

      So by the US not engaging in assassination attempts, at least we have a little credibility to say it wasn't us when when disliked dictator is killed.

    23. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about they bring back common sense and stop assassinations and meddling in the affairs of sovereign countries that aren't even capable (much less about to) attack anyone?

      Here's a hint: you can't force people to be free, they have to free themselves. Support them if you can, but don't do what you think is best for them. Even if you have only the best intentions (and that's a pretty big "if"), you'll just keep on disempowering them.

    24. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus H. Christ. Who modded this butt pirate as "Insightful"? Just another Bush Derangement Syndrome victim.

    25. Re:Likely Reasons by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      First off, it's only called Murder when it's illegal.

      Second, what in the world makes you think killing the leader of a country wouldn't lead to the slaughter of thousands or more?

      There are societies where targeting the leader of a group for death is the norm. Those societies are really fucked up! What made you look at those groups and go "Yeeeah. I wanna be just like them!"

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    26. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assassinations didn't exactly work either. Maybe they should just stop sticking their noses in other people's business.

    27. Re:Likely Reasons by lab16 · · Score: 1

      I assume you are talking about the Iraq war and assassinating Saddam, but are assassin's really such a good idea? Many may say that Saddam deserved to be assassinated due to the torture and oppressive regime against his own people, but that's all relative. What about Bush? He hasn't done a lot to discourage torturing enemy combatant's and terrorists. Would it be okay for some other nation that has even stricter human rights standards than we do try to assassinate Bush? Many other nations in the world don't exactly view the US in the best possible light right now, and relatively speaking, they might view the US as just as bad as Iraq was/is. Many US citizens would think twice about preferring assassinations over conquest if assassinations were attempted against their president, but maybe that's just because it would be against their own president and not because of the moral edifications of assassinations in general.

    28. Re:Likely Reasons by smaddox · · Score: 1

      I agree. We need to go back to cold war and Teddy Roosevelt tactics.

    29. Re:Likely Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ... but ... assassinations are against international law!

      Whereas international law actually sometimes allows invading a country. Stupid, isn't it?

    30. Re:Likely Reasons by khallow · · Score: 1

      Many other nations in the world don't exactly view the US in the best possible light right now, and relatively speaking, they might view the US as just as bad as Iraq was/is. Those people are idiots. You can view the US as just as bad as Iraq was only by completely ignoring the actions of Saddam Hussein. That explains the phenomena quite well. If you are then going to advocate that idiots should be allowed to kill whoever displeases them, then I don't think there's much point to continuing this discussion.
    31. Re:Likely Reasons by TruthfulLiar · · Score: 1

      What makes you think assassinating Saddam would have brought about regime change? All that would have happened would be that his second in command succeeded him. I'm guessing his second in command had the same philosophy as Saddam. Ruler change, yes; regime change, no.

    32. Re:Likely Reasons by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Keep killing them.

    33. Re:Likely Reasons by tjma2001 · · Score: 1

      its all good to say that..but seriously where do you draw the line by who to AssAssInate and who not to. Right now i would say mugabe trumps any list and is probably doing more harm to his own people and to the southern african economy that sudam was at the time in his region before the war.

  15. Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who wouldn't be tripping over themselves trying to get a job with low pay, be saddled bureaucracy, receive no public recognition, have to pass periodic drug, credit and background checks for security clearance, get crappy benefits and with no stock options.

    Sounds like a dream job.

    1. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      with low pay, be saddled bureaucracy, receive no public recognition, have to pass periodic drug, credit and background checks for security clearance, get crappy benefits and with no stock options. Regular secret clearances do not require drug testing. Background checks for secret clearances are also little more than checking arrest records and credit records - they don't even bother to call the references you put down on the SF-86 form. Also, if you work for a contractor doing the same work you will have the same security clearance requirements.

      As for benefits, government jobs tend to have old-school benefits, like 20+ days of vacation and sick time that you can actually use, a pension and good health insurance. Most of the big military contractors don't provide their employees with anything nearly as nice and some of them, at least, reserve stock options for the execs.
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    2. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

      ...a job with low pay ... receive no public recognition ... have to pass periodic drug, credit and background checks for security clearance, get crappy benefits and with no stock options. I realize this is anecdotal, but my uncle just retired from the Army in his early 40s, receives a full pension (try getting that today in the private sector), and now has a high-paying job with a government contractor on account of his military experience and security clearance.

      From what I understand, military health-care benefits are fairly comprehensive, and if you're worried about drug, credit, and background checks I doubt they want you anyway.

      Sounds like a dream job Maybe not to you (or me either, for that matter), but for a lot of people willing to make a career out of it, it's not such a bad deal.
    3. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by Alibaba10100 · · Score: 1

      If they have the same drug requirement as the FBI -that you haven't smoked pot more than a handful of times- then they're ruling out pretty much everybody who goes to college. If they want to compete with the private sector for employees, they need to seriously rethink the way they treat their people.

    4. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Honestly, based on a lot of the really smart people I know, (PhDs in sci/engineering and the like) the periodic drug test might be one of the top reasons. I think something like half (no, I don't have a source - feel free to supply one if you want to make me look good/bad.) of the US population has tried pot, and something like 10-15% are regular smokers. Even if that percentage was consistent across our best and brightest, you'd be limiting the pool of those who would then have to decide if the rest of the things you mentioned were worth the job. In my experience, the "best and brightest" are more likely to occasionally indulge, as they are smart enough to do it safely and effectively, and successful enough that they can afford it.

      This small percentage also discounts the additional 5-10% who would avoid a govt job because their S.O. or close friends smoke, even if they don't. And the percentage who would avoid it due to the distaste of being forced to pee in a cup on a regular basis. Legalize pot, and I bet you'd see more of the best and brightest in govt jobs.

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    5. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      Regular secret clearances do not require drug testing. Background checks for secret clearances are also little more than checking arrest records and credit records - they don't even bother to call the references you put down on the SF-86 form. Also, if you work for a contractor doing the same work you will have the same security clearance requirements. Really? My references were called and to the best of my knowledge, I don't even have a Secret clearance. And the guys I've met with Top Secret so expect that process to take 1-2 years. (Although I think that has more to do with just being overloaded with work recently.) Regardless, it's not really onerous.

      Under benefits I would add paid overtime and not being expected to constantly work 60-80 hour weeks. It's really nice to be able to see your family.
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    6. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by nilgiri · · Score: 1

      If the government did issues stock, do you think it would actually help? Wait, the dollar is kind of like government stock. How's that doing these days?

    7. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      If you don't have a secret clearance, then you probably didn't fill out an SF-86. Not sure what you were applying for, but it sounds like it probably didn't go through the same department that does clearances.

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    8. Re:Hey, who wouldn't want a government job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how many of you have actually checked to see what they offer for wages and benefits but I was just recently offered a Civil Servant position for an academic institution and the General Schedule of salary that I saw along with yearly step changes which included Cost of Living Adjustments was pretty darned generous.

      The offer was MORE than what I'm being offered in private industry and the retirement benefit was pretty sweet too - Including SS, I'd get about 2% * years of service * (avg of last 3 yrs) so... 30 yrs could give me 60% of my final salary which I estimated to be about $140k (in today's dollars). That's not too bad!!!

      They also offered similar 401k matching plans too. All-in-all, I'm wondering if I made the right choice turning it down to go to work in industry. Only time will tell...

      My company's pension is tied to how well I manage the investment which means it's tied to the market - maybe I can do better than that offered by Uncle Sam but I'll need to be darned aggressive. I probably don't need to tell anyone about the lack of job security that I'll have in the private sector either...

  16. Obligatory Simpsons by computerman413 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about a music video with lyrics such as "APRAD nioj"?

    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Oh say can you ROCK!

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    2. Re:Obligatory Simpsons by Welshalian · · Score: 1

      How about a music video with lyrics such as "APRAD nioj"? Oh, that was funny. For the Simpson-illiterate (not sure what you're doing on /., though): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids_on_the_Blecch
    3. Re:Obligatory Simpsons by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Hey, you! Join DARPA!

  17. Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    question:"Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?"

    answer:"Either working for the Chinese government, or global corporations."

    1. Re:Duh? by Dark_MadMax666 · · Score: 2

      I'd like to work for DARPA. problem is I am an immigrant and they require US citizenship

  18. Because DARPA doesn't do research by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?"

    Well, of course, DARPA doesn't do research. DARPA manages contracts with other organizations that do research.

    The Einsteins most likely want to be in the organizations that actually do the research.

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  19. Like the CIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen a story of someone who worked for the CIA and when the interviewer asked her what she did for the CIA she responded that she couldn't say. The interviewer said "Thank you." and never called her back thinking she was full of shit. The same story is in some article about what not to do in an interview. I don't know. How do you handle that if you've done super double secret stuff for the Government and you want to go into private industry?

    1. Re:Like the CIA by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 3, Funny
      maybe thatâ(TM)s what a reference letter is for?

      To whom it may concern:

      This person will be a valuable member to your team, they will do anything, ANYTHING, to get the job done

      Sincerely, Unnamed Government Agency.
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    2. Re:Like the CIA by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Along about the time my brother was getting his MS degree, he was recruited by the CIA for 'junior specialist in 'xxxxxx'

      Our dad (wwii pilot) talked him out of it, saying "well...you can be the absolute best in that field, but you'll never be able to tell anyone about it."

    3. Re:Like the CIA by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >I've seen a story of someone who worked for the CIA and when the interviewer asked her what she did for the CIA she responded that she couldn't say.
      >The interviewer said "Thank you." and never called her back thinking she was full of shit.

      I tend to agree with the interviewer here. Hint: The CIA isn't *quite* what a comic book worldview makes it out to be.
      Very few CIA employees are "spies." Everybody has a publicly verifiable position description, compensation report, benefits history, and supervisory contacts, just like any other federal employee, even for the (really rare) situation where all that is a cover story.

      What bothers me about your post is that the speaker seems to know what's going in the mind of the interviewer. Sounds speculative and fabricated to me.

      >How do you handle that if you've done super double secret stuff for the Government and you want to go into private industry?

      "I come to the table with a security clearance that will take another candidate at least six months and cost you between sixty and eighty thousand dollars to obtain."

      Your resumé can still say "what you know and what you can do", and your CV can still say what degrees you hold, what you've published, what research you've done, etc.

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    4. Re:Like the CIA by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The NSA and the CIA both routinely recruit grad students in certain sciences (and also linguistics majors.) What's interesting is how laughably 'normal' and open the whole process is for general employment. As for "not being able to tell anyone", that's just ridiculous, somebody is making excuses. It's a bit of a grandiose delusion to expect that you're going to be some kind of spy, because the CIA or the NSA recruits you for an IT or engineering career... Do people think the FBI is like the X-Files too?

      Why is a (loooooong retired) WWII pilot any kind of authority on this? That also comes from an ignorant, delusional point of view.

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    5. Re:Like the CIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The CIA isn't *quite* what a comic book worldview makes it out to be.

      I know some people who work for defense companies that do contract work for these super secret agencies. You ask them what they are working on, and they say, "I can't say". You ask them who their contract is with, and they say, "I can't say". One company I worked with had a project with one of these agencies (not my project). We got a memo one time that said every phone in the area where they worked was a "hello" telephone. That means when you answer the phone, you say "hello", and not give your name or the company name. To say these organizations are paranoid is an understatement.

    6. Re:Like the CIA by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      It wasn't any kind of grandiose 'spy' thing, but rather a specialist in some arcane bit of Cold War knowledge and investigation. As far as the 'WWII pilot dad advice', it was just that...advice from dad, who happened to be a pilot in WWII.

      And as far as 'not telling anyone'...there IS a lot of that. You may not know, because those who DO know can't/won't tell you.
      Has all the intel from the Cold War (from either/all sides) come out into the open? No.

    7. Re:Like the CIA by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      I don't know. How do you handle that if you've done super double secret stuff for the Government and you want to go into private industry? It's not just a problem with doing it in the gov't-- most of the actual work of classified stuff gets done in private industry. What happens is that once you go into the black world you stay there. There are even job fairs where you have to have a clearance to get in.

      I work at a place that has mostly unclassified, and some classified work, with occasional things where a clearance might get you into meetings where you can see the details of something that you're otherwise only allowed to see the basic function of. I like to be able to talk about what I do, and I like to point out that the laws of physics are the same in the classified and unclassified worlds, so I've avoided classified work like the plague.

    8. Re:Like the CIA by atamido · · Score: 1

      As for "not being able to tell anyone", that's just ridiculous, somebody is making excuses.

      Umm, no. At a certain level in these organiztions (a level that is pretty much entry level) most of the information is classified. It doesn't matter if it's something so mundanely simple as the shape of a piece of machined metal seen by tens of workers in a manufacturing plant. If you tell someone about a classified topic, you can be put away in prison for the rest of your life, or possibly executed. You may work in the CIA your entire life without doing anything interesting, but you sure as heck aren't going to tell somebody about your work if it's labeled classified (which it likely is).

    9. Re:Like the CIA by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      The argument is that working for the CIA excludes you from any future employment because you will be struck dumb any time you need to answer any question.

      So let's hear from ex-CIA folks who are out of work, huh? Or are they not allowed to tell us about it, ROFL.

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    10. Re:Like the CIA by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >you sure as heck aren't going to tell somebody about your work if it's labeled classified (which it likely is).

      Pretty much everything I touched when I worked in litigation was and is still privileged. I can't talk about it. I can still say in general terms what I did. What people are suggesting is that working for the CIA means you will have the equivalent of a years-long gap because you can't even tell people who you worked for or what your position was. That's plainly false. The idea is to discourage people from working for government agencies, using a faulty premise.

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    11. Re:Like the CIA by atamido · · Score: 1

      While much more rare, there are people in that type of situation. I can assure you that there are people for whom saying anything more about their job than they work for the government isn't allowed (even the location of their work). Granted, not a lot of jobs at the CIA are that way, but some certainly are.

      On a side note, the best way to hear about these things is to talk to retired people who are too old to care what happens to them now. I've heard some pretty incredible things that I've been able to corroborate amongst other old people.

  20. Government Bureaucracy by SpaFF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As someone who works as a government contractor, my guess is it is because government bureaucracy stifles innovation. Most smart minds would rather work in academia where they get more freedoms, less restrictions, and are more easily able to surround themselves with likeminded individuals.

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    1. Re:Government Bureaucracy by shadowofwind · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As someone who works as a government contractor, my guess is it is because government bureaucracy stifles innovation. Most smart minds would rather work in academia where they get more freedoms, less restrictions, and are more easily able to surround themselves with likeminded individuals. I think acadmia is to some degree a 'play science' pyramid scheme. Certain types of useful research can be accomplished in that setting, but for many worthwhile topics its impossible to find funding, and its always a treadmill. Private sector R&D would be better, if corporations were less fixated on short-term stock gains, and more interested in long term investment. Actually the market looks pretty bleak to me for people who want to do real research, and not just publish rigorous yet largely meaningless papers and pad their resumes.
    2. Re:Government Bureaucracy by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Most smart minds would rather work in academia where they get more freedoms, less restrictions, and are more easily able to surround themselves with likeminded individuals.

      Or hell, why not have the best of both worlds? Professors' research groups are where a lot of DARPA funds end up. My advisor at school had DARPA funding for some research into networking for soldiers in the field (as I'm sure many profs had in the late 90s and early aughts). I don't know any details, since I wasn't involved in that, I was working on his other purely academic projects. Which, like I said, is a hell of a deal. Get a decent salary and a large amount of freedom to do what you want from a research professor position, while getting funding from the government too.

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    3. Re:Government Bureaucracy by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the Republican War on Science mentioned yet, and I think that may be the biggest reason of all. It's pretty hard to work for an organization that doesn't care about real science and wants only to use you and twist your work any way they can to seemingly support their very dubious ends. Bad enough when that end is dirty money, but sometimes they have wacky socially conservative agendas in mind. To them, science is only another tool to be used and abused until it's worn out and its reputation spent. Then they discard it like any other trash. This attitude has created a general malaise in all scientific endeavors throughout the nation. It doesn't help much to escape to academia, where you still have to persuade the government to fund research. Nor does it help to run to industry-- who do you think is really running the government?

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    4. Re:Government Bureaucracy by Alibaba10100 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget tenure.

  21. Because.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    - The government is obviously corrupt

    - The government is obviously corrupt and working hand in hand with organizations out to destroy the internet.

    - The government is obviously corrupt and working hard to make it easier for these same organizations to engage in a domestic terrorism campaign via lawsuits.

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  22. Bad Karma by mbrod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Many scientists have wised up to the fact their fun invention today maybe burning the skin off some poor kid tomorrow.

    While they didn't do the actual killing, they do have other options available to them.

    1. Re:Bad Karma by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Nah. Haven't you seen the new Terminator tv series? All scientists are evil uncaring bastards who would happily help a robot into a bathtub of goo if they think they have cracked the formula for said goo and want to see if it works.

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    2. Re:Bad Karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely.

      "[DARPA] pursues research and technology where risk and payoff are both very high and where success may provide dramatic advances for traditional military roles and missions." - DARPA.mil

      "Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!" - Albert Einstein

      To ask why the Einsteins are not serving their country working to build more efficient killing machines is grotesque.

      "Anybody who really wants to abolish war must resolutely declare himself in favour of his own country's resigning a portion of its sovereignty in favour of international institutions: he must be ready to make his own country amenable, in case of a dispute, to the award of an international court. He must, in the most uncompromising fashion, support disarmament all round, as is actually envisaged in the unfortunate Treaty of Versailles; unless military and aggressively patriotic education is abolished, we can hope for no progress." (Albert Einstein, published 1934)

      and for good measure:

      "[...] how violently I hate
      all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to
      shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing
      under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
      - Albert Einstein

    3. Re:Bad Karma by khallow · · Score: 1

      Can you quote someone who actually had a grasp on human nature? Einstein was a great physicist, but that doesn't transfer to human relationships at the level of countries.

  23. I have a BS in Math by ThorGod · · Score: 1

    No one wants a BS in Math now a days. Not even the gubbament's think tank, Darpa, apparently.

    But, even still, when I graduate in 09 with my MA in Econ. I'll have much more lucrative and personally interesting things to be doing. Or Ph D in Econ. school ;)

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    1. Re:I have a BS in Math by jasonmanley · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow you are set dude! Good luck with all of that. A BS in Math and an MA in Economics - dude you have some good fortune coming your way. Enjoy - yes I am jealous but I will not let that impede my ability to wish yu well.

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    2. Re:I have a BS in Math by ThorGod · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thanks ;) Don't know why you were 'trolled', sorry about that.

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  24. Maybe the government should take a cue from google by Bootle · · Score: 1

    and not be evil!

    HA! Try going for the salaries, stock options, and posh work environs first. Seems a little more realistic, no?

  25. Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by Odder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Blame Bush and 30 years of "Free Trade".

    Like the MITer said, few people want to help with a war of aggression, torture and wiretap. The Bush administration has killed close to a million innocent people in Iraq, directly and by infrastructure damage. People die quickly when they don't have clean water, and few have that without the electric utilities and distribution network we bombed out but never rebuilt. All for control of oil.

    We are also starting to run out of qualified young people because all of the engineering jobs have been sent to China and India. If you don't make things, you don't know things and the US has been making less and less over the last 30 years.

    Trade with China and wars of aggression have a common cause: moral bankruptcy. The result is ruin.

  26. Because management is boring by Dr.Pete · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As far as I can tell, from the article, it's DARPA lacking program managers that is the issue. A DARPA program manager allocates money, directs research within a program and decides if a particular group in the program is performing up to scratch. Sure, you have to be pretty well up on the state of the art in a fairly broad range of areas to succeed in doing this but, at the end of the day, you aren't actually doing any research. Working for DARPA is the scientific equivalent of middle management. Who gets into research to do that? This impression is gathered from the giant sample set of one DARPA program manager I've have the pleasure of working with, so I may have a skewed view on the whole operation.

    1. Re:Because management is boring by Octorian · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is what most people here simply don't know about DoD/Gov't employment. The people who work for the gov't in that world aren't doing interesting technical work. They're managing projects at a high level, sifting through requirements, sitting in meetings, and setting up contracts.

      Oh, and they've also taken lots of excruciatingly boring courses on understanding this process. (ok, DARPA gets an exemption from that, but everyone else doesn't)

      Whenever you hear about a cool new DARPA/DoD project, its not the DARPA/DoD folks who are actually doing the cool work. Its non-gov't people working for some company the gov't has a contract with that actually have all the fun.

    2. Re:Because management is boring by AmonEzhno · · Score: 1

      Middle Management?, much less geniuses FOR middle management? DARPA, if you're reading, should hire my left nut as it is plenty qualified for middle management.

    3. Re:Because management is boring by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Not to mention having to routinely deal with higher ups who don't have a clue as to what the technology is, or why they should be funding it.

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    4. Re:Because management is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Setting aside the military research aspect (DARPA funds a lot of stuff that's very dual-use, including biomedical diagnostics, emergency medicine, prosthetics, and stuff), there are bunch of reasons it's not appealing. In no particular order:

      - It's strictly program management. I don't mind doing some program management, and even just PM stuff for short periods, but DARPA is strictly program management.

      - It's very short term. So you better be looking for your next job as soon as you start the DARPA job. Now you have two full time jobs.

      - It's very short term, so if you want to look good trying to get hired for your next gig you can only support stuff that's very low risk. Not really new tech. Maybe new integration, or new application, but you aren't growing stuff from university labs towards finished product.

      - The funding model is huge amounts of money with very near term deliverables. Given how long it takes to staff a project, that means only places with a lot of people ready to throw on right away. So you're looking at working with mostly medium to big defense contractors. There are a lot of bright people doing cool stuff at places like that, but usually less interesting than at universities. And you don't get to touch it anyway.

      - Those big to medium defense contractors are probably where your next job is coming from, so if you aren't interested in being a PM at a defense contractor, it's not good for your career.

      - You probably have to wear a suit fairly regularly. I get to work in a lab when I want, do PM kind of things when I want, and wear shorts and a t-shirt most of the time. Maybe a small point, but it counts.

      - A lot of travel. Some people probably like a lot of travel, but it can make it hard to have a social life, too.

      - Probably doesn't pay as well as similar work in industry.

      - They get a bye on a lot of the gov't bureaucracy, but you're probably still pretty much mainlining senseless paperwork.

      - Powerpoint.

      - More Powerpoint.

      - So much powerpoint you want to rip your eyes out.

      - Security clearance. You get a bunch of poking and prodding and get turned inside out. And it takes a long time. So unless you want one to make it easier to get your next thing (at one of the big defense contractors) or already have one, a big downer. And then you can't talk about a lot of the cool stuff, either. I once saw a guy from NRO do a one hour plenary talk at a big telescope conference. An hour of standup comedy, and exactly zero technical content. Most of DARPA probably isn't quite that bad, but maybe not far off. The guy was pretty good though, and probably could have done comedy if the space surveillance industry went bad.

      There's probably lots more reasons, but even as someone who is technically broad and already spends a fair bit of time doing stuff in areas that they support and doesn't mind managing programs, it's still not that appealing.

    5. Re:Because management is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you are saying here isn't necessarily true. There are government research labs with government employees doing interesting and relevant scientific work. NIST and NRL are two that come to mind, and both have had somewhat recent Nobel winners. DARPA does manage a lot of contracts, but not every government/DoD lab does.

  27. Because they drastically reduced academic funding by davidgay · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well everything I hear says that (in CS at least) DARPA drastically cut their academic research funding. Is it then any surprise that research-minded people ignore DARPA?

  28. Young Techies Hate Bush. by plasmacutter · · Score: 0, Troll

    Young techies tend to be progressive, as progressive as bush is regressive, as such they absolutely hate the Bush administration.

    I sincerely would have enlisted with some arm of the military for the structured experience, but I will not associate myself with the bush government.

    I get the feeling that a darpa under Obama will grow and prosper.

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    1. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by nickhart · · Score: 2, Informative

      I get the feeling that a darpa under Obama will grow and prosper.

      It is possible that DARPA will grow and prosper under Obama. After all, he wants to increase military spending, increase the size of the military by up to 80,000 troops and send even more cannon fodder to Afghanistan. Possibly to Iran as well. Maybe he'll decide to increase funding for DARPA too. After all, regardless of what their PR department claims, the purpose of DARPA is to help the US military. Destroying countries and killing people is what the military does best.

      Frankly, I think most people give Obama too much credit. He's a hawk and he's pro-empire. Electing him isn't going to change anything except the rhetoric used to justify the US's imperial ambitions.

    2. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you don't see the difference between his platform and mccain, you need some serious readjustment of perspective.

      I'm not saying the man is infallible, and frankly that's the reason why I like him as a candidate.

      He's OLD SCHOOL washington, the kind that consult experts and demand substance.

      He represents the possibility of yanking the US government out of wacky-land and back into sanity, where further progressive efforts will at least be examined on merit.

      Of course, my congressional votes will go republican to help prevent another unified government.

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    3. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by nickhart · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you don't see the difference between his platform and mccain, you need some serious readjustment of perspective.

      National Intelligence Estimate: Iran does not have a functioning nuclear weapons program.

      Bush: Iran is developing nuclear weapons, we must bomb them!

      McCain: What he said.

      Obama: Iran is developing nuclear weapons, so let's try some sanctions first and if that fails, bomb them!

      People of Iran: WTF? Is there any candidate that doesn't want kill us and justify it with another lie?

      The differences between Obama and McCain are more about style than substance. They both support using the US's military unilaterally as they see fit. Obama has said this many times. If you believe that Obama isn't going to do whatever he can to maintain and extend the US's hegemony then you are the one who needs some serious readjustment.

    4. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      actually, the truth is we don't know.

      we've been blind in iran for years.

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    5. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think Obama will be significantly different than McCain you're terribly naive. The two parties are playing you for a fool.

    6. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by notadoctor · · Score: 1

      Right, so what you're saying is that Bush doesn't support and hasn't tried sanctions against Iran? I think you need to read some news.

    7. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by Darby · · Score: 1

      If you don't see the difference between his platform and mccain, you need some serious readjustment of perspective.

      I think you've fallen into the trap of thinking that a politician's platform has any bearing on reality. If that were the case, the Republicans would be the party of small government, fiscal responsibility, ethics, and morality. As it is, a few minutes of research proves that they are far and away the worst choice for all of the above.

      Not that I'd touch that sleazy, no integrity having sellout McCain with a ten foot pole, but treating a politician's platform as anything but a collection of lies they put together to dupe you into thinking they're on your side is hopelessly naive.


      Of course, my congressional votes will go republican to help prevent another unified government.


      Which is nothing but a ringing endorsement for the treasonous policies of the last several Republican presidents. One party government is generally bad, but giving Republicans any authority is absolutely a demand that they continue in their assaults against this nation.

    8. Re:Young Techies Hate Bush. by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      I love a good CF comment section on today's hot issues!

      "The differences between Obama and McCain are more about style than substance."

      Here's one thing they have in common that will not change for the better anytime soon; they both fill up their pockets with the monies from Special Interest Groups just like the congress critters do. Our votes don't mean shit anymore. The electoral college will see to that, and whichever of the two asshats who make it to the oval office can continue the tradition of calling bribery by another name. The corporations with the most lobbyists and money runs this country. Don't fool yourself into thinking either of the two major candidates is going to rock the boat and make any real changes for the better in our New Corrupt World Order. Not unless some lobbyist pays them to think that way.

      Good luck, DARPA! Seriously. The only kind of talent you're going to attract is the kind that loves to sit and surf all day on big brother's dime. Anyone with any real skills is not going to waste their time on shitty government work when they can consult for way more, or they are incredibly lazy and have a lot of surfing to do.
      Just get the Big Book Of Super-Duper Hacks and figure China out on your own!

      Okay, you busted me, I myself am now surfing... but my new servers cluster nodes are all built and running without issue. So, surf I may!

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  29. Because they pay crap by yttrstein · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I can tell you why I'm not working for DARPA: Because I can make three times as much money in the private sector, inventing and patenting things that hopefully help people out, rather than you know....KILLING THEM ALL. Pretty simple decision.

    1. Re:Because they pay crap by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally, I have no problem with things which kill people. I own several guns, and would happily use them on people who would do me harm. If we had a country and a government where we acted morally and fairly in this world, didn't get needlessly involved in foreign affairs or start wars of aggression, and only used our killing technologies to protect ourselves from actual, valid threats, I wouldn't feel bad about helping to make those technologies. But the way this government behaves, I don't want to help it in any way. And with the way the stupid voters in this country keep voting for these buffoons, I don't have any hope that future administrations will be any better. So while I wouldn't mind, for instance, making guns to be sold to Citizens who pass a proper background check (hypothetically, since I'm a software engineer), I wouldn't want to make guns to be sold to the government.

    2. Re:Because they pay crap by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And with the way the stupid voters in this country keep voting for these buffoons, I don't have any hope that future administrations will be any better.

      We can't even recount ballots for a presidential election. What makes you think the people actually voted for said buffoons?

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  30. Simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strict environments are depressing. Who wants to work in an area where you can't even have your pda with you, or IM your friends in the real world? Especially if all of your co-workers are stereotypical asperger's-plagued basement dwellers who think they are a lot smarter than they really are (typical government environment in my experience), while being lazy sloths compared to those like them in the private sector. What a depressing place to be for the truly brilliant. Then there is the memorization of acronyms, how to use security containers, the incredible bureaucracy, and legacy shit that needs to be changed, but can't be because it is the sr. guy in charge's baby and he hasn't seen a new way to do things in 20 years. Then there is the utter clusterfuck of how things are done. Project management? Yeah, right. The strict military way of doing things as a repeatable process definitely does not apply to their IT infrastructure.

    I'm currently working for the military on some stuff that would be really fun and rewarding anywhere else, but this environment and the people within it is sucking my will to live. My resume will be back in circulation soon.

    1. Re:Simple. by hercubus · · Score: 1

      ... Then there is the utter clusterfuck of how things are done ...

      your summary of my working life was eerily familiar

      i believe my next project will be developing a new ejection seat for my cube, one with enough force to hurl me through the nearby windows to, hopefully, my brief demise on the pavement below

      knowing my management, it would be deemed too experimental - they'd never fund it

      today's highlite was hearing about how we'll make our map software 508 compliant. in case, you know, some visually challenged individual would care to use that system to acquire a map. blind guy? map? funny?

      fuck it, if i get enough momentum i'm pretty sure i can make it through the glass

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    2. Re:Simple. by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      i believe my next project will be developing a new ejection seat for my cube

      I understand the old F-100 fighter ejection seats were pretty simple and easy to adapt, couple of wrenches and a bit of elbow grease and you'll have one you'd think was made by Recaro. With a bit of judicious circular routing of forms, you might be able to get a surplus jet assigned to you as a company car. Might have more potential than your cubicle ejection seat. Besides, they already come equipped with casters.

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  31. maybe by niloroth · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe, just maybe, people are a little put off by the current administration's habit of censoring and twisting science to it's own political stances. You can only abuse science and technology so long before the people who do the science and create the technology start to seriously resent you. Maybe we will see a change after this election, i don't know. But i hope we do.

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    1. Re:maybe by nilgiri · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I mean, it is one thing if you are a science fiction writer looking to expand upon the what-ifs of science and technological development to philosophize on the human condition allowing us to learn from hypothetical mistakes before they happen, or even just to entertain, but no head of state that should be head of state would make such a person his primary advisory on which he based public policy. He'd be laughed out of office. The people would not stand for it! Oh wait...

  32. It's quite simple, actually. by Arrogant-Bastard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Word has gotten out that DARPA is run by political appointees selected for their blind loyalty to the present administration, not for their intelligence and expertise. The best and brightest are of course aware of this, and few of them relish the prospect of working for a pack of first-class morons who report up a chain of command which terminates in someone far too stupid to deserve the compliment "moron". It's possible that this will change once President Obama takes office and does some serious house-cleaning, although frankly, any institution so badly mismanaged for so many years can't be put right quickly no matter how competent and sustained the effort. It's a pity that this has been allowed to happen -- or rather, that this has been deliberately made to happen -- but that philosophical note aside, the practical impact is that anyone choosing to work for DARPA at the moment really needs a full psychiatric evaluation with particular emphasis on latent self-destructive tendencies.

    1. Re:It's quite simple, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible that this will change once President Obama takes office and does some serious house-cleaning
      BWA HAHAHAHAHA

      There will just be a new group of 'idiots'. Probably even many of the same ones...

    2. Re:It's quite simple, actually. by funkboy · · Score: 1

      The OpenBSD project loosing the remainder of their DARPA grant after Theo made public comments about the Iraq war is a really good example of this.

    3. Re:It's quite simple, actually. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Flabbergasted? The best race in ages, and people still find something to whine about.

  33. It's better to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... at the right hand of the devil than in his path.

    Or, you could live by the sword and die by the sword...

    I'm a bit torn.

  34. Only for americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't get a government job in america if you're not american, it's that simple. There are many smart people but they can't apply for those kinds of jobs since they live elsewhere(canada) and don't have american citizenship. Your loss usa.

    1. Re:Only for americans by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's not the problem. America has over 300 million people (over 10x Canada's population), so presumably there should be plenty of brilliant people within its borders available to work in research.

      However, there's likely two big problems causing all the smart people to stay the hell away from DARPA: 1) they don't want to work for the government, because of bureaucracy, inefficiency, disagreement with current policy and administration, low pay compared to private industry, etc., and 2) American society has consistently made it clear that it does not value science, math, or engineering in any way, so the number of American Citizens going into these fields has been steadily dwindling.

      Personally, I think they should stop trying to hire people with math and science backgrounds for jobs at DARPA, and instead hire lawyers and sports players, since these are the professions that America values the most. Reap what you sow.

  35. ask slashdot for a clue by nuzak · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a free one: DARPA gives grants. Unless you want to be a grant administrator, chances are you don't really want to work for DARPA.

    A little, um, research into DARPA would have uncovered that insight.

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  36. bureaucracy is killing us by rlwhite · · Score: 5, Informative

    No one with real expertise wants to be stuck in a bureaucratic agency, shuffling the papers and attending meetings at least 6 hours a day. I've been a low-level engineer in one of the military's RDT&E agencies (not DARPA), and everyone there who has ever had any technical skill complains of skill atrophy, boredom, and endless unproductive bureaucracy. I was very lucky to get out while I could. One of the high-level managers there had been known to say that their strategy was to bring in the best and brightest technical minds they could and keep them 3-4 years until their skills had atrophied to the point that no one else would hire them.

    If the government wants to succeed here, they absolutely have to throw out all the rulebooks and start over. I've been in project groups that tried to do true engineering work within the government, and it was a resource management nightmare. It would take months to order most anything. Everytime I tried to do something, I always needed something I didn't have and couldn't get for a long time. What we have now is simply an exercise in getting people paychecks. This is the real government welfare system.

    1. Re:bureaucracy is killing us by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      bureaucratic nonsense is just as bad at large companies as it is in the government. the real reason to so called best and brightest aren't working at DARPA is because they aren't working ANYWHERE - they are all still living in academic land chasing soft research grants

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    2. Re:bureaucracy is killing us by Octorian · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a PEO, which makes it even worse. They never admitted they had the employment strategy you describe, but that was definitely what would happen anyways. It works for most people, since most people aren't really passionate about their field.

      Every day I'd come home from work all depressed and utterly terrified of the atrophy you describe. I'm just grateful that I managed to escape after only 1.5 years, and now actually use my technical skills for a living.

      The gov't does have perks, though, like a seemingly unlimited travel budget. :-)

    3. Re:bureaucracy is killing us by fishbowl · · Score: 1



      >bureaucratic nonsense

      I always enjoy these threads. People always want to blame others for what are essentially failures in their own careers.
      They are always "smarter than the morons in charge of them." They rarely tell the story of how they used that superior
      knowledge, intelligence, and insight to get to a career level where they can "fix it."

      Take some damn responsibility for once. I work in a research capacity for a (state) government, and I could also take
      that tack (that idiots in charge of the bureaucracy are the reason things can't get done) but if I did that, guess what?
      Nothing would get done, and this chapter of my career might be a failure too.

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    4. Re:bureaucracy is killing us by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. While there's definitely some large companies with horrible bureaucracy, most of them don't have it nearly as bad as the government, or else they'd go out of business. For instance, I used to work at Intel. That's a huge company (80-100k employees), and while it has a certain amount of bureaucracy like any company, you can't deny they actually produce a lot of real products. A company like that can't be that successful if it had government-level bureaucracy and inefficiency. When I was there, I can't say that I wasted too much time to bureaucracy; most of the time I was working on real projects.

    5. Re:bureaucracy is killing us by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      bureaucracy is killing us

      If you want to know more about the subject, check out my earlier post and some of the links in it.

    6. Re:bureaucracy is killing us by quanticle · · Score: 1

      To be quite fair, though, there are plenty of private corporations that would have done precisely the same thing in the Massachusetts situation. CYA extends into the corporate world as well.

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    7. Re:bureaucracy is killing us by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      if you ever had to deal with the money or management side of things you would be singing a different tune.

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  37. because the gov. is not trustable, that's why by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?

    they realize that this government will only turn their good work into some form of harm or evil.

    plus, they generally require you to piss in a bottle. they start off assuming you are a 'bad guy' and require you to prove that you are not. and that's never a good way to start off. I use that as a screening FOR employers; if they want body samples, I say 'no thanks' and I continue on with the next job in my search. the government loses a LOT of really smart and creative people due to insane ultra-conservative-agenda rules.

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    1. Re:because the gov. is not trustable, that's why by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government? they realize that this government will only turn their good work into some form of harm or evil.

      Yeah, they saw how it went for Einstein.

      plus, they generally require you to piss in a bottle. they start off assuming you are a 'bad guy' and require you to prove that you are not. and that's never a good way to start off.

      I had to piss in a cup and pass an FBI background check (WTFever that means) in order just to get a job at a tribal casino. I can't imagine working for DARPA and having to fill up the cup on a regular basis. Every time I think of working for the feds I think of Snow Crash (Yes, I am a Stephenson fanboy) and YT's mom with the sphygmomometer cuff bruise on her arm. Do I think that's what it's like now? Nope. Do I think it's going there? Yep. Hell with that noise. Private sector FTW!

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    2. Re:because the gov. is not trustable, that's why by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >I had to piss in a cup and pass an FBI background check (WTFever that means) in order just to get a job at a tribal casino.

      They checked your arrest records in all 50 states and probably INTERPOL. That's nothing compared to what they do for "security clearance" jobs.
      People will interview your parents, your parent's neighbors, co-workers for your entire career, people from your colleges, from your military unit, ex-spouses, ex-girlfriends, people you have bought things from, sold things to, you name it. They spend *months* on this. It costs about $30,000 to do. I've been on the interviewee side (background checks for others) and it is simply *amazing* the depth they go into.

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    3. Re:because the gov. is not trustable, that's why by sweet_petunias_full_ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they saw how it went for Einstein.

      I think you're referring to the fact that Einstein discovered the principle behind fission and to his embarassment, people started trying to make a nasty weapon out of it much, much sooner than he expected. He must have later kicked himself for having published anything on that topic - in Germany no less - as the survival of the entire human race would be placed in doubt as a result of what began as a simple intellectual curiosity. To make it worse the none-too-shy-about-genocide Third Reich almost got to the finish line before anyone else, and one of the V2s flying over London might have taken the war in a different tack. As luck would have it, in the depths of their irrational xenophobia they stopped him from doing any research and he fled Germany. That must have really put things in perspective for him. After the end of the war he must have really wished to go back in time and do anything to avoid publishing that paper. In that light one can really appreciate the great stroke of luck that Goebbels *didn't* tone down the xenophobia to the point of keeping him around - they might have finished sooner with his assistance, and who knows what else he might have produced if he had remained a true believer.

      Then again, we might not be around.

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  38. Not enough stupid smart people by DrJimbo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The US is ass-deep in a foolish, expensive, illegal, immoral war. Why would smart people want to use the most productive years of their lives supporting such idiocy?

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  39. I'll tell you why by giminy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I spent two years of my life post-graduate school working at DoD research laboratories, and can say with some experience why Geeks should not join DARPA (or any government research lab). It can be summed up in one word: "research."

    Government labs no longer do the stuff for the most part. There are still some pockets left, but they are few and far between, and shrinking. I graduated with a MS in computer science, with a two-year focus on computer security. I was offered a job in a research team with with a DoD lab and eagerly took it. But it wasn't research. It was contract management. Essentially, I got to read research proposals from companies, and decide whether or not those companies would be funded for their ideas. My ability to influence the actual research of the companies was quite limited. I was able to come up with 'calls for proposals,' that is, statements of new topics that we'd like proposals on from companies. By the time these ideas were raped^Wvetted by the various program and contract managers, the descriptions were so incredibly vague that the proposals received in response to the call were completely off-topic. I got frustrated very early on and left.

    In my exit interview, I asked my supervisor to define research. His definition was adequate. I then asked him if that's what we did. He stammered a bit, and ultimately conceded that we, "facilitated research." We had a very interesting discussion. Due to research project overruns throughout the 80s, particularly with software projects, as well as the end of the Cold War, the Congress changed the focus of DoD research programs. New funding rules dictate that research projects are placed under contract. In this way, if a company is paid to do research and development on a project, and it fails to deliver, the government has some recourse. If actual government employees received funding and failed, there would not be much that congress could do to them (Congress could slash the non-salary portions of the failed project's budget, but that's not very intimidating to the employees when you think about it).

    The place where the 'cool' stuff happens these days is by the contractors. If you want to work on ARPA and DARPA quality work, start a small business and start winning on SBIR awards. I wouldn't recommend actually working for DARPA or a government research lab, though, unless you really want to be a contract manager and not be very hands-on with technology and ideas.

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    1. Re:I'll tell you why by giminy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I thought my original message was perhaps too harsh and didn't offer any ideas on solution. So I decided to write a reply to myself.

      I'd like to emphasize that there are some great people that work in DARPA and the various other research labs. I was definitely fortunate to work with or at least meet with the people that I did during my time in DoD. Quite a few people are technical and smart, and can see some big problems that we're facing. That is an incredibly good thing. I think that, from a human resources angle, the research labs are facing a legitimate problem though: they need people with technical expertise and passion to do a job that does not utilize that technical expertise and passion in a very glamorous way. It is downright demeaning to a lot of people with advanced degrees in a subject to do a job that doesn't involve actually doing the stuff that they studied, but instead watching other people do that stuff (and often doing it wrong!).

      It is incredibly hard for DARPA and other agencies to spin the job in the right way to smart people. My point is that they're going about this whole 'selling the job' thing wrong -- they should try to change the job a bit to make it more technical in order to get people interested. Maybe they (the Congress) could require government contractors to accept the government-employed contract manager into their fold as a department head, paid for by the government. It could certainly be an interesting experiment that might yield a good outcome (which, I daresay, would be research worth funding).

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    2. Re:I'll tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a follow up to your comment, I would add that an extremely talented researcher working AT DARPA would be a waste. I've worked extensively doing contract work through DARPA solicitations and have found that the program managers that get the best results are good managers. They must be very personable, have extensive contacts in the military industrial complex, and are capable of giving the researchers they contract with a long leash. They need to be able to identify critical problems and then find the right people to solve them.

      In addition, as a researcher, once you've proven your value to their program it's almost guaranteed that you will win additional contracts. The best way of thinking about DARPA program managers are as CEO's looking to buy R&D departments. They are mostly just looking for general talent that they can leverage to solve problems. They are not looking to solve the problems themselves.

      posting as AC for obvious reasons...

    3. Re:I'll tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more. I've worked for a couple defense contractors working on DARPA and DoD projects and the gov't folks are just paper pushers. I feel bad for the kids right out of college that start in the gov't. With few exceptions, They will never get to do real engineering work.

    4. Re:I'll tell you why by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      Let's be honest here. Two replying to yourself and getting modded up to 5 again? You were just hoarding karma weren't you. ;)

    5. Re:I'll tell you why by l00sr · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct. DARPA does not hire researchers--they hire program managers. In fact, as far as I know, they only hire program managers (well, and possibly secretaries, janitors, etc.). However, it's not like they're tricking researchers into becoming program managers. The job description is literally 'program manager'; there is no confusing that with a research job.

      Although this doesn't seem too glamorous on the face of it, you have to realize that many academics choose essentially to become managers as they get promoted. Instead of directly doing the research themselves, they create labs, hire legions of PhD students and post-docs, and set a general direction for research.

      I guess part of the appeal of this is that you get to play the role of a "visionary" with the gut instincts to know what will succeed and what won't, which is a skill that comes from experience. For these kinds of academics, becoming a DARPA PM isn't too far a stretch.

      The problem might lie more in the fact that these kinds of academics are often too deeply ingrained in running their own labs to be able to take a 3-year break to do a DARPA PM-ship.

    6. Re:I'll tell you why by dch24 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the insights.

    7. Re:I'll tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience with DARPA has been that PMs help keep you honest. On a lot of programs (outside of DSO) it's hard to come up with any metrics at all, let alone good ones. A good PM can spend a lot of effort acting as a skeptic who is nevertheless on your side. There is real science and engineering involved in this process.

      Good PMs who want to be PMs generally have excellent b*llsh*t detectors and a desire to have things done right, and get their hands dirty, either figuratively (looking at data and analyses) or literally (observing experiments and providing guidance). Whether they do these things themselves or not is not such a big deal; senior researchers are generally in a similar boat. In academia, it is the postdocs and grad students who do the real work, and the PI manages and organizes it, providing technical input at a few key points. In this sense the role of a PM is really complementary to a PI, and involves probably about the same level of technical work, albeit of a different nature (i.e., challenging the results the PI comes up with).

      It is probably fair to think of being a PM as similar to editing a peer-reviewed journal: if you have a desire to improve the community's research output it can be a rewarding job.

    8. Re:I'll tell you why by ezweave · · Score: 1

      I completely concur:

      This is the exact kind of job I'm just leaving (I even know what SBIR stands for... just shoot me).

      I've gotten to do very little original research, and even though the team is filled with great people, it's largely a bureaucracy that decides how much money we are going to give MIT and others.

      Not what I really want to do.

    9. Re:I'll tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See! This is what happens when you don't wear your tin foil hat!

    10. Re:I'll tell you why by giminy · · Score: 1

      I'd be quite happy if this is how DARPA advertises. I can't speak to whether or not it is, as I never worked for them. I can say that I now recall during my pitching ideas to a DARPA PM, he was essentially offering me a job, saying that if I ever wanted a challenging research director-type position, I should consider sending him my resumé. It was quite obvious from his pitch that it would be more manager-oriented. Perhaps some day I shall send my resumé in, when I am ready to relax my typing hands a bit ;-).

      I do know that the Air Force Research Laboratory (one of my previous employers), advertised to candidates that they did 95% of their research in-house. I actually asked to have read access to the AFRL time-tracker database before I left. Somewhere less than 10% of the time billed that year was spent on what is known as 6.1 ("Basic Research") funded projects. I know first-hand that this number was fudged a bit -- there were certainly projects calling themselves basic research that indeed were not. The rest of the time was charged to what are called 6.2 and 6.3 efforts, which are projects already under contract with a company (so program management, contract management). I did feel like I was lied to by the recruiters at AFRL, particularly that they asserted during their presentations that they were almost exclusively in-house research. They seemed to present an awful lot of projects as having been developed internally, when in fact they were researched and implemented by contractors.

      I worked in the Space and Naval Warfare Systems Center, and they were about 10 million times better. Many department heads in that organization encouraged my efforts to do Real Research, and spent a lot of time helping me out. Mind you, they don't have Research Lab in their title. The folks at SPAWAR are awesome in this way. Ultimately, love and a lot more money took me into the private sector, where I happily work on some big problems and feel a lot more productive. I do regret leaving the fine folks in the Navy behind, as I think that work there would have evolved to be very much to my liking.

      One big thing I learned from my time at both of these government positions was that interviews are extraordinarily important. My interview process lasted about 4 hours at AFRL, and did not involve any in-depth technical session. My interview process with SPAWAR was a simple telephone interview without technical depth (this might be explained by my resumé being thrown to the top of the pile by a current employee that I had met at a conference). I now know to walk away from jobs that don't ask programming questions, software design questions, or otherwise challenge my technical expertise during the interview. They probably aren't going to challenge my technical expertise between the hours of 9am and 5pm, either. Alas, I was fresh out of about 20 years of schooling, and didn't know any better then. I guess it's true that Education Never Stops.

      Reid

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  40. Its quite simple actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one has any faith in the US Governments motives or ability to perform anymore.

    Im sad to say it, but there is to pride in working for the US right now. What is left is battered out of you by complete lack of sense and vision.

  41. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by dedazo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We are also starting to run out of qualified young people because all of the engineering jobs have been sent to China and India.

    Well your post is offtopic and insulting to boot, but it would seem to me that the jobs are here in the US. Except of course that most of them are Indian and Chinese employed by IBM and companies like that.

    Trade with China and wars of aggression have a common cause

    No, not really. I'd agree with the wars part, but the trade thing is certainly false. Why do you hate China so much? Any particular reason? You keep going on and on about this and I still don't understand it.

    moral bankruptcy

    That's rich, coming from the guy who has to pretend he's eleven different people.

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  42. Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Security Clearance.

    We're rejecting and canning people because of even the most minor and often ancient of unrelated and innocuous financial transgressions and social relations -- even for the most insignificant of positions in government, contractors and even subcontractors thereof.

    It's asinine. There are senators and congressmen with worse records and credit than contractors denied clearance to mop their floors.

    The process is so intrusive and debasing that many people take one look at the paperwork and simply walk away.

    1. Re:Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. I know guys with TS / SCI who I am frankly amazed are not (still) incarcerated.

    2. Re:Two words: by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >The process is so intrusive and debasing that many people take one look at the paperwork and simply walk away.

      It's also very expensive and time consuming for the company/institution.

      And today, a civilian is competing with any number of Iraq war vets who are much cheaper to obtain clearance for.

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    3. Re:Two words: by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      BS. I have a security clearance, and as long as you're honest they will overlook almost anything. Lieing is the number one way to get yourself denied a clearance. Sure they want to know about your foreign contacts, that don't talk in your sleep, or leave yourself open to blackmail, but keeping those things secret is much worse.

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    4. Re:Two words: by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      What did you do that you told them about that makes you confident they are lenient?

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    5. Re:Two words: by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Heh. Like I'd tell you. Over the years though, I've seen coworkers get clearances despite almost everything.

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  43. Don't pay for cost of living. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I believe most DARPA jobs are in the DC area. As an Electrical and Computer Engineer, I was recruited for many defense contractor jobs. The problem is, they're all in the Washington DC area and pay like they're not.

    Good, recent college EE graduates should be getting 80k+ to work in the DC area. Otherwise, you're underpaying them.

    Cost of living adjustments for my first salary to the DC area showed that I should be paid 100k in DC.

  44. they are in shanghai and bangalore by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and if you think that was a snide comment on other countries having the best and brightest, don't worry about it

    DARPA is still employing them, in shanghai and bangalore

    and so we actually have an optimistic comment here: an interconnected world is a world that doesn't have a need or desire to go to war with itself, that doesn't actually need a defense department. the de-isolation of governmental brainpower isn't the beginning of the end of a good defense department, it is the beginning of the end of a need for defense

    globalization ftw

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    1. Re:they are in shanghai and bangalore by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      globalization ftw I don't think so.

      the wipo copyright treaty (dmca, eucd, C-61)

      the "information sharing" agreements

      the extradition of people from other countries for violating US laws, even though the actions were not illegal in that country.

      and now ACTA.

      A world under one government is not a free world.

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  45. I've worked on gov contracts by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    DARPA may be different, but every gov contract I've ever worked on has been a soul-sucking, process-intensive horror in buildings that are row after row of blue-gray cubicles. No flexibility in hours, no creative work environment or benefits. No bonuses for on time delivery and certainly no equity positions. And always badges. Stinking badges, base stickers, dog and pony shows for the brass, and mandatory meetings for the sheer delight of listening to someone go on about the dumbest things. And never any room just to experiment, try things that don't work, and make mistakes.

    If DARPA moved their tech research to a beach-side resort in Peurto Rico, provided a beach volleyball court and bbq, free sodas and regular hops back to the states, you'd see the brightest and best lining up to work there.

    Hey, DARPA, if you want top talent, call me. I know what programmers and researchers want and how to structure a work environment to keep them interested. Otherwise, best of luck with your soul-sucking land of crappy cubicles.

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  46. We don't have the best and the brightest anymore by Ucklak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I witnessed a state come up with a way to provide free college education to all residents.
    The stipulations were
    A) Had to be a resident when graduating high school
    B) Had to be an instate college
    C) Had to have a B average and maintain it through college

    When the enacting governor left office, the replacement governor promised college for all students.
    The result was grade inflation where the D average inner city kid got that magical B average
    and because of affirmative action, the D average kids got head of the line admission to the universities over the real B and A achievers.

    We see animosity from the educational unions over the home and private schooled kids because their results are better and it's the unions that say that the results aren't fair.

    Political correctness got rid of the best and brightest.

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  47. Naw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I'd rather live in a cardboard box than help Bush kill brown people.

    1. Re:Naw by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd rather live in a cardboard box than help Bush kill brown people. Wow, I never knew Bush had a grudge against Oompa Loompas!
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    2. Re:Naw by boyko.at.netqos · · Score: 1

      Oompa Loompas are Orange.

      Oompa Loompa Doopity Do.
      I've got a Slashdot Posting for You.
      Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee.
      If you are wise, you'll listen to me.

      What do you get when you try to make jokes
      About what you don't know, unlike many folks?
      Confusing pop culture isn't so bad
      But here it can make you seem so sad.

      Why Don't You Just Google It?

      Oompa Loompa Doopity Do.
      I've got a Slashdot Posting for You.
      Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee.
      If you are wise, you'll listen to me.

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    3. Re:Naw by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      That's the difference between being pedantic and not making the joke and sacrificing accuracy for the sake of making an amusing statement, or, in other words, the difference between being funny and being a nerd.

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  48. DARPA is a contracting agency by gatkinso · · Score: 3, Informative

    Most of the R&D under DARPA's watch is farmed out to the big 5 American defense contractors: NG, Raytheon, LockMart, BAE, Boeing, as well as think tanks like Mitre, Rand, Battelle.

    Maybe at one time DARPA was something more, but thinking back to ARPANet... that was all contractors and contracted academia as well. BBN, MIT Lincoln, Mitre all immediately pop in mind.

    (And yes, I am aware BAE Systems is a subsidiary of BAE plc. With the SSA and totally separate financials, it is in all but name an American company... and soon will be totall US in fact as well. Meerkat Salute!

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    1. Re:DARPA is a contracting agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And having dealt with some of those companies (well, just one, but not to name names) they don't exactly have the best and brightest either. I was asked a relatively simple question from someone working at one of those companies:

      "How do you embed binary data in XML?"

      This naturally led to "uh, why do you want to do that?"

      Well, they were replacing a (working) network protocol with XML-based messages. This apparently included things like images and sounds.

      "I suppose you could use BASE64 encoding but this seems..."

      "Excellent! We'll do that. Thanks for your help."

      "Um, you're welcome?"

      The sad thing is that I'm fairly sure from questions I've seen asked, this story is vague enough to cover multiple projects.

    2. Re:DARPA is a contracting agency by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Why would you care why they want to do that? In fact, there are lot's of reasons for doing so, most of which pertain to promoting interoperability between non organic systems. A technology called Cursor on Target performs precisely what you mentioned - replaces working binary messaging with XML encoded messages text and binary - that anyone can decode. Hops info out of the so called stovepipe allowing wildy different systems to communicate.

      Inefficient. Somewhat unwieldly. Not intuitive. I wont even mention CoT TCP squirts (jesus wept). Why would you want to do that? Because it works, is simple, and is easy to implement.

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  49. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by phunster · · Score: 1



    The jobs are in ther US?

    https://jobs3.netmedia1.com/cp/search.jsp?tc=1213836613622

    That's the URL for IBM job postings, go there and you will see that for the most part IBM is hiring everywhere but in the US. Then please come back here and apologize to us for that utterly uniformed statement.

  50. Didn't know they were hiring by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I'm planning to retire early at 50, but, honestly, I could see going over to DARPA or some such to manage or oversee some projects. The moeny wouldn't matter as much as it would to some young guy trying to get a maximum salary out in the private sector.

    I've worked on similar technology programs where the idea was simply to push the state of the art. The other side of the job didn't seem so bad. They get to travel a lot and see interesting new tech. Maybe they should recruit in the 40 to 55 age range. You've got experience and stability there.

  51. Gee that's a thinker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have they tried, oh, I don't know, paying them well?

  52. Not all the way there yet. by Odder · · Score: 0, Troll

    The US has yet to purge potential opposition the way the USSR did so many times. Everything is in place but we have yet to go beyond economic assassination. Mass murder starts when the press is really beat down. We are very close, so watch out. After mass murder comes wars of conquest that will make Iraq and Iran look like Italy's North African wars.

    1. Re:Not all the way there yet. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Of course, the assassination wave of '64-'68 really did its job...

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      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:Not all the way there yet. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Of course, the assassination wave of '64-'68 really did its job... I still think Ted Kennedy is a threat that should have been dealt with

      Secret service tip: Poster is not in the US and is joking about Ted Kennedys ineffectuality, not making a threat.

      I am not the terrorist you are looking for [handwave]
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  53. Great idea by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 1

    Advertisement on playing cards? Oh yeah, that is a sure way to attract smart people. Why not have ads on lottery tickets while we're at it? Why indeed.

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    Karma: Positive (probably because of superiour intellect)
    1. Re:Great idea by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

      Smart people are reckless gamblers. DUH!

  54. moolah, moolah moolah by iamdevnull · · Score: 1

    y work at darpa when you can work somewhere else that wins darpa contracts? actually, i work for a 'research' place that wins lots of awards from DARPA. i would rather work at this place because this place pays extremely well, is located close to boston, and there are a lot of cool people that work there (besides myself!) so y go to darpa, then? and there are lots of places like this.

  55. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

    Who wants to be top egghead in the next has-been, banana republic?

    ZOMG!! We are growing banannas now?? The Bananna species will be saved!!

    wait!!!

    ZOMG!1!!one!!! We are a Republic now??? Long live the death of Facism!!!!

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  56. Oh really ? by Phiu-x · · Score: 3, Funny

    "They too are after you !?!"

    "Here take a beer, and let me talk to you about when I was approached to work for the NSA"

    "Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

    So fuck NSA and fuck DARPA! Now where are my sheeps ?"

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    This is a stolen sig.
  57. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by dedazo · · Score: 1
    Well, a lot of them are. Otherwise the people I see when I look around me at the office must be... Guatemalan? And where do you think the vast majority of these people hired in other countries end up working at? Chile?

    I never said that the positions were being occupied by Americans, just that a large percentage of those jobs is indeed in the U.S. Doesn't make it any better, obviously.

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  58. It's the funding, stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a young professor at a top CS program, I can give a simple reason CS interest in DARPA has waned: because DARPA funding as waned, both in the amount of available grant money and the attractiveness of the terms.

    While NSF grants have little oversight, require few deliverables, and have 3-4 year terms, DARPA grants increasingly have 1.5-2 year horizons, require regular reports and site visits, and have go/no-go mid-term decisions. Furthermore, DARPA projects increasingly want deliverables and seek classification. Thus, while NSF still allows you to engage in more blue-sky, high-risk research, DARPA is interested in advanced development. Not quite the thing academics and grad students signed up for. No surprise most DARPA funding has switched from universities to contractors.

    Most academics I know would love to return to the DARPA gravy-train of pre-Tony Tether days; the funding terms and dollar amounts just aren't there currently.

    This CRA post summarized it well:

        http://www.cra.org/govaffairs/blog/archives/000624.html

  59. Bush has been anti-science by xx_chris · · Score: 1
    It is hard to have a sense of mission when the administration has been so anti-science. I think that Robert Gates is changing this, he being a former chancellor of the University of Texas A+M. But the seven going on eight years of the anti-intellectual anti-science Bush administration has pushed a management ethos into place. Tough to be inspired under this.

    Hopefully Obama will win and change this because Senator graduated 894 out of 899 McCain would probably be worse than even Bush.

  60. Are you kidding? by thermowax · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a veteran of several Federal institutions, both as a contractor and a Fed, I can tell you that there are a multitude of reasons why the government has a hard time getting people:

    1. The hiring process for Federal employees sucks. It is byzantine and SLOW. One of the more progressive agencies was able to bring me on in a couple of months, but another took a YEAR. The average is somewhere in the middle. I had reasons to wait at the time (had to see what was behind that big NSA fence) but why would anyone wait under normal circumstances when contractors/the private sector moves so much more quickly?
    2. The pay sucks. The GS scheme tops out at around $120K right now. There are grades that pay more (SES) but without going into detail, good luck with that. Anyone with solid experience in security/enterprise IP engineering/etc can smoke that as a contractor or in the private sector.
    3. The atmosphere sucks. The government may be trying to change, but everything you've ever heard about the stereotypical gov't employee is generally true. Some agencies are better than others, but at most the fat guy with the polyester leisure suit lives on.
    4. The positive reinforcement sucks. Managers have little ability to give raises or promotions. In some agencies, spot awards are used, but most still view them as evil.
    5. The benefits suck. Is there any other employer in this day and age that doesn't have maternity leave? The rest (medical, 401(k)) are par. The pension is nice, if you stick around long enough to qualify.
    6. The culture sucks. No matter how much they try to change, years of hiring the sub-par have infused the gov't with a culture of sluggish bureaucracy. This will take decades to undo. Also, this is precisely the kind of environment that will drive a decent technical person raving mad in short order.

    Noone who [knows|can do] better would ever work for the Federal Government.

    1. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...years of hiring the sub-par have infused the gov't with a culture of sluggish bureaucracy."

      That's how I think of the Post Office; a dumping ground for Viet Nam vets with issues (because, after all, the VA couldn't spit on _all_ of them, some had to be given jobs so the Administration could look like it cared.)

    2. Re:Are you kidding? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      6. The culture sucks. No matter how much they try to change, years of hiring the sub-par have infused the gov't with a culture of sluggish bureaucracy. This will take decades to undo. Also, this is precisely the kind of environment that will drive a decent technical person raving mad in short order. Actually, funny you mention that.

      There's actually a (rather distant) historical precedent for firing everyone in the government. Everyone.

      Mind you, that would be a rash and ultimately unfair decision. However, it wouldn't be out of the question for the next president to initiate a series of massive layoffs to reduce unnecessary staff, redundant agencies, and re-form the system to serve the people rather than itself.

      The present system has failed, and some major changes are needed. We're now suffering from decades of conservatives blatantly sabotaging governmental and social programs to drive their point across (Amtrak comes to mind as one such agency that's been deliberately mismanaged.)
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    3. Re:Are you kidding? by thermowax · · Score: 1

      It's funny you should say that- my wife is still a Fed- at a very progressive agency, even- and our stock answer when asked how the gov't can be changed to be more efficient/etc is, "Everyone needs to die". Sad but true.

      That, or years of glacially-paced change is what it's going to take.

    4. Re:Are you kidding? by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      5. The benefits suck. Is there any other employer in this day and age that doesn't have maternity leave? Ummm, legally, any company in the U.S. is required to allow you 3 months off under the Family Medical Leave Act (FMLA), but they don't have to pay you. The feds will allow you to use your sick leave for that time to be paid your full salary. A lot of private employers won't be paying you for that time off.
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    5. Re:Are you kidding? by thermowax · · Score: 1

      5. The benefits suck. Is there any other employer in this day and age that doesn't have maternity leave? Ummm, legally, any company in the U.S. is required to allow you 3 months off under the Family Medical Leave Act (FMLA), but they don't have to pay you. The feds will allow you to use your sick leave for that time to be paid your full salary. A lot of private employers won't be paying you for that time off. You're correct; FMLA guarantees you will have a job to return to after taking 3 months unpaid leave to care for a newborn. And yes, the Feds will let you burn all your sick/annual leave during that period so you still get a paycheck.

      In my world, "maternity leave" means "paid maternity leave". Perhaps I'm wrong.

      My experience is that the majority of private employers above a certain size offer paid maternity leave. Regardless, the gov't sells itself on how it's great benefits mitigate some of the other negatives we've already discussed- when, in fact, they aren't that great.
    6. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I disagree with some of what you wrote. I live in a medium sized city that depends on Government contracts and has quite a few Government employees (DoD and otherwise). Lots of good professional employees, including some very good engineers. To be honest, lots of mediocre and piss-poor employees, too. I have also worked for the Government in several other places so I have some experience.

      1. "The pay sucks" - not really true and depends on where you live. At Robins AFB in central GA the pay scale is by far the best in the area for any medium to large organization. Where I am now the pay is even better (due to locality increase) and competitive with industry and contractors. In some places (CA and the Northeast) the pay would suck. I consider myself fortunate since I get over $100K and was not even working six years ago (personal decision to do some traveling for a few years - highly recommended if it can be done). I am getting more than my last job with Agilent and the stress isn't nearly so high (BTW, left Agilent because the whole division was laid off).

      2. "The atmosphere sucks" - again highly variable. Some places are terrible while others are great. I love the atmosphere where I am now. Perfect blend of professional and yet relaxed, at least for me. Although I am in a cubicle I have a nice window (nice view, too) in a great building. Building complex has its own dining facility (two actually), barbershop, small gym, store, etc. Other places I have been were really the pits, though. So it really depends on location (like any large organization). The "corporate" atmosphere is just as variable from place to place.

      3. "The positive reinforcement sucks" - sounding like a broken record here, but this ia location dependant. The new NSPS is attempting to fix this system wide for DoD and I heartily support it. Where I am now has a version of NSPS and I love it. Maxed out my pay and bonuses the last three years - much better than step increases to the GS scale. And I actually have a boss who holds people accountable so the positive reinforcement actually means something.

      4. "The benefits suck." - definately wrong from what I've seen. I get 5 weeks a year of vacation and 13 sick days (no expiration on the sick days - unlimited bankability). Medical is as good as industry at cheaper rates. I get flex-time and currently work four 9's a week to get every other Friday off. Plenty of flexibility for emergencies and very good about giving comp time. Much better than I had with non-governement compnaies.

      What you didn't address, and is very important to many people, is job stability and security. Government trumps industry in this. I know several folks who left industry to work for less money in order to get more stability and security. Where i am at now I can get work in several completely different aspects of electrical engineering (my current field) while staying with DoD and not havinf to move. Or I can stay in the job I love now. Plenty of options with low risk. And the security/stability matter more than finances right now.

      To answer the military objection from many posters - very understandable. I waas not working when Bush started the Iraq war and hated it from before the start. Bottom 10% of all presidents easily (and thats just for his poor economic "leadership" and policies). But what I am doing is hopefully making lives safer and better for our soldiers (and other countries who may buy the product), and cheaper for the tax-payer (which means I should get back to actual work now :) ).

      So I would say it really depends on where you work and the overall leadership at the location.

  61. My dream... by PottedMeat · · Score: 1

    would be that bright people aren't choosing to work for the government because of the sinister ways in which the current government might (will) use their technology.

    That's far from reality but I can still dream...

    At least until DARPA remedies that...

    PM

  62. The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even ignoring the hyperbole, maybe they don't want to work for a group who's expressed purpose is to kill people.

    This is nonsense, of course. In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry. Leornardo da Vinci comes to mind. The problem is has to do with what Thomas Kuhn wrote about in "The Structure of Scientific Revolution". DARPA relies on a filtering mechanism that employs academics. Academics are not open to new ideas that may upset their world view. New Einsteins would do just that, disrupt their world view. They therefore tend to avoid organizations like DARPA and prefer to go it alone. Eventually, new paradigms are accepted and science experiences a seismic explosion of creativity. DARPA would do well to encourage disruptive ideas but, given that the old guard is in charge, I am not holding my breath. We might have to wait for them to die off, as Max Planck once suggested.

  63. DARPA has long outsourced work by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not just the last 8 years. DARPA has long used external corporations to do research and development on projects while providing the management and funding.

    ARPANET (which, as you likely knew, grew into the series of tubes we know today as the Internet) was built to connect DARPA sites, and was conceived and originally built by BBN (still one of the major DARPA contractors). One of the first sites connected to ARPANET was SRI, which is still pretty big in the DARPA contracting world.

    It's not new.

    1. Re:DARPA has long outsourced work by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      It's not new.

      No argument from me on that. As any XBBN person would willingly describe, the company has undergone a vast change over the last ten years. The Genuity years were particularly difficult to swallow.

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  64. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by dedazo · · Score: 1
    Ah yes, "deadzero". Another twitter name troll. Well, if anyone is interested they can go here and read the details, thankfully. I'm not feeling up to it right now. Or just look at your enormous body of Slashdot postings to see what quality pursuits you've been engaged in since you first laid eyes on Slashdot two weeks ago.

    As for the link in your sig (which apparently you're too lazy or ingorant to turn into an actual hyperlink), I'd recommend everyone reads it. In fact, here's a proper link just to avoid cut-and-paste.

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  65. Troll? Maybe. But... by GradiusCVK · · Score: 5, Informative
    Is the parent really a troll? Well, let's try something new... let's evaluate his claims, one at a time, logically and without any bias against his overall position on the issue.

    The government is obviously corrupt Well this must be false, it's been proven time and again that our government is beyond corruption.

    The government is obviously corrupt and working hand in hand with organizations out to destroy the internet. It's quite obvious to even the most cynical of observers that there is absolutely no collusion between the government and any organization that might be seen as antagonistic to the foundational principles of the internet.

    The government is obviously corrupt and working hard to make it easier for these same organizations to engage in a domestic terrorism campaign via lawsuits. Well here the OP just get silly, I mean come on, a campaign of terrorism via lawsuits? That would imply scaring people into following an organization's agenda by scare tactics, such as unlimited, unprovoked, irrational, abusive lawsuits and illegal legislation. That's just ludicrous.
    You guys are right, OP is a troll.
    1. Re:Troll? Maybe. But... by GradiusCVK · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Troll? Maybe. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      noble effort, but this has nothing to do with my post.

      about a week ago I rheamed out a person with a 4 digit user ID for basically calling everyone on /. and the internet thieves, and extolling the virtues of drm, implying liberty was for him and only him as a writer.

      I knew what I was getting into, but nonetheless I did break one of the cardinal rules of slashdot.

      1 - do not criticise apple
      2 - do not support microsoft
      3 - do not oppose the assertions of people with low user IDs

    3. Re:Troll? Maybe. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only i had modpoints.

    4. Re:Troll? Maybe. But... by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      Well this must be false, it's been proven time and again that our government is beyond corruption. Corruption Perceptions Index 2007.

      20 USA
      Lookin' good!
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    5. Re:Troll? Maybe. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4 more years!

  66. Job frustration is probably the #1 problem by david_bonn · · Score: 1

    I had quite a few friends who worked for NASA in various capacities. Their stories were remarkably similar. A couple of them were earnestly working on projects that got caught in some kind of political cross-fire and found their project(s) killed. One of the telling comments was that government service still manages people the same way it did in the 1950's.

    You can work as hard and on pretty cool stuff for a company like Google (or Microsoft in years past) and make a million dollars or more at the end of five years. Your office will probably be nicer, the food is certainly better, and there are quite a pile of perks (like, I don't know, no drug tests and no silly loyalty oaths) that are quite unimaginable in government service.

    The problem is that the people doing the recruiting can't even see the problem: they have probably been lifers and don't have any basis for comparison, and probably don't really believe that Google has a concierge.

  67. US Citizenship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about DARPA but the vast majority of US Military engineering jobs i've looked at require US Citizenship as a pre-requisite for Security Clearance. I would be there in a heartbeat, however, my New Zealand citizenship doesn't cut it for US Security Clearance.

  68. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by phunster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I disagree and ask that you look there again. You will see that IBM is hiring in China, Mexico, Brazil, Russia, etc., etc., maybe 10% of the jobs are in the US.

    I worked for IBM for 10 years - the best and the brightest rarely stay there because it doesn't take long to realise that layoffs at IBM have more to do with stock prices quarter to quarter and politics. IBM is as guilty as the govt and many other companies regarding outsourcing. The best and the brightest beat a path to the exit.

    It once was a great company, sadly they have lost their way and essentially become a marketing company.

  69. You're all wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just where are you going with this Ikea boy?

    "We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars."
    "But we won't."
    "And we're slowly learning that fact."
    "And we're very, very pissed off."

    tyler

    E MC^2

    E = (Wan't fries with that?)

    Potatoes have a lot of potential energy.

  70. Thats going a bit far... by mevets · · Score: 1

    If I make a really cool pencil, and the military want to buy it, I don't think it makes me a 'little Eichmann', as the parent seems to suggest. If I make 'brown people seeking missiles', that is another matter.

    Whether or not you support current military activities, in good conscience you cannot advocate that the military should get second class service. Your conscience will get in the way because you will be causing the death of somebody.

    By the same sword, the talented shouldn't feel an obligation towards something they wholeheartedly disagree with. When the military take on 'adventures', they must realise that they are risking a generation of braintrust if there is little support for their mission. This is the case for any employer, although short of the Pinto, most employers haven't set out to kill people.

    During the 1990s, after a massive victory in the former-Yugoslavian states, there appeared to be an uncommon support amongst techies to be proud of working for the military. That good will, perhaps tenfold, has certainly disappeared. Quel surprise.

    1. Re:Thats going a bit far... by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Another factor is the role of technology within the military. The Yugoslav conflict was notable for how extremely high tech. it was. I mean, we didn't even send in ground forces - it was all remote controlled, GPS and laser guided bombs. And best of all, everything worked. Sure, we did bomb the Chinese embassy by mistake, but there weren't any accidental massacres of civilians, nor any truly embarrassing failures in our weapons systems.

      Iraq seems to be quite the opposite. Here's a conflict in which every bit of technology we use has either turned out to be useless or has been perverted to suit the enemy. Our much vaunted air power is useless when the enemy actively mingles with civilians on a day-to-day basis. Our advanced radios and GPS systems fail nearly completely inside crowded urban areas where dense buildings block signals and only serve to alert the enemy to our presence. The field computers we've mounted in the Humvees have turned out to be buggy and unreliable. Meanwhile the insurgents outfight and outsmart us with technology like commodity PCs and cell phones. Is it any surprise that the military has lost its interest in high tech. solutions?

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  71. Because DARPA is a government mess by 2.7182 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Who wants to work at a crazy bureurcracy like DARPA ? It is an old boys network that is a way to give pork to industry and professors. They've had some successes, but hey that's shotgun science for you. They mostly like to make up crazy ideas that won't work. I worked on a robot project for them for a few years. It was insane. There was no way to do what they wanted - but my university got lots of money!!!

    1. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A colleague of mine got $50 million from DARPA to do something...less than feasible. His institution put up a new building with it, which is the norm.

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    2. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember reading some about some research projects about 15 years ago - DARPA sponsored research into developing miniature flying machines that could fly inside buildings. One of the visual simulation experts questioned, "What do they expect to develop? Backpacks for pigeons?"

      Now, even Youtubers are flying mini-helicopters with webcams

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    3. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by poopdeville · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They mostly like to make up crazy ideas that won't work.

      Sounds like a good reason to join.

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    4. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by Andrew-Unit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sheesh. DARPA is designed specifically to avoid being an "old boys network". DARPA staff are rotated out after 4-6 years -- no one is around long enough to form an "old boys network".

      From Wikipedia: The staff is rotated to ensure fresh thinking and perspectives, and to have room to bring technical staff from new areas into DARPA. It also allows the program managers to be bold and not fear failure.

    5. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by fourthspace · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't DARPA the real founding agency (or at least the funding agency) for the first backbone of the internet in the early 1970's?

    6. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by blueg3 · · Score: 2

      Yes.

    7. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by quanticle · · Score: 0, Redundant

      But it wasn't DARPA that invented those mini-helicopters. They were invented by private companies, who then marketed them to the military, and, as volumes increased, sold them to private individuals.

      By your logic, we should give Arthur C. Clarke credit for inventing comsats and space stations, because he was the first one to conceptualize them.

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    8. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by runexe · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is pretty well established that he did in fact invent them in 1945 - and although many people lament the fact that he never bothered to file for a patent - he would often retort that even if he had, the patent would have long expired before the first commercial geostationary communication satellite was launched (Intelsat 1). The first geostationary satellite of any type was the Syncom 2.

    9. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by quanticle · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I stand corrected... sort of. While Clarke's proposal was fairly detailed, he still didn't mention exactly how any of the prerequisite technologies were to be developed. Now, arguably, that doesn't detract from his idea, but you still have to admit that his idea didn't help get the satellite built. Also, arguably, the idea of putting things into orbit such that they'd remain in a fixed position relative to the ground was obvious enough that, if he hadn't proposed it, someone else would have.

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    10. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by speculatrix · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't DARPA the real founding agency (or at least the funding agency) for the first backbone of the internet in the early 1970's? yeah, and look what a mess that turned into!
    11. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by lusiphur69 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it seems obvious now, but in 1945? I doubt anyone would call it obvious.

    12. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yup. I remember reading about this thing DARPA was doing, where they would connect computing machines at various locations via a series of... "tubes," if you will... to transmit information to each other.

      It was a complete "pipe dream."

    13. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I worked on a robot project for them for a few years. It was insane. There was no way to do what they wanted - but my university got lots of money!!!
      I'm curious what they wanted the robot to do. Maybe with current methods and processing power it'd be feasible. Or, maybe in the near future: 5-10 years. Sometimes the impossible becomes possible when methods from completely unrelated fields are considered and applied. Other times it requires simplification of the requirements or narrowing of the problem domain by adding boundaries.

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    14. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by 2.7182 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      HA! That's what you think. Guess who gets rotated in and out ? People who know each other. Darpa is notorious for being an old boys network. Rotation doesn't fix the problem.

    15. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      I call shenanigans. DARPA doesn't let you use research funding to construct buildings! Unless the building itself is the research project.

    16. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A real Pip Dream, OK, so 'real' might be pushing it.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QStm3ZyzgY0

    17. Re:Because DARPA is a government mess by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      I call shenanigans. DARPA doesn't let you use research funding to construct buildings! Unless the building itself is the research project. This is what is ALWAYS done with giant DARPA grants. They most certainly allow you to construct buildings with research grant money, at least from the big grants. That's how half of the XXXX Center for YYYYY or XXXXtechnology Institutes within universities are made.
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  72. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by dedazo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I disagree and ask that you look there again. You will see that IBM is hiring in China, Mexico, Brazil, Russia, etc., etc., maybe 10% of the jobs are in the US.

    I understand what you're saying, and I agree with you and what the link proves. But you are not understanding my point. A great many of those people who are hired in those countries end up working here in the United States. IBM has thousands and thousands of "employees" working here, for IBM and under contract for U.S. companies. They might have been hired in India and China, but lots and lots of them are working here.

    I should know, I work with an enormous amount of them every day.

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  73. Not just for the military by Khelder · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's true that DARPA is part of the DoD, but the research it has sponsored in the past has given benefits far beyond the military. Examples of things it's sponsored include:
      * Networking (the Internet)
      * Graphics
      * Timesharing systems
      * VLSI
      * RISC
      * RAID
      * Parallel and high-performance computing

    As for not wanting to work there, it's like other comments have said: DARPA program managers don't *do* research, they manage people who do (and really it's more like: they manage people like professors and company project managers, and *those* people manage the students and scientists who actually *do* the research). People get PhDs for different reasons, of those who got one to do research, few of them want to be that far removed from actually doing it.

    1. Re:Not just for the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I don't work for DARPA, I work in a government lab that has worked with DARPA in the past, and you're quite correct that they're mostly a management group. Because the government decided (correctly, believe it or not) that the best research was being done at universities and some innovative companies, and it made a heck of a lot more sense to fund them to do great work.

      There are a lot of half-truths and flat out falsehoods about government employment in this thread.

      There was more graft at the major university I worked at previously than in my government job. Believe it or not, most of the ugly stuff gets caught and comes out in the press. For some reason, we don't like to read in the news about government employees doing their jobs honestly and with integrity.

      I do not research weapons, despite working for a service. In fact, there are very few folks that do. I have helped kill a line of research because I believed the results had a very high probability of being used unethically - not necessarily by the government even.

      I have never had to pee in a cup, get grilled about much of anything, or fill out anything worse than who my family is, where I've lived, and who I've worked for. That's about all it takes for a low level security clearance.

      Friends of mine are assistant professors at research I universities, with comparable education to mine. I make ~10% more in salary than they do. If they get famous and bounce around a bit, they can make way more than I will, but it's going to take them a long time to catch up. My raises are competitive, I get scored on how I'm doing based on a variety of criteria and can do quite well out of it - performance based pay, shocking I know. Folks in industry will make more, in some cases a heck of a lot more. My benefits are comparable to a university, except I don't have to pay to park or use the damn gym. Hours are flexible; basic req't is that you have to be there between 9 and 3, the rest is your problem. If your supervisor's up for it just about anything that adds up to 40 hours a week is doable. Telework is possible.

      I do have more paperwork and more oversight now. That's a tradeoff though; I don't have a tenure clock, no publish or perish, and compared to a private company my job is incredibly secure. No getting fired because a program got killed, no downsizing, no 1% raise while the CEO gets another couple mill in options. I have more capability to work on blue sky ideas than an academic who needs to turn a project around in a year at most to get the pub out the door, let alone someone in industry who needs to show a profit; we plan projects that are estimated to take 10 years or more to turn into a useful anything.

      There really are bright, motivated folks working for the government. Yes, the best and brightest are mostly at universities because there's less oversight. But there are many good reasons to NEVER go into academia, talk to your local bitter graduate student if you don't already know why.

  74. Don't understand what all this flaming is for by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 1

    Why is everyone flaming DARPA. DARPA doesn't invent new bombs or kill people. That is the DoD's job. All DARPA does is try to find the "next" innovative technology and buy it. They INVENTED the internet. The first real internet was the ARPAnet and then the usenet was set out be the "poor mans ARPAnet". They sparked it.

    So what's the big deal. If you want to make bombs and viruses the DoD always has positions. But DARPA has never been involved.

    Just my 2 cents. Just kind of tired with everyone's one sided way of looking at things.

  75. Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My personal reason is because I did not want to see something I developed perverted and turned into a weapon that could kill thousands/millions. I could never live with that or face my maker knowing I had a hand in something like that.

  76. Reeeeal Hard Job by bdemchak · · Score: 0

    Have you guys *met* people that work for DARPA?? It takes amazing dedication and energy. These people hand over a huge chunk of their lives to accomplish this mission, and fight uphill every step of the way. First, let's show some appreciation for them and the job they do. Second, let's ask whether any of us are good enough to do this job. A pretty scary proposition. Hats off to those that do it!

  77. Professionals should be on tap, not on top by xquark · · Score: 1

    It is this mind set that runs deep in government that makes people look elsewhere.

    (btw its a quote from Ashton)

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  78. Ha, no one wants to REALLY help the government... by deamonpainter33 · · Score: 1

    If the government gets desperate enough, they will just start recruiting people from Canada! It's like this... hire a ice hockey player to build your super expensive data center and keep it up 99.999% of the time! I don't believe the work is promising enough to warrant anyone pursuing a position at DARPA. I'd rather find a better over paid position at a corporation or something similar. At least you'll know you aren't the government's personal slave!

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  79. b/c they aren't a research institute themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DARPA doesn't actually "do" research like university or national lab, rather they fund research at such places -- labs make proposals and DARPA funds them. A university physics lab might have a DARPA contract to perform DARPA research, but it's that lab that carries out the actual science, so it's not a matter of attracting brainpower to DARPA, it's a matter of attracting the best and brightest minds to national labs, military labs, and research universities, and then attracting top research places to do DARPA research.

  80. Uh, uh... I don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't pass the drug tests

  81. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, its not nonsense. Noone said all of the best and the brightest refuse to do so, but a non-negligible portion do. I for instance, refuse to take any job that creates weapons, or from a company who's main purpose is to make weapons. I consider it equal to being a murderer.

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  82. C.F. story below by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

    Although it's about a unit of state rather than federal government, you could look at the story directly below this one concerning a Massachusetts man who was fired for (not) downloading porn on his computer. Given how well government tends to work -- more examples of it working (or not, once again) are available here, at GWC -- I'm not surprised that many free-thinking and brilliant people wouldn't be inclined to work for it.

  83. Who'd have thought by beamin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that an administration that aggressively fights and denounces science would suppress scientists' interest in public service?

  84. Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who TF wants the grief of working for Tony Tether at government pay rates, anyway? Lots of better alternatives.

  85. DARPA: Stay away from /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least we can be thankful that DARPA is not wasting any money trying to create its braintrust with recruits from /. It would appear that they are aware that there is no great intellect in these forums...

  86. Because of the big contractors... by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Most of the latest generation of developers, scientists and engineers are very much into self development and self interest not like the previous generation which was into working for a big company for 20 years and retiring with a pension.

    The issue is that most of the big contractors treat their employees like dirt because, you know... they have 75,000 other people working for them who are just like you and they can replace you in a heartbeat.

    I should know... I made the mistake of working for one once whose name I will not mention here. The people I worked with were top notch, but the company itself was as evil as they come.

    The "problem" is the spirit of individuality that my and the current generation have... thank god for it.

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  87. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by ThousandStars · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry.

    This is a wise observation: for a particularly detailed account of one such person, read Richard Rhodes' Dark Sun: The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb . It prominently features Edward Teller, who was the driving force behind the hydrogen bomb even when many of the other Manhattan project scientists, and most notably Oppenheimer, had lost their zeal for weaponry and their certainty that we are the good guys, as the GP argues.

    Note too that I pitched a theory as to why this is a problem in another comment.

  88. Flooding... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pointless, their drainage is too good 'n you'd need, like, enourmous amounts of water.

  89. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Louis+Savain · · Score: 0

    I consider it equal to being a murderer.

    You should seriously consider moving to the Amazon or some other equatorial jungle, then. Be preapred to use violence to defend yourself against some of the locals who might not take too kindly to weird looking strangers like you moving into their neck of the hood :-) . Anyway, just working in a country like the US (or almost any country for that matter) contributes to warfare and violence. What do you think pays for the wars and the weapons? Your taxes, that's what. Having said that, I doubt that most intelligent people would refuse to work for DARPA because of the military issue. There are other factors such as recognition, freedom to work on pet projects, etc... Personally, I am an iconoclast by nature and I tend to go against the grain. The academics who run DARPA would not like my ideas. So I stay away from them.

  90. twitter discrimation against Chinese by New_Age_Reform_Act · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Rolling up a little bit upward, and we can see all twitter's sockpuppets are committing racism against my race. These people need to be purged from the U.S.A. in conjuction with the neo-cons for the new age to arrive.

    Our culture is one of the most peaceful in history, and have little history of waging war against other country (although lots of civil war against their own people. That's sad.) If you don't like things that are Made in China, SIMPLY DON'T BUY IT. There are tons of alternatives if you get your a$$ up from your seat and search. You are like that little neo-con radio talk-show host bitch called "Laura Ingraham" who yelled "Chinese come over to kill Americans" during the Virginia Tech massacre, while in fact, the psycho is Korean. She never offer any apology at all.

    In the New Age, two languages will be spoken in the New World Order. Let me give you a hint. These are all come from Asia.

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    1. Re:twitter discrimation against Chinese by dedazo · · Score: 1

      Posts like these are designed to rack up the karma on his sockpuppets so he can keep trolling. I don't think he's necessarily racist. He's just playing to the liberal anti-globalization, anti-Bush, anti-government and anti-everything moderators, of which there are enough around here to make it worth his while.

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    2. Re:twitter discrimation against Chinese by willyhill · · Score: 1
      twitter is slightly racist (although that's like being a little pregnant I guess). You won't see it every day, but it's there lurking under the sheets.

      The reply to your post below by "willlyhill" (account created yesterday specifically to disrupt anyone talking about his sockpuppets) and the other two are pretty much confirmation of that.

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    3. Re:twitter discrimation against Chinese by dedazo · · Score: 1
      I take back my comment about him being racist. Especially if he's the one posting those "Hitler" trolls all over the place. But the "Hyperbad" thing was nagging me... until I remembered this.

      I would bring to everyone's attention the fact that he has not posted at all in the last two days, which is a likely result of an IP ban for excessive negative moderation. And I'm not talking the freenix account here.

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    4. Re:twitter discrimation against Chinese by willyhill · · Score: 1

      But the "Hyperbad" thing was nagging me... until I remembered this.

      It's from the same link collection provided by zioter and friends. But it's funny that he left the "Hyperbad" link in the body of the JE.

      I would bring to everyone's attention the fact that he has not posted at all in the last two days

      He has. He posted with the Mactrope sock yesterday. Doesn't mean much, though. He could have two IP addresses available and only troll from one.

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  91. In the Defense Industry..... by New_Age_Reform_Act · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Only white, black and may be Hispanics are considered "Real Americans" and get promoted, no matter their performance. People who are in none of those above described race (i.e. Indians, Chinese), even born in U.S., are considered "Non American" and the glass ceiling is on you, no matter how hard you work. You can't fight. This is their culture.

    And if you got promoted in the rare case, chances are a scapegoat are waiting for you. You will be the first one to go to jail if something happens, even you are not related.

    There is no need to fight. There are many opportunities in non-Defense related field.

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  92. A no brainer by Orleron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Let's see.... be a scientist in industry. Start at 70k, and work your way up to Director making 140k in 5 to 10 years. After another 5 to 10 years, get to be VP of Research making somewhere between 150 and 300k, depending on the company. OR Go to work for government. Start at what? 30 to 40k? Work your way up to some upper level of government official doing research at what? 100k tops, maybe, if that? (And have it take about 20 years to get there?) You might get a pension from the government after that time and then get a real job making money while collecting your pension, but who wants to wait until they are 40 to start their life? Also, I've been wondering. How come all posts that call America nasty names, like terrorist, get modded up, but those that defend it in some way get modded down? Is /. really that far to the Left by and large?

  93. I will give you the reasons by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

    It has to do with my (rejected) Slashdot submission:
    http://it.slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&id=718461

    The military and most organizations are NOT looking for intelligent people; they are looking for Yes-Men who appear intelligent (people who talk the talk and walk the walk of Management). This excludes Geeks, and any independent type thinker. People who make it to the managerial levels of DARPA and ANY organization will ALWAYS have their psychological preferences suited to the lowest common denominator of "intellectual".

    If you can "Sales" your way to the top of Management (or Human Resources Management) then you are looking for somebody like yourself (a Sales Person); and NOT an intellectual who challenges bad assumptions or procedures. People in bureaucratic structures like DARPA want TEAM PLAYERS and not thoughtful folk who will question and analyze things only to discover that systems designed and administered by a potential superior are inadequate or defective. DARPA (and all other bureaucratic organizations) want committee meetings and group hugs; intellectuals and problem solvers want results (despite the social euphoria of working in an Office with free coffee and all the other perks).

    There is a distinct divide between what organizations WANT and what they get. This is because their social biases and academic lameness propelled them to the position they are in. In this respect I'm talking about eagles fly with eagles and worms wiggle with worms. People only hire who they appreciate. People who are intelligent enough to know better don't even bother wasting their time trying to apply to places like DARPA.

  94. I'll give you some clues ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't peculiar to DARPA. It's a problem for most government scientific institutions.

    1) They're earning one heck of a lot more money and doing more actual research working in industry, especially for military industries, which seem to be doing a booming business lately;

    2) They're flipping burgers in McDonalds (or other lower-pay jobs) because even though the pay is better they don't want to work for the military or by proxy in defense industries;

    3) They're in other countries where science and technology is highly valued all through the education system, instead of being more time-consuming, more difficult, and in the end less financially rewarding or socially respected compared to getting a degree in, say, business management or law (i.e. losing smart people to other professions entirely, or other countries).

    What DARPA is seeing is the culmination of a couple of decades of education underfunding and the consistent rewarding of people for being able to BS and spin their way to the top rather than solve tough scientific problems. It may be important, but the skill is undervalued. In addition, the problem is made more acute by including a few years of questionably-justified warfare and contracting out as much as possible. Then there are the layers and layers of bureaucratic overhead. Smart people want to do research, not endless paperwork.

    In other words, you reap what you sow.

    In the long run all those lab shutdowns and contracting out doesn't seem to work as well as the accountants said it would, eh?

    I can't believe any of the smart people left at DARPA can't figure it out. More likely they can figure it out, but their management or political appointees are in denial and want to keep collecting their inflated paycheques while goading along the few remaining drones working in sector 7G until they retire.

    Government labs *can* be great places to work, but it usually in spite of the system rather than because of it.

  95. Re:We don't have the best and the brightest anymor by icebrain · · Score: 1

    HOPE should be withheld until after the first semester or two of college, with "back pay" if the student does maintain the B. That would weed out a lot of the kids who couldn't really hack it.

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  96. Management Competence by weston · · Score: 1

    - why are so many managers so dumb, where as so many tech people & researchers do smart?

    My theory is that it really has less to do with a lack of innate intelligence in management -- I've known and know some who are quite intelligent.

    I think it often appears that management is unintelligent because:

    (1) The Peter Principle is at least partly true.

    (2) Management education (and culture) doesn't refine the same kind of intelligence that engineering/tech does (mitigated in some programs which have a harder side of it which emphasizes real economic quantitative skills). Strongly detailed domain knowledge isn't a big part of things (and formalism is either absent or ridiculously static). Managers trained this way and shaped by that culture are going to end up with big blind spots unless they have (a) native gifts that counterbalance the problem or (b) real domain-specific training or (c) cultivate relationships of trust with people who have domain knowledge and can give them good advice (which is NOT necessarily a large subset of people working in the field :). In practice I think even many smart managers don't do (a) and (b) and hit and miss with (c). Hence lots of sub-optimal (and even stupid) decisions.

    It's worth mentioning that engineers and other tech folks often have blind spots too. I've had the chance to step into account and project management roles dead cold, and find out first hand that what I think a lot of us would call "soft skills" are real and can be non-trivial to acquire. And I'm sometimes envious of some of the DIY ability accountants and lawyers have when dealing with systems which, like it or not, are a big part of operating in an economy in a modern state -- a good chunk of management does have significant domain knowledge here.

    Ultimately I wonder if the problem has a lot to do with sociological/organizational roles and identity issues. I think you could cross a few things Ironically, this is one domain in which management is supposed to excel...

  97. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by mako1138 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, what do weapons have to do with scientific revolutions?

    Wernher von Braun and J. Robert Oppenheimer would be my examples of weapons scientists, but scientists can be pacifists, too. Joseph Rotblat quit the Manhattan project, and later received a Nobel for his efforts to encourage disarmament. Linus Pauling had a change of heart after WWII and spoke out against nuclear testing, among other things. And I think that if you talk to people today, many will express reservations about working for the military-industrial complex.

    Regarding world views, Einstein had the "right" world view for the theories of relativity. However, his world view could not accommodate quantum mechanics. Despite facilitating a paradigm shift in one area of theory, Einstein was unable to accept a different shift in a different area.

    I disagree that "academics are not open to new ideas". The problem these days is that there are very few "disruptive" ideas. There are few new theories worth exploring; we are mostly nailing down the outer reaches of existing ones, and discovering that what we have got works extremely well. Every scientist wants to push the envelope. After all, scientists are rewarded with Nobel prizes for radically shifting our understanding of nature.

    We live in a post-Kuhn era, where the phrase "paradigm shift" is cliché. Scientists are well acquainted with his ideas, whether explicitly or implicitly. The last thing we need is a bunch of people telling us that we're locked into our paradigms, because it's simply not true. When the LHC starts up, everyone is hoping that new physics will be found, because accumulating more data to reinforce existing theories is not terribly exciting.

  98. DARPA is a Place? by coaxial · · Score: 1

    DARPA is a place? Really? Hell, I thought everyone just got their DARPA grant, and went on doing whatever it is their doing. A la an NSF grant.

  99. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by lostokie · · Score: 1

    What do US military interrogators do that is worse than half the some EU/Japanese/Chinese/lots of industrialized police interrogators?

  100. Why don't you ask me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the drug test, man. I thought it was all about how much you can take.

    Geez, it's the federal government. When will they do this right??

  101. benefits are still good by ProfBooty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work for the DOC and our pay scale tops out at 149k. You can work plenty of overtime, so you have gs 5-9's hitting the 149k ceiling and we have comp time which is great if you like to travel. The govt also pays for law school and just about any other education you want. We have a quota, so the more hours you work of comptime/ot your quota increases.

    You need to work 5 years to get a pension (1% of your salary per year for your three year high, i think you can collect it when you turn 62).

    You get plenty of vacation and sick leave, accumulate 4 hours every 2 weeks, 6 after 3 years, and 8 hours after 15.

    Flex schedule. Basically you can work your 80 hours any way you want in a 2 week span.

    Nearly 100% telework. Still have to come in 1 hour a week, but wanna live out in NYC and come in for an hour to the DC area, you can.

    Managers don't have enough tools to retain people. You are dead on about positive renforcement.

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  102. Umm because its the government? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Many of the 'brightest' don't want to work for the government, for various reasons.

    Some of these reasons are practical ( less income then in the private sector, tho more secure... ) others are more personal and moralistic.

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  103. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I worked for IBM for 10 years - the best and the brightest rarely stay there because it doesn't take long to realise that layoffs at IBM have more to do with stock prices quarter to quarter and politics.
    Along with the difficulty in the programming/it sector, other "knowledge based" sectors are now rapidly downsizing. The media has essentially refused to report on how bad the situation is for scientists in the U.S. with advanced degrees. Either you get a job as a professor (and there are 350-400 applicants per opening in some cases) or you work as a lifelong postdoc at 29k or you leave science. Now drug development has moved overseas; exchange rates are so messed up that 15k will let you live reasonably well in most of these countries, so American workers can't compete.
  104. perhaps the don't want to make killing machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you kill women and children?

    It is easy, you just lead them less.

    Or make a robot to do it for you.

  105. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

    The last thing we need is a bunch of people telling us that we're locked into our paradigms, because it's simply not true.

    Yeah, I know. This is precisely the sort of smug complacency that Kuhn warned us about. There are plenty of people who disagree with you. The truth is that the paradigms keep on shifting in a revolutionary way, like they always do. Indeed, I believe that the fields of physics and computer science are ripe for a few disruptive changes of their own in the not too distant future. Ever since the arpanet (DARPA funded, mind you) took off and changed into the internet that we know today, we've been living in a much more rapidly changing world. Disruptive technologies are bound to emerge from places other than academia. DARPA would do well to keep its eyes open.

  106. Einstein was a pacifist. by DoctorNathaniel · · Score: 1

    DARPA develops, amongst other things, weapons - lethal, nonlethal, economic, social, etc.

    Einstein was a pacifist, more or less. He wound up deeply regretting his tangential involvement in the Manhattan project.

    I work in nuclear physics and related fields, but I would never consider working to build weapons.

  107. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Vancorps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Violate the law that they are sworn to protect perhaps?

    The constitution is supposed to protect people from government abuse but right now it is getting trampled and shown very little respect.

    Personally I think it's a sad day when we have to give up our high ground because our enemy is so strong that our principles will prevent us from winning the day.

    I find it strange how we act like that's the case even though the "enemy" is extraordinarily weak.

    Just because they do it, is not a reason for us to do it.

  108. People don't want to work for terrorists by vandan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's simple really. People who are smart enough to be useful are smart enough to know not to work for terrorists.

  109. google for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...operation paperclip. The DOD (or state department blackops) will hire, overt or covert, anyone if they really need them, and laws are for those "other people". The regular military uses any number of foreign born as well.

    1. Re:google for... by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 1

      Paperclip involved an extraordinary circumstance which is not the scenario given here. DARPA is putting out a now hiring sign, not stealing people across barbed wire borders. The modern world is a much different place from that time, and today, foreign born US citizens are treated by high level projects such as these as second class citizens. Don't believe it? Then convince DARPA to hire rail gun guy. Anyone who can build rail guns and lasers on a low budget along with documenting and detailing his projects should be considered as a prime prospect for a DARPA job.

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  110. Because the private sector pays more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in the DC area and in doing some research on the job market in the area, the government is just not willing to pay what the private sector does. This is especially a problem with the cost of living being so high in this part of the country.

  111. Kuhn, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is has to do with what Thomas Kuhn wrote about in "The Structure of Scientific Revolution". Kuhn's ideas on the nature of scientific progress aren't exactly broadly accepted in the scientific community. His assertion that science progresses via 'paradigm shifts' from one framework to another entirely incommensurable and logically unrelated framework - instead of by building upon previous knowledge - is directly contrary to how scientists will tell you science is done. Kuhn may be popular with the so called 'philosophers' of science, but not too many actual scientists have much use for him or many of his ideas.

    DARPA relies on a filtering mechanism that employs academics. Academics are not open to new ideas that may upset their world view. New Einsteins would do just that, disrupt their world view. Name me a single notable scientist of the modern era who wasn't trained in academia. Scientists don't spring forth from the ground unbidden, they have to be trained and educated. Sure, you could argue that it's possible for someone to 'self-train' themselves as an expert in science but - in the modern era - that's just not very damn likely. Scientists today require a great deal of specialized training, and the academy is the best place for them to get it.

    DARPA was once filled with bright scientists and engineers with new ideas. These people were trained by - that's right - the academy. The academy isn't full of a bunch of stodgy old fools who aren't able to keep up with change or adapt to new data or ideas. The academy of today is the same one that has produced many great minds of the past such as Einstein, Turing, and Planck - as well as many great minds of the modern era like Hawking, Prusiner (discovered prions - quite ground breaking) and Blackburn (she co-discovered telomerase). The academy is turning out good people as it always has and DARPA isn't making any mistakes by restricting their searches to only those people who have been properly trained as scientists in the academy. Anyone who says otherwise probably has very little idea what they are talking about.

    The reason that DARPA isn't pulling in talent the way they once did is because the private sector is simply more lucrative and more exciting right now. That, and the fact that DARPA doesn't have quite the same prestige today that it did during, for instance, the cold war. These simple explanations might not sound as revolutionary and insightful as someone taking it upon themselves to decry the academy for its perceived inflexibility and unadaptability, but they are far more realistic and down to earth.
    1. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 0, Troll

      Kuhn may be popular with the so called 'philosophers' of science, but not too many actual scientists have much use for him or many of his ideas.

      I am sure Kuhn fully expected this since his book was critical of scientists. That does not make him wrong, though.

      The academy isn't full of a bunch of stodgy old fools who aren't able to keep up with change or adapt to new data or ideas. The academy of today is the same one that has produced many great minds of the past such as Einstein, Turing, and Planck

      I'm glad you mentioned Turing because this is rather a propos. IMO, Turing and his ideas are the worse things to have happened to computer science (mod me down as a troll, if you hate Kuhn and/or the free flow of ideas). I am sure you'll disagree on what I have to say but hey, nobody has a monopoly on opinions. Consider that the computer industry is faced with three major crises: software unreliability, low productivity and the parallel programming problem. Guess what? Not one of Turing's supposedly brilliant ideas is of any help. Not a single one! You know why? It's because Turing's ideas are the cause of those crises. Now you may have a different opinion but the academic community is so enfatuated with Turing, that only a world-shaking revolution would displace Turing from his pedestal and replace the old guard with one that does not give a rat's behind about their idol. This is what Kuhn's work is about. Science is like religion and it becomes very entrenched in the status quo. That's too bad because an anti-Turing revolution is precisely what is going to happen to computer science. The time is ripe for a revolution.

    2. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Science is like religion and it becomes very entrenched in the status quo. No, it isn't. You don't know what you're talking about. That's very clear to me now. I'm done with you.
    3. Re:Kuhn, eh? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      The reason that DARPA isn't pulling in talent the way they once did is because the private sector is simply more lucrative and more exciting right now.

      I think you've hit the nail on the head with the "more exciting" bit of your comment. As far as I know, the private sector has always been more lucrative than government work. However, in the Cold War, the government funded far more basic research than it does today. Therefore, as a scientist you were far more likely to encounter cool new technology in a government setting than in a private setting. With the decline in government funded research, government simply doesn't have that card to play anymore, and we're seeing the consequences.

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    4. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's too bad because an anti-Turing revolution is precisely what is going to happen to computer science. The time is ripe for a revolution.

      Science welcomes such things, if in fact they pan out. And yes, they can suffer from opposition at first, but in the end results are what count, and starting a revolution is a good way to get your name in the history books. That's why we know the name Einstein, because overturned what you would call "orthodoxy", but I'd call a result that had survived any practical experimentation for centuries.

      Turing is basically the same as Newton in this situation. If you can disprove his theorems, or build a machine that operates under less restrictive assumptions, then get to it and make a name for yourself. The closest we've come even in theory is the quantum computer, which differs from Turing's machine in only some ways, not all. Practically there's been tremendous progress but it's still in it's infancy. This could be the very revolution you're saying is needed but not happening, even though it is happening as fast as the people working on it can do it, because it means their names may be remembered just like Turing's is.

      Saying science is like a religion, where nobody dares challenge the "orthodoxy", and there's a disincentive to upturning conventional thought, is freaking ludicrous claim in light of the facts.

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    5. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Science welcomes such things, if in fact they pan out.

      No it does not. If you are a scientist and you want to see your career plummet, try writing anything against Turing or his ideas.

      Turing is basically the same as Newton in this situation.

      I disagree with the analogy. Turing is not anything like Newton. Turing did not come up with anything really new about computers that had not already been invented by Charles Babbage a century earlier. If you don't believe me, ask any programmer to name one of Turing's unique contributions to computer science that they use in their every day work. Just one.

      If you can disprove his theorems, or build a machine that operates under less restrictive assumptions, then get to it and make a name for yourself.

      I wish it were that easy. You either misunderstood Kuhn or you are willingly oblivious to reality. Turing is an infallible god in the computer science community. His computing model is considered a god's gift to humanity even though it is awfully inadequate and seriously flawed. The truth is that the Turing machine is inherently and implicitly sequential by definition and does not even consider parallel computation, whereas the universe is parallel. The inadequacy is acutely obvious in light of the parallel programming crisis. Logic dictates that a true universal machine should be inherently and implicitly parallel. Sequential order should be explicit. One man's opinion, of course. History will judge one way or another because computer science is still in its infancy.

      Saying science is like a religion, where nobody dares challenge the "orthodoxy", and there's a disincentive to upturning conventional thought, is freaking ludicrous claim in light of the facts.

      Well, Thomas Kuhn said it and so did Max Planck and a bunch of others. Your opinion against theirs. I agree with Kuhn because I see it with my own eyes.

      PS. I disagree that there has been any progress in quantum computing but that's a different story.

    6. Re:Kuhn, eh? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm glad you mentioned Turing because this is rather a propos. IMO, Turing and his ideas are the worse things to have happened to computer science (mod me down as a troll, if you hate Kuhn and/or the free flow of ideas). I am sure you'll disagree on what I have to say but hey, nobody has a monopoly on opinions. Consider that the computer industry is faced with three major crises: software unreliability, low productivity and the parallel programming problem. Guess what? Not one of Turing's supposedly brilliant ideas is of any help. Not a single one! You know why? It's because Turing's ideas are the cause of those crises.

      Stupid people are the reason for software unreliability, low productivity, and the lack of parallel programs. Synchronization primitives for parallel processing are *old*, as in 40 to 50 years old. Software unreliability was also solved around that time them with the introduction of formal proofs for algorithms. Technically, if a piece of computer code lacks a proof of correctness, it can't even be called an algorithm to begin with; it's just a heuristic.

      You were probably expecting The Next Big Thing(TM) to come out as a library with bindings for your favorite programming language that would magically solve your synchronization and security problems, right? heh.

      Regarding your ideas about science, how can massive paradigm shifts occur if they aren't based on existing trusted scientific experiments? You could claim that you have a great new model of gravity, but unless it contains Newton's inverse square law for objects at non relativistic speeds, it fails. If it doesn't explain general relativity (and specifically points out how it is better than GR), then it fails. Same with your brand new theories of computer science. If you can't prove that whatever new methods you come up with are a) turing complete, and b) formally correct (using existing mathematical tools), then they fail. If you can't understand why scientists might like to have new theories proven by way of trusted ones, perhaps you should go sell magic crystals to people or predict their futures.

    7. Re:Kuhn, eh? by vikstar · · Score: 1

      Can you elaborate on this? You've written a whole paragraph, and all that is says is "Turing is bad". You say that we need a comp. sci. revolution from the perspective of a revolutionist. Can you share some insights into what we should replace Turing-based theory once we trash the entire field and replace it? It sounds to me like you've tried to wrap your head around the halting problem and NP-Completness but became furstrated after you were unable to comprehend it.

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    8. Re:Kuhn, eh? by MrMr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am sure Kuhn fully expected this since his book was critical of scientists. That does not make him wrong, though.
      Exactly, because even being proven wrong doesn't mean you're wrong, if you're a philosopher.
      nobody has a monopoly on opinions
      And science is just another text, right?
      For a bit of a laugh you should read this for instance

    9. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Can you elaborate on this? You've written a whole paragraph, and all that is says is "Turing is bad". You say that we need a comp. sci. revolution from the perspective of a revolutionist. Can you share some insights into what we should replace Turing-based theory once we trash the entire field and replace it? It sounds to me like you've tried to wrap your head around the halting problem and NP-Completness but became furstrated after you were unable to comprehend it.

      The Turing machine is not universal because it is inherently sequential by definition. That's its main problem. It cannot handle concurrency by definition. In a true universal machine the elements (operations) are inherently and implicity parallel; sequentiality simply emerges from the interactions. In addition, a true parallel system is temporally deterministic and reactive (signal based). You're free to click on my sig if you want to know more.

    10. Re:Kuhn, eh? by darkfire5252 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Consider that the computer industry is faced with three major crises: software unreliability, low productivity and the parallel programming problem. Guess what? Not one of Turing's supposedly brilliant ideas is of any help. Not a single one! Erm... are talking about the same Turing? The Turing that proposed the Turing machine as a theoretical machine in order to explore the line between problems that are solvable using a binary system with infinite computational and storage capacities and those that are not? Turing machines never were intended to represent physical devices; it's a thought exercise. If a problem is not computable on a Turing machine, then the problem is not computable with any binary system of representation, regardless of how powerful it is. The whole point was to be able to illustrate that some problems are simply outside of the scope of computational theory.

      Your claim that Turing's theories do not help to solve the problem of "software unreliability" is akin to me complaining that your comments have yet to help me change the alternator in my car; what's one got to do with the other? How do you propose that Turing's theoretical model of computational capacity at all affects "software unreliability, low productivity and the parallel programming problem" ? ... I'm eager to hear what an "anti-Turing" revolution would entail...

    11. Re:Kuhn, eh? by mbius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had the same reaction. If you are interested in visiting his homepage, the "Cure for Blind Code" 2/3 down is the essence of the discussion.

      His resolution of the uncomfortable fact computers do algorithms and not algebra is to invoke low-level unicorn code ("the only pure alogrithmic allowed") that takes care of the details "thanks to the high speed of modern processors." That any calculation which taxes modern architecture creates an immediate no-go on the whole idea hasn't escaped him; he excuses himself by appealing to scale -- surely it would help.

      After all, we emulate parallelism in various software implementations, so "why not" build it into the kernel in a way that (a) does everything you ask (b) without breaking?

      It seems to me anyone with a clear such solution has an imperative to do it and put Intel out of business, lest he be accused of ivory-tower pontification.

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    12. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      If the Turing machine is not universal then name a single computation that cannot be simulated on it.

      (Oh dear, is that just me being a crusty old academic and actually understanding the terms that you are blindly throwing around).

      If you can name even one, then write a paper about it and become famous. Rather than regurgitating the same old tired shit on forums and being infamous.

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    13. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "No it does not. If you are a scientist and you want to see your career plummet, try writing anything against Turing or his ideas."

      Don't be ridiculous. If you have well founded ideas and good evidence for your opinions you'd see your career rocket.

      "Turing is an infallible god in the computer science community. His computing model is considered a god's gift to humanity even though it is awfully inadequate and seriously flawed."

      Please elaborate on these flaws.

      "Logic dictates that a true universal machine should be inherently and implicitly parallel."

      and provide this "logic". Again, if you have a better idea then get to it. How does this inherently parallel machine work? What about Turing's ideas is stopping you from developing this inherently parallel machine?

      Seriously, at this point your starting to sound like the timecube guy.

    14. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      OK, i read some of your page.

      It's fucking nonsense, you are moving in the same direction as the timecube guy. Lots and lots of half-assed assertions, a bunch of meaningless acronyms and a sort of "I'm being persecuted because nobody takes my ideas seriously" theme.

      I'd advise psychiatric help. I'm serious.

    15. Re:Kuhn, eh? by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1
      I'm not really sure why you dismiss Turing's approach as a disaster, I had a quick look at your idea of a "Universal Behaving Machine". To me it seems the same as a Turing machine. The state of one part of the UBM effects another part. How is a UBM any different?

      Turing did not come up with anything really new about computers that had not already been invented by Charles Babbage a century earlier. If you don't believe me, ask any programmer to name one of Turing's unique contributions to computer science that they use in their every day work. Just one. To say that Charles Babbage machine was essentially a Turing machine therefore Turing did not come up with anything new makes no sense. The reason why they are so similar is because a Turing machine is such a powerful device for computing, Babbage would have an impossible time making a computing device that could not be done with a Turing machine.
      Programmers do not generally look up Turing's papers during their daily work because Turing was a mathematician proving certain results, not writing a book on how to program. If you ask a computer scientist or a mathematician working in the area of computation then I'm sure they can come up with multiple results that Turing came up with.

      Finally in regards to parallelism, unless you use different physical processes like quantum mechanics then of course it will be sequential. At the same time, other than a performance penalty, parallelism can be done simply by running multiple sequential processes together. After all that what parallelism is. If you can create some magic new computing device which is totally parallel how does that solve the difficulties programmers have with designing such a program? It does nothing to make it any easier.
    16. Re:Kuhn, eh? by vikstar · · Score: 1

      The Turing machine is not universal because it is inherently sequential by definition. That's its main problem. It cannot handle concurrency by definition. In a true universal machine the elements (operations) are inherently and implicity parallel; sequentiality simply emerges from the interactions. In addition, a true parallel system is temporally deterministic and reactive (signal based). You're free to click on my sig if you want to know more. Have a read of and try to understand any of the books mentioned here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_computation#Further_reading. At our University we used Sipser's "Introduction to the Theory of Computation". Hint: A parallel network of Turing machines is a Turing machine.
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    17. Re:Kuhn, eh? by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

      What, did you fail your undergraduate formal languages class? Theoretical computer science 101: a Turing machine with multiple state sets and read/write heads, e.g. a parallel Turing machine, is computationally equivalent to the standard one. I'd type out a formal proof but I've got real work to do. Go back to school.

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    18. Re:Kuhn, eh? by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Stupid people are the reason for software unreliability, low productivity, and the lack of parallel programs. Right on the money...

      If I may add, it is stupid to blame Turing for these rather isolated problems.

      And to say 'major crisis' about computer industry? Wake up buddy, the industry is booming.

    19. Re:Kuhn, eh? by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      You're free to click on my sig if you want to know more. I actually read through a decent chunk of that, including getting into the COSA interpreter that attempts to implement your ideas.

      I certainly didn't read it all exhaustively, but it doesn't at all seem to fix the problems you're outlining at the start. And a completely graphical development environment? Connect objects together visually? Ouch. How does that work (even conceptually) putting together systems of any real complexity? More specifically, where the processing you need to implement is *already* complex and extremely rule-heavy, not the extra complexity that arises is poorly-designed software....

      Leave aside all of the academic constructions for the moment, and imagine actually using the thing, minute by minute, solving an entire real-world problem all the way through.
    20. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      If the Turing machine is not universal then name a single computation that cannot be simulated on it.

      The universe is not a Turing machine. A Turing machine cannot emulate a true parallel system like the universe in real time unless you assume infinite speed. And then all bets are off.

      (Oh dear, is that just me being a crusty old academic and actually understanding the terms that you are blindly throwing around).

      You sound like you're British. Are you taking offense because Turing is British and your idol is being dragged in the mud? Funny. You are crusty and old and stuck to your obsolete paradigm. You are precisely what Kuhn warned the rest of us about.

      If you can name even one, then write a paper about it and become famous. Rather than regurgitating the same old tired shit on forums and being infamous.

      What has being famous got to do with it? You are indeed an academic. All you people think about is fame and reputation. Damn the truth.

    21. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      You don't really understand the terms do you?

      Simulation is not concerned with speed. That is why it is a measure of computational power - how many computations can be undertaken, rather than the performance of them.

      If you assume that the universe is some sort of computation (which is way beyond what anyone can prove) then it can still be simulated by a Turing Machine. There is still an open question of whether or not a Quantum Computer can compute anything beyond what a Turing Machine can, but most people in the field are betting that it cannot, that it can 'merely' run some types of computation faster.

      I'm not taking offense, I've actually read most of your 'work' and I know that you don't actually know what you are talking about. Try again, name a single computation that a Turing Machine cannot simulate.

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    22. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      What, did you fail your undergraduate formal languages class? Theoretical computer science 101: a Turing machine with multiple state sets and read/write heads, e.g. a parallel Turing machine, is computationally equivalent to the standard one.

      Oh yeah? If multiple read/write heads are equivalent to one read/write head, why not use only one then? My argument is that the universe is a parallel universal machine. It cannot be simulated in real time by a Turing machine, period. If you try to get around the time problem by assuming that the head has infinite travel speed, then you run into all sorts temporal/logical problems. Deny at your own detriment.

      Go back to school.

      Like most academics (I assume you are one), you are insufferably pompous. Thomas Kuhn was 100% right about you people. The reason that science gets stuck in a rut has more to do with the pomposity and ego of its practitioners than anything else. Paul Feyerabend was right when he wrote, "...the most stupid procedures and the most laughable results in their domain are surrounded with an aura of excellence. It is time to cut them down in size, and to give them a more modest position in society." It takes a revolution to show you people how really stupid you are and put you in your place. It's coming.

      Now that you know where I'm coming from, it's time for the Slashdot censorship squad to do your duty and see if I care. LOL.

    23. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Simulation is not concerned with speed.

      In that case, the TM is not universal since it can only simulate and is not concerned with at least one aspect of physical systems, speed. A true universal machine can do more than simulate. It can do anything. Why? because it is universal. This is why the universe is said to be universal and hence, the name universe. Simple.

      Having said that, the important point that you and a bunch of other people like you (a few do get it, I must say) are not getting is that the Turing model does not include parallelism at its core. Parallel processing becomes an ad-hoc addition to the Turing model, one which is not part of the model. In other words, parallelism is a second abstract model (in the mind of the experimenter), one which is not part of the underlying model. We need a new (and better) abstract model that includes parallelism and temporality as two of its fundamental constructs. When you simulate parallel processes with a Turing machine, you are actually using a different abstract model without realizing it. It is a subtle point and I am not expecting you to get it. I've been there before.

      I'm not taking offense, I've actually read most of your 'work' and I know that you don't actually know what you are talking about. Try again, name a single computation that a Turing Machine cannot simulate.

      You people need to get rid of that insufferable pomposity. You are not the most intelligent people in the world. You are blinded by your pride. It makes you look stupid. Get rid of the pomposity and you will see clearly.

    24. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Us people eh? You are trying your hardest to cover up your inadequacies with cheap jibs. But lets stick firmly to your area of ignorance.

      It is not a question of people not understanding. What you are trying (poorly) to explain is emulation, not simulation. By using a term that has a well defined technical meaning, and trying to redefine it to suit your argument you just look foolish.

      Execution speed is not an issue for universality. If a particular machine can run any computation possible, regardless of speed then it is universal. Adding parallelisation does not change the set of computations that can be executed. This insight was Turing's great contribution to the field, and it is why he is held in such high regard. To go further and show constructions of non-computable functions earnt him his title as the father of CS.

      Adding parallelism or temporality to abstract models has been done many times. It does not expand the set of computations, and only affects the performance and expressiveness. It does not change the computational model, but merely changes how informative descriptions of this model are. This is a subtle point, although it is well covered on all undergraduate degree programs. Perhaps you should take the time to learn what has gone before, instead of assuming that you know better. Although your arrogance is astounding, your grasp of the subject is sorely lacking.

      Now, lets try again. Either produce an example of a computation that cannot be simulated on a Turing Machine, or admit that you have misused the term. Once you accept that you have failed to use the right terminology then why don't you try to explain which part of the temporal behaviour you think can be modeled in a better way. Of course whatever 'improvement' you describe can be simulated on a Turing Machine...

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    25. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Us people eh? You are trying your hardest to cover up your inadequacies with cheap jibs. But lets stick firmly to your area of ignorance.

      Pot. Kettle. Black. I read the rest of your argument. It's stupid. :-D I have no time to argue with every Joe that pops out of the wood work. I did what I could already. See you around.

    26. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Nice. You fail to accept your errors because as I explained at the beginning you are a crank. All it took was a little rational argument to prove it.

      I've argued you to this point before, but every few years it is worth doing it again so that a few passing readers get to find out what you're like without wasting too much of their time.

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    27. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Nice. You fail to accept your errors because as I explained at the beginning you are a crank. All it took was a little rational argument to prove it.

      Your opinion, of course, but you know you don't have a monopoly on opinions, don't you? Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one. My opinion is that you're an idiot and a pompous asshole. How about that?

    28. Re:Kuhn, eh? by khallow · · Score: 1

      No it does not. If you are a scientist and you want to see your career plummet, try writing anything against Turing or his ideas.

      You have to have just cause before anything you write will be worth considering. Claiming that parallelism is a good reason to dis Turing ignores the quantity of work done on parallelized turing machines.

      If you don't believe me, ask any programmer to name one of Turing's unique contributions to computer science that they use in their every day work. Just one.

      Complexity of algorithms. You know things like a sorting algorithm that is "order N log N". Used every day.

      I wish it were that easy. You either misunderstood Kuhn or you are willingly oblivious to reality. Turing is an infallible god in the computer science community. His computing model is considered a god's gift to humanity even though it is awfully inadequate and seriously flawed. The truth is that the Turing machine is inherently and implicitly sequential by definition and does not even consider parallel computation, whereas the universe is parallel. The inadequacy is acutely obvious in light of the parallel programming crisis. Logic dictates that a true universal machine should be inherently and implicitly parallel. Sequential order should be explicit. One man's opinion, of course. History will judge one way or another because computer science is still in its infancy.

      No, it is that easy. Find and show definitely how the Turing model breaks. Incidentally, I disagree with your characterization of the universe. The universe may be parallel, but your view of it is not. Sure for some sort of "end game" computation that involves a significant possibly infinite piece of universe, a quantum version of the Turing machine probably won't be viable as a model. But otherwise the universe appears to me to be locally finitely parallelizable. That is, you should be able model a small piece of the universe using a single quantum Turing machine. That's my take on it.

      So if you want to model abstract a computer with local extent, parallelization just isn't that restrictive a factor to the use of the Turing machine.

      Finally, I find that Kuhn is getting misused by a lot of scientific cranks. Usually, this follows something like the following. My idea is being suppressed by the scientific establishment even though I don't understand the science, haven't bothered to try, couldn't explain my ideas coherently, and hoard most of my reasoning and results so nobody can call me out on my claims. It's all these ivory tower types keeping me down, not my numerous failings.

    29. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I had no idea he was a computer science crackpot as well as a physics crackpot. Figures.

    30. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that is why you never made it as a scientist and had to resort to cranking out the shit on your blog. Because you failed to understand when opinions become verified and objective facts.

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    31. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      He does physics as well :) I've only seen his "work" on computer psuedo-science

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    32. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that is why you never made it as a scientist and had to resort to cranking out the shit on your blog. Because you failed to understand when opinions become verified and objective facts.

      Nope. I would rather be free than be a cowardly ass kisser and a pompous ass like some people I know. Both Thomas Kuhn and Paul Feyerabend were right about you people. You are stupid.

    33. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Yawn. Is that the best you can come up with?

      Unlike you Thomas Kuhn understood the value of good research and the place of academia. Of course you've just read what you wanted to hear into The Structure of Scientific Revolutions to justify your own failure.

      Come on Louis try and defend your work. It's always fun to hear you push your version of Computer Science. You can give Archimedies Plutonium a run for his money on your better days.

      Aren't you going to try and defend your own definition of Universality? I'm sure you'll be pushing it into another slashdot discussion soon...

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    34. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Come on Louis try and defend your work.

      LOL. I don't need your approval and you don't need mine. I am a kook in your opinion and you're a pompous idiot in mine. How about that? We are now even. Keep on kissing ass and see if I care. :-D

    35. Re:Kuhn, eh? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Ah, so as always you return to your anal fixation. I see that the rumours of your ass fascination were not exaggerated.

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    36. Re:Kuhn, eh? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Ah, so as always you return to your anal fixation. I see that the rumours of your ass fascination were not exaggerated.

      Ass, kiss. You like it, don't you? You keep coming back for more abuse.

    37. Re:Kuhn, eh? by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Butting in a bit late, but nevertheless: why do you think it is important that a machine can simulate the universe in real-time? It's pretty much a given that this is impossible, as any computational device is part of that same universe, and would thus need to be able to simulate itself in real-time. Ad infinitum. What's your point with this?

  112. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by IdahoEv · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Yes, but the perceived moral superiority of one's state has a lot to do with people's willingness to support it. I would most happily have applied my talents to supporting US military technology efforts during WWII or even the cold war, when the US really did appear to be under existential threat.

    But in today's world, it looks to many of us more like our government has been picking wars they wanted to have and seeking justification afterwards ... even changing the justifications when old ones become obsolute. They use sleazy legal loopholes ("Guantanamo is outside the US, and therefore does not qualify for us legal jurisdiction") to barely meet the letter of the law while grossly violating the spirit of international treaties that specify how moral nations ought to behave. And so I can't feel justified in supporting that effort technologically.

    Recent US military antics have leveraged the population's fear of from an attack that killed 3000 people to initiate a war with an unrelated country that has now resulted in the death of nearly a million people ... far more, per year, than ever died under the "horrible" dictator previously mismanaging said country.

    I know there are people who feel differently than I about these events - but many also feel the same or similarly. I am no pacifist, but I feel like my current government uses kindergarten logic internationally in ways that cost millions of human lives.

    That alone is plenty to keep me out of DARPA, and I suspect it is for many others as well.

    If there were a real external threat, I'd be supporting my nation's efforts to fight it as would any other good patriot. Right now, the greatest threat is from within.

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  113. So much vitriol from such ignorance by GLTirebiter · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm there -- a contractor, not a government employee. So I get to speak with some first hand knowledge. Very little written thus far bears any resemblance to the truth of DARPA.

    DARPA PMs are researchers, though they are rarely *doing* research while at DARPA. Instead DARPA offers them the ability to pursue their hare-brained, pie-in-the-sky ideas and to do so with budgets of millions of dollars a year. So they get to try to make their vision a reality but at the cost of not getting to do the research themselves. This is not unlike being a senior research scientist at an R&D lab or a full professor at a University. You can be in there directing and interacting with the front-line researchers, but you rarely get to be in there doing the front-line research.

    There is very little bureaucracy at DARPA. That is not a reason to avoid the job. On the other hand, the current director has a choke-hold and veto over every idea that goes forward. One man, $3+ billion a year, and he personally decides annually on the fate of projects ranging from quantum entanglement to cybersecurity with side orders of robotics, space vehicles, microelectronics, flying things, floating and swimming things, neural interfaces, advanced vaccines, ... (There is most assuredly no good ole boys network of academics controlling what DARPA will fund!) The director also hires and fires every government employee at the agency. Some people don't like that model...

    While there are some "usual suspects" who win a lot of DARPA business, the only inside-track they have is their past-performance and doing good marketing to an existing customer. I suspect every company's business development people focus significant attention on their existing customers too. And if they're any good they get more business from those customers. "So let it be with Caesar."

    It *is* expensive to live in the D.C. area. But a DARPA PM can earn over $175K/yr with bonuses. Not all do, to be sure, but they can. So that's not a reason to avoid considering DARPA.

    A DARPA PM job lasts about 4 years. Some stretch it to 6 years. But then you're done. Gone. Bye bye. Find another job. Most don't have any trouble finding another job, but in the interim they have either left their families behind for a few years or they have uprooted them for a few years. Some people don't like that...

    The minimum daily adult requirements for sitting in the building and doing work is a SECRET clearance. It usually take a few months if you haven't been too bad too recently and don't have a lot of family living in other countries. Much of the work requires much higher levels of clearance, but if you are targeting intelligence work in the first place you have probably already bitten the security clearance bullet.

    PM's are government employees and DARPA is a part of the Executive Branch of the US government. Bashing the incumbent administration publicly would be politically un-astute, much as publicly bashing to CEO of your current employer could be a career limiting move (CLM). Privately, DARPA employees are republicans, democrats, and even the stray libertarian-leaning independent.

    In my experience -- opinion and conjecture here -- the reasons DARPA finds recruitment a challenge are (in my subjective order):
    1) Only the director can hire. If he doesn't like you or your idea, nothing and no one else matters.
    2) Only one person can approve programs. Your good idea will never fly if you can't sell it to him.
    3) Taking a temporary job of 4 years (and possibly less if the director decides he doesn't like you anymore) to move to an expensive part of the country is not always a good personal or professional decision.
    4) Some people have moral objections to working for the military -- regardless of whether their research area involves blowing things up or protecting computers from hackers.

    But most of the PMs I have known loved the opportunity and very rarely wanted to leave when their time was up, even with the frustrations.

  114. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were right, then other academic-minded funding agencies, such as NIH and NSF, would be facing the same problem as DARPA, but they are not.

  115. Don't want to work for military! by wshwe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The best and brightest don't want to work for the military. They can make much more money working for companies that don't promote war and killing.

    1. Re:Don't want to work for military! by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Riiight. Good luck finding a U.S. company that doesn't have some tie to the DOD.

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  116. It's clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are making bank in the private sector.

  117. Such arrogance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I am an iconoclast by nature and I tend to go against the grain. The academics who run DARPA would not like my ideas. So I stay away from them. I wondered where your unwarranted hostility toward the academy came from and now I can clearly see its source. You seem to believe yourself to be some kind of grand revolutionary - smarter and more capable than those fools in the universities. It's far more likely that you're nothing but a simple kook. You may call yourself an 'iconoclast' and you may say that your ideas 'go against the grain' but until you can back up your bombasts with hard data and discoveries you're nothing but another Gene Ray. I'll bet on the academy over self-important /. posters any day.
  118. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    The truth is that the paradigms keep on shifting in a revolutionary way, like they always do. Indeed, I believe that the fields of physics and computer science are ripe for a few disruptive changes of their own in the not too distant future.

    Uh, doesn't this jibe with what I said? Paradigms can't shift if people are locked into them.

  119. They all used to get imported by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    But, now that the US has completely insane visa bullshit going on, few people are willing to put up with it. Especially considering what kind of environment people would be living in while there. You people are going bockers.

    But, all that is old news. As has been widely reported, fewer and fewer grad students are entering the country. In the longer run (feeling it right now) it's trivial that it'll turn into less brain power for industry and government in the US.

    Is this honestly a surprise?

  120. It's a procurement job, not a management job by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A DARPA "program manager" is often what Government procurement people call a "Contracting Officer's Technical Representative". This is someone who knows what the project is about, technically, and goes out to check on progress. Back at HQ, you write reports, go to meetings concerning what projects ought to go forward, and look at incoming proposals. You get to see a lot, and have some influence over research, but don't really do much yourself. The problem is finding people smart enough to do the job, willing to work for the Government not actually doing technical work, senior enough to tell companies and professors what to do, yet not has-beens.

    Although many academics are unhappy with DARPA under Dr. Tony Tether, I think he's done good work. Academic robotics needed a serious butt-kick. DARPA had been putting money into robot vehicles since 1969 without getting anything usable. Tether dreamed up the DARPA Grand Challenge to light a fire under academic researchers. Early on, the big-name schools didn't want to field entries. It was quietly made clear to them that the gravy train was over - if they couldn't compete, they weren't getting further funding in robotics. Entire academic departments were devoted to that problem, and it got results. More recently, Boston Dynamics' "Big Dog" robot has been demoed. Again, this was something far better than anything from decades of academic work. I can't speak for work outside robotics, but DARPA really has succeeded in forcing robotics groups to produce.

  121. Its not cool to want soldiers to live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure as heck can give our soldiers the tools they need to come home alive.
    A lot of Americans don't want the soldiers to come home alive.

  122. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

    Uh, doesn't this jibe with what I said? Paradigms can't shift if people are locked into them.

    But they are.

  123. Location, location, location! by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of people don't want to work for DARPA because it means living in or around Arlington, Virginia. (Source: http://www.darpa.gov/hrd/ )

    My friends aren't there. My family isn't there. It would take a shit ton of money for me to be able to financially justify relocating there, which would involve my wife needing to quit her job to come with, as well as needing to sell my house in a shitty market for selling houses.

    Sorry, but if you have only one location and you want the best and the brightest, you have to be willing to offer stupid amounts of money to make sure it's financially viable for all the best and the brightest. I think it'd be cool as hell to work on a lot of the projects I've seen come out of DARPA, but not enough to enter poverty (and more, to ask my family to enter poverty) to do it.

  124. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

    "Yes, but they do it too" is not a defence, either legally or ethically. Further, placing your military interrogators on a similar footing as the worst torturers on Earth doesn't really look so good.

  125. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

    If you were right, then other academic-minded funding agencies, such as NIH and NSF, would be facing the same problem as DARPA, but they are not.

    I think they are. Where are the Einsteins working on behalf of NIH and NSF? If they exist, why has research into the parallel programming problem and the software reliability and productivity crises gotten nowhere in the last 30 years? 30 years is an eternity in the computer business.

  126. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    Also, I admire your bold use of selective quoting. Way to ignore the rest of my paragraph; I used the construction "post-Kuhn" for a reason.

    There are plenty of people who disagree with you.

    There are plenty of people who disagree with you. ;)

  127. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by dlenmn · · Score: 1

    DARPA relies on a filtering mechanism that employs academics. Academics are not open to new ideas that may upset their world view. Uh, you are aware that DARPA funded research in to telepathy? They are no strangers to crackpot ("world view upsetting") ideas. Hell, I even seem to recall /. articles about it.

    I don't think academics are the problem here.

    http://technology.newscientist.com/article/dn13907
  128. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    The problem is has to do with what Thomas Kuhn wrote about in "The Structure of Scientific Revolution". DARPA relies on a filtering mechanism that employs academics. Academics are not open to new ideas that may upset their world view. New Einsteins would do just that, disrupt their world view.

    Even if that were true, DARPA isn't tasked with "creating new world views". It's supposed to be pretty cutting edge, but still applied science and technology. And I don't think Einstein ever contributed much directly to the Manhattan Project, though of course he got the issue some attention by writing a letter to FDR.

  129. A rhetorical question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the difference between you and any other Good German?

  130. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

    I disagree and ask that you look there again. You will see that IBM is hiring in China, Mexico, Brazil, Russia, etc., etc., maybe 10% of the jobs are in the US.

    ...and since less than 5% of the world population lives in the US, yet 10% of the open jobs are there, it means that there are a lot more open IBM jobs in the US than elsewhere in the world.

    You were saying?

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  131. Re:We don't have the best and the brightest anymor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and because of affirmative action, the D average kids got head of the line admission to the universities over the real B and A achievers. Just wanted to clarify your post a little:

    D average kids = minorities (affirmative action beneficiaries)
    "real" B and A achievers = white kids (affirmative action not applicable)

  132. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they are. And you can back that statement up with what, exactly?
  133. Props. Props to you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Gross generalizations and misrepresentation of facts never hurt anyone bent on painting the "enemy" in the worst possible light. No sir. It's all the Evil Chinese(TM) fault. And the Dirty Indians(TM) as well. They're the ones to blame, let's nuke the red commie bastards!! To arms brothers! Oh, and the Bush thing is cheeks indeed as well. I don't like the man at all, but Jesus H. Christ, why don't you go complain about Clinton as well?

    It's amazing that you can take something as complex as this and turn it into a 10-line "I got laid off, therefore the Indians and Chinese are evil and must die" whine. Just amazing.

    How old are you, BTW? Is that what they are teaching you in college these days?

    And let me tell you something to close off. You have no idea what the moral bankruptcy of a culture looks like. None at all, if you're using it in this context as a punchline for your arguments.

    1. Re:Props. Props to you by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Where did GP say the Indians and Chinese are evil?

      He states (correctly) that jobs were exported to those countries, but to a large extent this is the fault of US managers who wanted to save a few bucks on wages. Now the inevitable downside becomes obvious:
      Those who do the manufacturing also have the experience, and in many areas where the US were technologically more advanced China and India are catching up. No conspiracy necessary, just a logical consequence of prior events.

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  134. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Bobzibub · · Score: 1

    Nobel is another example.

  135. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry. Leornardo da Vinci comes to mind. With all due respect to Leonardo, he never saw what we've seen.

    In the 15th century, working as an engineer for the military might mean "figure out how to defend Venice from a naval attack". Even if this meant killing people, it at least sounds like a Good Thing on the face of it. You might come up with a new way to sink ships, and drowning is a terrible way to die, but would have at least been restricted to people attacking your city.

    Today, every educated person knows about the Holocaust. Every government or military action since pales in comparison. Even on the internet, we use it as the measure of how extreme a position could possibly be. And a new military innovation today can be quickly mass-produced, and used immediately to hurt countless people, military and civilian alike, on the far corners of the globe.

    Even many of the geniuses who worked the Manhattan Project later in their lives worked hard to stop others from building nuclear weapons. I'm sure it made sense at the time: America was in a war with Japan that, even if you were certain we would win, surely you saw we could only do so at enormous cost in terms of human life.

    Having been born many decades after both the war and the last military use of the bomb, it seems downright absurd to me that anybody would work on such a project. The atom bomb was for engineering what the Holocaust was for politics: so horrible it's nearly unbelievable.

    George Orwell wrote a great essay called "You and the Atomic Bomb". The message: big, complex, expensive weapons are inherently undemocratic. A rifle or shotgun or grenade is a democratic weapon. Quite simply, the things the military works on today seem to be about putting more power in the hands of the already-powerful, not about letting people defend themselves.

    Then look at what's going on in the world: 9/11 was some religious nuts who took matters into their own hands, and thought killing was a good way to solve problems, because their god told them so. The Iraq/Afghanistan wars were ... more of the same. I see no more reason to help one side than the other.

    Combine this with all the commercial opportunities in the world today, and I see no reason I'd ever want to work for DARPA. The American military disgusts me.

    Would Leonardo work for DARPA if he was alive today? I think he'd probably be building stuff in his garage, funded by inventions and private donations. We'd ruffle through his old papers and find schematics for a Segway he designed in 1971 or some shit.
  136. I'd join, but... by jessecurry · · Score: 1

    I'd love to be a part of DARPA, but I don't really want to give a military commitment while we're off policing the world; and DARPA seems intent on its applicants having college degrees(I got bored of classes that taught me less than just reading the text). Perhaps a focus on creative thinking and logic skills rather than worthless pieces of paper would bring people in.

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  137. I'm against arrogance, academic arrogance by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1, Informative

    You seem to believe yourself to be some kind of grand revolutionary - smarter and more capable than those fools in the universities.

    Nope. There are many others who share my ideas. They are just not as upfront as I am.

    It's far more likely that you're nothing but a simple kook.

    ahahaha... Well, at least I am not an anonymous kook, nor a coward. I face the music, unlike some other people, right?

  138. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    I was going to suggest the opposite.

    As a scientist working on disruptive science, I don't want someone else telling me what to do, or what I'll be able to do. If you know the results of your research before you do it, it's not research. If they want Einsteins, they have to allow open ended physical science research. Einstein was not an engineer.

    Oh, and what would Kuhn say about applying scientific cultural ideas from more than a generation ago? The old guard *is* dead, Kuhn was one of them.

  139. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously man, I've been watching you and your sock puppets for some time. Am posting AC now, to save my karma (and so I don't get some shill named after me).

    Twitter, and it is you -- we can all tell, you need to take a step back and look at your life. All this anti-Microsoft bollocks and shilling can't be doing you mind tank any good. You _need_ psychiatric help, honestly. If you weren't so fucked up, you could be a great force for good in the Free software world.

    This is your wakeup call. I'll post this again, next time I see you sockpuppets in action. :)

  140. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by mechsoph · · Score: 1

    30 years is an eternity in the computer business.

    Hmm, so how old are C, unix, and the x86?

  141. Bunch of fools posting on here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at one of the country's leading computer research laboratories. A lot of what we do is funded by grants from DARPA. And although that military technology is used for weapons, the same technology is adopted to farming, security, trucking and much more that improves our quality of life. It's a lot of grunt work, but that work also facilitates the opportunities for researchers to take up their own projects, and own desires for research.

    These same projects we do also provide a experience for a great deal of students with their internships, undergraduate, masters and Ph.D.'s. For some, DARPA is a stepping stone, for other's, it's an opportunity to pursue their own interests. But for all of us, we reap the benefits.

    The next time you go to the grocery store to pick up your food, or you use your computer to check email, or maybe just turn on the television to catch breaking news -- that technology has been refined by the offshoots of DARPA research. You don't know how, and I'm not at liberty to say, but the first thing the lot of you can do is shut your pie holes with your holier-than-thou attitude about an industry you know very little about, and a country that makes it possible.

  142. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

    That makes us even then. :-D

  143. Personally? by el_munkie · · Score: 1

    I did a bunch of drugs throughout high school and college. If you can name a drug, I ingested it. Do I have ideas that DARPA would like? Sure. Do I have a degree in nuclear physics? Yep. Do I have a history that bars me from any such job? Unfortunately, yes,

  144. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Even if your weapon is used in a defensive mode? Remember that battles -- even attacks -- can be defensive in nature.

    Recent events have people strictly thinking of the military as a vehicle of attack, but it's also a defensive organization. Without it, we'd have people flowing across our borders uncontrolled to take jobs mowing lawns, working in construction crews, forming violent gangs in Los Angeles...

  145. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're pretty right with this. And these companies also take up a humongously large part of the yearly work visa amount each year, these days it's not an easy job to fit into the visa cap, I'm from Europe and I stopped thinking about getting a US job, since chinese and indian companies almost fill up the entire cap year by year.

  146. Being a DARPA program manager sux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DARPA employees don't do any research themselves, they manage R&D programs done in companies and (increasingly rarely) in universities.

    Here is the life of a program manager at DARPA:
    - you are, or have been a researcher, and probably reached your apex as a researcher. You are in between jobs, or ran out of ideas, or just retired, or perhaps were overwhelmed by a feeling of irresistible patriotism: You join DARPA as a program manager.
    - it's a government job, you might think that the pay is bad, but the job is secure, but it's not like that at all: it's a temporary job. You must leave after a 4 year tenure.
    - At first, you run around all the labs in the country to get an idea about the state of the art in a technical area.
    - you form an idea for a research project and propose it to the DARPA director, Tony Tether.
    - Tether says the project sucks and won't get funded. He tells you to manage this other project whose original program manager was about to start just before he left DARPA. Who are you to tell him that this other project makes no sense?
    - you write a request for proposal
    - most of the proposals come from clueless companies that make a living out of government R&D contracts. Most of these companies are totally clueless about the topic. They try to convince you that whatever obscure technique they are experts at is the best solution for your project.
    - The smartest companies enlist academic labs as sub-contractor on their teams. The academic partners will end up getting a tiny piece of the money, but will end up making the whole thing work.
    - but you can't just give the money to universities because Tether doesn't like them (bunch of no-good commies). He is surprised, but still not convinced when Stanford and/or CMU win the Grand Challenge (not Boeing, not Lockheed-Martin, not SAIC, Stanford and CMU).
    - University labs don't want to apply for DARPA money anyway, because they often come with restrictions on publications, and with "go/no-go" criteria that stifle scientific creativity. Under Tether, long-term research projects have given ways to short-term industrial development projects.
    - Some proposals will promise incredible things, like "we will solve the AI problem in 18 months".
    Since the other proposers merely promise to solve the AI problem in 3 years, you pick the 18 month guys. Next time around, the 3 year guys will say 18 months.
    - spend 4 years herding cats, preparing powerpoint presentations, running around the country some more.
    - Naturally, the teams you pick don't end up solving the AI problem in 18 months, or in 4 years.
    - after 4 years, you leave DARPA without fanfare. After 4 years of management, politics, and no research of your own, our career as a researcher is in shambles (if it wasn't already).

    Yes, some DARPA managers are excellent, but they are few and far between.

    Yes DARPA-funded projects have had a huge impact in the past, but in recent years, most projects have been geared towards very short-term goals.
    No blue-sky research there anymore (or if there it, it's the wrong type).

  147. Khun and science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm not the previous poster, as I think will soon become apparent. I will address your original post first, then the present one.

    The problem is has to do with what Thomas Kuhn wrote about in "The Structure of Scientific Revolution".

    Khun's SSR is not good scholarship. The whole idea hinges on one thing: scientists are humans, and humans are intellectually territorial (have a "world view" they will defend regardless of any factor) and therefore incapable of changing their minds based on new discoveries or even of "thinking outside the box" at all. If we were talking about politicians or religious followers, that might be largely true; but we are talking about scientists, and it is largely false. Sure there are open-minded politicians and stodgy conservative scientists, but these are the exceptions. Among all demographics in society, scientists are rare in that their livelihood rewards the willingness to change one's mind, and the ability to "think outside the box".

    Eventually, new paradigms are accepted and science experiences a seismic explosion of creativity.

    What a conspiracy theory. Even though Khun abused and thereby expanded the meaning of "paradigm" (in usage since his book), there is no such phenomenon within science. Science itself is a paradigm. There has been only one "paradigm shift" in recorded history: that from the theistic/deistic idea of divine interference (even to the extent of occasionalism; look it up) to scientific thought. Obviously, the paradigm of science began long before the generally agreed "beginning of modern science" around the time of Bruno or Bacon, and just as obviously it has not fully supplanted theism even to this day.

    Sometimes the "stubbornness" in science is human stubbornness in the face of physical reality, but most times it is compelled by fact, and facts are stubborn things indeed. I think your interpretation and thereby overzealous application of his work is exactly the kind Khun himself complained about. It's an easy mistake to make if you let that book speak to you too deeply. So no, I don't think your Khunian claim is a particularly good description even of the situation at DARPA, let alone the state of science in general.

    Besides that, it's unreasonable of you to dismiss the other poster's speculation that scientists are repulsed by the idea of advancing military causes. Scientists, like most people, tend to believe in moral causes and not mere jingoism. That both why Einstein wrote his famous letter to FDR and why he later regretted doing so. Supplanting human nature with Khun's largely inaccurate portrayal of human nature in one small endeavor is just a crock.

    I doubt that most intelligent people would refuse to work for DARPA because of the military issue.

    That's probably a good generalization from a practical standpoint. However, though you agree in the letter here, you then:

    There are other factors such as recognition, freedom to work on pet projects, etc.

    disagree in spirit. It's unreasonable to believe it plays no role in original, creative thinkers' job preferences. It would be the same straw man argument to say: "I doubt that most intelligent people would refuse to work for DARPA because of the recognition issue" or any other issue.

    I'm glad you're interested in the philosophy of science and in human nature; I wish more people were. But I hope you will keep reading and thinking, because Thomas Khun is far from the best or last word on the nature of the scientific endeavor.

    The academics who run DARPA would not like my ideas. So I stay away from them.

    I'm sure that a) they're heartbroken, and b) you would contribute revolutionary, useful ideas to their cause. Seriously, that was a really pretentious, arrogant statement.

    Well, at least I am not an anonymous kook, nor a coward.

    Who are or aren't has no bearing on the correctness or rigor of your ideas or of what you

    1. Re:Khun and science by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      [snip stuff about Kuhn that I disagree with but don't feel like arguing about]

      The academics who run DARPA would not like my ideas. So I stay away from them.

      I'm sure that a) they're heartbroken, and b) you would contribute revolutionary, useful ideas to their cause. Seriously, that was a really pretentious, arrogant statement.

      Not at all, because it could be that a) I am a crackpot and they will not give me the light of day or b) I say irreverent things about some dead scientist whose views they consider sacred. I choose the latter. They choose the former. That's all. You or they may consider me arrogant but there is a flip side to this coin. I, too, am free to consider you or them arrogant. That makes us even. It's a matter of opinion and nobody has a monopoly on opinions.

      Well, at least I am not an anonymous kook, nor a coward.

      Who are or aren't has no bearing on the correctness or rigor of your ideas or of what you say. I, like the previous poster and many other Slashdot readers, read Slashdot; I rarely interact with any of the other readers at all, and thus have no desire to set up an account at yet another web forum or whatever.

      You seem to be saying that you respect people more based on their willingness to set up an account rather than on the basis of their ideas. On Slashdot, the designation of anonymous posters as "cowards" is tongue-in-cheek. It's "ha-ha, only serious"-style hacker humor (check the jargon file); don't take it too seriously or turn it into a disingenuous weapon against anonymous posters with whom you quarrel.


      Not at all. You don't have to subscribe to Slashdot to identify yourself in a post. If someone is going to accuse me of being a kook or a crackpot, just write your name at the bottom. Don't hide behind internet anonymity. It's cowardly and chicken shit. I often write very controversial things and I get a lot of flack right here on Slashdot from moderators who are out to censor my point of view. But I don't hide my identity. If you can't take it, don't dish it out. That's my point.

    2. Re:Khun and science by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Please give us an example of one of your revolutionary ideas. It would be the simplest way to determine if you are a kook or not.

    3. Re:Khun and science by smallfries · · Score: 1

      He is quite a well-known kook and it is always quite amusing to watch him try and defend himself. If you follow the link to his blog and read his first posting about why Turing Machines are not really universal then you will get the drift.

      It's amusing to hear his interpretation of Kuhn as well. I can see how somebody that lacks an education in the field that he pursues (his ideas have been tried many times before) would interpret Kuhn that way, but it must still have taken an amazing set of mental blinkers to do so.

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  148. THE SIMPLE AND TRUE ANSWER by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Because intelligent people -- the kind DARPA wants -- have realized that our nation has already moved far beyond kicking the asses of anyone else on the planet in the way of "defense"... and that our government has moved on to offense as an alternative.

    And, being intelligent people, they don't want to be part of that.

    Duh.

  149. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by phunster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Point taken. And I do not mean in any way to denigrate the talents and abilities of these folks. What upsets me is the constant demands for higher visa quotas because the execs say that we don't have the talent here. That our colleges aren't very good and on and on. If they were to be honest they would simply say, there are plenty of talented well educated people here already but we choose to hire from outside of the country so that we can pay lower wages.

    In the end we find that more and more of these foreign hires go back to their own countries bringing with them the knowledge and experience gained here at lower wages. Lower because our local corporations care not one whit for the future of this country, only that they hit their quarterly marks. I don't blame the foreign workers, I would do exactly as they do. At the end we as a country have underemployed, discouraged, talented and yes even brilliant engineers and scientist who can no longer compete in the marketplace becasue they were never given the opportunity to sharpen their skills in a real world environment.

  150. Because the best and brightest respect free speech by flayzernax · · Score: 0

    And our government respects owning you like chattel

  151. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry. Leornardo da Vinci comes to mind. Times have changed, and cultural values with them. Killing is no longer the hip thing it was up until maybe the WW2 or even Vietnam war, and I think it's the more highly educated part of population that is driving development into this direction of non-agression.
  152. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by godIsaDJ · · Score: 1

    Well. Da Vinci had his own morals. I have mine. I'd rather work at McDonalds than for the military.

  153. career by speedtux · · Score: 1

    the agency "is the best thing you can do for your career."

    What career would that be? If you are a "geek", i.e., you actually like working with technology hands-on, then becoming a program manager at DARPA sounds dreadful. You don't get to work with technology, you just get to see lots of other people having fun. And you do get to hand out the money, but more often than not, you have to NOT hand out money and be a general PITA to other geeks. And after all that, if you're lucky, once you decide to leave DARPA, you'll be ready on a career path... as an administrator or financial manager at a university.

  154. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by syukton · · Score: 1

    This is nonsense, of course. In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry. Leornardo da Vinci comes to mind. The problem is has to do with what Thomas Kuhn wrote about in "The Structure of Scientific Revolution". DARPA relies on a filtering mechanism that employs academics. Academics are not open to new ideas that may upset their world view. New Einsteins would do just that, disrupt their world view. They therefore tend to avoid organizations like DARPA and prefer to go it alone. Eventually, new paradigms are accepted and science experiences a seismic explosion of creativity. DARPA would do well to encourage disruptive ideas but, given that the old guard is in charge, I am not holding my breath. We might have to wait for them to die off, as Max Planck once suggested. Plenty? I don't know if you can qualify 'plenty' with one example. You also used 'in the past' and the question at hand is more about the, you know, present.
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  155. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

    Plenty? I don't know if you can qualify 'plenty' with one example. You also used 'in the past' and the question at hand is more about the, you know, present.

    Are you kidding me? There are lots of scientists and engineers working right now in the defense industry. It is a huge industry that employs hundreds of thousands of people around the world. Famous companies like Lockheed, Hughes, Boeing, GM, Ford, Ratheon, BAE, etc.. come to mind. There are also tens of thousands of enlisted and civilian scientists and engineers working directly with the various branches of the military.

  156. Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are busy flooging Ohio?

    SCNR

  157. Image by jandersen · · Score: 1

    The short version: Intellectuals are all subversives.

    The longer version is that the most intelligent people are often not good at automatically following orders. They tend to reflect on what is said and question authority - when you have gone through university and possibly got a PhD, I think you can be excused for feeling that you are the best authority around at any time. This is not quite what the army is after, is my impression; they want people that can whip of a "Sir! Yes Sir!" so it feels like a slap in the face.

    And the military doesn't have a reputation for intellectual brilliance - it is more a case of "if you can't be anything else, be a soldier".

    All in all I think well-educated don't want the army, and the army don't want intellectuals either. Not an easy one to solve.

  158. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    That might just be a tad strong but certainly it is some what distasteful to work towards the destruction of humanity rather than working towards the betterment of humanity. While some defence, strong emphasis on defence, related technologies might be ok, unfourtunately the companies involved also tend to work on the most murderous offensive technologies and they have no qualms about exacerbating political tensions around the globe via lobbyists, 'stink' tanks (no misspelling there) for of corrupt pseudo intellectuals (who knew you could get a doctorate in bullshit) and utterly corrupt mass media marketing war and destruction as desirable.

    After all there is a lot of private sector jobs that pay well, provide a good working environment and leave you feeling good about the work you are doing. If you of course prefer to work for the government and contribute to society as a whole (reduced pay but better job security and contributing to the society you are a part of), there is always the medical and education sectors (hey, we might all pick on government workers for fun but it mostly isn't true and mass media has jumped on the bandwagon because it has been paid to by extremely corrupt private corporations, who want to provide you with absolutely no service and charge ten times as much as the government would ever have).

    Perhaps various governments might have to figure out a way to clearly separate defensive, non-aggresive technologies and companies from death at a profit companies, so they can attract better people for defence and as for offence well I'm sure there are enough jock strap wanna be computer drones to pick from, the typing monkeys thing, get enough of them and some sort of code will come out just look at M$ Vista for example ;).

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  159. Smart people went into startups by S3D · · Score: 1

    Startups promise chance of instant wealth and position, without slow climbing bureaucratic ladder. Scientist are not interested in material gain are better provided for by universities or corporate research centers. No need of humiliating security checks, freedom of publishing, travels and associations.

  160. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry.

    Yes. The Manhattan project, for example, had no difficulty recruiting large quantities of extremely top-level talent. But that's because intelligent people perceived both a need and an ethically justified situation. Right now, both the need and the ethics appear to be missing from the equation.

    The problems we face from, say, people hijacking airplanes are social, not technological. Lock the cockpit doors, stop cooperating with terrorists when they ask for stuff, and maybe give knives to all the civilians on airplanes. This doesn't require any new technology. And it certainly is not solved by arming the government with new weapons of war.

    These things are obvious to most of the people DARPA would want to recruit.
  161. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by ardle · · Score: 1

    In this world of ideas, you don't get paid for having an idea, you get paid for acting like you have an idea.
    This is because eating is more important than R&D. An idea lasts for a minute, your children last a lifetime. If you're lucky.

  162. Not enough US citizens by sugar+and+acid · · Score: 1

    This is military research. Most if not all posts have to be filled by US citizens, after extensive security checks.

    The military research and engineering area were always going to be the first to suffer from a decrease in the number of US citizens going into scientific and engineering fields. It is one area where importing overseas trained scientists and engineers can't fill the gap.

  163. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    Einstein fled nazi Germany. Many German scientists preferred to surrender to US than to Russia. Intelligent people sometime work for armies, less often for weapon manufacturers and very rarely without interesting themselves in politics.

    Why did scientists chose a science career ? A lot of them genuinely want to improve the world. In order to make them work for an army, you'll have to convince them that they will fight the good fight. The Bush administration did not try that very hard.

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  164. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for instance, refuse to take any job that creates weapons, or from a company who's main purpose is to make weapons.
    Go thing for you, then, since you're a MORON that wouldn't have a chance of working for DARPA...

    Idiot.

  165. Easy question by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    It is because DARPA requires clearances, which the best and brightest usually cannot get because they are foreign nationals. The "best and brightest" US students are not smart enough to work for DARPA anymore because of their socialist education system that is more interested in teaching liberalism, "fairness," demonization of high achievers, and so on...

  166. simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one is a real no-brainer. It goes like this. Back just after 9/11, the Bush administration went after scientists. If they were working on science projects that could be somehow connected to anything terrorist reated, then the scientists would be labelled terrorists (and if I recall correctly, some were jailed). Even if they were working on vaccines for dangerous diseases, the disease material could have been turned into a weapon of mass destruction, so jail! So lets review. 1) Study your brains out at university for 12 years. Work hard all the time. Get a job at univeristy/research lab. Work hard all the time. Get on the cutting edge of something, and then get chucked in jail by someone who has no idea what you are working on, but has a healthy dose of misunderstanding, and an overwhelming sense of importance. Blowhard 1, scientist 0. And now you are asking why not work for DARPA? Why even bother to stay in the US is a better question!

  167. DARPA by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1

    Just hurry up with my medicine .. thank you!

  168. Please DARPA contact me by nofactor · · Score: 0

    Please DARPA contact me. I have a BS in telecommunication engineering and i am a natural born self-learner. In all the jobs that i've had until now, my bosses always grow tired of my curiosity and when i have tried to create my own company (twice), the people around me say that i can't (I must be missing some misterious prerequisite). I have even tried to become a daytrader in the stock market, but it seems that i'm not predestined either. Taking into account that most of my life i have been under constant scrutiny, i don't really care giving up some civilian rights in favour of my intellectual freedom. I'm not sure if your offer is available to Spanish citizens. My only condition is to live on the coast or near a lake in a windy sailable place. I don't leave any contact information, because i know that if you are interested, you will know how to contact me.

  169. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by coquinho61 · · Score: 1

    Hear hear. I seccond that completely.

  170. History Lesson by mqduck · · Score: 1

    Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government? Well, I can promise you that no Einstein is working for DARPA or anywhere else in the military. There's a reason he wasn't in the Manhattan Project.
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  171. the area is very conservative by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Huh? The People's Republic of Montgomery County is conservative? The District is Conservative? Arlington? You have to get out to Loudon and western Fairfax to find conservative.

  172. Not enough dollars... by superflytnt · · Score: 1

    ...for whatever they're worth! Seriously, the biggest reason is the paycheck. It's a pretty much well-known fact that Uncle Sam doesn't pay.

  173. You're even worse then. by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Think about it. By NOT working for them you've possibly denied them the breakthrough in weapons researc hthat would have

    A) Created a completly non-lethal but entirely effective weapon with no lasting side effects B) Created a weapon of mass destruction so powerful it would prevent any conflict as long as you are its sole possessor.

    Therefore, you aare responsible for all the deaths that WILL occur resulting from your inaction on weapons reasearch.

    Take this with a cubic meter of salt.

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    1. Re:You're even worse then. by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      Think about it. By NOT working for them you've possibly denied them the breakthrough in weapons researc hthat would have

      Umm...

      A) Created a completly non-lethal but entirely effective weapon with no lasting side effects

      ...Which is then used as an unlawful interrogation device

      B) Created a weapon of mass destruction so powerful it would prevent any conflict as long as you are its sole possessor.

      *cough*coldwar*cough*

      Therefore, you aare responsible for all the deaths that WILL occur resulting from your inaction on weapons reasearch. Take this with a cubic meter of salt.
    2. Re:You're even worse then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B) Created a weapon of mass destruction so powerful it would prevent any conflict as long as you are its sole possessor.

      Right, because that worked so well with nuclear weapons...

  174. You can develop tech for torture too! by GoldenShale · · Score: 1

    As a PhD student in computer science, I would rather give up computers for the rest of my life and work on a farm rather than have my work help kill or torture more people. At least in my research community, working for DARPA is thought of as selling out to work for conservative bastards. Sure, you get lots of funding and the coolest toys, but for most people it's about hot ideas, not gear. If instead we were talking about major government programs to develop massive renewable energy resources, provide clean water or more food, I think the application process would quickly become very competitive. Oh, and it would probably increase American security, both physical and economic, an order of magnitude faster as well. Put the money into the NSF, the NIH and the part of the department of energy that actually does renewable energy research.

  175. Too much red tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to work for them. But the applications involved are ridiculous.

    I graduated in June, 2006. While hunting for jobs, I applied to some federal government job sites. In the time it took me to fill out one application for a goverment job, I could have filled out a hundred for private companies. The applications are confusing, mishandled, buggy, and hopelessly obfuscated by poorly explained terms, nonexistant support, and a complete lack of common sense.

    From a cost benefit standpoint, it simply wasn't worth my time to spend an hour on a federal govenrment job application, only to have a message show up telling me that a glitch had destroyed the damn thing or I'd miscoded something and I'd have to start all over again.

  176. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

    Gimme a break... Defensive???? It is the US military we are talking about here.

  177. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they should team up with the USPTO - no shortage of crackpot^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H "blue sky" ideas floating around there.

  178. Einstein himself... by walter_f · · Score: 1

    ... wasn't exactly known for being pro-military...

    In general (no pun intended here), military doesn't attract the brightest of a nation for a carreer.

  179. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by mrogers · · Score: 1

    Even if your weapon is used in a defensive mode? Remember that battles -- even attacks -- can be defensive in nature.

    True, but as long as there's no way for the designer to ensure that the weapon will only be used defensively, I agree with the GP: if you knowingly put a weapon in the hands of a murderer, you are a murderer.

    As technologists we like to say that technology is morally neutral, because that absolves us of responsibility. But it's not true. Swords and ploughshares are not morally equivalent: there are good uses for swords and bad uses for ploughshares, but that doesn't change the fact that one is designed for killing people and the other is designed for feeding people.

  180. The Facts by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    The best and brightest will be drawn to R&D type work and DARPA does little of it anymore. Not just DARPA though. I was in charge of an R&D project at a major defense contractor a few years ago and found it impossible to recruit decent talent. Microsoft and others snagged them instead by offering them much more money even though the project was very interesting.

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  181. Several reasons: by ledow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not being American, I probably wouldn't qualify anyway, but here's my guess:

    1) The first letter in DARPA stands for "defense"

    Most serious scientists want to create and explore, not destroy. Does NASA have problems hiring? THAT would be news. Actually they probably do have problems, as does anyone trying to get "real" scientists these days. I'd actually expect DARPA to be the last place to "dry up" because it won't get an enormous percentage of otherwise-eligible scientists apply.

    2) Money.

    Government agencies tend not to pay anywhere near market rates and if they do, they certainly don't keep up with those rates after a few years.

    3)

    I'm afraid this item is classified information and you may never, ever discuss it with anyone, ever.

    4) Freedom.

    Work for the government for a pittance to develop something that will then be claimed as a government invention, or work for a serious research place where you will get some credit and be able to discuss your ideas with others (that is, basically, what science is all about). You'll be able to research just about anything you want, in all kinds of esoteric fields, rather than being forced back to "make me something that'll kill more people", for instance. You'll (hopefully) be able to do it without a massive committee of people with their own agenda pushing you into areas you have little interest in.

  182. FOX-- by Emma+Emmerich · · Score: 2, Funny

    I assume they're worried that they'll be the tragic victims of mysterious heart attacks. You just can't trust retired military agents these days.
  183. Smart people know better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are all the Einsteins...?

    Obviously nowhere near the bush regime...the white house has been an intelligence draining quantum singularity for the last 8 years.

  184. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Instine · · Score: 1

    "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice." , Albert Einstein

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  185. I refuse to support the war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Less than a year ago, I gave up a job that required DoD Clearance because I didn't want to support the war with my knowledge. I'm sure others are feeling the same.

  186. Who wants to just get rejected? by Theovon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ok, I'm not trying to say that I'm the best or the brightest. But I do have 12 year of industry experience, and I'm working on my Ph.D. in AI right now. I've applied for DARPA grants before, only to be rejected. I get enough funding from other sources, so why waste my time?

    I think the problem is with DARPA, not the bright people.

  187. a particular einstein, Oppenheimer, truth and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Einstein played no other role in the nuclear bomb project. As a German who had supported left-wing causes, he was denied security clearance for such...

    This could explain a particular einstein.

    Things didn't work out so well for
    Robert Oppenheimer , if you are a student of
    history, which some engineers are.

    Science is based on truth.
    War is based on lies.
    Not a good match.

  188. Why would you want to help a bunch of murderers? by Chris+Acheson · · Score: 1

    "When men hire themselves out to shoot other men to order, asking nothing about the justice of their cause, I don't care if they are shot themselves."
    --Herbert Spencer

  189. People are waking up by neuromancer23 · · Score: 1

    The "cutting edge of government" is just a euphemism for the "point of a bayonet". As intelligence increases, people are less likely to engage in anti-social patterns of behavior (like supporting government). What DARPA is witnessing is that the human race is evolving, and thus is starting to do things that make sense, as opposing to engaging in the idiot primate acts of aggression and status on which the survival of the state depends.

    "Dominance is a game played by apes and other primates" - Barbara J. King, Biological Anthropology (paraphrased)

  190. Re:Bullshit. The Jobs and Morals were Exported. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Otherwise the people I see when I look around me at the office must be... old-timers. They do good work, but you can't rely on these people more than a decade or two into the future.

  191. Playing Cards? by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

    USELESS without pics.

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    Populus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur...
    "Force shits upon Reason's back." - Poor Richard's Almanac
  192. My personal experience ... by NameIsDavid · · Score: 1

    I have considerable experience applying for DARPA grant funding, administering DARPA contracts as principal investigator and going to both fact-finding and status-review meetings. Although I've been on the receiving end the whole time, I've had the pleasure of interacting with a variety of DARPA program managers. DARPA does not conduct primary research itself. Rather, program managers contribute to forming an overall vision and each form their own plans to contribute to this mission. This means coming up with a set of research interests that they'd like to fund from their given budget, soliciting proposals, deciding who should receive money and then monitoring the progress. As they form their portfolios of projects, the managers report in to the head of DARPA and hope to make a good case for getting their portfolio funded so that they can use this funding to grant various contracts to carry out the research. All this means that a program managers job is all about talking with and traveling to academic and industry labs on a regular basis, trying to figure out what is going on, what work contributes to DARPA's goals, what work is likely to proceed well without DARPA's input and which would benefit most from DARPA grant money. There are proposals to solicit and read, usually with a lot of back and forth to refine them to the point where both DARPA and the receiving party can agree everything makes sense. There are review meetings to attend to make sure existing contracts are proceeding properly. This is a very travel intensive position that requires a lot of organization and a comfort level with people always holding out their cup for money. You need to be able to sift through this and be able to say yes to some and no to others. None of this involves doing research yourself. Even though many program managers are researchers, they typically suspend this in order to do a public service and act as a DARPA program manager for a few years (its time-limited and you need to return back to the private sector afterward ... this is to keep things fresh and avoid forming relationships with companies that might bias future decisions). There are benefits to the program managers such as access to leading-edge research results which could help know where to direct ones own research in the future. Plus, the pleasure of helping to enable this research. However, these jobs are not for those who don't like administrative work and would miss the lab.

    1. Re:My personal experience ... by NameIsDavid · · Score: 1

      I should add that, while all DARPA's work is built around a defense mission, it's not focused as tightly on weapons as posters here are assuming. For example, DARPA helped fund the commercialization of silicon-germanium technology, which is a technology with a production cost similar to plain-vanilla silicon CMOS but with performance comparable (in many applications) to more expensive technologies such as gallium arsenide. The motivation for DARPA was to ensure that the US maintained a leading-edge, off-the-shelf commercial technology that the military could also access so that it wouldn't have to always resort to highly-expensive custom options (the proverbial $800 toilet seat). However, a side benefit has been that this commercialization was able to take place faster than internal R&D funding would have allowed, with the consequence that very many consumer products now use this technology (it's in very many cell phones, WiFi cards and GPS devices).

  193. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1

    Ed Teller was kind of a dick. I met with him twice: once, after a public lecture, in the 1980s; and once, at a small dinner party, in the 1990s. His jingoistic zeal and fervor for the hydrogen bomb were pretty scary, even when he was an old man. He wanted to use hydrogen bombs to dig canals, build reservoirs, and generally remake the face of the Earth -- but both times I spoke with him, he telegraphed a creepy undertone of manifest destiny and the intoxicating political power that could come from powerful explosives.

    Teller was a big reason (for me) not to join DARPA. Instead, when I got my Ph.D. (Applied Physics, Stanford University, 1995) I went to work first as a contractor at NASA/GSFC and then for a non-profit research institute. If I ever had any doubts about going to work for DARPA or joining the civil service, they have been washed away by the shenanigans pulled by the Bush administration.

  194. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by huckamania · · Score: 1

    Don't you people read the news? The constitution is as strong as ever. The judicial branch just did a smack down on the executive and legislative branches.

    Whatever. The reason I wouldn't work with DARPA is because they fund a quarter at a time. You can hit all of your milestones, have a great project and still get your funding yanked out from under you. When your funding gets cut, they aren't gentle about it. At a DARPA conference in Hawaii, the colonel in charge announced after reviewing all of the projects that 90% of them were being cut. It was one of those moments where you are expecting 'duh-duh-duh' to be played.

    Luckily my project wasn't one of those that was cut, but it was clear that DARPA had made a sea change and that the funding was going to dry up eventually. They are lavish in their spending. The conferences were always held somewhere swank. My wife loved it.

  195. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by AuMatar · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as a defensive weapon- all of them can be used offensively. Perhaps if in addition to making them I got to choose when and how they were used in all circumstances, I'd agree to do it. Since they won't be under my control after their creation, the odds of them being misused by my standards are nearly 100%. I won't contribute to that.

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    I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
  196. Because I can't do open source ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised that the Slashdot crowd didn't say this earlier, but I am reluctant to work with ANY super-secret organization. With open-source software leading IT innovation, I want to build a reputation that the world can appreciate, and I want to be able to be able to take (a copy of) my work product with me when I go somewhere else !

  197. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by lostokie · · Score: 0, Troll
    The Italian Police are "the worst torturers on Earth"? Legally? Oh I'd say it didn't need a legal defence, given that the complaints are about legally sanctioned activities. As for ethically, I don't see the Japanese up in arms when a child murderer is slapped around by the police for a few days until he confesses.

    I wouldn't want this for the US legal system for obvious reasons, but given the extingencies of war, allowing the US military access to industrialized nations' police force interrogation techniques seems reasonable.

    And come on, if it were Clinton in Iraq now, and Clinton had listened to his generals, kept a tight reign on contractors, and not fucked up the occupation, would anyone really be complaining that the military was water boarding a half dozen assholes, and making some lesser assholes stand awkwardly for hours? Either one of those still sounds like a huge improvement over an Italian police "talk".

  198. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by PachmanP · · Score: 1

    I, President of Guntenhimen University, do present to rtb61 on this the nineteenth day of June an honorary Doctorate for his exemplary work in promoting and producing Bullshit.

    I am truely impressed.
    Attack military industrial complex...check
    Attack lobbyists...check
    Attack corporations...check
    Attack mass media...check
    Attack comcast/cable co...possibly
    Attack Microsoft...check
    Direct mention of sheeple...sadly missing.

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    You're thinking small. Why miniaturize the laser, when we could instead enlarge the sharks? -John Searle
  199. Money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Geniuses" they will find a better way to make money then working for the government.

  200. two words -- security clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually they have a worse problem -- people leaving the government sector for industry because of security requirements.

    I also have friends who tell me that if they had it to do over again the would not get involved with defense.

  201. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

    Are you equating your self with the best and brightest?

  202. TERMINATOR T12 by d4t4c0ntr0ll3r · · Score: 0

    TERMINATOR T12! eeeek! darpa is not always the best place for clever cogs to go work at. google, or slashdot sounds more fun :)

  203. Spoken like a true crackpot by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Academics are not open to new ideas that may upset their world view. New Einsteins would do just that, disrupt their world view. Small problem with your logic: Einstein was an academic.

    But the portrayal of academics as closeminded fools is pretty much what I'd expect from a crackpot — ahem, "scientific rebel", as per your Homepage — such as yourself, who rails against the "chickenshit voodoo" physics establishment.

  204. Not the way DARPA works by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    As for why you'd work as a civil servant... it's really hard to get fired? DARPA intentionally rotates out its program managers after about 5 years, to keep things fresh. Unless you're very senior (they do need management continuity), DARPA is not the path for a cushy civil service job to last the rest of your career. It's more a chance to be involved with defining the direction of cutting edge research.
  205. DARPA is fun to work for by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    No one with real expertise wants to be stuck in a bureaucratic agency, shuffling the papers and attending meetings at least 6 hours a day. My father retired from DARPA a few years ago, and he thought it was the most fun of anything he'd done in his career.

    He started out as a bench engineer, but he's always been a "big picture" kind of guy, so he liked getting into a position where he could survey the field and have input into where it would go in the future. World experts in technology came in to brief him on all kinds of exciting new developments. He got to go on training exercises with Special Operations forces to learn more about their needs, and loved the "field trips" — it's not always just sitting behind a desk. He also liked being in a position of giving out money to people, instead of having to ask for it from guys like him.

    I've been a low-level engineer in one of the military's RDT&E agencies (not DARPA), and everyone there who has ever had any technical skill complains of skill atrophy, boredom, and endless unproductive bureaucracy. DARPA doesn't have any low level engineers, and doesn't do any engineering work itself. It has program managers (grant officers), who review proposals and making funding decisions. It's completely different from an actual engineering agency.
  206. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    And what does that prove?

  207. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

    That pretty much rules out defensive mode.

  208. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    "I for instance, refuse to take any job that creates weapons"

    The "standard" argumant against this is this: Let's say you worked in a day care center and I walked in one day and starting killing babies one after the other. You being anti-weapon would have no way to stop me. I'd just continue baby killing untill I ran out of badies then move on the the next day care center.

    Next I get 50 other people and systematically rob and loot end-end retail stors and banks. We steal truck and just load them up with the goods. What would you do.

    In many cases I say that weapon usage is morally required. Certainly in the bady killing scenario use of force is justified.

  209. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, when you do work for hire, you don't get to choose the employers' use of the gadget they paid for.

    Not to mention the fact that most science, or rather information gleaned from science, can be used to make weapons or otherwise more effectively kill people. Perhaps most science is evil because scientists can't stipulate how the information can be used?

    Simple example: Science tells us that the heart is in the upper left quadrant of the chest. This information can be used to guide an attacker to the most effective place to stab someone. Was that the anatomist's intention when he first opened up a human body to learn its parts? Probably not, but he doesn't get to choose. Therefore, anatomy is evil.

    Perhaps the botanist, when he documented that a certain flower is poisonous to eat, never intended it to be formulated into a concentrated, potent poison, but there it is. Therefore, botany is evil.

    Scientists, you're all working for the destruction of the human race!

    Is that the logic? Or maybe science and technology really are neutral, and it's humans who are evil, corrupt beings who misuse tools and information?

    Weapons are no different. In the hands of a nation that is typically defensive, their uses will be typically defensive, even if the particular battle situation is offensive. Yes, even if their primary purpose is to kill people. The question is: Which people, and why? Those are questions of politics, not technology.

    You must also consider the deterrent effect of advanced weaponry. Why does no one openly attack the US? Because we've got a strong military. If we didn't, would we have had so few conflicts on US soil? Would Mexico or Canada (eh?) have invaded? As it is, no one dares because we have advanced weaponry.

  210. Google by izm · · Score: 1

    All the would-be Einsteins are at Google, or some other private industry job. Private industry pays better than government up front, and is extremely enticing, especially when you are talking about Google's perks. I personally turned down a Defense Research position with CECOM/CERDEC to pursue a career in software engineering in first telecom, then the financial sector. The money is better, which is great when you are trying to get yourself started in life, and trying to pay down that mountain of debt accumulated over the years in college. There's also the idea that you can be safe in the knowledge that what you engineer isn't actively killing someone.

    Aside from it all, who WOULDN'T want a beenbag chair in their cubical?

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    izm
  211. Empiral Engineers by krondell · · Score: 1

    A friend put it to me like this once after I expressed my interest in working on robots, "Do you ever think about just giving in and joining the Dark Side and going to work for DARPA...". I think that's pretty apt. If you're building the military's next generation of killer robots or data miners for finding dissidents or uav spies, you're not that far removed from one the engineers who worked on the death star. You know anyone from Aldaron, dickbag?

  212. What are the hours? by Awful+Truth · · Score: 1

    Beat my investment bank salary and I'm there.

  213. Fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We all had a little too much "fun" in college. And the current set of clearance policies don't agree with "fun".

  214. Government = Military = Weapons by Quantus347 · · Score: 1

    As many of the comments on this thread show Gov't work is now (believed to be)synonymous with Military and Weapons work, and that wasn't always the case. In the heyday of the Space Race there were huge opportunities for non-weapons application development that only the Government was doing. The Government was on the cutting edge of nearly all Technologies. Now the Private Sector owns the leading edge of nearly all Non-military/weapon tech. The Einsteins of the nation just aren' going to work for the second best out of patriotism. This is one of the reasons the Gov't is throwing money back into Space Exploration, they are hoping hoping to revive some of the spirit of the Space Race, by giving the Up-and-Comers a Non-Military goal.

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    Common Sense isn't as Common as people think...
    1. Re:Government = Military = Weapons by hazydave · · Score: 1

      I don't think "Government Work" has always meant Military. But think about the realities of today. First of all, this was DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration), not NASA. "Defense" has long been code-word for "Military", but under the Bush Adminstration, it's clear that "Defense" really means "offense", "imperalism", "American Empire", "PAX Americana", and any other PNAC buzzword you're like to employ. The world has changed.

      But it wasn't all THAT different pre-Bush. I was lured... and that's is the correct word.. into working for General Electric when I graduated CMU in 1983. They sold me on the Space Shuttle... as a kid who used to stay up really late to see every Apollo launch or moon EVA that was televised in the '60s and '70s, what higher goal could I shoot for.. money was the farthest thing from my mind... every good Engineer makes a fine living.

      But when I arrived in Philly, I was assigned to a ground within GE called "Computational Design".. their first effort to bring in folks allowed to work in both HW and SW. I got assigned to fix their RTL modeling system... and ultimately, found this was only being used to simulate nuclear missiles re-entering the earth, and then detonating.

      I was there a total of four months. And it was all deception on their part. I wonder how many new hires were dragged into such immoral work but didn't have the guts to leave. Clearly, if this was a respected occupation, they wouldn't have tricked me into it.

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      -Dave Haynie
  215. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by AuMatar · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, when you do work for hire, you don't get to choose the employers' use of the gadget they paid for.


    But you can choose your employer, and the projects you work on. Which is what I do, since controlling their use eternally is impossible.

    Or maybe science and technology really are neutral, and it's humans who are evil, corrupt beings who misuse tools and information?

    Weapons are no different. In the hands of a nation that is typically defensive, their uses will be typically defensive, even if the particular battle situation is offensive. Yes, even if their primary purpose is to kill people. The question is: Which people, and why? Those are questions of politics, not technology.


    True. But since I can't control the politics, I don't try. Instead, I choose not to create things that will be used as weapons. Yes, its possible for an unintended consequence of some invention/discovery to be used as a weapon, but I don't hold that against anyone. No one knows the future. Intent is what matters- if you make something that has the intent of killing, you're as guilty as the one who uses it to kill.

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    I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
  216. The best and the brightest get left behind by marketanomaly · · Score: 1

    Simply look at the article about the effect of focusing so much energy on the low achieving students in our education system. The best and the brightest get left behind. http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/19/0333202 Of course this is not the only reason for Darpa's brain drain. I'd suggest increasing salaries, benefits, etc. Private companies are probably doing cooler stuff and paying more.

  217. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by AuMatar · · Score: 1

    Agreed, there are situations where the use of force is justified. This does not equate to creating weapons, many of which (if not the majority of which) will be misused is justified. There's a difference between evaluating a situation and deciding that someone/something must be protected and force is required to do so, and between making a weapon which has no such evaluation mechanism and allowing it to be misused.

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    I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
  218. This isn't rocket science... well, read on... by hazydave · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of answers. But the bottom line is simple: most of "the best and the brightest" simply do not want to work on technology designed to kill people. It really is that simple.

    You cannot compare this to the Einstein era. In World War II, there was a reasonable belief that the Nazi regieme might actually be successful in their effort to take over the world. That level of desparation will get the best of us involved in things we might otherwise not support.

    Despire the radical right's efforts to paint the activities of thousands of equally radical Islamists, as a similar threat... well, the best and the brightest among us are not that stupid. Duh. We are substantially smarter than the people using the fear of terrorism to maintain political power in the USA.

    Personally, I was in the direct line of this kind of decision tree back in the early 80s. My first job out of college (CMU '83), I was hired at General Electric, lured in based on the prospect of working on tiny bits of the Space Shuttle.

    In reality, it was all about Nuclear Weapons... specifically, GE then was dealing with the things ICBMs had to do on the way back to earth. It took me about two months (no security clearance yet) to really grok all they were doing, and a month or so to get the balls to quit a company after such a short time out of school (but I went on the work at Commodore computer, helping to deliver your Commodore 128, Amiga 2000, 3000, and 4000).

    The people who make things, who really want to create something new, who have that vision and talent, will not waste their lives building the tools of death, unless our fundamental way of life is seriously threatened. So DARPA will have to subsist, basically, on the people who are rejected from other ventures, and the occasional Evil Genius.

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    -Dave Haynie
    1. Re:This isn't rocket science... well, read on... by v3xt0r · · Score: 1

      One Era's Germany is another Era's China, soon enough. Why wait? Sign me up! =)

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      the only permanence in existence, is the impermanence of existence.
  219. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    Why? Your statement is nothing but accusation based on hyperbole. It says and proves nothing.

  220. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that. Take the most destructive weapon invented so far, the nuclear bomb.

    Were the people who invented it evil? As it turns out, Germany wasn't too terribly far from inventing it themselves. Had we not made it first, what would have been the consequences? How many more people would have died when the German army used their own bomb and won the war?

    Wars happen, and you want to be on the winning side of them when they do. When your country is ill-equipped to repel invaders, or can't adequately defend allies, all the feel-good "I don't like guns" rhetoric in the world isn't going to stop that army from steamrolling your house.

  221. Boeing DARPA by bjacobel · · Score: 1

    I'd love to work for DARPA, but I'm sure I'd get paid much more working for Boeing or Lockheed or some such contractor which actually develops many of DARPA's projects. The UCAV Raptor (the unmanned drone plane), the Apache helicopter, airborne 100kW lasers, most missiles, every F-series fighter jet, and almost all bombers were developed by either Boeing or Lockheed (the B in B-52 stands for Boeing.) Besides that, (most) sub-contractors aren't associated with the stigma of government-financed evil like DARPA is.

  222. Show me the money! by Hausenwulf · · Score: 1

    When I was in the navy, I worked in a highly technical field (nuc power program). Almost everyone who could get out did get out. Why? It was almost always money. You were paid better in the private sector. For the same reason, I had trouble going to military doctors. Why would any sane doctor stay in the military considering how much they could make in private practice?

  223. More interest in money than public service ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because we don't have civics classes.

  224. I tried, actually... by incognit000 · · Score: 1

    I tried to join DARPA right out of college. I was rejected because they said I was 6 pounds too fat for military service. That's right, DARPA members are required to fulfill the same physical standards as the guys on the front lines. Good grades? Lots of recommendations? Eagle Scout? Degree in a relevant field? Multilingual? Doesn't matter, fatty. I think the big reason smart people aren't joining DARPA is because they know it's a dead-end career with lousy pay, acres of red tape, and nonsensical rules. If they're going to go through all that trouble, they want to be compensated for it.

  225. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume you mean weapons designed to be used on humans. There are plenty of uses for weapons which don't involve killing other humans.

    There are also plenty of weapons that don't kill people as well. You might think of that the next time some small friend of yours finds it necessary to move through some quiet part of a large city alone.

    A little pepper spray goes a long way.

  226. Location? by Kooshman · · Score: 1

    My best friend wants to do some kind of public-support work, e.g., education. Ignoring factors of qualification and interest, we could assume that this DARPA work is roughly equivalent. What would dissuade her from working at DARPA?

    Like the real estate mantra, I find that much of hte problem with federal government work is its location, location, location. Sure, public work has terrible pay, but if you can get it in a decently cheap region you don't have to care so much. But working for DARPA likely means having to live in ugly, crowded, expensive regions in or about Washington DC. Why is this, exactly? A good share of the technological development is going on in places like Sillicon Valley, Boston, and Austin. My favorite is Austin, as it has all the tech and none of the expense. I can live a nice life in a safe neighborhood with a tiny commute on 20-30k a year. The others are expensive, but there are more justifications to live in those places than "oh hey look the government's offices are here".

    Even contractors in random places about America are bound to be in nicer, or at least cheaper, places. So if you're trying to solve the two-body problem, how likely is it that one partner can get a job that pays just as well as two people working for low government pay? And the limited selection of those jobs in and around DC... means practical considerations alone make DARPA work (along with a lot of federal work) unimpressive.

    The same goes for all the other slices of government work that are having a hard time getting qualified applicants like, say, the patent office. Why do examiners need to be in DC? Again, a significant number of the applicants are going to be in the tech centers. Why are there not satellite offices on the west and gulf coasts?

    We can have a nice little debate about how big the American government has become, but until The Revolution comes, could we at least have it behave in a relatively efficient manner? The concentration of offices in DC, to the exclusion of offices elsewhere, is idiotic.

  227. It's simple by Talgrath · · Score: 1

    The current president and his cronies have done everything they can to fight honest science; even if DARPA isn't necessarily going to be moderated by political appointees, my guess is that many won't bother to make the distinction. Why bother to work for the government as a scientist if your conclusions are going to be second-guessed or changed by your editor?

  228. Developing evil weapons by Ninthrock · · Score: 1

    Perhaps folks are right and we need to make sure American soldiers have inferior weapons. I can imagine a more moral version of World War II where concentration camps weren't liberated because of an inferior Military Industrial Complex. Yeah, that'd be grand.

  229. Why Are the Best and Brightest Not Flooding DARPA? by ibsteve2u · · Score: 0

    Might be as simple as the example that this Administration sets:

    Under this Administration, government isn't the place for individuals who want to serve the American people and the nation. Applicants should remember that their purpose is to further the causes of Big Business and Big Oil, and any failure to remain "on message" will reflect poorly upon their chances for career advancement.

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    Orwell: "In a Time of Universal Deceit, telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act"
  230. I tried the CIA, it sucked by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    I tried the CIA right out of college, and they wanted the best and brightest too (who doesn't?). I imagine that DARPA is similar. They want the best and brightest, but still pay civil servant wages (30-40% below the industry), and now have crappier benefits than private industry as well (double the copays, much worse coverage).

    My hardware lab (last in HQ) got taken over for cube space, and my new location was now 20-30 miles from my main customer (ops folks), so they never came to see me anymore, and visa versa.

    I left for private industry and in 12 months was making 50% more than as a public servant, and now just a few years later I've almost doubled my old gov't salary and live in a MUCH lower cost of living locale than the DC metro area. Much better people to live and work with too.

  231. Re:maybe some of us have more morals than einstein by Surt · · Score: 1

    Ouch, that got me a surprising number of Einstein loving moderators trying to silence me. Thanks to the one brave soul who gave me an interesting. Hopefully the metamods will nail the trolls and flamebait.

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    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  232. would Einstein work for darpa? by David+W.+White · · Score: 1

    A Mr. Don Bright emailed me to ask if I really thought that Einstein would have worked for Darpa. My response is below:
    Yes, I think Einstein would have worked for DARPA (if he was given the security clearance). Please note that Edward Teller (who was directly involved in the Manhattan Project) was also a friend of Einstein and was consulted by Einstein's team about the necessity and urgency to develop the nuclear bomb. Discover states "Despite helping to spur Roosevelt into action, Einstein never worked directly on the bomb project. J. Edgar Hoover, the director of the FBI even back then, wrote a letter to General Sherman Miles, who initially organized the efforts, that described Einstein's pacifist activities and suggested that he was a security risk. In the end, Einstein played only a small role in the Manhattan Project. He was asked by Vannevar Bush, one of the project's scientific overseers, to help on a specific problem involving the separation of isotopes that shared chemical traits. Einstein was happy to comply. Drawing on his old expertise in osmosis and diffusion, he worked for two days on a process of gaseous diffusion in which uranium was converted into a gas and forced through filters." Taken from http://discovermagazine.com/2008/mar/18-chain-reaction-from-einstein-to-the-atomic-bomb/article_view?b_start:int=0&-C=
    Note that the article says "Einstein was happy to comply" to work for the Govt/Military on this aspect of the project, and it could be implied that it was just because he was not given the necessary security clearance why he did not become more directly involved in the larger Manhattan Project.
    Regards.
    David W. White

    --- On Fri, 6/20/08, don bright wrote:
    From: don bright
    Subject: Re: your question on slashdot
    To: David W. White
    Date: Friday, June 20, 2008, 12:42 PM
    yes but would Einstein work for darpa? You did not ask "where are all
    the Edward Tellers"

  233. Re:The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Anyone by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    New theories must exceed old ones in their explanatory power. That should be self evident.

  234. Well... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?
    I dunno, where are all the "Wars supported by most of the country" to incite these Einsteins to action? Necessity is the mother of not only invention, but payroll-sacrificing, patriotic and government sponsored inventors.
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