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  1. Re:2058 on What Will Life Be Like In 2008? · · Score: 1

    In 2058 someone will post a newsstory on /. about predictions made in 2008...

  2. Re:I didn't bother to count how many words... on Cubicle Security For Laptops, Electronics? · · Score: 1

    Also, to back up the laser grid, I'd go with some more conventional systems, eg an automated machine gun turret and an anti-personnel mine field
    My security system is a teleporter. It teleports the thief about 2m to the left. Which happens to be right outside the window of my 15th floor office.
  3. Re:My pick ... on Why Don't We Invent That Tomorrow? · · Score: 1

    this is a much more enviromental friendly methode for your problem.

  4. Re:Doh!-R-M on Book Publishers Abandoning DRM · · Score: 1

    (or as we say in our native language, "bliksem!")
    No, we don't. And anyone who would say that would receive weird looks. Unless he's called "Jommeke" that is.
  5. Re:So if I don't want to be exposted to..... on T-Ray Camera Sees Through Clothes, Preserves Privacy · · Score: 1

    /Negative, I am a meat popsicle
    Must...block...the...mental...image...
  6. Re:This reminds me of the..... on Physicists Store, Retrieve a "Squeezed Vacuum" · · Score: 1

    That's a lot of words for saying "prior art"

  7. Re:lead paint on 'Death Star' Aimed at Earth · · Score: 1

    If not, maybe you'd accept a (recently) used shotgun shell, instead?
    Actualy the deal's even better. You get to keep the shell, he receives the little metal balls.
    spikenerd, you intrested in renting a kevlar pants? I'll start the bidding at 100,000 euro/mo.
  8. Re: Those who join will become killers. on Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command' · · Score: 1

    I wonder who owned "my" land 500 years ago
    I don't know, who owned that native american burial ground that your house is build on top of?
  9. Re:Wait a sec... on 3D Crystal Grown On a DNA Lattice · · Score: 1

    I'm working on it, but it ain't that easy getting that titanium for a 4 metre cockpit.

  10. Re:In... Everything? on Embedded Microchips In Virtually Everything · · Score: 1

    What do you think tin foil is made of?

  11. Re:3. Eighteen-wheelers on The 5 Coolest Hacks of '07 · · Score: 1

    i would not doubt it, at the time i was not looking for anyone following, with that kind of value in merchandise i could understand if they did, people have been killed for far less...
    You didn't notice me taking care of that roadgang, didn't hear the chainguns and explosions? Damn you're not easly waken are you? Well, good work never gets noticed if you're a corporate ninja.
  12. Re:Last Year's Five in Five on IBM's Five Predictions for the Future · · Score: 1

    Real-time speech translation
    As in Babelfish combined with speech recognition and syntisizing?

    For some reason I see this leading to a series of very confusing diplomatic incidents.
  13. Re:Not Quite on Startrek.com Shutting Down · · Score: 1

    "Dissolved"? Sounds like being strangled and then dumped in a barrel of acid...

  14. Re:An easier option. on Boeing 12,000lb Chemical Laser Set to Fry Targets · · Score: 1, Troll

    Alright, what do you prefer: a sniper taking out some bastard holding a gun to your presidents head, or throwing in a ton of explosives in a container (more known as a "bomb") and wiping out the entire administration?
    I'll take the second. Just two questions: Do you accept Paypall and when do you deliver?
  15. Re:WHY?! on Jack Thompson Facing Disbarment Trial · · Score: 1

    Well, both should lead to an extensive beating followed by castration through the "2-bricks"-methode.

  16. Games do have an influence on Violent Games As Great Teachers · · Score: 1

    It's true. I've been playing violent games all my life and last week someone stole my parking space, so I went bezerk and got to my trunk and took out my shotgun, 50 round of shotgun shells, my M16 with 20 clips, my rocket launcher and 50 rockets, my chainsaw, 50 handgrenades and my kevlar vest. Well, to cut things short, my doctor said the hernia in my back will probably heal within a few months...

  17. Re:Hackers, gang crime and bare breasts on Police swoop on 'Hacker of the Year' · · Score: 1

    In other news, Swedish feminists were heard crying out for the right to display their breasts in public - "we too [want to] pull off our shirts at football matches".

    I so support their cause. Where do I sign up?
  18. Re:*how* on Backing Up Your Brain · · Score: 1

    Bluetooth

  19. Re:Why are slashdotters on Hidden Music Claimed In Da Vinci Painting · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering how long it takes for people to find secret "music" in other paintings and photographs
    Now you mention it, if you take the vowels from your post, they spell out a very catchy piece of music.
  20. Re:Why is the box smarter than me? on New Parental Controls Limit Xbox Time · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Worse: it's completely accurate. make your pick: sex or computer games.

  21. Re:Obligatory on Whose Laws Apply On the ISS? · · Score: 1

    Nice idea, but I don't think they have that much booze on board.

  22. Re:The Ubuntu on Ubuntu May Be Killing Your Laptop's Hard Drive · · Score: 0

    So you say we should ubuntuly replace ubuntus with the ubuntu "ubuntu" That ubuntus me of a certain ubutu. I ubuntu it was ubuntued the Smurfs.

  23. Re:test? on The Real Mother of All Bombs, 46 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    They don't test nuclear weapons, those were perfected in the 60s. What they do test are weapons against mutated superants and megaspiders. And since you need a nuclear explosion to get those in the first place...

  24. Re:It happened before. on Best Buy Customer Gets Box Full of Bathroom Tiles Instead of Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    You sire made me very happy to be married with my wife. I don't have to put up with any of that and on top of that: she likes games and other tech!

  25. Re:This is only part of the problem on Researchers Achieve Amazing Memory Density · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use security through clutter. I keep everything in one map. Every file has a cryptic name which only I can decyper, well, most of the time at least, just not on monday mornings. The map contains 10 files that are secret and about 25,000 intresting files I can't do without, I do intent to one day actualy look at them, if I can decyper their filenames at that particular day.
    For backup, well, I have the same files in my gmail account, on 2 online harddisk services, on the 3 other computers I own, some of the files are printed and archived in a neat pile in the corner of my room (sorted from oldest to newest) and I sure my uncle Steve has a few of those files as well. The rest I can redownload if I ever need them and remember ever having them in the first place.
    As for the real mission critical files, I use Kazaa: I put them in a zipfile, add an intresting movie or mp3, then share it. Most of these files are backed up on 125,400 computers, all spread out across the globe. Now who can say that about his backup policy? (other than the RIAA and the MPAA) The files are secure too, since I rename them to "My views on the political situation of flower gardens" and remove the extension.