Domain: autopr0n.com
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Comments · 110
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cowards
Why the hell are these people running around blue or naked unless they realize that they can be seen? We need to wake the fuck up these people who are friends and family of these blue people, because they are the problem in this situation, ultimately; I'm sick of seeing different people catch harsh reactions from family members for being as they are. Here in Canada some people appear to be multicultural, for example, and although that does not really apply to different forms of expression beyond culture/"race",(such as painting ones self blue and running around naked), at the very least the two ideas can reinforce each other. In order for acceptance of such things as naked blue people to be widespread, more people have to be in the public's eye being both naked, and blue. Naked blue people should be commonplace, or at least relatively commonplace, and until people conceive of naked blue people in this fashion there will be trouble, and a sort of easy-way-out towards censorship in this manner.
I am not disputing the fact that burning man has the right to censor; you've made it clear by their video recordings policy that they do have this right; I'm saying that they censor, and as a side note that censorship is wrong. whether censorship be right or wrong, however, they are engaging in it, on a big enough scale to matter.
There is never an excuse to forbid someone to publish video, especially in a major event with many people involved, with video footage where everyone involved is obviously consenting
And yes, you are perfectly free to take shower footage of me. [ oh and in case you think i'm kidding this summer at a rock concert where they were charging something like 4$ for a 15 minute shower, I showered in front of some 3-400 people.[hey i needed to go back to work showered] ] (more more porno for the people!) d: -
Re:puhhhhllleeeaaaassseee!You realize you'll have thousands of
/.'ers clicking now, to finally see what a vagina looks like.I thought
/.'ers spent most of their time browsing sites like autopr0n or DangerDave, where just about every link takes to to a site that shows you what a vagina looks like, usually in more detail than any sane person would want? -
Re:necessity
fire up the autopr0n!
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Re:bottle rocket? Rushmore?
That makes me feel better, I was hoping there were chinese films out there worth watching, I mean the sheer math seems to suggest it! I don't go to movies to see sex[otherwise I'd just look at porn], but the film I was talking about in particular, was boring in every way I could think of, and what little plot it had skirted around sex.
Mabye I did miss the whole point about rushmore. That's entirely possible. -
Re:Same players...New game...
How can you live with yourself playing CS all day...
Seriously... How can you post here and not have figured that part out?
Bookmark autopr0n and get a new girlfriend each day!
*sigh*
Some geeks... -
Re:One could interpret this...
Well, traffic to autopr0n is like 1/3rd "unix" (not counting OSX), and 99% of that is Linux
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Re:I might read the article...
Check out www.autopr0n.com!
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OT sig reply
-- YAY NAKED PEOPLE AND SEX!!!1
is fux0red. Pings time out, tracert dies after 12.215.13.11. -
If anyone doesn't know
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Yeah, I dunno..
Looking at movie traliers while your at the theater trying to decide what movie to see might be kind of convienent.
But yeah, these kinds of suggestions (other then large attachments) have been bandied about since the beginning of the 'information superhighway' talk.
It has more to do with the fantasies of corporate pigs then the desires of individuals.
It isn't what you or I want, its what the CEOs and stuff wish would want. You know what the original conception of the "information superhighway" was? Basically interactive Cable TV. You'd be able to "Fast-forward and rewind", shop over your TV, play video games, etc. Everything they thought up was another way to fork over money.
meanwhile, why they tried to develop that, people just began connecting to the internet.
That's why these phone sandboxes are never going to catch on. In a couple years, most people are going to be able to find free, wireless internet everywhere in most cities. It won't be as ubiquitous as the Cellphone system is now (at least I don't think so. I hope I'm wrong on this point) but for the vast majority of people, it'll be there the vast majority of the time.
People aren't interested in what big corporations and marketers want to feed them. Give them an open platform, and someone will come up with the 'next big thing.'. Big companies would never have thought up ebay, or hotornot, or autopr0n.com (okay, maybe that one isn't so big :P) or Slashdot, or whatever.
I'd say more but it's 5 in the fucking morning and I'm tired. -
Re:stop waisting your time with porn!Tired of walking the straight and narrow? Sick of being told you're a sinner who'll go to hell if you don't kowtow to Jesus? Saddened by having to constantly give a portion of your hard-earned wages to support your local lazy-ass preacher?
Visit autopr0n.com today, and fall off the purity wagon!
Surgeon General's Warning: Keep a huge wad of paper towels handy when you first jack off. If you've been a christian for a while, and have abstained from spankin' the monkey, the first load you shoot is gonna be huge. Be prepared, and be safe! Remember, only you can prevent cum-slip-and-fall accidents!
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Huh
You've just been visiting the wrong porn sites. If you just search for "porn" on google, you'll get a bunch of crap. In addition to my own site there are a couple good TGPs that have strict anti-popup rules. Before AP, my favorites were the hun and asianthumbs
But really, you should get a popup blocker. Google toolbar does it, as does mozilla, and most other non-sucky browsers. -
Hi!
/takes bow
Actually, my site only pumps out a measly 255 megabytes per day. At least that's what it's been doing recently. Shouldn't be too long before it's up to a terabyte or three. :P -
Re:As one who is just making it by I offer this adFirst of all, at only 21 years old time is on your side. Any money that you can put away before you're 30 should, with the magic of compound interest, be worth almost 10 times as much if you put away the same amount of money after you're fifty. (This assumes that you have your debt under control. If not, knock it out first.)
Live below your means. Put off that new car or computer for another year or two. Eat out 1 fewer times per week. Don't pay so much for your porn! Simple things like that can easily add up to one hundred bucks per month with very little pain.
Time is on your side. Start saving now. Be patient. It will grow very slowly at first. But the earlier you start, the earlier your savings will start growing rapidly.
Peter
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Is microsoft losing the browser war?
Honestly. Over half of the hits to autopr0n (NSFW) are from people using mozilla these days, only about 30% or so use IE, and that's with over half the visitors using windows. It seems like IE is on the way out, now that other browsers are "just as good" (Or at least have the one feature people really want, popup blocking). It's really surprising to see, and maybe I don't have a very good sample, but I really don't think people can simply "code for IE" the way they used to.
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Re:Sorry, but looks count....
Sorry, but when I see pictures of these Sharp PDAs, they just don't excite me.
Have you tried porn? -
YOU ARE A BLOOMING IDIOT
the us is blocking nipples on BROADCAST TV. go here for nipples on the web, unblocked.
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Re:i can hear see it now
Or maybe he'd get this.
wbs. -
Re:Online Porn at its best
and his sig:
PORNO FOR THE PEOPLE
and now i'm typing to avioid the lameness filter hope this would be enough check his last comment -
Online Porn at its best
autopr0n.com
Not my site, saw it on another /.'ers signature. Very cool idea, kinda slow SQL database, but best of all its PHP. Wait, oh, back to the pr0n, yeah, its good, lets you do a search like teen AND asian AND NOT lesbian, if thats your sort of thing ya know? -
MSN gets paid for pointing kids at sexThey're willing to return Results 1-15 of about 258627 containing "naked hot slut sex"
And they return a URL that MSN MAKES MONEY OFF OF when they effectively force an otherwise innocuous search to return pure porn when searching for something innocuous like Xfree86.
. If there was ever a reason to tell people to not use MSN search, I'd say that this is a good one.
What other innocuous terms are going to find our kids facing down a porn search engine? What happens if they decide that Mr. Rogers is competition?
Sorry -- If I want porn at least I'll go to someplace honest about it like autopr0n.com.
On the other hand, if you ever wanted a good excuse to look for porn....
Honest mom! I was looking for "GCC" and MSN somehow pointed me here !!!
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Re:Forensic Analysis
Ah, so it's you who runs this piece of shit then? What a pathetic excuse for a website.
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Re:Can't Beat 'em, don't wanna buy them...
autopr0n can't be beat, though it's weird he isn't part of this conversation
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Re:Less TV == more social
Anything that reduces the amount of TV watched, including using the Internet, is likely to improve how social that person is.
Replacing four hours of TV with four hours of pr0n isn't socialization. -
Re:Important and Urgent
Quickest & easiest:
Google Image Search, or better yet, autopr0n.com
If you've got some time:
Newsgroups offer a good variety. If you're using Windows, download Forte Agent to get the binary files.
Better than porn:
Get a girlfriend. Most expensive:
Marry her (Although this will cause your porn usage to skyrocket - Once they have a rock on their finger, females tend to say "No" a lot more often. See nomarriage.com for more information on this phenomenon) -
Re:I hope something replaces X
But I suggest you wait a bit for what will replace XX!
Why? All hail XXX !
;)np: T.Raumschmiere - Monoblock (The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle)
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au contraire
I started playing freeciv last week and i've allready put in ~45 hours into it.
i can't speak for everyone who uses linux here, but perhaps if we stay doing things that have at least some conceivable merit rather than looking at porn and playing through simulations and games...that better things (ie, a better overall os to play games and look at porn on!) will come of it.
don't get me wrong. i think games (and porn) are great...but you can lose a lot of spare energy, and right now the last thing we need, as a community of users, and as people in general, is more [bread and] circus. we need in its' place, stronger communications forums, and more activity. go out, right now, to your local irc channel and say hi/io. spend 5 minutes or so talking at minnimum. breathe some life into your corrospondants. -
Re:Yeah...
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Re:Anyone see anything?
That shows the current aurora activity for both poles.
And in case you're bored, here's a great site that usually has great areola activity for your pole.
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+5 tongue in... yeah, that's the spot.
What are you talking about? Autopr0n rules!
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Re:Great...
...how well this game is going to sell if the traits you described are factual.Yes, if by "sell" you mean "be downloaded via Kazaa for free".
The humour is what made the games. Why people would pay for pixelated boobs alone, given the abundance of free internet sites today, is beyond me.
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Re:Whoa!
I've been wanting something like that for a LONG time!
Yeah, baby! Now, I can *really* get to the hot pr0n!
MSN Image Search: puffy nipples
MSN Image Search: big butts
MSN Image Search: goatse guy
I can't wait! Until then, I guess I'll have to make do with the next best thing. -
Websense and the "coaching" feature.Have you looked at Websense? How evil it is depends on how you deploy it. For a while I was using the eval version on my home Squid cache to asist in blocking porn site popups while not preventing intentional porn surfing. Not bad for censorware.
"...offering users a choice of viewing a site and having it logged, or not viewing it" This may sound like quite an elegant solution, especially compared to the outright blocking of sites not recognised by their master database but this could well end up creating a far more dangerous climate of self-censorship.
But in an office enviroment, this may be exactly what you want to have!Many an enlightened employer has put in an unrestricted DS3 connection for the office and expected that the employees will do the right thing (call it self-censorship, call it responsibility, whatever), only to start reviewing usage reports and discover that the sites that get hit most often are autopr0n and QuietSurfer.
Thus the need for a censorware product (such as websense) that let's employees continue to access the sites they need to get their job done, without hurting productivity as would happen if questionable sites were just blocked with no option to "click through".
For instance, if a perfectly legimate but not "mainstream" site, say an anti-war one, hasn't yet made it onto their database, you have to accept that your boss will be notified of your visit and made aware of your doubts about the government.
And what exactly are you doing accessing this site from work, using the shareholder's computer and bandwidth?If you can justify how your visiting this "perfectly legitimate but not mainstream site" serves to maximize shareholder value, then you should not have anything to fear from your boss.
In that situation, most people will just give up and put the corporate propaganda feed-pipe back in their mouths.
Or just wait until you go home and access the "Dean for President" site on your own time. -
Re:warning labels?(begin ALL CAPS mode that wouldn't make it past the lameness filter)
WARNING: Clicking On The Link Contained In This Post May Expose You To Pornography Which Will Fry Your Brain And Turn You Into A Paedophile. We Are Exempt From Any Complaints Delivered Via Postal Service Or Em@Il Of Any Adverse Results Of Clicking On The Link. By Clicking On The Link You Agree To The "Mandatory Octopus On Head" Clause Of U.S. Tax Code 12.7g.And now, the link
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Straight answer
No. Just give up and look at some pr0n. My site is back up!
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Re:Slashcode - no year of post?
Cool... I changed my preferences and now it looks like this:
"Greetings from Chilliware... (Score:5)
by Chilliware (215893) on 10 ish (#684158)
(http://www.chilliware.net)"
Wow... I can configure Slashdot to give me an absolutely meaningless date/timestamp! Now *that's* creative.
And to make it even better, chilliware.net is now a search portal! But that's still not as good as it could have been. -
Re:Yeah, no kidding
Okay. Just leave post email address and what section you want up first, and I'll email you as soon as I fix it.
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slashdocity ?
Compare the parent's moderation and this one's...
I am also sure Matthias doesn't have much pr0n on his machine : who'd backup pr0n when it can be found on that many places?
Now, these might definitely be family pics. -
I shouldn't know this but
Try http://autopr0n.com/torrents/. I doubt this experiment will work well (I haven't personally tested the link quality) and I don't know about legality, but there's a definite stab at appling BT for this purpose.
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What?
I assure you autopr0n.com works perfictly well on most browsers and OSs!
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Re:And for the Linux pessimists...
On windows, if you don't use IIS, you are likely to get screwed over at any point.
Actually, I use Apache on win2k with JSP for my lovely porn site and I've had no problems, (other then weird instability with tomcat 1.4). Sure, I don't have a gui front-end or anything like with IIS, but I wouldn't really have that with Apache on Linux either. Apache runs as an application in it's own little world with tomcat and leaves doesn't worry about the OS or anything else. Hell the config would work right off the bat on win98 even. And I could probably move the whole damn thing over to Linux of Solaris or whatever in a few hours.
And this is how it should be. I don't want an 'enterprise operating environment' I want an OS that deals with the hardware and lets me run whatever program I damn well please. -
Re:When is X12 coming out?
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Hey Autopr0n
Hey pr0n,
Looks like your site has some opposition!!!!
Props to you, dude!! -
Re:If previous results are any guide
Who needs some big fancy distributed search engine just for pr0n? Use autopr0n and get it for free.
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Re:Quite possibly the most idiotic name ever.I wish they would have thought up a better name, though.
This coming from from the guy with autopr0n.com in his sig
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Re:don't make me laugh
Three things, in combination, really bother me about this. The first one if that the spesifics of the blocking are kept secret for stupid reasons ("disseminating pornography", indeed. I'll disseminate pornography!). The second reason is that the secret blocked sites are being chosen by the state government, which I wouldn't trust at all, especially if you think of all the underhanded things people have done to get elected. Finally, I'm just against censoring the internet for anybody other than yourself.
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Re:Need HelpI need help too.
I've been looking for hardcore pics of mature women, but most mature sites either require a credit card or feature "mature" women that look about 30 year old.
Some rare good stuff has been on autopr0n, but I can't find free images of Patty or Joanne (if you're a MILFer, you know what I'm talking about) anywhere.
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Peer Pressure Mind Control...One of the most effective tools of religious manipulation! Christianity has adopted every technique of history's most successful cults.
When I was thirteen, I stood in front of my congregation and swore an oath renouncing the ways of the Devil, which of course includes drugs, booze, and sex. I did it because all my friends were doing it. It was the culmination of years of religious training.
It took me nearly a decade to fully recover, but now I can enjoy pr0n nightly and feel no guilt whatsoever. Free your minds, folks! Human nature is not sin! Join me in the unholy sacrament:
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Re:Superior Site
that's a good site, but I find autopr0n to be an even better site.
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Re:Cyberconfessions:
heh he heheh
The only thing funnier is if AUTOPR0N himself said it. He's got a lott hail mary's to do to fix his problem