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No Uranus/Urectum jokes? Jesus God!

...you could try fucking off.

First post, bitch!

With great tornado in a can comes great responsibility.

This guy looks like he might enjoy a tornado in the can every now and again.

About to get goatsexed

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Arseonint looks like this

Could this be a new buisiness plan?!
1. Waste money on femtolasers 2. ???
3. P-R-O-F-I-T

I can't load that site: here's a mirror.

CmdrTaco did a movie awhile ago, and here it is: http://www.hick.org/CmdrTaco/hello.mpg

I declare this fp on behalf of all the Windows 98 niggaz! SO SOLID CRU IS MASSIV

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One of the goals of Perl 6 is to make non-trivial projects possible. That's good. The way it's being done is bad. Perl was once a lightweight, extremely flexible language. Now it's become a huge ugly monster. People wanted OO, so a nasty hack was bolted on top to allow some semblance of it. Now this nasty hack is being expanded. Sure, the code's different, but the basic form is the same. Kludge upon kludge upon kludge; I'd much rather have a nice, clean, pure language (and not one with loads of irritating whitespace thank you very much).

The same goes for the syntax. All the switching between $, @ and % is really irritating (ask a newbie how to get at the length of the keys array of a hash inside a hash, for example), and the changes proposed for 6 are just making this worse -- it seems that Larry, in his infinite wisdom, wants to prefix every data type with a different hard-to-type character. Perl was only designed for the three data types, and adding more is a mess.

Perl 6 is a complete rewrite, but it keeps all the mess which has accumulated over the previous versions. This is not good. Sure, my const int $var = 27; may look neat (in the same way that, say, Pascal does), but $var isn't entirely constant, or entirely an integer, it's just a hack which makes it sort of behave like one. The whole thing is an exercise in pseudo-computer science masturbation with little real purpose except to please the managers who dislike the one thing that makes Perl special.

On a similar note is regexes. I'm an avid fan of regular expressions simply because a nondeterministic finite automata is far more flexible than linear code. However, Larry must have been smoking that cheap $2 crack when he wrote this. Does he want Perl 6 to be flex or something?

I won't be going on to use 6. It's a nice idea, but it's completely unnecessary. It won't make large projects any easier to manage (the language is still, at heart, an almighty hack -- an impressive one, but still a hack). It won't make OO any cleaner. It won't make development any faster. To put it bluntly, Perl scripts will still look less beautiful than our friend Mr Goatse. I'd prefer to use a language which has always been pure synthesis of science and engineering, not some half-baked imposter .

Perl 6 will be nice, but I'm guessing it will be the end of Perl. It can't do what it wants to do whilst still being based upon a nasty mess. There are now other options, which provide all of Perl's power and none of the mess. Sorry, but *BSD^H^H^H^H Perl is dying. Larry is buggering it up the ass without lubricants, just like Shoeboy is doing to Larry's daughter.

I want them to advertise on MSNBC

Microsoft sucks nothing but cock.

If you look really hard, you might find it here.

It is too bad we have to be weary about what we click on, especially at work.

My thoughts exactly. There's a good essay on the subject here.

Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!

I wish Natalie Portman would pour hot grits down my pants.

OGG THE CAVEMAN IS TEH FAGOT!

Could this be a new business plan? 1. Post article purporting to be old which really isn't 2. ??? 3. Profit!

Stephen King was just found dead in his Maine home. I just heard the news on the radio 10 minutes ago. There weren't any details. Even if you didn't read his books, he had a great cultural impact. Truly an American icon.

Here's a link to a Google cache of this article.

OH MY GOD! The worst terrorist attack in history happened a little over one year ago, and you people are discussing how old this thread is? For CHRISSAKES, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!

Fact: *BSD is dying

Slashdot has obviously jumped the shark. But it's still gh3y.

MY COMPUTAR IS TEH BROKEN

fp!!!

This is a gh3y haiku Now shut the fuck up and go Post some stupid shit

I'd use a Mac, but it only has one button

I got a website running on my Coke can. Please Slashdot it to a smouldering lump now.

IANAL, but...

j00 fux0rw175! It's GNU/Linux, not just Linux!

I know I'm going to get modded down for saying this, but this article really isn't that old.

What the fuck is this crap? Is this news for nerds? Is this news that matters? I didn't think so.

AYBABTU

Slwoly CdmrTaco unzipped the fly of his gh3y buttbuddy's tight, tight trowsers...(Read the rest of this comment)

The RIAA must die! The MPAA must die! Microsoft must die!

If only they'd used Linux, this wouldn't have happened.

Does it run Linux?

This story is a repeat! FUCK YOU, timothy!

Mod parent up funny.

1. Click here.
2. ???
3. Profit!

My name is cmdrTaco
I run a leanding linux news site.
linux for x86 is getting killed by palladium
So I switched to Mac

Here's the evidence.

Isn't that stretching it a tad?

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Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Christian Troll community when recently IDC confirmed that Christian Troll accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all slashdot trolls. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Christian Trolls have lost more biting share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Christian Trolls are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Goatse comprehensive trolling test.

You don't need to be Fred Phelps to predict Christian Trolls's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Christian Trolls faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Christian Trolls because Christian Trolls are dying. Things are looking very bad for Christian Trolls. As many of us are already aware, Christian Trolls continues to lose biting share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Bible_Study_Guys is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core trollers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

FirstPOST leader AnonymousCoward states that there are 7000 users of FirstPOST. How many users of KDEvsGnome are there? Let's see. The number of FirstPOST versus KDEvsGnome posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 KDEvsGnome users. BSD/Is/Dying posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of KDEvsGnome posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/Is/Dying. A recent article put Bible_Study_Guys at about 80 percent of the Christian Troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Bible_Study_Guys users. This is consistent with the number of Bible_Study_Guys Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of slash.geekizoid, abysmal sales and so on, Bible_Study_Guys went out of business and was taken over by Adequacy.Org who sell another troubled Troll. Now Adequacy.Org is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that Christian Trolls have steadily declined in biting share. Christian Trolls are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Christian Trolls is to survive at all it will be among Trolling hobbyist dabblers. Christian Trolls continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Christian Trolls are dead.

Fact: Christian Trolls are dead

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Christian Troll community when recently IDC confirmed that Christian Troll accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all slashdot trolls. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Christian Trolls have lost more biting share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Christian Trolls are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Goatse comprehensive trolling test.

You don't need to be Fred Phelps to predict Christian Trolls's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Christian Trolls faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Christian Trolls because Christian Trolls are dying. Things are looking very bad for Christian Trolls. As many of us are already aware, Christian Trolls continues to lose biting share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Bible_Study_Guys is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core trollers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

FirstPOST leader AnonymousCoward states that there are 7000 users of FirstPOST. How many users of KDEvsGnome are there? Let's see. The number of FirstPOST versus KDEvsGnome posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 KDEvsGnome users. BSD/Is/Dying posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of KDEvsGnome posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/Is/Dying. A recent article put Bible_Study_Guys at about 80 percent of the Christian Troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Bible_Study_Guys users. This is consistent with the number of Bible_Study_Guys Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of slash.geekizoid, abysmal sales and so on, Bible_Study_Guys went out of business and was taken over by Adequacy.Org who sell another troubled Troll. Now Adequacy.Org is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that Christian Trolls have steadily declined in biting share. Christian Trolls are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Christian Trolls is to survive at all it will be among Trolling hobbyist dabblers. Christian Trolls continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Christian Trolls are dead.

Fact: Christian Trolls are dead

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No, goatse.cx is down.

However, you can still reach it here. The filters do not block this URL.

As in Hick?

As apple already is losing enough revenue as it is.


Hi Dad!

I believe that the frequency and dates of posting of "SK is dead" form a stenographic code which is used by Al Qaeda to communicate orders to deep cover operatives. I have written a paper on the matter which you can find here.

Presentation, presentation, presentation.

Go here for instructions. It takes some explaining and isn't very straightforward.

check out those screens! Can you imagine the goatse man on one of those? Yeah, baby, yeah.

Conquer THIS space, you Lunix losers!

OO-ass

TIP: "Assembly" is abbreviated "asm" to avoid any sexual connotations.

This is asm.

This is ass.

I can't tell the differentce, but it's not! Amazing!

Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Slashdot's about. It's all about this CmdrTaco who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day he meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, he's gettin the serious dick action and he's feeling something he ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts him. It shouldn't hurt him, you know his asshole should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks him it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Slashdot's about. It's all about this CmdrTaco who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day he meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, he's gettin the serious dick action and he's feeling something he ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts him. It shouldn't hurt him, you know his asshole should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks him it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

What about the Big Red Anus mystery?

Spare us the fucking bullshit, Timmah! You wouldn't know 'fair use' if it crept up and wrenched your ass open.

Fair Use is a fabrication, invoked by cheats and charlatans. There is NO SUCH THING. It doesn't exist. What you THIEVES consider 'Fair Use' is nothing short of the deliberate, calculated destruction of the artistic worth of the human race.

With your CD burners and CD rippers, you have eroded the very concept of reward for art. Music has become a cheap, shabby commodity, hastily squirted from one Cancerware-infused P2P client to another.

And yet, pathetic little cuntsniffs such as yourself have the AUDACITY to claim hard done by because someone else is making a profit through your ILLEGAL piracy. Is your life so dismal that you can only gain satisfaction from ripping off other, worthier people?

Get this... Absolutely NO-ONE rips CDs for personal use. If they wanted to listen to their CDs on their computer, they'll listen to them in full 44.1Khz CD quality. Digital CD ripping exists for one reason, to compress files to a networkable size. Theivery.

I shall be wishing very hard tonight that someone close and dear to you shall die of cancer within the next six months. A futile wish, perhaps, but none more futile than a shit-caked ignorant wankstick such as yourself wishing that Microsoft will come crashing down in flames just because you've installed Lunix on your 486.

but at some point you get to SEE the movie and if you can see it, you can copy it no?

Not if DMCA II closes the analog hole [better known as goatse.cx], requiring all video digitizers to check for copyright watermarks.