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Some may deride Apple for the design of the Mac Pro case, but if you open it, you will immediately notice that they REALLY spent some time designing the layout of the interior parts. Heck even the the old Sawtooth generation G3/G4 towers (circa 1999) had that nifty side-handle design where the motherboard sat on a hinged door.

Best segway campaign ever.

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I think so.

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With a series of ads.

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Here's a great hack for fixing a broken mouse

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I'd like to remind everyone that the greatest computer ever created runs Mac osX native. As if it woudn't.

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My god! Look what it did to my website!

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using technology that hasn't already been tested and proven through 40 years of rigorous use.

That's why I use Not@Home cable service.

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These babies run silent.

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Here's some great tips on how not to get scammed at the ATM. It's also got some images of a modified ATM...

WARNING:
ATM FRAUD

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At Not@Home Internet service, we're riding the top of the tech wave. Check out our state-of-the-art facility.

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on Jesus's palm pilot

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Yeah, they agreed to a list of stuff.

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The G5 is great, but it doesn't hold a candle to my Powerstack 5000.

Maybe because it's processor is based on this bad boy.

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The G5 is great, but it doesn't hold a candle to my Powerstack 5000.

Maybe because it's processor is based on this bad boy.

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I remember when they issued this bogus statement about their impending breakup.

Yes, it is a joke.
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You'd never have these kinds of software problems with a


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Just follow these easy step-by-step instructions.

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For your viewing pleasure: A copy of a subpoena from the RIAA.

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Available online here.

They clearly aren't considering the Powerstack 5000

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They only emit "harmlessness

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Justin Timberlake's blog

And Knotmag isn't bad either.

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These don't compare with the DA Jesus built for me.

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I get much better train control from my Jesus Palm Pilot

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This think looks cool, but it doesn't hold a candle to the palm pilot built by jesus.

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I'd love to add one of these m-100's to one of these personal robots and have my own autonomous drink caddy.

Of course, I'd prefer if the hardware was made by Jesus.

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I've had it with microsoft. These days I only buy my software/hardware from Jesus.

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we were all supposed to be getting Citizen I.D. cards soon.

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This seems a bit ambitious. From what I understand the holdup in flying in the sandstorms is the fear of hitting electrical lines. Is this tech gonna provide a level of resolution that can show a powerline? No way.

A guide to the war's talking heads

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Much like these handy dandy computers.

Not the flash button, the web plugin?

Cause if not, then you can't play this.

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This has never been a problem for the folks down at Not@Home cable internet servce.

Just check out their state-of-the-art equipment!

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I know a 50cc 2 stroke engine, which runs forever on on mere tea-spoonfuls of gasoline causes massive pollution. It's because of the release of so much unburned fuel into the environment (25 to 40% according to EPA estimates). Anytime you run a simple engine at such high RPM's you run into this dilemma. I've heard claims that a 2-stroke lawnmower running for 1 hour produces as many pollutatnts, (excluding CO2 of course) as 40 automobiles.

I'm sure this engine is much smaller than that, maybe 8 or 15cc's but still too much pollution for the energy created.

Who will get to 300 first, the MLB pitcher or the state of Texas?

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Is anyone aware of groups using X-serves to accomplish this same thing? I'm in planning stages and I'd love to hear people's feedback.

Tell us about your most uncomfortable situations...
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with a built in phone. I wonder if this phone takes photos.

Still, I prefer pagers. They don't cause brain cancer.

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with a built in phone. I wonder if this phone takes photos.

Still, I prefer pagers. They don't cause brain cancer.

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Is off limits.

Joking about the incompetence of the program that caused the disaster is open season.

Or is it?

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Read about this a while back. This is really interesting. After the end of the cold war, the navy deployed this shop in the Mediterranean to search for greek ship wrecks. They found thousands of ships, cargo, etc, all well-preserved after thousands of years by the cold depths of the medi.

A UVic researcher is among a National Geographic Society team of oceanographers, engineers and archeologists that used a nuclear submarine to discover the largest concentration of ancient shipwrecks ever found in the deep sea. Dr. John Peter Oleson (Greek and Roman Studies) viewed the site off southern Italy and examined artifacts retrieved from 2,500 feet beneath an ancient Mediterranean Sea trade route by the remotely operated submersible Jason.

More on it here.

Then read about Richard Gere's Ass Zoo!

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It runs so hot that it has to be cooled by the blood of a virgin every hour.

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I already have to deal with my little brother standing directly in front of the IR receiver on the TV for the remote control. He's gonna have a field-day screwing with my quake ping rates!

Play the Stock Market Drinking Game

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Technology is always first developed for one of four things:

1. The Military
2. Sexual Urges
3. Easy Money
4. Security (making sure the above services are properly paid for)

If we can't have sex with it, blow it up, or make loads of cash off of it, we're just not interested.

Visit Richard Gere's Ass Zoo

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Cause, really, nothing says "I'm a counter culture rebel, fighting the establishment" like an Aibo on a skateboard.

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How dare the government regulate where I get my media! What are they socialists???

They don't care about my rights as a consumer to have ALL my services charged on one convenient bill, all my services installed and fixed by one courteous, prompt repairman!

My life is so convenient when I can get all this stuff from one, homogenous provider! Maybe the government would like to provide all these services, oh, wait a minute, maybe it's not so socialist afterall. /Satire, or, at least something like it.

See Richard Gere's Ass Zoo

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I called them the other day and this was all I heard.

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As evidenced by this review

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Ok, pure speculation here. Wouldn't a military vehicle buzzing with nanomachines likely give off some sort of electroic signature that would be easy to detect? Just a question. I'm sure there are ways around it.

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What would you do with your own Oil company?