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Orgy of the dead
Screenplay by Ed Wood
Featuring Criswell

...Worst movie of all time.
...also any movie by Roland Emmerich.

Makes sense since Gale Anne Hurd was a producer on the Terminator movies.

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

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Did anybody else think of Dave Attell when reading that story summary? Especially the "0wnership" part.

Speak for yourself. I thought Batman rocked when I saw it as a kid.

During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.

"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.

This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing site.

"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more," said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier incog.

Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping, tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine trolling powerhouse.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc chan

Big deal. Doctor Appleby and Larry, Moe and Curly did this back in 1962.

This isn't that impressive in 2004. If anyone has seen Richard Linklater's Waking Life, they did this kind of thing in 2001.

I was hoping for near cel-shading quality.

But it'd be nice to have the Waking Life http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243017/ footages re-done using this, and then we can compare. I bet it'd become boring before it reaches a thousand frames.

I think you may be in for a bit of a surprise.

no, but it would have made Waking Life and Bakshi's Lord of the Rings a lot easier.

no, but it would have made Waking Life and Bakshi's Lord of the Rings a lot easier.

Didn't we already this back in 1994?

I tinker occasionally with animation and despite all the technology we have today, if you are a 2D/cel animator it's still an extremly slow process. But fun.

Similar to Waking Life, one of my all-time favorite movies. On the dvd, there's a 20 minute segment explaining the technology behind it...very labor intensive, as every curve ultimately still had to be hand-done.

Christmas Vacation

They know the Secret of the Bees!

C-C-Crack?

Dude, you're not making any sense.

1. Exactly how does this show what Apple is all about. They produced a product with encryption built into it. Someone figured out how it worked and duplicated it. Oh, yeah, that's what Apple is all about.

2. Apple is a computer company, known mostly for their revolutionary designs that are often years ahead of others. You also might remember a little contribution they like to call the Apple II.

3. "they guys who reverse engineered Apple." Fucking what?! What is this, Paycheck? No one reverse engineered the fucking company.

4. "protecting their 'Intellectual Property'..." No fucking shit. that's what companies do.

5. "where thy can't hurt Microsoft." Rent it. Look for Pumpkin Escobar.

C-C-Crack?

Dude, you're not making any sense.

1. Exactly how does this show what Apple is all about. They produced a product with encryption built into it. Someone figured out how it worked and duplicated it. Oh, yeah, that's what Apple is all about.

2. Apple is a computer company, known mostly for their revolutionary designs that are often years ahead of others. You also might remember a little contribution they like to call the Apple II.

3. "they guys who reverse engineered Apple." Fucking what?! What is this, Paycheck? No one reverse engineered the fucking company.

4. "protecting their 'Intellectual Property'..." No fucking shit. that's what companies do.

5. "where thy can't hurt Microsoft." Rent it. Look for Pumpkin Escobar.

C-C-Crack?

Dude, you're not making any sense.

1. Exactly how does this show what Apple is all about. They produced a product with encryption built into it. Someone figured out how it worked and duplicated it. Oh, yeah, that's what Apple is all about.

2. Apple is a computer company, known mostly for their revolutionary designs that are often years ahead of others. You also might remember a little contribution they like to call the Apple II.

3. "they guys who reverse engineered Apple." Fucking what?! What is this, Paycheck? No one reverse engineered the fucking company.

4. "protecting their 'Intellectual Property'..." No fucking shit. that's what companies do.

5. "where thy can't hurt Microsoft." Rent it. Look for Pumpkin Escobar.

What's scary is that I've seen no mention so far
of similar safeguards in retinal or iris
identification. Losing a finger is not nearly as
scary to me as having an eye dug out. There's
a relevant scene in Once Upon a Time in Mexico
that really disturbed me.

What if you need to review the Statue of Liberty to fight Vigo who has kidnapped Dana's baby?

I don't think Egon really wants to bother with these kind of stuff.

No, they're afraid that somebody hijacks it, and walks it through downtown New York

Why CANT we do research on human enhancement? What's ethically wrong with looking for ways to make us "Better...stronger...faster...smarter" by science?

From a pure evolutionary point of view: if we would eliminate the genetic deversity, the evolution of humans would stop. Also every improvement to ourselves comes at a cost, and nature made us better balanced than we could probably do ourselves. Its also dangerous for society because it might very well lead to forms of discrimination. See "Brave New World" and the movie "Gattaca".

Another movie: animal house

Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.

Boon: I thought you were pre-med.

Otter: What's the difference?

[Addressing the room]

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

[winks at Dean Wormer]

Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.

The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor management in the highest levels of GNAA.

"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the first week alone."

The new GNAA Europe headquarters, described as one of the most technologically advanced and nigger-friendly corporate headquarters ever built, is a sure indicator of GNAA's current success. With its lavish outside garden, complete with African sculpture from renowned sculptor Gary Niger, as well as its grand lobby featuring a 3-story ceiling and ornate gold decorations, the building has attracted much attention from tourists and local residents alike. Even more impressive is that which is not seen by the casual visitor: the specially constructed "pleasure centers," accesible only to GNAA members, allow for extravagent orgies with more than 100 participants each. Located on the upper floors of the building, they provide food, entertainment, and bedding for orgy-goers, as well as a wide selection of sex toys, including whips, chains, lube, dildos, gloryhole booths, and even a sample of GNAA's mysterious new pleasure-enhancing drug, code-named "NIGGERSEED."

Since its inception in 1992, GNAA, the Gay Nigger Association of America, has been dedicated to uniting gay niggers for one common purpose: to be gay niggers. Its rapid growth after its IPO showed strong public interest in the endeavor, which is the first of its kind. More recently, GNAA has posted profits in excess of $500 million every quarter in the last 4 years, placing it among the most profitable of organization of its kind.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) us

Yeah. I remember seeing that too somewhere... Oh yeah, here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280674/

(I keed, I keed!)

The Last Dragon :-)

Why CANT we do research on human enhancement?

Behold the evils of your human-enhancement, devil science! Behold and shudder in shame and terror!

SharkJumper

Ghost Dog has a black character acting as a home boy samurai who raises pigeons and reads Hagakure. It also has old Italian gangsters who watch Itchy & Scratchy and listen to hip-hop. And a black Haitian ice-cream salesman who speaks only French.

In short, "marriage" is theological, say theologians. Political, say politicians. Personal, say persons.

In fact, they're all partly right (at least most of the time). The theological nature I've already discussed. The personal nature results from it being a particular nature of relationship between two people; since the state modifies its behavior in the cases of such relationships (such as with tax law), it is also a matter res politica. Unfortunately, they all want custody of the word. And while "civil union" nicely distinguishes a state-marriage from a church-marriage, I can't think of any phrase much better than "permanent shack up" to separate out a personal-marriage. "Conjugal union" maybe? "Common-law marriage"?

Leave it to people what unions warrant "marriage".

Please Sir Ben, don't turn into Michael Caine!

Hey - that's Sir Ben Kingsley to you, Bub.

Check out the "MISINFORMATION of the Week" series to see how the legislature, the press and the Governor have been misled by two California State agencies. Get involved now and help us fight the ferret misinformation campaign!

OK, I find it really hard to believe that the Governor of the great state of California could possibly be misled about ferrets.

(the joke is, for all you folks who claim "I don't watch TV", Arnold's character in Kindergarten Cop had a ferret, and even brought it in to the class.)

What, wasn't Jeremy Irons available?

Sorry, here's the link for the moive Super Size Me. The government DID NOT make this movie.

Yes, what 70 years [life-plus-70 or 95/120-year terms] after the death of the person who first claimed the copyright?

Still, it only seems to bother the living, some of whom foolishly allow some great works to go to hell within years of the creators death.

If http://www.imdb.com/ would build a nice and clean wap interface to their movie database, then I would use wap a lot more than I do today.

For those fond of the saying "a rising tide raises all boats", I'll add that the US seems to be testing "a rising flood washes out all structures", and we may have a long way to go downstream before we find the new sea level.

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet,
and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here

So how many times did you watch Lawnmower Man?

I'm glad that I drive a '78 Chrysler Cordoba. Not only would it be exempt, but chicks dig the Fine Corinthian Leather®!

It's a shame how Ricardo Montalban went from a Cordoba to a Reliant...

It's really questionable whether cops should be allowed to "bypass" laws for their convenience (even at times when such convenience is not required). It's the whole "who's going to watch the watchmen" thing all over... makes me remember the cop in the movie called The Cube .

Is this a play on "I'm your back door lover"?

Hilarious!

Yeah, but that's because Mark Burnett isn't producing it. Say what you like about Survivor and The Apprentice, but the guy knows how to make seemingly boring television fairly exciting for the unwashed masses.

p

Hah. This is not an MBA. This is the CEO of Roxio.

-cp-

Not even being an esperantist myself will make me say that Incubus is a masterpiece.

I don't know what I missed, but it didn't seem a good movie at all.