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Attempt to Apply Decency Standards to Cable/Satellite Television

bigtallmofo writes "Reuters is reporting that Senate Commerce Committee Chairman Ted Stevens (Senator from Alaska) is pushing for decency standards to apply to cable television and subscription satellite TV and radio. You may recall Senator Stevens for voting against a measure to criticize the FCC in 2003 for loosening its broadcast ownership restrictions. Maybe he thinks profanity provides an unfair advantage to his broadcast-company constituents?" We touched on this last year, in the attempt to apply decency standards to satellite radio.

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  1. Easy solution by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before running a movie, just place a statement:

    "Warning: WE HAVE NOT CHECKED IF THIS MOVIE IS DECENT"

    1. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is far easier to than moving to satellite or cable. Internet TV. Convergence is happening, look at all the channels currently available from winamp's server list. Eventually enough people will have broadband that TV can be delivered via the internet and you can select only the channels you want and only get those channels. You wont have to bother paying for ones you never watch (I have 500 stations but I only have 20-30 programmed into my list of 'favourites').

      Telephone, radio, television, etc are all going to be distributed across the net. The only things holding this back from large scale deployment right now is lack of quality content (this is changing) and lack of availability (much of the world, let alone many 'developed' nations dont have a majority share of broadband users yet). Eventually wireless data will be cheap enough and fast enough (G3 GSM/WCDMA offers 384k down 64k up data) so you can stream music or tv even while traveling.

      Portable processors are getting fast enough (google nano-itx cases, 1.2GHz 4.7x4.7 inch - 12x12cm) with enough extensions (xscale now has a variant of mmx) to do quality video in realtime.

      Transmission costs are lower for this as well, how many people actually watch infomercials at 3am? Yet the transmission cost on a normal TV station is the same as during prime time becuase they are kicking out the same RF. FCC licensing will go away for these stations so the little guy doesnt have to cough up millions at auction to get a permit to transmit. This opens the spectrum to more wireless data providers somewhat which has the potentail to make it cheaper since licensing fees will be lower.

      It costs far less to switch phone calls via a packet network (even if that is a private non inet connected network) than a traditional telephone network. Movies on demand are more possible (sony tried to do this in 2001 but pulled out aparently due to too small of a market) ...

    2. Re:Easy solution by penix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Telephone, radio, television, etc are all going to be distributed across the net."

      I sure as shit hope not! Trying to turn the net into an end all be all for every type of media puts a huge burden on the entire ball of wax. Why else do you think DDoS attacks work?

      It is a lot like those OfficeJet printer/scanner/copier/fax machines. When you attempt to do many things it turns out that it often winds up that you do none of them well.

      B.

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    3. Re:Easy solution by zonker · · Score: 0

      hopefully big biz will realize that this is the final straw and tell groups like the Parents Television Council to go fuck themselves (in those words). i can understand to an extent being wary of broadcast television being "indecent", but i think things have gone waaay out of hand. and besides, cable and satellite are private networks.

      attempting to limit the content on paid television will hopefully backfire on them. it is parents responsibility to monitor children's exposure to "indecency and immorality". i hate to sound like a broken record, but if you don't like it, turn the channel or turn it off. a tv isn't a replacement for a babysitter.

      some parents seem to have this idea in there head that if their kid sees a naked body then that kid will somehow become a perverted child molestor when they grow up. i think these folks are so scared that things like queer eye are going to lead to a nation of well dressed lisping eccentrics that want to redress their children and make them join some sort of godless cult...

      the reality is that these same people are the ones that are so sexually repressed that they spout in public about how bad pornography and idecency is and yet they are some of the major customers of the stuff. it has always been a wink and a nod between congress, the lobbies that are pushing for decency limits and the lobbies that have a vested interest in the proliferation of adult entertainment from sex and the city on hbo to hardcore porn. when it comes down to it, the entertainment industry and hotels are NOT going to want to lose that revenue. this isn't about being politically correct or indecent, it is about making profits and taking care of shareholders. i think this is likely to be the last nail in this issues coffin...

      in other, unrelated news:

      Convicted Movie Pirate Found Dead

      Russell Sprague, the Chicago man who pleaded guilty to charges of receiving Academy Award screeners from Academy member Carmine Caridi and posting them on the Internet, was found dead in his jail cell Monday, according to the U.S. Marshals Service. Sprague had been awaiting sentencing. A spokesman for the Marshals office said that, while an investigation was being conducted, all indications pointed to "a normal passing."

    4. Re:Easy solution by iowannaski · · Score: 1
      It is a lot like those OfficeJet printer/scanner/copier/fax machines. When you attempt to do many things it turns out that it often winds up that you do none of them well.

      A copier that couldn't print or scan would be pretty worthless, don't you think?

      Or maybe you want a fax machine that won't print or scan. That would also qualify as "broken."

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    5. Re:Easy solution by penix1 · · Score: 1

      "A copier that couldn't print or scan would be pretty worthless, don't you think?"

      I didn't say it couldn't do it. I did say it doesn't do it "well".

      "Or maybe you want a fax machine that won't print or scan. That would also qualify as "broken.""

      True.....But then again, I didn't say it couldn't do it I said it doesn't do it "well".

      B.

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    6. Re:Easy solution by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      i can understand to an extent being wary of broadcast television being "indecent", but i think things have gone waaay out of hand. and besides, cable and satellite are private networks.

      And this is really why I have such a big problem with applying decency standards to satellite radio and cable television. Broadcast radio and television are publicly available on the public airwaves and, until the spectrum was sold off by Reagan's FCC, public property.

      With satellite radio and cable television, you have to get special equipment and/or connections, pay a fee for the service, and sometimes even pick very specific channels.

      To give an example, my mother got sick and tired of the downward spiral of vulgarity on HBO. So, she cancelled it and has never subscribed to it again. It's that simple. There is no way that she could pick it up even by accident.

    7. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before Janet Jackson, place the statement "WE HAVE NOT CHECKED IF THIS LIVE ARTIST IS DECENT".

      Before Ashlee Simpson, place the statement "WE HAVE NOT CHECKED IF THIS LIVE ARTIST IS LIVE."

    8. Re:Easy solution by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      With satellite radio and cable television, you have to get special equipment and/or connections, pay a fee for the service, and sometimes even pick very specific channels.

      I have a problem with the FCC even dicating content on broadcast radio.

      You could have made the same arguement years ago; to hear sound and / or images broadcast over the airwaves, you need to buy 'special' equipment to do so. When TV first started, that special equipment was simply the TV set itself. So your logic for defending cable while allowing censorship on broadcast falls apart.

      Do you exempt regulation from new methods of delivery until that method reaches a critcal mass? Because most people do have cable (in some form), and satilite radio seem to be taking off too.

    9. Re:Easy solution by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Oh great. I for one look forward to the day when I can't just switch on a TV I buy, I have to wire it up to the computer, install a shitload of software, make sure it all works together with my OS and drivers, and navigate a DRM minefield just to watch Match of the Day.

      I look forward to the day when if I want to listen to the radio on the way to work, I'm reliant on having an Internet connection, and a device capable of Internet access even in the middle of nowhere.

      I look forward to the day when if I want to make a simple phonecall, I need a computer costing hundreds/thousands of pounds, rather than a £5 phone I can plug into the wall. And I'll also need an account with my ISP, and hope I can get connected, that I don't get DDOSed, that I haven't reached my cap, or that someone else in the house isn't downloading something making my phone-call incredibly lagged.

      Computers are unreliable. They're over-complex for simple tasks. They're volatile, they're unpredictable, each piece of functionality you add to it makes it twice as complicated. I don't want a future where if my Internet connection is cut off, the whole house loses TV, phone and radio, and stays that way until I can get some more Internet access.

    10. Re:Easy solution by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      Okay, I would agree with you about the special equipment, but my main argument was that you have to specifically subscribe to and pay for the service in order to view or listen to it at all. Broadcast, on the other hand, is publicly available and free.

      I guess the best analogy I could make is that it would be like the difference between a poster that is put up in a public space that all can see and a magazine like Playboy. Different rules apply since anyone can see the poster, but you have to specifically subscribe to Playboy in order to see it.

  2. Discount? by nizo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do cable subscribers get to withhold a percentage of their monthly payments in compensation for the good bits of programs that have been cut/bleeped out? If they edit out 10% of the total months content, then it is only fair that their subscribers get a 10% discount right?

    1. Re:Discount? by fembots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's just a standard of decency, maybe it can work like the classification, so nothing's cut, but parents are warned of before hand.

    2. Re:Discount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh,
      They'll just increase the fees to compensate.

    3. Re:Discount? by severoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is ridiculous. Are they going to start regulating pay-TV channels next, like HBO? You can't say the f-word anymore in movies?

      One thing I've never understood about this censorship was articulated by George Carlin best. His sentiments are something along the lines of, why is it ok to use profanity as long as at least the key vowels are left out? For instance, "f*ck" is perfectly acceptable in most censored media, even though it still clearly expresses the idea, the concept behind the word, just as clearly as if that little asterisk were replaced by the "u" it "censors".

      S*ck my fat f*cking c*ck, *ssh*le. Do you really feel protected from my sentiment because I've applied the appropriate amount of "censorship"? (Or am I simply not allowed to express certain sentiments at all under this new bill? Isn't that unConstitutional?)

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    4. Re:Discount? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No.

      I belive you are entitled to a full , 100% , refund of that months payment. The service you paid for is the show, complete with "offensive content". If the content is tampered with before it is viewable, you just got screwed out of the product you paid for.

      Censorship is a funny thing. I am offended by many blatantly ignorant statements on rightwing religous networks, such as fox news and scarborough country. Some people are offended by the George Carlin, The Daily Show, Real Time, great sex volume 9, or even Chapelle Show.

      I developed a solution that I believe works for everyone. I hereby announce my intent to patent a method for preventing access of offensive content via the tuning mechanism of signal receivers which adjust the display to non-offensive content through a remote controll device.

      If I am offended by someones kid crying in public, can I run up and put a piece of duct tape over his mouth ? Of course not, it's not my kid.

      Well, why then should anybody get to put duct tape over the content I enjoy, it's my content. I paid for it. It's on a subscription service.

    5. Re:Discount? by bluprint · · Score: 5, Funny
      Well, why then should anybody get to put duct tape over the content I enjoy, it's my content.

      Because:

      Those of us who have children are smarter than you.

      Those of us with children know what's best for everyone.

      Those of us with children can't and shouldn't actually be held responsible for raising said children.

      Its for the children. Anyone who disagrees with that is just an *ssh*l*

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    6. Re:Discount? by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      That's how it works in Australia. South Park is played on normal teevee. I also saw The Trouble With Mary on teevee and was wondering what parts they'd cut. They didn't.

      It's crazy! Teaching people to act like adults!

    7. Re:Discount? by AhNewBis · · Score: 1
      You're not going about this the right way. Rates would increase by 25% to cut out that 10% of content:

      - 5% increase to cover the additional people to cut and bleep the feed
      - 5% increase to cover lawyers
      - 5% increase to get somebody at the FCC to pre-approve everything
      - 5% increase for advertising to fill in that 10% of the content with JAMSTER ads.

      Oh, and 5% increase to the CEO. What, making decisions that result in FCC compliance are tough! It's hard work, and that CEO deserves his multi-million dollar bonus for doing the impossible!

      Silly consumer!

    8. Re:Discount? by spectecjr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That whooshing noise you just heard was the point of his sarcastic post flying way over your head.

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    9. Re:Discount? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I think l337 speek is ok too.

      An you'll always be able to get away with
      4q u pcsh8 unless you read things phonetically and 55378008 is ok, so long as you don't turn the monitor upside down and bais mois can openly be sold in UK shops, and because of last nights southpark it's ok to say shit.

      Now all I need is the penis bird to come back again, and my 0b****c@t#d profanities will be complete.

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    10. Re:Discount? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "*ssh*l*"

      Were you just trying to create an encrypted tunnel to somewhere?

    11. Re:Discount? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1
      Indeed,

      from the grandpapa Those of us with children can't and shouldn't actually be held responsible for raising said children.

      Obviously it's sarcastic, but the funniest thing is that the post is moderated this as +4 insightful, currently.

    12. Re:Discount? by bluprint · · Score: 1

      heh...actually I was trying to follow the rule posted a bit earlier about "bleeping" the vowels to make a naughty word acceptable.

      The ssh reference was accidental.

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    13. Re:Discount? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is insightful, as are many examples of satire. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a baby to eat...

    14. Re:Discount? by newend · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to lie. The first thing I saw with that first post was the ssh. ...I'm such a dork

    15. Re:Discount? by kabocox · · Score: 1


      Because:
      # Those of us who have children are smarter than you.


      I'll inform you that it takes zero smarts to reproduce. (Raising children that will survive to reproduce doesn't require smarts either.)

      As one with children, I believe that it should be highly illegal for any form of broadcast or cable television, or radio should be made accessable to any household with children currently in it.
      The only content that is in my home is recorded media. (VHS and DVD) I own the seasons of shows my kids are allowed to watch... They can watch my entire collection of Robotech.

      There that allows all others to be censor free. I and my kind can suffer through Barney, the Wiggles, and Sponge Bob.

      O.k. I just wish that I could afford cable and cable internet.

    16. Re:Discount? by KaiserSoze · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its for the children. Anyone who disagrees with that is just an *ssh*l*

      Anyone who disagrees is logging into a secure shell session? wha?

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    17. Re:Discount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An obvious example is when Closer (Nine Inch Nails) is heard on the radio (here in Australia):

      you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
      you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
      help me I broke apart my insides, help me I'e got no soul to sell
      help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
      I want to **** you like an animal

      I wonder what THAT beep is about??

    18. Re:Discount? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      The astersisk thing isn't censorship; it's not required at all. It's done as a courtesy by publishers, though I agree it doesn't make much sense. This is one case though, where something silly is not required by Congress. Personally, I think the proposed regs of cable immediately run afoul of Amendment 1. Only broadcast media, because of the limited spectrum problem, and the penetrability of private property boundaries, should legitimately subject to decency regulation, per the Pacifica case.

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    19. Re:Discount? by hedley · · Score: 1

      Yeah Carlin's joke was something like this (re: things you can and cannot say)

      "you can prick your finger but oh no.. don't finger your prick" :)

      Wonderful.

      Hedley

    20. Re:Discount? by IronChef · · Score: 1

      If I had a kid, I'd MAKE him watch The Shield on FX.

      Good thing I don't have one, I guess.

    21. Re:Discount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Its for the children. Anyone who disagrees with that is just an *ssh*l*

      Yeah, but what do SSH and SSL have to do with each other? :)

    22. Re:Discount? by ucblockhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some us with children wish these fuckhead busibodies would stop speaking in our names, because we are smart enough to know how to turn the radio off when Howard Stern comes on.

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    23. Re:Discount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those of us who have children are smarter than you."

      Actually, those of us without children are smarter than those of you with children. We get to go out to clubs on a regular basis, we have extra disposable income, we can sleep in on weekends, etc.

      ...And it really pisses you people with children off.

      So your solution is to make us just as miserable as you are by purging the airwaves of anything that might remind you of the fun you used to have before you were shackled to a child and had become a "responsible adult." The airwaves should, instead, be filled with family-friendly fare that will make those single people feel "weird" for not running right out and reproducing.

      (This is a joke. It is not intended to be taken seriously.)

    24. Re:Discount? by hairyfeet · · Score: 0, Troll

      The problem with that is You need a lincense to drive a car or catch a fish,But they'll let any retarded buttmunch pop out puppies.The world would be a better place if You had to at LEAST take a test to prove you are mentally and physically capable of creating and caring for a new life.Of course,If they did that the oral roberts and jerry falwells of this world wouldn't have so many sheep to fleece.

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    25. Re:Discount? by caluml · · Score: 1

      In these days where companies and governments are taking away your rights, create an internet that is about free speech. http://meta.fshell.org/

    26. Re:Discount? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      We already have that. TV shows have had ratings for like ten years now in the US! Most TVs have things built in that can automatically screen based on those ratings, called a V-Chip! Otherwise, it's at the top of the screen.

      And, legally, any cable subscriber can force the cable company to install a filter on the line to block whatever channels the subscriber wants.

      I don't know what the fuck more anyone wants.

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    27. Re:Discount? by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      what character set are you using on that last word? is it hebrew?

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    28. Re:Discount? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I once heard a censored version of Alanis Morrisette's 'You Oughta Know', where the lyrics (Talking about her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend) go 'Would she go *blank* you in a theater?'.

      Imagine my surprise when I learned it went 'Would she go down on you in a theater?'. Because I had mentally filled that in with something a bit cruder. (Helped by the fact they actually do blank something that's actually a 'fuck' later in the song.)

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    29. Re:Discount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually all you need to do is omit the first and last letter.
      uck a uckin ock sshol.

    30. Re:Discount? by TGK · · Score: 1

      Anyone who doesn't use telnet is an *ssh*l*...

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    31. Re:Discount? by LazyBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ditto for the spoken word. It makes no sense that "frigging" or "effing" are more acceptable than "fucking".

      They're just words. They mean the exact same thing as the word they're replacing. The meaning comes through.

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    32. Re:Discount? by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      I belive you are entitled to a full , 100% , refund of that months payment. The service you paid for is the show, complete with "offensive content". If the content is tampered with before it is viewable, you just got screwed out of the product you paid for.

      That's incorrect. When buying cable or satellite service, the service you are paying the cable/satellite company for is that of providing TV channels as provided by broadcasters, subject to laws of the state/country you live in.

      Your provider is not responsible for the content of such channels and is merely a platform for providing content.

      Thinking you are entitled to a refund because the TV channel broadcasters have limited the content (by law) is akin to wanting a refund because you can't legally drive that 200mph sports car along the freeway.

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    33. Re:Discount? by Justus · · Score: 1

      While I agree that it makes no real sense, you have to admit that there's a certain standard of politeness found in languages and this is just part of it.

      Take this for example:

      "Hey, get the hell outta my way!"

      vs.

      "Excuse me, but could you step to the side, please?"

      Both of those statements mean the same thing, but one is clearly more polite (and will likely be better received) than the other. That's just how human beings work and it's difficult to change it because it's so ingrained. I mean, it's all well and good to think to yourself "well, I won't be offended by fuck and shit and all those other naughty words," but can you really say that? Wouldn't you be upset if someone came up to you and called your significant other a "fucking cunt" (or a "cocksucking fag," or an appropriate insult, whatever)?

      Language is a funny thing, but we really have to accept that there are certain standards of decency that are imposed on us by modern society and it behooves us to follow them. This is not to say that I promote censorship on a private medium--on the contrary, I feel fully that you should be allowed to say, view, or hear whatever you want, provided you go looking for it. Personally, I think that modern standards of decency are pretty bizarre, but I think that we simply have to shrug our shoulders at that and move on.

    34. Re:Discount? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Don't forget fracking! Where would Starbuck be without it (probably 50% fewer lines, that's where :P)

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    35. Re:Discount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Politeness is a completely different subject.

      A more appropriate example is

      "Hey, get the fuck outta my way!"

      vs.

      "Hey, get the eff outta my way!"

      What's the difference?

      I would no more like to have my wife called a "fucking cunt" than a "stupid whore". They're both insulting, the actual words used don't change the intent.

      but I think that we simply have to shrug our shoulders at that and move onb

      I disagree. When the old standards no longer apply, we have to try to change them. This is how society evolves (for better or worse).

    36. Re:Discount? by ProfitElijah · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong. For one thing, "frigging" refers to digital sexual stimulation (most frequently of the clitoris, although masturbation in either sex counts) and in any case, words do not have intrinsic meanings, rather their meanings are supplied by the person receiving the utterance. Thus "fucking" is less acceptable than "effing" or "f*cking" because it is deemed more offensive by those who hear or read it. It is as simple as that: words mean what you think they mean.

    37. Re:Discount? by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

      "S*ck my fat f*cking c*ck, *ssh*le."

      Wait, what are you trying to say?

    38. Re:Discount? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Only broadcast media, because of the limited spectrum problem, and the penetrability of private property boundaries, should legitimately subject to decency regulation, per the Pacifica case.

      Why does limited spectrum make censorship ok? Doesn't satilite radio also use limited spectrum? Aren't they also a private business? Doesn't their 'broadcast' also reach into my home? (I hope it does, I was thinking about subscribing.)

    39. Re:Discount? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Heh..I'm not so sure about this.

      My first attempt, the shorter 'excuse me' is often ignored. The second attempt 'move it!' never is.

      Maybe politeness should go both ways, it would work alot better then.

    40. Re:Discount? by severoon · · Score: 1

      George Carlin should take his own advice about how some words just are not needed to get a point across.
      I think Carlin's point was that we ought to initially give the benefit of the doubt to the speaker to use the correct words to convey meaning. If after we understand the point, we judge it to be inarticulately put, then the speaker has violated the shred of trust we invested in conversatin' with that person.

      Carlin is saying, I think, that the sentiment and the semantics used to express a thought must be considered as a whole before the listener can judge the point. Judging the whole of a statement by myopically focusing on one or two or the semantics places undue importance on the mechanism of communication, rather than the thing itself...the "meeting of the minds" or whatever you want to call it. This isn't judgement at all...it's prejudgement.

      Watch a movie on TV once it has been censored and see if the explosions or the naked women (different topic) look any different or the plot is scarred somehow. I'm not talkin about the stupid words that get inserted because of the censorship but when the sound is totally blanked out I can still get the full plot just fine.
      I wholeheartedly disagree. This is a bit like saying, "I don't understand it...whether you eat each course of a fine meal separately or put them all in a blender and drink it through a straw, you get the same number of calories and nutritional elements."

      Yes, you can understand the plot. But it won't be an immersive, authentic experience if you have Mafia hit men running around saying things like, "Frick! I'm going to god-darned squeeze your flippin' neck until blood pours out of your gosh-darned eye sockets!" Is this a hit man speaking or a grade school teacher? Entertainment is about immersion in the experience. If any part of the experience doesn't ring true, it's as distracting as if the guy in the movie theater won't stop babbling to his friend about his trip to Japan all the way through The Last Samarai.

      More to the point, we all know that the type of censorship you propose is taken up as a half-hearted measure. Semantics aren't usually the most offensive part of ostensibly offensive works--as you yourself imply, the most offending parts of such a work can be maintained if the author is artful enough. In fact, if you yourself didn't believe this, you'd likely have not responded to my post in the first place (or at least not in the way you did), too offended to engage me. What the pro-censorship crowd is really after (and I'm not necessarily you're of the same mind) is banning the sentiments, not just the semantics...today it's this word and that word, tomorrow it's this thought and that idea. This issue can't be approached frontally though because of that pesky First Amendment.

      Normally I shy away from using the slippery slope argument...99% of the time it's employed not as an argument but a rationalization. In this case, though, we have much precedent already existing of sentiment and semantic going hand-in-hand. For instance, if a movie uses the f-word or the c-word, it gets an R rating (semantics). But a movie can also land an R if the content is overly sexual or concerned with excretory bodily functions (sentiment). In other words, I could write a movie script that would get a G rating if the individual words of the script were delivered in random order. But put them in the correct order, and it gets an R.

      Now, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with our rating system. I'm all for labelling movies according to content because that's a useful measure. (Creating numerous categories and restricting the audience by age is another matter, for a different post, perhaps.) But it makes the point that our society considers the grouping of certain sentiments and semantics under the same "offensiveness heading" is consistent and sensible.

      This means, of course, that if it makes sense to ban particular semantics, it also makes sense to ban the sentiments with which they are normally grouped. I don't know about you, but I don't want my Quentin Tarantino movies gimp-free.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
  3. Worried about decency? by bryan986 · · Score: 0

    Simply block channels or just cancel the cable/satellite service, end of story. Don't like broadcast? There are always G rated movies...

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    1. Re:Worried about decency? by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      Problem is that too many parents don't want to take the time to filter what their children watch. They want to place the responsibility on others.

      I agree with you though on blocking channels or cancelling subscriptions. The content is only available if I enable it into my house.

    2. Re:Worried about decency? by newend · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Take it a step further and get rid of the TV!

      Then again, the kid is probably downloading everything they want to watch for free off the Internet anyway.

  4. No constitutional basis, no public airwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wish that was enough to stop them.

    I was hoping we would all just move to cable and dump the government along the way.

    1. Re:No constitutional basis, no public airwaves by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

      You know, the irony is, I consider this crap way more "indecent" than anything I've ever seen on cable or satelite.

    2. Re:No constitutional basis, no public airwaves by DragonMagic · · Score: 1

      Aren't Republicans about less government, and lately the republican Congress are pushing for MORE regulations of decency and patriotism? How odd that they've sullied the name of the party that once held Abraham Lincoln as their leader.

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    3. Re:No constitutional basis, no public airwaves by geminidomino · · Score: 0, Troll

      Aren't Republicans about less government...

      You seem to have them confused with the Republican Party as it existed before it merged with the KKK/CC.

  5. Precedent Set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't apply it to Sat radio what is the logic of applying it to Sat TV?

  6. Go all the way by nacturation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ask them to apply decency standards to books, movies in theatres, and finally to what you say in your own home. After all, won't somebody think of the children?

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    1. Re:Go all the way by MattBowen · · Score: 5, Funny

      What we need is a committee of "qualified" judges to sit and pure-approve everything we see hear and read. That way only chaste and edifying content gets to the citizenry, promoting a plurality of thoughts and critical thinking. That's how they handle the Internet in public schools, and thanks to that policy, the Internet has no smut.

    2. Re:Go all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's those damn Dawson's River kids!

      sleeping in each other's beds and such....

    3. Re: Go all the way by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > After all, won't somebody think of the children?

      I think Michael Jackson has that covered.

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    4. Re:Go all the way by ThomasFlip · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Books are typically associated with intelligent people. You shouldn't have worry about Republicans getting involved, they might have to read them first !

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    5. Re:Go all the way by caino59 · · Score: 1

      i can just see one of these whack-job parents going through library after library, armed with only a sharpie....

    6. Re:Go all the way by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about a helmet.

      It'll cover your eyes and ears. That was it can black out stuff it doesn't want you seeing, and bleep out stuff you shouldn't hear.

    7. Re:Go all the way by 3nuff · · Score: 1

      You know in the good old days I just used my parent's copy of "The Joy of Sex." That was some high quality sketching, not like this fancy inner net stuff.

      All this BS posturing by the gov't isn't going to do crap. Kids will learn from friends or dad's dirty magazines anyway.

      I hate to start a Bush bash, but these conservatives think they can do anything with a guy like that in office.

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    8. Re:Go all the way by computational+super · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There was an interesting case (don't have any links, so you'll have to take my word for it) about something similar that happened here in Dallas a few years back. There are some "photo-artists" (Jock Sturges, Robert Mapplethorpe and Sally Mann, to name a few) whose art includes pictures from European nudist beaches, replete with underage subjects. You can legally buy collections of their photos at Barnes & Noble (and, presumedly, other booksellers)... evidently, some right-wing talk-show host got his panties in a knot over this, and encouraged his listeners to go into the bookstores, find those books, and rip them up. A lot of them did, and IIRC, were never prosecuted for anything (neither was B&N for selling what this right-wing talk show host considered CP).

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    9. Re:Go all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is a committee of "qualified" judges to sit and pure-approve everything we see hear and read.

      We had one for centuries! We called it the Holy Church, and they appointed the Kings to whom we gladly bowed down, due to their Divine Right to rule over us. Sadly, that great Age of Light ended around the time of the Industrial De-volution. Kids, you missed out on the Golden Age, but if we all pray real hard, we might just get it back!
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    10. Re:Go all the way by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I was thinking about a helmet. It'll cover your eyes and ears. That was it can black out stuff it doesn't want you seeing, and bleep out stuff you shouldn't hear.

      Sorry, what was that? My helmet went all dark when I tried to read that.

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    11. Re:Go all the way by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      Heh, thanks. That was good for a nice little chuckle. :)

    12. Re:Go all the way by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Like the glasses in Hitch-hikers... :) nice :)

  7. Do as we do in Europe: by Peden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Transmit the sattelite TV from another country. Easy-peasy, no problem.

    1. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by KontinMonet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Stream it over the Net...

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    2. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that in most of Europe you can show on normal TV what you can barely get away with on X-Rated cable in the US...

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    3. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Please let me know how you have solves the pesky LOS issues.

    4. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      FYI: satellites are really really high up.

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    5. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ya know, the net is not as free as people think these days - the vast bulk of people rely on coporate ISPs and are mere end points. It is vitally important that more people start building community wireless (or even wired) WANs, preferably mesh-routed, so that when the corporations/government start dicking around with the ordinary net, we still have a real and uncontrollable net.

    6. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Transmit the sattelite TV from another country. Easy-peasy, no problem.

      So how do those land-based satellites work, anyway? Or does the broadcaster of the content exist in a different country?

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    7. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Except the UK.. grr...

      Mind you we do have unencrypted terrestrial sofcore (covered by a lame mheg pin code that any AOL luser with a PC knows how to get around).

    8. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      He probably meant the uplink.

      However legally airspace above a country is also a part of that country, up to a height way above the satellite positions (might even be inifinite, but I'm sure the little green aliens would object to that).

    9. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by snwcrash · · Score: 1

      The real broadcast is coming from a land station somewhere, there aren't people loading DVDs in the satallite.

      I imagine there are treaties and the like restricting spectrum use, or US companies would have already jammed all foreign contries with "American Idol" marathons... So the whole idea is probably illegal.

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    10. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by drxray · · Score: 1

      I believe the Outer Space Treaty says no governments own space.

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    11. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      I don't have sat/cable so i wouldn't know but normal TV in the UK is way way ahead of normal TV in the US.

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    12. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by decipher_saint · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What happens when they make the satellite descrambler illegal to own in the country you are recieving the signal in?

      Yes, it's still easy, but now it's unlawful...

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    13. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      And the USA is really really fscking big and almost all the geosync slots that are visable from the USA are already taken.

    14. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      However, objects and frequencies may be owned and regulated by the Government that those objects are registered in, or produced in, or the companies operate in and the freq or band can be regulated.

    15. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Romeozulu · · Score: 1

      Why is the "net" any different from cable or sat? It's not, so the net is next.

      Everything is next...god help is all.

    16. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by climb_no_fear · · Score: 1

      I live in Germany and while television here would be considered tame in the Netherlands, if this passed, it would mean that you couldn't transmit German television programming in the US (even commercials show the occasional bare breast, for crying out loud). Don't some cable providers carry European channels?

    17. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, a large number of the satellite operators with US footprints are US companies...

    18. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by DeepRedux · · Score: 1
      Of course there is censorship in Europe; it just differs in what they censor. For example, just today the Canadian government deported Holocaust Ernst Zundel to Germany where he faces immediate arrest as a Holocaust denier. His crime is that his Holocaust-denying Web site is available in Germany, so he is considered to be spreading his message to Germans as well.

      Of course this is not the kind of behavior you want to encourage. But it has more to do with "your rights online" than a proposed change to cable standards.

    19. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative
      However legally airspace above a country is also a part of that country, up to a height way above the satellite positions

      It's generally accepted that a country controls only its airspace, which ends with the atmosphere, somewhere in the neighborhood of 120km altitude (note the "air" in the name). Geosynchronous satellites (like the ones that broadcast satellite TV) sit at about 38500km altitude, in outer space, far beyond the reaches of national sovreignty. They are definitely not in anyone's airspace.

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    20. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by N3koFever · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You wouldn't be complaining if you'd seen American TV. Commercials out of every orifice (the legal limit on commercials for every hour of programming in the US is 20 minutes; in the UK it's 7 minutes), they're not allowed to swear (you can be fined for saying "god damn"!), and any nudity is a definite no-no.

      Comparing that to the UK, I seem to remember the BBC showing American Pie a few weeks back - it was broadcast unencrypted on network TV with no commercials, and no cuts at all, including the full webcam scene. And who can forget that they broadcast Jerry Springer The Opera on a Saturday night complete with all the profanities (3,168 "fucks" and 297 "cunts" according to Mediawatch), and Jesus admitting to being "a bit gay".

      Not bad for a country with no written guarantee of free speech. But then again the US consistently shows how little that means.

    21. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by t_allardyce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah Germany never did fit in with the rest of Europe, that sort of thing is blaitently a violation of EU human rights and personally i'd like to see them kicked out of the union until they can fucking grow up.

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    22. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by t_allardyce · · Score: 0, Troll

      after my racial outburst against Germany (i was just talking about the government though) id just like to add 3 words that will probably just aid to dig my hole deeper:

      German Shizer Porn.

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    23. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the US that set up this 'blait violation of human rights' (as you describe it) after WW2.

    24. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      er? why?

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    25. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and any nudity is a definite no-no.

      Unless you're Fox, and the show is the Simpsons ;)

    26. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by dave420 · · Score: 1

      They had a show about sex or something *ahem* and it featured footage of people masturbating. They had a warning beforehand (before the show, and after the previous commercial break), but went straight into it. A girl and a guy. Pretty ground-breaking, I thought. That was broadcast on Channel 4, an unencrypted broadcast channel.

    27. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by gazapo · · Score: 1

      Stream it over the .Net

      That's just great. Take it from the government and give it to M$!! What are you nuts?!
    28. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Transmit the sattelite TV from another country. Easy-peasy, no problem.


      You mean ... space? =)
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    29. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the pig wanking on channel 5...

    30. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick google showed a bit about the occupation of Germany here

      Note on point 5 it talks about the allies setting up the German 'Basic Law', and German federalism. Because the Allies were worried at that time that Germany might become nazi again, they introduced these free-speech inhibiting laws.

    31. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Wow, all i can say is, im glad the US isn't in the EU.

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    32. Re:Do as we do in Europe: by //violentmac · · Score: 1

      This from a country that has a tv tax gestapo that will hunt you down for having an unlicensed tv set. Ha! Yeah some freedom they have.

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  8. The Fairness Doctrine as well. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There are some people who want "the Fairness Doctrine" brought back and expanded to include cable TV and satellite radio (in order to get political views they do not like censored). If this ever happened, it would open up the pathway for other censorship like what is mentioned in this news item.

    I for one do not favor any such content regulation.

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    1. Re:The Fairness Doctrine as well. by jdigriz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, The Fairness Doctrine is not censorship at all. It required broadcasters to present a multiplicity of viewpoints when dealing with controversial material. It was instituted because the electromagnetic spectrum is a public good, held in trust for all americans of all viewpoints by the US Government, and thus, there is a compelling public interest in avoiding broadcasting only wrong information. I don't think there is a legal leg to stand on to regulate cable systems as those are wholly privately owned and don't consume spectrum. Satellite, perhaps, but that's easily gotten around by broadcasters operating outside the US's jurisdiction. I agree with you in that I don't favor content regulation either, but I don't think the Fairness Doctrine counts as such since a broadcaster could say any silly non-libelous thing they want as long as they give equal time.

    2. Re:The Fairness Doctrine as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      What are you talking about? The Fairness Doctrine didn't promote censorship. It promoted free speech by mandating that media outlets provide equal time to people on both sides of an issue.

      Removing the Fairness Doctrine made it possible for stations to promote political causes by allowing the stations to deny time to competing opinions.

      I'm against regulating pay television services, but doesn't it make sense that both sides of a issue should be presented on stations that have been granted the right to broadcast using public airwaves?

      It's dishonest to claim that a law does the exact opposite or what it really does.

    3. Re:The Fairness Doctrine as well. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "I'm against regulating pay television services, but doesn't it make sense that both sides of a issue should be presented on stations that have been granted the right to broadcast using public airwaves? "

      I think that both of them should be free from censorship of political content. This includes government forcing you to say what they want under threat of being gagged entirely.

      Do you want a change to the First Amendment where it says that freedom of the press can be abridged "if you are saying something the government does not think is fair"?

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  9. I thought they already had this... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In satellite TV, decoders had a parental-block, and would stop you if the movie was rated-R or something.

    And that was 10 years ago.

    Now if you mean enforcing all tv producers to say "This movie is rated R" and use some blocking, I agree.

    After all, kids watch cable, too, don't they?

    1. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they do, but the 'R' movies they show on Cable are trimed and edited to make them more PG13 (suck ass) so no.

    2. Re:I thought they already had this... by TheAntiCrust · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, kids watch cable too, but kids are supposed to have these things called 'parents' too. It is the parents responsibility to decide what thier children should and shouldnt be able to see and it is thier responsibility to carry that out, our taxes should not be spent on programs and enforcement of laws that abridge the flow of information. Seriously, paying to NOT get information? Thats entirely backwards.

    3. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sure, all you have to do is sit with your kids every minute that they are watching TV from the time they're born until their 18th birthday. No problem.

    4. Re:I thought they already had this... by calbanese · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, all you have to do is sit with your kids every minute that they are watching TV from the time they're born until their 18th birthday. No problem.

      Here's an idea - don't like what you see on cable/sat and don't want to bother parenting the children you decided to have?

      Don't shell out the $50 a month to get cable/sat and stop fucking whining.

    5. Re:I thought they already had this... by SwornPacifist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, all you have to do is sit with your kids every minute that they are watching TV from the time they're born until their 18th birthday. No problem.

      You're paying to bring it into your own household, so act responsibly and protect them. Use digital TV with restrictions, or some other method.

      Isn't this similar to saying that guns should be sold with built-in child protection?
      "I want a gun in my house, but my child might play with it, should I have to watch my kids every minute from the time they're born until their 18th birthday?"

      No, just acknowledge what you bring into your house is potentially dangerous/whatever and ACT LIKE AN ADULT ABOUT IT. Take responsibility and protect your kids from the dangerous thing you really want in your house.

    6. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what, it doesn't matter that you don't get it. The red states get it and we'll pass the friggin law.

    7. Re:I thought they already had this... by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      Sure, all you have to do is sit with your kids every minute that they are watching TV from the time they're born until their 18th birthday. No problem.

      How about teaching your kids morality, common sense, respect for others and themselves, and teach them that TV isn't real life? How about being a fucking parent instead of a spineless squid?

    8. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get what? That parents *have* to have 2 jobs, and don't have the time to raise their kids?

    9. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you see your kids every second of their fucking life?

      I don't think so

    10. Re:I thought they already had this... by snwcrash · · Score: 1

      I think the big difference is that cable is a for-pay service, meaning you opt-ed in to the content that was being provided. If you have Showtime and are offended by "Queer as Folk" then you cancel your membership and move along your merry way.

      I haven't noticed a lot of objectional programming on my DirecTV during family hours, maybe I'm not looking hard enough I guess. It would seem the market forces keep offensive programming late at night anyway.

      I always find it interesting that Republicans who are so opposed to regulation when it comes to environment and the like don't seem to mind regulating TV/Video Games and all sorts of other industries.

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    11. Re:I thought they already had this... by calbanese · · Score: 1

      I hope so. Then you can pass the laws outlawing jews. and gays. and gypsys.

      We can pass all kinds of crazy laws!

    12. Re:I thought they already had this... by comwiz56 · · Score: 0, Troll

      So you expect parents to always be monitoring their when their watching tv. What happens when the parents leave the house? What happens when theirs a segment on the news covering a local carnival, that suddenly switches over the footage from a strip bar? What happens when little Billy accidently hits the numbers for Nickelodeon wrong and ends up seeing boobies?

    13. Re:I thought they already had this... by USCG · · Score: 1

      Some people who are parents, shouldn't be.

    14. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know..... Sounds to me like you where pulled away from breast feeding too soon.

    15. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So, you see your kids every second of their fucking life?

      Of course not! What kind of a pervert are you, anyways? Watching your kids fucking? Jeez, you make me sick.

    16. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok randallpowell,
      I guess you had some spare mod points

    17. Re:I thought they already had this... by newend · · Score: 1
      I can agree that there needs to be limitations on what can be broadcast over the airwaves that is difficult (but not impossible) to block.

      If you are really concerned about what your children watch, you should buy a TV that has extra parental controls. Then if you decide to get satellite or cable part of your decision process should being able to limit the types of content your children can watch. If you don't think the content is appropriate do what my parents did and cancel it.

      Perhaps another thing to do would be to watch some TV with your child and make sure they understand what is right and wrong. I'm sure a majority people on /. (or the rest of the US) started watching R rated movies well before they were 17, but most of them haven't commited any sort of crime because of it. I think you create more risk of creating an excessivly naive child by attempting to overly shelter your kids.

    18. Re:I thought they already had this... by Macadamizer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Get what? That parents *have* to have 2 jobs, and don't have the time to raise their kids?"

      If they don't have time to raise the kids, maybe they shouldn't have them.

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    19. Re:I thought they already had this... by Macadamizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are "boobies" really that big of a deal? Why is it that nobody is complaining about "embedded reporters" showing firefights in Iraq, or the aftermath of suicide bombers in Israel, you'll buy toy GI Joe's and toy guns for the kids, but OH MY GOD BOOBIES! Just how is that gonna ruin a kid?

      To me, that's the biggest problem with the U.S. -- we got founded by a bunch of guys from England who thought the Church of England wasn't prudish enough... Damn Puritans...

      Honestly -- the first thing a baby sees is Mom's boobies...

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    20. Re:I thought they already had this... by tealtalon · · Score: 1

      It's called reality...seems people needa good shot of it now and then. If Billy want to know what those lady's are doing explain it to him. Seriously. It's a TV not a babysitter.

    21. Re:I thought they already had this... by magefile · · Score: 1

      Honestly -- the first thing a baby sees is Mom's boobies...

      No, that's the second thing. If you think we Americans have a problem with boobs, you should see how we (as a country, not as individuals) react to the *first* thing a baby sees!

    22. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot. Most cable providers allow you to block programs based on the rating or password protect channels. You don't have to watch your kids every minute.

    23. Re:I thought they already had this... by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      Or even better, acknoledge that it's just free speech, and it isn't dangerous in a free society.

      Leave the kids alone. Sticks and stones, and all.

    24. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cable and satellite receivers have parental controls. You can block entire channels.

    25. Re:I thought they already had this... by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And right now every TV sold in the US has a V-Chip. FX plays a commercial for it before every adult themed show they have (Nip/Tuck, The Shield, etc). They tell you exactly how to make your TV turn off TV-M rated content. Most TV's let you lock out entire channels, so if you only wanted your kid watching Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network (pre-Adult Swim of course), you could easily have it do that AND put the V-Chip on to make sure Adult Swim isn't shown.

      So as a parent I could control what little Billy is watching if I took the time to learn about the available technology. There are of course problems with mis-rating program content and the Janet Jackson gaffe. Has there been any proof that some kid was seriously scarred because of a boob?

      I think one main issue is that most houses have tons of TVs now. In my house there was one TV (and later another one in my parent's room). I did not have my own TV with cable, so if I was watching something it was in the living room. At the ages where I could see psychological damage (say under 12 or something) I really wasn't alone with the TV. Parents aren't parenting I guess.

      And to make a final point, how come government institutions are so all powerful and can seriously crush major corporate interests when it comes to broadcast media? Why doesn't the EPA have the same bite on chemical companies as the FCC does on the media? Are the checks being cut by the broadcasters not big enough? What's going on here? What kind of priorities are these?

    26. Re:I thought they already had this... by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      If you think we Americans have a problem with boobs, you should see how we (as a country, not as individuals) react to the *first* thing a baby sees!
      Why? What's wrong with doctors?
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    27. Re:I thought they already had this... by Damvan · · Score: 1

      How about not having kids unless you are willing to spend the time it takes to raise them properly?

    28. Re:I thought they already had this... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Even if you teach your kids morals, when they get bombarded by all the immorality coming from outside your house, the immorality will win.


      Well gee, if it is so immoral, why are you bringing it into your house from the outside? A cable subscription is not a requirement. Why don't you just stop bringing it in? What is wrong with you that you need the government to control your actions according to your own will?

    29. Re:I thought they already had this... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      That's well and good after the fact, but what about now, after it's happened? Too fucking late to say "you shouldn't have them" after they're already running amok. Either promote taking children off parents and making them wards of the state OR accept it as the stark truth and stop making such completely useless and pointless statements.

    30. Re:I thought they already had this... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In fact, cable companies are required by law to filter any channel you want outside the house. We're not talking about cable boxes that can be bypassed, we're talking about up on the pole, where they filter out HBO if you don't pay for it.

      You heard me. Required by law. At the pole.

      Also, all televisions over a certain size are required by law to come with a V-Chip. And all broadcasting on TV is rated, although that is not required by law.

      Remember how we had this debate 10 years ago? I sure do. I was 15, and thought it was absurd. But we got V-Chips, we got filtering of cable, the prudes won all the battles.

      And now they've all come back. I'm not giving a fucking inch this time. Not only can they not get cable, they can not get any cable channel they want, and even not get any cable show they want!

      The only conclusion possible is that they don't want me to be able to watch certain shows.

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    31. Re:I thought they already had this... by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of parental controls? Newly manufactured TVs have had them for a long time now...

    32. Re:I thought they already had this... by ghislain_leblanc · · Score: 1

      I actually spent my first minutes on earth my head stuck in a vagina, how shocking!!

    33. Re:I thought they already had this... by calbanese · · Score: 1

      So arguing that the fact that parents with no time to parent are dumb enough to get knocked up multiple times should somehow affect my rights is pointless?

      How does that work again?

      I'm offended by rednecks driving stockcars. The people watching could be learning to do something useful besides being marketed to by logos at 200 mph. It an embarassment to intelligent people everywhere. It negatively affects me in my little world, because I would read a book but since I don't have the self-control to do that, I want it banned. I can't be bothered turning off my TV. So I say, ban it.

      And what's with all the BTK hating? I mean, his victims are already dead, so whats the point in punishing him? It won't make them undead. his punishment is just a pointless exercise. We should jsut keep the knives away from him.

      If you are too busy to properly supervise your children, think maybe you should take them sleighriding or to an art museum or to a library, rather than post on slashdot?

      People make mistakes all the time. I don't make mistakes that result in affecting your life. So maybe you should consider not making mistakes (or 'miracles') that affect mine and learn some personal responsibility. Just because your life is other, it doesn't give you the right to end mine.

    34. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Honestly -- the first thing a baby sees is Mom's boobies...

      The first thing is Mom's snatch.

    35. Re:I thought they already had this... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Its called a V-chip, dumbass. Granted, kids probably know more about the management and subversion of the device than parents. But they can't get away scott-free while the parents are at home. Then again, there is a lot to be said for means testing intelligence before allowing parent to have kids.

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    36. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you've been trying to get your head (well a different head) stuck in a vagina ever since then.

    37. Re:I thought they already had this... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      How the fuck is that insightful?

      Yeah, if you can't teach your kids right from wrong when they're young, then you're goddamn right it's your responsibility to sit with them every minute until they turn 18. If that is not possible either, then you have no business having kids in the first place!

      Stupid attitudes like that are what makes shit like this such a problem in the firstplace.

    38. Re:I thought they already had this... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Whoever said anything about multiple times? One time is enough. Are you saying people should never have sex unless they're ready to have kids? Yeah, that's going to fucking work. What next: "The War on Sex"? That's one of the only things that would have less success than "The War on Drugs". I suppose "The War on Breathing" would be even less productive, but not by a whole lot.

      You can bitch all you want, but you're never going to stop two kids from banging their pelvis' together. Never. THAT is why it's pointless. You make sense rationally, but you forget that humans don't always follow rational patterns of thought; ESPECIALLY when it comes to the opposite sex.

      The point is, many parents, between their two jobs trying to put clothes on their kids' backs, do not have the time to supervise them - OR take them to an art museum or library. A good parent is one who pays the bills, makes sure everyone has warm clothes, food in their bellies AND gets their homework done. But there's more to it than that. There is supervision, and when you're working an average of 11+ hours a day (two full time jobs spread out over 7 days), it's dreadfully hard to DO the supervising. Those are some big fucking windows of time where no parent is around.

      I'm not saying that's your fault, or that you should have to pay for it. No. I shouldn't have to either. But you should at least fucking UNDERSTAND it. You should accept it as the the situation at hand, whether ludicrous or not. And maybe, just MAYBE we can come up with something beneficial that benefits us all; those who weren't morons and those who were (note past test; parents, in most cases, wisen up pretty goddam fast, but no matter how smart they are, there are STILL only 24 hours in a day).

      And please. People do make mistakes all the time. And whether it's fair or not, they will affect you. Let's say your apartment building burns down because someone fell asleep with a cigarette: a mistake! But also one that affects you. Or someone crashes their car into yours. Or, hell, your girlfriend or wife cheats on you. Guess what? It's not fair. But it is life.

    39. Re:I thought they already had this... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      test => tense

    40. Re:I thought they already had this... by calbanese · · Score: 1

      If you need to have two parents working 11+ hours a day to provide for a family, you have NO business paying for cable or satellite.

    41. Re:I thought they already had this... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of this popular myth. I'm also aware that it is completely false, and utterly unsupportable. Parent choose to have 2 jobs in order to provide luxuries like cable TV, SUVs, TV in every room, etc.

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    42. Re:I thought they already had this... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Hint, if a single parent can provide food, shelter, and clothing to one or several children, so can one half of a two parent household, it involves things called sacrifices, like driving a hyundai instead of a lexus, renting instead of owning, having one 25" TV instead of 4 36"+ TVs, playing board games or reading instead of having super ultra digital cable.

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    43. Re:I thought they already had this... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Seems like about 50% of the time, you don't HAVE two parents. You have one. Again, not optimal, but still reality.

    44. Re:I thought they already had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well gee, if it is so immoral, why are you bringing it into your house from the outside? A cable subscription is not a requirement.

      You see, I live in Canada, where even when you don't have cable, as long as you have a tv your kids can get to watch erotic movies at 2 pm

    45. Re:I thought they already had this... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      You see, I live in Canada, where even when you don't have cable, as long as you have a tv your kids can get to watch erotic movies at 2 pm


      So in Canada porn is broadcast on open airwaves? That's a different situation. This is about the government regulating a private subscription medium.

  10. Land of the Free by Husgaard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder why some US people still say that they live in the land of the Free with all the regulation that their government is imposing on them...

    1. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only ones that call it the land of the free are the disillusioned few. For the most part the land (taxed up the ass, so it never really belongs to you) is not free (because everyone likes to impose their beliefs on everyone else). So if you like paying other people for them to lie to you by saying that is "your" property, and then bowing down to their beliefs because they can afford to pay off the government official, you can truely say its the "land of the free". Slightly off topic I know, but thats our government, censor everyone in the name of the child because heaven forbid their parents ever take care of crap for them.

      "Damnit child! Have the government change your diaper, I have to... eat... chicken..."

    2. Re:Land of the Free by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      Just because some moron who somehow made it into politics proposes a law that would restrict our freedom doesn't mean that we lose any freedom. Chances are there is no way this law will actually pass and if it did, it would be repealed as unconstitutional.

      I wonder why so many people think that the US is less free because someone proposed a law to restrict freedom BEFORE the proposition is even shot down...

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    3. Re:Land of the Free by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

      The TV told us we are free. That's why.

    4. Re:Land of the Free by kahrhoff · · Score: 0

      Because for the most part "We" don't know any better.

    5. Re:Land of the Free by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      I wonder why some US people still say that they live in the land of the Free with all the regulation that their government is imposing on them...

      Do you include regulations on people in industry or business?

      What about forcing people to serve customers they may not want to serve? Are people free to be jerks in business? Should they be free to descriminate? Do you consider involuntary servitude a loss of freedom?

      Often times when people complain about the loss of freedom, they usual mean just their own. What about you?

    6. Re:Land of the Free by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder why some people still pretend to understand the laws of the United States when they can't even distinguish between a proposed bill in Congress and an actual law...

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    7. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Sir:
      There are no freedoms more important to me than my own.

      Sincerely,
      Freedom Loving American

    8. Re:Land of the Free by Squirmy+McPhee · · Score: 1
      I wonder why some US people still say that they live in the land of the Free with all the regulation that their government is imposing on them...

      I guess anti-federalism only goes so far when your morals and religion are different from those of the anti-federalists. Or when the anti-federalists see an opportunity to line the pocketbooks of themselves and/or their buddies.

      What's next? Required religious programming during the "family hour," with mandatory tithing by all?

    9. Re:Land of the Free by Hittman · · Score: 1

      When people say "It's a free country" I always ask them where they live.

    10. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because some moron who somehow made it into politics proposes a law that would restrict our freedom doesn't mean that we lose any freedom. Chances are there is no way this law will actually pass and if it did, it would be repealed as unconstitutional.

      Like the PATRIOT act or the DMCA, you mean?

    11. Re:Land of the Free by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      The point is that we're beginning to slide down a slippery slope where the constitution is taking a backseat to the whims of elitist power-hungry a-holes who want to tell you what is and isn't good for you. The reason that *some* people get upset is because we're moving away from the freedom that we were founded on, and that forces us to ask ourselves what (if anything) we can do to get back on the right track as a nation.

      It's also disturbing that a proposed law like this would get ANY support at all, let alone the issue of its constitutionality. And, your theory that if it passed it "would be repealed as unconstitutional" is only valid if someone can challenge it in court (and most likely with a case like this all the way to the supreme court), which is too costly for most entities that this law would affect. Compliance with this type of fascist law is easier than fighting it.

      The most American thing of all is to be able to stand up and demand that the government not pull shit like this.

    12. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > some moron who somehow made it into politics

      You are kidding right? More and more, it's how someone not a moran made it into politics......

    13. Re:Land of the Free by bluprint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Me too. I live in Arkansas. I can't even get alcohol without driving almost an hour.

      If I knew of a place that was actually free socially, and didn't have to pay 80% of my salary in taxes (free fiscally), I would move there.

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    14. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Our most precious freedom is the freedom to comply with all government regulations.

      A close second is that we are free from the burdens our leaders selflessly protect us from.

      Oh, and who can forget the freedom to vote for the other candidate who will do exactly the same thing, but states it slightly differently?

    15. Re:Land of the Free by m50d · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Because they at least, at the bottom of things, have a constitution that says they are. And nothing ever trumps the constitution, ultimately.

      Mostly I'm glad for living this side of the pond, but I am a subject of a bunch of unelected foreigners who used religious hatred to strongarm the country into giving them control of it. I have, ultimately, no rights other than what they deign to grant me. There are many things wrong with America, but at the basis of it they are a free people, whose government rules only by their sufferance and not the other way round. There aren't so many people (The US is by no means the only such country, but I doubt they are in the majority) who can say that.

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    16. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder why some people aren't intelligent enough to recognize the existence of egregiously anti-freedom laws.

      Tard.

    17. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say "this law", he said "all the regulation". He was pointing out the inconsistency between freedom-curbing laws and the mantra of "Land of the Free".

    18. Re:Land of the Free by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      Even if this bill (which is essentially posturing to the senators supporters and has no legs) by some evil miracle got signed into law it's quite clearly in violation of the first amendment. That's part of the genius that our founding fathers to guarantee certain rights that are exceedingly difficult to take away. It's not perfect, as we've seen with all this patriot act crap, but even that I think will eventually go away.

      What surprises me most is I always thought of Alaska as a state that doesn't want government control on things. I'd expect this kind of garbage legislation from say Mississippi or South Carolina, but Alaska?

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    19. Re:Land of the Free by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "What about forcing people to serve customers they may not want to serve? Are people free to be jerks in business? Should they be free to descriminate?"

      Yes, absolutely. That doesn't mean such businesses will be around for long. No one in this day and age would be seen going into a store or restaurant that discriminates against some group, unless they want to be ostracized from friends and co-workers.

    20. Re:Land of the Free by DShard · · Score: 1
      The point is that we're beginning to slide down a slippery slope where the constitution is taking a backseat to the whims of..
      This is nothing new except for who is pushing it. This plays with the worried parents who think they can't shelter their children (or worse other peoples) from the evils of the world. Rewind 20 years and you'll see the same junk coming from the liberal left about music censorship. Rewind another 30 and see McCarthy in his prime. Keep the wheels a-spinning and you'll see someone raise some reason why information needs filtering to suit an agenda.

      If you think it is getting worse, your wrong. Remember that Tom Sawyer, catcher in the rye, and others to numerous to mention were banned from public libriaries in the past. Whenever people feel helpless to stop change they lash out at whatever cultural thing that is blame-du-jour.

      Having said that, the great thing about america is that we can all talk about it without worry of having your family off-ed or yourself tortured for your thoughts.
    21. Re:Land of the Free by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it stems from the back that ABC doesn't show those little commericals anymore, like how a Bill goes to Captial Hill to become a law.

    22. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What surprises me most is I always thought of Alaska as a state that doesn't want government control on things.

      There isn't a significant industry in Alaska that doesn't owe its existence to government subsidies. Hell, the government pays you to live there.

    23. Re:Land of the Free by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Because you're misinterpreting the word "free." We're living in the land of the free-as-in-beer. We're free to sit on our asses all day and let Mother Washington take care of all our worries for us.

    24. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because the best way to measure freedom is at the fringe.

      Why even bother proposing the law? Aren't there more pressing concerns to address? But proposing certainly works as a nice intimidation tactic to compel some concessions (witness Senator Liberman) without going through the Constitutionality tests. That is the fringe of the US.

      Doesn't even bother you that some elected official is dragging out the censorship issue for the umpteenth time, and a ton of resources will have to be used to knock it down once again?

      I've got better things to do than to be perpetually stuck rehashing this encroachment of rights.

      That isn't freedom. That's slavery.

    25. Re:Land of the Free by captain_craptacular · · Score: 1

      Except for the single biggest industry in Alaska. Oil.

      To respond to the grandparent, your sentiment about Alaskans is essentially true it just needs minor modification. Alaska doesn't want government control on things unless "Uncle Ted" says so, then it must be OK. The man is like a King up here, whatever he says goes.
      Personally I'm somewhat surprised at this move because it seems like Uncle Ted usually focuses most of his attention on the gathering of pork. He usually doesn't involve himself in issues like this that don't bring money to or affect Alaska greatly.

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    26. Re:Land of the Free by Darby · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think it stems from the back that ABC doesn't show those little commericals anymore, like how a Bill goes to Captial Hill to become a law.

      Even if you were kidding, I think there is a lot of truth to this.

      I haven't really watched Saturday morning TV for quite a while now, but is there anything even remotely comparable to Schoolhouse Rock being shown these days?

      I mean that was real education slipped right past me as cartoons. It was a sneaky trick, but at least I know what conjunctions and interjections are as well as how a bill becomes a law.

    27. Re:Land of the Free by penix1 · · Score: 1

      "This is nothing new except for who is pushing it. This plays with the worried parents who think they can't shelter their children (or worse other peoples) from the evils of the world. Rewind 20 years and you'll see the same junk coming from the liberal left about music censorship. Rewind another 30 and see McCarthy in his prime. Keep the wheels a-spinning and you'll see someone raise some reason why information needs filtering to suit an agenda."

      It is all smoke and mirrors really. It all boils down to money and who controls it. Those with the gold make the rules....

      "If you think it is getting worse, your wrong. Remember that Tom Sawyer, catcher in the rye, and others to numerous to mention were banned from public libriaries in the past. Whenever people feel helpless to stop change they lash out at whatever cultural thing that is blame-du-jour."

      It is human nature to blame some other thing for our own failings. Set aside moral issues like birth and gun control and there is no difference between the democrats & republicans. Both parties are owned by big business and one of the biggest is the boob tube....

      "Having said that, the great thing about america is that we can all talk about it without worry of having your family off-ed or yourself tortured for your thoughts"

      Tell that to all those detainees arrested under the patriot act after 9/11 and are being held without charge or representation or to Japanese sent to camps in WW-II.

      B.

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    28. Re:Land of the Free by Atzanteol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No one in this day and age would be seen going into a store or restaurant that discriminates against some group, unless they want to be ostracized from friends and co-workers.

      Never been to the US "south" and eaten at a Denny's have you?

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      - Charles Darwin
    29. Re:Land of the Free by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      The difference is, when you and I were kids, Sat-morn was the only place in town to get that toon-fix. These days, just about every channel has toons to show and there are even dedicated channels to show toons on. Even if someone were showing something educational, chances are, it wouldn't be seen by anything nearing the same size audience.

    30. Re:Land of the Free by heypete · · Score: 1

      Arizona, Vermont, and New Hampshire are pretty darned "free". New Hampshire doesn't even have income or sales tax.

      Of course, the latter two are pretty much out of the way from just about anything. *shrugs*

      It seems like the more densely populated areas are, the more stupid laws are created. One of these days, I'm going to move to the Middle Of Nowhere, Arizona, just to get away from it all...

    31. Re:Land of the Free by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2

      I wonder why some people still pretend to understand the laws of the United States when they can't even distinguish between a proposed bill in Congress and an actual law...

      I guess that's because the only difference between a bill and a law are a few piles of small, unmarked bills.

      It's hard to keep track when that's all you need to get even to most stupid, evil laws passed.
      Personally, I think congressmen should be forced to turn over all their assets to the gov't the day they get elected. From then on they are no longer allowed ANY income besides the "golden paracute" retirement policy they have already created for themselves.
      It's almost impossible to prove something was a bribe rather than a "gift" but if accepting ANY money became illegal, certain laws would become much easier to enforce.

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    32. Re:Land of the Free by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I think it stems from the back that ABC doesn't show those little commericals anymore, like how a Bill goes to Captial Hill to become a law.

      They're actually showing them currently, at 10:56am and 11:26am every Saturday morning. Don't know when they started again, but I know they stopped in 1985, when they decided to replace it with an exercise bit for kids hosted by Mary Lou fucking Retton (that lasted only 1 season). I hope whoever decided that is living in a cardboard box.

      I think the real problem is that kids don't watch ABC anymore.

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    33. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Montana. Wasn't that the state chosen by the Free State Project? And I don't think Vermont should be on that list.

      You do realize that the laws in question are not state laws right? We have this thing called a federal government. You know, that organization that takes much of your income every year.

    34. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...but is there anything even remotely comparable to Schoolhouse Rock being shown these days?

      No. And today's Grammar classes ain't got shit on Schoolhouse Rock. Get the DVD of SR - you'll see.

    35. Re:Land of the Free by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Peter: for starters we're making sex education more fun
      School House Rock: Vagina junction what's your function
      School House Rock: Taking in sperm and spitting out babies.

      From here, with audio clip.

    36. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nothing ever trumps the constitution, ultimately.

      I was under the impression international treaties trumped the constitution.

      The grandparent has a point. Why is the USA government forbidding people from saying "fuck" on television? What business is it of theirs? What is the benefit to society?

      From my point of view (I'm just a lowly, non-free European), it looks like a bunch of do-gooders imposing their morals on the rest of the country. That doesn't sound very free to me.

    37. Re:Land of the Free by Darby · · Score: 1

      The difference is, when you and I were kids, Sat-morn was the only place in town to get that toon-fix.

      That's a really good point I didn't think about.

    38. Re:Land of the Free by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "What about forcing people to serve customers they may not want to serve? Are people free to be jerks in business? Should they be free to descriminate?"

      Absolutely. If I don't want to do business with Bush supporters, Christians, Women, Blacks, gays, etc.. that SHOULD be my choice. If I want to be stupid enough to turn away 50-90% of my clientele (directly, not counting those who stop patronizing my business because I am an asshole), there's no reason to stop me from running it into the ground, other than bullshit feelgood PC crap.

      Disclosure: I don't run my own business. I speak to the principle of the thing, not any actual desire to do so. Missing that point, now explicitly stated, implies your concent to scathing public mockery.

    39. Re:Land of the Free by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      whose government rules only by their sufferance and not the other way round

      Uh huh. I might expect an American to still beleive that (After all, we're force-fed that kind of propaganda from the time we turn 6 years old) but someone outside? I'm utterly shocked.

      I can practically guarantee you that if anyone decided that he would no longer 'suffer' the government to rule, he would, at best, be publically hauled off and made an example of. At worst, he'd just disappear down to Cuba as an "enemy combatant," probably depending on his chances of success.

    40. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free was supossed to be an acronym for fully retarded evangelical enforcers.

      Nobody bothered to read the fine print, plus it has a nice ring to it.

    41. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it wasn't a reference to this particular proposition as much as all of the other restrictions already in place.

      US TV is already hyper-sanitized, and this article is about some people wanting to restrict it even further...

    42. Re:Land of the Free by m0rphin3 · · Score: 1

      Profanity Blacklist (825460) is all alone in the world

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    43. Re:Land of the Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps because some people can recognize that our congresscritters swear an oath to uphold the Constitution and then turn around and propose stuff like this...

    44. Re:Land of the Free by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      Good points taking into consideration things that I didn't. IMHO, the biggest thing that seperates us from times past is the ubiquity of connectedness of the entire world combined with the plummeting prices of being able to partake in the connectedness. IOW, communication among the masses. This is only valuable if it is free and unfettered.

      Having free and unfettered communication among the population of the world, though, is threatening to those in power more so than ever before. Take the John Gilmore thing. Because one guy stood up and started asking questions, and because of the internet, the issue is now global, and there's (currently) no way for anyone to sweep it under the rug. The US now has to, in some way, become accountable for secret laws, which are tactics normally reserved for more... questionable... types of government.

      IMHO, this satellite/cable question is one fight removed from an internet question. And these issues are on a much larger scale than a book-banning, or even a communist witch hunt.

    45. Re:Land of the Free by m50d · · Score: 1
      I was under the impression international treaties trumped the constitution.

      I have been repeatedly reassured by americans that this is not the case. They are only allowed to sign treaties that don't violate the constitution.

      The grandparent has a point. Why is the USA government forbidding people from saying "fuck" on television? What business is it of theirs? What is the benefit to society?

      From my point of view (I'm just a lowly, non-free European), it looks like a bunch of do-gooders imposing their morals on the rest of the country. That doesn't sound very free to me.

      That's why this won't pass. Or if it does, it will get repealed.

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    46. Re:Land of the Free by MrPeach · · Score: 1

      New Hampshire is most certainly not "pretty much out of the way from just about anything". It's only about an hour to Boston from the most populated part of the state. I live in NH and commute to Mass every day.

  11. Let me be the first to say... by Cyno01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fuck this!

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  12. so sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you dont want to see it you have many options:

    1) dont buy
    2) block it
    3) learn to appreciate it
    4) learn not to be so retarded as to find any of this scary and threatning
    5) kill your self and your family and send them to heaven.

    You people need to get out of the way now.

    1. Re:so sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      6) Prophet!

    2. Re:so sad by randallpowell · · Score: 2, Funny

      1) dont buy 2) block it 3) learn to appreciate it 4) learn not to be so retarded as to find any of this scary and threatning 5) kill your self and your family and send them to heaven. 6) Profit for the miniister in case your tithe didn't bribe god enough.

  13. Holy Crap! by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    Next, we won't be able to swear on the internet... How can someone think that they're right when they're saying something like that, ho-ly-crap.

    -Jesse

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  14. Alaska? by AdityaG · · Score: 0

    When did they start getting cable there?

    1. Re:Alaska? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      They don't, that's why the senator is pissed. This is his payback.

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    2. Re:Alaska? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      When did they start getting cable there?

      ---Actually I think there's more too this question then you'd think at first glance.

      Although I am sure there are areas in Alaska that have cable, and also that many Alaskans have access to satellite television; I do think this is a question that should be asked.

      I woul love to hear from Alakans about the cable TV situation in their state. I can only assume that people with Internet connections able to respond to this query would be much more likely to have cable or satellite.

      What proportion of Sen. Stevens's constituency even have access to cable or even satellite TV? How does that stack up against the rest of the nation? I am all for decency, but I do have to wonder; why someone would need to regulate a private industry on what data it sends over its own infrastructure?

      I don't think this would hold up in court, it would seem as though it would definately violate the 1st Amendment: ...or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press... or the Fifth Amendment ...nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation... maybe even the nineth The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. and even the tenth The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

      IANAL and am not trying to be, but this whole idea stinks --- and this is from someone who does believe in decency. I hate it when some gore or smut just comes on out of the blue, but I do not want the government mucking around in every aspect of everything.

    3. Re:Alaska? by Dante333 · · Score: 1

      As an Alaskan, its either cable, satellite, or 2 broadcast channels. There is a lot of satellite TV in rural regions, and in the "metropolitan" areas there is pretty decent cable coverage. Broadcast TV is an entirely different matter. In Juneau, the capitol of Alaska, there are about four broadcast channels. In many of the rural areas there is one, and that comes in fuzzy most of the time. Pretty much if you want TV, your gonna have to pay for it. So pretty much we don't have the "protections" of decency standards that broadcast TV has. Though, I noticed on my cable box, and my Tivo, and my DVD player that they all have parental control features. I think if anything, we should mandate RTFM before you whine to your Senator. I sure as hell am calling both of mine about this.

      So we aren't as much in the boonies that everyone might think. That being said, there are areas that have satellite TV, but no indoor plumbing.

  15. Finally, decent movies! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Excellent! Finally someone is doing something about filtering out all that motion picture equivalent of spam that comes out of Hollywood, keeping these "blockbusters" from congesting our airwaves and cable lines! We may see television dominated by decent, quality entertainment at last!

    Oh, wait, did they mean "decency" as in, no words like "fuck" or "cunt", and no bare tits or ass? Damn. There's a good number of decent flicks that we'll be missing if that goes through then...

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  16. Big difference by ducomputergeek · · Score: 5, Insightful
    On Satitalite radio/TV and Cable, you choose to pay for the service. Broadcast television is over air transmission anyone with TV may tune in at only the cost of the TV and electricity to run it.

    If you find cable indecent, you don't pay for the service. Arguement can be made if you don't like what's on broadcast TV, don't watch as well, but you don't pay directly for the programming on the public airwaves.

    If people don't want South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut airing in all its rated R glory at midnight on saturday's then they won't watch it.

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    1. Re:Big difference by kenthorvath · · Score: 1
      On Satitalite radio/TV and Cable, you choose to pay for the service. Broadcast television is over air transmission anyone with TV may tune in at only the cost of the TV and electricity to run it.

      Which, again, is still a choice. If the FCC can censor one then they can censore the other. The only good choice here is not to censor at all. If you don't like what's on TV - don't watch. Don't buy one. People who can't handle the reality that comes along with living in society should extricate themselves from it post-haste.

    2. Re:Big difference by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure this one won't get far, at least I hope so...
      What really worries me though is that most people now think that censoring (yes, that's what it is) over-the-air TV is ok. If someone isn't able to get cable for whatever reason, they're basically left with what government says is ok, and that sucks.

    3. Re:Big difference by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      This is different from previous attempts at regulating decency on TV. The FCC has authority over the airwaves, ie broadcast TV. There's already some mission creep when the FCC is regulating the content of radio and TV broadcasts. Its original mandate was to assign radio frequencies to licensees to prevent interference.

      What's happening now is the Senate Commerce Committee is looking at regulating the content of cable and satellite TV under the guise of interstate commerce.

    4. Re:Big difference by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Which, again, is still a choice. If the FCC can censor one then they can censore the other.

      No they can't, not now. The FCC may only regulate decency for media that uses the public airwaves. Anything else is an illegal overstepping of their mandate.

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    5. Re:Big difference by kenthorvath · · Score: 1
      Anything else is an illegal overstepping of their mandate.

      What I meant to say is that if the government can authorize the FCC to censor one medium, then they can authorize them to censor the other. Censorship is a slippery slope. Though it was made by a fictional character, this quote resonates with me:

      "With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

    6. Re:Big difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, but this has already been tried and ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. Basically, the court said that subscription services cannot be held to the standards of broadcast TV and radio because they're subscription services.

      Perhaps someone can provide the relevant case. I believe it was Alliance for Community Media v. FCC.

      But the V-chip argument may well hold some water. The Supreme Court has held that any regulation of speech has to employ the least restrictive means, and it can be argued that the V-chip is that means. It hasn't been put to the test as far as broadcast TV goes, but if this bill ever passes, then it may well be used here.

    7. Re:Big difference by PxM · · Score: 2, Informative

      The last time the FCC tried to do this, they were struck down by the SCotUS who agreed with a lower court which ruled that the FCC can't censor cable broadcasts the way they wanted to. This is seperate from the airwaves since cable TV isn't a public right like access to the EM spectrum. This ruling pretty much said that cable operators can do whatever they want with regards to content since the customer always has the option of not subscribing to the cable network. Most channels still self-censor, but they are under no legal requirement to do so. In fact, MTV sometimes airs uncensored videos at odd hours of the night and there is nothing the right wing can do about it but complain to the advertisers.

      I also believe that cable TV will pretty much die out once we have enough bandwith that the majority of people can legally order shows in real time over their Internet connection. It's just going to take a while for the big dinosaurs to realize that they have to adapt or die.

      BTW, the original case of US v. Playboy: http://www.fcc.gov/ogc/documents/opinions/2000/98- 1682.html

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    8. Re:Big difference by stevew · · Score: 1

      The reason that Congress/FCC can restrict speech on the Broadcast channels is because they are over a shared resource, i.e. the EM spectrum. This entire regiment was established with the Communications Act of 1934 which created FCC. This issue has been upheld several time in the courts (so the FCC DOES have the responsibility and capability to restrict programming over broadcasts...get over it.)

      However, same argument can't be made for cable ( a privately owned distribution system.) I've got to think that this then becomes commercial speech which can be some-what limited but you start getting some 1st Amendment protection. I'm not sure Congress's move would stand up to constitutional muster because of that angle.

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    9. Re:Big difference by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      If people don't want South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut airing in all its rated R glory at midnight on saturday's then they won't watch it.

      I don't agree with the bill, but it is obvious why they are doing this (or, more accurately, the reason they will state for doing this)--Children.

      Of course, an adult can choose not to watch SP:BLU. But a parent cannot always monitor their kids and they get up at 2am and watch SP:BLU, against their parent's wishes.

    10. Re:Big difference by maaleron · · Score: 1

      Satitalite

      Apprpropriate irony

    11. Re:Big difference by maaleron · · Score: 1

      Apprpropriate

      Unfortunate spelling

    12. Re:Big difference by mrmagos · · Score: 2, Funny
      In fact, MTV sometimes airs uncensored videos at odd hours of the night and there is nothing the right wing can do about it but complain to the advertisers.

      That is completely untrue. It has been years since MTV has shown videos.

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  17. Voluntary Service by robbway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is bad. If they can apply decency to media I pay to have piped into my house, they'll shoot at DVD and CD content. The only difference is the transmission media. Only adults can order cable, so you already have your "adult check" verification.

    1. Re:Voluntary Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only difference is the transmission media.

      Exactly, because when it comes down to it, each signal gets transmitted along the EM spectrum over wires. In the DVD case, the signal is carried along tiny motherboard traces and in the cable-tv case, it is on a much larger carrier. The ability of the FCC to regulate the EM spectrum should end when the signal is confined to a wire.

      Of course, maybe I've just got my physics messed up...

    2. Re:Voluntary Service by IronChef · · Score: 1

      This is bad. If they can apply decency to media I pay to have piped into my house, they'll shoot at DVD and CD content.

      I think we can all agree that a simple media purchase waiting period and transfer of title paper trail will make it easy to continue to enjoy content rated PG-13 and below in a safe and reasonable manner.

    3. Re:Voluntary Service by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      That's an extremely good point. I never thought of it that way before. I'm over 18. All my roommates are over 18. We pay comcast a lot of money for cable each month. We deserve to be treated like adults.

      It's not like profanities are being streamed into kids' ears without anyone able to stop it. Parents have the ability to block channels and programs, so why not leave it up to them. Do these people really think indecent programming is what's hurting our culture? Hell, MTV in all it's corporate wholesomeness is more damaging to youth than some guy saying "shit" on television at 10PM.

    4. Re:Voluntary Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is bad. If they can apply decency to media I pay to have piped into my house, they'll shoot at DVD and CD content. The only difference is the transmission media. Only adults can order cable, so you already have your "adult check" verification. What, you don't like being told what you can and cannot watch or listen to by a pack of politicians who are probably screwing their own secretaries?

    5. Re:Voluntary Service by Doug+Dante · · Score: 1

      At my college, we used to have a student cable service that showed Rated R movies. It was free to students.

      One year, we had exactly ONE 16 year old student. I was a Resident Assistant, and he was on my floor.

      That was the excuse they needed. No more rated R movies.

      Still, you could borrow rated R movies for free with your student id. Go figure.

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  18. Hmmm by CMF+Risk · · Score: 1

    Land of the free indeed....

  19. This is dangerous ground... by edwardd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The entire concept of pat-television is that it is not available to everyone, and that people should be able to view what they wish in their own homes. If we take measures like this to the extreme, then the next argument will be to prevent people from buying porn.

    "The People Vs. Larry Flint" is a great case to show that there should be firm limits to what the government can or cannot say about decency standards. Larry Flint was able to show that his product, while distasteful to many, is covered under free speech and is not subject to this type of restriction. I don't see how pay-tv services should be treated differently. There are controls in place (parents) to restrict viewing. If these controls are insufficient, the problem is not with the material that's available to be viewed, the problem is with the parent.

    1. Re:This is dangerous ground... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If we take measures like this to the extreme,
      > then the next argument will be to prevent
      > people from buying porn.

      Um... many states already DO have obscenity laws...

  20. Decency or censorship by rdavidson3 · · Score: 0

    If anything has ever seen the TBS version of "The Breakfast Club" will notice that a good chunk of the movie is replaced with bad voice overs and pieces missing.

    I realize that the movie is going on 20 years old, but couldn't they re-release it.

    On a side note, I do find the TBS version very funny with the obvious voice overs.

  21. Will this censor premium channels? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about the rest of slashdot but I enjoy Cinemax after dark.

    1. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speaking of Cinemax, did you see Spiderbabe the other night? It was like Spiderman, but without acting, story, or a plot. But it did have lots of hot girl on girl action.

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    2. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > I don't know about the rest of slashdot but I enjoy Cinemax after dark.

      You can wait if you want to, but I enjoy teh b00bies in the daytime too.

    3. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by magefile · · Score: 1

      Spiderman had acting?

    4. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe not good acting, but they tried (a little). I think Spiderbabe was a better film, myself. Because of the hot girl on girl action, I mean.

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    5. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember how she shoots her webs? Damn man.

    6. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by tim1724 · · Score: 1

      Lord of the G-Strings was much better than Spiderbabe, in my opinion. But neither one compares to Play-Mate of the Apes when it comes to Misty Mundae sillyness.

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    7. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      You're a good man. Mind if I friend you?

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    8. Re:Will this censor premium channels? by sootman · · Score: 1

      I missed that one. I was watching Lord of the G-Strings.

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  22. I have prepared a statement for Mr. Stevens... by iamzack · · Score: 1

    /clears throat Fuck you.

  23. Don't push it Alaska by SlayerofGods · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your lucky you even get a vote.

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    1. Re:Don't push it Alaska by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Maybe after GWB drills all the oil out of it he will donate it to Canada.

    2. Re:Don't push it Alaska by RealAlaskan · · Score: 5, Funny
      There's probably a larger independence party here in Alaska than in Puerto Rico. The Alaskan Independence party even elected a governor one year (1990).

      Ted and Lisa and Don are part of our fiendish plot to get the U.S. so sick of us that they kick us out, so that we don't have to go to the bother of a revolution. Sort of a ``be revolting so we don't have to revolt'' strategy.

    3. Re:Don't push it Alaska by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ted Stevens is the king of pork-laden bills and industry kickbacks. That guy is so corrupt he makes Marion Barry look clean.

    4. Re:Don't push it Alaska by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There web host is in Minnesota (www.visi.com)? What, don't you guy have web hosting in Alaska?

    5. Re:Don't push it Alaska by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Ted Stevens is the king of pork-laden bills and industry kickbacks.

      I'm pretty sure that's why he keeps getting voted back into office.

      Come on, kick us out of the union. Our Congress-critters are a bunch of bums, and Federal spending in Alaska is nearly twice what we pay in taxes. You know you want us out. Pleeeeeeeease!

    6. Re:Don't push it Alaska by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      But we're the ones with the missiles and no Soviety tragets to point them at anymore.

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    7. Re:Don't push it Alaska by multiplexo · · Score: 1
      Ted and Lisa and Don are part of our fiendish plot to get the U.S. so sick of us that they kick us out, so that we don't have to go to the bother of a revolution. Sort of a ``be revolting so we don't have to revolt'' strategy.

      Yeah, or we could just send in federal troops and decide that you are no longer a state and let L. Paul Bremer run things. That sounds like a pretty good idea to me. That way we get to keep the oil and military bases and we don't have to put up with your political stupidity. I like it.

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    8. Re:Don't push it Alaska by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

      " Your lucky you even get a vote."

      Nahhh...let 'em rant. If they don't like what's on cable, the mainland would be *glad* to cut off their feeds. Just how many broadcast stations *are* there in that state?

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  24. That sucks. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    I mean, "stinks".

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  25. Paid content should be restricted by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

    We need to apply decency standards to all content sources, not just broadcast.

    That includes all cable, satellite, video rentals, books, and website. We must stop pornography, violence, drugs, swearing, blasphemy, and dissenting opinion! To purge our society of these horrible influences, we should put it all in a big pile and burn it. Next, we will publish a list of government-approved media that you are allowed to create, sell, or consume. Finally, we will hire top scientists to develop tracking chips so that we can ensure that 1) our children* are safe and 2) they aren't in danger of having evil thoughts.

    This is, as always, in the best interest of the people.

    * All persons, regardless of age, will be required to wear the implants.

    1. Re:Paid content should be restricted by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      Finally, we will hire top scientists to develop tracking chips so that we can ensure that 1) our children* are safe and 2) they aren't in danger of having evil thoughts.

      And, I think of the episode where Cartman got a V-chip... implanted in his skull that shocked him whenever he was bad.

  26. Still watching the 700 club too, eh? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny
    "The entire concept of pat-television is..."

    Oh. Still watching the 700 Club, are we?

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    1. Re:Still watching the 700 club too, eh? by edwardd · · Score: 1

      OK, so they don't pay me for my typing skills...

    2. Re:Still watching the 700 club too, eh? by ediron2 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "The entire concept of pat-television is..."

      Oh. Still watching the 700 Club, are we?

      Wow, I actually envy where your mind wandered on this typo.

      I got a mental image of a 24x7 network for SNL's andro-Pat.

      (cringe!)

    3. Re:Still watching the 700 club too, eh? by samdu · · Score: 1

      I'd take the 24x7 SNL Pat channel.

  27. Ridiculous by hanshotfirst · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The whole difference between broadcast and cable is broadcast is in the public domain. Anyone with the proper equipment can receive the signal and hear/view the content. What comes over the air is regulated for "the public good". Cable and Satellite are closed non-public systems. You pay for the ability to receive and/or decode their signals. It is a private transaction, and should not be subject to regulation. This would be akin to saying p1*yb0y cannot publish material of their choice for their private subscribers. Now, I try to limit my intake of indecent material, and I certainly screen for my kids. But that is the whole point, to me. My responsibility, My rights to view what I have payed to receive in the form originally produced. I don't need the government babysitting me and my kids.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous by surreal-maitland · · Score: 1

      I certainly screen for my kids

      this is the kind of insensitivity i'm talking about! i mean, what about all those parents who don't bother to screen for their kids! are you suggesting that they should be held responsible?

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    2. Re:Ridiculous by capt.Hij · · Score: 1

      Cable is not entirely free of local government influence. Many cable operators are granted special privileges by local governments and in return accept some (okay few) restrictions such as price controls (supposedly). The cable operators want to work out deals with local governments that give them a monopoly but do not want government restrictions. They shouldn't be able to have it both ways. Either they are free from the government or they are not.

      Having said this, this is loco in that it is a federal mandate and not local. I am assuming that this guy probaly calls himself a "conservative." That word doesn't seem to mean the same thing I was told back when I was young...

    3. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

  28. Step 2 the missing link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Patent software for automagically bleeping profanities
    2) Government mandated profanity bleeping
    3) Profit!

  29. The Sopranos 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, no flipping ziti?

  30. No cause for FCC to get involved by iamacat · · Score: 1

    With broadcast TV/radio, the argument was that airwaves are limited public resource and should have content that the majority in the public will find acceptable. Last I heard, cable lines are built by private companies, so what cause does FCC have to regulate what they do or don't show? Consumer groups are insane if they voluntarily sign up for a cable channel and then expect to control its content. I am sure there are a few christian or whatever channels already where they don't even say "darn". Do people in US really have to be educated about the revolutionary idea that you can buy stuff you like rather than trying to change the stuff you don't through legislation?

    1. Re:No cause for FCC to get involved by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      Last I heard, cable lines are built by private companies, so what cause does FCC have to regulate what they do or don't show?

      I largely agree with your comment, but I'll play devil's advocate here with one sentence that you used. Phone lines were laid by private companies and they're regulated by the federal government . It doesn't take much to declare something a public utility.

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    2. Re:No cause for FCC to get involved by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that consensual "obscene" phone calls are censored by the phone company. and since every tv program I've seen over broadcast or cable lately has that tv-14/pg/ma/etc vsnl stuff you can use the ONOFF key all TVs have today, since we aren't 1984 yet.

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  31. Republican WRONG again by dotslashdot · · Score: 0, Troll

    The problem is the Alaskan senator does not understand the law (typical republican moron.) Congress can regulate broadcast TV because of the "surprise" element (much like broadcast radio) where a child or a person may--without warning--accidentally stumble onto a station that is playing objectionable material (to the local community.) Cable is a private company for which people must subscribe--thus, it is treated differently in terms of restrictions from a pubilc forum. One cannot accidentally stumble onto a cable "broadcast" because it is something that must be sought after and the consumer knows what it is they are purchasing & hence are not "surprised." That's my limited understanding of the situation.

  32. Sure, why not! by adolfojp · · Score: 1

    I love it when the government takes away the pain and hardships associated with having to make desitions on my own.
    In that way, I don't have to assume the responsibility for my actions. I love USA, the nanny state (tm).

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

    PS. What is wrong with the V Chip. Parents should be the ones who are responsible for what the children watch on TV.

    1. Re:Sure, why not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      PS. What is wrong with the V Chip. Parents should be the ones who are responsible for what the children watch on TV.


      The problem with the V-Chip is that it's mandated in all new televisions. Which means that I had to pay for it. I have no children and have no desire to lock out a channel or show. If I don't like what's on, I'll change or walk away from the TV and do something else. The other problem is that when I do have children, it doesn't actually allow me to do what I would like to do. The ratings on the V-Chip are of the nature "Violence" "Nudity" "Language" "Adult Themes", but there isn't "Christianity" "Jesus" "God". Nor do religious channels ever have those little logos at the start of programs that indicate the maturity level suggested to view such a program. Which is bullshit.

      The best thing i've seen recently re. jesus is that a friend of mine has gotten his young child a few toys. He has a Buzz Lightyear, a Darth Vader, and a Jesus. His kid is growing up learning that Jesus is the same fictional type of character as Buzz Lighyear and Darth Vader. Booya.
    2. Re:Sure, why not! by adolfojp · · Score: 1

      "His kid is growing up learning that Jesus is the same fictional type of character as Buzz Lighyear and Darth Vader." -- Best quote ever!

      You are right about the V-Chip and its limitations. But a good implementation of it would be a good idea :-). Perhaps with a 100 categories, and the option to block in advanced mode or stupid mode.

      Cheers,
      Adolfo

  33. We knew this was coming... by Jjeff1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember listening to some sort of interview with the head of the FCC (Powell), months ago. He remarked that kids didn't know the difference between a pay channel and a broadcast channel. So he felt the FCC should be regulating any sort of medium that kids might listen/view, no matter where it came from.

    Don't like it? Get involved - Write to the US Senate Commerce Committee Chairman Senator Ted Stevens.

    And the Co-Chairman Senator Daniel K. Inouye. It's cool to complain on websites, but if even a fraction of us actually contacted our representatives in congress, maybe things might change.

    1. Re:We knew this was coming... by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, I was talking with several FCC staffers a couple weeks ago and they all seemed to think that the lack of delineation between cable and broadcast militated in favor of broadcast deregulation rather than increased regulation for cable and satellite. The whole rationale for broadcast regulation going back to the 1934 Act is spectrum scarcity. That's not a problem with cable and satellite and is becoming more and more irrelevant to broadcast.

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    2. Re:We knew this was coming... by Hittman · · Score: 1

      It's cool to complain on websites, but if even a fraction of us actually contacted our representatives in congress, maybe things might change.

      Only if you include a large check in the envelope. These people are serving their masters, not us.

    3. Re:We knew this was coming... by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I was talking with several FCC staffers a couple weeks ago and they all seemed to think that the lack of delineation between cable and broadcast militated in favor of broadcast deregulation rather than increased regulation for cable and satellite

      So you believed that those bureaucrats in a federal agency would allow themselves to lose some power on their turf?

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    4. Re:We knew this was coming... by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

      Full list of commerce committee members

      This lists the rest of the committee members, so if you want to write to someone in your own state as well, you may be in luck.

    5. Re:We knew this was coming... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      I donno that all that many of us are a rich mega corporation, so I don't know that your plan will work as well as you think it will.

      :(

    6. Re:We knew this was coming... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      There's been no rational for broadcast filtering ever since we got UHF. Come on, does anyone have the ~60 broadcast channels that VHF+UHF allows? Technically 82 channels total, although you lose some due to inability to cover the country perfectly.

      Hell no. I've got the seven networks, I've got TBS (Yes, it's broadcast here in Georgia, hence 'superstation'.), I've got two different PBS, I've got a PAX, I've got Telemundo.

      I've got a home shopping channel, which was inexplicable until I learn that broadcasting legally requires the cable company to carry them for free, and I happen to be in the 100 square miles you can pick them up. (Apparently, they got fed up at the cable companies charging them, and bought a bunch of imploded local station's licenses all over the nation, and, I dunno, stuck an thirty foot tall antenna up somewhere near various cable company antenna farms, and started broadcasting at no signal strength at all. I mean, it's really bad quality.)

      I've got some weird religious channel (No, not PAX. PAX, despite being belittled all the time, actually shows normal, if a little boring, drama.) where they show churches all the time and run lies about things they don't like, like California, evolution, and animals running around without clothes on.

      Not to mention I can pick up another CBS from South Carolina. Which is weird because I can't get anything else from there.

      And there's a bunch of other local stations I can't really get that well. Call them 5. Sometimes there's another NBC in there.

      So, forget the home shopping channel, which no one at all gets except me and only existed because it's cheaper to operate a station than to pay the cable company, and the extra CBS that I don't need, we have, oh, 20 channels.

      A third the amount we could support. There's not a single channel over 69, and, yes, UHF goes to 83. (Hence 'Channel 84' in the movie 'UHF'.)

      The job of the FCC isn't to regulate the airwaves by making them safe, it's to regulate the airwaves by making them useful. I don't see why, legally, there would be any ground for them to stand on if I purchased a broadcast license for channel 74 and started broadcasting naked images of me 24/7, as long as there wasn't a more useful thing to do with those airwaves. (Which, admittedly, almost anything else would be.)

      Hell, as long as no one else wants it, they should give me it for free, or a nominal fee, as long as I promised to broadcast a signal decipherable by TVs, have a station ID message, and not cause interference on nearby channels. (Aka, something like ham radio rules.) When more people want to broadcast exist than channels, then they can start figuring out who's doing 'useful' stuff and who's continually running an informercial about knifes. Until then, leave us alone.

      Sadly, the Surpreme Court has forgotten the point of the FCC, and pretends it's okay to regulate speech because it magically gets into people's head. Which is idiotic, because I can walk down the street swearing at people randomly and that's not illegal.

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  34. Nobody Understands the Federal System by Thunderstruck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From TFA:

    "Cable is a much greater violator in the indecency area," the Alaska Republican told the National Association of Broadcasters, which represents most local television and radio affiliates. "I think we have the same power to deal with cable as over-the-air" broadcasters.

    Now let us consider the following:

    1. Violator of what, exactly, if there are not laws in place regulating cable right now?

    2. You THINK you have the same power to regulate cable as "over-the-air"?

    It makes sense that the federal government regulates airwaves as a "channel of commerce." This is fairly straightforward since the airwaves are generally considered publicly owned "space." Cable, however, runs over private property in a physically limited location. While there may be some power to regulate it, how can this be done without interfereing with private contract and first amendment rights?

    3. [begin rant] Does it bother anyone else that federal officers will attempt to pass a law just because they "feel" they have the power, and "feel" something is needed? If there must be standards, why not let the bloody states set them and stop trying to distend the limits of federal authority beyond all recognizable bounds? [end rant]

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    1. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not let the bloody states set them and stop trying to distend the limits of federal authority beyond all recognizable bounds?

      You must be new around here.

    2. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful


      It makes sense that the federal government regulates airwaves as a "channel of commerce."


      Actually from what I recall free speech issues on regulation of broadcast media are gotten around because the information is sent into everyones homes without any kind of subscription. It has nothing to do with being a channel of commerce. It's like regulating nudity on billboards, etc.

      Cable television on the other hand is a subscription model, and broadcast into nobodys home that doesn't want it. Cable (and really satelite TV and satelite radio) are really like newpapers and magazines, and are granted the same first amendment protections.


      Does it bother anyone else that federal officers will attempt to pass a law just because they "feel" they have the power, and "feel" something is needed? If there must be standards, why not let the bloody states set them and stop trying to distend the limits of federal authority beyond all recognizable bounds?

      No, it bothers me when people try to regulate things that are clearly protected by first amendment rights. It would equally bother me if individual states tried the same thing.

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    3. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by MrWa · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Does it bother anyone else that federal officers will attempt to pass a law just because they "feel" they have the power, and "feel" something is needed? If there must be standards, why not let the bloody states set them and stop trying to distend the limits of federal authority beyond all recognizable bounds?
      Because politicians find that running on a smaller government, states's rights, platform is great but once in office they realize that they have "power" and they damn well intend to use it.

      I agree that things should be left to the States, or even the people, as the Constitution was written but those days are, sadly, long past. All we (the US) will be getting is more and more Federal government and regulations.

    4. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Cable, however, runs over private property in a physically limited location.

      Not really... My cable company didn't negotiate with me to get permission to run their lines across my property. So, since they depend on the government for the right-of-way, they become subject to the whims of government.

      As much as I hate intrusive goverment, I must admit that cable/satellite programming is getting awfully bad (sex, violence, product-placement, pop-up banner ads with sound, etc.), capitalism doesn't seem to be workable when it comes to cable/satellite (no ala carte channels), and the government does seem to have a reasonable claim of juridiction...

      Maybe I wouldn't have such reservations if they were actually doing a good job regulating OTA stations in the first place.
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    5. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, but the CONTENT is provided to you with your permission.

      Vote with your eyeballs, stop watching TV (or at least the offending shows) if you don't like them.

    6. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Napalm+Boy · · Score: 1

      3. [begin rant] Does it bother anyone else that federal officers will attempt to pass a law just because they "feel" they have the power, and "feel" something is needed? If there must be standards, why not let the bloody states set them and stop trying to distend the limits of federal authority beyond all recognizable bounds? [end rant]

      I dunno, how should federal officials attempt to pass laws? For that matter, if they let the "bloody states" set standards, when should state officials attempt to pass laws?

      Let's be honest with ourselves here: most of our laws today come from lawmakers feeling that "there oughta be a law" or something similar. Unless you've got proof otherwise, I honestly don't think that very many laws (if any at all) come from constituents' suggestions. The outrage being thrown at this particular issue really only serves to back up this point of view.

      To be fair, I'm glad that most laws come from lawmakers; that's their job, and I don't want to have to worry about changing the tax code after I get home from work. But sometimes they come up with stupid ideas, and I don't mind telling them so, since they're also paid to listen to people like you and me about what we think are good ideas or not. And if they don't, we have the power to tell them to get a different job.

      So to answer your question, no, it doesn't bother me that lawmakers come up with ideas for laws. It might bother me if they didn't listen to citizens about what should and shouldn't be law.

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    7. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "capitalism doesn't seem to be workable when it comes to cable/satellite (no ala carte channels),"

      Capitalism works just fine in that regard. Cancel your subscription. Or, Dish Network offers an a-la-carte service (you can pick 10 channels or so). Or, just get your news from the net or a newspaper and rent DVDs of the shows you like. Blockbuster and Netflix offer flat-rate plans that are cheaper than cable.

      I'm sorry, but I can't stand anyone complaining about TV or cable TV, both of which are luxury products in the global scheme of things.

    8. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, there are people who pay for cable TV that buy it for the stations that are not filled with smut. Just because someone pays for cable TV, that is not a request to have all kinds of trash piped into their homes.

      The problem is that there are so many instances now where you are watching one of those "trusted" stations that don't generally show things that children shouldn't see and suddenly, something indecent appears.

      I guess if there are people who can't find any other way to get their thrills than to watch trash on TV, they should have that right. However, people who want to watch TV and be assured that the content is family appropriate should have that right as well.

      All of you who are mocking the fact that this is being done "for the children", just think about what the world is going to be like 30 years from now when everyone has grown up being indoctrinated with sex, violence, and filthy language. It will be like one big whorehouse.

    9. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "because the information is sent into everyones homes without any kind of subscription."

      Thanks to the Beloved Congress, my television has a V-Chip in it. So that argument no longer stands, right?

    10. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      You miss my point. I am not arguing that "lawmakers" shouldn't be making these laws. I'm arguing that the Federal Government should not be making these laws.

      Washington D.C. can only regulate:

      1. Interstate Commerce
      2. Taxation and Spending (with limits)
      3. Copyright & Patents
      4. Civil Rights where a need is identified.

      The states can regulate:

      1. Everything else.

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    11. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      Actually from what I recall free speech issues on regulation of broadcast media are gotten around because the information is sent into everyones homes without any kind of subscription. It has nothing to do with being a channel of commerce. It's like regulating nudity on billboards, etc.

      There has to be a threshold finding of interstate commerce though, before Congress can even consider infringing on your first amendment rights.

      Washington D.C. can only regulate:

      1. Interstate Commerce
      2. Taxation and Spending (with limits)
      3. Copyright & Patents
      4. Civil Rights where a need is identified.

      The states can regulate:

      1. Everything else.

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    12. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Macadamizer · · Score: 1

      "The problem is that there are so many instances now where you are watching one of those "trusted" stations that don't generally show things that children shouldn't see and suddenly, something indecent appears."

      But does that mean ALL stations should be regulated -- in other words, turning ALL stations into "trusted" stations? Why shouldn't people lobby the "trusted" stations to clean up their act, rather than require ALL stations to be "trusted" stations?

      "All of you who are mocking the fact that this is being done "for the children", just think about what the world is going to be like 30 years from now when everyone has grown up being indoctrinated with sex, violence, and filthy language. It will be like one big whorehouse."

      So, for the last thirty years their hasn't been sex, violence and filthy language on TV? We had HBO thirty years ago, and it was playing the same stuff then. Do we blame all of the current ills of the world on HBO and VCR's now?

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    13. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Just because someone pays for cable TV, that is not a request to have all kinds of trash piped into their homes.

      Absolutely right. I can't stand Fox News either.

      The problem is that there are so many instances now where you are watching one of those "trusted" stations that don't generally show things that children shouldn't see and suddenly, something indecent appears.

      I know how you feel. Every now and again I see that nut Jerry Falwell on the 700 club spreading his biggoted crap.

      However, people who want to watch TV and be assured that the content is family appropriate should have that right as well.

      Thankfully our founding fathers never gave us this right. In fact they gave us exactly the opposite of this right.

      All of you who are mocking the fact that this is being done "for the children", just think about what the world is going to be like 30 years from now when everyone has grown up being indoctrinated with sex, violence, and filthy language. It will be like one big whorehouse.

      And I think the same thing about all that religious right wing crap I see. Strangely enough we're also given a brain to decide what's right and wrong. As far as the "30 years from now" idea, sex, violence and filthy language wasn't invented yesterday, and no ones forcing you to subscribe to cable. As another poster pointed out, use your v-chip if you don't want your kids to see stuff you don't like. You're even one up on me, since there's no "biggoted right wing crap" rating I can censor out of my TV.

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    14. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      It makes sense that the federal government regulates airwaves as a "channel of commerce." This is fairly straightforward since the airwaves are generally considered publicly owned "space." Cable, however, runs over private property in a physically limited location.

      As was pointed out to me in another story, the way the content providers send their content to the cable companies is through satellite communication, in other words, through the airwaves.

      The difference is, the satellite companies paid lots of money to buy the frequencies they used. Thus satellite frequencies are no more "public property" than your backyard. Broadcast stations on the other hand never had to pay for the frequencies they use. They pay a small regulatory fee, but that's more an application fee than a fee for the frequencies themselves. They have no right to the frequency, and for instance they are not allowed to sell the frequencies to someone else like the satellite companies can.

    15. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      There has to be a threshold finding of interstate commerce though, before Congress can even consider infringing on your first amendment rights.


      True, but we already have federal laws of questionable nature like those regulating illegal drugs. Without the first amendment regulating cable TV would be easy by comparision.

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    16. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by ikeleib · · Score: 1

      Actually from what I recall free speech issues on regulation of broadcast media are gotten around because the information is sent into everyones homes without any kind of subscription. It has nothing to do with being a channel of commerce. It's like regulating nudity on billboards, etc.


      No, it's because the airwaves are owned by the public. That is why you need the permission of the FCC to transmit in certain bands.

    17. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by assassinator42 · · Score: 0

      You'd have us give up our rights to free speech so we wouldn't see "trash" on TV? We'd have to do that in order to block things on cable/satellite/etc. Also, I think the greater trash on TV is commercials anyway. It's much less obvious that they're changing our culture in ways that go beyond sex, violence, and filthy language.

    18. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why people get up in arms when someone starts talking about "censoring" games. "Oh, you'll still be able to buy M rated games!" ... uh NO... the V-chip gives everyone in this country with a TV less than ancient years old to shut off anything they don't want to see, but I fail to see all that many "M rated" tv shows. It seems that once you regulate something, you kill the market for it, even if theres some side market.

    19. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      If the trusted channels are showing smut, then, logically, they are not trusted channels. um, duh. I'm rather hard pressed to figure out what 'trusted' cable station shows more smut than random broadcast stations, though. Unless you're trusting MTV or something.

      However, if you want to invent a special category of cable TV channels called, say, 'Certified Family', and strongly regulate anyone that chooses to join that group, go ahead.

      Although I will point out you can do exactly the same thing with a contract law and a consumer group, and not even bothering with the government at all, which surely would be easier. There are already organizations that claim to police the airwaves for smut, why don't they write up a contract and invent a logo for these channels to use? Like a Good Housekeeping Seal, or Underwriter Labs?

      If they break the rules they get fined by the organization, which uses the fines to promote wholesome TV. If they break the rules to often or too much, they lose the seal. Any idiot lawyer could write that up. We have a dozen consumer organizations like that.

      Everyone wins. If you're really clever, you can figure out how to add random codes to the V-Chip (Or possibly you can already do that.), and people can punch in '3924' or whatever to their V-Chip and only watch channels okayed by that group. (Any sane group of that wrote the protocol would have made it randomly extendable, but sadly all the controls appear hardcoded, at least in the TV I checked.)

      Or, you can use what cable companies are required to do by law, and ask them to block off all other channels. If enough people ask for it, they'll make a list of what channels are 'okay' and do it very quickly, although the first dozen people might have to make a list.

      Of course, by now you must realize that such a group doesn't exist because no one would watch those channels. No one wants to watch the TV you want to watch, and thus no one wants to provide it.

      As these channels doesn't exist, and you've decided watch TV anyway, you complain when other channels do not reach the standards you're randomly set for them and they're making no attempt to follow.

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    20. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      There weren't shows that would have been rated TV-M before the rating, either.

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    21. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between regulating content, and regulating who can broadcast on what frequencies. If what you say were true satelite radio and TV providers would be subject to the same content regulations that broadcast TV and radio stations are.

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    22. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Thankfully our founding fathers never gave us this right.


      Your rights don't come from the founding fathers, nor from some sheet of paper in a museum in Washington, D.C. They come from you, they are a natural part of being human, or if you prefer, you were "endowed by your creator" with them. No matter how hard they try, a bunch of old, dead, people can't give you rights.

      All in all, though, I'd mod your post funny if I had the chance. If sex, violence, and bad language hadn't been around since the dawn of time, what would we study in history classes?

    23. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      capitalism doesn't seem to be workable when it comes to cable/satellite (no ala carte channels)

      It is; its just that the majority of people aren't offended by what you deem 'inappropriate.' If people didn't really want to see it, it would disappear on its own, would it not?

      Oh, and you can get ala carte channels. I believe a law was passed some time ago forcing cable cos to offer that (if you ask, they'll try to deny you can at first though..).

    24. Re:Nobody Understands the Federal System by evilviper · · Score: 1
      its just that the majority of people aren't offended by what you deem 'inappropriate.'

      I think the last presidental election has shown that the majority of people in this country are by far more conservative than I am. I've seen plenty of other evidence to support that as well. Just because you might not mind, doesn't mean that's what the majority believes. If you've got some evidence that supports your point, feel free to provide it...

      Besides, my complaints aren't just about content, but extensive advertisement as well, and I can't imagine there is a single person who WANTS to see more ads, and more annoying ads...

      If people didn't really want to see it, it would disappear on its own, would it not?

      No, it would not. The problem is that there is no way to vote with your wallet about anything specific. If you want to see ANY cable channels at all, you are FORCED to accept them all, and pay for them all, no matter what.

      I believe a law was passed some time ago forcing cable cos to offer that

      I know a lot of people that believe rumors. If you've got some actual evidence, I'd be happy to check it out.
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  35. contradiction by randyest · · Score: 4, Informative
    "There has to be some standard of decency," he said. But he also cautioned that "No one wants censorship."
    Does not compute. Let's step through this, shall we:
    • There must be decency.
    • There must be some person(s) given the task to decide what is decent and what isn't.
    • Those given that task will be government officials/bureaucrats.
    • Whatever those persons deem not decent should not be shown on CATV or played on satellite radio.
    • The not decent material will not be shown/played based on the decisions of the government officials.
    How is that not censorship?
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    1. Re:contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (your sig's link is either /.ed or otherwise broken.)

    2. Re:contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're correct up to a point. The government "officials/bureaucrats" you refer to are elected/appointed. If you don't like what they're doing, elect different ones who share your opinion and they in turn will appoint different ones, too. In the end it is you who determines what is decent or indecent by your vote. (and the votes of other citizens) The system works. Just because you don't agree with what's presently in place doesn't mean it's the system's fault. You're just on the losing side this time.

  36. My thoughts. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0

    Fuck that.

    1. Re:My thoughts. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1, Redundant
      I failed to notice a post blatantly similar to mine.

      Mods, please disable voting on my entry.

    2. Re:My thoughts. by tomjen · · Score: 1

      Agree see you on alt.binaries.picture.erotica

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    3. Re:My thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you missed ".fetish.fat.gay.men"

  37. Can I say "WTF"? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Call it whatever you want, censorship is censorship.

    If you don't like what you see/hear, turn it off. Don't force your flavor of "decency" on other people.

    What happened to all these freedoms that terrorists are supposed to hate us for?

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    1. Re:Can I say "WTF"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahh but this is the administration's clever strategy to defeat the terrorists. To make the USA worse than the uptight religious ME nations so terrorists will attack other, freer countries.

      Sheer brilliance.

    2. Re:Can I say "WTF"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened to all these freedoms that terrorists are supposed to hate us for?

      This is all part of Bush's strategy for fighting terrorism.
      Think about it... They hate us for our freedom.
      Therefore if our freedom is taken away they will no longer hate us.
      Remember, Slavery is freedom.

  38. Opie and Anthony on XM Radio by Gannoc · · Score: 2, Informative
    That show is an excellent example of how a completely uncensored show can be amazingly entertaining.

    I laugh out loud everytime I listen to the show, unlike Howard Stern, etc. If you don't have XM, try to find an mp3 on usenet.

    1. Re:Opie and Anthony on XM Radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG I was listening to those guys. That's new-age crap for you. Give me george carlin anyday.

    2. Re:Opie and Anthony on XM Radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we'll pass. we've already laughed at the same jokes and bits... from when howard did them.

    3. Re:Opie and Anthony on XM Radio by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 4, Informative

      I used to listen to Opie and Anthony back when they were on FM radio. It was OK, but Howard Stern was much funnier (just not on in the afternoon).

      Then a couple months ago I subscribed to a free trial of XM radio, and I once again listened to Opie and Anthony. The program absolutely sucked. Howard Stern has gone somewhat downhill in the last few years too, but O&A was complete crap, it was like they were just being obnoxious for the sake of being obnoxious.

      I think Stern will probably get better when uncensored, but I think that's 'cause he's got more to his show than just being offensive.

  39. With apologies to Johnny Horton by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bringin' pork, (Pork for Alaska)
    Bringin' pork, (Pork for Alaska)
    Pork! for Alaska,
    They bring pork, the rush is on!
    Pork! for Alaska,
    They bring pork, the rush is on!

    Big Ted left Alaska in the year '72,
    On the Senate Rules Committee, was a real workhorse too,
    With George and Michael Powell, and the FCC gang too.
    They crossed the Yukon River and found the bonanza gold
    Below that white-domed fountain, way the hell southeast of Nome.

    Ted crossed the majestic mountains to the valleys far below.
    He talked to his team of lobbyists as he mushed on through the snow.
    With the northern lights a-running wild in the land of the midnight sun,
    Yes, Teddy Stevens, a mighty man, in the year 2001.

    Where the river is winding,
    Pig nuggets they're finding!
    Pork for Alaska!
    They bring pork, the rush is on.

    George turned to Ted with his pork in his hand,
    Said: "Ted you're a-lookin' at a lonely, lonely man.
    "I'd trade all the pork that's buried in this land,
    "For one small slab of pork to[no, no NO, we are NOT goin' to find out what happened to Ginny in this filk as long as I have any say at the FCC]

    To the tune of North to Alaska, Johnny Horton

    1. Re:With apologies to Johnny Horton by __aaasvk1266 · · Score: 1

      "Below that white-domed fountain, way the hell southeast of Nome."

      Er, since this is /., shouldn't it be Gnome?

    2. Re:With apologies to Johnny Horton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Er, since this is /., shouldn't it be Gnome?

      Gnope? :)

  40. Don't worry by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    This will never pass. I don't care that this guy is a Republican. There won't be a majority that will vote for this.

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  41. Porn Industry by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

    Given that pay per view porn is *not* a small industry, I strongly suspect this man will fail miserably. Did I read right that this came from Alaska, land of libertarians?

  42. Solution by Potatomasher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If cable/satellite providers would only sell channels individually, there would be no need for "decency standards". If you are not happy with the contents of this channel, simply don't buy it. Dont' want your kids looking at porn on your tv ? Simply don't buy channels that air such material.

    Now lets move on to next issue.

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    1. Re:Solution by hashbrownie · · Score: 1

      If cable/satellite providers would only sell channels individually, there would be no need for "decency standards".

      This would completely change the Pay TV business model, and as such cable channels would fight it like crazy.

      Currently, cable channels get revenues from two sources: Advertising and per-user fees. So if your cable package has TNT, then approximately $1 per month of your bill goes to TNT.

      As such, nearly all cable channels want to be on "basic" packages. First, by having more potential viewers, the channel will likely get higher ratings and thus more advertising. Second, if a cable channel is on a "basic" package, it can charge everyone who subscribes to that package their fee, which ranges from a few pennies a month to ESPN's >$2/month.

      Now, cable operators (i.e., Comcast) don't like putting everyone on Basic; it hurts their ability to make money. But the major media companies force Comcast to put their minor cable channels on basic packages by threatening to withhold major channels. See Viacom vs. Echostar of last year -- Viacom threatened to take away CBS before the NCAA Basketball Tournament. Uh, Echostar lost that fight.

      So if the Government allows us to pick cable channels individually, then a LOT of minor channels will be in trouble. My guess? They'd raise rates -- like, the Golf Channel would charge around $4 or $5 per month. A lot would probably die though, and Major Media Companies would lose a lot of bargaining power.

      Nice idea, but don't bet on it.

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    2. Re:Solution by ET_Fleshy · · Score: 1

      While this is a great idea for you the consumer, it will never, ever happen. Cable companies make enormous amounts of money from the channels fille with crap like the shop at home netword and other such garbage. Few people will ever select these stations if given a choice and the companies will stop paying the cable company so much money to broadcast their show if they even stick around.

    3. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, simply, use the device that's on every cable box I've ever used, which allows you to create a list of channels that you don't allow to be watched.

      Or *gasp* is Parental Control too passe now?

    4. Re:Solution by SnatMandu · · Score: 1

      That's nice and all, but you're still paying for what you're not using. Maybe you want to boycott, I dunno, Fox. Ideally, you could drop them from your cable.

      Sure, the cable channels will not allow this to happen without a bloody fight, but maybe this push to start regulating (and fining) them will soften their opposition.

    5. Re:Solution by geniusj · · Score: 1

      Last I read, this is what the PTC wants as well. They're the ones who filed some huge number of FCC complaints last year. They want to be able to boycott these channels. Which is fine with me, *IF* that's all they truly want.

    6. Re:Solution by shadowkin · · Score: 1

      You could use the same argument for both your ISP access, and why not with your car? Why should I pay for an engine that can do 150 if I'm only going to do 80?

      Customization carries a much higher pricetag, and with the standard "Low low prices!(tm)" model, you're going to get some of the garbage you don't want, when you get something you do.

    7. Re:Solution by sdo1 · · Score: 1
      If cable/satellite providers would only sell channels individually

      Careful what you wish for. Do you really want cable/satellite providers only carrying the few most popular channels? It's the lack of total ala-carte that brings diversity. Do you think there's enough people to pay directly for channels like Sci-Fi, Discovery, BBC America, The Science Channel, and the like? There isn't. It's only because it's a package deal that there's enough viewership to support those channels.

      Do I want to pay for We, Lifetime, or SoapNet? No, I don't. But I understand that part of my montly payment goes to those so that I can have Sci-Fi too. That model, while probably causing everyone to pay a little more, allows a much wider diversity of programming.

      -S

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    8. Re:Solution by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Well, as cable companies are required by law (How many times can I use the phrase 'required by law' to refer to this before the spam filter catches on?) to block any cable channels you don't want, I don't see the point.

      And it would be a rather interesting for the 40 or so cable channels on my cable to get a piece of my 35 dollar a month bill. I mean, the cable company has to keep the infrastructure working with that money, too.

      In reality, some of the cable channels get a small amount of money for each subscriber. Channels that a large amount of people solely get cable for, like ESPN, and companies that have alot of channels, like Viacom (Nickolodean, MTV, VH1, Com Central), throw their weight around and get a small kickback, by threats of not allowing broadcast. Probably about a dollar a month a person

      The rest of the cable channels, like Golf and Cartoon Network, hope to God that cable stations carry them. Think about it logically. Cable stations go on the satellite. They pay a lot for that, pushing a channel through a satellite 24/7 is expensive. Then...either the cable company runs a dish, and sends that out to everyone, or no one gets it, and the cable station is pissing in the wind. (This is why they do not encrypt the satellite signal...they want viewers.)

      Let's say that 0.1% of people will cancel cable (or never subscribe) if they drop the Golf channel. In addition, carrying the golf channel requires two thousand dollars worth of equipment to receive the channel and send it out. The cable company is, at most, willing to pay 0.1% of the cable rate (Aka, 5 cents on a rather large $50 cable bill) per person, minus the 2000 dollar's worth of equipment the channel is tying up.

      The Home Shopping Channel has resorted to buying up broadcasting licenses to force the cable companies to legally carry them for free, because cable companies were charging to carry them.

      So bear in mind that you're not paying the cable channels. The 'basic cable' package is paying to run the wires and operate the antennas and amplify that signal, and extended cable is paying to run the dishes and amplify those signals, with a tiny kickback going to a few, select channels.

      Cable companies would be happy to, say, deny you access to Viacom if they didn't have to pay Viacom anything. They lose money by having to carry Viacom. (Assuming they can charge you to come out and change what stations you can get, because they have to go on the pole to do that. Also assuming their contract allows something like that.)

      However, there is no set of circumstances where you can remove, oh, let's pick channel 28...it's 'HGTV', which I will assume is some home improvement/gardening channel, and get anything cheaper. Yes, in theory, you're not using the amplifier, but in reality, they still have to amplify the signal, they just cut it out before your house. As your money is not going to HGTV, there's really no possible moral objection there. In fact, you've cost the cable company more just dealing with you than they made off HGTV that month.

      I.e, the entire premise of 'I don't want to have to pay for channels I morally object to' is crazy, because you're rarely paying for 'channels' at all. You're mainly paying for them to operate a dish farm with repeater system and run wires to your house.

      Trying to pay for certain parts of it is like trying to get a mechanical car wash not to wash your driver side front door. Sure, the car wash place can put a plastic cover over it, but it's not cheaper for them. You're not paying to have certain parts of your car washed, you're paying to have a machine operate, and varying that costs more, not less.

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    9. Re:Solution by Vince+Mo'aluka · · Score: 1
      there would be no need for "decency standards"

      Somehow I doubt that if the television industry were to reinvent itself, government would simply lose interest in regulating, taxing, fining, and exploiting the industry.

      As history shows, government follows the money. If it will make government bigger and more powerful, and it can be done without killing the goose that lays the golden eggs (the market), then it will be done.

      You have to realize that government is a business too, and the people who run government concern themselves with the bottom line, just like any other business -- the only difference is that government is authorized to use deadly force to conduct its business. To government, a multi-billion dollar industry is a business opportunity that simply can't be passed up.

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    10. Re:Solution by SnatMandu · · Score: 1

      I think it's a poor comparison. I can get a car without power windows. When I buy a car, the dealership doesn't force me to take a boat and stack of girlie magazines, either. I can go to the parts store and buy a new starter for my truck without buying the rest of the truck.

      Your car analogy would be more apt if I only wanted to buy broadcasts of "The Simpsons" from fox, but explicitly didn't want any other fox programs. I'm fine with taking the whole fox program schedule, just like I'm fine with buying the whole quart of milk.

      If the supermarket won't let me have the milk unless I also buy eggs, bacon, and coffee, I'll be pissed

  43. Here in Canada by rdavidson3 · · Score: 0

    We have the CBC, and I've yet to see them censor anything.

    I do enjoy watch the French CBC station in the middle of the night, there is some interesting French "soft porn" that comes on.

    1. Re:Here in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you haven't heard of the 7 second delay CBC tried to enforce every time Don Cherry appears.

  44. It's because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have 2 competing groups (progressives and conservatives) that both think their regulation is wonderful and responsible for our freedom. Neither group seems to have any respect for the constitutional limits that get in the way of their values policing or social engineering. And more things spiral around the drain hole, the more totalitarian, and friendly fascist we become, the more we speak of our freedoms, so we can remain in denial to the crumbing of the empire that is appearing before our eyes.

  45. What slashdot could look like in the future.... by rjelks · · Score: 1

    **The following message has been Super-Moderated by the F.C.C. Any further disregard to the Internet Decency Standards Act of 2007 will result in a really crappy karma score.**

  46. oh well... by layer3switch · · Score: 0

    back to National Geography mag and Victoria Secret's catalog for me...

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    1. Re:oh well... by paradizelost · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but no nudity or scantily clad women, that is offensive. they now need black boxes over those parts. thanks FCC.

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  47. Slippery slope by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    If the government can censor speech on a closed proprietary system, then nothing stops them from censoring speech on our phones, on the internet, or even talking amongst ourselves.

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  48. I'm all for forcing decency standards on TV by srini91 · · Score: 1

    ... if they're my standards that is. And rest assured, they are low.

  49. The moment this goes into law it will die in court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it will infringe upon the 1st amendment rights of broadcasters. The consumer is paying for the content and its not free the courts and freedom of speech advocates will be all over this like white on rice.

  50. Based on what???? by folstaff · · Score: 1
    The feds do this to broadcasters because they use public airwaves. What are they going to base this idea on?

    I have an alternative, let's get rid of all of the federal decency regulations.

    I believe that if entertainment providers were exposed to the market, the market would dictate different standards for different providers and you wouldn't have wardrobe malfunctions b/c the provider would want to keep a level of trust with their customers.

    Wow. Free market. What a concept.

  51. Next thing you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next thing you know we will have little boxes in our houses that give out demerits and fines for cursing, and wiping our asses with sea http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/

  52. Fuck you very much, the FCC by jopet · · Score: 1

    obligatory link on the topic.

  53. Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by mc6809e · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We could avoid much hostility and conflict if we'd just agree to let each community decide for itself what is permitted.

    The right tries to set standards for the whole country, while the left refuses to allow anyone to set any standards anywhere.

    Folks, there are all sorts of people out there and just as many ideas about how communities ought to operate.

    Some like the order and peace that comes with tough limits on behavior, and some like the thrill of anarchy.

    So long as people have the right to choose the city/town/village/rural backwater compatible with their outlook I don't see what the problem is leaving each community to decide for itself what is or isn't appropriate.

    1. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Maybe becuase they think this is a moral issue that is directly contributing to the downfall of God, America, and Apple Pie? The religious right has a collective hard-on to make everyone into the image of what they think good christians should be. So why not stamp out this source of evil that is polluting the minds of our children?

      As for locale-based governing: I was watching the PBS special on Koinonia Farm, an integrated town in the South in the 50's that was the target of insane amounts of racist violence.

      Where to draw the line of Federalism? I wish I knew.

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    2. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by Detritus · · Score: 1

      The left is the political wing that supported FDR, Mr. Nationalize Everything, and thinks that "states' rights" is just a codeword for racism.

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    3. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      While I think that this issue is appaling, how is this not a national issue?

      How would XM for instance be able to comply with the individual regulations of 10,000 seperate counties when they only have two broadcast satelites?

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    4. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that Republicans talk about strengthening States' Rights and Federalism, except when it doesn't suit them.

    5. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by mc6809e · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The left is the political wing that supported FDR, Mr. Nationalize Everything, and thinks that "states' rights" is just a codeword for racism.

      The philosophy is coming back to bite them on the ass, I suppose.

      The shift during the FDR admin should be obvious to everyone. Consider for example prohibition of alcohol, which required an amendment, and later federal laws regulating things like marijuana.

      As conservative as people were to want prohibition, they followed the difficult process of getting an amendment to the constitution. They needed to convince 75% of the states and 2/3 of congress.

      When the political left took over with FDR, they basically just blew off the process and claimed "hey, the federal government had the power all along! (now that we're in charge).

    6. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What party wants to amend the US Constitution to tell the states that they can't legalize same-sex marriage? The Right hates States' Rights. The digusting thing about the Right though is that they use the rhetoric of States' Rights while systematically eroding it.

    7. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that Republicans talk about strengthening States' Rights and Federalism, except when it doesn't suit them.

      The greatest expansion of federal power came with the "progressives" of the 30s and FDR.

      Before that, the Federal government had more limited powers, even with the Republicans in charge.

      It's ashame the Republicans gave up on their roots.

    8. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      They gave up on their roots when they decided they needed the Christian Right.

    9. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      Prohibition was *repealed* under FDR. With another constitutional amendment. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    10. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The republicans of today are the southern democrats of the rest of history. Everything shifted in 1964, they couldn't keep voting for that nigger lover LBJ's party could they?

    11. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by mc6809e · · Score: 1
      Prohibition was *repealed* under FDR. With another constitutional amendment. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.


      That only proves my point.

      It was easy under FDR to claim addition Federal powers. Yet when it came time to reduce the Federal government's power, in this case over alcohol, it took another amendment.

      Even with prohibition appealed, the Federal government expanded its powers by invoking the interstate commerce clause. They claimed that, even with the appeal of prohibition, they STILL had power to regulate alcohol. That's why there is no amendment prohibiting marijuana, or cocain, or similar because this new found power made it unnessary.

      And what about the income tax amendment of the same period? You think it's there just so the government can collect taxes? That amendment also repeals the previous constitution requirement that tax money be fairly apportioned to the states. The income tax amendment changed that. Now the government can assert its power by refusing to give states back the money they paid in taxes unless the states agree to the federal government's demands -- another power grab.

    12. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      What party wants to amend the US Constitution to tell the states that they can't legalize same-sex marriage? The Right hates States' Rights. The digusting thing about the Right though is that they use the rhetoric of States' Rights while systematically eroding it.

      If they didn't care about states' rights, why are they bothering with the amendment process?

      They can just do what the Democrats did: invoke the interstate commerce clause and regulate.

      I mean, why do they put themselves through all the trouble?

      No. The facts don't support your claim.

    13. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      So, when the 18th Amendment and the Volstead Act are passed by the Republican 66th Congress over the veto of Woodrow Wilson and the 22nd Amendment repealing the 18th Amendment is passed by the Democratic 73rd Congress and signed by FDR, that somehow proves your point? You'll have to do better to explain the logic of that one.

    14. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      They gave up on their roots when they decided they needed the Christian Right.

      And they did need them. The Democrats dominated government for 50 years. Appealing to Christians was their only way in. And even with Reagan, they only had a piece of congressional control for 6 years.

      In fact, I think 2004 was the first time in 70+ years that the Republicans had both the congress and Presidency. The Democrats had that numerous times over those same 70 years.

    15. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      This is in reply to mc6803e.

    16. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      With the Republicans in bed with the Religious Right, you have to expect that they will want to regulate our personal behavior and regulate the free market. They should adjust their rhetoric accordingly and stop pretending like they are the party of personal liberty.

    17. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      So, when the Federal Government wants to assume more powers that somehow shows that they have respect for States' Rights? I guess States' Rights don't mean anything when the state whose authority is being taken is Massachusetts.

    18. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The philosophy is coming back to bite them on the ass, I suppose.

      So that makes it OK ? Or does that make the wacko conservatives in control now just as much of a shitty administration as the wacko liberals back then? Do you have a better excuse for the behavior of these sorry losers than <whine>"but they did it first"</whine>? When I tried that with my dad he gave both my brother and I a sound whipping. Is that what the Republicans need now? A sound whipping to teach them that just because Clinton lied to America doesn't means that Bush can lie all he wants? To teach them that just because the liberals went and made big government, doesn't mean the conservatives can go and make bigger government?

    19. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by Detritus · · Score: 1
      The proper way for the federal government to assume new powers is by amending the constitution. The modern (post FDR) of doing it is to claim that the constitution is a living document, packed full of emanations and penumbras, and that original intent and historical context are irrelevant.
      'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.'

      'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

      'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'

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    20. Re:Stop trying to NATIONALIZE EVERY ISSUE by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      It's a limitation of States' Rights whether it happens in the courts or by amendment. Even if almost all of the state governments agreed to ratify the amendment, it would still place limitations on those states which did not ratify the amendment. Such an amendment would hence be a limitation of those States' Rights.

  54. broadcast companies in Alaska???? by greenrom · · Score: 1
    Maybe he thinks profanity provides an unfair advantage to his broadcast-company constituents?
    Tell me, what kind of broadcast-company constituents does a senator from Alaska have?
    1. Re:broadcast companies in Alaska???? by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      You're confusing 'constituency' (the people who live in Alaska) with 'natural constituency' (the people who are ideologically aligned with the politician and provide financial support). Large corporations and industry groups provide financial support to politicians who share ideology regardless of what state they're in.

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  55. Silver lining? by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 1

    You know, there might be a silver lining to this. I'm sure the argument will be made that cable needs to be regulated because it's largely a have it/don't have it proposition. Can't have my Learning Channel and Discover Channel and Cartoon Network for my kids without also having to have Comedy Central (where they will hear bad words) or Oxygen (where they might hear stuff that even I don't want to know about).

    So, if this passes, this might be an incentive for the cable companies and content providers to provide a more a la carte experience. If you have to specifically seek out and pay for X, instead of having X forced down your throat because it only comes bundled with Y, it's a lot easier to argue that X should be exempt from decency regulation.

    1. Re:Silver lining? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yes you can. All cable companies are required by law to block whatever channels you tell them to. You can call them up at any time.

      And maybe you should be asking some tough questions about the organizations that want to regulate cable who have not told you about this option.

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  56. I think the question on all of our minds is... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Funny

    How will this affect South Park???

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    1. Re:I think the question on all of our minds is... by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      How will this affect South Park???
      Not at all - it's on free-to-air.

      Oh, wait - you're in America, aren't you. Well, in less prudish countries, South Park is shown on FTA, on public (government-funded) stations, in prime-time.
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  57. How about Congress? by dfay · · Score: 1

    When will we be able to get decency laws applied to Congress? I consider the wholesale abandonment of the ideals embodied in the Constitution by our legislators to be indecent.

    And I DO vote, and I always favor the candidate who I think will do the "right" thing, not necessarily what I favor, but I haven't noticed that it does a lot of good. Especially since neither party in our "two-party government" fields candidates that seem to care about preserving what once made our government unique and outstanding. Those who even make noises about it seem to sell out quickly.

    OK, yes... I know I'm ranting.

  58. Dupe! by mondoterrifico · · Score: 1

    Err... just practicing for later today.
    Gotta keep my fingers nimble.
    :)

  59. Not possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, this already got decided in the Supreme Court, so this is FUD right?

    Second of all, if they were to somehow do this, it would be the beginning of the book burnings.

    These religious zealots all trying to dream of a way to get rid of pornography while they're busy shacking up with everyone but their wife. 'Nuff said.

  60. Newspeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we should just change the language so you can't offend people or bad-mouth the government.
    We could call it "newspeak".

    1. Re:Newspeak by M0riarty · · Score: 1

      I can just see it:
      War is Peace (Iraqi war distracting people from Local Issues)
      Slavery is Freedom (Rampant Censorship prevents people from thinking anti-government thoughts)
      Ignorance is Strength (Lack of education, and general apathy makes the masses easy to control)

      Read both 1984 and "The Revolution Betrayed" (by Lev Trotsky), you'd learn a lot how this situation compares to previous historical events.

  61. Republicans for the Nanny State by ortcutt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Isn't it funny that Republicans love to complain about big, intrusive government while supporting the nanny state?

    If they believe in the power of the free market, then let the cable companies respond to the demand for "decent" cable TV.

    1. Re:Republicans for the Nanny State by deanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whoa there cowboy... The guy at the FCC that was pushing all this from the beginning is named Michael Copp, a democrat.

      Idiocy in this case crosses party lines.

    2. Re:Republicans for the Nanny State by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      Does that negate my point? My point is that the Republican Party rhetoric doesn't match up with what Senators like Ted Stevens want to do. The fact that there are other idiots--Democratic, Republican, and independent--doesn't affect my point.

    3. Re:Republicans for the Nanny State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with poster. This was a Democrat's move. What many /.'ers fail to realize is that many things they disagree with are in fact Democratic party in origin. They mistakenly think only the Democrats are free-speech, free-action, smaller government, etc...

  62. Typical government boondoggle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they wanted a long-term, cost effective solution to this problem, they would just poke out each citizen's eyes at birth or time of naturalization. Simple and easy, and no more chance of sinful images being impressed upon the eyes, but in the end the citizenries right to bear eyes is probably a state's right.

  63. ah, the republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well focused energy, guys! lets let some bible thumping idiots parent our children.

    fucking republican scum.

    like unto sheep.

  64. What's next? by turtled · · Score: 1

    Well, now that the Broadcast Flag is dead (or dying), they will try the next thing to harrass us on how we pay for what we want to view, then make our TV watching habits unbearable... why? What happened to "Land of the Free"?

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  65. You are free* by CainMcDougal · · Score: 1

    *You are free to watch what we tell you to watch. **You are free to listen to what we tell you to listen. Soon you will see "Rated R" movies or even your favorite "indecent" shows with asterisks and fine print everywhere. But who reads them anyway..?

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  66. I was just thinking about this, this morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The FCC needs to get OUT of censorship, and let the market decide. We need to get religion, including the Vatican, out of our government.

    I agree that the FCC needs to "regulate" frequencies. And I think there needs to be an annual fee to cover the administration costs, only. They should be able to enforce people stepping on frequencies for which they are not licensed. This includes HAM "operators" without a handle. This includes freelancers who jam ambulance and police frequencies.

    That's it. No indecency fines or any other moronic behavior like that. No control over content. If the Islamists take over our airwaves, then we should have gotten to them years ago; it's our own fault. If parents can't handle explain a pair of boobs to their 7 year old, then they can throw the TV out in the dumpster. If you can't handle a pair of tits, then Christ knows there's no good reason you should be having kids or a TV. Or they can buy from a manufacturer that locks the TV to stations which market themselves as PROMOTING VIRTUE AND PREVENTING VICE, just like the Saudis do (with public beatings, but that's another thread).

    I want the FCC out of censorship. I want to be required to decide what my child will, and will not, watch.

    Parental responsibility.

    1. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I agree that the FCC needs to "regulate" frequencies. And I think there needs to be an annual fee to cover the administration costs, only.

      That's it. No indecency fines or any other moronic behavior like that. No control over content. If the Islamists take over our airwaves, then we should have gotten to them years ago; it's our own fault.

      Let me understand this. If you charge little enough so that virtually anyone can afford to have a broadcast station, and you don't do anything to control the content, how do you decide who gets to use the frequencies and who doesn't? Because, if I can get a frequency for $500/year and I can do whatever I want with it, you can bet I'm going to take that deal and use it. I can get rid of my cell phone, and use the Anthony frequency for all my calls. I can have wireless internet access available anywhere. Just that alone is worth the fee. Of course, 5 million other people are going to want to do the same thing, and there isn't enough room in the radio spectrum to accomodate us all.

      So there are really two choices here. Either auction off the frequencies like they do with cell phone and satellite frequencies, and let people do pretty much whatever they want with it, or make the rates affordable like they do with AM/FM and broadcast television, and regulate the content to ensure that only the people actually broadcasting something useful use the frequencies.

    2. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      You're right, the parent post was crazy.

      He does a point, however, when you realize that many frequencies are completely unused. I have quite a lot of empty stations on my UHF dial.

      And the FCC does know how to make rules that work, you know. Just because anyone could get a license to broadcast doesn't mean they could broadcast anything.

      The rules could be like ham radio, where you have to broadcast a 'television signal', you have to have station identification, etc. As long as no one else wants to use the frequency (As they apparently do not.), I see no problem with you operating a personal TV station for your own benefit. As long as it doesn't cause other people's TVs to automatically tune into static as the flip past or emit loud beeping noises or something stupid.

      Of course, any TV station at all that targets more than one person is automatically going to be more useful, even if it's one continual loop of infomercials, so if we ran out of frequencies, you would be the first to go.

      But, I must point out that 'useful', while that is what the FCC should be checking, is not the same thing as 'not indecent', and that is where the FCC thing has fallen apart. I would argue that a porn channel is useful, or at least as useful as a sport channel or TNT. I.e., useful for entertainment purposes.

      Instead, the FCC enforced decency at the expense of usefulness. I.e., you can't show serious documentaries that have the word 'Belgium' in them, there's some sort of magical level of 'seriousness' before you can show naked people at all.

      News footage! News was the defination of 'useful' when TV came out. We have news footage that blurs out people shooting the bird! It's decent, but is it useful?

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    3. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I have quite a lot of empty stations on my UHF dial.

      The rules could be like ham radio, where you have to broadcast a 'television signal', you have to have station identification, etc.

      I think you've thrown out any usefulness of the unused UHF band by restricting it to television signals. Maybe there would be a bit more demand for television broadcasting if the decency standards were removed, but even then I don't see much demand for one shot TV broadcasts on the spur of the moment, and that demand is usually filled by public access television (which is much cheaper than setting up a television broadcasting station in your home for a one-shot program). If there's significant demand in this area, you can easily get your own TV station, and non-profits pay a very low annual fee if any at all for licensing. Of course, you've still got to abide by the decency standards...

      But, I must point out that 'useful', while that is what the FCC should be checking, is not the same thing as 'not indecent', and that is where the FCC thing has fallen apart.

      I agree with you here, but the thing is, much if not most of the public does not (and based on the last election, it might very well be most).

      News footage! News was the defination of 'useful' when TV came out. We have news footage that blurs out people shooting the bird! It's decent, but is it useful?

      Actually in this case I'd argue that blurring out the picture is probably more useful, just because it sends the same message in a way which is acceptable to more people.

      Personally my biggest beef is that it's for-profit companies that are given the decision of what to broadcast using the public frequencies. I'd rather have the government say what can and can't be broadcast than NBC. At least I have a vote for members of the government. If it were up to me I'd reserve 2 or 3 (maybe 4) stations for non-profits who could run under a somewhat relaxed version of what we've got now. Then just auction the rest off to the highest bidders and let them do whatever they want with it as though it's private property (i.e. they could broadcast any type of signal which doesn't interfere with other frequencies, if they want to use it for TV, fine, if it's internet, fine, if it's cell phone calls, fine). Of course this is just for the TV frequencies. I'd do the same in other freqency ranges (since each freqency range has its own best uses due to the physics of how you can propagate a signal through it).

      The problem of radio frequencies is quite similar to the problem of land. I don't see why we treat it so differently. Just auction it off as a one time deal, and charge property taxes on an annual basis to ensure that someone doesn't sit on a frequency forever without putting it to good use. I can use my land for pretty much whatever I want (though zoning laws are one of the biggest infringements of that right). I certainly can curse in my home or charge money to access it. Of course, I'd need the government's permission to run a nudie bar. So even real property laws aren't perfect.

    4. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I don't think we're so short of frequencies we need to start letting random things be broadcast on television ones. And certainly nothing that requires a hardware investment, because the minute the FCC decides that broadcasting the History Channel is more useful than broadcasting cell phone signals, eight thousand people will scream bloody murder that their cell phones do not work. (That wouldn't work anyway, because you couldn't get the same UHF channel all over the nation.)

      Anyway, there are plenty of unused frequencies out there that are not in VHF and UHF range, and I think it makes sense to use those before using channels that televisions can tune in. We can always use UHF and VHF once we run out of others, where we cannot easily decide to 'unuse' channels if the base using them is large. (And we can't change TVs to use another frequency.) Remember, we've got a two sets right now that TV is broadcast over...the HDTV one and the analog one. Which means in a decade or two (And let's face it, there's no way the rules can change in a shorter span of time.), we'll have all the old TV frequencies to do whatever we want with.

      As for auctioning...we already do that with most of them. I think it's good to have a set of frequencies that are explicitly designated as 'for useful use'.

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    5. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I don't think we're so short of frequencies we need to start letting random things be broadcast on television ones.

      I know it costs $60/month for two cell phone lines. It costs $80/month for unlimited wireless internet access. We're definitely short on frequencies, because if we weren't I could come up with a much cheaper solution for these things.

      And certainly nothing that requires a hardware investment, because the minute the FCC decides that broadcasting the History Channel is more useful than broadcasting cell phone signals, eight thousand people will scream bloody murder that their cell phones do not work.

      I never said we should give cell phone frequencies to television stations. Cell phone frequencies were already won at auction by the cell phone companies. They should be allowed to keep them (and if they choose to use them for something else, well, it's their customers that will get pissed off at them).

      Anyway, there are plenty of unused frequencies out there that are not in VHF and UHF range, and I think it makes sense to use those before using channels that televisions can tune in.

      What are they? I mean, there are lots of frequencies that aren't being used, an infinite number I suppose, but are you talking about frequencies that can actually be used for sending data over maybe 10-20 miles?

      We can always use UHF and VHF once we run out of others, where we cannot easily decide to 'unuse' channels if the base using them is large.

      I believe UHF is where HDTV is being broadcast, and the idea is to eventually free up VHF for other uses. In any case, there is already a plan to free up some of the TV spectrum. I'm not sure why they'd do this if there is pleny of unused space so readily available.

      As for auctioning...we already do that with most of them. I think it's good to have a set of frequencies that are explicitly designated as 'for useful use'.

      Sure, but I think those frequencies should be only usable for non-profit purposes, and at that point we've got too much bandwidth allocated to it.

    6. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Well, first of all, the idea that television frequencies are ideal for cell phones are kinda silly. You could go back to 'radio telephone' days, where there's one transmitter per city, but the simple fact is that it doesn't matter if the tower can broadcast two hundred miles, because you can't and have any useful battery life.

      In fact, you can't reasonable broadcast on VHF frequenencies at all...you need an antenna the size of rabbit ears. Even a UHF antenna is a bit large for a cell phone. Without the right sized antenna you're talking major power suckage to get anyone to hear it. Even if you were as close as a cell tower.

      As for wireless internet...a great idea, assuming you don't try to use it as a return. Of course, you only need one frequency for that, analog television channels are so wide they could comfortable hold thousands of users. (I think a better idea would be operating a 'spewing' server...send out newsfeeds, ISOs, whatever, and just let people collect them.)

      And, with HDTV, every single VHF and UHF channel (And cable, which overlaps but is not identical to UHF) channel has two frequencies assigned to it...the orginal analog, and the HDTV one. So there's no reason at all to start reducing the number of channels, because we're about to get half of them back.

      And we're clearly not short on frequencies around there, either, if we can solve a problem by doubling the frequencies. Even if you do come up with an ideal thing to do with a television-like frequencies, we apparently have those laying around. So using television ones is an extremely silly idea.

      WRT non-profit uses...we don't need rules like that, because we're not short at all. We need less rules. If the channels fill up, then we can institute rules to remove useless ones.

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    7. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, the idea that television frequencies are ideal for cell phones are kinda silly.

      Just one of two examples I've given where more frequencies are needed. If television frequencies are useful for more of a receive-only setting, then fine. There is still plenty of need for receive-only uses.

      As for wireless internet...a great idea, assuming you don't try to use it as a return. Of course, you only need one frequency for that, analog television channels are so wide they could comfortable hold thousands of users.

      Using it for receive only isn't so bad, the send bandwidth doesn't need to be very large (and besides there are a lot of potential uses for receive only internet broadcasts), but in any metropolitan area you're quickly going to fill up those thousands of users. Especially if the frequency itself only costs $500/year, which I believe is what the television stations pay for it. The point is, I think we're restricting ourselves too much here saying that it needs to be an unencrypted television signal that uses those frequencies.

      So there's no reason at all to start reducing the number of channels, because we're about to get half of them back.

      Not sure how soon it's going to be, I mean, we were supposed to be switched over by now and we're not even close, it seems like every HDTV I've seen costs at least $1000.

      (I think a better idea would be operating a 'spewing' server...send out newsfeeds, ISOs, whatever, and just let people collect them.)

      It may very well be. I say we auction off the frequencies and let the free market figure it out.

      Even if you do come up with an ideal thing to do with a television-like frequencies, we apparently have those laying around.

      And as soon as we are allowed to use them, we will.

      So using television ones is an extremely silly idea.

      It seems to me you're saying there are plenty of frequencies, because we're wasting the ones we have by not letting anyone use them. But it seems that is a silly argument.

      WRT non-profit uses...we don't need rules like that, because we're not short at all. We need less rules.

      We're not short because we have the rules. If we dropped the rules, we'd have no more free television. The broadcast television companies clearly want to encrypt their broadcasts, and I think we should let them, once they've bought the frequencies at auction let them do whatever they want with them. But at the same time, I don't think we should kill free television completely. Keep around 2 or 3 stations and require them to be broadcast in the clear. While you're at it, why not require the broadcasters to be non-profits? I don't like that the television broadcasters are being profit off the use of public property without paying any reasonable fee to the government (just a small regulatory fee which probably doesn't even pay the salaries of the regulators).

    8. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      One last comment.

      If the channels fill up, then we can institute rules to remove useless ones.

      I don't think that's fair. Once a company has paid big bucks to buy a frequency at auction we can't/shouldn't just take it back from them. Even if we did this under some sort of eminent domain principle it would only be right if they were compensated for their loss.

    9. Re:I was just thinking about this, this morning by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      but in any metropolitan area you're quickly going to fill up those thousands of users

      I was exaggerating the limits there. In reality, you could possible do hundreds of thousands across a single television channel. Television channels are huge. They were designed to be decoded by crappy analog things, so audio, stero audio, and picture are all carried by different frequencies. And the FCC left incredibly large buffers because the first TV stations had crap broadcasting that drifted.

      It seems to me you're saying there are plenty of frequencies, because we're wasting the ones we have by not letting anyone use them. But it seems that is a silly argument.

      Well, no, that's exactly what's happening. We have all sorts of rules and regulations about TV, including things like large fines for being 'indecent'. It's not the fees that are keeping people out of the market, it's the rest of the crap.

      Howeer, I have just discovered what happened to UHF channels over 69...the FCC stole them. For emergency services use. And it appears they want to do the same thing down to 51! (And they haven't assigned HDTV frequencies to those channels. In fact, those channels will be used to broadcast HDTV, which is probably what you were talking about earlier.)

      So it doesn't really matter what you or I think. The number of TV channels in the future will be just 51 digital, taking up a small amount of space. (Hopefully, a small amount of space consecutively, because the 2-5,6-13,14-69 breakup we've got right now is just silly.)

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  67. Call the Senator and tell him how you feel. by UEinSD · · Score: 5, Informative

    Do something about it. If every Slashdot member calls the Senator, believe me, they will get the message.

    His webpage is here: http://stevens.senate.gov/ and his phone number is (202) 224-3004.

    Do it now. Kill this crap in the bud. You only earn the right to rant and rave if you pick up the phone, send an email, or write a letter. If not, then keep quiet (no more whining to Slashdot), since that's what they want you to do.

    1. Re:Call the Senator and tell him how you feel. by Vince+Mo'aluka · · Score: 1
      Somehow when I think of people calling their senators to ward off yet another government attack on freedom, I can't help but think of the game "whack-a-mole". You whack one, and 2 pop up in its place. You whack another, and 2 more pop up. Little by little, step by step, the overall size of government increases.

      This is exactly how the US government has expanded on a near-exponential scale over the past 200 years (in terms of both revenue and power over the people). At the root of it all, it is their main objective to increase the net worth of government, just as it is a CEO's main objective to increase the value of the firm.

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  68. corporate greed by achacha · · Score: 1

    Radio stations are threatened by satellite radio, and they should be, if satellite radio takes off in the next year or two, there will be little if any use to broadcast radio and radio station owners will lose money unless they use these laws and corrput politicians to keep themselves in the money making area. Making satellite radio indecent is a way to level the playing field. The issue here is that satellite is a subscription service and should not be subjected to the same rules as a free one.

  69. STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cable is regulated. It is regulated by the advertisers. If every MTV program started using the work fuck then advertisers might not want to advertise on their network and so they don't say fuck. The advertisers don't want to advertise on a network that uses the word fuck because they don't like the bad publicity they get from the MILF's(Mothers Intended on Limiting Fuck).
    This is how it has worked, how it is working, and how it should continue to work. Why fix something that is not broken, especially when it does not involve the use of duck tape in any way!

    1. Re:STFU by paradizelost · · Score: 1

      Actually, the one i find funny is what the tv people bleep out, if someone says "God Damnit" they bleep out God.

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  70. compromise? by cot · · Score: 1

    First off, I have to say that the government has no business getting involved here. But, practically speaking, the government gets involved in all sorts of places I believe it has no business in, so automatically assuming that we'd be able to keep it out is possible too optimistic.

    Maybe a reasonable compromise is to require that cable operators offer a "family safe" package of channels. They can receive all the broadcast networks and any basic cable networks who self censor sufficiently.

    It's clearly a compromise, and I hate letting the govt get their foot in the door in yet another area, but maybe in this post janet jackson era it's inevitable. Hopefully this whole wave of hypersensitivity will settle back down, but really I doubt that people in this country will ever relearn the level of disdain for a nanny state that our forefathers had.

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    1. Re:compromise? by VoidWraith · · Score: 0

      As far as I know, thats what they do already. The basic cable package for most providers doesn't include things like HBO, and only occasionally includes borderline things like Comedy Central. There's no nudity on basic cable, and the only language you'd hear would be minor: "damn," maybe "shit," but that's about it. Obviously the pro-censor legislator doesn't like this compromise.

    2. Re:compromise? by cot · · Score: 1

      To be fair, some basic cable channels (like comedy central) do use profanity late at night. They aired chris rock's bigger and blacker as well as south park the movie uncut, so as far as language goes its not going to get much "worse".

      I don't know of any broadcast channels that approach that.

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    3. Re:compromise? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just tell the cable companies to filter out the channels you don't like, as they are required by law to do?

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    4. Re:compromise? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Under FCC Regulations, they may, however, they CHOOSE not to. Why do you think NYPD Blue airs after 10 on broadcast TV.

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  71. C'mon... by Scroatzilla · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "There has to be some standard of decency," he said. But he also cautioned that "No one wants censorship."

    First of all, holy contradictions Batman!

    Second of all, the standard of decency is LOCAL. Or, it's supposed to be. Meaning that there is not, nor should there ever be, a national standard of decency for any form of broadcast media. To have one would amount to blatant federal government-sponsored censorship (as opposed to the subtle censorship we already enjoy).

    Taking away the ability for CITIZENS to decide LOCAL standards of decency is a stick in the eye of states' rights, to say the least, and is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

    We're really screwed here in the US if we don't do something. It's hard to believe that people can't get past the "Howard Stern"-ness of this issue and see that this is a bad direction to go. This is exactly what the First Amendment was written to prevent. Free speech won't even have a tax (as it does with the $500,000 fine bill); it will be plain illegal.

  72. Other places to watch for by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

    As someone who recently discovered Podcasts (and such shows as the "Dawn and Drew Show", "The Daily Source Code", "ITConversations" and other Mac news and information shows), it's a breath of fresh air to hear people talking frankly without any kind of hindrance of their conversation. Not necessarily the swearing - I don't think you need that, but that people can talk about whatever they want.

    But I can also see where this is a competitor to talk radio. What happens as the advertisements head to Podcasting and it becomes as popular as radio over time (given about 5-10 years of generation gaps closing and better UI's to get Podcasts). Will we see senators such as this one who want to add "decency" restrictions to private networks (which is really what cable channels are - private wires strung through neighborhoods to deliver licensed and open content)? We already see laws being enacted to try and bring Internet Decency to the, well, Internet.

    Here's hoping that this guy's law gets shut down. Some shows are moving to cable because that's where they can say what they want, while others are moving online for the some reasons. If people want to go out and download the information of their own free will and volition, then the FCC should be kept out. The FCC is around to regulate public airwaves to keep public standards of decency in place. This I have no argument with - after all, this is information that companies are play we the citizens who own those airwaves the right to use, so we enforce a contract that they won't show extreme violence or nekked people (which, based on public decency, is all right). Since it's over the public airwaves and there's a chance a channel changer may find something offensive over the airwaves they partly own (as a citizen).

    Anyway. Hopefully this guy will buy the clue and keep his fingers out of non-public airwaves forms of distributing information and entertainment - if I have to go out and seek it and manually bring it into my home, then it's not on the public airwaves, and it should be left the hell alone.

  73. To quote the vice president.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stevens can go fuck himself.

  74. The Land of the Free... My Ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh you lucky Americans, with such paragons of moral virtue like your hundred Senators.


    Can you imagine what might happen if a child were exposed to a breast again? My goodness, we've got to stop this breastfeeding, surely that's turning infants into sexual deviants!


    Imagine some kid hearing the word "fuck". I mean, it's for certain that he'll drop out of his First United Calvinistic Church of Believers are Saved and Unbelievers Will Fry Like BBQed Hotdogs and become a gay Satanist, or even worse, a Democrat!


    We must silence Howard Stern! Fartman must die! He must be replaced with righteous men like Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson, men of loving intolerance! After all, this is a Christian nation (Muslims and Jews temporarily accepted), and we know that the Founding Fathers didn't really mean "free speech" as in free. Besides, we have to make certain sacrifices to assure that Wardrobe Malfunctions, quite possibly planned by Osama bin Laden to destroy Jesus Christ's favorite sports telecast; the Superbowl, never happen again.


    In the FCC Patriot Act 2005, we will make sure the US is a decent, moral society where fags are pushed back in the closet, Howard Stern is forced off the air, and rich Republican supporters get more well-deserved tax breaks. After all, that's what America is really about. Oh, and we have $500 kazillion bounty on that freaky English guy, Eric Idle, for his evil anti-FCC song. If you are not with us in our quest to regulate and control your thoughts, then you are against us.

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    1. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "you Americans"..
      Limbaugh..
      Christian nation..
      Jesus Christ..
      Republican!

      BINGO!!! I just won Democrat Buzzword Bingo 2005. My prize is you shutting the fuck up.

      Have a nice day.

    2. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Nuge · · Score: 0

      Oh, what a great reply from a true neo-fascist PIG! Now get the F*CK out of this country!

    3. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      BINGO!!! I just won Democrat Buzzword Bingo 2005. My prize is you shutting the fuck up.

      Wow! You could work for the FCC.

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    4. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to know is if the United States is truly such a moral country, why was Janet Jackson's mammary gland such bloody popular.

      I think the whole thing is very easily explained.

      Father: "Wow, I just saw her tit!"

      Son: "Wow, I just saw her tit!"

      Mother in Kitchen: "What's the fuss in there?"

      Father: "Um well. Oh, those evil bastards at the Superbowl, why uh, this immoral nonsense has got to, uh, stop. Son, I want you to go pray to Jesus right now, and forget you ever saw that, um, awful terrible scene."

      Son runs to his room while father TiVos the whole thing in slow motion.

      That's the whole drama, my friends. Of course, father, instead of being honest and saying "You know what, it was a breast. Over 50% of the humans on this planet are in possession of two of the things. I like looking at breasts, and my son likes looking at them to. I don't think its good that a prime time show had one exposed, but it's hardly the end of the world." is driven by the idiotic pressures of so-called moralists to denounce it as evil and monstrous.

      Meanwhile, father and son are watching a sport that glorifies violence and pain. The US is a hypocritical, pathetic place that's sold its soul to a bunch of ridiculous demagogues.

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    5. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You must be a real treat at parties.

    6. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by mrpostal · · Score: 1

      what is the name of said anti-FCC song? I haven't heard of it.

    7. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by ortcutt · · Score: 1
      With obesity as it is in the US, our children have probably seen man boobs in Gym class by the time they are 10. What's the difference if they see a woman's breast?

      Your last comment though does remind me that they played U2's "Sunday Bloody Sunday" during some feature during the Super Bowl. I guess no one at Fox gave a thought to what the song is about.

    8. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hi. Bingo winner here. Your views are still in the extreme minority and nobody takes you seriously. Therefore, you can shut the fuck up now.

      Thanks again.

    9. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      Because a woman's breast is obviously a sexual object and tear apart the fabric of the universe if seen. Apparently we forget that most of us were breast fed at one point as children.

      Of course since the kind of response I'd get if I said, "Women should be allowed to breast feed their babies in public places," would be along the lines of, "You just want to see women's tits you perv" despite the fact that breast feeding is considered healthier for the developing child, there's no surprise that people only see the human body as a sex toy.

    10. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Nafai7 · · Score: 1

      what is the name of said anti-FCC song? I haven't heard of it.

      linky

    11. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your views are still in the extreme minority and nobody takes you seriously.

      I don't consider 48% to be an extreme minority.

    12. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do! Four more years!

    13. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by corblix · · Score: 1
      Can you imagine what might happen if a child were exposed to a breast again? ... Imagine some kid hearing the word "fuck".

      Well of course it's silly. But consider the process behind it all.

      If there is a general consensus on what is acceptable, then we can be vague and leave the details to judges and juries.

      But what we have is a situation in which the consensus has broken down, and yet one end of the obsecenity spectrum is considered unacceptable by nearly all, while the other is acceptable. This means we must draw a line somewhere: one side is acceptable, and the other is not.

      And yes, things right near the line, but on opposite sides, look pretty similar, and people can always make the point that the difference is silly, and so the system is flawed. Yes, it's flawed, but in the absense of consensus, we must draw a rather arbitrary line somewhere.

      A second relevant factor is companies pushing the limits as hard as they can. Sure, one breast showing is no big deal. And I think that everyone, deep down, knows that. But many of us also know that if you don't fight every transgression of the line, no matter how small, then the line ends up moving.

      Lastly, I'm curious why you pick on the U.S. Every developed nation in the world has obsenity standards of one sort or another. Many are stricter than the U.S.'s in some ways. But they all draw their lines, and your basic arguments apply to them all.

    14. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I don't see any proof for sex being damaging.

      In fact, my young boy gets a breast shoved in is face a few times a day. Doc tells me it's good for him.

      So at what point does this become wrong? Seems to me, that some people out there "create evil" by preaching sin. You look anywhere in the world where there is the most misery and screwed up people--it is usually in relation to how devout those people are. All the fundamentalist countries are really lousy places to hang out, for example.

      Who doesn't want to visit denmark or bangkok? Yeah, I thought so.

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    15. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think you let the parents draw the line. I certainly don't want my own standards to be forced on everybody else, nor do I really want your standards, or the standards of Michael Powell or of Joe the Disgruntled American from Frigid Balls, Minnesota to be forced on to me.

      A standard should have some justification other than "breasts are sex objects", which is basically what happened with that idiotic Superbowl incident. The arbitrary way in which decent vs. indecent is decided just blows my mind, and has lead to what is quite clearly an abuse of power by Congress and the FCC, who seem to be quite happy to let the Moral "Majority" masters dictate what can be seen and what can't be seen.

      Quite frankly I say let the marketplace do its job. If Channel 9 news once a barebreasted female news announcer, then let them give it a try. If enough people say "Get that crap off the air" and vote with their remote controls, then the situation is going to amend itself awfully fast.

      Oh, and as far as protecting the children, here's some news. Damn near every ten year old boy in North America has a buddy who has a dad who has a box full of Penthouse and Playboy mags sitting in the garage. So while all these great moralists are running around Washington waving their "family values" and "for the children" banners in the air, there's probably half a million kids gazing upon that which Hugh Heffner brought to us.

      And just maybe if we can get over this idiotic Victorian and Puritanical hangup with mammary glands, the next generation will be a whole lot more level-headed about sex.

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    16. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Oh look, the brave AC come to tell me my views are in the minority.

      What were Bay Watch's ratings again?

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    17. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You think four more years of people who are afraid of breasts is healthy?

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    18. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by stanmann · · Score: 1

      It's all about context.

      A man tearing at a woman's clothing and pawing at her breasts is not appropriate or expected during the Superbowl halftime show, it may not be appropriate during a "daytime drama" either, but is to be expected and hence use of the ONOFF or CH+- buttons can be employed. When Inappropriate and unexpected behaviour occurs in conjunction with a "wardrobe malfunction" exposing a breast, it becomes indecent.

      Exposed breasts can be expected and may be appropriate during an oprah show about breast-(feeding/cancer) and again, if not desired appropriate application of the useful buttons provided.

      The indecency argument comes when they are un-expected, inappropriate and potentially indecent.

      I'm(shockingly) married, If I was to passionately kiss or grope my wife at the walmart checkout, that would be unexpected and inappropriate, if she became exposed during the process it would also be indecent.

      OTOH, if after she delivers our child, and is breastfeeding(discretely) at the park on a bench, and becomes exposed, it might be inappropriate, but would not be unexpected or indecent, same breast, different context different rating.

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    19. Re:The Land of the Free... My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Healthy or not, the Democrats are out of power and things couldn't be better!

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  75. Interesting thought by pyro101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People forget that we are restricted all over the place. Most places you can't run around naked or have sex on the side of the street or even play fight club with willing participants. These things are regulated to be done only on private property out of sight of neighbors. So where does your private property end and your next door neighbor begin? Currently it only considers airwaves but XM, Sat tv all go over airwaves also. The main difference is the expectation that the viewers are "participants" by their willingness to pay for the service instead of being "innocent bystanders". Don't get me wrong I think his idea at face value is stupid and moves us down a slippery slope, but it does raise a good question (more likely his true intent). What is the purpose of decency censorship and where should it be used? And before you say that it has no use and should never be used how many times have you meta-moderated goatse.cx? I would be on the phone if that image ever came on my TV.

    So where should the line be drawn and who is exempt from the restrictions?

    1. Re:Interesting thought by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      Care to explain cable TV, then? No airwaves there...

      What about the people who subscribe to satellite Internet? Should all the pr0n they download be censored, too, since that's travelling through U.S. airspace (regardless of the fact that Joe Sixpack can't accidentally intercept the signal)?

      You can't run around naked or have sex in public because anyone can accidentally see you doing those things. It takes intent and effort to intercept a satellite TV or radio signal, either by subscribing to the service or by purchasing hardware to do so without a subscription. You can't accidentally get those signals on ordinary equipment.

      If someone wants to put a channel on the Dish Network, or on Sirius, or on XM, or on Voom, or on digital cable, that consists of nothing but a voiceover saying "Shit Cunt Fuck Asshole" and a picture of the Goatse Man, they're more then entitled to do so. I won't ever watch such a channel, but they're doing it on private property, so I will support their right to do so until my dying breath.

      Censorship of or on private property has absolutely no business in any so-called "free" society.

      p

    2. Re:Interesting thought by pyro101 · · Score: 1

      I agree that cable TV has no place in there. Remember I don't agree with the guy, I just think that it is an interesting topic that is glossed over by most. We all expect people to act approprietly in public, so where is the line of public?

      So then you say the requirement to avoid censorship would be that the provider has to put up a minimal barrier to the average person? Such as a window shade or encrypted signal? I could follow that.

      I think a simplier fix would be to allow the customer to pick their level of censorship, we can already encode into the signals the the objectional quality of every second and let the people pick the level they are happy with, which will allow them to skip things they are not comfortable with. Artists are more scared of this then full on censorship since it would distort their art. But do the purchasers of the art have the right to distort it to their fancy?

    3. Re:Interesting thought by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      So where does your private property end and your next door neighbor begin? Currently it only considers airwaves but XM, Sat tv all go over airwaves also. The main difference is the expectation that the viewers are "participants" by their willingness to pay for the service instead of being "innocent bystanders".

      That's not the difference. The difference is that XM Radio paid $90 million in an auction to buy exclusive rights to the frequencies it uses. FM broadcasters pay just $500/month to cover the cost of regulation. XM's frequencies are private property in much the same way as your backyard.

    4. Re:Interesting thought by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      So then you say the requirement to avoid censorship would be that the provider has to put up a minimal barrier to the average person? Such as a window shade or encrypted signal?

      Broadcast television stations and AM/FM radio stations aren't allowed to encrypt their signals (signals must be broadcast "in the clear"). C'mon, you think if NBC could start encrypting their signal and charging a fee they wouldn't? They desperately want to, but the FCC won't let them. Instead they've reached a compromise, instituting a "broadcast flag" [1].

  76. Is there some point to all this? by leereyno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Forgive me if I just don't understand what this decency stuff is supposed to be about. Do we really need the government to dictate a program's content?

    I have a hard time believing that there are actually programs or movies being created that are patently offensive to a majority (or even a sizable minority) of the population. Such programs would not be watched and would thereby lose either their commerical sponsorship, or the revenue from paid subscribers.

    I don't think I've ever seen anything on television, whether it be broadcast or cable, that struck me as just so henious that I needed the government to protect me from it.

    The truth is that this kind of censorship is nothing more than an attempt by a small but organized minority to remove certain ideas from the public airwaves, and thus the public consciousness. Now they'll claim that its "for the children!" but this is at best a half-truth. They may actually care whether kids see the things they're up in arms against, but they're just as worried that adults will see them as well.

    Here in America the concept of freedom of speech is enshrined in the document that is the foundation of our government, the US constitution. What most people don't recognize or realize is that freedom of speech itself is not meaningful without freedom of thought. Freedom of thought is dependent upon freedom of information. This is what censorship is an attempt to stifle. The things you know and the ideas and concepts you come into contact with determine the things you think about, which in turn determines what you talk about, the ideas that you express, and the conclusions you reach.

    Censorship is evil regardless of who is doing it or the supposed justifcations behind it. If something is a lie, the answer is not to suppress it, but to answer it with the truth. The truth itself, needless to say, is not something that needs to be suppressed, and anyone who does so is NOT your friend. There are times when secrets are necessary, and when information needs to be kept private, but holding details in private is not the same as the active suppression of public discourse.

    When Ted Stevens assumed office he took a solemn oath to uphold, protect, and defend the constitution. What he is doing is nothing less than the violation of his oath of office.

    Lee

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    1. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      No offense dude, but America is an incredibly religious country that lives in fear of angering the almighty. I think a small % of the country would agree with you, mostly blue states.

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    2. Re:Is there some point to all this? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I really miss Frank Zappa.

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    3. Re:Is there some point to all this? by leereyno · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't think that politics has anything to do with it. The blue states would want to censor some things (racism, sexism, political incorrectness), the red states other things (sex, sex, and uhhh sex).

      Being a non-authoritarian agnostic, I don't have much patience with either set of zealots.

      Lee

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    4. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion (especially organized) is a pathetic excuse for an inability to explain our existence

    5. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1


      good point: why is censoring clan made propaganda (blue state censorship) different than censoring janet's boobie or evolution (red state censorship)?

      while I agree with you, just for future reference: political incorrectness is just as much a rally point for conservatives as it is for liberals.

      ever watch a conservative bristle as being labelled a "religious zealot", and then demand that they are not all like that?

      that's political correctness.

      or, using another generalization that since the majority of clan members are conservative, then conservatives support clan members?

      that kind of illogical statement is also politically incorrect, but goppers don't like to say the letters PC. it makes them queasy to acknowledge Political Correctness is an apolitical designation.

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    6. Re:Is there some point to all this? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      I think a small % of the country would agree with you, mostly blue states.

      Most of the posters on this Free Republic thread are strongly opposed to this attempt at censorship. On the other hand, I'd bet many Democratic-leaning soccer moms would be in favor of it.

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    7. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Don't Freepers lean Libertarian?

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    8. Re:Is there some point to all this? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Don't Freepers lean Libertarian?

      Many do, but there are probably more social conservatives. Lots of fireworks on the drug war threads...

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    9. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      That was an interesting link. I stopped reading freerepublic years ago to lower my blood pressure. I forgot they don't take kindly to certain kinds of intrusions. Personally, any law that stands between me and sufficient choice of pr0n is headed down the wrong path.

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    10. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time believing that there are actually programs or movies being created that are patently offensive to a majority (or even a sizable minority) of the population. Such programs would not be watched and would thereby lose either their commerical sponsorship, or the revenue from paid subscribers.

      Really? One of the biggest money makers out there, porn, is pretty offensive to a large group of people. Most women I know are offended by it, and many men say the same. And this in liberal NY, I can't imagine what they think in the bible belt. Still it's one sector that always makes a profit.

      Not to say the government should legislate morality, but there's a lot of stuff out there that many people would find offensive.

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    11. Re:Is there some point to all this? by magefile · · Score: 1

      Klan propaganda is not censored. They've marched (with a permit) in Skokie (a town in Illinois with a large Jewish population) at least once in my recent memory.

    12. Re:Is there some point to all this? by corblix · · Score: 1
      Forgive me if I just don't understand what this decency stuff is supposed to be about. Do we really need the government to dictate a program's content?

      First of all, there is a crucial distinction here: Do we consider the government to be acting as the agent of the people? If so, then the question becomes, "Do we really need the people to dicate a program's content?"

      WARNING: Continue reading before making knee-jerk response.

      No, I don't think my restatement automatically means a "yes" answer. After all, in theory at least, we place strong limitations on the power of government, regardless of whose agent it is considered. And more importantly, we do not grant the people the power to restrict freedom of speech, whether acting alone or through their government.

      HOWEVER, we do grant people the power to control what they allow in their own homes, and more generally on their own property. You cannot restrict what I say, generally, but you can toss me out of your house for saying things you don't like.

      Now, here is the key point: Broadcasting sends "speech" everywhere: through walls, across private property, and into homes. And therefore I do consider that private citizens, acting through their government, have a right to place restrictions on broadcast media.

      Actually, that's pretty well settled. The big question these days is what counts as "broadcasting". When it was all about radio waves filling every nook and cranny, the question was easy. Now, with cable, the internet, and the-next-big-thing-whatever-it-may-be, the questions become harder.

    13. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as an experiment, I posted something there (free republic). I wasn't attacking anyone, or being mean. I read their posting rules and I'm pretty sure I didn't violate any of them.

      I merely posted an extremely relevant quote by Goebbels.

      I was impressed that it was removed within 30 seconds and that the "posting privilege" of the account revoked at the same time. Someone must be monitoring it real time and reacting immediately. If this whole censorship ... err decency thing gets going, I'll bet these folks will have good employement in the new ministry of truth.

      It's a good thing that the "free" republic censors ... err keeps the posts decent, so no bad thoughts pollute the pure minds of the posters.

      Contrast that to a site like dailykos, where it is mostly not-at-all-free liberals with some conservatives disagreeing with them. The purity is violated and their minds are not clean, filled with bad thoughts because no one censors ... err keeps the posts decent!

      It's like what Microsoft said: Don't get locked into open systems!

    14. Re:Is there some point to all this? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      What is IRONIC is that the push for decency usually comes from the biggist crooks and frauds.

      How many have we seen? Jesse Helms, New Gingrich (caught with pants down, bribed by Rupert Murdoch with $3million book deal), Sun Young Moon (religion for profit and influence), Rush Limbaugh (drug abuser, propagandist on the take), Donald Rumsfeld (outsourcing torture), Bush Family (renowned war profiteering, multi-billion dollar crooks), Jimmy Swaggert (hookers),.. I could go on. I would sooner trust the average man sitting in the overnight jail then I would any one of these people proclaiming their virtue.

      It's not saying that this is a result of belief or religion--it's moralizers. As my dad used to say; "if anyone starts out by telling you what a good Christian they are--hold on to your wallet".

      I couldn't even think like people such as Pat Robertson if I tried. Too warped. Parents must have beat him silly for playing with himself, and then telling him how he is so loved--then smacked him again at random.

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    15. Re:Is there some point to all this? by leereyno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Last time I checked, porn was something you had to pay for. No pay, no porn for you. Whether people who are not paying for it and therefore are not watching it find it offensive or not is irrelevant.

      Your rights extend to the point where your fingers touch the tip of my nose, and vice versa. There are plenty of things that I don't like, but the burden of living in a free society is that we are all going to see, hear, and know about things that we disagree with and do not like. You can either have freedom of speech or freedom from being offended, you can't have both.

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    16. Re:Is there some point to all this? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      xnxx.com and others like it are free and there is not even a warning message to get in.

      While I have no personal problems with this, when I have kids, I think I will. It is simply too easy to make a typo and head off to a website that has porn on it.

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  77. 12:00 syndrom of society... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the FUCK is the GODDAMN V-CHIP FUCKING for?!!!!!

    1. Re:12:00 syndrom of society... by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      What the FUCK is the GODDAMN V-CHIP FUCKING for?!!!!!

      To get votes for the next election from Evangelicals and lazy parents.

  78. Goddamnit! by speters · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I pay beacoup bucks to hear swearing on cable!

  79. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Child porn is already illegal dumbass.

  80. Re:Easy solution - some standards by randallpowell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Child pron I can see but why edit everything for 12 year olds? Are Christians really that weak-minded to allow anything influence their behavior?

  81. Dang it! by 3nuff · · Score: 1

    If I'm paying for pr0n then I want to see pr0n!

    Oh wait...that's what I've got internet for...time to dump pay TV.

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  82. Re:The moment this goes into law it will die in co by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
    because it will infringe upon the 1st amendment rights of broadcasters. The consumer is paying for the content and its not free the courts and freedom of speech advocates will be all over this like white on rice.

    Ah, but you're living in the Moral States of America now. Free speech is going going gone. Only Democrats, who are nothing more than godless gay-loving atheists, want free speech. Children must be protected from seeing T&A, or even hearing it mentioned. They must not know what sex is until they're married, or until they're sixteen, piss-ignorant and discover that Peg A fits in Slot B, and then abortion will be banned so that kids lives can be further destroyed.

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  83. Parenting by KevMar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well said.

    What ever happened to that V-Chip that was supposed to protect the children? DirectTV had the ability to lock out content and disable channels a long time ago. I remember showing my parents how to turn it off when they screwed it up.

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    1. Re:Parenting by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to that V-Chip...

      It kept blocking the first few scenes of Bambi.

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    2. Re:Parenting by magefile · · Score: 1

      Heh ... reminds me of our first DVD player with thatt kind of feature. First day we had it, I got woken up at one in the morning because mom and dad wanted to watch Y Tu Mama Tambien ...

  84. Sheer hypocricy by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    "There has to be some standard of decency," he said. But he also cautioned that "No one wants censorship."

    Umm.. newsflash, Mr. Senator.. your "standard of decency" (which is almost certainly different than mine, or anyone elses for that matter), IS censorship.

    The point is, there are people who want to watch the content you deem "indecent", and they should not be restricted from doing so. "Land of the free", remember?

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  85. And the fascism train keeps rolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    choo choo!

    Once they have complete control over all media, then shit is gonna get REALLY ugly.

  86. lord only knows by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    we all want decent porn if we are going to pay for it LOL....

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  87. Hmm by DaveJay · · Score: 1

    Well, let's see: the idea behind censoring the airwaves is (or was) that it's a limited natural resource in the public trust, so it makes sense to mandate what it can and can't be used for.

    Obviously, this doesn't apply to cable and satellite, so the only justification for this (other than stupid legal loophole nonsense) is that we're censoring the airwaves for some other purpose.

    Further, if that purpose isn't about the technology itself, you could expand this to just about anything else over the coming years. How about videos distributed over the internet? Ooo, and eBooks, while we're at it? And how about books themselves? It'll be a riot. And the PHONES. Let's do the phones now!

    Obviously, I'm taking this to an extreme, but broadcast television != cable/satellite television unless you're talking about the content delivered, and last I checked the FCC only mandates censorship of the content delivered because of the method in which it is delivered (that limited natural resource in the public trust thing again). /end rant

  88. That law would probably be unconstitutional. by PxM · · Score: 1

    The last time the FCC tried to do this, they were struck down by the SCotUS who agreed with a lower court which ruled that the FCC can't censor cable broadcasts the way they wanted to. This is seperate from the airwaves since cable TV isn't a public right like access to the EM spectrum. This ruling pretty much said that cable operators can do whatever they want with regards to content since the customer always has the option of not subscribing to the cable network. Most channels still self-censor, but they are under no legal requirement to do so. In fact, MTV sometimes airs uncensored videos at odd hours of the night and there is nothing the right wing can do about it but complain to the advertisers.

    I also believe that cable TV will pretty much die out once we have enough bandwith that the majority of people can legally order shows in real time over their Internet connection. It's just going to take a while for the big dinosaurs to realize that they have to adapt or die.

    BTW, the original case of US v. Playboy: http://www.fcc.gov/ogc/documents/opinions/2000/98- 1682.html

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  89. Censorship bad by Datasage · · Score: 1

    Malaysia (along with many other coutnries) already nasty censorship over what artists are allowed to produce. Here is a story of a film maker who make a film that dealt with inter race/relgion relationship. She was required to make something like 8 cuts to the film or they would not allow it to be released in Malaysia. These cuts gennerally have nothing to do with sex and violence but with how people are suppose to act to each other being of diffrent faiths.

    I could see something like that happening here if the wrong people are allowed to have thier way. Lets make sure that doesnt happen.

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  90. Last I checked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Radio does not go over the air, it goes over these things called frequencies. Cable also goes over frequencies. In fact last I checked cables went through this part of the earth called ground which is mostly owned by the state.

  91. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Are Christians really that weak-minded to allow anything influence their behavior?"

    Apparently, yes.

  92. i just want to know one thing by m2bord · · Score: 1

    whatever happened to conservative values? you know the ones that let market forces decide what stays and what goes?

    if people are willing to pay for what the gentleman has termed "indecent" and there are enough people paying for it, then that's what should drive the market.

    you don't see government saying that other items are succeeding so we must stop their sale.

    the gop and conservatives have longed preached "let the market decide" so why can't they stand back and let the market decide what we can and cannot watch.

    if they are so gung ho on family styled programming, then watch what's available and turn off the other stuff.

    but see...the problem is that few people tune into family programs and more people turn on the provocative fare so now congress wants to squash it.

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  93. Decency Standards... by Nezer · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should start applying decency standards to congress and the courts...

    Or perhaps we should start with those awful campaign ads they use to get elected.

  94. Think of the parents! by sporty · · Score: 1

    If a parent has a gun in their home, it's expected of them to prevent kids from using it. If a parent does not want a kid from using a cable box, you get the FCC to do it? Where's the consistency in that? Wouldn't it be easier to take the H4/Satellite card out of the box when you aren't using it? Or remove the cable box when no one is using it? That is ignoring the features that prevent kids from seeing certain channels and viewing times!

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  95. about f*cking time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I have to say is about fuckin' time someone stands up for a little fuckin' decency. Seriously... this fuckin' guy is my fuckin' hero. This fuckin' country is goin' to shit... all those motherfuckers talking shit on the fuckin' TV all the time. I don't need to hear and see that fuckin' shit. Fucking bullshit on TV.. back in my fuckin' day we didn't have any TV, but that shit never flied on the god damned radio, that's for fuckin' sure. Now we got fuckin' wankers spewing shit and shit, bitch this cunt that, suck my dick this, suck my dick that. Man, this country is going so far in the fucking wrong direction. Thank the good lord jesus fucking christ for this guy. We need more mother fuckin' 81 year olds standing up against this bullshit. All you fucking young geek whippersnapper dickheads need to wake up!. You fucking god damned cunt dick asshole fuckers!

  96. I know it's simplistic & probably wrong but by Merlin_80000 · · Score: 1
    I'm really not trolling here, but wouldn't one solution be for broadcast companies & tv manufacturers to initially set v-chips to only allow TV-G and G-rated movies by default? maybe put the 4-digit access pin on the sign-up contract (which is only legally binding to adults)

    I know this is rather simplistic, I have several qualms about the rating systems and the v-chip myself (which ammendment is that again? the one about freedom to leech or something like that?) but from the eyes of a manufacturer/broadcaster, wouldn't this help keep those pesky senators quiet, being that anybody who allows "indecent" content on their television is doing so by their own will? I'd imagine this would protect most homes, and make more parents aware of the v-chip and how to use it. To my understanding, that's a big problem with the v-chip issue today is that most parents don't even think about whether or not it exists, and never notice the "parental controls" feature which is usually hidden in the setup menus.

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  97. Charity begins at Home by jd · · Score: 1
    So should decency standards. It only makes sense for decency standards to apply to both Houses, all Departments, the President, etc., with fines for each incident.


    Unfortunately, the only decent politician I know of was Screaming Lord Sutch, and he's dead.


    Oh! Violence, false advertising, corruption, drug abuse and blasphemy don't count? But politically incorrect flesh does, at least when it's the "wrong party" involved?


    Y'know, if you're going to have a decency standard, you need to have a REAL decency standard and a REAL deterrent. If Bill Gates is proven to be using media manipulation and journalistic terrorism to keep Windows dominant, exile him to a penguin colony for a few years. If a politician is caught in a lie, have them live at the South Pole for a while, where there is no spotlight.


    Only one problem. Put all the liars in Washington DC at the South Pole, you'd destabilize the Earth's orbit with the mass of egos.

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  98. Will satellite radio be pressured as it grows? by USCG · · Score: 1
    Sirius satellite radio has an old school rap channel that is currently uncensored, for example. These ultra-conservatives (and there are over 100,000 based in the USA at the minimum) would love to have subscription-based services meet their "standard." Right now, Sirius and XM are still building their subscriber base, but I can't help but wonder if they will ever cave in to these fanatics a few years from now when the subscriber base is far larger.

    Note: there are documented cases where these ultra-conservatives don't win. Look at the so-called "American Family Association" and their pathetic attempt to sabotage NYPD blue.

    They don't give up-EVER, and never learn because they are convinced beyond any rational argument that their agenda, is the correct one.

  99. Re:Easy solution - some standards by agraupe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm... they got converted to Christianity somehow... probably by reading a 2000 year old book... obviously they are pretty weak-minded when it comes to things that influence their behaviour.

  100. This is what I hate about Conservatives by Theovon · · Score: 1

    I'd call myself a Democrat, but they're a bunch of bleeding hearts who want to take from those who work and give to those who don't. I'd call myself a Libertarian, but they're a bunch of pansy-ass isolationists who wouldn't lift a finger to defend their country. I'd call myself a Republican, but they're a bunch of ram-it-down-your-throat morality police who think they know what's best for everyone to believe.

    1. Re:This is what I hate about Conservatives by Michael+O-P · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong. Libertarians would love to DEFEND our country, not just go and bomb the crap out of countries with whom we disagree. Defense means our borders, not screwing around with other sovereign nations for no good reason.

      The rest I'll agree with, however.

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  101. A pathetic cry for attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Especially since things like the V-chip and parental locks already enable parents to monitor and control their children's viewing habits.

    It just goes to show how desperate America's right wing is to exert total control over all forms of speech.

    The next phase of his plan is how our conservative overlords will define obscenity. Afterall, aren't these the same people who define any discussion on birth control, safe sex, or abortion as pornography?

    How does his argument jive with all you good libertarians and conservatives who supposedly believe in limited government and free market solutions to society's needs?

  102. Better Solution by nacturation · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Create a subscription channel called SCAF: the Shit, Cunt, Asshole, Fuck channel. Broadcast nothing but those four words over and over again. Subscribers can pay something like 25 cents a month to get it -- the money counts as a contribution towards freedom of speech. Then, if something like this is ever passed, it will result in the channel being 100% censored since there's nothing decent left to transmit. It'd certainly make for an interesting court case to challenge the constitutionality (oh, how I love made-up words) of these types of regulations.

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    1. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Better Solution by newend · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if I've posted this before, but I think it would be awesome if they could somehow create a "broadcast flag" that specifies some level of indecency. Then have TV's do the censoring according to the viewers taste. If a concerned parent doesn't want any nudity, drug references, or vulgar language, then they can select options to filter out each of those types of content (video or audio). For people who don't care, they can just allow any content. I think this is similar in nature to the v-chip (which I haven't researched at all), except I believe the v-chip is on a per show basis, and I'd want to filter just the sections that are offensive.

      From the feedback I've gotten with this idea you'd have to be able to sensor by default and fill in the gaps in order to allow legacy TV's to work without getting hte "bad" content.

      Perhaps this is just one more reason to have streaming TV over IP instead of broadcast TV. Which leads me to my next question. What happens when they say that content on the internet needs to be filtered for decency?

    3. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A decentralised approach is preffered though, if the information about offensive parts of various shows were available in a standard format on the internet (most cable boxes in the UK at least can access the internet)
      then anyone could decide what was offensive and what was not, and viewers could choose whose opinion to pay attention to. (the expectation being that pressure groups would form their own monitoring groups, who would oppose violence, or swearing to varying degrees).

      This would require more pre-viewing of things but as video-on-demand comes closer to realisation this limitation will be less significant.

    4. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      con-sti-tu-tion-al-i-ty noun
      Accordance with the provisions or principles of a constitution: The high court will rule on the constitutionality of the new law.

      Made up words? As opposed to what? Words that magically appear somehow?

    5. Re:Better Solution by Wybaar · · Score: 3, Insightful
      There is such a process. It's called "parents reading the TV Guide/TV listings in the newspaper ahead of time and deciding what their children watch". If you're a parent, you let your kids watch something like "NYPD Blue", and then you get angry about the content of the show, tough. The job of being a parent comes with some rights and some responsibilities. One of those responsibilities is to decide to what your children are exposed. Whether you choose to make that decision in an informed manner or blindly is up to you.

      There was one particular paragraph from the article that I found most interesting -- it's one of the few things that President Bush has said with which I agree:

      While lawmakers and some parents groups are anxious to wipe the airwaves clean of indecency after singer Janet Jackson bared her breast last year during the Super Bowl halftime show, President Bush has said parents are the first line of defense and can just "turn it off."

      Going back to your original comment about a "broadcast flag", there are a couple of potential problems I see with that system. The first is in the choice of who gets to classify programs to determine what constitutes vulgar language or inappropriate behavior. For instance, suppose that someone from Slashdot was chosen as that moderator. Any program praising Microsoft would instantly be marked as vulgar language ;) Seriously, look how Slashdot's moderation and editing system works -- do you really want TV to be moderated and edited the same way? A less humorous scenario: anti-abortion or anti-gay-marriage advocates censoring out pro-abortion or pro-gay-marriage content or vice versa. [Whether you're pro or against either of those, hopefully you realize the free discussion of ths issue is important.]

      The second problem with the system is that of false positives. Let's say that you were watching an episode of Bill Nye, the Science Guy. Suddenly, in the middle of a segment on how vinegar affects eggshells, the sound goes dead. Why? He was talking about acid (acetic acid, to be precise.) Similarly, both 'cock' and 'ass', among other 'dirty words', have nonsexual meanings referring to various animals.
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    6. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I thought this was already in place, with the V-Chip?

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    7. Re:Better Solution by nacturation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure we can change the channel but the media producers need to show some responsiblity just as parents do.

      The discussion at hand is about cable/satellite television, for which you have to subscribe. In other words, you need to go out of your way to get it. I don't get cable because I think the vast majority of it is crap and a waste of time. Heck, how many reality TV shows do people really need anyway?

      Why do you feel that media companies should treat you like a child and show some parental responsibility? If you're not an adult, then you can't subscribe to the material anyways and your parents should be the ones to regulate what you watch. If you are an adult, then you can choose not to subscribe and police yourself accordingly.

      The producers think they are all high and mighty and don't need to show any responsibility and most people disagree.

      How do you conclude that most disagree? Is that just a wild guess or can you back it up?

      As one person said here a few months ago, just because you change the channel doesn't mean it goes away...

      You're right. It doesn't go away. And just because you don't read that particular book in the library doesn't mean it goes away either. How about we rein in the authors while we're at it?

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    8. Re:Better Solution by FLEB · · Score: 1

      The problem with governmentally-enforced "rating flags" is that someone still has to make the distinctions, and once distinctions are made, and content is pigeonholed, one person's "controvertial but meritous" content can easily get thrown out as someone else's "completely indecent" content.

      Of course, I have no qualms with privately-enforced ratings, however, like the MPAA system, since there are still alternatives out there.

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    9. Re:Better Solution by vanyel · · Score: 1

      I don't get cable because I think the vast majority of it is crap and a waste of time. Heck, how many reality TV shows do people really need anyway?

      That's shooting yourself in the foot --- the cable channels are where you can get away from the dreck on network tv! Though Tivo actually makes it possible to find the few pearls that are on the networks...until Stevens manages to turn it all into Sesame Street.

    10. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's just impeach the conniving idiot, his business pal Cheney, and throw them and all the assholes shirt-tailers they brought with 'em in jail. Camp X-ray will do, but it'd have to be expanded.

      And the rapturists. Send 'em all to Syria.

    11. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the channel you're speaking of already exists.

    12. Re:Better Solution by tabrisnet · · Score: 1

      "Dick van Dyke" show anyone?

    13. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As one person said here a few months ago, just because you change the channel doesn't mean it goes away...

      Some people can't live with the notion that even when their TV is off, someone, somewhere, might be broadcasting something they're opposed to and that the set might be capable of receiving. Weird.

    14. Re:Better Solution by newend · · Score: 1
      The monitoring streams would have to be done by an interest group of some sort, and I'd like to think that they would take context into play for word use. Further, hopefully they would have a publically available list of what types of content are censored for each category.


      I agree that parents should turn off the TV if their kids are watching something they shouldn't, but parents can't be around all the time.

  103. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Bastards. Fuck that shit. I'm on-goddamn'd-line!

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  104. Glengarry Glen Ross by NerdConspiracy · · Score: 1

    I was watching Glengarry Glen Ross on daytime TV and there was no sound at all, just beeps the whole time. It was kinda fun, like an alien translation.

    I wonder why they bother showing movies with a lot of forbidden words, if they are going to butcher it to the point where its completely unwatchable. Hopefully they don't get to do it on satellite TV too, not that I get any...

    1. Re:Glengarry Glen Ross by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I once watched the first fifteen minutes of 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights' on ABC Family or whatever it's called.

      They took out all the sex jokes. Yes, all the sex jokes. It was the most surreal thing I'd ever seen.

      For those of you who haven't seen it, this is the movie where Robin has a key to 'The greatest treasure in all the land', aka, Maid Marion's chastity belt. This is the movie with a great love song sung by Robin to Marion behind a backlight curtain...with a rising sword making a rather interesting shadow.

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  105. Obligatory South Park Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cartman: F*ck f*ckitty f*ck f*ck f*ck, What's the big f*cking deal?

    1. Re:Obligatory South Park Quote by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Barbara Streisand!

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  106. Re:Anyone here from Alaska? by nexus987 · · Score: 1

    Time to get this bozo out of office...

  107. Screw the Kids by gremlins · · Score: 1

    I am so sick of everything being about "Protecting the Children". Why is it we spend like 90% percent of our lives trying to protect 10% of someone else life? This is all the parents Job anyway to monitor what their childrens what and play. The greatest irony is that the older generations live in a time when lynching African Americans was okay. So even though it will warp my mind to play GTA 3 watching ethnic minorities being brutally murdered apparently has no long term effect. Oh you say your faimly memebers in the older generations never witnessed that? Well take your pick of horrible things that happend around those times like the Vietnam war or World War 2.

    Don't get me wrong I don't think kids should see everything on TV but it isn't my job or the Government Job to do that.

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  108. Re: Nanny State by deanj · · Score: 1

    You made it sound like it was the Republicans that were solely to blame for all this crapola, and it's not. That might not have been your intention, but it came off that way.

    A Democrat, Michael Copp, started all this crap when Janet Jackson had her "malfunction", and it got blamed on the Republicans.

    Are you saying that the Democrats are for the Nanny State, and now the Republicans have jumped on that band wagon? I think one senator proposing a stupid bill is hardly making your point.

  109. I can solve this problem, why am i not a senator? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Yet again this whole issue could have been settled when digital TV standards were being set, oh wait the FCC was too caught up in trying to push the broadcast flag, obviously thats more important than free speech and kids seeing extreme violence and hardcore porn. The standard im talking about is basically V-chip on steroids, with digital TV you'd be able to set your own TV to censor as much or as little as you liked - you could choose a rating and then choose to have either the entire show blanked out or just the dodgy scenes or even just have black boxes appear to cover things up or bleep words, it would essentially be the broadcast flag for decency, the tv networks could even do it on live tv with a small delay! and heres the best part! if the networks couldn't be assed, they could decide not to bother flagging stuff, no problem, you could set your TV to block any unflagged content and the networks would soon learn to maximise their viewers. This way parents would be able to set it how they wanted and everyone else would have the most important thing: free speech without draconian censorship that makes the rest of the world laugh at the US. But of course that would never happen, because that would actually be a good idea and we all know what retarded old-man out-raged by everything politicians think about good ideas.

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  110. Fouler by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I find the oil pollution spewed all over Alaska that Stevens champions to be obscene. Who the hell is this sleazebag to tell anyone about "decency" standards?

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  111. Parents are the censor by agraupe · · Score: 1

    Guess what? Parents should be the censor here... I'm sick of hearing everyone say that, but apparently some people still don't get it. They moan and bitch that, "well, both parents have to work" and whatever other dumb excuses their tiny brains can come up with. If neither of you have a decent job, use a condom, or DON'T FUCK! If you're not sure you want to spend the rest of your life with this person, use a condom, or DON'T FUCK! Society shouldn't have to pay because of your poor planning. Also, these whiny asshole parents should look into the idea of daycare if they absolutely must both work, and, for some reason, they figured out how to pollute the gene pool further. Are these people stupid?

  112. When was this Golden Age of Obscenity? by kokoloko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I here people say the US is getting "less free" I wonder what they're talking about. Was there ever a time when there weren't people who wanted to censor the media? When was the last time a book (or even a movie) was banned? Used to a happen all the time. Was there ever a time when more obscene (in the everyday sense of the term) material was more accessible?

    Was America "more free" before the advent of Civil Rights Act, Title 9, American's with Disabilities Act, etc? I would say no. The problem is that its a struggle to stay free, and you're gonna win some and lose some.

  113. Don't like it? than don't watch it by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

    Don't like it? than don't watch it, it's really that simple.
    Why do you want to take the decision for me? Please let me choose whatever I want to watch.

    Is this how democracy is supposed to work? People vote other people to think in their place?

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  114. One step at a time by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1
    I am starting to wonder how long it will be before this will be turned political?

    What is to stop Bush from calling Micheal Moore and Al Frankin "indecent" and transversly, what stops, say Sen. Hillary Clinton from deeming Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity "indecent"?

  115. Tired of the PTC/FCC? by Michael+O-P · · Score: 1
    http://www.speakspeak.org/

    The Parents Television Council is responsible for a huge number of complaints to the FCC, prompting most of the recent crackdown. The above group is the first (I believe) group to consolidate people concerned about broadcast freedom. They have forms (just like the PTC) to send "anti-complaints" to the FCC, stating, in a nutshell, that the PTC is crossing the line, and that you as a viewer don't find some things offensive.

    The FCC only acts on complaints, not on public opinion, so if only the crazies make up .012% of a viewing audience, and they complain, the FCC will open an investigation, even if the other 99+% didn't care in the least. Check it out.

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  116. Re: Nanny State by ortcutt · · Score: 1

    I just want to hold Republicans to their rhetoric. Nothing annoys me like hypocrisy. The reason why Repubicans get caught in binds like this is that they are beholden to two interest groups: the Christian Right, which wants total moral regulation, and the Plutocrats, who want less regulation. There's no way to square that circle.

  117. Keep your hands off by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    First, the FCC needs to keep their fucking hands off of services I pay for. No one is forced to pay for cable or satellite tv or satellite radio.

    Second, parent your fucking children. Don't make the government do it. Don't tell me what I can or can't see or hear. That's my choice. If you want to 'protect the children', start with your own by turning the channel.

  118. Enable filtering for media by Gondola · · Score: 1

    IANAF (I Am Not A Father) but I'm an average male, 18 to 35. Do I want to be able to watch what I want to watch on television? Hell, yes.

    Do I want kiddie porn being sold on every corner? No way!

    ** Keep adult materials out of any venue that a child can be expected to be frequenting without adult supervision. **

    Now, my definition of adult materials is assuredly different from someone else's. I think the human body is natural and beautiful (well, except for ugly fat people, but they're still natural), and it does not harm a child to see a naked woman or naked man, in a non-sexually explicit act. (That means I also do not believe a sexually aroused man with an erect penis is not acceptable for a public venue where there may be children).

    I think all modern televisions have the V-chip, yes? All cable boxes that I've seen also have select channel lockout as well. If some repressed Christian with guilt issues wants to make nudity a Mature only setting, fine. If they want to label "hell" and "bitch" and "damn" as profanity, fine.

    Just leave the filter off when I buy my television and order my cable box. I'm an adult, I will view what I want. If I find watersports objectionable to my personal taste, I will not watch it. If I have relatives with small children visiting, I will block out any adult materials for the duration of their stay.

    How hard is it to define levels? Something like;

    - Mild language (dammit, hell)
    - Mild violence (head-bonking, wrestling, kicking)
    - "French" kissing/soul kissing
    - Topless nudity
    - Bottomless nudity
    - Medium violence (punching, weapons, kung fu, blood, simple wounds)
    - Profane language without sexual connotations (god damn, shit, piss, bitch, fuck, asshole, dick -- used as namecalling, not as requests or as descriptions of a sexual act) (I guarantee you this is already in 95% of homes with children anyway)
    - Extreme violence (realistic wounds, gaping wounds, battering, decapitation, amputation, ripping, sexually-related abuse)
    - Sexually explicit language (fuck you, go fuck yourself, suck my dick, lick my balls you cunt whore, etc.)
    - Sexually-charged scenes (non-genital rubbing, implications of nudity, and post- or pre-coital setup)
    - Sexually implicit scenes (rubbing crotches, feeling breasts, clothed sexual maneuverings or bodies engaged in obviously sexual activity, but hidden)
    - Sexually explicit scenes (sexual scenes with nudity, but no actual display of penetration or contact with genitals -- ie, Cinemax after dark)
    - Hardcore sexually explicit scenes (shows genital contact, ejaculation, penetration, oral sexual stimulation)

    I think these are all things that most people would agree to cover 99% of the cases where an adult may want to censor what a child sees, and children of various ages are considered "old enough" to view these materials. Consider popular movies that involve some extreme violence (per my chart) yet it is more acceptable than a naked woman for some fucked up reason.

    Regardless, these language, violence, and sexual guidelines can be mixed and matched in real life, to match the maturity of the child. The parent makes these choices every time they decide on a movie their child should or should not watch. The V-chip and/or television/movie listings should be as thorough. If they aren't, why are you letting your child watch these things without personally checking them out?

    Label it what you want; come to a sensible, reasonable agreement as to what labels go on what materials, and then assign the filter mechanisms appropriately. Parents have the burden to filter what is in their homes. Filter your cable, filter your internet.

    According to some statistics I just Asked Jeeves for, 26% of the population is 18 and under. That's a sizeable number of non-adults to watch out for, and I can understand a parent's concern if they don't want their children to listen to swearing and see nudity and sexual situations before they are mature enough to

  119. I'm the Other Kind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I used to listen to the radio
    And I don't guess they're listenin' to me no more
    They talk too much but that's okay
    I don't understand a single word they say
    Piss and moan about the immigrants
    But don't say nothin' about the president
    A democracy don't work that way
    I can say anything I wanna say

    So fuck the FCC
    Fuck the FBI
    Fuck the CIA
    Livin' in the motherfuckin' USA."

    --Steve Earle
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  120. But it works! by WhiplashII · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What is even weirder is that putting in the astericks really does make a difference - I personally don't swear much, but the "niceness" of swear words in a public forum is really increased by using astericks in my opinion.

    In fact, I am not at all put out by your statement as you wrote it. But if you had put the actual vowels in, I would have considered you an annoying kid.

    That is really weird!

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    1. Re:But it works! by lptport1 · · Score: 1

      It's more like he stopped and considered his audience, rather than just blithely spouting his mouth.

      As far as I can tell, that is commonly perceived as a more mature trait--knowing you're saying something you shouldn't, yet saying it indicating you have a sense of "decency."

      Much like the time I was swearing about something in front of my land lady... The swearing was of a much lower volume, and there to solely add emphasis to what I was saying. As opposed to saying it casually, as if it were part of my daily vocabulary. I have a feeling she appreciated this.

    2. Re:But it works! by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "But if you had put the actual vowels in, I would have considered you an annoying kid."

      I think it has more to do with the context in which the "*" censorship is applied. Because the grandparent post was making an intelligent point with an example I consider the occasional swear to be non-offensive, and even insightful or funny. But a littany of f this, h that, g d etc is best use when stubbing your toe in private and not in a public forum where you're trying to show you have a brain to work with.

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    3. Re:But it works! by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Fuck censorship.

    4. Re:But it works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cunt

    5. Re:But it works! by Delta2.0 · · Score: 1

      I find that censorship is quite pointless. Why should we take out words that convey strong emotion? All bleaping it out does put more emphasis on the words anyways. And who in the world decided that fuck, shit, asshole, etc. were "indecent." All I see for a reason for that is it has some connection with "inappropriate bodily organs"

    6. Re:But it works! by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Indeed, since I find that my dick and my ass are pretty damned appropriate bodily organs and it'd be hard to do without them, yet the word "appendix" isn't considered vulgur or offensive...

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    7. Re:But it works! by samdu · · Score: 1

      It's because the whole cuss word thing is TOTALLY ARBITRARY! Think about it. The ONLY reason these words are offensive is that we have decided that we will be offended by them. We could just as easily have made "lunch" offensive. Being offended by cuss words is silly. If you're going to be offended by any words, at least pick ones that are derogatory, like racial slurs.

    8. Re:But it works! by hplasm · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

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    9. Re:But it works! by mrogers · · Score: 1
      Being offended by cuss words is silly.

      I have to dsiagree with you, even though I'm not usually offended by swearing. You might as well argue that it's silly to think about food when someone says "lunch". Yes the symbol is arbitrary, but it still conveys meaning. Swear words convey anger or aggression, as well as having taboo literal meanings that increase their shock value. Why is "fuck" more offensive than "have sexual intercourse with"? Because it's more often used in an aggressive context, so its use conveys aggression. It isn't silly to be offended when a stranger calls you a cunt - they would only do so as an aggressive act.

    10. Re:But it works! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why does using certain words automatically mean the speaker is unintelligent?

    11. Re:But it works! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I agree. You control what you are offended over. Its not my fault that others have an irrational reaction to arbitrary words or ideas.

    12. Re:But it works! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Since when does the word 'fuck' carry an aggressive context? People use it everyday in nearly every sentence, in very non-aggressive conversation. The same goes for 'cunt' and 'bollocks'.

      The only reason such words are considered 'vulgar' is because they're generally derived from old Anglo-Saxon words, which in medieval England was the language of the plebs, whereas the more 'polite' equivalents were from French, and therefore the language of the upper-classes. That's the only reason. Being offended by 'swear' words just means you're an elitest snob.

    13. Re:But it works! by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "Why does using certain words automatically mean the speaker is unintelligent?"

      If the person is acting, it may not. However, most people who talk like they live on the street, have the education to go along with their vocabulary. Intelligence isn't only about knowing how to do things, or solve problems, it's also about social graces and acting appropriately for your company.

      F'in this F'in that is extremely lazy, and limiting clique-talk.

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    14. Re:But it works! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      If the person is acting, it may not. However, most people who talk like they live on the street, have the education to go along with their vocabulary.

      Guess you never heard of 'you can't judge a book by its cover' huh?

      Intelligence isn't only about knowing how to do things, or solve problems, it's also about social graces and acting appropriately for your company.

      Intelligence has nothing to do with social graces; many intelligent people lack social graces and common sense, but that doesn't mean they can't calculate the average airspeed of a swallow and the gravitational force of a distant black hole.

      F'in this F'in that is extremely lazy, and limiting clique-talk.

      If it conveys the message, why do you care?

    15. Re:But it works! by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "
      Guess you never heard of 'you can't judge a book by its cover' huh?"

      I've heard of it, but for people who "convey their message" with F'in this F'in that, I see you acknowledge that the cover is what's in their book.

      Why do I care? Because I don't like lazy, rude, and cliquey people.

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    16. Re:But it works! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I've heard of it, but for people who "convey their message" with F'in this F'in that, I see you acknowledge that the cover is what's in their book.

      Huh? I think you're reading comprehension needs some work. I pointed out the exact opposite to you, and you say I acknowledge what you said?

      Why do I care? Because I don't like lazy, rude, and cliquey people.

      I know alot of people that swear in day to day language, and they are not rude, lazy or cliquey.

      You totally missed my point; you're making assumptions based soley on the words one uses to express themselves. I guess you rule anything thats not strict English is just plain wrong, and couldn't possibly be a regional dialect.

    17. Re:But it works! by saskboy · · Score: 1

      My reading comprehension doesn't need work, maybe my writing wasn't clear because I asumed you'd know where I was going with your comment.

      "'F'in this F'in that is extremely lazy, and limiting clique-talk.'

      If it conveys the message, why do you care?"

      That isn't a denial that it's lazy, and cliqueish, it's an admission. It's another debate as to whether that is ok or not, since maybe it's the next evolution of english to reduce the number of adjectives available to us. But it's a loss of clarity, for the sake of brevity, and exclusion of those they know their language will offend.

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      Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
    18. Re:But it works! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      My reading comprehension doesn't need work, maybe my writing wasn't clear because I asumed you'd know where I was going with your comment.

      I'd say your writing definatly needs work, and I stand by my original assertion that your reading comprehension needs work also.

      That isn't a denial that it's lazy, and cliqueish, it's an admission.

      I had already addressed your bigotry, I didn't feel the need to do so again. My points were not mutually exclusive, I was simply using 'more of the same' from you to ask another question.

      t's another debate as to whether that is ok or not, since maybe it's the next evolution of english to reduce the number of adjectives available to us. But it's a loss of clarity, for the sake of brevity, and exclusion of those they know their language will offend.

      English was already one of the most ambigious languges. If thats whats bothering you, I suggest you learn another language all together.

  121. Insightful ?? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    if "Those of us with children can't and shouldn't actually be held responsible for raising said children" is taken as insightful, what do you have to say to be taken humerously. Those of us with a TV can't and shouldn't be allowed to controll the display ourselves, either through the power switch or changing the channel. We demand a single government approved freespeech network with all DRM content and no way to turn it off !

    1. Re:Insightful ?? by Darby · · Score: 1

      We demand a single government approved freespeech network with all DRM content and no way to turn it off !

      Hey, let's also make sure it goes both ways so I can't even think bad thoughts without being called on it!

    2. Re:Insightful ?? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      We demand a single government approved freespeech network with all DRM content and no way to turn it off !

      Isnt that done in F451?

  122. Parental controls? by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

    Don't most (if not all) satellite and CATV receivers have parental control features now?

    If you can't be bothered to talk to your children about what they're watching and why, just use the mandated V-chip in your TV set along with the parental control features of your receivers and LEAVE MY CABLE ALONE!

  123. Its not like there are real women in alaska anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one that could pass just because it will never get past the Supreme Court. the congressman who proposed it knows that and will get his moral decency points without actually changing anything. What will happen is that the day any such law is issued and an attempt to apply it takes place a preliminary injunction will be issued pending resolution.
    If this guy thought for one second that he might actually deprive his overwhelmingly male constituency of their only source of T&A he would be at the forefront opposing the bill.

  124. Bold Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My opinion if very important, so I have stated it in bold print. Please mod me down to -3 (bold).

  125. New Invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found a new invention to assist me in censoring material in my home. It's called the remote control. I can change the channel, or even turn the whole device off if I find something that does not interest me. I'm offended by the blatent attacks on personal freedom and the lack of integrity of our elected officials, so I choose not to watch CSPAN.

  126. Re:Easy solution - some standards by khelms · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded

  127. Isn't this the reason the V-chip was put in place? by SPYDER+Web · · Score: 1

    They fought hard for the V-chip so any parent could block any objectional material on cable. There is no need to censor everything for us. The government is not my parent nor is it my religion!

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  128. i'll be pi**ed if... by killtheOSSnazis · · Score: 1

    nip/tuck were to be canceled over this crap

  129. Re: Nanny State by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    That should be Religious Right as it appears most of them haven't understood what Jesus and the Bible mean. Just look at how they raise money for starters.

  130. Re: Nanny State by ortcutt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Agreed. They're the modern Pharisees.

    "And all their works they do for to be seen of men. For they make their phylacteries broad, and enlarge their fringes. And they love the first places at feasts, and the first chairs in the synagogues. And salutations in the market place, and to be called by men, Rabbi" (Matt., xxiii, 1-8).

  131. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing more terrifiying to the Jesus freaks than the idea that somewhere someone might just be enjoying their God given freedom. It's not fair, they have to spend all their time in their victim cult suffering, thinking about suffering, or wishing that they were suffering.

    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F*ck you

  132. Enforce TV ratings by sybert · · Score: 1

    How about tolerance for parents and their desire to raise their children decently and to have time to do things other than monitoring their children's TV watching.

    The hook to enforce TV standards for cable is the TV-ratings. Putting a rating on a TV program implies a trust that the program does not have content inappropriate for that TV rating, and violating that trust can warrant a fine. Enforcement of TV ratings can be done either publicly (FCC) or privately (like the MPAA movie ratings). Because TV programs are self rated unlike movies, complaints that are deemed to be violations would require a fine for misuse of their license to use the TV ratings (not for indecency). Fines should be small for one-off violations and larger for greater violations (like a man tearing a woman's clothes off at the super-bowl). That way parents could have confidence that they can program their box for content ratings and not need to spend as much time monitoring their children.

  133. It's pronounced "Ashcroft" by billstewart · · Score: 1

    The folks who did the airplane bowdlerization for the movie "Sideways" decided they should replace one insult starting with "As" with another one.

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  134. Re:The moment this goes into law it will die in co by bnenning · · Score: 1

    Only Democrats, who are nothing more than godless gay-loving atheists, want free speech.

    Yeah, right. Remember the CDA? Both parties will happily demagogue any issue "for the children" if it will get them votes.

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  135. Shared Speech is not Free Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big difference.

    Seems like Alaska has been taking notes from Bill Gates and Ballmer...

  136. Lawyers only, please respond: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a government body (such as the FCC) is legally empowered by the government to censor speech, is this not a violation of First Ammendment of the US constitution?

    I'm not asking for formal legal advice, but a clarification would be nice.

    Thanks,

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  137. Made-up words by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Aren't they all made up, by -- so to speak -- definition?

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  138. Decency? by Game+Genie · · Score: 1

    I would like to make a motion to apply decency standards to politicians. Chiefly, they should not be the bitches of businesses right wing religious groups. Turn off the fucking TV if you don't want to watch it. Dumb asses.

  139. More Effective Solution by SnatMandu · · Score: 1

    A more effective solution would be to force cable and sattelite providers to offer a-la-carte content channels.

    You only want the discovery and history channels, but you can't get them without "indecent" material being piped into your home?

    This would solve that. The current system in the US requires you to take a set of channels as part of basic service.

  140. Fairness Doctrine was all about censorship by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "It required broadcasters to present a multiplicity of viewpoints when dealing with controversial material."


    How did it do this? By having the government demand or hang over media so they did what the government thought was "fair". Until the station added government-approved content. It is also censorship because under the doctrine, broadcasters are forced NOT to broadcast material to make up for the "offical government content" taking up the schedule. Shouldn't "Freedom of the press" mean that you can do what you want, even on your editorial page (or your broadcast megaphone), without the government dictating content? I wonder if Ben Franklin and others would have agreed that the First Amendment meant that government could force newspapers to present government-approved "viewpoints".


    As far as the public good, let the public decide if they like the content or not. Not the government.


    Governor Mario Cuomo, who opposes censorship under the guise of the "fairness doctrine", said it best in this statement: "Precisely because radio and TV have become our principal sources of news and information, we should accord broadcasters the utmost freedom in order to insure a truly free press.".


    "but I don't think the Fairness Doctrine counts as such since..."


    And then you go on to describe how the Fairness Doctrine DOES dictate content.

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  141. With the government by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    making so much money from decency fines, why would they forego satellite when Stern is about to move? There's gold in them thar hills. It's a pittance, but every little bit helps.

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  142. Washington Post on Senator Ted Stevens by Sundroid · · Score: 1

    Having never heard of this senator from Alaska, I did some research online just now and read a Washington Post article describing his "shakedown" (WaPo's word, not mine) attempt in organizing a $5,000-a-ticket fund-raising event to benefit a "non-profit organization", whose sole beneficiary turns out to be, you guessed it, Senator Ted Stevens. Here is the link to the article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A31925-20 04Mar4?language=printer

  143. That IS censorship by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "What are you talking about? The Fairness Doctrine didn't promote censorship. It promoted free speech by mandating..."

    You say it did not promote censorship, and then go on to describe how it involved the government mandating certain content. How is this not censorship? Especially when it forces the station to remove other content?

    "Removing the Fairness Doctrine made it possible for stations to promote political causes.

    Check the Bill of Rights. The first amendment was made precisely to protect people from being able to promote political causes. Even if the government did not like it.

    "but doesn't it make sense that both sides of a issue should be presented on stations that have been granted the right to broadcast using public airwaves? "

    No, it does not. Unless the station chooses to do this on their own. The government has no business meddling in the viewpoints (i.e. censoring political views). This includes mandating that someone present a "side" they do not agree with.

    "It's dishonest to claim that a law does the exact opposite or what it really does."

    This is exactly what you did, even while you described how the censorship worked. It is quite honest to recognize that a government policy in which it controlled media content is indeed censorship.

    Let's say you have a blog. Uncle Sam comes in and says "if you say this, we have to let Joe Hackslob have his say. If you want to keep Joe Hackslob of your site, shut up about politics." How is this not censorship? This is exactly what the "Fairness Doctrine" did.

    With the Fairness Doctrine, the government decided what was fair. With it gone, this is left up to the public.

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    1. Re:That IS censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How can you honestly claim that the Fairness Doctrine amounted to censorship?

      With the Fairness Doctrine, all opinions get expressed or no opinions get expressed.

      Without the Fairness Doctrine, only one side of an argument gets expressed, with no representation of the other side.

      It seems pretty obvious to be that the Fairness Doctrine prevents censorship.

      It is really a dishonest and disgusting argument to say that the act of not allowing censorship is an act equivalent to censorship.

    2. Re:That IS censorship by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "How can you honestly claim that the Fairness Doctrine amounted to censorship? "

      Because it involved the government controlling what people could say or not say.

      "With the Fairness Doctrine, all opinions get expressed or no opinions get expressed"

      No. It only has to do with what the government thinks is fair. And thank you for reiterating how it is censorship: you just said that with the Doctrine, you have to air what the government wants or no opinions get expressed. A gag order!

      "It seems pretty obvious to be that the Fairness Doctrine prevents censorship

      Like careless matches prevent forest fires. This is something that even you admitted gave an "you do this or else" ultimatum which included gagging political content. How can you say this is not censorship?

      "It is really a dishonest and disgusting argument to say that the act of not allowing censorship is an act equivalent to censorship."

      Which is why I honestly point out exactly how this censorship doctrine censors. With help from you.

      You are indeed lying if you claim that the Fairness Doctrine does not censor. It is a bad lie if you say that it prevents censorship.

      Let's say you run a blog. Would you like someone to come along and say that you HAD to post someone else's entries alongside yours or GIVE UP THE BLOG? You are arguing that doing this kind of mandate is not censorship.

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    3. Re:That IS censorship by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "Without the Fairness Doctrine, only one side of an argument gets expressed, with no representation of the other side"

      So? If that is what you want to say, there is your right. Freedom of the press cannot be abridged.

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    4. Re:That IS censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because it involved the government controlling what people could say or not say.

      No, it's not. It's government saying that everyone has the right to have their views heard. It's not keeping anyone from saying anything.

      It's the opposite of censorship.

  144. Standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine, have NIST or ANSI make up some "standards of decency" if you're really convinced that it's useful. Just don't pass any laws requiring compliance with your made-up "standards", because that's not your fucking job, comrade.

  145. Fuck'em by netglen · · Score: 1

    Fuck the Republicans.
    Fuck the Religious Wrong.
    What's next? Regulating books?

  146. Already done by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ~ I think it would be awesome if they could somehow create a "broadcast flag" that specifies some level of indecency. Then have TV's [sic] do the censoring according to the viewers [sic] taste.

    It is called the "off" switch.

    Perhaps if people exercised some self-control and personal responsibility, instead of asking Big Bother to do it for them, we'd all be better off. There are certainly enough alternatives that people like you can safely drain their brains in front of the TeeVee without subjecting the rest of us to your morals.

    If you don't like it, turn it off or change the channel. It's not that hard.

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    1. Re:Already done by rikkards · · Score: 1

      There is a similar discussion going on at Fark. The FCC came back and said that there is nothing wrong with broadcasting Saving Private Ryan uncut due to the nature of the movie.
      Someone pointed out that sure violence is allowed but Janet Jackson can't show off her saggy boob (my description)

      It was then pointed out that with SPR you know it is going to be pretty gritty but no one expected to see a breast at the Super Bowl. Course someone pointed out who really watches it and it went downhill from there but there is a time and a place for everything. And there is never a time or place for Janet's boob.

    2. Re:Already done by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      This is about the fact that kids can figure out a way to circumvent more or less any parental control put in front of them.

      Not to say I agree with the legislation, mind you. But that's what it's (ostensibly) about, when you get down to brass tacks.

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    3. Re:Already done by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      WRONG.

      That's what it's billed as. It's obviously a play for thought control.

      If controlling kids is the question, putting a lock on the door to the TV room is a simple answer which does not involve government controls. So, the question then becomes, why do we want government controls? The answer is above, but it's not at all simple or heartwarming.

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    4. Re:Already done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if people exercised some self-control and personal responsibility

      I think the 20th century showed that those are in pretty short supply.

    5. Re:Already done by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      " I think it would be awesome if they could somehow create a "broadcast flag" that specifies some level of indecency. Then have TV's [sic] do the censoring according to the viewers [sic] taste."

      It's called the V-Chip. Every US TV made in the past few years has one.

      Ratings are encoded in the VBI. Most cable and satellite boxes also pass V-Chip ratings.

      You can configure your TV to block specific content descriptors or ratings.

    6. Re:Already done by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      I still can't believe that in this day and age, with more pr0n in existence than ever before in history, and available to anyone with access to google no less, that our society _still_ can't stand the idea of the exposed human body.

      I firmly believe that until we can appreciate the true human form as it is, that all else is hopelessly lost.

      Don't take that the wrong way, I am certainly not suggesting porn for the masses or anything like that, I'm not even talking about porn. I'm talking about the fact that our society finds it more offensive to see a real live human breast on television than it is to see someones head cut off on the evening news.

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    7. Re:Already done by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      Ah, but your "off" switch can't turn my TV off. Without this sort of legislation, you won't be able to control what I watch.

      This bill is brought to you by the same people that decided that their fellow citizens shouldn't be able to purchase a sex toy from the Web, engage in consensual oral sex, or consume certain types of substances.

      The purpose of the bill is to subject you to their morals. (One could argue that this is also the essential function of laws and government.)

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    8. Re:Already done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So kids who want to watch that stuff will just build a TBC that completely rebuilds the VBI removing the V-Chip ratings.

    9. Re:Already done by Tassach · · Score: 1
      our society _still_ can't stand the idea our society _still_ can't stand the idea
      It's not society -- it's just some vocal fringe elements who have a problem. However, because these nuts wear the mantle of religion, a lot of people are afraid to take them on.

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    10. Re:Already done by mink · · Score: 1

      I'm sure thats against the DMCA or violating one of MAcrovisions patents.

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    11. Re:Already done by newend · · Score: 1

      It's for the children =) I'm not easily offended, and I'll change the channel if I don't like the show. Unfortunatly, it's not possible to keep track of exactly what your kids are doing at all times.

    12. Re:Already done by newend · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to turn off other people's TV. You would be able to filter out your own tv to control what you (and more likely your kids) get exposed to. What my idea opens up is the ability to broadcast any content and have the offending peices filtered out at the watchers set. Futher, this isn't legislation, it's technological innovation that allows people to have more control of the content that is played in their house. If enough people really care about what's being broadcast over the airwaves (or on cable), then the market should make this a profitable venture. If it's not profitable, it means that not enough people really care, so nothing should be done about it anyway.

  147. asterisk by SoupGuru · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Asterisk" repeat after me, "asterisk" not "asterick", not "astersisk" A-S-T-E-R-I-S-K

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    1. Re:asterisk by c4miles · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That particular misspelling really gauls me.

    2. Re:asterisk by Aumaden · · Score: 1

      Isn't it frustrating when no one gets your reference?

  148. Much ado about nothing... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    Heard this about Ashcroft at the outset of the current administration, heard this about Meese at the outset of the Reagan administration, hearing this again, always hearing this...
    Those evil conservatives are taking away all my rights!
    Meanwhile, whereas Gallery Magazine was Playboy without airbrushing during the Reagan administration it is now hardcore city and I can watch porn in video on demand on cable at home and at almost every hotel I ever visit.
    Yeah, I feel so censored.
    It won't stand if it does manage to get feet. The trend of the modern world is towards Everything Not Forbidden is Compulsory Especially if it Tweaks Someone. That's not changing any time soon. Mores the pity as lack of self control and embrace of every absolute on every side is making everyone look like children.

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  149. Hmm, I Don't Get It by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I don't see anyone in his opensecrets profile who would particularly appear to benefit from this. Though I don't recognize a couple of those groups at the top of the chart. I can't imagine that a congressman would be acting on his own without some monetary incentive to grease the wheels of justice. Are one of those groups at the top of the list a front for clearchannel or someone?

    I suppose he might have solicited a donation from Comcast or XM or someone and been snubbed, and this could be retribution for that. It's a lot harder to call than the usual congressperson whoring themselves out, though. Maybe the groups providing the funding are just getting better at hiding their tracks...

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  150. It must be different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was on the air wasn't funny. Not even close.

    Did they get a funny injection before moving to XM?

  151. What this is all about by tkrotchko · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's an ex-commisioner's take on the whole FCC censorship issue.

    He implies that it is a political issue and control of media issue, not a morality issue as such.

    http://www.saveradionow.org/nicholasjohnshon.htm

    The guy is no kook. Read it and try to understand.

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  152. XM is fine the way it is by ewg · · Score: 1

    XM satellite radio is fine the way it is.

    Risque channels are well-labelled, and the general channels don't have to make heroic efforts to extirpate every last ${curseWord} from the music or conversation.

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  153. eliminating the lowest common denominator by chazmims · · Score: 1

    Ok, giving this guy the biggest benefit of doubt I can, I'm interpreting this story as he has a genuine concern for the quality of television because it is such a huge part of our culture and he wants the consolidation of media because it is easier to control that way.
    What is being refered to here as censorship, removing "offensive" material from media, can be construed as improving it; raising the quality of the information and entertainment we enjoy. Taken this way, I can fully support what he wants, but not the way he wants to do it. You can look at this as one slightly misguided approach to the very difficult problem of mass media catering to the lower common denominator.
    I think we should have higher quality television. Personally I'd start by removing such "news" programs which attempt to dazzle thier viewers with "clear and balanced" reporting that only marginally pertains to the lives of anyone watching.
    But the real problem with censorship is that its not easy to agree on what should be deemed fit for public consumption. The best solution I can come up with is increasing funding for National Endowment for the Arts and starting a grass-roots campaign to get some networks to try more progressive programming. But what do I know.

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  154. Re: Nanny State by deanj · · Score: 1

    While we're doing quotes, people would be better off remembering this:

    "He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone"

  155. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The Christians in your mind are.

    The Christians in the real world all have differing opinions. I, for one, don't mind watching movies with swear words--I very seldom swear despite hearing them both on TV and out in the real world.

    As for things like nudity, I must admit that watching nekkid women turns me on, and causes me to think about things I know I shouldn't, but that's why I make it a point not to watch nekkid women.

    The general consensus from Christians is "garbage in, garbage out." What's garbage for you is the same as what's garbage for me, and even if there is no perceptible change in behavior, even change in thought is undesireable. Before you peg me as being an extremist, I believe that "right thought" is part of the eight-fold path--the difference is what is deemed acceptible and what is not.

    Now, I'm against this kind of censorship, because I think it's up to the parent to make sure their children are viewing appropriate material, and without such laws, I'm sure there would be a big market in this country for some kind of product that screens certain content on TV.

    So, to answer your question, I'd say that Christians are no more weak-minded than you are. We have different standards that constitute what is acceptible or not, and because you have not been able to see the world through my perspective, you can only explain my value system by attacking my character.

    Open-mindedness--and by that I mean the willingess to suppose any possiblility without accepting it dogmatically--is not something to be feared, friend. Try looking at the world from someone else's perspective.

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  156. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ... is already illegal dumba...

    Mischaracterizing any application of a decency standard as censorship is FUD since there must be some minimal standard.

    Pointing out that there must be a minimal standard is not being dumb.

  157. The problem with censorship on pay TV.... by adsl · · Score: 1

    ..is that it is always somebody else doing the censoring and not me. Why do I have to have somebody else deciding what is fit for me, or not? And who says their standards are "better" than mine? Not that I personally want to watch XXXX TV. I just believe in resonable freedom.

  158. Re: Nanny State by ortcutt · · Score: 1

    What's your point?

  159. Re: Nanny State by deanj · · Score: 1

    As long as you're holding parties to their rhetoric, I would suggest you do the same thing for the Democrats. They're the ones that started all this crap in the FCC, and they're the ones that are blaming the Republicans for it. Freaking double standard, if you ask me.

  160. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ... Christianity somehow... obviously they are pretty weak-minded

    My guess is your values, however atheist they may be, are significantly based on religious principles.

  161. Re:Thought crimes? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
    Do you really think that's what I said?

    Let me repeat part of my post:

    Now, I'm against this kind of censorship, because I think it's up to the parent to make sure their children are viewing appropriate material, and without such laws, I'm sure there would be a big market in this country for some kind of product that screens certain content on TV.

    Please, tell me what exactly you think my argument is.

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  162. V-chip by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

    I thought the whole idea of the V-chip was so that if you want to censor your child's TV, you can. With the V-chip in place, I don't see why broadcast television even needs to have decency regulations any longer (beyond having accurate V-chip ratings).

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  163. Re:Easy solution - some standards by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Child porn is not a decency standard. Child porn is illegal in any medium.

    Calling it a broadcast standard is like calling the rule 'You can't murder people with a hammer' a 'hammer regulation'. No, it's a murder regulation.

    You can't murder people with [anything]. You can't offer child porn via [anything]. They're not [anything] regulations.

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  164. Re: Nanny State by ortcutt · · Score: 1

    You want to compare an unelected FCC commissioner to a US Senator? Find a Democratic Senator that wants to extend censorship to cable TV and I'll take you seriously.

  165. Someone Else Controlling my life by Jiggily · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is just one more instance of someone else trying to tell me what I can or can not watch. They use the excuse that they are protecting our children. In effect they are trying to tell me what I should and should not let my children watch. I don't need someone else making decisions for me! I personally monitor what my children watch, and I don't need someone else telling me right from wrong.

    If it was up to these types of people, the only thing that would be on TV is the Christian Broadcasting Channel.

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  166. Brand Name FCUK was pulled from US Stores by phoenixdigital · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was watching a documentary lastnight all about the current censorship laws trying to be passed in the US at the moment.

    The fashion label 'FCUK' French Connection United Kingdom has great sales globally but can't penetrate the US market because their products were all pulled from US stores because the christian right were complaining that the label was an offensive word. Its not even spelt that way. How far will this go people?

    A great quote from the show was from an ex shock jock in florida who was pulled off the the air due to concerns by his radio station of getting fined by the FCC.

    I can't say fuck on the radio but I can own a gun that can kill over 100 people.
    While holding his military machine gun (Think it was an M16)

    This docco also discussed a law which was attempting to be passed in one of your southern states for people who reveal their underwear above their jeans to be put in jail for up to 150 days.

    You guys live in a very morally bizzare country.

  167. Uh huh. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's decency ... and there's decency. Some of the things that we see and hear in our media qualify as "indecent", or at least, unpleasant. But some might consider it indecent to try and tell other people what to do, say and think.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  168. I don't understand by jafac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't understand why it's okay to:
    Let children watch violent sporting events which idolize violence and aggression as a means of conflict-resolution and ego gratification (Pro-everything).
    Encourage children to idolize rapists (Kobi Bryant), murderers (OJ Simpson), wife-beaters (Mike Tyson) drug abusers (Strawberry), gangsters (the NBA), and cheaters (Canseco, et. al).
    Encourage children to become enamored of a system which transferrs public funding (for stadium construction) into private hands (team owners) on the threat of leaving for another city (extortion).
    Encourage children to become involved in a government-regulated monopoly, similar to many Soviet bureaucracies.
    Encourage children to watch cheerleaders shake their scantily-clad privates into the camera, promoting the objectification of women as sexual property.
    Yet it's not okay for a parent to use the remote control to prevent them from seeing 5-seconds of nipple.

    Unless it's not really about "protecting the children", and it's really about "controlling the lives of others".

    --

    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  169. split the country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I often wonder how people like this get elected. There seem to be a lot of people who don't want to think for themselves. I can imagine a world with two classes...those who think, read, and run their lives, and another class who want to be told what they like, what is good for them, and want to be protected from the dangers of free choice.

    I'd love to round up all of the latter and put them in one area of the country where their fears of freedom can be addressed and the government can help them live free of influence from the things they think are going to corrupt them. I'd be happy for that area to break away and adopt a marxist government while I continue to make my own choices and put whatever I want on my tv, radio, and in my body.

  170. There's a way to block the evil telly-vision rays: by BlastM · · Score: 1

    Turn off your TV.

    Seriously.

    The microwaves from satellite TV broadcasts are still coming into your house whether you subscribe to pay TV or not, as are the radio waves that terrestrial television is broadcast on. It doesn't mean you have to view the content of either.

    But you need not bother with a faraday cage encompassing your entire home, or even tinfoil hats. Just press the off button on your TV remote.

    TV waves are the real mind-control waves.

  171. satellites are over international water by victorvodka · · Score: 1

    Geosynchronous satellites such as those used by DirectTV are located over the equator in international water (600 miles due west of the Galapagos, in the case of my antenna, at 101 West Longitude). What say-so does the FCC have over this satellite? It could just as easily be owned by a Cuban or Costa Rican company if DirectTV got in trouble (our present government generally supports off-shoring of corporations for labor and tax reasons after all). Of course, the Supremes would surely hold that subscription TV is free speech, end of story. Unless, of course, it included five John Ashcroft clones.

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    The flag just makes more sense than the constitution. - Judas Gutenberg

  172. Legal Limit on Commercials by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2, Informative
    the legal limit on commercials for every hour of programming in the US is 20 minutes; in the UK it's 7 minutes

    Actually, there's no legal limit on commercials in the US except for Children's programming. They had dropped that limit too, but it got reintroduced in the Children's Television Act of 1990.

    --

    Warning: Opinions known to be heavily biased.

    1. Re:Legal Limit on Commercials by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      Thank god for fast-forward on Tivo. TV would be unbearable otherwise.

  173. Troll AND Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Euro-weenies jus hate us 'cause we are cooler and freer.

  174. Eric Idle by hairykrishna · · Score: 1
    Eric Idle singing the "FCC song".

    http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/index.shtml

    --
    "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
  175. Re: Nanny State by corblix · · Score: 1
    Just look at how they raise money for starters.
    ...
    Autographed D&D items for sale. Click the link under my username.

    ROTFL

  176. Why he cannot apply any decency standard by Kergan · · Score: 1

    This is troubling... and amusing.

    One thing that both Europeans and US politics are missing in their WTO discussions as well as in their decency regulartions is that the means of delivering media is changing: Whereas in the past you would turn your TV on (content push), in the future we will be connecting to a server (content pull).

    The point here is you cannot regulate anything, except at a world level, because all you have to do is connect to a web site to catch the relevant data stream. So if a country allows porn 24/24, then, technically, every country in the world allows porn 24/24.

  177. what the hell by Goldsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    what the hell has happened to the Republican party? I remember a time when they used to argue against frivolous regulation.

    1. Re:what the hell by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      Well, the Republicans are in charge now. What's the use of having power if you don't wield it?

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      I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. --Isaac Bashevis Singer
  178. My method by notcreative · · Score: 1

    I like to replace letters with asterisks that don't obscure the word (e.g. fucki*g, assho*e). To me it illustrates how absurd the whole thing is. I'm crazy that way.

  179. Not Censorship, Business plain n simple.... by JasonJ75 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What do you do if you can compete with the guy down the street? Pay (err lobby) the government to pass laws which will make your competition less competitive. Bet if you dig deep enough into the Senator's contributions you'll find $$ from the Broadcast lobby. My .02, this is nothing more than Broadcast media trying to legislate competition into the cable channels under the guise of 'standards'. They're trying to do it to XM and Sirius under the guise of 'National Security', this is nothing different. Call me cynical...

  180. Re: Nanny State by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    I am not standing in a 3000 dollar suit asking people to send in thier last 60 dollars like pat robinson does on the 700 club.

  181. Form Letter to Senator, Adjust as needed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Senator Stevens,

    As pertaining to your desire to regulate decency on Cable T.V. and Satellite Radio, it would be unneeded legislation.

    Cable T.V. and Satellite Radio are subscription based services, thus if their content is undesirable, one does not need to subscribe. If more control is needed, create legislation that allows consumers to subscribe only to stations they want rather than entire packages of stations with diverse content. Individual subscription will create an option to tailor content to your tastes and beliefs that is not possible either under the current or your proposed system of regulated content.

    Thank you for you time,

    [Your Name Here]

  182. Cherry is a prick, the canadian limbaugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cherry is a prick, they have a few minutes delay
    so they can remove the worst insanities coming out
    of his mouth. CBC should have done as ESPN did
    with Limbaugh. Those two are big assholes with a
    few differences. Cherry is a canuck prick and
    Limbaugh is an American prick. Cherry doesn't use
    drugs and Limbaugh does. Cherry insults his French
    Canadian audience to increase his bloke audience.
    Limbaugh lies thru his teeth to increase his right
    wing nut audience.

  183. Re: Nanny State by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That doesn't excuse what they do, nor is simply pointing out what they are doing equal to 'casting the first stone'

    That verse isn't an excuse to defraud people.

  184. Re: Nanny State by corblix · · Score: 1
    I am not standing in a 3000 dollar suit asking people to send in thier last 60 dollars like pat robinson does on the 700 club.

    No, of course not, and I didn't mean to imply you were.

    In any case, Pat Robertson is not funny. But I still think your previous message was.

  185. Even more Censorship? No, thank you!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The majority of US citizens is against any further censorship and new "decency standards". Why are our representatives not representing us? What is happening to our democracy and our constitution? Is our country controlled by ultra right-wing christian fundamentalists now who use the word "democracy" only when it fits their right-wing Orwellian agenda? God bless America...!

  186. Re:Easy solution - some standards by deft · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was with you right up to the part where i realized you believe in things you have absolutely no proof of and then try to apply them to others in any form.

    One can't have an argument of reason when facts and proof are nowhere to be found.

    --

    There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
  187. Re:Thought crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, does your sig ring true. I might not agree with your stance, but I'm glad someone on Slashdot can post without such smugness.

    Thanks. (an atheist)

  188. You Want A Solution to This? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Troll


    Aleister Crowley said it best: "The Christians to the lions!"

    I say we deal with "decency" matters by bringing back the Roman Games, rounding up all Christians (AND Jews AND Muslims and assorted spinoff cults - but not Buddhists or Taoists or pagans) and feed them to lions.

    Actually, I'm not sure we want to insult lions' tastes that way - maybe we should feed them to cockroaches...

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  189. Re:Thought crimes? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Grandparent probably got as far as What's garbage for you is the same as what's garbage for me Before criticizing you.

    I got as far as I believe that "right thought" before I burst out laughing from thinking "Right Thinking is doubleplus good for everyone"

    As for your actual argument, we have the V-chip. Have had it for years. We have little icons at the top of the screen that tell you what the rating of the show is. My parents' tv can even tell you what the rating of the show is at any time during the broadcast -- and it works with directTV (it even tells the name of the show and the channel the directTV receiver is on)

    The only problem is that this requires mommy and daddy to come home for an hour to read the instruction book and learn how to set up the TV and decide just what they want little timmy to see. And these days, thats just too hard for too many parents.

    --
    If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
  190. Re:Easy solution - some standards by sv0f · · Score: 1

    So, to answer your question, I'd say that Christians are no more weak-minded than you are. We have different standards that constitute what is acceptible or not, and because you have not been able to see the world through my perspective, you can only explain my value system by attacking my character.

    Who's we? I thought you said there is no protoypical Christian...

    The problem with the evangelical fundamentalist Christians who cluster in the middle of the US is their ego-centric view of their religion tends to overwhelm their sense of civic responsibility. Censorship of the kind being proposed is wrong. Full stop. Whether "The Sopranos" offends you or the "Weather Channel" offends me or "ET" offends your God is immaterial.

    Open-mindedness--and by that I mean the willingess to suppose any possiblility without accepting it dogmatically--is not something to be feared, friend. Try looking at the world from someone else's perspective.

    Lordy you are a hypocrite. Would you kiss your Lord with that mouth? Try living the Word instead of preaching it.

  191. Re:Thought crimes? by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

    personally, my favorite part of the post was about how right thought was part of the 8 fold path. You do know that is a Buddhist tennant? forgive my horrid spelling, I bit out of my right mind:-P

  192. Re:Easy solution - some standards by KtHM · · Score: 1

    "Religious principles". Do you really think that religion has a monopoly on morality? Being averse to murder, theft, adultery - these are human traits, not religious traits.

  193. Roseanne Rosanna-Danna said it best by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with violins on television?

    --
    Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  194. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
    I'll spare you the big long schpiel (sic?) about why I have chosen to believe in what I do, but I will say that if holding views that you might consider "religious" disqualifies me from reasoned discourse, then I think you're just as incapable of holding reasonable discourse as I am, since you blindly dismiss what I have to say on the basis of my beliefs. You, too, are making a big "leap" of faith--that everything I say must have no merit because you disagree with me about some other premise.

    And I'm not trying to apply my beliefs to others in any form. Show me where I have. I dare you. You only think I am because you have a gigantic pigeon hole in your mind that you drop all Christians in so that you can actually avoid thinking about such matters critically.

    I would love for you to prove my claim wrong, because it would demonstrate that you have given my views the same consideration as you would any one elses--anything less than that is morally wrong by almost any value system on earth.

    Besides, how would you respond if I told you I didn't want to talk to you because you're not a Christian?

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    Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
  195. Re:Thought crimes? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    Um, I should have made it more clear. I know that "right thought" is a Buddhist tennant (part of the 8 fold path). I was demonstrating that Christians aren't the only people out there who believe in making an honest attempt at getting rid of certain thoughts, while promoting others. Why is that such a laughable concept? Please enlighten me.

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  196. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    Who's we? I thought you said there is no protoypical Christian...

    I used 'we' there because the standards are not set by Christians themselves.

    Lordy you are a hypocrite. Would you kiss your Lord with that mouth? Try living the Word instead of preaching it.

    I'm in the dark here--could you please spell it out for me?

    Did I ever suggest that censorship was a good thing? Did I ever demonstrate a lack of open-mindedness as I defined it? My guess is that you called me a hypocrite because you assume that I fail to meet my definition of open-mindedness, because you believe that most Christians don't.

    Please, if you're going to get smarmy and call me names, make sure you've read my post. I never claimed to be in favor of censorship--I was responding to someone who attacked Christianity in his post, and I stepped in to defend.

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    Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
  197. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

    Pearls & Swine...just stop. You cannot win, not here, not in this place.

    If you were any other religion, such as Buddhist, Taoist, American Indian or even Muslim that post would have brought you praise for your tolerance and vision.

    However, my brother, you represent the hated Christianity and so you will be shouted down no matter how fair your words may be.

    Even Jesus left a place to it's own devices when he became convinced that he was wasting his time.

    If you want to post in a looney liberal leftist place like this, check your religion at the door...unless it is one of those new age "trendy" ones.

  198. Re:Thought crimes? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I got as far as I believe that "right thought" before I burst out laughing from thinking "Right Thinking is doubleplus good for everyone"

    I hate to spoil your fun, but I was referring to a Buddhist tennant of purging the mind of undesireable thought. I did so to demonstrate that a) censoring undesireable material out of television is not for "behavior" as the original grand-parent said, and b) Christians are not the only ones interested in this. Why does this idea make you laugh?

    The only problem is that this requires mommy and daddy to come home for an hour to read the instruction book and learn how to set up the TV and decide just what they want little timmy to see. And these days, thats just too hard for too many parents.

    I agree--I have a real problem with parents that want to go along with censorship and all the first amendment problems it entails just because they're letting the TV raise their children and they don't want to do anything about it.

    This is, incidentally, the core of the problem, so I'm glad we agree.

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    Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
  199. Re:Thought crimes? by gordo3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    no, I just found the thought of you saying it and not knowing where it came from funny. I'm actually hindu, which is where that idea originated(as world religions of Eur-asia go).

    I also found it humorous that a Buddhist tennant was used as part of an argument by someone defending christianity because most people in general don't know much about other religions, much less use them in their arguments.

    but just to tell you, the tennant in buudhism is about being able to be exposed to anything(even those nekkid women) and still remain in complete control and not have those thoughts form. That is the self control they shoot for.

  200. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    If you want to post in a looney liberal leftist place like this, check your religion at the door...unless it is one of those new age "trendy" ones.

    I agree, but I'm hesitant to pit Christianity against political "leftism" because, while there is a strong correlation between political sides and religious views, my views are somewhat radical Libertarian and I am at odds with Republicanism today. Which means that I can't mix religion and politics lest I alienate myself from my religion.

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  201. Re:Easy solution - some standards by sv0f · · Score: 1

    Hehehe.

    I'd moderate you "+1 Funny" but I've already posted on this story and don't want to lose it.

  202. Re:Thought crimes? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    That is the self control they shoot for.

    Thanks for educating me. That's actually what I strive for as well.

    I also found it humorous that a Buddhist tennant was used as part of an argument by someone defending christianity because most people in general don't know much about other religions, much less use them in their arguments.

    Early Christians actually learned all about other religions, but that's something I won't go into here (it's not at all pertinent).

    The issue here is that I was using Buddhism to defend the position that wanting to shelter your young from certain thoughts--I can see now that Buddhism wasn't actually a good example, but I suspect that still the premise is true.

    Thanks for the info. I'm glad to see someone is understanding me.

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  203. Re:Thought crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does this idea make you laugh?

    Your failure to grasp the humor in invoking mental images of one of the most famous books about Big Brother in the modern world in a story about Big Brother in the real modern world is doubleplus ungood. Report to MiniLuv for reeducation.

  204. Re:Thought crimes? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
    I thought that the "poster" was using the 1984 reference to suggest that I was using "right thought" to support censorship, and the "joke" was that I unwittingly made an 1984 reference.

    My bad.

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  205. Re:Easy solution - some standards by TheGavster · · Score: 0, Troll

    So ... you support open mindedness, provided your open mind doesn't think about naked women. That's real enlightened. What else is forbidden thought?

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    "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
  206. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    a looney liberal leftist place like this

    Do you ever wonder why you have bad karma in the real world, and no karma on Slashdot?

  207. Re:Easy solution - some standards by sv0f · · Score: 1

    I used 'we' there because the standards are not set by Christians themselves.

    Got it now. You're original paragraph was ambiguous.

    Did I ever suggest that censorship was a good thing? Did I ever demonstrate a lack of open-mindedness as I defined it?

    Frankly, I couldn't understand the definition of open-mindedness you gave:

    Open-mindedness--and by that I mean the willingess to suppose any possiblility without accepting it dogmatically

    What does suppose mean? It sounds like you try not to laugh out loud when someone says something you disagree with.

    I have little time for people that talk a lot about being open-minded, but never actually change their mind, and who walk around calling everyone else close-minded. Let me catalog the insults you've hurled at others already in this thread:

    My guess is that you called me a hypocrite because you assume that I fail to meet my definition of open-mindedness, because you believe that most Christians don't.

    Your assumption is wrong. My wife is a Christian. My children are Christians. My in-laws are Christians. I attended a Church of Christ for a number of years and even co-led the class for college students for two of them. Many of the people who are closest to me are Christians. But none are evangelical/fundamentalist types. I found that when I get to know people of this persuasion sufficiently well, I find hatred in their hearts and thoughts of controlling/punishing others in their minds.

    The Christians in your mind are.

    Maybe the Christians he's met in the world and seen on TV and who are actively attempting to curtail his freedom are.

    because you have not been able to see the world through my perspective, you can only explain my value system by attacking my character.

    Hypocrite. You have repeatedly refused to take people at face value. When they've expressed sentiments you disagree with, you've closed your mind and branded them Christian haters.

    Look at how evangelical/fundamental types in the US are trying to use the law to enfore their belief system on everyone else -- atheists, agnostics, Jews, Catholics, mainline Protestants. Their agenda is to make this country a theocracy safe for their precious children. These are the folks who give all Christians a bad name. It's unfair. It's more than unfair. It should kill you that these people are debasing the Word.

    Before you castigate others for making assumptions about you based on your religious brand, you should accept the greater Christian community for what it is, including those with whom you disagree, and you should clean up your own house before you accuse others of misrepresenting the Christian faith.

  208. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    The standards to which I hold myself are different than the standards to which I hold others. By open-mindedness I meant at least an honest attempt at understanding other people's ideas in an unbiased fashion. I'm not even asking other people to hold their own minds to the same standards I hold mine. So, in one case I'm talking about the open exchange of ideas, in the other I'm talking about a personal decision to avoid images and content which I find destructive.

    I suspect you're getting ready to hit "reply" so you can tell me that the two are actually the same. I will just go ahead and disagree with that idea here. What if I wrote, instead of this post, a big long chain of insults hurled at you. You might not care, but you certainly wouldn't read the post (after a few lines, you'd get the idea). And I wouldn't blame you--I wouldn't be trying to present you with an idea, so you wouldn't need to be "open" to it.

    I fail to meet these standards constantly anyway. Not to bore you with theology, but a central tennant to Christianity is that we don't have to meet those stardards. Only try.

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  209. Re:Easy solution - some standards by epyT-R · · Score: 0, Troll

    I agree about openmindedness..That's why I don't understand why christians want to censor everything. They, like everyone else, have the option of not viewing objectionable content. You're telling me to be tolerant? Take your own advice.

  210. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    I'm not in favor of censorship, so I don't know why your post is directed at me.

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  211. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were any other religion, such as Buddhist, Taoist, American Indian or even Muslim that post would have brought you praise for your tolerance and vision.

    When will the whining stop! Do you want cheese with that? Some people always think they're the victims. Yes, anything that remotely has to do with your identity is being massively and unfairly attacked! You're delusional, my friend, and very wrong. Wake up. Get some perspective and stop whining. You don't want to join that club of delusional whiners. There are so many on this site it makes me sick.

  212. Re:Easy solution - some standards by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    I have no argument with your desire to hold your mind to a particular standard. What censorship does, however, is hold others' minds to your standard. If I see nothing wrong with exposing myself to nudity, profanity, and other images of 'sin', then there shouldn't be some societal wall there. If someone wants to show it and I want to see it, an open minded individual wouldn't have a problem.

    It is the natural right of every person to do what they want, provided they don't bother anyone. I think that anyone can agree with that. The difference is in the definition of 'bother anyone'. Apparently those who censor are bothered by me hearing profanity in a television program I go out of my way to watch, even though in this case I live several thousand miles from them (assuming the senator from Alaska actually leaves the beltway on occasion).

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    "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
  213. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Clevster · · Score: 1
    Take a look at this video. It is a very good documentary about Jesus' life.
    http://www.shoppbs.org/product/index.jsp?productId =1851094

    After watching it there may be certain questions that arise...

  214. nutbar senator alert by swschrad · · Score: 1

    ted stevens r-alaska is rather goofy and should be taken with a large grain of salt. similar comments can and should be made about orrin hatch, r-utah, and john (non-)sensenbrenner, r-wisconsin. every chance you get, thanks.

    every time they propose a piece of legislation, look at it and see if the average american does better under it. you will find, invariably, not.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  215. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    What does suppose mean? It sounds like you try not to laugh out loud when someone says something you disagree with.

    I meant "suppose" the way mathemeticians and logicians use it. My definition of open-mindedness merely meant that we should accept that any idea is possible, until we've disproven it, and that we should treat all such ideas with equal respect.

    Your assumption is wrong.

    Fair enough.

    My wife is a Christian. My children are Christians. My in-laws are Christians. I attended a Church of Christ for a number of years and even co-led the class for college students for two of them. Many of the people who are closest to me are Christians. But none are evangelical/fundamentalist types. I found that when I get to know people of this persuasion sufficiently well, I find hatred in their hearts and thoughts of controlling/punishing others in their minds.

    Well, this shouldn't come as any big suprise, because they're human. I have all of those things in my mind as well--but I recognize that they are wrong. I'll even concede that my tone has gotten overly contemptuous in other posts I've made. You have to understand that my post basically said, "I disagree with a lot of Christians in that I don't think government censorship of media is a good thing, but the core idea of wanting to shelter your children from content that you deem harmful is not only good, but not exclusive to Christianity." I got a lot of responses along the lines of "You idiot. Why do you stupid Christians want to tell me what I can and cannot watch?" Can you see how that would be frustrating?

    I would be a hypocrite if I were claiming to be perfect, but I am not making that claim.

    Hypocrite. You have repeatedly refused to take people at face value. When they've expressed sentiments you disagree with, you've closed your mind and branded them Christian haters.

    Again, my tone has been contemptuous in some posts--I should not have done that. I owe everyone a big apology. But I'm not trying to get everyone to believe what I believe--my position from the beginning is defending the idea of parents wanting to control what their children watch. I have not defended censorship (I have actually attacked it).

    And I haven't called anyone names--merely suggested that their views are the result of strong personal biases against Christians. I still maintain that view for the majority of the posts, but have changed my view on at least one sub-thread--the one about Buddhism.

    Look at how evangelical/fundamental types in the US are trying to use the law to enfore their belief system on everyone else -- atheists, agnostics, Jews, Catholics, mainline Protestants. Their agenda is to make this country a theocracy safe for their precious children. These are the folks who give all Christians a bad name. It's unfair. It's more than unfair. It should kill you that these people are debasing the Word.

    I am extremely upset at the Evangelical Christian movement. The entire name is a misnomer; it has nothing to do with evangelism. The entire point seems to be to convince non-believers that Christians hate them. However, my beliefs about that movement aren't the issue.

    Before you castigate others for making assumptions about you based on your religious brand, you should accept the greater Christian community for what it is, including those with whom you disagree, and you should clean up your own house before you accuse others of misrepresenting the Christian faith.

    You and I both have just accused others (the Evangelicals) of misrepresenting the Christian faith. However, I agree that you should take plank out of your own eye first.

    Again, this could go on and on, I just want to make sure you know exactly where I stand on the issue of censorship, and why I have responded the way I did to many posts.

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  216. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    What censorship does, however, is hold others' minds to your standard.

    Also, censorship allows a corrupt government to suppress the truth.

    It is the natural right of every person to do what they want, provided they don't bother anyone.

    That's another debate, but I'll agree that no one has the ability to control what you do or think, and the laws should reflect that by staying out of your business. However, I think a much better alternative to censorship is my right to come tell you that I think what you're doing to yourself is harmful and potentially fatal. And then, you can further excersize your right to ignore me, or (even better, in my opinion) disagree with me.

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  217. Re:Easy solution - some standards by agraupe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I imagine almost any set of morals or values can be seen as having a religious component. My values may be shared with any number of religions. I think it is the fact that societal norms and religious values are somewhat intertwined, because almost all societies were religious until a relatively recent time. My morals and values, though, are based on general kindness and respect, not any book. If any particular religion shares these with me, I fail to see how it is my fault.

    Also, I have several Christian friends. I do not go out of my way to offend them, but I do consider them to be, for the most part, weak-minded, or, at the very least, programmed since birth. The funny thing is, if it's a cult (unpopular, small religion) it's brainwashing, but if it's religion, then we're teaching our children morals and values.

    Also, note that I am not against spiritualism or belief. I am merely against the blind following of any book or creed, specifically one that was made such a long time ago. If you come to these conclusions on your own, I see no problem with them. If you do these things because it says so in an ancient book, I consider you weak-minded. Perhaps we will have to agree to disagree.

  218. You forgot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://stevens.senate.gov/contact_form.cfm

  219. Re:Easy solution - some standards by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

    As for things like nudity, I must admit that watching nekkid women turns me on, and causes me to think about things I know I shouldn't, but that's why I make it a point not to watch nekkid women.

    Isn't that more about your marital commitment, as opposed to whether or not something should be censored from everyone?

    I think skin and slang tend to become inappropriate only when they are restricted. What constitutes as indecent differs with what people are used to.

    To many muslims, a woman not wearing a hijab is considered indecent. To the English in the 1600s, showing leg or shoulder skin was considered indecent while what was appropriate and fashionable for women at that time was fully exposing their breasts. People can say "sexual intercourse" and "feces" openly on the media, but "fuck" and "shit" is not okay, only because it's lower class.

    Decency is not maintained, but defined, by censorship. So the question is how we want to define decency. How much shame do we want to put on skin and slang? How much do we want to discourage breastfeeding, and the health benefits associated with that, by making the act more socially unacceptable? etc.

    Increasing censorship to me sounds like more laws being legislated without a problem to solve.

    "The more laws, the less justice." Marcus Tullius Cicero

  220. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    I agree--censorship is wrong.

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  221. Where is the real problem?? by rzkb07 · · Score: 1

    I want to know where the problem with the "social degradation" really lies. Is it the medias influence on society? Or, is it society's influence on the media? Not being alive in the 60s, I'm pretty sure that 99% of the media was "clean" and "proper", yet there was an extreme hippie/free love/drug movement. There was no NYPD Blue or Real Sex on TV at that time. Did Howard Stern contribute to the amount of sex in the Media? Or was it the relaxation of taboos between regular people that made him so popular? Rather than putting the restrictions on cable and satellite that may not work at all, causing people like Howard Stern, Opie and Anthony and hundreds of comedians to loose their jobs, the politicians should look at society's influence on each other and try to teach parents/children right and wrong rather than censoring media that might have little to no effect on society.

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  222. Re:Easy solution - some standards by deft · · Score: 1

    I think you misread what i wrote... I said I was with you...agreeing. Then you had to throw religious discourse into the argument.

    If I was trying to have a reasoned discourse, and then introduced proof that i believed in things that have no proof at all, that would certainly undermine my validity as an arguer.

    For you to assume that this is a religious bias is totally wrong, this is a bias against having an argument of reason with someone that refuses to apply those rules to arguments.

    religious belief arent distinguishable from pseudoscience in the level of proof they present. "Hypotheses are often framed precisely so they are invulnerable to any experiment that offers a prospect of disproof, so evcen in principle they cannot be invalidated. practitioners are defensive and wary. Skeptical scrutiny is opposed."

    If you didnt like that last part, ask Carl Sagan about it... he said it.

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  223. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    If I was trying to have a reasoned discourse, and then introduced proof that i believed in things that have no proof at all, that would certainly undermine my validity as an arguer.

    Right--and I have introduced no such proof, so there's not much disagreement here.

    Even though I have been given personal proof in my life that compels me to believe what I do, I still am a skeptic at heart. In spite of the fact that you and I could probably not discuss Christianity without coming to a stalling point, we can probably discuss politics because both of us seem to have an areligious view of how government should work.

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  224. Re:Thought crimes? by samdu · · Score: 1

    I would hope so. Most of Christianity is derivative of all those other religions. :)

  225. Are we getting close to Fascism? by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

    or is it more of the push for theocracy? political experts what do you think? Both systems restrict freedom of speech and individual rights. Although historically the framers of the Constitution knew the Bill of Rights was the most useless part of it as the majority will always blast right through them - which is exactly why 100% democracy doesn't work and instead we live in a (or are supposed to anyway) constitutional representative republic not technically a democracy but in the end they stuck it in there anyway to end the filibuster. (few know this historical tidbit).

  226. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ok, people, it looks like this Christian has taken enough of a beating. All the angry responses have only made him look better in comparison. I, for one, disagree with some of his views (I find that acknowledging human sexuality, for example, is not wrong), but his views are clearly based on thought and he has shown that he's at least fairly open to other peoples beliefs, which is more than most /.ers can honestly say.

    GreyWolf, while I admire your attempt to show these swine a differing point of view, I think it's wasted here. This kind of pointless argument is why I've started coming here less often, and going to forums where people show more respect for people who think differently.

  227. Kiss your freedom of choice goodbye... by Ogman · · Score: 1

    ...but try do it decently and after 9:00 pm. What is it with Republicans; are they sex-obsessed or do they just lack the opposable thumb required to change a channel???

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  228. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    Good post...you're absolutely right...I'm completely exhausted from this. Thanks for being more than civil.

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  229. Re:Thought crimes? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Your argument is that the only reason for the government not to censor is so that each parent can individually enjoy the fun of censoring information for their own children.

    Get this though your head: children are not property. They are people. It is not up to you to tell them what they can think. When you do that kind of crap its called child abuse and its why so many adults are in therapy.

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  230. Re:Easy solution - some standards by sv0f · · Score: 1

    I think you should re-read your post. It is brilliant. I am not joking. Do you see how it undercuts and disarms me?

    This started with an arrogant post of your's. (But it was arrogance of the best kind of post -- more on that in a second.) I dashed off a fast and firey response, you responded, and then I upped the ante with an all-out assault -- the grandparent to this post.

    Your response -- the parent to this post -- was beautiful. It did not just shed the arrogance of your prior posts. It was apologetic. It demonstrated that you indeed possess humility and are indeed capable of empathy. This is remarkable. Frankly, it is more than I would have given you credit for. You have earned the right to be called a human being. (I think this is a reference to Dune, but I forget.)

    Your post showed humility and empathy when none of mine did. That is an example of what your Christianity can do. It is the only thing that will interest others in your message. Conventional apolgetics aren't worth shit.

    The reason the arrogance of your first post was of the best kind was that it suggested ever so slightly that you have taken the first step away from the prejudices of your upbringing, the profoundly egocentric, holier-than-thou attitude of many conservative American Protestant flavors of Christianity.

    If I may extrapolate wildly for a moment, I imagine you to be a young guy who, when walking down the street, doesn't "look like a Christian." This is something you take a guilty pride in. But you also take your faith very seriously -- and always have. You are a student of the Bible and theological writings. You and your close group of friends view yourselves as outside mainstream Christendom, present day Martin Luthers disgusted by the hypocrisies you see in church. You dare to confront Christ head-on using just your intellect. You believe you are less racist, sexist and homophobic than other Christians (and you are correct). You gather in coffeeshops, look like members of the alternative nation, and go to museums. But you consider yourselves superior to your counterparts in the secular intellgentsia, and not just because they smoke and drink and swear. No, you alone are on a vital quest for your God.

    The question I have -- or at least had -- was whether you are willing to take the second step. The first step is impossible for most and hard for many, but it was natural for you, given your philosophical interests and internal skepticism. You see the broader world. The second step is to engage it with humility and with empathy. If you can do this, then you will demonstrate to non-believers that there is value to Christianity. And just as important, you will learn to see the value in what others believe, and what they believe as strongly as you your own beliefs. No, I don't mean the sterile, disinterested step of "keeping an open mind." I mean something much more than that.

    I apologize for underestimating you.

  231. Re:Thought crimes? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
    And what would your solution be? Have the government regulate parenting?

    children are not property. They are people. It is not up to you to tell them what they can think.

    It is entirely up to the parents to imprint their impressionable young minds with good values. I wasn't raised in a Christian household--but I'm glad I was taught the value of principles by them.

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  232. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    I apologize for underestimating you.

    And I you. But you didn't quite get it all right--I wasn't raised a Christian. I was a damned good atheist for a while.

    I hope you see the pun, other wise that comment will sound extremely conceited. :)

    You've been condemned to my friend's list.

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  233. Re:Easy solution - some standards by sv0f · · Score: 1

    You've been condemned to my friend's list.

    As long as you don't ask me what the third step is...

  234. Not quite by phorm · · Score: 1

    A lot of people who want to watch porn themselves still wouldn't want their kids to see it. Just like having an internet account, daddy wouldn't want little Johnny looking at naughty pictures, but I doubt he minds doing so himself.

    See This quote from bash.org:

    <LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
    <LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
    <LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
    <LordChewy> "i know dad"
    <LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
    <LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
    <LordChewy> and he just shut up
    <kingKahn> what is it?
    <LordChewy> its his porn folder

  235. Re:Easy solution - some standards by kubrick · · Score: 1

    What's garbage for you is the same as what's garbage for me

    You can say this, but it doesn't mean that everyone will agree with you. Especially when you try to impose your standards on them against their wishes.

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  236. Re:Thought crimes? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    And what would your solution be? Have the government regulate parenting?

    I don't even agree that there is a problem to be solved!

    I'm glad I was raised by people who live in the real world, not some crazy wacked out religious world.

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  237. Re:Thought crimes? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    When you do that kind of crap its called child abuse and its why so many adults are in therapy.

    If that's not a problem I don't know what is. Nevertheless, this is a non-issue now. We both seem to agree that censorship is wrong, and how parents choose to raise their children is their business.

    I'm glad I was raised by people who live in the real world, not some crazy wacked out religious world.

    I wasn't either.

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  238. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Fjandr · · Score: 1

    At first I thought it was strange that so many would attack your position with their own exclamations about how censorship is unacceptable.

    Ah, the joys of Slashdot and readers who don't read for comprehension.

    If only there were more people who held themselves to higher standards while not attempting to force others to hold the same (especially since people are not perfect, and can be prone to slipping).

  239. Republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new 'decency standards' overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

  240. Boobies not first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thing a kid sees.

    Lets just leave it there,huh?

  241. Re:Easy solution - some standards by deft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a religious view of gov? I didn't follow that one.

    The point I was making is that publicizing the gap in reasoning while making another decent argument sacks your credibility as an arguer.

    You could make a fantastic argument and have me head over heels, but if you tell me little green men told you the argument... I'd have to try and seperate it, but know that any leeway I gave you in hope you adhered to some scientific method in your research would be gone, and I'd double check everything, dismiss the green men, and move on.

    The mind is facnating in how it believes things, its been my major focus of study for a dozen or so years. Reading something like 'Demon Haunted World' (thats where the quote was from) is like a user manual to your brain, and you get to run a self diagnosis like a droid, and its always interesting to see if the system is already to corrupted to start repairing itself.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't dismiss religious people as never having good arguments, but I have found that 100% of their good arguments aren't religious. The confounding thing for me is that they will argue a point using all the tenets of reason, and then go be religious. It's such a dichotomy I can't fathom it, although I have a good understanding of it (figure that one out).

    I happen to be spiritual myself, but not in the sense that an invisible man is pressing all the buttons of life, but I draw strength from the fact i know I can do things, i have confidence because of past performance, and I know what makes me happy. I need no myth for that, and i think that's where we will eventually evolve.

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  242. Land of the free indeed by Smork · · Score: 0

    [Demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
    Cartman: Doggy.
    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens. [to Cartman] Now, say "montana".
    Cartman: Montana.
    Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".
    Cartman: Pillow.
    Dr. Vosknocker: Alright. Now I want you to say "horse fucker".
    Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's alright.
    Cartman: Horse fu-- [gets shocked by the V-chip] That hurts, god damn it!
    [gets shocked again]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".
    Cartman: No!
    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!
    Cartman: This isn't fair, you sons of bi--
    [gets shocked repeatedly]

  243. Re:Easy solution - some standards by kyojin+the+clown · · Score: 1
    He said 'areligious', like 'asexual'. as in, a government free of religion.

    i like your phrase 'Stalling point' GreyWolf, a very diplomatic awy of putting it..

  244. my two cents by deusdiabolus · · Score: 1

    The problem with decency is that everyone has a different definition of what is or isn't decent.

  245. Re:Easy solution - some standards by orcrist · · Score: 1

    Decency is not maintained, but defined, by censorship.

    This is quote-worthy material! It sums your whole post up nicely. Did you just make that up, or was that from another source? If it is from another source, I'd love to find out where that is. If you made it up: Bravo!

    -chris

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  246. Bring On The... by http101 · · Score: 1

    pr0n!

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  247. Re:Thought crimes? by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
    I know that "right thought" is a Buddhist tennant
    Obligatory grammar & spelling nitpick here: it's not a "tennant", it's a "tenet".

    Carry on.
  248. Decency by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    I have to smile when I see a Republican senator sponsoring government legislation to mandate decency in the media.

    Usually, the GOP supports the action of the free marketplace to sort things out in preference to heavy handed government regulation. If people don't like indecency, then they won't pay for it and it should wither away by itself.

    Normally, a dictate on decent behavior would be the function of the church, but with a blurring of distinction in roles between church and state, the state just picks up where church authority leaves off.

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  249. Re:Easy solution - some standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will quote you on this

    " What's garbage for you is the same as what's garbage for me, and even if there is no perceptible change in behavior, even change in thought is undesireable"

    Eight there you are pushing you standards/moarls/values on other people.

    Harry Potter/Porn/evolution/D&D/first person shooters may be very well garbage for you and thats fine, but you have no right to push that on anyone else

  250. Re:Easy solution - some standards by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
    You really don't understand my position.

    I can think that eating meat is bad for the body, and stop eating meat, but not want to make a law telling you that you cannot eat meat. In another case, say child pornography, I can claim that such material is bad for everyone to look at and want it to be banned.

    I leave it up to you to determine which position I have taken for this kind of censorship--the position kind of hurts your claim that I am forcing anything down anyone's throat.

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  251. Isn't it wonderful what we teach our kids? by Maggott · · Score: 1

    In order to prevent our children from being exposed to the blasphemies of the human body, we slap down broadcasters with fines and imprisonment.

    So instead of risking that our children start to think that they shouldn't be ashamed of their bodies, we instead show them firsthand that it's okay to hurt people if it gets what you want.

    How noble we are.

  252. If you want family-friendly satellite and cable... by The+Beezer · · Score: 1

    Start your own services and get all the money from the throngs of folks starving for quality entertainment. Sounds like the conservative response to me. After all, isn't that how PAX-TV got to be the most-watched channel in the country?

  253. Re:Thought crimes? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
    Obligatory grammar & spelling nitpick here: it's not a "tennant", it's a "tenet".

    That's a diction nitpick. His grammar and spelling were impeccable.
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  254. Re:Easy solution - some standards by mink · · Score: 1

    Never let the ACs get you down. Or the logged in posters. At least your posts were worth reading and some of the responses were thought provoking so I say kudos for making /. worth it today.

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  255. This is insightful? by alizard · · Score: 1
    As for things like nudity, I must admit that watching nekkid women turns me on, and causes me to think about things I know I shouldn't, but that's why I make it a point not to watch nekkid women.

    Sounds like a confession of weak-mindedness to me.

    Your co-religionists who, like their Taliban counterparts, advocate state censorship are a reason why the only reason "Christian perspectives" are taken seriouly by the informed is for purposes of opposition research.

    We can have a free country, or we can have a country run by religious crazies. We can't have both.

    1. Re:This is insightful? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a confession of weak-mindedness to me.

      Remember that I believe that watching nekkid women does the same thing to me that it does to any other heterosexual man. So, weak according to whom?

      Your co-religionists who, like their Taliban counterparts, advocate state censorship are a reason why the only reason "Christian perspectives" are taken seriouly by the informed is for purposes of opposition research.

      We can have a free country, or we can have a country run by religious crazies. We can't have both.

      I don't understand your point--do you believe that the kind of censorship proposed by the legislation in question is wrong? I certainly do.

      I may hold certain beliefs that you disagree with, but does that preclude us from agreeing on anything?

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  256. the supporters of this are making a bet... by alizard · · Score: 1
    They're betting their political careers that SCOTUS (Supreme Court of The United States) will shitcan the bill, that way they get broadcaster contributions, make their Xtian crazies happy, and when the law is struck down, they can say "We tried, give us money so we can try again."

    IMHO, the cable industry is making the same bet, and that's why they aren't already running a massive PR campaign against the not-introduced-yet bill.

    If SCOTUS throws us a curve ball and affirms the law, the legislators will think they got tossed a live grenade.

    Who is going to pay for Pay-per-view or premium channels with content edited for pre-teens?

    There will be suddenly no reason for anybody to buy cable service above the basic level.

    At that point, the cable and satellite industries will go nuclear. The CEOs are not going to be pleased to see their personal net worths cut in half because a bunch of tards voted for a very bad law. They are going to know exactly where to go for revenge, and they are going to have the full support of just about every single American to get it.

    Remember the court case in Salt Lake City where the defendants proved that community standards obviously included pr0n based on the number of people renting local adult videos? If people are told that they can't watch not only adult movies, but movies made for adults as well in their private homes without being their dumbed down to kiddle standards, they are going to be looking for somebody to fuck up. I'm sure the cable industry and the Democrats who had sense enough not to vote for it will be very, very happy to provide target ID.

    This is not a complex issue, it can be explained in a 30 second attack ad.

    I'm inclined to hope Stevens gets what he asked for and that SCOTUS affirms it. Congress badly needs cleaning out, and the outcome of this should hit that bunch like a lead enema.

  257. Re:Thought crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Obligatory grammar & spelling nitpick here: it's not a "tennant", it's a "tenet".

    That's a diction nitpick. His grammar and spelling were impeccable.
    Not really. "Tennant" is not a word. The person who occupies your building is a "tenant". GP was a spelling nitpick.
  258. Re:Easy solution - some standards by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I made it up.