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stop writing smiley face backwards you dolt

There are spelling rules and grammar for ascii art? Would you mind proofreading my p0rn collection?

https://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n...

You actually made me chuckle out loud. Bravo!

stop writing smiley face backwards you dolt

There are spelling rules and grammar for ascii art? Would you mind proofreading my p0rn collection? https://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n...

> Might as well try to surf porn with Lynx.

https://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n...

You were saying?

(I remember a time when some of that would have been...effective.

But it's got to be binary or at least ASCII.

http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups/pinup22.txt

Depending on how subpixel rendering is configured to work on your LCD, web browser, and OS, if you shrink the font size a few times with Ctrl+/-, some of them appear in full color (at smallest, and third-smallest, font size, the narrow characters appear in red on my monitor, which gives us a surprisingly flesh-toned effect out of red, black, and white) Also #23, #25, #26...

Slashdot's junk character filter prevents me from posting this: http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups/pinup09.txt

'When Paul Hales started writing about IT, DOS was state of the art, Microsoft had competition, a laptop was called a luggable and Amstrad was yet to source a dodgy hard disk. "In those days," ...' people had to wank watching ASCII (warning explicit imagery - for those of you still running DOS).

And ASCII porn.

I know I've "decommissioned" a few floppy disks in my time by turning them into Christmas decorations. One particularly slow December at an employer we did the entire tree and most of the streamers strung across our office ceiling. I doubt that there are still enough people doing this to reach the kind of numbers cited in the article though.

http://www.asciipr0n.com/

http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups.html

http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/morepr0n.html

It's all a huge ploy by the guys at asciipr0n.com!

Obligatory

I beg to differ

It's actually http://www.asciipr0n.com/

Mike Jittlov's "Meriday in the Morning"

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What about software patents that are not pure. Say, if you add this* to the code and patent?

* Probably not work safe.

As said: pr0n, pr0n, pr0n

As said: pr0n, pr0n, pr0n

Who says lynx means you go without pr0n? ;-)

Me too!

A more interesting progression is in the increase in pr0n quality on computers. You can't beat the classics .

ASCII pinups.

ASCII Porn

Any content created solely for the entertainment of adult audiences and including nudity or sexually explicit imagery must be placed [...] on a .xxx domain.

That's slightly better. Now, what is nudity? What about this?

( . ) ( . )

Obviously a pair of ASCII breasts. Now what about this?

http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/morepr0n/pr0n22.txt

Is that illegal? What's the difference? What about drawings? 3D renderings? Sculpture? None of which show any *actual* nudity, since they're all fantasy creations. So we'd need to change your wording to "photographs or works of art depicting nudity or sexual content." Now what about movies or stories which contain adult content? Some of the darker web comics are created "solely for the entertainment of adult audiences" and may include nudity or sexually explicit imagery, even if they're not about porn. But I doubt their authors would appreciate having their work shuffled off to a .XXX domain and censored. Now we could sit and argue about this all day, but my point is that you can't ever just reduce something down to "clear verbiage," and maintain any connection to reality.

Whatever happens, it will be complicated, it will be ugly, and it will more than likely be unfair to a large number of people. With that in mind, why should we mess with a system that already (for the most part) works?

indeed, i've bookmarked it as well :-)

though this needs a bit of work.

meeee!!

Today you will be oggling Roxanne

what i posted first now what do i win? ;)

It would probably look something like this.

Sir, you underestimate geek resourcefulness. Pr0n always finds a way.

Hey - don't think you guys who've been on computers for 25 years have the monopoly on Asciipr0n - I have been known to browse the archives ocne in a while... http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups/pinup11.txt

There's this: http://www.asciipr0n.com/. But I remember ones from before 1990 which you printed on a line printer and it used overtype to get a better resolution. These seem to be only for viewing on a monitor.

Yeah, but the porn just doesn't have the same appeal in a text only browser.

Sez who?

[NSFW!]

Cool!

lynx...is there anything it can't do?

Satisfy your porn addiction.


I beg to differ...
http://www.asciipr0n.com/

And let's not forget, the ultimate winner - the High-tech Low-tech Pervert!

This film has always been a favourite of mine, and was made for $0

If you are using IE, FireFox, Opera or another graphical browser, please visit a dozen porn sites and delete two files at random from your hard drive.

If you are using Lynx or another text browser, please visit http://www.asciipr0n.com/ and delete three files at random from your hard drive.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Don't worry folks you can still get your pr0n with out getting a social dease...

www.asciipr0n.com

Sure they can't own the movie industry...but they can certainly give themselves a stranglehold over its distrobution resourcse.

Mmmm... no. On the one hand, Quicktime is competition; if backed into a corner by Microsoft, the movie industry would be humping up Apple's leg in no time.

On the other hand, "Hollywood" is not the whole of the movie industry. Leaving aside the black sheep of the family (pr0n!), there's also Bollywood, and a shlode of independents. Of course, they won't be spending $70M on production and $50M on marketing, but that doesn't mean that they can't put out good movies. The special effects may be cheezier, but heck, I still play Angband and NetHack.

I suspect that, much like lots of little Indie music bands putting out MP3s on the cheap-and-easy, some people may start putting homemade movies up in [insert favorite format] on the Torrents. They won't get rich, and 90% of everything up there will be poorly made crap... and thus, probably a better ratio than we get today. =)

Now, perhaps M$ can end up in control of Hollywood -- given "reasonable" terms, and perhaps a little backmail ("We've 30 billion lying around... maybe we should start a movie studio? Whadayathink?"); but they don't DARE try to drive Apple out of business-- they've already been a convicted monopolist once, they don't want to deal with that again. Ergo, the little guys will continue to roam wild and free... for a little while longer.

There's also the matter of standardization - once you have learned to configure your own system without a 3rd-party kludge to hold your hand and do it for you in a point-and-drool interface, you can then apply that knowledge to pretty much any Unix-like system. If all the configuration you've ever done was accomplished via a distribution-specific GUI tool, then all you've learned to do is configure that specific version of that specific distribution.

Slackware uses a sophisticated software update system comprised of the pkgtool utility (and its attendant installpkg, removepkg, and upgradepkg cousins) and an incredible A.I.system abbreviated as "S.Y.S.O.P."

Through its amazing abilities, the S.Y.S.O.P. system monitors a steady feed of bug reports (the famed B.U.G.T.R.A.Q. system, first implemented in 1997 as an experiment in networking S.Y.S.O.P. systems over long distance, high latency networks in an asynchronus way) for information on what to do with the system. A S.Y.S.O.P. system will tirelessy maintain and care for your server installation, and can even create whole new bits of software, in the form of shell scripts or what have you, in the pursuit of its goals!

While those Debian people may be happy to just blindly apt-get-upgrade their BIND installation every few weeks, and those poor Redhat users are forced to rpm -i --force --nodeps nearly every single package they want, it has been found that through proper use of a S.Y.S.O.P. system, you can ditch the automated upgrades and truly secure your system(s) once and for all time! These amazing devices will also help end users if they are clustered sufficiently to prevent burnout.

An intelligient S.Y.S.O.P. -- no server should be without one!

Large parts of the previous few paragraphs were stolen from the alt.os.linux.slackware mod-fortunes file

How long do you suppose it'll be before someone starts using this to send an ASCII-art goatse.cx guy in response to pings?

http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/morepr0n/pr0n65.txt

Not very long at all... =P

I use lynx for all my porn needs

Here you go, buddy.

er... that's ASCII Pr0n NSFW.

Preview, preview, preview, preview.

Given that most of my remaining floppies got made into Starship Enterprises, the Federation logo would be a logical evolutionary step for me...

Obviously slashdot is slow to pick up on the truly cool things, since I knew about this movie months ago and only NOW is it on slashdot. At the risk of having my site slashdotted: rocketmen vs robots

I'm new. This is my first troll. I hope it goes well.

linky

And while you are it, there is an Enterprise model made out of a 3.5" floppy. It's actually fairly easy to do and it's waaaay geeky :)

Nah, they'll just end up with an ASCII fetish