1. Images in Posts
There have been many times when posting that I have needed to include a diagram, or a picture to show context to what I am saying. Images give the entire site a more up to date and professional look
2. Emoticons
Sure, they can be a bit silly at times, but a strategically placed smiley face in an insightful post can clear up if the poster is being serious or joking - this can only improve slashdot.
3. More HTML tags allowed in posts
We really should be able to choose our own theme of posting - I myself like the latest Outlook style and (background of leaves on a brown page with gently scrolling text) and it would enhance the readibility of some posts - it would even make identifying posters easy.
Would it be possible to get these features implemented in the next release?
What started out as an intimate evening, turned into a terrible night.
We went to a fancy restaurant and talked about how much we loved each other. After dinner, we went for a walk along the beach, then stopped for a nightcap at a quiet lounge bar.
After getting back home we went straight to bed and started making out - it was great. We threw our clothes across the room and embraced in fierce passion right their on the bedroom floor. I plunged my purple headed warrior into my wifes quivering love mound and it was that point which I forgot myself. I screamed out "OH MERCATUR - YUO ARE TEH HOTTIE!!!!111@2
.. at which point my wife smacked me in the head and left the room. It took me a minute to realise what happened, and then when I replayed it I was confused. I came straight to trolltalk to get some advice, so please answer honestly. Should I:
(1) Masturbate while thinking of MERCATUR
(2) Masturbate while thinking of my wife hitting me
Please answer quickly, as I am about to blow my load, and if I cant think of what to wank to, then I dont know what will happen.
Yes, all us Adelaidians know about this fine spot - but really, who has time to drive 30 minutes from the city just to sunbake nude?
I find the best way to catch an all over tan is to take my clothes off while riding in the train to work. The trains here in Adelaide have huge windows and you are covered in sunlight so it just makes sense. To stop yourself being arrested, simply have a card saying "Candid camera recording in progress" which you show to the cops/ticket inspecters when they come to see what the hell you are doing.
Ah, yes - I've had many a fine nude train trips in adelaide alright [unfortunately, thats about as much fun as the place gets really!]
Take a high school student who likes computers and remove all girlfriend activity for 2 years.
Add 4 years of college or working with PCs
Mix with a dash of DOS/Windows experiance getting games to run
Take an old beat up PC and gradually stir in Linux
Blend with 5-6 years of surfing the net
Take 1 slashdot user ID and slowly add karma until it reaches the boil (50points)
Quickly stir in anger from clueless moderators
Simmer just under the boil for 3 months
Add complaints to the editors
Add a pinch of first posting
In a separate bowl (account) add a new slashdot login ( preferably with the words TROLL and a rude word) and mix with plenty of alcohol.
Serve with plenty of sarcasm, crapflooding, bad humour and FIRST POSTs.
Hi, Im The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such postings as
'If it's in the bible it must be true', and 'contradictions? There are none of those in the bible'
Today, I go out on a limb and state that ALL RELIGOUS PEOPLE ARE STUPID FUCKING WANKERS
Gosh - say the audience - that's a little naughty, I though the great JC was 'pretty cool'.
Yes, that's true - Jesus (if real) was cool... and correct - the problem is, is all the different interpretations of his comments. They all start nicely, but end up with 'Ooh - you said Jehova, or 'Ooh - you eat pork , so you must die as the infadel that you are'... give.. me.. a... break....
Lets look at this scientifically for a minute - suppose the Bible/[insert your favourite tome here] is suddenly PROVEN SCIENTIFICALLY TO BE THE WORD OF GOD. Lets suppose that is true....
Half the fucking planet is fighting over, essentially, the syntax that it was written in.
You mindless, fucking drones are killing each other over , what is essentially; a grammer error - SHEESH, and I though the gramma nazi's on slashdot were bad!
Think about this - IF you are correct, and IF you see your maker, relate what you have done in your life, to what is in the [book]... and then say to them "I killed 6 infidels to help spread the word of your greatness".
If I were a god, I'd instantly mod you down as -666... loser.
If you are one of those poor soles who have been tricked into joining the dreaded GNAA, then DO NOT DESPAIR for we have the solution!
Ingredients
-----------
1 x Gay Nigger (YUO)
1 x bottle of crazy glue
1 x bottle of bleach
1 x briefcase
Procedure
-----------
Step 1. Cure your Gayness
To do this you need to first of all burn all your gay magazines and then delete all the gay porn on your hard drive
Pull down your pants and then punch your faggoty boyfriend who immediately tries to attack your ass. Open the bottle of crazy glue and insert it into your anus - squeeze the entire bottle in there and then place some duct tape over the opening and leave for 3 hours to set. [Note - you should go to the toilet *before* doing this step]
Step 2. Cure your Blackness
It's hard to be black - people disrespect you, and even with 435,781 black rap bands you are still classed as a complete loser.
You first need to take off all your clothes and wash yourself in bleach - repeat 15 times and you will then be as white as Micheal Jackson
Step 3. Walk the Walk
Ok - you are no longer gay, and you are no longer a nigger - you have no officially resigend from the GNAA and its time to TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR LIFE!
Wear some nice clothes (no hip hop shit or baggy crap - I said NICE CLOTHES. You should also take the briefcase and carry it every where you go.
I love April Fools day on Slashdot, but watch out for the 'new troll management system' (or whatever it is they call it) - I created a new account and was IP banned for 2 fucking weeks for posting ONE FUCKING +4 interesting post. (well - it was a troll post, but still - it's a bit rough)
First April Fools Post
Troll Reuniting Day is here! It has arrived at last!
Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse
and you might remember me from such posts as "Why am I IP banned?", and "George Bush - The great man who saved the world."
but today is a special day - all trolls, old and new must post a troll somewhere on slashdot. This is my pathetic contribution. I know it isnt much, but I started writing and got writers block - DAMN IT.
Why are you still reading it? I just said I have nothing funny to say.
Come on, there must be over 2000 posts a day added to slashdot and you are still reading this one - GIVE IT UP - MOVE ON.
Look, if you insist on reading crap you could at least contribute and post a troll yourself - go on. Just this once. It is April Fools day after all and you wont be modded down...
Join us on the dark side........
..........go for the First Post !!
Oh, and a big HAPPY TROLLING REUNITING DAY to all the trolls on Slashdot!!!
In a brazen move on Wednesday, The_Fire_Horse
begins a new MEME on slashdot. After several accusations, an idea hits him like a lightning bolt..
Instead of sneakily posting as AC in a pathetic attempt at getting the ball rolling on some half arsed unfunny discussion, he decides to announce upfront and with total candor slashdots latest meme like a cheesy press conference.
So here it is...
Slashdot Meme for March 2005 = 'Bazunok'
You say it real cool like..
'Man, that latest kernel release is Bazunok'
Check out the Bazunok hair on that guy
Taco is so Bazunok
Please accept this latest meme as if it spontaneously arrived in a hilarious manner and continue to thrash it until it is as dull as the 'SOVIET RUSSIA' joke.
It's been almost a year since slushdrip banned the trolls in a totally
mean spirited way. I mean, come on - all we ever wanted was the
occasional FIRST POST and perhaps a harmless joke at
the expense of you some of the more... humourless.... readers of slishdrop.
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse
and you might remember me from such posts as "HOWTO - make money fast. with comments by Darl McBride", and "Beer - is it REALLY a substitute for food?"
Today we are going to list a few of the best non Internet based trolls.
1. Ask a homeless person for a smoke
Go on - hell, they have asked you for smokes and money - time and time again - you are just getting a little balance back into the universe. If they say they dont have any money - call them a fucking liar and abuse them loudly.
2. Pay the $699 SCO License fee
but use a dud cheque account.
Wait 5 days, then ask for a refund
3. Travel on a bus
and shit in your pants. Glare accusingly at the old lady sitting across from you and yell out "YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, YOU STINKING OLD BAG"
4. ???
5. Profit!
Fri, 1st April is TROLL REUNITING DAY
on
Apple Backs Blu-ray
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Mark your Calendar folks - all slashdot trolls, old and new, will be out posting their abusive, and ever so slightly amusing posts on this day.
That, combined with the ususal shit that prevails on this day of the year, should make for a chaotic day of slashdot browsing; so stock up on Cheezals and drag those old troll accounts out of retirement for this monumental day of historic nostalga.
Any idea's for themes (apart from the classic 'FIRST POST' - which, I might add gets funnier each time I see it)
10th March 2005 11:50am
Washington, USA - just for shits and giggles, a major US website was taken off the air by an extremely annoying user 'The_Fire_Horse'
Slashdot is a major tech focused website focusing on gay rights and filthy GNU hippy software. It was a single post from the mentally unbalance user which caused CmdrTacos outrageously patchy perl code to go into an infinite loop taking down all the slashdot servers and the GNU/Coffee Machine.
Taco immediately contacted his supplier, SCO Unix and they had the problem fixed in no time(they uninstalled Linux, installed Windows ME and charged taco another $699 fee per machine).
The offending post was actually a backdoor command using by the recently sacked Micheal who used to reboot slashdot when people made fun of him:
"RUN:COMMAND:INFINITE_LOOP"
Nerds in basements all around the world went without any information source for several hours, but the offending backdoor command is said to have now been closed.
You are running through a field hand in hand with a beautiful women - the sun is warm and there is a glistening sweat forming on the cleavage of this stunningly tanned, ample breasted goddess. She looks at you seductively, smiles and quickly strips off and jumps into the river nearby.
You can see her, naked in the clear water - the sound of the waterfall trickles slowly but consistantly and you take off your clothes to join her in the river.
The water is cool against your skin and the sound of the waterfall is louder - she splashes you playfully and laughs, when... suddenly.....
you wake up.
It was all a dream...... and you have pissed in your bed!
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse
and you might remember me from such posts as "Does it count as a wet dream if I urinate?", and "Knitting - bringing the words 'pearl' and 'necklace' to your mom."
PEEING IN YOUR BED is not an uncommon procedure - some couples even use it as a form of contraception, if they cannot be bothered with the 'oh, i have a headache' routine - they just piss freely! Who in the hell wants a shag with a partner laying in a pool of their own piss? Not me, I can tell you, but for the rest of us - peeing in your bed is not a good thing, so this article will list some techniques to avoid this dour situation.
HOWTO - NOT PISS IN YOUR BED
1. do not drink within half and hour of going to bed
2. set your alarm to wake up early in the morning
3. tie your dick in a reef knot
If you follow these simple steps, you will be able to have nice wet dreams with beautiful naked chicks in rivers WITHOUT pissing the bed.
Good Luck lads! - and remember - always be fluid in your dance moves, but not with your bladder movements.
Mark your Calendar folks - all slashdot trolls, old and new, will be out posting their abusive, and ever so slightly amusing posts on this day.
That, combined with the ususal shit that prevails on this day of the year, should make for a chaotic day of slashdot browsing; so stock up on Cheezals and drag those old troll accounts out of retirement for this monumental day of historic nostalga.
Any idea's for themes (apart from the classic 'FIRST POST' - which, I might add gets funnier each time I see it)
Are you feeling all warm and woolly reading interesting discussions on slashdot while sipping a cup of warm cocoa? Think again fucker - the party is over...
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse
and you might remember me from such posts as "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!", and "I SAID - F U C K Y O U A S S H O L E !!"
Today - there is no article, I just wanted to pop in and wake up all the sleeping trolls in preparation for the great April 1st special - stay tuned for more details.
That's right - you heard me correctly. This is NOT A TROLL - this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT....
All Moderators [yes that includes YOU dipshit] have microscopic penises
This was reported in News Scientist the other week, when they did a random survey of penis sizes - those who bragged that they were 'Slashdot moderators' had a penis size 45% lower than normal.
Also, it was discovered that respondants who said they were Slashdot editors measured less than 1.25 inches.. fully erect. The researchers burst out laughing after the 4th editor showed up (Rob 'hung like a baboon' Malda) at his pathetic little pecker, but it was Micheal the complete dick that really got the floor laughing when he rolled up in his hydrogen powered volkswagon beetle and painstakingly extracted the 0.67 inch pecker he called 'bubba'.
The laughter drove him out in a huff and he resolved to mod down any posts reporting this fact, so please, if you are reading this, then please mod this post up - god knows that it is the only thing that will ever get 'up' in the slashdot moderation world.
Re:The_Fire_Horse claims 10,000,000th post !!!
on
NSLU2 Now More Useful
·
· Score: -1
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY !!!! As Slashdot rapidly approaches its 10 millionth post a sense of doom hangs over the editors heads. Only they realise that post ID formatting is fixed to 8 digits, and when that terrible post hits - the servers will crash and burn in the ultimate self referrential slashdotting the world has ever seen.
Hi, I'm the Fire Horse and you might remember me from posts such as 'First Post', and 'First 5 millionth post', and tonight I'm going to simply bow my head in a silent prayer in respects for what was once a great forums.
Slashdot Mirror
yes it is, suckers!
Cool - I miss trolling on the front page.
damn... cant think of anything to say...
Oh, yeh - LINUX SUCKS. MICROSOFT RULES. GNU LICENCING SUPPORTS TERRORISM
(mod this shit up)
1. Images in Posts
There have been many times when posting that I have needed to include a diagram, or a picture to show context to what I am saying. Images give the entire site a more up to date and professional look
2. Emoticons
Sure, they can be a bit silly at times, but a strategically placed smiley face in an insightful post can clear up if the poster is being serious or joking - this can only improve slashdot.
3. More HTML tags allowed in posts We really should be able to choose our own theme of posting - I myself like the latest Outlook style and (background of leaves on a brown page with gently scrolling text) and it would enhance the readibility of some posts - it would even make identifying posters easy.
Would it be possible to get these features implemented in the next release?
What started out as an intimate evening, turned into a terrible night.
.. at which point my wife smacked me in the head and left the room. It took me a minute to realise what happened, and then when I replayed it I was confused. I came straight to trolltalk to get some advice, so please answer honestly. Should I:
We went to a fancy restaurant and talked about how much we loved each other. After dinner, we went for a walk along the beach, then stopped for a nightcap at a quiet lounge bar.
After getting back home we went straight to bed and started making out - it was great. We threw our clothes across the room and embraced in fierce passion right their on the bedroom floor. I plunged my purple headed warrior into my wifes quivering love mound and it was that point which I forgot myself. I screamed out "OH MERCATUR - YUO ARE TEH HOTTIE!!!!111@2
(1) Masturbate while thinking of MERCATUR
(2) Masturbate while thinking of my wife hitting me
Please answer quickly, as I am about to blow my load, and if I cant think of what to wank to, then I dont know what will happen.
You mean Maslins Beach?
Yes, all us Adelaidians know about this fine spot - but really, who has time to drive 30 minutes from the city just to sunbake nude?
I find the best way to catch an all over tan is to take my clothes off while riding in the train to work. The trains here in Adelaide have huge windows and you are covered in sunlight so it just makes sense. To stop yourself being arrested, simply have a card saying "Candid camera recording in progress" which you show to the cops/ticket inspecters when they come to see what the hell you are doing.
Ah, yes - I've had many a fine nude train trips in adelaide alright [unfortunately, thats about as much fun as the place gets really!]
Hello helpful person!
Could you please email 2 copies to me - one is for my cousin.
THANKS IN ADVANCE!
Take a high school student who likes computers and remove all girlfriend activity for 2 years.
Add 4 years of college or working with PCs
Mix with a dash of DOS/Windows experiance getting games to run
Take an old beat up PC and gradually stir in Linux
Blend with 5-6 years of surfing the net
Take 1 slashdot user ID and slowly add karma until it reaches the boil (50points)
Quickly stir in anger from clueless moderators
Simmer just under the boil for 3 months
Add complaints to the editors
Add a pinch of first posting
In a separate bowl (account) add a new slashdot login ( preferably with the words TROLL and a rude word) and mix with plenty of alcohol.
Serve with plenty of sarcasm, crapflooding, bad humour and FIRST POSTs.
Serves over 500,000
Sorry to post this here, but I know many slashdotters are Mulsim and I was wondering if you could help me answer a couple of quick questions.
1. I understand that it says I have to kill others who dont praise allah, but what if I dont hear them praising allah - do I still have to kill them?
2. Why am I allowed to kill people at all, but I CANT eat a bacon sandwich. Do I only kill people who eat bacon, or doesnt that matter?
Thanks for your time.
I have a mobile access point...
... IN YOUR MOMMA's ASS !!
BTW - All religous people are morons
Hi, Im The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such postings as
'If it's in the bible it must be true', and 'contradictions? There are none of those in the bible'
Today, I go out on a limb and state that ALL RELIGOUS PEOPLE ARE STUPID FUCKING WANKERS
Gosh - say the audience - that's a little naughty, I though the great JC was 'pretty cool'.
Yes, that's true - Jesus (if real) was cool... and correct - the problem is, is all the different interpretations of his comments. They all start nicely, but end up with 'Ooh - you said Jehova, or 'Ooh - you eat pork , so you must die as the infadel that you are'... give.. me.. a... break....
Lets look at this scientifically for a minute - suppose the Bible/[insert your favourite tome here] is suddenly PROVEN SCIENTIFICALLY TO BE THE WORD OF GOD. Lets suppose that is true....
Half the fucking planet is fighting over, essentially, the syntax that it was written in.
You mindless, fucking drones are killing each other over , what is essentially; a grammer error - SHEESH, and I though the gramma nazi's on slashdot were bad!
Think about this - IF you are correct, and IF you see your maker, relate what you have done in your life, to what is in the [book]... and then say to them "I killed 6 infidels to help spread the word of your greatness".
If I were a god, I'd instantly mod you down as -666... loser.
Well, I for one welcome our new accident prone skiing, marathon running, baseball playing, policing overloads.
Its HERE - The GNAA Antidote!!
If you are one of those poor soles who have been tricked into joining the dreaded GNAA, then DO NOT DESPAIR for we have the solution!
Ingredients
-----------
1 x Gay Nigger (YUO)
1 x bottle of crazy glue
1 x bottle of bleach
1 x briefcase
Procedure
-----------
Step 1. Cure your Gayness
To do this you need to first of all burn all your gay magazines and then delete all the gay porn on your hard drive
Pull down your pants and then punch your faggoty boyfriend who immediately tries to attack your ass. Open the bottle of crazy glue and insert it into your anus - squeeze the entire bottle in there and then place some duct tape over the opening and leave for 3 hours to set. [Note - you should go to the toilet *before* doing this step]
Step 2. Cure your Blackness
It's hard to be black - people disrespect you, and even with 435,781 black rap bands you are still classed as a complete loser.
You first need to take off all your clothes and wash yourself in bleach - repeat 15 times and you will then be as white as Micheal Jackson
Step 3. Walk the Walk
Ok - you are no longer gay, and you are no longer a nigger - you have no officially resigend from the GNAA and its time to TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR LIFE!
Wear some nice clothes (no hip hop shit or baggy crap - I said NICE CLOTHES. You should also take the briefcase and carry it every where you go.
Congratulations - you are cured of the GNAA
Hi Fucky - good to see you again!
I love April Fools day on Slashdot, but watch out for the 'new troll management system' (or whatever it is they call it) - I created a new account and was IP banned for 2 fucking weeks for posting ONE FUCKING +4 interesting post. (well - it was a troll post, but still - it's a bit rough)
First April Fools Post
........
..........go for the First Post !!
Troll Reuniting Day is here! It has arrived at last!
Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
"Why am I IP banned?", and
"George Bush - The great man who saved the world."
but today is a special day - all trolls, old and new must post a troll somewhere on slashdot. This is my pathetic contribution. I know it isnt much, but I started writing and got writers block - DAMN IT. Why are you still reading it? I just said I have nothing funny to say. Come on, there must be over 2000 posts a day added to slashdot and you are still reading this one - GIVE IT UP - MOVE ON. Look, if you insist on reading crap you could at least contribute and post a troll yourself - go on. Just this once. It is April Fools day after all and you wont be modded down...
Join us on the dark side
Oh, and a big HAPPY TROLLING REUNITING DAY to all the trolls on Slashdot!!!
In a brazen move on Wednesday, The_Fire_Horse begins a new MEME on slashdot. After several accusations, an idea hits him like a lightning bolt..
Instead of sneakily posting as AC in a pathetic attempt at getting the ball rolling on some half arsed unfunny discussion, he decides to announce upfront and with total candor slashdots latest meme like a cheesy press conference.
So here it is...
Slashdot Meme for March 2005 = 'Bazunok'
You say it real cool like..
'Man, that latest kernel release is Bazunok'
Check out the Bazunok hair on that guy
Taco is so Bazunok
Please accept this latest meme as if it spontaneously arrived in a hilarious manner and continue to thrash it until it is as dull as the 'SOVIET RUSSIA' joke.
It's been almost a year since slushdrip banned the trolls in a totally mean spirited way. I mean, come on - all we ever wanted was the occasional FIRST POST and perhaps a harmless joke at the expense of you some of the more ... humourless .... readers of slishdrop.
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
"HOWTO - make money fast. with comments by Darl McBride", and
"Beer - is it REALLY a substitute for food?"
Today we are going to list a few of the best non Internet based trolls.
1. Ask a homeless person for a smoke
Go on - hell, they have asked you for smokes and money - time and time again - you are just getting a little balance back into the universe. If they say they dont have any money - call them a fucking liar and abuse them loudly.
2. Pay the $699 SCO License fee
but use a dud cheque account.
Wait 5 days, then ask for a refund
3. Travel on a bus
and shit in your pants. Glare accusingly at the old lady sitting across from you and yell out "YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, YOU STINKING OLD BAG"
4. ???
5. Profit!
Mark your Calendar folks - all slashdot trolls, old and new, will be out posting their abusive, and ever so slightly amusing posts on this day.
That, combined with the ususal shit that prevails on this day of the year, should make for a chaotic day of slashdot browsing; so stock up on Cheezals and drag those old troll accounts out of retirement for this monumental day of historic nostalga.
Any idea's for themes (apart from the classic 'FIRST POST' - which, I might add gets funnier each time I see it)
10th March 2005 11:50am
Washington, USA - just for shits and giggles, a major US website was taken off the air by an extremely annoying user 'The_Fire_Horse'
Slashdot is a major tech focused website focusing on gay rights and filthy GNU hippy software. It was a single post from the mentally unbalance user which caused CmdrTacos outrageously patchy perl code to go into an infinite loop taking down all the slashdot servers and the GNU/Coffee Machine.
Taco immediately contacted his supplier, SCO Unix and they had the problem fixed in no time(they uninstalled Linux, installed Windows ME and charged taco another $699 fee per machine).
The offending post was actually a backdoor command using by the recently sacked Micheal who used to reboot slashdot when people made fun of him:
"RUN:COMMAND:INFINITE_LOOP"
Nerds in basements all around the world went without any information source for several hours, but the offending backdoor command is said to have now been closed.
You are running through a field hand in hand with a beautiful women - the sun is warm and there is a glistening sweat forming on the cleavage of this stunningly tanned, ample breasted goddess. She looks at you seductively, smiles and quickly strips off and jumps into the river nearby.
You can see her, naked in the clear water - the sound of the waterfall trickles slowly but consistantly and you take off your clothes to join her in the river.
The water is cool against your skin and the sound of the waterfall is louder - she splashes you playfully and laughs, when... suddenly.....
you wake up.
It was all a dream...... and you have pissed in your bed!
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
"Does it count as a wet dream if I urinate?", and
"Knitting - bringing the words 'pearl' and 'necklace' to your mom."
PEEING IN YOUR BED is not an uncommon procedure - some couples even use it as a form of contraception, if they cannot be bothered with the 'oh, i have a headache' routine - they just piss freely! Who in the hell wants a shag with a partner laying in a pool of their own piss? Not me, I can tell you, but for the rest of us - peeing in your bed is not a good thing, so this article will list some techniques to avoid this dour situation.
HOWTO - NOT PISS IN YOUR BED
1. do not drink within half and hour of going to bed
2. set your alarm to wake up early in the morning
3. tie your dick in a reef knot
If you follow these simple steps, you will be able to have nice wet dreams with beautiful naked chicks in rivers WITHOUT pissing the bed.
Good Luck lads! - and remember - always be fluid in your dance moves, but not with your bladder movements.
Mark your Calendar folks - all slashdot trolls, old and new, will be out posting their abusive, and ever so slightly amusing posts on this day.
That, combined with the ususal shit that prevails on this day of the year, should make for a chaotic day of slashdot browsing; so stock up on Cheezals and drag those old troll accounts out of retirement for this monumental day of historic nostalga.
Any idea's for themes (apart from the classic 'FIRST POST' - which, I might add gets funnier each time I see it)
What a strange headline - I read this as:
FAGGING ON LINUX
and I thought, finally - these dirty GNU hippies are coming out of the closet!
Are you feeling all warm and woolly reading interesting discussions on slashdot while sipping a cup of warm cocoa? Think again fucker - the party is over...
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!", and
"I SAID - F U C K Y O U A S S H O L E !!"
Today - there is no article, I just wanted to pop in and wake up all the sleeping trolls in preparation for the great April 1st special - stay tuned for more details.
That's right - you heard me correctly. This is NOT A TROLL - this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT....
All Moderators [yes that includes YOU dipshit] have microscopic penises
This was reported in News Scientist the other week, when they did a random survey of penis sizes - those who bragged that they were 'Slashdot moderators' had a penis size 45% lower than normal.
Also, it was discovered that respondants who said they were Slashdot editors measured less than 1.25 inches.. fully erect. The researchers burst out laughing after the 4th editor showed up (Rob 'hung like a baboon' Malda) at his pathetic little pecker, but it was Micheal the complete dick that really got the floor laughing when he rolled up in his hydrogen powered volkswagon beetle and painstakingly extracted the 0.67 inch pecker he called 'bubba'.
The laughter drove him out in a huff and he resolved to mod down any posts reporting this fact, so please, if you are reading this, then please mod this post up - god knows that it is the only thing that will ever get 'up' in the slashdot moderation world.
*Whew* - CRISIS AVERTED PEOPLE!!!
You may resume normal browsing and posting.
Oh, by the way....
FIRST TEN MILLIONTH POST ! ! !
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY !!!! As Slashdot rapidly approaches its 10 millionth post a sense of doom hangs over the editors heads. Only they realise that post ID formatting is fixed to 8 digits, and when that terrible post hits - the servers will crash and burn in the ultimate self referrential slashdotting the world has ever seen.
Hi, I'm the Fire Horse and you might remember me from posts such as 'First Post', and 'First 5 millionth post', and tonight I'm going to simply bow my head in a silent prayer in respects for what was once a great forums.
Please join me for 60 seconds silence.......