Ibn Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Ibn Tufnel: Exactly.
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Ibn Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Abdul Al-DiBergi: I don't know.
Ibn Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Ibn Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
It is official; Goatse confirms: black holes are dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered fisting community when Goatse confirmed that fisting market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all arses. Coming on the heels of a recent Goatse survey which plainly states that fisting has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Fisting is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent GNAA audit.
Narrator: For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating among high-level Western leaders that the Soviet Union had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret Russian project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below the Arctic peaks of the Zhokhov Islands. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say.
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The problem is... I'm running Linux, I don't boot that often :)
You broke the camel's back? What? Did you try to use perl to make Chrome work well with RSS?
Nonsense... A motorcycle's sidecar packed with a nuke, wired to go off... now THAT says "mean"!
Italy during WWII was bizarre as well.
No ShockWaveFlash? Great!
So it's save to click from my workpla...@##!Ã"!!!@"ÃÃÃÃ
NO CARRIER
Great, now evertime I'll hear the Marines anthem I'll think goatse!
From the halls of Montezuma...
While in fact they are all environmentalists, protecting us from global warming!
The shit would hit the fan the moment THAT happens!
Hell yeah, the ruskies even use 'em in their space program!
For watching p0rn of girls with their period?
C20 040!?
You sank my battheship!
The only tag I would expect would be Slartibartfast's tag!
Ibn Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Ibn Tufnel: Exactly.
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Ibn Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Abdul Al-DiBergi: I don't know.
Ibn Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Ibn Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Abdul Al-DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Ibn Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
Fuck it, I'm just going to Waffle House.
There, fixed your fix for you.
OB, though it's about the sea and not about the universe.
Shouldn't this reference to 'house' be written in blue?
Ni! African or European people?
and there was much rejoicing!
I've tried calling Milliways but it seems they don't do reservations anymore, the place is full!
Oh, come on, that one counts for all us slashdotters!
The Kirk?
Who thinks The Picard is better?
Indeed, ''Johnny Mnemonic'' by William Gibson from the collection Burning Chrome.
Hey, I can reuse this comment in the Google thread about Chrome :)
It is official; Goatse confirms: black holes are dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered fisting community when Goatse confirmed that fisting market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all arses. Coming on the heels of a recent Goatse survey which plainly states that fisting has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Fisting is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent GNAA audit.
Indeed :(
Narrator: For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating among high-level Western leaders that the Soviet Union had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret Russian project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below the Arctic peaks of the Zhokhov Islands. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say.