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Rob

Stupid you buy when the trend is going up. If you bought now you'd lose your money.

Your original comment "great time to buy" is just wrong. Now is a good time to sell though.
Tom

There's a philosophy among the movie pirates, that I don't quite understand, but is detailed herein. Essentially, look for the biggest tracker of a particular file you're looking for-- its most likely the correct one. Or you might try finding somewhere besides suprnova, geared more toward your particular vices. I don't go for movies that often(netflix is worth it), but I do follow anime some. I rarely have a problem with fake torrents in the dedicated sites and metatrackers.

Obligatory bash quote, see bash

harm_: today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies
ogregasm: a what
harm_: thats what i said
harm_: maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething??
harm_: shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit :harm_: then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist
ogregasm: heh :harm_: i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years"
harm_: "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality"
ogregasm: why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman
harm_: well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager
harm_: i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo

Ah gotta love bash :)

Sorry, but if you had a 5th level Elf, I have a hard time believing you had a girlfriend ;-)

see this quote.

#136524
Raven - I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven - It said my password wasn't long enough. :(


#10846
Saccy - My password is alpha numeric.
Strife - Well mine's a mixture of numbers ANDletters.


#198764
Death - Hey, Jeff, how do you kill someone when they're on your nick?
Jeff - Oh, easy /ns ghost nick password
Death - Thanks.
Death - Die.
*** Signoff: Jeff (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Death)))

#136524
Raven - I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven - It said my password wasn't long enough. :(


#10846
Saccy - My password is alpha numeric.
Strife - Well mine's a mixture of numbers ANDletters.


#198764
Death - Hey, Jeff, how do you kill someone when they're on your nick?
Jeff - Oh, easy /ns ghost nick password
Death - Thanks.
Death - Die.
*** Signoff: Jeff (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Death)))

#136524
Raven - I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven - It said my password wasn't long enough. :(


#10846
Saccy - My password is alpha numeric.
Strife - Well mine's a mixture of numbers ANDletters.


#198764
Death - Hey, Jeff, how do you kill someone when they're on your nick?
Jeff - Oh, easy /ns ghost nick password
Death - Thanks.
Death - Die.
*** Signoff: Jeff (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Death)))

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."

Source:http://bash.org/?367896

Bash.org is what you're looking for.

original

one of the best bash quote evar

Hey, it could have been worse :)

"You know what would be a fantastic gadget to have?"

"I'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the phone"

(misquoting bash.org , if such a thing is possible)

So... the CIA will be purchasing bash.org?

Reminds me of that bash.org IRC-Quote somewhere in the top 100 there: http://www.bash.org/?416604

I installed it, and my Firewire external disk stopped working.

Instant un install.

Is it coincidence that is disables USB disks, which are sometimes used to transport warez?

It be a conspiracy I tell's ya.

I agree with you, but some people don't share our lines of thinking.

I seriously wonder why no one's brought this issue up in court yet. Rape is a crime, and because it's committed within the walls of a prison it seems that people are turning a blind eye, and in this case the saying is true that "if you're not part of the solution, you're poart of the problem." It's wrong whether the person raped babies at a hospital, went on a killing spree at the mall on christmas eve, or whether they are in for tax evasion. Yes, it's a deterrant from committing crimes, but that doesn't make it right.

One of my biggest fears is being falsely convicted of a crime, and because of this, I'm afraid of being in proximity to law-breakers because the image sticks in my head: being hauled off to jail and tried for a crime I didn't commit, especially that kind of jail.

Why hasn't this been seriously discussed before? Scenario: guy goes to jail, gets raped by cellmate, complains to officers, officers tell him to fuck off, calls lawyer because these "public servants" failed to do their job in protecting his rights, it goes to court, who knows where it would go from there... I know what my decision would be if I were on that jury.

I cannot resist the urge to link to this amusing bash.org quote on the subject of cereal mascots.

Typing :(){ :|:&};: in bash is quite effective
(NB: It's a fork-bomb, you really don't want to try it out, as this proves.)

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

He's got nothing on this guy.

It is very important that you follow the lead of this fine young gentleman:

http://www.bash.org/?993

I guess this guy is rich and famous now.

That sounds like Libertarian propaganda to me.

P.S. I'm a firm supported of the Libertarian party and even more so Bash #4753

For those who don't know:
http://bash.org/GODvsBUSH.gif

#4278 +(3693)- [X]

<BombScare> i beat the internet

<BombScare> the end guy is hard

#4278 +(3693)- [X]

<BombScare> i beat the internet

<BombScare> the end guy is hard

#4278 +(3693)- [X]

<BombScare> i beat the internet

<BombScare> the end guy is hard

#4278 +(3693)- [X]

<BombScare> i beat the internet

<BombScare> the end guy is hard

God vs. Bush

Your irc nick wouldn't happen to be Worm|PHP?

LOL! thats gotta be the funniest thing i've read in a while... well besides bash.org
...so other ppl DID rtfa! :)

So this guy does exist.

like this?

They would anyway be strings of *s only. right!?!?

You're kidding, right? I mean, no one can be that dumb and manage to operate a computer. Seriously. Tell me you're kidding.

Perhaps he's not kidding. It could be this guy: http://www.bash.org/?244321.

In fact, I hope someone mods you "funny" simply because if you *weren't* kidding I'd have to hunt you down and give you a flushie. Repeatedly.

A flushie as a LART? To each thier own, I guess. Happy luser hunting!

Soko

Please review the interactive tutorial about passwords on bash.org.

Chances are you've probably not seen my desk -- not an easy task.

While the old saying does, "Never judge a man until you have sat for a day at his desk." I have to wonder if it even holds a candle to some truely messy desks.

Reminds me people that try to add quality to their 96kbps mp3 collection by upsampling them to 256, or recording radio then upsampling that.

And the name for such people is legally retarded.

What is this thread, an IRC lovefest? Save if for bash.org...

Maybe they object to this

Dirty woman...

because J.K. Rowling is a dirty dirty woman.

Proof

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Or do you mean, "most people in USA"?

You mean there is a world outside the states???

"If people were freaking out about context-sensitive text ads in their email, just imagine the reaction to the plan to "scan" IM messages for advertising."

Google competition #1: prepare suitable advertising messages for these

Sound like bash.org needs an mp3 section. :-)

Just like Jesus!

When Doom 3 came out I said: "now somebody's going to make a CS out of this and that will mark the end of Doom 3 modding."

cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;

Passwords

There you go. All the password related stories you could want.

Thisba is bash.