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  1. ancient #FloridaMan on Arkansas Has a Growing Population of "Climate Change Refugees" · · Score: 1

    he first humans moved to Florida about 12,000 years ago

    And they're still clogging up I-95 driving 40 miles an hour with their left-turn blinker on.

  2. this idea STINKS

  3. Re:Why emojis/emoticons are in Unicode? on Companies Want To Insert Ads Into Unicode (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    Things are better now.

    You mean like how the iPhone now needs 12 sub-keyboards for its texting app, 9 of which are emoji crap?
    And that doesn't even scratch the surface of Unicode space, so this is completely pointless anyhow.

  4. unicode is bigoted rabblerabblerabble... on Companies Want To Insert Ads Into Unicode (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    Given that there are twelve different crosses, they can surely find room for one colander, praise his noodly appendage!

    Granted, most are appropriately in the dingbats section according to wikipedia.

  5. LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS on Companies Want To Insert Ads Into Unicode (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"
    Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.

  6. black orchid time, losers! on Lori Garver Claims That NASA Is 'Wary' of Elon Musk's Mars Plans (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    Elon is good,
    Elon is great,
    We surrender our will
    As of this date.

  7. Re:BLACK Friday? That's just racist! on How Black Friday and Cyber Monday Are Losing Their Meaning (time.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, what about Applebee's, mr smrt guy? Did you even give them a thought?

    Also, the Black Friday holiday has been ruined by commercialism. I remember when it was all about worship of Mammon.

    BACK OFF fatboy, give me time to finish my pumpkin pie!

  8. oh, we all were thinking it! on Blue Origin "New Shepherd" Makes It To Space... and Back Again (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Spaceship Two wasn't very reusable now was it?

    oooohhhhh, too soon?....

  9. god damn you, Sam I AM on Blue Origin "New Shepherd" Makes It To Space... and Back Again (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did they land it on a barge?
    No they did not land it on a barge.
    Did they land it at sea?
    No they did not land it at sea.

    Blue Origin did not do these things I see.
    So not as difficult can they be.

  10. Think "Different" on NASA Contracting Development of New Ion/Nuclear Engines (nasaspaceflight.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    NASA should sponsor a study into harnessing measurement error as a means of propulsion. I always keep hearing everybody talking about it.

  11. don't see why this wasn't the FP: on Sabotage Blacks Out Millions In Crimea · · Score: 1

    Looks like Crimea needs to build more pylons

    /Horatio Caine puts on the sunglasses

  12. psst... wanna buy a Hafnium isomer raygun? on ISIS's Hunt For a Bogus Superweapon · · Score: 1

    Maybe I should sell the Libyans some of my Corbomite stockpile to fund my time travel experiments.

  13. so true on many levels... on ISIS Help Desk Assists In Covering Tracks (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Forget worrying about Syrian refugees.
    H1Bs are the real fifth column!

  14. Re:Eagerly looking forward to this technology on Volvo Unveils Autonomous Concept Car, WIth Retracting Wheel, 25" Display (computerworld.com) · · Score: 2

    1. Self-driving car?
    Try self-driving RV .
    With the boomers retiring and slowing down, this will be a huge product category.

    2. 25" screen? How quaint.
    How about thinking futuristically, maybe a VR holosphere driven by methane micro-lasers?
    Gonna need some sort of privacy screen for the inevitable social maladjusted out there that feel the need for a FUFME session with their 'net-enabled fleshlight on the 405.

  15. another triumph of Capitalism on ULA Concedes GPS Launch Competition To SpaceX (spacenews.com) · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you let bean-counters, politicians and lobbyists decide your space policy.
    enjoy.

  16. I thought ISIS recruitment was a good thing because it removed the stupid fuckups from our society to a location where we can safely dispose of them by bombing them from a drone.

  17. Re:Goes both ways on Social Media and the Age of Microcomplaints (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Nice #micropromo there Krishnoid /#microsnark

  18. Tigers however do not relish the peach. on Head of Indonesia's Anti-Drug Agency Proposes Using Crocodiles To Guard Prisons · · Score: 1

    at least they won't have to worry about anyone attacking the guards with a peach.

  19. I see a bad moon risin' on Comet Catalina To Pass By Earth For the Final Time · · Score: 1

    WTF are you posting a link to Forbes, ostensibly a business magazine for a story about a comet?

    Since comets are portents of doom, you should link to the article on Astrology Today.

    My bet is this signals that the Mahdi is going rise and take control of the Caliphate in Iraq.

  20. 'cuz all right thinking netizens love cats on With TensorFlow, Google Open Sources Its Machine Learning Resources (blogspot.com) · · Score: 0

    Dog eyes! Dog eyes everywhere!
    Proof the google is evil and inimical to teh intarwebz.

  21. technological dowsing rod on Stanford Creates Tricorder-Like Devices For Detecting Cancer and Explosives (stanford.edu) · · Score: 1

    You can have my ADE 651 when you pry it from my cold dead exploded hands!

  22. Re:That's silly. on What Happened To Passenger Hovercraft? (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    hydrofoils?!
    pish posh.
    whatever happened to wing-in-ground effect craft? They could be quite large with a correspondingly large cargo capacity.

  23. hail Baghead! on Google's Robotics Group Lacks Leadership (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    what the monkey chooses to do with the technology is not necessarily an indictment of the technology itself.

  24. That doesn't ring true at all.
    No CEO is going to be able to name an electrical scientist other than Edison.

  25. your code is bad, you should feel bad on Finland Releases National Emoji Collection (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    Is there one for your kernel patch is braindead and you're a moron?