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Do-Not-Call List Could Be Opened For Phone Spam

Wick_7654 submits a link to this story at the Chicago Sun-Times, which begins "The agency overseeing the national Do Not Call Registry is considering opening a loophole to allow companies to deliver 'pre-recorded message telemarketing.' The effort is being organized by Allen Hile of the FTC's division of marketing practice. Be sure to let the FTC know how you feel about it." The proposed change specifies that recorded calls would be allowed only when an "established business relationship" exists, but provisions like that tend to be stretched to absurdity.

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  1. Pre-existing Business Relationship by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, sir, your uncle's second wife's stepsister's kindergarten teacher once bought a widget from us. That establishes a clear prior business relationship between you and us.

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    1. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by pmazer · · Score: 5, Funny

      And when we say 'us', we mean the company that recently phoned the company down the street from our sister company which resides in Malaysia. And of course, we had records of all of this, but we recently put them in the paper shreader and then burned it, for your security's sake.

    2. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, you've got a business relationship with me yet you don't know my number? Right...

    3. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by saden1 · · Score: 1

      Is that so? It just so happens i have dealt with Mr. Hile's brother's business associates's uncle's carpet cleaning business and wish to offer my super-dooper house cleaning and carpet's washing business. Once this loophole comes in to effect I'll be able to offer my services to Mr. Hile and his lovely wife.

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    4. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by XxXoldsaltXxX · · Score: 1

      whats even sadder, is that they would actually say that =/

    5. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but what does that make us? Absolutely NOTHING!

    6. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know which is worse, government or business marketing? Did anyone get spam from the government during election time? I got like 10 automated messages a day calling in asking me to vote for Bush. Then 2 seconds later I would get another automated message for Kerry. I swear one administration has hacked into the others.

    7. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      That doesn't come from the goverment, it comes for the campaigns...

    8. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1, Funny
      How about your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?

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    9. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by Asphalt · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In order to "opt-out", as the proposal says you will be able to do, I assume you will need to listen to each advertisement in it's entirety to hear the "opt-out" instructions. I don't see a limit on the length of the call, so you could be roped into a 5 minute pitch.

      What a great way to make sure your ad is indeed, listened to.

      If you hang up, you keep getting them because you didn't opt-out.

      This is pretty ingenius on the part of the marketers, because to assert your opt-out rights, you have to listen to the whole ad at least once.

    10. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the politicians specifically exempted themselves from the restrictions of the Do Not Call list.

    11. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Or, in one case that I am fighting at the moment, "We sent you some paper spam. That establishes a clear prior business relationship".

    12. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by Herschel+Cohen · · Score: 1

      Not too many months ago, I was asked by one these cold calling outfits why I just did not add my name to the "Do-Not-Call" list. I told them I expected that list in the future to be a marketing source.

      While I still get some <i>marketing</i> calls they are usually taped messages that I immediately terminate. My problem at present is keeping cool enough to determine if the person I am about to insult is really a call we are waiting for!

    13. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No, 153457, Mr. Crazy Man on Fire, your number is in our records.

    14. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by jfengel · · Score: 1

      My favorite was a local candidate whose ad started with Bob Marley singing Get Up Stand Up. I'd let the answering machine get it and the next thing I knew, somebody had called to play some reggae at me. It was kinda cool until he came on explaining why I should vote for him.

      The funny part is that my house isn't even in his district. (He won anyway.) Fortunately for me, living in a solid blue state means nobody really cared who I voted for, so I got fairly few of these calls.

    15. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Nope. Nadda. Not a single one. And my primary email address gets over 500 pieces of spam a day now (only about 5 make it to my inbox and the rest are rejected or trapped).

    16. Re:Pre-existing Business Relationship by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      What about the hearing-impaired people? How do they opt-out?

  2. You saw our pop-up ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Therefore, we have a prior business relationship.

  3. I for one by mrelph · · Score: 0

    ...would like to thank our (new?) FTC overlords for this...

  4. Buisiness Relationship by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The proposed change specifies that recorded calls would be allowed only when an "established business relationship" exists, but provisions like that tend to be stretched to absurdity.

    Hey...it worked with CAN-SPAM, right? .....Right? Who here can truely say that CAN-SPAM hasn't stopped all spam from reaching their inbox?! I give this provision the thumbs up!

    </sarcasm>

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    1. Re:Buisiness Relationship by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's sad is the point the article makes: nearly "cost-free" internet calling is now a possibility. Imagine receiving hundreds of phone calls a day, in a spam-style blitz. International casinos, viagra ads. I can picture us going through the same motions we use for spam (install "voice filters", find they don't work, block calls from Grandma, etc).

      The only way to solve this, and the spam problem is to have full accountability. Don't allow a telephone/computer onto the internet unless its idenity is known and there's no technical way to fake it. If the device's identity is hidden or nebulous, it's not allowed to connect. Have devices be physically tracable. Privacy advocates may shudder, but if something like this was in place we wouldn't have problems.

    2. Re:Buisiness Relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... "Trusted Computing!" Wonderful! Outstanding!

      Let us not stop there... How about a scheme that allows or disallows rights to software and/or hardware based upon what direction the wind blows! The real stunning awsomeness of this: consumers only have to trust 2-3 vendors for everything! Heck, if it were not for people that know better than me, how else do I know that it's OK to watch my licenced DVD with my licenced DVD watcher-software on (what else) my licenced hardware on my licenced internet? Hoo-Rah for closed source and propriety as it's the only thing trustable!

      If your not a privacy "advocate" then what are you?

  5. How is this different? by Slack3r78 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Aren't companies allowed to make calls already if they have a "pre-established business relationship" with you? Has this changed or is the summary missing something?

    1. Re:How is this different? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Exactly, that was one of the pre-existing loopholes, that and non profit groups and politicians being able to call all they want.

    2. Re:How is this different? by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      As always I can say Thank God I live in Indiana. We have a much more restrictive no call rule than the Federal one.

    3. Re:How is this different? by Edward+Teach · · Score: 4, Informative

      This would allow a third party to make the call for a business. Yeah, then they sell your number to a bunch of other businesses. And, since they were allowed to call, now those other businesses can call. And then, they sell your number to even more businesses...get it?

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    4. Re:How is this different? by s.d. · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The thing I don't like about this new change is that, yes, there is already an exception for the pre-existing business relationship. If a company calls me now, I can tell the person who called "put me on your do not call list," and they won't bug me anymore.

      However, my gripe about pre-recorded messages is it puts the burden on the consumer to get off the list -- you have to call the company that just called you back, then get a person on the phone and get them to remove you from their list.

      It just makes it that much harder for consumers to deal with, and that much easier for the companies bugging them. Banks of computers are a lot cheaper than banks of people, when traversing a list of millions of phone numbers...

    5. Re:How is this different? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      You find the phone spammers and bash their heads in with a ten commandments replica? Cool..

    6. Re:How is this different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can already do that to pre-existing business relationshipos already, so how is it anything new?

    7. Re:How is this different? by Reziac · · Score: 4, Informative

      What I wrote on the comments form; feel free to plagiarize:

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      This is the worst of all possible amendments. Automated phone spam is already the most abusive, as it usually grabs the phone line and won't let go until it's done with its spiel. This wastes my time if I happen to answer the line, and wastes the limited space on my answering machine tape if it picks up. Plus in my experience, automated phone spam is the MOST likely to not have a valid way to get off the list. Oh, sure, it may give you an 800 number to call, but that's likely to reach some convoluted voicemail system that never gets you anywhere. And the concept of "prior contact" has already been stretched to mean "and everyone our company ever shares marketing information with". Not only that, but the upshot WILL be that telemarketers uniformly go to an automated model (much cheaper for them, much more annoying for us). PLEASE don't let this go through. KEEP "Do Not Call" a REAL prohibition against junk calls.
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    8. Re:How is this different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KEEP "Do Not Call" a REAL prohibition against junk calls.

      But ... it works the way it is, and that annoys the telemarketers, so they have to "fix" it.

    9. Re:How is this different? by bstone · · Score: 1

      However, my gripe about pre-recorded messages is it puts the burden on the consumer to get off the list -- you have to call the company that just called you back, then get a person on the phone and get them to remove you from their list.

      Of course, there doesn't seem to be anything here to prevent them from putting the information you need (who they are, how to opt out, etc.) at the end of their five minute telemarketing recording, forcing you to listen to the whole thing in order to even be able to opt out.

    10. Re:How is this different? by LabRat007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If a company calls me now, I can tell the person who called "put me on your do not call list," and they won't bug me anymore."

      I've been running into a new problem. I get reapeated calls from the same boiler room, same tele-marketer, and asking for the same person (who does not live here). When I ask to be taken off the list or to talk to a manager they just hang up. When I tell them they called the day before they tell me they did not and promptly hang up. The number they call from does not show up on caller id.

      My next attempt will be to play along and see if I can't get a mailing address.

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    11. Re:How is this different? by Muvlo+Redond · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My reply:

      As a satisfied user of the Do-Not-Call list, I can point out a key flaw of the proposed change -- it benefits the corporation, not the individual. For too many years, any household with a telephone has been bombarded with an intolerable level of unwanted advertisement. The purpose of the telephone is communication. Communication is bidirectional. The Do-Not-Call list protects communication from being replaced by the one-sided soliloquy of the direct advertisement. Clearly, this does not benefit the companies which must now redirect their marketing efforts along other channels; the benefits are instead enjoyed by the public in general. It is the individual who must be protected, and it is the FTC's responsibility to do so. And the FTC has done so -- a strong defense has been given to the public. But a defense is only as strong as its weakest point. The danger of the proposed change is in its admission that it is perfectly acceptable for a company to violate the Do-Not-Call list barrier, by making a trivial modification to the method of transmission. The additional "requirement" of an established business relationship is completely irrelevent; such a proviso is mere fluff, as no possible method of enforcement is available.

      The Do-Not-Call list is a powerful tool to rebalance the uses of the telephone. I strongly urge that it be allowed to remain strong, not gutted to serve the interests of corporations.

    12. Re:How is this different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same exact problem. It turned out to be a debt collector. Not my debt or anyone I'd ever met. The trick is to never admit if the person they want is there, then they can't hang up. Once I figured that out, I finally got a name I was able to look up and get an address and sent them a letter that followed my states rules for getting a debt collector to stop. Their website brags about doing a breadth first search. F-ers.

    13. Re:How is this different? by HeghmoH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please, we are "people", not "consumers". You're using the language of the oppressors.

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    14. Re:How is this different? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative
      When I tell them they called the day before they tell me they did not and promptly hang up. The number they call from does not show up on caller id.

      My suggestion: treat it like an obscene phone call. Contact your phone company, tell them you're receiving illegal and harassing telemarketing calls, ask about using *57 (Call Trace) so you can get their number to report them to the FTC. (If your phone company won't help, try contacting the FTC directly and complaining about your phone company.)

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    15. Re:How is this different? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Or you could treat it like an obscene phone call with the heavy breathing and dirty talking.

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    16. Re:How is this different? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Please, we are "people", not "consumers". You're using the language of the oppressors.

      I beg to differ. We are not the consumers, we are the non-consumers. We are above them. We are informed.

      The consumers are the ones who wont catch any of this until they start hearing the phone ring more often.

  6. Hehe by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you wish to create a business relationship with Spammers Inc., hang up now! If you already have a business relationship with us, please stay on the line."

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    1. Re:Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send them a recorded message to their offices x 1000, until they get the message:

      "As your constituants, we have a pre-existing business relationship with you. As such, if you allow this phone spam, this pre-recorded message will call you non-stop until such time as you repeal it. If you would like this damn recording to please shut the hell up, too bad. We will instead start reciting pi. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716937510 ..."

  7. Like we didn't see this coming... by sadler121 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and the fact that telemarketers have been drooling at the prospect of a list that they can get for free. Notch one up for the telemarketers lobbest and one down for the public.

    1. Re:Like we didn't see this coming... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      That's Lobbyist. LOBBYIST. Sorry.

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    2. Re:Like we didn't see this coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep I never signed up, figuring it would become just one more database for a******s to misuse

  8. Sadly, this is probably a waste of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This admin seems determined to allow large businesses to do whatever. The can spam act is a total joke just like what will happen to the federal do-not-call list

    .

    One of the interesting things about it is that it allows large companies to do as they see fit. MSN (and I believe Yahoo and AOL amongst others) to this day , still sell an address list, bandwidth, and ips to spammers. In particular, MSN works with companies such as SBC and Qwest and will "borrow" home users IP's for temp useage. Of course, the users are not currently using them, so MSN will allow spammers to appear to be the end-user. So many people here think that spam is originating from China, when in reality, it does not. It is simply given the appearence of such. Of course, the government made sure that can spam did not injure that practise.

    Now, they are slipping in a backdoor for the no-call list. If you really want to have this work, then you should try to get your state to pass the same law as Colorado has. Colorado started it and it seems to work well.

    1. Re:Sadly, this is probably a waste of time. by northcat · · Score: 2

      Can you please elaborate? I seem to be missing something here. How can they make it appear from China if they are "borrowing" US IPs?

    2. Re:Sadly, this is probably a waste of time. by discord5 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      In particular, MSN works with companies such as SBC and Qwest and will "borrow" home users IP's for temp useage.

      Elaborate please... I can understand that they might sell e-mail adresses to spammers, but actually cooperate and provide them with bandwidth and home user IP's (good thing those are mostly RBL'ed) is a while other matter. Do you have any proof for this? Or at least a tin-foil hat webpage?

      So many people here think that spam is originating from China, when in reality, it does not.

      Say hello to open relays, anonymous (unusable) proxies and what else... Look, I'm not going to argue with you that most mail coming from China isn't chinese, but this hardly explains the connection between MSN and spammers other than the possibility of them selling the addresses. If MSN was keen enough on spamming, don't you think they'd provide the spammers with means easier than dynamic home IPs?

      Of course, the government made sure that can spam did not injure that practise.

      What I've learnt about governments is that most of them don't have the technical understanding to see the fundamental problem, and they have no inclination or time to learn to understand the kind of problems that arise.

      Yes, governments have advisors, and they still have to translate techbabble to laymans terms. Those laymans terms get turned into law-speak, and somewhere along the way an idea to punish someone becomes a loophole, either because there is an error in translation or there is political intrest in letting the problem exist.

    3. Re:Sadly, this is probably a waste of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Elaborate please... I can understand that they might sell e-mail adresses to spammers, but actually cooperate and provide them with bandwidth and home user IP's (good thing those are mostly RBL'ed) is a while other matter. Do you have any proof for this? Or at least a tin-foil hat webpage?

      I was at a major bandwdith provider when the spammer from denver made an offer to them. Basically, he was paying MSN 1 million / month for unlimited bandwidth, useage of their residential IPs (from various areas throughout the world; China, US, etc, but the spam was started in Denver and injected into MSN's network), and a large number of e-mail addresses. But MSN wanted 5 million / month and to start controlling it. So he went to a different bandwidth provider without understanding how relationships work. Basically, he told some folks who were good buddies with BG and they of course related it back to him. At that point, BG/MS had the government go after him. And to the best of my knowledge, the bandwidth company did not go along with the deal. But that was 2 years ago.

      Will I offer proof? no. I need income as well, which is why I do not mention the bandwidth provider.

    4. Re:Sadly, this is probably a waste of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Basically, he told some folks who were good buddies with BG and they of course related it back to him. At that point, BG/MS had the government go after him."

      Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

    5. Re:Sadly, this is probably a waste of time. by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      "In particular, MSN works with companies such as SBC and Qwest and will "borrow" home users IP's for temp useage. Of course, the users are not currently using them, so MSN will allow spammers to appear to be the end-user."

      Uhhh...hello? That's why it's called "Dynamic" Host Configuration Protocol. You see, the IP address *isn't* static, so it is *supposed* to be re-used when you're not online. It's not yours to begin with. It's only yours when you need it.

      The much larger problem is when your home computer *is* sending the spam, because it's not firewalled, and someone installed a spam-bot on your PC. So, if you want MSN and Yahoo and AOL to do something, ask them, please, to hand out firewalling software with every new subscriber package.

    6. Re:Sadly, this is probably a waste of time. by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      SBC certainly provides direct connectivity to spammers. I don't think Microsoft is quite that blatant - they stick to the DMA path of making sure real anti-spam legislation doesn't appear.

  9. got ya by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now your unlisted number, that you went ahead and put on the do-not-call list to protect yourself from callers who just selected numbers randomly, will be given to the telemarketers as a number that is fair game for them to call. Your tax maney at work.

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    1. Re:got ya by eMartin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      WTF is wrong with these people?

      Don't they realize that those of us that went thgough the trouble of putting our numbers on tht list won't buy anything from them? Why are they wasting their time and ours?

    2. Re:got ya by legirons · · Score: 1

      "Don't they realize that those of us that went thgough the trouble of putting our numbers on tht list won't buy anything from them? Why are they wasting their time and ours?"

      Maybe they want to punish the people who thought they could tell big business what to do? Phoning people up to play pre-recorded messages that you can't opt out of seems like an ideal way of doing that...

    3. Re:got ya by Asphalt · · Score: 1
      Now your unlisted number, that you went ahead and put on the do-not-call list to protect yourself from callers who just selected numbers randomly, will be given to the telemarketers as a number that is fair game for them to call. Your tax maney at work.

      FWIW, I never put my number on the DNC list for the very reason that I knew it would eventually be misused.

      People called me crazy, paranoid even.

      I say they just haven't lived here long enough.

      And i'm not even going to say I told you so ...

    4. Re:got ya by VoidWraith · · Score: 0

      To my previous knowledge, at least on a state basis (Massachusetts here...) sending unsolicited recordings was illegal. Before the do not call registry, they had to pay their telemarketers to make the calls. If this thing goes through, then its back behind square one. Not only would they be able to make calls, but they could do it with machines instead of paid employees!

      Granted, I do like the recorded appointment reminders that my dentist has... but there's no reason to change this. It works! The only thing I can see telemarketing selling is credit cards and real estate agents.

    5. Re:got ya by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Well, you may not be aware of this, but a large percentage of profit from telemarketers comes from people who just can't say no. These people are quite often aware they have this problem, and most likely signed up for the DNC list the second they had a chance.

      So while a large number of people would never buy something from them anyways, there's also a very large number of people who, were they to be reachable, would have very little chance of being able to say no, and THAT is what these telemarketers are after.

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    6. Re:got ya by zigomushy · · Score: 1

      In the UK, I'm already getting 5 calls a day, including W/Ends, and the most popular time is around 7-8 O'clock. And I'm not mentioning the number of times the phone goes dead when getting near to the receiver (Using the AutoDial2000, calling 10 people, and using the line that gets picked up first?) And, this hasn't seamed to have been picked up by the press over hear! 75% of all these calls are recorded, however I find it much easier to hang up on a tape recorder than some poor folk in India!

    7. Re:got ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK has had a Do Not Call list for years now, and it's a lot more powerful than the American one (none of the sort of loopholes that's mentioned in the article). You should put yourself on it.

    8. Re:got ya by zigomushy · · Score: 1

      ok, thanks for that! i just found it, looks good, just hope it does what is says on the tin. -Tim

    9. Re:got ya by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1
      Ummm...

      I thought the telemarketers already had the do not call list.

      Otherwise, how would they know you were on it?

      They get a copy of the list to use to scrub their lists, and the reason this is not a problem is because if they call you anyway, they get fined.

      Of course, this new proposal kind of screws all of that up...

  10. Are you insane? by nordicfrost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What the hell is going on over there? Has the entire USA become a free-for-all (big business that is) annoyfest? I'm on an European do-not-call-list and have recieved two calls in four or five years one was a mistake, that didn't help I reported them anyway.

    The other was from a company I already do business with (I yelled at them anyway and moved my business to another company that don't anoy me at work). They used the pre-business loophole so I told them what my opinion was with that and talked to everyone I could reach in the company. I also reported them to the consumer ombudsman, since they are abusing their power grid monopoly in Oslo to justify pushing sales calls.

    From an outside perspective, it seems like the only ones enjoying freedom in the US are big, bug business. They can trample the freedom of private citizens quite easely, it seems and bother them at will while the government drags its feet. And counts its money, I presume. We have the loophole too, but we are at least working on closing it, not opening it more.

    1. Re:Are you insane? by EEBaum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Has the entire USA become a free-for-all (big business that is) annoyfest?"

      Yes.

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    2. Re:Are you insane? by DonnyCarcharo · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if it's coincidence or not but ever since signing up for the DNC list I've gotten more pre-recorded messages than ever before. The actual real live human being* telemarketers are near extinct on my land-land however so that's a blessing. We were up to around 15-20 calls a day. But it's still odd that we never got the prerecorded stuff before the list. Now my days are filled with "call this number to subscribe to our newspaper, satellite internet is now available in your area, we can help you with your mortgage..." * Though soulless, telemarketers are technically human.

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    3. Re:Are you insane? by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Has the entire USA become a free-for-all (big business that is) annoyfest?

      No. In fact, ever since I added our phone number to the federal do-not-call list, telemarketing calls have in fact stopped.

      The exception is the occasional charity, but even those have pretty much ground to a halt. When they do call, the conversation goes something like this:

      "Hi! This is the Save Small Kittens from Cancer fund, will you give us money?"

      "We're on the federal do not call list."

      "We're a non-profit charity, we are exempt, sir".

      "And, given that we are a household that has registered as not wanting telemarking calls, what genius thought calling us would be a good way to get money from us?"

      "Uh...well...er...um..."

      "Did it occur to anyone that, in fact, by calling a household listed on the do-not-call list, you would in fact generate substantial ill will, and virtually guarantee we'd never send you a dime, even if we might have been planning to do so?"

      "Uh..."

      "Don't call us again." [click]

      It's very simple- any time you get a telemarking call from an NPO and you're on the do not call list, tell them that, by calling you, they've been crossed off the list of charities you donate to. Particularly if you've already donated to them- they can see this on their screen- it will be HIGHLY effective.

      Well, that and (I believe) under the new laws, even an NPO can't call you BACK if you tell them to piss off...they have to honor the request, at least for a few years.

    4. Re:Are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Has the entire USA become a free-for-all (big business that is) annoyfest?

      Yes.

    5. Re:Are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are illegal right now - check US code Title 47, ch. 5, subchap. 2, part 1, section 227 at the cornell website.

      Good luck actually getting anyone in your state AG's office to do anything about it (I know, it's a federal law, but it gives the power to the state AG). I think you can sue on your own, though.

    6. Re:Are you insane? by merky1 · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that the party calling is not a non-profit organization. Most of the time a for profit organization will use a non-profit as a front to collect money from telemarketing. Of course the charity gets a cut, but only in the 10-30% range.

      While it does soil the reputation of the NPO contracting this morons, I don't think I've been contacted by a single NPO I would have considered donating to in the first place. Especially not the fraternal order of Police, who use JAK for collection.

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    7. Re:Are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Answer a rhetorical question 2. ??? 3. KARMA!!

    8. Re:Are you insane? by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I was expecting a "funny"

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    9. Re:Are you insane? by Kalak · · Score: 1

      OK, this is now off topic, but trying Google is coming up empty, and rather than dig more, I figured I'd ask. What is this JAK of which you speak and what to they have to do with the FOP?

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    10. Re:Are you insane? by lga · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Hi! This is the Save Small Kittens from Cancer fund, will you give us money?"

      I always find it more fun to get into an argument with them about the fact that I give money to save people before I give money to save animals. Since I don't have enough money to save all the people, I'm never going to give money to animals. They really hate that.

      Why would I want to pay for cat rescue when there are homeless people and starving people who aren't getting any help?

    11. Re:Are you insane? by theNAM666 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In a democracy, you get the government you pay for, vote for, or create.

      so I told them what my opinion was with that and talked to everyone I could reach in the company. I also reported them to the consumer ombudsman...

      Most Americans will wine and grump and murmur about problems for hours, but are unwilling to take such simple and direct citizen action as the above in order to preserve their freedom and privacy. Like spoiled children (which they have plenty of!), they expect someone else to do this for them. The tragedy is, it is remarkably simple to get things done in the American democracy. Most Senators' senior staffers can be reached within 15-20 minutes during work hours. If everyone reading this just picked up the phone and called their Senate offices, this change would be a political issue and the FCC would never adopt it.

      The simple fact is, the corporations organize to petitition and lobby on issues that matter to them. The Citizenry does not. This is not a matter of money -- as there are far more citizens and it is easy for them to be louder (and deliver "more votes")-- but a matter of representation. What it boils down to is that the US citizenry, /.ers included, is largely lazy, politically uneducated and unwilling or unable to represent their own interests. In short, Americans like to bitch and complain, but they don't like to act.

    12. Re:Are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Google, it seems to be a call center.

      Jak Productions Inc
      (770) 612-1386
      291 Pat Mell Rd Se
      Atlanta, GA 30303

    13. Re:Are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rescued cat is more likely to be cute, and therefor has a greater value

    14. Re:Are you insane? by lsmeg · · Score: 1
      From an outside perspective, it seems like the only ones enjoying freedom in the US are big, bug business.

      You said it. If I get one more call from Terminix I'm going to scream!

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    15. Re:Are you insane? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "From an outside perspective, it seems like the only ones enjoying freedom in the US are big, bug business. They can trample the freedom of private citizens quite easely, it seems and bother them at will while the government drags its feet."

      You know, this is pretty crazy, and I have no idea how it would work...but maybe we the people should form a corporation for the people and put all of our money behind it. Maybe then we'd actually have some rights in this country, or at least the power to buy them.

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    16. Re:Are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would I want to pay for cat rescue when there are homeless people and starving people who aren't getting any help?


      My usual response to people with your attitude is, "You know, you're right. Homelessness is such a great problem. I'm so glad you're interested in helping people in need. So, how are you actively helping? Oh, you're not? Uh huh. So you're not interested in homelessness, but just want to bitch at people who like animals? Great, thanks, you're helping a lot." I've never heard somebody who actually does like to help people complain about others helping animals.

    17. Re:Are you insane? by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      The the webpage (The sentral government registry ain Brønnøysund, Norway. I imagine it's a lot like the central filing stationn in Futurama) you use to block callers is very simple.

      You fill out your social security number (Called person number here, more 1984-style), then check off what you don't want. You can check off the following:

      I want to block advertisment through mail (check)
      I want to block advertisment through phone and mobile (check)

      and
      I want to block advertisment from charities (check)

      And sinceI give money anonymeously to charities, they don't have prior business with me. So they don't bother me.... Yay! I give to the Salvation Army and some to Save the children, but if they dare to call me, I'll stop that instant and explaing every fucking soul in the charity why I did it. I have already resigned from my Amnesy lifetim membership becaus they were so god damn annoying. Yes I want to take action, but not every fucking other day!!!

    18. Re:Are you insane? by shikan_taza · · Score: 1

      1. Restitution for man's cruelty to animals

      2. The suffering of animals looks more poignant to me (probably because their suffering is due to circumstances not of their making).

      Disclaimer: My contributions are something like 90/10 in favour of people.

    19. Re:Are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because homeless people are trash and not worth the air they stink up with their BO and piss-stained pants.

    20. Re:Are you insane? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      It sure seems that way. I often get recordings on my answering machine (especially around election time) informing me of all the wonderful things that the prospective candidate will do if elected. I also get calls at least a few times a month from some company (not always the same one) looking for someone who doesn't even live at my house with "important information" telling the person to call back some 800 number (that leads to a voice mail system and drops the call. So there doesn't seem to be a way to get my number off these lists, despite the fact that my number (and cell phone numbers) are on the do-not-call list. :-/

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    21. Re:Are you insane? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      You should still be able to report them to the FTC at donotcall.gov BUT, I've been getting the same prerecorded messages myself, and I know they are illigal, but the donotcall.gov site freezes up whenever I try to submit a complaint. Anyone else have this problem?

    22. Re:Are you insane? by Snaller · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No. In fact, ever since I added our phone number to the federal do-not-call list, telemarketing calls have in fact stopped

      Yeah, and it only took, what 50-60 years before they finally got around to that? ...the conversation goes something like this:

      Wouldn't it be quicker just to say: "Piss off" ? ;)

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    23. Re:Are you insane? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      In a democracy, you get the government you pay for, vote for, or create.

      No, I get the government that those who control the money pay for, and that those who can sway the ignorant and gullible convince them to vote for.

      Yes, I write my congresscritters, donate money to various political groups, have taken part in demostrations and marches. That doesn't change that I'm stuck with what those who can manipulate the majority of the money and the voters want.

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  11. How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illegal. by Refrozen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illegal. Actually! While we are at it, lets make all forms of advertising illegal! That's obviously how we SHOULD be doing things.

    Why stop there? Lets make breathing illegal, and allow Microsoft to patent eating!

  12. Great! by Carrot007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please let them, really, I mean how much business would they get from a "DO NOT CALL" list?

    Maybe then they will realise that these people are in fact helping them not call people who won't buy their crap.

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    1. Re:Great! by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Actually, no, there's a profitable number of people that are too "polite" and gullible to hang up on telemarketer scum, and would rather be put on a DNC to hide that weakness. If the scumbags can use a loophole to exploit these people, they WILL make bank, at the greater expense of millions of other pissed off people.

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    2. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, having worked briefly at a telemarketting place to stave off unemployement, I was told by our manager these are exactly the kind of people they *like* to try to market to. Their reasoning went that since you didn't get many calls you were less calloused toward them. I know, I know, it didn't make sense to me either, but that doesn't mean they didn't call. It's a spamming numbers game to them. I quit within weeks.

      Frankly, this scares me. Currently companies download a list of phone #'s that they are not allowed to call. The prior-business relationship portion could mean a) they check and if your # is already in their database they can ignore the DNC for you or (scary) b) They get to download a list of names and numbers.

    3. Re:Great! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I know you're joking, but there's a large group of people on the DNC list that are the real jewels the telemarketers are after, and they know it.

      These are the people who can't turn things down, and know it. These are the people who aren't informed about things, and can easily be fasttalked, and they know it. They signed up for that list as soon as they could, and the telemarketers are doing everything in their power to get back access to them.

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  13. Screening technology is pretty good... by Sheetrock · · Score: 4, Informative
    Look for one of those Caller ID units that do text-to-speech on the number. During the calls leading up to the election I don't think we answered one of them, just let them go to the answering machine and dumped them. Would be nice if they wiped out all telemarketing altogether but it'd probably be deemed unconstitutional because of the free speech issues.

    If things get really bad, just switch to cellphones. They can't call those, although for some reason they get a lot of wrong numbers.

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    1. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by jyoull · · Score: 2, Informative

      Commercial speech does not have the ordinary "First amendement protections" afforded to other speech.

    2. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would be nice if they wiped out all telemarketing altogether but it'd probably be deemed unconstitutional because of the free speech issues.

      No. How many times do we have to go through this. I am in no way obliged to listen to your free speech. I'm certainly not obliged to listen to you talk in my house, on my phone.

    3. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by omeomi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
      -- Dr. Spock, stardate 2822.3.


      I'm pretty sure Yoda said that, and either way the tall guy with the pointy ears from Star Trek is Mr. Spock, not Dr. Spock. Dr. Spock wrote a book on how to raise children, and I'm almost positive that he doesn't use any "stardates".

    4. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the tips, should we be forced to use them.
      But that's the point; why should consumers have to invest their time and resources to thwart unwanted, invasive promotions from commercial enterprises?
      At least those obnoxious TV ads help pay the freight.
      I don't see the DMA lining up to subsidize our phone bills.
      Keep the jerks LOCKED OUT!

    5. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      It may not have all the same protections, but commercial speech is certainly protected under the first amendment.

    6. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Commercial speech does not have the ordinary "First amendement protections" afforded to other speech.

      True, although the logic for that escapes me, since I don't recall any adjectives before "speech" in the 1st Amendment. Of course, the Incumbency Protection, er, "Campaign Finance Reform" act has started shredding the protections for political speech also, so it's sort of consistent in a depressing way.

      Getting back on topic, freedom of speech does not include the freedom to harass, which a company is doing if they keep calling after you tell them to stop.

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    7. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by jyoull · · Score: 1

      The logic derives from the concept of a "right to be let alone" as voiced by US Supreme Court justice Louis Brandeis in Olmstead v. United States (1928), 277 U.S. 438, 478.

      In that case the Supreme Court was of course ruling on the _government's_ ability to intrude on private lives, not private companies' actions... but in practice the concept certainly is not confined, nor should it be, to government actors.

      To put it another way, the right to speak does NOT guarantee a right to be heard and does not imply an obligation on anyone to listen.

    8. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, the First Amendment is entirely beside the point in this situation - while the government can't stop someone from saying whatever they wish, there is no obligation on the part of private citizens to listen to what the speaker has to say. There would be no free speech issue with a device such as the original poster put forth; while the telemarketing industry may have some small claim upon the right to phone you, they most certainly don't have the right to force you to listen.

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    9. Re:Screening technology is pretty good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first ammendment issue is utterly bogus. The first ammendment doesn't give anyone the right to stomp into my living room and lecture me.

      It's like arguing that it's unconstitutional for me to take a dump during a TV commercial.

  14. not so smart pages by cd14 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think your business's phone number is in that big yellow book that shows up at my door once a year, that counts as an "established business relationship" right?

  15. i hate those things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I received one of those prerecorded messages today (and on the do not call list) and thought to myself this should be illegal. Now I read their attempting to open a loophole to allow this?

    1. Re:i hate those things by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      Since they need a loophole to make it legal, it must be illegal at this point. Give 'em hell.

  16. Should we "Abandon Phones" too? by Phoinix · · Score: 1

    Until recently (after getting a Gmail account), I lost all hope in email; my usage of email decreased significantly as I had to cancel (abandon) several webmail accounts due to spam (~40 per day).

    Before the "do not call registry" started, I was planing to let go of my phone too.

    There is one more way to fight this. "Demand" from you phone company to block telemarketers even if that meant putting a cap on outgoing phone calls just like we ask ISP's to do with email spammers. This would be easier than we do with spam since land lines are easier to trace.

    1. Re:Should we "Abandon Phones" too? by CdBee · · Score: 1

      Then they'll start using Skype-out to phone-spam people from a virtual (IP address) location instead of a fixed PSTN line.

      I really suspect that phone-spammers will start to use the tricks of email spammers before long.

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    2. Re:Should we "Abandon Phones" too? by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      40 per day upsets you?

      I get about 200 per day, but never spend more than 30 seconds addressing the lot since I have a nice spam filter set up, and messages from people I know are flagged.

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    3. Re:Should we "Abandon Phones" too? by Feyr · · Score: 1

      and that is when, my friend, that we will each get a FXS (FXO?) card for a small asterisk box and a quick perl script to pre-screen calls. number private? sucks to be you but you ain't getting my time. number on a blacklist? ditto

      (yes there is a potential for false positives, but your friends should know better than to use a phone)

  17. typical progression by grozzie2 · · Score: 0
    This is a typical progression with a north american style government. During stage 1, they convince everybody to register with the 'do not call' list, on the guise it will stop telemarketers from actually calling. In phase 2 of the plan, now they have this list, they are going to rent it out to telemarketers, and create a loophole in the regulations so that folks they rent the list to, are excluded from the 'do not call'.

    I wonder what ever happened to the concept of integrity and principles in government ?

    1. Re:typical progression by _w00d_ · · Score: 1

      I wonder what ever happened to the concept of integrity and principles in government?

      I don't think I've ever seen "integrity and principles" in the same sentence as government. It is very disappointing that using those three words together is somewhat of an oxymoron, at least as it pertains to the US government.

    2. Re:typical progression by radixvir · · Score: 1

      I wonder what ever happened to the concept of integrity and principles in government ?

      Your statement implies this existed at one time.

      I still get telemarketing calls due to loopholes in the policy. They call from Canada or other off shore call centers. I think the only real solution is to cancel phone service, but of course I cannot do that because the cell phone coverage is spotty at my home. But if you think about this, its not only the telemarketers who will benefit. The phone companies themselves make money off both the usage of the circuits and services to end users to block these calls. The only way to make this work is to some how force phone companies to be responsible for their customers getting unsolicited phone calls.

    3. Re:typical progression by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      I keep expecting someone to setup a telemarketing and/or junk fax operation in India, then use Skype to call U.S. or European numbers. As long as they don't have a physical presence/assets in those areas, they should be able to laugh at attempts to stop them.

    4. Re:typical progression by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      "Hello, this is X and Y company calling with an offer to blah blah blah, our records indicate you have done business with a partner of ours. If you would like to hear more and speak to a representative please press 1 or stay on the line."

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    5. Re:typical progression by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      To what end? They can annoy all they want, but at some point they want your money.

      Typically, in order to get money, they will offer to send you something.

      Follow the money, find a local connection, put them in jail. Rinse. Repeat.

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    6. Re:typical progression by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In phase 2 they rent it out to telemarketers

      Good call! The FTC will be a profitmaking branch of the government, like the patent and trademark offices. They just have to change the law so that you need to buy a permit to break the (old) law. There's no law you couldn't do that with, right up to and including murder.

      Of course it has been done before elsewhere (recall "indulgences", "letters of marque", "royal companies", and lots more variations) and it could have been done here any time. It was never a good idea before, but now somehow it is. When the government is populated with crooks and shysters, it gets hard to tell who's not one.

    7. Re:typical progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am curious why you singled out North American governments. I have lived and worked on 5 different continents and I can say that incompent and corrupt government is quite widespread.

    8. Re:typical progression by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      The reason why the junk fax / do-not-call laws work today is that it has prohibitively expensive to call the US from offshore havens. Perhaps I don't fully understand VoIP, but I can't think of a great entity whom a US based victim or attorney general could sue in my evil business plan. The only real canidates are:
      1) the telemarketer (not located in USA)
      2) the telemarketer's IP provider (not located in USA)
      3) the telemarketer's bank (not located in USA)
      4) victim's telephone provider (a bit unfair - it can't tell whether whether an incomming call is from a telemarketer and doesn't have any money to withhold even if it did)
      5) victim's credit card provider (maybe, but can't withhold money already dispursed).
      Assuming the offshore haven refuses to enforce US laws, what could they do?

      As for why, someone must buy from telemarketers / junk faxers or we wouldn't have needed the laws in the first place.

    9. Re:typical progression by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      What are the telemarketers selling? The ones I get usually sell services, rarely products.

      In either event though, the client is normally within the same country as the targeted victim.

      If a telemarketer is selling Sprint long distance service, you fine Sprint. You fine them enough that they'll never telemarket again.

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  18. White List by Space_Soldier · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How about this? Mr. Geek develops a telephone with a database of telephone numbers that he wants to accept. Any number that is not on that list is blocked. Basically, it opens and closes the line, so the marketer won't keep the line busy. This should work with Caller ID.

    1. Re:White List by grozzie2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You make the assumption that Caller ID can be relied on. Totally invalid assumption, but, not surprising coming from somebody that's trolling /. for free ipod pyramid scams. It's a strong indication of intelligence (or lack thereof), and just how much weight to put on an opinion.

    2. Re:White List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This idea wouldn't work with e-mail where you can receive message from strangers all over the world (and that's why I'm definitely against whitelists). OTOH it's a great idea I would like to see in the real world where I don't expect strangers to phone me.

    3. Re:White List by grozzie2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thinking about this some more, /. already has a system where good karma buys you an extra mod point at time of post. A useful addition to that, sig lines that troll for pyramid schemes like freeipod should automagically buy you a -1 troll immediately at posting.

    4. Re:White List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, Caller ID *can* be relied on. Yes, the telemarketers can spoof their number, but what's the chance that they're going to randomly select a number on your whitelist?

    5. Re:White List by fastfinge · · Score: 1

      People that have anything to do with freeipod should get a permanant ban. Both by IP, email address, username, etc. Also slashdot should filter out any URL with freeflatscreens or freeipod or whatever.

  19. STFR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    go ahead and make wise cracks to each other but if you are serious about not having phonescum interrupting your peace and quiet , Send The F'ing Response. You will know you have done this when you get back a page that begins like this:
    "Your comment has been successfully recorded! A tracking number of OL-101011 has been assigned on: 11/27/2004 5:24:39 PM. Please Print this page for your records. ..."
    Remember, these are bureaucrats, not people, so don't give them ANY room to interpret your remarks as somehow tolerant of violations of privacy just to suit the administration's tendency to get in bed with business interests.
  20. Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a good way to get people to trust government initiatives to "protect" them.

    dumb fucks.

  21. I don't get it by danidude · · Score: 1

    What is the point to contact people who said that they do not want your product? They already told they are not going to buy things this way. Isn't it just moneey waste for the companys calling people whoi not only will not buy, but get annoyed and starts doing negative publicity?

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    1. Re:I don't get it by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Maybe there is a dire need to sell dictionaries and "Master English in 24 hours", type books?

  22. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if it's just an obvious troll but I'll answer anyway: phone calls come directly INSIDE my house, it's my PRIVATE property unlike advertising in the street. When I answer the phone, I'm disturbed unlike public advertising. Telemarketers waste my TIME!!! Don't you understand this?

  23. No land line = no problem. by laughingcoyote · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've found a very simple solution to this problem-I use cable internet and a cell phone. It is illegal to telemarket cell phones, and I've thus far not had it happen. I get a better deal on my cell then I would on landline service anyway (same cost, give or take 2 bucks, and no cost for long distance as a bonus.)

    As a side note on the spam issue, I use a "throwaway" email address for public posting. I get little spam to it even, and absolutely none to my gmail account, which is given only to friends, family, etc.

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    1. Re:No land line = no problem. by JianTian13 · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. This is what I do too, and it works a treat. I *had* a landline for a while, solely for DSL and gave the phone number out to NO ONE. I STILL GOT CALLS.

      Fuck that noise. Cable internet and cell phone it is, and indeed, no problems since. Mind you, that didn't stop me from dropping a few choice quotes in the form.

      C'mon folks, please, *please* do your part on this: click through to the form, and take a minute or two to tell 'em NO.

    2. Re:No land line = no problem. by somegeekgirl · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, not everyone can afford to do that due to poor reception (try living in the mountains). Some people also have internet that requires a landline.

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    3. Re:No land line = no problem. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is what I do too, and it works a treat. I *had* a landline for a while, solely for DSL and gave the phone number out to NO ONE. I STILL GOT CALLS.

      Yep, that happened to me too since it is usually impossible to get DSL without a land-line (aka "naked DSL").

      The solution? No telephones plugged into the landline. They can ring me all they want but I've got now way of ever even hearing it. If I really need to use the landline, in an emergecny or something, I can always plug one phone in for the duration. After a year or so, I have not needed to do that even once.

      Now, if I could just get back the $20/month I waste on having a landline just for DSL...

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    4. Re:No land line = no problem. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Is it still illegal to telemarket to a cellphone if you have a prior business relationship established? I remember my friend kept getting "special promotional offers" on his cell from his own damned cellphone company, but legally there was nothing he could do.

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    5. Re:No land line = no problem. by YaRness · · Score: 1

      It is illegal to telemarket cell phones

      for now.

    6. Re:No land line = no problem. by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I live in a major city and my reception inside my own house is awful.

    7. Re:No land line = no problem. by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope they didn't count any of those calls against his minute totals in any way shape or form, else he'd have a good case for saying they did it just to cost him money. I'm shure but that may be illeagle two ways, or at least it should be.

      Mycroft

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    8. Re:No land line = no problem. by somegeekgirl · · Score: 1

      That's a good point too. Cellphones just aren't up to working for everyone just yet.

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    9. Re:No land line = no problem. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Dude :) same here. I do have a few problems with this though, the reception in my appartment is awfull, I have to go to one of my bathrooms (with a window in it) to actually be able to talk without interrupts.

      Another problem is that my provider (Rogers Cable in Toronto) has my cell number on their records as my home number, and I had to fight off their marketting calls (at least 20 of those in the past 2 years.)

    10. Re:No land line = no problem. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Actually yes, a buisness cannot call a cell for non-solitided promotional reasons even if there is a prexisting buisness relationship. Of course this assumes they know its a cellphone. If you give them your cellphone number without telling them its a cellphone they will call it. You should then tell them that this is a cellphone and not to call for solisitations (spelling?). If they call again they have broken the law.

    11. Re:No land line = no problem. by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Actually, that applies to -any- telemarketing calls, previous relationship or not. Ask them to stop calling and add you to their "do-not call" list. If you do this, it's illegal for them to call you again, period, landline or cell.

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  24. Stupid govt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn it, the goverment does ONE thing right, and now they want to screw that up too? What the hell.. who puts these people in power?

  25. You had me at Hello. by DonnyCarcharo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What do you mean no prior business relationship? You said hello. Hello is a greeting and greetings are an integral part of relationships. Now about that home mortgage..."

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    -- Don Carcharo
  26. No way by Malicious · · Score: 1

    The pre-recorded messages are always the worst.
    "This is an important message. It is dire that you call us back at the following number: 1-800-555-1234
    We must speak with you on an urgent matter


    The first time I got one of these, I thought something might have happened to a loved one... I quickly learned that if I answer the phone to a robot, I should hang up immediately.

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    1. Re:No way by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      This may or may not be true, but I've heard that these messages may be legitimate. Someone said once (here on ./ I think..so I guess take it with a grain of salt) that it may be a debt collection agency/living will type phone call. If theyre trying to get a hold of you, theyre required by law to not even state that theyre a collection agency to anyone other than you. So, when they leave messages, they can't do anything about it. The only thing is, other nefarious companies may be doing it to.

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      -Bucky
    2. Re:No way by mbadolato · · Score: 1

      it may be a debt collection agency/living will type phone call. If theyre trying to get a hold of you, theyre required by law to not even state that theyre a collection agency to anyone other than you

      That is correct. Debt collection agencies (I used to work in the collections department of Very Big Credit Card Company) are not allowed to leave any personal information with 3rd parties. An answering machine can be considered a 3rd party.

      Because of this, they generally don't identify. That and, if you're avoding paying your credit card bill, yuo aren't likely to stick around for the rep once you know that it's the company on the phone.

      As for the reason for the bot in the first place, the companies have a certain amount of staff manning the phones. The computer system has a dialing job of all people needing to be called.

      Lots of numbers are busy or no answer. So, when the bot detects an answer, it immediatly passed the call through to the next available rep. Sometimes there may not be one available for a moment.

    3. Re:No way by gordyf · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you might have an answer to something that's been happening to me..

      Recently, what I presume is a collection agency has started calling my cell phone asking for someone I've never heard of. I presume he gave a false number, or the number was incorrectly entered or something. Anyway, I tell them they have the wrong number, and they call back. Eventually I got bitchy with the lady and asked for as much information as I could possibly think of, clearly explained the situation and asked her to make sure I was not called back. So far, it seems to have worked.

      I understand that they may not believe me, given that I could actually be the person they're looking for and just trying to get rid of them, but I'd really like them to stop calling. Is there anything in specific that I can do?

    4. Re:No way by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I once heard that automated, pre-recorded, telemarketing was made illeagle. I do know it used to happen then stoped suddenly, now it's back.
      Anyone know what happened? Did a law get passed, but fall to a sunset clause? Or did some b.s. I heard somewhere just happen to line up with my limited experiences?

      Mycroft

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    5. Re:No way by mbadolato · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't know the rules now, as I haven't been involved in this in well over 5 years, and cell phones weren't as prevalant then.

      There's likely a couple of scenarios

      1) Your cell phone number could be the person's previous number

      2) The person they're looking for mistyped (or misgave) their number out at some point (made one up, mistyped, whatever) and it managed to find its way to their file (be it via credit report or whatever)

      3) The number is wrong in some database

      4) If they were skip-tracing (trying to locate the person) one of the leads they followed may have somehow gotten them to your number (in whatever weird/wrong/mistaken way)

      If it's not you, explain to them that you're not the person, that you're on a cell phone and never heard of the person, and explain that it's illegal for them to keep calling you on that number since you have to pay for it every time they call (It may be, it may not be. I don't knwo for sure, but the rep surely won't and they could freak and immediatly mark it as a block)

      You could push it up to a supervisor there, or find out the company and call an independant number back and speak to someone about getting the number removed from their files

      Also maybe try threating a FDCPA violation (Fair Debt and Collections Practices Act) by telling them they're continuously calling an invalid point of contact, with someone who has no knowledge of who the person they're looking for is, and that you have already explained it's a bad number. Further calls are harrassament and you can report them (To who, I don't know; look up FDCPA) :)

      Probably not the most useful info, but hopefully a start. Good luck :)

  27. Opening a loophole? by murderlegendre · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a better idea.. why not just leave the rules as they are, and offer an opt-in for people who are willing to recieve such calls? Oh wait, that would be nobody.

    Not sure what others have experienced, but the number of telemarketing calls that I have recieved since signing up for the list, has dropped from 5-10 PER DAY to about one a week. The federal do-not-call list is one of the few really useful things that the government has done in as long as I can remember. Yes, I hear that telemarketers are rapidly losing jobs, but for some reason I just can't bring myself to care. It might have something to do with the fact that before the list, I had to shelve my answering machine, unless I wanted to come home to 20 minutes of advertising after a day of work.

    I knew they'd find a way to screw it up.

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  28. Must, hurt, someone, with, sharp, stick... by Striker770S · · Score: 2, Interesting

    well this reminded me of the one simpsons episode with Homer's phone spamming machine. But in all seriousness, do people really think by overriding the whole not calling list really will increase their sales. This list says that the people will not purchase their stupid crap no matter how much they call so dont even bother; and yet they still think that by overriding the list that they will increase their sales. If they actually do increase sales with this, please give me the list of who bought the crap and i will go over to each of their houses and beat every one of them, then stick their face in whatever they bought, just like an untrained dog learning to be potty trained, and say, "no...". If i get a spam phone call, i will track their house down and their house will accidently light on fire. So is it really worth it to them? i dont think so...

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    I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. - Catcher in the Rye
    1. Re:Must, hurt, someone, with, sharp, stick... by ithicine · · Score: 1

      Some people are on the list because they have a hard time saying no to telemarketers. These are the people who don't just want protection, but need it.

  29. Good for Chicago Sun-Times? by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
    I noticed that Chicago Sun-Times uses intrusive advertising tactics. Not one, but two, popups were blocked by Firefox.

    What a terrible thing for my government to do. For people to comply, they must have access to the list. So, people will now be able to use the list to get numbers of contacts they've had in the past?

    I really, really, really, fucking hate these bastards who are using my tax $$$ for this bullshit propaganda. The FTC has a fucking marketing department? It's the fucking government. They don't need to sell, everyone in the U. S. is forced to be a customer. They each deserve a good, hard punch in the face.

    1. Re:Good for Chicago Sun-Times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A" good, hard punch in the face? Singular? What are you, some kind of telemarketer-sympathizing candy-ass? They deserve to be beaten with a shovel until the handle breaks. Then, take one piece in each hand and beat them with both simultaneously.

      Seriously, there needs to be a sudden and shocking backlash against every pinhead involved with this one, start to finish. This is like the whole idea of giving the FAA the dual mission of protecting the public & promoting air travel (i.e., being the airlines' bitch). Plenty of people died because of that crap.

      This friggin' government is all about welfare reform - take it from the little guy and give it to the multi-national conglomerates.

  30. NO! FUCK THiS! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have not has a sales call since I signed up. The gummint actually made something that's working! Do not tamper with this! FUCK TELEMARKETERS! FUCK THEM IN THE ASS!!!!

    I hope these calm words will help.

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    --- Ban humanity.
  31. Exactly why I never signed up by inkswamp · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I knew this kind of thing would be coming soon which is why I didn't waste my time signing up.

    But then, I don't waste my time with telemarketers either. Here's how the average telemarketing call to my house goes:

    Me: Hello?

    TM: Hello, can I speak with [horrible attempt to pronounce my name]--"

    click!

    Nothing personal, but I don't let them get the first sentence out. And I've noticed that I get much fewer calls than before. I suspect a refusal to listen gets noted somewhere in some database and eventually you get fewer calls as a result. Try it. Unless it involves bombing a third-world nation somewhere, you probably shouldn't rely on a government run by George W. Bush to get something like this done right.

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    --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
    1. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by nkh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or you can play the "hold on" game:
      -TM: Hello, can I speak to $name
      -Me: Yes, hold on a second please

      At this point of the conversation, go play five minutes in another room while the guy is waiting. An alternative game would be to count how much time the TM can wait.

    2. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by optimus2861 · · Score: 1

      I did that once -- 15 minutes later when I picked the phone back up the TM hadn't hung up yet. Figured that was enough so I hung up without another word.

    3. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by xlv · · Score: 1
      Me: Hello?

      TM: Hello, can I speak with [horrible attempt to pronounce my name]--"

      click!


      While that may work for most American sounding names, what if your name is unusual and/or foreign? Your strategy would block legitimate calls as well. And I'm speaking from experience as a French living in the US and used to all sorts of variations of my last name, the funnier ones being morphings into some sort of Russian last name...

    4. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Repeat "Please continue to hold. Your call is important *snicker* to us and we will be pleased to assist you as soon as *snicker* possible" every few minutes

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      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
    5. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by ckuhtz · · Score: 1
      click!

      Nothing personal, but I don't let them get the first sentence out. And I've noticed that I get much fewer calls than before. I suspect a refusal to listen gets noted somewhere in some database and eventually you get fewer calls as a result. .

      I'm sorry, but why do people feel that they deserve to give the caller some kind of chance when they call you? or that they would be rude just hanging up on them?

      The number of people who feel that they must adhere to some politeness code on the phone when their privacy of their home is so rudely interrupted is astonishing.

      Cracks me up.

      --

      Poof.
    6. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by farnz · · Score: 1
      If you've got time to waste and a human on the line, you can be crueller; don't let them tell you what the product is, but insist that they tell you why they think you'll be interested. If they try and tell you what they're selling, or ask about your use of something, cut them off, and demand that they tell you why they thought you were interested in their product. If they end up admitting they just called you randomly, claim not to believe them, as they've bothered to call you, and insist they tell you why they thought you wanted to hear from you.

      Gets you off their list pretty quickly, wastes plenty of their time, and is highly effective when applied to a foreign call-centre, as with the wages they're paid, foreign call-centres often don't have enough English to realise that you're not interested, and get stuck on the call until their supervisor comes round and works it out (disconnecting the call, often mid-sentence). Plus, many of these scum are using a system that determines when to dial the next target based on the time taken for previous calls. If calling people takes 15 minutes for no-sale, the machine will start assuming that a call takes 15 minutes, even though they'd make more money by cutting people off earlier. It also forces the salespeople to be even more aggressive and rude with potential customers (in order to cut off intentional wastes of time earlier), as even a real customer may want to know why they'd like the product.

    7. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by jcr · · Score: 1

      Depending on how busy I am at the moment, I use any of a number of (shall we say) countermeasures:

      1) Say "Yes, I'll get him for you. Please hold", and then go and watch TV for a while.

      2) Ask "Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior"? If they say "Yes", then tell them that they're wrong.

      3) "Huh-uh he he, What are you wearing?"

      The purpose of all of this is, of course, to make the experience of being a telemarketer as unpleasant as it can possibly be, so as to increase attrition (and costs) to the phone-spamming companies.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    8. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      I got a call the day that started off... Hello, this is bob with your local tele-... And that's as far as I let him go before hanging up. What is disturbing about this is that it was theoretically possible he had something important to tell me about my service, but I had been thoroughly trained to immediately hang up on all telephone calls from any telephone company, particularly my own.

    9. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      I normally favour the 'put them on hold' strategy, but I do like the 'try to order a pizza from them and don't take no for an answer' strategy - I've just never got around to trying it. It sounds like fun though.

    10. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by kb7oeb · · Score: 1

      I bet he was going to try selling you long distance. Thats the only reason qwest ever calls me. If its a call about my service it has always been a recording.

    11. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, my grandmother is in an assisted living center, and the nurses there call fairly often. Their initial statement sounds exactly like a telemarketer's does.

    12. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by azuretek · · Score: 1

      actually, when I was a telemarketer I tormented people quite often that did such things like this to me

      people that just hung up on me I'd set to call back in an hour. I'd start off differently and get them on the phone, then I'd ask why the hung up on me earlier. Usually they hang up on me at this time and then I'd continue to repeat this process until they told me to not call back again, thus making my job much funner :)

      I remember one time some lady was yelling at me, she didn't ask that I not call her back so I just had it call back later. I forgot I had set to call her back and I also forgot her name, so I started like I usually do and she said "hey aren't you the same guy that called me a few hours ago?" me: "uh.... no.... *click*"

    13. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bad. You can also try:

      TM: Hello, can I speak with [horrible attempt to pronounce my name]--

      Me: One moment, please. (Presses HOLD button.)

      That not only gets rid of them, it wastes their time.

    14. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by sapped · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless it involves bombing a third-world nation somewhere, you probably shouldn't rely on a government run by George W. Bush to get something like this done right.

      They have managed to get it right? Where?

    15. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe what you are describing is called "Harrassment". Thank you for proving to me how telemarketers are total scum.

    16. Re:Exactly why I never signed up by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      Well, they got the bombing part done right, but then that's the easy part. As for the rest of it... hmmmm....

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      --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
  32. Help! by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny
    Has the entire USA become a free-for-all (big business that is) annoyfest?
    Yes. Please come liberate us!
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    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    1. Re:Help! by netsharc · · Score: 1

      The English are coming!

      Let's see if the French wants to help this time. ;-)

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      What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
    2. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because you were so happy the last time you were under European rule...

      As it is now, it would seem as though you are actually beyond hope of redemption.

    3. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Has the entire USA become a free-for-all (big business that is) annoyfest?
      Yes. Please come liberate us!
      Sure, invite the Vikings in. Remember what happened to Russia?
  33. death for all cold callers by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    Guess what? There is NO way I'm going to do business with a cold caller from another continent.

    The annoying thing is the various country do-not-call arrangements do not cross country boundaries.

    The only cold calls I now get are from the USA trying to sell me timeshares in Florida or to tell be I've "won" some price in some game I never entered.

  34. It seems like the way to deal with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The effort is being organized by Allen Hile of the FTC's division of marketing practice.

    Is to get every bit of information about Mr. Allen Hile of the FTC's division of marketing practice and put it everywhere we can on the internet. He's fucking us, let's fuck him.

  35. How to foil telemarket calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has always worked for me.

    1.Turn off phone ringer, use phone for outgoing calls only.

    2. Buy a simple pager, If you want someone to call you, just tell them to page you and you'll call them back.

    It's worked for me for the past 12 years, I haven't received one telemarketer call In the whole 12 years I've been doing it.

    Oh, BTW, junk mail makes good compost and is also good to use for writing notes.It also makes a great paper mache' for your kids school projects or even for yours if you are the artsy type.

    1. Re:How to foil telemarket calls by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cool, sounds like a great system. Hopefully the person on the other line isn't using it as well :)

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    2. Re:How to foil telemarket calls by Kalak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've used this system before, and if you have the pager or cell number of those you want to call, then it works fine.

      The annoying part is the emergency phonecalls that might come from something related to my kids. A school probably doesn't know I keep my ringer off and to call my pager first, and with a 911 extension so I know it's not just some number I don't recognize. Since the DNC list, I've been able to turn the ringer back on, and it's been nice.

      My son is getting phone calls now, and I doubt his 1st grade friends would want to page his dad to talk to him, so this is a good thing, and I'd hate telemarketers to turn my phone back into my inbox.

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  36. Mod parent up. :-) by skids · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new European overloards.

  37. Military recruiters by EEBaum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Military recruiters are the worst. I had been expecting a phone call from a company where I was ordering something. A message was left on my answering machine around that time, asking to speak to me and leaving an 800 number, but not saying who was calling. Foolishly thinking this could possibly be a call regarding the order (from a mom&pop operation), I returned the phone call. The phone was answered by a recruiter, US Army. Miffed (they'd called recently already and I'd asked to be taken off their list), I hung up without so much as a hello. Not surprisingly, I was greeted with a return call, asking if I'd just called and hung up. I informed him that his call was unwelcome. He said it was rude to call someone and immediately hang up. I informed him that it was even more rude to leave a phone message on my machine without identifying oneself, especially since the call was unwanted.

    Finally, I asked him to take me off his list and never call again. He replied that SINCE I HAD CONTACTED HIM, he could not remove me. Knowing the conversation never goes anywhere and such people have rarely been considerate of my suggestions to end the conversation, I took the initiative to hang up myself. I expect they'll call again in a few months, and the whole circus parade can begin anew. Since they are always so eager to stay on the line, perhaps I'll buy a karaoke machine for the occasion.

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    1. Re:Military recruiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just do what my sister did. She told the military recruiter that called (for me) that if I were recruited into the military, I'd hack all their computers and sell the secrets to the Russians. They did not call back.

    2. Re:Military recruiters by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just tell him you smoke weed. He'll never call again, guaranteed. Got to love how the US Army works. You can beat your wife or steal a bunch of stuff and get a second chance. But smoke some weed and you're gone immediately.

    3. Re:Military recruiters by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're a threat to national security and under the "ream honest americans" act of 2004, your meals and living arrangements will be handled, at no expense to yourself, for the remainder of your natural life.

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      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
    4. Re:Military recruiters by Azi+Dahaka · · Score: 1

      They are persistent. But this worked for me: Say you joined the Navy, Marines, or Air Force. If you say you're in another branch, they will stop trying to recruit you.

    5. Re:Military recruiters by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Back in high school, I had a friend with very anti-military parents. One day, when Eddie was out, the Navy called and Eddie's mom answered. She told the recruiter that Eddie couldn't come to the phone because he was spending the night at his boyfriend's house. Eddie never got another call from any of the military branches :-)

    6. Re:Military recruiters by daft_one · · Score: 0

      Smoking weed is illegal. Instead, maybe try saying you're gay.

    7. Re:Military recruiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know the previous reply to your post was kidding, but just try getting a job now that requires any sort of "clearance" such as companies that directly or indirectly do work for the government. Personnel databases are notorious for gobbling up and saving any tidbit of information and all too often without any clarifying comments. You may just now be labeled a "hacker" and barred from future employment at some companies. You (your sister) could have accomplished the same thing with less negative effects for you by simply stating you weren't interested based on religious beliefs.

    8. Re:Military recruiters by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Tell him you're gay. Gays are still not allowed in the military. If he persists, ask him out on a date.

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    9. Re:Military recruiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....then again, Eddie went on to watch Lifetime 24/7 and picked up a fabulous pair of pumps for his jazzercise class.

    10. Re:Military recruiters by chazbot · · Score: 1

      When asked why I didn't want to join, I told them the truth. My dad was in the Army. In fact, he was a recruiter. They don't push after that. A lot of recruiters loath their jobs.

    11. Re:Military recruiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the calls stop after a year or so, but the easiest way to get them to stop is to say 1) you've already enlisted, 2) you're going to college on a scholarship, or 3) you're gay. any of these will work. actually, the recruiters have a pretty shitty job and they get rewarded based on how successful they are at recruiting, so they have no interest in wasting your time.

    12. Re:Military recruiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit weed is illegal. That would be the point of telling him in the first place.

    13. Re:Military recruiters by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      I think the policy is weird too, but in the military's defense, thieves and wifebeaters are probably more effective soldiers than potheads.

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    14. Re:Military recruiters by __aaxtnf2500 · · Score: 1

      a conviction of spousal abuse is currently grounds for OTH discharge in the navy, idk about the army but i'd suspect the same.

    15. Re:Military recruiters by will_die · · Score: 1

      I found the easiest and quickest way to deal with them is to set up and appointment and never show up.

    16. Re:Military recruiters by talib333 · · Score: 1
      Or do what a guy I know did: sign your name in Arabic on all the forms; confess that you hacked computers several years ago; and tell the doctor that you've met with a psychiatrist or counselor of some sort for counseling, but you can't remember what it was for because it was so long ago.

      My friend earned 95th to 99th percentile on the ASVAB and the army still wouldn't take him for anything at all, because he did these things.

  38. Who do politicians work for, again? by philovivero · · Score: 1

    Um. Let's see if we can follow the train of logic here.

    1. Do not call registry established.
    2. People who don't want to be called put their name on the list.
    3. Hence, politicians figure it's okay for those people to be called.

    It's like responding to the "unsubscribe" link on spams you get. If you actually say you don't want any more, you'll become inundated. Politicians are working for the spammers, not for you and me.

    1. Re:Who do politicians work for, again? by Content-Free · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is inexcusable. I'm glad I went with my gut and refrained from signing up. Unlisted/unpublished number and Caller ID are the two best protections against phone SPAM. Now that Caller ID is pervasive in the US, I just don't pick up unless I know you. If you don't leave a message, it must not be important.

    2. Re:Who do politicians work for, again? by j.bellone · · Score: 1

      Republicans have majority. Blame Bush, I sure as hell do.

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    3. Re:Who do politicians work for, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Republicans work for their big donors. Usually corporations.

      Democrats work for their big donors. Usually corporations.

      Independents work for their big donors. Usually their mom.

  39. That's why it's for "prerecorded" spam only! by rhizome · · Score: 1

    The return on this must be so low that paying live humans to make spamcalls to Do Not Call list members makes it unprofitable. The only way to make *any* money from the DNCL is to have robots do the job. It merely makes recorded spam into a constant fixture in having a land line, without recourse, and is a baldfaced free $$$$ giveaway to telemarketing companies. Plain and simple.

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    When I was a kid, we only had one Darth.
  40. However... by cr0y · · Score: 1

    The only thing that makes me feel a little good about all this talk about possible phone 'spam' is that I do not think it will ever (hopefully) become as widespread as typical e-mail spam is. I think the airtime charges alone would keep a lot of overseas would-be spammers out of the game. ::knocks on wood::

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  41. High pressure sales tactics. by khasim · · Score: 2, Informative

    These tactics seem to work very well on the elderly.

    Here are a few examples:
    http://seniorhealth.about.com/library/eldercare/bl _apact1.htm
    and another http://aging.state.ny.us/news/letter/0109scam2.htm

    Most people will just hang up, but as with email spam, it only takes a few suckers to make the whole system profitable for the scum.

    The scum would really love to get a hold of phone listing so they could send out their "you have won a prize in our free give away" calls.

  42. We The People Do Not Consent To This. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK FTC'S MARKETING CRAP!

    FTC, Your jobs exist because we gave implied consent in the United States Constitution for you to regulate TRADE BETWEEN THE STATES. We DO NOT CONSENT to your fucking "pre-recorded call" sales-pitch ovious-moneygrab PHONE SPAM!

    See you in 2K6...

    1. Re:We The People Do Not Consent To This. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yes, I realize I misspelled "obvious" and got quick with the 'post' button, so Spelling Nazis, Consider Thyselves PWN3D in advance!

  43. What about people by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who get put on the list by friends and family? Grandma Miffy can't say no? Put her on the do no call list so she stops wasting her Social Security checks on junk.

    Besides, with most call centers in India/Indonesia/Malaysia/etc, it becomes cost effective even with only a 1% or so return. When you're paying someone 35 cents/hr. to do phone calls, you don't need a lot of business.

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    1. Re:What about people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it's automated, you need even less.

    2. Re:What about people by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the FTC has already said that you can't put friends/family/etc on the DNC List, only your own phone numbers.

      Q: Can I register all my family and friends?

      A: No. You should register only your own telephone numbers.

      https://www.donotcall.gov/FAQ/FAQConsumersNew.aspx #What

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  44. you know... by Viceice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know what would be a fantastic gadget to have? A device that you could connect between a landline wall socket and the phone and you have a nice big button on the device.

    When you push that button, it would cut you off until you let go and emit a nice clean ear piercing 20Khz tone as powerfully as possible down the line.

    That way when a telemarketer calls, speak softly so they listen up then press.

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    1. Re:you know... by Electronik · · Score: 3, Interesting

      20khz is way too high for a phone, bandwith for phone speach is about 400hz to 3khz I think. Also, 20kHz is way too high for a lot of people to hear. Better to blast with a 1kHz tone, that is where the ear is more sensitive. But then again, better not to torture the poor telemarketing monkey at the tnd of the phone with permament tinitus. I want to punch the people that set-up and run these things though.

      In fact, I got a call a couple of days ago from Florida (I am in Scotland) trying to sell me hollidays. I told the person it was illegal here and I was on the UK list, se said it was legal in the USA, I told her I WASNT in the USA... Anyway, i got some address and company name, but I bet neither are true... how does one get these people back? I hate them with a vengence.

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    2. Re:you know... by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      I remember a few years back they sold something along these lines... but instead of a horrid high-pitched tone, it was a friendly pre-recorded voice that informs the caller that you don't respond to telemarketing.

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    3. Re:you know... by MasterKayne · · Score: 1

      I'd like a gadget that had white-listed number which cause the phone to ring, every other number going to voice mail. You'd need a code to override in case a family member is calling from a payphone or something. The point is the phone would not even ring if it was anyone else.

      Anyone heard of something like this?

    4. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some ideas...

      make a game of keeping them on that expensive transatlantic connection as long as possible with the fewest possible words. When single calls start costing them $10 & $20 in connection charges, you can bet they'll fix that.

      Look up the company on the internet. Many of those holiday outfits are major scams.

      Enter them in every dodgy "trade show" draw you see.

      Use the prepaid envelopes included with junk mail to send them your junk mail (if you can readdress them otherwise you will have to settle for the original address).

      When a telemarketer calls ask them to call you back tomorrow at...

      Hit "fax send" (or "dial isp"). As someone suggested, it helps if you lead them on a bit by talking very softly first.

      Swear at them continuously for several minutes. Tell them you have Tourette's Syndrome (apologies in advance to those who genuinely suffer from this condition...I know people that do and am very thankful that I don't)

      Hit on them. Hard.

      Develop your own telemarketer's survey ("Gender? Are you sure? How much do you make? How would you rate your employer? etc.)

      Be creative. Given that you are in Scotland, I'm sure you can think of many ways to exploit the opportunity for your own enjoyment or possibly even profit :).

    5. Re:you know... by legirons · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You know what would be a fantastic gadget to have?"

      "I'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the phone"

      (misquoting bash.org , if such a thing is possible)

    6. Re:you know... by NetNifty · · Score: 1

      Could try report the name of the company here, however as you said you think neither are true, I dunno if it will do much good.

      On a related note, since signing up to the UK telephone preference service (UK do not call list), I've had maybe three unsolicited phone calls in the last 6 months (was also a holiday company but was saying I'd won a holiday to florida all 3 times), compared to around 10 a day before that, so it seems to be working here.

    7. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know about a 'gadget', but an asterix box can do this easily

    8. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, instead of using a 1k tone, just use a blotto box :-)

  45. very little by rhizome · · Score: 1

    This is why it's for prerecorded spam only. Having robots do the work is the only way to make it profitable. It's probably better seen as a law to make receiving recorded spam mandatory over land lines, with unwanted calls such as these becoming background noise. Funny to think whether cellphone lobbyists are behind this at all, to make land lines less attractive. [removes tinfoil hat]

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  46. Established business relationship by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This provision needs to be there...otherwise, the "stretching" could go the other way to prevent Blockbuster from calling me and reminding me that Halo 2 is overdue. That's valid, and they should be allowed to do that even through we're on do-not-call. If it's not, someone will find a way to abuse it so that no commercial entity can call them legally...heh, easy way to get back at credit collectors: sue them under do-not-call and give them the money you win. This seems to me like the greater evil.

    I'm not sure how "established business relationship" can be abused, since a former relationship doesn't exist anymore and shouldn't be allowed to justify calling me now. Of course, we'll have to see how the law is worded....

    1. Re:Established business relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, how about if you sign something at Blockbuster allowing it? Opt-in is fine, and it can cover anything, for all I care. If you want to opt in to having someone come over & kidney-punch you, that's dandy. I don't want to have to opt out of it.

      And the way the established relationship is abused is that, once you've established it, it's there until you're dead. Sure, you've paid the bill and received the merchandise years ago, but you still have a relationship. Good luck breaking it - it'll be like the "turn your key!" episode of Seinfeld.

    2. Re:Established business relationship by Khuffie · · Score: 1
      There's a difference here: they're not offering to sell you something. You rented something from them, and they're calling you to tell you that you're being charged extra because its late. It's a service, a helpful reminder, not an offer to take $50 off you for something that you don't even use.

      I dont think this'll fall under telemarketing.

    3. Re:Established business relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's already strictly defined, although I can't recall the rules. It's along the lines of buying something (or having a smimliar transaction) within period x or making an inquiry within period y.

      IIRC the periods were a bit longer than I would have liked, but they weren't horrbily unreasonable either.

    4. Re:Established business relationship by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      First, how about if you sign something at Blockbuster allowing it?

      So you should have to consent to Blockbuster asking for late rentals back? Apart from the sheer lack of necessity of this, Blockbuster will simply include a line stating as such in their receipt, where you do sign and give a copy back.

      I don't want to have to opt out of it.

      Then don't worry - you can't opt out of it. To use a more extreme example, there isn't any way to "opt out" of creditors or repoers coming after you, is there?

      once you've established it, it's there until you're dead.

      I do disagree with this. This shouldn't be allowed, at least after n weeks, or if it is allowed, calls must concern the business relationship itself. The company can ask about the merchandise you received years ago, but can't advertise any other products.

    5. Re:Established business relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you should have to consent to Blockbuster's calls; now if you decide not to consent (when you rent), they can decide not to let you rent (or to declare it stolen & call the cops, for all I care).

      As far as creditors, I think you can, in fact, tell collections agencies to stop calling you, and they have to stop. They can start suing, but they have to stop calling (I think).

      I'd agree to your n-week thing, but I want "n" =0. If they're calling about an order that hasn't been completed, needs to be recalled, etc., that's one thing; if they're calling to sell me batteries for the flashlight I just bought, that's not OK.

    6. Re:Established business relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is solicited? Is it non-commercial? Is it not a call?

      Then it is UNsolicited COMMERCIAL CALLING.

    7. Re:Established business relationship by jZnat · · Score: 1

      The Do-Not-Call list covers telemarketing, not this. Companies that need to contact you about a prior business relationship (i.e. overdue item from blockbuster) are allowed to do that, but still aren't allowed to solicit to you. [IANAL]

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    8. Re:Established business relationship by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You solicited the commercial call when you failed to honor the terms of the video leasing arrangement.

      Just like you solicited having your car re-possessed when you missed 6 months of payments.

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  47. isn't this already legal? by omeomi · · Score: 1

    I thought businesses with which you already have a prior business relationship can call you already...I get recorded calls from the Walgreens all the time saying that a prescription is ready to pick up...how's that different?

  48. Not that it stops them now. by forevermore · · Score: 1
    I recently moved into a new phone number (my last one was registered long before the list went active), and though it's more than enough time since registering, I still get the occasional solicitation. Got one the other day that was a recording, asking me to press 9 if I wanted to wait and talk to an operator and get more info on my "free vacation" (obviously one of those timeshare "scams"). So I waited for a minute or so, got an operator, and asked to speak to her supervisor. Click!

    How are we supposed to report these places if they resort to tactics like this? Next time, I'll be smarter and get the phone number (in case we're disconnected, of course) before asking for a supervisor.

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  49. My comment to the FTC, from Sydney Australia by dhart · · Score: 2, Informative


    I'm utterly stunned that these changes are even under consideration, and at taxpayer expense!

    I live currently in Sydney, Australia. I have a US VoIP phone number on NDNCL, with extra anti-marketing features, and *still* manage to receive unsolicited calls from businesses that I never authorized to make such calls. I sometimes enjoy joking with the callers, "Yes, New South Wales is really a state. I don't know why it doesn't show up on your computer. Didn't you know, Australia is part of America now?"

    I believe that telephone number disclosure (some outfits demand a telephone number to conduct business) should include written opt-in consent for use of that telephone number beyond the scope of the immediate transaction.

    I've often remarked how much I like 'free' local calls within the USA, as opposed to most other places in the world where each call receives a flagfall. I'm beginning now to see the benefit of a caller-pays system, at least in the case of 'business-to-consumer' calls!

    1. Re:My comment to the FTC, from Sydney Australia by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      yes that sort of rubs salt in the wound: nobody
      else mentioned that this folly, how ever it plays
      out, is being paid for by my tax dollars.
      well, unless you count the huge contributions that
      telemarketers made to the Bush campaign.

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  50. but ... by Striker770S · · Score: 1

    free $$$ does not really exist. They will have to pay for these machines, have them maintained, and also pay for the electricity on the machines. This is a much costly endeveur that the the daily revenue would be negative... Oh well, it would bring much joy to me to see the telemarketers loose money and become bankrupt, that would be if really the telemarketers were not inmates (simpsons episode).

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    1. Re:but ... by rhizome · · Score: 1

      Free $$$ certainly does exist, except it goes by the name of "profit". With humans there would certainly be less profit than with computers doing the dialing and audiofile playback. This is where the law comes in, making it legal for anybody to phonespam anybody, as long as it's prerecorded. We already know what's up with "previous business relationship".

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  51. Pre-recorded calls should all be illegal by omeomi · · Score: 1

    Pre-recorded calls should all be illegal unless you've specifically told a company that they can call you with a recording because it's impossible to ask the recording to stop calling you. So, you end up getting a call for a congressional representative who you'd never vote for every single day, and you have no way to tell them to stop calling.

  52. whatta scam... by Mean+Ass+Troll · · Score: 1

    Does a lawsuit count as an "established business relationship" ?

  53. Pre-Recorded Messages Shouild Be Banned by Kristopher+Johnson · · Score: 1

    Pre-recorded marketing messages are the worst kind, in my opinion. Why can't we just ban these?

    A similar restriction should apply to the predictive dialing systems that automatically call you, then ask you to wait patiently for a person to talk to you.

    I'd like to know that, if I have to receive unwanted commercial phone calls, at least these companies have to hire actual people to make the calls.

  54. Payback time by coolohm · · Score: 1

    I've been receiving a lot of these calls lately. What I've started to do now is sit there while watching TV and call these buggers with redail. Waste as much of their time as possible, fill up their voice mailbox etc. If even 1% of people did this, their system would grind to a halt and they would soon give up this type of advertising. ps. Its usually Boris' moving company calling me (almost weekly)

  55. ok, here's the problem by linuxpng · · Score: 2, Insightful

    with damned prerecorded message, there is no one on the other line to tell "TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST!!". So they keep calling you.

  56. String 'em along by David+Horn · · Score: 1

    I got a call from a company selling stairlifts a few weeks ago. Not having much else to do, I played along. It went a little like this:

    Them: Hi, I'm calling from Stairlifts Inc. Do you ever have trouble getting up the stairs in your home?
    Me: Oh, yes. Quite often.
    Them: Are you over 50?
    Me: Yes. [I'm not, but what do they know?]
    Them: Could we interest you in a meeting with our salesman?
    Me: That'd be nice. [We arrange a date, I give them a false address]
    Them: Thank you very much! He'll be along soon.
    Me: Thank YOU. Please remind your salesman that it's the 1st bungalow on the left.
    *CLICK*

    Whad' I do?

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    1. Re:String 'em along by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I remember telling someone caling to offer me cheaper calls that I don't have a telephone.

      For some reason, the idea just didn't seem to register. Might have been because I clearly had a phone...

      I was also tempted to give my address to someone selling building extensions as "3rd floor, Merideth court...". I thought an extra room jutting out of the side of the building would look quite nice.

  57. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    More to the point, the telephone is a resource for which we all shell out good money, and I don't recall ever seeing anything in my contract with the phone company that says I authorize its use for telemarketing purposes. The entire telemarketing industry (and I use the term loosely because they produce nothing) completely crosses the line, period, as a parasitic, unjustified, unprincipled misuse of the national communications system. It should be illegal for that reason alone, and frankly I don't care if you are a deserving charity, or Mother Theresa herself for that matter. It is MY GODDAMN PHONE ... get the hell off it unless I said you can use it.

    Congress outlawed junk faxes some years ago, and it worked for a while. However, my fax server was getting about a dozen a day (five days in Cancun for only $300! Free timeshare in Florida!) 'til I moved. Fortunately they haven't found me yet, but given that this activity is already illegal I don't expect telemarketers to be any more respectful of the law ... they'll eventually worm their way around it or just blatantly disregard it and write off the occasional fine as a cost of doing business. I don't think we're going to win this one.

    My home network has a server that handles a lot of tasks, including email, faxing and caller ID services. I have the capability to simply hang up on any unrecognized incoming calls (if the call comes in blocked or private all the other side hears is a "click*.) If you're blocking your number I presume you're someone I don't care to hear from. *click*. If the FTC neuters the DoNotCall list in this way, I'll have to configure my system to ignore any calls not on the accepted list. I would allow emergency calls to go through with a touchtone bypass code, but that alone would stop automated telemarketing.

    One day I'm sitting at home and the phone rings ... I see it's from some company I've never heard of so I ignore it. An automated telemarketing message was left, I forget what about. Whatever. So then a minute or so later, the phone rings again. Only now, it's blocked (private) but the same message is left. Obviously they were hoping that I might pick it up the second time thinking it would be someone important. That was when I started blocking private calls. *click*.

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  58. This is what I sent to the FTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there another form letter people are sending in? If not please feel free to use this as a starting point for your submittals.

    Dear FTC, I thought that this whole matter was decided over a year ago. Over 60 million people signed up for the do not call list. Why are you trying to change the rules after that fact. Once, I would like to see a government agency actually look out for the citizens of this country instead of bowing to large business. If this is such a good idea for the members of the do not call list, make it an opt-in change. That way people get to decide if they want to be contacted by a pre-recorded message. If people wanted to be contacted via pre-recorded message then they could. However, I believe 60 million out of 60 million wouldn't opt-in, that's why they signed up for the do no call list. If the FTC has any backbone and wants to represent the people on the do not call list, they will not pass this rule. Thanks for the time, A very, very concerned citizen

  59. Why protest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't bother reporting sales calls. I have a simple policy. If any business calls me,
    I will never, ever, buy anything from them again period.
    I have been disappointed not to receive a call from Microsoft, but hey with this new arrangement I might get lucky.

  60. I'm darned glad... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    I don't have a cell phone and never will!

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    1. Re:I'm darned glad... by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Uhhh was this post a joke or intentionally stupid?

      The DNCL is for land lines only. It is already illegal to telemarket call cell phones.

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    2. Re:I'm darned glad... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Oops. It's bad enough when I don't read the article, but when I don't even read the blurb!

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  61. Marketer Labor vs. Consumer Labor by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the call is not worth the labor of a real person to make the call, then it is not worth the labor of the consumer who must answer that call.

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  62. I'd be willing to let them call me... by mark-t · · Score: 1
    And heck, I'd even be willing to be polite to them and say "no thank you" when they call, as long as they pay for my phone bill (including long distance) every month.

    If they are going to advertise to me over that medium, why aren't _THEY_ the one's paying for it? The system seems to work for television, after all.

    1. Re:I'd be willing to let them call me... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      There is (or at least was) already a long distance service that is "free" provided you're willing to listen to a couple minutes of advertsing for every 20 minutes of LD use.

      However, the thought of making anyone using a bulk autodialer pay a certain amount into my telephone account for each time they call has a certain appeal.

      Lessee... per the above-mentioned LD service, assuming 3 cents a minute for wholesale LD, two minutes of ads are worth 60 cents (20 minutes worth of LD use). For recorded phone spam, since it DOES monopolise the line for the duration (you can't hang up, because it typically won't disconnect) lets up the ante to 50 cents per minute or any part thereof. Sound fair to you??

      Hmm... signing up for telespam could become a right profitable way to run a phone line!! And you could keep a junk phone line whose sole mission in life is to collect money from telemarketers (shunt it to an answering machine with the ringer and sound turned off), while keeping your "normal" phone number spam-free by making sure it's on a master Do Not Call list (see my post above about that).

      Damn, we're missing a helluva marketing opportunity here! ;)

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    2. Re:I'd be willing to let them call me... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Heh... I like it.

      But in the typical slashdotter fashion, isn't it missing the 4-step "profit" plan? :)

  63. Loopholes by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Any attempt to water down the Do Not Call list should be fought tooth and nail. Hell, it's one of the very few things to come out of Washington in the last thirty-five years that works most of the time. We are the taxpayers and the FTC works for us, as individuals, not any corporate group. This is just a cheap replacement for the boiler room call centers.

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  64. phishing? by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, how many people went to the link and filled it out? How much you want to bet that that link actually is tied to a telemarketer and you have now established a business relationship with them. They now have you name and information and can proceed to make calls at all hours of the day and night.

    Having been on the do not call list since the begnining I can say that it has worked very well. Where I used to get a couple of calls a day I have recevied only a hand full of calls over the last year. For those that I could get a company name or phone number I have reported them. I received a call yesterday that seems to be the new method of annoying people. The phone number is blocked and it is a recording, this case offering free travel, after giving the pitch with no mention of a company name they want you to leave your name and phone number so they can get back to you. Kind of like tele-spam (registered trademark pending on the term tele-spam). Well hopefully I cost them some time since I tried my best to fill up as much tape/disk as possible telling them just what I thought about them calling someone on the do not call list. Hopefully it consumed a fair amount of time as they had other people listen to the message I left. Slow them down from processing any morons that actually left their information.

    1. Re:phishing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't find a link on the FTC's website about it. You're may be right. I didn't fill out the form.

    2. Re:phishing? by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Well, you had me going, even though I didn't give them anything but my name and state, so I spent about three minutes finding this .

      If you follow the top link in the search results, you'll find yourself in a document that references (on the second page) the very website to which we were all directed originally.

      But thanks for the angst.

    3. Re:phishing? by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      I guess my distrust of stuff posted on the Internet may be a tad to high. But then again it has protected me for many many years. :)

  65. It's not exactly aerospace engineering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you rely on Government to help you, you'll get screwed every time. If you want to be defended against spam, junk calls, etc., the only effective means is to take matters into your own hands.

    1. Get a telephone answering machine.

    2. Do not answer the telephone unless the caller identifies himself and his intentions and proves to be someone you want to talk to.

    This gets rid of all junk calls, and is not thwarted by caller ID faking.

    Problem solved, simply and easily.

  66. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing that bothers me about treating these private numbers differently is that sometimes people who I want to talk to are using them (people calling from their office, for example). One time I answered the phone in a bothered tone and what do you know, one of my contract employers was on the other end of the line. Oops! Oh well, people who frequently make outside calls should have friendly measures in place such as revealing their phone number.

  67. Pre-recorded message? by smellygeek · · Score: 1

    That's the worst kind! At least with a person, we can toy with them.

  68. My revenge HAHAHA by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    At work, we started getting calls from disgruntled or eager-to-be-disgruntled customers of a SatTV service. After answering the millionth call of people telling me to stop calling them, I finally got one of the victims to give me the name on the flyer and the phone number. The name was enough to find the company and tell them to change their marketing materials, as their phone number listed was ours.

    Of course, I got thrown in the 'endless hold for angry customers' (Verified on the newsgroups). After five times trying to get ahold of someone who could fix this ever increasing volume of calls, I lost it and started a barrage of calls using 5 lines and an autodialer. I would get to just before where an operator picked up, and put them on hold, then move to the next line. I got amazingly good at it, and picked up the line on some telemarketing stragglers screaming, "WHO IS THIS!?!".

    I kept this up for an hour, which I am pretty sure fucked up their profit margin on that day.

    Still more calls a few days later - I guess they thought I wasn't serious. Another polite request to talk to the manager, and a dump into endless hold.

    Operation Eternal Freedom went into effect again, and this time I feigned an old lady's voice, "I'm trying to reach my son, -insert name here-", on every seventh call. The others went right to hold, until they found no one on the line and hung up. Of course, I was ready with an autodialed response. 45 minutes (while waiting for a backup to complete) later, I called it a day.

    Third time, three 45 minute sessions - I got where I could do it one handed on speakerphone, and get some real work done.

    No more calls after that.

    Did they get my message? I left about 2,463.

    1. Re:My revenge HAHAHA by thelocalguru · · Score: 1

      http://www.voiceblast.com/about.html

      --SNIP--
      "SmartReply brings you an effective and exciting new medium called voice messaging, and all the advantages that come with it. With the help of SmartReply and a SmartCall campaign, you can increase sales, boost profits, improve ROI and strengthen customer relationships."
      --SNIP--

      Check out their demo !

      http://www.voiceblast.com/demo.html

      My post in no way advocates someone GPLing a library using this demo, and cronning a process to call the SmartReply company using their own service.

      We wouldn't want to "slashdot" them!

  69. MOD DOWN! BOGUS CACHE! GROSS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Took me to a picture of a woman with shit all over her.

  70. My comment to the FTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This proposal on recorded calls is an awful idea. I signed up for the DNC list because I do not want phone calls trying me to sell me things. I don't want people to call me and I don't want machines to call me. There's a reason I signed up for the DNC list. I don't want calls. From anyone. At any time. I demand that the FTC reject this proposal.

    Short, but I hope to the point.

    1. Re:My comment to the FTC by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      "I don't want calls. From anyone. At any time."

      Uhhh, you should get an Outgoing Line. You can't get calls on that - ever - from anyone - even the Pope himself won't get through...

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  71. my comments: by kobaque · · Score: 0

    Using the bare min of personal info (no phishing). "There still is overwhelming support of a 'do not call list' because we do _not_ want to be called. Our information was offered in good faith that it would be used to stop harrasing calls by telemarketers. Do not allow a loophole to be opened that would destroy the reason this list was created in the first place. What difference does it make, a live person vs. a pre-recorded message? Other than, "they" don't have to pay for all the telemarketers? Having a recording doesn't allow me to request being removed from their call list. If I wanted to listen to a voice rambling on about a useless product I have no intention of buying, I would have never signed up. If you provide the callers with this, you are merely giving them the information that I have already removed from their use. How many times must we demand to be left in peace?" It took a few tries, and it's still barely coherent, i hope i got my point across.

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  72. My submitted comments by emacs_abuser · · Score: 1

    How can I say this nicely? Believe me, I'm struggling with it.

    This is a load of bull. For years these telemarketers were 90% of the calls I recieved and now you want to help this slime get back in business.

    There is NOTHING I like about telemarketing and I don't appreciate the FTC creating loopholes for these snakes to slither thru.

    The only way this would be acceptable to me is if you created another list of people that don't want to recieve these calls, because, believe me, I don't want somebody marketing their junk on my telephone.

    Instead of helping out these people, why don't you get on the ball and do something about this SPAM deluge?

  73. Vote Republican to get the government off our back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, I'm sure glad I voted republican. Those damn do-gooder liberals would undoubtedly sell the do not call list to... uh... well...

  74. Call him, regularly, and try to sell him things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hey, you've established a business relationship, right?

    Call him up every day and ask if he'd like to buy some random object in your possession.

    Offer to take him off your list if he'll take you off his.

    Especially try to sell things that would get him kicked out of the military. Offer to sell him gay porn.

  75. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    hey, somebody mod this guy up: he at least has a solution to talk about instead of just fuming at the stupidity of it all.

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  76. This makes some sense by pammon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We don't demand that every e-mail we receive from a company be typed by hand. (Would we really want Amazon to hand-type our order confirmations?) Why demand it for the phone? When I have an overdue library book, the library automatically calls me to let me know. This is a great use of an automated phone recording system. I recognize there is a potential for abuse, but preventing all recorded phone calls is a far too broad solution. Limiting what a qualifies as a "business relationship" makes more sense.

  77. Absolutely Not. by fatman22 · · Score: 1

    When I say "Do Not Call Me" I mean exactly that. No exceptions. And, while we're on the subject, pre-recorded messages should be banned altogether unless they are from a service you own or are paying for such as a home or office security system. I want a human at the other end of the line that I can cuss at if the call pisses me off.

  78. Is anyone surprised at this? by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    The feds have a**-raped us so many times, this should not surprise. When the federal government comes to your door and offers to be your friend and savior, RUN FOR THE HILLS.

  79. My comments to the FTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am against this proposed rule change and all phone calls that take my time without prior approval. My time is sacred to me and should not be taken by marketers that have not paid a premium in advance for it. On the other hand, if the rule is amended that telemarketers will pay those which they call around a $100 a minute then I might consider it. Until then please deny any proposed rule changes that allow marketers to call my house.

    1. Re:My comments to the FTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is some sort of "reverse 900" numbers. Telemarketers would be allowed to call from only those numbers, and instead of billing you like 900 numbers do, they would be billed at whatever your "standard telemarketing rate" that you set up with the phone company happens to be. The money would be put into your phone billing account. The phone company could publish directories for telemarketers sorted by billing rate, so they could decide to call only people who want $.50 per minute or less to be annoyed, or whatever they think their marketing calls are worth.

    2. Re:My comments to the FTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should be able to call Darl for free though :-)

  80. Who the hell is commentworks.com? by jvance · · Score: 1

    And how do I know that the online "comments" form isn't really a phishing expedition?

    Please post a link to the actual ftc.gov page that in turn links to the public comments page.

  81. Lack of sleep by jacobhoupt · · Score: 1

    I've worked third shift jobs and know that many people like to work from home at night or just stay up late. This leaves us time to sleep and escape the rays of the evil day star. Getting telephone calls during our deepest sleep cycles makes us really, really pissy. Like pissy enough to aim our cars at fellow travellers. Pissy enough to punch children. Pissy enough to swear at customers and lose our jobs. Etc. Telemarketers are evil. Period. Except my cable company. They give me HBO for X-mas.

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  82. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Well, my feeling is that a legitimate business shouldn't have a problem revealing its phone number, and as a private citizen I generally don't particularly care if someone knows my number. If I didn't want them to know I wouldn't have called them (well, okay ... I feel differently about my cell phone number because there are only a few individuals that I want to contact me that way.) But anyway, the Caller ID system does distinguish between calls from exchanges that don't support the service (i.e., an "out of area" call) vs. ones that are deliberately blocked (i.e. "private".) "Out of area" calls I'll pick up, but if it's blocked ... have a nice day. Blocking is done on-purpose, and no-one I want to talk to has any reason to do that. Oh sure, it's possible that something could get screwed up in the phone system and it might send an erroneous code, but that's the price you pay for privacy, I guess.

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  83. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Never fear ... I'm fuming at the stupidity of it all too.

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  84. while it does suck by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    IT sucks that we are cruel to tele-monkeys, however causing the massive turnover costs managment extra money in both recruiting and training, as well as jacking up the pay for this job. So I say send the pain and be as mean as possible.

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    1. Re:while it does suck by wesmills · · Score: 1

      I'm terribly sorry (actually, no I'm not, it just makes for a decent introductory phrase), but people who work as telemarketers automatically lose the "I'm just doing my job; don't be mean to me" exception. Just like the idiots who put up signs on telephone poles inviting me to Make Billions By Working From Home don't like being honked at and having their signs torn down, if you're going to do that job, you agree to all the abuse you can stand.

      When your job is to basically be as annoying as humanly possible, you can't beg for mercy later. There's plenty of other, more respectable jobs. Lawyer, AOL CD mailer and politician all come immediately to mind.

  85. Wrong numbers... by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    I honestly think the wrong number problem with cell phones is merely a scam, used by the cellular operators to increase their revenue, since both parties end up paying for the wrong numbers...

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    1. Re:Wrong numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wish i had a dime for every time someone had their phone in their back pocket & inadvertantly dialed my number.

      oh wait, verizon DOES have a dime for every time someone had their phone in their back pocket & inadvertantly dialed my number.

      GOD i HATE cellphones, & the mere fact that i dont own one apparently isnt enough to keep them from being a constant nuisance to me.

  86. What really works, once and for all by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Just let a modem pick up the line... SCREECH*SCREECH*DOING*SCREEECH... Used to be a common method of getting rid of unwanted callers.

    But in fact, it does zero good to hang up on, annoy, or (worst of all since it PEGS you as a prospect) argue with telemarketers. What DOES work is to say in a Properly Annoyed Voice: "I'm SUPPOSED to be on your Do Not Call list!! You better put me back on your do not call list, or I will report you to the FTC!" They about pee themselves backing away and apologizing, and you never hear from them again.

    And if you do this a few times, ALL the calls go away -- because most telemarketers use a master DNC list. Newspapers are the best for getting yourself DNC'd by the whole world. After I told the Los Angeles Daily News to never call me again, within a few weeks I stopped getting ANY telemarketing calls, and 15 years later I'm STILL not getting any junk calls.

    (Yes, this post repeats what I've said every time the subject comes up. Apparently Slashdot readers are slow learners. ;)

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  87. Nastygrams by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

    Thats the most tastefull frosting I can put on the message I just sent them turkeys.

    I'm amazed at the apparent attempts at sugar coating and makeing light of this I read in the first 10 messages here tonight, shame on those who have nothing better to do than laugh at someone elses mis-fortune. At risk of getting sued by Johnny Carson, may the bird of paradise fly up your nose...

    I'd suggest you all follow the link and let your displeasure run rampant.

    I compared it to stealing cable service, but I asked who do we arrest when they steal the phone service I'm paying about $107 a month for.

    Or who is to blame when the frustration causes yet another person to "go postal"?

    Seemed like some very good questions to me.

    There, I feel better already. :) Now I can type my usual sig.

    Cheers, gene

  88. You got a daughter... by msimm · · Score: 1

    Or elderly parent living with you? A typical family includes more then a single parent who doesn't purchase from telesales calls.

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  89. Since we got on the no-call list... by genrader · · Score: 1

    We haven't recieved one telemarketer call for months now. Quite happy about that, used to get one from the same company every day at almost the same time, told them not to call at least 2-3 times a week.

  90. This is how I'd do it... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    "established business relationship" eh? That sounds to me like taking your amigo out to lunch at a fancy restaurant, talking girls, cars, and horseracing the whole time, and then asking, "How's business?", which is answered, "Good.", and then writing it off on your taxes as a business expense.

    Actually, though, I wouldn't mind them allowing this, IF AND ONLY IF the following provision(s) existed: Telemarketers could call IF AND ONLY IF they would send a payment of $100 to the person being called EACH TIME they called, with NO strings attached to the payment, PLUS $5 for every minute the person being called is kept on the phone, where each minute begins in the first second of that minute, with no pro-rating of minutes, and the recording is made to repeat in a loop indefinitely, such that the person being called may, at his option, listen to the same recording an infinite number of times, or simply put the phone down and keep the line open, to increase the amount of the payment, with a mandatory federal sentence of 50 years being applied to each stockholder and employee of the offending company if they are reported not to have sent the funds within a reasonable amount of time, or three days, whichever is shorter, even if they have proof that they have. Then, I wouldn't mind.

  91. Hint to telemarketers: Laughter kills careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple years ago, I got a telemarketing call
    and as the lady was starting her opening line, she
    started laughing her head off for some reason. I
    happened to be in a very bad mood when she called,
    and I slammed the phone down. She actualy tried
    to call back, but I let the phone ring.

    I imagine the mood on her end changed
    from "struck funny" to "shitting a brick"
    after I hung up.

  92. Submitted comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello,

    Your proposed rule changes regarding telemarketing sales is perplexing. I can only imagine that people who sign up for a Do Not Call list want to receive fewer (possibly zero) phone solicitations. This proposed rule change will increase the number of unwanted solicitations, so I ask that you reject it.

    I believe that the pre-existing business relationship exception is reasonable because individuals may have specifically requested that an agent notify them of opportunities (perhaps a stock broker or a real estate agent). However, I find it quite difficult to imagine an automated phone solicitation which a person who signed up for the Do Not Call list would want to receive. It is much more likely that these low cost automated solicitations are from a company with which the customer does not have a strong relationship (such as a telephone or television company) selling a product which the customer does not want.

    After all, if a significant percentage of targetted people actually wanted to buy the solicited service, it would be in the marketer's best interest to use human operators which have a higher success rate.

    Finally, rule changes such as this erode citizen confidence in the FTC, as this is a clear indication that the FTC works for business, not people. So, please reject this rule change to preserve confidence and protect people from unwanted and wasteful solicitations.

  93. My submission to the FTC site by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Allowing any sort of loophole based on a "prior business relationship" like this is ripe for abuse by the telemarketing industry. Without a concrete definition of "prior business relationship," the recipient has no way of ENDING said relationship, leaving him/her open to continued harassment at the hands of telemarketers.

  94. Isn't all this backwards? by Frank+Dreben · · Score: 1

    I mean that there should be a National "Do Call" list instead of a Do-Not-Call list. Anyone that wants these calls has to sign up. Then everyone would be happy.

    1. Re:Isn't all this backwards? by 9Nails · · Score: 1

      Good idea! But it can be made even better.

      I would only add the phone numbers to other call centers. Then the Telemarketers will call other telemarketers. The company with the best sales script wins.

  95. I'll give money to THIS cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What this country needs is a kill-squad. All of the parasites who add nothing to society but exist solely by preying off the weakness and stupidity of others, in complete flagrant disregard for the law, need to be removed, quietly, from society. A knock at the door one day during dinner, they climb into a van with the nice people, and three months later they're fertilizing your flower bed. Sadly, I suspect the first to go would be the board of directors for the majority of businesses in America. Ah well, I guess that's what we get for living in a country based on Capitalism.

  96. Don't hire telemarketers... by 9Nails · · Score: 1

    Why bother hiring someone to call me? Just send your product to me for free. If I like it, I'll tell someone about it. And maybe they will buy one. I'll spread the word for those things truly useful. But if your product sucks, I wasn't going to buy it when you call me and invade my privacy any way. Companies will save thousands on call lists and employee costs. And if their products are truly useful, they'll get the word out from convinced users, and not from some scripted telemarketer message.

  97. Here's what I sent in as a comment by Animats · · Score: 1
    This might be useful.
    • The proposed amendments to the Telemarketing Sales Rule are undesirable. They create consumer confusion, in that consumers now expect that the do not call list means that they should not receive any marketing calls whatsoever. The FTC should act consistent with that expectation.

      The notion of an established business relationship has historically been abused by telemarketers. Recognizing this, the FCC has sunset the established business relationship exception to the TCPA rules involving unsolicited faxes. After June 30, 2005, the FCC requires a signed statement by the recipient, specifying a specific telephone number, before a marketing-related fax can be sent to that recipient. (Ref FCC Notice of Proposed Rulemaking, June 26, 2003, revising 47 C.F.R. 64.1200(a)(3)(i))

      Since the petitioner has proposed that the FTC should follow the FCC in this area, it would be appropriate for the FTC at this time to similarly sunset its established business relationship exception. This will simplify compliance for business by providing a consistent rule across agencies.

      As for the predictive dialing issue, the marketplace has already provided several commercial predictive dialer systems which are advertised as capable of complying with current FTC regulations. Thus, no relaxation of FTC rules is required in this area.

  98. I just realized..... by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Target was offering 'free' wakeup calls for people on the the Day after Thanksgiving. I wonder if this creates a "prior business relationship?"

    I bet it does.

  99. My comment, did I miss anything? by chadjg · · Score: 1

    Hello,

    It is my understanding that the FTC is considering opening a hole in the "Do Not Call" registry to allow pre-recorded messages to be sent to people on the list as long as there is some kind of business relationship.

    Please don't do this thing. Ordinary experience shows that companies will stretch the definition of "pre-existing business relationship" to nonsensical, illogical and reality defying lengths. Furthermore, it is obvious that any one actual business or group of interests can use a constantly shifting screen of fronts to keep pestering people. This kind of non-sense is a fact of life, and the Do-Not-Call registry offered a little blessed relief, and it had some minor teeth to help the reluctant get the idea.

    Even a seemingly small hole like this will largely destroy one of the best bang-for-the-buck acts your group has done. It has brought a lot of credit to you and this kind of non-sense would take all of that away and then some. This kind of failure would be evidence of something that is worse than the ordinary malaise one expects out of a large government agency, that is actual treachery. One would be quite correct to point out that this is a rabid and emotional response, but in this citizen's view, this is exactly what is happening.

    Really, If the offers being pitched in these pre-recorded assaults are that good, they should have the decency to use a human. If it is actually useful, I'll probably already know about it anyway.

    There is a strong trend among people of a certain age to use a cellular phone as their primary if not only telephone, and to supplement that with VoIP and IM goodness. I can only assume that your group is well aware of this. Fine tuned control and convenience are two of the big reasons people are going this way. It is, therefore, obvious that anything that hurts this type of experience can only accelerate the trend. If you get any grief from the telephone companies because the proposed policy would hurt their business with tele-marketers you might point out that they will have many fewer targets if they don't behave themselves.

    Please keep the Do-Not-Call registry what it is, a Do-Not-Call-Me-With-Your-Idiotic-Plan-To-Take-My- Money-During-Supper list. Please act in the public interest, squash this political varmint immediately.

    Did I miss anything? Who else actually said something other than "go-to-hell, you fascist pricks?" Regulatory agency findings are one of the greatest fountains of law, just like statutory and found law. We can't let this stuff slide!

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  100. get lost, loser by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How does the consumer end the "pre-existing business relationship"? If a business calls me, because they claim one of those with me, they should have to submit evidence to the do-not-call registry. I should be able to cancel that relationship by contacting that registry, either before or after they submit their evidence, or call me. Then they shouldn't be able to call me. Otherwise it's just corporate stalking, like some fatal marketing attraction.

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    1. Re:get lost, loser by stanmann · · Score: 1

      If you have a pre-existing business relationship, they want to keep your business, so, if they have that, make it clear that if you get further marketting calls, you will terminate your relationship and their salary. they will stop...

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  101. Well, here is my comment to the FCC... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1
    Text of comment:

    I wanted to express my feeling against this change. There already exists a provision to allow companies to contact people on the Do Not Call List in which the company has an existing relationship with already. But this is limited to actual people placing the calls. By changing this to allow tape recorded calls, the person on the Do Not Call List has no easy means to tell the company calling to NOT call them anymore. The existing relationship clause, has already been stretched to allow many companies to call people who have clearly expressed that they DO NOT WISH TO BE CALLED for marketing purposes. By changing this to allow pre-recorded messages, that person can no longer simply tell the company to take them off their call list. Instead, they will be forced to listen to the recording, hopefully get a company name, find a contact number, call that company, finally get someone on the phone, most likely be transfered around to several departments, and possibly finally get someone who can take them off the call list, but most likely will never be able to do so, because the phone advertising was outsourced to some unknown company which is the one that actually makes the calls, and thus, have no way of knowing that the person being called wants off the call list.

    Feel free to copy and/or make slight changes for your own quick and easy comments.

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  102. Vonage VOIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I have Vonage VOIP and they give away caller id for free on incoming calls, and I always know when it's a telemarketer, it says "BLOCKED". So I have this advanced, CPU-driven behemoth of a VOIP router in my home, and I'm not allowed to program this thing to block some calls? It's ridiculous! Vonage doesn't even sell an ACL-list feature! What the hell is wrong with VOIP providers? Why aren't they giving us per-number call handling? I want a voice router feature that says "dump blocked caller id". Ridiculous.

  103. My solution... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

    Agree to go see the recruiter and set up a date and time. One hour later, call back and tell them you've changed your mind.

    In my case, the recruiter hung up before I could even say "Good bye," and I never received another call from any branch.

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  104. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by bstone · · Score: 1

    my fax server was getting about a dozen a day (five days in Cancun for only $300! Free timeshare in Florida!)

    I was getting about a dozen a day too, but about 1/3 of them were from outfits offering to sell me toner cartridges cheap. I could pretty much tell the ones selling ink just by looking at how densely the page was printed.

  105. Pre-existing Business Relationship by DeVilla · · Score: 1
    Let's see. As long as a "Pre-existing Business Relationship" means 12 or more degrees of separation...

    We worked with...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Who was working on the set of Flatliners with Kevin Bacon
    Who's brother...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Who walked you dog once last year, so as you can see, we are practically family. BTW, we don't take checks.

  106. Phone spam filter devices by Linuxathome · · Score: 1

    If the measure will be allowed in the future, there'll definitely be a niche market for devices that stand between the phone line and the phone to filter out spam calls. I know there are a few out there now. In fact, phone service providers could definitely add a little more value to their service if they add this feature--they could even quarantine the call for users to mark as true spam or not, just like for email.

    1. Re:Phone spam filter devices by PigleT · · Score: 1

      Care to point us at a few such things?

      I'm rather worried about the mention of `quarantining' calls - sounds too much like challenge-response to me.

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  107. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I got a whole bunch of those too, I like I would ever buy anything from a junk fax or a spam anyway, just on principle. I finally turned off automatic printing and just had the server convert incoming faxes into .TIFFs and stuff them into a folder so I could review them on-screen later. I mean, it got to the point every time I was waiting for a fax the damn printer was out of paper.

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  108. Well... by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 1

    ...it seems to me that, as a concerned citizen, I have an existing business relationship with my government.

    What's this clown's number again?

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  109. Hope? by Renraku · · Score: 1

    They're hoping that just maybe their superior sales skills and experience can con you into buying something you don't want, or falling prey to a scam. Getting the first few words in will make or break a deal.

    Thats why they try so hard. They have to 'get their foot in the door'.

    One company called me and was selling computers (used) and I asked them if I had done business with them before. They said no, and I asked them for their company name. They then replied that they knew what I was doing, and that it wouldn't work. They hung up.

    I called the phone company. Called ID said something to the affect of Unknown or Unlisted, and the phone company said that since they were unlisted, they couldn't give me any information.

    I told them that said company was in violation of the DNC list, and that I intended to report them to the proper authorities, and they said that they STILL couldn't give me any info.

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  110. Ask for their manager by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    THEN blow the whistle in HIS (or her) ear. Tele pool managers are usually assholes from what I hear.

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  111. Oh, p00t. by deusdiabolus · · Score: 1

    Well, the quiet was nice while it lasted. Hey, shouldn't we have figured out some more advanced form of standard communication than the phone by now?

  112. YAABS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great
    Yet Another Asshole potenial BS

  113. Bwahahahhaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    suckers! you all do-not-call signatories! All Dubya voters! hahahahha! how did you ever believe that they are going to shield you for ever? Its like Jews believing in Hitler when he said that the tatoo they get is for their own protection.

    bwahahahaha.

  114. Kill two birds... by Mal-2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got sick of FAX spam at work, especially since most of them came from the same Canadian company I couldn't contact directly. They left only a (toll-free) removal number.

    The first time, I tried it. I think they stopped for all of a month.

    Once they restarted, I decided to make us unprofitable to FAX. I called their toll-free removal number, and when asked to confirm that I had entered the correct number, I would press "2" for no, starting the whole process over again. Then I automated this with just the autodialer on the phone. It got to the point that when I got through (which wasn't often), the autodialer could hold their line open for upwards of an hour. To prevent this from tying up the main phone line, I tapped the FAX line so that it now was usable on one office phone (in addition to the FAX) only -- mine. Once the legitimate FAXes stopped at 5 pm, but I still had hours to kill before the day's paperwork arrived, I'd set the autodialer to work. All I had to do was hit a button if the phone actually got through to the removal service. Having access to the FAX line also came in handy at other times, but that was just a nice side effect of the need to autodial.

    Since we had a toll-free line ourselves, I knew they were probably paying about 7 or 8 cents a minute for their incoming calls. I wanted to cost them ten dollars a day, but I just couldn't get through all that often as the line was almost always busy (big surprise).

    Then I got the bright idea to subject one of our contractors (who NEVER paid on time, or paid less than was billed) to a little annoyance of their own, so I had the autodialer helpfully "remove" them instead of ourselves. This part at least I know to have worked, their level of Canadian FAX spam tripled instantly. It didn't get us any of the owed money, but it still felt nice. :)

    Mal-2

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  115. Money for my time by AndresFerraro · · Score: 1

    At least the time-share companies give you a microwave oven. These phone-tards just waste our time without anything to show for it. I want a system whereby they have to pay *me* every time they call me.

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  116. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fascinating self-absorbed account of your communications setup there, ScrewMaster. The term you're looking for is *fwap* (or *fap*), not *click*, viz:

    My home network has a server that handles a lot of tasks, including email, faxing and caller ID services. I have the capability to simply hang up on any unrecognized incoming calls (if the call comes in blocked or private all the other side hears is a *fwap*.) If you're blocking your number I presume you're someone I don't care to hear from. *fwap*. If the FTC neuters the DoNotCall list in this way, I'll have to configure my system to ignore any calls not on the accepted list. I would allow emergency calls to go through with a touchtone bypass code, but that alone would stop automated telemarketing.

    One day I'm sitting at home and the phone rings ... I see it's from some company I've never heard of so I ignore it. An automated telemarketing message was left, I forget what about. Whatever. So then a minute or so later, the phone rings again. Only now, it's blocked (private) but the same message is left. Obviously they were hoping that I might pick it up the second time thinking it would be someone important. That was when I started blocking private calls. *fwap*.

  117. Re:NO... by takochan · · Score: 1

    but it not working, see.... ...Because the people who write the checks to those congresscritters now aren't getting what they paid their money for... that is why they are now wanting to change it..

  118. IOW... by McDutchie · · Score: 1

    ...it depends on what the definition of "us" us.

  119. Jesus, called "the Christ", was a homeless man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homeless people are trash and not worth the air they stink up with their BO and piss-stained pants.

    Jesus, called "the Christ", was a homeless man.

    That's not a nice way to talk about the Lord and Savior of more than one billion people (Christians), and a prophet to more than a half billion more (Muslims).

  120. Established business relationship already defined by concept14 · · Score: 1

    The regulations already define what counts as an established business relationship. You bought something within the past 18 months or inquired within the past 3 months, and didn't specifically tell them not to call you. See URL:https://www.donotcall.gov/FAQ/FAQConsumers.asp x#ExistingBusiness .

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  121. SIT tones by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Might have to put the SIT tones back on the answering machine. Since registering for the Do Not Call list, I have not gotten many telemarketing calls. Before the list, I used to play the SIT tone at the beginning of my greeting, and that got rid of a lot of the automated stuff. Perhaps that will have to be done again *sigh*

  122. props to the user who submitted the story.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for providing the ftc link. I commented.

  123. No, this could be too easily circumvented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The better solution :

    With every phone call you make, you need to include a token, an unique number (in some sort of "header" in the phone call) that you have bought at something like 50 cents.

    When the recipient takes the phonecall, he can press "1" to return the token to you or "0" to heve the token credited on his telephone bill.

    Of course, every user can decide if he wants to implement this system on the receiver side (if he does not, the the caller gets back his token automatically)

    If there is an actual "prior business relation", like you bought a car or 5000 widgets last year, then the caller will probably risk 50 cents. If he just bought a CD with 10 million phone numbers, he probably wont.

    With internet telephony, this does not even require the cooperation of any telcos, this could be implemented entirely within the client applications.

  124. You Americans are Insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why do you do it? Why do you allow your government to encourage something so manifestly not in your interests as telephone marketing? Why do you not have a real, enforcible, criminal penalties, get all your phones cut off, charities, politicians, existing business relationships, _all_ calls, I don't want to get any of the bloody things registry?

    Anyone who makes a marketing call to me is breaking the law. Anyone. Existing relationships, political parties, charities, anyone. There's a narrow, and controlled, exemption for legitimate polling organisations, but being ex-directory kills that one stone dead. I think I get about one call from a business (other than ``your dry cleaning is ready'' or ``we need to fit brake pads, is that OK?'') per year. If you get more, you need to sort your government out.

    But I forget, it's the USA, where people will put up with any shit so long as it waves a flag and claims to be ``good for business''.

  125. Do what I do: Keep phone unplugged when not used. by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    Do what I do: Keep phone unplugged when not used.

    Stops phonespam dead in its tracks.

    The ultimate 'Do Not Call List.'

    I only use the phone to call others or go online.

    Me calling others is not phonespam to me.

    If I am online, I can't get phonespam from others.

    If the phone is unplugged (but nearby), I can't get phonespam from others.

    See how easy it is.... :)

  126. Caller Id by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
    My home network has a server that handles a lot of tasks, including email, faxing and caller ID services. I have the capability to simply hang up on any unrecognized incoming calls (if the call comes in blocked or private all the other side hears is a "click*.) If you're blocking your number I presume you're someone I don't care to hear from. *click*. If the FTC neuters the DoNotCall list in this way, I'll have to configure my system to ignore any calls not on the accepted list. I would allow emergency calls to go through with a touchtone bypass code, but that alone would stop automated telemarketing.

    I went even further then that and block all calls that come in anonymously. You can set that up via a simple code (*99# here, ask your friendly telco if there is such a thing in your area) and reset it at any time.

    An anonymous caller just gets a message around the lines that "This Swisscom customer does not accept calls from blocked numbers".

    The beauty is that foreign calls, which sometime don't submit the number (very rare nowadays but it happens) get routed through. The system can dsistinguish that.

    Hey, it cut down my phone spam 100% and has only one disadvantage: doctors, lawyers and banks must block their numbers by law and they can't get through. But they either have my cell #, or they find other creative ways like writing a letter.

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  127. Re:How 'bout we just make all telemarketting illeg by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    fwap?

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  128. Another proof of DNC = DNW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have told you all before, but many of you are just too stupid to listen. Guess what happen now?

  129. Stop abusing your position moderator by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Do your job right - mod up not down.

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