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Ask Slashdot: Actual Best-in-Show For Free Anti Virus?

First time accepted submitter paperclipman writes "I'm on the college student budget and want to make sure that my recent investment in an Acer laptop will last me a good long while. I like to think of myself as a reasonably competent CPU user so I'm no adventurous link-clicker, but I do download some music as a recent SoundCloud devotee. My Kaspersky antivirus will be expiring shortly and I don't particularly care to renew with that steep of a fee — any advice from fellow thrifts?"

515 comments

  1. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Windows: Microsoft Security Essentials, free if you have Microsoft Windows XP or higher, and it does work especially for the technical, not too adventerous link clicker. Gives you that extra layer of protection you seem to want for those 'oh shit' moments.

    1. Re:Simple by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Informative

      I can second this, and I should also add that the functionality is built-in to Windows 8 as Windows Defender. Same functionality as MSE, just relabeled. The old Windows Defender is dead.

    2. Re:Simple by Nos. · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not only is it a reasonably good anti-malware tool, its the least intrusive one I've ever used, both as far as annoying popups and abusing system resources. My first download on any new Windows install.

    3. Re:Simple by snemarch · · Score: 4, Informative

      +1.

      I've had MSE detect & clean that one of the other free products (think it might have been Avast?) didn't catch - and MSE is no-nonsense, doesn't get in your way, haven't given me false positives (it does flag stuff like keygens though :)), and isn't too hard on system resources.

      Combine that with FireFox + AdBlockPlus + NoScript + Ghostery + Certificate Patrol and some common sense, and you should be pretty well off.

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    4. Re:Simple by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Not only is it a reasonably good anti-malware tool, its the least intrusive one I've ever used, both as far as annoying popups and abusing system resources. My first download on any new Windows install.

      Yup, I recently switched all my Windows boxes to MSE from AVG, as AVG started giving me fits after the v.11 update.

      Have yet to find a reason to switch again.

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    5. Re:Simple by DJRumpy · · Score: 5, Informative

      I can second this. I've taken to using the MSE offering for family that are on Windows. Two simple reasons. I can flat out tell them to ignore any web prompts for 'free virus scans' and whatnot. Ignore any prompts to purchase virus scan 'updates', etc,

      It also removes the irritating ad-ware that Avast and AVG are pushing out lately. They are doing more and more prompts to 'upgrade' which is confusing to older family members. Considering you're a techy this is probably a non-issue, but I do find comfort in the fact that the MS offering isn't likely to quarantine key OS files as Avast and AVG have done multiple times over the last few years.

    6. Re:Simple by gigaherz · · Score: 2

      Agreed. MSE is the the only free antivirus worth anything. The rest are being monetized and try to trick you into buying the paid ones, if they don't just plain suck. Also the only one I don't feel is slowing down my computer. Before MSE, I just didn't use any, the AV was worse than the rare virus infection.

    7. Re:Simple by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. MSE is the the only free antivirus worth anything.

      I've always had an issue of trust with MSE ... the reason to run AV software is I don't trust Microsoft to write a secure OS.

      Trusting them to write the AV software has always seemed like quite a leap for me -- if you can spot them, fix the damned OS.

      Granted, I've heard people say really nice things about it. But it has always sounded like asking the security guard who keeps leaving the door unlocked to check if the door is unlocked.

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    8. Re:Simple by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      Agreed. MSE is the the only free antivirus worth anything. The rest are being monetized and try to trick you into buying the paid ones, if they don't just plain suck. Also the only one I don't feel is slowing down my computer. Before MSE, I just didn't use any, the AV was worse than the rare virus infection.

      I had Avast on one computer a while ago. That was actually quite unobtrusive. That or MSE would be my choice.

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    9. Re:Simple by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Not sure if it was AVG but I had to reformat a SSD drive after it started hanging while trying to boot a certain AVG file.

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    10. Re:Simple by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      It should be pointed out though, Antivirus will have nothing to do with preserving the liftime of your PC. A virus (usually) can't damage the PC, it might destroy the data on it, but you can just reinstall in a worst case scenario.

      * There have been some viruses in the ancient past that could damage a PC, such as forcing the hard drive to bash it's heads against the parking zone, or writing to some bizarre register in the bios that could cause some kind of hardware damage, but 99.99999% of viruses today just want to steal your identity and get at your bank account.

      Unless of course you're an iranian uranium enrichment facility, then all bets are off.

    11. Re:Simple by thsths · · Score: 2

      Seconded, MSE works just great, without any hassle. The other product that I use is Panda Cloud Antivirus. It does occasionally try to persuade you to buy the full version, but otherwise it just works, and it is lighter on the CPU than MSE. I used to be a bit fan of Avira Antivirus, but it got too annoying, and had too many false positives for comfort.

    12. Re:Simple by Antipater · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hate to deviate from the bandwagon, but there is a big downside to MSE. MSE is the program that every piece of malware tries to disguise itself as when they do their "a threat has been found! Click this button to remove it, then restart your computer!" routine to try and install themselves and take over your OS. It's a lot easier to tell the fake warnings from the real warnings when the fake warnings are claiming to be a program you don't even use.

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    13. Re:Simple by phil_aychio · · Score: 2

      I use MSE for signature-based protection, and Threatfire for behavior-based protection. These work well together for me and take up a very small footprint.

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    14. Re:Simple by brokenin2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yep.. I'm a big-ol M$ hater, and I can say that MSSE is a pretty decent product.. FIrst thing I put on everyone else's computer after I fail to convince them to run Linux..

    15. Re:Simple by na1led · · Score: 1

      No Adware/Spyware Bullshit, gotta love that. Microsoft finally did something right for once, but for extra protection, I would also get Malwarebytes.

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    16. Re:Simple by Foo2rama · · Score: 2

      I find the free MS product excellent, unobtrusive and very very effective. I have way less issues then anyone I know with norton....

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    17. Re:Simple by Erioll · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not the same thing IMO. A great amount of malware requires that the user does something. So "download our .exe and ignore the security prompts!" is still a very large section of things, and has nothing to do with a secure OS or not. Programs running as a user has as many rights as a user themselves. That's what most virus software is for: detecting that you're trying to run something that's "bad" but it's not exploiting security holes to do so. It's just running with "full trust" just like any other program on your machine, and behaving badly.

    18. Re:Simple by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

      Not all malware uses security vulnerabilities to do its thing. And MS security is pretty good these days. Don't let the past blind you to the best free AV for Windows.

    19. Re:Simple by Rashkae · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nix on that one. MS security essentials is the only anti-virus that did more damage than an actual Virus. With default settings, SE took it upon itself to delete an entire e-mail folder in thunderbird, silently and with no warning, because of a simple e-mail virus. Not quarantine, mind you, just outright delete.

    20. Re:Simple by trancemission · · Score: 1

      Yes it would be helpful to know the operating system.....

    21. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen this, which sounds awful! Has anyone else encountered anything like this, or is it more FUD?

    22. Re:Simple by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Agreed. MSE is the the only free antivirus worth anything. The rest are being monetized and try to trick you into buying the paid ones, if they don't just plain suck. Also the only one I don't feel is slowing down my computer. Before MSE, I just didn't use any, the AV was worse than the rare virus infection.

      I had Avast on one computer a while ago. That was actually quite unobtrusive. That or MSE would be my choice.

      I dropped Avast when I started getting pop ups advertising Avast for Android, Avast for Mac, etc.
      They used to be pretty good. Then it the destination was Spam City aboard the Bloatware Express, with stops at the Upsell Station every year.

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    23. Re:Simple by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Windows non-server versions.

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    24. Re:Simple by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > A virus (usually) can't damage the PC, it might destroy the data on it, but you can just reinstall in
      > a worst case scenario.

      In the very narrow realm of "Physical Damage to your PC", you are absolutely correct. There are some, at least theoretical, exceptions.... CRT monitors that could be put into damaging modes... excessive constant drive access could decrease its lifetime.... some flash technologies have limite dwrites.... meh.... no big deal.

      That said, damage to my pc doesn't even enter into my "worst case scenario" when it comes to this sort of compromise.

      My worst case involves things like, I connect to work from home and they steal my credentials (of course 2 factor auth helps but, even without my token they can still get in when I connect). Install a keylogger on the box and get my banking passwords and clean out my accounts.

      but hey, having to fix my pc...that would suck

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    25. Re:Simple by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Don't let the past blind you to the best free AV for Windows.

      It's a long past to get over. :-P

      But I have been seriously considering switching to MSE for quite some time now -- AVG has been really getting more annoying with each release.

      But that doesn't mean that it's easy to say "oh, it's Microsoft, they must know lots about security" since for a lot of years they clearly knew nothing at all about it.

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    26. Re:Simple by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well then you obviously don't have any mid to large size archives on your disk. MSE chokes and uses tons of CPU ( a known issue, supposedly "has gotten better" , not that you would notice a whole lot... ) on rar / or zip files and sometimes cab files when it scans random files in the background and lands on the archive. I've had it choke off a dual core 3.2Ghz processor so bad I thought I was back on a 486DX again with the program load / wait times.

      That said it SEEMS to do a decent job, either that or I'm not going to the shady side of the 'net. Malwarebytes doesn't find much other than the occasional cookie it doesn't like the looks of on either of my machines that run Windows.

      I was using ClamAV for quite a while, and still would if it had a decent RT scanner.

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    27. Re:Simple by heckler95 · · Score: 2

      I don't think that's really a fair analogy. Anti-virus software attempts to detect malicious code and prevent it from doing damage. Yes, some malicious code is executed via zero-day vulnerabilities in operating systems (i.e. security guard left a door unlocked), but a lot of virus infections are caused by unsafe user behavior. Users open/execute unknown email attachments, click malicious links, and willingly install sketchy software that purports to do some useful function for free while doing something malicious in the background. In this case, the owner of the building is telling the security guard to give the men in ski masks free reign of the building.

      Microsoft's User Account Control attempts to mitigate this risk by requiring the user to confirm any program that requires elevated privileges to run, even if the user is a local administrator ("Are you sure you want to let XYZ program make changes to your computer?"). Even if the user mistakenly grants such privileges, a competent anti-virus package can raise a second alert - hopefully the user realizes they've made a mistake at this point (i.e. security guard says, "hey boss, those guys look like criminals, are you sure you really want me to let them in?). If they override that and let the program run, then all bets are off.

      As far as I know, MS has a pretty good track record of fixing vulnerabilities that it knows about (i.e. mistakenly unlocked doors), and the occasional headline about a zero-day exploit shouldn't undermine your trust in their (free) anti-virus product.

    28. Re:Simple by Draconmythica · · Score: 1

      Never seen it do anything like this and I've been using it for several years now. Always asks before deleting anything (even the occasional keygen I have on the machine) and it never deletes a whole folder just the offending file.

    29. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If it weren't for the low UID and the Thunderbird reference I'd say it was an astroturfer paid by Microsoft instructed to "go to Slashdot and say the opposite of what everyone else is saying".

    30. Re:Simple by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Another vote for MSE. My only problem is it takes forever to run a full scan compared to other apps. I bet a full scan takes 3-4+ hours on my system. But, I always try to have at least 2 anti-virus apps installed and let them run a different times late at night.

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    31. Re:Simple by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Been using it on several machines. Can't say I've had any problems with it.

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    32. Re:Simple by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      adjust your settings.

    33. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trusting them to write the AV software has always seemed like quite a leap for me -- if you can spot them, fix the damned OS.>

      There are many means of propagation that render this theory flawed -- consider flaws in say flash or any other third party app, or user action, or pirated software (modified obviously). You could even have say a document you downloaded / was sent by email / whatever, and it's likely that due to being up-to-date with your patches you wouldn't have been compromised and yet your AV would clean the file, which means that in addition to being immune you are also not allowing the virus to propagate further.

      The point is -- if you're using some AV, awesome. If not, don't be stubborn, and don't hate unnecessarily -- download MSE.

    34. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can flat out tell them to ignore any web prompts for 'free virus scans' and whatnot. Ignore any prompts to purchase virus scan 'updates', etc,

      This is a very underrated point.

      In the past, it's always been difficult to explain to people the difference between an annual reminder to renew your AV subscription (which is legit and needs a response) and a trojan/adware AV BS. With MSE you no longer have to explain that to people. It's the one thing that makes MSE a better solution for non-sophisticated users.

    35. Re:Simple by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I was responding to the question askers comment about wanting "to make sure that my recent investment in an Acer laptop will last me a good long while"

      Virus software will not prolong the lifetime of your laptop.

    36. Re:Simple by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      FWIW, Ive heard noise that Avast 2012 is faster and more accurate. Just downloaded it on my laptop, not sure if I notice any difference over MSSE / Forefront.

    37. Re:Simple by Desler · · Score: 1

      Or the kernel dev who compromised kernel.org by unknowingly installing a trojan on his system.

    38. Re:Simple by Dishevel · · Score: 2

      It is a long past.
      AND
      I really fucking hate MS.
      I manage about 25 XP Pro machines at work. I have them all moved to MSE.
      Easy, fast, works.

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    39. Re:Simple by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      I find the free MS product excellent, unobtrusive and very very effective. I have way less issues then anyone I know with norton....

      Norton installed crap on my NIC driver once. Took me two days to spot it - thought I had a mobo failure. I uninstalled Norton immediately I spotted it, and haven't bought one of their products since.

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    40. Re:Simple by amiga3D · · Score: 2

      Second this. It's the best thing I've ever seen from Redmond. If all their software worked like this their suckometer would read a hell of a lot lower.

    41. Re:Simple by GIL_Dude · · Score: 5, Informative

      Add to the items you list EMET - http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=29851. This is a free download from Microsoft that allows you to protect processes (such as IE and Java) from well known exploit techniques (such as heap spray, etc.). As an example, it protected against this latest IE zero day "execCommand Use After Free Vulnerability - CVE-2012-4969". We (large enterprise) had no worries at all about that vulnerability since we have EMET deployed and configured. Here's the MS02-063 bulletin - http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/security/bulletin/ms12-063. If you expand the execCommand node and look at the mitigations you'll see you would have been protected. Often times Adobe Flash bulletins mention that EMET was a mitigation for the plethora of vulnerabilities that Adobe Flash code contains.

    42. Re:Simple by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      MSE is good IF, and its a BIG IF, you are not going anywhere risky, as it doesn't seem to do as well on drive bys as the others. This isn't really surprising as it started out as Giant AntiSpy before being bought by MSFT, but if he is going anywhere other than school sites I'd be leery if he isn't tech savvy.

      A better choice IMHO and one I've been giving to my customers for a couple of years now is Comodo Antivirus as its butt simple, pretty much install and forget, is free, and is VERY good at stopping malware cold. If you want extra protection it asks on install if you wish to use their secure DNS which blacklists malware sites, but its strictly optional. its light on resources, doesn't pop up 40 ads a week trying to sell you crap like Avast has been doing lately, and has a really nice sandboxing feature that is enabled by default but which you can set to be as granular as you like, anything from off to whitelistsing to blacklisting, really nice.

      All in all out of the free AVs I'd rate it "best of show" because not only does it have sane defaults and great sandboxing, but its as simple or as fine grained as you want it to be. With MSE there really isn't any way to change...well anything, with Comodo if you desire you can tweak pretty much everything if you choose, from the behavior of the scanning engine, to the levels of paranoia on the sandboxing (which MSE doesn't do) to who what and when it scans and where it will scan.

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    43. Re:Simple by sconeu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Peter Norton should sue Symantec for defamation of character.

      The original Norton Utilities were lean, mean must-haves. Anything called "Norton" nowadays is a steaming pile of shit that you run away from as fast as you can.

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    44. Re:Simple by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      MSE has always been good for me on Windows systems with one exception:

      On my Windows 7 VM on my work laptop (a Mac) it chokes badly whenever it tries to perform a full scan. Even set to use minimal CPU, it somehow still seems to clog the complete system (I assume it's method for determining CPU usage doesn't work nicely under that VM scenario).

      Since I'm using the VMWare option to "share" folders so my desktop, documents, etc are virtual locations shared from the real Mac folders, the scan attempts to go through the complete structure on the Mac side, which is up to around 750GB or so at the moment; including many large archives (I've read reports that this is also a known problem for MSE, but I haven't encountered it on any other systems).

      Overall, I'm still very much in favour of it compared to other systems, but this one case is annoying me somewhat at the moment.

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    45. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use adblock, I've only ever seen those fake ones when I first install a new system, in that brief window when I'm using IE to download something real.

      So it's a non-issue.

    46. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      works fine on Win2K8 R2 x64 Enterprise

    47. Re:Simple by lucm · · Score: 2

      Not only off-topic, you are also bad at trolling. Also I wonder how "families" can understand technology as a group; how do you aggregate individual expertise? Is the family understanding based on the highest, lowest, average or median understanding of individuals? And does "family" apply only to parents and children living under the same roof, or only to those sharing a computer? You need to provide more details about your deep analysis of how Linux solves the problem of choosing a free antivirus.

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    48. Re:Simple by snemarch · · Score: 2

      Ah yes, forgot to list that one in the bunch - EMET is nice indeed! It's not a failsafe security guarantee, but it does add a nice extra bit of security. Do be sure to test configuration before rolling out corporate-wide, as some software is incompatible with some of the mitigations :)

      Oh, and one more (and perhaps obvious) thing: disable Flash, Java and Adobe-PDF in your main browser, as those are the main attack vectors these days. Have a secondary browser/profile for the times you need any of these. Use an alternative PDF viewer (like Sumatra or Foxit) unless you need specific Adobe features.

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    49. Re:Simple by jcgam69 · · Score: 2

      I manually scan everything I download and I make sure AV is patched before I do, but MSE completely missed several viruses and trojans in an executable recently, and these were not new viruses. This caused major headaches and many hours of troubleshooting. If you fully trust MSE as your only AV solution then you are unprotected.

    50. Re:Simple by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2

      It should be pointed out though, Antivirus will have nothing to do with preserving the liftime of your PC.

      You'd be surprised. I've known people who get a computer, use it until it's so bogged down with crap and viruses that it's unusable*, then toss it out and get a new one. They have no conception of what a recovery disk/partition is. At all. Software and hardware are all part of the magic box and they have no interest in differentiating.

      (* For these people, half an hour boot time is merely "slow". Unusable means "won't boot".)

    51. Re:Simple by Ritchie70 · · Score: 3, Informative

      My only qualm with MSE: My mother-in-law (and my wife's sister, who lived with the m-i-l) managed to impressively infect a Windows XP system that I had MSE installed on.

      So far as I could tell, something broke Windows updates, which in turn meant that MSE updates didn't flow, and the infestation ran wild... to the point that the computer was unusable.

      In my work experience, it's easy for Windows updates to break or be broken. It was nonfunctional on my work computer for the better part of a year before I reloaded it.

      This experience led me to believe that antivirus should have its own, hardened, secure, simple update path independent of Windows system management technologies.

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    52. Re:Simple by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of such people. But my point still stands. Just because YOU don't think you like it anymore, doesn't mean the computers life is over.

    53. Re:Simple by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      Last time I installed it on a server OS, it refused and told me to go buy ForeFront.

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    54. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh oh, sounds like you might have an infection that's sapping your performance. Might need to get a third antivirus program and install it alongside the other two. Make sure you leave realtime scanning on so that all three of them get a good look at every file that the system is opening and closing behind the scenes. Surely one of them can identify the rogue files.

      Good luck!

    55. Re:Simple by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      I downloaded and executed a program called windows web commander while running MSE. It gave me no warning. I had to restore the computer to a date before downloading to get it to work again. It started with a pop up message stating I had a virus. The program asked for money to remove the virus which was essentially itself.

    56. Re:Simple by mozkill · · Score: 2

      Doesn't work on Windows Server however...

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    57. Re:Simple by Local+ID10T · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I downloaded and executed a program called windows web commander while running MSE. It gave me no warning. I had to restore the computer to a date before downloading to get it to work again. It started with a pop up message stating I had a virus. The program asked for money to remove the virus which was essentially itself.

      Even the best code can't fix stupid...

      NO anti-virus/anti-malware/anti-rootkit/etc gets them all. AV is run as an early warning system. If something slips past, you either restore from backup or scan with another tool and hope it finds whatever got past the first tool.

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    58. Re:Simple by jamesh · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I can third this, but I'm wondering where the antitrust lawsuit is... I think MS were tiptoeing around it by making MSE a separate download, but as soon as they start bundling it with the OS it has antitrust written all over it...

    59. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have obtained more laptops than I care to count because AVG caused a non-boot situation. Throw Comodo Personal or MSE on em and they are good to go (if I don't just put linux/clamav on em).

    60. Re:Simple by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Not sure I'd want to help someone leverage their desktop monopoly to kill off even more third party developers nor do I really trust someone who gets security wrong more often than they should.

    61. Re:Simple by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      I would have agreed 2 years ago the 10.04 netbook release was near perfect for non technical users. Unfortunately it got abandoned and they concentrated on unity.

      Just what is wrong with providing a list of programs logically grouped. Just type the name, you jest.
      I've used Linux for years and i am still not 100% on the names of the programs I use.

      The 12.04 gnome classic is a joke. I just had to explain alternative ways to close programs since firefox for example when maximised loses the close X from the window. No easy way to get desktop icons for drives ect. not even the good old trash can. Pathetic obvious that it was decided to offer gnome classic in as poor a configuration as possible in order to make unity look like an improvement.

      Ubuntu has jumped the shark, Mint seems pretty good in comparison. maybe debian too.

           

    62. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better choice IMHO and one I've been giving to my customers for a couple of years now is Comodo Antivirus as its butt simple, pretty much install and forget, is free, and is VERY good at stopping malware cold.

      IME, Comodo is good, but is way too interactive, has too many popups and requires too much user interaction. Non-computer-savvy people either get freaked out, or react inappropriately. I like Avast, if you turn off the voice that announces updates, there's really only the yearly navigation of the website maze that's trying to get you to pay.

    63. Re:Simple by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Just adding my voice to this - I use MS because it doesn't do any of the annoying crap that other free AVs I've tried do. No sudden 100% CPU usage for 20 minutes, no pop-up adds. My only slight gripe is that it seems to do a brief scan on startup, which slows down your startup time (time taken from booting up until your HDD stops chewing), and I can't see a way to turn this off. But all AVs I've tried do the same thing.

    64. Re:Simple by Rashkae · · Score: 1

      I should have been more clear. In Thunderbird a mail 'folder' is a single maidir file.

    65. Re:Simple by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Also, it has one of the smallest memory footprints (under 50 Mb) and you can turn it off (believe it or not, some AVs can't be turned off except by uninstalling).

    66. Re:Simple by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      Norton crashed 12000 pc at my worksite site some years ago....

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    67. Re:Simple by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      I hedging bets that the MSE engine uses windows components (like used in exploring/extracting zip files from the shell), which is atrociously slow.

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    68. Re:Simple by markzip · · Score: 2

      One small note, MSE is *not* available for 64 bit XP. So in the (admittedly unlikely) case that your laptop has XP 64 bit on it you'll have to look further. Your first line of defense, as always, is safe surfing, but Avira is going OK for me. It'll annoy you with occasional pop-ups but they are easy to dismiss.

    69. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for MSSE

      i fit into the same MS-detracting category above, but MSSE is really very good, despite its origins =D

    70. Re:Simple by issicus · · Score: 1

      I second comodo. I have been using it for over a year, still happy with it. it makes it easy to disable different parts (firewall, antivirus, defence+ and sandbox) if you need to.

    71. Re:Simple by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I notice the latest flash installer installs Chrome, whether you want it or not! For AV at home I have been using the AVG freebie for the best part of a decade, I contemplated abandoning it when it went through an attention whore stage with pop-ups for everything, but the current version is unobtrusive and just works.

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    72. Re:Simple by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't recommend it; every time I see MSE on a client's PC, it has the attention icon because manual intervention is required for it to update, and it does not seem to prompt users unless they notice the icon change in the notification bar and prompt an update manually.

      Want a decent free antivirus? Get Comodo Internet Security which I have found to be extremely effective,or Immunet (free version) and enable the ClamAV definitions.

      Aside from requiring the user to be observant and proactive, MSE started out really good, but do you really trust Microsoft to keep up with it? Look at their previous attempts at AV products: the MSDOS 6.2.2 product floundered due to lack of updates and was pretty ineffective, and Windows Defender was another anti-malware product which was left hanging, sucking RAM and CPU cycles without blocking much of anything. Windows Defender started out great, but like everything else, Microsoft failed to keep it updated even though it was installed by default with every Vista and Windows 7 PC.

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    73. Re:Simple by Tastecicles · · Score: 2

      One that immediately springs to mind is Medusa. I lost a machine to this in 1999(?): the thing wrote itself to the BIOS and killed the system dead. I managed to save everything else, but a new mainboard was required as I couldn't simply reflash the thing.

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    74. Re:Simple by scubamage · · Score: 1

      With one exception - it's stubborn as a pit bull when it thinks it's found something. Several times now I've had hacktools such as revelation get flagged for being just that, hacktools. I select "ignore" and poof, the file is deleted anyway. It seems like the only way I could get it to actually ignore the file was to just X out of the pop-up. Mostly I agree with you though. PLUS the one-license per client seat policy is fantastic. It lets workstation resellers bundle it with their systems for free. Buyers get a working AV out of the box.

    75. Re:Simple by scubamage · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd have to disagree. We used to use it on mammography workstations dealing with sets of 8 80+MB files per study with no problem. The files were regularly compiled into standard ISO's, and again, no issues. The same workstations could also be used to load JPG2000 Animation files (MR and CT scans) which sometimes contained 3-4000 images, and again, no issues (these were not lots of small images, rather several thousand full resolution images in a single file). We honestly had more issues with Nod32, plus it cost more. We ended up moving everyone off of Eset NOD32 over to MSSE because it was free with the windows license and worked just as well. Outside of work, I've regularly had several multi-gb files with no problems (including 10+GB virtual hard disk files).

    76. Re:Simple by teh+dave · · Score: 4, Informative

      MSE is not free: it is free for home users. Business may use only up to ten free licenses before they are required to upgrade to Forefront. If you're a business and using more than ten copies of MSE, you're breaching the license agreement.

      Source: the MSE download page

    77. Re:Simple by Xanny · · Score: 2

      They were sued out for internet explorer because they were using anti-competitive practices to stifle the entire internet ecosystem. MSE is only for Windows and can only be for Windows so Microsoft making it might as well have it considered a part of the OS since it is only there to solve the problem of bad user privileges that have plagued Windows for 20 years.

    78. Re:Simple by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      Well, either you got lucky or I, and lots of other people, pack our archives oddly. There was either a KB article or a dev blog at MS about mspeng.exe ( thats the scanner process ) chewing the crap out of your CPU. That was what the claim was anyways, that it was doing a random scan in a large archive.
      I do have some rather large archives, as well as some huge files( think 50-80GB+ backup disk clones ). It has gotten better recently, but I still do get infrequent spike where mspeng.exe just sits and chews 95-99% of both my cores. Other than that occasional hiccup it has worked pretty good so far.

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    79. Re:Simple by drcheap · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Second this. It's the best thing I've ever seen from Redmond. If all their software worked like this their suckometer would read a hell of a lot lower.

      If their other software (read: Windows) worked like 'this', then 'this' wouldn't be needed in the first place. /smirk

    80. Re:Simple by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Step 1 - Open Internet Control Panel
      Step 2 - Set homepage to about:blank
      Step 3 - Open IE
      Step 4 - Navigate to ninite.com

    81. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That usually happens when you empty the temporary files or have a new big archive. MSSE decompresses them into a temporary directory the first time it scans an archive. Later passes it just scans the archive metadata and the temporary files to make sure they match. If they do, they skip the decompression stage and just scan the ones in the temporary directory.

    82. Re:Simple by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Just use Kubuntu (or install KDE packages on regular Ubuntu).

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    83. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The original ndiags for DOS was hands down the most important and easy to use hardware testing tool ever developed. I wish there was some version of that or a comparable program I could download today.

    84. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does get a little overzealous with archives. I have had it delete whole disk images and backup archives files because it discovered one bad file on it. But, you can set it to allow or setting the default actions better.

    85. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And a third-
      I have been using (and advocating use of) linux for 10+ years, but on those occasions where Windows MUST be used, I find that Security Essentials now does a credible job and is the easiest of all to manage.

      The facts are:
      any of the top 10 Windows antivirus products will do a decent job. None will catch EVERYTHING, but all will catch most things.
      Keeping the av app updated and always running is more important than being "the best." (The best product with an out-of-date virus definition is not as good as an updated mediocre one.)

      Security Essentials was crap for the first year or so, but now- my first choice on any computer that I can't get a good operating system on.

    86. Re:Simple by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I'll second the recommendation of Comodo. It's a good suite, for both beginners and advanced users. The "Defense+" is especially nice, since it allows/blocks on application behavior.

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    87. Re:Simple by yurikhan · · Score: 1

      My litmus test for an antivirus is:
      1. Install the subject in a virtual machine on a freshly installed system, at default settings.
      2. Imitate a stupid user starting a known malware. (Obtaining a sample of a known malware is left as an exercise for the reader.)

      * A good antivirus blocks the starting and informs the user.
      * A bad antivirus allows the system to be infected.
      * A so-so antivirus allows the malware to start but blocks it trying to copy itself into the Windows directory or wherever else it wants to live. I.e. it starts to act when it’s actually a bit too late.

      When I last tried Microsoft Security Essentials, it failed into that last category. (Many of the free antiviruses, too. Kaspersky passed, and, as far as I remember, Avira passed too.)

    88. Re:Simple by zugmeister · · Score: 1

      I'm running Fusion 5.0.1 with the same setup (only 57.6 gig on the desktop tho) on a laptop, so 2.5' platter drive. Not seeing that CPU issue but getting lots of slowdowns when both OSes hit the drive at the same time. If you install MenuMeters it will be invaluable in seeing what your mac is doing when it grinds to a halt and at least give you a fighting chance to diagnose the problem.

    89. Re:Simple by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Not true. Unless 'working like this' means sandboxes almost everything[1]. Most people get pwned not because of Windows bugs, but because they actually run the malware, or got exploited by a drive-by browser/pdf bug (Firefox, IE, Adobe etc all have had drive-by bugs). There were even viruses that were in password protected zipfiles, people had to enter the password in the email and open the file, and still many actually did that! In such scenarios even if they were running Linux or OSX they'd get pwned.

      [1] In theory you could extend the executable signing stuff and have Windows require all "external" executables to state the sort of sandbox they want upfront. Then by their own stated intentions you can:
      a) better guess whether they are up to no good
      b) set an OS policy to not allow any executable that requests sandboxes that are too lax.

      By "external" I mean not signed by MS AND classified as an OS internal executable.

      Enterprises could even have a Trusted 3rd party audit an app, define a sandbox for it and sign it.

      Antivirus software is trying to solve the "halting problem" without the full program and inputs. Sandboxing is like solving the "halting problem" by making sure the program halts by a certain point whether it wants to or not ;).

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    90. Re:Simple by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind MSSE is not free for businesses with more than 10 PCs.

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    91. Re:Simple by xQx · · Score: 2

      Reasons why I think there is not, and will never be an antitrust lawsuit over this:
      1. Antivirus should be part of the operating system. It is a critical aspect of a stable system.
      2. Nobody cares about Microsoft anymore, they are loosing so much market share to Apple etc. Microsoft have good grounds to say 'not a monopoly'
      3. Antivirus is an industry that has peaked - not a growing, sexy industry like the dotcom was.
      4. (Conspiracy warning) Prior to viruses having economic benefit in themselves as botnets and state-sponsored attacks, they were all written by the AV vendors anyway to sell their software. The AV industry has it coming.
      5. As per 4. The whole business model of AV vendors is to pray on people who don't know better and sell them crap they don't need. None of the AV vendors wants their business model put under a supreme court microscope - so nobody is 'clean' enough to lodge an antitrust case.

    92. Re:Simple by watice · · Score: 1

      2nd on the Panda Cloud. It's effective, definition updates are measured in seconds or minutes (not every 30 days) as a result of being cloud based, and most importantly, it's extremely light on the CPU and knows how to stay out of the way unless it's needed.

    93. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know, I thought the same thing about Windows in general... until 7 came along. Then I was like "Wait. Wow. This is actually a decent OS".

      Now I use Windows 7 on all my machines at home, with a rare dual boot to Ubuntu and mainly Cygwin for all my CLI, xterm, and gvim goodness (I do all my coding in vim)

      I used to be so anti MS back when I read /. more regularly. It's a funny thing. Now Windows just works like it should, so it's by far my main OS for the compatibility.

      (I have no comment on Windows 8 yet. That shit is weird.)

    94. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about ClamSentinel.sf.net ?
      In the olden days, ClamAV had no real Windows version but there was ClamWin. ClamWin worked well for what it did, but it had no real-time ("RT") scanner. After years of this situation, someone finally released Clam Sentinel which is a Real-Time scanner that uses ClamWin.
      Since then, ClamAV has released a Windows version with a real-time scanner. The new ClamAV for Windows uploads data to compare online, which might have some possibly scary implications about privacy. However, Clam Sentinel is still alive and kickin' with ClamWin.
      On a side note: Surely Windows 98 is no longer in widespread use, killed by x64's inability to run 16-bit code (although many would argue that it became obsolete far earlier). However, if there are any Win98 machines still being maintained, Clam Sentinel might be the only product that has support for Windows 98 and provides real-time scanning with modern definitions. Probably all other options either dropped support for '98 or are old scanners that don't have modern definitions.

    95. Re:Simple by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I'm running Fusion 5.0.1 with the same setup (only 57.6 gig on the desktop tho) on a laptop, so 2.5' platter drive. Not seeing that CPU issue but getting lots of slowdowns when both OSes hit the drive at the same time. If you install MenuMeters it will be invaluable in seeing what your mac is doing when it grinds to a halt and at least give you a fighting chance to diagnose the problem.

      Oddly, I don't find simultaneous access to be much of a problem. This is also a 2.5" inch drive of course; being in my MacBook Pro.

      I hadn't heard of MenuMeters - it looks useful for quick "at a glance" overviews of the system; however for this particular case, I already took a look at what it's doing using top on the command-line and only saw that (as somewhat expected by the performance) VMWare was using an excessive amout of CPU and there was a lot of disk activity in general.

      Just as a test, I tried it out on a different Mac right now and couldn't replicate the problem. Both are Mountain Lion; both are VMWare 5.0.1; both have Windows 7 as the hosted OS. On the Mac I just tested, MSE is set to "Limit CPU usage during scan to 50%"; and it appeared to do so. On the MacBook Pro however, with this set to 20%, it still seems to choke the CPU completely.
      Right now, I'm still assuming it's a problem with VMWare failing to pass the correct information about CPU usage over to the hosted OS for this particular CPU/Motherboard/System.

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    96. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft have good grounds to say 'not a monopoly'

      The EU seems to think otherwise, as there are renewed allegations (actually, mere hints of levying fines) because of MS' failure to include a browser-choice screen in Win7 SP1.

      The other points have no relevance in an anti-trust case.

    97. Re:Simple by kokoko1 · · Score: 1

      Can I run MSE along with another anti virus (symantec end-point protection) on the same laptop?

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    98. Re:Simple by mrkolin · · Score: 1
    99. Re:Simple by gigaherz · · Score: 1

      Other than the occasional vulnerability (which any other OS also has), most security issues within a windows environment come from user negligence. Failure to use non-administrator accounts for non-admin-related proceses, forgetting to setup correct access lists for the important data, ignoring the default set of services (many of which are not used by most people, and most of which could be disabled or at least configured to run in their own user account with specific permissions), ... are not Microsoft's fault. They are user lazyness.

      I count myself in that set (lazy users), but I'm also not paranoid about security. If I was, I would do all of the above, and more. Trust is a chain, and a chain is only as strong as the weakest link, and at the moment the weakest link are social networks. When we willingly give our personal data to corporations we know intend on monetizing that data, computer security becomes irrelevant.

    100. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A virus (usually) can't damage the PC, it might destroy the data on it, but you can just reinstall in
      > a worst case scenario.

      In the very narrow realm of "Physical Damage to your PC", you are absolutely correct. There are some, at least theoretical, exceptions.... CRT monitors that could be put into damaging modes... excessive constant drive access could decrease its lifetime.... some flash technologies have limite dwrites.... meh.... no big deal.

      There is in fact quite a number of viruses that literally melt your motherboard.

    101. Re:Simple by fa2k · · Score: 1

      If the AV manages to slow down the system that bad just by using CPU or I/O, I'd say that the OS isn't doing its job of managing resources properly (i.e., the usual "Windows sucks"). On the other hand, if MSE is using all the RAM, there isn't much that can be done.

    102. Re:Simple by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      I would argue that this is a failure on Mozilla's part for designing the email container on the file system to be one giant archive file. Why they did this is utterly beyond me, and caused me no end of hassle with backups and virus scanning.

      FWIW, if the default behaviour upon discovery of an infection is to delete the file, and you have enabled scanning within archives, any anti-virus software would have done the same thing.

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    103. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooo....

      Microsoft Security Essentials is excellent for scanning boobs?

    104. Re:Simple by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      Kde isn't the worst, but i have an old dislike for it, going back to suse. That was 6 or 7 years ago but there are very nice kde apps. If mint becomes annoying i may well switch again.

      Ubuntu was pretty good but they seem to have lost their way which is a pity since it was great, the unity interface just doesn't work for me or my systems.

           

    105. Re:Simple by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I submit downloads from untrusted sources to VirusTotal Discerning which results are false positives and which are from less recently updated signatures isn't something for the lay man, though.

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    106. Re:Simple by scubamage · · Score: 2

      Correct. Since most of our vuatomers had, at most, 4 workstations (they run arounf 100-200k) that's not a huge limited. Though it does sound like they changed their structure, as I said while I still worked there (~3 years ago) the license was that it was free so long as you had a valid Windows seat.

    107. Re:Simple by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      KDE greatly improved since the infamous 4.0 switch. I run KDE 4.9.1 (from ppa, regular Ubuntu packages are somewhere at 4.8.x), and it's perfectly usable. I have changed the layout to the GNOME-ish two panels, replaced fancy menu with traditional one, moved applets around and configured compiz as a window manager. compiz did not start properly in 4.8.x, I had to include it in startup, so first kwin started, then compiz replaced it, however in 4.9.1 just selecting compiz as a window manager works without any problems.

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    108. Re:Simple by slim · · Score: 1

      The BBC Micro User Guide had a sentence early on saying (paraphrase) "Feel free to experiment, there's nothing you can damage that can't be fixed by power-cycling".

      But:
      10 *MOTOR 1
      20 *MOTOR 0
      30 GOTO 10 ... would burn out the cassette relay if you left it running for a couple of minutes.

      I'm sure there are equivalents on a modern PC.

    109. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second this. It's the best thing I've ever seen from Redmond. If all their software worked like this their suckometer would read a hell of a lot lower.

      If their other software (read: Windows) worked like 'this', then 'this' wouldn't be needed in the first place. /smirk

      This isn't insightful, no OS is immune from malware. The single biggest malware outbreak in modern times, in terms of percentage of user base infected, was the recent Mac OS X Flashback which infected 1% of all OS X systems.. And several versions of it did it without user interaction, silent drive-by download just by visiting a web site with a Mac OS X machine.

      Even if not drive-by, you have malware that the user is tricked into "willingly" installing. No OS can stop that, without having something like Windows Defender built in, actually looking at the payload.

    110. Re:Simple by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'd still prefer Linux (Ubuntu or similar 6-month cycle) + VirtualBox with Windows in VirtualBox and the VirtualBox USB 2.0 extension. Data on a shared media drive (like /home/User/vmshared/)

    111. Re:Simple by komrix · · Score: 1

      Yeah I have used MSE on all of my Windows 7 computers since I have gotten them and I have yet to get a virus. That in combination with Malwarebytes and you should be golden as far as protecting your computer if you aren't too tech savvy.

    112. Re:Simple by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Is the family understanding based on the highest, lowest, average or median understanding of individuals?

      It's a complicated function involving a quantitative difference between the most and least technically savvy members of the family, cell phone and gasoline prices, an the integral of the number of times family members can be conned into coming over to look at the computer under the pretense of "a family dinner." :)

    113. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second this. It's the best thing I've ever seen from Redmond. If all their software worked like this their suckometer would read a hell of a lot lower.

      If their other software (read: Windows) worked like 'this', then 'this' wouldn't be needed in the first place. /smirk

      Second this. It's the best thing I've ever seen from Redmond. If all their software worked like this their suckometer would read a hell of a lot lower.

      If their other software (read: Windows) worked like 'this', then 'this' wouldn't be needed in the first place. /smirk

      Pretty unintelligent comment. Yap Yap Yap, but there are a million and one reasons that Microsoft has 90% of the computer market (and will KEEP it). I install and sell/service all three major types of OS, and windows rules all..... ask any one at work not related to the arts directly.....

    114. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all fine and good IF you can make all of the hardware in your computer work flawlessly under Linux like it does in Windows and IF you can do with half-assed, broken software clones of Windows applications and IF your family doesn't care about not being able to run their applications/games and IF you don't mind your family always needing you for any upgrades/maintenance.

      Desktop Linux doesn't have anywhere near the support it needs before people start adopting it. Personally, I don't give a crap about who makes my OS. It does what I tell it to do, it runs what I want it to run and it always "just works". I am very practical that way and I don't care about any software "causes" or other childish bullshit.

    115. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *citation needed

    116. Re:Simple by Creepy · · Score: 1

      As a warning, some of the virus fake antivirus installers, you don't want to click the close box or anything else, you need to kill the browser or ignore the popup, as every button including the X will install the virus fake antivirus software, as happened to my wife. This installed at least 7 new viruses and a rootkit that were not yet cataloged by the antivirus vendor (as well as 35 known viruses after the rootkit disabled AV, which I was able to remove using a Linux liveCD) and I reported them because I am very skilled at computer forensics and hand repairing infected machines from years of practice and some professional work at it (which just told me I really didn't want to do that for a living).

    117. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And i see MSE most often in my store for virus removal. Followed by AVG. I'd go with avast.

    118. Re:Simple by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      If I worked on computers for a living I'd love windows too. It's guaranteed income, it stays broken so there is a never ending job security. The reason MS has 90 percent of the market is too simple. All PC's come with it. Not hard for anyone to figure out. If they all came with Linux for decades nobody would be looking for anything else either.

    119. Re:Simple by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      I don't like how unity is set up, I truly don't. It's poor for people who know how to use Linux at all.

      But for people who don't have a clue? It's pretty good. I prefer Kubuntu as Alex mentions, as well.

    120. Re:Simple by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      I have seen Microsoft Security Essentials corrupt databases and software development files.

      If you use it, make sure you set it to exclude Database folders, including local ISAM files used by small programs, and exclude any software development folder trees. Once you set exclusions for the scans, it seems ok.

    121. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I don't need antivirus on my Ubuntu box? (Latest release)

    122. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not free -

                It's FREE for home users
                Business users get ten FREE licenses.

      Sounds pretty damned FREE to me.
      A heck of a lot free-er than most other solutions.

    123. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I downloaded and executed a program called windows web commander while running MSE. It gave me no warning. I had to restore the computer to a date before downloading to get it to work again. It started with a pop up message stating I had a virus. The program asked for money to remove the virus which was essentially itself.

      YOU LIE! We are not idiots.

    124. Re:Simple by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Chernobyl would trash your bios flash on some boards and wouldn't re-flash without jtag ( non existent on those boards ) and require a cut/replace. Also, i cant remember its name now, but there was one long ago that could attack flash on a limited range of Seagate and Western Digital hard-drives.

      And i agree with the theory as I have personally seen a virus pop a monitor. But i'm sure it was weak to start with.

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  2. Microsoft Security Essentials by jfdavis668 · · Score: 5, Informative

    For a free, Windows antivirus, it is hard to beat. Not the greatest, but it works and updates automatically from windows update.

    1. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Keep in mind MSE is only free for organizations for under 10 people...

    2. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Desler · · Score: 1

      And considering his answer was to someone wanting it for their personal laptop, I'm sure it'll be fine.

    3. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by gagol · · Score: 1

      That is my recommendation too. It gets the job done, dont nag you, and seems to use not much resources. I use it on my windows installations. I never taught I would recommend a microsoft product in my life... but there it is.

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    4. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if you don't want tour anti-virus application uploading a lot of information to Microsoft?

    5. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about not using Windows?

    6. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of my co-workers say Windows itself is a virus! They are not even being hyperbolic.

    7. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

      Keep in mind MSE is only free for organizations for under 10 people...

      You should read the license more carefully. It recommends not using it for organizations over about 10 people. It doesn't say you can't use it.
      At least that was the case a couple of years ago when I looked into it.

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    8. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by jrronimo · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much information it actually uploads, nor have I seen any reports of what it does submit back. I also haven't looked, though. I think that Microsoft is probably not too bad about collecting user data when the user opts out these days; but I could be very, very wrong. If I were them, I would want to correct that perception, but they're also a huge giant corporation. Shrug.

      In those cases, check out Avira, Avast!, AVG, Kaspersky, ClamAV, et cetera...

    9. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Threni · · Score: 2

      I read it:

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      http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/products/security-essentials

      Microsoft Security Essentials is available for small businesses with up to 10 PCs. If your business has more than 10 PCs, you can protect them with Microsoft System Center 2012 Endpoint Protection.
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      And that latter product is very expensive.

    10. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

      If your business has more than 10 PCs, you

      • can

      protect them with Microsoft System Center 2012

      Can, not must.
      Like I said when I read it it did not requite you to stop using MSE, it just recommended that you stop using it if you had more than 10 PCs.

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    11. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emphasis on wrong sentence. The second sentence is merely telling you about an another available product. The second

      Microsoft Security Essentials is available for small businesses with up to 10 PCs.

      , is obviously meant to mean that if you have greater than ten, it is not available for your use.

    12. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Genda · · Score: 1

      Yeah sounds way more elliptical to me... have you looked at any other conic sections?

      By the way, I wonder if I can use that with my boss? "Yeah, I've got a fever, headache, the trots and body aches, I think I'm down with a case of Microsoft...

    13. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Endpoint Protection is what you're supposed to use for orgs over 10 people. As far as I can tell it's exactly the same program as MSE but with centralized update management.

    14. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Threni · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can protect them with MSC, or you can protect them with something else, or you can leave them unprotected.

      You can also use MSC if you have 5 PCs, or 1, or some frogs but no PCs if you want to pretend you have some PCs. In fact, you probably don't have to pretend you have some PCs - you probably just need a credit card.

      But you cannot use MSE. Not if you have more than 10 PCs.

    15. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      You are wrong! Read the licence. I did.

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  3. Flamewar on the way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd recommend Avast! or AVG, but I'm sure this "Ask Slashdot" is going to start a flame war.

    Oh, and first post!

    1. Re:Flamewar on the way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another thoroughly-pleased Avast user here. Coupled with ad-blocking, script-blocking, and a moderately decent blacklist for the dangerously clueless amongst your family, all brought together within a modern, well-maintained browser... you're as close to "safe" as you can be without unplugging.

    2. Re:Flamewar on the way? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend Avast! or AVG, but I'm sure this "Ask Slashdot" is going to start a flame war.

      Oh, and first post!

      Avast! must have slowed you down a bit. I've found some of these free antivirus tools to be real CPU suckers. I'm running Avira at the moment and it seems to be taking a larger slice of time with each passing month. I'm thinking of getting off it as I'd like my CPU back.

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    3. Re:Flamewar on the way? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I like Avast. Haven't tried much else since stopping with Norton. I don't know if it slows things down since I don't like to run with it off.

  4. Blasphemy by Diomedes01 · · Score: 5, Informative

    But if you're running Windows, you could actually do a lot worse than Microsoft Security Essentials...

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  5. You want ad-blocking, not AV by mlts · · Score: 4, Informative

    One of the primary causes of malware is drive-by intrusion via compromised or unmaintained ad servers. Instead of worrying about free antivirus (which by definition rarely catches real 0-day threats), I'd get an ad blocker, or a utility like the paid version of Malwarebytes which blocks malicious website IPs.

    Block the IPs and what spits out the malware, don't bother playing whack-a-mole against the latest polymorphic stuff.

    As for antivirus, just go with MSE. It usually is in the middle of the pack, is lightweight, and the price is right.

    1. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't want a virus? Do the following:

      1. Remove all adobe products. Flash is ok with flashblock.
      2. Keep firefox or chrome up to date, don't use IE.
      3. Remove java plugin.
      4. Install adblock and noscript.
      5. Have a router, block everything inbound.

      The number of things that can infect you with that setup is about 0.

    2. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      Also:

      Spybot: http://www.safer-networking.org/
      Even if you don't use the active registry monitor, you can use it to scrub your registry now and then. And you can 'innoculate' your system with it too by adding read-only junk registry entries for many pieces of spywire, so the spyware itself can't dig their fingers into your machine.

    3. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by mlts · · Score: 1

      Spybot is a good choice as well.

      Of course, there is always Sandboxie which does help with limiting what access a program has. I don't know how well it can deal with a determined 0-day exploit that has ways of getting Admin rights from a user context, but it does redirect all writes from the filesystem and Registry into a safe location [1].

      [1]: From personal experience, keep the Sandboxie sandbox on a different partition than normal stuff. That way, should something try something malicious or just keep writing 0 byte files in the filesystem, cleaning it is just a format command away.

    4. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Erioll · · Score: 1

      Click on a link from your email appearing to be from your bank/microsoft/your friend you trust, and then download the .exe and run it. You're compromised. Phishing and/or social engineering still works, and it doesn't even need a person on the other end to work.

    5. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised by what users are capable of. You won't get a drive-by virus but you could still get a trojan.

    6. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      I go with AdBlock and NoScript, addons for Firefox, same or similar available for Chrome.

      AdBlock takes the blacklist approach, so you have to manually add things you want to block. This takes some of your time to configure but after a while you'll likely very rarely need to. Occasionally you may need to disable it to allow content, which is easily done. There is a feature to subscribe to blocking lists but this seemed overkill to me, especially when also using NoScript.

      Adblock does accept rules and wildcards, e.g.
      */ads/*
      *adserver*
      *doubleclick*
      *quantserve*

      I'd list more good ones but I nuked many ad servers a long time ago using a Windows hosts file. That is also a good approach however IMHO it is superseded by AdBlock, which allows much more control.

      NoScript takes the whitelist approach, i.e. any scripts are blocked until you allow them, either temporarily (this session) or permanently. This is highly effective but the control does require your interaction on a frequent basis, hence not suitable for grandma.

    7. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell would I run a .exe that purported to be from my bank?

    8. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by fermion · · Score: 1
      Everything is here, but i will just consolidate and add. MS Security Essentials, as far as I am concerned, has everything one needs. Block the ads and block the flash. It still occasionally happens that some sort of malware gets on a major ad network, and if it happens on a weekend or holiday can be there for a while.

      In the browser reject third party cookies and approve all cookies, leaving most of them for session only.

      I also use Spybot S&D and adware. Adaware seems to be getting funky, so that recommendation is conditional.

      Blocking IPs, which Spybot supports, is also a very good idea.

      This only leaves phishing emails, which not software can deflect as it is a purely psychological attack. Don't click though from emails. Bookmark sites and use the bookmarks.

      As far the comments to not use MS, the situation is not as dire as it once was. A few years ago, around the time of MS Windows 7, we were using Windows XP, we had to move to a Mac as the attacks on the MS Windows machine were just too effective, and daily updates were not possible. Now I have MS machines up for long periods of time without a problem, and I have not had an infection in a very long time. Fortunately that was on a virtual machine so the damage was minimal.

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      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    9. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Yup. I can build the oldest most well known off the shelf crap and obfuscate it the point that no AV catches it. There are no shortage of utilities that do this for you and multi-scanners that make sure it beats all the AV programs.

      It's best to run the latest FireFox, in private mode, with the no-script plugin. Keep windows updates applied. If you don't go auto make sure to apply them as a habit. Of course this all applies to the virtual machine you use for windows. Even if you run windows as a habit, you shouldn't be using the net from windows directly. Use a vm and snapshots. Then if you get infected you can do a complete rollback.

      Also get a REAL firewall like a juniper srx (no, not just NAT) and run intrusion detection. At home you can do the SNORT thing. If you are running anything that accepts incoming internet isolate it into a separate security zone on the firewall that blocks intrazone communication by default. Keep internally facing servers in their own zone as well.

      All that will cost $200 for the srx firewall the rest is free, there are free alternatives if you've got a decent switch a trimmed down linux or BSD box will work just fine. For home use or even small office I suggest just rolling your own ESXi 5 server for $500-600 (hardware cost, esxi is free). Then you can have a bunch of locked down separate virtual systems using a single box rather than running all that on a single OS and having all your stuff compromised if any of it is compromised.

    10. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can even use Fanboy's lists in IE 9: http://fanboy.co.nz/adblock/ie.html
      Add both those TPLs & you've got the IE version of adblock.

    11. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Until the babysitter plugs in her USB stick to play her pirated version of Bejeweled.

    12. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by harl · · Score: 1

      Why would my bank ever send me an .exe?

      You're talking about an unprotectable group. It doesn't matter how strong the door and locks are if the person inside opens it without checking who's there.

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    13. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you are doing address-based ad filtering, do that as far upstream as you can, i.e. on your firewall/router.

      http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Ad_blocking

      Implementing this can get you laid. Seriously. If she (or he) likes Lolcats/etc, she will love you long time for doing this.

    14. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Havenwar · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that is nice. Problem is usability goes down. I use adblock, but noscript and flashblock gets pretty bothersome after a while - and the one in a billion sites they protect against that adblock doesn't already block seems to be well within the capabilities of my anti-virus.

      The solution is never being perfectly safe, it's being as safe as you can without unduly compromising usability.

    15. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by ozgood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You don't even need to run an .exe. The RSA hack a while ago was social engineered with an excel exploit. http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/00002226.html

    16. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What weird alternate dimension are you living in?

      In my world, babysitters play bejeweled on their phones.

    17. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using spybot for years and have been rather happy with it. The advanced menus are easily hidden so I can leave in installed on other peoples computers (think grandma, parents, etc), and yet helpful when I'm there for working on the system (like removing something that starts on system startup)

      It's NOT would I would consider anti-virus by definition, but it's VERY handy and covers most peoples problems.

    18. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Seconded? Thirded?

      Anywho - only thing to add to this is to enable all of the advanced options in MSE (scan removable drives, create system restore point).

    19. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Don't run Firefox. I may get modded down for this but it has no sand boxing which is a security risk which is why I tend not to use it as much.

      Both IE 9 and Chrome offer sanboxing. Infact, Chrome updates flash as well so you never have to worry about it which is a plus in my book. FYI IE 8 and IE 9 are very secure. They are not integrated into Windows like IE 6 was and activeX controls are disabled for internet access by default as well as running unsigned applets which is why corporations can't leave IE 6. It is a common misconception that people still think IE 10 == IE 6, but IE 10 is very competitive on Windows 8 and a recommendation for office workers to update too when they finally port it to Windows 7 as they can finally use a secure up to date browser again.

      Still an anti virus product is needed unfortunately if you run Mac or Windows in this day and age. Hackers hit ad networks that infect legit websites. Last spring one was blocked by AVAST on slashdot of all places that tried to use a 0 day exploit in flash! They no longer slow down systems like they did 5 years ago that much. Norton 2012 is much improved by a large margin from what I am told and AVAST barely slows down my system (my favorite). There are too many javascript and other exploits that can get in even if you do use noscript that can get in through trusted websites that are infected. Wordpress being the biggest.

    20. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Got to goatse.ru with your browser fullscreen and then turn on your screensaver and walk away the next time the babysitter comes over. ... problem will solve itself as soon as she moves the mouse.

    21. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Zomalaja · · Score: 1

      $200 for a juniper srx ? Furnish a link please.

    22. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by core_tripper · · Score: 1

      An ad blocker isn't an adequate solution for 0-day drive-by downloads. Use Noscript (firefox) or Notscripts (Chrome). It's like an internet condom.

    23. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be solved by Thunderbird and "Show messages in Text mode"
      Some phishing emails do not have "text version"
      in other there is nice difference between "go to bank page" and url http://very.nasty.and.bogus.host.com/bla/bla
      Html version has
      But it is my solution - I do not get "art emails" - only simple messages.

    24. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by jackbird · · Score: 1

      By "All Adobe Products" you mean Acrobat and AIR? Because if I removed Photoshop and Illustrator and InDesign and Aftereffects I'd need to go use someone else's computer.

    25. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The answer to that is to have password protection on the PCs in the house (which is a good idea anyway) and to not leave them logged in when someone you dont know very well comes over.
      And to set some rules about what babysitters (and the kids they are babysitting) are allowed to do.

    26. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by Cyfun · · Score: 0

      4 out of the 5 suggestions have been for MSE. Slashdot users pimping a Microsoft product? Something must be terribly wrong...

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    27. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Ouch, I stand corrected. That was pricing for srx100b maybe a year ago you could get them for $200-300 all day long. They've gone up, maybe people aren't willing to sell them so far below retail now that the platform is a fairly solid. They were pretty buggy early on.

       

    28. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by xystren · · Score: 1

      So true. Never underestimate the ingeniousness of an idiot.

    29. Re:You want ad-blocking, not AV by pne · · Score: 1

      Both IE 9 and Chrome offer sanboxing.

      SAN boxing? Is that like taking a bunch of disks and putting them into a network-accessible case? :-)

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  6. MSE has low footprint by alphax45 · · Score: 2

    I assume your on Windows and that MSE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Security_Essentials) is available. Seems to work fine for most and MS seems to have not made it a huge resource hog.

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    1. Re:MSE has low footprint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume your on Windows and...
                                                          you're
          That's short for "you are". The use of 'your' here says, essentially, "I assume the 'on Windows' that belongs to you...", which of course makes no sense at all. If you're writing for adults, and want your words, your ideas, to get their respect, it's best to write like adults do. I'm NOT trying to flame you, I'm giving you some good advice. There's several other common errors similar to this, like the misuse of to/too, their/there/they're, and such. That sort of usage error is just beneath you, amigo.
            My husband, for example, is head of HR for a large business. He's brought home many resumes submitted by writers who either had a truly shitty education, for whatever reason, or just didn't give a damn. They were filled with mistakes like the above. Other things gave the impression they either have, or at least were exposed to, a good education and often some experience, but the way they wrote usually has us laughing, and they do that in the HR office too. When the laughter ceases, the resumes go into the circular file. He's seen many other business communications that contained numerous errors like this, apparently some get in the habit of not caring, or really don't know any better and didn't seek to learn. Those pages too were usually dismissed by the people they were intended for, and I worry that, due to someone's bad habits or ignorance or both, an otherwise clever mind may have been relegated to second- or third-rate status.
          So, get pissed off at me if you like, but I suggest that you instead be pissed at yourself, my friend. The information you need to fix this is easily found, and from there it takes only a little time and thought to rid yourself of the tendency to write like an adolescent. You and your life, and those that may depend on you, will be the better for it. I sincerely wish you well.
          -Anon, for obvious reasons. My intentions are good, with kindness in my heart.

  7. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm not even joking. Gets practically no viruses, costs nothing, ever.

  8. Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it is Microsoft, but it is reliable, has a small footprints, updates along with Windows updates, and is free.

  9. My favorite free one by UconnGuy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Avast. Used to use AVG, but Avast seems to work better.

    1. Re:My favorite free one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, Ive used Avast for a couple years now. Its unobtrusive, easy on the processor, and when used in combination with a spyware blocker has yet to let a threat through.

    2. Re:My favorite free one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avast. Used to use AVG, but Avast seems to work better.

      Avast + non-admin account.
      And let avast do boot time scan once a while.

    3. Re:My favorite free one by msobkow · · Score: 1

      What I like about Avast is it's boot-time scan option. That's been able to clean out some viruses on friend's machines that couldn't be cleaned out by other tools I tried.

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    4. Re:My favorite free one by Prosthetic_Lips · · Score: 1

      +1. AVG was too much up-selling and "don't you think you need to upgrade?" Having said that, Avast does that sometimes, but they haven't been as intrusive ... yet.

  10. Microsoft Security Essentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't bug you to upgrade (like programs with paid versions - I'm looking at you, AVG)

    It doesn't hog resources

    It has an easy to use interface

  11. Avira or AVG by EvilGrin5000 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've always found

    AVG Free http://free.avg.com/us-en/homepage
    or
    Avira Free http://www.avira.com/en/avira-free-antivirus

    To be good free solutions.

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    1. Re:Avira or AVG by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      I'm losing patience with AVG. It used to be really good.

      Now it wants to inform me when I'm going to do an update and reboot (I'll tell you when you can reboot), and it wants to push me towards the paid version, and it wants to install a bunch of extra crap all the time.

      I'm in the market for a replacement for AVG myself. It has really gone down hill since I started using it in terms of overall experience. It has started to be like the Oracle Java installer where you have to read very carefully to keep all the extra shit it wants to install away.

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    2. Re:Avira or AVG by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Avira is nothing but nagware.
      Even replacing avnotify.exe with dud.exe and making it read only to every user on the system only shuts the damn thing up until an update.
      I can't cope with it and have removed it from my systems.

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    3. Re:Avira or AVG by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm in the market for a replacement for AVG

      In the market to spend what? Fuck all?

      Guess you're after real value for your money, oh wait!

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    4. Re:Avira or AVG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm using Avira and I want to switch to something else. It seems to generate more and more "please buy pro" popups when it updates and I'm getting sick of it.

    5. Re:Avira or AVG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For years I've used Avira Free during the ever-diminishing time I spend with MS OSs. Recently I discovered that Avira Free doesn't play nice with Oracle VirtualBox (at least the 4.1 series). However, AVG Free has no problem. That's the only time I've found one preferable to the other.

      Doing one of these installs in front of the machine's owner is a great time to hammer home the point that whenever free software offers "Click this box for an improved expereince", DON'T click it.

    6. Re:Avira or AVG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in the market for a replacement for AVG

      In the market to spend what? Fuck all?

      Guess you're after real value for your money, oh wait!

      Speaking of Fuck all, are you purposely living underneath that anti-FOSS rock, or are you paid to be there?

    7. Re:Avira or AVG by phorm · · Score: 1

      I switched from AVG to MS Security Essentials. I've been fairly pleasantly surprised thus far.

    8. Re:Avira or AVG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avira has annoying daily popups avoid it like the plague.

    9. Re:Avira or AVG by Genda · · Score: 1

      Has anyone else noticed lately that the auto updates for Adobe are becoming difficult to do without having all kinds of unwanted crap land on your system. What is with all these applications dumping unwanted software on you. I'm waiting for downloads to begin auto stuffing screen backgrounds like "heaping cowflops" and "maggoty garbage" and for a small subscription fee, they'll stop. Reminds me of a joke

      A guy goes to a toothbrush factory and says "I wanna sell toothbrushes". The sales manager says "I like your grit, you're hired, but we can only keep you on if you meet quota by your second week." The guy goes out, and after his first week, he's only sold 5 toothbrushes. The manger sits him down and says look, you need to sell at least 200 hundred brushes to meet quota, maybe you should look for a different job." The man say's "I know I can do this please have faith in me." So he goes out for another week. He comes back at the end of his second week, and he's only sold 12 toothbrushes. The sales manager says "Well your two weeks are up, and you aren't even close. We need to let you go." The man says "Please, please give me one more week, I'll make good, you'll see." The manager says "Well, against my better judgement, okay, but just one week. The week passes and the man comes in on Friday having sold 10,000 toothbrushes. The manager is floored. How the hell did you sell that many toothbrushes. "Well" the man says "I picked a sweet spot in the middle of mall traffic. Then I set up a small brightly colored booth. Finally I set up hundreds of toothbrushes and a place to sample crackers. People would come by, try a cracker, and yell, this tastes like shit... I'd say, it is shit, wanna buy a toothbrush?"

    10. Re:Avira or AVG by Inda · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but we (the slashdot group thinkers) trashed AVG on a previous story.

      What was it? A proxy to AVG's servers, if I remember right. It was nasty enough for me to ditch it, that's for sure.

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    11. Re:Avira or AVG by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      AVG and Avira are spam pushers now; Every other boot is an "Upgrade now!" or "Have you considered our internet security suite?" popup. Yes, you can probably turn these off, but they're called "Important Service Messages" or "Protection Notifications" so the lay person won't touch them, but still be infuriated when they interrupt iPlayer / $gameofchoice.

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    12. Re:Avira or AVG by alantus · · Score: 1

      I second that, after being an AVG user for a long time, I made the big mistake of trying Avira.
      I think the nagging is much worse than the viruses.

    13. Re:Avira or AVG by phoebbs · · Score: 1

      My comments are based on my experiences a couple of years ago, but...

      Avira had very good detection, but was also very prone to throwing up warnings for anything that had a word like "keygen" in the title, whether the file was infected by anything or not. It also threw up an advert for itself every sodding time it updated.

      AVG was a nightmare, I used to sort "broken" PCs for people on a regular basis, and *every single machine* I was called to look at that had AVG installed had at *least* two live viruses in memory.

      Personally, I steer people towards Avast (it's pretty unobtrusive overall), with a good detection rate across the spectrum of attack vectors, but supplement this with Spybot Search & Destroy (the "immunize" option is worth doing), Malwarebytes AntiMalware, and BrightFort SpywareBlaster (formerly Javacoolsoftware) - which, like the immunize option on Spybot S&D, blocks activex exploits.

      Unless you're really unlucky, a quick scan every couple of weeks "just to be sure" with Malwarebytes should be all you need to do then to keep your system ticking along nicely.

      I'm also in the camp of "ditch IE" in favour of Firefox or Chrome, with the Adblock Plus plugin.

  12. null by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    null

    Seriously. I don't run any whenever I can get away with it. I don't need it and its a maintenance headache.

  13. Just pay the 44$ for a year of updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Antivirus charging for subscription makes sense because they need to be on their toes for updates and zero days. 44$ for a renewal isn't bad because you gotta figure your tempdata and reinstalling software is worth hundreds if not thousands of dollars. Just one save in a year and the antivirus pays for itself. I just renewed mine today interestingly enough.

    1. Re:Just pay the 44$ for a year of updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick hint; if you're not a shill for the AV companies, you sound exactly like one. If you are, well, you're being too obvious. Either way, may want to look at that.

    2. Re:Just pay the 44$ for a year of updates by Genda · · Score: 1

      My name is John McAfee and I approve this message...

  14. Check with your university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most universities will have free anti-virus software for their students to use on their personal laptops. Check with your school's helpdesk.

    1. Re:Check with your University by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      Mine offers McAfee, with several onerous options pre-set. I'd go with MS Security Essentials over that nightmare every time.

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  15. Microsoft Security Essentials by jrronimo · · Score: 1

    I'm a big fan of Microsoft Security Essentials. I know it's cool to dislike Microsoft products, but MSE does its job pretty well without being annoying.

    I've used AVG in the past, but it has a history of deciding things like iTunes or Windows dlls are viruses and screwing things up, so I avoid it. I used Avira in the past as well, but I think it had ads suggesting I upgrade often.

    In the end, I settled on MSE and have had a perfectly cromulent experience with it; no complaints.

  16. Security essentials or free avg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have used both mostly security essentials lately. it's light weight and it works!

  17. Simple by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    MSE or AVG Free. Both work, and have low cpu utilization. AVG gives you more config options, MSE in my experience is accepted by more VPN setups.

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  18. AVG Free by 0racle · · Score: 1

    I put AVG Free on the wife's computer. Just make sure to turn off (or don't install) that damn safesearch thing they have.

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    "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  19. Low cost? Virus free? Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, unless you really need to play games or something Windows-specific I'd do a full Linux partition.

  20. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think he wants to be able to run common software, too.

  21. Microsoft Security Essentials by ilsaloving · · Score: 3, Informative

    As others have stated, MSE does a very good job. It easily outclasses the other freebies, and most of the non-free ones as well. For example, I've seen it clean up machines that got infested while under AVG's watch.

    And it doesn't slow your machine down to a crawl, which is nice.

  22. I smell something funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...reasonably competent CPU user"

    Using 'CPU' in this incorrect context is a pet peeve.

    But anyway, MSE (as other have said) and AdBlocker and/or NoScript for your browser. Assuming you're using anything other than IE. If you're using IE switch to a better condom!

    1. Re:I smell something funny... by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 2

      Yeah I was wondering if I am the only one who doesn't know what a exactly a "CPU user" is. The terms CPU and computer are not interchangeable.

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    2. Re:I smell something funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, but it is simply used as a casual term by many people. Stress about more important issues.

  23. Huh? by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like to think of myself as a reasonably competent CPU user

    What the hell does that even mean? Do you mean computer?

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    1. Re:Huh? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's a reasonably competent CPU user, but he needs to learn to use his memory, especially the part remembering all the acronyms out there.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was thinking the same thing, and also thinking, well... the competence that he's claiming to have, he doesn't have quite so much as he thinks...

    3. Re:Huh? by Nimey · · Score: 2

      He's self-taught and doesn't know any real computer nerds who can guide him, but is probably the most computer-savvy person in his family.

      Probably knows enough to run Windows, his games, and a web browser.

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      E pluribus sanguinem
    4. Re:Huh? by noc007 · · Score: 1

      I took that as he interfaces directly with the Central Processing Unit or he stays on top of what his CPU does and does not do.

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried real hard to take it that way, but you just can't. It's the program that uses the CPU, not the user... I like Nimey's summation that he's probably the most computer-savvy person in his family, but not a real geek. To highlight this, consider that he's asking advice on antivirus.

      Whenever I am asked questions about antivirus by family members, I tell them to wipe their hard drive and install linux. (That's exactly what I did when a virus ate my windows install. Major benefit really being that it's kept me away from world of warcrack.) They look at me funny and are generally smart enough to realize that my response is indicative of the fact that I just don't want to deal with their computer questions. If, however, they ask "what's linux", I reply "google it," which does typically end the conversation, as I typically walk away at this point. ::sigh:: I'm such an ass. But, hell, I don't ask them to do free work for me. (Okay, my sister is a nurse, and I will occasionally ask health questions... but I do actually give her computer help, happily. It's those damn ungrateful cousins and their kids who need to get the fuck off my lawn!)

    6. Re:Huh? by Qubit · · Score: 1

      I like to think of myself as a reasonably competent CPU user

      What the hell does that even mean? Do you mean computer?

      Reminds me of the Chronicles of George -- at least this user isn't says that his "cp is running slow ever since his cp had cp dump" (apparently a portmeanteau of "CPU" and "PC")

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    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can competently write code in machine language?

    8. Re:Huh? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I like to think of myself as a reasonably competent CPU user

      What the hell does that even mean? Do you mean computer?

      You question was already answered by the statement.

      Either that, or he likes to cook right over the die.

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    9. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he still has one of these.
      But I don't see why he wants an antivirus if he does.

    10. Re:Huh? by Genda · · Score: 1

      No he's become proficient and grinding up old CPUs and snorting the powder. Its called "Bit Sniffing", I hear you can smell the data. One guy even talked about seeing endless rows of guys in Intel bunny suits doing a kick dance. Of course, some of these guys end up with a cache on their back, and that's just sad.

    11. Re:Huh? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

      I like to think of myself as a reasonably competent CPU user

      What the hell does that even mean? Do you mean computer?

      He figures he can use the CPU because it usually makes grinding noises when he's near it. But it's the mouse, keyboard and monitor where he lacks deep understanding.

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  24. AVG is my choice for free Anti-Virus by Amigan · · Score: 1

    My son and I (on my Windows partition) have been users of the free version of AVG since 2006. We are both currently running Windows XP, and am glad that AVG continues to support it along with newer flavors of Windows. Free AVG is the download site, and it also includes ad blocking and other features.

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    "Software is the difference between hardware and reality"
    1. Re:AVG is my choice for free Anti-Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no.

      AVG gives too many false positives, and stops proper software working.

      It's a waste of bits.

    2. Re:AVG is my choice for free Anti-Virus by RobbieCrash · · Score: 1

      Agreed, used to be great when it was acting in the same way that MSE does now; small, quick, light and unlike Symantec/McAfee didn't attempt to upsell you on 400 other programs to install to make your PC run better. Now it's just as bloated and ineffective as the big guys.

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  25. Re:Use a Mac by Desler · · Score: 1

    They just get trojans.

  26. Slashdot Cruiser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Protects against grits

  27. Re:Use a Mac by cgt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You should be downvoted for the reasons stated below: 1. He said his budget is tight 2. He just bought a new Acer laptop 3. Macs do actually get viruses (though there are significantly less viruses for Mac OS X than for Windows) Short story shorter: You're a jerk.

  28. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    + Disable all browser plug-ins (especially including Flash and Java Applets)

  29. ClamWin by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    It's free (as in beer) and open-source. It's also very light-weight and works and updates without a hitch.

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    1. Re:ClamWin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately, also doesn't do any resident background protection, network monitoring or link scanning, which all major antivirus tools do nowadays. The only reason to put ClamWin on a Windows machine if it is running 2000 or earlier, which is about the only current AV that will run on those systems.

    2. Re:ClamWin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think ClamWin is a pretty bad recommendation given that last time I checked it lacked an on-demand scanner. It will make the windows security center recommendations happy, but then again you might as well just turn of the anti-virus warnings.

    3. Re:ClamWin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention it's not without strings attached... not only are you getting a 1998-era AV, you get Ask.com toolbar adware installed by default as well.

    4. Re:ClamWin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or because you really don't click a lot of shit. I have found no use in active scanning and the google chrome link checking seems pretty good if not overly cautiousness.

      Doing a scan whenever you are not sure of a downloaded file and just once every now and then to see if nothing slipped by has proven to be more than enough so far.

    5. Re:ClamWin by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      I think ClamWin is a pretty bad recommendation given that last time I checked it lacked an on-demand scanner.

      Huh? I've been using CleWin for 3 years now, and it always had on-demand scanning.

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      "The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam" - Japanese ministry official.
    6. Re:ClamWin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want realtime protection with ClamAV engine, get Immunet. Clamav engine is built in, but optional and off by default, the main two engines are cloud-based. Has pros and cons but is also the only one that has free version available also for commercial entities or educational/government institutions.

  30. Microsoft Security Essentials by amaupin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First I used Avast, but after a while it began bugging me to to buy the paid version, and slowed down my PC with ill-timed, intensive scans.

    I switched to AVG, but after a while it began bugging me to to buy the paid version, and slowed down my PC with ill-timed, intensive scans.

    Now I use Microsoft Security Essentials, which is surprisingly good. So far.

    Complement with a Spybot Search and Destroy scan every now and then and you're good to go.

  31. Avira for me by dieu1979 · · Score: 1

    i test a couple of free antivirus and i finish using avira the footprint is not bad and he doesn't clog the cpu too much. Just the nag to buy the full version when you update but for the rest i have nothing bad to said about it

  32. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    -1 Troll.

    Knock it off with the Linux evangelism BS. He clearly wants to run whatever (unspecified) OS he has installed. An OS is just a tool for accomplishing a task (i.e., operating the fscking computer). For certain programs, the submitter's current OS perhaps does the job better for him than Linux would. I hate it when people on here don't answer the fscking question and instead scream "Linux" like an uneducated zombie.

    Note: anonymous because I'm just too lazy to register for a ./ account. I ain't skeered.

  33. Check with your University by wbav · · Score: 1

    Most universities offer virus protection and support for free. I'd go there first.

    If for some reason they don't offer anything, I've had reasonable success with AVG.

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  34. No Microsoft, Yes Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First thing is use anything but Internet Explorer. And like everyone else is saying MSE is the top, far superior to AVG. It is light, user friendly, and not very intrusive. It's what i use to clean up after my companies corporate, trend antivirus fails.

  35. MSE by gman003 · · Score: 1

    I used to use AVG, but I found it gradually became slower and slower, and stopped actually catching viruses.

    Microsoft Security Essentials has the downside of being made by Microsoft, but the plus side of being extremely low-footprint and actually catching things. I pair it with the occasional MBAM scan out of paranoia (MBAM is good at finding and removing infections, but terrible at actively stopping them).

    Finally, yeah, throw some AdBlock on there. Almost all the viruses I've caught in the past few years (ie. both of them) have come from malicious ads. Adblock tends to stop a fair number - it's not solid protection alone, but it's good for defense-in-depth.

  36. Re:Face + Palm by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    Mabye we should be building Beowolf Clusters of something?

  37. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  38. Run Linux by Hatta · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Just run Linux. Linux was fully featured enough to get me through college over a decade ago. Should work for you now. If you have apps that require Windows, put it on a VM which is used for nothing else. Problem solved.

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  39. MSE + Secunia PSI by Liquidretro · · Score: 2

    MSE is great, for the money, and its pretty light weight. I would add Secunia PSI to the list http://secunia.com/vulnerability_scanning/personal/ It's also free and scans the computer for out of date and vulnerable software. Malwares Favorite place to get in is unpatched software. This includes stuff you installed once and forgot about, stuff that came with your computer that you never use, etc. A totally patched system (including all the forgotten about stuff) is the best way to stay clean in addition to the not clicking on random stuff. In addition, if you don't need it uninstall it. A good example of this is Java. Most people don't acutally need it but have it installed on their computers. Just get rid of it and then you don't have to worry if it's not a secure program. Soundcloud should be clean but it's all the other places to be concerned about.

  40. Keep good backups by davidwr · · Score: 2

    It's not what you asked, but it's at least as important:

    Keep good, usable, uninfected backups of anything that's important to you.

    Also, have a means to restore your computer to a known good state and have the ability to re-install applications you want.

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    1. Re:Keep good backups by vlm · · Score: 1

      Keep good, usable, uninfected backups of anything that's important to you.

      I have a policy of no data on windows partitions/drives/images/machines. Everything valuable belongs on the cloud or a LAN server. Wipe windows at any time if necessary.

      OPs best purchase would be a really big external hard drive connected by usb or fw or whatever and a linux "live" boot disk / USB key.

      Before he gets owned, assuming he isn't already, dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/usborwhatever/my_backup_image.img (wait a couple hours?)

      After he gets owned, dd if=/dev/usborwhatever/my_backup_image.img of=/dev/sda (wait a couple hours, remove linux boot device, reboot, and its back to the future)

      You can keep multiple backup images, and you should. Also might be a good idea to see if md5adm /dev/usborwhatever/my_backup and md5adm /dev/sda match.

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
  41. free antivirus list by adeelarshad82 · · Score: 2

    while the list could use a refresh, may still be helpful http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2388652,00.asp

  42. Re:Face + Palm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beowulf Cluster of college students that are competent "CPU" users?

    You might be able to power a light bulb.

  43. Ubuntu? by gQuigs · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you actually care about your security you've almost got to go with a Linux distro, use NoScript and no plugins at all. Initially, in most cases, security is a tradeoff with convenience. Anti-virus is a never ending game because it is trying to keep the convenience part (well minus the performance losses), while usually not changing user behavior at all (there are exceptions like SiteAdvisor but I've found they are worse than the viruses they are preventing).

    But seriously, random slashdot poster, what's keeping you from Tux?

    1. Re:Ubuntu? by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      But seriously, random slashdot poster, what's keeping you from Tux?

      Based on his question I'd guess that he's a college freshman. In that case it's probably a combination of spending time on making friends, on flirting, on going to parties, on drinking beer and perhaps on that thing that you do in the house where everyone goes during the day.

      I think learning to use Linux is probably more of a second semester thing unless you're a CS major.

    2. Re:Ubuntu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing. And really why not?

      The office suite is close enough for parity, it has all the best browsers, chrome comes with flash support built-in. And you can always dual-boot or VM to windows if you really, really need to (though you'll probably find that you won't). I run OSX on my laptop, Windows on one desktop, and Ubuntu on the other. And honestly I the only thing I really need to use Windows for is games... though even that is changing with Valve's push toward Linux.

      Plus you have my personal guarantee that you will not get a virus on Ubuntu. That's more than you'll get from Symantec or AVG.

  44. Re:Winblows, LOL by vettemph · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Troll? Maybe not spoken as eloquent as some of us but certainly the best advice so far.

      Linux is professional grade software. It powers the most vital and powerful systems on and off the internet. It is written by scientists and engineers in a collaborative environment. It doesn't catch a cold everytime it comes in contact with other PCs. There are volumes of 'Graphic User Interface' applications for most all of your needs. If you are serious, you will try it. If you are smart, it will feel very natural. Welcome to the long bus.

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  45. Re:Use a Mac by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

    I would label "radical optimism" as a virus.

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  46. It's not only about the antivirus by obarthelemy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Try to use a non-admin account for your daily stuff. An escalated admin account when you do need to install stuff is just 2 clicks away (start -> change user)

    I've had my computer-illiterate parents on a non-admin account for 20 years now, they still haven't gotten a virus. And yes, they're still computer-illiterate ^^

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    1. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by ChronoReverse · · Score: 1

      Nowadays you might as well just leave UAC on and have similar protection =)

    2. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by SRChiP · · Score: 1

      This never worked for me properly. Mostly because running some applications in admin mode uses the config files of the admin, which ignores the customisations of the regular user.

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    3. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by breakfastpirate · · Score: 1

      I did this for my father. I gave him a non-admin account and set up UAC. Then in case he did want to install something, I made an admin account with the username "stopandthink" with the password "aboutwhatyouredoing" and wrote it on a post-it note for him. I told him if he ever has to use that account to do anything like watching a funny video or opening an email he should just stop right there and assume it's a virus. Seems to work for him so far.

    4. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      There should be a log of tasks non-admin users tried. That way an admin or in your case you visiting could enable them (your parents) by examining the machine.

    5. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

      I've had my computer-illiterate parents on a non-admin account for 20 years now

      No you haven't you little liar!

      5 years probably, 10 years possibly, 15 years not at all likely, 20 years - total bollocks.

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    6. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      I gave my mother-in-law a non-admin account on her computer and didn't give her the administrator password.

      I'm over there at least twice a week, and also have LogMeIn (free) installed.

      I'm not sure we told her she wasn't an admin user, but I honestly don't think she'd understand if we tried.

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    7. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by erice · · Score: 1

      I've had my computer-illiterate parents on a non-admin account for 20 years now, they still haven't gotten a virus. And yes, they're still computer-illiterate ^^

      On what system? In 1992, Windows was at 3.1 and had no concept of non-admin account. Linux barely existed but it certainly wasn't something you would put your computer-illiterate parents on. Did OS/2 have this concept?

    8. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

      I've had my computer-illiterate parents on a non-admin account for 20 years now, they still haven't gotten a virus.

      In 1992, 20 years ago, that would've been DOS and Windows 3.0. Non-admin accounts?

    9. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by kokoko1 · · Score: 1

      how to use non-admin account on Windows 7? On my home laptop with Win 7 me and my wife, kid share the same account which has all the privileges.

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    10. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      Maybe I overshot. I'm sure I gave them an old Win'98 computer, not sure before that. It sure seems 20 yrs ^^

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    11. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      You're right, sorry.

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    12. Re:It's not only about the antivirus by pterry · · Score: 1

      I've had my computer-illiterate parents on a non-admin account for 20 years now

      I'd love to know what operating system you were using on home computers 20 years ago that supported limited user accounts and was usable by "computer-illiterate parents".

  47. Comodo by neghvar1 · · Score: 1

    I have been using Comodo Internet Security Suite for years now and have been quite pleased with it. In fact its the only free anti-virus that I can install on Server 2008 R2. Only downside in my opinion is that it does not like game trainers. However, I have been hearing a lot of positives about the WSE.

    1. Re:Comodo by neghvar1 · · Score: 1

      Another plus about Comodo is that it is the only free AV + firewall that can be installed on Server 2003, 2008 systems. All other free AV are not compatible with servers OS or will detect the installation on a server OS as commercial use and state that you must buy a business edition

    2. Re:Comodo by CodeheadUK · · Score: 1

      I wondered how far down I'd have to scroll to find a Comodo recommendation.

      I've been using it for nearly 10 years, through the various incarnations, never had a single malware problem. It does get a bit excited about keygens and hacking/admin tools, but it's a great tool for free.

      FWIW, I turn off the Sandbox and Defence+ stuff, just running the AV and Firewall.

    3. Re:Comodo by Rizimar · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I turn off the Sandbox and Defence+ stuff, just running the AV and Firewall.

      Me too, and it's great. I haven't experienced any serious malware infections on my computers in a long time.

      I also use the Comodo Dragon browser, which is basically just Google Chrome that uses Comodo's DNS server to make sure that you're not being directed to dangerous websites.

  48. Re:Face + Palm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The light bulb would have to be a low power usage CFL (compact fluorescent light) bulb, and even that may prove difficult.

  49. Re:Linux by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree, Linux. If you want to be free of viruses, buy a Mac or install Linux or BSD. Your AV isn't going to do a damned thing when you get hit by a zero-day exploit, and Windows is the only PC OS with viruses in the wild. Whoever modded the AC "troll" should never get mod points; it was insightful (as another moderator noted). If you're worried about viruses, you shouldn't be running Windows.

    That said, there are vew actual viruses out there, most are trojans, so I don't worry too much about my W7 notebook. But I don't worry at all about my Linux tower.

  50. They're all late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that ALL virus-protection schemes are "after-the-fact", that is to say that they detect threats that are known, and that most virus/malware writers run their work through banks of computers that have the latest AV software on them in order to verify nothing will catch them, the AV software that updates the most often and has the best sources for catching new infections will best serve you. In short, they're all weak, but some are better then others.

    All of that being said, Microsoft Security Essentials has all the other AV software beat hands-down for one reason alone--There are more Microsoft Operating Systems out there then any other operating system and they are all gathering virus/malware data, data that is used by Microsoft to create up-to-date AV signature updates. Their competitors are far less capable of gathering data with which to improve their detection rates. The fact that it essentially uses other aspects of the OS to do it's job make things even brighter--it uses the existing Windows Update for it's own updates requiring one less process running at all times. It also doesn't beg you for money every time your in the middle of a WoW raid. It's also free--completely. You get the fully-functioning version, not some ham-strung, whiney application that is more sales-pitch then product.

    As others noted, AV software is your last resort--it catches the stuff you didn't. YOU can catch most of the stuff by using certain tools to keep the infections away in the first place. Use Firefox with the add-ons No-Script, AdBlocker Plus and Ghostery. Once you become familiar with those tools (No-script being, by far, the most important), those infections will be stopped at the front door.

    Now, don't peg me as a MS fanboi--I'm not. I despise some of the choices MS has made in the past, but after fucking around with "free" AV software for years I've discovered that the best one came free with my OS.

  51. Re:Use a Mac by Lyrata · · Score: 1

    Shortest story: Whoosh.

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  52. University Supplied Anti-Virus by Zobber · · Score: 1

    Hey paperclipman! Microsoft Security Essentials is a good free option if you want decent protection. But since you're in college, I'm sure your school offers a free copy of one of the "enterprise" level anti-virus solutions. My university offers Symantec Endpoint to all of it's faculty/staff/students. So you should definitely check out your schools IT Support website to see if they offer anything. I mean you are sorta paying for it :P

    1. Re:University Supplied Anti-Virus by snemarch · · Score: 1

      You'd choose a Symantec product over MSE? Really? O_o

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    2. Re:University Supplied Anti-Virus by Zobber · · Score: 1

      Not really :/ I only use it on my MacBook, since it seemed like the best solution at the time.

  53. Your post reads like bad market research by discord5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you tried Common Sense 2012? I hear it works well in most sensible cases. Other than that on the cheap : Microsoft Security Essentials. It seems a bit contradictory to let MS handle anti-virus software, but at least it doesn't hog your system as badly as most other products.

    reasonably competent CPU user

    Yes, I know how you feel. I like to think of myself a I/O aficionado. I have a friend who's a memory expert. We know a guy who was pretty much a BIOS guru, but he's not feeling too well lately after hearing about the UEFI thing.

    but I do download some music as a recent SoundCloud devotee

    I hardly know anyone who downloads their music from SoundCloud. Most tracks are either demos (with a link to itunes, amazon, juno or whatever). And the few amateurs that are serious about their music have already joined one of the many netlabels where you can usually download entire albums from their own site or bandcamp.

    Are you by any chance doing market research, trying to infiltrate into the tech crowd while looking young, hip, dynamic and social 2.0 web networking? You're doing a splendid job, I might add. However, please forgive my sarcasm if you're not, your post seems to read like a 55 year old police officer going under cover "buyin' da ganja mon, totally down with da 'erb an' ting".

    1. Re:Your post reads like bad market research by noc007 · · Score: 2

      Don't forget that he bought an Acer and is expecting to get some longevity out of it.

    2. Re:Your post reads like bad market research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why ruin a good thing by blowing his cover? Just troll him by trying to get him to use MSE like everyone else.

    3. Re:Your post reads like bad market research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have found that Common Sense 2012 is not compatible with most users and business environments.

    4. Re:Your post reads like bad market research by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

      55? Oh my gracious no, double that. If you have a moment, I highly recommend you re-read the original post while imagining Mr Burns' voice.

      > I like to think of myself a I/O aficionado.
      > I have a friend who's a memory expert.

      If I drank coffee, you'd owe me a new keyboard and/or screen. :-)

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  54. Best Freebies by inkrypted · · Score: 1

    Avast! and Malwarebytes or use one of the many Linux flavors out there. I myself use openSUSE Linux.

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  55. Virus Bulletin comparison chart by PNutts · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to Virus Bulletin for a comparison of free and paid packages. I'd also recommend a multi-tiered strategy of OpenDNS and and a hosts file to block bad sites, MalwareBytes to scan and check for malware (paid version provides real-time protection), and I also use Tracking Protection Lists. Takes all the joy out of it, doesn't it.

    1. Re:Virus Bulletin comparison chart by PNutts · · Score: 2

      Reading the other comments I remembered that ISPs sometimes provides A/V. I'm using Norton's latest Security Suite provided by Comcast (at no charge).

    2. Re:Virus Bulletin comparison chart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a great site that I frequent that does comparisons of Antivirus software (including free versions). Check out their reports and decide from there.

      www.av-comparatives.org/en/comparativesreviews

    3. Re:Virus Bulletin comparison chart by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I'm using Norton's latest Security Suite provided by Comcast (at no charge).

      I would suggest uninstalling Norton and putting MSE or similar on instead, but Norton products are as bad as most malware to remove. I recommend "nuke and pave"; Back up your data, wipe your OS install, and restore to factory / install your OS from OEM media. You will be amazed at the performance increase you see without Norton sucking up your system's resources.

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  56. Re:Linux by spazdor · · Score: 2

    Well, I'm certain your computing needs are identical to everyone else's.

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  57. I really dont want to flame..buttt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read this question and ask your self if this person is really "a reasonably competent CPU". Also, those tags are horrible. Ubuntu? Slow news day huh lol. In lieu of any further trolling. MS Security Essentials. Don't EVER pay for anti virus, unless you are a medium sized business owner. Don't watch too much porn either. I know your a college student. Sometimes we get lonely when the girls are out (hopefully) studying or (worse case) with the other dudes lol. Enjoy your free knowledge and pass it on.

  58. When did slashdot become google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did slashdot become google?

    1. Re:When did slashdot become google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should slashdot that yourself and stop being so lazy.

  59. Re:Winblows, LOL by lengau · · Score: 1

    I agree, but only if OP understands both the positives and negatives of using Linux on a daily basis. Unless you're a gamer, anything you absolutely need Windows for can be done in a virtual machine or under WINE (and many games also run pretty well under WINE). I personally use Linux at home for everything, starting in high school all the way through the completion of my university degree, and I've needed WINE for precisely two things: LTSpice (really, nothing else I've been able to find is anywhere near as good) and a few games.

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  60. Re:Translation: I am a cheapskate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Translation: "Hi I want to do a number of things, but am unwilling to accept the cost and consequences of my choices. How can I avoid responsibility?"

    Translation: I'm a douche.

  61. Microsoft Security Essentials + ComboFix by Dunge · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Security Essentials and if it fail just do a ComboFix pass.

  62. Microsoft Security Essentials by Gitcho · · Score: 2

    not because it's free, and not because I think it's way better - but because it's the least intrusive and annoying AV apps I've used ... I'm OK with no pop ups, task bar balloons, registration reminders or boot-up logos ...

  63. Comodo by na1led · · Score: 1

    Another free AV + Firewall Protection. It's more of a resource hog than MSE, but it really locks down the PC.

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  64. Re:Use a Mac by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

    Agree with everything (including him being a jerk), except for the virus point. Which is not to say that Macs cannot get them (they absolutely can), just that OS X hasn't had any yet that I'm aware of. All of their malware so far has been of the trojan variety, which is the simplest to make and the most difficult to protect against.

  65. Never used one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have actually never used an anti virus of any kind and have never been infected over 20 years. Just don't get freeware from anywhere other than reputable sites. I do run Hijackthis, Spyware blaster, CCleaner, and MalwareBytes from time to time.

  66. Re:Winblows, LOL by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you realize that attitudes like yours and GPs are exactly what turns prospective linux neophytes off, right?

    For an every-day user, Linux has just as many problems as windows. the problems are just completely different. Source: I use both linux and windows every day. typing this on a linux laptop for pete's sake.

    For the OP's concerns, linux very well may be his best option, but telling him that he's been playing in the little kid's sandbox is very nearly as counterproductive as telling him that he's a retard, as GP did.

  67. Re:Winblows, LOL by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the vast majority of people, Linux is a heap of useless trash. It's inconsistent. It has relatively poor hardware compatibility. It has no software compatibility for software that real people care about. There's basically no good reason for the average home user to touch it.

  68. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Windows is the only PC OS with viruses in the wild.

    No, it's not. You're lying or playing on words. Windows is not the only PC OS with threats in the wild at all.

    Whoever modded the AC "troll" should never get mod points; it was insightful (as another moderator noted).

    People who are actually insightful don't need to be covered by other people. They naturally get better ratings over time.

    The comment is scoring 0 at the time of writing, probably because it offers absolutely no content and doesn't even begin to answer the OP's question, which is about finding a free Antivirus for the OS that he uses, Windows.

    In short, the post was modded negatively because it was a shitty comment. No conspiracy here.

  69. Check with your university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many universities have site licenses where students can get AV software for free or significantly reduced prices. Also, if you are using a commercial ISP for internet service, many of them also give away free AV (Comcast, Uverse, etc).

  70. Good news/Bad news by kjs3 · · Score: 2
    I recently did an analysis of the major (and many minor) AV players with respect to detection rates and more importantly to time between when a piece of malware is found and when it is identified by each AV product.

    Good News: The free Microsoft AV (MSE) is basically as good as any product we looked at.
    Bad News: All AV sucks to varying degrees. Noone consistently had both good detection and quick enough signature updates. We see AV as a small piece of overlapping defense.

    At least as important:

    - Relentless patching of everything on your box (look at Secuna PSI for home use).
    - Use a non-admin account for daily computing. Consider using throw-away Windows VMs when visiting potentially dangerous territory.
    - Ad/Flash/Script blockers plugins.
    - Disable Java.

    Things like this probably have as much bang-for-buck as AV.

  71. Lasts longer with virus scanner? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Does it matter what virus scanner you use how long your computer keeps working? Are you one of those people that throw their computer out if it gets a virus or gets too slow to use it? You might want to invest in making backups and learning how to reinstall your computer. Actually speeding up a windows install by cleaning out the registry and dumping old files might be a bit too advanced for the starting user, but at least you can learn how to reinstall a system and put your data back.

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  72. Advert/Shill much? by trancemission · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This place really has gone down hill - 'first time submitter' wants to know what anti-virus to use. Information given:

    I have a Acer laptop and I use SoundCloud.

    Any hint to operating system? No. We will have to assume Windows then. Which is confirmed by the first post within a couple of minutes [where is the frosty piss post?] :

    'Windows: Microsoft Security Essentials, free if you have Microsoft Windows XP or higher, and it does work especially for the technical, not too adventerous link clicker. Gives you that extra layer of protection you seem to want for those 'oh shit' moments.'

    From an AC and modded 5 Informative.

    News for nerds - stuff that matters. I remember them days well.

    Feel free to join me over at hacker news.

    1. Re:Advert/Shill much? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Well, he did ask for the best Antivirus, which automatically implies a Windows user.

      But uh, check out the name: "Paperclipman". Now, where else have I seen a paper clip trying to act human...

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    2. Re:Advert/Shill much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would tend to agree. I'm surprised people aren't checking for hard data here and just going "My AV is best because I've never had a virus!" (hint: bad logic)

      TBH I just think intelligent posters don't particularly care to contribute to this topic.

      Just as an aside. I'm not sure about bias, legitimacy and what not but av-comparitives tested MSE as having a 7% failure rate (as opposed to Avira with 1% and Avast with roughly 2%). It was nearly the worst-performing AV, even compared with a bunch of no-name shit.

    3. Re:Advert/Shill much? by WhiteSpade · · Score: 1

      I have been looking (albeit halfheartedly) for an alternative to Slashdot for quite some time. I know everyone likes to say that the "old days" were indeed the "good ol' days", and then someone counters that the "old days" weren't that good and everyone gives it their +1 Insightful while nodding sagely. But I have been coming to ./ for over 8 years now, and I do feel that the tone is different now. I'm not saying that every article and comment was a platter full of Unicorn meat cooked to perfection on a jelly bean grill, but the overall experience and community was superior to what we have today.

      Aside from the state of comments, the last part of this gentle rant is against the editors. The incredibly poor level of editing has gotten to a point where it is simply insulting. Millions of people visit this site daily. The editors post about 20 summaries that are 1 paragraph long each, and they can't be bothered to proofread it for obvious spelling and grammar mistakes? Moving past basic English skills, there are still the dupes, asinine headlines that end in a question mark, feature links that don't go to the source, and inflammatory headlines written for clicks alone. Headlines and summaries set the tone, and discussion (often) follows that tone. If the editors take their jobs seriously and start writing for an audience of adults rather than appealing to rabid adolescent partisans, then perhaps this site will turn around. Here's hoping. Until then, I will keep searching, and will give Hacker News (as suggested by trancemission) a fair shake.

      ---Alex

    4. Re:Advert/Shill much? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Remember that /. has been taken over by that recruitment company now, so it will only get worse.

      "You liked this story about online privacy? How about a data comms job with the US Government?"

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    5. Re:Advert/Shill much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am also surprised by the reduction in anti-MS fanaticism on this site. Microsoft product recommendations at +5!?

      But, that's a sign of sanity. A question like this used to attract basically one sort of response, which was "If you use Linux you don't need anti-virus", followed by a few more responses along the lines of "I think you'll find it's called GNU+Linux, actually." These responses are of course very unhelpful to a noob. Recommending Microsoft Security Essentials instead is both sane and helpful and shows a wonderful disregard for the fanatical GNU ideology that used to be so prevelant here.

  73. A free anti-virus that isn't MSE... by Howard+Beale · · Score: 2

    Clam AntiVirus - http://www.clamav.net/

    1. Re:A free anti-virus that isn't MSE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second this. If you're not going MSE or have an older or server version of windows or *nix system, Clam is the way to go

    2. Re:A free anti-virus that isn't MSE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this. I guess I'm not one of the pile of paid MSE shills up there.

    3. Re:A free anti-virus that isn't MSE... by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      I've always liked Clam AntiVirus. I really like the email feature. It notifies me via email whenever a computer that I monitor gets infected.

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    4. Re:A free anti-virus that isn't MSE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that it doesn't actually DO anything.

  74. Don't Try This At Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use your roommate's computer!

  75. College student? Check your benefits by PPalmgren · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Granted it was ten years ago, but when I went to UNCC, there was a small selection of software provided by the school under a shared license for free to students. This included, in my case, norton corporate, which was not intrusive and did an admirable job. Might wanna check around and see if you have similar options available. While the best free AV might be MSE for Windows, you might be able to get a paid AV for free.

  76. Re:Winblows, LOL by blippo · · Score: 1

    There are reasons to why Linux is safer, but they are mostly non-technical.

    I think the most important reasons are that the user base is rather small, and the users are more likely to have a clue,
    making it less interesting as a target for virus makers.

    There is absolutely nothing "technical" that prevents a virus or a trojan wiping your files or steal your data. The users
    are just slightly less prone to execute any file they find on the net, and most virus infected executables are not written for Linux..

    And perhaps also that the OS does not ( or did not used to) autostart executables on removable media.

    So, you could argue that the tools and servers are a little bit more bulletproof and perhaps thats true, but the sad truth is probably that a linux box would
    be p0wned in no time at all, if it was used to control a uranium centrifuge...

  77. Re:Winblows, LOL by vettemph · · Score: 1

    I think you and the OP would get along well. :)

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  78. Not AVG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I last asked this question, a lot of people pointed me at AVG, and I hated it with every fiber of my being.
    AVG was far worse than any virus I could ever receive, and removing it proved just as painful.
    As most other have pointed out, MSE works just fine.

  79. I would not recommend it. by Kaptain+Kruton · · Score: 2

    It is free and easy to use. It also seems to be easier on the resources than some other tools. However I have had it miss things that other programs found (and they were NOT false positives). I know of other people that have experienced this problem as well. I recently looked through some antivirus comparisons and MSSE really fell short on a few of those tests. If I remember correctly, one of these tests had MSSE fail to detect about 14%. I would look for other software.

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    1. Re:I would not recommend it. by Tridus · · Score: 1

      That's true of every AV product in existence. None of them catch everything. Other people have seen MSE catch things that the others miss, and in other cases MSE misses stuff the others find.

      The question is always that risk as compared to the cost of the AV. In the case of something like Norton, the AV itself is worse then most viruses for computer usability.

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    2. Re:I would not recommend it. by CityZen · · Score: 2

      Then would this be the relevant XKCD? http://xkcd.com/937/

    3. Re:I would not recommend it. by zugmeister · · Score: 1

      No product is perfect, think of AV as kind of like locking your car. If you have glass windows, that lock won't stop someone who really wants in. I think its strength lies in the fact that it's so unobtrusive. You'll rarely see it turned off because nobody even knows the thing's there in the first place. It doesn't inform you when it's updating or pop up to tell you you're protected and never tries to scare the end user with dire warnings about being unprotected unless they pony up $$$ for a subscription. The best AV in the world isn't worth much when turned off or otherwise disabled. If you want to be thorough, slap MB on there and you'll probably be fine.

  80. Re:Winblows, LOL by bmo · · Score: 1

    The response to "just use Linux" is usually "but... herp, it doesn't run Photoshop or Autocad!"

    http://i.imgur.com/fbld7.png

    On a further note, I finally tried the 3D acceleration under VirtualBox after ignoring it for years. It works fine. Linux for most eveything and virtualization for the handful of legacy software packages you "can't do without."

    A note about installing the 3D accelerated driver: If you are virtualizing Windows FLP, the fastest booting Windows NT driven OS of the 21'st century, you need to edit boot.ini or use msconfig to switch to safe mode, because it boots so fast that spamming the F8 key won't work.

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  81. COMODO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    COMODO Internet Security Premium still seems to be rather free and has always worked for me. Firewall, virus tool, program isolation as needed.

  82. AV-Comparatives.org by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://av-comparatives.org/

    This tests a lot of antivirus and shows you their detection rate, false-positive rate, etc.

    I myself promote Avira Antivir, which is lightweight, does well on AV-Comparatives.org, and is gratis.

    Of course, the best solution is to install Ubuntu; if you choose it, I can give you free support over email.

    And remember: any Windows antivirus (even, to a lesser degree, Ubuntu) will only attenuate the problem. You are _not_ safe just because you have a good antivirus (or run Ubuntu). You _must_ take care: don't go to rogue sites, don't execute untrusted executables, don't use pirated software, etc.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:AV-Comparatives.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      attenuate; I do not think it means what you think it means.

  83. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I big your pardon.

    The reason I switched My parents laptop over to ubuntu was for all the cpu intensive background hogging tasks such
    As spyware anti- virus this antivirus that, spybot this all the bollocks involved in maintaining a windows pc for a couple that have no clue as to how a computer works.It took my mother 2 years to notice she had linux os instead of xp on the laptop. It is only used for browsing and sending email everything that (why waste your time with the bollocks that windows comes with has) minus the viruses!, bsods and just plain crap!.

  84. Avast by lilfields · · Score: 1

    I have used Avast for a number of years now, and it has been good to me. That coupled with Malwarebytes and I use Spybot S&D's blacklisting feature (which Malwarebytes has, but it's a paid feature.) I haven't had a virus in years, not since XP...which I don't know if that says more about Microsoft security improvements (undeniable) or the anti-virus software. Either way.

    1. Re:Avast by lilfields · · Score: 1

      FYI, for Avast it has popups for updates etc, but you can turn them off.

  85. AVG free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been using it for years now and never had an issue with it ever. Only virus Ive had in the last 5 years is because of my own stupidty and taking a gamble on something I downloaded I should have known better about and AVG warned me about.

    Run ccleaner on occasion. Turn on IE's pop up blocker and your good to go. Course couple times a year Ill download and run super anti spyware just for good measure.

  86. Switch to Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Switch to Linux
    -or-
    I would recommend Avast free addition

  87. Another advantage by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Is that it updates itself via Windows update. So should it fail to get a virus database update internally, Windows update will fix it. If there's a new version, Windows update will get it. Very good for people who just don't want to mind after the program.

    That said, I think there are pay for solutions that are better (NOD32 is what I like) but if you want free, it works great.

    1. Re:Another advantage by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Is that it updates itself via Windows update. So should it fail to get a virus database update internally, Windows update will fix it.

      Actually, I believe MSSE only auto-updates via its own, internal mechanism. Virus databases do also show up in Windows Update, but they're always marked "optional," and they will go away once MSSE downloads that update itself. You can choose to apply the updates manually via Windows Update, though.

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    2. Re:Another advantage by Prosthetic_Lips · · Score: 1

      Wait, you have people that actually accept the Windows Updates? Everyone I know just closes the pop-up, and when I show up (virus / malware, or running really slowly) I see "926923798257 updates to install" (yes, I'm exaggerating).

    3. Re:Another advantage by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Wait, you have people that actually accept the Windows Updates? Everyone I know just closes the pop-up, and when I show up (virus / malware, or running really slowly) I see "926923798257 updates to install" (yes, I'm exaggerating).

      Actually, you probably don't have to exaggerate too much on that. On a number of occasions, when rebooting after installing updates I've been greeted by a screen saying something like "Installing update 1 of 12000". First time I saw that I was in shock, but then it only took 30 seconds or so to zip through it all. Not sure what was going on, but I suspect it was checking thousands of registry keys and counted each one as an update for some reason. Thankfully they don't each get their own entry in the update history.

  88. Kaspersky Pricing by Mendy · · Score: 1

    Kaspersky are surprisingly uncompetitive when it comes to selling their own products, including via in-application upgrade 'offers'.

    If you're otherwise happy with the product have a look on Amazon instead. I do this and pay less than £20 for a 3-user licence each year.

    1. Re:Kaspersky Pricing by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      You can get the full internet security for $50 a year.

      I wouldn't call that expensive, especially considering how highly rated it is on the latest av-comparatives results.

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  89. hardware endures malware by tverbeek · · Score: 2

    "...make sure that my recent investment in an Acer laptop will last me a good long while"

    Huh? Please don't tell me that you're one of those people who think that once a computer gets infected with malware that it has to be thrown out. Wipe the hard drive (or replace it if you want to be super-thorough) and reload the OS, apps, and data. Presto: investment salvaged.

    In fact, you might want to do this from time to time even if your computer doesn't get properly infected, because Windows (and to a lesser extent other OSes) build up performance-sucking cruft over time as you use them. I refurb the "retired" laptops before my employer sells them off, and the people who buy their old ones are often surprised at how fast they run after a clean reinstall of Windows.

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    1. Re:hardware endures malware by mrkolin · · Score: 1

      "...make sure that my recent investment in an Acer laptop will last me a good long while"

      Huh? Please don't tell me that you're one of those people who think that once a computer gets infected with malware that it has to be thrown out. Wipe the hard drive (or replace it if you want to be super-thorough) and reload the OS, apps, and data. Presto: investment salvaged.

      In fact, you might want to do this from time to time even if your computer doesn't get properly infected, because Windows (and to a lesser extent other OSes) build up performance-sucking cruft over time as you use them. I refurb the "retired" laptops before my employer sells them off, and the people who buy their old ones are often surprised at how fast they run after a clean reinstall of Windows.

      "...make sure that my recent investment in an Acer laptop will last me a good long while"

      Huh? Please don't tell me that you're one of those people who think that once a computer gets infected with malware that it has to be thrown out. Wipe the hard drive (or replace it if you want to be super-thorough) and reload the OS, apps, and data. Presto: investment salvaged.

      In fact, you might want to do this from time to time even if your computer doesn't get properly infected, because Windows (and to a lesser extent other OSes) build up performance-sucking cruft over time as you use them. I refurb the "retired" laptops before my employer sells them off, and the people who buy their old ones are often surprised at how fast they run after a clean reinstall of Windows.

      make sure that my recent investment in an Acer laptop will last me a good long while http://dogovietmy.vn/

  90. Re:Linux by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

    No, it wasn't insightful. It was a one word post, had absolutely nothing to do with the original question, and was posted just as a general freebie troll / flamebait post ( hence the AC ).

    While ideally you would run Linux if you are worried about security ( and EVERYONE, no matter what OS they use should be ) since it is generally more secure than Windows has proven itself in the past ( W7 is 1000x better than ME/2K/XP and you can't even compare 3.1/95/98 to it ) Linux sometimes just plain doesn't work out yet.

    One example right now it WIFI on my campus. I have been messing around for over a week and a half trying to get PEAP to work with my adapter, I finally found out today after getting a ton of logging done that it SEEMS like my wireless driver (Ath9k) for some reason doesn't support the PEAP keys... on kernel 3.1 through 3.6RC6 at the very least. Win7 and Macs have no problems connecting. Guess what I have to use if I want internet access through WIFI and not USB tethering to my phone? I wish I could get this laptop connected, I like KDE BasKet a lot better than Evernote, even though both are quite usable. That and I'm more comfortable in Debian, I've been using it for years on my server and laptops and all but one of my desktop PCs.

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  91. Slashdot is missing something by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where is my mycleanpc spam?

    1. Re:Slashdot is missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a template that you can use to create your own spam:
      [insert text about poor, deteriorating non-tech issue here]
      [insert suggestion from a friend to try cleanmypc here]
      [insert text about how it saves the day and completely fixes said non-tech issue here]

      \o/

    2. Re:Slashdot is missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I came here for this! :)

    3. Re:Slashdot is missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 years ago I had no life. The wife had left me. The dog had gone to live on a farm with someone nice. Hookers wouldn't pass the time of day with me. The local kids were playing soccer on my lawn. I didn't have a pot to piss in.

      I was a useless bag of shit.

      Then, one day, whilst looking through a trash can I found a crusty slice of bread, and inside that crusty slice of bread was a DVD. I had found CleanMyPC!

      Since that day my life has been different. No longer do I perform hand shandies for crack. No longer do I fish coins out of public toilets. I am a new man thanks to CleanMyPC.

      CleanMyPC.

  92. Best AV suite ever by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    Linux. Kidding. I'm surprised no one chimed up with that "solution" yet. Actually, MSE is going to be your best value. I used Avira for years until just in the last few they started hammering me with popups. But seriously. I'm a linux guy, only use windows when I have to. I just don't worry about virii on Linux.

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    1. Re:Best AV suite ever by renegade600 · · Score: 1

      Linux has been mentioned - several times then was moderated as troll or off topic. Since it a college student, they will most likely need windows - depending on the classes so linux may not be an option.

      I use mse and malwarebytes for all my security needs on my windows computers. In addition I use housecall for a second opinion. The biggie about mse is once you install, you can forget it. As you go about searching for a free antivirus, be sure to check their features. I have used most of them at one time or another. Watch out for the following issues.

      1. only allowed to install on one computer in a household
      2. popups wanting to sell the paid version
      3. ads in general
      4. have to manually update or scan
      5. heavy resource usage - especially on older computers

      That said, when paying bills online or doing anything that could lead me into areas that could bring about malware, I will boot to linux.

  93. Preventing drive-bys... by klek · · Score: 2

    While clearly not an anti-malware program.... run Firefox with No-Script and let it block all links on any given webpage, with you allowing or temporarily allowing specific sites on an as-needed basis. This should prevent cross-site scripting attacks. Free, easy to manage, etc. But yes, you also want MSE or another active anti-malware program in addition to this.

  94. You want a browser in a VM by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Get a Linux VM and install the latest version of Firefox/Chrome on it. Then back up the image.

    Every time you want to use the net, run the VM and browse through that. It's called a Browser Appliance.

    Bonuses: Most malware doesn't target Linux. Even if it did, your host OS is Windows. And if you restore the VM snapshot every time you shut it down, even if you did get hacked it will be gone without interfering with the rest of the computer.

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    1. Re:You want a browser in a VM by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      I download a few dozen files a day from the internet via my browser, which opens an attack vector since I need to get those files to my host system as seamlessly as possible. This means I need to run an AV, which in turn means the whole VM is pretty much a waste of resources. A simple antivirus paired with adblock and if you can stand it flashblock and noscript will be pretty much as safe as a VM, with none of the huge usability impact.

    2. Re:You want a browser in a VM by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      What huge usability impact? You can copy and paste files directly to and from your VM. You're already running AV software on the host OS, right? Scan the files after copying them over; this is safe unless you can launch your exploit by the mere act of copying the file.

      Besides, the main reason to use a browser appliance isn't that it's safer to download files - it's just as dangerous as using a browser running on the host OS - but that a web page loaded by the browser inside the VM can't compromise your host OS. It's easy for me to decide whether or not I want to run some file that I downloaded - it's much harder for me to stop a hijacked ad server from dropping an exploit through some Adobe Flash 0-day.

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    3. Re:You want a browser in a VM by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Well, unless you can get your browser in a VM to run at the same resource requirements or lower as the standalone browser, there's a usability impact for anyone that ever opens enough tabs or uses enough addons or have a slow enough computer that they bump into the resource ceiling on regular use. That's strike one - while a lot of people run vastly overpowered hardware for regular browsing, even a lot of those have a secondary machine, say a travel laptop, that is not overpowered enough to manage this without stuttering.

      Strike two is how long it takes to boot up. The increased system requirements means that on any but the most powerful machines it becomes unrealistic to have the browser "just open" all the time, unless of course you constantly use it - at which point you'll probably bump into strike one again. So booting the program comes into play, and I've yet to see a vm that can fire up from cold as fast as my browser, even if my browser on some of my older machines does indeed take a while - a vm still takes longer. Oh, but you can let the virtual machine suspend, right? Yeah, then you put your content of virtual ram on the harddrive, which is a resource hog.

      Strike three is that it's not actually solving the problem the guy asked for. He wanted an anti-virus, and as you so clearly express this has to be used in conjunction with an antivirus product anyway. Not to mention that like I said adblock/noscript/flashblock would protect you just as well from some random adobe flash 0-day exploit, and even if they are not as 100% effective, they catch the vast majority of what is already a very rare occurrence if you don't surf the seedy backalley parts of the net.

      Also, copying and pasting is NOT seamless, it requires the extra step of saving to virtual disk, then copying the file out. I'm aware it can be solved with a shared network drive and so on, but this does open a potential attack vector. So you still have to make the tradeoff - make the system more usable, or keep it safe. Which points back to the usability impact, that is as I've put it wasted given the small benefit on safety compared to simpler tools.

      Now if you want privacy, a vm is a better choice; running a torified system of some sort, tails or liberté linux for instance. But for virus protection it's just way too much effort for too little good.

  95. Comcast by effigiate · · Score: 1

    If you have Comcast as you ISP, they offer Norton as a freebie. I used to stay far away from Norton because it was a resource hog and was constantly annoying, but I find the newest version actually pretty good.

  96. Re:Winblows, LOL by Loosifur · · Score: 3

    I disagree, but I'm much closer to your opinion than the two hopeless fanboys that posted earlier.

    Full disclosure, I use Linux in a professional environment. We use it to run wifi hardware, and in LAMP configurations for websites. Personally, I have used Linux off and on for the past six years, and Windows since it existed.

    For the combination of low resource overhead and stability, Linux (CentOS in our case) beat Windows hands-down for the hardware that we sell to clients. We need something that will act as a router, bridge, or access point, so we need it to stay up and running for as long as possible. We don't upgrade hardware often, so as long as it works when it's installed it'll probably be fine, and we don't need to update the OS for the same reason.

    In all other regards, Linux has been at best something that we can work around, and at worst a hindrance.

    In 2012, being limited to a command line is archaic and counter-productive, so a user should be able to accomplish most if not all tasks from within a GUI. We can argue about command line interfaces and how 1337sauce they are all day, but the fact that all serious OSs on the market, including Linux, incorporate GUIs tends to indicate that moving away from command lines considered a good move by people that design and develop operating systems. It might be faster for people who are used to it to live in the command line, but the overwhelming majority of users want GUIs that provide all the functionality they need, and people who are in the business of making operating systems respond to this. And, overall, if the GUI is well-designed, it's generally more efficient than the command line. My opinion, yes, but I'll argue it all day.

    Any security gains in Linux (and there certainly are) are mitigated by the obscurity of the system itself. Yes, you can batten down a Linux installation to a level of security you don't see with MS if you know what you're doing. The problem is that you have to have a high level of comfort and expertise with the OS to see these benefits; you can realize at least base-line security on a Windows machine without having to know anything about IPTABLES. It's like the classic martial arts dilemma: Chinese boxing might be superior to all other martial arts, but it takes decades to achieve mastery; a student of Krav Maga or jujitsu can become competent in a few years.

    At our office I and another person write the documentation. With Open Office, we ran into formatting issues that, frankly, made it impossible to produce a professional-looking document. Even the person who'd been doing the documentation before, who is a self-described "Linux guy", admitted that he'd reached the limits of what could be done with OOo, and recommended I use Wine to install Office. This required that I switch distros, because CentOS doesn't support the latest version of Wine, which was required to install Office 2010 (a copy of which had already been purchased for a previous employee). Admittedly, the alternative was to install some flavor of Windows on a VM, but that would've required buying a license; I work at a very small company where cost is always an issue. Eventually, after some tweaking, I got Wine to install Office and launch it reliably, although there are stability issues.

    As a gamer, too, I can speak to Wine and Linux in home applications. Yes, some games run under Wine. Certainly not all, and not even most. Also, big releases, especially multiplayer games, remain the province of Windows. It's changing, slowly, and Steam going to Linux is a promising development, but a PC running Windows remains the best platform for gaming. And, sure, you can run a VM, but then you're adding to hardware requirements that new releases already stretch on most PCs.

    I know it's sort of de rigeur to hate Windows if you like Linux, but it's not the 1990s. Linux has come a long way, especially Ubuntu, and I think the argument can be made that some distros are no longer "hobbyist" OSs, but Windows remains the authoritative PC operat

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  97. AVG is the Psycho Roommate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AVG is like having a roommate that was really cool for a long time, never left a mess or blared his speakers during late hours, then suddenly had a mental breakdown and started freaking out at every little thing.

  98. Re:Comodo Security Suite Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely try Comodo along with MSE. They do not conflict and Comodo offers an excellent free security suite, firewall, AV and also a hardened version of Chrome called Dragon. The 0-day threat is vastly overheated, you are more likely to have your browser infected by visiting a harmless web page that had a vulnerability and was turned into an attack vector. Then install Adblocker in Firefox and Ghostery in Chrome. Finally, give up Google and search on Duckduckgo.com: They don't track your IP.

  99. MSE is good enough by Vince6791 · · Score: 1

    I would actually stay away from AVG and AVAST. I had viruses go past AVG and AVAST undetected. AVAST has the same detection rate but it does cause OS hangs and sometimes BSOD's, well in the past it did on windows xp, vista, 7. Right now, I'm using Kaspersky which has a good detection rate but it's so damn expensive, but for some reason it caused my windows 7 to schedule chkdsk(hard drive is fine) on every boot, removing this from the scheduler did not stop it so I had to reinstall the whole OS and now no issues with Kaspersky(new update fix) installed. Microsoft's own MSE is not that bad and i think it's better than avg and avast.

    For windows 7 and windows 8, with MSE, avoid porn sites, don't download things you don't know about, and logging in as a limited user after installing whatever apps as an administrator, should sufficient enough to avoid viruses. Or just go for Linux if you are just surfing the web, playing music or movies on your machine.

  100. Re:Linux by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    I've got all the common software I need on my Linux machines. I haven't even had machines with other OSs for at least 8 years.

    I've got all the common software I need on my Windows machine. I haven't even had machines with other OSs for at least 8 years. Anecdote annihilation!

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  101. Windows Security Oxymoron Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you must use windows as your primary OS, (which for security even fully patched is a joke) please do not use Internet Explorer. Use Chrome. Second I would recommend Avast while turning off the auto sandbox feature. Then I would download and install Malwarebytes Anti-Malware and pay for the professional version. Those two together are very good.

  102. Linux + Virtualbox by StormReaver · · Score: 2

    For my business clients that have to use Windows, I've had good experiences with installing Linux on the machine, then installing Virtualbox, then installing Windows within Virtualbox. When (not if) Windows gets a virus, I have them roll back to the last good snapshot. The virus goes away when the rollback occurs.

    This won't work if you want to play games, of course. But for pure business use, it's been successful.

  103. +1 for AVAST by cod3r_ · · Score: 2

    I'm sure others have said it. Probably just spam to this discussion but it's a great anti virus.

  104. Re:Winblows, LOL by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2

    "Facts" mentioned in parent post are five-plus years out of date.

    Talking about Linux versus Windows is pretty much like talking about aircraft versus Chevrolet sedans. There are as many variants of Linux as there are different kinds of aircraft, so there are not many generalized comparisons that can be made between all of them and Windows. Just like it is hard to find a general comparison between Chevies and (fighter jets/helicopters/bush planes/cargo planes).

    Of the several Linux distros that are directly comparable with Windows in the college student setting, Ubuntu is probably the best known. It is more secure than Windows, easier to administer than Windows, recognizes most peripherals, and is just generally better than Windows all the way around. One caveat is that its current default desktop environment (DE) is Unity, which is still having some teething problems. However unlike Windows, it is possible to change the DE quite easily. There is a Gnome or KDE variant for every user's work style.

    The most important thing about Ubuntu, though, is that there are now Ubuntu communities in every college setting. The new user will have no trouble finding someone to help them set up their machine for the stuff they want to do. This is very different from the Windows model, where there most common form of "expertise" is the salesperson who knows just which $125 software package will do exactly what you want, and by the way, did you know that if you buy this $300 foot pedal and steering yoke peripheral you can drive quickly through all your spreadsheet chores?

    I just thought of one way in which aircraft can be compared with Chevies. Aircraft are generally well built with hundreds of different experts examining each piece to make sure they all work properly together. Chevies? Not so much. Same thing between Linux distros and Windows.

    Of course if the important thing is playing games rather than the studies, then certainly Windows is the way to go.

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  105. Here's to synecdoche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Admittedly, synecdoche is a fairly advanced topic, but there's no reason to be *rudely* ignorant. It's synecdoche, after all, not unperceived redundancy (PIN number, etc.)

  106. Malwarebytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been very pleased with Malwarebytes (http://www.malwarebytes.org/) on my Windows machines, having never had an infection..

    1. Re:Malwarebytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  107. I would feel guilty to adblock by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

    One of the primary causes of malware is drive-by intrusion via compromised or unmaintained ad servers. Instead of worrying about free antivirus (which by definition rarely catches real 0-day threats), I'd get an ad blocker, or a utility like the paid version of Malwarebytes which blocks malicious website IPs.
    Block the IPs and what spits out the malware, don't bother playing whack-a-mole against the latest polymorphic stuff.

    I find it wrong to freeload on sites that cost time and money to maintain. So I don't adblock. I do run Ubuntu, Firefox and Noscript though. Do you think I'm safe?

    Here are the domains in my noscript whitelist (minus some personal domains that I omitted for privacy)

    [had to put two domains per line because of Slashdot filter]
    2mdn.net addthis.com
    amazonaws.com
    amung.us chartbeat.com
    cloudfront.net disqus.com
    doubleclick.net fbcdn.net
    firstdata.com firstdata.lv
    flashgot.net
    fsdn.com fyre.co
    gmodules.com google-analytics.com
    google.com google.com.br
    googleapis.com googlecode.com
    googletagservices.com googleusercontent.com
    googlezeitgeist.com gravatar.com
    gstatic.com identi.ca
    informaction.com jqueryui.com
    livefyre.com maone.net
    mywot.com mywot.net
    passport.com passport.net
    passportimages.com paypal.com
    paypalobjects.com persona.org
    pinterest.com polldaddy.com
    rating-widget.com securecode.com
    securesuite.net sharethis.com
    siteadvisor.com sitemeter.com
    slashdot.org statcounter.com
    status.net stumbleupon.com
    topsy.com ubuntu.com
    vimeo.com vimeocdn.com
    w3techs.com wikimedia.org
    wikipedia.org wlxrs.com
    wmtips.com wordpress.com
    yahoo.com yahooapis.com
    yimg.com youtube-nocookie.com
    youtube.com ytimg.com
    about:blank about:startpage
    [UNTRUSTED]
    ad4game.com atdmt.com
    klout.com quantserve.com

    By the way, is there some known-good whitelist I can download?

  108. Consumer Reports by Beorytis · · Score: 1

    Since I have an online subscription to Consumer Reports, I always look at their security software ratings when they get revised. It may not be a "tech" resource, but for a family desktop or laptop, it's not a bad place to look. It's also independent of advertiser influence. In their reviews over the years, there have usually been several free products that rate higher than paid products. I do notice however that year-to-year, they shift around a lot in ranking.

    1. Re:Consumer Reports by sbcc · · Score: 1

      Buying a refrigerator? Great, look at Consumer Reports. For antivirus? No. CR is not credible in this area Their testing methodology is flawed. As are most "professional" reviews by ZDnet, PCMag, CNet and the like. Likewise, never trust YouTube reviews from virus collectors or hobbyists. Look at AV-Comparatives, RAP, ShadowServer, MRG.

    2. Re:Consumer Reports by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      CR is not credible in this area Their testing methodology is flawed.

      And yet for free AV products, they came up with essentially the same recommendations that the /. community did.

    3. Re:Consumer Reports by sbcc · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see. Because the /. community are experts in antivirus testing and efficacy. Just go with the crowd and CR. Good plan.

      Do some research, please. Check the sites I mentioned above. Look at the data sets and methodology.

  109. Noscript by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

    I use Noscript (and Ubuntu) too, but I wonder if it is worth it.

    Anyway, is there a known-good whitelist I can download?

    1. Re:Noscript by snemarch · · Score: 1

      It's a bit bothersome indeed, and you risk ending up whitelisting too much on some sites, as it can be slightly difficult figuring out exactly what you need to whitelist - but IMHO it's worth it. And even if you whitelist a bit too much on a site you're purposely trying to get working, you'll probably still be blocking eventual drive-by nasties on other sites.

      AdBlockPlus wasn't just mentioned for convenience, btw, but because compromised banner servers is an ideal way to deliver malware - if a legitimate banner server is compromised, serving ads on a site you've got whitelisted... :-)

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  110. Avira by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avira free edition is pretty highly rated.

    AVG is trash. MSE is well-rated, but not as high as Avira.

  111. home vs. business use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MSE has licensing issues for business use (limited number of installs)... no server usage either, IIRC. :-(

  112. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The response to "just use Linux" is usually "but... herp, it doesn't run Photoshop or Autocad!"

    And the response to that is to just use TuxPaint and GIMP.

    But getting those MP3s to play is a bit of a drag...

  113. How about this: no antivirus by InsectOverlord · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't mean "use Linux", which has already been suggested a number of times, predictably. I mean no antivirus installed whatsoever, and do the following:

    - Before you run any binaries and otherwise infectable files you download, run them through an online antivirus (e.g. ESET).

    - In Explorer, don't generate thumbnails.

    - services.msc and disable everything you don't need

    - Run a firewall. Even a basic one will do.

    - Don't use IE or Outlook.

    That's how I roll, and I know for a fact I haven't had a virus for about a decade. I'm absolutely positive the machine isn't in a botnet or anything of that sort because I regularly monitor my traffic in the router. If I had a virus I almost certainly wouldn't be able to browse to ESET online or any other antivirus site. Finally ESET online also scans the RAM.

    1. Re:How about this: no antivirus by Inda · · Score: 1

      I did that for years. Never caught a virus, malware or any type of shitware.

      But today, the attack vectors are Flash and Adobe PDF Reader, not Outlook and IE. You missed those two applications you've missed off your list. Any others missing that we do;t know about?

      10 years ago I surfed naked. These days the risks are too strong, what with doing so many transactions online (almost all of them).

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    2. Re:How about this: no antivirus by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      That's great for you, but this guy called his computer the CPU. Asking to check the traffic at the router would result in him going to get his Tomtom from the car.

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    3. Re:How about this: no antivirus by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

      Damn! Made me snort coffee onto my shirt!

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    4. Re:How about this: no antivirus by InsectOverlord · · Score: 1

      That list could be more comprehensive, fair enough. Indeed it's good practice to run PDF/Flash only when necessary. And of course any necessary services must be carefully configured - e.g. old SQL Server installations come to mind, where the default administrative account was "sa" with a blank password.

  114. Re:Winblows, LOL by cyber-vandal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Facts mentioned in this post are 5 years in the future because the Linux experience you describe does not exist. Easier to administer than Windows. Fuck off. "It is possible to change the DE easily". Fuck off. I've been waiting 3 hours for lubuntu-desktop to install dozens of unnecessary packages for me and now it's failed and refuses to give me LXDE. That's not a five years in the past out of date blah di blah di fanboi. That's just happened. Right this second. Linux has been going backwards for ages. It used to be really lean and reliable. Now it's festooned with pointless bloat that is poorly tested and annoyingly slow and unreliable. If they wanted to duplicate the Vista experience they've done it. Otherwise you are pretending that you didn't have to dick about with the damn thing for ages to get to a level of functionality that is out of the box on Windows 7 or Mac OS.

  115. copentent user huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    >competent user
    >buys an Acer
    >calls a computer a CPU

    nope.avi

  116. Change your OS by Cute+and+Cuddly · · Score: 0

    Install Linux

  117. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > If you are smart, it will feel very natural

    No it wont. Of course, I don't think much to do with computers is very natural. Its natural for me, but, I still remember when it wasn't. I remember when man pages were intimidating, and neither vi nor emacs made any sense (emacs still doesn't...yah I went there).

    Its all very powerful, and if you stick with it, it will become second nature. You will learn to think in terms of the shell, and will be able to bring its tools to bear on problems large and small.

    However, setting the expectation that smart people just get it is so not true.

    Honestly, I know how Christians feel when they pity people who don't know Jesus' love.... because that's how I feel about people who never leave the gui... or just play facebook games. I can't help but notice the power of the tools they have before them, compared to what they do with them.

  118. I would feel gulty to adblock by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1
    1. Re:I would feel gulty to adblock by snemarch · · Score: 1

      A decent point, I guess. I'd still go with AdBlockPlus, though, but whitelisting the sites that are worth it - even though you don't get "full protection", at least it helps reducing the risk of random drive-bys on random sites. And as long as you don't have flash, java or the pdf plugin, you're a long way towards safety.

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    2. Re:I would feel gulty to adblock by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

      And as long as you don't have flash, java or the pdf plugin, you're a long way towards safety.

      I leave the flash plugin disabled, and only enable it for youtube videos that don't work with HTML5 (unless I use youtube-dl).
      I never used PDF plugins; I think it is much better to open PDF files with a dedicated viewer (in my case, evince).
      I recently disabled Java because of the 0day shenanigans and I only enable it for one (trusted) site that needs it.

      By the way, I have realized that I care a lot about computer security, but sometimes I do dangerous things like crossing a street without paying enough attention... If I go on like this, some day I will get killed, but my computers will be clean. O.o

    3. Re:I would feel gulty to adblock by geminidomino · · Score: 1
  119. ClamWIN FOSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use ClamWin. It gives me that warm fuzzy feeling but doesn't slow anything down, and I secretly suspect it doesnt actually do anything...

    http://www.clamwin.com/

  120. TT Livescan by idbeholda · · Score: 1

    I've been working on this beast since around 2002.

    http://www.tot-ltd.org/

    http://www.tot-ltd.org/TT-Livescan-2011.rar

    Technical information - http://www.tot-ltd.org/techinf.html

    As a side note, you will need to manually install the dependencies if you're running Vista or 7. Run the command prompt as an administrator, then use regsvr32 as you normally would to register the .ocx files. As I have the free time, I'm currently working on a newer version that a lot more streamlined. Once it's done, TT Livescan should consume about half as many resources as it currently does, and run about 20%-25% faster. Also keep in mind that an internet connection of some kind is required in order to use TT Livescan.

  121. ClamAV for linux by detain · · Score: 1

    ClamAV seems to be pretty good and very versatile. Its very flexible and can be used in a variety of deployments.

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  122. MOD PARENT UP TO OFFSET ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent is not unacceptably offtopic. Parent is a decent comment. Please someone mod it underrated to offset the "offtopic" mod.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP TO OFFSET ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done

  123. Not with avast on Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It also removes the irritating ad-ware that Avast and AVG are pushing out lately

    Not with Avast! on Snow Leopard. Every 30 days, they ask me to register, but I simply delete all related program files after uninstalling, and reinstall it.

    I've actually nearly got it in bash script form.

    1. Re:Not with avast on Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been using avast on Windows for years and have never seen any kind of advertising or nagware. If this is something that they added recently, it might be because I always have it running in silent/gaming mode.

      IMO, avast is the best free AV software around. It stays out of the way, doesn't harm performance and only requires a free registration once per year.

  124. Re:Winblows, LOL by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    1. What was the last distribution you used? slackware 3.1?
    2. define 'real people.' The people who use other operating systems are no less real, except maybe to microsoft's and apple's bottom lines.
    3. why not? the average home user uses facebook, youtube, and plays some music/videos and that's about it, right? Virtually any os can handle that. Linux does just as good a job as any.

  125. All are as good at viruses by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    The antivirus researchers all talk to each other (and despise their marketing departments), so the actual quality of virus-checking is about the same between all antiviruses. So the difference is entirely in how much it annoys you.

    I generally put ClamWin on Windows boxes I have the misfortune to have to set up.

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  126. MOD Parent Up! by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 1

    This! Windows is pretty solid if you do want all Linux, Unix and Mac users do - Don't freaking run as Administrator/Root.

    If you have an app that needs admin permission, right-click/properties and set it to run with your admin account. Heck, Win 7 will even tell you it needs an admin account and show you a list to choose from.

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  127. Kaspersky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The renewal fees for any of the major paid antivirus programs are always rather expensive.

    If you're open to sticking to a low-cost paid version (one of the Internet Security packages, not just a basic AV), I've found that it is always better to get the next year's version on sale and install that when your one-year subscription runs out. Or, the previous year's and then use the license key from the install CD's sticker on the new version as a download from the manufacturer's site.

    Did that for years with Trend Micro and now with Kaspersky and it has worked fine.

  128. CPU user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not a CPU user. You're a PC user. Only the advanced that highly use their PC's actually modify the CPU as well.

  129. MSSE by Trogre · · Score: 1

    If you wish to continue with Windows, then I fully recommend Microsoft Security Essentials. It's free for individuals and small companies running XP upwards, and perhaps more importantly doesn't seem to bog things down nearly as much as Norton or McAfee, while remaining just as effective.

    Remember, I said IF.

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  130. My AV Choice in order from best to worst. by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

    Windows:
    1) MSE
    2) Avira (has Ads)
    3) Avast (also has ads)
    4) AVG (not as bad ads as 2 or 3, but protection not as good)
    5) ClamAV

    Mac:
    1) Sophos for Mac
    2) Avast
    3) Clam-AV

    Linux:
    1) Avast
    2) AVG
    3) Clam-AV

  131. Irony abounds "We have the technology..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Block the IPs and what spits out the malware, don't bother playing whack-a-mole against the latest polymorphic stuff." - by mlts (1038732) * on Monday September 24, @03:40PM (#41441503)

    The IP part you yourself can do in the firewall that comes with the OS or a free 3rd party one, but the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY (of what botnet herders & malware makers use)?

    Host-Domain names...

    * I am talking, and by FAR, & in like a 9/10 ratio!

    (Yes - I am speaking from experience here, decades of it in fact, per the app below's creation & understanding + using/viewing/editing the data for that timeframe noted - decades).

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    "I'd get an ad blocker, or a utility like the paid version of Malwarebytes which blocks malicious website IPs." - by mlts (1038732) * on Monday September 24, @03:40PM (#41441503)

    Here's one, & it's absolutely FREE, no cost, nags, timeouts, or crippled features (& funniest part is, a division of Malwarebytes hosts it for me...):

    IF you don't want to be tracked, & to get your speed/bandwidth back you paid for (as well as electricity, CPU cycles, RAM, & other forms of I/O as well), better "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth", reliability (vs. DNS poisoning redirection OR being "downed"), & even anonymity (to an extent vs. DNS request logs) + being able to "blow by" what you may feel are unjust blocks (in DNSBL's) & more...

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    APK Hosts File Engine 5.0++ 32-bit & 64-bit:

    http://start64.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5851:apk-hosts-file-engine-64bit-version&catid=26:64bit-security-software&Itemid=74

    ---

    Custom hosts files gain me the following benefits (A short summary of where custom hosts files can be extremely useful):

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    1.) Blocking out malware/malscripted sites

    2.) Blocking out Known sites-servers/hosts-domains that are known to serve up malware

    3.) Blocking out Bogus DNS servers malware makers use

    4.) Blocking out Botnet C&C servers

    5.) Blocking out Bogus adbanners that are full of malicious script content

    6.) Getting you back speed/bandwidth you paid for by blocking out adbanners + hardcoding in your favorite sites (faster than remote DNS server resolution)

    7.) Added reliability (vs. downed or misdirect/poisoned DNS servers).

    8.) Added "anonymity" (to an extent, vs. DNS request logs)

    9.) The ability to bypass DNSBL's (DNS block lists you may not agree with).

    10.) Blocking out TRACKERS

    11.) More screen "real estate" (since no more adbanners appear onscreen eating up CPU, Memory, & other forms of I/O too - bonus!)

    12.) Truly UNIVERSAL PROTECTION (since any OS, even on smartphones, usually has a BSD drived IP stack).

    13.) Faster & MORE EFFICIENT operation vs. browser plugins (which "layer on" ontop of Ring 3/RPL 3/usermode browsers - whereas the hosts file operates @ the Ring 0/RPL 0/Kernelmode of operation (far faster) as a filter for the IP stack itself...)

    14.) Custom hosts files work on ANY & ALL webbound apps (browser plugins do not).

    15.) Custom hosts files offer a better, faster, more efficient way, & safer way to surf the web & are COMPLETELY controlled by the end-user of them.

    ---

    * There you go... & above all else IF you choose to try it for the enumerated list of benefits I extolled above?

    Enjoy the program!

    APK

    P.S.=> Of course, THIS is NOT going to "go well" with 3 types of people out there online, profiting by advertising & nefarious exploits + more @ YOUR expense as the consumer:

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    A.) Malware makers & the like (botnet masters, etc./et al)

    B

  132. CPU user, you say? by kkaos · · Score: 1

    But are you a nice CPU user?

  133. CPU User? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wtf is a CPU user?
    Haha, I have never felt the need to comment on Slashsdot, until now.

  134. Re:Very Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your not using Windows Ultimate then upgrade too Ultimate, and ditch the AV-software. When using Ultimate you can configure your systems as you please. And for those people who are not using Ultimate try opening a command line, and run the following command "gpedit".

  135. Re:Winblows, LOL by Vince6791 · · Score: 1

    I was able to run Call of duty 4 modern warfare 1 in wine in ubuntu 12.10 and the only issue was that it was too slow even on a phenom iix6@2700, but i think its the ati radeon 6850 proprietary drivers. I ran it successful in the past at full speed but using an old geforce 9800gt, 512mb ram, 256-bit bus width. I'm gonna buy an nvidia card since they run a lot better in linux.

  136. MSE? Doesn't work well in my experience! by citylivin · · Score: 1

    MSE? have you ever done any back to back trials?

    I used to recommend MSE, however after it not finding something when I KNEW there was a virus, only avira was able to find it and remove it.

    Ever since then, I have swore by avira. However you do have to jump through hoops to get it working though, such as having to blacklist avnotify.exe in secpol so you don't see avira ads. Annoying, and why it makes it difficult to recomend to anyone who is not comfortable with editing windows security policies.

    This is a very interesting topic to me as well and I am somewhat saddened to see everyone recommending MSE which hasn't seemed to work well after the initial few months when it was released.

    I now wonder how many people with MSE just think they are secure, because yes it is very unobtrusive. However after finding several other viruses which MSE did not detect over the last year, avira was the only one to find them all. I do several virus uninstalls a month, mostly from employees home systems. Many have MSE installed.

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  137. Re:Winblows, LOL by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    1. Windows forces people to the command line all the time, it's just that when that happens, the user in question already has a tech working on his machine. At least linux has a decent command line environment. Windows' is a mess. In 2012, both CLI and GUI have a place, and for common tasks, kde/gnome (not 3), xfce, and possibly others offer what is needed.

    2. The security of linux (and other unix derivatives) is the user process separation from root coupled with a sane security model that is relatively easy to understand. Windows comes from an era when security was not a concern. It was bolted on later on NT, but because most user code expected to have full access to resources, the defaults were broken for the sake of compatibility, and the resulting convoluted system requires a well trained pro (or elite hax0r) to batten down. Even that is questionable. Windows is the ultimate example of spaghetti code making security at that level impossible. now, there are some linux distributions heading down this path and it is not a good thing, but at least it is still possible to get a sane environment with lesser known distros.

    3. define 'professional.' alarms go off when someone trots out that word because it's a cop out. 'Obviously' whatever the person's doing is 'professional' because he is 'obviously' a 'professional' and so therefore the software must be at fault. While the software may not suit the need, saying that this makes it 'unprofessional' in your 'professional' opinion is a fallacy. There are plenty of instances where ms office falls flat too. Is that software now not 'professional'?

    4. Games are an area where I can agree with you, though the platform has great technical potential. During the quake years, gaming on linux often got me much better, more consistent performance than on windows. However, wine is not and will not be a solution until someone writes a d3d backend for it that targets nvidia/ati with reasonable performance.

    5. 'good' is a subjective term. For some, windows truly is better, for most it's just a default and what they do can be done on anything. For others, linux is a much better path.

  138. Google safe browsing diagnostic page by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

    I was auditing my Noscript whitelist. For every domain in the whitelist, I checked the Noscript page on it - such as http://noscript.net/about/test.com;test.com.

    I am puzzled by the Google Safe Browsing Diagnostic results. It yields worrying results for a lot of domains that are listed as safe by all the other tools.
    For example, see http://www.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=gmodules.com

    What am I supposed to do? It seems that every other domain (including important domains like gmodules.com) has acted as an intermediary resulting in further distribution of malware! Should I block them all (excluding some very essential ones)?

    1. Re:Google safe browsing diagnostic page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a reason why ad servers are one of the primary causes of malware infections, if not #1.

      Block those guys and block the crappy add-ons, and your computer will be OK. If you really want the flash ads, grab your iPad, or make a virtual machine that runs the Web browser as a locked down user, and roll back the VM when done.

  139. Malwarebytes by flabricorny · · Score: 1

    Now I know you asked for Anti-virus, and for that, I recommend Avast! Free anti-virus. Windows Defender, or Security Essentials is fine if you're pretty damn careful with your downloads, Now along with Avast, Malwarebytes is the BEST and I mean ranked THE most reliable and up to date anti-malware software available, and it's on CNET as well as their website, which I think links to cnet... I would just go here: http://www.malwarebytes.org/

  140. Don't put all your eggs in one basket by DodgeRules · · Score: 1

    I use multiple programs on my PCs as not every program will detect everything. I currently use Microsoft Security Essentials, SpyBot Search and Destroy, and the free AVG antivirus. The 3 of these run continuously and can be configured to auto update. I don't usually see much of a hit in CPU usage as I have MSE and AVG set for different scheduled scan times and updates.

    A couple of times a month, depending on my Internet usage, I will also run the free versions of SuperAntiSpyware and Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware. As stated in previous comments, a few of these will detect keygens as malware. I usually set all of these programs to ask me what I want to do with detected files.

    As with any new antivirus program you install, take the time to immediately update and run a full scan.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Don't put all your eggs in one basket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i must say i dont put all my eggs in one basket, but i also don't like to have too many head chefs in the kitchen, i prefer to keep it simple, 1 pro-active anti virus and then a few reactive anti malware programs (malware bytes, super antispy, spybot etc). I also have multiple pc's at home and they run different av's.
      eset Nod32 paid for my wife
      avira free for my games system
      avast free for spare games system.

      I do a lot of malware removal and i find that avg especially blocks a lot of the tools to fix infected systems, and it sucks the life out of older pc's.

  141. Acer, eh? by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

    Good luck with that. Mine died a month out of the 1 year warranty (motherboard) :-(. Was the second Acer I ever bought and will be the last one (first one had also its share of issues).

  142. Ads can "NUKE" you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be guilty, per the list below (since you're not the guilty one on all of those links)

    Adbanners have been shown to serve malware MANY TIMES...

    Evidences are per the partial list only below (23 incidences spanning a few years now)

    That, as well as the fact processing ads takes up YOUR electrical power, cpu time, memory space, & other forms of I/O, like disk (that really cost with std. hdds since you're MOVING things), AND YOUR SPEED/BANDWIDTH YOU PAID FOR too...

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/16/bing_yahoo_malware_ads/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/24/malware_ads_google_yahoo/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/24/doubleclick_distributes_malware/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/30/excite_and_rhapsody_rogue_ads/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/16/google_sponsored_links/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/13/doubleclick_distributes_malware/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/11/yahoo_serves_12million_malware_ads/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/23/real_media_serves_malware/

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/13/doubleclick_msn_malware_attacks/

    http://it.slashdot.org/story/11/02/02/1433210/Attacks-Targeting-Classified-Ad-Sites-Surge

    http://it.slashdot.org/story/11/01/20/0228258/Hackers-Respond-To-Help-Wanted-Ads-With-Malware

    http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/2007/11/doubleclick

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/10/12/microsoft_ips_hijacked/

    http://it.slashdot.org/it/08/04/19/2148215.shtml

    http://tech.slashdot.org/story/10/12/13/0128249/Two-Major-Ad-Networks-Found-Serving-Malware

    http://it.slashdot.org/story/09/06/15/2056219/The-Next-Ad-You-Click-May-Be-a-Virus

    http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/09/13/2346229

    http://apcmag.com/microsoft_apologises_for_serving_malware.htm

    http://it.slashdot.org/it/08/04/19/2148215.shtml

    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/20/0029220&from=rss

    http://www.securityweek.com/london-stock-exchange-web-site-serving-malware

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/25/spotify_malvertisement_attack/

  143. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, except I work for one of boeings manufacture shops. I assure you that airplanes are produced with parts from the lowest bidder. I also fear that my old co-worker successfully got parts through QC and on to some of these planes. You should see some of the work he did. You wouldnt fly if you did.

  144. Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by 3nails4aFalseProphet · · Score: 5, Informative

    The only thing AV provides is a false sense of security. With AV, you're waiting until AFTER an infection occurs and then HOPING the AV company you've chosen has A) seen the malware before, B) bothered to add a signature to their definitions list, and C) is actually capable of removing the virus.

    Better ideas: Turning on AppLocker & running most of the time as an unprivileged user. Check out OSSEC for use as a File Integrity Monitor and Host-based Intrusion Detection System. Disable unnecessary services, remove unnecessary programs, use an ad-blocker, a "default deny all" firewall policy and get a 3rd party patch manager to keep all your non-MS bits up to date. Secunia PSI is a free patch manager/vuln scanner for home use - there are others.

    For a detailed description of just how bad AV is at protecting systems, check out the following blog post at computer-forensics.sans.org:
    http://computer-forensics.sans.org/blog/2012/04/09/is-anti-virus-really-dead-a-real-world-simulation-created-for-forensic-data-yields-surprising-results

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    1. Re:Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by Nos. · · Score: 1

      First, anti-malware tools (like MSE) don't wait until after the infection occurs. For a piece of malware ot infect something (lets say you open an email with a trojan or some other malware), before anything happens, the tool scans the email. The malicious code doesn't have a chance to run before it is scanned. Now, to detect the malware, it does rely on definitions which come from previously seen malware.

      FIM and HIDS on the other hand do wait until after the infection and then tells you about it later.

      Now McAfee has a tool (and I cant' think of the name... Artimus maybe) that instead of relying on definitions, looks at what the code is going to do and tries to determine from there if its malware. For example it might let an executable designed to update core components of Windows run if the code is signed by MS, but if there's no signature, it would prevent it. However, its certainly not free.

      As for the article you linked, its not talking about the casual web surfer. Its talking about advanced adversaries with resources behind them and more or less directed attacks. Anti-malware tools like MSE are going to be relatively useless in these situations.

    2. Re:Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by jimbo · · Score: 1

      No, WRONG! You are certainly not waiting until after the infection occur. Antivirus uses "real-time protection" - all files are scanned *on access* from HDD, USB-storage, DVD, email, browser download, etc.

      I don't use antivirus myself but I do recommend it to most people. I've seen it prevent many infections before the file is executed.

      You can easily setup a situation where antivirus fails and I'm sure it happens in real life too but mostly signatures are added fairly quickly.

      It's not perfect but antivirus is a very useful safety measure and have kept my clueless family members clean for decades, with a number of files quarantined. Without it I'd have to cleanup their computer on a regular basis.

    3. Re:Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by KevReedUK · · Score: 2

      The only thing AV provides is a false sense of security. With AV, you're waiting until AFTER an infection occurs and then HOPING the AV company you've chosen has A) seen the malware before, B) bothered to add a signature to their definitions list, and C) is actually capable of removing the virus.

      Not quite (although maybe true years ago).

      Firstly, unless you have done a VERY poor job of installing it, the AV will scan files BEFORE it will allow them to run, not wait until you've run them and then try to clear up the mess. I think you may be getting mixed up with disinfection tools (which often come bundled with AV). These are used post-infection to clean up, but I haven't encountered anyone who has relied on these alone.

      Secondly, nearly EVERY AV product I have seen and used in the past decade (even free ones) has had inbuilt heuristics (they don't always call it this, but it's there). Sure, definitions help it to positively identify KNOWN malware, but with heuristics, as it scans each file, pre-execution, it looks for suspicious behaviours and blocks those programs it thinks are malware-like from running. Of course this will present some false-positives, but then so do definitions.

      So whilst it is true that in the old days of non-active AV run on a scheduled / ad-hoc basis your assessment of AV and its limitations was valid, this hasn't been true of any "decent" AV in a (very) long time.

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    4. Re:Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      totally agree. On all my customers boxes, I recommend them running as an underprivileged user, which is the first step to protection. Nothing worse than unknowing people clicking on the wrong page, link, or pixel, and doing it as an admin(Hello, come on in!!). Even better, how about no password!!! Thats the problem with trying to make an OS easy and safe.....tough to do both!

    5. Re:Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Following this logic, one should not lock one's doors because locks can be easily bypassed by people with enough lock picking skill or a big enough crow bar.

    6. Re:Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by Xest · · Score: 1

      Glad to see your post, sad to see it modded down as it's exactly right.

      I've not use resident AV for over a decade now, and just run weekly scans overnight, but even this is worthless. The reason I stopped was because the resident shield didn't detect if for some time and even when it did it couldn't remove it anyway.

      Honestly, the best anti-virus is yourself - don't run any untrusted executable files on your system, don't leave any random ports open, connect to the net via NAT, and make sure other attack vectors such as your browser are a) uptodate, and b) don't visit any dodgy sites, at least without turning off Javascript.

      If you really must download something dodgy like a crack or pirated software, then upload any executable content to an online scanning site, or check it in a sandbox. Assume that because you've downloaded said dodgy software that it's infected, and treat appropriately - if you're convinced you've checked it and cleaned it then use away, if you're not sure, don't risk it, find another source.

      AV really is a waste of resources, at best it protects stupid people from the oldest most common viruses whilst living them vulnerable and exposed to other viruses. Fundamentally though these people will access so many unsafe sites and click on so many things they shouldn't that the number of attack vectors they've created for themselves means that AV isn't going to magically protect them.

    7. Re:Best AV is almost as good as nothing at all by Xest · · Score: 1

      Actually he's right in many cases. Some of the most succesful viruses to date don't rely on someone to simply receive and executable and run it but rely on a browser exploit, a buffer overflow or similar in a mail client or other internet-exposed software.

      By the time that vector has been exploited malicious code has executed and yet your virus scanner has no file to check - if that code hits your virus scanner before downloading it's main payload then it's already too late.

      Of course, even in cases where you have downloaded or been e-mail a dodgy payload, the AV software will only flag it before execution if it recognises it as malicious, if it doesn't then yes, exactly as the GP says it will get to go first.

      The problem is that even when heuristics are used they're still far from useful as most virus developers will test against those heuristics and work around them before they release so again the AV companies are only being reactive.

      I don't think there's an AV solution out there that's anything other than a bit of a con in this respect. Honestly, AV software is like putting a jumper on when it's raining - it may keep you warm and dry for a few minutes longer, but the water is still eventually going to soak through it. The best option is to stick to areas that are undercover and the rain doesn't fall (i.e. avoid dodgy sites and files), there is as yet no equivalent of the rain coat that will keep you dry no matter what in the AV world. They're all a bit naff and will only protect you from the things you could've fairly trivially just protected yourself against if you'd been sensible in the first place. Whether you feel that's worth a fairly noticable drain on your computing resources or not is upto the individual in question, personally, I don't think it is as the only threats it can protect me against are those I never intend to execute - untrusted downloads/e-mail attachments.

  145. Avoid anything by Symantec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avoid anything by Symantec like the plague.

    That is all

  146. Re:Winblows, LOL by couchslug · · Score: 1

    Works for me, but most Windows users I know only consider AV when their PC stops working.

    Keeps me in pocket money and free stuff. I was given a nice, clean 2008 Dell Inspiron today. Owner hated Vista, didn't even ask me about loading anything different. PC are cheap enough to shitcan when they don't work properly.

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  147. Re:Winblows, LOL by Tastecicles · · Score: 0

    mod troll.

    My laptop runs Win7/64 host and several virtual machines. I'm posting this from the Lubuntu 10.04 VM, and it's absolutely fine. No issues installing/configuring it (I had to do precisely nothing to it to tune it and get ALL the hardware working, it just did, even the networking), no issues using it. UI switching is a doddle, just one switch via system management console. I go between LXDE, Compiz and KDE depending on my mood. The most stable and fastest Linux platform I currently use on this machine.

    Other virtual machines I use regularly, and any problems:

    OSX86: doesn't detect the processor properly hence little past MMX extensions, panics on shutdown.
    OpenSuSE 11.4: Compiz is a bit stuttery at times, sound lags a little, otherwise OK.
    OS2/Warp Server 4: no problems whatsoever.
    Windows xp SP3: All I can say is, "Thank fuck it's in a sandbox!". Can't do anything really heavy on it, like play games: it will BSOD.
    RISC OS 3.0: I got this just for nostalgia's sake. OK, I lie. I have it because I still have my RISC BASIC V diskettes from college. And I like the word processor - it's clean, simple and unobtrusive.

    --
    Operation Guillotine is in effect.
  148. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I happen to use both windows and linux (mint/fedora dual boot) so I'm not here to dissuade people from a linux lifestyle, I just want to point out that there are perfectly legitimate, non-gaming reasons to prefer windows over *ix systems. One of the most pervasive and non-discussed is netflix which has some 24 million subscribers and is completely useless in linux. (don't get me started on VM's and other workarounds that are meaningless to the average user)

    There are also the photo editing applications, while progress has been made and GIMP can do more than most average users want, there is still no match for the full power of photoshop nor is there a good simple solution for the average user who just wants to crop/reformat and reduce some red eye.

    Finally and most galling there are the myriad web applications that just wont work because some web developers are lazy. Of particular note to the OP who is a college student, Blackboard, a giant, all encompassing student management suite used by thousands of universities and many high schools has a plugin viewer which wont even allow file downloads in linux. I have had dozens of phone calls from my brother asking me to login to his blackboard account to download and email him some pdf which his professor has posted which can't be retrieved in Ubuntu.

    Linux is wonderful and has its uses but also its limitations and isn't necessarily the answer of choice for most common users. Not yet anyway.

  149. What? by redback · · Score: 1

    Quote: "reasonably competent CPU user"

    Really?

  150. Not expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I paid about $23.00 for (3) licenses on Amazon last sprint. Not expensive at all.

  151. "CPU User" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bwahahahaahahahaa!

  152. My complete list of free ware to protect me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1st. Get Avast + Avira. I've used them together for 4+ years and the play well together. Avira constanly best for virus and Avast has quite a few real-time shields. Schedule one for Saturday night scan and on for Tuesday night scan.
    2nd. Get SpyWareBlaster (operates completely different with next to nothing resources) and MalewareBytes free. Update both weekly and scan with MalewareBytes - no need to scan with SpyWareBlaster.
    3rd. I also have many thousand sits blacklisted in my host file from when I use SpyBot, but I no longer use it. I think Avast can do this for you these days,
    4th. Get KeyScrabler for your browsers.
    I've NEVER have been compromised (that I know of anyhow) in 4+ years and Avast is very good about detecting bad sites and protecting you.

  153. None. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's called using linux. It's much easier finding an office replacement than trying to protect a windows box. Plus why would you want to rob your hardware of 50% of it's performance? Try Linux Mint it's pretty much laid out like windows 7 except everything comes inside to do the most common things out of the box, like play dvd's, work with office documents, spreadsheets etc... I tried windows 8 myself, the performance is better but it's not what i'd call stable and the interface i like even less. My linux mint box is as fast today as the day I installed it, in fact i'm on it right now at work.

  154. Re:Use a Mac by Genda · · Score: 1

    They just get trojans.

    That's because of their extraordinary sex lives... Macs like them ribbed for her pleasure!!!

  155. Re:Use a Mac by Genda · · Score: 1

    And I would label "radical pessimism" an inflammatory autoimmune illness.

  156. Re:Winblows, LOL by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

    Parent post makes some good points. There are a couple of corrections, though.

    First, the Gimp v2.8 that was released earlier this year offers nested layers, CMYK color separation, a strong vector graphics editor, and a reasonably effective video editor for short clips. This covers everything needed by more than 90% of professional users, with the possible exception of adjustment layers. Those are expected to come soon, and in the meantime there are workarounds. I can personally attest to Gimp working well with 100 MB files of more than 60 individual layers, that I have used as resource files in some 3D texture work.

    The main reason why Gimp will not see an upsurge in use by professionals is that making the change from Photoshop would be more frustrating than changing from a Qwerty to a Dvorak keyboard, when you are on deadline to publish that dissertation that will guarrantee that you keep your job. In short, Gimp is crippled in the marketplace by the "inertia between the ears" problem. Unless you are aiming for a career in graphics arts, that is not an issue.

    Second, Blackboard does not list any Linux distro as "supported" but users have found that at least some distros do in fact work, even with "unsupported" browsers. Also Blackboard is willing to take $2500 from you in exchange for them teaching you how to set up a Blackboard system on RedHat, which is very much a Linux distro. If the server can be run from Linux, then Blackboard would have to be really screwed up if Linux clients would not work with it. A final point: a lot of schools have dropped Blackboard and gone to Moodle. I do not know why that is but I suspect that as a very active open source project, Moodle is less expensive, easier to administer, and provides a more consistent student experience.

    But yeah, the basic point of parent post is that if you are stuck in some backwater university that is not keeping up with opencourseware and similar 21st century teaching methods, then if all they know how to do is use an abacus, you are better off if you get an abacus and forego the scientific calculator. I agree with that logic. Of course you are best off if you transfer out of that diploma mill, but that would be a rant about using the level of Linux support as an indicator of the quality of the university.

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    Will
  157. Errata re parent post by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

    First sentence fourth paragraph should read:

    Second, Blackboard does not list any Linux distro as "supported" but users have found that at least some distros do in fact work, even with "unsupported" browsers.

    A typo had destroyed the link.

    Also there is a link from the blackboard.com site to the pdf file that describes the Redhat / Blackboard training opportunity.

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    Will
  158. Re:Winblows, LOL by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you are an idiot!

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  159. Free advice from a repair tech about free AV's by sbcc · · Score: 1

    Avast is hands down the best of the freebies, surpassing Avira a couple of years ago. Multiple system guards, GMER antirootkit technology, sandboxing of suspicious files, incremental updates, boot-time scanning, much more. More like a paid AV than any other free option. If you set the full or quick scan options correctly, that is, to populate the persistent cache AND to update it, you'll see scan times get faster and faster. Most importantly, consistently very high marks in independent tests. Look at AV-Comparatives, VirusBulletin RAP, and ShadowServer's Zero-Day stats and draw your own conclusions. In my real world results, Avast is measurably better at blocking web threats than Avira, and blows away AVG and MSE. In fact, MSE would be my LAST choice. Expect to be infected if you are running MSE. Along with Avast, install the free version of MalwareBytes and run a regular one-time scan with HitmanPro. Keep Adobe, Windows and Firefox/Chrome patched, Ditch JRE or keep it patched. You'll be good to go. Oh, and don't forget to run Kaspersky's product removal tool after you uninstall from Add/Remove Programs, and before you install Avast.

    1. Re:Free advice from a repair tech about free AV's by sbcc · · Score: 1

      Sorry, posted too fast. Just to add, ClamAV is a toy. Not even close to effective. That is all.

  160. free anti-virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally like free anti-virus and it does not hurt if it comes with a free firewall I like Commodo free anti-virus and firewall free but they have a "paid" version of you really want to give money to someone then again just hand me your money and I'll give you a flash-drive with commodo free on it XD

  161. Comodo, SuperAntiSpyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My suggestion is use either the Comodo Internet Security (or standalone Anti-Virus) or the Avast Home. Both are free.

    Avast does 'nag', some opinion too frequently. AVG is a memory hog and is losing out in AVComparitives evals. AVIRA is good, but when it decides to mess around with you, it is a pain to find out what, why and how. (Avira once cut off my internet access - I had to do a clean install).

    For Anti-Malware/Spyware, I suggest SuperAntiSpyware free or Malwarebytes AntiMalware (or both) & Spybot S&D.

    One point though, if you're on Windows8, Comodo is still not ready. :-(

  162. Easy: XP Antivirus 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's so good it will immediately find hundreds of viruses already on your system and not let you run any programs, but for the low, low price of $39.95 it will leave you alone for a few days.

    - Respectfully BOFH

  163. Non-intrusive? by dalias · · Score: 1

    Before you call MSE non-intrusive, you might want to read this... http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5924707/fwrite-chokes-on-xml-version/ Overall, the other "AV" products are orders of magnitude worse in bloat and intrusiveness, but I can't believe they messed up something as fundamental as this...

  164. Self Aware by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    I think it's a self aware computer which is posting this question to slashdot. A computer is a 'CPU user'.

  165. Re:As many others have said so far...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been using HostsMan for years to maintain my hosts files (I started with MVPS a LONG time ago), with support for multiple sources, automatic updates, and custom exclusions.

    http://www.abelhadigital.com/hostsman

    It is not AV, it just blocks known malicious websites by intercepting the DNS query for them. You can also block a lot of ad-servers.

    And before someone jumps on me for blocking the source of funding for many free websites, I _have_ considered that. But until the ad companies take some responsibility for keeping malware and drive-by crap out of their streams, I don't feel the slightest bid bad about blocking them.

  166. Hackintosh or Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can install either Mac OS X onto your Acer, or Ubuntu Linux, and forget about antivirus. If you're paranoid about Mac or Linux viruses, there's ClamAV free, as well as others, which to my knowledge aren't necessary.

  167. Count me under "bad experience" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I had bad experiences with MSSE slowing older hardware to a crawl. If you have a newer machine, maybe it can handle the load. I wish it had a CPU and disk usage control feature to throttle it up or down as needed.

  168. i'm using Cureit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I download free Cureit from time to time. Biggest cons is that you have to download it again and again, but other than that - you get fully functional, most up-to-date Dr.Web scanner. And it works.

    1. Re:i'm using Cureit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aw, the link: http://freedrweb.com/cureit/?lng=en

  169. Personal Experience - AVG, AVIRA, Avast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been on a free anti-virus for the better part of a decade now... went through Avast, AVG and AVIRA, mainly.

    Avast: On my machine it seemed to sap more power and be a bit intrusive, compared to the two others. Virus protection was 100% Tried for 3-4 months.
    AVG: It is the least power-hungry of the three in my experience, but there were two virus protection failures, one where it failed to detect a trojan after a full scan. This is over 1 laptop, 2 years.
    AVIRA: Almost as power-efficient as AVG, but more aggressive with the defence - never had an infection over 3 laptops and 3 years. Had a couple of false alarms from full-scans - those I can live with. So I am finally settled on AVIRA.

    I also tried trial versions of Norton/Symantec and McAfee and have Norton on my office machine - found that all three above sap less power than Norton, and the latter two are less hungry than McAfee - so I find no reason to pay for anti-viruses.

  170. AVG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AVG works. Never trust Microsoft to handle malware, microsoft is the reason malware exists (crappy code, crappy design, intentional back-doors all over the place). Microsoft's strong suit is marketing, which means you'd do better using an abacus than a MS system.

  171. Re:Simple - Get Avira free by LazLong · · Score: 1

    Check out www.virusbtn.com for their VB100 comparison of antivirus solutions. Avira free comes out ahead of the majority of the best known commercial offerings.

  172. Don't use AVG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to use AVG, but then I discovered in the hard way that it only deals with what it defines as "viruses", not with what it defines as "spyware". In my case, it was a "spyware" that didn't let you do anything with the computer, but in order to remove it, you had to buy the paid version of AVG.

    I moved to avast.

  173. Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He means that he knows a thing or two about the large box sitting next to his desk.

  174. Nothings Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get what you pay for. Pay me now or pay me later after you have a mass infection.

  175. Windows: Microsoft Security Essentials, sandboxie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows: Microsoft Security Essentials, sandboxie, Microsoft Saftey Scanner (for an occasion), decent PF or ipfw, standard windows firewall, ipsec rules perhaps, an opera urlfilter or firefox adblocking, always as a user. To check things out, virustotal, blacklists, vms.drweb.com online url scans, etc..

  176. AV is really a second line of defence by frrrp · · Score: 1

    AV is really a second line of defence. Basically, we're well past the point that signature scans can keep up, and heuristics can only do so much - the more you increase the sensitivity, the more false positives it generates and confusion sets in. I've found the best primary defense is a good personal firewall. At the risk of being accused of shilling, I've found Comodo free version as an excellent example for windows (caveat, haven't used it for a couple of years now) - which keeps track of all processes and files that are requesting stuff over the network. It always alerts when a new event occurs and asks for your blessing before allowing. It picked up stuff that went straight through AV - and submitting what it alerted usually returned a new malware variant when vendors looked at it. This is not a reason to not run AV - but a reason to think of firewalling as your primary protection.

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  177. Free and works by tbgreve · · Score: 0

    Both AVG Free and ClamV.

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  178. Cost of the eleventh machine by tepples · · Score: 1

    How much does Forefront cost?

  179. Your choices.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are in the UK, based on cost:

    Free:
    Microsoft Security Essentials - so simple my grandmother would use it -- wait -- she does use it, then again, she is biggest girl geek I know...:)
    http://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/security/pc-security/mse.aspx

    £24.99 for Norton 360 v6 if you spend £30 on Amazon UK.
    Here is how:
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html/ref=amb_link_163562667_4?ie=UTF8&docId=1000630153&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=auto-sparkle&pf_rd_r=30D3C7C2C62F42ACA67C&pf_rd_t=301&pf_rd_p=290376607&pf_rd_i=norton%20360%20v6

    Beyond these two, you got the usual McAfees and Kasperskys, but without any specific deals their costs are +£45. You probably might be able to get them cheaper with discount codes/cashback deals.

    Best of luck!

  180. Consider MSEE a "fix" for broken windows. by KeithH · · Score: 1

    An entire industry was spawned because Windows was conceived without security in mind. Now that Microsoft is redressing the oversight, I don't think many people outside the third-party AV industry will be crying foul. I'm no fan of Microsoft but I'm happy with MSSE and do not foresee an antitrust suit because of it.

    1. Re:Consider MSEE a "fix" for broken windows. by drfreak · · Score: 1

      The Antitrust suit was all about Microsoft's anti-competitive practices, such as making you pay for Windows when you buy new PC and punishing vendors who sold PCs with anything else. Those days are over. Yes, they caught flak also for bundling IE but most importantly making sure other browsers ran like shit.

      Bundling AV is not an anti-trust issue because you can always uninstall it and run whatever you want...

  181. Re:Winblows, LOL by causality · · Score: 1

    I've been waiting 3 hours for lubuntu-desktop to install dozens of unnecessary packages for me and now it's failed and refuses to give me LXDE.

    Really? It hardly takes me that long to build KDE - from source - on Gentoo. And I don't just mean kwin, I mean ALL packages provided by the KDE team, including games, utilities, etc. Gentoo calls the package kde-meta (a meta package depending on all the KDE software). That's on my modest desktop machine. KDE is quite a bit larger than LXDE. You seem to be doing something wrong.

    On my significantly more modest netbook, I went with Linux Mint. On my 3mbit DLS connection installing KDE took about 15-20 minutes. Of course, these were binary packages, but like before, I went with the full-blown KDE install. KDE is quite a bit larger than LXDE. I assume (since you did not specify) that you were not building from source, so this is a fair comparison: binary packages to binary packages. 15-20 minutes and success, compared to 3 hours and failure. You seem to be doing something wrong.

    Honestly you sound like a drunk driver who wants to blame Ford for making a crashable car. Oh, and the fact you haven't cited a single error message that you received is noted.

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  182. Custom Hosts files = Superior to AdBlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AdBlock doesn't DO as much as custom hosts files do, such as not only block ads, but hosts also block out:

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    A.) Known botnet C^C servers (for better "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth")
    B.) Known bad sites/servers that serve up malware (for better "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth")
    C.) Known bad sites/servers that serve up scripted exploits (for better "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth")
    D.) Known bad DNS servers (for better "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth")
    E.) Allow you to "hardcode" your favorite sites to avoid downed or DNS-poisoned redirected DNS servers (for better reliability AND to get more speed (faster than calling out to a remote DNS server))

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    Custom Hosts Files are also better on THESE grounds as well:

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    1.) Hosts files also OPERATE MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN ADBLOCK or other browser addons SINCE THEY ARE MERELY A FILTER FOR THE IP STACK ITSELF (operating in Ring 0/RPL 0/kernelmode, vs. Ring 3/RPL 3/usermode where browser addons layer on more complexity in an already SLOWER layer of operations)

    2.) Hosts files cover every webbound app, AdBlock doesn't
    (such as external to webbrowser based email like outlook express, full outlook, eudora, & other email programs usually based on a DB-mail type system).

    3.) Hosts files are easy to edit & directly USER CONTROLLED - Especially by the app in my 'p.s.' below (yes, "shameless plug").

    4.) Plus, lastly: AdBlock "ain't what it used to be", & by default":

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    Adblock Plus To Offer 'Acceptable Ads' Option:

    http://news.slashdot.org/story/11/12/12/2213233/adblock-plus-to-offer-acceptable-ads-option

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    * Still - despite the above, I truly *DO* recommend using Custom Hosts files, Firewall rules tables, Browser addons like NoScript, AdBlock, WOT & more/etc/et al, as well as IE 9 TPL's plus native browser features like Opera's "By Site" preferences where you can setup whether to use scripts, plugins, JAVA, & more - by site, not just "pell-mell everywhere, indiscriminately"...

    APK

    P.S.=> IF you don't want to be tracked, & to get your speed/bandwidth back you paid for (as well as electricity, CPU cycles, RAM, & other forms of I/O as well), better "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth", reliability (vs. DNS poisoning redirection OR being "downed"), & even anonymity (to an extent vs. DNS request logs) + being able to "blow by" what you may feel are unjust blocks (in DNSBL's) & more...

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    APK Hosts File Engine 5.0++ 32-bit & 64-bit:

    http://start64.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5851:apk-hosts-file-engine-64bit-version&catid=26:64bit-security-software&Itemid=74

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    Custom hosts files gain me the following benefits (A short summary of where custom hosts files can be extremely useful):

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    1.) Blocking out malware/malscripted sites

    2.) Blocking out Known sites-servers/hosts-domains that are known to serve up malware

    3.) Blocking out Bogus DNS servers malware makers use

    4.) Blocking out Botnet C&C servers

    5.) Blocking out Bogus adbanners that are full of malicious script content

    6.) Getting you back speed/bandwidth you paid for by blocking out adbanners + hardcoding in your favorite sites (faster than remote DNS server resolution)

    7.) Added reliability (vs. downed or misdirect/poisoned DNS servers).

    8.) Added "anonymity" (to an extent, vs. DNS request logs)

    9.) The ability to bypass DNSBL's (DNS block lists you may not agree with).

    10.) Blocking out TRACKERS

    11.) More screen "real estate" (since no more adbanners appear onscreen eating up CPU, Memory, & oth

  183. Clean, precise, pangolin-powered by tepples · · Score: 1

    I think the MyCleanPC spam went away soon after I started to push Xubuntu as a solution for really keeping a PC clean yet usable for web surfing.

    Clean, precise, pangolin-powered. MyCleanPC.

  184. If not Acer, then which brand? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Among name-brand desktop and laptop PCs for the home and home office market, which brand is best for longevity?

    1. Re:If not Acer, then which brand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Panasonic. My Toughbook will probably outlast me; it's more well built than most cars I've been in, let alone computers I've used.

  185. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because a task is difficult for you, does not mean it is a difficult task; it is entirely possible that you are simply a blathering fucking idiot. You may want to take this into account the next time you decide to exaggerate the complexity of some of the simplest systems administration duties.

  186. Re:Linux by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... Well, he should of course try it out before installing it. Most distros will run from the CD or DVD and allow you to see your Windows files and see if you can connect to the inetrnet, there are still a few devices out there without proper drivers.

  187. What's gone wrong with slashdot? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I came here expecting a few pithy but in-the-long-run helpful "install Linux you fucking retard newbie" type comments, and instead get serious recommendations about Windows software, almost as though people actually use it! Unbelievable.

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  188. Sandboxie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's free for one "unit", get a virus, you wipe that box and start it over. Even better, you can load commonly used programs (like steam and firefox) into the base system and not have to reinstall when you do clean a container.

  189. I believe in facts.. by sky770 · · Score: 1

    You might want to check this one out here.
    Matousec Is a pretty much trusted and sought after penetration tester's group though I as an individual cannot confirm if they're legit or not (no offence Matousec) :|

  190. What is "Free"? by YaddaMinski · · Score: 1

    Free? Is wasted computer troubleshooting time free? Buy ESET Smart Suite and be done with it. For Windows, you will easily break even in time saved! Plus your computer will run faster since most of ESET 's heavy lifting is written in assembly language.

  191. Practice basic sane system administration by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Do the things any intelligent network administrator will tell you to do.

    First, most important, keep offsite backups of your data. You should be doing this anyway, even if you have the best anti-virus software in the world, because anti-virus fundamentally cannot protect you from hard drive failure or a building fire. (Yes, the latter *does* sometimes happen in college dorms.) If you've got someone you can trust (and vice versa) living in a different building, a good way to do backups is to each get a spare hard drive (or agree to each use only half the capacity of the smaller hard drive) and use an automated process (e.g., rsync -- I don't think Windows comes with this out of the box, but I'm sure there must be an equivalent available) to back up each other's data: thus, your computer has a spare drive with your friend's data, and your friend's computer has a spare drive with your data. Set it up to happen at a time of day when you're both either asleep or away from your computer.

    Second, create a non-administrative user account and use it. Only use an account with admin privileges when you specifically need to do system administration tasks. The rest of the time, use a non-admin account. (If you're a Windows user, do *not* make your files "private". That sounds good on the face of it, but in practice it makes your data more difficult to recover if something goes wrong with your account. Ordinarily, you can just log in as administrator, create a new account, and copy your data over from the old account to the new one. If you tell Windows to make your files private, then you end up jumping through extra hoops your data back. Of course, you have backups, but they were probably made last week and so don't have the paper you wrote yesterday that's due tomorrow. It's important to have them, because in a real crunch they're all you've got, but ideally you want to avoid losing even the data since your last backup.)

    Do not swap floppies with other students' computers or the school's, and if you're going to be using other kinds of removable media (CDs, USB Flash drives, whatever) you should set your BIOS to not boot from those media. Also, make very sure you turn off anything that runs programs from removable media by default (*cough* Windows AutoPlay *cough*). College campuses are often a festering cesspit of assorted malware. You do not want your computer to execute anything that comes from there. Oh, also don't execute anything that anybody sends you as an email attachment, ever. Data files are usually safe, but be sure you can tell the difference. (Among other things, if Windows Explorer is set to hide extensions of known file types from you -- which I think is the default lately -- that's very bad. Uncheck that box immediately.)

    *Do* install the security updates and service packs that have been released for your operating system. Use the system's built-in automatic update facility if possible.

    Only install software that you obtain from the people who created it. If you want to install the latest Internet Explorer, for example, go directly to Microsoft's website and get it from there. Do not get it from anywhere else. (This implies that if there's any commercial software you want, you should actually pay for it, or else use a genuinely-free alternative. Avoid warez. It's unsafe. For example, getting OpenOffice.org directly from www.openoffice.org is much safer than downloading a pirated cracked version of Microsoft Office.) Similarly, if you want to install Firefox, go to mozilla.org and get it from there. Do not install any executable software that you get from a third-party site, especially one with a disreputable-sounding name like awesomedownloadfiles.com or free.hackedsoftware.cc or www.mozilla.org.downloads.k2swongy9vidwl.info.

    Finally, if you can possibly manage it, put an external hardware firewall between your computer and the campus network, and configure it to only forward the kinds of traffic you actually need and block everything else by defa

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  192. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't Listen to the Windows Haters" Signed, A Linux Hater.

  193. Re:Winblows, LOL by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Fuck off fanboi. I'm so sick of Linux apologists pretending there's nothing wrong with it.

  194. Re:Winblows, LOL by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Considering that I'm not running Lubuntu in a VM I'm not quite sure what your point is. I'm certainly not a troll. That was my experience last night. It seems to be working now but I won't take it for granted.

  195. Re:Winblows, LOL by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    And just because someone posts something you disagree with doesn't mean they are stupid. I have been using Linux distros on and off since 1998 and the quality has dropped pretty dramatically in the last 5 years or so. Feel free to pretend otherwise. It won't stop it being true and it won't stop users avoiding it in droves.

  196. Re:Winblows, LOL by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    Did I suddenly forget how to read? Your previous post was a diatribe of negativity and laying sole blame on the software - when it could be any number of reasons for your obscenely bad luck with the simple installation of a platform and associated software, when it could as easily have been a flipped bit in RAM or other hardware issue that the attempted configuration just happened to trip on, or something as simple as a bad configuration.

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  197. Re:Use a Mac by cgt · · Score: 1

    I apologize. What I meant was that Macs do get malware (though not necessarily viruses (in practice)).

  198. Re:Use a Mac by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    Not a problem. And, in retrospect, I was being a bit of a pedant for no good reason, so I apologize for that as well.

  199. Re:Use a Mac by cgt · · Score: 1

    Do you mean to imply that the original comment was, in fact, not a serious comment, but a sarcastic one?

  200. MSE ftw by bubba85 · · Score: 1

    I fix computers for a living, and even tho we as a retailer sell other AV's, MSE is usually the first thing that gets installed and is the only AV I can recommend; That being said, you are always at risk of getting infected; right now there are 2 java 0-days out and microsofts IE 6/7/8 failure, even tho it was patched friday, usually dropped via the blackhole exploit kit) will get you infected even with the best AV running. even if norton/AVG/MSE/watever picks up the trojan, the dropper is still on the machine. (usually somewhere in the appdata, possibly explorer TMP) tldr; No 100%,there are no free ipads on the internet

  201. Malwarebytes' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware. No trial period, free to use, incredibly deep protection. www.malwarebytes.org

  202. Re:Use a Mac by cgt · · Score: 1

    You should not. Being incorrect is bad and should be avoided. If anything, I should thank you for making me aware of my error.

  203. i haven't seen a virus since 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's when i went to linux

  204. Re:Winblows, LOL by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

    I have been using Linux distros on and off since 1998 and the quality has dropped pretty dramatically in the last 5 years or so.

    That is weird, considering the huge numbers of persons who have tried some Linux distro in the last 5 years and have stayed with it and keep upgrading it every time a new version is released. Their behavior demonstrates they think the quality has been good and has been improving.

    So evidently what parent post means by "quality" is something very different than what most people think of as "quality". Author of parent post is apparently speaking in one of those confusing foreign tongues whose words look and sound like English words but mean something completely different. You know, like the language of the astroturfers or the Trollspeak tongue, or one of the languages like those.

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  205. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christ, I hear that. I'd love to personally strangle the moron who thought CentOS 'minimal' install shouldn't include NETWORK CONFIGURATION. Yeah, I just build servers all day expecting them to talk to themselves, right?

    I love linux, but sometimes I want to hurt the people who make decisions that aren't rational.

  206. Re:Winblows, LOL by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    Funny, I just click the "install mp3 codecs" checkbox at install time. If you didn't do that, just search "mp3" in software center.

  207. Re:Winblows, LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use Debian Squeeze. Problems solved. Patches are infrequent and unobtrusive. If you want to use a cooker or beta test for Ubuntu, you get the unpainted edges. But comparing it to Vista sounds like a whiner who can't be bothered to do a little research.

    And no, I don't have to wait "ages" for a Win7/Mac OS functionality... You aren't trolling, surely.

  208. Re:keygens by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

    Speaking of keygens... my sister got a virus years ago through an Adobe Photoshop keygen.

  209. Who cares? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    No really, this isn't a 'arrg matey' moment as if Microsoft made a decent product they wouldn't have to screw us a second time with paying a license fee to correct their lack of security in the product in the first place.

    As far as i'm concerned i'm entitled to it as an already paying customer.

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