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Watchmen Watched

In a blatant attempt to make my movie-going a valid business expense, I'm putting together some notes on Watchmen, and providing a place for you all to discuss it. The first thing I want to say is that I had high hopes: If you ask any serious comic book nerd what the most important book is, they will probably give you one of two answers, and "Watchmen" is the right one. So really Snyder, the director of 300, could only do wrong. Fortunately for me, he was very true to the book: just like 300, many sequences are shot-for-shot from the comics. Some stuff didn't make it, and the new ending has a different meaning to me (one that really isn't as satisfying, but is certainly cleaner). But what I can't say is if it was a good movie or not. I sorta wish I could get an impartial opinion of someone who isn't a nutty fan of the book to tell me how it stands as a movie. I imagine a bit slow, wordy and maybe a bit confusing in parts. I'll leave full reviews to others, but I enjoyed the picture and suspect you will too.

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  1. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SNAPE KILS DUMBL-

    wait fuck, nevermind...

    1. Re:First post by genner · · Score: 1

      SNAPE KILS DUMBL-

      wait fuck, nevermind...

      He does?

      Well there's a another movie I don't need to see.

    2. Re:First post by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dr. Manhattan is the token spoiled, bitchy, only-child-emo-kid-who-thinks-nobody-understands-him character of the story.

      And you expected a huge always naked blue man called Dr. Manhattan to be how? ^^

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    3. Re:First post by kaizokuace · · Score: 2

      Dumbledore and Trinity DIE!!!!!!!

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    4. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is *Professor* Snape, Harry!

    5. Re:First post by dctoastman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hilarious... ly backwards.

      Especially since in Dr. Manhattan's case, no one is capable of understanding his point of view. The man just decides to appear on Mars and then wills into existence a huge glass fortress. The level of power necessary to bend time and space to your will like that is staggering.

      While, all Rorschach does is complain how he is the only one capable of seeing things as they are and bitching about the state of the world.

      Watchmen is interesting because each character represents a facet of human nature.

    6. Re:First post by mikedizzle · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to watch this movie this weekend! I'm not going to bother reading the comic before hand. If I recall correctly, this movie is nearly identical to the comic. Therefore, spoilers = teh suck. watchwomen

    7. Re:First post by chimpo13 · · Score: 2

      I just saw the movie. I love the book and loved the movie. I can't wait for an extended version. The only problem I had was the sex scene needed to be way cut down. Based on the bitching going on around me from the theatre, if you don't like the book, you'll bitch about the movie.

      Now to re-read the book and see the movie again.

    8. Re:First post by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      How is reading a graphic novel that has existed for quite a few years now a "spoiler" for the movie based on it?

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    9. Re:First post by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0

      The only problem I had was the sex scene needed to be way cut down.

      So you watch porn on the Internet, and accept that humanity only exists because of "huge massive sex scenes" for eternal ages,
      but you got problems with sex in a movie?

      Don't you see the problem in there?

      Double standards at its best.

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    10. Re:First post by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 0

      I disagree with your interpretation of Rorschach, as well as the GP's interpretation of Manhattan. Neither of them is emo. For what it's worth, Manhattan is closer to that than Rorschach.

      Rorschach is decisive and gets annoyed at people who aren't. He doesn't whine about situations he gets into; he deals with them. He's the first character in the movie (second if you count O) to take initiative.

      Manhattan is basically a god in the movie and doesn't care about much of anything, other than one woman. He has little reason to. He leaves Earth when people start to bother him too much. The girl has to force him into a decision, but that's mostly because he doesn't care if humans destroy themselves.

      Ozymandias has "emo" traits (the guy built himself a giant tomb, expecting the others to kill him after he implemented his plans for the world), but still, he moved decisively in the direction of what he wanted instead of impotently whining about it.

      "Emo" just seems to be the first insult people turn to when they don't like a character.

    11. Re:First post by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you watch porn on the Internet, and accept that humanity only exists because of "huge massive sex scenes" for eternal ages,
      but you got problems with sex in a movie?

      Don't you see the problem in there?

      Double standards at its best.

      No, I don't see the problem there. I see that you're jumping to conclusions about the GP's reasons for wanting the sex scene cut down. You're acting like he complained about there being sex in the movie at all.

      I don't care if tits get shown in an R-rated film, but I don't want to sit for several minutes watching people pretend to have sex, while listening to Leonard Cohen. That's what this one was, and it detracted from the point of the movie.

    12. Re:First post by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      That's a funny way to look at it. I would think of watching the movie as a spoiler for the graphic novel.

      And the only thing I've heard about its relationship to the book is that Alan Moore read the script before they shot and said it was as "close as could be hoped." Considering what happened when they did V for Vendetta and the League of Extraordinary Gentleman, I can't imagine Moore must have very high standards for the film industry.

      I'm going to wait for reviews and the movie-crowds to die down, and in the meantime, I'll re-read the book.

    13. Re:First post by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 0

      Considering that he also says things like "A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?" (credit: Wikiquote) it should be easily understandable why he might feel a little alienated from the rest of everybody else on planet earth. ;)

    14. Re:First post by prlucas · · Score: 1

      I saw it in IMAX with a ton of people who certainly had not read the book, who, in fact thought it was awesome and clapped at the end.

      Made me appreciate the complexity of having a film adaptation appeal to both fans of the book and a mainstream audience.

    15. Re:First post by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Pantero Blanco's point was what I was trying to say. No problem at all with sex in a movie, but when the scene runs long enough to do a video, it was too much. Unless it was a video, then it'd be fine. But for a movie, that scene was way too long.

      And, AND I might say, not having squids didn't bother me at all. Still can't wait for the director's cut.

    16. Re:First post by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "humanity only exists because of ..."

      Yes sex is important to the human race, but so is shitting and peeing (if not more so[1] ).

      I don't really need to see lots of toilet scenes in a movie.

      I know sex is different from peeing/shitting, but just because something is important to the survival of the human race, doesn't mean that it is just as important to show in a movie.

      You need a better reason than that. How about "it makes for a better story"? That's what some people watch movies for apparently.

      It is true that sex scenes do play an important role in some movies (even the nonporn ones ;) ). But apparently many movie makers nowadays throw in sex scenes just to get a "serious movie" a "nonkiddie" rating. Nothing to do with telling a better story.

      Lastly, there are actually some people who like watching movies with lots of peeing. So, are the people who want their movies to have lots of sex scenes really that different? You want porn, there's already plenty of porn available on the Internet.

      [1] Try going without peeing for a day or two, then tell me which is more important.

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    17. Re:First post by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Funny

      And Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

    18. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait for an extended version. The only problem I had was the sex scene needed to be way cut down.

      I'm a bit of a prude. That said I had no major problems with the movie.

      I've never read the book so I don't know how many super hero sexual positions that we get to see in the book. Just one or two sexual positions would have been enough. It is a cinematic movie and not a porn flick. Some old fashioned tasteful cut away and just a few seconds less of the super-hero orgasm faces... that would have made it racy without going over the top.

      I do think it was interesting to show how super powered people would be able to enjoy sexual positions that us mere mortals could only dream of. For example Dr. Manhattan is capable of performing super human sex acts and this was very tastefully toyed around with. I will be unsurprised if the movie is quietly cut down.

      If your like that kind of thing go and watch it in the theater before they quietly cut it down. Like they did the original Blade Runner.

    19. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Rose Bud is his sled.

    20. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it wouldn't have been so bad had it been Leonard Cohen, or even Jeff Buckley. I have no idea why Snyder chose that version, it really really sucked.

      Back to the topic at hand. I actually have seen the movie twice with two different groups of friends. I didn't like the sex scene the first time, because it felt gratuitous, but the second time around it made alot more sense. As a regular joe Dan Dreiberg can't preform, he has trouble even getting it up, seemingly because he's uncomfortable in his own skin. But after he submits and realize he's Nite Owl, he performs like a porn star. A little crude in the imagery department, but then again most of the movie was beating you over the head with it's "ideas" once you could get over the pacing and tone issues.

    21. Re:First post by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Ok. My experience led me to expect the most common reason. It's nice to see a better reason. :)

      Only pretending, and even adding a monologue, really sucks. ^^

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    22. Re:First post by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I don't really need to see lots of toilet scenes in a movie.

      And again, this is a perfect example of religious indoctrination of the centuries. Everybody seem to think of something "dirty" any "nasty" when he thinks of sex.

      You even chose to directly compare sex to pissing and shitting. How obviously biased in that direction.

      Had you chosen any other body function, you would most likely not be able to support you arguments at all.

      Sex is nothing nasty. It never was. Or do you think, eating is something nasty? Because it's definitely not much less nasty. Of bathing in a pool with 100 other asses, crotches and noses in it?

      So the point is not, that you have to show such stuff. But that you don't have to not show it.
      Which is a completely different thing.

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    23. Re:First post by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I thought the sex scenes were a bit too long too. Actually, just the one sex scene. Too much lingering. I don't want porn in my mainstream movies, it's very distracting. Don't derail my movie experience through titillation. If I wanted that I would watch some real porn. In short, I don't want my mainstream movies to have explicit sex, and I don't want my porn to have a plot.

      But I'm an equal opportunity critic. I thought the gore was overdone as well. This is not a movie for squeamish people. What works with pen and ink in a nine panel comic book can be excessive in a movie.

      This movie could have been toned down so it still had the raw sex and grisly violence, but without distracting from the story at hand.

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    24. Re:First post by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If one example proves your argument to be ridiculous, your argument remains ridiculous even if other examples won't prove it.

      You even implicitly conceded my point by saying that if I had chosen any other body function it wouldn't have supported my arguments.

      Thus it did support my argument. So guess why I chose it? D'oh. What do you want me to do? Pick something that doesn't work?

      Most movies are about 2-3 hours. You could fill that 2-3 hours with 100% sex scenes or eating scenes or car chases or whatever (my subpoint was: "does it add to the movie?" ).

      The OP was saying that the sex scene should be cut down - he didn't even say not show it, and you scolded him.

      And why? You have provided no good reason so far.

      A better response would be to ask him to explain why it should be cut down.

      Alternatively you could prove how keeping that sex scene intact is important to the movie as a whole.

      Anyway, maybe he should have waited for the DVD, then he could cut the sex scene for himself.

      If movie makers keep putting scenes that don't add to the movies they shouldn't be surprised if people start waiting for the DVD (or torrent).

      IIRC, someone I know complained that the last Lord of the Rings movie had way too many ending scenes. But closure is good, so lots of closure is "gooder" eh? ;)

      p.s. Not all sex is nasty or dirty (but I'm sure some have managed one or both and maybe even enjoyed it). I think some people have said to the effect that "If you don't think sex can be dirty, you haven't had enough sex". Of course I'm a typical slashdotter, so what would I know about sex...

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    25. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double standards at its best.

      No, double standards at its best is "MPAA are so EVIL!! BOYCOTT!! Oh, wait, they released a film of some comic I like, let me fall over myself to give them money and hype it on the internets"

    26. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, it didn't help seeing it with my mother.

    27. Re:First post by YXdr · · Score: 1

      Umm, that was definitely Leonard Cohen singing. They used the version from Various Positions , which was released in 1984. It was very heavily edited - not just verses were cut out, but they even removed individual phrases, making it a bit choppy.

      Cohen is not a gifted singer. However, he does have a wonderful musicality, but it takes a while to hear it. In short bits he isn't great (but I don't think "really sucked" is a very accurate critique).

    28. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't care if tits get shown in an R-rated film, but I don't want to sit for several minutes watching people pretend to have sex, while listening to Leonard Cohen. That's what this one was, and it detracted from the point of the movie.

      You hit the nail on the head, my man.

    29. Re:First post by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Why, you think your mother has never had sex?

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    30. Re:First post by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Yet they somehow managed to get three additional movies out of it.

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    31. Re:First post by Slumdog · · Score: 1

      Hilarious... ly backwards.

      Especially since in Dr. Manhattan's case, no one is capable of understanding his point of view. The man just decides to appear on Mars and then wills into existence a huge glass fortress. The level of power necessary to bend time and space to your will like that is staggering.

      This might be interesting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmj1rpzDRZ0

      University of Minnesota physics professor James Kakalios discusses how he was tapped to add a physics perspective to the upcoming Warner Brothers movie, Watchmen. Kakalios discusses how quantum mechanics can explain Dr. Manhattan's super human powers in the film, and how he came to become an expert on the topic of the physics of superheroes.

  2. Send me! by the4thdimension · · Score: 3, Funny

    Never read the comics or books, Send me to see it on the /. dime and I will give you an opinion on how it was just as a movie. =P

    1. Re:Send me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Do you take paypal? ;)

    2. Re:Send me! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Same here..I'd never heard of Watchmen before the movie ads started showing.

      Something about killing superheroes?

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    3. Re:Send me! by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then let me spoil it for you: The comic book was amazing. Great artwork and mood, plenty of little bits of foreshadowing and symbolism, great "fleshing out" of the characters with plenty of introspection and investigation of the human condition, all fleshed out through the interesting "intermissions" between chapters. All in all very good except -

      The hamhandedly written plan of Ozymandias. That plot kludge was worse than that time Anakin skywalker killed Amidala because he wanted to save her. LOL WUT? And the psychic "brain monster" was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen - did the artists draw inspiration from Ren and Stimpy?

      I've heard that that part was mostly rectified in the movie, so I'm looking forward to watching it.

    4. Re:Send me! by RicoX9 · · Score: 1

      I read it last year. I got it. I did not find it awe-inspiring or even particularly well written. It's a decent story, but not more so than many others I have read. Certainly not good enough to make a Top 100 books of all time list like it says on the cover.

      I look forward to the movie though. I don't think a movie adaptation can hurt this one.

    5. Re:Send me! by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      I never bothered to read the comix, just went in a different direction.

      But I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Hell Yea!

      I'll let you know... Don't need to pay me, I can afford my own ticket and popcorn...

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    6. Re:Send me! by Creepy · · Score: 1, Informative

      Calling them superheroes is a bit of a stretch - with the exception of Doctor Manhattan, they are really costumed vigilantes.

      Most of the reviews I've seen so far rate the movie as mediocre, even fans. A couple of reviewers severely panned it, like Colin Covert of the Star Tribune - one star, contains the second worst sex scene in cinema (or something like that - maybe it was just this year...) followed by it also contains the worst (and others round out the top 5), quotes like "Who watches the watchmen? Nobody." Christopher Tookey of the Daily Mail, UK also laid into it, - "This despicable trash...," "Watchmen is unwatchable - a grotesque squandering of time, talent and technology," "Verdict: Hollywood at its woeful worst"

      Mostly I've seen reviews suggesting it is just way too long and should have been edited down (the directors cut supposedly is pushing 4 hours, and critics still don't think they cut enough...)

    7. Re:Send me! by Poltras · · Score: 4, Informative

      Something about killing superheroes?

      Something about how real masked vigilante would be, the fetichist, oversized-ego, psycho-past, nostalgic underwear-over-pants kind, and the problems they would have if they really existed. Add to that an intrigue and a very good naration, and you have one of the most incredible novel ever written.

      Oh and it's 11$ on amazon (the whole 12 chapter in one tome) in paperback. Make yourself the pleasure of increasing your culture ;)

    8. Re:Send me! by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 4, Funny

      Make yourself the pleasure of increasing your culture ;)

      You have no change to survive make your time.

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    9. Re:Send me! by Totenglocke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The movie was very faithful to the book, much more so than LOTR. Since Watchmen is ONE book and not a franchise, who cares if brain dead critics who never read the book (or read it and didn't understand it) complain about it. Those of us who enjoy the book now have a film version that's one of the most accurate transitions from book to film ever made. The movie was not "too long", it actually could've been a little bit longer and fit in more of Ozymandias' back story (his was the lightest of all characters in the movie) and included the last conversation between Dr. Manhattan and Ozymandias from the book.

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    10. Re:Send me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Daily Mail....hmmmm

      You know I wouldnt give much credence to anything they publish considering their headlines today include

      "How a chance meeting in a chippy saved this man's sight"

      "Yes Milday! Posh Steps out dressed like Parker"

      "Catherine Zeta Jones goes for dramatic all black look, but did she really need to wear leggings AND Stockings?"

      Honestly.... you're going to take a review seriously from this site? A site that considers what victoria beckham is wearing as news?

      Please.... go back to your womens magazines and continue eating cake.

    11. Re:Send me! by ral8158 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The entire book is built off of the brain monster: it is a reference to Starro, the alien starfish that is the first villain the Justice League fights together, and symbolically it represents how Ozymandias's plan is to force the world to band together.
      It's also the final and most important element of novel, which is the deconstruction of the superhero genre. The octopus punctuates that deconstruction and really says something clear about super heroes: The monster-of-the-week has appeared, and this time there is no last minute batman plan or newly developed superman power that can stop it. All of the heroes are gone. None of the heroes ever were heroes. Not to mention that Ozymandias, the real villain, has shown himself to be as much a part of the game as the others despite his claims to the contrary. His ends-justify-the-means attitude is just as arrogant as the other Watchmen's.

      Understanding the octupus is really, really, important in terms of the book's literary value.

    12. Re:Send me! by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Here's a puzzler for you:

      If it isn't good enough to be on "a Top 100 books of all time list like it says on the cover" why is it?

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    13. Re:Send me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [name] of the Daily Mail, UK also laid into it, - "This despicable trash...,"

      enough about his newspaper; what did the review say?

    14. Re:Send me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scariest part is he's not joking about Starro.

    15. Re:Send me! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      considering the target audience HATES happy hollywood movies, the critics really hating it is generally a good thing.

    16. Re:Send me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never read the comic, got free tickets...

      In my opinion, there were parts that were obviously meant for a comic book, and shouldn't have been on screen. There were also parts of the story that seemed to drag on.

      It felt like they were trying to channel Sin City at times, but I thought Sin City was a lot better (I think the yarn concept worked in movie form).

      I did enjoy the characters though. The back stories had the right amount of charm, and helped construct a solid universe.

      Overall, I left the movie thinking that the comic might be worth reading, but that I'd avoid watching the movie again.

    17. Re:Send me! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Like any other industry the "favorites" doing something far-out is guaranteed to make fans love you... even if it isn't great to outsiders. It goes on everybody's list of "must read" like they make you read "Ethan Frome" in high school.

    18. Re:Send me! by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Christopher Tookey of the Daily Mail, UK also laid into it

      I very much doubt any Daily Mail readers are going to appreciate a book about power corrupting people.

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    19. Re:Send me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christopher Tookey of the Daily Mail, UK

      The Daily Bloody Mail?! Please, if you're going to quote critics, at least pick some from mildly reputable publications.

    20. Re:Send me! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Actually the Daily Mail review had this

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-1159801/Watchmen-Superheroes-sick-slick.html

      It's supremely tasteless, too: a pregnant woman is shot in the stomach by one of our superhero protagonists; two more of them laugh about a man being thrown down a lift shaft; a man is burned alive with cooking fat by a fourth; and a six-year-old girl is torn apart by dogs.

      Watchmen is unwatchable - a grotesque squandering of time, talent and technology.

      This despicable trash will find an audience among sad sociopaths, deranged pseudo-intellectuals and brutalised, immature men of all ages. I just hope that there aren't enough of them to make it a hit. If there are, God help cinema.

      Yeah, I know Daily Mail sucks. But if the first paragraph is accurate, I'd tend to agree with the last one too. Hell it's a fair summary of the sort of people who like movies like Sin City.

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    21. Re:Send me! by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      [...] if the first paragraph is accurate, I'd tend to agree with the last one too.

      The problem is that while the first paragraph is (mostly) accurate, the conclusion drawn from it widely misses the mark. These events are not meant to be glorified, but rather to highlight the frightening and disturbing past of the characters involved in them.

      For example, the "superhero protagonist" who kills the pregnant woman is not a protagonist at all - the character in question is more accurately a catalyst for the plot than a force for good or evil. The event where he shoots the woman is not even being used in the narrative to highlight anything about his character (he's been thoroughly established as a complete bastard by this point), but rather to bring up important points about another character.

      The other events listed in that paragraph are similarly misunderstood when taken so completely out of context. Half of them never even appear on-screen but are rather only implied or mentioned by other characters.

    22. Re:Send me! by gwait · · Score: 1

      Having never heard of it before the movie, here is a non fanboy view:
      By the end I kind of liked it, but damn the first half was DOG SLOW!!
      IMHO this is going to flop.
      Example -
      Scene cut to stone statue......
      Extremely slow pan back to show it's part of a grave monument ...... (typing the dots very slow here)
      Extreme slow pan back to show you many grave stones....gee I wonder if they are in a Cemetery.... Extreme slow pan back to show you the sign over the drive in gate that says.. wait for it... Cemetery!! Wow, I never would have guessed.. Good time for a pee break, this scene is going to take a while...

      The second half picked up speed, and got better,
      and I finally got into it, but oh man, with the soundbite twitter generation at large I think this movie is going to crash and burn...

      Glad to hear a fan of the comic likes it though..

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    23. Re:Send me! by jackchance · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All the disturbing scenes were taken directly from the book. (As most of the movie was)

      I'm an avid fan. I purchased the original comics. I picked up #1 mostly because of the cover. i had never heard of Alan Moore, but as soon as I flipped through the pages, i knew this was something completely different from the Teen Titans and Justice League books i had been reading. It has been vindicating to see it become one of the most lauded books in comic history.

      The problem with the violence, is that comic book violence needs to be brutal and extreme to evoke some emotion in the reader. The director was true to those scenes, but they are MUCH harder to watch when brought to life. And i actually turned away in a few.

      If the watchmen is tasteless, it is only because it is a reflection of our world. Rape, murder, abuse are realities. The point of the Watchmen is about the risk of sacrificing our humanity in the service of saving humanity. It really would have been more topical before the election of Obama, because the US response to 9/11 was an example of a country destroying itself to save itself. Now, i think the country has moved back towards a more sane, less destructive path.

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    24. Re:Send me! by jackchance · · Score: 1
      Like any 'great work' whether it be art or literature or music, part of its status is the time in which it was release and the cultural impact it had. Before Watchmen, no one took the comic genre seriously. It may not be the greatest piece of literature but it IS literature. And it demonstrated that comics could be used to tell gritty, hard-hitting, deep stories.

      Unfortunately, some have confused disturbing with deep in the industry and there are many extremely violent and disturbing books that are sort of the bastard children of Alan Moore's Watchmen. I might say that some of warren ellis' work falls into that genre, although he also writes some brilliant stuff.

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    25. Re:Send me! by DemonBeaver · · Score: 3, Funny

      Understanding the octupus is really, really, important in terms of the book's literary value.

      Can you read that line out loud with a straight face?

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    26. Re:Send me! by Hitto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not really hard to do better than "oh I can't adapt a thousand-page book in less than three movies OH HERE'S A BUNCH OF UNNECESSARY SCENES, HERE'S LIV TYLER BEING PRETTY FOR THIRTY BORING MINUTES, also, ELEPHANT-TRUNK SURFIIIIING IS HOW WE ELVES ROLL, DAWG"

    27. Re:Send me! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with violence in good movies, e.g. I liked Eastern Promises immensely. It has good characters and an essentially redemptive message. What I do I have a problem with is violence in things like Sin City which doesn't really have any message or originality at all. It's like porn really, except its about violence rather than sex.

      That said I liked 300. It's all kinds of a bad movie but it's so over the top it was fun. Also most of the recipients of the violence kind of deserved it and the violence was, to use a phrase that is often used about nudity, integral to the plot.

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    28. Re:Send me! by daver00 · · Score: 1

      If you read the comic, its abundantly obvious which scenes are intended to be like this, there are many instances of several frames showing more or less the same thing. The movie does a good job of reproducing stuff like that faithfully. Maybe you didn't like it, but it is how it should have been.

    29. Re:Send me! by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, when you're making a film, and 99.9999% of the viewers will not get the reference, you'll instead be left with 99.9999% of filmgoers thinking your ending was a shit kludge, not a brilliant reference to the Justice League.

      And the octopus alone isn't necessary to have the deconstruction of the superhero genre. The whole novel (and film?) is like that.

      What is really important to understand the literary value of Watchmen is to know what comics were like before and after, and what Watchmen has to say about humanity.

      Cutting out the squid does nothing to either. Hell, changing the ending to a fear of Manhattan rather than a fear of an alien invasion to justify world peace doesn't really change either in my opinion.

      Just as the costumes were updated to be a satire of modern superhero films rather than then-contemporary superhero comics, you could even say that the "fear Manhattan" ending is an allusion to films like Cloverfield and the remakes of The Day the Earth Stood Still and War of the Worlds.

    30. Re:Send me! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "HERE'S LIV TYLER BEING PRETTY FOR THIRTY BORING MINUTES,"

      Actually...I thought that was one of the highlights of the movie...I don't generally get tired of looking at pretty girls.

      :)

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    31. Re:Send me! by Kuros_overkill · · Score: 1

      While the violence in Watchmen probably exceeds the brutality of that seen is Sin City, the difference is that is has a "message". Its a comment about our protagonist, about them being human, and nothing more that costumed vidulaties, many with severe physiological issues. Far from the costumed "Heroes" they originally strived to be.

      The Major difference: the Violence in Sin City was designed to be "enjoyed", while the violence in Watchmen is intended to disturb.

    32. Re:Send me! by Nerd4News · · Score: 1

      Most of the reviews I've seen so far rate the movie as mediocre, even fans. A couple of reviewers severely panned it, like Colin Covert of the Star Tribune - one star, contains the second worst sex scene in cinema (or something like that - maybe it was just this year...) followed by it also contains the worst (and others round out the top 5), quotes like "Who watches the watchmen? Nobody."

      I'd never heard of it before the TV ads. Saw it at a matinee yesterday. $7.25 for the ticket and $5.50 for a Cherry Coke. The Coke was more satisfying. The movie wasn't totally terrible but I'll never watch it again. Visually appealing but overly long and convoluted. I thought Coverts review nailed it.
      http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/40792717.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr
      There's a not real obvious link to additional pages on the lower right before the comments.

    33. Re:Send me! by Zarf · · Score: 1

      You know, I was going to say that the pacing was all over the place. I felt like I was watching two movies. That's because we go from a sleuth movie pacing to an action movie pacing and back to a sleuth movie just when you think that's all done with... then back to an action movie.

      Switching between the Rorschach character to the Dr. Manhattan character as the narrator and back again was a little continuity busting. But, it was forgivable. Dr. Manhattan could not serve as a narrator for the whole movie since his point of view is too alien.

      If there's a fan out there that doesn't like this movie then I'd bet the movie version they would like would be a "Reading Rainbow" version which just panned over the comic book as the actors read their lines.

      It was a very good super-hero movie. Too much sex and violence for the kiddies. If you cut all the sex and the violence there would still be a good core story but it would not have the emotional impact. Honestly, sex and violence are core themes of the story. It is a story about the baser nature of humanity and what that means. Cutting it down too much would ruin the effect.

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    34. Re:Send me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you really just post this spoiler on a movie review article? @#$hole

    35. Re:Send me! by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      If it isn't good enough to be on "a Top 100 books of all time list like it says on the cover" why is it?

      Because it was written in a medium that had, at the times of its writing, been largely thought of as incapable of serious storytelling.

      Nowadays you can walk into any comic shop in the country, and see a gamut from children's books, to mainstream "adult" books, to artsy "serious" books that aren't worth the cover price.

      Watchmen will, as time goes on, go the way of "Heavy Metal."

    36. Re:Send me! by shilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Proust wrote about cake. Joyce wrote about the pleasures of a good turd. Kafka wrote about a giant spider. There's no received wisdom about "acceptably literary topics".

    37. Re:Send me! by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      Oh my god, you've just deepened my appreciation for the graphic novel's ending by an order of magnitude. At least. For close to 20 years, "brain monster = 1st JLA 'villain'" has escaped me. I was never a big JLA reader but nonetheless, I think I might have to turn in my comic-book-geek card now.

      The funny thing is that just this morning I was thinking how Ozymandias' plan in the Watchmen movie might have even been an improvement over his plan in the graphic novel. Your comment has very quickly disabused me of that notion. I still think the movie ending works, particularly for general movie-goers, but now that I'm finally really "getting" the comic-book ending, all I can say is that Alan Moore really is a genius.

    38. Re:Send me! by psergiu · · Score: 0

      ... and continue eating cake.

      The cake doesn't represents a truth ?

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  3. I think you jumped the gun a little. by default+luser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You want replies from people who aren't huge fans, but you posted this before most people get off work today. Only a true fan would skip work/school to watch a movie.

    I've not read the book (I just finished chapter 1), and I'm seeing it tonight at 9:30; if you still want the viewpoint of a non-obsessed fan, check back tomorrow for my reply to this post.

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    1. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by digitalunity · · Score: 4, Funny

      CmdrTaco doesn't work you insensitive clod.

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    2. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by drewvr6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can I get this from torrent already? I'm not cheap. I just like to tie a couple slashdot topics together when I can.

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    3. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      You want replies from people who aren't huge fans, but you posted this before most people get off work today. Only a true fan would skip work/school to watch a movie.

      He has no work, you insensitive clod!

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    4. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by orclevegam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I went to see the midnight release in IMax and thought it was amazing. I was worried about the changed ending, but after seeing it, it works very well. The cinematography and choice of music was spot on and even though a lot of people bitched about the slow-mo fighting I thought it looked cool. Had one person with us who hadn't read the books and she thought the movie was "good" and she enjoyed it. I wouldn't call myself a huge fan by any stretch (the first time I read the comic was only a few months ago), but I did enjoy the comic and I think they did a good job on the movie. Oh, and yes I did go to work today, I'm just a bit tired now is all.

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    5. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Chruisan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ditto on the Midnight show. It looked really cool in the trailers. I have never read the comic. I was a little lost, and some of it seemed pretty drawn out. Visually awesome/beautiful. Good story, but don't go into it thinking black and white/good and bad. More like a distopian society that doesn't care about right and wrong anymore. Some very dark themes in the story.

      I'm going to have to read the comic, sorry graphic novel, now.

    6. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by berend+botje · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I must admit that I'm cheap though. Not that I can't spare the few dimes to see this in the theater, but I'd rather download this one and see it in the comfort of my own home.

      No insanely marked up drinks and popcorn, no talking chicks behind you. No, just you and the movie. And you can go pee if you want to. Just hit 'pause' on VLC.

      Yeah, I'm cheap. Or, rather, I don't like to fill the coffers of the local theaters for a sub-par performance (crap focus and crap sound) compared to the flawless experience at home. I believe in rewarding the makers of stuff. I
      don't believe in rewarding brokers of stuff.

    7. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God forbid you wait a month till it's released on DVD and watch it legally.

    8. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by drewvr6 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in rewarding brokers of stuff. Good point. Less innovation is to be found in Hollywood. Sequels and remakes and rip-offs, oh my! p.s. You're much more honest than I am too.

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    9. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Was the showing on IMAX letterbox (35mm film with a zoom lens to fill the middle 60% of the imax screen) or crop/pan&scan (4:3 film filling 95% of the imax screen)? I stopped seeing non-IMAX movies on widescreen because they seemed to be in random formats. If they advertised which was which then I would know which ones to go see, but it is a complete mystery right up to the moment the movie starts.

    10. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Try going to a competent theater (they exist), and don't buy a drink or popcorn. If the clientele at one theater talks a lot, stop going there and try one across town instead.

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    11. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by orclevegam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Looked letterbox to me. From where I was sitting the screen look massive, and I only remember seeing bars at the top and bottom, but they didn't seem to be very thick or anything, certainly not very noticeable.

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    12. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by alta · · Score: 1

      Wow, I think that's reached a new level of picky ;) I've never even paid enough attention to see if people looked a little squat/stretched or not.

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    13. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Watching movies is CmdrTaco's work you insensitive clod!

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    14. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its funny how people still think that 300 was done accurately. just funny.

    15. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      They were not stretched. I would mind that less. The sides of the film (about half the screen) are cut off in the full-screen version.

    16. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Streched video is the new blinking 00:00. You see it everywhere. Complete horrible retards running TVs in public places, with 4:3 stretched to 16:9. And when you ask them, they did not even notice. Man, those people are either really retarded, or completely blind.

      But it proves the point, that when people can do it wrong, they *will*.

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    17. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by berend+botje · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know, I'm tired of bullshitting my way through life. I call them as I sees them. And that is a serious confession, coming from me.

      The whole song and dance about Hollywood grinds my whole existance. I believe in making things. In combining things in non-obvious ways. My whole upbringing has thought me to further the cause. Whatever that may mean, btw.

      Point is, I value 'creators'. If you happen to make something that doesn't already exist I'm all for it. Maybe you invent a new mathematical proof or algorithm, a new kind of music, or some practical application of science, you have my backing. Further the cause, and all that.

      However, the brokers of stuff? The lawyers? The middle-men? No love for them at all. If it were my call, I would find a nice wall to put them against it. Not a popular view, I know.

      Point is, we as mankind, are in this together. Find a way to cope as one, or face trouble. My tribe is the engineers, the makers, the original inventors. I think my tribe will prevail after all is said and done. Choose carefully, grasshopper.

    18. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I must admit that I'm cheap though. Not that I can't spare the few dimes to see this in the theater, but I'd rather download this one and see it in the comfort of my own home.

      No insanely marked up drinks and popcorn, no talking chicks behind you. No, just you and the movie. And you can go pee if you want to. Just hit 'pause' on VLC.

      Yeah, I'm cheap. Or, rather, I don't like to fill the coffers of the local theaters for a sub-par performance (crap focus and crap sound) compared to the flawless experience at home.
      I believe in rewarding the makers of stuff. I
      don't believe in rewarding brokers of stuff.

      So in other words, you're unemployed, and living in your parents basement. Check. :)

    19. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by berend+botje · · Score: 1

      p.s. You're much more honest than I am too.

      Thank you. I know we are both strangers amidst a sea of strangers. However, you have given me hope and a feeling that, in the end, it might be all for the better.

      I don't know you personally. I wish I would. I've got your back, if you've got mine.

    20. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      But if you're watching 4:3 content in that ratio on your widescreen tv, you're not getting all the screen you paid for duh!

    21. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Engineers? makes stuff? what world are you in? It is the tradies that do all that, as well as inform the engineers how to improve it. Engineers are just marketing.

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    22. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Ucklak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That bothers me less than the anti-piracy orange dots. I'm one of the people that can see that shit and it annoys me to no end.

      I think Master and Commander was the first time I noticed it during a storm scene with bright flashes. When what was supposed to be a bright blinding flash ended up being a bright flash with a pattern of dots for a split second.

      I see them in every tentpole movie now. It's like knowing a dirty secret about a neighbor. You never see your neighbor the same way you did before you knew the secret.

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    23. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by mikej · · Score: 1

      That's not true at all. I skipped work this morning to watch it with friends, and I've never read the book (though of course I've known about it for years). So, here's my take (in rough cuts):

      It was long, but for the most part it didn't drag. There were definitely some plodding bits, but I didn't check my watch until the 2 hour mark.

      The action was generally really good, though I thought the bones-breaking-through-skin aspect was a little overdone. I didn't enjoy the gore.

      The storyline was totally coherent to me - Maybe knowing the full backstory makes it seem like they give certain things short shrift, but from my perspective it held together well.

      Holy crap, Rorschach is a badass. "You're locked in here with me"? Best line of the movie. Also, umm, there sure was a lot of dong.

      As far as negatives go: The makeup for some of the characters was absolutely awful. Man. The biggest thing to me, though, is if Dr. Manhattan can manipulate matter at the atomic level, why doesn't he just take the cancer out of his ex-girlfriend and be done with it? Instead he flees to mars and lets her die. Weird choice.

      The ending with the egyptian temple motif and all that felt pretty hokey - I don't know how else to put it. Ozymandias was supposed to be some sort of superb ultra-nemesis, but he really just seemed sort of flouncy and lame (except for being fast, apparently). The tiger-thing at the end was also really dissonant. We hadn't been shown a world with that sort of engineering, so it was strange to see it with no explanation at all.

      I guess that's really the only other major negative; Nothing about their tech or their abilities is explained, except for Dr. M. Wtf kind of mask is Rorschach wearing? Does it respond to his emotions or something? It looks like cloth, but the blood comes out... wtf? How are they all such amazing fighting machines? Owl guy is out of it for a couple years, getting flabby and out of practice, but in an alley he beats the snot out of an entire gang. How?

      All in all, I really enjoyed it. I thought it was a well-done film, for the most part, except for the bad makeup here and there. I know they had to compress a long storyline, which is where I assume explanations for abilities and equipment went, but if there were critical plot elements cut I didn't notice the gaps.

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    24. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by berend+botje · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Either I don't understand your reaction (between the beer and not having English as a mother tongue), or you paint a very disturbing picture of the world.

      The day that marketing decides on serious development is the day I pull the trigger to end it all. It's that simple.

      Yes, I do understand that the whole business world uses the engineers. And by 'uses' I mean the most degrading meaning possible. We are dirt, in your eyes.

      But know that we don't care (and possibly don't know) about this. We exist to solve problems, to find new stuff. To know the things we did not know.

      You wouldn't understand. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. Please know that we still love you, we care about you. Let us Get Shit Done and all's well.

    25. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      If it were my call, I would find a nice wall to put them against it. Not a popular view, I know.

      Um, no, "put all the lawyers up against the wall" is a very popular view, actually. Kind of a dumb one, IMO, but certainly not unpopular, and you're not doing anything daring or original by expressing it.

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    26. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol WUT o_O

    27. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by rkanodia · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was in Las Vegas recently, and the entire strip was full of fullscreen content stretched to fit widescreens. It seemed like a little metaphor for Las Vegas, really.

    28. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by leilani238 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd barely heard of the book, but my husband is a huge fan, so we went to the midnight show last night - that's how somebody who isn't a huge fan winds up having seen it already.

      My opinion on it is straightforward: OMGITWASABSOLUTELYFUCKINGINCREDIBLE!!!!!!1!!eleven!!!!

      Seriously. I sat there for three hours, wide eyed, only wishing there was more. It was beautiful and brilliant. Even my husband said "They did right by it."

    29. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Informative

      The mask is a piece of scrap fabric that was intended to be used by a high fashion designer to make dresses but the patterns were unpleasant.

      It's one of many tiny little tech touches that are taken for granted.

      Picture it as some kind of nano-cloth most likely. We are close to making things like it now in real life.

      It didn't react to his moods in the comic (tho the artist may have used it occasionally to do so).

      Manhattan is a lot like Spock-- he claims he is disconnected and has no emotions but he really still has them. He fled to Mars because he was upset. He might have been able to heal his girlfriend-- but randomly he was emotional and didn't.

      Manhattan in the movie and in the comic is sort of a prisoner of time and predestination-- he can see things that will happen- but can't change them. In the comic there are times where he will say "in a few minutes you are going to say something that pisses me off" and he is not pissed off at that point-- then when the person says "but why are you going to be upset when I say this"? And THEN he gets pissed off because now they actually said it. It was a cool concept.

      The pyramid was a movie construct but there were pyramid references in the book. it was forgivable.

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    30. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by LaminatorX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If history show us anything, it's that the Exploiter tribe that usually comes out on top. The Maker tribe is usually too fractured to get together to stand up to the Exploiter tribe, who by their nature form oligarchies and plutocracies. It would take an Atlas Shrugged style walkout by the Makers to stand up to the Exploiters. I find it the height of irony that Rand's polemic has a grass-roots labor action at its heart. All the Libertarians who claim to follow her would do well to remember that.

    31. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Bobb9000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone who wholeheartedly supports the "engineers, the makers, the original inventors", I think the point of view you're arguing here is ridiculously naive. Of course the "middlemen" would have nothing to do without the creators, but do you seriously think that we could have a technologically advanced country the size of the united states without some of the middlemen? Do you seriously think that any non-trivial government could function without some lawyers?

      If you want to argue that the middlemen are taking a larger share in our economy than they ought to, I don't think anyone's here's likely to disagree. But to say we should get rid of them entirely is idiotic. How exactly do you think you would be watching that movie in the comfort of your home without them? Somebody sold you your computer, and I doubt it was the manufacturer. Somebody invested the money to research the technology to make your computer possible, and I doubt it was the engineers. Somebody made sure that everybody paid their share along the way, and I can assure you that it was the lawyers. Try actually thinking about what it means to live in a complex technological society before you say stupid things about "putting lawyers up against the wall".

      And yes, I'm a law student. I was originally an engineer. Both have value.

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    32. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Miseph · · Score: 1

      "The day that marketing decides on serious development is the day I pull the trigger to end it all. It's that simple. "

      Then I think it's about time you get to first base with a Beretta. In fact, you're about 40 years late to that party, but it's never too late join.

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    33. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You want replies from people who aren't huge fans, but you posted this before most people get off work today.

      In some parts of the world it's already Saturday morning and Watchman actually got a worldwide release. I could watch it in twenty minutes if - damn have to go to work on a Saturday to take 20 CRT screens to the recyclers. You win!

      I haven't read it in a long time and have held off rereading it until after I see the movie.

    34. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Michael+O-P · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The cinematography and choice of music was spot on...

      Ugh. The choice of music was not "spot on." It was probably the worst part of this film. Overall, I very much enjoyed the movie, but the song choices were so cliched and overblown. "Ride of the Valkyries" for Vietnam? "All Along the Watchtower" as they hunt for Ozymandias? "Sound of Silence" for the funeral scene? And the worst was the shitty arrangement of "Hallelujah" during the sex-in-the-sky scene.

      It was, for the most part, bad song choices, blared in your ears, trying to re-create feelings that other movies have already established with the same songs.

      The only point I'll give for music was the understated "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" as Ozymandias gives a tour to various business executives. The person in charge of music should be ashamed for making the music a distraction rather than a smoothly integrated part of the movie.

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    35. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Funny

      "no talking chicks behind you."

      You are aware that this is a movie based on a comic book, right?

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    36. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      "It didn't react to his moods in the comic (tho the artist may have used it occasionally to do so)."

      It might not have 'reacted' but there were different patterns for different moods.

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    37. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      Same here, except tomorrow around midday with a friend (who's busy in the evenings). Finished the book a few weeks ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it, but I'm not up to having fanboy level excitement over much of anything these days.

    38. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      even better, posting on slashdot is CmdrTaco's work!!!

    39. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      The creators would have nothing interesting without the middle men. There would be no cool Woz toys without Jobs business need to find directions to push him. Makers tend to be generally happy people.. the adage that the wise man adapts himself and the fool forces changes, applies. Makers tend to be pretty happy with small inventions, foolish people wanting money tend to bring out the interesting things.

    40. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by cm613 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure your engineering professor was teaching a new never-before-taught class every day, and it was theory that is unique from other engineering programmes... Sarcasm aside, my point is that to get where you are, you needed some of these brokers to help you get there. Hollywood does this too by story telling.

    41. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      LOL. Someone please write this down! It's a quote worth to be put in a book of great quotes.

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    42. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Let us Get Shit Done and all's well.

      Sigh. Another engineer, another prancer.

      Engineers don't do jack. Solving problems and making stuff is what tradies do. Engineers prance around crowing about the problems 'they' have solved. If they actually understood what it is to get their hands dirty I'd have a little respect for them. Engineers are PHBs.

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    43. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by ildon · · Score: 1

      But who will sanitize our telephones?

    44. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by DemonBeaver · · Score: 1

      Read much Ayn Rand?

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    45. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Why should I not buy from the manufacturer ? I understand that in the current situation, this is not what is happening in a lot of cases. But why not ? My computer comes directly from the manufacturer (well, they designed it, might not have produced it however). I can buy my milk and cheese at the farm if I want to. I really don't need a middleman for all that.

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    46. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by daver00 · · Score: 1

      There is loads of stuff that is not adequately explained in the movie, which is covered in detail in the book. The basic idea is that Manhattan, through his super powers has advanced science tremendously since he appeared, in fact there are even aspects of this left out of the movie like by the 80s all cars are electric due to his advances in battery technology.

      Rorschach's mask is made of a special fabric designed by Manhattan, it contains two fluids between layers of latex that react to heat and pressure and don't mix. He makes it out of a dress as the other comment explains.

      Also in the comic they are not amazing fighting machines at all, that was all Snyder. In the comic they barely even fight, for example Rorschach doesn't take on a dozen cops in the street, he just hits the ground, is injured by his fall and gets beaten. Owl guy and boob girl don't utterly destroy the entire gang in the street, they manage to beat them off but they are puffed out afterward. And so on.

      You should read the comic, its really quite a good story, great atmosphere, great dialogue (most of the movie script is near word for word lifted from the comic).

    47. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's saturday already here twerp.....

    48. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by ConvexCourse · · Score: 1

      i live in new york city, and there were plenty of babes at the midnight showing on thursday. plus, i'm now spotting a lot of cute women reading the comic openly on the subways, even as the men are hiding theirs.

      "the times they are a'changing"

    49. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Zarf · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity have you ever read "Atlas Shrugged" ... I think you would like it.

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    50. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by computational+super · · Score: 1

      With you on the music... the choice of music almost spoiled the movie. That and the casting choice for Ozymandias... WTF was that? Everybody else was cast perfectly, but this guy's supposed to look like a freakin' super hero.

      Other than the music & Ozymandias, though, I liked everything about it.

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    51. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Zarf · · Score: 1

      The cinematography and choice of music was spot on...

      And the worst was the shitty arrangement of "Hallelujah" during the sex-in-the-sky scene.

      That whole scene was pretty dumb. There's a much better arrangement of "Hallelujah" to use in one of the Shrek movies. And... why that song there?

      Other than that I thought the cliched choices were actually appropriate for a movie set in 1985.

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    52. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't seen the movie yet, so I don't know what they did with it, but there is some fighting in the book. Rorschach does take out a few cops before jumping out the window, and there's the flashbacks with the Comedian and Dr. Manhattan in Vietnam. Still, there's no chop-sake stuff. Rorschach is good at improvised weaponry, though.

    53. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      If history show us anything, it's that the Exploiter tribe

      Stop.

      Human Intelligence is fungible. The same smarts that let you create a 400 mpg car, or a $50 desktop computer, can equally let you dominate the market for two-year-old cars, or sell everyone and their brother a new PC every other month.

      The "tribal" division doesn't work the way you think it does. Our tribes are a few million strong each, and contain makers and "exploiters" and drones and all the rest. The tribes that best allow human intelligence to go where it will go are the ones that proposer, and those that form artificial oligarchies and plutocracies are the ones that will suffer.

      Sheesh.

    54. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by daver00 · · Score: 1

      When you see the movie, you will know what I'm talking about. In the comic, Rorschach takes on two cops with an improvised flame thrower and runs upstairs setting fire to the place. In the movie he takes on like 8 cops, burning 3 or 4 and beating the snot out of a few more. After he jumps out of the window he lands unscathed, jumps up and proceeds to beat the living snot out of another 6-8 cops before he is overwhelmed. Scenes like the prison scene where he burns the guy, they throw in a short fight first, etc. When the gang tries to mug them, they break arms and several legs in half, and send villains flying through the air with punches. There is boatloads of choreographed kung fu with wires and stuff.

      It looks cool but missed the point, these guys are not meant to be super heroes, but they are basically portrayed as such. I think the way they did the Batman reboot was far better, the fighting was still brutal but there wasn't any of this punch a guy and send him flying twelve feet through the air, to hit a wall and send concrete bits flying everywhere, which basically never stops in watchmen. So yeah, I know there is some fighting in the watchmen comics, but when you see the movie you'll see when they are compared, there really isn't any fighting in the comics after all... not like this. I think it was probably the one aspect of the film that totally failed to capture the feel of the comics, the heroes don't seem vulnerable at all, they seem more like, well, spartans.

    55. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      blinking 00:00.

      I hate that every appliance insists on having a clock. Maybe I don't need my my DVD player and my cablebox and my VCR all displaying the time. I am just not that interested in what time it is.

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    56. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Skitt+1 · · Score: 1

      Right on, Brother. It is also one of my pet peeves... and my GF just yawns. Luckily she has other attractions below her forehead.

    57. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Kagura · · Score: 1

      I don't have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. ~M.H.

    58. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by nabasu · · Score: 1

      Hence the bored chatter...

    59. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by tm2b · · Score: 1

      They worked for me, because I accepted them as establishing alternate history versions of scenes from our own culture, clichéd though they may be.

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    60. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      That's great except that the maker of this particular stuff didn't want them to make a movie version, so I'm not sure which side you're taking by watching it

    61. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Yes, much better to expect some lardass farting, and some joker complaining that it was really long (I went yesterday, and heard some lardass behind me fart a couple of times, and some whiny asshole said, during a quiet scene, "is this ever going to end").

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  4. I'm confused... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's the link to TFA?

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    1. Re:I'm confused... by Ninnle+Labs,+LLC · · Score: 1

      There is no article. This is just a post by Rob giving his opinion of the movie.

    2. Re:I'm confused... by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Well in this case you should ask about TFT, and I guess you could look for it in mininova.

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    3. Re:I'm confused... by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 5, Informative

      It took some searching, but here's the link to TFA.

    4. Re:I'm confused... by ballwall · · Score: 1

      Infinite recursion hurts my brain.

    5. Re:I'm confused... by gdek · · Score: 1

      Were the people who modded this "informative" lazy, or just pushing the joke?

    6. Re:I'm confused... by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      They link to articles on slashdot? I just thought we all came in here and started ranting.

    7. Re:I'm confused... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      It's right here.

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    8. Re:I'm confused... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, Mr. +5 informative. This takes karma whoring by means of link sharing to a whole new level.

    9. Re:I'm confused... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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  5. what's the other one? by mckwant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Graphic novel dilettante here, just curious. Sandman?

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    1. Re:what's the other one? by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      I would think so.

    2. Re:what's the other one? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Graphic novel dilettante here, just curious. Sandman?

      Sandman makes sense, but it's a series in ten volumes. Watchmen is a one-off. Personally I'd guess you'd get three answers if you asked around the nerd population: Watchmen, V for Vendetta, and The Dark Knight Returns.

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    3. Re:what's the other one? by dhermann · · Score: 1

      V for Vendetta, most likely. Although Maus should really be interchangeable with either of them, if we're discussing "importance".

    4. Re:what's the other one? by Hardhead_7 · · Score: 1

      Dark Knight Returns

    5. Re:what's the other one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither of those are graphic novels; They were all released in single-issue format.

    6. Re:what's the other one? by krotkruton · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just maybe, he meant, "any answer" is the other / wrong answer. And from the variety of replies to your message, I think that's probably the case. Kinda like if someone said, "There's two kinds of race car drivers out there, Ford drivers and losers."

    7. Re:what's the other one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple - the other Graphic Novel with as much of a importance is "The Dark Knight Returns"

    8. Re:what's the other one? by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      There are two types of people in the world, those who got the joke and those listing other comic books.

    9. Re:what's the other one? by krotkruton · · Score: 1

      damnit, i spend a solid 2 and a half minutes trying to come up with a clever analogy to go with my explanation, and all that kept running through my head were pick up trucks with stickers of Calvin pissing on the competition...

      bravo to you.

    10. Re:what's the other one? by dhermann · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but anyone who thinks Dark Knight Returns is more important than Maus hasn't read Maus. It won a Pulitzer, fellas. Frank Miller is great, yes, but he's not part of the Big 3.

    11. Re:what's the other one? by cromar · · Score: 1

      True dat. Sandman is the "right" answer; I wouldn't even put the Watchmen on the list. 'Cause I haven't read any! But then I'm a huge manga nerd so...

    12. Re:what's the other one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by my nerd snobbery gauge, the most likely "other" is one of these:

      Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
      Sandman
      Crisis on Infinite Earths
      Marvel Zombies
      Strawberry Shortcake: Purple Pieman's Preposterous Plan

    13. Re:what's the other one? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say The Killing Joke.

    14. Re:what's the other one? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'd say Stardust from the same author (see the movie first and then read how it should be). Some early bits of Sandman showed heavy DC editorial interference in dumping in some characters that didn't really fir in the story just to give them a cameo.

    15. Re:what's the other one? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      Watchmen originally came out in twelve issues.

    16. Re:what's the other one? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      One-off? Excuse me, but I have all 12 original issues. In comic book terms, it was an epic, and the time between issues let you really digest the previous ones. Reading it all at once as a graphic novel is an insult to the original author and artists.

    17. Re:what's the other one? by jackchance · · Score: 1

      There is no substantive difference between a graphic novel and a collection of comic books. "We" just started using graphic novel to make ourselves feel more grown up.

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  6. It's just been reviewed - not good by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    I just saw the BBC review on their NEWS TV channel (review available at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/review/7926222.stm), one word springs to mind: turkey

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    1. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by Spad · · Score: 1

      Newsnight Review think everything that anyone has heard of is a turkey though; they only like films that are very obscure and hugely pretentious - if they can find one that's not in English then it's a bonus.

    2. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      After seeing this movie, anyone who thinks it's a turkey is either a moron or saw a different movie than I did, and if the lines I saw are anything to go by I'm not the only one who feels this way.

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    3. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      Generally I find that there's a negative correlation between a review and my enjoyment of a film. However, the clip they showed of this did not impress. Basically it was a bunch of over-muscled people (mostly men) in daft costumes - not quite wearing their underpants on the outside, but you get the picture, spouting cliches and trying to look "hard". The 1970's "batman and robin" sprang to mind. There was even a "bat" type character in there, too. I was waiting for a "holy guacamole, batman" but it never came.

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    4. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      The TV "Batman" was from the 60s. (Though there was at least 1 cartoon Batman series in the 70s, and Adam West did the voice there too.)

    5. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, BBC 1 - Quality news source .....

    6. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by ral8158 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *woosh*
      that is the sound of the entire movie going over your head.

    7. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's one of the major themes.

      You had basically good normal people in costumes trying to save the world with rose colored glasses back in the 40's.

      Before the 40's even ended, it started to go bad. Heroes in the real world face real world pressures.

      by the time the 80's roll around, some of the "heroes" have been reduced to sociopaths by interaction with the real world.

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    8. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Basically it was a bunch of over-muscled people (mostly men) in daft costumes - not quite wearing their underpants on the outside, but you get the picture, spouting cliches and trying to look "hard".

      Yup, that is one of the major points of the comic. Not just how daft they look, but how daft they would actually have to be to do something as ridiculous as all that.

    9. Re:It's just been reviewed - not good by afabbro · · Score: 1

      After seeing this movie, anyone who thinks it's a turkey is either a moron or saw a different movie than I did

      I guess lots of people saw a different movie than you.

      This movie deserves the videogame it got.

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  7. Notwatchmen by tedgyz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have not read the book, nor seen the movie. It was great! How's that for an untainted opinion?

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  8. A good review from a non fanboi by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 3, Informative

      A few other interesting reviews:

      Onion AV Club review.
      Massawyrm's review (which I was surprised at.)

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    2. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by shma · · Score: 1

      And a bad review from a non-fanboy, whichever suits your preference.

      Ebert, since his unfortunate brush with death, seems to have had an spiritual awakening and realized that every movie is beautiful in its own way. A great outlook perhaps, but not very useful for a critic.

      There are plenty of other reviews out there, both kind and unkind, if you wish to read them (be warned: many have spoilers).

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    3. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      So Ebert and O'Hehir think it was teh awesome? But both seem to also have an annoying tendency to like stuff that I find fake, like Dark City, and conversely hate anything by Terry Gilliam. (Tideland aside, how can anyone who appreciates moving pictures dislike Gilliam?)

      I'm going to say this is probably an awful movie.

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    4. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ebert, since his unfortunate brush with death, seems to have had an spiritual awakening and realized that every movie is beautiful in its own way.

      Such a silly assertion, so easily refuted.

    5. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by shma · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you've discovered hyperbole. Try not to take every single word everyone says literally. Obviously, I meant that many of his movie reviews are more positive than they used to be. That he gave a shit movie like Fired Up 1/4 doesn't refute that. And that review is not even close to the worst I've seen for that movie. You want to see his inflation in action look at his review of 'Notorious', 'Che', etc. There are plenty of recent reviews out there which validate my point. Don't bother with any more cherry picking.

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    6. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you've discovered hypocrisy.

    7. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      Unlike most of the reviews I've read, Ebert seems to get that it's set in a certain time frame & context. It's using the superhero concepts to analyze the human condition.

      I wonder if it's possible for someone that didn't live during that era to really understand what was like. How liberating the fall of the Berlin wall was. How uplifting "We Are the World" was.

      In the same context, I can't imagine what it was like during the 60's when you might be drafted into Vietnam.

    8. Re:A good review from a non fanboi by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Roger Ebert

      Ebert also gave The Phantom Menace 3 1/2 out of 4 stars. His opinion isn't a guarantee of quality.

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  9. Business expense? by Samschnooks · · Score: 1

    In a blatant attempt to make my movie-going a valid business expense,...

    To get reimbursed from the parent company, to increase Slashdot's losses or all the above?

    1. Re:Business expense? by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      Taxes.

    2. Re:Business expense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably for write-off purposes.

    3. Re:Business expense? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      "Increase Slashdot's losses?"

      If $20 in employee compensation for a movie ticket and snacks will seriously affect a business of this site's size and age, then it's pretty much doomed already.

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    4. Re:Business expense? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The stock price for LNUX (the owner of slashdot) has dropped from $242 at IPO to $0.82 now. Even if you look over 1 year it still seems to show a downward trend - i.e. the 52 week high was 2.18 and the low was 0.32. It's still deflating, just very slowly.

      http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NASDAQ:LNUX

      In fact a few days ago the transferred ownership of linux.com over to the non profit Linux foundation.

      http://linux-foundation.org/weblogs/press/2009/03/03/linux-foundation-to-build-new-linuxcom-community/

      What does it all mean? I'm not sure. You have to wonder what LNUX's business model actually is. It seems to be web based advertising e.g. from here

      http://seekingalpha.com/article/4701-how-much-is-slashdot-and-thus-va-linux-worth-lnux

      We nearly doubled our average CPM rate during the quarter from $11.28 to $20.63. Our top advertisers during the first quarter included AMD, Microsoft, IBM, Rack Space and HP. (Quotes are from the CCBN StreetEvents transcript.)

      The things these numbers seem highly optimistic to me. I don't think I've ever clicked on an advert from slashdot. Most of them I block and the ones I don't block I ignore.

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    5. Re:Business expense? by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      But the price at IPO is not really that relevant. Within a little over a year of the IPO The stock price was under $10, and it has consistently stayed below it ever since. Averaging around $3 for much of the time.

      I wont dispute that the current trend does not look good, but your first line makes it sound far worse than it really is.

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    6. Re:Business expense? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      What's interesting about that graph is that it shows a decrease at all scales. I can agree that a drastic drop after IPO is expected. If the business was sound though, you'd expect it to reach some equilibrium level. Ok, the general stock market variation would be superimposed on that to some extent. LNUX isn't like that though, it looks like it's still dropping.

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  10. Where? by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    I'm putting together some notes on Watchmen, and providing a place for you all to discuss it.

    Where is this place you speak of? I don't see a link or anything...
    Oh, wait...

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  11. Re:Who watches The Watchmen watchers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This goes beyond phoning it in.

    You're right, judging by his formatting I would say he was lynxing it in.

  12. Warning to all mods: joke alert by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Judging by the summary it might be 300 - not that I was aware that was ever a comic.

    1. Re:Warning to all mods: joke alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was a graphic novel, but that's not the "other answer" he was referring to. The only reason 300 was mentioned was because Snyder directed it. It was an important graphic novel, but not even in the same league as Watchmen. Yes, the other possibility is Sandman.

      300 was more in the league of "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" or "Sin City". Which is to say important, but not seminal.

    2. Re:Warning to all mods: joke alert by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Maybe "Maus"?

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    3. Re:Warning to all mods: joke alert by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I've always heard people talk about The Dark Knight Returns as one of the two greatest comics ever (Watchmen being the other).

    4. Re:Warning to all mods: joke alert by shilly · · Score: 1

      It certainly should be -- it's much better than Watchmen. The latter is superb, but the former is a towering creation, a work of monumental quiet genius. It is as devastating to read as "The Last of the Just"

    5. Re:Warning to all mods: joke alert by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      Do you mean a la Persepolis? That would be interesting. In fact, I think that could really, really work. (And for once Pixar wouldn't win Best Animated Film.)

    6. Re:Warning to all mods: joke alert by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is the conventional wisdom. Unfortunately, what happens is that it raises expectations to such a degree that it's truly difficult to live up to them. And if you're not already into comics and graphic novels -- if you're someone who's perhaps just dipping his toe into the medium -- it's all but impossible for Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen to live up to everything you've heard about it. It's kind of like watching Citizen Kane or Casablanca for the first time: unless you know a little about WHY they're considered great, the first-time viewer/reader comes away thinking, "That's it? That's the best movie/graphic novel ever?"

      By the way, as good as "Dark Knight Returns" is, I'd say "Batman: Year One" was actually better.

    7. Re:Warning to all mods: joke alert by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      That is precisely my reaction to seeing Citizen Kane (and hearing Bob Dylan and The Beatles) for the first time.

      I enjoyed CK greatly, but I had to read up on the revolutionary cinematography and such to understand why it's so important.

      Incidentally, I think the same thing applies to History of the World Part I: The jokes Brooks did there were new, but they've been used so many times since then, that a new viewer who is in the context of modern film would think Brooks did nothing but tell terrible, overused jokes.

  13. Never Read it, but by thermian · · Score: 1

    Alan Moore's Judge Dredd was a major part of my staple fiction diet during my youth. Those stories were dark, amusing, insightful, prophetic, and downright nasty and callous in places.

    All in all excellent stuff, with some stories that still make me dig out my collection.
    Yup, still got every one up in my loft, as bought from the newsagent each week as they came out.

    Never read Watchment though, to be honest I hadn't heard of it till this movie. My main fascination is SF pulp from the fifties and sixties though, so I kind of hang out elsewhere in the SF biosphere.

    How does it compare to Judge Dredd? (anyone who thinks I mean that godawful film needn't reply..)

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    1. Re:Never Read it, but by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      john Wagner's Judge Dredd

      Fixed that for you.

      How does it compare to Judge Dredd?

      Very well. For all the love I have for JD, he's an interesting character (and concept) poorly served by a large number of rote and repetitive plots as well as being almost completely misunderstood by the fanbase.

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    2. Re:Never Read it, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... Moore never had anything to do with Dredd. He did write some things which appeared in 2000AD alongside Dredd, such as Halo Jones and DR & Quinch.

    3. Re:Never Read it, but by thermian · · Score: 1

      He co-wrote it. I have the comics here.

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    4. Re:Never Read it, but by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I have the comics here.

      Better pull them out, then. You may be thinking of Alan Grant, but John Wagner wrote most of it solo.

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    5. Re:Never Read it, but by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it is possible to completely misunderstand Dredd seeing as he can be what the story needs him to be. He has been the caricature of the strict law enforcer, the questioner of authority, the tireless pursuer of justice, the bloody avenger, the super-soldier, etc.

  14. Never heard of rotten tomatoes???? by sdguero · · Score: 2, Informative
  15. This will do terribly at the box office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Afterall, who watches the watchmen?

    1. Re:This will do terribly at the box office by dhermann · · Score: 1

      It's like there's nothing you can do about that joke. It's coming, and you just have to stand there.

    2. Re:This will do terribly at the box office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      h/t for the West Wing reference

  16. Blue penis by damburger · · Score: 4, Funny

    15 minutes of oblique tit vs. 45 minutes of full frontal blue dong. Feminism is out of control.

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    1. Re:Blue penis by damburger · · Score: 1

      sorry, I meant 15 seconds

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    2. Re:Blue penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      sorry, I meant 15 seconds

      It is 3:06 PM. You will be making a mistake twelve minutes ago.

    3. Re:Blue penis by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      For the love of gawd, mod this up, fanboys!

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    4. Re:Blue penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try 20 minutes ago (at the time of your post), but nice reference anyway.

    5. Re:Blue penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This movie has a great story line that is raw and uncut and I appreciate that. Unfortunately, heterosexual males were completely hosed (excuse the pun). Even lebsians got a shot-out, but heterosexual cats got nada, just guy ass and a cockfest.

      ~ Capitalist Pig, member of the Liberal Majority.

    6. Re:Blue penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 minutes of oblique tit vs. 45 minutes of full frontal blue dong. Feminism is out of control.

      Everyone's selling t-shirts with quotes from their website these days. Finally, a quote I would wear.

    7. Re:Blue penis by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      I'd bet that all of the Hollywood movies you've ever seen to this point don't contain 45 minutes of exposed penis combined. And yet they probably contained hours and hours of naked women. What exactly is your problem with seeing a penis?

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    8. Re:Blue penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 minutes of oblique tit vs. 45 minutes of full frontal blue dong. Feminism is out of control.

      Yeah that's some BS right there. More times than you would care to count of in-your-face blue dong and yet how many times was there a vagina in your face? Better yet, when was there ever one in a mainstream film? The FCC should get their shit together on this matter and rethink this crap.

  17. The ending is ruined though by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They ditched the giant squid in the end and blamed everything on Dr. Manhattan instead. The people who made the movie claimed that part had the same effect as the book. Really that's nothing like the book, and it misses the whole point. Makes me wonder what mook decided that'd be a better ending than the original.

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    1. Re:The ending is ruined though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, personally I always though the giant squid thing was stupid myself.

    2. Re:The ending is ruined though by Coraon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree totally. The original ending galvanized humanity into working together and would eventually lead them into space and exploration searching for a reason as to why this occurred. This new ending basically put the fear of a angry new god into them. I would rather we expanded into space to learn then to cower in fear of a vengeful god should I develop something he might not like me having. I would rather die on my feet then live on my knees.

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    3. Re:The ending is ruined though by berashith · · Score: 1

      the entire premise is that people have to unite against the aliens in order to not blow themselves apart. The methods being debated is a simple ends vs means question. The squid may have been a bit silly, but it had to be alien.

      The hero was victorious, but not acting hero-like, and in fact was the antagonist.

      If that is ripped out for cleanliness, then it is settled for me, I am not going to watch this film.

    4. Re:The ending is ruined though by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      It doesn't "miss the whole point" -- it's the same general idea, a powerful dangerous enemy that the world most likely can't begin to fight, and while I wish it had been kept the same, it worked well, especially since the extra amount of film to explain everything would've added a good 20 minutes to the film.

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    5. Re:The ending is ruined though by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It does miss the whole point. The post right above yours (replying to same parent) hits the nail on the head. With the new ending, there is fear and little hope. Eventually once people realize Dr. M is gone for good, they'll squabble again. With the original ending, there is a little fear, but there's also a lot of hope! Also, the Dimension X, being fake, will lead people to continue searching for it.

      That said, both endings are nullified by the _very_ end and the crank file.

    6. Re:The ending is ruined though by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 1

      You just have to ignore the whole part of the story where Ozymandias has to get rid of Dr. Manhattan so he won't be able to stop him from executing his plan. Dr. Manhattan can't solve the worlds problems anymore so people have to work it out on their own. That's the general idea.

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    7. Re:The ending is ruined though by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      "With the original ending, there is a little fear, but there's also a lot of hope!"

      I don't think you read the same book I did. Jon even tells Veidt flat out in the end of the book that he didn't stop anything, all he did was postpone it. The point was that, despite the world being "united against aliens", after 20, 50, maybe 100 years of not having another alien contact, people would forget about it (it's human nature) and go back to how things were before.

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    8. Re:The ending is ruined though by kalirion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which would you find more believable - an alien invasion from parallel world, or a superbeing that you know exists causing the catastrophy?

    9. Re:The ending is ruined though by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      the entire premise is that people have to unite against the aliens in order to not blow themselves apart.

      That still happens, it's just not aliens that they unite against; personally I think that the movie ending works better than the one in the book.

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    10. Re:The ending is ruined though by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      After reading a few reviews, I'm going to watch the film.

      Maybe I'll have to re-imagine the last 15 minutes when I'm done, but from what I've heard, the first 90% of the movie is great, and probably worth my money.

      And I've found that going in expecting to be disappointed generally leaves me pleasantly surprised :)

    11. Re:The ending is ruined though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather die on my feet then live on my knees.

      That's not how your mother felt.

    12. Re:The ending is ruined though by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the movie yet, but AFAIK there's a big difference between a "strange and unknown" enemy, and "that guy we know really well who's basically a God and whom we can do nothing to stop". The former is a giant question mark to bring people together. The latter sounds like the same "vengeful god" crap we already have in Real Life (which obviously isnt working so hot). In fact, it's the same vengeful god crap the Watchmen universe already had in Dr M when he was on the US's side.

      Why not have Dr M arbitrarily create a giant fake squid (or whatever) to blame it on, instead of doing it himself? At least it'd be different from what the world already had before Dr M went go be emo on mars.

    13. Re:The ending is ruined though by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 1

      The thing is, this is what was in the comic. It's not a matter of arguing it. They had the squid for a reason. If they wanted it to be Dr. Manhattan they would have gone that route, but they didn't.

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    14. Re:The ending is ruined though by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      "With the original ending, there is a little fear, but there's also a lot of hope!"

      I don't think you read the same book I did. Jon even tells Veidt flat out in the end of the book that he didn't stop anything, all he did was postpone it. The point was that, despite the world being "united against aliens", after 20, 50, maybe 100 years of not having another alien contact, people would forget about it (it's human nature) and go back to how things were before.

      Well, it's obvious at the end of the comic book that Veidt's was a temporary solution. However, blaming Manhattan is an obviously temporary solution, one that Veidt, the smartest man on the planet, would not possibly use.

      The readers might not have been left with much hope, but Veidt most certainly was, despite Manhattan's last words

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    15. Re:The ending is ruined though by ildon · · Score: 1

      The hero was victorious, but not acting hero-like, and in fact was the antagonist.

      This is still exactly how it plays out. This is why people say the ending "still works". Because it does still work. You have to remember that they completely cut out the Black Frigate and the comic author going missing and the street corner and everything else even remotely related to that, so the squid would have seemed completely contrived and stupid in the minds of anyone who had not read the comic, and that section (meaning, the MAJORITY of the viewers) would have been alienated at the expense of making comic book fanboys feel good.

      In fact, Ozzy's cat makes an appearance at the end, and everyone who hadn't read the comic that went to see the movie with me basically went "what the fuck was up with the cat?" and I had to explain that it made sense in the comic due to the focus on genetic engineering, and had to explain the squid and its backstory.

      And to be honest, even at 2:45 this movie was pushing the limits for me (as much as I love it, Return of the King was actually difficult for me to watch in the theater due to its length) so to make room for explaining the squid would have required cutting out a lot of sections of movie that were more relevant to the character development.

    16. Re:The ending is ruined though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is certainly different from the book's ending. But it also has it's own interesting implications. Consider the theme of Dr. Manhattan as god or godlike. They clearly make that point in the film and the book. For example, in the book he is seen to walk on water. In the film Manhattan is is vilified. He was supposed to be humanities savior, but becomes their enemy. There's a clue in a line given by Ozymandias when Manhattan returns, "Speak of the devil." To say the same thing explicitly, int the book Manhattan is Christ and in the film he is Satan. Frankly I think they book and film complement each other in this way.

    17. Re:The ending is ruined though by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Do you want to explain to me why it's "obviously" temporary?

      Dr. Manhattan both cared about humanity at the end of the film, and agreed with the solution.

      Who says he ever has to die, either?

      He can keep an eye on humanity, and every now and then blow up a city, to keep us united in hating and fearing him.

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    18. Re:The ending is ruined though by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The original ending galvanized humanity into working together and would eventually lead them into space and exploration searching for a reason as to why this occurred. This new ending basically put the fear of a angry new god into them.

      Actually, my guess is that the movie ending would be a more lasting peace. I was never so convinced that the original ending would hold for long; the shock drew mankind back from the brink this once, and maybe that will be enough, but normal service will likely be resumed before long.

      I don't see any indication that the squid was supposed to have come from space. The giant squid thing exploded into place at the Dimensional Developments building, didn't it? The conclusion people will draw once the initial shock is over is that those guys were messing with something weird and opened a gate that brought through a hideous squiddy thing. Then there's no peril of an invasion at all. At best they'll pass regulations saying 'all further research of this kind to be conducted waaaaay out in the middle of nowhere' and return to business as usual; at worst, they'll close down Dimensional Developments and put Veidt in prison, where he has no chance of influencing the direction of the brave new world he has created.

      Instead of that we have the explosion of a number of Dr Manhattan's new power plants, shortly after Dr Manhattan himself has left the planet in anger. Conclusion obvious: Dr Manhattan did it. So as they say: that peace will last until people stop believing that Dr Manhattan is watching them. How long did it take us to stop believing that God was watching us? Centuries at least. And in the meantime, they'll be highly motivated to fund intrinsic field research and tachyon physics, exotic technologies to defend the Earth against the peril lurking beyond, and guess whose firm is perfectly placed to lead the way? Yep. Veidt is is a position of power and is well placed to influence the direction of the new world.

      Still, either way: however long Veidt's peace lasts, when normal service is resumed it is resumed without Dr Manhattan. I think his departure for galaxies new is actually the main factor in maintaining a long-term peace. He was the main confounding factor in the Cold War, which drove tensions substantially higher than they ever were in our history. When you don't have God on your side, you're maybe a little more inclined to be conciliatory when the next crisis comes around.

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    19. Re:The ending is ruined though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the new ending, there is fear and little hope.

      Isn't fear the best human motivator?

    20. Re:The ending is ruined though by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Do you want to explain to me why it's "obviously" temporary?

      Sure.

      The original ending blamed an enemy that, although dangerous, is possible to defeat. The enemy was found dead in New York, after killing all those people. Therefore, this will force the nations to pool their resources together in an attempt to prepare themselves for another attack. During this period of collaboration, it was hoped by Veidt that humans would simply learn the benefits of working together, and even without a second attack, the prosperity that comes as a result of the collaboration would be enough to convince everyone that continued collaboration is better for everyone

      On the other hand, Dr. Manhattan is a god. He cannot be defeated. And if he's always watching, any attempt to group together to find his weaknesses might be met with further retaliation. So everybody agrees to not attack one another because they fear Manhattan, but they're not necessarily motivated to work together either. Eventually, after enough time passes without hearing any word of encouragement or warnings from Manhattan, people are just going to start guessing how much they can and can't get away with and they'll start testing their limits. Eventually, there'll be doubt that Manhattan is still watching, in much the same way people debate today what God does and does not let us get away with, and what He finds justifiable (thou shall not kill, but if it's in self-defense it's ok. If it's as a soldier, you're defending your country, so it's ok. If it's a first strike to prevent others from attacking you in the future, it's ok, etc.). It's a guessing game, people will argue, and it only takes a few to start a war.

      Dr. Manhattan both cared about humanity at the end of the film, and agreed with the solution.

      He did care about humanity, but he didn't agree with the solution. He agreed that telling people the truth after the fact would only make the effort futile. Instead of restarting the war 50 years from now, the war would go ahead the next day, or the next week.

      What Manhattan did say was that he understood why Veidt executed his plan, "without condemning or condoning."

      Who says he ever has to die, either?

      He can keep an eye on humanity, and every now and then blow up a city, to keep us united in hating and fearing him.

      Manhattan isn't keeping on eye on people. He was leaving for another galaxy to create new life. He understood that his own presence and interference is what led people to the brink of war, which was Moore's entire point. By 1985 in the real world, the cold war was almost over, but by 1985 in the world of Watchmen, because of all the technological advances Dr. Manhattan introduced, and because of the lack of a balance of power due to Manhattan being part of the U.S. arsenal, the threat just kept building, until it's ultimate culmination in the inevitable nuclear war. It was his fault, and Dr. Manhattan understood that, thus leaving us to our own affairs.

      And as far as Veidt blowing up a city now and then, I'm pretty sure none of the other Watchmen would let him get away with that. Again, they didn't agree with what he did, they just agreed that they couldn't tell the truth without making the situation worse and all those deaths meaningless. They wanted to kill him for it, but Veidt pointed out that even his death would be enough to arouse suspicion.

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    21. Re:The ending is ruined though by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      More importantly, it was a throwback to older comic book monsters. The juxtaposition between old and new concludes Moore's experiments with form via a final unavoidable statement: "it's dead."

      Here's this traditional comic book monster, but the traditional heroes are nowhere to be seen. They're weak, and depraved, and they wear costumes for all the wrong reasons. So the bad guy wins. (Even Ozy's not super enough...he wants to create peace but all he can really do is buy is some time, and then only by flattening a city).

      For the comic book to grow, the superhero had to be shown to be ineffectual. At least, that's how I see it.

  18. Re:Who watches The Watchmen watchers? by sunking2 · · Score: 0, Troll

    No kidding. I think this was basically a, "HAHA, I saw the movie and you probably didn't. And by the way, you sucker subscribers even paid for my popcorn and gas to drive to the theater."

  19. One thing gives me hope by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've seen a lot of book-to-movie attempts. Some are watchable, like Lord of the Rings. Some are not, like Dune. I can't help myself. I'm nitpicky. Occasionally very nitpicky.

    But I'm keeping high hopes that The Watchmen will not be too far off the mark. Why you ask?

    Because Kevin Smith liked it.

    Let's face it - he's probably a bigger comic book geek than almost all of us. And if it passes muster with him, it may just be great.

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    1. Re:One thing gives me hope by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Some are not, like Dune. I can't help myself. I'm nitpicky. Occasionally very nitpicky.

      As a stand alone film, Dune was alright. For its time, it was actually pretty decent.

      However, if you want something that follows the book a bit more, the mini series was quite good.

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    2. Re:One thing gives me hope by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      The Dune scifi channel miniseries I feel does a bit of justice, but the legit dune movies are fucking horrid.

    3. Re:One thing gives me hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've seen a lot of book-to-movie attempts. Some are watchable, like Lord of the Rings. Some are not, like Dune. I can't help myself. I'm nitpicky. Occasionally very nitpicky. "

      as a hardcore dune fan, i admonish you to watch the sci-fi channels version, very well done and fairly close to the book

    4. Re:One thing gives me hope by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Didn't he also like The Phantom Menace?

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    5. Re:One thing gives me hope by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Some are watchable, like Lord of the Rings.

      Well, at least for a sufficiently broad definition of "watchable". I'm pretty sure there isn't a single person who didn't read the books at 13, who wasn't bored to tears by the movies.

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    6. Re:One thing gives me hope by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      I did, and honestly didn't care for those either. They were a little closer to the book, but still had baffling changes. It's been too long for me to be specific, but I do remember a few things that were off. Like Irulan seducing Feyd. What was the deal with that? Why did that need to happen???

      Plus the look was all wrong. Castle Caladan looked like the bridge of the new Star Trek's Enterprise. And the guy they got to play Gurney was all wrong. He looked like a high school guidance counselor, not a killer of men. "A rolling ugly lump of a man, altogether terrifying to some..." Not that guy. At least the Laurentis Dune got most of the look right. Discounting the stillsuits that is. No cloaks.

      BTW, very few are as picky as I am with book conversions. I could easily do three pages on what Peter Jackson screwed up in LOTR, but I don't think my karma could handle the beating I'd get.

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    7. Re:One thing gives me hope by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Well, that's different. For some reason Star Wars occasionally passes into the same realm drugs pass into. No matter how miserable the monkey on your back makes you - some people simply crave their next hit regardless. You know it's bad but somehow you just don't care.

      Try not to fault him too much for that.

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    8. Re:One thing gives me hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange examples. Dune is somewhat flawed but a truly incredible movie. Among the greatest sci-fi films ever made imho.

      The LOTR films represents a complete and utter betrayal of the books - very few people i know who were seriously into the books approved. By the last film it was all so saccharin and laden with slo-mo. Gollum sounded great but looked rubbish - an utter spoiler. Peter Jackson promised to give up making movies after the lame King Kong - he was four or five films late to save us from the Hollywood version of Mordor.

      You probably think that Highlander is a good film. There is certainly no accounting for taste.

    9. Re:One thing gives me hope by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Strange examples. Dune is somewhat flawed but a truly incredible movie. Among the greatest sci-fi films ever made imho.

      Unless you've read the book, that is. Weirding modules? Rain? Please.

      That movie looked good. That's the only part it got right. That's it. Period.

      The LOTR films represents a complete and utter betrayal of the books - very few people i know who were seriously into the books approved.

      I said 'watchable'. Not faithful to the original. Because it absolutely isn't.

      Again, I could do a three page dissertation on what PJ got wrong. But I'm not in the mood for the karma hit.

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    10. Re:One thing gives me hope by BackwardEngineer · · Score: 1

      Strange examples. Dune is somewhat flawed but a truly incredible movie. Among the greatest sci-fi films ever made imho.

      Unless you've read the book, that is. Weirding modules? Rain? Please.

      That movie looked good. That's the only part it got right. That's it. Period.

      The LOTR films represents a complete and utter betrayal of the books - very few people i know who were seriously into the books approved.

      I said 'watchable'. Not faithful to the original. Because it absolutely isn't.

      Again, I could do a three page dissertation on what PJ got wrong. But I'm not in the mood for the karma hit.

      Come on, considering Frank Herbert narrated the opening introduction to the movie, and liked it... you should give the Lynch version a lot more leeway.

      Plus, how do you feel about the Dune Encyclopedia? Herbert said that what happened in those entries happened in a parallel universe. Just think of the Lynch movie happening in a parallel universe.

    11. Re:One thing gives me hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rodger Moore, of the Orlando Sentinel, has this to say about Watchmen:

      "Alan Moore's classic book/graphic novel is a work that is easier to ponder than enjoy."

      Made me very happy to hear how the movie sticks close to the original "book/graphic novel" especially since it's been so very long since I read it.

      Then I got angry when I read how he thought the movie was a flop because it couldn't compare to The 300 or some other completely different story made into a move by the same director. WTF?

    12. Re:One thing gives me hope by jakethejuggalo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Kevin Smith also thought Revenge of the Sith was awesome, so I would take his reviews with a grain of salt.

    13. Re:One thing gives me hope by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      m pretty sure there isn't a single person who didn't read the books at 13, who wasn't bored to tears by the movies.

      Wait, what? Triple negative for the win! Near as I can see, you're saying at least one person who read the book was bored? Or maybe anybody who didn't read the book was bored? Or everybody who did read it was not bored?

      Pardon me, I gotta take some migraine meds.

    14. Re:One thing gives me hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bollocks...Dune was MUCH better than the book ever was. Sure Sting can't act his way out of a paper bag but otherwise...

  20. Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Too much graphic sex and foul language.

    1. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      lolwut? That's my favorite thing about the movie. It wasn't made for 10 year old kids.

      Now I want to see it even more.

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    2. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by orclevegam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too much graphic sex and foul language.

      It's rated R for a reason, and several plot summaries I've read use words like "dystopian" and "gritty" so it boggles the mind how so many people are upset the movie isn't "family friendly", like they somehow expect an R rated movie to have fluffy bunnies farting rainbows or something.

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    3. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      they somehow expect an R rated movie to have fluffy bunnies farting rainbows or something.

      Sooner or later someone will make a highly disturbing R rated movie with bunnies who fart rainbows and you'll eat those words.

    4. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      They probably heard it was based on a comic book and assumed that comics = family friendly. News for parents: Watchmen is not The Avengers or The Justice League. Watchmen is what those comics would be like if they were in real life. And real life is not family unfriendly.

    5. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Nimey · · Score: 1

      It should co-star Bruce Campbell and Nathan Fillion.

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    6. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by ildon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're right. I see an "R" rating and immediately think "family friendly".

    7. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by supernova_hq · · Score: 4, Funny

      Happy Tree Friends?

    8. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by genner · · Score: 1

      Happy Tree Friends?

      That's it!

      Happy Tree Friends the movie!

    9. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by nine-times · · Score: 1

      it boggles the mind how so many people are upset the movie isn't "family friendly"

      It's just that some people are of the misconception that comicbook+superheroes="entertainment for kids". It doesn't matter how many times you tell people that this isn't the case.

    10. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by electricprof · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe that fluffy bunnies farting rainbows would currently receive an "R" for graphic depiction of greenhouse gases.

    11. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      It's rated R for a reason, and several plot summaries I've read use words like "dystopian" and "gritty" so it boggles the mind how so many people are upset the movie isn't "family friendly", like they somehow expect an R rated movie to have fluffy bunnies farting rainbows or something.

      Well, this particular AC didn't sound upset. He just commented.

      But yeah, the proper response to "Hmm, this R-rated movie isn't family friendly" would be "Duh!"

    12. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by alexo · · Score: 1

      like they somehow expect an R rated movie to have fluffy bunnies farting rainbows

      Of course not!
      That would earn the movie an X rating.

    13. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm.. David Lynch movie with fluffy bunnies that fart rainbows... Genius! Get me Hollywood on the phone!

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    14. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too much graphic sex and foul language.

      You didn't read the graphic novel, did you?

      Given what Watchmen was about and how it was constructed you couldn't make it "family friendly" without destroying it.

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    15. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe they're upset because Watchmen, despite its fairly uncompromising storytelling, was not what you would call and R rated comic. With the exception of Manhattan's big blue genitals, sexual references were fairly tame. Violence, while present, was rarely all that graphic, relying more on setting, dialogue and subtlety for it impact rather than outright gore. As to foul language, Watchmen contained it, but I cannot recall the novel being excessively laced with profanities in the manner of, say, Killzone 2 for example.

      Regardless, this movie will disappoint fans. It must. As a medium, film is inherently incapable of producing a work with as much breath, depth and contrast as Watchmen, or any other graphic novel, or indeed any other type of novel at all. Movie buffs may disagree with me, but I think it stands to reason that no film of any reasonable length has the time and opportunity to engage with the viewer in the same way that a novel consistently engages with its reader.

      A reader can hover over every frame in Watchmen for five minutes if they desire. A reader can dwell over a paragraph for a similar amount of time. A film director simply cannot avail of this kind of engagement in his movie, except in a handful of scenes. It is both a strength and a weakness of film as a medium, but it puts serious limitations on the medium.

      People seem to have an irrational desire that their favorite novel/comic/game/whatever be paraded in front of the masses in the form of a movie. I cannot understand this point of view. If something is good, then it doesn't need validation in the form of a Hollywood epic complete with marketing campaigns and happy meal toy lines. If anything, good works should not be subjected to this kind of crass spectacle.

      When I see "pundits" debating the "themes and imagery" of the Watchmen movie on TV talk shows, a little piece of my love for the novel will silently die.

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    16. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by orclevegam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even if they assumed that, when they went to order the tickets and saw the R rating that should have made them at least question why the movie was rated R. I'm not much of a fan of the MPAA (for various reasons including that they're a psuedo-official form of censorship), but they at least do give some hint as to what the content of a film is even if they're a bit heavy handed sometimes. Anyone that takes their kids to go see a R rated movie and then bitches about the movie content should have their kids taken away by child services as they're clearly not capable of looking after themselves let alone a small child. To be clear I'm not saying there's anything wrong with taking a child to a R rated movie, that's for the parent to decide, but it has to be the parents decision, and bitching about having your kid at an R rated movie means that you didn't see it yourself or even look into it so you're failing as a parent.

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    17. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sooner or later someone will make a highly disturbing R rated movie with bunnies who fart rainbows and you'll eat those words.

      (Don LaFontaine):

      In a world where evil stomps good like God at a Dawkin's speech, cute little bunnies fight to protect the innocent.

      Action!
      Arnold Schwarzenegger: Sniff my gas if you want to live.

      Comedy!
      Tom Cruise: hehehehehe

      Drama!
      Oprah Winfrey: Girlfriend, you got gas!

      More comedy!
      Bruce Campbell: Good, bad, I'm the bunny with gas.

      Irresponsible casting:
      Rosie Perez: I'll take bodily functions that start with the letter F, Alex.

      More gratuitous action!
      Arnold Schwarzenegger again: We've got to get out of heah! Go! now! Get to the CHOPPA!

      More head-scratching casting!
      Keanu Reeves: Dude! Wait...what?

      Coming soon to a theater near you, United Artists presents: Little Bunny Poot-Poot
      This time, it's personal.

      Rated R. Film contains scenes depicting flatulence, dutch ovens, donkey punches, and Nascar.

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    18. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's rated R for a reason, and several plot summaries I've read use words like "dystopian" and "gritty" so it boggles the mind how so many people are upset the movie isn't "family friendly", like they somehow expect an R rated movie to have fluffy bunnies farting rainbows or something.

      The problems with R ratings, is that they're "Adult supervision required", and are usually applied when only one of "graphic sex" "full frontal nudity" "realistic sadism" "exploding bloody messes" "attempted rape" "adult language" or "soft-core porn" exists. _All_ of these exist throughout Watchmen, so it really should have been rated NC-17 "No one under 17, ever". Parents routinely take kids to movies where only one or two of the above things exist because it's not too much trouble to explain to a 12 y/o: "we don't say those words in public" or "that's a bad man, and he'll go to jail". Extra bad: the "heroes" were doing all of the above, not the villains (except in rare cases).

      This movie wasn't family-friendly for a lot of families of all-adults. It was not marketed as it should have been (as the gruesome and ugly story it is). Every trailer I saw looked nice; not quite fluffy bunnies farting rainbows, but maybe real, slightly dirty bunnies pooping real rabbit poop. It should have been marketed as vampire bunnies let loose in a movie theater, biting people's heads off. Then parents would know not to bring their kids.

      The above was me being objective. The subjective-me is a fan of the book, so I liked the movie, but need to remember not to eat anything while watching it the second time. I agree with Taco that the alterations change the entire meaning of the story.

    19. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by steelfood · · Score: 1

      They're not bunnies, but Care Bears technically fart rainbows...

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    20. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by orclevegam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually you can show someone under 17 an NC-17 movie, it's just that movie theaters have all essentially agreed not to. There's nothing stopping a theater from doing so other than the fact that it would probably lead to massive protests by the nanny-state faction, and quite a few conservatives, plus fallout with the various movie studios and most likely the inability of the theater to ever get movies from the studios again.

      As for the movie, yeah it was violent, but I don't think it was unrealistically so, which is kind of the point. Probably the two worst scenes in the entire movie are at the end with the exploded body (not going to say who's cause I don't want to spoil it for anyone), and when that one guy gets his arms cut off, but aside from that it wasn't particularly bad. Personally I feel movies like SAW are much worse in terms of gore and violence. As for the sex and nudity, they did an amazing job of making it realistic which is something that can be said of very few movies out there which is perhaps what so many people are upset over. Everyone seems to want to make sex and nudity out to be some huge deal in one way or another when the reality is much less so, and I think this movie captured that very well.

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    21. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by speed+of+lightx2 · · Score: 1

      Woodland Critter Christmas

    22. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by poena.dare · · Score: 1

      I actually wished I HAD NOT read the novel before seeing the movie. I "liked it alot" years ago when I read it but it failed to draw my emotions out. Watching the movie was very stirring for me. I don't know if it was the music or the sets or secret Ackerman pheromone projectors, but it brought back bunches of strong memories of fearing nuclear war, hating Nixon, and desiring to go to Studio 54.

    23. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This movie wasn't family-friendly for a lot of families of all-adults. It was not marketed as it should have been (as the gruesome and ugly story it is). Every trailer I saw looked nice; not quite fluffy bunnies farting rainbows, but maybe real, slightly dirty bunnies pooping real rabbit poop. It should have been marketed as vampire bunnies let loose in a movie theater, biting people's heads off. Then parents would know not to bring their kids.

      Ah but then there's the dilemma: how do you put R-Rated content into a commercial that's supposed to be screened for all audiences? They have to show the commercials on public TV to advertise the movie, thereby forcing them to tone it down. I don't think the fault is in the advertisers but in parents not fully investigating. Heck, even the ratings description 'urges' parents to do their homework. People are lazy and stupid, and it's hard to get around that.

    24. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donnie Darko + PhotoShop

    25. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're upset because Watchmen, despite its fairly uncompromising storytelling, was not what you would call and R rated comic. With the exception of Manhattan's big blue genitals, sexual references were fairly tame.

      Having recently read the novel, I'd have to disagree. There was plenty of sexuality throughout the comic, in addition to cases of extreme violence as well as rape.

      The novel is oriented toward an adult audience. There is no reason why the film shouldn't be as well.

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    26. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by dangitman · · Score: 1

      People seem to have an irrational desire that their favorite novel/comic/game/whatever be paraded in front of the masses in the form of a movie.

      Perhaps even more irrational is the belief of many fans (as expressed in this review) that a "good" film adaptation is a direct or "frame for frame" translation. That's just absurd thinking. An adaptation that is completely "true" to the original often makes for a bad film. They are different mediums, and there are often good reasons why things are changed, added or subtracted for the movie version.

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    27. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

      Especially in this case. Watchmen specifically turns the "super hero" motif on it's ear and disassembles all preconceptions. That's the fucking point.

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    28. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Completely agree with you.

      And recognize that sometimes, the only thing they keep is the name of the book and a couple characters.
      Sometimes a clueless but powerful executive idiot absolutely ruins the story.

      There is an art to it-- being faithful- but respecting the pacing and framing differences of the differing mediums.

      LoTR cut a lot- but felt great.
      Ralph Bakshi's LoTR movie was also faithful- and put me to sleep (the ONLY movie ever to do that to me).

      Watchmen is true to the characters, recognizes movies are different than comics.

      as a side note, anyone pointing out that Alan Moore wouldn't participate should know that's his standard behavior so far. God could be directing the movie and he would not support it.

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    29. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parents routinely take kids to movies where only one or two of the above things exist because it's not too much trouble to explain to a 12 y/o: "we don't say those words in public" or "that's a bad man, and he'll go to jail".

      If those are the kinds of conversations you're having with your 12-year-old, your kid is developmentally retarded. If mental inadequacy or destructive parenting have reduced your child to such a state, don't take it to anything above G-rated films.

    30. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Molochi · · Score: 1

      Wizards was in that vein.

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    31. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      He loves not being connected to the movies based on his work because it makes him look 'cool' I guess. Which is nice, because he gets to get MORE publicity. For the movie and for not associating himself with it. I'm sure that drives sales of everything with his name on it up, and he laughs all the way to the bank.

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    32. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Informative

      NC-17 is movie death.

      I believe that rating it R "For Images of a Dog's Head Smashed Open" would keep parents from bringing their kids. Or even just "For Images of a Blue Wang."

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    33. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      So all art in the world needs to be censored and all individuals rights to view films need be restricted to "protect" a few?

      I am done with this way of thinking. You have kids? Be their parent. Stop trying to get the MPAA and the film makers and the cinemas to do it for you.

      Don't get me wrong, I just saw Watchmen and it was indeed mature, sex and violence were everywhere.

      Honestly? You want it given an NC-17 rating? It would be just like when grand theft auto was changed to an "adult only" rating because people complained it pushed the bounds of an M rating. But nobody stocks A rated games because we have a ridiculous double standard, so it just got dropped and a new M rated version got made. The same thing would have to happen to Watchmen, the NC-17 version wouldn't be shown anywhere, the movie would be edited down to an R version, and we would all have to suffer with less than the original artistic vision because you're scared about your kids seeing it.

      MOST Americans are over the age of 18. Let us enjoy our violence and tits, please!

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    34. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      So [...] all individuals rights to view films need be restricted to "protect" a few? [...] MOST Americans are over the age of 18

      Then an NC-17 rating wouldn't do much to censor anything. MOST Americans could go see the movie, and with better fellow audience members. I didn't get enjoy the Dark Knight the first time I saw it because someone _else_ brought their preschool kids to a movie that was not appropriate for them. They were screaming bloody murder for an extended period before an usher finally removed them. "R" doesn't tell enough about content to the stupid parents for them to figure out what's going to be in the movie. It doesn't prevent them from bringing crybabies to "toughen" them up or because they couldn't find a babysitter.

    35. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      did you read the part of my post where I talked about how it wouldn't ever really be released as NC-17? Seems like you only read the first couple sentences or something.

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    36. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by tzot · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. David Lynch movie with fluffy bunnies that fart rainbows... Genius! Get me Hollywood on the phone!

      Just wondering, the rainbow-farting-bunnies are going to be in the first or the second half of the movie?

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    37. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by tzot · · Score: 1

      But yeah, the proper response to "Hmm, this R-rated movie isn't family friendly" would be "Duh!"

      Depends on the family. It is said that there are places in the world where the only virgin girls are those that run faster than their brothers.

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    38. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless, this movie will disappoint fans. It must. As a medium, film is inherently incapable of producing a work with as much breath, depth and contrast as Watchmen, or any other graphic novel, or indeed any other type of novel at all. Movie buffs may disagree with me, but I think it stands to reason that no film of any reasonable length has the time and opportunity to engage with the viewer in the same way that a novel consistently engages with its reader.

      That's why it's called an adaptation and not a bijection.

    39. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Seems like you only read the first couple sentences or something.

      Sometimes I only read the last sentence. ;D

    40. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Most movies throw a few gratuitous boobs in there to ramp a PG13 movie to be "adult" when really all they're doing is smashing stuff and swearing a lot. Very few movies are truly "adult" in a sense more than sex humor. I always think of the Kubrick movies of the 70s that would probably be NC-17 today because making people think critically about sexual, violent encounters is even worse that "pantsless" or a sea full of boobies.

    41. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by tzot · · Score: 1

      A reader can hover over every frame in Watchmen for five minutes if they desire. A reader can dwell over a paragraph for a similar amount of time. A film director simply cannot avail of this kind of engagement in his movie, except in a handful of scenes. It is both a strength and a weakness of film as a medium, but it puts serious limitations on the medium.

      So, performed music is seriously limited and the real art of enjoying music is mulling over the original hand-written score?

      I don't necessarily disagree with you, I just find that you haven't successfully substantiated your "inherently incapable" and "serious limitations" claims.

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    42. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The violence in the Watchmen graphic novel wasn't graphic??!? Did you just skip the dead pregnant chick on the floor or the child-eating dogs when you read it?

      As for profanity, I guess I'd have to see the film again (just came back from it), but I don't really remember that much profanity in it at all.

    43. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      People are stupid.

      A friend of mine took her 8 and 5 year old kids to see Caroline. Heck, *I* was somewhat disturbed by the commercials for that movie.

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    44. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My problem with it wasn't that it wasn't family friendly, it was that I felt like the graphic violence and sex were actually somewhat distracting. A lot of it felt tacked on, not like a natural part of the story.

    45. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Coopjust · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, LaFontaine died in September 2008, so this voiceover can never happen...

    46. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by gothicpoet · · Score: 1

      Ever seen Donnie Darko?

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    47. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Here in the Netherlands, in Europe we hardly ever have movies advertised with a TV-commercial. I doubt it will happen for this movie. People still go to the movies though.

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    48. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Geminii · · Score: 1

      If only it could have been rated "For images of a dog's head smashed open BY a big blue wang", it might *possibly* have deterred some of the complainers. Or at least made them look even more ridiculous when they complained.

    49. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      I had a whole group of emo-looking 12 year old kids who dragged one parent to escort them to see Watchmen when I saw it last night. And a screaming baby, to round out the experience.

      Discounting the prolonged sex scene, there's a bunch of other thematic material in Watchmen which isn't stuff that most 12 year old kids can digest easily. This isn't full of Disney "the good guy has light hair, bad guy has dark hair and a deep voice" absolutes, and shouldn't be treated as such by idiot parents.

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    50. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      "For Images of a Blue Wang."

      Isn't that spinal taps new album?

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    51. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by denzacar · · Score: 1

      As a medium, film is inherently incapable of producing a work with as much breath, depth and contrast as Watchmen, or any other graphic novel, or indeed any other type of novel at all. Movie buffs may disagree with me, but I think it stands to reason that no film of any reasonable length has the time and opportunity to engage with the viewer in the same way that a novel consistently engages with its reader.

      Soo... according to that logic, only way one should experience say... Hamlet is by reading it?
      Despite the fact that it was created with intention of being a play, acted by humans in costumes, on a stage, live, for a very limited "unpausable" amount of time.

      No.
      Movies CAN be a great adaptation of graphic novels or novels period - it is Alan Moore's writing that is problematic when you attempt to convert it to an "actable" medium.
      Sin City and 300 worked great as movies - because Miller writes what are essentially still frames with overdub or conversation and action splash pages with overdub.
      Moore on the other hand does something akin to rewriting Alice in Wonderland while dumping about a century or two of cultural references, stacked layer upon layer and adding huge amounts of dialog into the story.
      Or just plainly turning it into porn. While dumping huge amounts of text into the story.
      So naturally, one ends up reading something like Black Dossier while googling for references on the web.

      It is not that comics (or graphic novels as quasi-intellectual crowd that can't bare being caught reading comics calls them) are unfilmable, it is Alan Moore that purposefully writes them as such to prove his agenda.
      Which ranges somewhere between "I am a REAL writer, you know!", "I am smarter then all you mere mortals! Gaze upon my work and despair!" and doing a Lennon's Walrus ("Let the fuckers work that one out").

      And for those that will rise up chanting that Miller can't and mustn't be compared to Moore - wait a bit until Gaiman does "Death and Me" (or however it will be called).
      Then we will be shown what happens when a "wordy and talkative" author leads the project and directs his own work - compared to an author who distances himself from it and all but calls for a boycott of a movie based on his work.

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    52. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by genner · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, LaFontaine died in September 2008, so this voiceover can never happen...

      We can just have George Lowe do his immitation of LaFontaine.

    53. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      As you point out, the written word (or the graphic novel) and film are different media, with different strengths and weaknesses. And one difference -- to me, the most critical one -- is the difference in the kinds of emotional responses they can evoke.

      I love reading as much as anyone, and I love the way my mind stretches when I'm using my imagination to visualize the scene described. It's sort of a portal onto your own mind; they say that limits inspire creativity, and within the limits of the story described, your mind can inspire wondrous things.

      Movies, on the other hand, provide you with extreme sensation -- sound that surrounds you, images that fill your whole vision. And if ur doin it rite, you watch a movie without interruption, in a darkened room -- which means that a good director can set the tempo of the film to build up an inexorable emotional crescendo.

      To me, that's why I like seeing film adaptations of paperbound works; to get a different perspective on the story, using a different medium. There are many works which don't translate well to the big screen, but a book's excellence does not and should not inherently prohibit it from being adapted to film.

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    54. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      Not being a Moore super-fanboy, but as I understand it, he insists that his name not be on the product and that his co-creator (the artist) gets his half of the cash for the movie.

    55. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Staredown · · Score: 1

      A reader can hover over every frame in Watchmen for five minutes if they desire. A reader can dwell over a paragraph for a similar amount of time. A film director simply cannot avail of this kind of engagement in his movie, except in a handful of scenes. It is both a strength and a weakness of film as a medium, but it puts serious limitations on the medium.

      Recent innovations in technology has created a solution to this problem. I first learned of it when the Nintendo corporation implemented it in one of it's entertainment systems.

      It's called the pause button.

    56. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by nbates · · Score: 1

      >Movie buffs may disagree with me, but I think it stands to reason that no film of any reasonable length has the time and opportunity to engage with the viewer in the same way that a novel consistently engages with its reader.

      Except that watchmen is a "*graphic* novel", "graphic novel" being an euphemism for "comic book with high pretensions".

      I would agree adapting Joyce's Ulysses to a film is an Herculean task (pun intended). But 'graphic novels' are very explicit and linear mediums, that means they are perfectly suited to adaptation. I say it is an euphemism because graphic novels only get to play with visual imagery, on the other hand, real novels use words to recreate the full span of human experience. Try making a pretty picture about "The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea." and then you can start giving the name of "novel" to comic books.

      >If anything, good works should not be subjected to this kind of crass spectacle.

      But on the other hand, you feel compelled to make a stand on the alleged superiority of comic books as if the quality of the comic book the movie was based on depended on it.

    57. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      NC-17 is movie death. I believe that rating it R "For Images of a Dog's Head Smashed Open" would keep parents from bringing their kids. Or even just "For Images of a Blue Wang."

      The real problem is that NC-17 *is* movie death, it's too bad we cant have moves that are rated "hey, this thing is too mature for kids, period" and not have it immediately assumed it's a snuff flick or straight-up hardcore porn

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    58. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by jackchance · · Score: 1

      He loves not being connected to the movies based on his work because it makes him look 'cool' I guess. Which is nice, because he gets to get MORE publicity. For the movie and for not associating himself with it. I'm sure that drives sales of everything with his name on it up, and he laughs all the way to the bank.

      You clearly know nothing about Alan Moore. Or economics.

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    59. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even just "For Images of a Blue Wang."

      More times than you would care to count of in-your-face blue dong and yet how many times was there a vagina in your face? Better yet, when was there ever one in a mainstream film (for longer than a split-second)? This really needs to be rethought.

    60. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by ghmh · · Score: 1

      Just wondering, the rainbow-farting-bunnies are going to be in the first or the second half of the movie?

      The first half, with the second half of the movie being spent on alluding to, but never quite explaining all the while going off on various tangents to other vaguely related surreal explanations of what everything might or might not be about, maybe, perhaps.

    61. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      As a fan of film first and literature second, I'll disagree. What I would say instead is that books and movies portray things differently because of the medium, and that books are able to strangely do two or three sometimes contradictory things at once.

      1. Spoon feed the reader certain critical information while
      2. ignoring/blocking out all other information that you don't want your reader to notice.
      3. While finally giving the reader the ability to use his imagination and interpretation more so than something more concrete like a picture or video. (Think of a court case or a news report that has a written explanation of a police officer attacking an individual. Now think of a start to finish video. Which one provides better actual information? Which one allows more interpretation?)

      In a movie, aka moving pictures, you are immersed in a picture (worth a thousand words) multiplied by what, a million or so? There are so many details that no group of individuals can easily reign in all that information to give you exactly precisely what a book can.

      Regardless, some movies are great and some books are great. If anything... watch the movie before you read (or reread) the damn book! Then you can enjoy it more.

  21. Here's my spoiler free rundown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I read the graphic novel one week and watched the Motion Comic before I saw the movie this morning at 12:00 AM. Here are a few notes:

    a. The movie has a long runtime: Watchmen covers a lot of material. I think I left the theatre at 3:00 AM. Make sure you have the endurance to enjoy the entire film.

    b. Watchmen can be confusing: The movie can be a bit of a challenge to follow if you are not familiar with the graphic novel. I had to explain parts of the movie to a friend who had never read the comic 10 times, namely information regarding the Minutemen and the Crimestoppers, and the differences between the two generations. The movie does a good job of giving a backstory, but it can be a lot to keep track of.

    c. There's nudity. If you read the graphic novel, you know what to expect. Come in with a mature mindset, and you will do a good job. Come with a theatre of teenagers and you will get some silly snickers during some serious scenes. Anyone familiar with the comic should know which of thes I am refering to.

    d. Careful if you watched the Watchmen Motion Comic: If your first experience was with the Watchmen Motion Comic, you may be disappointed at some parts. Namely because the WMC will have you expecting voices to be in a certain way. After reading the graphic novel, I watched the WMC and I associated the voice of Dr. Manhattan with my images of him. I was a bit upset hearing the voice actor for Manhattan. He did a good job on his performance, though.

    e. Don't come into this expecting 300: This is a crime thriller, not a beat-em-up movie. Sure, it has some good violence and action if that's what one is looking for, however, the real meat and bones is in the storyline and how it deconstructs the superhero concept.

    That's about it. They did as good of a job as was possible considering time, budget, and fanboy limitations.

    That's about it...

    1. Re:Here's my spoiler free rundown by thesolo · · Score: 1

      Don't come into this expecting 300: This is a crime thriller, not a beat-em-up movie.

      Are you sure about that? Because the film that I saw had loads of slow-motion wire-fighting and unnecessary gore that was very, very close to the way 300 was presented, and not at all like the book.

      This film gets a C- or D from me, depending on how annoyed I get. I don't mean to sound so pedantic, but, well, here are some examples of what bugged me:

      • In the book, Rorschach's rescue from jail was relatively quick, because Dan used the Archie screechers to deafen everyone and get them out of the way. In the film, this was a 10 minute wire-fighting slow-motion sequence with SS and Night Owl fighting off a few dozen prisoners.
      • When Rorschach finishes off Big Figure, they actually panned the camera back to the bathroom to show blood coming out along the floor. Do we need to be beat over the head like this? I think we can figure out that he's dead! About as subtle as rape, that scene.
      • Speaking of lost subtlety, why did Dr. Manhattan have to tell Laurie that her dad was The Comedian? I'm fairly certain we could have figured this out from the preceding context! Again, beating us over the head.
      • Silk Spectre jumping through the roof of the on-fire building, only to...wait for it, open a window and escort people onto Archie. Why did she even bother going in? They couldn't open the window themselves?
      • Archie doesn't have screechers or a water tank, but does have a 16-barrel minigun.
      • Janey Slater actually shows up at the TV studio when Roth starts accusing Manhattan, revealing that she's lost most of her hair, and is seemingly in on the plot to frame Jon, instead of coming across like another pawn in Adrian's scheme.

      They just couldn't keep the Hollywood out of it. Gone is wit and character development. And frankly, I don't know why they changed the ending. They could have easily kept it in. And don't tell me it was for time constraints, because they could have got back almost 30 minutes by cutting out the unnecessary martial arts in slow motion!

      Meh. That about sums it up. If you were really into the graphic novel, you're probably not going to like it very much. I honestly wouldn't even recommend seeing it, that's how little I enjoyed it. They took Watchmen and turned it into The Matrix Part IV.

    2. Re:Here's my spoiler free rundown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d. Careful if you watched the Watchmen Motion Comic: If your first experience was with the Watchmen Motion Comic, you may be disappointed at some parts.

      I watched the first two chapters of WMC and stopped so I wouldn't ruin the movie (midnight showing ftw)

      Honestly, from what I saw of WMC, some of the voice acting was just plain bad.
      The movie actors made the sometimes wordy & slow dialog much more bearable.

    3. Re:Here's my spoiler free rundown by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

      Your first point complains that the movie was different then the book, then your second point complains when the movie follows the book. I'm thinking nothing would have made you happy and you could have safely skipped the film.

    4. Re:Here's my spoiler free rundown by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      When Rorschach finishes off Big Figure, they actually panned the camera back to the bathroom to show blood coming out along the floor. Do we need to be beat over the head like this? I think we can figure out that he's dead! About as subtle as rape, that scene.

      There's a panel in the original comic which shows blood coming out from under the bathroom door as Rorschach walks away in Watchmen #8 (page 20, bottom right corner if you want to check it).

      --
      "He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Duck Soup
    5. Re:Here's my spoiler free rundown by Spug · · Score: 1

      The Crimebusters. ;)

  22. Your sig... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    To :"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

    I would reply:

    But it sure is satisfyingly final.

    --
    Truth isn't Truth - Guliani
  23. my non fanbooy review. by YoungComputerTech69 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have never read a single one of the comics, nor even read many comics in general, and I thought the movie was F#$%^^& awesome. Rorschach's lines felt kinda forced into the movie for the first 1/3 is the only complaint I can think of, but it didn't hurt the movie. Also although they do have sex scenes galore it felt like they belonged in the movie unlike most movies nowadays where they just suddenly go off plot for a gratuitous sex scene to help the movie sell. Although Dr. Manhattan didn't need to be showing off quite so much. [I saw it in the morning so I wouldn't have to deal with crowds, my work hours are flexible]

  24. Watchmen non-fan by mknewman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am a non-fan (ducks). Over the years I have heard all the hype about how important it is, Time 100 Top Novels, etc. 2 weeks ago I bought it, read it, and then found the script for the movie on the 'net and read that too. I didn't like the book. In reality, it's not a book but just 12 comics pasted together with a bit of fluff inserted that really didn't have anything to do with the plot. The whole "Graphic Novel" thing just doesn't do it for me, I read comics as a kid, this is no different. The characters are weakly written, because of the format there is very little real information on a page (I especially remember the one page with 4 or 5 panels with only the words "Ahhhhhhh" or similar. The plot itself wasn't bad but the ending in the 'novel' was totally weak, and from what I read in the script should be very much better in the movie. The whole pirate subtext was awful. I would have been much happier without reading it. I understand that it's going to come out this summer in the extended DVD edition. Oh, and the whole manic depressive omnipotent mass murderer in love with a human was just ridiculous. Ok, now with all the bashing out of the way I'll say that I have high hopes for the movie as a visual implementation of the book, and must say that I think the book must be a perfect ready-built storyboard for the movie. From what I read Zach Snyder lived with a copy under his arm and so for once, mostly, the novelist and artist's vision are going to be implemented as they intended. So, yes, I will go see it, I'll probobly even like it, but I've given my copy of the book away. BTW, I'm not the only one that just isn't feeling it: http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/popvox/archive/2009/03/04/don-t-believe-the-watchmen-hype-really-don-t.aspx

    1. Re:Watchmen non-fan by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Watchmen is like Star Wars. You must experience it at age 18 or younger to appreciate it. Youre just too old. To adults, the characters are unrealistic, the plot is uninteresting, the love story silly, the ending illogical, and the tough guy machismo boring. To kids and teens its nectar of the gods. Its firmly in the realm of nostalgic stuff.

      Growing up sucks, eh?

    2. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      So, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're saying that you hate Watchmen (the book and the movie) because you hate superheroes? Why would you even bother to read it / see it then? That's like going to see The Dark Knight and then saying "Dude, that movie sucks cuz superheroes are unrealistic" -- you knew it was superheroes in the first place.

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    3. Re:Watchmen non-fan by pz · · Score: 1

      From what I read Zach Snyder lived with a copy under his arm and so for once, mostly, the novelist and artist's vision are going to be implemented as they intended.

      Zach Snyder did the same thing with 300, taking the graphic novel as a storyboard, recreating it nearly shot-for-shot. I picked up the book before the movie and was impressed with both. In one sense the movie 300 was a letdown because it did nothing to further the possible realizations of the graphic novel. But, in another, the movie was an almost perfect realization of the graphic novel, neither adding very much nor taking very much away.

      So Watchmen won't be for once, but for twice that such precision has been used.

      --

      Put my fist through my alarm clock with its ding-dong death inside my ear. - The Blackjacks.
    4. Re:Watchmen non-fan by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, have to agree. I was looking through it again recently, hadn't read it since it first came out, and I found it pretty weak. I liked it the first time though. Growing up really does suck.

    5. Re:Watchmen non-fan by mknewman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, I'm not saying I hate it at all. The book was just not for me, I'm NOT into superheroes, think dressing up in tights for a fight is kinda silly. I am a HUGE sci-fi fan though and this got a ton of hype, so I gave it a chance. I'm still expecting the movie to rock (I'm going tonight) but the whole graphic novel thing leaves me dry.

    6. Re:Watchmen non-fan by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Haha, wow. I couldn't disagree more. I did first read it when I was about 16, but I don't feel nostalgic about it at all. It's difficult to digest, the ending isn't particularly satisfying, and it was full of cultural references that I was too young to really appreciate (Nixon, Vietnam, 1940s superheroes).

      Furthermore, the characters seemed "unrealistic" even then, because I was smart enough to realize that the Watchmen is mostly a comic book about comic books. The book quite clearly sets up the concept of "superheroes in the real world" and then proceeds immediately to "superheroes in the real world don't work."

      Compared to most superhero comics, which are just rehashes of adolescent power fantasies, Watchmen reads like The Bridges of Madison County.

      --
      Breakfast served all day!
    7. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you're still saying that you dislike superheroes and then go on to complain about Watchmen for being superheroes.....that just seems kind of a "Well, if you don't like rap, then why would you go listen to the new Jay-Z cd?" situation. If you didn't like the book, you won't like the movie since it's the most accurate book to film transition I know of (I saw it last night).

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    8. Re:Watchmen non-fan by dcollins · · Score: 1, Informative

      Watchmen is like Star Wars. You must experience it at age 18 or younger to appreciate it. Youre just too old. To adults, the characters are unrealistic, the plot is uninteresting, the love story silly, the ending illogical, and the tough guy machismo boring. To kids and teens its nectar of the gods. Its firmly in the realm of nostalgic stuff.

      This is all bullshit.
      - I liked Star Wars around 12, yes.
      - I disliked the new and revisionist-history Star Wars around 30, yes.
      - I also loved Lord of the Rings around 35 (without reading the books), it felt like original Star Wars to me. Saw it multiple times. Said, "Now George Lucas should go clean shit at the zoo."
      - I didn't really "get" Watchmen until I re-read it for the fourth time at around age 37. Final analysis: It's really a horror story, merely in the guise of a superhero comic.

      To summarize: "Watchmen is like Star Wars. You must experience it at age 18 or younger to appreciate it," is all bullshit.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    9. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Growing up sucks, eh?

      No, that only applies in Canada.

    10. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called being a Troll, you have been Trolled. Please do not feed the Trolls!

    11. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is a fallacy. I read Watchmen for the first time when I was 20, after having it be required reading in a science fiction literature course. I couldn't have asked for a better environment in which to read the novel.

    12. Re:Watchmen non-fan by stonefry · · Score: 2, Informative

      I just read it for the 1st time at age 32 and I thought it was epic.

    13. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Scooter's_dad · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm 45 years old. I read Watchmen for the first time ever about a week ago and I loved it. But then I'm fairly immature.

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      The road to hell is paved with Cat 5 cable.
    14. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watchmen is like Star Wars. You must experience it at age 18 or younger to appreciate it. Youre just too old. To adults, the characters are unrealistic, the plot is uninteresting, the love story silly, the ending illogical, and the tough guy machismo boring. To kids and teens its nectar of the gods. Its firmly in the realm of nostalgic stuff.

      Growing up sucks, eh?

      Hah! I'm 53 and I loved it!

      Mark Edwards

    15. Re:Watchmen non-fan by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      I am a non-fan (ducks)

      Eh, you're entitled. Quit ducking, I'm not throwing anything.

      Over the years I have heard all the hype about how important it is, Time 100 Top Novels, etc.

      It is overly hyped, but then I've never seen anything that had any hype actually live up to it. In my opinion, Watchmen is pretty good. It's not "the greatest graphic novel ever written" or any such bullshit. What is? I don't know, the title is meaningless. There's plenty of other works that are at the same quality level, and some people will like some better than others.

      I didn't like the book. In reality, it's not a book but just 12 comics pasted together with a bit of fluff inserted that really didn't have anything to do with the plot.

      Some of the "fluff" had a lot to do with the plot, and gave important background info and insight. Most of it was just filler.

      And it's not really "12 comics pasted together." Just because they were originally released individually doesn't change how they fit together. Unless, of course, you describe a book as "a bunch of chapters pasted together."

      The whole "Graphic Novel" thing just doesn't do it for me, I read comics as a kid, this is no different.

      No, it isn't different and people who say "graphic novels" are less childish than "comics" are just being elitist. What matters is the story. Some of it is childish, some of it is not, and it has nothing to do with the medium. Some movies are crap, some are not.

      The characters are weakly written

      I personally disagree with you on that one. There are chapters devoted to character development of specific characters.

      because of the format there is very little real information on a page (I especially remember the one page with 4 or 5 panels with only the words "Ahhhhhhh" or similar...

      That goes with graphic novels "not doing it for you." You have no idea how to read a comic book, do you? It's not a novel. The text isn't the only thing of importance in the panels. If you don't or can't appreciate the artwork you shouldn't bother with the medium, you're not going to enjoy it.

      The plot itself wasn't bad but the ending in the 'novel' was totally weak, and from what I read in the script should be very much better in the movie.

      Haven't seen the movie yet, but I read above what the "new ending" was, and I have to disagree with you royally on that one. If your enemy is omnipotent, you cower in fear, you don't unite to fight it. The movie ending doesn't make sense.

      The whole pirate subtext was awful. I would have been much happier without reading it.

      I'm torn on that one. On the one hand, the pirate comic inside the comic thing did perfectly describe the sentiments at hand. On the other hand, I think it would be stronger to let the readers grasp the emotions of the world on their own, without having to recourse to a narrative from a fictional character inside the fictional world telling you what you're supposed to be observing.

      Oh, and the whole manic depressive omnipotent mass murderer in love with a human was just ridiculous.

      Mass murderer? Manic Depressive? Dr. Manhattan fits neither of those descriptions.

      So, yes, I will go see it, I'll probobly even like it, but I've given my copy of the book away.

      Wait...you didn't like it, but you're going to see it anyway, and you expect to enjoy it?

      I would really appreciate it if you replied to me after seeing the movie. I have a feeling you won't like it, and you can just say so if that's the case. If you do like it, I'd be really interested in hearing what was it about the movie that really made a difference for you.

      --

      Warning: Opinions known to be heavily biased.

    16. Re:Watchmen non-fan by bperkins · · Score: 1

      Amen.

      Had the same experience, though I'm a bit less negative. I think it's a good read, but there are a lot of good reads out there.

      I can see why it was highly influential, and I can see why people liked it at the time.

      On the other had the idea of it being one of the 100 best modern novels is completely laughable.

    17. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      To summarize: "Watchmen is like Star Wars. You must experience it at age 18 or younger to appreciate it," is all bullshit.

      Well it makes some assumptions about rates of emotional development, it's true.

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      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    18. Re:Watchmen non-fan by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      because of the format there is very little real information on a page (I especially remember the one page with 4 or 5 panels with only the words "Ahhhhhhh" or similar

      I agree. I remember seeing a picture once by some guy called Da Vinci. It was quite a large canvas, but all it had on it was a picture of a woman smiling slightly. No words, no real information at all. Useless.

      From what I read Zach Snyder lived with a copy under his arm and so for once, mostly, the novelist and artist's vision are going to be implemented as they intended.

      Alan Moore will be deeply relieved to hear that. I expect once the news reaches him he'll repent and allow his name to appear on the credits after all.

    19. Re:Watchmen non-fan by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I . . . think dressing up in tights for a fight is kinda silly.

      You do realize Watchmen satirizes that, right? It actually agrees with you on that point.

    20. Re:Watchmen non-fan by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Well it makes some assumptions about rates of emotional development, it's true.

      No, it's purely unthinking bullshit.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    21. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was 50 something when I first read it and I liked it anyway.

    22. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Cally · · Score: 1
      Hi! This is your free clue, courtesy of the intarwebs.

      In reality, it's not a book but just 12 comics pasted together with a bit of fluff inserted that really didn't have anything to do with the plot.

      Youuuuuuu're a moron.

      --
      "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
    23. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 52 and loved it, although I've never read the comics or book. I might be management now and own a home, have a family, but inside I hope to never grow old in the way you describe.

    24. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not him, but I was intrigued to finally find someone who didn't like the GN. I've read 200 comments about how the GN rules.

      Personally, I haven't read it. And, since I already saw the movie, I suspect that reading the GN will be more a homework assignment than an adventure.

      Why?

      Let's put it this way: I saw a copy of Dune in the bookstore for $6. Hardcover. I've read it twice. Great book. But I've also seen the six-hour Sci-Fi Channel version. Which is also great.

      I picked up the Dune book and leafed through a few pages. And put it down. Conclusion: Why would I pay six dollars for a TV script?

      I'm having the same feeling about paying $11 for the GN. The visuals are the same. The dialog is the same. The difference is that the movie cost $130 million to make, and it shows.

    25. Re:Watchmen non-fan by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Well, then, here's my anecdote. I read it about a year ago, I'm well into my 20s. I liked it a lot.

      I'm not a big comic fan but had previously read all of the The Preacher and some of Transmetropolitan. Compared to those, sometimes Watchmen couldn't decide whether it was camp or a serious graphic novel.

      But this was precisely the point. Watchmen is about tearing down the old superhero comic. Seeing the surface is not enough to foster a real enjoyment. They're flawed -- yeah, we all get that. So's Spiderman. It's what they do with the *form* that's so interesting. Not just artistically but in terms of story-telling. Again and again comic book cliches are brought up but the context is all wrong and so the results are different. Finally there is the staple city-destroying supermonster, and suprise, no one's there to fight it! But I thought it was a comic book?

      I thought all this was rather neat. I really dug what you called fluff...that is, the pieces of the autobiography and the news clippings. The only individual chapter that I remember standing out from the rest was the one with Rorschach's back story. But I still liked where they put it.

      The pirate stuff I never got into. Apparently it's supposed to be this brilliant allegory for Veidt's plan but it felt shallow to me in that regard.

  25. Faithful representation of source material by dctoastman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ultimately, Watchmen was a faithful representation of the source material. You can read the book and base your opinion of whether or not you will enjoy the movie on your opinion of the book.

    I found that the actors portraying Nite Owl II, Rorschach, and Dr. Manhattan were excellent in their roles. There were so many little atmospheric touches, I missed them all (looking through the credits, you'll see acknowledgments and thanks for use of clips from various shows and movies, I didn't see half of those in the movie itself).

    1. Re:Faithful representation of source material by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      (looking through the credits, you'll see acknowledgments and thanks for use of clips from various shows and movies, I didn't see half of those in the movie itself).

      Ozymandias has a big wall of TVs, all showing different things.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:Faithful representation of source material by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      h, thanks. That didn't even register. I just glossed I we it because I expected him to be watching a wall of TVs. Did notice them playing "everybody wants to rule the world" in the background while veidt is talking to the power conglomorates.

    3. Re:Faithful representation of source material by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Yea, the TV had 1980's things on it. The Mac commercial was the most noticable.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    4. Re:Faithful representation of source material by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Nope, sorry - the most noticeable was Marvin the Martian eying the Earth with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

      --
      Education is the silver bullet.
    5. Re:Faithful representation of source material by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I thought Ozymandias and Rorschach were both equally brilliant, Dr. Manhattan was "good enough", the other characters could have been played by anyone.

    6. Re:Faithful representation of source material by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Well, a lot of Watchmen had to do with tearing down comic book cliches and I doubt those made the transition to film. If you limit what you're saying to just the story itself rather than how it's told, then I agree.

  26. your first mistake... by inerlogic · · Score: 1

    was having high hopes.....

    we all should know better by now....

  27. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The brain monster wasn't important, the reasoning behind it and Ozymandias' "ends justify the means" altitude is.

    1. Re:Missing the point by Greyor · · Score: 2, Informative

      And besides, the alien seemed to me to be a Lovecraft reference (Cthulhu anyone?) -- which, if you've read any of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Alan Moore is fond of. I was a bit annoyed that they changed the ending for that reason, but oh well. It worked as well as it could have. I loved the movie personally.

    2. Re:Missing the point by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      The psychic brain monster was meant to be a "Give humanity a common enemy and watch them all pull together." The Dr Manhattan plot is more of a "Behave or the Big Blue Guy in the Sky will get you." Ever so slightly different meanings and I can see why Alan Moore was pissed off about it.

      --
      'Don't worry' said the trees when they saw the axe coming, 'The handle is one of us.'
  28. Saw it at 12:01 by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Very faithful except for the ending which is still faithful to the idea of the ending.

    There were a few scenes in the first hour that were a little loose or slow. that's not it.
    Here it is: The movie had a great sound track but a lousy score. The background "emotion" music (that made star wars great) was average. the sound track was the biggest change in the "feel" of the novel to me.

    The characters were great except veigt was about 20 pounds too light imho.

    There is a lot of stuff there for the fan which is meaningless to someone who hasn't read the comic first. It's not bad- it just doesn't connect emotionally because you see some secondary characters or scenes without the 30 panels of buildup you got in the comic.

    Some things were the same as the comic but came across a LOT differently.
    Never has so much swinging male private parts been on display. Much more impact when it's swinging around than on the printed page.
    The sex scenes had a lot more impact and were more *real* than many sex scenes in many other movies. the awkwardness of it is frequently dropped from "hollywood reality". it was amazing. this added a lot ot the suspension of disbelief for the rest of the film.
    The violence was extreme. In the panel, it's one thing-- on the screen- it's disturbing. This is not a kid's movie even if they edit out the nudity.

    Was very satisfied- understood the edits and changes that were made. Recommend it- but you'll get more out of it if you read the graphic novel first.

    And what is with hendrix being the new SF catch song...

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    1. Re:Saw it at 12:01 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The violence was extreme. In the panel, it's one thing-- on the screen- it's disturbing. This is not a kid's movie even if they edit out the nudity.

      Sorry, maybe I am being blatantly European when I say: WTF?!
      Now I know us Europeans are more open to nakedness and sex in movies than Americans. But it used to baffle me how an abundance of violence can be considered alright for "kids" (no clue about the rating system) in America, but a bit of nudity skyrockets the rating.

      Your reaction above sheds a different light on it though... Now I am wondering if your reaction is symptomatic of the cause of this knee-jerk rating system, or a result of it.

    2. Re:Saw it at 12:01 by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It has changed in america a lot since the 70's. there was a bloom of nudity in the 70's- tho mostly female. Even pg-13 movies had brief full frontal topless scenes.

      I'm not sure how you read my reaction-- even rereading your post, it's unclear.

      My reaction is this... minutes of swinging blue dong. A very realistic sex scene. Side and rear male and female nudity that is very clear and extensive.

      Only the blue dong was anything new- and it was presented in an entirely non-sexual manner. but it felt a lot different than it did on the panel where it is 1/8" of an inch long and isn't bouncing and swing around.

      Likewise- the violence was clearly extreme in the comic book- people bloodily and viciously killed, throats slit, etc. Some was explicit which made all the implied stuff more real. OTH, seeing compound fractures inflicted on screen is disturbing at any age. it violates my body image and squicks me. the arm cutting scene was a lot less intense (my main thought was... I don't remember that from the comic-- I think they slit his throat first there) than the very clear compound fracture breaking scenes.

      The sex scenes I wouldn't want my 15 year old to see but the violence scenes I could do without them seeing until they are 17+.

      That said- as an adult and fan of the comic book- it was incredible. And the editing was top notch. I hate movies where the fight scenes are so confused that you can't even tell who is fighting who. You had fight scenes with a dozen moving people and never ever lost track of what was happening. And it was very credible-- Rorschach vs the swat guys was bad ass, matched the comics, and ended just as it should too.

      I recommend the film highly. it's the kind of film that *should* be made that we stopped making after the initial wave of "X" films in the 70's. This would have probably gotten an "X" back then. That's when "X" meant adult- instead of porno.

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    3. Re:Saw it at 12:01 by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Never has so much swinging male private parts been on display. Much more impact when it's swinging around than on the printed page.

      Was I the only one looking at his face? : )

      And I agree with everything you said, but although this was the Hendrix version, the song is by Bob Dylan. Common mistake.

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    4. Re:Saw it at 12:01 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh... "All Along the Watchtower" was in the original comic, >= 20 years ago. This is nothing "new".

    5. Re:Saw it at 12:01 by MrMickS · · Score: 1

      Very faithful except for the ending which is still faithful to the idea of the ending.

      Saw it yesterday. After reflection I agree with Alan Moore. Its not possible to translate Watchmen from the graphic novel to the screen. Yes, it was a faithful representation, but I don't think it worked as a film. Perhaps it needed to take a few more liberties with the source material to produce a film that worked.

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    6. Re:Saw it at 12:01 by ConvexCourse · · Score: 1

      "you'll get more out of it if you read the graphic novel first."

      i couldn't disagree more. i never read the comics and was very impressed, even astounded, by the movie. it was incredible. i'm starting to read the comics now and its like filling in a great story, making it even better.

      no, if you haven't read the comics don't do so until after you see the movie. this is one of the rare times i would suggest that.

      "And what is with hendrix being the new SF catch song..."

      well, it IS all along the "WATCHtower" and it was originally a dylan song, who was quoted in the comics i believe.

  29. WATCHMAN READER vs NEWBIE review by gordm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've read it but asked a friend who hadn't read WATCHMEN to see the movie with me so we could review it. Our discussion is the video at the end of this review (the review focuses more on Alan Moore not wanting to see the movie than our different experiences watching it). http://r4nt.com/article/watchmen-the-what-is-alans-problem-review/ ...and the video itself can be found at either location (use blip for CC license)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY7fCCmUxs8 http://blip.tv/file/1844574/ In a nutshell he never read it, but he is a comic geek, and he loved it and is seeing it again today. I HAD read the comic but don't consider myself a comic guy. I also loved it. Certainly the most interesting Alan Moore adaptation yet. In terms of quality, to ME its the best, followed by FFROM HELL and V FOR VENDETTA. He was never confused during the screening, and never felt anything was missing. Nor did I. Obviously stuff IS missing, and a longer version is coming. But it stands on its own as an excellent movie.

  30. Overall: Loved It by BobReturns · · Score: 1

    In general I loved the movie, excellent soundtrack, almost as good as the graphic novel.

    3 Issues However:
    1: Where was my squid
    2: Because of the lack of squid, the comedian's finding out of Ozzys plan didn't work too well, it's not as clear as it is in the novel how he found out about it.
    3: I felt Ozzy could have been fleshed out a lot more - they showed very little of his backstory or motivations.

  31. Death, the High Cost of Living by huckamania · · Score: 1

    I always wanted to see this one up on the screen. For those that don't know, Death was a recurring figure in Sandman.

    1. Re:Death, the High Cost of Living by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those that don't know, Death was a recurring figure in Sandman.

      No offense, but how does that mean in terms of content? Death is also a recurring figure in Family Guy. I don't see how that helps someone draw any sort of conclusion from.

    2. Re:Death, the High Cost of Living by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      No offense, but how does that mean in terms of content? Death is also a recurring figure in Family Guy. I don't see how that helps someone draw any sort of conclusion from.

      Well, a recurring enough figure that they gave Death two spin-off novels, The High Cost of Living and Time of your Life. It had been established as an aside during Sandman that there was a rule that Death had to spend one day mortal every century, to better understand the subjects of the exercise. The High Cost of Living follows the most recent such day. A day in the life, with Death.

      Oh, and Sandman's concept of Death is... rather different in several ways to those you'll be familiar with, which I'll avoid spoiling for you. The lead character of the series, Morpheus, is more formally known as Dream of the Endless, the anthropomorphic personification of dreaming and imagination and one of the most powerful entities in all creation; he is Death's younger brother, the two of them being among the senior members of a highly dysfunctional set of siblings. Death is the first of Dream's family we meet, as an epilogue to the opening story arc in Preludes and Nocturnes.

      Not to give away too much by way of spoilers, Dream put it to the magician who had once imprisoned him, upon his escape: "WHAT? You wanted DEATH? Then count yourself lucky for the sake of your species and your petty planet that you did NOT succeed... that instead you snared Death's younger BROTHER... you'll never know how LUCKY you were."

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    3. Re:Death, the High Cost of Living by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good news for you sir!

    4. Re:Death, the High Cost of Living by tzhuge · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that one is in the works, and Neil Gaiman will be directing... or at least he wants to. We'll see if the project ever comes together.

  32. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a really really good movie. Followed the Comic very closely for most portions, the new ending was a twist, it lead to the same end-game, but just a different method of getting there. They did leave off a lot, but since it's a movie they had to, stuff like the newsstand sequences, and a few back stories. There were a few points that were pointless, IE the sex scenes, and a lot of man-ass, scenes that when you buy it you will most likely skip over.

    Out of 100, I'd give it something like an 85, Very good adaptation, good visuals, but some things could have been left out.

    1. Re:Great by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

      I haven't see it yet, but I really liked the newstand sequences for the emotional pull to NYC, although in a post-9/11 world it may all too easy to absorb this tragedy in. And I never really saw a point for Doc Manhattan's Bluetooth dongle in the novel, I'd hoped he'd at least keep his briefs on for the film.

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    2. Re:Great by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      I had always figured that if Watchmen were made into a movie, they wouldn't show two things:

      1. Destroying New York (or at least killing most of the people there) because of some need to appear sensitive to 9/11.
      2. Blue dong.

      I was wrong with both of those, but they couldn't have a guy getting burned to death, a throat being slit or a hideous squid-looking thing. Strange how that works.

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  33. Looking forward to it by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

    I haven't seen it yet, but I'm going to see it as soon as I can. I was hoping this wouldn't get screwed up, and signs indicate that it hasn't.

    The surest way to screw it up would have been to get Tim Burton or Paul Verhoeven to direct it; they don't seem to be able to make a movie based on a book without wanting to change things and put their own fingerprints on it. (I'd love to watch a Starship Troopers movie. Too bad we didn't actually get one.)

    Everyone agrees that a perfect, 100% faithful adaptation is impossible, unless you do it as a miniseries that is around 12 hours long. The best we can hope for is that the screenwriter and director do a good job of streamlining the story and keeping the important parts intact. Kevin Smith says that this has been done.

    I've read several reviews, and they illustrate how impossible it is to walk the tightrope. The movie keeps large chunks of the original dialog intact, and reviews have complained about dialog-heavy, boring long scenes. As a fan of Alan Moore's writing, I'm expecting that I will like or love these "boring" scenes. You can't please everyone.

    I read an interview with the director, Zack Snyder. He said the movie studios pushed on him to cut some of the more shocking scenes, such as a rape, and a scene where a pregnant woman gets shot; but the scenes were important to the story, and he got them kept in. In the book, the alienation of Dr. Manhatten is shown visually in the way he stops bothering to wear clothes; this is kept as well. The pirate-themed side story would have made the movie too long... but they filmed it anyway and it will be available as its own feature on DVD.

    I read that Zack Snyder gave each actor a copy of the graphic novel, and authorized them to edit their characters' dialog to more closely match the graphic novel. I have real hope that this movie will make me happy as a Watchmen fan.

    P.S. Alan Moore is not happy with it, but as far as I can tell, he is automatically not happy with any attempt to turn his work into a movie. You could get Peter Jackson with an unlimited budget, and he still would not be happy. I read that they offered to have him help with the adaptation, but he declined. (Which makes perfect sense... that way he can complain about everything, and no one can say "well, you had the power to change that, why didn't you?")

    steveha

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    1. Re:Looking forward to it by shma · · Score: 1

      The surest way to screw it up would have been to get Tim Burton [imdb.com] or Paul Verhoeven [imdb.com] to direct it; they don't seem to be able to make a movie based on a book without wanting to change things and put their own fingerprints on it.

      From what I understand, Snyder put his own fingerprints on the movie by including his 300-style incredibly annoying slow-mo shots everywhere he could.

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    2. Re:Looking forward to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay for a director to have a directing style. What I hate is when a director changes the story. Paul Verhoeven was lauded for the satirical touches he put on Robocop... then he jacked around with Starship Troopers to put similar satirical touches. Tim Burton made Charlie and the Chocolate Factory more about Mr. Wonka than about Charlie, even inventing a new character (Wonka's dentist dad); and Burton's Wonka is very different from the original book's character.

      Classic, well-loved books (and graphic novels) generally have good stories. Usually changes to the stories are for the worse. Usually the director is not as good a writer as the author of the original book, so the bigger the change, the more likely it is to suck.

    3. Re:Looking forward to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So pretty much Alan Moore was asked if he would like to be party to raping his own story? How does that work? He doesn't own it or have any rights to it. They have already raped his other stories why would he help them rape this one?

    4. Re:Looking forward to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The director, Zack Snyder, was trying to make the best possible Watchmen. In other words, he wanted to avoid raping it.

      Inviting the author to help you make the best possible movie... trying to give props to the author... I don't have to explain to you how that works unless you are a complete idiot.

      They have already raped his other stories

      Zack Snyder was not part of "they" because he had nothing to do with the others.

    5. Re:Looking forward to it by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it yet, but I'm going to see it as soon as I can. I was hoping this wouldn't get screwed up, and signs indicate that it hasn't.

      The surest way to screw it up would have been to get Tim Burton or Paul Verhoeven to direct it; they don't seem to be able to make a movie based on a book without wanting to change things and put their own fingerprints on it. (I'd love to watch a Starship Troopers movie. Too bad we didn't actually get one.)

      Verhoeven thought the militarism of the the Starship Troopers and their absolute contempt for their enemies reminds him of the SS troopers that "invaded his homeland". His version of Starship Troopers is a parody. The Federation in the movie are the bad guys, they've started an unnecessary war and vastly underestimated their opponent's strengths. What we're watching at the start of the movie is propaganda from inside a fascist society that is in the middle of its own version of the Nazis defeat at Stalingrad. Now I know the Heinlein was no Nazi, but I think the idea that only veterans can vote would be more likely to lead to an militarist, imperialist society than the libertarian one he presumably favoured. Heinlein's design principle for society was wrong. What I liked about the movie was the way it was marketed as Beverly Hills in space versus big bugs, but it's actually much darker. As Verhoeven put it "we used to to joke that action movies are fascist so I decided to make a fascist action movie".

      That article at sff.net you linked to completely misses this. You miss this too, even though after 9/11 I saw numerous conversation on American TV which seemed to echo this scene

      NET CORRESPONDENT: Some say the bugs were provoked by human attempts to colonize within the AQZ, that a "live and let live" policy is preferable to war with the bugs...
      JOHNNY Yeah, well, I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill'em all

      The movie even slyly reminds us the 'hero' flunked math. Verhoeven is subverting the action movie idea that the hero is always right and everything would be ok if he had absolute power. The Führerprinzip of most action movies in fact.

      It's sort of bizarre that people who claim to like Watchmen because it subverts the superhero idea can't see that the Starship Troopers movie is a parody of the novel, it's not meant to be a faithful adaptation.

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    6. Re:Looking forward to it by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      There's a very strange tendency for directors to decide suddenly that they'll take a classic work (be it Watchmen, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) and rewrite it, because damn it, what could the *original author* know about the *story*? I found Gene Wilder to be a thousand times better than Johnny Depp (who seems to play the same character in most Tim Burton movies) as Willy Wonka.

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    7. Re:Looking forward to it by nbates · · Score: 1

      >what could the *original author* know about the *story*?

      Well... I'd say it is more in the lines of "what could the *original author* know about film making?"

    8. Re:Looking forward to it by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      Well... I'd say it is more in the lines of "what could the *original author* know about film making?"

      Yeah, I guess the guy who did such classics as "300" and "Dawn of the Dead" knows more about his genre than a guy who authored a great number of classics in his genre.

      The director in question had said in interviews that he greatly respected the source material, which makes the changes seem even more ridiculous. Throwing wire-frame action shots or making a scene contain more gratuitous gore doesn't exactly seem like it comes from a master of film, since it highlights style over substance.

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    9. Re:Looking forward to it by nbates · · Score: 1

      >Yeah, I guess the guy who did such classics as "300" and "Dawn of the Dead" knows more about his genre than a guy who authored a great number of classics in his genre.

      He did some movies, period. That makes him more experienced on film making than the author of the comic. Also, I think Tim Burton did some classics, and every time he uses another person's material as source he disassembles it and creates something completely different. That's what an artist does. So you are lucky this material was taken by a run of the mill director.

      The director greatly respected the source material indeed. But he didn't completely followed it. I think the action scenes and new ending improved the original material, since the original material was already style over substance (as most comics are), but now at least it is fun and less convoluted.

      Somehow you interpreted that I was saying the director is a film genius or something like that. I actually think the director is a good enough director for the source material. I know comic fanboys like to think their precious comic books are masterpieces that will trascend time. You even go so far as calling certain comic books "graphic novels". But at the end of the day graphic novels are just pretty pictures with captions.

      The reason comic books as a medium are weak can be found by analyzing the graphic and the textual parts.

      On the graphic side, comic books haven't matured beyond the modern phase. You won't find an abstract comic for example.

      On the narrative side, comic books are guilty of one of the worst crimes, that is exposition. Most comics tell, and tell and tell (this includes Watchmen). Again, text in comic books never went pass the more basic techniques.

      I liked the idea behind watchmen, and I like the story, I really do. But I don't see the harm done in altering it to make it fit better in the new context. Refusing going to see the movie like Alan Moore did is just prima donna attitude. It is not as if somebody had drawn a penis over the Mona Lisa. The original material is still there, on the comic book store. So even if Watchmen was a study of human nature in the lines of Sartre's novels, making a movie about it won't hurt the comic at all. And making the movie a more faithful replica won't make the movie better either.

    10. Re:Looking forward to it by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't think that because a director changes the content, that makes them somehow a valid artist.

      I haven't heard anyone try to say that "V for Vendetta" was a good adaptation because the Wachowski Brothers decided to write their own (IMHO inferior) ending to the original, more or less completely missing the point of the source material. Yes, it may be something completely different, in the same way that mashups are a completely different art form, with some sort of artistic validity. I somehow doubt, however, that if someone took Finnegan's Wake (or some other piece of classic literature, take your pick) and rewrote it as a film while changing plot and characters, that they would be heralded as a genius.

      I'm also assuming that your perception of the director as being perfectly valid as an artist is somewhat colored by your slight disdain for the original medium in which it was presented. No one expects an exact page-to-screen conversion, but if the points for sections go flying over your head, you can't expect the original content to shine though.

      All that being said, it was *far* more faithful an adaptation than I had expected, and it did indeed profit from some of the "enhancements" that the director had made, in the same way that certain changes weren't necessarily improvements. Snyder had said in interviews that he had to substantially alter what he was going to present in order to be allowed to release the movie, and that the Director's Cut would most likely have more of the source material in it.

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    11. Re:Looking forward to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I think the idea that only veterans can vote would be more likely to lead to
      >an militarist, imperialist society than the libertarian one he presumably favoured.
      >Heinlein's design principle for society was wrong.

      Now that I've had it explained to me (by the other AC), I think I get it. It reminds me of a Piers Anthony novel I read a long time ago.

      In it, society was basically perfect. Everything was spiffy, clean, and well-engineered. Nobody was really sure why.

      At the end, you find out that our society is run by alien leaders. And human leaders are in charge of the alien society on their homeworld.

      Each side is holding the other one's balls. This sounds like what Heinlein was describing with some can vote, but not lead; others can lead, but not vote.

      As for the Starship Troopers movie, it's been redone as a Futurama episode, which makes it clear that it's a parody.

  34. A bad review from a non-fanboi by qengho · · Score: 1
  35. Sorry, that wasn't Alan Moore by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Alan Moore did some work for 2000 A.D. (the magazine that featured Judge Dredd), some of it famous, but I'm not sure that he ever wrote a Judge Dredd story. Most of the famous Judge Dredd story arcs were written by Judge Dredd co-creator John Wagner.

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  36. You answered your own question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In spite of your fanboy perspective, you write:
    "what I can't say is if it was a good movie or not."
    "I imagine a bit slow, wordy and maybe a bit confusing in parts."

    i.e. It's not a good movie.

  37. The Watchmen the studio wanted by steveha · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://io9.com/5165227/the-version-of-watchmen-the-studio-wanted

    Great jumping cats! Someone made an animated "Saturday Morning Watchmen" cartoon and it is seriously funny. It's at the end of this article, but here's a direct link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w

    steveha

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    1. Re:The Watchmen the studio wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone made an animated "Saturday Morning Watchmen" cartoon and it is seriously funny.

      It's much funnier if you actually know the story of Watchmen. Most of the humour is in seeing the characters doing things that are just wrong, and if you don't know the characters you won't get it.

    2. Re:The Watchmen the studio wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Direct link to the original Flash animation:

      http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797

  38. I'm glad its a movie and not a cartoon... by Nushio · · Score: 1

    Found this at YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6zyRr3tmlU

    Its what Watchmen would've looked like if it was turned into a cheesy cartoon...

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    1. Re:I'm glad its a movie and not a cartoon... by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Found this at YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6zyRr3tmlU

      Its what Watchmen would've looked like if it was turned into a cheesy cartoon...

      More than that, the comic book says Adrian Veidt has his own Saturday Morning cartoon, and his marketing department wants to include the other "costumed adventurers." That video is about what one would imagine Veidt's cartoon to be like.

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  39. Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So I'm reading some of the reviews/opinions about the movie, and I'm pleased to see that a lot of people seem to get the idea that most of these "superheroes" are just people in costumes. Night Owl has all the gadgets etc., but he doesn't really seem to have the temperament to be a hero. Plus, though he may have all the gadgets and everything, it's safe to say that the Owlship can fly for the same reason that the sky is full of dirigibles and people smoke weird cigarettes with bubbles at the end -- namely, because of Dr. Manhattan.

    Dr. Manhattan, we are told, is the only one of the bunch with any superpowers. And, unfortunately for all the rest of the so-called superheroes, he has the ultimate superpower -- basically, control of time and space. Nobody else is ever going to match him. Might as well close the book. The catch, however, is that all this godlike power has made him (quite naturally) detached from humanity.

    OK, that's all well and good so far. But I always thought that one of the major, MAJOR themes of the novel revolved around Ozymandias, and the reader's slowly-dawning realization that there might not be only one superhero in the world. There might be two.

    Dr. Manhattan may be the world's only literal comic-book superhero, but Ozymandias represents more the Nietzschian "superman" -- a normal human being who has transformed himself into the ultimate that the human race can hope for. He's billed as "the smartest man on Earth," sure -- but the mere fact that he [REDACTED] shows that he's also one of the top physical specimens on Earth, too. That guy was one tough mofo! And by the end of the story, we see that Ozymandias really, actually can catch a bullet in his bare hand; it's no parlor trick.

    So the ultimate question is: What does it mean to be a superman?

    We've shown that it has distanced Dr. Manhattan from humanity. But it's easy to say "that's only natural, Dr. Manhattan really isn't human anymore," and maybe in fact he is redeemed at the end. But Ozymandias is human, yet his superiority over the rest of us seems to have isolated him in exactly the same way as Dr. Manhattan. Maybe he can't fly to Mars, but think of him sitting in that big chair at the bottom of the world with his cat for company, watching rows of television screens bringing him images of the decay of civilization. Think about what he decides to do about it. Is there humanity in his plan? Is he a hero? A villain? Does he find redemption?

    Does the world need supermen? Is there even a place for them?

    I always thought these were some of the major themes of Watchmen, but I rarely hear them discussed, and it's not clear to me whether they're represented in the movie. (Are they?)

    Just thought I'd throw it out there to give us all something to waste time with on a Friday afternoon. Cheers!

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    1. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by ConvexCourse · · Score: 1

      "Dr. Manhattan, we are told, is the only one of the bunch with any superpowers."

      i'll be honest, i never got this idea from the movie. i never read the comics, so maybe its explicitly stated there, but all these guys in costumes seemed to be superheroes to me. they had powers, not glaringly over-powerful ones, but still they had powers.

      manhattan was the only one who seemed otherworldly but seeing the comedian fighting in vietnam along with manhattan didn't feel out of place.

      maybe its a key difference between the movie and the comics, but i didnt' really get that sense.

    2. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      think of him sitting in that big chair at the bottom of the world with his cat for company, watching rows of television screens bringing him images of the decay of civilization...

      ...an experience familiar to most /. readers.

    3. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Maybe you just missed something, or maybe the movie does put a different spin on things. In the book, it's clear: they have no powers. They fight; they've obviously been trained to fight with their fists to some extent. But mostly they're just people in costumes. When Night Owl and Silk Spectre have a big fight against a bunch of gang punks, there's a panel where they're standing there panting afterward.

      Also, in the book it's pretty clear that the reason we're looking at an "alternate" 1985 -- the direct source and reason for ALL of the things that diverged from our timeline -- is Dr. Manhattan. He won Vietnam for the U.S. and that's why Nixon is still in office. He's able to synthesize just about anything he feels like, and that's why we have all these divergent technologies (like the dirigibles). In the same way that the atom bomb changed the world, Dr. Manhattan changed it even more.

      The superheroes existed before Dr. Manhattan, but they were just people. When a REAL superhero came on the scene, it very conveniently coincided with the government choosing to outlaw vigilantes. You can tell from the attitude of a few of the characters that they feel like it's really just as well -- there's no way that they could ever measure up to the standard of a real, actual superhero with the power to disassemble them with a wave of his hand. If the Comedian doesn't feel this way -- if he still chooses to keep doing what he does in spite of everything -- it's because he's the Comedian.

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    4. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the books, but the movie definitely made it seem like the superheroes had superpowers. Not the modern style of superpowers, where it has to be theme based around your costume or name, and able to mesh into a tight ensemble cast, but a the classic superpowers where you didn't have to be a mutant or alien or gamma freak to be a hero.

      Look at just the opening sequence. Stone is being crushed by bare fists. Comedian took a punishing that should have killed him in the first five seconds. He should have been dead long before he was thrown out the window. And his attacker should have had mangled hands. That was not ordinary human strength, that was superstrength. Not Superman strength, but still far beyond the capabilities of normal human beings.

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    5. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by ConvexCourse · · Score: 1

      i'm not an expert film desconstructionist but i bet if i missed it, then a lot of other people did too.

      they all seem to be posessed of super strength, speed and endurance above and beyond everyone around them. otherwise the jail and gang scene would have gone a lot differently.

      its like the new james bond movies giving him super powers, like they did with bourne.

      sure, its not your typical turning lead-to-gold in-your-face super power like manhattan, but its there.

      when i see it again, i'll look for a clearer sign.

    6. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by nbates · · Score: 1

      The problem with the movie is that the superheroes seem too powerfull. Fight scenes look like terminator fighting. And I wouldn't say Ozimadias catching a bullet is very "human".

      Also, I was under the impression from the comic and doing some research online that Nixon was still in office because The Comedian had assassinated Woodward and Bernstein (the journalists who uncovered the Watergate).

    7. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      ... we see that Ozymandias really, actually can catch a bullet in his bare hand; it's no parlor trick.

      Gloved hand.

    8. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Also, I was under the impression from the comic and doing some research online that Nixon was still in office because The Comedian had assassinated Woodward and Bernstein (the journalists who uncovered the Watergate).

      There's that, too. But by the "present day" of the Watchmen universe, Nixon is on his fourth term, which means they actually had to modify the Constitution just for him. In Watchmen, Nixon hasn't just dodged Watergate -- as the president who was master of the atom, he's an actual, bona fide national hero.

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    9. Re:Big ol' SPOILER-laden question by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      I don't know how they do it in the movie but in the book there's sort of a question as to whether or not he actually caught it, but then he opens his hand and it's all bloody. Superman would not have bled, and he could easily catch bullets. But Veidt stands in contrast to that...he can do it but it's the extreme limit of what he can do, and more importantly, he still bleeds. Like the rest of Watchmen, we have an updated, realist version of what once was a comic book cliche.

      He's sort of a superhero in the sense that he has pushed his body and mind to the absolute limit. He's what's possible. It's outlandish, sure, but I don't think he's meant to have any more power than, say, Batman.

      The Woodward thing is interesting. I hadn't realized that. But Dr. Manhattan definitely is responsible for more of Nixon's success than The Comedian.

  40. Well, the guy at Au Bon Pain by Saerko · · Score: 1

    Where I regularly go to lunch, said he freaking loved it. He had never read the graphic novel, and had only seen the previews on TV. To be honest, if Snyder's previous work is any indication, it's a crowd pleaser. Wordiness is really only an issue if you assume the public is so blatantly starved for attractions that they need movies to be just non-stop action scenes. Based on how many people who had never read the books got into the LOTR movies, I'd say the public is pretty damn tolerant of dialogue as long as there's a strong finish.

  41. WATCHMEME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watchmen is okay. I'm not a huge fan, but it's okay.

  42. I had not read the books... by revjtanton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw it last night at midnight. I was vaguely familiar with the story of Watchmen from looking it up on Wikipedia before hand...but I had no idea what I was walking into.

    To say it blew my mind would be an understatement. I walked out of that theater disgusted with humanity, but apathetic towards any attempt at making things better. Its like I'm pissed off at everyone but I don't care. Its a very, very weird feeling.

    I feel the way I do, but that overwhelming sense of despair is coupled with a new appreciation for my child and wife. My wife has a disorder which doctors told her would make it 100% impossible for her to have kids...well we had a daughter. I've always found my daughter's existence to be the closest thing to a miracle I've seen in my life and the philosophies that dabble into the subject of life as a miracle only reaffirmed my adoration for her life and my wife.

    This story has changed me. I cannot credit the movie for this, and I will read the book, but all the same I feel different from watching this...I saw a bit of myself in every character's good and bad points. I hate myself yet feel superior to my friends and colleagues. I have to go since I just peed my pants.

    1. Re:I had not read the books... by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      I hate myself yet feel superior to my friends and colleagues.

      Congrats, you're now officially a comic book nerd!

      Yeah, Watchmen will do that to ya.

  43. Saw it - Never Read it by sp3ktr3 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was well made. I honestly didn't feel the extended length of the film. It had that dark comedy that I am a fan of. If anything, there was a lot of schlong from the the blue captain planet guy but I guess that makes more sense than the Ken doll flat pelvis approach.

  44. Positive sign by GiantHaystacks · · Score: 1

    The fact that a "nutty fan of the book" isn't panning the movie (and even enjoyed it) is a pretty positive sign. Usually even great screen adaptations get slammed by die-hard fans (Lord of the Rings springs to mind).

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  45. Two and a half watchmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's already talk of turning the movie in to a television show . Although comic book fans may be dissapointed to find the story line won't be following the book.

  46. I might just fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your requirements. My buddy is a huge fan and he dragged me to the midnight showing. Never read the comic, or much of any comics for that matter.

    I found the movie to be quite enjoyable. Not too confusing (however I do have a cursory understanding of quantum mechanics), slick story, gory enough, nudity; this movie is entirely watchable.

    I hope you have 2 and a half hours to spend watching it though. Super long, but it seemed like they couldn't have fit it all together with less time.

    On a scale from 1X10^-10 to 1X10^-9 I give it a 9.6x10^-10. Loss of points because of the floppy blue glowing penises I had to endure the sight of.

  47. I absolutely hated it ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The start of the movie was promising, with compelling music to lead in the history of the watchmen. But what followed was a jerky story line with intermittent character histories that were totally uncalled for (heck, why would I want to know anything more about Jon, and why didn't they tell me that at the start ?).
    When the film was "half way" (1.5 hours in the cinema already) I fell asleep. No: literally. The ending came as no surprise and as a total relief (that I could leave the cinema).
    The special effects were done great, the sound was loud enough, but there was no story and the length was way too long.
    If this were a movie review site: 2/10.

  48. Deductions by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a blatant attempt to make my movie-going a valid business expense..

    If you go to enough movies to make a dent in your tax bill, you need help! If you don't go to that many movies, but you still look for ways to deduct a $10 ticket, you really need help!

  49. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never has so much swinging male private parts been on display. Much more impact when it's swinging around than on the printed page.

    You're seriously making me reconsider my original plan to see the film in IMAX.

  50. Good Review from quasi-fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the comic about 12 years ago and thought it was great then. I saw it last night at midnight mostly because my friends and I are movie nuts and we all thought it was amazing. Sure some scenes didn't make it, but they had to make the movie releasable. A hardcore rape, lots of corpses, and a crazy squid monster kinda render that impossible.
    Over all I thought it was fantastic, did the comic great justice, carried over all the dark depravity as well as the overall meaning and theme of the comic.

    4/5 Stars by far (woulda been 5 if there was less big blue sausage)

  51. If only it wasn't for the new ending... by Ender77 · · Score: 2

    Possible spoiler about book: Ok, I have not seen it and really reluctant to. The ending is what got me really worried. The ending is supposed to be the WTF moment(not the generic and boring new one) where an alien attack takes place that forces everybody in the world to band together and set a aside their differences. Yes, the squid was stretching belief but the idea of aliens forcing humanity together is still sound. Now that we have Dr Manhattan as the one blamed, it changes it into an external force into an internal force. On top of that, the other countries would not band together but look at each other with even more suspicion, the most likely scenario it would band other countries against the U.S., since it was DR Manhattan who caused it. Also, taking out the bodies at the end of the book was stupid, don't give me that bullshit about 9/11 after all the other stuff put in the movie (nuclear cloud, rape, kids body..etc), Why do directors HAVE to fuck up the endings in otherwise great movie? I don't want to see a fantastic movie, just to have it be disappointed at the end.

  52. The Ending by S77IM · · Score: 1

    (SPOILERS AHEAD -- but honestly, you knew that when you clicked on this article.)

    I know it's controversial, but I liked the new ending better. It made more sense and related better to the earlier themes of the story (Dr. Manhattan as God) and didn't require the introduction of several new sci-fi elements right at the last minute (telepathy and genetic engineering). It was true to the idea of the original, but implemented in a more coherent way. I feel this was a pretty good change -- if Alan Moore had done it that way in the original, it probably would have been a slightly better story.

    Heresy! I know, right? I can understand how some people have fond childhood memories of Watchmen and are justified in feeling that the ending was too great of a change. But I only read the book for the first time a few months ago, so I'm viewing Watchmen as just another story. In that sense, the movie stayed true to the original.

      -- 77IM

    --
    Student: Is it true that the foundation of the universe is paradox?
    Master: Well, yes and no.
  53. filling 'black hole' between Oscars and summer by peter303 · · Score: 1

    OK, OScar movies are out Dec to Feb and summer starts in May. The studios often put their dogs out inbetween. Nice to have something interesting to watch then.

  54. Yes gritty, film noire, dystopian and awesome by James_Rolevink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It follows the spirit of the comic in a Hollywood package (read, can't possibly be identical). In some ways it's better - real people doing the same things is quite vivid and confrontational, thus the 'R'. The characters convey the same foibles and characteristics in much less 'time'. I like the revised ending... the alien thing seems a bit gratuitous to me anyway; at this point, we are meant to be left pondering the fact that Ozymandius is right, damnit!

    The soundtrack rocks too. Make sure you see it in a decent theatre on a big screen with a honking sound system, so Jimm'y's All Along the Watchtower and Archie's thrusters can have full effect.

    All in all, given there is an Director's Cut, extended edition with the comic book in a comic book coming, I'd almost be prepared to think this could grow into a cult film (not certain though). It's good enough to warrant watching the Watchmen again.

  55. Hand-held camera shots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much "hand-held" type camera work is in this? I ask because my wife gets motion-sickness from it and almost every movie now uses this technique. Thanks;

    1. Re:Hand-held camera shots? by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

      Minimal. We saw it at IMAX sitting closer than we should have and my wife (who made it through about 2 minutes of Cloverfield) was only bothered a couple times. I would suspect seeing it at a normal theater would be fine.

  56. similar with Lynch's Dune, not Harry Potter by peter303 · · Score: 1

    People hadnt pre-read it were confused. But I thought it was a decent abridgement. I thought the HP movies are better than the books.

  57. Re:Who watches The Watchmen watchers? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    And by the way, you sucker subscribers even paid for my popcorn and gas to drive to the theater.

    Well, they also pay his rent, grocery bill, etc.

  58. "The Watchmen"? by laddy · · Score: 1

    Why in the fuck would I give any weight to a review that can't even be bothered to get the title correct?

  59. Dots? by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 1

    If these are the same dots I see, they are not anti-piracy... they're timing dots.

    At the end of each reel two dots appear on screen, each only for a split second, exactly eight seconds apart. Their purpose is to aid the projectionist in switching reels. At the first dot you turn on the second projector (which you've already queued up to '8') and at the second dot you flip the switch that turns off the first projector and turns on the second, creating, if all goes well, a seamless transition.

    It's true that most big theaters nowadays either use digital projectors or "Platter" systems (where all the reels are spliced together into one giant reel), rendering timing dots for the most part redundant, but they still seem to be added to the film masters to keep film "backwards compatible" with traditional two-projector theaters.

    1. Re:Dots? by Ucklak · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not talking about the cigarette burns. I'm talking about the 'Coded Anti-Piracy' dots that denote what theatre the cam was used in.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coded_Anti-Piracy

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      if you steal from one source, that is plagiarism, if you steal from many, well, that's just research.
    2. Re:Dots? by afabbro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not talking about the cigarette burns. I'm talking about the 'Coded Anti-Piracy' dots that denote what theatre the cam was used in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coded_Anti-Piracy

      If I notice 'em, I go to the manager afterwards and ask for a refund. You'd be surprised how many theaters have "if you are not happy with your movie..." policies. I explain that the print was visible distorted and ask for a refund. I've gotten three so far.

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    3. Re:Dots? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      projectionists haven't changed reels for a long time. They build all the reels on a really big wheel that is set so it can continuously pull from the inside or outside so there's no rewinding involved. Also many theaters are going digital so they don't need dots at all.

      Unless they're the stupid anti-piracy dots to catch screeners.

    4. Re:Dots? by Threni · · Score: 1

      Every film I've ever seen has the movie bouncing around. What's so hard about having a rock-solid movie which stays put, and doesn't vibrate and wobble? Is the projectionist holding a lens or something in his hands? Hello? 2009? It was inexcusable in the 1980's - it's just ridiculous now.

    5. Re:Dots? by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      I've done this before and had it work...(although with legitimate problems since technically if the dots are in the print then the theater is doing its duty by showing you exactly what is on the print)

      But then I tried it at the downtown chicago AMC after a movie that I thought had a few obnoxious issues. They flat out said that nobody else had complained so they were not going to do anything about it. I pressed them and got some free popcorn/drink coupons...I don't see why I should be punished for the fact that other people are either blind or complacent with an inferior product and unwilling to hold the theater accountable to some reasonable standards.

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    6. Re:Dots? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a really dick move to wait for the film to be over before asking for the money back for the anti-piracy dots.

      If you were a good person, you'd walk out in the middle and ask.

      Waiting until you've enjoyed the whole film before asking for your money back is like eating the entire meal and then complaining to the manager that it was too cold.

  60. What was missing from "The Watchmen" by Pathos57 · · Score: 1

    When I was first asked by a friend to read the novel, I reluctantly agreed to do so. "I'm just not into superheroes." was my tepid response. However, "TW" is more than a comic book or superheroes story. It's a gripping novel about how morality and power affects individuals. For me, this part of the story is paramount and the superhero aspect is just a vehicle to propel the story. In order to make the movie digestible to alpha-wave producing audiences, the movie is simplified and stripped of the philosophical nature of the original novel. What remains is an in-your-face cartoon that pales in comparison to the spirit and heart of the original story. That is the real sacrifice and what is missing in the film. I didn't hate this movie but I wanted to love it. Bottom line: The book transforms a cartoon into a great novel. This film transformed a great novel into a cartoon.

  61. Two opinions from people who didn't read the novel by ovanklot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first is my friend who went with me to watch it last night. He said during the intermission that he feels like he's walked into a sequel and was missing lots of information, to which I replied that the novel went just like this. After the movie he said he enjoyed it very much.

    My other friend went with his wife and they both said that it was a movie you had to stay really focused and concentrated on to understand, but that they think it's one of the best comic-book-based movies they've seen in years.

    I've read the novel and loved it, so my view doesn't count ;)

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    "Programming is life, the rest is mere details"
  62. Mediocre review from watchmen virgin by parrillada · · Score: 1

    I'm really surprised by the comments here, because I haven't seen anyone mention the writing. What killed this movie for me was the dialog; by the end of the movie I was blushing in embarrassment at how bad some of it was. Anyone else feel this way? I found the first 20 minutes of the movie extremely compelling (the visuals, the aesthetic, the editing, the cinematography were all fantastic), but as it went on I grew less and less enthused. I followed the plot fine, and although I enjoyed the 'watchmen' universe, I found the plot line that was mainly present in the second half of the movie pretty poor, by movie standards. Another thing I haven't heard anyone mention negatively was the sex scene. I honestly couldn't tell if it was meant to be serious or not -- it seemed so over the top to me that I thought it might be a joke. Overall I give the movie a B+.

  63. Saw Movie, not Comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the midnight showing without having read the book beforehand. Overall, I thought it was pretty good, but there are a number of changes that would have made it better as a movie if it wasn't trying to stay faithful to the book.

    -Long- movie was midnight to 3am. It felt like there was a lot of background storytelling it made you go through, which may have been necessary but made it feel slow.

    -A lot of the background was done with sweeping camera views paired with a camera. Especially in the beginning it felt like it was a music video mixed with narrative. Once the story started unraveling there was a lot less of it.

    -I was expecting gore and nudity, but a lot of it seems pointless and just put there to say "Hey look at us being adult content" rather than to help out the story. So much bare ass.. and the one full sex scene was a bit overdone.

    -The generals/President was kind of corny. I don't know how intentional it was, but they felt like one dimensional cartoons compared to the main characters.

    Good Things! :
        The movie was still pretty good. It was very dark, and made the world it was in feel like it.

    Rorschach was Awesome. I like his character, and the actor pulled it off amazing. The other main characters were decent but I didn't see the depth that Rorschach displayed.

    There are several different themes going on in the movie, and it feels complex but doesn't mix them up too bad.

    1. Re:Saw Movie, not Comic by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      The generals/President was kind of corny. I don't know how intentional it was, but they felt like one dimensional cartoons compared to the main characters.

      I think given time, Nixon probably would have evolved into even more of a caricature of himself than what we remember of him.

      That being said, the somewhat subtle reference to Doctor Strangelove (the war room) was cute.

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      "He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Duck Soup
  64. Thank you by Verdatum · · Score: 1

    Well written, CmdrTaco. This is one of the best summaries I've read on Slashdot. It told me exactly what I wanted to know about the movie. You introduce yourself as an admitted comic-book geek, you discuss it's adherence to the original work, and you attempt to speculate on the perception of The Average Joe; no spoilers, no gushing. I can now enjoy my weekend terror-free and go watch this thing at my leisure.

  65. Just saw it - haven't read it by brl11lant · · Score: 1

    I just watched it @ IMAX. I went with a friend that is a fan of it. We both agree that it's an awesome movie, although the the ending is a little light. I would recommend it to anyone I know except the die-hard anti-comix and anti-SF folks. But, they should just die anyway. The music was perfect and there's way too much depth in each scene to catch it all at one sitting. Now I'll buy the book. I'm ordering the DVD.

  66. Graphic Novel's Hype by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    So I read the graphic novel recently, after hearing about it for years and then having the movie being created. I think the hype of the "Greatest Graphic Novel of All Time" sort of diminished the appeal for me. It was fine, and it may have been great in its day -- it gave superheroes faces and lives as opposed to making them archetypes.

    But I started reading comics in the early 80s and was there when they went from adventurous to dark with people worrying about their next paycheck or their love life or the priest just shotgunned through the back of his confessional, etc.

    So when I finally got around to reading the Watchmen, it was like the summary of a long-running soap opera series, with the occasional person in a funny costume. The trailers always surprised me as they showed explosions and running and fire...but really, the novel has very little of that. It would almost make more sense to just have a room of people standing around as the trailer, because that's what most of the book is.

    To sum up, I wasn't blown away by the novel because of the hype and time I read it; I may be blown away by the movie because my expectations will be so low.

  67. Yeah, but Verhoeven recognized... by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    ... Heinlein's nasty little fascist wet dream for what it was, and played it up so we wouldn't miss it. (Adolescent males with a poor grasp of history might not have caught it in the novel, but Verhoeven is a Dutchman whose country was occupied by those bastards... he KNEW.)

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    1. Re:Yeah, but Verhoeven recognized... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heinlein's nasty little fascist wet dream

      So, I guess you aren't a fan then.

      I still think the changes Verhoeven made the story screwed it up enough that it really wasn't Starship Troopers anymore. You might think that's a good thing. I don't.

      P.S. The society depicted in the book Starship Troopers was definitely not fascist. Words have meanings, and "fascist" isn't even close. You probably don't care what it actually means and you are just using it to mean "something I don't like".

      The society in the book worked like this: any adult could volunteer for government service, and if the service was completed successfully, that adult would win the power to vote. Civilian and military government service jobs were possible. The government HAD to accept anyone who applied, and was not allowed to require any service the person could not perform. The government was not required to let the person choose what sort of service to perform, but made reasonable attempts to grant the person's preference. (The protagonist, Johnny Rico, only wanted military service, but he could have chosen otherwise.) Anyone actually serving in government was forbidden to vote.

      According to the book, the benefit of this society was that everyone who had a vote had proven that they cared about their society (by volunteering to serve it for a time). The government could not vote themselves a raise; only the voters could do that. It was described as a democracy with low taxes and lots of individual freedom.

      You may not think the system would work as described, but it's hard to see how that system could properly be called "fascist".

      The government service part is something Obama has proposed, although of course he wants everyone and their pets to have a vote, and he wasn't thinking about military service being an option.

      Oh, and here is the definition of "fascism" from Wiktionary:

      An extreme-right totalitarian political regime ideologically based on centralized government, violently repressing any criticism or opposition of the regime, leader cult and exalting nation-state and/or religion above individual rights.

    2. Re:Yeah, but Verhoeven recognized... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's unreasonable to take the book's "design principle" that only veterans are allowed to vote and project that into a society which is military dominated and expansionist like the movie did, even if that society was not the one the design principle was supposed to create.

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  68. What makes it interesting by junkgoof · · Score: 1

    I agree. I think the main points of interest are that the vigilantes realize that what they are doing is weird, and that there are no villains in tights. The justification for pretty much every other superhero franchise is "look, mean guy in tights and mask doing naughty things, I'll put on some funny clothes and kick his ass." In Watchmen once the mean guys stop wearing tights pretty much everyone else does, too, because they feel silly.

    Of course Dr Manhattan doesn't have much choice (though he chooses to wear less and less clothing, and couldn't he just decide not to be blue?) and Roschach just likes hurting people.

    Watchmen sort of goes one level beyond most other comics (Spiderman tries to figure out how to be happy when he HAS to be Spiderman, Superman sort of likewise, X-men same except more violent with rejection overtones...) in looking at motivation and having sort of reasonable self-images (Dirk Gently's rules apply, the impossible happens often, the ridiculously improbably is fishy; why do they do it?). Of course Ozymandias is way out there.

    I'm in no rush to see the movie, though I did read the book because the movie came out.

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    You got me into this! You were the ideologue! I'm only a poor assassin! - Twenty evocations, Bruce Sterling
    1. Re:What makes it interesting by ConvexCourse · · Score: 1

      in the movie, the reason they stop wearing disguises is because they are no longer running around doing "good" deeds. there is a specific incident that makes them all have to stop, or be hunted. the ones who continue to be "heroes", like rorsach and the comedian, still wear disguises.

      the main thing is that all this takes place after the high point of being a hero, so it all looks odd to people used to seeing heroes in their prime.

    2. Re:What makes it interesting by ConvexCourse · · Score: 1

      when you DO finally go see it, try to look at it with a fresh eye.

      it seems like everywhere i read about this there are decades of critical review giving people base assumptions that they have difficulty letting go of.

  69. this might be the gayest thing I've ever said ;-) by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not that I can't spare the few dimes to see this in the theater, but I'd rather download this one and see it in the comfort of my own home.

    Preposterous! The only way to truly appreciate Dr. Manhattans' giant blue penis is to see it on a big screen.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  70. Dune/Kong/Lotr by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    To combine the thoughts of posters above, Dune was an incredible movie on it's own. No "oh please" about what's missing or added relative to the book. Consider them two separate works of art. It is campy maybe, but that makes it more lovable.

    King Kong was actually surprisingly good, delivering both action and emotion. When I heard it was in the works I thought that was one movie that did not need to be remade, but it turned out worthwhile.

    I'll agree somewhat on Lord of the Rings. The first film is the best (as long as you don't demand complete page to scene faithfulness). The others lack feeling in part because they have to jump through so much story so quickly. I personally really like the ending of the final movie, though.

    You seem to be a picky book nerd who can't appreciate movies as a separate form of art. Are there any book to movie translations you do approve of?

    1. Re:Dune/Kong/Lotr by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      You seem to be a picky book nerd

      Totally guilty. I'll own up to that one 100%.

      who can't appreciate movies as a separate form of art.

      Because they're not. If you want to tell your own story - by all means do so. If you want to tell someone else's - then do that. Don't say "I'm going to make Dune into a movie" and then have Irulan sleep with Feyd, or have it rain as Paul takes the throne.

      If you're feeling creative - write your own damn story.

      Are there any book to movie translations you do approve of?

      No.

      Everything I've seen gets an X out of 10 rating and nobody has hit a ten yet. LoTR (first movie) gets about an 8 though. About the best I've seen yet. It isn't too bad.

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      rediculous.
  71. I'm not a kid, this movie was good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Watchmen, despite its fairly uncompromising storytelling, was not what you would call and R rated comic. With the exception of Manhattan's big blue genitals, sexual references were fairly tame.

    I wouldn't call that rape scene "tame". Disturbing, troubling... those are words I'd use.

    And then there's what happens to the girl who gave the Comedian his scar.

    This movie isn't for kids, the rating is fair warning.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  72. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Non comic reader here, and I rather liked it.

    Just TONS of dissectable/study-able material in there, gorgeous scenes, characters with DEPTH for crying out loud.

    Noticed some cg quirks I didn't quite like, and I really wish they'd used Nick Cave's version of *that* song, but then I don't know what they were going for in that scene.
    I may have to see it again...

  73. My Quick Review by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

    Saw it tonight, enjoyed it thoroughly, although I don't remember there being quite as much Junior Doctor Manhattan in the comic book. Seemed like the rest of the audience thought the excess of electric blue ding-a-lings was a bit unseemly/disquieting.

    I recall someone intoning somewhere up behind me "Unlimited power over all the matter in the universe and he can't even spring for some boxer briefs?"

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    I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula and Superman away.
  74. WTF? by fieldstone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I liked the movie overall, I do have one thing to say: Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah", particularly the version he sang himself, is possibly the most incongruous song you could ever choose for a love scene. The entire theater was laughing their asses off, myself included. I don't know how anyone could possibly have thought that was a good idea, except maybe as some kind of bizarre joke.

  75. Not a big comic fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie blew.

  76. with lauds to Douglas Adams by it_begins · · Score: 0

    Ironically, a few weeks after the engineers had sent all the brokers away, all the engineers died because they was no one refilling the vending machines.

  77. in america, you go to the theater and see Watchmen by overcaffein8d · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Watchman see you!

    --
    Those of us who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
  78. Never Read the Book, The Movie Was Pretty Good by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Loved that big blue, oh, it was huge! No not that, the dude, not the little dude. Get your mind out of the gutter.

    I've never read the book. Seen the cover a few times and didn't know what all the excitement is about. I guess it was the blue bit flopping around the screen.

    Loved the movie. It was slow and confusing at parts but they were wise and explained it in later visuals and narrative.

    Overall it was excellent!

    The naked blue dude was a bonus as was the dark Nietzschian dialog. Life is empty and meaningless and it's empty and meaningless that life is empty and meaningless. When you reach that point, as big blue floppy dude did, you get that the meaning of life is what you bring to it. They choose a dark impression of people and acted upon it.

  79. Okay, my review by default+luser · · Score: 1

    Just got back from the movie (3 hours!). Since I'm a night owl, you'll get my thoughts now.

    The movie was a bit long, and my gf explained that it could have been longer. One example she gave was the scene on Mars arguing the fate of humanity; this was more dragged-out in the book. Overall, I felt it was well-paced, with action spaced between a lot of emotional stopovers to flesh-out characters.

    Reality: a lot of people who are looking for a brain-dead action flick are going to be disappointed.

    I really liked how all the characters had their dark pasts. It made them a lot more fun to get into.

    One thing that I did have to question is this: where did all these people get such super strength and reflexes? These people are breaking bones, moving fast, catching bullets, and smashing holes through furniture - if they're just regular joes in-costumes, how can they do all this? Manhattan is explained, but no one else is.

    --

    Man is the animal that laughs.
    And occasionally whores for Karma.

    1. Re:Okay, my review by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      I found a few changes that I wasn't really cool with.

      One was the entire prison "sequence" being condensed to a single interview (taking the psychiatrist almost completely out as a character) and going with the cheap satisfying gore of hatcheting the kidnapper's head instead of burning him to death while Rorschach stood outside and listened to him scream. Was a serious piece of character development which just got left behind.

      Another was leaving out Manhattan/Ostermann's best line: "we're all puppets, I'm just a puppet who can see the strings". Damn that Snyder and thinking he writes better than Moore. His additional tacked-on dialog was ... bad for the most part.

      (spoiler here) And why did they make it so incredibly obvious that Veidt was the one to kill the Comedian? Instead of a shadowy figure, you can very obviously see his outline as he walks into the apartment.

      Positively, most of the visuals were there, especially the very memorable panels. I just hope they jam most of the good stuff that got left out back in for the Director's cut.

      --
      "He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Duck Soup
    2. Re:Okay, my review by squarefish · · Score: 1

      There is more character development in book and some of it did make it into the movie, but it's chopped up for the most part like the novel was. With the book you'll find yourself flipping back to other sections after certain discoveries, but you can't really do that in a movie theater and it's a huge amount of information all at once. There was a great deal cut out from the movie, but some of it will re-appear in the director's cut, which will add 30 minutes. I personally thought it was done probably as well as it could have been, but that will leave those that have not read it scratching their heads wondering what the big deal is and not getting a whole lot of it. Finish the book, watch it again, and then let's see how you feel differently about it.

      --
      Creationists are a lot like zombies. Slow, but powerful and numerous. And they all want to eat our brains.
    3. Re:Okay, my review by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      I read Watchmen when it first came out and in the years since I've revisited it a few times. Up until two or three years ago, I was all but certain that any attempt to make it into a movie would crash and horribly burn. But after seeing 300 and Sin City, I came around a bit, thinking, "Okay, some in Hollywood have finally learned to be faithful to the source material." Of course, Watchmen is not 300 or Sin City -- it's more complex than either of those -- but overall, I'd have to say that they did a better job with the movie than I ever dared hope 5 or 10 years ago.

      You're right about the changes, but I don't think Snyder or the screenwriter ever thought they could write better than Moore. In fact, I think they showed immense respect to Moore's writing. They didn't tinker with the story very much at all, and the dialog in many, maybe even most, scenes was verbatim from the comic.

      It would have been interesting to see them try to leave in the whole predestination thing (thus allowing for Manhattan's "we're all puppets" line), but I can understand why they chose not to take the film there. My biggest disappointment was Veidt. He looked weaselly from the beginning -- he had zero gravitas -- and they never really showed you what made him tick.

    4. Re:Okay, my review by maxume · · Score: 1

      I hadn't read the book, and I had no idea it was Veidt that killed the Comedian. So maybe it was a little bit of fanboy love (fanboys get to be 'in' on it early in the movie). Or maybe I just missed it.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    5. Re:Okay, my review by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      Any of the fans of the book would already know it -- it would have had to have been for the moviegoers who didn't already know the plot of the book, I'd figure.

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      "He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Duck Soup
    6. Re:Okay, my review by maxume · · Score: 1

      I saying that it was a tip of the hat to people who did know, they get to sit their and gloat to themselves that their buddy has no idea who the assassin is (showing a glimpse prompts them to gloat in my theory...).

      It also makes sense that it is their for people watching the movie a second time, or for people who happen to do a great job of absorbing every instant of a film.

      Who knows.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  80. Did anybody else notice. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anybody else notice that Watchmen actually happened?

    "Ozymandias decides to unite the world under a One World Government by manufacturing a False Flag attack on New York to unite the world against a made-up threat."

    Sound familiar?

    The only difference being that Ozymandias was driven by a desire to assist mankind, not enslave it. Though, in working through deception, the whole scheme remains broken.

    The only thing I can't decide is whether Allan Moore was a genius or if Bush & Co were juvenile.

    The fact that it seems to have worked says a lot about humanity as a whole.

    -FL

    1. Re:Did anybody else notice. . . by Zarf · · Score: 1

      Oh, I think you're right on about it being a piece of political fiction. Dune was a good one for that too. Actually, Regan quotes from the 1983 make me wonder if the Watchmen came from his quote about humanity unified against an alien threat.

      If you look the 1983 sentiments that launched the Regan era "Star Wars" program exists before Watchmen. It was about then that Regan makes comments about Earth being unified against an alien threat... and those same sentiments are present in the Bush administration. So really, the authors are reflecting a "plot" already found in the real world.

      The "Watchmen" is in part a commentary on the fact it is so very screwed up that the "alien threat" strategy actually works as well as it does. But, I wouldn't read any conspiracy theories into anything. That would be silly. These are common tactics of state building at least as old as the Pharaohs.

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      [signature]
  81. Worthwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the one annoying part of my experience was the clearly insecure guys behind me giggling and commenting every time Dr. Manhattan came on screen to give us a full frontal. You'd think they would have gotten over it after the first few times, but no. Aside from that, I left very satisfied. I'd never even heard of Watchmen before the trailers hit (so that's how much of a non-fan I was), but I did pick up the book and read it in full before the movie released. I was left with a "wow, that was disturbing - and yet really good" from the book, and that's mostly how I left from the movie too. There was the right balance of humor, dysfunctionality, politics, action, romance...hell everything including the kitchen sink - it just got put together really well. Aside from not being able to deal with naked men, the audience I was with reacted very honestly through the whole thing. I think because of it's niche appeal, it's hard to recommend it to others, or to say it's one of my top favorites - but I was definitely pleased and felt it was money well spent.

  82. MUSIC IS THE WORST, EVERYTHING ELSE GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything about this movie was awesome EXCEPT for the music, wow.

    My friends and I agreed the music was inappropriate for a majority of the situations. I mean "Hallelujah" during the sex scene!? COME ON. Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence" on the cemetery scene? It cheapened the scenes. I also remember a scene where Silk Spectre and Night Owl were conversing in the Night Owl's lair and the music turned into something that would be playing during some horrible WB (now CW) teen's show.

    If more of the soundtrack was original it wouldn't have cheapened some of the important moments in the film.

      At one point the music became a bit more appropriate. Some classic rock for the Vietnam War Backstory, also a classical piece during Vietnam that made reference to Apocalypse Now. Music improved during the action scenes, such as the Jail Riot fighting scene. I made the joke of "Wow I'm surprised the music supervisor didn't put The Pina Colada Song for this fight scene."

    Other than that, I laughed and I cried and everything else was awesome about this movie. The acting with exception of the woman who played Silk Spectre was superb, the effects were amazing, and the story although I missed some details surrounding it I still followed enough to understand the developments.

    Aside from the "Superheroes are Human" theme, I think it also touches well on the fact that sometimes the line between Good and Evil is very thin and blurry. Great Writing by Alan I must say although I know the ending is different, I think the movie still hits home.

  83. Re: Dumbledore and Trinity DIE by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

    So does Hamlet!

  84. Peace because ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earth will be attacked if they become hostile to each other again versus just the fear of being attacked. I must say I like the movie ending better.

  85. Just seen it too... by Macka · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have just been to see it. Neither of us have read the comic books or knew the characters at all. We both really enjoyed it. Her comments: "Not your typical super-hero film", and neither of us guessed the baddie until he was revealed. Definitely one for the DVD list.

  86. site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  87. blue penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watchmen was like a bad porno.

  88. Good Film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife and I saw it, and while I'm too much of a nutty fan to comment, she is pretty much as far as you can be from nerddom (with pointed exceptions for Stargate and Cthulhu).

    Her opinion: too bloody. Apparently she thinks that the themes could have been more clearly presented to the general audience, and the film made better, by toning down the sex/violence slightly. Besides, that she liked it. And she laughed whenever she saw Dr. Manhattans large blue schlong.

  89. The Year of Linux on the Desktop? Never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is for self-obsessed computer nerds who don't mind using sub-par software as long as it is free and inflates their already oversized egos.

    If your ego is as big as your waist line, and your waist line is huge, Linux may be for you.

    Otherwise you are better off sticking with a real OS.

  90. non fan girl loved it by brandilionknits · · Score: 1

    I am not a fan girl but now that I have seen the movie I have ordered the graphic novel. The movie seemed a little disjointed, but mostly it was super easy to get absorbed. My suspension of disbelief was interrupted once, when I realized there were porcelain toilets in the jail cell. But it lasted a fleeting second. There was however an infant in the seat behind me and I was livid at the parents. Really though? Really??