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Parent is just a rip-off of a famous Bash-quote.

Sue him!

Hey! How did you make that inverted b?!?

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

it only takes three commands to install Gentoo

cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

that's the first one

Source Bash.org

Obligatory bash.org reference. We just need a USB gadget that lets websites stab people in the face over the Internet.

linky

I second that. :)

The brilliant quote 4848:

ohm: damn
ohm: FUCK
ohm: DAMN
ohm: i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
ohm: FUCK
ohm: i go like this to her
ohm: "i want to suck on your clit"
ohm: FUCK

From Bash:

Neo-Tokyo: wouldnt you say suicide is a permenant solution to a temporary problem?

`[6]: I'm a Buddhist, I'd say suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

http://www.bash.org/?190241

http://bash.org/?332053

Not irony, but avoiding user confusion...

It's a bash quote in case you didn't already know.

"...the only effect that videogames have had on my morals is deciding what weapon I would kill someone with if I did"

quote from bash.org

Sounds like a solution for this guy. :-)

E would also tell you how Gentoo is the easiest to install - takes only 3 commands.

A lot of people who want to watch porn themselves still wouldn't want their kids to see it. Just like having an internet account, daddy wouldn't want little Johnny looking at naughty pictures, but I doubt he minds doing so himself.

See This quote from bash.org:

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

Yes. In my brain, iDownload is now no longer classified as Spyware. It is now Shitware. Please address complaints to brain@luigi30.fl.us.

Seriously. What did they hope to achieve by this? Common people have figured out that "spyware" == "bad" so they have to make up their own terms to get around that? Who do they think they are, Gato^H^H^H^HClaria?

http://bash.org/?83489

Other mandatory bash.org quote.

Mandatory bash.org quote.

Of course, you're both right.

http://www.bash.org/?11339

Because it's the little things -- like people who need warnings and do very, very dumb things -- that make life worthwhile.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a chick who digs my robe and wizard hat.

I make my code easy to read for my own sanity. I've lived out this bash.org quote way too many times.

Obligatory Bash reference

http://bash.org/?4278

Rewind sticker on a DVD? You probably work in this video store...

now, I'll be able to revel in wonderful in game conversation like "wtf yo gimme ur g4tz fo rizzle j00 f4gg0t" and "3y3 wiznill takes j00 ryde fizzy you plz!11!elevntyone!11"

I don't know if it was good/bad/ugly that I parsed that. =)

'Fo sheezy.

If in doubt, go to the source

you were just reading bash.org weren't you?

<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph

Ever heard the bash quote about the guy who lost the machine....

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

- Bash.org quote #142934

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

- Bash.org quote #142934

#5273 +(16837)- [X]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

I just couldn't help but think of that. :) (#5273) And BTW, if I may say so, your mother's quite cool if she has a Roomba and knows how to use IMs. I can't imagine mine ever doing either.

1) Required bash.org quote
2) Running various adware/spyware programs... firewall, anti-virus... you sound like a classic Dell user to me. I can safely and honestly say that in the 6 years of running Windows 2000/XP, without a firewall, antivirus, spyware/adware scanner, and with IE actually not locked down at all, over the period of 6 years, I obtained exactly 0 viruses, 0 adware/spyware programs, oh and 0 reasons to install a firewall besides my NAT router. I kid you not. Go ahead and hit me with the "but there's stuff running that you don't know about", I don't care, really. I know what my system is running. I know what I need to in order to effectively manage a windows computer.
3) The next gentoo release will be soon, and it will be 2005.0, however you are correct that 2004.3-r1 is the latest. However, saying that you downloaded 4.3 is simply screwed up, as that's the version numbering scheme used previously. A version that didn't exist, too.
4) External hard drive. Local friend. Compression. There's ways, you just have to think outside your box there. (One BIG STARING YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE YET YOU'RE A LITTLE BLIND TO SEE IT: TEH INTERWEB!)
5) At the recommendation of a friend, I've found the *perfect* OS for you. Windows 3.1.

"I could try and say how many years I have working with computers and various OS's, or pehaps how I work in the industry on an enterprise level, or how many degrees I have in the field... but we all know two things, that I can say whatever and you won't belive it and vice versa and that you are a certainly a jerk."
Well. That explains the current state of a lot of the industry.

Holy crap, I know why trolls do it now. It's rather entertaining.

So it's like multiplayer notepad then?

If you and I were working on a document in SubEthaEdit you would see any changes I make as I make them, and I yours.

So, are you saying that basically it's multiplayer notepad?

Reminds me of this funny IRC log [bash.org] I came across this weekend. Made me laugh out loud, and I usually don't do that.

I think this one is the most accurate.

Good quote

Probably because with so many users, and the fact that IRC is just multiplayer notepad, then everything that can be said is said. See?! Any statement can be followed with a quot... ah nevermind.

IRC as a chat medium was rendered irrelevant

Anyone who prefers IM to IRC is a wannabe or an outright knob.

with the advent to the vast majority of internet users

The vast majority of internet users are wannabes or outright knobs.

A very few people use IRC for chat

Have you ever even used IRC?

open source developers are among the last legitimate users

Remove "last" and you have a legitimate statement. Most people are on IRC just to screw around.

Have you read bash.org recently?

There is far too much legal conversation going on that he completely ignored in this study, choosing to focus on the top 60 warez channels to the exclusion of all else

The remaining wonderful conversation is fully documented here.

IRC also works as a great source of entertainment without being illegal as shown at http://bash.org/

Ever been to bash? That's what IRC is, there just happens to be alot of warez servers out there too.

http://bash.org/

You surely don't refer to THIS, do you?

Laugh about this. Maybe offtopic but anyway funny :)

The Sims is the only game where you can kill someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets.

Reminds me of http://www.bash.org/?1660

Here you go...

Wow. I agree with Jericho4.0. Kids. And fairly stupid kids at that, several steps below your average script kiddie.

For some reason I'm very strongly reminded of this line :-).

Some of the bits from the article were pretty revealing too - one of the group members who was failing a CS degree because he never went to lectures and never studied (too busy "ripping and burning"). I'm guessing he didn't do the exams either :).

And of course, who could forget that very scary and extremely serious and realistic </sarcasm> threat to the author of the article: "You do not need some 350-pound hit man with a Glock at your front door." Someone's been living a bit too much in movie fantasy-land, methinks.

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

"...What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?"

what better solution than this one found at bash.org (source)

"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"