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Is IRC All Bad?

An anonymous reader writes "IRC is often portrayed by the media as a haven for illegal activity. The author of IRC Hacks set out to find whether or not this was true. His conclusions are quite alarming, suggesting that 99.9% of IRC usage is illegal although he backs up IRC by saying that it is also used for lots of constructive purposes and is used by open source software developers." Update: 01/21 05:17 GMT by P : The author claimed it was merely 99.9% of traffic "to the top 60 channels" that is illegal, not 99.9% of all IRC traffic.

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  1. IRC analysis fatally flawed by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Sure, maybe by bandwidth, 99% of IRC traffic is illegal. Aside from the binary file transfers themselves, I'd say probably 99% of all remaining IRC traffic (i.e. in-channel) is perfectly legal.

    Actually I read the article, and he says that "99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is 'illegal.'" Which doesn't surprise me; all 60 of them are warez channels. But overall, this is a drop in the IRC ocean.

    There is far too much legal conversation going on that he completely ignored in this study, choosing to focus on the top 60 warez channels to the exclusion of all else. Is it any wonder he found what he found? If you go looking for warez, you're probably going to find warez.

    In other words, this is a bunch of lies, damn lies and statistics. I didn't even have to think hard about this one to realize it's a bunch of bullshit.

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    1. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the top 60 channels are all warez channels, that does tend to support his conclusions, doesn't it? What percentage of IRC traffic do the top 60 channels get?

    2. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by truedfx · · Score: 1

      If the top 60 are warez channels, that seems to support the claim :)

    3. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Cracell · · Score: 0, Troll

      no way, so chatting takes less bandwidth then downloading junk? no way, ya gotta be lying once again we see reports from idiots, about things they don't understand, feels kinda like Washington

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    4. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Binaries (if you mean warez packaged in nicely formatted rars or isos) don't get sent over IRC. They use DCC.

    5. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're network has 100,000 people, and 25,000 are in the top 60 channels, that still means you can have 75,000 people in other individually smaller channels.

      If the top 10 movies were all action movies, would someone try to claim nearly all movies are action movies?

    6. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by kaiser423 · · Score: 1

      Actually seems like a decent article and study. I would believe 99%, and he goes on to say that there are tons of legitimate uses. Especially in the top 60 channels. You aren't going to have hundreds of people in most of the chat channels because it's hard to chat with that many people! But you are in the warez channel since you need that many to be able to find any files! Seems about right to me.

    7. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Drakonite · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You'd need a study of how many channels are warez channels, or what percentage of users were in warez channels.

      Warez channels tend to be huge, so no surprise it'd be easy for them to make the top 60.. But what if there are 10 times as many legit channels, but they only average half as many users per channel. Now we've suddenly gone from 99% to 20%...

      On that same note you need to figure in how many users are being counted more than once by being in more than one warez channel. Perhaps it's different on other networks, but people that come into channels I op in that have warez channels in their whois list tend to have a dozen or more warez channels listed, while those in only legit channels usually have 3 or less.

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    8. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by neo_mushroom · · Score: 0

      "During the 36 hour monitoring period, four keywords were monitored: "Norton" "Symantec" "Jasc" "Microsoft" Norton and Symantec product anti-virus software and personal firewalls. Jasc produce the popular Paint Shop Pro paint package. Microsoft probably don't need introducing." This is a big study, but grammar like "Microsoft probably don't need introducing." still resides. *sings Stairway To Heaven* *Makes you wonder...* XD

    9. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by truedfx · · Score: 1

      My message wasn't a serious one, and I had hoped the message made that clear.

    10. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by darkain · · Score: 1

      who talks in warez channels tho? they are all a bunch of download bots, not actual conversations. personally, i'm more of the "OSS Developer" when it comes to my IRC usage.

    11. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by slashkitty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the files themselves are not transfered over IRC, then how are any of the discussions illegal? I the address off a copyrighted file illegal? Is discussion illegal? Is this reply to your message illegal?

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    12. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by jensen404 · · Score: 1

      It is hard to chat with hundreds or thousands of people in a single channel. Imagine if slashdot were IRC based....

    13. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by dcgaber · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the dude who wrote an o'reily book irc and piespy knows nothing about irc.

      I do think his methodology is flawed though. I am sure his stats also show that bots are the majority users of irc because they talk the most in those channels. But that does not mean that same % of all IRC conversations are from bots.

    14. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by roseblood · · Score: 2, Informative

      In addition to the parents arguments, when a 5mb binary is sent across the lines (typical song in mp3 format) it far outweighs the bandwith used by a 24 hour chat session. If most file swaps on IRC are unauthorised then I'll buy that statistic. If 99% of users on IRC are claimed to be doing illegal things, then I've got to call bullshit (totaly in agreement with the parent.)

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    15. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are measuring by bytes transfered then yes, 99% of the traffic is illegal, but that shouldnt come as a surprise when you're comparing text to movies/games/music etc.

      If instead you measure by "events" whereby one sent message is an event and one sent file (illegal) is an event, then the analysis really falls through when you start to consider the ammount of channel activity by all channels combined - not just the top 60.

      Gotta agree with the parent on this one.

    16. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 4, Insightful
      i think this persons "study" was just based on how many times someone said something that seemed to be "illegal" or "legal" based on keywords in what they have to say. of course, the top 60 channels are warez channels, because warez channels tend to be as large as possible (1000+ users). when is the last time youve had a conversation with 1000 of your closest friends?

      people just sit idle in warez channels, letting bots run, stuff like that. if this study used the smallest 60 channels, i think the results would be the opposite. its like judging the crime rate of the entire nation by taking the average of the largest several cities.

    17. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by crummynz · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Slashdot IRC, the server slashdots YOU!

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    18. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by gripped · · Score: 2
      No mention then of the thousands of botnets controlled via IRC.

      I see this as a far more nefarious use of the protocol than people swapping warez.

    19. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Coneasfast · · Score: 4, Informative

      They use DCC.

      nevertheless, you are still using IRC to search, even though the connection is direct and not over the server.

      what he probably wanted to say was
      "99% of all remaining IRC usage" rather than transfer

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    20. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by mark-t · · Score: 1
      So basically what you're saying is that going by bandwidth, sure 99% of all IRC traffic is illegal, but 99% of the remaining traffic is perfectly legit?

      Sorry... I can't help but laugh.

    21. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Cracell · · Score: 1

      o'reily books are sometimes great and sometimes suck, not dependable

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    22. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well smarty pants, file transfers aren't done over IRC but instead DCC.

    23. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Actually he said the largest 6 channels on each of the ten largest irc networks.
      If it'd been the TOP 60 channels from a list command it'd have been more like:
      #####!!!!111111sex
      ##########AAAAAA!all_first_timers
      #######1111000spankmymonkey ...

      at least that's what I remember from my irc days in the late 90's.

      Mycroft

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    24. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Klivian · · Score: 2, Funny

      And as we have come to know the last few years those OSS developers missuse other people precious IP, patents and tradesecrets on a large scale. Of course it's illegal:-)

    25. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Daleks · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is far too much legal conversation going on that he completely ignored in this study, choosing to focus on the top 60 warez channels to the exclusion of all else

      The remaining wonderful conversation is fully documented here.

    26. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      24 hour chat session? HAH! My entire IRC logs from 2004 for 3 channels (relatively low activity, but still) and mIRC status window and messages/query windows.. 12MB for roughly 24/7/52 connectivity. Sure, in big channels there's more activity of course, but in a moderately sized channel, you could still have a 7 day chat session end up less than 5mb.

    27. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by DarkMantle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just remember, 84% of all statistics are made up. But only 62% of the population knows this. ;-)

      But seriously, you can make statistics say anything. apparently 85% of grads at the college I went to get jobs in thier field. Unfortunatly I keep in touch with about 20% of my graduating class. (10-12 ppl) and 3 of us are programming professionally.

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    28. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Nelson · · Score: 1

      Isn't conspiracy to steal copyrighted materials also a crime?

    29. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by whitis · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, this is an extreme example of how NOT to conduct a study. He started by chosing the 60 most popular channels - by definition they were not typical. There are 50,000 channels on undernet alone with an average of about 3 users each. Then he chose 4 keywords that are likely to be used much more for warez than legitimate conversation. The results would have been very different if the channels and keywords had been chosen randomly. Of course, if he had chosen a small number of keywords randomly, the results would probably have been 0.00% illegal traffic since the vast majority of the words used on IRC don't name products that are pirated, so the approach of examining the relative rates of legal and illegal use of particular keywords is itself flawed even if your choice of keywords isn't. Relative frequency of many different keywords in some cases could give some clues though there are statistical problems with this. "ROFLMAO" is more likely to be found in legitimate messages whereas "systemworks" is more likely to be found in piracy or SPAM (though it can occur in many legitimate contexts as well). A bayesian filter that looked at ALL keywords could have been used to separate the legal from illegal traffic after extensive training and used to extend the study over more messages and channels than could be done by hand.

      And of course, his statistics (or even much better ones) won't tell you if, for example, 37% of the bots offering downloads are run by BSA, RIAA, and MPAA so they can collect IP addresses of pirates and 87% of the download requests are dummy requests they generate to make it look like everyone is doing it (to make it look like it is safe to download so they can entrap people as well as inflating statistics they can trot out later).

    30. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1
      <warez ninja> I put on my robe and illegally downloaded wizard hat.
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    31. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by mejesster · · Score: 1

      The writer of the study doesn't claim to be doing a comprehensive study of all IRC traffic. He's simply trying to get the "outsider's view" by checking out the most popular and populous parts of the network as a whole. If you actually RTFA, you would have seen that he DOES think IRC is a very wonderful thing, just that it has its downsides.

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    32. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by dissy · · Score: 1

      Exactly

      Just like 99.9% of all warez websites traffic is illegal, doesnt pertain much to how much web traffic is.

      99.9% of warez ftp site traffic is illegal. Doesnt pertain at all to ftp in general.

      99.9% of warez p2p traffic is.. er.. nevermind that one :P
      But my point remains valid!

    33. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by dasunt · · Score: 4, Funny

      i think this persons "study" was just based on how many times someone said something that seemed to be "illegal" or "legal" based on keywords in what they have to say.

      Well, with names like #nethack, of course the channel is devoted to illegal activities. ;)

    34. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny
      In related news, 99.9% of email traffic was found to be used for illegal purposes. This was found after I registered my email address with the largest 60 mailing lists on the World Wide Web.

      It is reasonable to assume that smaller mailing lists and one-on-one email communications will not contain a significant number of users, so I did not bother to include them in my study.

    35. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by xQx · · Score: 1

      HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      I remember going through ALL those damn channels when I was 16 to try to find porn.

      Now all I need is #asp.

    36. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are binary transfers actually considered IRC traffic? Seems to me that DCC is a different protocol, and doesn't go through the IRC servers.

    37. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Slashdot IRC the GNAA bot floods YOU!

    38. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by arose · · Score: 4, Funny

      Psst, I know where to get some Debian isos, copyrighted Debian isos, want to download them?

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    39. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      is talking about a conpiracy to break copyright laws also a crime?

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    40. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by krymsin01 · · Score: 1
      binary file transfers themselves
      Which occur via DCC; which, while initiated over an irc server, does not actually take place on IRC. Its a direct peer-to-peer transfer.
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    41. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      *ts like judging the crime rate of the entire nation by taking the average of the largest several cities.*

      well. if 90% of people live in the largest cities.. would it be that wrong? the 10% not living in the cities wouldn't contribute that much anyways to the stats..

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    42. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      files swapped in irc are DCC, and the chat server takes no part in it, and doesn't log the transfer.

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    43. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by teece · · Score: 1

      But seriously, you can make statistics say anything.

      Actually, you can't. There is nothing wrong with statistics in general, or even this guy's stats. The problem is the guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He's taking a very specific, non-random sample, and fooling himself into thinking it is representative of the population as a whole. Thus, the only problem is in his boneheaded interpretation of the completely valid statistics he actually has.

      I hate it when people rag on statistics -- statistics is not the problem: idiots that don't understand statistics are the problem.

      (Your little anecdote, not to pick on you, is also fundamentally flawed for any purpose other than measuring the rate of employment of your friends in the CSI field -- can't relate it to the general graduate population, as it is not a random sample of graduates. It's a problem very much like the problem the author of the study makes.)

      But your overall point, which seems to be not to trust statistics given to you, is correct, I would just much rather it was conveyed as: don't trust people who give you statistics unless you are confident they know what they are doing. The actual stats are rarely the problem.

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    44. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by neuph · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, you are using a service like Packetnews.com.

    45. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      In addition to the parents arguments, when a 5mb binary is sent across the lines...

      The "99.9%" figure doesn't refer to bandwidth, but the percentage of "conversations" involving some key words (Norton, Microsoft, ...) that were, in his judgement, illegal. However, I think most of these "conversations" are from robots, and also the mere choice of such words precludes discussions that aren't illegal but are on other subjects -- it may be true that most of the time the word "Microsoft" comes up it's someone offering or asking for a download. If he'd searched for, say, "Iraq", the answer would have been different. Basically, he just collected text on a few dozen channels for a few hours, grepped for a few words and that was it.

    46. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "99% of all remaining IRC usage" rather than transfer

      He wouldn't get much clickthrough if he said that. I am sure he counted bots as people. How else to generate flawed statistics?

      "100% of advertising clickthrough revenue is used to fund free software at jibble.org"

    47. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by AndyL · · Score: 1

      No, but they might try to claim that nearly all ticket sales were to action movies.

    48. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by kgbspy · · Score: 1

      They have porn in #asp now? What is this world coming to?!

      (actually, sounds like all those weeks spent trawling for porn in #python were wasted...)

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    49. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a simple fallacy: confusing the largest portion with a greater-than-half portion (it doesn't help that the dictionary definition for simple majority includes both*). This often pisses voters off in politics---ex, some guy gets into office with 45% of votes, because 30% of votes went to someone else, and 25% of votes went to a third person.

      * = I'd love to know what "official" definitions of this term exist. Some Googling seemed to show that both *definitions* are used by voting systems.

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    50. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, that's precisely why it's flawed.

      Even if you assume that those 10 channels has 1000 users each, that's 10000 users doing illegal stuff. Well, that's a spit in the bucket. If you list the channels on, say, Quakenet, there are an order of magnitude more _channels_ than those 10000 users.

      The study is also flawed from the start because any channel that big is mostly just populated by bots. How do those count as users, it's beyond me.

      And it's useless for anything _but_ binary transfers. Try having a conversation with more than 100 people in a channel, and it already is impossible. With 1000 it's simply out of the question.

      So such big channels are if anything the _least_ representative of IRC, _and_ a minority of users. A study based on them is plain old bogus.

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    51. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the big channels are least representetive of irc as a _chat_ platform.

      but by no means are they not representing pretty accurately what single purpose is most of the irc networks used for.

      almost ALL small networks are purely about filesharing, too.

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    52. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      The analysis is flawed though. What he proved was in a 36 hour period 99.9% of IRC Traffic in the "top 60" channels relating to 4 keywords he chose was "illegal" according to laws in his area.

      1. We'll let him use 36 hours as enough time though a longer time frame should have been used.

      2. He choose 4 keywords. If he chose bacon aardvark, pistacchio, and nutmeg. He might have come up with a different conclusion (or not).

      3. He didn't relate keyword traffic to overall traffic of the channels. If an entire channel is dedicated to cancer research, and one person asks about a cracked version of Norton, that does not make the channel a warez haven since 100% of keyword traffic was illegal.

      4. "Top 60" channel traffic compared to all of IRC traffic.

      5. IRC is available to those outside his current area, and some of those people may not be violating any laws.

      6. Where did he do any research on trojans at all.

      7. How did he determine traffic? byte, msg, etc.

      A ton of other stuff, but those were the main points.

      Side note:
      Jasc? Come on, at least use Adobe for a keyword. If he wanted Jasc at least he could have used the phrase Paint Shop Pro or maybe PSP. I'm suprised he got as many hits as he did. I've never seen or heard anyone ever mention Jasc itself except him and Jasc.

    53. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      his percentage is only calculated by counting 4 keywords in the channel. It really has nothing to do with the amount of traffic or even the amount of chat going on, just when those words are mentioned.

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    54. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      That's really funny, because I use some variant of microsoft all the time on irc and I wouldn't take their software if Bill Gates signed it and handed it to me personally.

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    55. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by litghost · · Score: 2, Informative

      The term would be most accurately a "Simple Majority" For other majorities see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majority

    56. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, my whole point was that those are the _least_ representative of IRC as a _chat_ platform. We're talking about channels (A) not used to chat, (B) not usable for chat even if you wanted to, because as chat with 1000 people simultaneously would just scroll your screen faster than "ls -R /" (or "dir /s c:\" in Windows), and (C) mostly populated by bots anyway.

      Now maybe they still would be somehow representative if it weren't for point C above. I don't know by what criterion a channel with 1000 bots is representative of (far more) people actually chatting in the normal channels. If anything, the bots are a creative (ab)use of the IRC protocol, rather than IRC as a _chat_ platform.

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    57. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      actually the irc server could log the transfer, as to send you a file I send you my IP, a port for you to connect to, the file name and a size of the file

      this wouldn't be logged towards IRC bandwidth usage, logged for other reasons (riaa/mpaa should run a few IRC servers? :)

    58. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by iwan-nl · · Score: 1

      99.9% of irc usage would be illegal if there was a law banning totally pointless conversations.

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    59. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like somebody didn't RTFA.

    60. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here

    61. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Sure - if I buy DRMed music and record companies conspire to make it unusable in future, I hope someone goes down for stealing copyrighted materials that were rightly in my possession.

      On the other hand, IRC dudes are only guilty of copyright infringement, which is far less serious than theft. Ever heard anyone busted for making a single copy of an $200 program? Try to steal the same amount from a store, and you are likely to go to jail.

    62. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Squalish · · Score: 2, Informative

      The term is a Plurality, as in, the most votes in a 3+ person election.

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    63. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention all the huge channels populated by a few thousand ddos drones and one kid who controls them all, which must also classify as illegal activity.

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    64. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Is being able to dyanically misinterpret statistics to say anything you want really that different from making statistics actually say things? The end result is the same, and the process (lying and oversimplifying) is also roughly identical. As a chemist, I personally consider any sample group smaller than 6.02e23 to be too small to give any kind of reliable data anyhow...

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    65. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      I wonder what he would find if he was to analyze HTTP or FTP traffic? Probably the same damn thing.

      The other thing he mentions is he "joined the six largest channels on each IRC network". WTF? Does he realize there are more than 10 IRC networks "Worldwide"? Also, he claims to "spend most of his time" on freenode. The 6 largest groups there are:

      #gentoo 550 users
      #debian 447 users
      #php 265 users
      #fedora 230 users
      ##linux 206 users
      #perl 203 users

      Where is the author going on freenode when he is "spending most of his time?".

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    66. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speak for yourself, I encode them in UUE and paste them in the channel. Much easier that way.

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    67. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which tells me that the author was someone that knows very little about IRC.

      on undernet there are at least 2000 channels going at any one moment, 60 out of 2000?? that's a very tiny segment.

      how do you pick top? number of people in there at that moment? alphabetical listing?

      or did the author do real research and find out what the top channels really were?

      I am betting that they did not do the research and decided what was a top channel at that moment by number of people and only on one net.

    68. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure you'd like to point us out how is "IRC usage" illegal? You're not trading on the IRC server itself files. The thing most warez servers are doing is to dump their traffic log via a (ro)bot to the specific irc channel. I don't see how's that illegal. Sure it generates more IRC traffic than any other channels, except for example trivia ones, but it's not illegal in any ways.

      It can breach the IRC network's terms of usage where "warez" channels are prohibited, but breaking those rules are not a crime just an offense which can result in the removal of your priviledges to use that given server/network.

      On a sidenote i would mention that downloading music or mp3 in my country is PERFECTLY legal, if you're downloading it for home usage, as, not making replicas of it on cd etc. The one who commits the crime here is the uploader. There is one exception though, software, where if you download pirated software you can be accused of breaking the law. I just wanted to point out that IRC is international and not only US law applies to it.

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    69. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Notice he said "steal". Steal vs. infringe debate notwithstanding, steal implies taking something without permission. Can you steal a straw from McDonalds, a mall directory, an AOL trial CD*, complimentary coffee, and so forth?

      *The physical CD-ROM as well as the ISO upon it.

    70. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

      if this study used the smallest 60 channels

      You must mean the ones that have one aol'er who says, "invite ppl and u will get ops!!!1"

    71. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by arose · · Score: 1

      If all he has is a link he can't know if it's permited or not?

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    72. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by northcat · · Score: 1

      its like judging the crime rate of the entire nation by taking the average of the largest several cities.

      More like, judging the crime rate of an entire nation by taking the average of the largest several Mafias. It's surprising that 100 % was not illegal. So, even in warez channels. 0.1 % of the traffic is legal! BTW, the number of users is not the only factor in determining the biggest IRC channel. [Please note that I'm not comparing IRC to mafia]

    73. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by ajs · · Score: 1

      At work, I use IRC for communication with co-workers and our NOC for anything that needs to be real-time and cannot be done over third-party networks (e.g. IM). The ability to control the medium directly (running a server) secure it to a reasonable degree (passowrd protection, SSL, etc) make it the ideal transport for important real-time communication. As a result we almost never use "bridge" or "conference" calling, and stay in close touch with everything that's being done.

      At home, I use IRC for open source development, social exchanges, etc.

      So this article surprised me until I realized that it was not measuring connections, server-side commands or any other sort of reasonable metric. It was, instead, measuring byte-count. Well duh. If the "illegal" (and I'd like to know how THAT is determined) communications are all binary transfers of large software images and the "legal" exchanges are all hand-typed text, then of course a byte-count comparison will show that binary transfers are, in fact, large.

      Sadly, this will likely become the sound bite that everyone hears about IRC for the next 10 years, and this guy will get a fair amount of money from talk show appearances about "Internet hackers colluding over chat channels like terrorist scum".

      Sigh.

    74. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Ryokos_boytoy · · Score: 1

      "Internet hackers colluding over chat channels like terrorist scum"

      You can't say the 99% of irc usage is illegal but you could say that 99% of internet assclowns use irc for their activities. Every zombie I have seen used irc to control it. I bailed on irc years ago. The constant splits and attacks made it useless.

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    75. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by paranerd · · Score: 1
      Supernatural things do not exist by definition -- if it exists it's natural.


      Britney Spears exists; and she's not natural.
    76. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DCC is part of the IRC RFC. RTFM.

    77. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      at least that's what I remember from my irc days in the late 90's.

      You kept using IRC into the late 90s? By then the IRC kiddies must have been calling you "Gramps".

    78. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a connection to a bot run by a third party bot which provides an outside connection to a download.

      By your logic, Google is illegal.

    79. Re:IRC analysis fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a lot of illegal activities that do happen on IRC. For example take a look at this

      http://groups-beta.google.com/group/news.admin.n et -abuse.email/browse_thread/thread/06e3b3c64ce89956

      This is a known spam gang that runs thier base of operations on the EFNET IRC channel called #spam

      They openly discuss spamming techniques, trade programs to spam people, and sell bullet proof hosting and mail servers they can spam from.

      It is people like this that give IRC a bad name
      I would recommend that everyone go to #spam on the EFNET and tell them how wrong it is to spam and what you think of thier spam.

      It is time for people like this to be put in jail and stop giving IRC a bad name.

  2. IRC by irokitt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, IRC, where men are men, women are men, and 14-year old girls are FBI agents.

    Yeah, I buy 99%, although the last time I logged on it was for help with my Slackware box.

    If nothing else, IRC has given us bash.org.

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    1. Re:IRC by stealth24 · · Score: 1

      God bless Bash, man. You can always find some good nerd humor there.

    2. Re:IRC by spac3manspiff · · Score: 3, Funny

      14-year old girls are FBI agents.

      Not all are sent from the FBI. Some men act like 14-year girls just for help in #windows.

    3. Re:IRC by Jorkapp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last time I logged on to IRC (network: irc.gamesurge.net) was to chat with the populace in #gamesurge, as well as to have a battledice match in #battledice. Nothing illegal there.

      For the slashdot populace:
      [KBC] brb, i think i heard a girl say "desperate" about 3 miles away

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    4. Re:IRC by qqtortqq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've hung out in the same room probably since 97 or so, and have gotten pretty close with some of the people who have been there as long as I. Its a linux room, so theres not warez trading, just good conversation, a few lunatics, and some canadians. irc.geeksanon.ca #alt.linux if you want to check it out.

    5. Re:IRC by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      last time I logged on it was for help with my Slackware box.

      Those FBI agents use Slackware? Cool.

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    6. Re:IRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really AM a girl that ircs but I am also fat and ugly. Go figure.

    7. Re:IRC by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I buy 99%, although the last time I logged on it was for help with my Slackware box.
      Ah, but Slackware is linux, which according to SCO is their stolen IP (yes, they are in the process of trying to steal it). More evidence of criminality on IRC.
    8. Re:IRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I met my fiancée on IRC. Actually, she was a 15 year old girl then (and I was a 16 year old guy, who woulda thunk it) but that was 5 years ago. And before anyone makes a retarded comment, yeah, I've met her face-to-face (otherwise engagement would be rather moronic, wouldn't it?) and have proof that she's female. At any rate, I know this goes contrary to all belief about Slashdot readers, IRC users, and Geeks in general, but them's the breaks.

    9. Re:IRC by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      I've hung out in the same room probably since 97 or so


      Go outside then! And get a shower, too.
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      Free as in mason.
    10. Re:IRC by jedrek · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit. No one who's been on IRC more than a couple of weeks would ever call a channel a "room".

  3. Portrayed by the media? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    By and large, the media has never heard of IRC.

    1. Re:Portrayed by the media? by writermike · · Score: 4, Funny

      By and large, the media has never heard of IRC.

      No kidding. Mention this to someone who has been on the Internet a few times and they're liking to say:

      "I recall correctly?"

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    2. Re:Portrayed by the media? by vettemph · · Score: 1

      And we would like to keep it that way.

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    3. Re:Portrayed by the media? by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      Just keep the media away from usenet and I'm happy.

    4. Re:Portrayed by the media? by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 1

      Oh Please yes let's keep it that way. Last haven for the geek to hang out. Let the little kiddies have there AOL IM and Yahoo Messenger. I'll stick to IRC hangin out with my fellow programmers in channels like #blendercoders and #planeshift. Course I'm like the guy who wrote the article I'm mostly on Freenode.

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    5. Re:Portrayed by the media? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the joys of running your own server/network. It's nice having a place for my friends and I to hang out without the worry of random shitheads. Of course, I'm a corrupt netadmin who G:Lines entire TLDs for a few annoying people and would G:Line a second-level domain for a single pain in the ass.

    6. Re:Portrayed by the media? by M0KUJ1N · · Score: 1

      actually for years I thought "IIRC" stood for "In IRC". Obviously a mis-spent youth on my part ;)

  4. IRC is great! by vandalman · · Score: 1

    I hope to be the first, and I know I'm not the last. IRC is GREAT for talking to people. The best Linux help I've gotten is from IRC

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    1. Re:IRC is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't you know that Linux is subversive and soon to be illegal technology used by terrorists and copyright abusers?

      Careful, you'd better not use IRC either because someone did something illegal with it.

      Oh and don't use the postal system either because you too might also be sending anthrax. So since the postal system can be used for illegal means, it should be outlawed too.

      Actually you're best off going and living in a cave...

      Oh wait no terrorists do that, that's illegal too now isn't it?

      Here's a better idea, write your government official and tell them to pull their head out of their ass.

      Or shoot em, that too cause I mean if you use Linux you're probably a terrorist, or at least they'll brand you as one so you might as well start taking pot shots at reps anyways. You can start with Orrin Hatch cause I'm sure given the opportunity he'd shoot a tree hugging, terrorist, commie, bastard like you anyways.

      Remember kids, if all you do is sit back and watch, they really will outlaw Linux, just after P2P.

    2. Re:IRC is great! by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have to agree with the parent. Some of the most insightful and helpful people I've met are on IRC at the randomest of hours.

      I've even found professional job headhunters online looking for talent in certain rooms. Thats pretty cool actually.

      I think IRC still retains a good deal of an entrance barrier (in the way of either knowing it exists or how to get on something that's not on the "internet explorer" (web)) and thus remains the grounds of the computer semi-skilled at the least.

    3. Re:IRC is great! by northcat · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't been to Freenode.

  5. Wow by chris09876 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...not that we should really be surprised. IRC has become less of a community with the chatrooms/instant messaging clients that exist now. In the past, it was a social activity. Now it's just a convenient way to trade warez :)

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break since its creation it was always a great way to trade warez

    2. Re:Wow by chris09876 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that was just a bonus :) It might be different for others, but gaim has replaced IRC for my means of online socializing

    3. Re:Wow by LilGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're so far off the mark... I've been chatting on irc for 8 years now... i've made some good friends, and i still continue to talk to them on a daily basis. As far as I can tell warez kidz are not even close to the majority of the irc population. It's like what one of the first posters said.. if you're looking for the warez, you'll find it, and you won't find much of anything else...

      so your viewpoint depends on what YOU use it for i guess..

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    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but gaim has replaced IRC for my means of online socializing.

      You just lost your geek cred for speaking such blasphemy. Opers, please issue an immediate K-Line.

  6. !find SCO by where_is_snacky · · Score: 0, Funny

    The reason 99.9% of IRC usage is illegal is because it's used by open source software developers.

  7. Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    99.9% is an entirely sensationalized number. It means nothing. If you actually read through, he's claiming 99.9% of the top 60 public channels on IRC are largely illegal behavior. That's not 99.9% of IRC. The warez related channels are large, and there are many people who use IRC just for that. But there are many people who actually use IRC for the purpose it was intended, to chat.

    I'm an oper on efnet, so I'm well aware of the fact illegal activity goes on on IRC. Depending on the illegal activity, we can and do take action. We regularly remove drone runners, hacked bots (drones or XDCC), spammers, and other malicious users. Do we actively pursue copyright infringers? Not generally. Besides the fact there's simply too many of them, they're generally not harming our network or each other so they're a low priority.

    Me? I use IRC for chat primarily, and most people I know do the same.

    1. Re:Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRC servers, like many other networks, probably would never get in trouble for copyright infringement of users just because they don't really have the means to stop such behavior and no oper knows the traffic going through the server. At least EFnet isn't supposed to be sniffing the traffic.

      So, here's my question. If EFnet or some other network decided to start actively hunting down copyright infringement, couldn't courts start to hold them responsible for the behavior of users on their network?

    2. Re:Not so by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      One also has to wonder what % of people on those channels
      generated the traffic in question. Was it just 5% of the
      thousands? 90%? My gut tells me the former is more likely
      right.

      Also don't forget there are smaller IRC nets dedicated to
      specific areas of interest and have nothing at all to to
      with warez or other illegal activities.

    3. Re:Not so by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ..and some of the most popular websites also revolve around illegal file sharing. it's not that surprising. irc works pretty well for that sort of thing and is traditionally used for it...

      anyhow.. the author knows it i'm sure.

      and most of the more public easy to get into warez rings seem to have scattered into other irc networks than the most popular 3. just take a look at networks + most popular channels listing . the most popular channels on other networks than quakenet, ircnet and efnet are pretty much all centered around warez.

      then of course there's networks that seem relatively free of this sort of thing, like freenode.

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    4. Re:Not so by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      You know you EFNET could get sued over that? Since you're clearly moderating the content (killing drones, hacked bots, etc) you loose common carrier status and if people are using your service for distirbuting copywritten material it opens yourself to a big fat lawsuit.

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    5. Re:Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might be a rather interesting concept.

      EFNet is made up of tens of servers, all operated by different companies across the world.

      Who would you sue?

    6. Re:Not so by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is that 86% of all statics are made up 97% of the time.

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    7. Re:Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common carriers filter all the time. Try getting a phone if you've been convicted of making bomb threats. Phone co's can filter if there is a trivial way to do the filtering where they don't have to a person listen in on the calls.

    8. Re:Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like saying ISPs should lose CC status for blocking SMTP from customer boxes. Not that I'm saying that's OK or anything.

      While we're on the subject, Napster should have migrated to a distributed model ASAP at the first shot from the RIAA, instead of trying to become iTunes so fast. The whole mess left a crappy precedent ...

    9. Re:Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My sources tell me that those figures you quote are only 79% accurate +/- 3.4%.

    10. Re:Not so by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      I've never used it for any purpose but chat. I have no idea how typical/atypical that is, but it's one data point. I do have a very hard time believing that it is only .1% though. That's a pretty extraordinary claim. It will take something much better than a study of 60 busy warez channels to convince me of it.

    11. Re:Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. First of all, EFNet is not an entity, rather a name for a community connecting servers that are sponsored by various companies and universities. Yes, to an extent, content is moderated. Drones are banned (and disinfected if possible) on a regular basis. File transfers are not initiated via IRC, they are initiated through DCC which creates a TCP connection between the two clients only -- not client -> server -> client.

    12. Re:Not so by Eivind · · Score: 1
      If you actually read through, he's claiming 99.9% of the top 60 public channels on IRC are largely illegal behavior.

      No. If you actually read the article he does not even claim this. What he claims is that if you join the top 6 channels on each of the top ten networks (not the same as the "top 60 channels"), log the "conversation" for 36 hours, grep this for "Microsoft", "Norton", "Jasc", "Symantec" then of the resulting lines of text, 99.9% will appear to be warez-trafficking. (i.e. only 0.1% of those lines are people legitimately discussing these companies/software.

      This is no analysis of IRC. It's not even an analysis of the top channels in IRC. It's only an analysis of 6 words used on the top 6 channels in the top 10 networks.

      With similar research you could prove that there is no warez on irc:

      • Join 60 medium-large channels on IRC. (say from the middle of the channel-list when sorted by users)
      • Log for 36 hours.
      • grep for "hello", "perhaps", "linux", "stupid"
      • Manually ascertain what percentage of those lines appear to be about warez and what percentage appears to be normal chat.

      It doesn't take a genius to see that the result would be rather different. This is just an example that when you're allowed to freely choose your parameters, you'll arrive at whatever conclusion you set out to "proove".

    13. Re:Not so by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Getting rid of rogue programs and troublemakers is not the same as moderating content. For example, if Comcast tech support walks me through the steps to get rid of some spyware on my computer that's screwing with their network, are they actively monitoring "content?" No, they're fixing a technical problem.

    14. Re:Not so by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      Bah, I know those sources, and I have found that they are only 43.731% reliable 21% of the time, 23% on weekdays ending with -day and beginning with mon-, and 22.98% on Tuesdays. However, 12% of the times you ask them again, 42% of the 64% previously mentioned change their mind, leading to a 3.7% drop in accuracy of the 33% that give 22% of the wrong answers.

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    15. Re:Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You represent the dregs of Western civilization. If I were you, I'd don clogs in Seoul and sprint north across the 38th parallel.

  8. Yes! by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

    Next question please.

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  9. bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    99.9%??? come on...

    I've used IRC for so many purposes I couldn't even begin to list them all. None of them were illegal.

  10. by gosh! by antiphoton · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm a bit short on cash, i'll just download your book (linked from the article) from IRC.

  11. Nice reading there, CowboyNeal by Turmio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His conclusions are quite alarming, suggesting that 99.9% of IRC usage is illegal

    From TFA: Based on those keywords being monitored, 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is "illegal".

    Clearly, (all) IRC usage != IRC traffic to the top 60 channels.

  12. Allow me to quote from bash.org by TheRealSlimShady · · Score: 4, Funny

    IRC is just multiplayer notepad...

    1. Re:Allow me to quote from bash.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice quote, but (in all seriousness):

      Multiplayer notepad is Moon Edit (Windows & Linux) or SubEthaEdit (OS X).

    2. Re:Allow me to quote from bash.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I refuse to download anything from an indexen...
      bastardization of the english language again...

    3. Re:Allow me to quote from bash.org by zoloto · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Allow me to quote from bash.org by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      I think this one is the most accurate.

  13. I'm sorry, but by captnitro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Duh?

    Most people use IM now, so there's less need for the casual user to read the following:

    captnitro: hey whats goin on
    ice8229: no fuck that
    captnitro: what?
    peebles: your mother is a whore, you know it
    ice8229: i'm not going to buy a goddamn program just to rip
    ice8229: anybody know of an open one?
    fisher0: i kno cuz i fuckerd her d00d
    captnitro: what the hell is going on here?
    adbot: MP3Z MOVIEZ WAREZ BAGELZ go to 62.182.100.10
    binaryman: 1000100011110101
    captnitro: huh?
    binaryman: 1001111010111110
    sharky: get out n00b
    fisher0: i am not a virgin i so fskced her! in the ears
    pornking: anybody want to cyber?
    10yearold: yes

    Clearly the domain of kings.

    1. Re:I'm sorry, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    2. Re:I'm sorry, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed so hard, I nearly farted. Thank god the office is empty.

    3. Re:I'm sorry, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yes, but let's not go getting all high and mighty. You're on slashdot, bub. Just set it to -1 and you'll see things much worse than that.

    4. Re:I'm sorry, but by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      I usually make it a point not to use these 3 letters succesivly but shit, lol.

    5. Re:I'm sorry, but by cornjones · · Score: 1

      that was great! thx

    6. Re:I'm sorry, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember irc looking like this.

      1337neo911: i need crack for _________
      1337haxor: i will send you it.

      rename netbus.exe to _________
      Sending _________ dcc

    7. Re:I'm sorry, but by Sirch · · Score: 1

      Man, bagels by IRC? I for one welcome that flavor of copyright infringement...

  14. Bad analysis by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He goes searching for warez (using four keywords related to popular software) and when he finds it he declares 99.9% of IRC usage is illegal? What about the linux support, gaming forums, etc... and there have to still be people that use IRC for plain old chat. I think these numbers are a bit misleading.

    1. Re:Bad analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      Isn't this like saying the vast majority of email is illegal?

      Spam makes up much of email traffic, even most of internet traffic in general. Spam usually violates (badly) regulated anti-spam laws, involves pr0n promos (violates many local laws), prescription drugs imported (pretty sure that's illegal via trademark infringement alone per a Supreme Court case but likely violates other laws) or without seeing a doctor (usually considered illegal), promotion of adultery (many times illegal, no one cares that much about meeting some 36d woman whose husband works midnights), OEM software (EULA violation), pirating sites (copyright violation), phishing schemes, banking schemes to Nigeria, false mortgages, etc. etc.

      But most people would not consider email bad such that government regulation of email itself was necessary (i.e. email licensing, a little different than regulating email i.e. anti-spam) or the email in its entirety should be made illegal.

  15. Whats new? by Shkuey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What internet protocol doesnt have a high percentage of illegal activity? HTTP to get to the warez sites, FTP to download from them, IRC to get them off other jackasses, SMTP to send unsolicited e-mail. P2P "protocols" ... Too many idiots are out here in cyberspace.

    1. Re:Whats new? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      FSP doesn't seem to have as much warez as in years past.

    2. Re:Whats new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bittorrent!
      -r

  16. Ads and spams by dj245 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Skimming the article, obviously he counted Fserve ads and Xdcc ads. Each one of these, one every ten minutes or so, ads up most mightilly, but does not necesarrily mean that people are more interested in them by the huge margin that he comes up with (although I do think they do account for more). Just because I have a script that says "Free windows XP Pro Corp, Jasc, Norton systemworks type !DJ245" every 600 seconds doesn't mean that it is accounting for the vast majority of use of IRC. Traffic, probably. Bandwidth, most likely. But hours of time spend in front of a keyboard using IRC- most definitely not.

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  17. Distributed.net by StarWreck · · Score: 1

    Last time I used IRC was to chat in the Distributed.net channel. Of course that was when I still used the built in IRC client in Mozilla before I switched to Firefox.

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  18. In other news... by Pizaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This just in over the wires, everywhere is reporting that planet Earth is a haven for illegal activities. Without exception, in every town of every province of every country, earthlings are violating (where applicable)local, state and federal laws. In conclusion, people cannot be trusted and Martial Law must be declared!

    O' Big Brother, where art thou?

    1. Re:In other news... by a1ok · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if all of Earth is in violation, did you mean Martian law? ;)

    2. Re:In other news... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Damn, I thought you said "Martian Law" ;-P

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    3. Re:In other news... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      You forgot something. Everyone's violating laws, but you're not really supposed to be arrested for it. Unless they can get political advantage by arresting you. You can't rule a nation of law-abiding citizens.

      "I believe that you have an old-fashioned idea about law, Miss Taggart. Why speak of rigid, unbreakable laws? Our modern laws are elastic and open to interpretation according to . . . circumstances." --Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, book 2, chapter 8.

    4. Re:In other news... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      O' Big Brother, where art thou?

      Behind you :)

      SB
      sorry, a mind control laser made me do it

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    5. Re:In other news... by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      Uh.... Sparks? Can I marry people?

  19. Misleading 99% Figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This statistic is misleading, and the article mentions the real statistic: 99% of traffic in the Top 60 Channels of the Most Popular Servers On IRC is related to illegal activities.

    There's an important difference between that, and what's written on Slashdot.

    If I were pedantic, I'd also mention that it isn't illegal to discuss illegal activities, but we all know that's just a semantic diatribe waiting to start.

    1. Re:Misleading 99% Figure by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      It's not even that. This is some of the worst methodology I've ever seen, particularly from someone who claims to be an IRC supporter.

      What he found was that, in the top 60 channels, 99.9% of occurances of four carefully-selected keywords were in an "illegal" context. Those keywords -- "Norton", "Symantec", "Jasc", and "Microsoft" -- don't exactly make up the bulk of normal people's conversation. Indeed, of the four, "Microsoft" is the only one I'd personally expect to come up in anything but a piracy context, anywhere but on channels specifically devoted to PC help; and rarely at that.

      His characterization of this as "99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is 'illegal'" isn't even close to being sensible or justifiable from the data he collected.

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  20. I would be inclined to say by LilGuy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    stfu you stupid noob.

    That has to be the most ridiculous article i've seen posted in recent weeks or months for that matter.

    99.9 percent huh?

    go back to aol.. >:(

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  21. ah, sensationalism by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot - the geek's Weekly World News!

    Max

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    1. Re:ah, sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up...absolutely, 100% dead-on.

  22. Comments on his statistics by Raindance · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is interesting, if not completely scientific.

    First of all, the author asserts, "Based on [statistics extrapolated from the arbitrary] keywords being monitored, 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is "illegal"

    Which is arbitrary but interesting. I bet he might get different statistics if he monitored keywords unrelated to popular software programs. Or if non "top 60 channels" were monitored. Or if some more specific traffic-based analysis was carried out (cut messages by bots, etc).

    Secondly, and this is a place where he doesn't go, is IRC an encourager of illegal activity or just an outlet for it (i.e. if all IRC servers quit today, would all the illegal activity just shift to other parts of the 'net?)-- it's probably somewhere in the middle, but where, exactly? In other words, what does his study imply?

    I'd love to see more analysis on this.

    1. Re:Comments on his statistics by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah, they would switch. to something that's almost the same. if you look at some of the networks though, it's almost certain that some of the smaller one's don't mind the warez at all.

      hell, direct connect program and servers are ALMOST "irc-warez-made-easy".

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    2. Re:Comments on his statistics by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Just a personal anecdote here, but back in earlier times I used to spend a fair bit of time in the warez channels getting appz and gamez. I buy everything nowadays, but whatever, back then I needed my warez. Then one day there was some big crackdown, by the BSA I think, and we heard that over 100 people got arrested. In a wave of terror, almost all the good fserve bots got taken down within minutes of hearing the news, and within hours you could barely find anything at all. At the time we figured it would only be a matter of time till things came back, so we weren't too worried. But I sat there for a couple weeks wondering where I could get my fix, as I'd given up on warez on the web long before that. Too much bullshit and hassle involved. I don't recall that there were P2P apps yet, there was just IRC and the web, and the web sucked for getting warez, probably still does.

      Nowadays, yeah I would have just switched to P2P, or rather, would have been using it already rather than IRC anyhow, as there's a bullshit-hassle factor in IRC warez as well, just less than on the web. With IRC you have you hang around waiting in the queues to get into the fserves so you can manually browse the files, manually download each file, and if it's many parts you probably have to re-enter the queue multiple times as the downloads progress, because there is often a limit on how many slots you can take up at a time. The bots that are listed in the article, those kind are much nicer as they are generally not serving 50 separate rar files. If the release actually is a bunch of rar files they are more often enclosed in a giant zip file, so those ones aren't too bad. But I liked fserves because you never knew what you'd find until you went into one and looked around, it was like being left in a huge mall with a platinum card. IRC was also an advertizing spot for ftp servers with warez on them, so it wasn't all DCC that you used during a visit to IRC-land.

      But P2P is much easier to search, and you've got lovely auto-resume and reconnect features, just place your order and forget about it for awhile, and every so often you've got some of your stuff you wanted. If the powers that be could break IRC and P2P at the same time, and if I still actually wanted to get warez (like I said, not for years now), I don't think I'd revert to the web, unless it's gotten better. I don't know what I would do in that position. Go without or start buying, I suppose.

      My first few years on IRC were actually spent in actual chat rooms actually chatting about actual topics that did not involve anything illegal. I didn't get into warez from the internet until after the www was invented. Didn't try IRC for warez until much later. Earlier warez were for the C64 on BBSs, but that's getting pretty off-topic.

    3. Re:Comments on his statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not actually that interesting, because it's so blatantly non-scientific.

      He decided that the "top" 60 channels were the 6 channels with the most users, in each of the 10 most popular networks.

      Where to begin with the problems with that?
      - "biggest 6 from each of the biggest 10" is very different from "the biggest 60"
      - I wouldn't define "top" as "most users"; I might define it as "most users active in a given hour", or "most (textually) active", or even "most /joins per unit time", but having 500 bots sitting on a channel does not a "top channel" make, in my book

      Plus there's the obvious sample bias. Taking only the "top" channels by number-of-users is like saying "Of the 'top' 60 vehicles leaving the city in the past month, 99.9% have been busses." Of course -- but that doesn't mean that 99.9% of people leaving the city did so on a bus. Busses are just naturally bigger, so if you only count the big ones, you get mostly busses. Duh.

  23. Phhht by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would guess that this would be true for traffic, since text obviously takes less bandwidth than warez. However, look at a network like irc.dynamix.com (was the Tribes game chat server, now it's that and far more), and none of the channels, not even the 100+ user ones, are used for file swapping. Of course, the same can't be said for the huge networks, and some of the shadier ones.

  24. Re:@ohyeah by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 1

    &thatsawrap

  25. Internal Development by chill · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where I work uses IRC for internal communications. Channels for support, engineering, sales, etc. We'd go nuts without it.

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    1. Re:Internal Development by tarmithius · · Score: 1

      Nice KoL reverence. I give you one million meat.

    2. Re:Internal Development by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Same here. We're a distributed/virtual firm with 150+ employees in over a dozen countries. IRC is essential to our operations. We use it for all of our weekly team meetings, among other things.

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    3. Re:Internal Development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, with Jabber.

    4. Re:Internal Development by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      We use an internally developed chat client (don't know if it uses IRC protocol or not) at my job, as well.

      Its nice for avoiding the time wasted in walking around and face to face, particularly for one-off questions ('where's lunch?', 'what was that sql query you said you were going to get me?', 'who's your daddy?'), as well as providing an outlet for stress ('hey - buzz Neebaum again...hehehehe', 'Don is a f*!#wad!', 'If that m*&#$Y comes over here to shoulder-surf one more time...so help me...'), and as an early warning system ('phb incoming!!!! scatter!!').

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  26. Free software??? by Monkey+Angst · · Score: 2, Funny
    You mean you can get free stuff on IRC? All those hours I wasted soliciting underage girls, I could have been downloading Paint Shop Pro?

    (Seriously, though... PSP is in the top four requests? Really?)

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    1. Re:Free software??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> (Seriously, though... PSP is in the top four requests? Really?)

      That's not hard for me to believe. PSP has a very easy to use interface, and featurewise you're getting about 75% of Photoshop.

      Also, this "article" is nothing but free advertising for the author. "Anonymous Coward", indeed. >_>

    2. Re:Free software??? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You mean you can get free stuff on IRC? All those hours I wasted soliciting underage girls, I could have been downloading Paint Shop Pro?

      Sure, but to create kiddie porn-a-likes instead of getting them to show off on webcam actually requires talent.

      (Note to self: Measure the time until a humorless AC will reply with "And how would you know that, eh?")

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  27. IRC is.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    a private place for friends to chat and idle. If wetake MSN for example the percentage of bandwidth going to file transfering is going to be massaive compared to text messages. Think of it this way.

    1 message = 1-10kb
    1 movie file = 900mb (30 minutes = 200 mb so I'm assuming a movie is about that)

    Now then, I have to sent 1024 messages to make 1/900 or 1/90 of that same thing. So any way you look at it, you will still end up with "broadband is faster then my fingers."

    IRC is just free speech in a free place, it can be abused just as any where else can. I'm sure theres alot of child pornography on IRC, but I'm also sure theres alot of it being handed to "clients" in McDonalds and coffee shops. It's how the world works, only it's hidden better in that case.

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    1. Re:IRC is.. by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      1-10 KB?

      IRC bandwidth usage is MUCH less than that, per line sent...

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  28. What a silly boy by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obviously any channel which has 1000 users on it isn't going to have much conversation going on. Unlike a cocktail party where 1000 people can congregate and have 200 different conversations simultaniously with 4-6 people per conversation, an irc channel with 1000 people is more like an auditorium where only a few people can talk at a time (usually one). This is hardly what you would call "chat".

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  29. This Guy's a Moron by osmodion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A search for words that are more likely than not connected to warez returns 99.9% illegal activity? I wonder what percentage of the word "dumbass" turns up something illegal...

  30. very questionable analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Quick summary: the author of the article monitored occurance of four keywords: "Norton", "Microsoft", "Symantec" and "Jasc" and found that over 99.9% of the contexts in which they were used referred to illegal file sharing.

    Among those who use IRC for other purposes (general chatting, collaboration), how many of them talk about the above companies? If the author had monitored the occurance of the words "linux" or even "c++" or "java" there would be many more "legal" contexts.

    I think the number 99.9% is worthless as a measurement.

  31. 99.9%... or not by minsk · · Score: 0

    From TFA: "Based on those keywords being monitored, 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is 'illegal'."

    How about: 99.9% of IRC traffic mentioning commercial software in channels dedicated to trading illegal software is related to trading illegal software.

    Largest number of users. Humans, fservs, or both? After a rigerous analysis I have discovered that file trading channels tend to (wait for it) have many file server bots...

    And the author could do with an introduction to use of IRC by viruses. Nothing like using Google, or even talking to the folks on each network that deal with the infections, before writing an article.

    When did Slashdot become a college newspaper?

    1. Re:99.9%... or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long has it been running?

  32. Possibly. by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But, then, 67.3% of all statistics are useless.


    99.9% of what? Alcoholics Anonymous' IRC meetings? The Linux channel? The Star Trek channel?


    Most of the other channels are sex lines. Sure, there's probably illegal stuff going on in some, but it's mostly people pretending to have a social life.


    99.9% of what's left, after you get rid of all that, is probably illegal. I'll accept that. It's just not a very useful figure, at that point.

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    1. Re:Possibly. by IsleOfView · · Score: 1

      I think you mean:

      27.4% of all statistics are completely made up.

    2. Re:Possibly. by deathazre · · Score: 1

      obviously you've never been on freenode.

      Nor zirc, which is my "home" (well, it's where my o:line is) -- we try to keep that crap off our network.

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    3. Re:Possibly. by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I hope you live in a different country than the usa then. Here by 'keeping most of that crap off our network' you likely increase the chances that you can be held liable for the ones that get through.
      The theory being that since you police your network to eleminate some types of material you are supporting anything you don't remove.
      Of course having the right arcane mumbo-jumbo, err I mean disclaimers and acceptable use policies, placed prominently you might be able to mitigate this.
      However IANAL and may not be accurate in my understanding so get a qualified lawyer if you want actual leagle advice which this isn't.

      Mycroft

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    4. Re:Possibly. by jd · · Score: 1

      41% of your post may or may not be true. Also, did you know that 50% of all married people in a heterosexual relationship are male?

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  33. thats only a few networks though. by leprkan · · Score: 1

    still, most of the piracy traffic is congested on several networks. I spend my time on gamesnet where 99.9% of the activity is legal. It's just a bunch of gamers scrimmaging, matching, idleing, and pertending like e-sports will ever get big :-P

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  34. ponder by phreakv6 · · Score: 1

    the IRC protocol does not permit two users to share the same nickname
    This line from the article made me laugh.Pondering over it which IM protocol supports this ?

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    1. Re:ponder by BarkerJr · · Score: 1

      ICQ

    2. Re:ponder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ICQ does allow you to have the same nickname as it does not track users by their nicknames but by a UID number.

    3. Re:ponder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  35. Entertainment. by vspazv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IRC also works as a great source of entertainment without being illegal as shown at http://bash.org/

  36. Clarification by xeniten · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think a clarification is in order. The author states that he monitored the top 60 channels and of those 60 99.9% of that traffic was illegal.

    "Conclusions Two rather surprising observations can be made from this ad-hoc analysis of the 60 largest IRC channels: Based on those keywords being monitored, 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is "illegal". Norton products are more popular than Microsoft products (perhaps IRC users have more need for virus scanners?)

    Which is definitely not the same as saying 99.9% of "all" irc traffic is illegal. Which the story leader tends to imply. As we know there's a whole lot more than 60 channels available and many of them engage in perfectly legal activities.

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    1. Re:Clarification by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Actually.. what is said is that 99.9% of the contexts in which 4 specific words (chosen no doubt because their frequency of appearance matches the same illegal/legal ratio of the english language as a whole) were "illegal contexts"

      Norton
      Microsoft
      Symantec
      Jasc

      The article is very misleading.

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    2. Re:Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Introduction:
      "I have always thought of IRC as a useful medium for communication, and even felt compelled to write an O'Reilly book on the topic ("IRC Hacks"). So it always gets me riled when journalists and news reporters persistently portray IRC as some kind of hacker's playground, where illegal software and and credit card numbers are used as a virtual currency. I set myself the mission of disproving this portrayal."

      Conclusion:
      "IRC is a big, dangerous city full of crime. I just happen to live with a bunch of people in one of the nice streets in the suburbs."

      Let's say each of the top 6 channels have 2000 users (including bots) for each IRC network, so that comes to 12000 users. Efnet right now has 102583 global users and QuakeNet has 146710 global users...

      "IRC is a big, dangerous city full of crime?" He went looking for illegal activity and he found it. Big deal.

  37. Has to be said by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ever been to bash? That's what IRC is, there just happens to be alot of warez servers out there too.

    http://bash.org/

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  38. what crap by POds · · Score: 1

    I've used IRC for years and whilst i have noticed some spam, i have never came cross anyone or anything illegal.

    Infact, the worst case of anything illegal going on was when my friends little brother chatted on MS net meeting, with the video confrence, dressed up with some fake boobs and got some elderly pervert to masturbate.

    I've only experienced dick heads on IRC. No doubt there is a lot of illegal stuff going on, but 99.9%? Get off it!

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    1. Re:what crap by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      then you're probably a) on a very small network or b) have not brought up the channel listing ever.

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  39. Look closer, there are those who just chat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll admit, from a distance IRC may seem like a gigantic warez breeding ground--and with sites like http://searchirc.com/ such channels are easy to find, but many of the IRC networks DO contain channels whose members don't distribute illegal material. I have such a channel, and all we do is idle--er, I mean chat most of the time.

    Networks operators need to take stronger initiatives to cleaner servers (those that care), or soon the mpaa and riaa may bite (and rip in half) them.

    1. Re:Look closer, there are those who just chat. by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Problem is if they (IRCOPS) start 'cleaning' up thier servers in some jurisdiction this makes them liable for EVERYTHING. Do nothing and at worst some of your users get in trouble for thier own stupidity/bad luck. Do anything and the first time someone gets caught doing something bad you go down as an accomplice or contributor or careless in the leagly liable meaning of the word.
      So if you're and IRCOP or simular already working on keeping the thing up and running which would you rather do: add on more work and risk jail time and fines, or stick to fixing net-splits, code glitches that op everyone, dealing with people chan-flooding, etc. ?

      Mycroft

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  40. 99.8% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Very correct, 99.9% is sensationalized and made up. With a sampling of 60 channels, either 1 channel could be non-warez and it would be 100% - 1/60 % = 99.833. . .% , or all would be warez related and it would 100%. This guy may want to use accurate math (not round up from 3) if he is doing a Ph.D. thesis.

    -Mr. Nit picky

  41. IRC builds community by nxtr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is everybody forgetting the instant help people get from IRC channels? Look around. You've got official IRC channels for almost every distro of Linux. Got a problem? Pop in and ask a question. There will almost always be someone there to help you.

    I idle on an IRC network where I've known the members for several years now. Yes, I will probably never meet them in real, but you have a sense of community. Is it illegal to have a sense of community?

    1. Re:IRC builds community by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I actually have the privilege of adminning 2 servers for a small community. IRC is perfect for certain purposes.

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  42. Too Bad by Spamicles · · Score: 1

    Too bad all the irc servers he has in his favorites are warez and porn. I mean 99.9%?!...could there be any other explanation?

  43. Hoky Carp! by GoClick · · Score: 1

    Wow we should ban IRC along with P2P aswell! Oh why not ban real time network communications too?

  44. This is not the channel you are looking for... by powerlinekid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IRC: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    Actually to be honest, I've taken to calling it the "wastelands". If there is something I want, its google first. Bittorrent second. Kazaa-lite third. If all that fails, then its IRC. Usually if I get to that point, I'd rather give up before treking through that sludge.

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    1. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually to be honest, I've taken to calling it the "wastelands". If there is something I want, its google first. Bittorrent second. Kazaa-lite third. If all that fails, then its IRC.

      What an odd juxtaposition. You are being honest with us about your dishonest ways?

    2. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by Lifthrasir · · Score: 1
      i'd much rather try IRC over kazaa. There are several web based XDCC/fserve search engines to find what you're after, and you're way less likely to get something with a backdoor/virus in it.

      IRC has people on it that know a bit more (maybe not much, but a bit) about computers than the average user of kazaa. I mean, open up kazaa and search for 'ntoskrnl.exe' or 'resume.doc' to see the number of idiots that have their whole drive shared.

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    3. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by kahanamoku · · Score: 1

      so, you're basically choosing to source your files from the LAST place that gets them?...

      i.e. Supplier -> Exclusive Distributor -> Dumps -> Curries -> IRC -> P2P -> Web

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    4. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

      Yup

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    5. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by dasunt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually to be honest, I've taken to calling it the "wastelands". If there is something I want, its google first. Bittorrent second. Kazaa-lite third. If all that fails, then its IRC. Usually if I get to that point, I'd rather give up before treking through that sludge.

      That's because you are warezing.

      Now, lets say you have an obscure question about a technical subject. Then the route tends to go TFM first, google second, and the appropropriate IRC channel third. (Always RTFM first, just to avoid pissing off the channel by asking the same damn questions over and over again).

    6. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you do realise that it might be because you only go to channels that a) are full of idiots looking for warez b) are full of idiots who don't even know how to find said warez.

      besides.. something like torrent needs a place to share .torrents.. for which is does pretty well anyways.

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    7. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Now, lets say you have an obscure question about a technical subject. Then the route tends to go TFM first, google second, and the appropropriate IRC channel third. (Always RTFM first, just to avoid pissing off the channel by asking the same damn questions over and over again).

      Here's my way of doing it

      1. Screw up
      2. Change settings and try again
      3. Screw it up even more
      4. Google for the #% error message
      5. Find solutions, but not to *my* problem
      6. Reset everything, try again
      7. Fail again
      8. Read TFM
      9. Try whatever the useless manual says
      10. Curse at the devs for not making a decent product nor documentation
      11. Google for a HOW-TO.
      12. Realize that the HOW-TO writers are as useless as the developers
      13. Meditate (being calm and relaxed help for #14)
      14. Join IRC and ask for help

      Kjella

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    8. Re:This is not the channel you are looking for... by babybird · · Score: 1

      Haha, thank you for that, especially numbers 4, 5 and 10-12.

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  45. Parallels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Illegal activity... and some Open Source too!

    Those are not parallel's I appreciate being drawn. What do you think 99.9% people who read that will have as a conclusion? It's almost as though this were a more indirect, intelligent way for Microsoft to frame up Open Source as "evil". Too bad they didn't think of this first...

  46. This article made me laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I disdain most chat applications, however I actually have to use IRC to communicate with co-workers several hundred feet away from me at work. It's actually very efficient, and it's the only thing I ever use it for.

  47. Interesting math... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually it's 99.9% of the "top 60 channels".

    Which leads one to wonder:

    how does one have .06th of a channel?

  48. Idling? by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you saying IRC is useful for something other than idling?

  49. Flawed Data Gathering Methods.... by FS1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    analysis, and conclusions. First off i will agree that most if not all of IRC traffic is illegal. Secondly i will note that monitoring four words in 6 channels on the top 10 IRC networks, is not a good sample to base conclusions on. I will also point out that most, if not all, of the really "illegal" channels are not on the big networks, and are rarely public. This Kazaa of places he found are just the tip of the iceberg. The IRC channels are really just a front for a much larger problem. Here's how it works: People run these IRC "warez" channels basically as recruiting places. They offer lots of content, but what they are really are looking for is suppliers. There is a sort of bartering system in place on IRC. If you have access to some unreleased item or can provide bandwidth you get recruited. Once you get recruited, you get showered in free stuff. As long as you keep producing, you keep getting. The bots are really just a bait tactic to recruit new people. Sure the bottom feeders like them, but that's really superfluous. I could go on to explain curriers, dumps, and ratios, but that's another discussion. During my younger days I often traveled in these dark underground arenas. Fortunately, I moved on. The point i'm trying to make is that most IRC traffic is illegal by volume, but IRC has plenty of other great uses. There is no real way to analyze the exact ratio or amount that is illegal.

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  50. No, it's a haven for many more wonderful things... by Bloodlent · · Score: 1

    Join IRC NOW and get... -Asshole ops! -Free(after enduring the nag) chat! -Channels of 100+ people with NO TALKING! DOWNLOAD NOW!

  51. Ban File Sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, frm the sound of this article and others like it, what the fuck do they want? Maybe ban all forms of file transfer? That certainly seems like what they expect (following their logic of course). Maybe we'll get a great new product from Microsoft that does just that. "we will control everything you download. If We don't think it's a picture or spam email, you will not get it"

    1. Re:Ban File Sharing by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      That would never work. If all forms of filesharing were banned, people would just post the binary source on forums.

  52. thx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank you so much for blowing up my spot CowboyNeal. if irc's gone..where-tf am i gonna get all my warez from?!?!?!

  53. This is a crap analysis by quantax · · Score: 1

    This entire study is flawed simply because the author is using math to justify his conclusion, but his variables are all meaningless and arbitrary.

    If he had instead wrote a simple script for his IRC client that would get a list of channels and randomly join say 10 of them with atleast say 10 people in them, then he could start citing numbers as his test cases would have been random, possibly. But the fact is, he completely ignores that the number of small channels is massively larger than the number of gigantic channels, and generally speaking in these smaller channels is where genuine conversation takes place.

    Try having a genuine conversation on a channel with 200 - 300 people, the chances are its like talking in a storm and your words are lost in the chaos. All the channels I personally go on have at maximum 50 - 80 people, but on average closer to 20, rarely in which all people are active. Out of all our interactions, only a small percentage of them would be deemed illegal. This 99.9% number might as well have been made up before the author even started the 'experiment', which was really not much of an experiment but more like fitting the test to match the desired results.

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  54. Word Analysis by tiny69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He monitored 60 channels for 36 hours for only 4 words - Norton, Symantec, Jasc, and Microsoft.

    He then determines that out of 10588 instances of those words, they were only used 10 times legally. Based on this, he concludes that 99.9% of all IRC traffic is illegal. But he doesn't define what is illegal (other then mention that he's monitoring for warez). He doesn't mention what percentage of these "key words" were in relation to the rest of the conversations. He also doesn't take into account what percentage of the traffic these 60 channels make up out of all of the IRC traffic.

    And this study was for his Ph.D. thesis. I really hope he fails. We don't need Ph.D's that come to wild conclusions based off of the poor analysis of data.

    As someone else mentioned, he went looking for warez and found it.

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    1. Re:Word Analysis by BigJStudd · · Score: 1

      If you know what school he is going to, why not forward this little page to his professor? I am sure he would be very interested to see this.

    2. Re:Word Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this study was for his Ph.D. thesis. I really hope he fails.

      You have got to be shitting me

    3. Re:Word Analysis by jkleid · · Score: 1

      "And this study was for his Ph.D. thesis. I really hope he fails."

      I didn't see it mentioned anywhere that he this particular analysis of IRC traffic was part of his thesis. The application used for gathering the data is part of his thesis, and it does look like the app is a legit project.

      "We don't need Ph.D's that come to wild conclusions based off of the poor analysis of data."

      Indeed.

    4. Re:Word Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We don't need Ph.D's that come to wild conclusions based off of the poor analysis of data.
      Haha, I think you mean we don't need more Ph.D's that come to wild conclusions based off of the poor analysis of data.
    5. Re:Word Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand, how mentioning some words might be illegal??? At least in countries with freedom of speech.

    6. Re:Word Analysis by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      We don't need Ph.D's that come to wild conclusions based off of the poor analysis of data.

      Agreed. Now, how do you account for Condeleeza Rice?

    7. Re:Word Analysis by M0KUJ1N · · Score: 1

      It looks like a social science PhD thesis and therefore is actually worth less than the paper it's printed on.

    8. Re:Word Analysis by Chris_Keene · · Score: 1
      And this study was for his Ph.D. thesis. I really hope he fails. We don't need Ph.D's that come to wild conclusions based off of the poor analysis of data.


      It doesn't have anything to do with his PHD (which according to his site was finished quite a while a go). the sentence from the top of the page is a quote that appears in his PHD.



      He knows his stuff, this was just a quick page, probably knocked up in a spare bit of time, never intended for a slashdot audience.


      from the site:
      "Based on those keywords being monitored, 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is "illegal"." he's not trying to say this concludes anything about irc in general, this quote is his conclusion, i.e. based on those keywords and those 60 channels is 'illegal' (and he puts illegal in quotes).


      Chris.

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  55. The old Napster by tepples · · Score: 2

    If the files themselves are not transfered over IRC, then how are any of the discussions illegal? I the address off a copyrighted file illegal?

    A&M Records v. Napster should help you find your own answer to that question.

    1. Re:The old Napster by Kvan · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference: Napster's servers held the list of files. This is not the case with IRC, where programs running on clients hold the file lists.

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    2. Re:The old Napster by jandrese · · Score: 1

      You're splitting hairs. Which way do you think the various *AA associations are going to look at it?

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    3. Re:The old Napster by Kvan · · Score: 1

      I have little doubt they'll shout that IRC is evil until they're blue in the face, but given that a sued IRC server operator is able to fight the suit in court, the question isn't what the *AA will say, but what the court will say. A reasonably competent jusdge should be able to see that it's different.

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  56. It's a sad sad day... by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    When a nice 44 year old gentleman helping a troubled 14 year old girl regain her self confidence is "illegal".

  57. I use IRC everyday at work by jchawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work as a systems engineer for a large internet service provider in western pa, and I use IRC everyday to chat to co-workers and other admins / engineers for various ISP's all around the country. Ever have a problem with a radius box that you're using to do dial-up authentication? IRC is just about the only place left that you can find people who'll know what the hell your talking about... It's a great place to bounce ideas off of other like-minded / like-employeed people. The other day for example I talked who just took over abuse duties for an ISP in Canada, shared some of my tips and tricks...

    So 99% of IRC traffic is bad? Maybe the bandwidth, because text doesn't use much at all... But I would argue there are many that are using it for legit purposes!

  58. Asian twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well not unless you count that time you accidentaly accepted the pictures of the under-age Asian twins with the sea-cow... But don't worry, I'm sure no one reads bash.org

  59. I use IRC by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    The only time I use it is irc.mozilla.org, and occasionally freenode, for #spamassassin, and #wordpress

    I contribute some to mozilla, so I'm there quite a bit...

    but other than that... IRC is just creepy these days.

  60. Grammar in other dialects of English by tepples · · Score: 1

    grammar like "Microsoft probably don't need introducing." still resides.

    In some dialects of the English language, the name of a corporation is considered a plural noun.

  61. Hi. by raehl · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm the RIAAlippy. It looks like you are able to block copyright infringers from your system. Would you like me to sue you?

    1. Re:Hi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      File transfers aren't done over IRC, but are done via DCC, client to client. There's no way to stop two users from transferring files via each other.

  62. One Four Letter Word: P O R N by SUB7IME · · Score: 1

    This guy was obviously doing all of the wrong searches. Last time I was on IRC, I tried to get help with my Linux box but somehow got a cyber-bj. It's a jungle in there!

  63. a place where the poppies grow by ImTheDarkcyde · · Score: 1

    how about slashnet?

  64. What about GameSurge? by BarkerJr · · Score: 1

    Gamesurge is #5 in the top 10 networks and has no illegal content at all. Don't they factor in or were they skipped over?

  65. NEWS FLASH by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    99.9% of IRC is silence. nada. idling.

    or in my case, a handful of friends (i talk to the same people on irc i did 10 years ago).

    are you guys still reading story submissions, or just picking them at random?

    1. Re:NEWS FLASH by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

      ...because that 99.9% is for DOWNLOADING. :)

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  66. PSP abbreviation is overloaded by tepples · · Score: 1

    Seriously, though... PSP is in the top four requests? Really?

    PSP is also the name of a handheld video game system that's out in Japan and will see a release in North America and Europe within the next few months. I can see why legit game players would be chatting about that on IRC. But if you really want a cheap paint program comparable to PSP or Photoshop Elements, then try this.

    1. Re:PSP abbreviation is overloaded by Monkey+Angst · · Score: 1
      PSP is also the name of a handheld video game system that's out in Japan and will see a release in North America and Europe within the next few months.

      Ah, that explains a lot. I was wondering a couple years ago why there was suddenly so much buzz among gamers about an old IBM machine which used microchannel architecture and never caught on...

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  67. I've never used IRC for anything questionable... by PrimeWaveZ · · Score: 1

    That's not to say I've never done anything questionable on the internet. Hehe. Just look at the porn sites I visit. However, the time that I spend on #distributed on irc.distributed.net have been for the most part extremely informative and welcoming. They might have a political leaning a bit left of my personal tastes, but the discussions are always enlightening and relevant. I've not seen an IRC channel that is so anti-questionable use as #d, but that's about the only place I go, so the practice may be present elsewhere too.

  68. Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by bruns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things. Let me give some great examples of why I use IRC and the advantages I see:

    1. FreeMatrix radio chat for the radio shows

    2. No lame fonts and other stupid things like sound effects - easy to strip out the colors too from the AOL newbies who don't realize how rude it is

    3. No bulky chat clients. Can IRC using only a text based interface if I want to, or even mIRC or the java chat client I have on my website

    4. Ignore, kick, ban, kline, gline, need I say more?

    5. Ability to communicate with alot of the people I work with who normally I can't get in touch with due to distance or expense.

    Theres ALOT of good things going on IRC if you take the time and look. But of course, the GOOD things on IRC wouldn't make for a very interesting or popular story would it?

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    1. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 0

      ALOT isn't an English word. you probably meant 'a lot'.

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    2. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by bruns · · Score: 1

      Noone is perfect. Perhaps your time would be better spent doing other things then correcting people's spelling mistakes on Slashdot...

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    3. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1
      if only you hadn't typed 'noone' instead of 'no one'. *sigh* and i do do other things, like support myself without having a 'real' job. each of us has one or more issues with what the world around us presents to us. one of mine is that kids are allowed to exit our education system writing things like "alot of time noone even notices."

      it's not your fault, but it is your problem. employers aren't going to be too impressed with a resume that speaks to "alot of my projects..." and "i left because noone...".

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    4. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

      "and other things thAn correcting...

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    5. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spellchecker, dickhead.

    6. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

      i was going to reply with "spell checker", but you've had enough abuse tonight. not sure how many words the other term is supposed to be. you go play with yours and i'll go play with mine.

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    7. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience with IRC is that a lot of channels and, indeed, a lot of networks have operators with small penis syndrome. People kick and ban people just to hurt people's feelings. I can't stand the culture of IRC; there is a reason I haven't used IRC for many years.

    8. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, spelling and grammar Nazi, you forgot where to use capitol letters... dickhead...

    9. Re:Not everyone uses IRC for illegal things... by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

      capital letters

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  69. Flawed by improbable · · Score: 1

    It would be like me going to Las Vegas looking specifically for prostitution and gambling, doing it, then claiming that Las Vegas was totally evil just because of that. ...OK, bad example.

  70. I have a theory by hayden · · Score: 5, Funny
    If nothing else, IRC has given us bash.org.
    The theory runs that there is no question or statement that can not be answered by either a bash.org quote, a dilbert comic or a penny-arcade comic.
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  71. IRC Hacks: Amazon link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Amazon tells me that if I want it delivered Monday, January 24 I only have 19 hours and 21 minutes to go....

    Nah, I think I'll just sit around home on Monday and be depressed about how crappy a day it is instead.

  72. Who's bad? by News+for+nerds · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I'm developing a software for IRC, and would like to lay emphasis on the fact that IRC per se is nothing more than regular TCP/IP connections which are not different from HTTP or some P2P protocols on the internet, to counter expected rise of stupid argument such that IRC is inherently bad or IRC should be banned etc. Long live freedom of speech.

    1. Re:Who's bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm, lets point at the SHIT HEAD that did not RTFA.

      As it states just THAT SHIT HEAD

  73. Scholarly discourse? by Kethryvis · · Score: 1

    Oh give me a break. I'm currently doing a small anthropological study on an IRC channel for a class. I am of course in my paper stating which network and which channel I am studying.

    This "study" didn't tell us anything. Just the "top 10 networks" and the "top 60 channels". And those are... what exactly? What is his definition of 'top'? by usage? What usage? Number of people connected? Amount of traffic? did he make allowances for people sitting on multiple channels? Too many open ended variables.

    And has been said before... go looking for warez, you're going to find them. Of course the top 60 channels are warez.. but last time I checked, the top 60 channels didn't constitute all of IRC. His 'study' would have been better served if he had picked 60 channels at random (or say 10-15 per network). I'm sure that the number of people in all of the *other* channels on those networks combined way way WAY outnumber the people on those 60 channels grabbing warez.

    Y'know, I may very well use his "study" in my paper to show the fallacies people fall into when they try and study online communities/culture. He definitly did a good job on that standpoint.

  74. Ignorant, more like it by michaeltoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can just see some moron waving a statistic like this around congress... that's all we need. It's hard to enough to explain things when we have accurate information. It's a nightmare when dealing with this kind of hackneyed nonsense.

  75. No, your analysis is fatally flawed by iamnotacrook · · Score: 0

    You basically just said: excluding what is likely to be illegal, what remains is 99% legal.

    1. Re:No, your analysis is fatally flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like, 99% of activity is likely legal, but the illegal 1% uses 99% of the bandwidth.

    2. Re:No, your analysis is fatally flawed by iamnotacrook · · Score: 0
      In otherwords, 99% of network usage is illegal.

      Bandwidth is usage.

  76. oh oh by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

    you mean all that stuff i've downloaded wasn't legal??? ok, how do i give it all back?

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  77. all internet is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick research of the words "teens" and "porn" on the google turns out that 99.9% of internet content is illegal.

  78. Even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's claiming that 99.9% of the discussions involing MS, Norton, Jasc, and some other company in the top 6 channels by number of members are about illegal uses.

    So he is by no means sampling all of IRC or even all of those top 6 channels. The statistic is pretty much meaningless and I suspect just included because it sounds scary.

  79. 99.9% is misleading by SailorFrag · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm an admin on the GameSurge IRC network (irc.gamesurge.net). I can't really say much about the other networks, but on GameSurge at least, we don't permit warez distribution, among other illegal activities. Our 6 largest channels are for finding games to play, clan channels, or IRC games -- none of these activities are illegal.

    So at the very least, that means that 10% of the channels he looked at aren't used for illegal purposes (presumably he used something like netsplit.de to determine the 10 largest networks, so we'd be in that list).

    I seem to recall that DAL changed their policies to disallow file-sharing channels a while ago. If they're enforcing that, there goes another 10%. A quick glance on netsplit.de shows that the biggest QuakeNet channels aren't for warez either. I didn't check the other networks, but there's probably a couple more that are clean.

    I'll admit it's likely that the biggest channels on some of the other networks will be like he writes, but surely not 99.9%. Less than 70% even!

    1. Re:99.9% is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gamesurge consists of a bunch of 10-15 year olds constantly bickering about who is the best at game x and immature ops who abuse their priviliges to ban people because it gives them a power trip

    2. Re:99.9% is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SailorFrag(parent) is more of the persuasion of stopping the abusing ops :-)

    3. Re:99.9% is misleading by phavens · · Score: 1

      seems most the people I know of LameSplit (GameSurge) are in the 30 year old range. Most the kids want to use MSN... Yes of course there are some... but majority? I would guess not.

      At one point I was even part of game developement that used GS... but lately most mods (at least the ones I work with) have moved to other networks that don't split as much.

      as for the warez... I've seem 100 times more scrim bots then warez bots.

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    4. Re:99.9% is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words...

      Hi. I'm an admin on the GameSurge Network and I just want to use this opportunity to get free advertising.

  80. And then some! by violet16 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article, all he found is that most of the time Microsoft, Norton, Symantec, and Jasc are mentioned in 60 particular IRC channels, it's in relation to illegally downloading their products.

    He didn't look at the vast majority of IRC channels, and of those he did, he didn't consider the vast majority of the traffic within them -- just those four words. Additionally, he failed to observe any distinction between engaging in an illegal activity and simply mentioning it.

    This is a bit like visiting the 60 largest train stations, measuring how many times the word "score" is used in relation to illegal activity, and concluding that 99.9% of the world's public transport users are drug trafficking.

    1. Re:And then some! by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Get out of denial. A very few people use IRC for chat... open source developers are among the last legitimate users.

      IRC as a chat medium was rendered irrelevant with the advent to the vast majority of internet users by instant messaging years ago.

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    2. Re:And then some! by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      IRC as a chat medium was rendered irrelevant

      Anyone who prefers IM to IRC is a wannabe or an outright knob.

      with the advent to the vast majority of internet users

      The vast majority of internet users are wannabes or outright knobs.

      A very few people use IRC for chat

      Have you ever even used IRC?

      open source developers are among the last legitimate users

      Remove "last" and you have a legitimate statement. Most people are on IRC just to screw around.

      Have you read bash.org recently?

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    3. Re:And then some! by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      He did say that each mention of the word was checked manaully to classify its context as either legal or illegal.

      He also said

      "For example, two people discussing the new features in the latest version of Microsoft Word would be regarded as a legal context."

      but I agree with the assessment that this article/research is a good example of academic research that measures something real but then comes to completely erroneous conclusions without any reality check as in, a count of total IRC usage, total IRC users. I suspect much of the drug and war preparation research/marketing is done in exactly this manner.

    4. Re:And then some! by jtev · · Score: 1

      Hmm, you forgot about those with, unusual sexual tastes, rare hobbies, and other interests that it is far easier to get a group of people to talk about when you have a wide geographic area to draw from. I also seem to see a lot of 20something 30something, 40something and the like channels also. Nice blanket statement, but for the most part untrue. The legal uses far outstrip the illegal uses, especialy on nets that police themselves even halfway well.

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    5. Re:And then some! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who prefers IM to IRC is a wannabe or an outright knob.

      In a site full of stupid things said by morons, this is by far the most stupid thing I've ever seen. IM and IRC both have their uses. IM, for me, is far superior for communicating with one person. Perhaps instead of just using MSN/AIM/ICQ I should suggest to my friends that they download an IRC client, configure it, and then hunt me down on whatever IRC server I might be on? We're not wannabes, and if you're going to call us knobs you can fuck right off. We just want to talk to each other via the medium that is easiest for the least-technically-inclined amongst us (because some of us, you know, talk to people who just use computers to get things done).

      Disclaimer: I use IRC, I like IRC, but for one-to-one communication with friends it is, in my opinion, not the best tool

    6. Re:And then some! by violet16 · · Score: 1

      Well, what you've got there is an opinion. It may be true or not--my point is simply that it's not proved by this guy's research. This isn't denial, it's the scientific method, where we refrain from leaping to conclusions without supporting evidence.

    7. Re:And then some! by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      this is by far the most stupid thing I've ever seen

      Of course. Would it be any other way?

      Fsckin' troll.

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    8. Re:And then some! by eyebee · · Score: 1

      I use IRC for chat. The only time I use DCC is to send personal pictures. I use about 5/6 channels and they are all chat, some of which have regular and a real kinda community feel to it. I would agree that IRC was rendered irrelevant to a majority of new users with the advent of IM clients, but not totally obsolete. I will accept that many users now haven't heard of IRC, anymore than they have heard of Usenet, but many of these same people don't even use email.

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  81. IRC in the media? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying the media hasn't heard of IRC is just silly.

    IRC is *always* mentioned in reports of any kind to do with computer hacking, copyright protection or similar such crimes. The media view IRC as a hacker world of badness, which is why not much focus is put on it.

    The other main reason being that by far the majority of the userbase on the Internet do not have sufficient skills to operate their email client, let alone an IRC client. Its not as simple as using things like IM clients, its not as pretty, it doesn't have pretty flowers and fluffy windows.

    IRC has been adopted by these hacker/gamer communities because it is these people who have the knowledge and experience, and interest to use IRC with no hassle.

    As for asking networks like EFnet to police ~40,000+ channels for copyright infringers, that is just plain unrealistic. However, one thing that normally goes hand in hand is the use of hacked/compromised machines by the people who are offering this material. That usually attracts much more negative attention, and you're much more likely to have a hard time connecting to IRC if you're involved in this.

    - Another "nit-picker"

  82. Circa 1989 by azav · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first time I user IRC on the VAX/VMS in 1989, I ended up talking to a young man in Berlin who told me the Berlin Wall was going to come down three days before CNN knew about it.

    Every spare minute I had between class, I spent asking what he thought would happen, heard he was scared because the doubts of what would happen next and felt REAL glad I stumbled on IRC while most everyone else was using it to try and scam a date.

    Knowing that something like this tool was able to bring people together across the world for such a world changing event just made me feel unbelievably privileged.

    And I beat CNN with the news. Thanksgiving just meant more that year.

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  83. Useless? with Gems like this? by Saratoga+C++ · · Score: 1, Funny

    #104383 +(4298)- [X]

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?

    1. Re:Useless? with Gems like this? by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

      YEAH BABY

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  84. My use is legal by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

    I had a whole post written up, but the gaps in the logic used to pick his sample aren't even worth my time to comment on.

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    1. Re:My use is legal by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      He stipulates that his "study" does not include secret, encrypted, or password-protected channels - which is understandable - that would be very difficult to do without having a server in the network which had special logging code. He dismisses this omission with "but it is reasonable to assume that secret or hidden channels will not contain a significant number of users."

      Based on what? 93.72% of all hacker attacks are never detected.

      Another point to consider regarding bandwidth and IRC. Chat systems use of bandwidth grows exponentially with the number of users per channel, not linearly. To keep the example simple, let's say each user, on average types one line per minute.

      If you have a channel with 10 people, that generates 10 lines per minute that have to be sent to 10 people, or 100 lines of output per minute.

      If the channel has 100 people, it is 100x100 or 10,000 lines per minute

      If the channel has 1000 people, it would generate 1000x1000 outbound messages per minute or 1 million lines per minute.

      So focusing on % of bandwidth used (which is not what the study used) gets seriously distorted by large channels.

      Since people have already stipulated that a channel with more than 100 people gets pretty unreadable, is it reasonable to conclude that IRC networks that don't cap the maximum number of users at a relatively small number are doing so specifically to facilitate illegal activity?

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  85. Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by t0qer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hihi

    On friday/saturday nights I run a karaoke show where I stream video live over the internet

    I just stretch a bx client across the bottom of the screen, and let folks on the net hang out in a chatroom. What they say in the chatroom, goes up on the screen right below the lyrics for the singers to read.

    Sometimes we get jerks in there. Our #1 rule is no heckling the singers. We figure it takes guts to get up on stage and sing in front of the world, so we try to take care of our singers.

    Luckily, I have a lot of good people watching it for me. The occasional bad comment slips through, but part of the fun is in the banning.

    No warez, none of that junk. Just a cool place.

    irc.landoleet.org #karaoke
    www.7bamboo.com

    1. Re:Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by jasonditz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Might be interesting to have a Slashdot poll seeing what percentage of us actually use it for legal or illegal purposes.

      I can honestly say I've never done anything on IRC illegal (unless sedition counts).

    2. Re:Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      On friday/saturday nights I run a karaoke show where I stream video live over the internet

      Roughly how big are your annual checks to BMI and ASCAP? If you answer zero, or if you don't know what I'm talking about, then your usage is not legal.

      Hey kids! Try the exciting Ratecalc(tm) to find out how much your free, amateur streaming service owes to Music, Inc. And don't forget the best part: even if you only play selections from the Vienna Philharmonic, the bulk of your payment goes to Eminem, Linkin Park, and Ludacris!

    3. Re:Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by t0qer · · Score: 1

      You forgot soundexchange and SESAC.

      I give them nothing. My bandwidth is sponsored by AOL/TW since i'm like the only guy not broadcasting porn or pirated movies. I have something interesting and unique which has a social additive value to what it was originally intended.

      This is karaoke we're talking about here. I've gone into political rants on this subject before. I have a bunch of reasons for not paying.

      a. I define karaoke as a parody, and im sure others would agree with me.
      b. Do tribute bands pay licensing fee's?
      c. Karaoke tracks are never performed by the original artists, why are they getting royaltees for music they do not produce?

      I asked these same points to a representative of one of these licensing agencies and just got the runaround. The wording in all thier contracts makes it so once I sign the agreement, I give up my rights to fight it for life (one agreement says disputes have to be settled in NYC, which is outrageous considering I live on the opposite end of the coast)

      I'm one of only 2 in the world doing this. When they get a court order forcing me to pay I will, but then that would mean I could have a day in court, possibly winning a case and setting a precedent. Until then, screw em, it's only karaoke.

    4. Re:Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Informative

      My bandwidth is sponsored by AOL/TW since i'm like the only guy not broadcasting porn or pirated movies.

      Oh, I thought it was sponsored by viewers like you.

      a. I define karaoke as a parody, and im sure others would agree with me.

      While it's true that few people would enjoy ripping karaoke versions of Garth Brooks for their IPods, it certainly isn't legal parody.

      b. Do tribute bands pay licensing fee's?

      Absolutely! But that money goes to a different set of agencies, primarily Harry Fox.

      c. Karaoke tracks are never performed by the original artists, why are they getting royaltees for music they do not produce?

      That's an ambiguous statement. You might've meant that your singers are volunteers who give permission to stream their singing, but there's still the instrumental track you're infringing on. Those instrumentals may or may not be by the first people to publish that song, but even cover bands are original in some respect. (A first generation copy is "more original" than ones copied from it, etc)

      As to why the big-name performers get more money than the band who actually made the karaoke CDs, that's a valid objection. It's really just a matter of bookkeeping overhead- it would be too hard for you to submit a list of all songs you've streamed over the year, so they just average it out and assume your playlist mirrors the Billboard 200. For more info, jwz wrote a complete article. (It's on webcasting, which you're still doing, even though you overlay other peoples' vocals)

      I'm one of only 2 in the world doing this.

      There is no such thing as "legality through obscurity". Sure, the rareness of the activity means you are unlikely to be the target of a lawsuit, but it doesn't mean you can honestly describe your site as a "legal use" for statistical analysis of a protocol.

    5. Re:Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Ok answers for 1234

      1. AOL/TW sponsors the shoutcast server which I broadcast too. I still have to pick up my DSL and webhosting costs.

      2. Hold a picture of one of my singers to the original. Is there any likeness? Do they even sound like the original artist? Is their attempts to mimic the original artist funny? That's the parody.

      3. Bullshit, there's a section of the copyright law that deals specifically with tribute bands in reference to parody. There is an all male review that sings madonna songs that does not pay, as well as a van halen tribute band that I know of.

      4. I was referring to the tracks. Most often karaoke companies have to "reverse engineer" a song, put it to musical notation, then have a studio band play it. Why should the original artist get a cut of that? Maybe if they provided the tracks to the karaoke companies, I might see a reason for it.

      Again this is karaoke we're talking about here, not the same as the millions of webcasters JWZ describes. Even the NYT said I was "original material" so based on their and AOL/TW concesus, i'd be inclined to agree with them.

      You sound exactly like that one representative I talked too. Ha, good luck man. I aint payin shit.

    6. Re:Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Hold a picture of one of my singers to the original. Is there any likeness?

      My PC office doesn't much resemble a 12-screen multiplex, but downloading Lemony Snicket handicam AVIs is still illegal.

      there's a section of the copyright law that deals specifically with tribute bands

      What country? Not the USA or UK, for sure.

      3. Bullshit, there's a section of the copyright law that deals specifically with tribute bands in reference to parody.

      Tribute bands are not parody, by definition. Those Madonna-men may be parody if they are intentionally funny, but in that case, they aren't a "tribute". The words "tribute" and "parody" just don't cooperate- one is approving and infringing, the other disapproving and noninfringing. The Van Halen guys are almost certainly required to pay (although hard rock is quite open to parody, I doubt that is their intent)

      4. I was referring to the tracks. Most often karaoke companies have to "reverse engineer" a song, put it to musical notation, then have a studio band play it.

      Why do they bother to "reverse engineer"? The cost of buying the sheet music is trivial compared to licensing the permission to use it. (The music may need to be seriously modified to be appropriate for inexpert singers, though). Karaoke companies are definately paying Harry Browne, or they'd have already been sued into bankrupcy.

      Why should the original artist get a cut of that?

      That word "should" means you're asking a question about whether the existing law is good or bad. That's a valid concern, but it's irrelevant to the fact that the law, as it is written today, makes your actions illegal.

      I would agree that copyright protection is too broad and strict, but just because I think a law is unfair doesn't allow me to pretend they don't exist. Lots of people think their marijuana habits are harmless- but even if they're right, it's still illegal.

    7. Re:Hi I use IRC legitimately for business purposes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use IRC for legit purposes, too. Not so much business purposes, though.

      I had two problems. Firstly, my (personal) server was at work, on a dynamic IP on a DSL line. The other was that I also have a dynamic IP at home (well, more accurately, my neighbours have a dynamic IP :-)), so I can't very well put up much of a personal site.

      The solution was IRC. I always have a screened IRC session going on the box at work, so all I have to do is /whois that client, and to do that I'd need to be connected anyway, so I may as well grab my own IP while I'm grabbing the box's at work.

      So I ended up scripting all that and hooking it into a Gaim script that updates my AIM userinfo whenever a file in my home directory is modified.

      Somewhere in there I also manage to communicate with friends.

  86. What about private channels? by Garak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been using IRC since 96 and I have quite a circle of friends who I keep in contact with over IRC on private channels. From my home town of 8000 there are around 800 IRC users who just use IRC to keep in touch and find out where the party is at, etc...

    It's also use it for illegal stuff too, like finding weed... (Most people already know who they are dealing with)

    Most of the legit chat is going on in private channels that a circle of friends inhabit that will never show up on /list or in a /whois. The only way you could gather stats on these users is to sniff the traffic of the server. The legit chat channels are usually +s because you don't want to be overrun by newbies or 1337 kiddies.

    MSN has put a big dent in the number of new IRCers, a few years ago IRC was growing big time but then people started to switch to MSN and the newbies followed likeing the simpler(?) interface.

    Warez, MP3's and movies have moved off IRC for the most part and onto the p2p networks for the masses. Its only a few 1000 kids left running xdcc bots and fservs. Then you have the release groups who you will never meet on IRC unless you know someone. I'd have to guess there are a few IRC servers only accessable over SSH where the real big shit is going down.

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    1. Re:What about private channels? by thegnu · · Score: 0

      people started to switch to MSN and the newbies followed likeing the simpler(?) interface.

      I think it's because most people don't like to read. Or struggle with reading. And typing. I've noticed that in comparison to your average human being, I type like a mofo. It's funny, because since I lived in Mexico for 10 years, I didn't know I was such a nerd. Now I've been back in the US for a year and yup, I'm a nerd.

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    2. Re:What about private channels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real Big Shit is going on all of the time, ever watch "the.scene"?

      http://www.welcometothescene.com/

      That's the way it's really done... isn't it?

      right. ;)

    3. Re:What about private channels? by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. Everything he said is right on the money.

  87. Depends on the application. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    We use IRC at my work to communicate between techs at different call centers and other markets.

    Most of the time it's us BSing around, but when I was green, I was told by people within my office that the error, "Operation was performed on something that is not a socket" wasn't winsock and we had to refer customers back to thier OEMs for OS repair.

    That was quickly fixed.

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  88. Shhh! by jannesha · · Score: 1

    You used the words "illegal" and "open source software" in the same sentance.

    Please don't do that!

    1. Re:Shhh! by jannesha · · Score: 1

      ...and before someone tries to be helpful, yes, I meant sentence.

    2. Re:Shhh! by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

      i'll let that one slide :)

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  89. More paranoia by LilCorbisha · · Score: 1

    Considering most IRC servers are based in universities and other publically funded institutions, this report is upsetting: someone looking to cut budgets can easily use this as grist to further cut down IRC, and I'm sure somewhere out there some bored RIAA and MS goons are just looking for more targets in their copyright reign of terror. Keep in mind that the only other time IRC made the news was when DALNet was under attack. The fact that the report gives a heavily slanted view of IRC usage has already been mentioned...but try explaining this to a public that has little clue what IRC is...

  90. Last I used IRC was 3-4 years ago... by doormat · · Score: 1

    at 230AM. Joined a channel called #earthquake on efnet. We just had a sizable earthquake here in the west. The epicenter was out in the desert so damage wasnt too bad, but I could sure feel it here. So I got on and talked to people about the earthquake, where we all were, etc. Pretty interesting...

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    1. Re:Last I used IRC was 3-4 years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm; is it #earthquake that "piker" runs, or #quake?

      Weird guy, piker is.

  91. Scientific Method be Damned! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It is amazing how a Phd. can just throw scientific method out the window - and then trot out a steaming pile of bull crap - and hold it up as some significant discovery.

    At the end of it all, he seems to finally come to his senses:

    The whole argument of whether IRC is bad or not is rather moot - in the strictest sense of the word. IRC is a protocol - just like HTTP is a protocol.


    Too bad he didn't come to that conclusion before he chose to share it with the rest of us, and all the idiotic lawyers hired by the media companies to suppress the most innovative technologies on the net who will, no doubt, be quoting it in deposition. Young men are sometimes ignorant of when it is the right time to speak - and when it is better to remain silent.

    I had to get that out...
  92. And what do you think of Windows, hrm? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    And what do you think most of the software on most people's home PCs is? It certainly isn't $500 copies of the most recent Photoshop, Dreamweaver, AfterAffecs, all carefully purchased to keep the machine up to date constantly, and what have you.

    So, based off of these observations, I've concluded - statistically - that 95% of Windows users are felonous pirates. It's a statistical fact.

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  93. #nerdnews on irc.efnet.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people apparently use IRC to read RSS feeds. There is a channel on EFnet called #nerdnews with bots that post URLs/Titles from RSS fees from these sites:
    exploitwatch.org
    freshmeat.net
    hert.org
    irc-junkie.org
    newsforge.com
    norml.org
    packets tormsecurity.org
    secunia.com
    securityfocus.com
    slashdot.org ;)
    theregister.co.uk

  94. Using 4 words to sum up IRC by oskard · · Score: 1

    He based his study on 4 words. Software producer's names. How in the world, could this be used to account for the entire English language, not to mention all of the other languages, used on an irc server? "Based on those keywords being monitored, 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is "illegal"." Is this a joke? Doesn't he really think that this could be accurate at all?

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  95. top 60 channels by DM9290 · · Score: 1

    There are thousands of IRC channels.

    It is statistically invalid to take the top 6 channels of 10 irc networks and extrapolate to the thousands of others.

    This is like taking the 6 largest cities in 10 largest countries, finding the crime rate and assuming the whole world is on par.

    The findings may simply show that channels with hundreds of logged in users are used for trading, where channels with a handful of users are where legitimate conversation actually takes place.

    He also has no way of examining the thousands upon thousands of private conversations.

    Moreover... what exactly is an "illegal context"?

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  96. Idling is illegal now? by Mr_Tulip · · Score: 1

    Most people who use IRC just sit there idling for days on end. Now if he meant to say 99.9% of DCC is illegal.. then I couldn't agree more.

  97. Is Slashdot All Bad? by avenj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My conclusions are quite alarming, suggesting that 99.9% of Slashdot story summaries are retardedly inaccurate.

    1. Re:Is Slashdot All Bad? by mlk · · Score: 1

      You missed 0.1%.

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  98. Don't Fall For This Trick! by ThisIsFred · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't fall for this trick! The folks conducting the study had a hunch, and looked for the specific metric that would make their case. The case being that IRC is worthless because it's mostly used for illegal activities.

    Obviously large file transfers are going to consume more bandwidth than casual chatting. But what about other metrics? How about if they counted the number of human users on IRC performing illegal activities versus those users that are just there to communicate? How about if it counted the number of connected hours used for legal communication as opposed to number of connected hours used to initiate DCC transfers (not monitored or controlled by IRC ops) of illegally copied material? My guess is that the study would show the opposite result.

    It's just like the old statistic that airline travel is the safest. You'll hear that quoted a lot, but no one ever mentions the metric. It just so happens the metric is "safest per mile traveled." An airliner designed to go long distances at 550 mph obviously has the advantage here. Compare it by number of individual trips or hours spent traveling, and it turns out that the chance of fatality is about the same (or more).

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    1. Re:Don't Fall For This Trick! by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      It's just like the old statistic that airline travel is the safest. You'll hear that quoted a lot, but no one ever mentions the metric. It just so happens the metric is "safest per mile traveled." An airliner designed to go long distances at 550 mph obviously has the advantage here. Compare it by number of individual trips or hours spent traveling, and it turns out that the chance of fatality is about the same (or more).

      According to this text file of dubious accuracy which I've saved, airline travel is three times safer than passenger cars when measured in fatalities per hour.

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    2. Re:Don't Fall For This Trick! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      read the article? umm? the guy who conducted it irc's regularly himself on totally legal channels and has no agenda. besides than that he doesn't claim it to be an end to all study even, it's just pointing out that the largest channels on irc networks are used mainly for filesharing - whic is true.

      and to the poor analogy.. why would you consider any other metric for a 'safety' indicator in travelling expect probability of accident per miles travelled? after all, the last time i checked the reason why you would travel would be to get from one place to another and not for the sheer fun of it.

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    3. Re:Don't Fall For This Trick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the last time i checked the reason why you would travel would be to get from one place to another and not for the sheer fun of it.
      I go driving all the time, with no particular destination in mind. I'm just bored and I like driving, smoking, with the radio on.

      I really should get a license and insurance one of these days.
    4. Re:Don't Fall For This Trick! by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      What's the source for this data? Mine is "The Economics of Public Issues (Airline Safety)", 2001 edition.

      p.s. This is why I ride the school bus and wear a tinfoil hat to keep out the cosmic rays.

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    5. Re:Don't Fall For This Trick! by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1
      it's just pointing out that the largest channels on irc networks are used mainly for filesharing - whic is true

      If it's not an agenda, the author is making a rather obvious and silly mistake. The actual illegal activity is not conducted through IRC, so it is definitely false.

      and to the poor analogy.. why would you consider any other metric for a 'safety' indicator in travelling expect probability of accident per miles travelled? after all, the last time i checked the reason why you would travel would be to get from one place to another and not for the sheer fun of it.

      Well - by your own admission - I guess per-trip is the most logical metric, not miles traveled. Anyway, it makes sense because exposure to risk is measured in time, not distance. The longer you're in a more risk-prone environment, the more likely you are to encounter danger.

      Think again about the IRC example: If a user DCC-transfers a 150MB illegally copied file, has he committed more crime than if he DCC-transfers a 15MB illegally copied file? Both represent one instance of an illegal activity, but by one metric, the first is ten times more illegal than the second?
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    6. Re:Don't Fall For This Trick! by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      I wish I knew. I got it off of Usenet which, I know, means it's probably meaningless. What are your numbers?

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  99. Usenet by harmonica · · Score: 1

    You could just as well say that 99% of Usenet usage is illegal, because that is probably the part that alt.binaries.* takes up. That still doesn't really reflect the discussions going on there.

  100. IRC still not gender balanced yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhat off topic: IRC still seems not very gender balanced yet in relation to the general population as you would expect. Any ideas what might be the reason and any serious suggestions what can be done about it?

    1. Re:IRC still not gender balanced yet by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 1

      i don't expect it would reflect the gender balance of the general population. it's a geek medium. but that can have its entertaining side. connect with a nick that sounds like you're a girl and watch the messages come flooding in. no, not a porn girl. just something like 'pc-girl'.

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    2. Re:IRC still not gender balanced yet by Andrhia · · Score: 1

      *MUST RESIST URGE TO BLUDGEON SEXIST PIG* I'm a girl. So far as I can tell, IRC is gender-balanced, and maybe even female-heavy. I haven't seen a significant gender disparity since the mid-90s. You're just picking the wrong channels.

  101. duuhhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course open source developers use it - they all started as pirates...

  102. Of course it is. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    IRC is sort of like Usenet. If you're willing to put up with all of the horrible problems, you're either a *nix geek, addicted to porn/warez, or looking for anonymous sex hookups. For anything else it's better to pay more for some other method of communicating.

  103. Analysis completely flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    What did this guy get his Ph.D. in? Oh, that's right, he's still working on his thesis. I hope it doesn't involve statistics. To conduct any sort of scientific statistical analysis, you need to have random selection.

    Mr. Mutton didn't bother to pick 60 channels at random. Instead he carefully selected the 60 most popular channels. Most likely, those channels were saturated with warez bots which is why they were so popular [1].

    But such a biased sample wasn't enough for Mr. Mutton. He had to bias his sample even further. Instead of picking traffic out of the channels at random, he carefully chose four keywords likely to be associated with warez. He then sampled the conversations involving those keywords.

    Mr. Mutton may have developed an efficient technique for finding warez on IRC, but he certainly hasn't conducted his study in a manner to generalize his results to IRC "is a haven for warez and trojans."

    All the author has discovered is that when you pick channels saturated with bots and listen for keywords related to popular, easily copied commercial products, you have a good chance of finding discussion of illegal activity (he didn't even confirm that the activity was occurring).

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    [1] The author says: "There does not appear to be any need to offer anything in return, which has to make you wonder why the hackers are doing this."

    To which I respond, when someone conducts illegal activity it is easier to hide in a crowd. If the authorities get involved, the risk of prosecution is split amongst more users. This of course, further explains why illegal activity would center on large channels and why the 'hackers' would make themselves look like one of the hundreds of bots.

  104. Legitimate IRC by Clown+Jizz · · Score: 1

    In my own experience, legit IRC servers are the smaller ones, with close-knit communities. I helped serve Dorksnet, a smallish server, for about a year, and nearly all of the usage was simply for chatting. Generally, your small servers are formed by groups of friends for their own purposes, and the usage reflects that.

    On big servers, it's essentially impossible to have a conversation anyway, because everyone is retarded.

  105. Food for thought... by CybrCyfr · · Score: 1

    As part of a team who works on an IRC client I find this to be a little out in left field. Yes, I agree that there are illegal activities on IRC, and even many file transfers of copyrighted material. But where do channels like #windowshelp, and #win98 fit in? These are simply help channels where individuals offer free advice and technical assistance. There are many of those types of channels. And they are never mentioned in these types of editorials. What about #vbhelp and #ASP? These channels offer detailed technical assistance to any who look for help. If you were a programmer before Google and needed help, you would hop on IRC way before hitting the MSDN. And while discussing other genres of channels, online dating has always been quite popular. I actually have used IRC to find new employees when looking for programmers in my local areas. IRC is not the dark side of the internet as many would like you to believe. We were the pre-AOL, pre-Yahoo, pre-MSN instant messaging medium. And there are many of us who use IRC daily for perfectly legal purposes, and sometimes we have great days were we benefit our local communities (IRL). No one ever mentions NNTP in these editorials... Just food for though. Tyler Lynch Aka: CybrCyfr Team Klient (www.klient.com)

  106. I did my own study! by David+H · · Score: 1

    I monitored 2 persons holding bricks in front of pawn shops, and found that 1 of those persons threw the brick through the window and made off with some loot.

    Therefore, 50% of people holding bricks are stinking thieves! Just think of the crimes we can stop if we jail all masons...

  107. 99% of my time in IRC is spent working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where else can you get near instant free technical support? I always have xchat open with to various servers and multiple channels.

    I can't tell you how many times I've been saved by the help of fellow coders in IRC.

    There's quite a bit of knowledge out there sitting in such rooms as #c, #php, #mysql, #css, #perl, do I need to go on?

    As many others have said, the article is quite flawed in it's logic anyway.

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  108. lousy conclusion by idlake · · Score: 1

    Looking on the largest channels strongly biases his analysis: in the physical world, mobs of people also do completely different things from small groups of people.

    And looking at frequencies of legal/illegal use of four keywords doesn't work. It's an oversimplification, but seriously, what else other than illegally sharing them is there to talk about with Norton or Symantec?

    Finally, his conclusions at most mean that these particular IRC servers are a haven for warez trading; IRC in general is used for many purposes.

  109. Met my wife in IRC... by ChrisGoodwin · · Score: 1

    ...in 1995.

    Every so often we go back in to see what a wasteland it's become. It seems like anymore it's all about the ops, who has the power.

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  110. 99%? nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its more like 75%
    I used to run my own irc network, I had over 800 users at any given time with around 5 leafs....anyways, these days you are either a warez/illegal based network or a clean non-warez/non-illegal metwork, people who own networks are starting to get away from illegal content servers, they bring in ddos attacks and other legal issues...which in turn costs the owner lots of money, thats why I don't do it anymore, plus I never got any fucking sleep.

  111. Me too! by allrong · · Score: 1

    I met mine on efnet in 93 (on #romance). Haven't been back on IRC for years. Too many closed servers.

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    1. Re:Me too! by peeon · · Score: 1

      Efnet is still alive and thriving... http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/ Efnet has 56 servers most out of any.

  112. 99.9% Pure by Exluddite · · Score: 1

    99.9% of IRC is dirty, while Ivory Soap is 99.9% pure. Does that mean that .1% of IRC is Ivory Soap and .1% of Ivory Soap is IRC? No really, it makes as much sense as this "research".

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    1. Re:99.9% Pure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ivory Soap is 99.44% pure.

  113. Ahhh IRC is evil... by epiphani · · Score: 5, Informative

    This entire post is like flamebait for some of us.

    I've been an oper on DALnet for six years now, and I currently lead up their coding team, so allow me to shed some light on this - assuming this makes me qualified.

    The top 60 channels. Who goes to huge channels to chat? Ever tried talking in a channel with 20 active users? Try 800 active users. Nobody goes to large channels to chat, its pointless to even try. The folks that join these channels join looking for something specific, or to offer something. They find what they are looking for, and move on.

    On DALnet, we've taken agressive action against warez, child porn, and drones. Drones are unfortunately the only item that I can speak on authoritively - we reject about 300 drones per second on any given server on our network. This is done through pattern matching in their registration. Drones is a serious problem on any network. A while back (five years or so), dianora of efnet did some drone hunting, and concluded that around 60% of "users" on irc were accually drones - hacked end-user computers. Drones are a far worse problem than people realize.

    A few years ago, DALnet was seriously DDOS'd - we went from the top network in the world (around 140,000) to next to nothing. Our servers sometimes got hit with DDOS attacks in the range of 60 Gigabits per second. We shut down major providers, rendered entire datacenters useless, and obviously lost servers quickly. We've since changed our routing methods to rely heavily on anycast, and changed a lot of other things.

    In my mind, DALnet is one of the networks that accually has one of the lowest noise ratios around. Quakenet, the current leader in usercount, raises questions with me. Their usercount rose very fast, and I wonder about their userbase. I personally know only -one- person who uses quakenet. You mention DALnet, Undernet or EFnet and people identify much more readily. Even more people use small IRC networks with 50-500 users.

    99.9% for illegal purposes - bullshit. If you go to irc only to look for warez, then I think you are in the minority. I'd put illegal purposes around 5% at best. And that means real, live people at the keyboard, looking for illegal material.

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    1. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      By drone you mean bottler, or something else? I am but a lowly hop on a small anime subbing chan on rizon and your large words confuse me.

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    2. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Random example, myself and most of my irc contacts switched from Dalnet to quakenet about 5 years back. Reason being, we were all gamers and there was a lot of us and it was easier to set up matches and the like from quakenet. Also quakenet is heavily European with most (if not all) of the major european leagues using quakenet. Hence part of the fast growth, most gamers were on it so the rest followed and it snowballed. The snowballing seemed to occur roughly with the availibility of cheap easily availible broadband in the UK (who make up a large percentage of quakenet). Americans in my experience are a minority on the network, probably because theres not much point due to large lag of playing again Europeans. This is not to say there arent a fair amount of drones, but I thing the number is less than you would think.

    3. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " 99.9% for illegal purposes - bullshit. If you go to irc only to look for warez, then I think you are in the minority. I'd put illegal purposes around 5% at best. And that means real, live people at the keyboard, looking for illegal material. "

      You are the most uneducated person I have ever seen......if you are a dalnet ircop, then you will know that warez is irc,....buttom line.

      irc is warez, and warez is irc. if you think otherwise, you are ignorant.

    4. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Antony.S · · Score: 1

      RE: Quakenet

      Try being a European gamer and Quakenet becomes your home :)

      Just /names'ing all my channels will give me the best part of over a thousand individuals.

    5. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are the dumbest failure in this entire thread. go back to your IRC, failure.

    6. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 3, Informative

      Going off his description, you might have heard of them under the different name of zombies or DDoS bots.

      The idea is that when a box - almost always a domestic DSL-connected windows machine - is compromised by a worm or trojan it is quite common for part of the payload that is installed on the machine to include at least one IRC bot. The bot will attempt to connect to a prearranged network and channel and sit and wait for instructions. At some point the owner of the zombies comes into the channel and passes instructions to the bots, telling them to attack a certain IP, update themselves or pretty much anything you can think of that can be easily automated.

      Steve Gibson may be somewhat... overzealous (I'm picking my words carefully)... but this page on his site has a fairly good explanation of what these things are and what they can do.

    7. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the vast majority of Quakenetters are Europeans.

    8. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Zarjazz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Everytime an article like this appears saying "IRC is bad, mmmkay" I find it funny how that largest network in the world is almost never mentioned, almost like it's not a *real* IRC network.

      In my mind, DALnet is one of the networks that accually has one of the lowest noise ratios around. Quakenet, the current leader in usercount, raises questions with me. Their usercount rose very fast, and I wonder about their userbase. I personally know only -one- person who uses quakenet. You mention DALnet, Undernet or EFnet and people identify much more readily.

      People seem to forget QuakeNet has always had a no warez, pr0n or other real IRC content policy years before DalNET or others did the same. It was started by a few Gamers who wanted someone stable to chat without netsplits caused by the latest kiddie attacks. Most small networks start this way.

      QuakeNet has hardly grown "very fast" as the stats show: http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/details.php?net=Qu akeNet&point=years That looks more like a constant growth rate to me and thats real users, not large bot nets. They even analyse the user base client versions (http://www.quakenet.org/news.php?item=190) and bots make up a very very small percentage.

      Sure DALnet, Undernet or EFnet get all the notarity but a simple policy of creating a safe, clean IRC network where people can actually chat actually seems to be more popular.

      Go figure ....

    9. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by pikkumyy · · Score: 1

      Your lack of knowing people that use Quakenet most likely is a result of your nationality. Quakenet is mostly European, whereas US has gamesnet and dalnet and whatnot. I personally don't know anyone that uses either of those.

      You are free to state that you think dalnet has lowest noise ratio. I am free to disagree. My experiences with dalnet has been short due to clueless dimwits that inhabit it.

    10. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quakenet, the current leader in usercount, raises questions with me.
      Quakenet is mainly european. There aren't a lot of americans on there which is one reason it is so wonderful.

    11. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by ASkGNet · · Score: 1

      Correction, GamesNET is now a small (100 real users) network run by Donald Wasylyna, aka CHL, after he got the domain in a court settlement

      The GamesNET network on the other hand, has changed the name to GameSurge

    12. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course it's bs, people go to irc to cyber ;) dcc sucks, pretty damn hard to make it work reasonablly for everyone it was designed around low baud modem type devices, not modern broadband connections ;)
      I guess your answer to the current poll was >=$20,000 shutting down an entire datacenter for even an hour has to cost more than that ;)

    13. Re:Ahhh IRC is evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how he gets attacked by a 13 year old who was offended that he was called a "script kiddie" when, after further investigation, proves that this kid was indeed a script kiddie. Classic.

  114. Well duh, the method guaranteed the results by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

    He connected to channels with a thousand people on them. Any group of people chatting would obviously be in a smaller channel. So he selected the largest channels that guarantee no reasonable conversation would take place. Then monitor them, and amazing, you are in a channel for pirates, and you get illegal stuff. WOW, imagine that. Maybe if the name didn't have WAREZ in the name, the results would be different.

  115. In other news... by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

    99.9% of calls on crack dealer cell phones promote illegal activity, therefore all telephone use is bad.

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  116. IRC Defenses by kenners · · Score: 1

    While the anime scene is still considered by most licensers as "illegal", and it often pulls together many people that aren't necessarily more or less intelligent than the warez scene frequenters, it does attempt a noble and resume-brightening service by getting fans a product they couldn't possibly buy with money: translated anime shows direct from Japan.

    And did anyone else mention IRC and Counter-Strike ties? I know I played CAL-O (read: the sucky ladder) and IRC was a big part of connecting with opposing teams, or just for setting up scrimmages.

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  117. So that means that by future+assassin · · Score: 1
    100% of all the illegal traffic on those 60 channels went through a "computer". OMFG! What shell we do now? Wait lets ban this internet thing cause all illegal warez goes through it.

    Why is it that in the virtual world theres always something top blame for illegal activites and IT must be shut down. There tons of weed that goes through teh borders from Canada to the USA yet we dotn seem to be trying to ban the means by which it gets there, which is a car/truck/etc...

    Imagine what the world would be like if the same amount of effort was put into solving social issues as is used to try to ban piracy of shitty music and straight to dvd movies online.

    Fuk thats my rant for today. Getting the flu sucks.

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  118. What is this guys motive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its plainly obvious that this guys anaylsis is not only flawed, but DESIGNED to make IRC look a lot more dodgy than it is. This guys doing a phd thesis on a related topic, so he's hardly going to be unaware that he's grossly biased his analysis.

    More curious to me is wondering what's his motive? Trying to sell more books? Or something else?

    **Paul Mutton is an expert on Internet Relay Chat (IRC). He has authored the book "IRC Hacks" for O'Reilly, the PircBot IRC API, several open source IRC bots and several other publications featuring IRC.**

    (Expert - according to who)
    (To my knowledge most IRC bots are written in an interpreted language anyway? So its a little hard to hide the source)

    1. Re:What is this guys motive? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Actually, most irc bots are based on eggdrop, which is opensource and written in C. Most addons to eggdrop are written in TCL tho, which is an interpreted language.

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    2. Re:What is this guys motive? by LocoMan · · Score: 1
      Actually, according to what it says in the article itself (added after it was posted in slashdot), trying to make IRC look more dodgy than it is was the exact purpose, as a way to show how someone from the outside might come to those conclusions by visiting IRC for the first time. Straight copy/paste from the article:
      In response to those Slashdot readers who obviously didn't bother to read this article properly: This was a lighthearted, totally unscientific article and is not meant to be at all serious. You probably believe this is real, right? I am not claiming 99.9% of IRC is illegal, I am stating that, based on the keywords observed, 99.9% of the messages sent to the 60 largest IRC channels is in an illegal context (fact). I do not believe that applies to IRC as a whole, nor would it be sensible to claim so. I don't think I'd have written an O'Reilly book about IRC and written lots of open source software for IRC if I believed that was true. I know hundreds of people who use IRC in productive and legal ways, but I guess you skipped that bit and just went looking for the conclusions at the end of the article.

      It seems reasonable to assume that a journalist researching IRC for the first time would be more inclined to visit one of the larger channels, and thus be more likely to conclude that it is all about illegal file sharing. This is one of the reasons why IRC gets an unfair bad press. That's what this article was trying to show, in a roundabout way.

      There are no "lies" or "bullshit" in this article, just people who can't read and interpret things sensibly for themselves.

    3. Re:What is this guys motive? by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      It is pretty low for this guy to post this on his website in order to make the slashdot crowd look dumber than they are. He changed his conclusions from earlier. This guy realizes that he looks like a clown and is now trying to make up for it by fixing his conclusions and spewing some crap about how it was supposed to show how others would use statistics to give IRC an unfair reputation. This guy is not capable of performing well designed experiments and drawing appropriate conclusions from them, but instead of admitting his mistakes he chose to fire back at his critics.

  119. 99.9% of the top 60 IRC channels is illegal, and.. by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

    The rest is legal pr0n distribution

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  120. Doctorate, schmoctorate... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That wouldn't get him a Doctorate at Hamburger U. :P

    Really, this article makes me mad. Big time.

    I have met too many cool people through IRC who have become real life buddies to see IRC as what this dumbass says it is. I know for a fact IRC has saved one life that I know of...one of my chat buddies sent a suicide note via email and between the rest of the regulars in the channel I was a regular on we were able to get paramedics from her town there at her doorstep in time to save her.

    Note well: I abandoned EFNet, Undernet and DALnet a long time ago, when they became almost unusable. There are little networks around now where the *real* IRC lives. You probably don't know them, and that's OK...they'd rather be left alone, far from the crapflooders and the warez kiddies and the skript kiddies and the rest of the miscellaneous lamers who make the big nets a living hell. They'd rather be hanging out in cyberspace together in their little cybernetic communities.

    I suppose of the big nets freenode.net is still quite friendly. I suggest if you are associated with a LUG get your feet wet in your LUG's chat channel.

    IRC used to be fun. It still is when it's among friends. I suppose it's the tragedy of the commons. Let too many people loose in one place and the worst comes out.

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    1. Re:Doctorate, schmoctorate... by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Note well: I abandoned EFNet, Undernet and DALnet a long time ago, when they became almost unusable. There are little networks around now where the *real* IRC lives. You probably don't know them, and that's OK...they'd rather be left alone, far from the crapflooders and the warez kiddies and the skript kiddies and the rest of the miscellaneous lamers who make the big nets a living hell. They'd rather be hanging out in cyberspace together in their little cybernetic communities.

      Very true. I run a server on a very small IRC network, around 50-70 regulars. Mainly a small group of anime fans, along with some computer geeks. It's relaxed, and a nice, friendly group of people, bar an occasional idiotic n00b, who gets put in his place VERY quickly.

      I'm not going to say the address here, for the reasons you stated. If anyone really feels like visiting, drop me an e-mail, and I might give it to you, if you seem like a nice person. ;-)

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    2. Re:Doctorate, schmoctorate... by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      IRCnet, popular at Europeans mostly, is quite useful these days. IPv4 and IPv6, not much netsplits, takeovers are more or less solved (during split one cannot receive chanmode +o). Even though they still are possible, you just have to put up a small but stable botnet, or actually make the channel +s, which you'd probably want anyway if you're running a community. If you know nice people, you invite them instead, and people who are interested know how to find you anyway.

      Wether you're at IRC network X or Y doesn't matter when your community uses +s, except when you join multiple communities on the same IRC network. That's exactly what i'm doing, and with 3 IRC networks (2 big ones, 1 small) i don't feel the need to join another small one just for the sake of 'yet another community'. Exactly the reason why i'm not on e.g. irc.mozilla.org even though i loved the atmosphere on #firefox and other channels (very helpful crowd and informative chats).

      That said, i never have a problem with IRCnet opers or admins. When i compare that with other, smaller IRC networks i'm not really satisfied with the way they handle their powers... at least, that's my experience on these networks.

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  121. Re:the real big shit by Sinner · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I did a real big shit earlier. It was great! I totally recommend it.

    Or were you talking about something else?

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  122. Positive use of IRC by CySurflex · · Score: 2, Interesting
    we use IRC as the official chatroom of G4 TV. For the less experienced user we offer a java chat client (open source app called PJIRC) that connects them automatically to the correct server and channel. The more experienced users connect via their IRC client of choice - which makes for a nice balance.

    The chatroom usually has around 100-150 people, except for when the The Screen Savers is taped live every day at 4PM PST where the room spikes at 300-400 people. Users in the chatroom interact with the hosts on live TV and the live show incorporate user comments from the channel.

    I'd say we definitely make good use, legal and positive, of IRC!

    1. Re:Positive use of IRC by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You're actually admitting that you work for G4? Here? Do you not know the lions den you just stepped into? Poor guy...

    2. Re:Positive use of IRC by ArtStone · · Score: 1
      IRC's potential value was the "R" part - Relay... Unless you connect more than one server into a network, using IRC this way is nothing more than running a chat server that happens to use the IRC protocol.

      IRC's only theoretical benefit by using relay was that if you had more than one cluster of people on a channel in different parts of the world, the server would send one copy of each message among themselves, saving significant bandwidth.

      But with people thinking they need to create 500 person channels, and the huge drop in the cost of bandwidth since IRC was invented, bandwidth saving is about the last thing anyone would use to justify IRC.

      /ctcp slashdot trout

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  123. where the perv are norm and norm are perv by timlyg · · Score: 0

    So, IRC eh. Illegal? I wonder how they profit from those? irc transactions?

    Illegal is not necessary sin nor is illegal most likely sin; sadly sin is also not most likely illegal.

  124. Sniffing IRC traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm... smells like semen.

  125. please by geekoid · · Score: 1

    keep doing that.

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    1. Re:please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (a) For this particular website, FreeMiniMacs.com, users must do the following to be eligible to get approval to receive their free product:

      * i. Complete and get credit for at least one offer themselves.
      * ii. Refer at least 10 unique people who join and also correctly complete an offer under the terms listed in this document.

      (b) After a user signs up with our website and successfully completes an offer, they must get 10 people to also sign up with our website and successfully complete an offer to get their free item. In order to connect these referrals to the original user, we issue this user a unique link to our offer site, which they must then distribute to the intended parties. Thus, the user is entirely responsible for all communications regarding our offer sites. At no point during the offer process does Gratis Internet send out any communications on the user's behalf to encourage such signups to occur.

      (c) A user may complete more than one offer and may refer more than 10 referrals, but cannot earn more than 1 free product with their account. Any additional referrals or offer completions will not result in any additional free items.

      (d) Referrals completing multiple offers will only count once towards referral accruement for the referrer.

      (e) We will only give out credit for referrals who join by clicking on your referral link code. Anyone who does not click this URL or type it into their web browser exactly cannot be tracked, and thus, cannot be connected to your account. Note that some applications can remove the tracking part of this URL. Users assume the risk of not getting credit for some referrals when using our site(s).

      (f) Users may only receive 1 free item per account.

      (g) Users must be residents of the United States, and there can only be one account per shipping address.

      so.. keep dreaming on getting that fucking 10 referrals. and they'd another ten. that's already hundred and one people signed for 11 mini macs.

      and the next level needs to be thousand users... and ten thousand after that. so the internet was probably combed in a day.

  126. Andromeda Spaceways uses IRC by Spacejock · · Score: 1


    I'm involved in the running of Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine, an Australian science fiction and fantasy mag. There are 21 members of the editorial team spread across every part of Australia, we print an issue of the mag every 2 months and we only meet on IRC. Sure, we have a mailing list for general stuff, but IRC is vital to us because it's cross-platform and easy to use via java clients or Mozilla.

    Occasionally some of us meet up at a convention, but the only time the entire team has been in one place at the same time was June 2001, for the launch of Issue #1.

    Incidentally, (plug plug) ASIM is an SF fiction magazine but we've also interviewed some interesting people - Neal Stephenson, Miranda Otto, Cecilia Dart-Thornton might be familiar to US /.ers - and we also print science articles and book reviews.

  127. Bush would be proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody who speaks about terrorists and their evil plans is a terrorist. Down with free speech and natural rights!

    If you speak about illegal software and activities, you are committing crime!

  128. What about bots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does 1 bot count as 1 person?

  129. Flawed logic... by Paralizer · · Score: 2, Informative
    He uses a mere four words to determine how much of the data is "illegal".

    Monitoring all 60 channels, I counted the frequency of each keyword over the 36 hour period. Each occurrence was manually verified as being in either a legal or illegal context. For example, two people discussing the new features in the latest version of Microsoft Word would be regarded as a legal context.


    Then he uses this information to boldly say...

    Based on those keywords being monitored, 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is "illegal".


    Of course he's going to get results like this, he's idling in large channels with thousands of people and bots spamming those keywords. For the rest of the channels (which I'm willing to bet is something around 80% of them), much less information is traveling through them (they may not necessarily be idle though). He completely disregards this information though! His analysis seems to be completely based on the frequency of the used keywords, Norton, Microsoft, Symantec, and Jasc; these were probably the most queried words in the warez channels, and renders an inaccurate depiction of the world of IRC.

    A much better approach would have been to count the total number of messages his clients received, and sort them out by "illegal" and "legal" context; removing the number of repeat lines from the warez spam channels (usually from the bots), and you would be left with a much more realistic outlook.
  130. Um... by IshanCaspian · · Score: 0

    Um...your sig sucks!

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  131. Re: Top 60 by ToyKeeper · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's like listening to the top 60 most-hyped RIAA "artists" and concluding that 99.9% of all music in the world sucks.

  132. Excellently put... by msimm · · Score: 1

    When I was younger the ONLY reason I'd go on IRC would be porn or some other nefarious purpose. But in the past 5 year I've probably spent more time on IRC chatting with developer communities or gaming communities. I've even spent time running my own IRC channel.

    There is seediness in every corner of the internet (and guess what, human life too!) but this study is simply BS.

    Let me guess..next they'll study USENET? Just wait until they discover the web!!

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  133. no. by XxXoldsaltXxX · · Score: 0

    No aspect of IRC is illegal. Irc is just a protocol for chat. Other programs add in the illegal stuff, which cant really even be classified as illegal, because its just allowing one user to dc to another, and transfer files. This also blows the "99.9% of irc is illegal" bs, since there is really no way to do anything illegal with just text itself.

  134. No, it's more flawed than that by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So he goes into warez channels and concludes that they're used for illegal stuff. Well, gee, ain't that a surprise. (Sarcasm there.)

    So it's not just like doing a crime-rate study on the 10 largest city. It's like doing a study on the 10 largest _prisons_ and concluding that 99.9% of them are criminals (or at least have commited at least one major crime in their lifetime), hence the whole country is a country of criminals.

    Or it's like doing a web study based on Slashdot and concluding that world-wide 99% of the people are computer-savvy nerds, and that Linux is the most popular OS world-wide, more used than MS Windows and MacOS/X combined by an order of magnitude.

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    1. Re:No, it's more flawed than that by pinchhazard · · Score: 0

      What are you, Korean?

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  135. the author is clueless... by jessecurry · · Score: 1

    as to the definition of a hacker...I wish that more people would properly use the word, or will hackers have to come up with a new term to describe themselves without public outrage.

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    1. Re:the author is clueless... by FRAGaLOT · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's H4x0r, remember? :)

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  136. It might as well read... by kakos · · Score: 1

    99.9% of all traffic is illegal in channels trafficing illegal stuff.

    DUH!

  137. More like Avg Proportion of Criminals in Prisons by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1
    its like judging the crime rate of the entire nation by taking the average of the largest several cities.

    No, it's more like taking the average proportion of criminals in the largest several prisons.

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  138. My visual interpretation of this study by RotJ · · Score: 1
  139. Is IRC all bad? by petrus4 · · Score: 0, Troll

    IRC in itself is merely a protocol. Just as a gun in itself isn't inherently good or bad, but rather the person who fires it, the same can be said of IRC. However...

    I spent close to eight years (September 1995 to July 2003) inhabiting IRC, primarily on the Undernet network, but also DALnet as well. For most of that time, I literally spent all of my waking hours on IRC...My bed was located about two feet behind the computer, and I would get up, sign on...and sixteen-eighteen hours later, sign off, and lie down.

    In my experience, the Undernet in particular exists primarily (as does Usenet) as a haven for the socially disenfranchised, chronically mentally ill...it is literally a human rubbish tip, and is the closest thing in physical existence that I have known to the concept of Catholic concept of Purgatory...not even so much in the level of torment that exists there, but more because it exists mainly as a gathering point for those who, because of mental disease and deformity or extreme sexual deviancy and perversion, are unable to associate with the rest of the offline human population. In short, quoting the words of Egon Spengler from the Real Ghostbusters, "This is where the worst ghosts of the lot get stuck, because they're too awful for anyone to see." Outside of the institutionalised mental health or penal systems, I can with confidence state that in Western society, IRC is as bad as it gets.

    During my time on the network, I literally encountered examples of virtually every psychiatric disease or ailment known to man. I knew paranoid and hallucinatory schizophrenics/schizotypals, people with MPD, OCD, and nymphomania, various forms of autism, extreme drug addiction, and nihilistic and perverted occultism related interests.

    As far as sexual deviancy is concerned, DALnet is probably worse than the Undernet, but there again, I was privy to learning about the existence of a huge number of different forms of dysfunctional sexuality...Paedophilia, beastiality, scatology, BDSM, various types of oral fixations, group sex, fetishism is countless other different forms, transsexuality, etc etc. It had an enormous, and extremely detrimental psychological effect on me, which two years later I am still attempting to recover from. I have also had a formal diagnosis of post traumatic stress disorder due to my experiences.

    I personally believe that the Internet is one of the single most positive...bordering on miraculous...inventions in human history that I know of. However, with that said, there are parts of it that urgently need to be avoided. If parents are worried about their children using the net, the Web to a large degree can be ok, as is MSN...but when it comes to Usenet and IRC in particular, their concern is justified.

    I know it will never happen, but my fondest wish would be for the global psychiatric community to mobilise and send some of its members into a number of channels on the Undernet...#scripture, #submission, and #thelema probably primarily among them. Those channels contain extremely sick, damaged people...who need help.

    1. Re:Is IRC all bad? by FRAGaLOT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think your diagnosis of having "post traumatic stress disorder" was from the crazy content you found on IRC. It's the fact you spent far too much time on it. You state you've been using it for about eight years, and spend 18 hours a day, and then crawl to bed which is only 2 feet away.

      This is akin to a story where a Korean man at an internet cafe DIED from just sitting at a PC for over a week, playing an online game for FAR too long. Only getting up to use the bathroom, and never sleeping. THAT is sick. However he wasn't sick from the content on his screen.

      Please don't try to imply that all of the conversations you had and messages you read from IRC is what caused your disorder that was diagnosed, and you're still dealing with.

      The truth is you spent to much time at the computer, which is what got you sick.

      --
      -FRAGaLOT
    2. Re:Is IRC all bad? by burns210 · · Score: 1

      8 years, 16 hours a day? How does that work? Job, school, something had to be going on there. Besides... if it was that BAD, why the hell did you keep going back?

    3. Re:Is IRC all bad? by vidarh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Has it not occurred to you that you do encounter people of all the categories you mention above in your daily life? It is just that for the most part, most people have enough social skills to appear as "normal" when dealing with people face to face, and most people who fall in the categories you list would have a very strong interest in keeping this hidden from you in their daily life.

      Further, this tells more about you than about the overall "population" of Undernet. You've self-selected who you got in contact with by your choice of channels, by your choice of nick, and by choosing who you talk to. It's perfectly possible to find civilised and "normal" conversations on Undernet, as on most IRC networks. But contrary to the physical world where people with unconvential or perverse fantasies are to a certain extent forced to hide their fantasies, anonymous networks gives them a chance to explore in the open - as a result, if you look you most likely will find.

      Another point you need to realise, is that allthough there are many truly disturbed people out there, there's also a great many that just enjoy playing out roles that they in many cases would never dream of living out for real. A significant part of the "nutcases" you've run into on IRC have probably been laughing their ass off from having gotten you to believe what they're writing.

    4. Re:Is IRC all bad? by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      > 8 years, 16 hours a day? How does that work? Job,
      >school, something had to be going on there.

      I have Asperger's Syndrome and borderline schizotypal personality disorder...After being in a psychiatric inpatient unit for two months at the beginning of 1994, (I was 17 at the time and living with parents) I was allowed to remain at home for what quickly became a period of years...it more or less just happened. I was then able to get onto a disability support pension, owing to the Asperger's Syndrome and severe depression.

      >Besides... if it was that BAD, why the hell did
      >you keep going back?

      Due to the level of abuse in various forms that I experienced while in the education system, I developed the perception of myself as an extreme outcast...along the lines of Quasimodo, basically. I became nocturnal and almost completely solitary, and was mostly active at night, at least until being attacked and nearly strangled at around 3-4 am one morning in 1997. I continued going back to IRC despite it being that bad because at the time I had the perception that, as dysfunctional and negative as those people were, they were largely all I had.

      I understand that the reaction of many Americans in particular reading this, particularly those more inclined towards support of George W Bush, is likely to be either apathy and the thought that I should simply get over myself, or hostility and vilification, and the labelling of me as a wimp. I could accept that in the case of myself alone, but what such people do not understand is that it is precisely that kind of attitude that contributes to their being so many people similar to themselves in their midst. Although I am not American myself, virtually all of the individuals I associated with on IRC were. They were as I have said, incredibly damaged people, attempting to exist within the cracks of a society in which the rest of its members were apathetic and selfish, not caring about anyone other than themselves. As long as that kind of attitude is the guiding attitude of Western society, places like the Undernet and Usenet will continue to exist. Human beings need to begin to regain a sense of community and reach out to those who are currently outcasts...it's the only way you can start to heal both the outcasts and yourselves.

    5. Re:Is IRC all bad? by tjgrant · · Score: 1
      As far as sexual deviancy is concerned, DALnet is probably worse than the Undernet, but there again, I was privy to learning about the existence of a huge number of different forms of dysfunctional sexuality...Paedophilia, beastiality, scatology, BDSM, various types of oral fixations, group sex, fetishism is countless other different forms, transsexuality, etc etc

      Wow, bigotry alive and well on slashdot. While Paedophilia is completely and totally wrong, any of the other kinks mentioned are just that kinks, and just because it isn't your kink doesn't make it dysfunctional.

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      Stand Fast,
      tjg.

    6. Re:Is IRC all bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, beastiality is health for you. Or the animal. Sure. Rest of the list, eh, whatever, but let's not get all tolerant with sexual animal abuse, k?

    7. Re:Is IRC all bad? by eyebee · · Score: 1
      I enjoy two or three different communities on IRC - on DALnet actually. There are different types of people in each one, with some overlap of course (myself included). As for actiing out fantasies this is certainly true, although it doesn't really rock my boat, I can understand why some folk like to use a medium such as IRC to do so. I have found I'm better at taking part in a 'wind-up' online than in real-life as I can't ever keep a straight face, and my grin always gives me away.

      I'm not obsessed with cyberspace, but I do enjoy dropping in and chatting with certain users that share common interests, or to just have a laugh. I treat it like a social club.

      There are the idiots that come in, and those that are looking to use it as a pick up joint, or look for cracks etc, but they get short order from a moderator.

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      Onwards & Upwards!
  140. actually i would consider it to be.. by Suchetha · · Score: 1

    text-mode bukkake..

    Suchetha

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    learn from yesterday, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
    or one out of three ain't bad
  141. silc.net by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

    Maybe its time to dump irc for silc - secure irc

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    -- Technology for the sake of technology is as pathetic as eschewing technology because it's technology.
  142. USENET by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 1

    IRC reminds me of USENET. Once upon a time, it was fun and neat and useful. Now it's just filled with crap.

  143. At least do it right. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Ah, IRC, where men are men, women are men, and 14-year old girls are FBI agents. Which are men.

    Kjella

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  144. IRC is not a "city", it's many cities and towns. by McDutchie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:

    IRC is a big, dangerous city full of crime.

    This is misleading nonsense because IRC is a protocol, not a community. There are hundreds or thousands of IRC networks out there, including a few big ones. IRC is a number of big cities plus lots of small towns. I happen to frequent this nice small town where people are mostly friendly, children are welcome, and warez and sex channels are forbidden (this is enforced). Just goes to show that the article is one big misleading generalization with sensationalism as its only purpose.

  145. Re:IRC is not a "city", it's many cities and towns by FRAGaLOT · · Score: 1

    Good point. But most people just default to whatever "big" IRC network their clients connect to when you get on. The main reason why DALnet is (was) so large was because mIRC defaulted to DALnet servers, and it became bigger than EFnet and Undernet.

    Plus people want to go to where all the people are, so they usually goto the big three. Underent EFnet and DALnet. Of course all the bots, worms, and "illegal activity" ends up going to these networks.

    The network you like to goto is an obscure network that's too small for anyone to even want to BOTHER loading spam bots, and XDCC bots, and what not. And it's also why it's probably never been attacked by any DoS, like DALnet was not to long ago. Security with obscurity!

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    -FRAGaLOT
  146. Gee by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    He must be monitoring all the clueless Romanians who keep invading my channel wanting warez and ops. What's with that, has Romania suddenly discovered the Net?

    --
    insecurity asks the wrong question irritation gives the wrong answer
  147. Seriously though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been on and off IRC since 97 and only to meet girls. The first 30 or so I've met I had great times but in the last 2 years it's gotten rotten, girls have become more and more selfish or the nice smart ones have left... who knows. About illegal activity, don't know anything about that, just looking for a new relatively unknown place to meet girls where they don't feel like their pics and cam data is going to end up in some porn usenet group. That really sucks for the rest of us!

  148. Re:IRC is not a "city", it's many cities and towns by McDutchie · · Score: 1

    Oh, it has been attacked allright. You'd be surprised at the shit the admins get to deal with sometimes. :-) The difference is that the network is small enough and the community cohesive enough that script kiddies, pedophiles, and other scum can be kept out mostly successfully.

  149. IRC is the original home of online gaming! by Stanneh · · Score: 0

    i have been using irc (Quakenet) i know irc is used like crazy for illiegal activities but for the multiplayers irc is nothing like that its just a convenient place for all the clans to mass and create clan matches and arange many other games and i remember when hardly anyone knew a damned thing about irc until the noobs found out u could download warez i would also be very suprised if 90% of the peaple connecting to irc could even use it.

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  150. IRC used to trade illegal files!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one thing the auther failed to mention though: there are programs to actively _search_ for illegal files, sometimes referred to as "P2P" (shorthand for "peer to peer") where every user also acts as a host to distribute files; this gives availability a huge boost.

  151. And in another recent study.... by dilema · · Score: 0

    A recent study has also shown that 10 out 10 computer stores actually sell computers...shocking! This study is moot. I mean c'mon he didn't randomly choose 60 channels. He chose them by content..warez.

  152. Don't forget gamers by jtwJGuevara · · Score: 1

    Don't forget IRC's use as an extremely effective medium for gamers to communicate. IRC channels are an extremely good way for clan/guild members to a) be able to converse with members of their team in one channel and b) comingle with other team members in your channel or other channels.

    Personally, I'm on irc.gamesurge.net (the old gamesnet). Warez'ing and "h4x0rz"'ing channels are very tightly restricted on this server. Even so, here are the usage statistics from this morning at 2:30 AM.

    31,023 users
    59 opers
    51,692 channels
    on 19 servers

  153. that's another thing I've been wondering about... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, it's probably off topic, but the bogus data and their use in auto-inflating statistics are one thing I've been wondering about too. Of course, I haven't done any study or anything, so it's only tinfoil hat hypothesis at most.

    For example, I'm in a gaming channel and some allegedly 16 year old horny kid drops by and tries to score some "cybersex". Had to personally persuade one or two to get the heck out, because no op was around.

    How many of those actually are actual kids and potential prey for pedophiles, and how many are actually some FBI agent? And I'm not against the FBI helping keep pedophiles out, but _if_ that's what it was, it was starting a pedophile conversation in a channel that didn't have any to start with. Worse yet, a sex-related conversation in a channel that _does_ have children in it. (You know, lots of games are only PG-13, or even less.)

    I.e., it was doing more harm than good. Or arguably did only harm and no good.

    And how many of those end up in some statistic to justify one's own budget?

    Or someone drops by and starts asking for a crack for that game, or where he can download a warezed version. Or worse yet, advertising some warez site.

    I have no doubt that most were truly clueless wannabe pirates, but... were any of them actually BSA/FBI/publisher/whatever drones trying to see who they can bait? Or deliberately polluting the channel to make pirates comfortable about talking about it?

    The problem, again, is that _if_ that's what it was, it's pollution. A bunch of us have a hard enough time keeping the channel clean of that kinda stuff, and making the pirates _not_ comfortable about it.

    And then someone comes and spends two hours (until an op finally drops by) spouting crap like "only idiots buy what they can download for free", and generally promoting piracy full time. _If_ they're from the BSA or the publisher, it makes me want to bash not only their head in, but also their boss's.

    And again, how many of those end up in some self-justifying statistics? "Waah! Poor us! Piracy is rampant! Yesterday on IRC they were again talking about how only idiots buy our software instead of downloading it!" Right, except was it really a real pirate?

    Oh well.. guess we'll never know. Makes for a good tinfoil hat theory, though.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  154. IRC isn't illegal... by AllNicksWereTaken · · Score: 0

    /msg xdccbot[050] xdcc send #7

    err, woops... wrong window.

  155. Yes bad, but for another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started IRC'ing my first year at uni, and I became addicted. I ruined one year of my life and it cost me about $8.000 in student loans. Ofcoarse this is my fault completely, but it is nice to have someone else to blame :)

  156. Seriously... by lucason · · Score: 1

    Has this guy even tried to figure out how many perfectly leagal post one needs to type to have the same bandwidth impact as 1 CD download. Sjeesh... Talk about flawed conclusions.

  157. RTFA fools! by trezor · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article is ment as a joke, as it is now even mentioned in the article itself.

    I know this is slashdot and that reading full articles isn't really what people do here, but "Hey slashdot readers. This is a joke about bad journalism." is actually the first thing you would see, if you read TFA.

    Jeez, this is a none-case. Wisen up.

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    Not Buzzword 2.0 compliant. Please speak english.
    1. Re:RTFA fools! by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      Well now it says that, Before it was just a bad article...

      I'm sure theres a sliding scale thats like this:
      Properly Researched -> Badly Done Research -> Funny Joke on Bad Journalism

      But unless I'm a journalist I'm not going to notice it hits that funny level, because it's not funny to me, it's a stupid journalist joke, so why look out for it?

      Now, as revenge I think one of us should take a nice news article from BBSpot, and go to the equivalant JournalistDot and submit it as news.

  158. Who Cares if its 100% by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    if that is how society has decided to use a generic technology, then so be it.

    And if you don't like it.. too f-ing bad. Adjust or get lost.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  159. FreeNode: 99% Commies! by Ragica · · Score: 1
    I've decided to extend this researcher's work and focus on one particular network where I suspected a lot of subversion may be occurring: FreeNode. Running a keyword analysis on the top 60 channels, like my predecessor, I was astonished to learn that 99% of the messages appeared to be communist! A steady stream of keywords like "opensource", "BSD" and even "GPL" make this conclusion unmistakable.

    I will be handing over this evidence to the authorities (ie. Microsoft) for immediate action.

  160. Seek and ye shall find by betelgeuse68 · · Score: 1

    So, if I go to the very bad parts of the South Side where I grew up I should conclude that that entire city is a haven for illegal activity? This analogy comes to mind in light of where I grew up. Likewise, if some E.T. come to planet earth and saw the massive amounts of p0rn in terms of web content, he might conclude that the Net is a vehicle for a sex crazed race, therefore news sites, e-commerce, /. et al must be anomalies.

    I see no substance to this claim having participated in IRC channels myself and pointing out to my analogies.

    Worthless noise.

  161. You have been successfully trolled by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

    Did any of you stop to think that the purpose of said analysis was not accuracy? I am willing to bet the only purpose of it was to analyze the PROCESS of gathering statistics.

    - O R -

    With all the tinfoils hats around here. I'm sure somebody thought of the point that the actual study was influenced by big media business who is threatened by P2P and (now the new evil) IRC.

    - O R -

    This is just some guys opinion and he happened to raise the ire of plenty of geeks. That's the Internet for you. Give absolutely anybody a voice to stir up the shitstorm. Bah! Credentials. We don't need no credentials.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

    Unless you happen to believe that perception is reality. Which in marketing, it often is. Or stately more acurately, it becomes real enough.

    -FlynnMP3

  162. In other words by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

    I couldn't agree with you more.

  163. I still remember... as thougth it were yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there i was, sitting in the interogation room waiting for the lead investigator to come back in after leaving in a huff upon reaching a questioning dead end with me as the target of his affection.

    he came back in, slamming the door behind him, smaking his opened hand on the desk, saying "it was you and your IRC buddies... you hacked in to brutus, stole the GPS code and shared it with your IRC buddies... and now it's everywhere, all over the world."

    At this point, I realized computer crime investagators were idiots without any particular grip on reality, let alone this case.

  164. should not be a problem for FBI.. by the_gordian_knot · · Score: 1

    I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

  165. It's easy to be confused by what he wrote. by twitter · · Score: 0, Troll
    He's updated his page with a nasty little insult to those who he should be thanking if he cares about reasonable representation of IRC:

    In response to those Slashdot readers who obviously didn't bother to read this article properly: ... It seems reasonable to assume that a journalist researching IRC for the first time would be more inclined to visit one of the larger channels, and thus be more likely to conclude that it is all about illegal file sharing. This is one of the reasons why IRC gets an unfair bad press. That's what this article was trying to show, in a roundabout way. There are no "lies" or "bullshit" in this article, just people who can't read and interpret things sensibly for themselves.

    Nice of him to be direct but we can be sure that journalists, who thrive on controversy, will be fed the following quote from him 99.9% of the time:

    [IRC] is a haven for warez and trojans. ... 99.9% of IRC traffic to the top 60 channels is "illegal".

    That's out of context, but the important contexts are missing from his article too. While the update bemoans the fact that "Slashdot readers" are apt to be confused and enraged by what he says, he does not include these important facts and explanations:

    1. An automated advertisement of cracked software is not equivalent to a download of the software.
    2. Bots are minority usage. There are many orders of magnitude more smaller channels than there are large channels.
    3. The only reason to visit a larger channel would be to find warez because it's impossible to have a conversation with 100 people, let alone 1000.
    4. Bots are a serious problem and are used to disrupt legitimate conversation.

    In short, IRC usage is much like the rest of the world. The vast majority of activity is legitimate but a minority are making it difficult for everyone.

    It's silly to characterize things the way he did. Unless the author notes and includes some of the better judgment exhibited by the people he's insulting, he's not doing IRC any favor.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  166. 99% of Internet traffic is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially when considering the laws of China, Iran, and so on.

    The important question is, what percentage of the applicable laws in all countries, including DMCAmerica, are just?

  167. If that is the case... by peeon · · Score: 1

    /server irc.warez.com

  168. 99.9% by arcele · · Score: 1

    I beleive that 99.9% of all activity in the high flow channels is illegal, especialy since most of these channels are just filled with bots serving files and idlers waiting for their files. I've used IRC for around 10 years now (i've pretty much eased my way into real life by now) and i'd say that only about 10% of total irc activity is illegal. The rest is just 12 year olds talking about meaningless garbage.

  169. Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics by X86Daddy · · Score: 1
    What can we make percentages of in the world of IRC?
    • bytes transfered
    • individual users
    • channels
    • individual messages
    • other?

    Further, what is "illegal?" The very existence of warez channels? Lurking in them? Chatting in them? Perhaps just exchanging commercial files in them...

    Ah, but it's only the exciting numbers like 99.9% that are headline worthy.
  170. Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably because with so many users, and the fact that IRC is just multiplayer notepad, then everything that can be said is said. See?! Any statement can be followed with a quot... ah nevermind.

  171. His response to those Slashdot is so funny. by neckdeepinspecialsau · · Score: 1
    The logic eludes me. "In response to those Slashdot readers who obviously didn't bother to read this article properly"

    If they didn't read the article properly the first time why post a response at the top of that same article to people who did not read it "properly" in the first place?

    As funny as it is I agree the first few posts to this really miss the point. He isn't saying it's all bad.

    1. Re:His response to those Slashdot is so funny. by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      he also rewrote parts of the article to "correct" it.

  172. Is IRC All Bad by infiniphonic · · Score: 1

    And here I thought that huge metropolitan cities were havens for illegal activity.Make THEM illegal!

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    Crisis is the rule, not the exception.
  173. "Illegal" is not the appropriate term. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > 99.9% of IRC usage is illegal

    The word "illegal" is not appropriate here.

    Unauthorized file-trading increases a person's potential for civil liability under the statutes for direct, contributory, or vicarious copyright infringment.

    To use the term "illegal" to refer to an increased potential for civil liability is a gross distortion of the term "illegal".

    If I construct a swimming pool in my backyard, I am, in fact, "increasing my potential for civil liability". (One of the neighbor kids might jump my fence and drown in my pool, resulting in a lawsuit.) But just because I choose to engage in an activity that increases my potential for civil liability, it does not mean that activity is "illegal".

  174. DOH! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    The most popular channels in IRC are warez and porn channels! They use most of the bandwidth and the most people go in there!

    If you don't tell me I would've never suspected. Of course, i'm of those chitchatters that spend less than 1% of the bandwidth of irc in occasional conversations, using short acronyms like "brb" and "lol". So I guess I'm not representative at all. Oh well.

  175. The author's conclusion "It (IRC) is a haven for warez and trojans." is inaccurate and tends to suggest that all of IRC is a haven for warez and trojans.

    The top 60 channels are popular because most of those channels involve illegally giving away warez, etc. The popularity of those 60 channels is not because of the illegality per se, instead those channels are popular because they encourage leeching of popular items for free. It would have been more accurate for the author of the article to suggest: 99% of the traffic in the top 60 channels involve leeching transactions of illegally distributed software,etc and that the top 60 channels comprise less than 1% of the total channels.

  176. What I learned on IRC... by pstreck · · Score: 1

    What I learned when I used to use IRC was how to hack linux, me and a group of other highschool kids used early versions of slackware and helped each other on learning the internals. While yes, there was a lot of warez and other illegal activity going on, at the same time communities of individuals were being developed and evolved out of the old bbs style communication. IRC wasn't they only method of discussion we used, news groups, mailing lists and others played a role. But a common bond of young geek wanabes was born there. And I for know that I would not be as knowledgable today if it weren't for IRC...

    --

    Later,
    Phil
  177. IRC = chicks by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    It's a great place to pick up chicks! Seriously. AOL used to be a good place, years ago, but now that any moron can get on AOL it's useless. But IRC? Works pretty damn good. Generally I've found that IRC chicks have a slightly higher level of Net knowledge to begin with.
    One of the main reasons is that there are still "local" channels, kind of like the old BBS days. Remember those days? Where everyone in teleconference was a local person dialing into a local number? Sometimes I really don't care to sit around and chat with people in foreign countries. I just want to meet people that are local to me.
    IRC allows this to happen.

  178. Moron moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since this was (according to the date on the post) the first time anyone dealt with the issue, it's not redundant. Subsequent posts to the same issue are redundant.

    Dipshits.

  179. Of course, is this a surprise? by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

    Look at what illegal activity occurs on IRC in comparison to what legal activity happens on IRC. Development conversation lasting one hour: 100k of text. Let's say 1,000 participate in something like that. That makes 100 MB of traffic (Fuzzy math, I know). Now let's say two people download the French Halo 2. I'm going to estimate it at 8 GB each. That's .1GB/16GB Legal/Illegal ratio, .625% legal activity.

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    I hate grammar Nazi's.
  180. 99.5% of IRC traffic is programming related: by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1
    I did a similar study using four keywords: "char", "#include", "int", and "void".

    The results would astonish you.... Over 99% of all IRC traffic is programming related. Clearly IRC is a haven for programmers.

  181. Funny by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Isn't conspiracy to steal copyrighted materials also a crime?

    Psst, I know where to get some Debian isos, copyrighted Debian isos, want to download them?

    Yes, please send them to me by email. It reminds me my surprise when I wanted to make a full Debian mirror on my new webserver only to find out that I couldn't fit nearly enough disks in my server to hold Debian. Just for the record, here are the ISOs torrents for the current stable version of Debian:

    CD #1: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-1.iso.torrent, CD #2: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-1_NONUS.iso.torrent, CD #3: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-2.iso.torrent, CD #4: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-3.iso.torrent, CD #5: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-4.iso.torrent, CD #6: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-5.iso.torrent, CD #7: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-6.iso.torrent, CD #8: debian-30r4-alpha-binary-7.iso.torrent, CD #9: debian-update-3.0r4-alpha-1.iso.torrent, CD #10: debian-update-3.0r4-alpha-2.iso.torrent, CD #11: debian-30r4-arm-binary-1.iso.torrent, CD #12: debian-30r4-arm-binary-1_NONUS.iso.torrent, CD #13: debian-30r4-arm-binary-2.iso.torrent, CD #14: debian-30r4-arm-binary-3.iso.torrent, CD #15: debian-30r4-arm-binary-4.iso.torrent, CD #16: debian-30r4-arm-binary-5.iso.torrent, CD #17: debian-30r4-arm-binary-6.iso.torrent, CD #18: debian-update-3.0r4-arm-1.iso.torrent, CD #19: debian-update-3.0r4-arm-2.iso.torrent, CD #20: debian-30r4-hppa-binary-1.iso.torrent, CD #21: debian-30r4-hppa-binary-1_NONUS.iso.torrent, CD #22: debian-30r4-hppa-binary-2.iso.torrent, CD #23:

    --
    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  182. Re: Top 60 by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

    +10 Insightful