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No Honor Among Malware Purveyors

metalion writes "True to the saying 'no honor among thieves,' adware company, Avenue Media, is finding that competing adware company, DirectRevenue, is detecting and deleting their software. Now Avenue Media is crying foul and have filed a lawsuit against DirectRevenue stating that DirectRevenue 'knowingly and with intent to defraud, exceeded its authorized access to users' computers.' DirectRevenue acknowledges that it may uninstall competing applications in its user license agreement. A researcher at Harvard University, Ben Edelman, reasons that 'Once the computer is infected with 10 different unwanted programs, the person is likely to take some action to address the situation.' Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?"

416 comments

  1. Too funny by networkBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We all have been complaining about malware for years. . .
    Now they are complaining about themselves.
    When does it stop?
    -nB

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    1. Re:Too funny by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hopefully it will stop with me complaining about you complaining about them complaining about each other.

      -Peter

    2. Re:too funny by Adriax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Makes you wonder who the judge will side with.

      I'm hoping Avenue Media, I make good money removing spyware from people's machines.

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    3. Re:too funny by Rycross · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't really see a lesser of two evils, just two evils squabbling over who gets to screw you over.

    4. Re:Too funny by kawika · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Every adware/spyware company complains about their competitors. Each company always claims they are legitimate and that users love their software. It's always the "other guy" that is a sleazeball and giving the "contextual advertising" business a bad name.

    5. Re:too funny by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the judge will rule against both of them and have them both locked up for spreading viri, which is what I consider their products to be.

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    6. Re:Too funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I would think that spyware that deletes spyware falls into a more serious category then simply infecting becuase it adds the threat of the spyware deleting something that is important to the operations of a system, which is much closer to what worms and viruses do then to what spyware does.

      Brings the difference between malware and spyware that much closer.

    7. Re:too funny by Zaknafein500 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You and me both. As much as I hate the stuff, spyware has just about made me a mint.

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    8. Re:Too funny by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey, this could be a Good Thing - an arms race among malware vendors to delete each others' crap.

      Between that and expending resources suing each other, there may be some light at the end of the tunnel.

    9. Re:Too funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Corea, old malware complains about YOU!

    10. Re:Too funny by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1
      When does it stop?

      When a group of pissed off people storm their offices with baseball bats. Seriously, I think if about a thousand people peacefully showed up with signs attached to baseball bats they would get the hint.

    11. Re:Too funny by Freexe · · Score: 1

      Maybe they will delete each other in the cross fire, and leave the user malware free :)

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    12. Re:Too funny by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Sign me up for the march. No, seriously.

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    13. Re:Too funny by jafomatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe this would be called "Mutually Assured Deletion," and it would give us hope that someone will finally remember that the only winning move is not to play.

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    14. Re:Too funny by dew4au · · Score: 1

      It stops when we start driving to their houses and knock on their door every five minutes to ask them if they want to buy penis enlargement pills. If they complain, just tell them they agreed to our presence by not replying to the stamp-sized notice we sent in the mail three weeks ago.

    15. Re:Too funny by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Props for the cunning "War Games" reference.

      -Peter

    16. Re:Too funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Reagan Doctrine reference. "War Games" came after.

    17. Re:Too funny by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's always hard to tell where a slashdot poster is coming from. That's doubly true of ACs.

      The idea of peace through threat of mutually assured destruction pre-dates Reagan. See, for example, the Wikipedia article on MAD. The idea that "the only winning move is not to play" certainly existed outside the movie, but it was the point of the movie. That movie was the way in which that idea, phrased in that way, solidified in the American consciousness.

      It's a shame that you choose to post anonymously, since I'd enjoy continuing this conversation.

      -Peter

    18. Re:Too funny by JamesO · · Score: 1

      Who cares - just pass the popcorn!

    19. Re:Too funny by jc42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ... it would give us hope that someone will finally remember that the only winning move is not to play.

      Unfortunately, the effect of this was demoed nearly a decade ago, by none other than Microsoft, who has never been punished for their actions.

      When the first version of Windows Media Player came out, all the reviewers reported that after they'd tested it, they found all their other audio software was dead and had to be re-installed. And if they left any piece of WMP in their machine, any time it ran, all the non-MS audio software would again die and you'd have to reinstall it.

      My wife found out about this the hard way. She had some nice audio software. Then she installed some financial software (not from Microsoft). It silently installed WMP as a "bonus". All her quality audio software was broken. She reinstalled, but eventually gave up, because neither of us could figure out how to uninstall WMP. And it eventually developed an even more annoying behavior: When you started upsome audio using a high-quality player, WMP would start up in parallel. The two renditions would both come out of the speakers, out of sync by a couple seconds.

      She's now a very happy Mac user. She gave me her Windows box, and it's mostly turned off, except when I need to test something (mostly web pages) against Windows software.

      Anyway, in such cases "not to play" means you don't even try to sell your software to Windows users. It doesn't matter whether you were a good guy and cooperated with the others. WMP will kill you anyway.

      I know a number of audio-software developers who have become rather depressed by this. They can get put on MS's "good guys" list, of course, by selling the control of their software to MS. But they seem to have this silly idea that they should be able to build and sell their own software.

      There's really no reason that the spy/malware folks should ever stop shooting down other software. The only real solution is to keep their software out entirely. Or maybe jail them. I wouldn't think you'd need any new laws. Vandalism is already illegal everywhere. But such laws aren't enforced for software.

      I wonder if a vandalism charge could be successful against WMP?

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    20. Re:Too funny by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      or in the users view, the only winning move IS to play.

    21. Re:too funny by garwain · · Score: 1

      same here. For the last month I've cleaned about 4 systems a week on average, at $50 bucks a pop, plus about 10 virus infected systems a week at the same price. I even have regular clients that bring in their systems for a semi-annual checkup (one guy with more money than brains goes for the quarterly checkup ($200/year) just for me to run AVG and Ad-Aware, defrag, clean the temp directories and check to see if anything unexpected still runs after a reboot...

  2. This is great!! by Tetsugaku-San · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they will destroy each other in an orgy of program deletion :D Neverthought spyware would be spyware removal . . . . .

    1. Re:This is great!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Neverthought spyware would be spyware removal . . . . .

      Of course, spyware removal software is often spyware itself that simply masquerades as a removal tool which removes the competition, and installs itself.

      Most free adware removal tools are actually adware themselves.

  3. too funny by StumpMan · · Score: 1

    Lesser of two evils...

    Makes you wonder who the judge will side with.

  4. Spyware filing a lawsuit? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of the stories of people calling the police because someone stole their weed.

    1. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by stanleypane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or even worse... Thieves breaking into houses and injuring themselves, only to sue the homeowner they were originally trying to steal from.

      I remember the 6 o'clock news reporting on a guy who tried to steal from a Chinese restaurant by crawling through the kitchen's exhaust at the top of the building. Unfortunately for him, he landed on a stove that was left on at the end of the day. And of course, the very next week he was suing for the injuries he had sustained as a result of his illegal activities. Don't know what the outcome was. Go figure.

      Off topic, I know. But my face gets red with anger each time I think of either scenario.

    2. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by Cranial+Dome · · Score: 1

      Or calling the cops to your house to teach your kid a lesson when you've got illegal substances and weapons strewn about the place.

    3. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by caino59 · · Score: 1

      Kinda funny, but the difference here is that those people were morons, as well may this crapware company most likely is. The sad part is what this lawsuit will do. If anything, it should shut both the fuckers down.

      Anyone in support would probably love to see these guys burned.

    4. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right! Why do you need the cops when you can teach your kid a lesson with illegal substances and weapons? :)

    5. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by WoBIX · · Score: 1

      Here's a recent one :)

      Couple Allegedly Report Stolen Marijuana

      CALLAWAY, Fla. - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

      "They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

      Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

      According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

      Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

      They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

    6. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      There's an apocryphal story about a thief who was breaking into a school. He was on the roof, and fell through a skylight, injuring himself. He then sued the school district because they didn't have a "Don't walk on the skylight" sign, and allegedly he won.

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    7. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure you can call police if someone stole your opium-based prescription painkiller and get them to return it to you if recovered successfully. Glucoma is common among heavy computer users - talk to your doctor about treatments you can use while programming.

    8. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Jay Leno did a bit on it a couple nights ago. "Obviously no one stole their pot--they smoked it!"

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    9. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Well maybe they have very little contact with "the world"... maybe they don't read newspapers or watch TV. If a person is very isolated, there's no reason, whatsoever, to think, on one's own, that marijuana would be illegal. It's kind of like flying to a new country that you've never been to before, and finding out that you can get arrested for hummus. Heck, maybe they were foreign, and couldn't even begin to imagine how insane the US drug laws are.

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    10. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by Quimo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Someone actually did this in Canada (Ontario) during the brief period of time where simple possesion of less than 30 grams was considered legal.
      Here is a link to the storry. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

      http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/07/22/stolen_mariju ana030722

    11. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      The saddest thing is that people actually win these suits. The legal system is so messed up it's beyond belief.

    12. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      In what fucked up police state can you be charged with "intent to deliver" because police find "several marijuana stems". WTF is that all about. Who in their right mind would buy a freakin MJ stem? And charged with possesion of "drug paraphenalia"? What, like a cigarette rolling paper, or a pipe? Why weren't they charged with "possesion of a deadly weapon", I'm sure they had a kitchen drawer full of knives that could kill someone. Or why not terrorism, I'm sure you could make a bomb from what was under the kitchen sink. Same connection as with a rolling paper, maybe for dope, maybe not. I did not know that your legal system had been changed to include the presumption of guilt. That must make it easier for investigators.

      I really feel sorry for those of you who live in the "land of the free", every day it becomes more obvious that there is NOTHING free about your land. Please, please, please get congress moving on putting up that 40ft high "security" wall around the US, the sooner you are all locked in, the better off the rest of the world will be. Oh wait, no, sell it as "the sooner that we are all locked OUT", that will get congress moving.

      I can not believe that I ever wanted to get a green card. Throwing out that application was the best thing I ever did. Had I not done so, I would be waiting around to be drafted by the least competent leader on earth, to go fight a war that pads his friends pockets, yet solves nothing. Oh, and waiting to see if some cop is going to decide that THIS pipe is paraphanalia, and that twig is trafficing.

    13. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most of these types of suits have been dismissed. Scopes.com has determined that a lot of them are urban legends. In response to a few of these criminals winning judgements, many states have passed laws making it nearly impossible for these suits to be filed. It definitely makes me ill to think someone could make money like this, but the system isn't quite as broken as it sounds.

    14. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by pthisis · · Score: 1
      There's an apocryphal story about a thief who was breaking into a school. He was on the roof, and fell through a skylight, injuring himself. He then sued the school district because they didn't have a "Don't walk on the skylight" sign, and allegedly he won.

      From http://www.prospect.org/print/V6/21/bogus-c.html :

      Ronald Reagan recounted how a cat burglar sued a homeowner for injuries incurred while falling through the homeowner's skylight. When the real case was identified, it turned out that the plaintiff was not a cat burglar at all. He was a high school student who had been sent to retrieve athletic equipment stored on the roof of the school and had fallen through a skylight that had been painted black.

      I think that both having been sent onto the roof and the skylight being painted black change the liability scene dramatically.
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    15. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Hey, I said it was apocryphal! :-)

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    16. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by jurv!s · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long the 16 year old knew it was there and if she'd "helped" herself to any of that blow. It just goes to show, never let your kids in on the location of your stash...

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    17. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must live in Vancouver, Canada. Same.

    18. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by Vombatus · · Score: 1

      That would be http://snopes.com/

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    19. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our marijuana laws are absurd, but they were charged with "intent to deliver" because they admitted they intended to sell the pot which was stolen. Not because of the stems which were found.

    20. Re:Spyware filing a lawsuit? by orasio · · Score: 1

      RTFL
      The girl ratted them out.
      They didn't teach her that you whould not rat your parents, it seems.

  5. Firmware ADS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    " Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?""

    When ads are burned into BIOSes.

    1. Re:Firmware ADS. by Computerguy5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Already been done. IIRC, there was a public outcry and they gave the user an option to disable the 'feature.'

    2. Re:Firmware ADS. by d_strand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe they'll make it illegal to skip ads and comercials, but that would be too insane wouldn't it?

      oh wait....

    3. Re:Firmware ADS. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Um, wow. That's pretty dumb. Also a time that people really don't look at their screen, unless it POSTS really slow, or in this case, could be delayed just to show you an ad, because the backlight or the tube takes a bit to turn on.

      Other BIOSs do allow users to insert custom startup images, the difference here is that a remote entity could do it.

    4. Re:Firmware ADS. by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there an attempt a few years ago for a computer company to give away free PC's, in return for having Ads built into the OS and BIOS?

    5. Re:Firmware ADS. by northcat · · Score: 1

      When ads are burned into BIOSes.

      Hmm... /me takes out a piece of paper and scribbles down something.
      Hey, thanks!

    6. Re:Firmware ADS. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Just ask Jamie Kellner of TBS.

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    7. Re:Firmware ADS. by madrivertech.com · · Score: 1

      retinas? No, further than that -- limbic systems and their precedent DNA.

    8. Re:Firmware ADS. by Traa · · Score: 1

      You mean like the "Micron PC" logo I am staring at during boot?

    9. Re:Firmware ADS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Branding is not the same thing as advertising.

    10. Re:Firmware ADS. by phlack · · Score: 1
  6. Well... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
    I hope they start deleting users files on accident too.

    Maybe then people will take some action against these bullshit programs.

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    1. Re:Well... by vettemph · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Maybe then people will take some action against these bullshit programs.

      We have, It's called Linux.

      Mozilla is the key along with a system that is better suited to internet attachment.

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    2. Re:Well... by saider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Windows itself isn't too bad if you are behind a firewall. I have several WinXP machines behind a simple NAT firewall and I have never had a problem. Simply keep it patched, Substitute IE/Outlook/Office for Mozilla/OpenOffice.org and you are good to go.

      I have been running this for 3 years and every time I run a virus scan, it always comes back negative. It's nice because I don't need to pay the Symantec-McAffee tax every year. People always ask me whay virus program I use and they are very puzzled when I say "I don't need one".

      Mozilla/OpenOffice need a retail box to put on the shelves in the antivirus section at BestCircuitDepotUSA, along with a little common sense about Internet useage on the back of the box.

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    3. Re:Well... by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      And what is going to stop spyware writers from writing mozilla extensions? Right now it is market share but thats quickly increasing, its only a matter of time.

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    4. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Glad this was modded funny!

      Because it is. Have you tried to kill Messenger access to the Internet? Microsoft has played every trick in the book to make sure that this program can get through any firewall unless you make the firewall so tight that you might as well have no Internet access whatsoever.

      My point is that your remedies will only be effective so long as Microsoft allows them to be. As long as Windows code is hidden behind a proprietary screen, you will never know. Linux and other software, however, being Open Source, will never be able to hide this for long.

      Pay no attention to this post. Continue to bask in the warm glow of your secure systems.

    5. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Substitute IE/Outlook/Office for Mozilla/OpenOffice.org and you are good to go.
      uh...
    6. Re:Well... by kfergos · · Score: 0, Troll

      Windows itself isn't too bad if you are behind a firewall. That's exactly the issue; we shouldn't need a firewall just to use Windows.

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    7. Re:Well... by DogDude · · Score: 1

      We have, It's called Linux.

      I'm sorry, but that's just stupid. That's like replacing a car because a windshield wiper blade has worn out.

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    8. Re:Well... by me+at+werk · · Score: 1

      whitelist

      firefox has a two pronged defense and only the most dense will get through it. you must not just 'accept' it like in IE, which you could accidentally do (ever just type along and a window pops up and you're like "OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST ACCEPT"?) easily. firefox, and I believe mozilla 1.8 will have this in better style, has 1) a whitelist, you must say 'this site can install things', and 2) a delay, even after you whitelist there's a 3 sec delay before you can install it, so you can't just accidentally hit it away.

      bloody brilliant if you ask me.

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    9. Re:Well... by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Microsoft also took measures for that in SP2. At least last time I used IE when it wanted to install something, it didn't popup the "do you want to install?" window that so many people hit yes to unconciously, instead you get a little yellow bar on top that says "this website tried to install a program. If you really want to do that click here", then it gave me a dialog of wether I was sure (with a text saying the possible dangers of viruses and the like) and then I got to the actual "do you want to install this?" screen. Bad thing that they didn't add a patch to make SP1 or Windows 2000 do the same.

    10. Re:Well... by wernercd · · Score: 1

      Have you tried to kill Messenger access to the Internet? Easy: Remove Messenger from your computer. I do it with every computer I use.

    11. Re:Well... by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      More like replacing a car because the one you have is impossible to secure from theft, gets 5 miles to the gallon and drives like a Ford Fiesta. And the replacement car is offered for free.

    12. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Messenger is a trully nasty little peice of shit. Just the other day I had the pleasure of locking down a fresh Windows XP installation and after applying SP 2 (Don't worry, I had installed ZA before it even saw the RJ45 end of a network connection) I "removed" Messenger via. the "Manage Windows Components" feature.

      Guess what was running the systray when I logged on as another user after that?

      Bah, fuck you Microsoft and the shitty MBA program your entire technically clueless product management team rode in on.

    13. Re:Well... by brkello · · Score: 1

      Uhh, you are aware Linux comes with a firewall too, right? There are plenty of things you can bash on Windows legitimately, but if you aren't running a firewall on any of your systems, regardless of OS, then you are a damn fool.

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    14. Re:Well... by christopher240240 · · Score: 1

      Do you use Linux without a firewall? Not to say that it's equivilant or anything, but in this day and age, it is really quite ridiculous to suggest running anything connected to the internet without using a firewall.

    15. Re:Well... by saider · · Score: 1

      I understand your point. It is not an ideal setup. But if you take a few precautions, you can avoid the headaches. The measures are not outlandish and are quite within the grasp of Joe Sixpack.

      FYI, I don't "bask in the glow". I am regularly checking the Windows systems. It is just that I do not find any problems with viruses and spyware when I do check.

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    16. Re:Well... by DogDude · · Score: 1

      More like replacing a car because the one you have is impossible to secure from theft, gets 5 miles to the gallon and drives like a Ford Fiesta. And the replacement car is offered for free.

      More like, it's impossible to secure from theft because you keep fogetting to lock the door. Securing Windows isn't tough to do in the least. And the new car is free as long as you're willing to assemble it yourself.

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    17. Re:Well... by brkello · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, it is more tricky than some programs to remove, but if you are able to figure out how to set up Linux, you are certainly smart enough to go google on how to remove it from start up. I don't really understand your concept of a firewall. Make it so tight that you can't even get on Internet? What kind of piss poor firewall are you using. Most firewalls allow you to block based on application. The notice pops up that messenger is trying to access the net, you say deny, tell it to remember that setting, you are done. Amazing, I still have Internet access.

      As far as never knowing because Windows is proprietary...that's a load of bullshit too. Stick a sniffer in between your box and the net. An old PC with Linux and ethereal installed will do. Watch the traffic. There is no way that they can hide anything proprietary or open source. So when was the last time you read through the whole kernel to make sure it was doing what you expected it to do?

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    18. Re:Well... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Spyware tends to be loaded by users when browsing the web and coming across content that purportedly requires an ActiveX plug-in to view. If you're not suffering Spyware, it's not because of any NAT gateway/firewall, it's because you haven't visited those links and/or reflexedly hit "OK" and/or used a non-ActiveX supporting browser.

      And don't think the latter is a perfect solution. I've seen sites prompt me to install .xpis into Firefox. The damage potential of the latter is slightly reduced compared to ActiveX, but you can bet that if there was no useful reason to be sending them, the authors wouldn't be wasting their time sending them.

      I gave a neighbour access to the Internet via my DSL connection and wireless network a few months ago and all but revoked her access within two or three months because I had to clear up her PC of malware twice. Her son had been browsing certain dubious websites and had installed the malware, fed up of constant prompts to install it and under the assumption he had to to view the content. NAT is not enough to secure a PC.

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    19. Re:Well... by DaFallus · · Score: 2

      We have, It's called Linux.

      I hate it when people give an answer like this. You do realize that as soon as the majority of the computing population begins to use Linux or some other variety of open source, that the assholes that create and release viruses and spyware/adware will start writing such things for Linux. The only reason they don't do so now (well, they do, but it isn't nearly as common as Windows malware) is because Windows dominates the market, mainly because the average person won't use Linux because they don't know how or want to recompile the kernel everytime they want to upgrade their video card.

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    20. Re:Well... by me+at+werk · · Score: 1

      i know what you're talking about, i suppose i didn't make it clear though.

      anyway, i can bypass both those screens in sp2. it was reported as a bug and is now mentioned as a way to run things for distributers. Reportedly, there is no accept screen at all, and the activex is allowed to run.

      I have not tested this but it's coverage suggests that activex can run without permission thanks to this. A lot worse than "just clicking yes" if true.

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      For context, click Parent.
    21. Re:Well... by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more like replacing a car because a windshield wiper blade has worn out and cannot be replaced.

    22. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you get one of those distributions that has more built-in functionality than Windows. Mandrake, Redhat (Fedora, whatever.), Debian, SuSE, Gentoo, Slackware, Ubuntu. All of those come with more software "in the box" than Windows ever has.

      That's saying nothing for the usability of KDE or GNOME, however. I think they both suck.

    23. Re:Well... by vettemph · · Score: 1

      No, You are replacing your car because the passenger side door is missing, The sunroof has been stuck open ever since you bought the care for 4 times the blue book value and the transmission slips constantly. Your free replacement has the gas cap on the drivers side and needs the radio stations set to your favorites. (and the new radio is also commercial free!). oh, and your cruise control is on the steering wheel instead of the turn signal stick. Before you know it you'll be getting pulled over for speeding instead of honked at not getting out of the way. :)

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      The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
    24. Re:Well... by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      as soon as the majority of the computing population begins to use Linux or some other variety of open source, that the assholes that create and release viruses and spyware/adware will start writing such things for Linux.
      I'm not so sure this canard is true. Linux simply can't be subverted as readily as Windows. For a start, Linux has privilege separation running right through its core -- some tasks can only be performed as root. {Admittedly, Windows, in theory, has privilege separation; but 1. almost nobody uses it and 2. most things break if you do use it, so in practice it doesn't.} Working around this is just about possible, but it can be difficult -- it depends on exploiting badly-written software, which is ultimately an endangered species. A future hardware architecture may well incorporate hardware "root mode" protection -- a physical switch that must be operated before certain tasks can be performed. Linux users are also more likely than Windows users to take an attitude of "No source = No sale", and the source code is bound to advertise malicious intent.
      the average person won't use Linux because they don't know how or want to recompile the kernel everytime they want to upgrade their video card.
      According to NVidia, they can't release open source drivers right now because something upstream is someone else's protected IP. As soon as that information enters the public domain, which is Just A Matter Of Time, there will be open source drivers for NVidia. Also by that time, there will undoubtedly be a better automatic kernel configurator / compiler that the one we have today -- assuming we don't just say "sod compilers altogether" and move over to a 100% interpreted model for everything, which is also likely if CPU speeds keep increasing.
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  7. Now here's an idea by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We should require by law that when a spyware application installs itself, it must uninstall another spyware application without damaging the host system, and further that it put itself into add/remove programs. Then we should just shoot the bastards that don't comply. Oughta solve the malware problem...

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    1. Re:Now here's an idea by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We should require by law that when a spyware application installs itself, it must uninstall another spyware application without damaging the host system, and further that it put itself into add/remove programs.
      Just because it is listed in Add/Remove Software doesn't mean it is removed entirely.

    2. Re:Now here's an idea by danheskett · · Score: 3, Funny

      That'd be great! This is the very last law we need to pass, and then the problem of untrustworthy software, vendors, and tactics will be solved!

      Great! I am going to write my congressman and tell him to get busy writing the "Penultimate Fix for Unethical Software bill.

      Once Congress gets involved the problem will be solved within 6 months!

    3. Re:Now here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > We should require by law that when a spyware application installs itself, it must uninstall another spyware application ...

      But on a clean install, there IS no spyware to uninstall. So how can you install the first program without breaking...wait, that's brilliant!

    4. Re:Now here's an idea by kahei · · Score: 4, Funny


      Wait, I have a better idea... don't do that first bit and go straight to shooting the bastards!

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      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
    5. Re:Now here's an idea by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Half the time it's not listed at all but at least it would give you an idea of what had installed itself.

      Of course, a law doesn't automatically make people comply, but it does provide for additional punishment for those who don't if you can catch them. This is the reason for a lot of the laws we have on the books...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    6. Re:Now here's an idea by Kelsen · · Score: 1

      That'd be great! This is the very last law we need to pass, and then the problem of untrustworthy software, vendors, and tactics will be solved!

      Great! I am going to write my congressman and tell him to get busy writing the "Penultimate Fix for Unethical Software bill."


      The very last, or the penultimate? Which will it be? We need to know, before we can draft the verbiage for this particular piece of legislation.

      Sincerely,
      US Congress

    7. Re:Now here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me guess, you don't want to be the first to shoot the bastards, thats why your trying to implant into someone elses mind to shoot the bastards. Well once I shoot them, I am coming back and shooting the bastard that implanted the idea into my head. WHAHAHAH

    8. Re:Now here's an idea by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Just because it is listed in Add/Remove Software doesn't mean it is removed entirely.

      Sad, but true.

      FWIW, if a program is "Designed for Windows", with a logo and whatnot, it is supposed to register itself (and I guess work too, I doubt MSFT is that stringent though) in the Add/Remove Software control panel.

      We should require by law that when a spyware application installs itself, it must uninstall another spyware application without damaging the host system, and further that it put itself into add/remove programs.

      No we shouldn't. Fraud, deception, or other existing laws should be sufficient.

    9. Re:Now here's an idea by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Personally, I don't want ANY law that states that if a program is installed, it must uninstall another program that matches its guidelines. I'm the only one who should decide if I delete something from my system.

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    10. Re:Now here's an idea by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      I think he meant to say they need to make the means of removal obvious and accessible. Getting the job done properly is certainly important too though.

    11. Re:Now here's an idea by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      It intends to uninstall the 'Spyware', but finding none, winds up attempting to uninstall 'No Spyware'. It can't figure out how to get the 'Advanced Spyware Substitute' and besides, forgot to get the spare infinite improbability drive from the engine room before coming to your computer anyway, and crashes miserably with a low score.

  8. How far will they go? by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


    Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?

    A) As far as they think they need to go
    B) As far as they are allowed to go and remain on the right side of the law
    C) As far as they need to go despite the law
    D) All of the above
    E) Profit?
    F) CowboyNeal

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    1. Re:How far will they go? by jangobongo · · Score: 1
      • Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?

        A) As far as they think they need to go
        B) As far as they are allowed to go and remain on the right side of the law
        C) As far as they need to go despite the law
        D) All of the above
        E) Profit?
        F) CowboyNeal
      Sad, but true. I think the answer is A) and E). They will go as far as they think they need to go in order to make more money. The better question might be, how far will they be allowed to go, either by computer users or by law. Considering the average computer user is rather ignorant of what is going on in their computers, it might be left to the judges and the government to regulate the adware companies as they try to push the boundaries further and further.
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    2. Re:How far will they go? by kfergos · · Score: 1

      C. Unless there's some way for them to burn ads right into our retinas, after which they won't need to use computers.

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    3. Re:How far will they go? by Kehvarl · · Score: 0

      I would Vote D sub 0 (the option right before D, but after C) which reads "All of the below".

  9. a pit by gotem · · Score: 5, Funny

    great idea, put all the malware to fight, and the survivor gets to be deleted by spybot.
    More fun than core wars

    1. Re:a pit by bebec · · Score: 1

      This is a fabulous idea. And, rightly so, it has me thinking about 'Tron'. Question is: how do you decide which malware is the red guys and which is the blue guys?

    2. Re:a pit by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      It's a trick question. After playing Tron 2.0, I can say definitively that if it's malware, they're all the green guys.

    3. Re:a pit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill 'em all and let Master Control Program sort it out.

    4. Re:a pit by doublem · · Score: 1

      Spybot and Adaware are the blue guys.

      All the rest are shades of red

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    5. Re:a pit by Flatline_hun · · Score: 0

      "Roostors aren't like Chuchunezumis. They haven't the heart for such endeavors."

      --
      Yeah, free Ipod! He is innocent!
    6. Re:a pit by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      More fun than core wars

      Not really. Much of the fun of core wars is documenting the battle and figuring out why particular competitors have won. Core wars is generally played out on a machine set up for just that purpose, and the competitors are known beforehand.

      With malware, the battle is generally hidden, and you can't learn much from it. You just know that something's happened, because innocent bystanders (i.e., the software you want to run) has been injured in the battle. And you didn't volunteer your machine as a battlefield.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    7. Re:a pit by happyhangone · · Score: 1

      The desktop on those pc's could be like this..!!

      Icon Story

    8. Re:a pit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's sypware for AmigaOS?

    9. Re:a pit by PacoTaco · · Score: 1

      Things will really get interesting when spyware starts including deletion defenses and countermeasures.

  10. fight amongst yourselves by Se7enLC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now if only we could make these malware programs only target other malware programs and not the operation of the PC...

    We could have a little battlebots competition! The Amazing Bonzi takes on reigning champion THE GATOR.

    1. Re:fight amongst yourselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We could have a little battlebots competition! The Amazing Bonzi takes on reigning champion THE GATOR.
      Meanwhile, your computer becomes scorched earth... :P
  11. Hopefully they sue themselves out of business by Soulfarmer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That way, competition would again benefit us, the regular consumer.

    Personally, ad/malware is one of the rare reasons I would encourage less strict weapon laws... :)

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    -Is the meaning of life vanity, or is vanity the meaning of life?
    1. Re:Hopefully they sue themselves out of business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad that you see vigilante justice as better solution to spyware than simply using Free Software only.

      Vigilante justice would be immoral and pretty darn ineffective. Using Free Software exclusively takes care of spyware and adware both at the same time.

      Yes, I know it was a joke.

  12. If they succed . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If they succed with the lawsuit against DirectRevenu , what does that mean for software like ad-aware?

    1. Re:If they succed . . . by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, since Ad-aware is run with the full consent of the user, I don't see how it would "exceed the authorizations of the user" or whatever the lawsuit language is.

    2. Re:If they succed . . . by Folmer · · Score: 1

      Well.. You have authorised adaware to remove the other programs.. So it is allowed to delete, unlike spyware which you only authorised to install crap :)

    3. Re:If they succed . . . by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it will have any effect. The scumware makers would have to convince a court that users should not be allowed to run software of their choice on their own machines. I see very few legal strategies that could work here, especially if the case went to a jury. Would you, as a juror, side with the spyware/adware companies?

    4. Re:If they succed . . . by Rycross · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given that they're basing their argument on the asssumption that DirectRevenue "knowingly and with intent to defraud, exceeded its authorized access to users' computers," (Pot, I'd like you to meet Kettle...) I don't think there is much to worry about. Users running ad-aware are directly giving their consent to the program to modify their system.

    5. Re:If they succed . . . by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      DirectRevenue does have the users authorization. From the user license agreement;

      "You further understand and agree, by installing the software, that the software may, without any further prior notice to you, remove, disable or render inoperative other adware programs resident on your computer."

      So if a user agrees to this, what is the difference in terms of "user authorization" is this and him running ad-aware?

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      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    6. Re:If they succed . . . by GauteL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nothing. Ad-Aware's advertised main function is to remove adware.

      This lawsuit is about some adware going outside the boundaries of their advertised function, and removing other adware and only telling the users by the fine print of the EULA.

    7. Re:If they succed . . . by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1

      THe slimebags are both sides of the case... there's not much choice.

    8. Re:If they succed . . . by werfele · · Score: 1
      I see very few legal strategies that could work here, especially if the case went to a jury.
      Jury nullification aside, EvilCo could argue that the consideration for its Super Useful Adware is the consumer's agreement to 1) view the ads and 2) not remove their adware from the machine. In that case, the software vendor providing a removal tool would be interfering with EvilCo's business relationship with the consumer. I'd say that line of argument has a shot.
    9. Re:If they succed . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Would you, as a juror, side with the spyware/adware companies?"

      as someone who knows what spyware is, and has a definate opinion on the matter, i would quickly be struck from such a jury, as would anyone who actually knows what the term "spyware" means.

      This is the weakness of the jury system, it is strictly forbidden to have jurors who know about the subject at hand.

    10. Re:If they succed . . . by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Would you, as a juror, side with the spyware/adware companies?

      If they gave me some free penis enlargement pills I would!

    11. Re:If they succed . . . by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      Hard to tell from the details in these stories. One argument Avenue Media could run is that DirectRevenue is interfering in the contract between the user and Avenue Media. Whilst it (arguably) has the user's permission to do this, it doesn't have Avenue Media's.

    12. Re:If they succed . . . by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >One argument Avenue Media could run is that DirectRevenue is interfering in the contract between the user and Avenue Media.

      So does Ad-Aware.

      >Whilst it (arguably) has the user's permission to do this, it doesn't have Avenue Media's.

      AFAIK, Ad-Aware doesn't have Avenue Media's permission either.

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    13. Re:If they succed . . . by Politburo · · Score: 1

      If that passage holds in court, then the case is moot, and ad-aware has nothing to worry about.

    14. Re:If they succed . . . by krgallagher · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "This lawsuit is about some adware going outside the boundaries of their advertised function, and removing other adware and only telling the users by the fine print of the EULA."

      But that is how most adware gets installed in the first place. If the fine print of the EULA is good enough to authorize an install, it should be good enough to authorize a removal. It is, after all, the end users computer. These companies act like they own the computer instead of the end user.

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    15. Re:If they succed . . . by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      Except that the intro says that they do put that in the EULA. Even if they did not do that, it would be interesting to hear from some legally savvy readers what sort of a theory they could produce that would have a leg to stand on in court.

      It would be like Ford suing Honda (to pick two names at random) because Honda dealers were allowing Ford owner's to trade in their cars on a new Honda)

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    16. Re:If they succed . . . by circusnews · · Score: 1

      Then this MIGHT actually be a good thing. If they win, it could be used as a president on why products that install adware and only tell the users by the fine print of the EULA are exceeding their authority.

    17. Re:If they succed . . . by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      As a judge once told a litigant:

      The text is in fine print because they're trying to do something that you don't want. The smaller the text, and more confusing the language, the more important the content.

    18. Re:If they succed . . . by iamacat · · Score: 1

      My friend voted guilty in a prostitution case, even though he doesn't believe it should be illegal and there were signs of entrapment. Judges make it very clear that your role is to find out if a law was broken, not act on your personal opinions. Most people have trouble to disobey authority or believe merits of the rule of law outweigh it's disadvantages. I wouldn't be suprised if DMCA makes it illegal to uninstall other people's software. I do wonder if you can sue someone for loss of your illegally gotten gains or if a judge would through out the case as a waste of public money. Hmmm, can pirates hide behind Microsoft's monopoly wrongdoings?

    19. Re:If they succed . . . by ahodgson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Jury nullification is considered one of the defenses against a bad law, and one of the reasons you are guaranteed a jury trial. Juries can and should return not-guilty verdicts in cases where they feel the law is a bad thing.

    20. Re:If they succed . . . by iamacat · · Score: 1

      So if 8% of the population doesn't agree with a law, it should go unenforced much of the time? I am sure that in red states you can find people who think beating up a gay is a good thing, and prosecutors might not retry a mere battery case when there is a bigger fish to fry.

      Sure jury nullification can not be outlawed, otherwise jurors can be jailed for not returning the verdict that judge/prosectors/government wants and the whole concept of fair trial is a joke. But if you actually do it, you are spitting in the faces of millions of people who voted for this law, and forcing your own opinion on them instead. Kind of like republicans who tried to impeach Clinton. Scary!

    21. Re:If they succed . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>...you are spitting in the faces of millions of people who voted for this law

      how many laws have you voted on? from what i remember the laws are created by a select group of people in congress, not a few million people. sure supposedly they are elected by the people, but that doesn't mean they are always acting in the interests of those people.

    22. Re:If they succed . . . by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Hasn't someone already threatened to sue Lavasoft on this basis?

      (I have no idea what the merits of such a claim would be; I'm an English and not a US lawyer. Under English law, spyware-style EULA provisions are very unlikely to be enforceable. I understand the position's probably different in the US.)

    23. Re:If they succed . . . by v1 · · Score: 1

      That's not exactly how it works. The workings of the courtroom are spelled out in great detail for jurors. Their job is to determine innocence or guilt based on what the law is. For that, they are to rely on the judge to interpret and explain the law to them. A juror that votes "not guilty" by reason of "the law isn't fair" is actually NOT performing their duty as a juror, and should have been struck during the selection process. 12 people don't make the rules up, they judge people by them. Millions of people casting their votes are what makes the rules.

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    24. Re:If they succed . . . by iamacat · · Score: 1

      but that doesn't mean they are always acting in the interests of those people.

      And how is a juror more qualified to act on their interests than an elected representative?

    25. Re:If they succed . . . by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Your implied support of elitism is truly frightening. There have been too many events throughout American history where justice was done by jury nullification. The government too often goes looney and attempts to use law against those who dissent. Jury nullification stands in the way of that. You may as well use the same arguments against guns ... after all, are you, Mr. Citizen, more qualified to use that weapon over your local weapon representative (i.e. police)?

      The mechanics of government often oppose the common man. This is why we have votes, guns, and juries.

      When you pass enough laws, everyone becomes a criminal. That truth alone makes jury nullification mandatory for actual social justice.

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    26. Re:If they succed . . . by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      So if 8% of the population doesn't agree with a law, it should go unenforced much of the time?

      I'd be OK with that, actually. It's probably less than 8% of laws that get enforced with any regularity as it is. The problem is far, far too many laws (and the complete disregard for the Constitution that allows them to be passed in the first place).

      But if you actually do it, you are spitting in the faces of millions of people who voted for this law.

      Nobody votes for "laws", except for the occassional ballot initiative. They vote for politicians, who create laws at the behest of whatever minute proportion of the population is paying them the most money or making the most noise at any given time. I doubt you could get a majority of the population to directly approve more than a tiny fraction of the existing laws at any level of government.

  13. Sometimes... by Ev0lution · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now Avenue Media is crying foul and have filed a lawsuit against DirectRevenue

    Sometimes you just wish that both sides can lose...

    1. Re:Sometimes... by clamatius · · Score: 1

      Legal fees may well mean that both sides lose.

  14. Familiar... by which+way+is+up · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two programs fighting for dominance on my computer? Brings me back to my AOL on Windows days.

    1. Re:Familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This situation is precisely the same as the MS v. AOL battles...

      It was a fight between malware then - and it's a fight between malware now...

      EOD

  15. Malware attacking malware... by bonaman_24 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ironic that they file a lawsuit of thier program being removed when they didn't (explicitly) ask permission to get there in the first place. Maybe we all should just download Virtual bouncer to clean off our systems....oh, wait....

  16. hmm by nomadic · · Score: 0

    That second company should just make their software uninstall their competitors, then stop and not install anything else. Then they could sell it as anti-spyware software and make an honest living.

    1. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do mod down anyone who says "I know I'll be modded down for this" :) I figure I'm just giving them what they want.

    2. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second company should advitise that 'why-do-you-need-so-much-running-ads-you-just-need -ours-only"
      uninstall every other adware, install themselves and
      profit as

      1.adware
      2.anti-adware

      howz that ?

    3. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i mod down people who say people who say "I know I'll be modded down for this" should be modded down. ..unless i mod them up.

  17. I hope the plaintif prevails by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope they win the lawsuit. If they were to get the courts to agree that hiding malicious wording in the EULA is fraud then that would be a nice boon to shutting some of these people down.

    In fact, just about any attack on the concept of click-through EULAs is pretty good in my book. Scream "contract!" all you want, they're bad for me personally and bad for the industry. Consent and informed consent are two different things and it appears the industry has completely abandonded any pretext of the latter.

    TW

    1. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by stubear · · Score: 1

      The EULA will have little impact on this. If a user were filing a law suit or class action against Direct Revenue for removing the software from AvenueMedia then there may be a chance of addressing EULA landmines. However, AvenueMedia is suing Direct Revenue for removing their software, not for telling users about it first, then doing it.

    2. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the reason that EULAs get away with that nonsense is that people are used to just clicking on them and the general impression is that they aren't terribly legally binding.

      Imagine that whenever you went to the grocery store you were handed a 12 page contract at the checkouts - every time. Imagine that you had to sign a 27 page document every time you bought gas. Imagine having your babysitter and yourself exchange 107 page contracts every time you went out to dinner.

      Contracts are great for their intended purpose - outlining rights and responsiblities in major transactions (your house, your car). They work best when you're talking about tangible things, or clearly defined services. Things are already getting murky when you start talking employment contracts and non-disclosure agreements. The standard we-can-kill-your-entire-family-and-you-can't-sue-u s things you get at the ski slopes are highly questionable.

      What is the point in having all these one-sided contracts for every possible action under the sun?

      Perhaps there should be a law that all contracts are reviewed for fairness by a state attourney. There would be a fee of about $100 for every contract that is executed - this can be split by the parties however they feel is fair. Something like this wouldn't be a big deal for a house sale (gosh, most areas charge 1% plus a bundle of other fees). On the other hand, if MS had to send the state $100 for every windows installation, they'd think twice about those contracts. Ditto for the million other documents that serve no purpose.

      Standard forms of business that have standard disclaimers should be covered by state law - such as a law stating what ski-lift operators are and are not responsible for. If they want to use a non-standard set of disclaimers, fine, but fork over $100 per customer. The state bears all the litigation costs when the contract is disputed - this lets them approve the contract before there is anything to argue over.

      I wonder if a concept like this could actually work?

    3. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only flaw in this is that the plaintiff is going to say that, by their EULA, the user entered in to a contract. It's basically EULA vs. EULA, and there's no way the concept of an EULA will lose.

    4. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by rainman_bc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IANAL, but the easiest defence to this lawsuit is to prove that the plantif has been deceiving users into installing their software, and have been doing illegal activities.

      Of course that also might incriminate the defendant. But you can't sue for damages over an illegal activity.

      Let's hope they get a judge who's had a computer taken over by spyware / adware...

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    5. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by kfg · · Score: 1

      AvenueMedia is suing Direct Revenue for removing their software, not for telling users about it first, then doing it.

      No, the terms of the EULA are the very core of the defense, since Direct Revenue will claim that the removal was done by the users consent when they clicked "I Agree." In other words, from the legal point of view, that it is the users who have uninstalled the software and not themselves.

      It's about the EULA, the whole EULA and nothing but the EULA. Telling people first is a critical legal point.

      KFG

    6. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by MrResistor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The EULA is pivotal. Because of their EULA Direct Revenue can say they removed AvenueMedia's software with the users consent. For AvenueMedia to have a leg to stand on, they first have to prove that click-through EULAs aren't valid. Otherwise, Direct Revenue has a strong arguement that their software is just doing what the user told it to.

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      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    7. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The plaintiff will have to argue that they were on the computers first, and were installed under an EULA. As I said in another post, there's no way EULAs will lose here. They're either valid because you installed software via a click-through agreement, or they're valid because you installed software, that uninstalled other software, via a click-through agreement.

    8. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      I don't think it'll be difficult to find a judge who isn't a Linux user ;)

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      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    9. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I cant see how most of these EULAs are any more binding that perverts offering sweets to kids to lure them into the bushes.

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    10. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada actually has the concept of Equity in its law - what is good for the goose is good for the gander.

    11. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by shdragon · · Score: 1
      I think the reason that EULAs get away with that nonsense is that people are used to just clicking on them and the general impression is that they aren't terribly legally binding.


      I disagree. I don't think that most people quantify what the consequences (positive or negative) are of the EULA when they click. They just want the damn thing to work. I'm not an expert on the subject, but my understanding is that click-thru EULA's are still instruments that haven't been tested as thoroughly as other areas.

      Contracts are great for their intended purpose - outlining rights and responsiblities in major transactions (your house, your car). They work best when you're talking about tangible things, or clearly defined services.


      I agree with you completely.

      Perhaps there should be a law that all contracts are reviewed for fairness by a state attourney.


      I hope you're joking. The AG's office would be overloaded with a backlog of contracts to "be reviewed" because company XYZ just modified the terms of Widget X. I take offense to the fact that you don't believe people aren't able to determine what is or is not "fair". Wouldn't you agree that a more pragmatic approach is to say a the parties involved decide what or is not fair? You don't like the terms, don't buy it. Don't bitch about how you don't like the terms AFTER you sign it. Another post hit the mark when they said "consent & informed consent are two completly different things". We need more informed consent, which means we need a smarter consumer. That's not likely to happen until they understand and can see just why they should be informed.

      --
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    12. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by dbacher · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind the GPL is just an EULA with a different name:
      End User License Agreement - EULA
      General Program License Agreement - GPL

      When the GPL works in the communities favor, licensing is a good thing. When a spyware uses the same mechanism to "authorize" it's use, it's a bad thing.

      Application Level Security fixes this problem. Why does program A have permission to remove program B without prompting the user during an install in the first place?

      It's an OS level issue, not a legal one. The OS shouldn't allow this behavior (or most of the rest of what spyware does) in the first place, regardless of the user under which the software is run and regardless of the EULA.

      --
      If your code is acting bloated, and is running rather slow, it's likely and predicted that some loops you will unroll.
    13. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Imagine having your babysitter and yourself exchange 107 page contracts every time you went out to dinner

      You must have a very understanding wife. If I went to dinner with my babysitter, the 107 page contract would be the least of my worries.

    14. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by lubricated · · Score: 1

      gpl isn't a licence you have to agree to. It just gives you rights you wouldn't otherwise have. Like the ability to redistribute the software.

      The gpl was just a way of using the current system against itself. RMS would have been much happier without copyright.

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    15. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      are you mentally retarded or just trolling? the GPL only applies if you are *Distributing* software, which you do not have the default right to do, you do have the default right to install and run software you have purchased because thoe copies made are necessary for use.

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    16. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure many EULAs would be enforcibile, if push came to shove, since (at least under Anglo-saxon law) a contract requires a meeting of the minds; the two parties agreeing to the contract have to both understand it in the same way, and both sides must go to reasonable lengths to make sure the other understands.

      Given the length of some of these, their complexity, the ease with which they can be "agreed" to, the indifference of both sides (the buyer in reading, the publisher in making sure the buyer reads). I doubt many would stand in court.

      But, if something doesn't stand in court, that means at least it GOT to court, and the parties could afford to argue over it. Many end-users can afford it, and so they're stuck.

      --
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    17. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Its not legally binding.

      You didn't sign anything and no notary was present.

      Why o why after 25 years has no one challenged the EULA in court?

    18. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      There's one problem with the concept of charging $100 for each contract signed. Every piece of software under the sun would increase in price at *least* $100. Remember, any time you attempt to charge a business $x, they can (and usually will) raise their price to sell it to $x+y (where y = the original price.)

      Now do I think EULA's are binding for software... Nope. Services (like MMORPG's) the EULA is probably binding; because you are paying for access, and a company can stop your access for any reason they want (as long as they stop charging you). One of the main reasons I cringe everytime I hear about a company trying to push towards "subscription" software.

      Nephilium
      "What's exceptional about Europe and America is not that they had slaves, it's that they ended slavery." -- Jonah Goldberg

    19. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The GPL gives users rights, while an EULA [attempts] to take them away. They really aren't the same thing.

    20. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

      I like the way you think. A lone voice of reason has sounded amid the cachophony of stupidity. Unfortunately for both of use, well reasoned arguments are passed over in favor of well-padded wallets at the legislative table.

    21. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by rmccann · · Score: 1

      What you really need then is a contract that will aplpy if the vendor doesn't specify one themselves. For example if I buy an apple in a shop, I don't sign or see a contract but there is laws in place as if I had madde a contract. You want the default contract to be fair and just, so that it will not put a huge burden on small, nice, companies.

    22. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope you're joking. The AG's office would be overloaded with a backlog of contracts to "be reviewed" because company XYZ just modified the terms of Widget X. I take offense to the fact that you don't believe people aren't able to determine what is or is not "fair". Wouldn't you agree that a more pragmatic approach is to say a the parties involved decide what or is not fair? You don't like the terms, don't buy it.

      The fact of the matter is that most people don't like those one-sided agreements. However, they have become standard practice because of the various economies of limited-supply industries. If you want to go skiing there are probably at most ten places to do so in most normal areas. You won't find any variety in the disclaimers they make you sign (probably because they're all insured by the same company).

      Car manufacturers would do the same thing if it weren't for lemon laws. Every industry would like to get rid of liability for the products they sell. Consumers generally don't have much power here, and laws have generally given them the leverage they've needed in the past.

      As far as the AG's office being backlogged - I doubt this would happen:

      First, the fees would be designed to cover most of the costs of the review, so they could hire more attourneys for this purpose. (It doesn't have to cover all of it, the state is already saving tons of money by heading up litigation in advance - murcky contracts would never get signed in the first place.)

      Second, the fees would eliminate most of the contracts you sign these days. Where right now you waive 1400 separate rights every time you get a grocery discount store, in the future they might just hand you their privacy policy, and that's it. If they don't write a contract, then there is no fee to pay. Standard law and the precedence set in the courts would become the equitable standard for how business is conducted. Once upon a time that is probably how it all worked - I doubt that George Washington had to sign an agreement to get fair prices at the local butcher's shop. He probably didn't even sign an agreement when he bought a horse. Maybe when he bought a house, but probably not when he had somebody fix the roof on it.

      My feeling is that the average person should be able to recall every binding document they've ever signed if they think hard enough. I couldn't remember all the trivial ones I've signed in the last six months. And I certainly didn't read them all completely first before signing them!

      By getting rid of the garbage, the few real contracts that remain will be seriously negotiated and well-considered. That should reduce litigation overall. And it gives power to the average consumer over the company that forces you give up your right to sue to do business with them.

    23. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by kfg · · Score: 1

      The plaintiff will have to argue that they were on the computers first, and were installed under an EULA.

      In other words, it's all about the EULA (and in this case the only way that can be relevant is if the EULA says the user can't uninstall it, ever). There's no principle of "primacy" in software installation. Plaintiff has no authority over the user's computer.

      As I said in another post, there's no way EULAs will lose here.

      I never suggested anything of the kind. It isn't in the interest of either the plaintiff, or the defendant, both of whom rely on EULAs, so any EULA breaking arguments will never come up.

      Not that this dog will ever hunt up a court ruling. It's a harrassment suit. It'll be settled.

      KFG

    24. Re:I hope the plaintif prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant see how most of these EULAs are any more binding that perverts offering sweets to kids to lure them into the bushes.

      Because by law, the default situation is that you have no right to use the software. The EULA (a legal agreement) is the only thing which grants you the right. The GNU GPL is a type of EULA, and as it says, you do not have to accept this agreement, but if you do not, then by law nothing permits you to use the software.

  18. Good ol' malware by iB1 · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "You further understand and agree, by installing the software, that the software may, without any further prior notice to you, remove, disable or render inoperative other adware programs resident on your computer." AdAware prompts me about any spyware. And I delete it. Pronto!

    1. Re:Good ol' malware by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      You further understand and agree, by installing the software, that the software may, without any further prior notice to you, remove, disable or render inoperative other adware programs resident on your computer.

      Based on that they say "other adware", sounds to me like they admit that they themselves are adware. Which to me translates as spyware/viri.

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  19. Isn't this against the law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it is against the law to write a virus...

    Could these self installing adware/spyware programs be considered viruses? They are doing it WITHOUT the users consent. NOBODY wants these type programs installed on their computers.

    A class action law suit should occure.

  20. mal ware by JCOTTON · · Score: 0
    May the Malware Malfunction. Malignant malviolence of malodorous male malice. May we see malware as a maopropism.

    OCT 31 = DEC 25

  21. How far will they go?.. by jimbro2k · · Score: 1
    to bombard us with ads ?

    Easier to ask how far the stars.

    There is no limit.

    --
    There is not nearly enough love in the world, but there is far too much trust.
  22. Mr. Kettle's comments upon Mr. Pot's reflectivitiy by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...knowingly and with intent to defraud, exceeded its authorized access to users' computers.

    Mr. Kettle, a question upon your comments about Mr. Pot's absense of reflectivity to EM radiation between 680nm and 430nm....

    Really, doesn't ALL adware exceed authorize access to user's computers?

  23. Hard to get excited... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's nice to think that at least one adware purveyor is going to be inconvenienced by this little tussle, but it's not so uplifting when you consider that the choice of winners is "adware company #1", "adware company #2", or "lawyers who represent adware companies".

  24. hypocrisy by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


    stating that DirectRevenue 'knowingly and with intent to defraud, exceeded its authorized access to users' computers.'

    That should be put in the dictionary under "hypocrisy".

    --

    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  25. Not so great... by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd like nothing better than to see two spyware companies destroy one another in a glorious battle to the death, but I'd much rather they NOT do it on MY harddrive.

    1. Re:Not so great... by horrens · · Score: 1

      a gladitorial battle to the death where the winner gets shot
      they should make it a weekly event

    2. Re:Not so great... by Triv · · Score: 1
      I'd like nothing better than to see two spyware companies destroy one another in a glorious battle to the death

      "The programs will fight for dominance in a STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL Cage Match!"

      Triv

  26. EULA Problems by bedelman · · Score: 1

    I agree that there's lots of room for EULA reform.

    See also my recent article about Gator's EULA (Slashdot'ed last week): Gator's EULA Gone Bad.

    1. Re:EULA Problems by rpozz · · Score: 1

      I think the whole thing's void, seeing as prohibiting a user from removing software from their own computer is almost certainly classed as unfair contract terms. The arrogance of those bastards is quite unbelievable.

  27. Exceeded its authorized access? by ClubStew · · Score: 4, Insightful
    exceeded its authorized access to users' computers

    And is my mom and other not-so-savvy users granting said authority in the first place? This suit seems riddled with assumptions that it was legal in the first place to install such software.

    And since when has malware displayed any EULA - or any UI, for that matter?

    1. Re:Exceeded its authorized access? by dbacher · · Score: 1

      The vast majority does, sadly enough.

      Application level security is the only thing that fixes the problem, although a lot of Linux users are pretending this issue won't impact them.

      When you install a RPM, you often have to change to root. This is the same way the spyware gets in on Windows in the vast majority of cases (yes, some comes in through exploits or worms, but most of it comes attached with a program that a user chooses to install).

      You can say don't log on as root, and that's a fine solution, except it doesn't fix anything. All your documents, all your processes are still open to any program that you run. Any network rights you have, any shares you have, all those are still available to any program that you run.

      My arguement is that no application, ever, should be able to touch any file in /etc, /lib, /sbin, /bin, etc. regardless of what user is logged in, regardless of if it is root, without having been directly given permission to do so by the active user.

      My arguement is that I should have to tell a program that it is allowed to connect to internet before it can exert that practice. If a program watns to "go into the background," I should have some say in that.

      Application level security is an absolute requirement in order to cut these things off, and will help a lot with worms, viruses, etc.

      --
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    2. Re:Exceeded its authorized access? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I was looking at that phrase too.

      I don't believe any of the adware that has tried to install itself on my computer has been done with my knowledgeable consent or in good faith (what all contracts require).

      In that case, none of them have *any* right on my computer.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
  28. If they really want to do this... by which+way+is+up · · Score: 1

    If they really want to stop the competition they'd get in and then close the door behind them, by which I mean deleting/disabling IE.

  29. What's fair is fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think AvenueMedia deserves to be compensated for this. Let's give their owners the nicer of the two jail cells.

    1. Re:What's fair is fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the nicer of two bullets?

  30. Swine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...It seems several swine seem to be swimming in their own smelly swill.

  31. Spy Vs. Spy by SCOX_Free · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one who thought of MAD magazine's Spy Vs. Spy when I read this? Didn't they both end up killing eachother everytime?

    1. Re:Spy Vs. Spy by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      No, one always killed the other (though which one killed and which one died varied).

      --
      Thinkin' Lincoln - a web comic of presidential proportions
  32. bah by ssand · · Score: 1

    It's unfortunate that the user would get stuck in the middle of this. It is pretty disgusting that they don't ask you before they uninstall competitor software, especially if you use it. I can see adware bars trying to uninstall the goolge toolbar, and other, actuall legitimate programs, to put up their inferior, ad ridden crap.

  33. Re:Ripoff by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This surprises you how? I've had a posting rejected and then seen the EXACT SAME story posted four days later!

    Come on, this is Slashdot. You don't actually expect competence, do you?

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    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  34. Re:Ripoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I report on my blog site that WW III is gonna begin in 2 days, there's no point in anywhere else reporting it, as it's laready been done?

  35. This *could* be great... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    ...if they started bombing each others' offices, and wiped each other off the face of the earth.

    Now *that* would be great.

  36. Re:Mr. Kettle's comments upon Mr. Pot's reflectivi by Rycross · · Score: 1

    Except that most adware have some clause buried deep in the EULA that indicates that they will install the adware. The user clicks OK to the EULA, so technically he has given permission.

  37. Let it snow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plain and simple, people will take real action when they have enough. Then they will decide that convinience can be worse.

  38. Playing CoreWars the Internet... by mikael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wondered how long we would have to wait for this to happen. I always imagined it would be university students or black-hats. I never imagined it would be spammers/spyware authors trying to kill each other's programs.

    --
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    1. Re:Playing CoreWars the Internet... by sootman · · Score: 1

      Spammers & spyware authors are black-hats. Maybe not uber-cool, Jolt-drinking, shades-at-night black-hats, but black-hats nonetheless. Think about it: what does a black hat do? He says "I don't care who you are or why you bought your computer. I'm going to use your comptuer to serve my needs."

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    2. Re:Playing CoreWars the Internet... by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Eh, they're not black-hats. Black hats, while they do use your computer for their needs, implies some sort of skill. Hmm. I.e. they crack a system, and you never know you were hit. Spammers and spyware authors, while step above script kiddies in terms of skill, and a step below towards more evil, are not on the same plane as a black hat.

      I mean, look at it this way. A black hat gets into your financial database, he owns every credit card and bank account in there. And chances are, you won't know this happened until a lot of money has disappeared from those accounts.

      Now, while spammers and spyware authors can make money, it's not on the same scale. Most spammers and spyware authors make (on average) $60,000 yearly. And that's if they are trying.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
  39. Re:Ripoff by iB1 · · Score: 1

    Go and read TechReport then, and stop whining...

  40. When it will stop. by AltGrendel · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Never, of course.

    However, when the stupid malware companies realize that what they really need to do is be more like the true biologial parasite, then it may slow down. A RL parasite is benign to the host. If they wrote their code so that you never knew it was there, you would never know to complain now would you?

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    1. Re:When it will stop. by teromajusa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unlike a real parasite, malware's goal isn't just to survive and reproduce - it goal is to generate revenue. I don't see how a company can generate revenue by secretly installing truely benign software on your system.

    2. Re:When it will stop. by wcb4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you are confusing a symbiotic relationship with a parasitic one. In a symbiotic relationship, each gets somethign out of the relationship, so there is no need to complain. A Parasite, such as a tapeworm, does harm the host over time

      --
      I reject your reality ... and substitute my own.
    3. Re:When it will stop. by michrech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why, that'd be by making their software take up very little space, ONLY monitor, for example, what web sites you are visiting (something that should take very little CPU time, or could even be scheduled to run in the wee-hours, and then, again in the wee-hours, reporting back to it's home company.

      Said home company could then gather up all the data, find out what sites are being visited the most, and direct their 'customers' to advertise at said sites.

      If done properly, even 10 of these types of programs should not be noticable...

      Or something...

      Off to the patent office with me! Gotta patent the idea before them aweful software companies steal it!

      --
      bork bork bork!
    4. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to _be_ benign, it just has to appear that way.

      For example, if a site uses popups or banners, secretly change the URLs of the ads to your own. The user experience remains pretty much the same, and the spyware manufacturer gets the ad revenue.

    5. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      A RL parasite is benign to the host.

      Not quite. A parasite, by definiton, is an organism that harms its host. According to something I read a long time ago, there are three types of cohabitating organisms. A parasite harms its host, a symbiont benefits its host, and a commensal neither harms nor helps its host. It's the last one you were thinking of.

    6. Re:When it will stop. by shufler · · Score: 1

      You don't even need malware to do that. Just update the hosts file to point popular ad servers to your own ad servers.

      ip_of_doubleclick.net your_url_or_ip_here

    7. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, SETI is symbiotic while malware is Parasitic. I think i got it.

    8. Re:When it will stop. by Bertie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not benign - there's nothing much benign about malaria, for instance. It's not about not affecting your host, it's about not killing it, and that's true of malware as much as it is of a biological parasite.

    9. Re:When it will stop. by rpozz · · Score: 1

      Slightly OT here, but the main thing that seperates spyware from viruses is the EULA, and the ability to reproduce. If some idiot made a virus that tricked you into accepting an EULA (which gave itself permission to reproduce), would it be legal?

    10. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eWeek is saying that Secunia says fully patched, standard versions of Internet Explorer, Firefox, Opera, Konqueror and Safari are vulnerable to that type of attack.

    11. Re:When it will stop. by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Somebody flunked biology class. A real parasite is not benign to the host. That sounds like a symbiote. Parasites by their nature take the resources from a host for their own. When was the last time you saw someone with a tapeworm that had no symptoms? How about ameobic dysentery? Does that sound like benign? Perhaps Giardia Lamblia? No? They cause severe disturbances to the host including fevers, bleeding, diarrhea and vomiting. Check your info.

    12. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trick people into accepting a EULA? you mean there are people that click cancel?

      on the other hand, they could have "double click the button in the upper left to reject, 'ok','cancel' and the 'close' button in the upper right signify an acceptence of this EULA."

    13. Re:When it will stop. by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Actually, parasitism is by definition a relationship that harms the host for the benefit of the parasite. A relationship which benefits the symbiont without either harming or helping the host is called commensalism, and if both benefit it is mutualism.

    14. Re:When it will stop. by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      now that'a a good idea!
      (I know we've all been doing that to 0.0.0.0 or 127.0.0.1 and such).
      Immagine, all your malware does is phone home periodically for a hosts update and then appends it's host list to the hosts file.
      -nB

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    15. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I treasure my little pet tapeworm, he doesn't harm me. He's like my little stay-thin excercise buddy. Signed, Mary-Kate Olsen

    16. Re:When it will stop. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      But the malware producers are in business, and in business its not enough to generate revenue; you have to constantly increase the rate at which you generate revenue.

      Comparing this with a disease organism... well your typical business would be like ebola; it *will* kill the host eventually through exponential consumption of resources (ie killing cells or installing malware).

      --
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    17. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I just love getting all of those targeted advertisements sent to me!

    18. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      appends it's host list

      "its".

    19. Re:When it will stop. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      Unlike a real parasite, malware's goal isn't just to survive and reproduce - it goal is to generate revenue. I don't see how a company can generate revenue by secretly installing truely benign software on your system.

      They need to gather their information and pop up their ads without annoying the user enough to do anything about it. For instance, if they could monitor all your web traffic without accidentally fubaring your TCP/IP Stack...

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      Why?
    20. Re:When it will stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "its."

    21. Re:When it will stop. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The big problem for the spyware people is that they ARE parasites. To continue the biological model, for some parasites, the best approach for the potential host is prevention and treatment. This is primarily true with widespread vectors of infection like the script kiddies.

      However, where there is a concentration of infection such as a pile of old tires providing a mosquito breeding ground or a spyware producer, the best response if to destroy the source.

      From a business standpoint, the spyware producers are little more than a snakeoil salesman whose product can make you feel slightly better (due to alcohol or a bit of laudinum) but is mildly to moderatly toxic as well.

      Like the snakeoil salesman, they should go to jail.

    22. Re:When it will stop. by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      A parasite, by definition, is an organism that lives off another organism. It may harm them, but not always. We have tons of parasites on our bodies - for the most part they help us out... on occasion we get harmful ones (tape-worm, body lice, etc.). In technicality - even a baby in it's mothers womb is a parasite because it lives off the host. (ready...aim....start the religious barrage of flames)

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    23. Re:When it will stop. by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      A parasite takes without giving, but if a parasite, resident in its host, kills the host, it dies alongside it, unless it bails out in time (e.g. in nature, to complete its breeding cycle).

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  41. After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by bedelman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps also of interest:

    After DirectRevenue removes competitors' programs from users' disks, it also transmits extensive information about users' computers. Among the information: MAC address, Windows Product ID, all running tasks, and registry entrise for certain additional competitors (Gator, 180solutions) and removal programs (Ad-Aware, PestPatrol) if installed.

    1. Re:After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by applemasker · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, molto informative.

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      Bush Lies On the Record.
    2. Re:After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Why not? If the EULA that came with the program is valid, it is very likely that the user has agreed to the transfer of this data.

      If people don't like the terms of an agreement then they should not have clicked on the I AGREE or OK button. In most cases people think that they are getting something for nothing and are greedy enough to not care to find out what they are giving up in exchange for the whatsit that came with the spyware. Agreeing to allow a stranger to add or remove programs from your computer or transmit data from your computer is not unreasonable, it is done all the time when people install commercial programs.

    3. Re:After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently Secrity does not put the "you" in "Security". Thanks for the nihilist's solution, though, I'm sure it'll help nobody.

    4. Re:After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, there are MANY free programs (free as in beer, or free as in money take your pick) that do an EXCELLENT job (whatever their job may be) and do not come with ANY spyware.

      It is not taken for granted (nor should it be) that all free software will come with spyware tag-alongs.

    5. Re:After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some spyware is installe using secuirty holes to bypass the EULA page (you could argue that this is the sites problem not the spyware authours but thats between them)

      other sites give you the dialog repeatedly until you press yes

      other sites cover the dialog with other borderless windows to achive the same

      in my time heavilly browsing dodgy freeware sites (this was before i discovered firefox) trying to get the current urls of beware ircd (www.xs4all.nl/~beware3/irc www.bircd.org www.bewareircd.cjb.net) over the dead legacy url www.beware.d2g.com in a google search for ircd i encountered theese browser tricks to try and force isntallation of malware all the time (lukilly i new how to kill the browser with task manager or very quickly click the back button at just the right moment but it was still a pita)

      in many (most?) cases the agreement is either bypassed by security holes or forced on the user by misuse of the browsers active content capabilities

      also if you get a secuirty warning dialog that mentions a eula remember that the dialog means the site has ALREADY tried to install the content on your system.

    6. Re:After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Until click through EULAs are definately judged to be unenforceable I consider it to be a realistic attitude. I do not believe that spyware is a good thing and find it reprehensible. I believe that if more people would read EULAs and realize that it is possible that the agreements could be enforced then there may be less spyware installed.

    7. Re:After removing competitors, DR transmits ... by Secrity · · Score: 1

      I fully realize that there are free programs that don't come with spyware, the problem is that most people do not know the difference between good free programs and spyware. I believe that if more people would read EULAs and licenses that less software with spyware would be installed.

  42. Double agents!! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    I think this is great having spyware remove spyware. At some point, one spyware is going to remove all competitors and leave just itself on your HD. Then all we really need is just a single adware/spyware removal program and we're all clean again.

    Infected in the future? Follow these steps.

    1. Visit dominating spyware webpage.
    2. Allow spyware to remove other spyware.
    3. Run spyware removal program.
    4. w00t!

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    Live forever, or die trying.
  43. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  44. fight scammers/spammers/phishers/abusers here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like the famous lycos screensaver but much better and more performant. surf the spammers and hit them with your bandwidth.

    http://www.aa419.org/ladvampire.html

    open in your favourite webrowser and run it on huge broadbandconnections all day long 24/7 if you dont pay for bandwidth. dont use http-proxies for this page.

    it will generate huge traffic for the scam/spam sites, and hopefully providers to shut down those damn pages.

    thank you

    1. Re:fight scammers/spammers/phishers/abusers here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yes. I just install whatever some AC suggests. No problemo. By the way, my computer is running very slowly these days, could you perhaps recommend some accelerator software? Thanks.

  45. Too many geek quotes to apply here by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two ads enter one ad leaves!

    There can be only one!

    Gah.. my brain.

  46. Removal Tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the most effective spyware removal tool is.... spyware???

  47. This is great. by baadfood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Enough shit like this and no Judge will ever take an EULA seriously.

  48. Cool! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    We may be witnessing the establishment of an entirely new biome with its own form of species and evolution.

    What spyware writers need to do now is add the following features to their code:
    • Random mutations
    • Breeding and crossover with other spyware programs so that chunks of similar malicious code are exchanged
    • A fitness evaluation function
    The fitness evaluation should take into account:
    • A penalty for network infrastructure damage
    • Number of competing spyware programs "eaten" by an individual
    • Number of idiots knocked off the Internet
    1. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this cool stuff happening on Mr. End User's computer, and the reaction is "Damn! My weather tracker stopped working."

    2. Re:Cool! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. Unfortunately, we don't get to pick an arbitrary fitness evaluation. If spyware does damage to our network infrastructure, and yet delivers the most advertising, spamming and phishing revenue, it is fit as spyware.

      This biome sucks.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    3. Re:Cool! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, we don't get to pick an arbitrary fitness evaluation. If spyware does damage to our network infrastructure, and yet delivers the most advertising, spamming and phishing revenue, it is fit as spyware.

      Actually it only needs to deliver advertising/spamming/phishing revenue. If it hitches a ride on a worm, that would make it even more fit.
      Damage to the network is a "neutral" trait until it starts to interfere with spyware downloads.

    4. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Corea, old biome sucks YOU

    5. Re:Cool! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      That's what I was trying to say. I was disagreeing with whatshisbucket's assertion that network damage was a negative trait.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  49. Finally... it's been predicted of course. by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

    We all new they would eventually turn upon themselves, when they have nothing *new* left to feed upon.

    It seems the day of reckoning may be seeing it's first light of dawn. Here's to hoping they all devour each other in a darwinistic orgy of competition. Maybe, in the end, each company competing will be the best form of Spyware removal tools a user could ask for.

    Let the programs compete until there's a winner, then shoot the winner. Problem solved.

  50. Installation through security holes by bedelman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have personally observed -- and recorded in screen-capture videos -- the software of both plaintiff and defendant, installed through security holes.

    See e.g. Who Profits from Security Holes?.

    1. Re:Installation through security holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit!

      MP3 files could still be on your computer and broke your life!

  51. Perhaps they should sue their customers by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Clearly, its the customer who is giving the other application permission to uninstall the exisitng malware. The vendors of the other application have no influence or stake in the agreement between the exisitng malware authors and the user. The only party that can breach the agreement is the user.

    So, the users should be punished for violating the copyright on the software they didn't want in the first place, and was installed without their knowledge.

    1. Re:Perhaps they should sue their customers by zfusion · · Score: 1

      I'd love to get sued by a spyware/malware company for removing their software from my computer that was not installed with my concent. I would consider it to be such a joke that I wouldn't bother to hire a lawyer. All I would say to the Judge: "Ok, there is me, the ethical and moral citizen. And there is Mr. Spyware the unethical and immoral corrupt business man. If I should be forced to use his software then I should be compensated for it. I want Mr. Spyware to pay me $100 USD for every Ad popup and $1,000 USD for every time I click on an ad." I can't wait for the spyware / malware wars. All spyware that has it's own spyware removal built in. I can see it now, MS windows more secure due to spyware / malware lockdown. Spyware companies patching IE to prevent other spyware from installing itself. No system would be infected by more than one piece of spyware. The average computer user would be better off than they are now. Not that I am trying to say that I support spyware, just that the average user wouldn't have as many problems with their computers. One time my work computer got hit with some spyware from a website I went to. I tracked the software back to a guy in Jersey about 2 hours from NYC where I am. I even called his company to see if he existed. His software overwrote Windows Media Player so that every time WM Player was run it would reinstall itself and popup an ad serving window. I was so tempted to go there with a baseball bat and break his legs. Instead I made a complaint to the company hosting his servers with all the proof, however I didn't follow up.

    2. Re:Perhaps they should sue their customers by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Okay... I don't think you've ever been in court though.

      The spyware people will present themselves in a very favourable light, showing how much miney they contribute to the economy, how valuable the software industry is, and how much piracy is costing the industry. And how they help allow people to acquire software legally without having to pay for it.

      They'd also point out that their software is perfectly ethical in that it presents the user with the option of whether they want to install it, and makes it perfectly clear what it's going to do.

      I've always wondered what prevents people from starting a case, and taking a dive though. If I was to write an application, and have as the EULA with various other unfair clauses, and was to prosecute someone for violating it, I suspect that the court may well overreact and declare all EULAs invalid.

    3. Re:Perhaps they should sue their customers by keraneuology · · Score: 1
      What happens when EULA(a) stipulates "under no circumstances may user agree to the EULA of another piece of software that removes this program"?

      IANAL, but don't legitimate contracts require a "meeting of the minds"?

      --
      If the g'vt kept the data on you that google does you'd better believe you'd be calling it "doing evil"
  52. "You can use this program for free if..." by dextromulous · · Score: 1

    You get a tattoo of [insert company here]'s logo on your forehead.

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    There are two types of people in the world: those who divide people into two types and those who don't.
  53. I don't expect this kind of... by bob670 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    thing to be an easy answer to home users, but someone has to explain to me why corporate customers continue to tolerate this stuff that is directly targeted at Windows weak spots? It would be tough, and damn unlikely to get mom, pop and granny off of their Windows XP machines, but I have several customers who spend all day in Office, e-mail and the web for all of their business and I make a steady buck doing spyware removal. And they dont' want to talk prevention, every meeting ends with "well, we just won't allow employees to install things like this any longer" and 2 months later I get a call to come back.

    Barring use of some Windows based Spyware prevention tools (most of which aren't free for corporate use), mirgating to some combination of Mac OS X and Linux would end virtually all of this and then I could charge them for stuff like implementing cool new tools for them to use instead of upkeep of a broken system. Of course, these are the same customers who won't try FireFox because it "just doesn't feel right"???

    I'm truly torn between my ethics and the need to keep up my income in a crap economy.

    1. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats low, but not as low as some would go.
      Neuibour has wireless brordband conection. Unequripted. What do you do, use it for a few months fromyour house, then when you get your own brordband conection, go round and say.
      "Sorry sir, but it appers that anyone is able to use your internet conection, howver, I can solve this problem for you. It will onle cost £500 ($750) to mend"
      Now thats low. Too low for me, but not for some.

    2. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      I remember when apple had decent market share, I also remember the countless viruses(wdef,nvir). Strangely problem that went away after mac's marketshare dwindled in the mid 90s.

      --

      Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

    3. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by cyngus · · Score: 1

      Ah, nvir, had fun trying to get that off a Mac OS 7.x network years and years ago. Funnily we had both nvir.A and nvir.B. Frighteningly there were reports that nvir.A and .B sometimes crossbred in the wild to produce a very destructive C strain. Luckily for us, this didn't happen.

    4. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by bob670 · · Score: 1
      Don't let MS off the hook for lax security design simply based on ubiquity. While true that if Mac OS was still running on the same foundation as the time period you reference it would be rife with holes, clearly it is not the case with todays OS X.

      There lies the greatest difference, that both Linux and Mac OS X (BSD) were built with security as a cornerstone, not as an afterthought. While a surge in usage would expose new security issues to either OS, the way in which and time frame in which these threats were dealt with would be orders of magnitude better.

      The issue with MS security runs so deep even they can't fix it. Too many times the only solution is a "baby with the bath water" approach (i.e. shut off all Active X controls, disable all attachements in Outlook Express, etc...). Look at the breakage that XP SP2 and now W2K3 Server SP1 has/is causing, while I commend MS for finally getting around to security, the price is getting a little steep for end users and business customers.

      Steve Ballmer might be able to sell the whole "we are the biggest target, therefore we will be attacked the most" with a straight face, but no one else should. The real issue isn't how often you are attacked, instead it is how often you are actually compromised and how much does it cost to recover. Don't tell me a *nix based OS wouldn't fare better when either of these questions are asked.

    5. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      With the greatest of respect, this is just totally wrong.
      There lies the greatest difference, that both Linux and Mac OS X (BSD) were built with security as a cornerstone, not as an afterthought.
      The designs of (GNU/)Linux and BSD are primarily based upon the design of Unix, which was initially a nice research project for a few friends at AT&T, and whose security has always been less than cutting edge. During the early stages of the Internet, it was Unix, not Windows, that was constantly pilloried for its vulnerabilities. Had the kind of lunatic hacking and cracking that goes on today been the norm twenty years ago, in all probability we wouldn't have The Internet, not as we know it anyway.

      GNU/Linux and BSD (including OS X) add very little in terms of security to the Unix model. Only a general willingness on behalf of programmers to identify major regular problems, such as buffer overflows in networked software or privileged software (setuid'd), has stemmed the tide and made POSIX type operating systems a little more secure.

      As far as Windows and Windows NT go, it may be correct to argue that security wasn't a cornerstone of DOS/Windows, but it's absurd to argue that of the NT generation of operating systems, which includes XP, 2003, and 2000. NT was designed with modern security principles in mind, with Culter implementing what he learnt from VMS, a genuinely secure operating system. And most of the faults people attribute to XP are equally attributable to operating systems like Mac OS X - the default user essentially having "root" privileges, or at least enough of them to install arbitrary, ordinary, applications without the need to enter passwords, for example.

      (In fact, it's worse. Run Safari in OS X, with the default settings, and click on a link that results in a download - knowingly or not - and Safari will download the file... and, if it's an archive of some sort (a .sit), it'll open it, autoexpand, and - voila - that's enough to install - yes, install, because the mere presense of an app on your hard drive in Mac OS and Mac OS X automatically sets up things like file associations - the application. Sure, the user would still need to intervene a little bit if the app is to make sure it's automatically started when the user "logs in", but that could just be a matter of fooling them into running it, relatively easy if you can register file associations with the user's input.)

      Windows has security issues because it has bugs and because of a few design issues that are common to the "other" mainstream Desktop operating system. And those bugs are exploited more than in other operating systems for the obvious reason that Windows is the most popular platform.

      I know it's unpopular to say this. I know Linux and Mac users feel relatively safe - I know I do - and want to feel it's because of some courageous design decisions on the part of the designers of our operating systems.

      But in reality, we benefit because the script kiddies are on Windows and we benefit because enough people use the operating system the script kiddies use to justify the script kiddies targetting them and not us. One root exploit is enough to ensure anyone can install a worm, and if you don't need root to install a worm or malware or whatever, then the more's the better. If I want to write Malware for the Mac, I can do that now, without exploiting any bugs, just the way Mac OS X was designed.

      As far NT, Microsoft made some excellent design decisions at the beginning and them pissed them away with poor decisions in Outlook, in IE, and in their efforts to make the systems "user friendly". NT was designed, from the start, with good security in mind, and then had it "undesigned". Unix and its children only have what security they have through a lot of vigilence over the last couple of decades. And if people let their guards down - which they will if it remains the consensus that somehow NT is designed wrong and Unix isn't - then it's heading for disaster.

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      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    6. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer your question about why businesses don't make the change, here's a little secret: LINUX ISN'T EASY TO USE!

      While geeks appreciate its elegance and security, you forget that most users really just need to get a couple of things done, rather than recompile from source in order to add a new feature, or face an enormous array of bewildering choices.

      I'm a lifetime Windows user, and make no apologies for it - I'm good enough at most of the security stuff so that I don't normally get into trouble. I'd love to be able to set up my own linux box so that I wouldn't have to pay someone to host my personal domain, but then I'd have to learn sendmail, etc. From what I've heard, the sendmail manual is roughly the thickness of a telephone book. Because I actually value my time, I fork over $45 every 3 months to my hosting company.

      The overarching lesson of most every invention that had success in achieving widespread acceptance was that it looked and acted much like the thing it replaced. Do that with Linux, and we can stop having this @#$%^&**(&) conversation.

    7. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by Lurker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I remember when apple had decent market share, I also remember the countless viruses(wdef,nvir). Strangely problem that went away after mac's marketshare dwindled in the mid 90s.

      If I recall, there were less than 60 viruses for the classic Mac OS (versions 9 and below.) If that's your idea of countless, what do you call the number of Windows viruses? Ultra-infinite?

    8. Re:I don't expect this kind of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (In fact, it's worse. Run Safari in OS X, with the default settings, and click on a link that results in a download - knowingly or not - and Safari will download the file... and, if it's an archive of some sort (a .sit), it'll open it, autoexpand, and - voila - that's enough to install - yes, install, because the mere presense of an app on your hard drive in Mac OS and Mac OS X automatically sets up things like file associations - the application.


      Nope. They fixed that. It now asks for confirmation the first time the user tries to open a file whose association has been changed by the Finder noticing a new app which handles that file type. Granted, that still means users have to be aware of security issues and not auto-click OK, but ultimately that's going to be true of any security system that isn't ultra-intrusive.
  54. Advertisers in general are going insane by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'd submitted this gem to /., but they obviously felt it wasn't news.

    A lady in El Paso gets a telemarketing call. She says no, repeatedly. Telemarketer ignores her, repeatedly. She hangs up, forcefully.

    She later gets a letter saying:

    Jill Beyer,

    Before you are rude to another telemarketer, you should keep in mind that he or she has your phone number and your address.

    Many of them live in your own state and most don't give a (expletive)!

    So, Ms. Beyer, the next time a telemarketer calls and you don't want to be bothered, a simple "not interested" will do.

    Your son or daughter or next-door neighbor's daughter could very well be a telemarketer. A handicapped, wheelchair-bound person could be a telemarketer. A biker or ex-con is more likely to be a telemarketer. You really, really shouldn't (expletive) with them!

    As they say in the telemarketing industry, "Have a good day Ms. Beyer!"


    So, we have:
    • Television stations prohibiting us from recording shows (via the broadcast bit)
    • TV execs saying "skipping commercials is theft"
    • Telemarketers threatening those who will not listen to their pitches.
    • Adware companies fighting over who can infest your computer.
    • Drive-by installs of adware


    OK, I move that we commit all advertisers to institutions for the criminally insane, right now.

    Any seconds?
    1. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could just abandon the Internet and television, and entertain ourselves like they did in the old days: public hangings! (of the executives for television stations, telemarketing firms, and adware/spyware companies, that is).

    2. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You havev my vote

    3. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OK, I move that we commit all advertisers to institutions for the criminally insane, right now.


      That will never work. Better to just line them up and shoot them.

    4. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by konstantinlevin · · Score: 1

      Second.

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      What the hell was I supposed to be doing? I was going to do something, and now I'm on /.
    5. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that telemarketers are professionals trying to earn a living, I don't waste their time with useless chitchat like "No, thank you". As soon as I 've identified them, I just hang up.

      Once someone called back and I did have to explain that we hadn't actually been "cut off".

    6. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by greed · · Score: 1
      Given the number of telemarketers per capita, I'm more than willing to add them to the welfare rolls instead of getting phone calls from them.

      Besides, the money they are getting from people will still exist, they can work some other way to get it.

    7. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Watch that comment -- they are now a significant percentage of the population.

      There are entire cities that depend on telemarketing jobs to survive.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    8. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by JesusCigarettes · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have to say, having worked as a telephone interviewer for a survey company, that this isn't nearly as unreasonable as it sounds from the article. People are insufferably rude when they receive unsolicited calls. I can understand not appreciating telemarketing calls or telephone surveys, but simply saying "Please place me on your 'Do Not Call' list" is always a sufficient way to deal with telemarketers.

      And when you're calling someone for a survey, and you say "Hello, my name is Ketan from ***** Marketing Research and today we're conducting a survey" and they respond "FUCK YOU BITCH I don't want to buy none of your shit", it's very frustrating. Especially when you reply "Sir/Ma'am, I'm not trying to sell you anything" and they respond "Yes you are! Don't lie to me!".

      Here are some examples of hilarious things that happen when you call people for surveys. Some of them are funny, but most of your calls just reaffirm that people are incapable of being polite or caring in any way.

      Me: Hi, I'm calling from *** and we're--
      Respondent: Keep it, buddy, I'm gettin' laid! [tries to hang up, picks up, dials number very quickly]

      Me: Hi, I'm calling from ***--
      Older Woman: Hiiiiii! How are--
      Little Kid: GET OFF THE PHONE! GET OFF THE PHONE! Sorry, she's crazy.

      Justin: Hi, I'm calling from ***--
      Female Respondent: You just interrupted the best blow job ever.
      Justin: I am so, so sorry.

      Me: Hello, I'm calling from *** Marketing and we're conducting a survey for *Cellular Company*. May I please speak to Edmund or someone in your house who has service with *Cell Company*?
      Respondent: I'm Edmund. I hate everybody. Bye.

      Me: Is the person White, Asian, Hispanic, African American, or some other race?
      Respondent: Yeah, we're all Hispanic here. We migrated down from Hispania. [N.B. he was joking]

      Pat: When would be a good time to call you back?
      Respondent: Probably about a year from now.
      Pat: A year? Awesome! [N.B. he was serious]

      Drew: I assure you we're not trying to sell you anything.
      Respondent: You are trying to sell something! All of these surveys are just attempts to sell stuff! Let me tell you all about how it's all bullshit and you're just trying to advertise to me.
      Drew: Thank you sir. Have a nice day.

    9. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      Personally I'd rather waste their time to try and make it less profitable for the telemarketing companies in general. Have a converstaion with them, act as if your insterested...and sometimes try and scare them. I've noticed no company calls me twice :-)

    10. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by eric76 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I used to like to have fun with the sales men/women.

      One time this one lady called and the conversation went like this:

      Woman: Good afternoon. May I speak to Mrs eric76?
      Me: No.
      Woman: Why not?
      Me: She's being punished and isn't allowed to speak to anyone for another week.
      Woman (in a rather cautious voice): Oh! I see.

      and then she hung up.

      Another time I told a telemarketer that Mrs eric76 was busy screwing one of the neighbors.

      My favorite was a woman from San Antonio that called for some kind of radio survey. I tried to see how long I could talk to her on the telephone and about anything but radio.

      Every time she tried to ask me about radio stations in my area, I'd ask her a question about San Antonio.

      Not only did I ask her about restraunts, I asked her about several friends of mine who lived in or near San Antonio. It turned out that she had never met any of them!

    11. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by NecoX · · Score: 1

      Bill Hicks said it best "If you're in marketing, kill yourself" RIP.

    12. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but simply saying "Please place me on your 'Do Not Call' list" is always a sufficient way to deal with telemarketers

      Nope, it makes me angry, and it's good to express one's anger. And if enough people express it, maybe we can have our phones back at last. The anger comes from not just your call, no. It comes because your call has come as the second or third time that day that I have been pulled away from what I was doing, ran to a phone that I had been waiting for for some other reason, and it's someone presuming to butt into my private time to try to sell me something. Some people tolerate it fine, good for them. Some people just really want someone to talk to (I've done telemarketing at one point actually, so I know this). The rest of us are busy having our lives, and unless you're going to make a contribution to at least my phone bill, stay the hell off my phone. I pay for it to be used for my purposes, you can't reasonably presume that my priorities include salesmen in my own home at any time that is convenient to them. Friends, family, certainly, these are priorities. Others are trespassers.

    13. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by JesusCigarettes · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there's a solution to this. It's easy enough to block calls that don't have caller ID, or that recognize calls without caller ID and say "If this is a sales or marketing call, please hang up now." You can even purchase devices to do this.

      Besides, there's a huge difference between a sales call and a marketing call, and most people don't seem to know the difference. Telephone surveys are one of the primary means by which all surveys about anything are done.

    14. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, one of my closest friends, who I will always answer the phone for, has a blocked number, and I don't know if I'd want to put a message like that in their face every time they phone me. I wish I could just actually be taken off the list when I ask for it, but there isn't just one unfortunately, and my contact info has been sold numerous times and continues to propagate. I don't want a Mastercard for example. Since MC is actually represented by many and varied financial institutions, it's not really one company, so every bloody one of them keeps trying to get me to have theirs. A particular one never ever calls me of course, that's the one I originally had a Mastercard with way back, ran it up and eventually got it forcefully cancelled by them. You'd think that would get the others to leave me alone, but no. The major flood didn't actually begin until years later, very soon after I got a VISA.

    15. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second That!

      I got rid of ALL telemarketers two years ago. As it turns out there are only a few master lists that all telemarketing companies use. When you get yourself placed on a do-not-call list at the master level it only takes a few attempts to stop the calls forever.

      When a telemarketer calls, be polite, be interested but be direct. Tell them that you would like to know where they acquired your phone number. If they cay that they can't tell you that, they're lying. Ask to speak to their supervisor.

      Eventually with enough persistence (assuming they aren't frauds) you will have the name and phone number of the company that provided them with your info. Have them place you on their do not call list and move on.

      Call the company that you just acquired the name of and tell them that you just found out that you are on their call list and you would like to know where they got it.

      Lather. Rinse. Repeat. With some patience you will eventually be on the master do-not-call list of every major marketing company.

      Combine this with a national do-not-call list to fill in the gaps and you're phone spam proof.

      Like I said, I did this two years ago and now the only calls I get are NPOs and surveys (but even they don't call that much).

    16. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by nukeade · · Score: 1

      Telemarketers love listening to me play video games! If they interrupt my video game time, they get an earful of random First Person Shooter until they can get their supervisors to disconnect them. Let them forward their letters to Mr. Duke Nukem!

      ~Ben

    17. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Considering that telemarketers are professionals trying to earn a living,
      The same might be said of car stereo thieves. The fact that someone chooses to do some action "to earn a living" does not change whether that action is right or wrong.

      People do not have the right to "earn a living" by intruding upon others, seizing control of their property (such as a telephone or a computer), and abusing it for purposes hostile to the purposes of the owner. To do so is not "professional"; it is crime.

      My property is my own, to be used for my purposes and with my permission. It does not belong to telephone criminals, spam criminals, or spyware criminals.

    18. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      You think this way because you live in your own timeframe. Its the first time you called this person.

      But its the 100th call that person has received and their is no patience left. So i feel that "FUCK YOU BITCH" is the minimum to adequately express how one feels at this time.

      Yes, everyone has to make a living, and I have respect for people that call. Just like some people are jerks, some telemarketers are too. One can only take so much.

  55. Removing legitimate programs -- Radlight/Ad-Aware by bedelman · · Score: 1
  56. and how long before by hsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Users are sued for deleting malware off their computer? where do you go from here?

    1. Re:and how long before by dago · · Score: 2

      Well, accoring to Jamie Kellner (CEO of Turner Broadcasting : "Anytime you skip a commercial ... you're actually stealing the programming.".

      Not counting such propositions ...
      it'll be there before you'll be moderated as funny.

      --
      #include "coucou.h"
    2. Re:and how long before by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      "Users are sued for deleting malware off their computer? where do you go from here?"

      Actually I and no doubt lots of others in here would welcome that. Because it would then be an opportunity for the EFF or whatever to get in on the case and actually test the legality of EULAs

      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
  57. May I be the first by PitaBred · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Or 32nd as the case may be, to say:
    Serves the fuckers right

    1. Re:May I be the first by CTalkobt · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> Or 32nd as the case may be, to say:
      >> Serves the fuckers right

      Geesh. I was about to mark you as redundant before I posted this but then realized that you're claiming to be the 32nd one to post it, not the 1st.

      *goes off looking for another person claiming to be the 32nd poster of Servers the **** right so he can mark them*

      Wait, I posted.

      Drat. Darnit. (^&(^*&^*

      Mark me up/down according to your sense of humour.

      --
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  58. This reminds me... by Hieremias · · Score: 1, Funny

    This reminds me of the guys who reported to the police that their pot had been stolen. Just goes to show not everyone was meant to be an entrepreneur, some are just wage-earners.

  59. Re:Mr. Kettle's comments upon Mr. Pot's reflectivi by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAL, but this is /. :P

    Most 1st world legal systems (not sure whether the U.S. qualifies any more) have a "fine print" legal exemption - you can't put something onerous into an agreement and then try and hide it via tactics like fine print, or clicking through 76 pages, etc. Such clauses can be invalidated in the court.

    Basically, you can't put stuff in the fine print that a "reasonable" person wouldn't expect to be agreeing to in the context of the agreement being reached.

  60. If you want to stop malware... by lottameez · · Score: 1

    ...there needs to be a campaign to identify and discredit the advertisers who use it. If there is no money, there is no malware.

    --
    Yeah? Well I think you're overrated too.
  61. This will create a spyware arms race by bjgolden · · Score: 1

    One of the unfortunate side effects of competition is that even competition among vermin makes them more potent vermin. Now spyware authors will be shoring up their spyware defenses to ensure they are the only leech attached to the host. New, probably more sinister techniques will be developed to both protect one spyware installation as well as prevent/deactivate others. They may even take an offensive strategy to defending themselves. All this will make it even more difficult for the average user to both rid their machine of existing spyware as well as prevent the introduction of new spyware.

    Let's hope the folks at Lavasoft (makers of Ad-aware) and others are ready for the almost certain onslaught of new techniques.

  62. What?! by JesterXXV · · Score: 1
    Now Avenue Media is crying foul and have filed a lawsuit against DirectRevenue stating that DirectRevenue 'knowingly and with intent to defraud, exceeded its authorized access to users' computers.'

    *brain asplodes from irony*

    --
    Yo mama so fake, she failed the Turing Test.
    1. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "asplodes"? I do not think that word means...anything.

      Don't tell me you think using a non-word is ironic, either. Sheesh.

    2. Re:What?! by JesterXXV · · Score: 1
      I do not think that word means...anything.

      Really. You don't say. I was not aware. I did not know that that was not a word. Really.

      --
      Yo mama so fake, she failed the Turing Test.
  63. Spyware vs. Spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't I see this in Mad Magazine? a black spyware and a white spyware battling for supremacy, often blowing themselves up in the process. It was pretty funny.

  64. If I were on the jury... by Teppy · · Score: 1

    If I were on this jury I would intentionally deadlock, forcing a mistrial. In that way, both companies would have to pay to have another trial. I would hope the next jury would do the same.

  65. They'll never stop by Scutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?

    I remember reading this short story once about an ad-infested world where there were ads on every available surface. On your toilet paper, on your pancakes, on every square inch of wall, *everywhere*. One image was the protagonist attempting to shave (with difficulty) by looking through a letter "O" on his mirror. He finally gets fed up and he meets a woman who offers him a secret place to go to get away from ads for a few hours at a time. The twist was that the tiny one-room ad-free apartment was actually a government-run re-education facility to brainwash "ad-hating dissidents" to start accepting ads again.

    Anyone know this story or remember the name? Now that us TiVo people are considered TV thieves, I'm starting to feel the story to be prophectic.

    --

    "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    1. Re:They'll never stop by nukem · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of Spaceballs the Movie.
      Spaceballs the Toilet Paper!

      Spaceballs the Flamethrower!
      I need one of those.....

    2. Re:They'll never stop by Trifthen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That makes me think of another point. If ads become so pervasive that they're on every surface, everywhere; like spam, who has time to read them all? Seriously, if ads were everywhere, they'd just start blurring together.

      Heck, we already see so many ads today, that I can't describe to you the last Ad I saw. Web ads? TV ads? Billboards? Radio? Magazines? Newspapers? It doesn't matter. The human brain works by recording general traits, only getting specific if something stands out, or you make a mental note. With so many ads, it seems like people are starting to see ads, think "Just another ad... ignore," and move on with their lives. How does this help advertisers of any kind?

      Yet oddly enough, advertisers will break their backs to find new places to put ads. So I demand more ads! The more I see, the less I'll notice. Bring 'em on, bitch!

      --
      Read: Rabbit Rue - Free serial nove
    3. Re:They'll never stop by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      no, but I remember a short story where people had to achieve their ad quota everyday or else face fines. Everyone wore some kind of headset that could track where they were looking or what they were listening to so that the ad could be registered if they held their gaze on it for long enough

      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    4. Re:They'll never stop by cbr0005 · · Score: 1

      I remember reading this short story once about an ad-infested world where there were ads on every available surface. On your toilet paper, on your pancakes, on every square inch of wall, *everywhere*. One image was the protagonist attempting to shave (with difficulty) by looking through a letter "O" on his mirror. He finally gets fed up and he meets a woman who offers him a secret place to go to get away from ads for a few hours at a time. The twist was that the tiny one-room ad-free apartment was actually a government-run re-education facility to brainwash "ad-hating dissidents" to start accepting ads again.

      Anyone know this story or remember the name? Now that us TiVo people are considered TV thieves, I'm starting to feel the story to be prophectic.


      Assuming that you aren't just being sarcastic, and that this is a real story, it sounds like a silly retelling of 1984, which followed along the same general guidelines.

  66. How long by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?

    Easy. Until people stop buying their products.
    Spam wouldn't exist if it wasn't economically feasable to do so.

  67. Opportunity for EULA reform by powdered+toast+dude · · Score: 1
    Suppose a user installs two programs. The EULAs of each stipulate that (s)he agrees to not uninstall the software nor let anything else uninstall it, and that (s)he permits the software to uninstall whatever else it sees fit.

    The user has just agreed to contradictory things, thus illuminating the degree to which users (expectably and reasonably) have no clue where EULA-speak is concerned.

    Who wins? If both companies sue the hell out of each other and the courts call bullshit, we all do. Until that unlikely event, it's war in the trenches. Me, I'm packing plenty of MREs for the long haul.

    $0.02,
    ptd

    --
    I'm an animal lover -- they're delicious!
  68. hum by zobi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The EULA displayed during DirectRevenue's adware installation states:
    "You further understand and agree, by installing the software, that the software may, without any further prior notice to you, remove, disable or render inoperative other adware programs resident on your computer..."
    If the legal suite goes in favor of DirectRevenue, it will be matter of days before this kind of EULA is modified, to allow adware programs to uninstall adware-removal tools as well!
  69. Hoping this trend continues! by DrDebug · · Score: 1

    Heres hoping that spammers will get on this bandwagon, and they will all start tossing lawsuits at each other!!

    Bliss!!

  70. Honor among thieves by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought that there *was* honor among thieves, the contradictory nature of the statement "There is honor among thieves" giving it its resonance.

    1. Re:Honor among thieves by tootlemonde · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought that there *was* honor among thieves...

      The correct phrase is "There is honor even among thieves", apparently first recorded in 1630. Also, "Thieves are never rogues among themselves."

      There's an authoritative discussion here. (The ODEP mentioned is the Oxford Dictionary of English Proverbs).

  71. Uninstalling eachothers malware...next... by deft · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know it will install a screen saver that DOS's the competitors website!

    --

    There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
  72. "I agree not to uninstall this software..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until there's a clause in the EULA that says, "I agree not to uninstall this software, under threat of lawsuit."

  73. More defensive stance for malware by hoyty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In trying to clean a laptop yesterday I used Ad-Aware SE. At the end of its scanning process it allows you to select what to remove. When I got to this point one of the malwares took control of Ad-Aware quickly and added itself to the ignore list. I found this quite amazing. Part of the ignore was some of CWS, but there were other things there as well. I was able to scan again and remove the ignores. This new trend is mildly disturbing.

    --
    Hoyty
    1. Re:More defensive stance for malware by soloes · · Score: 1

      there is a program called noadaware, sometimes reffered to as hackthis that I find to remove eveno those tricky ones.

      --
      New and improved Guilt. Now its alcohol soluble!
  74. Last malware standing... by beaststwo · · Score: 1

    The problem with this idea is after that last great malware battle is fought on your computer, the last malware creator left standing has still his wares on your machine, still spying on you, still working to steal your private info.

  75. glad I am safe by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 0

    I use linux so I am pretty safe for now adware wise., but this is really getting out of hand. I just thank god I don't have to do tech support on windows these days. what a nightmare for those who do.

    --
    Obama is a twitter sock puppet
  76. It won't help the consumers... by tgd · · Score: 1

    As long as there's demand for their services, the services will exist. Laws won't stop it. Technology won't stop it.

    Demand will stop when the ads stop working. Fact is, though, the ads work.

  77. Far-reaching case by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
    The result of this case could be more far-reaching than many people might think. If the court rules in favor of Avenue Media, such a ruling could open the door to laws against *any* adware being removed from one's computer.

    Think about it. Say that Average User X already has Avenue Media adware on his computer. He installs software which contains DirectRevinue spyware, part of the license agreement for which stipulates that the Avenue Media software will be removed from his computer. He does so, and the Avenue Media software is removed.

    Now, say that the same user has Avenue Media adware on his computer and installs a spyware remover; say, AdAware. He runs the program, and the Avenue Media software is removed. How is this scenario any different from the first? In both cases, the user willingly downloads a program that states it will remove spyware, and it does so.

    If the court rules in favor of Avenue Media, it will set a precedent that software, even if the user agrees willingly to use it and to the terms of using it, cannot remove other software that the user has willingly agreed to install. Indeed, such a decision could concievably make programs like AdAware illegal.

    Now, the only case in which the court could concievably rule in favor of Avenue Media and not set such a precedent would be if Direct Revenue did not state in their EULA that they would remove Avenue Media spyware. If this is the case, then it is clearly a violation of contract law. Hopefully this will either in fact be the case, or the court will make the sane decision to side with DirectRevenue.

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  78. Time for some new Malware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we get some malware that uninstalls ALL other Malware, then uninstalls itself? That would great!

  79. Dissension among ranks by pawnIII · · Score: 1

    First virus writers trying to destroy each others works, now malware creators. Whats next, is the FBI's snorting software going to be destroyed by the CIA's snorting software.

    Personally, I'm glad they are fighting amongst themselves. Maybe they'll take out each other, and it'll be a better day for the rest of us.

  80. Advertisers in general are going insane-Tar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what you left off.

    "El Paso police are reportedly taking the threat seriously and are searching for the person who sent the letter. "

    So the story isn't really any different than some random individual sending threatening letters.

    For all we know it could simply be a scam, and have nothing to do with telemarketing.

    "Hello, Wowbagger. Send money...or else."

    1. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane-Tar by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "For all we know it could simply be a scam, and have nothing to do with telemarketing."

      I just don't believe that you could have typed that with a straight face.

      telemarketing *is* a scam.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    2. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane-Tar by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      Other than the fact that a scammer not associated with the telemarketer would not have known she was rude to a telemarketer.

      And for the fact that unlike a scam, there is no clear way this letter profits the sender unless he is a telemarketer.

    3. Re:Advertisers in general are going insane-Tar by pyrros · · Score: 1

      Just like people emailing me have no way of knowing I have a paypal acount.

  81. ALL GO IN! NONE COME OUT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone chant:
    "All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! All go in! None come out! ..." :)

    Damn all-caps lameness filter.

  82. Why, what's wrong with ads? by RealProgrammer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In about 1995 I worked for a telemarketer. Yeah, I know. Anyway, I sat in a meeting once with some people from a trendy ad agency. They said one of the best ways to market things on the Internet was to visit newsgroups and message boards (what we now call blogs), and ask a question as one user, then provide the answer as another. The answer, of course, would advertize Our Fine Product.

    I told them that was lying, and that it was wrong. They looked at me blankly. I may as well have been speaking Latin. I then explained a bit about Internete culture, and the negative feedback of spamming newsgroups. That, they could comprehend, but they didn't think I knew what I was talking about. Their model worked - and it wasn't lying, it was just business.

    The mindset of people who spam, sell banner ads, use covert marketing, and advertize on Channel One is (to overgeneralize): whatever it takes to make money.

    It doesn't matter what is "right" or "wrong" - rightness and wrongness are a matter of degree, and that degree is measured by a cost-benefit equation. If the

    (likely revenue) > X% + sum of (potential costs * likelihood of each)

    that's good and "right", otherwise it's bad and "wrong". 'X' represents the amount of margin you could make off some other investment.

    The thing that distinguishes telemarketers and spammers is that negative feedback from non-customers doesn't bother them.

    --
    sigs, as if you care.
    1. Re:Why, what's wrong with ads? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Their model worked - and it wasn't lying, it was just business."

      Of course, that is half true; it is lying and it is business. Where marketting is concerned, the two go hand in hand.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    2. Re:Why, what's wrong with ads? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Very insightful.

    3. Re:Why, what's wrong with ads? by boldra · · Score: 1

      I wrote a bot that did this.

      It logged into Yahoo chat as two or three different people and proceeded to have a conversation with itself:

      John_21309: Hi Bill, guess what, I just bought that new Fony TV I told you about!
      Bill_39804: Hi John, gosh, is it good?
      John_21309: Good? It's great! And now they're on sale!
      Jill_23489: I've heard Fony TVs are the best, I'm gonna buy one right now!

      and so on. The fun part was testing it by putting chunks of shakespear in and letting it loose in a quiet room.

      People don't have much trouble identifying chat bots because they can't have a proper conversation with anyone. If they fake that, others can truly believe they are real people.

      The good news is that the company I wrote it for went belly-up before they had a chance to use it (and after they paid for it!)

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  83. I don't know about the rest of you.. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but this just made my christmas! Since Santa seems to think I have been a good boy, I have a few more things to ask for...

    1) A video tape of rival gangs of spammers getting in knife fights over ISP bandwith 'turf'.

    2) Microsoft's Yakuzza getting irritated with SCO's failures to bring down Linux, and doing drive-bys shootings to the board menbers.

    3) George Bush Jr. getting in a sissy slap-fight with John Ashcroft over the pronunciation of the word 'Nucular'.

    --

    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  84. it's a start by uf22 · · Score: 0

    At least if this trend continues we'll only have 1 of these awful things running on our machine at any given time instead of 10. Better than nothing?

    --
    Have you ever asked yourself, Is It Normal?.
    1. Re:it's a start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we or you, some dont use windows

  85. EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, if were bound to EULAs that aren't even seen during install...

    Does that mean they're (adware companies) bound to any License I say applies to my computer?

    Because I think I'll just add a text file to my C:\ that says "By installing any software on this computer you agree to pay the owner $100. In addition you agree to also pay him $10 for every pop-up ad he sees."

    And then just find a good lawyer... "Well they should have read my EULA before hijacking my computer" is just about as ridiculous as the legal line of reasoning that makes adware "legal" in the first place.

    So... Anybody want to represent me?

  86. People need to stop buying adware products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the companies that use adware don't have anyone buying their products, then they can't afford to pay an adware company. We should make it illegal to purchase products sold using adware.

  87. A vs P by Yolegoman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoever wins, we lose.

  88. Genertic Algorithim in Action by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've wondered for years when someone would write the first true 'genetic algorithim' based worm/virus. It would be a fantastic and alternately, horrible landmark in computer science.

    However, there is no point in designing a fitness evaluation. In real natural processes, the fitness evaluation is competition for resources. The only reason why it has to be introduced into modeled simulations is that there is no real competition in a model unless you include it. The real fitness evaluator of a virus is how easily it can spread, how hard it is to detect, and how difficult it is to remove.

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  89. Next step - get China involved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's next, Malware re-writing it's competition to say "Tawain is part of China" so Beijing will ban them?

    All your malware are belong to us.

  90. What I always wonder about by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
    If someone finds out that some adware has invaded his computer, seriously harming its performance, it seems to me that person is not very likely to react positively to the advertisements promoted by the adware.

    "Shit! I lost my documents, my computer is slow as molasses, and most of my screen is covered by ads for penis enlargement pills. Hm. Maybe I should order some penis enlargement pills..."

  91. EULAs not intended to be read by ae · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I got my IBM ThinkPad X31 about a year ago, I figured I might as well try to boot Windows just once to see what kind of hardware-specific tools IBM supplied. (Trying to get a refund for an operating system I did not want was not possible, since IBM made it clear, that if you did not agree to the licenses of all the supplied software, you were free to return the laptop, which, of course, was not an option.)

    I didn't get very far, though. Before it would boot (acutally, install Windows from a restore parition) the software wanted my to agree to two click-through EULAs, one from Microsoft and one from IBM. The funny part is that the license texts, which would have required tens of pages each if printed for sure, was displayed in two tiny text areas, only three text lines high. There was no option to save or print the licenses, and, if I call correctly, there was even some music playing in the background.

    The point is, noone is intended to read these texts. I'm not sure what implications that has for the validity of this kind of licenses in various jurisdictions (IANAL etc), but the whole situation is just weird.

    (Needless to say, I powered off the machine at that point and net-booted a Debian installer.)

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  92. Just how far...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [i]Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?[/i]

    I wouldn't know since the OS and platform I use doesn't have such a epidemic taking place.

    FYI, I use Mac OS X but of course other choices exist that similarly have little issue of malware/adware existing and/or self installing.

  93. Sounds good to me! by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    Finally, a spyware program that will help me get rid of the rest of my spyware. Better to have 1 program transmitting your information than 10, right? Where can I download it?

    --
    Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
  94. Alien vs. Predator by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    This sounds a lot like the plot of the movie AVP.

    "Whoever wins... we lose".

  95. What malware? by stesch · · Score: 1

    I can't remember having any problems with this kind of software. Just don't install it.

  96. Hand wringing by Muttonhead · · Score: 1
    "Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?"

    The Slashdot of pre 9/11 wouldn't have allowed a pro Windows hand wringing story like this. It would have have been repleat with solutions. Here's a solution: use Linux.

  97. DirectRevenue User License Agreement? by telstar · · Score: 1
    "DirectRevenue acknowledges that it may uninstall competing applications in its user license agreement."
    • A malware company with a user license agreement? When, exactly, do users agree to that?

  98. Actually, this brings to light a larger question.. by Ratphace · · Score: 4, Insightful


    ...and that question is just how binding is a company allowed to make its EULA?

    I think all the EULA's are out of control as to how much control and ownership these companies have over your PC and what right's we as owners of the PC should have reserved.

    I keep hoping someday, someone, somewhere will really bring all these EULA's that we are all subjected to each and everytime we install something, under a microscope and start really questioning the legality of said EULA's.

    Just my 2 cents...

  99. This is great! by Subjective · · Score: 1


    Lawsuits or not, adware companies are starting to fight each other.
    This will lower the status-quo - amount of adwares you get - while increasing the invasion of privacy - there will be less companies, less seperate databases.

    Perhaps software companies whose users are complaining alot will uninstall malware when their product is installed (the EULA sais software XYZ is incompatible with ours and will be removed).

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  100. How Far? by eno2001 · · Score: 1
    Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?

    They are scum of the earth bastards. If they could find a way to beam that ads directly into your brain 24/7 and then charge you for experiencing their "Intellectual Property", the would do it. That's how far.

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    1. Re:How Far? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Not really scum. For capitalism to work you need things like this - by installing mal/spy/adware on to the computers of users who don't know enough about malware to stop it, jobs are created for people who charge to clean out your computer, at the same time, the malware company is making money from the advertising before the computer is cleaned, this means that work has been 'created' and as we know work -> profit through supply and demand - the users who object to the advertising will mostly pay for its removal, while the users who like the advertising (which may be quite small) buy the advertised products. Removing yourself from the low end of this system (the poor malware infested user) is simple - you just need the knowledge to install a firewall, quit IE, install regular patches, run adware removal software or switch OS. Its a beautiful ecosystem of money with complex interactions and circles, while it may make absolutely no sense to the technically minded that stupid advertising and malware can create good, to the business minded person it means money! Oddly enough I never really understood things like this until I sold out and started learning things like Flash and C#.NET, also i think my student debt helped too.

      Think of it from their view - imagine you had invented the technology to beam adverts directly to peoples heads and also found the legal loophole to charge them for it - you could be rich! and all it would take would be a little selling out...

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    2. Re:How Far? by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      Hehehe. Nice troll. ;)

      That means the protection rackets are a necessary evil within capitalism too. Create a threat that is very real unless the potential victim pays a "protection" fee. I see all sorts of "ecosystems" growing out of that. Come to think of it, I think the Bush administration does too. ;P

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    3. Re:How Far? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      No, a protection racket would be if _they_ charged you to remove the malware that _they_ had installed. This is supply and demand. You're body needs cafine - you buy coffee, your addicted to computer games - you buy computer games, the radio sticks a stupid reused melody in your head - you buy the song. 1000's of people are injured from a terrorist attack - you charge paramedics 3 times the price for a crate of water. etc...

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  101. Symbiotes not necessarily 100% benign. by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    A better example of symbiotes in the body are the "friendly" bacteria we need to digest our food, a subset of which also keep Candida Albicans, the fungus that causes "yeast infections" and "oral thrush," in check.

    One of these bacteria is e. Coli, which can actually be dangerous if it goes outside the boundaries of the colon. So actually not all of them are benign if they are out of their natural place.

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    1. Re:Symbiotes not necessarily 100% benign. by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      I did not really mention any symbiotes. But it is true, the examples you gave are accurate.

  102. Simple, they make spyware removing apps. by blanks · · Score: 1

    This is even happening today, you can down load "free" spyware removal software, that will be nice enough to remove all spayware on your pc, minus the spyware you install to use their spyware removal.

    They will keep your machine "clean" for the price of a few ad's.

    p.s. Yeah I dont have any links to backup this, do a search on downloads.com. I know their are some available there.

  103. Long Live the Click-through EULA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sounds perfectly legal to me. I'd be willing to bet Direct Revenue's EULA (you know, the one I'm sure everyone who installs their software reads before doing so) has a clause in it that says "Our software is allowed to delete competitor's software."

    Since the user no doubt agreed to it, I see no problem here.

  104. The users permission was clearly given... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    ... when they went to that link from google that appeared to be completely different then the description shown, the pop-under ad clearly stated in an invisible html comment that if you do not agree with their EULA available at a seperate url then you should disconnect from their website before the software has finished installing on your computer because allowing the software to install implies acceptence of the terms of their contract.

    (Yes, I'm a member of the punctuation conservation guild)

  105. Wait till the cable company is a phone company by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Wrapped up in a movie/TV/radio company. Not only will they criminalize zapping through their malware (advertising) they will make it illegal to refuse to buy the service at all. You can expect to have private ownership of computers, or at least private responsibility for what's on your computer to go away and be replaced by a government licence. Of course people will still be prosecuted for the content of their machines but someone's got to fill the prisons....

  106. EULA protected virus by Naito · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone needs to write one, then we can really test the legality of this spyware "it's (hidden) in the EULA!" crap.

  107. Here's the court filing by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's the court filing. It's in the U.S. District Court in Seattle, WA. None of the parties are there; DirectMedia is in New York, and Avenue Media is in Curacao. But DirectMedia claims that Seattle is appropriate because the software is sometimes used there.

    Avenue Media is claiming "tortious interference with contract" on the grounds that DirectMedia is interfering with their contractual relationships with their customers. This is in addition to their Computer Fraud and Abuse Act claim. The rationale, presumably, is that if they can show some kind of illegal act under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, their "tortious interference" claim might go somewhere.

    Some anti-spyware group might want to file a friend-of-the-court brief. The best possible ruling would be that both parties are violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, and therefore DirectMedia cannot claim to come to court with clean hands.

  108. whats ac? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whats ac?

    that url causes bandwidth simply in your webbrowser with mere javascript and html. nothing to be installed there.

    the original poster said, similar to the lycos screensaver but _without_ the hassle and much more effective.

    1. Re:whats ac? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "AC" is Anonymous Coward. You must be new here. The post was sarcasm. Try reading it again, keeping this image, or perhaps this one in mind while thinking about what might be causing one's computer to run too slowly.

  109. I had to laugh by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1
    Once the computer is infected with 10 different unwanted programs, the person is likely to take some action to address the situation.

    It is amazing to me what people will put up with in the way of a stability or preformance hit before they'll seek professional help.

  110. Your idea is brilliant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...however as soon as it is put into place Microsoft, IBM, SCO, Oracle, and others will join forces to lobby to have the law amended to wave the fee (or reduce it to a nickel) for contracts intended for mass redistribution.

    And they will just keep re-proposing the bill until it passes.

    IMO, the best way to overcome this plague is get Linux into government use (as well, of course, as public use). Then, once the decision-makers are fairly addicted to Linux, but discover that it can't deliver new features (due to patent law), they will realize the need to take a serious re-evaluation of how our country treats software in general.

    just my thought.

  111. DOOM2 analogy by uid100 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a level on DOOM2 (perhaps level 14?) where there is a room *filled* with Demons. The only way to survive was to open the door, blast in a quick rocket and shut the door. All the Demons would slaughter each other until there was one left, and he was very weak by then.

    It has been a long time since I finished that game (on a Nexgen 80 MHz!)

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  112. Meeting of the minds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently (IANAL) there is a legal concept of "meeting of the minds" which renders a contract void if it is clear and obvious that one of the parties did not understand the contract at all.

    A contract is an agreement, and an agreement only holds water if both sides actually agree, and in order to logically agree both sides must understand that to which they are agreeing. Or something like that.

    There is also some concept of presiding law, or maybe it was inalienable rights....either way it boils down to contractual clauses which can be written, agreed upon, understood, and signed, but which can still NEVER be legally enforced. This is because certian specific protections cannot ever be signed away, no matter how badly you want to give them up. Though, in my own experience, this has only ever come up in renter's agreements for apartments and/or housing.

  113. I see no downside by serutan · · Score: 1

    Pitting malware against malware has all the advantages of an interfamily mafia war, but without the annoying bloated corpses in the river.

  114. buuuuuurn, buuuuuuurn in litigious hell! by geekbruin · · Score: 1

    i find this all so very funny.

    it reminds me of a post last week about lyco's anti-spyware screensaver and yet they have their own spyware.

    incidentally, no one answered my previous query as to whether lycos actually does author sidesearch.

  115. Sidekick Anyone? by Sumbody · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this kinda ring true of the old Terminate Stay Resident (TSR) keystoke wars of old? Granted, this was in the 8086 days, but applications like Sidekick would fight with any other program over an (Alt-something)keystroke for activation... to the point the competing programs were swapping out the address every 30 ms or so as they "patrolled" it.

  116. Blame the advertisers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as the advertisers themselves continue to support these companies, then these companies will exist.

  117. Most amazing by mntgomery · · Score: 1

    What I find most amazing about this is that there are lawyers out there willing to stoop low enough as to represent both sides.

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  118. I just hope ... by __aamcgs2220 · · Score: 1

    ... this turns out to be one of those "snake eating its tail" sort of things. They'll just litigate themselves out of existence by arguing that the other company doesn't have the right to modify software on the PC, etc., etc., etc. Anyone think it has that potential? I'm too busy at work to argue one way or another at the moment. Maybe the lawyers that "stooped" to that level will be astute enough to let it happen?

  119. Oh Man....... by ZennouRyuu · · Score: 0

    I think I am going to be sick......

  120. New Perspectives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else see this as a good thing? We've spent so much time fighting malware, how can having malware fight itself hurt anything? This is the equivilent of contracting a manic depressive parasite with suicidal tendencies.

  121. A Simple OSS Spyware removal tool by erroneus · · Score: 1

    That's what I'd like to see.

    It could be hosted on Sourceforge and a bunch of people could keep it honest there... no one to be "bought out" to exclude their company's malware. Just a simple EXE and a data file somewhere (local or on the net) that will just identify all known crap-ware and remove it with very little user activity.

    If it's free and Open Source we should be able to trust it. If it were developed and maintained, I don't know who would sponsor the advertisement... after all, sources like download.com are probably spyware purveyors themselves. I guess it would take mention in some well-known publications along with some sort of agreement/deal with major ISPs. (But I'm DAMNED sure that ISPs would cooperate in spreading the tool since a huge portion of their support calls are dealing with malware complaints... it would save them a lot of labor cost.)

    Who could write such a program? Couldn't be all THAT difficult -- I manually clean out malware at the office all of the time. Sometimes I have to go into a safe mode and run the registry editor to make it happen though... but basically, with malware, it's little more than stop the executable, delete the program and remove the registry entry. Some require a little more care than that, but the basics remain the same.

  122. How bout a virus that breaks malware? by crovira · · Score: 1

    I think that this would be great. Just something that would look at everybody who'se catching keyboard and mouse events and if they are on a list of malware, break 'em at the event catcher.

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    1. Re:How bout a virus that breaks malware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      similar things have happened. The welchia worm was released to combat the blaster virus. Problem was, being a worm, it could flood your network as badly as any DOS in an attempt to replicate itself. So which one was worse??

  123. One spyware by Flatline_hun · · Score: 0

    One spyware to bind them all...

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  124. Spyware fighting over infecting Windows systems by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Now we are confronted with the pathetic spectacle of spyware pushers fighting amongst themselves over which gets to infect a Windows system. Kind of like burglars fighting over who gets to leap in through the homeowner's open Window and get the jewelry. Just when we think that Window's reputation cannot possibly get any lower, it does, thanks to things like this.

  125. Malware is the consumer’s fault. by DonnyCarcharo · · Score: 1

    Honestly I think malware is the consumer's fault. Seriously, if people didn't try to circumvent advertising with their pop-up blocker software and their Tivos, we wouldn't be in this spot. It's only natural that companies are going to have to find new venues for advertising. And honestly I don't find this stuff all that intrusive.

    Wait hang on. Phone call. It's my mortgage company. Never mind, telemarketer. Okay as I was saying, I really don't think that advertising is as intrusive as people make it out to be. I mean is it that disruptive to take out a second of your day to... oooh e-mail. Hold on, something about my penis. This must be important... Hmm, guess not. Usually things about my penis are fairly important.

    Okay where were we? Grr, hold on. Yes honey I checked the mail. No, just something from Citibank. It's not a bank statement. We don't even use Citibank, honey. Yeah you also got something about a free cell phone. Did we order a new cell phone? Well it says it's ready to be shipped. Why would I order a new cell phone and then ask you if you did? All I'm saying is that someone is sending us a cell phone. I'm not going to fight about this.

    I'm back. Oh what now? What's this? A fax? I'm not familiar with this vacation company. No, throw it away. I don't care if it's only $99 to go to Disney, we're not going to Disney. All right, back to the topic on hand. I was watching this commercial on TV the other day and... ah forget it. Windows needs to be optimized. I better click on this. I mean it just popped up so it's gotta be important...

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  126. There should be a list of spyware rules by TPS+Report · · Score: 1

    Plain and simple, I think spyware is one of the nasty parts of computing/the internet that should be illegal and carry heavy fines (which is how I feel about spam as well).

    Since it's unlikely that governments will take time out of their busy lives trading and selling each other's votes on porkbarrel bills, I'd hope that they'd at least set some guiderules for it..

    - The EULA should be required to be understandable by a user with a 6th grade reading comprehension level. No legalese.

    - In the EULA, they must specify

    a) Exactly what data is collected and how,
    b) which domains/companies this data is sent to,
    c) Anyone they share collected data with
    d) Which servers/domains the spyware opens connections to.
    e) A valid physical address of the company, to file claims or complaints.

    - Spyware should not be allowed to change the user's homepage.

    - Spyware should NOT be allowed to be bundled with another program, in such a way that installing the software automatically installs the spyware without giving the user an option.

    - By default, spyware should be "unselected" during install if bundled with another application.

    - Spyware companies should be required to be bonded, and should be required to have enough cash on hand/on deposit to pay for any violations of the rules

    - There should be a HUGE fine if removing the spyware destroys any part of network connectivity. There have been SO MANY times that removing spyware on a client's machine has completely destroyed IE's ability to browse, or destroyed the TCP/IP stack itself. I can't tell you how many times TCPFix has saved the day..

    Anyway, for those of you who've had AdAware partially remove spyware (and thus bork the machine), or for those spyware programs that do a great job of destroying networking while they uninstall themselves, the following utilities are extremely useful.
    TCP Fix: Win9x or if the TCP fix doesn't solve it, sometime's it's a LSP issue: LSP Fix. One of those two has never failed to restore a broken network connection after cleaning up spyware. It's useful to have them in your tech toolkit cd... -J

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  127. Insane or evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "OK, I move that we commit all advertisers to institutions for the criminally insane, right now."

    I contend that advertisers engage in their trade willfully in full knowledge of the result of their actions, thus they do not deserve the protection afforded to the mentally ill.

    Further, I believe it is an insult to the criminally insane to be compared to scum like advertisers, and they're probably the last demographic group you want to insult...

  128. WinXP TCP Fix by TPS+Report · · Score: 1

    Oops. I forgot the link to the Windows XP version of "TCP Fix" (from the parent comment): XP TCP Fix

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  129. Umm, they have it. by tacokill · · Score: 1

    It's called Business Law and the Uniform Commercial Code (each state has their own).

    Laws are already on the books that cover what a "purchase" is and general responsibilities. The problem comes with interpreting the law -- and that's where we are now.

    Nobody has ever challenged an EULA and customers have not demanded that companies remove them as a condition of purchase. So, we keep plugging along like a bunch of lemmings...

    1. Re:Umm, they have it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they have. Millions of Linux/BSD users aren't buying software with EULAs on it - they're getting their software from someone else. Those customers are gone, basically for good. Tens of millions more are apparently on their way (to judge by firefox downloads). Whether the hundreds of millions of billions left keep on giving these crooks money isn't all that relevant to the free software community, tens of millions of customers is more than enough for a free software industry to exist on.

  130. Uninstalling spyware by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    I could make my spyware uninstall Windows

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  131. It wasn't a story.. It is real! by camusflage · · Score: 1

    an ad-infested world where there were ads on every available surface
    Must be talkking about the Olympics.. Either that or an average NASCAR race..

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  132. Advertisers in general are going insane-Coworkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are entire cities that depend on telemarketing jobs to survive."

    He should double watch it. One of those telemarketers could be a former IT coworker. Fast food can't hold everyone.

  133. Re:Mr. Kettle's comments upon Mr. Pot's reflectivi by SlashdotMeNow · · Score: 1

    I believe in this case the EULA did in fact state that other adware apps may be deleted as part of the install process.

  134. They need to both lose somehow by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    Avenue Media should be just as pissed off at AdAware, SpyBot Search & Destroy, etc etc and be suing them too shouldn't they? They can't because they don't have a case for that. They're being jealous idiots is all. DirectRevenue (who suck anyway since they practice something like 'gatoring') claims to state in their user license up front that they may be removing competitor's software if it's found. So, they are claiming to remove certain adware. There are high-profile programs like the ones I've mentioned, whose sole mission is to do just that (and they make money doing it too!), and I haven't heard of them getting sued lately. Both companies need to be smacked about with 40-pound salmons.

  135. What, do they have it patented? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    lawsuit against DirectRevenue stating that DirectRevenue 'knowingly and with intent to defraud, exceeded its authorized access to users' computers.'

    They've ALL been doing that for YEARS. Do they REALLY want to open up THAT can of worms?

  136. Yawn. I love my Mac. by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    Adware? Malware? Viruses? Oh... those things Windows users get!

    Sorry, I had to say it: switch to OS X or Linux or, well, ANYTHING else!

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  137. Following in the master's footsteps by dunng808 · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new. Back in '98, Microsoft was caught doing the same thing to Real Network's software. More recently, Kodak found its digital camera software pushed aside by Microsoft's offering. These adware guys learned from the master -- the name of this game is arrogance.

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  138. Ethics quiz by mrogers · · Score: 1

    A malware writer and a lawyer are drowning in a lake. You only have one rope - who do you throw the anchor to?

  139. You Just Wait by initialE · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon they'll get wise and start deleting Ad-aware (and list it on their EULA so you can't bitch about it)

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  140. Both. by chadjg · · Score: 1

    A malware writer and a lawyer are drowning in a lake. You only have one rope - who do you throw the anchor to?

    One end to the malware writer, one end to the lawyer.

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    1. Re:Both. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throw it to the lawyer; save the malware writer for vivisection.

  141. Pwned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your malware are belong to...uh...your malware?

  142. It has to have a cool name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would have to be given a cool name, like "Malware Hunter Zero."

  143. Re:Actually, this brings to light a larger questio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the GPL is totally out of control :P

    <ducks for cover>

  144. reminds me... by fourharpoon · · Score: 1

    of my foul attempt to rob a particular house with some friends. So I broke in only to found out that one of the "so called" friends had gone in in advance and left nothing for us but the furniture.
    I have never had an idea to arrange a legal action against him, not until now.

    Now, where's my lawyer's phone number?

  145. Re:Actually, this brings to light a larger questio by OldMiner · · Score: 1
    I keep hoping someday, someone, somewhere will really bring all these EULA's that we are all subjected to each and everytime we install something, under a microscope and start really questioning the legality of said EULA's.

    Guess what? That someone is you. In a very real sense, every time you agree to a EULA by clicking that button, you are establishing a contract. This has been tried in court and supported. If you're in the USA, unless you happen to be in Louisana, you're covered under the Uniform Commercial Code. You gain a benefit (software), the other person gains a benefit (advertises to you), there's a written statement to the terms (EULA), and both parties agree. Hell, it's a contract.

    There's a problem here, yes, and that problem is you. Read your EULAs and refuse to install software whose EULA you disagree with. Refuse to install software whose EULA is too long for you to read. Another poster joked about the length of the GPL. I wouldn't joke. If those terms are put before you and you must accept them before you can use the software, you are bound by that contract. Have you honestly read the GPL? Any EULA?

    No? Fine. But ignorance does not remove your contractual obligation.

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  146. Mod Parent Up. by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

    Someone mod the parent up please. a Symbiotic relationship encompasses many different relationships including parasitism. It is the term used define a close ecological relationship between different species whether beneficial or not.