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Woosh. Hear that sound? It's the sound of GP's joke going right over your head.

Whoosh!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-luck-im-behind-7-proxies

You're an idiot.

Oops. Did I just open myself up to a lawsuit? Are you legally damaged? If I'd included your picture with "idiot" written across the bottom, would that change things? What if I posted it on the web and it was popular?

I'm not saying she's doing a great and ethical thing here. I'm saying it's not illegal to publicly hate on someone unless it actually does rise to the level of violating that person's rights. No one has the right to force others to not talk about them, though. That's cuz growed-ups made the laws.

Although, this whole incident does bring to mind another such situation that happened just a few months ago. Here's the relevant quote from the guy that thinks the same way as you: "Ya dun goofed! ...And the consekences will nevar be teh same!!!!"

I thought he was sighing because of the "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!" meme. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-over-9000

Mr. Reeves is a sequel whore committed to leaching money off of success or even moderate success

If he was really doing anything to "leech money", why would he give millions to charity, take millions in pay cuts to allow other big budget actors to be cast when he thinks they'd really suit a certain part? What about when he gave £50,000,000 to the cast and crew of the Matrix movies. Give the guy some credit where it's due. If he's making a movie, it's most likely for other reasons than money.

Read up on the actual story of Sad Keanu and maybe you'll think differently of him. I only read all that last week. I've never thought of him as a douche, but now I think he's one of the nicest guys in show business, perhaps even the nicest guy.

Proportionally, it is INFINITELY more expensive than the browser that would show it or the server that provides it.

True, because $0.20 divided by $0 equals... OH SHI-

Hey, kids! He-he-ha-ha-ha!

I think you meant to say Fucking magnets, how do they work?. HTH.

I understand the nature of anonymous in that it is not a definable group of people. Anonymous is basically everyone that cares to act.

However, a herd can also be defined as the sheep that decide to stick around. As long as the sheep decide to bite the farmer's hands when he tries to "steal" their wool, it's understandable and maybe even a noble effort. However, when the sheep start stampeding Mr. Joe's shop because he sold the sacks the farmer uses to store the wool, then the sheep have gone too far.

At this point, the sheep should return to thinking as individuals and decide that, hey, as fun as it may have been, it wasn't right to do so and shouldn't happen again.

My point is that in the case of Anonymous, the individuals that feel they are somehow connected to the movement shouldn't go and do things because you can simply hide behind a mask.

p.s. Sheep analogies are far better than car analogies.

Because.

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/063/180/original/We_need_to_go_derper.jpg

That way when you sit in your car you can look around and it would feel as if you sit in your car.

"Yo, Dawg -- I heard you like sitting in cars..."

1. Clippy: Misunderstood animated pedagogical agent or spawn of Satan? - Invokes Sun Tzu

2. Why People Hate the Paperclip: Labels, Appearance, Behavior, and Social Responses to User Interface Agents. Impressive 65 Page PDF available from this abstract page.

3. People Who Hate Clippy, the Stupid Paper Clip from Microsoft Word (Wartburg Chapter). Emergency outreach

4. Meme:Clippy. Fanpic uploads @ end.

5. On Youtube.

6. How I Made Clippy Lovable. Stanford again. What is it with these guys? You know their mascot is a tree?

7. DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS. I think my nose just started bleeding.

8. Et tu DARPA?.

9. Senor Pedaso Molesto de Matal NPR transcript.

10. Back At'chya. Remember before they became inertia?

11. Hark the Herald.. Wait, DIE DIE DIE. Just sayin'.

12. Reflection.

Happy Clippymas! Hope the leaks result in a zillion times the cogitation invested in Clippy..

Know your memes...

I kinda summed up the consequences, OK i was pessimistic but I also had forgotten apple used to have offerings in the server market. A server that can't do tomcat natively? hmmmm.

Some people will need to be told about the joke.

Also they can open up the source, give it to ibm or some openjdk consortium, or wait for somebody to fill the gap. Such moves could be planned in a more transparent way though...

OSX Lion... er...

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/csi-4-pane-comics

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally
He accidentally the submit button.

Althouhg

O, HAI!

See also:

• icanhascheezburger
• LOLCats.com
• LOLCats on Know Your Meme
• LOLCODE
• Speak LOLspeak
• Uncyclopedia article on Engrish

• /b/ (NSFW (That means "Not safe for work" (since you appear to have trouble with Internet memes)))

• Wikipediaarticle on "meme"

U has got it nao?
HTH.
KTHXBAI!

Their next pamphlets will be titled "Warning Parents! Ceiling Kitty Is Watching Your Family Masturbate!" and "Are Your Kids Getting Rickrolled?"

Here's my .response

Actually, the Pedobear character had pretty innocuous roots.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear

It wasn't until later that he got perverted into a frequent fark.com meme.

Also, awesome irony if he was originally created as the Safety Bear.

I do believe that Reston was proven to be airborne by USAMRIID.

Somebody's playing with with the wikipedia ebola Reston page. The page now says that the site of the oubreak was demolished, but has since been rebuilt as a Kindercare. I really seriously doubt this is possible. I would really need video leading from the street signs to the building for this one.

It says a lot that this is an upbeat article about Ebola that delivers the wonderful news: of the immunized monkeys, only three of eight died! This is one nastly little bug. The fatality rate of Ebola Zaire in humans is up to 90%, with an average fatality rate in humans of 83% over 27 years of experience. Nine of ten dead little humans, in three weeks from infection on the outside or two days if you're lucky. Generally speaking that surviving tenth human isn't well off either as the course of infection normally involves a great deal of organ damage. In the case of a group of people who are all infected the likelihood that the one human of ten would receive the care necessary to survive the fever is remote.

If just one person with an Ebola that's as fatal as Ebola Zaire and also airborne gets on a commercial jet flight anywhere in the world - ever - it's pretty much game over for civilization in about a month. 200 passengers and 14 crew infected, connecting flights, layovers, every person in every boarding area for each flight, then home to the family and not feeling well. I don't feel well but I've must-do's so off to work the next day on the train (sniff, sneeze) but I'm not feeling well (hack, cough) so early home, stopping at Safeway for some Theraflu, then Wal-Mart because Safeway was out. Oh, my that's a scary summer flu story on the news but I'm too tired to listen (hack, cough blood, seize, hemmorage out of every orifice, die). By the time the alert is raised the bus drivers on some route near one of those places have outplaced the virus so thoroughly that it's too late to do anything about it. Your only hope is that you're in Madagascar and they have Shut Down Everything. The only good news about Ebola Zaire is that it kills so many hosts so quickly that outbreaks tend to be self-limiting. In several cases so many died so quickly that the disease had no time to spread.

The most recent new variant of Ebola virus, Bundibugyo is named after a district in Uganda where it was discovered in 2007. This one is less virulent, only killing 34% of the people infected or probably infected. It scares me more than a little that new variants are being discovered this frequently.

Not that I want anybody to panic or anything...

Large swathes of the population would disagree with you. Male sexuality is the growing target of a moral panic that sees all males as potential sexual predators.

That's why I prefer my 2-D .

C'mon now. 4channers are old hands in the art of Alt-# ascii entry.

So they'll have snapshots of Kirk Johnson (aka Goatse.cx guy) showing his wares to the world? I mean why would I dangle my own privates on Chatroulette when Manycam makes it so easy to put much more interesting vista's on the screen?

Do they still enforce their bans with easily deleted flash cookies?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/f-cking-magnets-how-do-they-work

Think of it as the moderator modifying himself "clueless".

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/f-cking-magnets-how-do-they-work

It doesn't say scientists are liars about magnets. What exactly are you trying to get at here?

From this site:

M/V Analysis The music video for Miracles is most notable for its “effin’ terrible, nevertheless amazing” dynamic, with plenty of quotable phrases as “FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?” (1:52) and “MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH”, not to mention all of the things that happen in the video. He also mentions “fucking rainbows” which has become quite lulzworthy: Then Shaggy says “and I don’t want to talk to a scientist, y’all mother fuckers lyin, and gettin me pissed.” This line implies a sense of frustration and paramount struggle in understanding basic scientific concepts, while maintaining a childlike sense of wonder over the forces of nature. He wants to know how magnets work, yet he is not willing to accept a scientific explanation.

The "lying" thing is clearly aimed at all such phenomena. So, I'll add to my original snerk. "Not about magnets, rainbows or any other "mysteries" that were solved (to first approximation) a long time ago. In any case, I fully realize it's just a stupid song and is being taken way too seriously. It's like seriously responding to Jenny McCarthy about vaccines. Obvious trolls are obvious but seem to have hooked a lot of fishies.

He's pointing out that it's a lot harder coordinating the recovery of the probe from Vulcan while they simultaneously recover the probe sent from Earth. Otherwise, people would realize something was fishy. MORAN

Screw that! I want BACON!!!

For that, all you need is to go into a gas station and use the restroom. Push button, receive bacon.

What can i do with Pandora that i cannot with an iPad or Kindle or even an iPod touch.

A bunch of things:

• With iPod touch, you can't receive bacon. You can't even press button. Sure, it has multitouch, but that's not a substitute for being able to feel what direction your thumb is pressing or whether your thumb is over the jump or fire button.
• Run a library of software designed for Java, .NET, Flash, or console homebrew platforms. The iPod developer agreement forbids all of these, requiring apps to be written in Objective-C and C++ and nothing else. But Pandora can run OpenJDK, Mono, Gnash, FCE Ultra, Snes9x, and more.
• Play Vorbis audio or Theora or WebM video. (WebM will need ported to the TI C64x signal coprocessor in Pandora and several other handhelds, but I seem to remember that people are already working on that.)

Don't forget exploding vans. I'd love to have actual news in Southern California.

What are the odds that the use of tracking RFID will expand over time on that campus?

What are the odds that the proponents of this use of RFID will develop an obsession with looking for Kyle?

Mmm... this copypasta is delicious. Would you like some?

In other words, DO NOT WANT

you don't get over 9000 friends without sucking a few cocks along the way...

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally

I think this went under your head.

But then I'm behind 7 proxies.

That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son.

Also, Know Your Meme

This and this...

I think GP meant "How do I made FLA or SWF?" Granted, that's no better, but at least it's a meme.

if you're referring to Admiralxyz's comment, then Xzibit's PIMP MY RIDE phrase is the source. but following that comment are the Kanye, Fish Sticks (South Park) memes (i don't know where the Starbucks one is from) http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kanye-interrupts-imma-let-you-finish by mixing up with the Yo Dawg, we get hybrid memes! wee

but can someone tell me where it originates? Is it yet another product of 4chan?

Sure thing. The meme started on one of the chans in 2997 based on the show "Pimp my ride" on MTV.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xzibit-yo-dawg

Xzibit Yo Dawg | Know Your Meme (first hit on google for "Yo Dawg")

Yep, now Microsoft has...

Developers Developers Developers!

Godwin was right.