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Had they adapted Darwyn Cooke's excellent "Selina's Big Score" for the movie, it wouldn't have been the disaster it turned out to be.

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

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• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can dow

I see some faults in your logic. If it hits in the water, well, did you see "The Day After Tomorrow"? remember when the water hit new york, well, make the waves at least twice as high. (And remove the cold)

And as for "Landing on land, it would just make a big boom and put a lot of dirt into the air" that "a lot of dirt" could be enough to have permanant clouds over a large area, blocking out the sun for quite a while. This would have repercussions on a global scale as it would effect weather patterns in that area. Also, have dirt and dust in the air can add to an increase in electrical build up causing one hell of an lightning storm covering miles, but there'd be no rain to put out the fires as they start.

All in all, if it's more then a few meters wide, it don't matter where it hits, it'll cause enough damage. (Think about no crops in north america because we don't see the sun for 6-8 weeks.)

HOUSTON, Texas (GNAA) - Breaking new ground for both the adult entertainment and online service industries, GNAA Houston (NYSE: GNAH) unveiled its gay-friendly adult service, "Gay Porn Avalanche," an unlimited high-speed internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone else to the service without their consent.

"The telecommunication industry innovated 'slamming,'" said GNAH CTO KiSSy, "and the porn industry invented unlimited streaming gay video, but only the GNAA can bring gay porn to those in-the-closet loved ones over the holidays." Gay rights advocates immediately praised the venture as "soft outing," or a polite and acceptable way of encouraging others to face their inner homosexuality.

Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment method, but with "Gay Porn Avalanche" (GPA), someone other than the subscriber can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly price!"

GPA debuts at $19.45 per month with a one-time sign-up fee of $6.66. It will be available in most of the continental USA and all of Canada, which KiSSy states "is our biggest, most widespread and wide open market."

Subscribers will be given a high-speed internet hookup which plugs right into the back of their computer, and can download from any number of local "channels" at speeds faster than distant, often hard-to-reach-(around) Internet sites. "No more waiting for gay pornography," the brochure says. "With GPA, it's home before you are."

Martin Lithp, spokesman for gay rights group Alliance of Sodomy Supporters, proclaimed a "new era" in tolerance for gays. "Once members of our proud brethren could hide behind a smoke screen of heterosexuality," he said, "but now, there is no way to escape your orientation if a friend or relative is willing to 'out' you with a trial subscription to GPA."

President Bush is expected to comment on the new service as he signs the sweeping gay rights bill, No Gay Behind Left Behind, as part of the Republican party's push for diversity and equality in its perceived draconian platform. "All Americans must join in the war against terrorism," said Bush. "They hate us because of our freedom - including our freedom to have radical gay oral, anal and bukkake pornography at rock-bottom prices."

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
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Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you

GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie .

Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.



About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:

• Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
• Produced by GayJack Movies
• Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production

"The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring

• Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
• Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
• Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
• Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
• Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
• Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
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gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

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Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) m

At least we can hope these two don't do a remake that year. That would save the planet from one disaster. Of course, that potential disaster probably wouldn't actually kill anyone. It would be more likely to make hundreds of thousands of people sick.

At least we can hope these two don't do a remake that year. That would save the planet from one disaster. Of course, that potential disaster probably wouldn't actually kill anyone. It would be more likely to make hundreds of thousands of people sick.

At least we can hope these two don't do a remake that year. That would save the planet from one disaster. Of course, that potential disaster probably wouldn't actually kill anyone. It would be more likely to make hundreds of thousands of people sick.

Of course, Santayana doesn't hurt either: "Those who do not study their history are doomed to repeat it." Such tactics are sometimes short term effective, but long term... probably useless. If the current US administration's attitudes on corporations, terrorism, and civil liberties remain representative... laughably useless.

His daughter will definitly still be alive since she's an elf.

I think you're talking about Liv Tyler, daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith. Liv Tyler plays an elf in Lord of The Rings. She also plays in Armageddon as do both Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler, which is probably why you linked her to the wrong father.

I wouldn't know what movie any of Bruce Willis' daughters plays an elf in, unless you mean she really is an elf ofcourse. :)

His daughter will definitly still be alive since she's an elf.

I think you're talking about Liv Tyler, daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith. Liv Tyler plays an elf in Lord of The Rings. She also plays in Armageddon as do both Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler, which is probably why you linked her to the wrong father.

I wouldn't know what movie any of Bruce Willis' daughters plays an elf in, unless you mean she really is an elf ofcourse. :)

His daughter will definitly still be alive since she's an elf.

I think you're talking about Liv Tyler, daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith. Liv Tyler plays an elf in Lord of The Rings. She also plays in Armageddon as do both Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler, which is probably why you linked her to the wrong father.

I wouldn't know what movie any of Bruce Willis' daughters plays an elf in, unless you mean she really is an elf ofcourse. :)

His daughter will definitly still be alive since she's an elf.

I think you're talking about Liv Tyler, daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith. Liv Tyler plays an elf in Lord of The Rings. She also plays in Armageddon as do both Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler, which is probably why you linked her to the wrong father.

I wouldn't know what movie any of Bruce Willis' daughters plays an elf in, unless you mean she really is an elf ofcourse. :)

His daughter will definitly still be alive since she's an elf.

I think you're talking about Liv Tyler, daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith. Liv Tyler plays an elf in Lord of The Rings. She also plays in Armageddon as do both Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler, which is probably why you linked her to the wrong father.

I wouldn't know what movie any of Bruce Willis' daughters plays an elf in, unless you mean she really is an elf ofcourse. :)

His daughter will definitly still be alive since she's an elf.

I think you're talking about Liv Tyler, daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith. Liv Tyler plays an elf in Lord of The Rings. She also plays in Armageddon as do both Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler, which is probably why you linked her to the wrong father.

I wouldn't know what movie any of Bruce Willis' daughters plays an elf in, unless you mean she really is an elf ofcourse. :)

He'll be 74 in 2029.. So he'll probably be alive.

His daughter will definitly still be alive since she's an elf.

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can

I can't believe you didn't mention that it featured Ezri Dax!! That's probably the most important aspect of the film to this crowd ...

by the same director as the original cube, cypher is well worth a look.

Excellent first movie with a not-so-good sequel. The case is awesome, though. I'm still looking forward to Cube Zero. w00t for Canadian movies!

Well, coincidentally the BBC have a report about movies which have amnesiacs acting as they are supposed to.

Finding Nemo and Memento are amonst the gud'uns. Overboard and the Tom'n'Jerry movie are amongst the bad'uns.

The research was done by the National Society for Epilepsy, so its being used as a publicity piece I guess to highlight misconceptions about amnesiacs. Epileptics can suffer from amnesia as part of their condition. This does make it different to the subject story - which I guess is just a bit of speculative fun from people with too much time on their hands.

Well, coincidentally the BBC have a report about movies which have amnesiacs acting as they are supposed to.

Finding Nemo and Memento are amonst the gud'uns. Overboard and the Tom'n'Jerry movie are amongst the bad'uns.

The research was done by the National Society for Epilepsy, so its being used as a publicity piece I guess to highlight misconceptions about amnesiacs. Epileptics can suffer from amnesia as part of their condition. This does make it different to the subject story - which I guess is just a bit of speculative fun from people with too much time on their hands.

Now that we're getting closer to 5%, you can bust out your 20-sided dies and start rolling. For the comet-paranoid, here's a movie rental that will put you at ease: Wet Hot American Summer.

The first movies of the HHGTTG were made by the BBC during Adams' life and were not changed one iota from the original 'radio series'.

The books however have more tekst that "the original radio series"

So in case you didn't notice my nitpick here: The HHGTTG was not translated to screen from books, but from radio script. The books came after that script. And the original movie dates back to the 1970s and even stars the original radio cast.

This link (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081874) is NOT the original movie, but the short version of that original movie which is more than 3 hours long. (Sadly no imdb entry for the original movie)

I think I speak for myself, and the other 6 billion+ human beings resident on this massive ball of petroleum and rocks when I say

Nobody gives a flying fuck.

I don't care if the book deviates from the movie in tiny, pointless ways. If the movie deviates from the plot insanely, as in the case of this atrocity for example, I care. Not when there are just thousands upon thousands of teeny tiny ways which nobody cares about.

Has it ever occurred to you to just sit back, enjoy the movie and (this is the important bit) get a life?

(Although I guess posting on Slashdot on Christmas day means I don't have a life :)

So do niggers when they're chained together and weighed down with cannonballs.

I laughed when I saw that scene in Amistad [imdb.com]. It was the feel-good comedy of 1997!
mfa

There once was a fellow named Dillon,
He cried, "That's not me!"
"I use BSD!"
"Because I find it fulfillin'."

W hf

That urban legend about cavalry vs. tanks probably came from Andrzej Wajda's movie "Lotna". There was a scene with cavalry charging tanks, but it was meant to be a metaphor, pure artistic vision (to be honest, most of Polish cinematography experts has no clue what the hell it was and sincerely hates that film) and had absolutely nothing to do with historical facts. If you had read any history book or at least google you wouldn't compromise with statements that cavalry (there were no any cavalry with lances for God's sake!) was "Polish finest soldiers" during WWII, or that "Poland was overrun in no time flat".

Maybe it's McDonalds that's how I keep my arteries clean.

Not quite. John Crichton was an IASA astronaut, had nothing to do with the US Air Force. The Farscape producers tried to use NASA but our favorite government agency didn't let them use the name.

NASA didn't want their name used in Farscape, yet they allowed it to be plastered all over this movie:

Mission to Mars
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183523/

Yeah, let's use Dr. Pepper to find holes in the ship made by micro-meteorites. And then the DP will make nice little ice sickles on the outside of the ship instead of completely vaporizing in the vacuum of space. And we all know that the laws of inertia don't apply in space so that as soon as you run out of jet-pack fuel you come to a dead stop. And you can keep all of the oxygen generated by your martian greenhouse in with loose tarps that the oxygen-deprived martian winds can blow right through. And then stand in same greenhouse and breathe the air as if you were standing on Earth. That's not even half of the things they screwed up, and NASA still signed off on it.

Yeah, NASA was smart for not letting Farscape use their name. They might have been signing off on something that actually has more scientific credibility.

Yeah - _Armageddon_, that movie we saw the night we had those great curly fries at Denny's! You're on to something: "it's just a theory" has been replaced with "it's just a movie", we don't have to actually be afraid. Pop culture used to raise consciousness: traditional folk music/dancing *was* the culture, for thousands of generations. Movies can both get people talking, and trivialize the issue, by doing your thinking for you, instead of letting you personalize the vision.

At least not according to a documentary I once saw.
I believe the proper way to get your dead pet back is to burry them in an Indian cemetary.

Sounds too much like http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098084/ Pet Sematary to me.

Why do people think that quoting a major Hollywood motion picture is an "obscure movie reference"? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. (oooh! look! I made an obscure movie reference!!!)

The thing made $60+ million in the U.S. box office and $30+ million in rentals (stats). And this was in 1993.

Try finding something that wasn't a box office hit and shown in repeats on TV ad nauseum for your "obscure movie" next time.

Wrong. We have have an accurate delivery system in the form of Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland, and James Garner.

If we need a second chance, maybe they can get Lance Bass.

The grandparent was referring to the movie U-571 where Hollywood rewrote history as being that the Americans captured an enigma machine from a sub.

You mean this Kevin Kline movie?

My dream of finally being one of the Robot Jox might soon be a reality. Sweet!

P.S. I don't know who Mos is, I looked at his website, nothing rings a bell. Maybe he's a good actor (I hope).

I had the pleasure of accidentally catching this movie on HBO (which incidentally won an Emmy).

Your hopes are well founded. He can act quite well, and I for one was happy to see he got the role. It's a sad loss for anyone who can't see past the color of his skin.

I think that Billy Boyd would have been a good Ford Prefect. I think at the very least he'd have a better shot at pulling of a Guildford-like accent than Mos Def...

Computer animation has gotten to the point where even cheesy "B" movies can afford some decent (although not entirely realistic) animation.

Yeah...just look at Johnny Knoxville in Men In Black 2

As a basis for my religion, it would be disappointing if the movie tanked. ;)


Certainly didn't bother the Scientologists much.

Yeah, I can't wait until they start making motion pictures about the brave civil disobedients who were courageous enough to rip DVDs to their hard drives.

In fact, I look forward to buying the Extreme Edition of "Rippers: The Movie" when it comes out.

(budget and sales figures from IMDB

This is patently false. Haven't you ever seen Clerks?

In the BBC TV series, Marvin was played by David Learner

Stephen Moore narrated the TV series as the 'voice of the book' Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

The day that a crap movie comes out only to boost the sales of video game will this argument become interesting.

Been done(100 minute SMB3 ad, shown in theaters), but not recently.

What about the revenue for the Doom movie? Video game industry? Movie industry?

Close. "My Science Project"

IMDB gives the release dates for the movie in several countries. Perhaps the submitter is from South Korea ?

In France, the movie will be released very soon (January 12th), and there even was a special preview in Paris with Miyazaki a few weeks ago.