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heh. sweet. comment Snooks http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sno oks http://snooks.urbanup.com/1302456 http://snooks.urbanup.com/1299852 http://snooks.urbanup.com/1298330 http://snooks.urbanup.com/1007153 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sno oks

heh. sweet. comment Snooks http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sno oks http://snooks.urbanup.com/1302456 http://snooks.urbanup.com/1299852 http://snooks.urbanup.com/1298330 http://snooks.urbanup.com/1007153 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sno oks

Probably some version of JesOS. Most likely Jes OS X.

>>I don't want to hear from Travelocity every week

>Use SpamGourmet,[tl;dr snipped]

That's way too complicated. Particularly since you can just hit the 'unsubscribe' link.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truthiness

The truthiness of this statement is 100%

RTFA
Acronym for "Read The Fucking Article"

Article?

There's articles on /.?

When did that happen? Is this part of the new look?

Simple. Men with beards want the world to believe they're heterosexual.

-BbT

RJ Snooks

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I think they had this meaning of "rice" in mind. Fancy displays, poor resolution.

The article ends with "Still, it beats the hell out of WAP."

It should have ended with "Still, it beats the hell out of fap fap fap ."

I mean for the love of Ghu, does everyone working in United States politics have Mental Dysponexia? Everything in the news these days in about the '3\/1|_ Internet Pedofiles' does nothing else go in in this country? Are there no other big issues?

This type of thing is little more than a distraction, a ruse to make people willingly abandon their rights one by one in order to fight a menace that doesn't even exist. Not to say that there aren't people meeting each other through myspace and things happen--but certainly there aren't enough people out there using myspace and internet chat rooms to seek out children to justify this kind of response. I believe in psychology they call this 'denial' and 'avoidance' so what exactly is it we so desperately wish to deny or ignore?

We're trying to ignore that the problem isn't some stranger over the internet--it's Daddy!

The numbers are clear: well over 50% of child abusecases are are ones where the perpetrator was a parent and of the percentage remaining, overwhelmingly the perpetrator was a person in authority or well known to the child and the family. This isn't about strangers over the internet, its about pretending that everything is alright at home--well its not!

Where is this MAA (..a little inside humor there..Heh..) on the incest exemption laws is what I want to know! Why is it that legally a man who rapes his daughter can have state financed retrieval services, get less time in prison if caught, #### he can even get conjugal visits with the child if his wife is made the guardian...and yet if a guy and a girl meet online and eventually start a relationship and all that entails the law punishes him ten times the degree that it does Daddy? Oh wait, I forgot--Pay No Attention To Daddy! Silly me! I know, let's all forget about Daddy and watch Dateline pick up another group of gullible idiots! That'll take our mind off things!

--I*Love*Green*Olives (sitting in a golf car with OJ looking for the 'real' killers...)

PS: I type this using the wrong account name the first time! :blushes: But it was really me both times!

I mean for the love of Ghu, does everyone working in United States politics in the have Mental Dysponexia? Everything in the news these days in about the '3\/1|_ Internet Pedofiles' does nothing else go in in this country? Are there no other big issues?

This type of thing is little more than a distraction, a ruse to make people willingly abandon their rights one by one in order to fight a menace that doesn't even exist. Not to say that there aren't people meeting each other through myspace and things happen--but certainly there aren't enough people out there using myspace and internet chat rooms to seek out children to justify this kind of response. I believe in psychology they call this 'denial' and 'avoidance' so what exactly isit we so desperately wish to deny or ignore?

We're trying to ignore that the problem isn't some stranger over the internet--it's Daddy!

The numbers are clear: well over 50% of child abuse cases are are ones where the perpetrator was a parent and of the percentage remaining, overwealmingly the perpetrator was a person in authority or well known to the child and the family. This isn't about strangers over the internet, its about pretending that everything is alright at home--well its not!

Where is this MAA (..a little inside humor there..Heh..) on the incest exemption laws is what I want to know! Why is it that legally a man who rapes his daughter can have state financed retrieval services, get less time in prision if caught, #### he can even get conjungal visits with the child if his wife is made the guardian...and yet if a guy and a girl meet nline and eventually start a relationship and all that entials the law punishes him ten times the degree that it does Daddy? Oh wait, I forgot--Pay No Attention To Daddy! Silly me! I know, let's all forget about Daddy and watch Dateline pick up another group of gullible idiots! That'll take our mind off things!

--I*Love*Green*Olives (sittiing in a golf car with OJ looking for the 'real' killers...)

aroma of Tacoma!

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Tacoma, Washington has a distinct smell thanks to paper mills and cow shit; affectionately called the Tacoma Aroma by non-Tacomans.

describes it quite well! lol

Gee, all I did was put the LAMB memory in the LION motherboard and POW.... it all went blewie.

You can only mix LAMB and LION components if you are using JesOS X.

(After typing that, I googled it for the heck of it and found that link!)

Maybe because you're not that good at humor? Maybe because you fail at communication to the point that you think 'snarky' is a universally understood term, or adding a smiley conveys all?

Have a look at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sna rky

There are several degrees of freedom in that term.

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

I'm planning to buy one of these, but I can't be the only person who thinks Wii will be pronounced in the same way as "wee". "Wee" is slang for urine in the UK, and possibly in other non-US English speaking countries...

Moving s liquid with high heat capacity (such as water, which has ENORMOUS heat capacity) means you can move the heat out by transporting the liquid

see http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=att ention+whore

Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.

You're also used to having sex with young boys. Is that a requirement for the summer of choad as well?

A nice WIZZBang system like the "force field" makes sense only if it is capable of sending counter battery fire directions to other USForce's for the KILL.

Kind of like the UASF Wildweasle missions. One in, ten fire.

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Otherwise the soldiers will burn the explosive to heat the morning coffee.

Now these people must have got into it initially for the love of games

Not necessarily. Maybe they got into it to tighten up the graphics on level 3.

right! :P

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I didn't know either till I jfgi.

Ladies and gentlemen, the sarchasm! ::thunderous applause::

They took our jobs! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The y+Took+Our+Jobs!&defid=640597

Anyway, am I the only person who worries that bitching about outsourcing is just setting ourselves up for a bigger fall in the future? It looks just like the cliche of bitching about machinery replacing manufacturing jobs, where the jobs stay a few years and then the whole factory shuts down and moves to Malaysia, leaving the old factory town 100% screwed instead of just a few workers. Or, worse, the whole industry gets screwed as foreign companies compete using both machinery and very cheap labor, as happened to the US auto industry.

Yes, it falls under the Dog in the Bathtub clause.

"Shopping by itself is my wife's equivalent of porn. I shit you not, there is even a magazine devoted to shopping, and she subscribes to it. Its design esthetics are obviously influenced by porno mags directed at men">

In a way, that's kinda good. Makes it harder for her to complain when your subscription copy of Pink or Stink? (Monthly) drops through the letterbox.

You know damn well that she's fantasising about spending a fortune, she knows damn well that you're fantasising about kicking her back door in on a regular basis. The shared knowledge that each partner has about the other partner's intentions prevents any extreme action. A kind of Mutually Assured Destruction for a relationship, if you will...

T&K.

...the heavy electricity controversy.

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Now maybe bacon truly is a vegetable... or at least as good for you. Good news for baco-vegetarians, and vegisexual swine are abuzz.

Mal-2

The sock CBS with a fine for showing 10 seconds of suggestive action, but reject the complaints about Oprah for spending an hour graphically discussing teenage sexual activity and giving teens who were unaware a whole list of new things to try. Hell, I'm a 32 year old man, and until Oprah brought it up, *I* had never heard of a "rainbow party"-- so I'm sure there were plenty of kids out there who were similarly in the dark.

I'm sorry, but "Family Friendly" and "Shocker" just do not belong in the same sentence together.

Perhaps it's a regional thing. I'm surprised that the google link you provided doesn't list it; I've heard the word commonly used in this way for at least 20 years here (New England).

Freed from accountability for their actions, some players seek to experiment with the more annoying sides of their online identities, becoming in-game griefers or forum trolls.

Sometimes habits picked up online leak out into offline life. This can include troll-like behavior, but is certainly not limited to trolling.

A case in point: in many online forums, people express themselves in ways much more vulgar than they ever would in real life. People gradually adopt expressions like "bitch", "cunt", (and so on) which they would never say out loud.

Or, at least, these people think they would never say these phrases out loud. But quite a lot of the process of word choice is performed at an unconscious mind, so before you know it, you can end up with Senior White House Correspondents accidentally using expressions like sloppy seconds.

You heard wrong. The taint is as the parent post described it. The space between the genitals and the asshole.

Also known as a "grundel" or the New Jersey.

Honestly, have you people never heard the the Urban Dictionary?

From the Urban Dictionary:
taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts

the perineum, the area betwwen the genitals and anus, male or female, although the term is said to orginate from the saying "It ain't pussy and t'aint ass..."

The jagged or wavy line between your marble bag and balloon knot.

the region of skin between the anus and the male or female genetalia. also known as the chin rest

The not so fuzzy region between the browneye and the pink abyss. Also know as the vaganus

Dark Force was too... generic. There really didn't seem to be much substance to him other then to just 'Kill Foozle'

Evil RPG Boss? How bout Jon Irenicus from Baldur's Gate 2? Total disregard for anything that was in his way (though there was a tragic aspect to him, it wasn't enough to outweigh his actions).

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Don't get out much, do you?

Google it or lookie here:

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Welcome to our century.

Better?

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What the heck is "STFU"?

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normally used as "Shut The F#$k Up". Like "Dude", it can be used in the pegorative manner "God you are Stupid, STFU!" or as an exclamation or startlement. Elaine in Sienfield used the cleaner version at times, "Shut Up", to punctuate her suprize. STFU would emphsize more extreme surprize. I took the original poster statement more towards exclaim then dismissiveness.

Try here.
Not sure where that "chicago" thing came from, but that is somehow what it is known as in the netherlands, must be that alliteration....

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Lord Dweomer,

My suggestion is to put down your +2 sword of destiny and go hang out at a mall. Lots of young hotties there. Unless you're over 22, and they're under 18, then you'll just come off like a chester. Maybe I'd suggest a bar instead (but not a dive bar nor british-style tavern).

Good luck!

P.S. LARPing doesn't count as 'getting out of the house'

Thank you! I even went to Urban Dictionary looking for a definition for that and didn't find one.

I believe the correct term is Wicked Sick

Tell her it helps with her glaucoma.

If the industry moves away from cut-scenes, then we'll never get our regular dose of "Bullshot" video game hype!

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Personally, I can't wait for the Blumpkin virus.