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CNET Accuses Apple of Over-Hyping Launch

An anonymous reader writes "A columnist at CNET is questioning whether Apple over-hyped last week's launch. From the article: 'Jobs' announcement of a new leather case for the iPod was especially ridiculous. Like the queen announcing a new toaster in Buckingham Palace. It seemed odd that Jobs was troubling himself to introduce fashion accessories to Apple's products.' Is Apple a victim of its own success? Can it hold a low-profile product launch anymore -- or do we inevitably expect too much?"

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  1. Downward spiral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So now let's over-hype the over-hype!

    Jesus... let it go.

    1. Re:Downward spiral. by rakslice · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother!

    2. Re:Downward spiral. by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Just goes to show, the media is to blame. Apple did no hyping whatsoever - they sent out invitations to the event to a few relavent people and nothing more. The media took those invitations and plastered them over the internet and made wild declarations of what's the latest gadget that'll be coming out of Cupertino.

      In other news - world affected by common sense accuses CNET of overhyping Apple's unannounced products and then blaming Apple for them doing it.

      I think Core {Solo|Duo}'ing the Mac Mini's was a great move, but we're all too busy complaining how bad the iPod Hi-Fi sounds to realize that we haven't even heard one and missed the more important release.

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    3. Re:Downward spiral. by pimpimpim · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Indeed, someone at slashdot seems desperate to get this "overhype" thingy going. It was tried 3 days before, just to found out later that the actual article was not about the overhyping at all, but actually a praise of the simple remote ( http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/03/03/ 1911227 )

      Well, the editors can be glad that someone was prepared to write an article that would fit this slashdot topic at last ;)

      (Not that I've read TFA this time)

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    4. Re:Downward spiral. by richdun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Mini was definitely the most important part of the announcement. I guess Mac-heads aren't used to thinking like this, but remember - Intel releases new chips all the time, and sells them directly to consumers. The Mini and iMac are both socketed, so whether you think a Core Solo or 1.67Ghz Core Duo is a big deal or not in a Mini, XtremeSystems has already upgraded theirs to 2.16Ghz. An upgradeable CPU that doesn't require some third-party solution a year or two later? Not a big deal to PC users, but for the Mac, its the first in a hopefully long line of greater flexibility in Mac hardware.

    5. Re:Downward spiral. by DWIM · · Score: 1
      Apple did no hyping whatsoever - they sent out invitations to the event to a few relavent people and nothing more. The media took those invitations and plastered them over the internet and made wild declarations of what's the latest gadget that'll be coming out of Cupertino.

      Sweet apologia, man! Surely Apple can have a small, public announcement, with Jobs himself doing the honors, without the whole world thinking something significant is about to be said! Stupid world!

    6. Re:Downward spiral. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Mac-heads aren't used to thinking in this manner for two reasons: 1) Macs have not traditionally had upgradeable processors, and 2) because of Apple's long history of making more-or-less sealed-box machines, longtime Mac fans don't think of their PCs as consisting of a set of modular components that are interchangeable -- nevermind that Macs since the first PowerPC Macs have come with complete with PCI slots and somewhat more modular case construction.

    7. Re:Downward spiral. by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      well, actually i went into an apple store on the weekend and heard an iPod Hi-Fi, trust me, all that complaining is well deserved. its not worth AU$550, heck i think AU$100 computer speakers would give nicer sound. yes, computer speakers arent portable, nor do they offer ipod integration, but I'll be damned if those two features are worth AU$450. I know, I know... I'm not the target market

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    8. Re:Downward spiral. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Intel releases new chips all the time, and sells them directly to consumers.

      Intel also changes sockets constantly. And why would somebody pay $664.64 (min at Froogle) now (or $200 in 2 years) to exchange the processor for one a little faster, in a computer that is hobbled by that stupid Intel on-board graphics? When people with the original would just resolder some resistors for free to overclock them - and they have a faster graphics chip.

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    9. Re:Downward spiral. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is not totally true. If you are talking about Mac Classics, iMac and portables, then you are right. On the other hand the larger Macs, such as the towers, have often had third-party daughter cards or PCI add in accelerators on offer.

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    10. Re:Downward spiral. by happyemoticon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Everybody expected them to be releasing an Intel iBook. They did not expect a Mac Mini, and then a contingent of people are fervently bitching that it doesn't have a Radeon X1600 on top of that.

      The iBook sells a lot of units to college students. Inbound freshmen get the acceptence letters in like April-May for public universities. We'll see the launch of the MacBook Regular at a time that capitalizes on that. Just like we'll see a MacBook Pro that allows the video professionals to do editing while sipping a latte at Starbucks when the software to do this is actually available: the end of the year.

      See, this is the problem: people are thinking, "Wow, this is what I've got a big boner for," and thinking that's what Apple's going to do, rather than Apple doing what will maximize Apple's profits and hit the target the best. "The new MBP doesn't have a firewire 800 or a super-fast smartcard interface!" they say. Yeah, of course. Because it's a programmer's notebook. Programmers have no use for firewire 800, and it would only drive up costs and cause delays.

    11. Re:Downward spiral. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well at the last Mac World Exp. A lot of people felt that some things were missing from Jobs Keynote. I think he was already practiced to give these releases a month ago. So when they actually had the products to show he decided to give out the rest of the release.

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    12. Re:Downward spiral. by CheddarHead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I agree with you that the Media (and the Apple faithful) are primarily to blame for the over-hype, it's clear that Apple share some of the blame as well. While the event was perhaps smaller than usual, they still invited the press to show up to a live event rather than just sending out announcements and putting up some new info on their web pages. Perhaps I'm wrong, but this seems a bit unusual given the products being announced. What other company would have a live event with the CEO of the company to announce a couple of ho-hum computers, a crappy set of speakers, and an overpriced leather case?

      Remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Even if some people were dissappointed after all the hype, Apple got a lot of publicity out of this. Given the announcement invitations, it was pretty predictable that the tech media, and the Apple faithful would hype this. I think Apple knowly took advantage of that to get a lot of publicity milage out of some minor product announcements.

    13. Re:Downward spiral. by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, every rumor site I visited prior to the event suggested there'd be new Mac Minis, and an iPod boom-box gadget of some sort. Most of them also mentioned there would NOT be an iBook released at this time.

      So, I'm curious - exactly who is "everybody?"

    14. Re:Downward spiral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Just goes to show, the media is to blame. Apple did no hyping whatsoever

      Look, I agree that the media is getting its panties all in a bunch over nothing here.
      And your statement is on the face of it completely correct. Apple didn't really say much.

      However they do have themselves to blame for this one.

      The problem is that Apple has this whole culture of secrecy thing going on.
      Hence you would be justified in thinking from their past behaviour that the less they say, the more important the announcement is likely to be.
      Plus, it was what invite only? That is bound to raise their expectations. It is like 'oh wow, a special invite from Apple, my existence is now validated'.

      Also, the only clue was that whatever they announced it was going to be about 'fun'.
      Umm.. okay so we have the mini to intel upgrade, and we have a leather case for the ipod, and we have a set of speakers. Big woopie doo.
      Where is the fun?

      So you get all these journalists feeling smug and exclusive, and expecting something fun... and then when you fail to deliver, what do you think they're going to do?

      Anyway, I'm as much of an Apple fanboi* as the next guy (so long as the next guy doesn't have more than 2 recent macs), and we all know that the media are scum but this is a bit of an own goal on Apple's part. On the media's side I think that the long awaited coming of the video ipod and the switch to intel have spurred a veritable frenzy of outlandish predictions. Those people who predicted those things and were wrong for years and years now feel like they are geniuses and the rest of the journalists want to get in on the ego stroking action.

      The question then becomes - can Apple ever downplay its smaller announcements? Given that it tends to minimalise the big announcements, how do you tell where to set your expectations?

      *no tattoo I confess, so I'm not in the inner circle of the cult.

    15. Re:Downward spiral. by Triv · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as I know, every Macintosh tower from the Blue and White G3's on has shipped with ZIF socketed processors - pop one out, pop another in. The iBook/Powerbooks don't work that way and the iMacs are one-piece units, but in the professional desktop series, they've been expandable since the late 90's.

      Not saying you're wrong from a consumer perspective (most neophyte mac users just chuck the old and buy the new) but it's not the only option available.

    16. Re:Downward spiral. by Nintendork · · Score: 4, Informative

      The grandparent post said "Macs have not traditionally had upgradeable processors". I'm assuming he meant the ability to simply pop out the CPU and put a faster one in wasn't an option. If that's the case, then he's right. All the CPU upgrades I remember are 3rd party add-in cards that are more of a hack than an upgrade.

    17. Re:Downward spiral. by cmacb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Just goes to show, the media is to blame. Apple did no hyping whatsoever - they sent out invitations to the event to a few relavent people and nothing more. The media took those invitations and plastered them over the internet and made wild declarations of what's the latest gadget that'll be coming out of Cupertino."

      Just goes to show that nothing has changed with respect to Slashdot posters not reading the articles and still getting modded up. Article said:

      "In the cold light of day, it's hard to decipher exactly who was at fault here. Did Apple over-hype the event by veiling these launches in secrecy, or did we, the press, speculate with such furious ambition that Apple never had a chance of meeting expectations?"

      Which, of course, wasn't quite refleced in the article summary.

    18. Re:Downward spiral. by sirambrose · · Score: 2, Informative

      The processors may have been socketed or slotted, but buying a new one was usually expensive because there is no significant market for such chips. There are many vendors that sell intel chips competing to supply chips for white box vendors and enthusiasts. Because these markets are very price sensiteve, intel chips can be found fairly inexpensively compared to PowerPC chips that are sold at premium prices as upgrade solutions for macs.

    19. Re:Downward spiral. by Firehed · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Indeed. I'm planning to get an iBook for college. I've received two acceptence letters thus far (and one was to an early action school, so I got it a couple months ago), but I don't expect to hear from the others for at least another month. And it's right around then when I'll make my decision as to a laptop.

      Not including an x1600 in the Mini was a very good idea, imo. Why? Well, the remote and S/PDIF optical ports would indicate that it's very much intended for use as a media center type machine (though needing to buy an adaptor for composite/S-video/component is a bit disturbing), whether as a more-or-less thin client (ie, snagging the media off a fileserver located elsewhere) or a more typical machine. While you want a high quality video output, 3D acceleraton is really pointless until the high-def content is out, and by that point the'll have updated it with a BD/HDDVD drive and some sort of h.264 hardware acceleration chip (dedicated card or not, I'd imagine not as a dedicated chip would almost certainly be both cheaper and cooler).

      While having your devices ready for content is good, the fact is that only the deep-pocketed are going to be buying them until content is readily available. iPod? Not too successful until iTMS became available (not to mention the Windows version, but that was inevitable once it had some decent Mac success). Why did iTMSv6 launch at the same time as the G5 iPod? Who needs a video player if there's no videos to play? Who's going to buy portable-quality videos if you're tethered to the computer to watch them?

      The living room computers are fast becoming the next big thing, and Apple wanted in. The form factor is nothing short of perfect and it was given the features it would need to succeed? How often do you use the fifty buttons on your DVD player? I use play/pause and, on occasion, eject. Menu if it isn't one of my reauthored backups. It has DVI out and digital audio output support, while it easily doubles as a media library and good front-end for showing all of your content. While it doesn't have a tuner, I think that's due to the fact that we're at a very awkward point regarding PVRs, IP and the broadcast flag (etc). I have enough trouble sitting through the crap that's on the first time as it is, recording it is well beyond my scope of understanding.

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    20. Re:Downward spiral. by Firehed · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Again, the media. The /. editors have the same responsibility that the "traditional" media editors do.

      Next story: Did Slashdot's editors accurately represent the article in posting the summary, or have we just grown so lazy to expect it to be correct if it makes some vague degree or sense?

      Just the other day there was some summary that made absolutely no sense - something like Summary: WTF, Apple? The Hi-Fi sucks! And after all that hype... and Article: Sweet, new products. Great thinking about simplifying the remote. You guys are geniuses. Oh yeah, Apple also released a speaker system with sleek looks and unevaluated quality. And people flocked to actually RTFA, because the summary didn't even have that vague degree of sense we needed to trust it and avoid TFA.

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    21. Re:Downward spiral. by prockcore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple did no hyping whatsoever - they sent out invitations to the event to a few relavent people and nothing more.

      They invited a lot of media to a special event hosted by their CEO.

      Apple should've just put out a press release and let it go at that. But instead they made it an *event*.

    22. Re:Downward spiral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I remember working at a place that had about 100 PowerMac 7500s. They had PowerPC 601 100Mhz processors. The proc's were on daughter cards that were easily replaceable with others. We ended up buying leftover PowerPC 604 120Mhz proc's from Apple to put in all of the systems. These were the same proc's that were in PowerMac 7600s.

    23. Re:Downward spiral. by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

      On my beige G3 I popped out the chip and put in a 3rd party one just fine.

      The problem with many WIN users who critize Apple is that most of them have never attempted to do what they are complaining about... Who cares if the upgrade is offered by Apple. Dell, Gateway and a bunch offer the same limited upgrade options.

    24. Re:Downward spiral. by WebScud · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. *claps*

    25. Re:Downward spiral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... don't be so cross... let it go Jesus!

    26. Re:Downward spiral. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No kidding! Fucking Christ, people!

      1.) Apple sent out a very plain invite that breezily mentioned "fun, new products."
      2.) The invite list is very small, only around 100 people.
      3.) The event is held in Apple's cafeteria, for crying out loud.

      Everything about this obviously screamed "routine product announcements." Every rational person should have realized it was going to be another Intel-transitioned Mac product (one of the low-end ones like the Mac mini or iBook) and maybe some iPod stuff.

      But, no. All the Mac rumor sites and the press hyped up this tiny little event with touchscreen iPods, Mac mini PVR media centers, tablet Macs, and more.

      I cannot believe this CNET author is actually claiming Apple overhyped the event. They didn't--you media bastards did!

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    27. Re:Downward spiral. by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I had in mind ThinkSecret, well in advance of the event. Anyway, I was talking less about what informed things people disseminated (leaked), and what they wrote because they were influenced by their own desires. Pure speculation, you see. Because if a person emotionally wants something to be true, they can come up with any number of justifications for that opinion that look like logic.

    28. Re:Downward spiral. by iwsnet · · Score: 0

      I agree. Just because they were invited to the event by Apple, doesn't mean they have to report it. But the media is already a sucker for anything Apple announces, so they will make it front page news regardless.

    29. Re:Downward spiral. by donscarletti · · Score: 1
      And why would somebody pay $664.64 (min at Froogle) now (or $200 in 2 years) to exchange the processor for one a little faster, in a computer that is hobbled by that stupid Intel on-board graphics?

      Because a few individuals use their computers for processing that is not related to games?

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    30. Re:Downward spiral. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Beige G3s had zif sockets, too. We still have a Beige G3 in our household that has had the CPU upgrade. Imagine that: A ten year old computer that is still quite capable of surfing the net and can run OS X. Try running windows Vista on ten year old hardware with or without a CPU upgrade.

      Earlier models could also be upgraded, often through a PCI slot, (I think). I know of people that upgraded their 9600 with G4 CPUs. They needed the five remaining PCI slots for various audio cards.

      Later, the G4s (after the Yikes motherboard) didn't have zif sockets, but they had some kind of socket, and could be upgradeable. My G4 Tower (gigabit ethernet) is still chugging away with a Gigadesigns upgrade from OWC.

      The G5s, I understand, are not upgradeable. Pity.

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    31. Re:Downward spiral. by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      except when apple released a firmware "update" that didn't allow this to work.

    32. Re:Downward spiral. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That is not true, or at least a twisting of the truth. The latest and fastest CPU might be priced high, but reasonably fast upgrades could always be purchased for reasonable prices.

      One must always weigh whether it's worth it to upgrade or buy new. If it's worth upgrading, you go for it. However, it's irrelevant to compare costs of PowerPC to intel upgrades when deciding whether to upgrade a PowerPC Mac. The market might have been comparatively smaller than the intel market, but that doesn't mean it wasn't an economical alternative to buying new, nor does it mean that people didn't upgrade. The price wasn't prohibitively high.

      I've got a Beige G3 in my house still running, still surfing the net and handling email, running OS X. With a G4 cpu in the zif socket.

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    33. Re:Downward spiral. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      yes, computer speakers arent portable, nor do they offer ipod integration,

      Plugging the speakers into the iPod headphone jack isn't integration? =) What more do you need? (Yes, I'm agreeing with you; just poking fun at the idea of "integration".)

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    34. Re:Downward spiral. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's all about page hits. The editors are trolling for page hits and "ad impressions". The internet has become a contest to see who can be a bigger troll/whore than John Dvorak.

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    35. Re:Downward spiral. by Nintendork · · Score: 1
      The problem with many WIN users who critize Apple is that most of them have never attempted to do what they are complaining about... Who cares if the upgrade is offered by Apple. Dell, Gateway and a bunch offer the same limited upgrade options.

      Did you not hear what I said? I said that these upgrades weren't provided by Apple. You are right in the sense that the same could be said for Dell, HP/Compaq and any other reseller of PCs. Hell, if they (PC vendors) didn't have to be careful about risk, they could easily enter the enthusiast market and compete with Abit, Asus, DFI and the other roll your own operations. BUT, there are so many people out there that won't enter the market. These are the same people that won't change their brake pads. This is 99+% of the population. People whose lives don't revolve around an enthusiast niche. Welcome to the business world. It's a world that even Apple plays a part of and domaintates at from a premium perspective.

      As an FYI, I was 16 with a full time job at an Apple shop in early 97 when everyone thought they'd go out of business. I was a hardcore Mac Evangelist. In fact, I still have issue #1 of Mac Addict plucked off the newsstands along with the CD with the sleeve art consisting of nothing more than the Apple logo (Before that job). I'm not exactly a wintel fanboy.

    36. Re:Downward spiral. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Apparently, the new Intel on-board graphics is still better than the old Mac mini graphics, it's just that people like to assume things rather that really think about them rationally. After all, do you really think Apple would have gone with this Intel graphics chip if they didn't think it was going to do the job?

    37. Re:Downward spiral. by mcmaddog · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Sonnet Technologies has processor upgrades for macs based on 68020 through G4 processors. Sometimes an extension was needed to make the Mac recognize the faster processor, but Apple never prevented upgrades from being installed.

    38. Re:Downward spiral. by mcmaddog · · Score: 1

      The first generation of PowerPCs (6100, 7100, 8100) still used the NuBus expansion sockets. It wasn't until the second generation (7500, 8500, 9500) that Apple switched to using the PCI slot in order to be able to tap into the PC market expansion cards (assuming the manufacturer wrote Mac drivers) and their lower prices due to scales of production. However, the "profession" Macs going back to the Mac IIs have always had expansion ports just like PCs (and Apple IIs), and the "hard core" users that bought these systems made as much use of them as their PC counterparts.

      Sonnet Technologies still has processor upgrades for Macs based on 68020 through G4s and several Mac lines have had easily upgraded processor designs. I had a friend that bought a PowerMac 7500/100 and kept upgrading the processor until he finally bought a G5 as a replacement. The fact that most Mac users don't upgrade their computer except to add RAM or replace a full or dead hard drive is no different than the behavior of most PC users.

      Except for bragging rights, replacing a processor usually isn't that cost effective. The last computer I bought a processor upgrade for was a 486sx33 to become a 486dx66 and then to a Pentium Overdrive. An upgraded processor is always hobbled by the old bus/RAM speed and with the economics what they are today, most users will just buy a whole new system and only a small minority will instead replace the motherboard, processor, and RAM (and probably hard drive) in order to see any real benefit.

    39. Re:Downward spiral. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Apple did no hyping whatsoever - they sent out invitations to the event to a few relavent people and nothing more.
      Quite. Sending out invites to a few hundred journalists for a few products doesn't constitute "hyping". Quite the reverse. For this to be "hyping", I think Apple would have had to send it out to millions of journalists. And it would have had to have had a history of using Steve Jobs hosted special events to announce new, exciting, products and announcing the kinds of products announced at this event (speakers, leather cases, and some unimpressive changes to the Mac mini) exclusively on its website.

      Were either of these true? Clearly not. Apple is always using special events to announce things like iPod cases. Who can forget the three hour special it did in June of 2004 where Jobs went through a range of new Firewire cables? Was it not typical of Apple, in August of 2005, to gather a few hundred journalists into a large conference room at Apple to reveal some beautiful new earphones for the iPod?

      And besides, were these products not worthy of hype? Apple, for so long ridiculed as a company that sells over-priced, under-powered, hardware was certainly going to shed that reputation by selling $350 integrated speakers, $100 leather cases, and a Mac mini that can't play games.

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    40. Re:Downward spiral. by birder · · Score: 1

      "I have enough trouble sitting through the crap that's on the first time as it is, recording it is well beyond my scope of understanding."

      You're missing the point. PVR's are ideal for watching the crap the first time and when you want to. I have a few tv shows I watch and I record everything and then watch it so I'm normally a day behind broadcast. By fast forwarding through all the commericals I gain an hour or more of time.

      They're probably avoiding the tuner part because of the lack of standards in gaining access to digital channels and program guides.

    41. Re:Downward spiral. by Gorbag · · Score: 1
      The internet has become a contest to see who can be a bigger troll/whore than John Dvorak.
      Nobody can be a bigger troll/whore than John Dvorak! His chief weapon is stupidity...stupidity and inanity...inanity and stupidity.... His two weapons are inanity and stupidity...and ruthless promiscuity.... His *three* weapons are inanity, stupidity and ruthless promiscuity...and an almost fanatical devotion to Bill Gates.... His *four*...no... *Amongst* his weapons.... Amongst his weaponry...are such elements as inanity, stupidity.... I'll come in again.
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    42. Re:Downward spiral. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Apparently, the new Intel on-board graphics is still better than the old Mac mini graphics

      Says who? Not this.

      After all, do you really think Apple would have gone with this Intel graphics chip if they didn't think it was going to do the job?

      Because thanks to the insanely overpriced Intel junk the new Mini is already far more expensive than the old one.

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    43. Re:Downward spiral. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Because a few individuals use their computers for processing that is not related to games?

      Nor do they want to use any of the other things Apple uses the 3D processing of the graphics chip for, obviously. Isn't it odd how the Intel fanboys suddenly want to tell us how neat slower graphics chips are?

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    44. Re:Downward spiral. by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried the mac mini since the apple store 45 minutes away did not have any yet. I find it hard to believe that intel graphics are good at all, let alone better than a radeon chipsest. With computer games demanding upper 9000 series or better radeon cards now or slightly lower nvidia chipsets, its going to be difficult to game on them. I've been planning on buying a mac mini for the living room and wanted something my wife could causually play WoW on. I can't sell her on intel graphics. The dual cpu means nothing when a game won't load. (it doesn't if it loads... most aren't SMP aware yet)

    45. Re:Downward spiral. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      By fast forwarding through all the commericals I gain an hour or more of time.

      You could skip the crap altogether and save yourself eight hours each day!

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    46. Re:Downward spiral. by birder · · Score: 1

      I did that for 7 years, was tv free. I just watched DVDs on my set. However, my cable company basically had an offer I couldn't refuse - Free HD PVR for 2 years, free cable modem for life (no monthly rental fee) big discount on the cable channels and a 15% discount on my cable service (above the free modem). So I switched back from DSL to cable, get an 8mb/800k modem, PVR and top cable package and pay $25 more than I did for just DSL.

      TV isn't so bad if you program what you want instead of sitting on the couch clicking channels. Certain ones like some on Discovery channel are entertaining and informative. I watch maybe 8 hours a week and I think it's ok for now. Worth $25 a month extra to me. However, I doubt I'll keep it after two years is up.

    47. Re:Downward spiral. by pintomp3 · · Score: 1
    48. Re:Downward spiral. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      I haven't read anywhere that the GUI feels slower. That's all most people care about. Most people don't run benchmarks in their spare time, and many Mac mini owners are not going to be playing games on it.

      This dispells a few myths about the chip.

      More video RAM means more windows open with less swapping etc.. This is far, far more important to me and many Mac mini users than hardcore 3D game performace.

    49. Re:Downward spiral. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      See the link in my other reply. I guess if you want the Mac mini to play games, they you're probably better off looking elsewhere. But for normal usage, it doesn't seem to be downgrade ... possibly even an improvment. But I'll be sitting on the fence untill I hear more about it. But I'm sure it's not the total disaster that some people are making it out to be.

    50. Re:Downward spiral. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      More video RAM means more windows open with less swapping etc.. This is far, far more important to me and many Mac mini users than hardcore 3D game performace.

      Burrzzz. You don't have more Video RAM, you don't have any Video RAM - you have less RAM period. IOW if anything you have more swapping.

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    51. Re:Downward spiral. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      I don't see how. The old minis had 32MB video RAM, the new chip takes an 80MB (16MB for drivers etc.) share of the main RAM. Sure, it's slower, but it's also twice as much, and it probably won't be long until someone will release a hack to increase it to over 200MB. That's more video RAM. And now that the mini supports 2GBs of RAM, sharing the main RAM with the video card isn't such a deal. Also, the new minis support Quartz Extreme. If you want to be pedantic, yes, it's less RAM, but since it's main RAM, you can just buy more of it.

      Don't get me wrong, I would have wanted better video card, but I think people are blowing this out of proportion. We can sit here and discuss computer harware architecture for days, but your average Mac mini user probably won't even notice the difference. Your gamer will, but since when was the Mac mini targeted at gamers?

    52. Re:Downward spiral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not to take the wind out of your sails, but Apple did provide daughtercard processor upgrades. In fact, they designed their 7500/8500/9500 computers just for this. The upgrades were simple, and, depending on which model you had, a great improvement in performance. Of course, there are third-party options being offered all the time for certain Mac models, even ones for which Apple does not/has not sold the upgrades themselves.

      You may have (just barely) missed this period, as you entered right when beleaguered was the word du jour.

      You can search to find more here. Note that Apple is an option as a processor upgrade option. Search and you will find more than a few examples. (Results pages are not static.)

    53. Re:Downward spiral. by mixmasta · · Score: 1

      I play Warcraft III on my 3 year old intel 800 graphics laptop just fine. Is WOW that much more advanced?

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    54. Re:Downward spiral. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Booya!

      The only real bad point here is that Apple still only ships 512MBs RAM by default.

    55. Re:Downward spiral. by sirambrose · · Score: 1

      I might have been exagerating a bit, but my father did such an upgrade on his beige G3 about the time I replaced my 6100. He spent an absurd amount of money upgrading it. I think he spent at least $300 on a Sonnet upgrade card. It wasn't even a very good upgrade card compared to the price of an equivalent intel or amd processor and motherboard. He continued upgrading by adding a firewire/usb card and a new hard disk and controller card. He should have just bought a new machine. Withing a year I built an entire computer for about the same amount of money as my father spent on upgrading the G3. I'm pretty sure mine performed better. Although the upgrade was a much better value than useless upgrade he bought for a Mac Plus (a clip on 68030 at 20mhz if I remember correctly), I still don't think that it was worth the money spent. My father replaced the G3, with a G4 tower within a year because the machine still didn't run OS X well, which was the primary motivation for the upgrade.

      I'm not saying that nobody upgraded those machines, just that I think that it wasn't economical. The people that did it wanted the upgrade to be a good value, just like tons of mac users bought into the 3rd party cd caching software scam that claimed that you could double or tripple the speed of your cd rom by buying a $50 caching program. Mac World/Mac User said it was a good idea, so people bought it.

    56. Re:Downward spiral. by Nintendork · · Score: 1

      The only "Apple" upgrades I found were overclocking instructions.

  2. Toast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like the queen announcing a new toaster in Buckingham Palace.

    I think you underestimate the importance of toast to we English. And iPod accessories to Apple users.

    1. Re:Toast by murderlegendre · · Score: 1

      I think you underestimate the importance of toast to we English.

      You're quite right. Actually, a much better analogy would have been: "Like the queen announcing a new toast rack in Buckingham Palace."

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    2. Re:Toast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For people of all faiths, this has been an especially difficult announcement, and one hopes that apple and user communities can come together in the next year to resolve their differences...

    3. Re:Toast by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Obligatory Blackadder quote...

      Edmund: "Well, well, well: if it isn't the Lord Privy Toastrack!"

    4. Re:Toast by chris_eineke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I loved how the Queen told a Sony representative that their remotes had too many buttons. I guess she is a devout Apple fanbo...gir...queen; fanqueen.

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    5. Re:Toast by McFadden · · Score: 1

      Disgraceful... Her Majesty would never use a vulgar expression like "rack". Off to the tower with you.

    6. Re:Toast by MCSEBear · · Score: 1

      Or like Microsoft announcing a 'Dance Dance Revolution' interface for mail.

    7. Re:Toast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think, in that situation, the queen was being overly dramatic.

    8. Re:Toast by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny
      Off to the tower with you.

      Is that a G5 tower?

    9. Re:Toast by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      But the rack is *far* more important than the toaster. Burnt toast I can live with, in fact I like it now and again, but soggy toast - yeuch!

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  3. Too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We, inevitably, expect too much.

  4. Good morning!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is this doing on the front page of slashdot?

    1. Re:Good morning!!! by ericdano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey, it's better than Dupes. Though there has already been one today.

      Seriously though, CNet and others need to get a grip. The Mini Mac was a great announcement. It wasn't the PDA or iPhone everyone keeps rumoring about, but it was a good, though small, announcement.

      If you want over hype, check out Microsoft and it's Origami Project. There isn't even a product yet, and yet they have launched a website, and had a media day the same day as Apple. At least Apple is shipping a real product.

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    2. Re:Good morning!!! by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Why don't we just ignore both since neither is news-worthy beyond their fanboi sections?

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    3. Re:Good morning!!! by symbolic · · Score: 0

      I think it belongs here. I also thing Apple stepped in a rather large pile of shall we say, "largesse" when it announced the "hi-fi" accessory for the iPod. Anyone with even a moderate appreciation for sound quality was probably snickering at the specs. I sure did.

    4. Re:Good morning!!! by ericdano · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny how that you can look at the "specs", yet if you go HEAR it, it sounds great.

      PC Magazine gave it 4.5 stars. I guess they were not snickering huh?

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    5. Re:Good morning!!! by dsginter · · Score: 1

      What is this doing on the front page of slashdot?

      Please note the "stupid" keyword that was added to the story.

      Gasp!

      This means that you might be able to eliminate stupid articles from your view in the future (perhaps now - I haven't checked yet). I can wait for the keyword "dupe".

      Progress is nice but slashdot has sucked for so long that I'm beginning to need it (if only for nothing more than something to bitch about). Venting is fun!

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    6. Re:Good morning!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      By "anyone with even a moderate appreciation for sound quality" I think he means "the vaccuum tubes and $3000 speaker cables demographic"...

    7. Re:Good morning!!! by Cally · · Score: 1

      Well, it sort-of is a dupe, although the previous story saying this was referring to an article that apparently specifically said that teh launch wasn't hyped. So what's happening, did CNet not RTFA either? http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/03/03/ 1911227

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    8. Re:Good morning!!! by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

      Really. CNET & its ilk have been hyping Longhorn/Vista for years now & more recently Orofice ... uh Office-12.

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    9. Re:Good morning!!! by symbolic · · Score: 1

      I hope it sounds good - Apple sure hyped it. Another review I read seemed to sum it up nicely. It's not that Apple has redefined home stereo, as claimed, but compact stereo - and even then that might be a stretch, because there are others that still give it a run for its money.

    10. Re:Good morning!!! by guru+zim · · Score: 1

      Three words. Bose. Wave. Radio. People buy that crap for about the same price. Apple is just looking to get that market. I mean really, people buy the Bose Wave Radio to hear Paul freakin' Harvey on AM stations.

    11. Re:Good morning!!! by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting point. I used to rag on Apple when they were putting out "knowledge navigator" videos a the same time NeXT was introducing their first products (which themselves were overhyped for the time but of course would encompass what the mac is today). Now it's Microsoft doing the same thing - reintroducing the OQO in this case:

      http://www.oqo.com/

      Another consideration - everyone thought the iPod was nothing but hype for another expensive mp3 player when it came out...

  5. Who did the over-hyping? by BigZaphod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was my understanding that the press event was rather small by most standards. Perhaps it was the press and the rumor sites that over-hyped things - not Apple. I know that I had no idea the event was even going on until others pointed it out to me and were tracking the rumor sites looking for the next big announcement. If anything, perhaps the fact that nothing overly major was announced was intentional and designed to throw people off so as to better keep public expectations in check. I wouldn't put it past them.

    1. Re:Who did the over-hyping? by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or maybe they had something else planned, and were not able to get it ready in time?

    2. Re:Who did the over-hyping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Precisely. The invite said, "Check out some fun new products." Nothing was mentioned there within concerning video iPod/iTunes Movie Store/Core Duo powered Toaster Ovens etc. The over-hype was entirely due to the over-imaginative minds at CNet.

    3. Re:Who did the over-hyping? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      If anything, perhaps the fact that nothing overly major was announced was intentional and designed to throw people off so as to better keep public expectations in check. I wouldn't put it past them.

      oh okay. they purposely over-hype products so people will expect less and therefore be thankful to get anything useful at all. i'm sure that's exactly how it went down.

    4. Re:Who did the over-hyping? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it went like this. Apple did a press event, but rather than sending out the usual press releases and all the rest, just sent out some invitations to some select journalists. Rather than assuming that this meant that the products released might be minor, people took this as a sign of Jobs' trademark "one more thing" understatement, and instead thought that they'd be getting Media Macs, 3GHz Minis, (insert favorite white whale product here). When said products didn't materialize, and the whole thing turned out to be fairly minor -- in line with what the original invitations promised -- people got all disappointed.

      This wasn't the MacWorld keynote, people! Nothing big was EVER promised or suggested. The people who did, in general, didn't know anything more than you and I. So quit acting disappointed. You got two new products and an overpriced carrying case.

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    5. Re:Who did the over-hyping? by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Of course the is always the point that the IPod has a different fan base and it is not based upon computer geeks. These people do really care about a new leather fashion accessory, just like they care about the latest and greatest branded sneaker or what one so called celebrity is doing to another.

      IPod is a consumer/kid product not a geek product and it's marketing/promotion reflect that, successfully.

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  6. No way! by Musteval · · Score: 4, Funny

    Publicly traded companies NEVER overhype anything.

    By the way, did you hear about the new twelve-blade razor for Gillete? It's the best razor ever!

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    1. Re:No way! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      By the way, did you hear about the new twelve-blade razor for Gillete? It's the best razor ever!

      I'm waiting for the thirteen-blade with ultrasonic action, an iPod interface - and a frickin' laser beam on its head.

      A shave so "close" it'll expose your esophagus, while sounding great.

      KFG

    2. Re:No way! by garyr_h · · Score: 1

      There was a Saturday Night Live skit exactly like that a few years back.

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    3. Re:No way! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, in a Phillips Coolshave commercial there was a fake razor called the "Quintippio" that had fifteen blades.

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    4. Re:No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post is the best that Slashdot has ever seen! Just like this article submission!

    5. Re:No way! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4, Funny

      A shave so "close" it'll expose your esophagus, while sounding great.

      Introducing the iShave, preloaded with Sweeney Todd.

      "They all to deserve to die..."

    6. Re:No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was also one in Mad Magazine 10 years before that.

    7. Re:No way! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      There's an actual device locked away in a government warehouse next to the Lost Ark 30 years before that.

    8. Re:No way! by MartinB · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, consumer razor manufacturers could very, very easily make sharper blades. But then, all the time you saved getting that close shave would be wasted in tedious blood mopping. You (assuming you're part of the shaving population) don't want sharper razor blades.

      What you do want is blades that keep their designed sharpness longer. And much as it pains the mfrs to have your buying cycle extended, customer loyalty is more important, so this is what you get with your diamond-tip what-nots.

      And of course, you want less shaving time/effort - the multiple blades do that for you.

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  7. I didn't see much Apple hype... by macshome · · Score: 5, Informative

    I didn't see much Apple hype actually. They held the event in a tiny little auditorium at One Infinite Loop, they didn't invite many people, and they didn't hold it at a major conference.

    The hype I saw was coming from media outlets like CNN, CNET, and all the Mac news sites; not from Apple.

    1. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by pomo+monster · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yep. Look how the author of the article tries to let him/herself (the media) off the hook:
      '...it was undoubtedly a mistake for Steve Jobs to make these product announcements himself, and at the hallowed Apple Town Hall in Cupertino, California, where the iPod was first unleashed. Who wouldn't have expected more?'
      Except back in 2001, the iPod's introduction was a tiny little thing: a Mac-only MP3 player, albiet with the typical Apple attention to detail and design. No one expected much. I don't think Apple in its wildest dreams hoped it would be the crossover (Mac to PC) success it is today.

      It's ridiculous to think Apple using that auditorium should automatically mean "earth-shattering announcement."
    2. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by ericdano · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can see overhype being if Apple did a HUGE announcement at the Flint Center or something. Or they launched a website site teasing about a product. Or did something on their front page to hint at something.

      However, they did nothing like that.

      Yet, Microsoft did with Origami and no one paid any attention at all. That is sad.

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    3. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      The hype I saw was coming from media outlets like CNN, CNET, and all the Mac news sites; not from Apple.

      Like Slashdot?

    4. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by MBCook · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I agree. Apple's "hype" was sending out a little note saying "Join us on date xx for an announcement". It didn't say "for a huge" announcement, or an earthshaking one. It said nothing about that. They could have used the occasion to announce a stock split for all they wrote.

      However the Apple sites, along with other sites (I bet CNET is guilty of this too) instantly took this as "They are announcing the tablet Mac!", or "They are announcing the video iPod", or "The new Newton is coming!".

      They were responsible for all the hype.

      And the announcement of the Mini wasn't anything to sneeze at either. It means that now all consumer Apple computers (except the Laptops) are on Intel processors.

      On a side note, I wish they would make a new Newton. I would love one. Apple is so good at interfaces.

      PS: Also, the guys over a Penny-Arcade have gone Mac and they really like it so far. Check out their post about it (and the comic). They said they'd provide more details tomorrow (Monday).

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    5. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      If no one is paying attention to it, how come you know about it, and I see dozens of articles about it?

      Having said that, the "commercials" are so incredibly stupid, it makes me hope the whole thing flops.

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    6. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, a private event in the company cafeteria is not exactly hype. However, when the CEO uses that event to promote a leather iPod case you have to wonder whether he's excessively fond of hearing himself talk!

    7. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by ericdano · · Score: 1

      There have been commericals about it? I have seen very few articles about it. Basically, they are saying it's yet another Windows CE device.

      I still think the funniest commerical out is the one Microsoft does promoting itself as being more secure.

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    8. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      When I refer to the "commercials", it is the spots on their web site

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    9. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      web site says MARCH 2nd, and you are rude.

    10. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yet, Microsoft did with Origami and no one paid any attention at all. That is sad.
      Who in their right mind would report about a website with a moving "hole" that says, 'touch me'? *shudders*
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    11. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With sites as incredibly stilted, marketed and contentless as the one you linked, they're better off being ignored. They should be glad.

    12. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by macshome · · Score: 1
      Yeah, a private event in the company cafeteria is not exactly hype.

      Well, to be fair it's across the hall and about 20' down from Cafe Macs.

    13. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, it doesn't say that anything would be announced on March 2. March 2 was merely the date for the "week 2" teaser to be shown, which it was. That teaser says that the "week 3" teaser will be released March 9. There's still no announcment of a launch date.

      BTW, this thread is about Apple. It's funny that Apple fanboys are so obsessed with Microsoft that they can't resist steering a thread about a negative Apple article into an attempt to bash Microsoft. Talk about insecure!! LOL

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    14. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by pHatidic · · Score: 1

      Except back in 2001, the iPod's introduction was a tiny little thing: a Mac-only MP3 player, albiet with the typical Apple attention to detail and design. No one expected much.

      Maybe that's because the first version of the iPod was a piece of crap. It was thick and ugly and felt awkward in the hands. Maybe that's why they only sold 40,000 of them, IIRC. The iPod really didn't hit it's stride until the 3rd generation which was over a year later. At the time of the original launch I owned a Rio 500 and would have never upgraded to an iPod over a Nomad or the like.

      What is amazing is how close they were though. It just goes to show that close only counts in horseshows and hand grenades.

    15. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It means that now all consumer Apple computers (except the Laptops) are on Intel processors.

      Last time I checked, Apple was still selling iMac G5's. Though, in my opinion, anyone buying one is nuts.

    16. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by MBCook · · Score: 1
      Really? I thought they dropped those last week or so.

      I agree though. They are nice computers, but the Core Duos are just so much faster.

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    17. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by DWIM · · Score: 1
      Except back in 2001, the iPod's introduction was a tiny little thing [...]

      Apples and oranges (groan!). 2001/2006 -- very different worlds in mp3-land.

    18. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was his point

    19. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was the Flash movie that lost people? ;)

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    20. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of Cafe Macs. And I used to work down the street!

    21. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I justed checked store.apple.com, and the only G5 model they are selling is a 20" 2.1Ghz(!) model for $1500. I didn't remember hearing anything about the iMac G5's getting any speed boosts, so it looks like they slipped this one under the radar. It's kind of funny to click on the Core Duo version and read about how the much faster it is than the G5 model, when they are still trying to sell the same G5 model.

    22. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      You're completely missing the point, which is that the C|Net article says "omg if it was a minor announcement why did they hold it in the same place they released the iPod?!?!?!"

      The point being that the iPod was, at the time, a fairly minor announcement. Only later on did it become considered a Big Deal.

    23. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      If your Mac is dead Right Now, and you need to use the Pro Apps like Aperture, Logic, Motion, etc. then the iMac G5 is the cheapest option.

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    24. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      This is the first I've heard about a leather iPod case at all. Probably because I don't care about iPods, and so don't get worked up into a lather anytime someone says "iPod" in any venue.

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    25. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by DWIM · · Score: 1
      You're completely missing the point, which is that the C|Net article says "omg if it was a minor announcement why did they hold it in the same place they released the iPod?!?!?!"

      Exactly. That was C|NET's point, in defense of media-overhyping (i.e. they blame Apple for holding the announcement there).

      Then, we have the OP claiming this is lame because the announcement in 2001 was a tiny one -- the location should not raise expectations to the degree they were raised.

      To which I replied that we are now in 2006 and things have changed. In 2001, that location was insignificant and the announcement was tiny. In 2006, the place has history behind it and Apple have become huge in the mp3 world. So, it is not unreasonable to think an announcement at this "hallowed" location could lead to heightened expectations.

    26. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by macshome · · Score: 1

      It's the company cafeteria at 1 Infinite Loop.

    27. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      It's funny that Apple fanboys are so obsessed with Microsoft that they can't resist steering a thread about a negative Apple article into an attempt to bash Microsoft.

      It's even more fun when the Apple fanboys get under the skin of the Microsoft fanboys. Insecure, indeed.
    28. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Yaztromo · · Score: 1
      It's kind of funny to click on the Core Duo version and read about how the much faster it is than the G5 model, when they are still trying to sell the same G5 model.

      The Intel iMac is much faster than the old G5s when it comes to raw processing power, however that presumes that the software you want to run is available for Intel Mac. I'm sure there are a lot of design houses out that which rely on Photoshop and other graphic design and video/audio editing software which hasn't been ported to Intel OS X yet, and which are in need of new machines.

      Apple can't afford to drop all of the G5-based systems until the software that drives the sales of their higher end systems is made Universal.

      Yaz.

    29. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by jht · · Score: 1

      That's actually the model from October, when they first came out with the iMacs with built-in iSight cameras. Each model got a 100 MHz speedbump at the time. When Apple canned the 17" iMac G5 about a month ago, they chopped $200 off the price of the 20". But I think it's really a "while supplies last" kind of deal.

      In the short term, at least, some folks will still need G5 Macs - mainly because of incompatibilities. From what I've seen so far, clients of mine who replace G4 systems with Core Duo Macs (mainly either old iMac G4s or PowerBooks) are reacting with a "wow", while the G5 owners who've tried Core Duo boxes are more in the "meh" category.

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    30. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      That's like saying because that one really cool movie played at the movie theater, they won't have any bad ones.

    31. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you disgust me pomo monster. i'm going to fucking troll you off this fucking planet.

      polish jobs off so you can write a response you apple-fucking retard.

    32. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      Did everyone miss the announcement about the Mac Mini, or are they simply ignoring it to take stabs at Apple for releasing a leather ipod case?

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    33. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because those photoshop jedis are totally the target market for the iMac. ...right.

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    34. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The press hyped Origami a lot. Microsoft loves to hype its products while pretending that it's not. Well, considering their size and marketing budget, maybe their normal level of advertising is already overdoing it.

    35. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    36. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this is the beauty of it, it perfectly illustrates what is wrong with Windows... in a Flash animation. Oh the recursive irony.

      How typical of Microsoft to have something which says 'touch me' - when moving the mouse over it (to 'touch' it) does nothing (okay, the colour shifts a little).
      You have to actually click on the part that it says to touch. Is it any wonder that their UIs/OSes are so frustrating to use?

    37. Re:I didn't see much Apple hype... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Without a doubt, there probably are people out there who got to be first in line for a leather mac case, but the initial coverage was very much "leather case? boombox? what a waste of time. Jobs has jumped the shark. Apple suck now. Oh, and by the way, they also released an intel mini".

      I'm a PC user and the mac mini is a big deal. The fact is that I've been worried about getting a mini because of the performance, but I would be a lot more confident about getting one now, although I'd like to see some sort of benchmarks of real performance (ie not just chip speed comparisons).

  8. Well, duh by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Overhyped? Of course it was overhyped. Goodness, that's what companies do - it's called advertising, marketing, PR, or whatever you want to call it. If you don't take everything that companies trying to sell you something tell you about the products they're trying to sell with a large grain of salt, then it's your own fault really.

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    1. Re:Well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, but when was the last time you saw a _real_ company like Microsoft or Intel hype a leather pouch? Apple must be scraping the bottom, because that's just pathetic.

    2. Re:Well, duh by jrockway · · Score: 1

      > Apple must be scraping the bottom, because that's just pathetic.

      You're contributing to the problem (if it is one) by talking about it. It's just what Apple wants -- people to run around saying Apple, Apple, Apple. People won't remember why you're talking about Apple. They'll just remember that Apple is what you're talking about. When it comes time to fork over $100 for a piece of cloth, you can bet they'll be heading over to the Apple store to check out the Apple leather case. Why? Because you keep talking about it.

      Apple is not the one doing the hyping -- people like you are. If you want to stop the hype, then talk about something else. If you want to continue the hype, talk about how Apple is over-hyped. Because that's exactly what they want you to do.

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    3. Re:Well, duh by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Apple's leather case is getting Apple's name out more. The more Apple's name gets out, the more Apple computers will be sold to people who would never have bought an Apple otherwise. Apple Apple Apple. I do agree with you inspite of my scarcastic comment, fanboy out

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  9. Wow. Kettle and soot and all. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow. Kettle and soot and all. CNet complaining about HYPE? CNet IS the definition of hype. They are one of the preferred corporate hype tools... Apple must not have greased the story's author with enough free shit.

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    1. Re:Wow. Kettle and soot and all. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Apple must not have greased the story's author with enough free shit.

      Ew... so that means they grease other authors who pay for the shit?

  10. Mac mini not a PVR by tgibbs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His biggest objections seems to be that the Mac Mini is not a PVR. Of course, if it had included everything necessary for a PVR--ATSC HD tuner, analog tuner, cable card capacity, huge hard drive--it would have been considerably more expensive, and analysts would be criticizing Apple for releasing an $1000 computer to duplicate the functionality of a device that your cable company will rent you for $10/month.

    1. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yet, no-one seems to be criticising Apple for including hardware DRM to cripple the machine and ensure that it is never under the control of the person who paid for it.

    2. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful
      it would have been considerably more expensive, and analysts would be criticizing Apple for releasing an $1000 computer to duplicate the functionality of a device that your cable company will rent you for $10/month.

      Also, Apple always makes small but solid steps when approaching new technology. The capabilities of the iPod have increased with each new generation. The iPod was first launched without the iTMS but I think Apple planned to launch the music store all along. Mac OSX is on the 5th generation (if you include 10.0) in roughly 5 years and is slowly adding more features. So if Apple were to do a PVR, it is following a predictable pattern. Release it in small manageable bites and work out the kinks. Then re-iterate.

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    3. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't buy Apple hardware, you licence it. Technically it isn't yours.

    4. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by tgibbs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So what, specifically, does this DRM hardware prohibit you from doing with the machine? People have already begin running other operating systems on Intel Macs So if you want the machine to be "totally under your control," all you need to do is dump the Apple software and install your own.

    5. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you do criticise Apple, you better post as an anonymous coward or be modded down like if there was no tomorrow.

    6. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      . So if Apple were to do a PVR, it is following a predictable pattern. Release it in small manageable bites and work out the kinks.

      Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if Apple eventually comes up with a PVR capable Mac, but recording video over the air or from cable is never likely to be a huge money maker for Apple (just look at how TiVo is doing). For the same reason that Apple has held off on a radio tuner for the iPod, I don't expect to see a TV tuner right away. It makes considerably more sense for Apple to pursue an iTunes like model, bypassing existing video distribution systems entirely. What I find notable about the MacMini is that it looks like it might be capable of HD video output. Will Apple begin offering shows in HD resolution through iTMS to supplement the currently available shows in iPod resolution?

    7. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      That's FUD you copied from an RIAA page, but NOT Apple's policy. If that were true, Apple would be trying to block Windows and Linux from booting on Macs (and they specifically said they don't mind or care what people do with the purchased hardware).

    8. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, using Linux on the machine will suddenly give you access to the contents of the TPM, will it? Answer: No... zealot... it won't. The Intel Macs are little better than fancy X-Boxes.

      You may dress it up however you like, but Apple has seriously fucked over its customers. Not that they will complain, of cours, being superfans one and all.

    9. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Your remarks remind me of when the girls on my co-ed dorm floor posted a vitriolic tyrade on how disgusting men are in the bathroom, anonymously of course. "There was urine on the seat - it must've been a man! Because men are the only ones who produce urine! Yeah!" In response to that, I posted an even longer note with my signature on it as big as John Hancock's, and put copies of The Lady's Dressing Room by Swift, which in my case counted as proof that women are, in fact, far more disgusting in the bathroom than men. Powders, chemicals, hair, etc.

      You're as cowardly and platitudinous as they. "DRM bad! System not under my control!" You don't understand how it isn't under your control, if it's behind a firewall and has Linux installed in it. What has to happen? Does Steve Jobs have to beam down to your house and modulate his RDF to a particular frequency, activating the secret Trust chip and turning your computer's integrated Bluetooth system into a weapon to fry your balls?

    10. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      So, using Linux on the machine will suddenly give you access to the contents of the TPM, will it? Answer: No... zealot... it won't. The Intel Macs are little better than fancy X-Boxes.

      Even more shockingly, much of the electronics, including the cpu itself, are packaged in sealed chips where it is impossible for the owner to see how the individual transistors and traces are laid out.

    11. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is hilarious. Wish I had mod points for you.

    12. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: "Yes... let's change the subject in an effort to avoid the real issue."

      As I said... fucking Apple zealots. You do understand what the TPM does, don't you? A CPU, even one whose design is opaque, doesn't even compare since it is not designed to allow software to hide information from the owner of the machine. The TPM in the new Apple Macintosh is there *specifically* to ensure that you, the person who paid for the hardware, is not the person in control of the machine. It is never out of the control of Apple... a preinstalled rootkit and electronic dog-collar for those stupid enough to pay for their own shackles. As I said, it's an expensive X-Box.

      But hey -- there's no shortage of ignorant Apple fans willing to just lap it up anything Jobs put in front of them.

    13. Re:Mac mini not a PVR by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      As I said... fucking Apple zealots. You do understand what the TPM does, don't you? A CPU, even one whose design is opaque, doesn't even compare since it is not designed to allow software to hide information from the owner of the machine. The TPM in the new Apple Macintosh is there *specifically* to ensure that you, the person who paid for the hardware, is not the person in control of the machine. It is never out of the control of Apple... a preinstalled rootkit and electronic dog-collar for those stupid enough to pay for their own shackles. As I said, it's an expensive X-Box.

      You have still failed to identify anything that Apple's TPM actually prevents you from doing with the computer, other than examining its contents--which you can't do with any of the chips on the motherboard.

  11. Video of the event? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny
    for when Jobs pulled the silk sheet off yesterday's new Apple products a hush fell over the Internet. A ghetto-blaster for your iPod, a faster and Intel-based Mac Mini and some leather iPod pouches were all the company could muster. A minute passed in absolute silence. Then a small boy stepped forward, pointed at Jobs and announced, "The Emperor is naked".
    Do we have video of this happening?

    Cause that sounds like everyone's nightmare: forgetting to wear pants at a public event.
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    1. Re:Video of the event? by qyiet · · Score: 1

      It's disturbing that I know that Steve Jobs was wearing blue jeans for this even.

      -Qyiet

    2. Re:Video of the event? by FyreFiend · · Score: 1

      Not really. It's Jobs so you have 2:1 odds of being right by guessing

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  12. No Webcast, No Mention on Apple's Page... by The+Lost+Supertone · · Score: 5, Informative

    There was no web cast, no mention on Apple's page until the products were introduced, how is that hyping? They weren't hyping the press event, they were hyping the products they put out which makes sense. As for the items they sold. First we have the iPod hi fi, pretty big announcement as far as Apple's concerned. It'll either be huge or a massive flop... for once I kind of hope Apple has a flop because from what I've heard the specs on the thing are not exceptional and the design is weak in my opinion. The new Mac mini is a pretty big announcement for a whole lot of people. And the leather case, well why not intro it with other products. Don't imagine Jobs spent forever on that bit, it's kind of like the successor to the iPod sock, which for the record I actually own, seems like a strange idea but they work very well. They don't keep the iPod from getting scratched a lil but they keep the big ones off, and they protect it from falls pretty well. Have you ever tried to find a good case for your iPod? I bought a DLO one that actually scratched my screen! I welcome an Apple branded one.

    1. Re:No Webcast, No Mention on Apple's Page... by Artega+VH · · Score: 1

      When I got my 20gig 3rd Gen ipod it came with the "remote", dock and a case. Apple calls it an: "iPod Carrying Case with Belt Clip"

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    2. Re:No Webcast, No Mention on Apple's Page... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There was no web cast, no mention on Apple's page until the products were introduced, how is that hyping?

      Unlike you, the Apple PR has a far better understanding of how rumour grows with the telling. Remember, Apple neevr mentions anything beforehand when they launch products - all you get is leaked info. And they do go out and sue those posting it, remember?

      Well, compare these:
      We will show a few cool new products to you and a selected audience *wink*
      and
      We will show a leather iPod case and boombox for the iPod. Oh, and new minis, too.
      and tell me which one is hype.

      It's telling how most people would talk more (be it good or bad) about the iPod things than about the minis after this 'non-launch.'
    3. Re:No Webcast, No Mention on Apple's Page... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even so, what could they have done differently? Having someone other than Jobs do it wouldn't have solved anything. It would have sent the message to those there that this was a minor event, but wouldn't have stopped the CNets of the world from speculating madly before they got there. Apple could have done a completely silent release, but it would seem like they were apologizing for the Hi Fi (which, I'm told, sounds quite good compared to other entries in this product category). I think Apple tried to indicate that this was a minor even by referring simply to "fun products" instead of a more dramatic teaser. The problem here was simply that CNet and its ilk didn't pay attention.

  13. Um... by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What were they expecting?

    Apple said they were going to announce some "fun new products". Forget the pouch, jeez. They introduced an Intel-based Mac mini with amazing features inside of the same form factor as the old mini, and a nifty set of iPod speakers that has unseated the previous leader in this category in the opinion of most reviewers (Bose).

    Apple stopped always putting all of its eggs in the Macworld/WWDC basket, and introducing products when they became available. The Intel-based Mac mini is a pretty damned good product, and a huge hint at Apple's admittedly tentative and cautious steps toward the living room.

    So what's wrong with that?

    What were we supposed to get?

    An Apple cell phone?

    An Apple tablet?

    A touchsheen video iPod?

    Anyone expecting those things at every single introduction is expecting too much.

  14. It was overhyped by Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It was only overhyped by Slashdot. This happens every time.

  15. "You've come a long way, baby!" by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I think whats happening here is that Apple is doing so well, anything they do becomes big news, Which then gets speculated on by the webizens, and completely over-hyped by the press. Apple released an invitation, to a small event. "Some fun new products" isn't exactly earth shattering, is it?


    What's funny though, is that this is a dramatically different situation than it was in 1998, when I got my first Mac. I dare say Apple has done so well in the last few years that the long standing /. mac(back)lash is bleeding over into the mainstream. I know lots of kids who don't want an iPod, because they're "too trendy".

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    1. Re:"You've come a long way, baby!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think whats happening here is that Apple is doing so well, anything they do becomes big news, Which then gets speculated on by the webizens, and completely over-hyped by the press. Apple released an invitation, to a small event. "Some fun new products" isn't exactly earth shattering, is it?

      What's funny though, is that this is a dramatically different situation than it was in 1998, when I got my first Mac. I dare say Apple has done so well in the last few years that the long standing /. mac(back)lash is bleeding over into the mainstream. I know lots of kids who don't want an iPod, because they're "too trendy".


      No, what's funny is that it's only been around five years since the dotcom fiascio came to a crashing end, and the bubble is rapidly inflating again. It's not just Apple being hyped beyond all reason.

  16. The leather sleeve is a precursor/clue by snowwrestler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A pocket-sized, full-screen device needs some sort of screen protection--especially a touchscreen, which are notoriously fragile. The leather sleeve is an accessory to the touchscreen full-screen iPod, whatever it ends up being called. It's Apple's answer to the obvious question of "how do you protect the screen?"

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    1. Re:The leather sleeve is a precursor/clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The touchscreen iPod was a Photoshopped hoax. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPNgzz870F4

    2. Re:The leather sleeve is a precursor/clue by MooUK · · Score: 1

      It is also the entirely obvious answer, as demonstrated by the huge number of mobile phone cases available for the past umpteen years. Nor is it the first leather case for an MP3 player, nor even the first made by the maker of the player. (See the iRiver H3x0 series players..)

      Nevertheless, it's still a product that is worth them selling.

    3. Re:The leather sleeve is a precursor/clue by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      The touchscreen iPod was a Photoshopped hoax. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPNgzz870F4

      That particular touchscreen iPod photo was a Photoshopped hoax. Everyone knows this is the direction Apple is most likely to head though. If you disagree, I'd love to hear what you think is the most likely next step in the iPod line.

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    4. Re:The leather sleeve is a precursor/clue by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps its ideal place is in a different shipping version of the iPod, so you have 30gb Video iPod, 30gb Video iPod with Leather Sleeve, and 60gb Video iPod with Leather Sleeve.

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    5. Re:The leather sleeve is a precursor/clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thus, begins the over-hyping for their next product announcement.

    6. Re:The leather sleeve is a precursor/clue by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      putting (selling?) the cart before the horse?

  17. Leather case for iPod was especially ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But this new leather iPod case will be the most ergonomic, newest, leathery, caseyest case ever made! It promises to take the storage business to hip ergonomic heights not even reached by the trapper keeper. Like bird flu pandemics, asteroid strikes,and terror threats, this announcement can not be over-hyped.

  18. An Over Hyped Product? by DesireCampbell · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No! Not in the electronics business! Never!

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    1. Re:An Over Hyped Product? by cciRRus · · Score: 1
      Syntax error: Parsing failed.
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  19. It's the product, stupid by suitti · · Score: 0

    Perhaps in their zeal to provide content, they neglected to provide functionality. Many assumed that the new Mac mini would, among other things, provide Tivo functionality. It doesn't. Yet, it connects to your TV, beams content around your house, and otherwise has everything it needs to be a Tivo, except software.

    It is starting to look as if the Beatles were right after all. Apple should not be in the content business. Perhaps it is time for someone with a clue to get into the appliance business.

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    1. Re:It's the product, stupid by PHPfanboy · · Score: 1

      Wow, I've never seen someone so pissed that Apple didn't announce something.

      Seeing as Tivo has proved a nice point technologically and been summarily copied by the cable companies who don't need Tivo, and that 1960's rock bands tend to make great strategy consultants for technology companies I'm struggling to understand who exactly you are referring to when you say "someone with a clue".

      Who has a clue? You? Roku? Squeezebox? MythTV? Sony? Panasonic? Microsoft? CBS? Universal? Crappy product? Niche markets?

      Please share with the group.

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    2. Re:It's the product, stupid by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      The TiVo is a valid product if cable and over the air TV is your source. On the other hand think of the mac mini as the media center for the internet generation. Basically anyone who sources their media content over the internet or off CDs/DVDs have exactly what they need.

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    3. Re:It's the product, stupid by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Well, the only thing it's missing is the tuner, really (and, obviously, the respective software). Even the article said that they (C|Net) had no idea what sort to put in. Plus, it can and will play films (or any other sort of visual media, like series) from any hard drive connected to it (via bonjour, amongst other things), so it can serve as a media hub quite well. Perhaps it's not a Tivo because it needn't be one.

    4. Re:It's the product, stupid by suitti · · Score: 1

      I tend to mean more than one thing at a time. At one time, The Beatles (Apple Records) sued Apple Computer. In the settlement, Apple Computer agreed not to get into the music business.

      I'd like Apple to get a clue. They're a nice company to deal with. I want a single device in my home entertainment center. It does audio and video time shifting, displays content, allows editing, burns media, everything. And, any compentent system will not produce any audible sound. I do not want a media hub, a TiVo, a VHS VCR, a DVD player, etc. I'd be willing to compromise and say that the display, speakers and amp can be external components. Though, i'll want the remote to include volume control.

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  20. Ghetto-Blaster? by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My biggest complain is that these nimrods keep calling that stereo thing a "ghetto-blster"

    I'm assuming that most of these bloggers and columnists lived through the 80's and should know WTF a Ghetto-Blaster looks like

    For those of you who lived sheltered lives during the 80's and early 90's, a Google Image Search for Ghetto Blaster is highly informative.

    Oddly enough, the GIS turned up no pictures of automatic weapons in the first few pages. Cause that's the other thing that comes to mind when I think about ghetto-blasters.

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    1. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      FYI... They're not as far off the mark as you are with your use of the word nimrod.

    2. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by timster · · Score: 1

      If you do a GIS for "digital audio player", many of the products pictured would fit the analogy iPod:digital audio player::iPod Hi-Fi:ghetto blaster. Particularly the ones with more than eight buttons.

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    3. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by andreMA · · Score: 1
      Actually the definition the grandparent intended for "nimrod" is the one I'm most familiar with: a stupid person.

      Perhaps it's a regional thing. I'm surprised that the google link you provided doesn't list it; I've heard the word commonly used in this way for at least 20 years here (New England).

    4. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      This seems to explain it:

      ------------------
      From wikipedia:

      The name took on connotations of a dolt when hunter Elmer Fudd was called "Nimrod" by Bugs Bunny in the popular Warner Bros. cartoons. Long before that, there are recorded instances of its use as a slang word to mean simply "hunter" (from the Genesis account). Fudd's dimwitted personality may have lent much to its proliferation as an insult.

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    5. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've heard it used to signify stupidty the vast majority of the time.

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    6. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by toddestan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ghetto-blaster: Basically a box with speakers, can be powered by batteries, and is meant to be portable. Percieved as cool by a certain segment of the population.
      iPod Hifi: Basically a box with speakers, can be powered by batteries, and is meant to be portable. Percieved as cool by a certain segment of the population.

      Gee, I wonder why people are making the comparison? True, it's not exactly the same, one works with tapes, and the other works with iPods. And one sure costs a lot more. But the simularities are there.

    7. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by Pinky3 · · Score: 1

      There already is a Ghetto Blaster made for an iPod shuffle.

      http://www.shufflesome.com/2005/05/human_1.html

    8. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely agree! The Apple iPod hi-fi looks like a Bose product or something (aka clean looking but not good sounding) Thats not what I normally associate with the term "Ghetto-Blaster" Instead, I think of these three things:

      The first is the cover art for the L.L. Cool J album "Radio" as seen here:

      http://www.discogs.com/release/123019

      And I mean right down to the analog VU meters and the cassette tape that is supposed to look like open reel. If you don't know what open reel tape is, think big recording studios of the past or try these visual aids:

      http://www.otari.com/product/audio/mx_5050b/index. html

      http://www.studer.ch/index.aspx?menu_id=3&sub_menu _id=13&locale=en&url=includes%2Fproduct_sheet_incl ude.aspx%3Fproduct_id%3D21

      The second thing I think of is probably breakdancing and the various movies from the 80s that involved breakdancing (as in the Motown creation "The Last Dragon" You know: Bruce Leroy, Soul Glow, catching bullets in your teeth and all that nonsense :)

      And (of course) the third thing I think of is the "Ghetto-Blaster" rocket launcher as demonstrated by Q "Something we're working on for the Americans!" from "The Living Daylights" (James Bond movie with the A-Ha title song.)

    9. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      The phrase "Ghetto-Blaster" carries with it a lot of connotations.

      The first word "Ghetto" may give you a clue as to what some of those connotations are.

      Gee, I wonder why people are making the comparison? True, it's not exactly the same, one works with tapes, and the other works with iPods. And one sure costs a lot more. But the simularities are there.
      That's like saying a Go Kart is similar in many respects to a car.

      Read up on it and see if you still think the iPod HiFi is a Ghetto Blaster: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghetto_blaster
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    10. Re:Ghetto-Blaster? by deetsay · · Score: 1

      That is the one I remember!

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  21. Why would you expect anything? by SetupWeasel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All they ever announce is the same products with a new form factor. Maybe they will replace one processor with another if they want a BIG announcement.

    1. Re:Why would you expect anything? by jcr · · Score: 1

      All they ever announce is the same products with a new form factor.

      Umm.. Yeah.. Cause a 30" display is just a 17" display with a new form factor, right? And, the iMac Hi-Fi is just earbuds with a different form factor, too, right?

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Why would you expect anything? by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Umm.. Yeah.. Cause a 30" display is just a 17" display with a new form factor, right? And, the iMac Hi-Fi is just earbuds with a different form factor, too, right?

      Uhh... yes. What? Is this a trick question?

    3. Re:Why would you expect anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, even the iPod itself is just an Apple II in a new form factor...

    4. Re:Why would you expect anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually believe that, then nearly everything in the computer business is just the same thing in a different form factor.

  22. overhype? give it a rest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez, when will people give it up? So it wasn't a major product launch, it wasn't intended to be! Did the video even show up on Apple's site following the event...no. That should be enough of a clue to the news media by in large that Apple is not making it a big deal. Wait until April 1st, then there will be a great event, introducing all sorts of things that deserve hype. Apple will probably back that event and hype it up, but c'mon people, let's face it, Apple is a company that has to introduce things that they bring out, it's part of the job of marketing and advertising, so this one didn't introduce something amazing... I'm not sure why CNET and most news companies can't get over it. Apple is an awesome company, but c'mon are they really expected to deliver hope and salvation at every event they do (even if it's in their cafeteria with limited press invited)? Wait until April 1st my friends, that will make people forget an event like this even happened.

  23. I accuse... by Jeff+Benjamin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I accuse CNET and slashdot for over-hyping Apple's over-hyping.

    1. Re:I accuse... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Well, I accuse you of over hyping CNET's accusations :P

    2. Re:I accuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I accuse CNET and slashdot for over-hyping Apple's over-hyping.

      Exactly. Apple did not over-hype this ... the media did. When their own predictions disappoint them, they start pointing fingers. But the issue is much bigger than just a little Apple PR get-together. The media have become a bunch of boobs who no longer garner respect. This is one reason why corps and polls are getting away with all sorts of crap. Every time they screw up, they can just point to the media and yell "boobs ahoy!" and who can deny it?. This takes the prying eyes off their own misdeeds. Unless the media can somehow repair itself we are all sunk because the mechanism for checking unfettered power grabs becomes disabled. If Watergate happened today, Nixon would be still be president. (OK, I know he is dead but you know what I mean.)

  24. Because they have to by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a fashion thing. The iPod is cool, it's stylish, but with all the fluff stripped, it's an MP3 player. Now, when people have an MP3 player, they got one. It's not like you need one again after 6 months (unless it's badly made and it falls apart, but then I would kinda doubt people would get the same model again).

    Sooner or later, the market is saturated. What now? Sure, you can release a new model (and Apple did). Only works once or twice as well, there's only so much room for improvement. You can make it smaller, you can make it hold larger armounts of music, but when it's small enough to be no longer visible (don't forget, fashion is also about showing what you got) and when it can hold the equivalent to 100 CDs, people don't want it any smaller or bigger.

    So accessories come into play. And besides selling those MP3s for 99 cent, that's where the money comes from. Because the players are sold. You will probably sell a few more, but that's no longer the big market.

    Now, it's incredibly hard to patent sizes. Sure, you can patent a design, you can patent the brand, but there's no way to keep third party vendors from selling gadgets that "just happen to" fit the iPod perfectly. How should you patent the earplugs? It uses a standard socket, any earplug would do. How do you make your customer buy your add-ons instead of others, which are probably cheaper?

    You start hyping. You have to make sure that your customers know that YOUR, and only YOUR accessories offer the value they're looking for. You NEED those earplugs, because they're original and without, the iPod is no longer cool. You NEED our case because only with it, you show the world that you have the original and only then you are part of the family.

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    1. Re:Because they have to by motek · · Score: 1

      If your point is that all Apple does are fashion gadgets - I wholeheartedly agree. This is what the company derives most the revenue from. Admittedly, with an official launch of a leather case Jobs probably went too far. Let's hope he comes back some day.

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    2. Re:Because they have to by dangitman · · Score: 1

      While you have some good points about accessories - i don't believe the iPod has reached anywhere near market saturation. Even though it has 70%+ of the MP3 player market, most people still don't own MP3 players. Those that don't will most likely choose an iPod when they do get one. I believe that iPod sales are still increasing. Just look at the rise of Windows, for example. Sales kept climbing, even as the market got saturated and people thought it couldn't go any further.

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  25. Not really Apple's fault by Y-Crate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The question you need to ask is: Where is the hype coming from?

    Did Apple claim that their press conference would herald fantastically interesting products that would reshape the industry? As I recall, they merely announced a press conference and said they would have some "fun stuff". That's it.

    This wasn't Steve walking on stage at MacWorld - which is a hypefest by design, where only the biggest products are released - this was Apple introducing another Intel-based Mac to show its partners and investors that it was committed to, and proceeding with the transition from PPC. The fact they had some other, far less interesting products ready at the same time, and decided to show them off as well seems to be more of a logical exploitation of the press conference. Would it have made sense for Apple to simply make no mention of their other new products while the media's attention was focused squarely on them? I don't think so.

    People are so used to Apple throwing them curveballs that they build up entirely unrealistic expectations of the company, and get angry at Apple when they fail to live up to these fantasies. You can criticize Apple for borking the video chipset in the new Minis, but you can't really get mad at them for not releasing a product that may only exist in your mind.

  26. we're doing it to ourselves by davidfbecker · · Score: 1

    it's only over-hyped becase we make it over-hyped. Why do you think they didn't have it webcasted live on the apple site? or that they only allowed like 200 people and that there wasn't any fuss made on the apple site? sure, they closed down the apple store during the "unveiling," but that's just something that they have to do to prepare for the new items. Part of Apple is going to want they extra hype and attention and really does want us to be mezmerized by "What will Steve give us today?" but in reality I think that they really didn't want this to be a big deal, which it obviously shouldn't have been. Steve loves the element of surprise, and I know we like the Shock and Awe that they usually give us, but I think that the lack of televising and small venue should have tipped us all off. We all keep hoping for "that next new item" but we really need to just chill out and remember to take our medication today.

    1. Re:we're doing it to ourselves by ScriptedReplay · · Score: 1

      sure, they closed down the apple store during the "unveiling," but that's just something that they have to do to prepare for the new items.

      Do you really believe Apple has to close down the store every time they add a new item? When no other e-commerce site does? Here's a clue: it's part of the 'unveiling' procedure - it makes you notice it and gives the illusion of 'THE really important thing that caused us to bring it all offline and prepare for the barbarian^Hcustomer invasion.' Try this for comparison: Amazon had to temporarily shut down its site to add a new iPod pouch to its inventory.

    2. Re:we're doing it to ourselves by davidfbecker · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that it's physically impossible for them to add something to their store online without closing it down, but they do want to be able to focus on adding the new items without people buying other things. I know that they're Apple Computer company and that they're a huge corporation that can take it, but that's apparently just a part of their process for adding new items. What I'm saying is that we need to stop making such a huge freaking deal out of it when theres a new item, and that they can do whatever the crap they want to. Doesn't mean they should, just that they can.

    3. Re:we're doing it to ourselves by ScriptedReplay · · Score: 1
      ok, let me repeat that.
      What I'm saying is that we need to stop making such a huge freaking deal out of it when theres a new item, and that they can do whatever the crap they want to.

      yes, but why? You don't do random stupid stupid things just because you can when you're a big corporation. Downtime is bad, unless it has reason to be good. The reason is hype - you don't bring a site down even for hardware maintenance - you switch to the redundant servers and keep going. Things that do bring a site down should be really big - or are regarded as such by the vendor. It's a subtle psychological hook and, as you can see empyrically, it works. Couple that with a huge pic of the boombox's speakers on the main page when things are back and you've got a marketing strategy going full steam.
  27. Leather iPod case?? by inode_buddha · · Score: 0

    Just wait till the bondage/S-&-M types get hold of those... can you see a black iPod wearing chains and spikes with stiletto heels?

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    1. Re:Leather iPod case?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " [...] can you see a black iPod wearing chains and spikes with stiletto heels?"

      No.

  28. Re:Of course they are overhyped by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    The contract that you are referring to is one of the oddest ones I've heard about, though I don't make it my business to seek out the odd ones. I don't think that Apple Computer should be breaking its contracts, but I also don't think that the premise of that contract with that Apple Corp makes sense either, it was overly far reaching based on Beatles paranoia.

    It may very well be that the recent product launches is designed to provoke a lawsuit so the issue can be settled once and for all. I for one don't think that Apple computer's products infringe on Apple Corps products, and the same goes to their respective names and trademarks. With many or most trademark systems, it appears that it is legal to operate under similar or identical trademark names so long as they aren't in the same product category and don't use confusingly similar logos.

  29. El Duplicado, stupido by hellfire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This has got to be the biggest conspiracy over nothing that I have every seen. First, Slashdot posts a sensational post about how the new products at Apple are overhyped and links an article that doesn't over hype anything! Then Cnet comes out with an article saying it's over hyped which slashdot posts as well! Ten out of Ten points for getting lots of hits and comments but -1000000 points for lack of intelligence. I say what everyone else is saying... what hype?

    For a product to be overhyped I have to see it somewhere other than slashdot which does get a high bandwidth of users but does not have mainstream penetration.

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    "All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"

    1. Re:El Duplicado, stupido by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so you're an Apple fag boy... er... fan boy?

  30. It was good while it lasted by FishandChips · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, it's a fair charge. Fashion is fickle and every comment that the iPod phenomenon is turning tacky is a warning that no company can sit on its laurels for long. The iPod's leather posing pouch and the ghetto-blaster model are tacky, too.

    During 2006, it's quite likely we'll see an increasing number of articles saying the iPod thing is over. When every kid on the block is toting one, it's time to get rid of it and buy something reassuringly "exclusive" instead. Never underestimate snob appeal.

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    1. Re:It was good while it lasted by east+coast · · Score: 1

      When every kid on the block is toting one, it's time to get rid of it and buy something reassuringly "exclusive" instead.

      Acutally, I think it's the other way around. I recall when Walkmans came out you HAD to own a SONY Walkman but after the novelty/newness of the walkman wore off people were more than happy to buy off brand versions for 1/3 the price at Radio Shack.

      Maybe Archos will find a large marketplace yet.

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    2. Re:It was good while it lasted by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      Both yours and the GP's scenarios would lead to Apple gradually losing its dominance in the portable digital music player market.

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    3. Re:It was good while it lasted by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Both yours and the GP's scenarios would lead to Apple gradually losing its dominance in the portable digital music player market.

      To be honest I can't see it going any other way considering the size of their marketshare. The best they could do is maintain which would be near impossible.

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      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    4. Re:It was good while it lasted by dangitman · · Score: 1
      During 2006, it's quite likely we'll see an increasing number of articles saying the iPod thing is over.

      You mean, like we have every single year since the iPod was released? Who believes a word of articles written by industry pundits? they have an appalling track record. This is like saying that because everybody owns a car, the car days are over.

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      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    5. Re:It was good while it lasted by FishandChips · · Score: 1

      The articles won't be written by industry pundits whom no one outside of IT reads anyway, quite understandably in view of what most of them have to say. They will be written by lifestyle and fashion people, the same people who drove the adoption of the iPod in the first place among those who could afford one. Taking Apple's brand downmarket isn't necessarily good news for Apple. They are more likely to stick to the high ground and move on, letting other brands fight it out over the bargain counter in Chavco.

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      Las qué passoun
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    6. Re:It was good while it lasted by dangitman · · Score: 1
      They will be written by lifestyle and fashion people, the same people who drove the adoption of the iPod in the first place among those who could afford one.

      That's absolute nonsense. Lifestyle and fashion people were never the ones behind the success of the iPod. They were popular before any fashion people even got wind of it. the main reason that people buy iPods is that they work very well, and are a convenient way of managing music - not because they are fashionable. It's all about the music and seamless integration.

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    7. Re:It was good while it lasted by FishandChips · · Score: 1

      Nope, viral marketing, advertising, word of mouth kicked off by opinion-formers are not nonsense. They are highly effective. Sure the iPod is very good, but this topic isn't about that. It's whether sentiment is now turning to say the phenomenon is getting a little tacky. Imho, it is and in this sense the iPod is no different from any other fashion accessory. It may not have started as one or even been intended as one, but it became one. Show me some Apple advertising that says otherwise.

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    8. Re:It was good while it lasted by dangitman · · Score: 1
      It's whether sentiment is now turning to say the phenomenon is getting a little tacky. Imho, it is and in this sense the iPod is no different from any other fashion accessory.

      Huh? You were the one who said that fashion and lifestyle people were the ones responsible for the initial popularity of the iPod. But they were not. popularity was driven by early adopters - mostly Mac geeks, not fashion people.

      Also, the iPod is a music player, not a fashion accessory. Fashion accessories are things like earrings or shoes. Maybe the iPod is getting tacky - but that does not mean it is just a fashion accessory, or that fashion mavens had anything to do with the iPod's success. I don't kinow anybody who bought the iPod for any other reason than to play music. When it was on the rise, it was reviewed on computer and digital media sites, not Vogue magazine.

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  31. Apple stock only rises before the announcement... by kato · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wall St. Geek.com has some analysis up that shows that Apple stock rises before annoucements, but rarely keeps the momentum afterwards. In fact, after major announcements (including the original iPod), the stock sank. Here's the link.

  32. obligatory link by hclyff · · Score: 3, Funny
  33. UserFriendly state it perfectly... by advocate_one · · Score: 1

    here... enjoy the subtle dig...

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  34. How can you overhype a fashion product? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apple is all about fashion, image and looking cool. Hype is part of what makes the whole image.

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    1. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by pomo+monster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apple has never been about fashion, image, and looking cool.

      Apple is about style, design, and being cool. Get it right. (n.b. that's also the difference with Microsoft.)

    2. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by pomo+monster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Proof that Macs aren't made for fratboys.

    3. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. Macs are for elitest psuedo-intellectuals who are almost as stupid and annoying, but on the plus side they can't beat you up.

    4. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by pomo+monster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All trolling aside, Apple doesn't really do "hype." Apple's marketing and advertising tends to be understated, even demure, compared with any other company of its size. Hype is the opposite of cool. When you're cool, you don't need to hype yourself. Cool is staying restrained, while you let the media and your (rabid?) fanbase do the dirty work for you.

    5. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Hype makes things uncool pretty fast...

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    6. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      understated?

      think different campaign was understated? It's all hype.

      the current campaign with the sutherland voiceovers doesn't even have the product in the commercials.

      all they sell is hype in their campaigns.

      they don't even show ipods in ipod campaigns; they show cool silhouettes to pop music with a bit of edge to it. ALL THEY SELL IS HYPE YOU lame fucktard.

      my god.... how is it that you can suck so much cock and not get lockjaw? you must be an old pro.

    7. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      well, exactly why is apple cool? at the moment apple makes nothing but stock pcs with an eye-candy operating system and some overhyped mp3 players

      nothing cool about that, pal - just daisy rock guitars of the computer world

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    8. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      I guess Apple is "cool" at the moment because its long-running philosophy of design happens to align with current fashion. A certain tasteful set, however, have always considered Apple "cool," due to said philosophy of design. This is unlikely to change even after the iPod and licky-widgets fad is over.

    9. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      Hype, to me, is Microsoft prattling on and on about how revolutionary and exciting its newest shrink-wrapped turd is going to be--twelve months in advance--or, say, NBC sensationalizing the Olympics by changing its logo, running ads 24/7, and inventing "oh I've led a difficult life" stories around every event and athlete to appear onscreen for more than five seconds. Or even Apple's run-up to the iPod in 2001, when the company coyly encouraged speculation about some life-changing new product it was going to introduce by putting a countdown on its homepage.

      Hype is far, far from Apple's stock in trade. Apple deals in good taste. Hype is crass.

    10. Re:How can you overhype a fashion product? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Of course you're free to believe what you wish. The Apple I know releases premium priced premium product, has a solid if uninspiring implementation, adheres to the "Keep it simple" philosophy, and relies on consumer desire to move it's product.

      In your synopsis you forgot to add, "good product" to your laundry list. If the iPod were not a decent product, the 'hype' as you put it would have died out at Gen2; now we're all the way up to Gen5 iPod, plus the Shuffle, Nano, and Mini.

  35. Paging GN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you underestimate the importance of toast to we English.

    Er.. Is there a Grammar Nazi in the house?

    1. Re:Paging GN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe it's a spelling error and he was referring to little people.

    2. Re:Paging GN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so it may be technically incorrect. It depends on whether you are a prescriptivist or not. I am, however, in good company. Recognise this?

      We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he today that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now abed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here; And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us...

      I don't think it would be quite as nice written as "We few, we happy few, us band of brothers...", do you?

    3. Re:Paging GN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers..."?

    4. Re:Paging GN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's wrong with "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers..."?

      I think the point is that nothing is wrong with it, or more precisely, that if there is something ungrammatical about the turn of phrase "we English" used in the above post that started all of this, then it also applies to the "band of brothers" speech from Henry V. Of course, one could argue that the differences between Elizabethan English and the language as it is written today make Shakespeare a poor standard for the "correctness" in today's English. That being said, I personally think "we English,", "we happy few," and the like are perfectly acceptable, and sound better to my ear than if "us" were substituted for "we," which I guess is what the Grammar Nazi is advocating. I don't see any problem with the phrasing though, and I don't think it is an American English/British English issue either, as the U.S. Constitution begins with the phrase, "We the people..."

    5. Re:Paging GN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shakespeare's usage is correct. "we english" as used by the original poster is incorrect. Go back to school.

    6. Re:Paging GN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you talking about? "We the people..." is grammatically fine.

      On the other hand, "We few, we happy, us band of brothers..." is absolutely, 100% wrong, as is "...to we English."

      If you would only learn your grammar, we Slashdotters would be greatly gratified. You would be doing us literates a favor.

  36. Hey, CNET, we have some cool new products! by Expert+Determination · · Score: 4, Funny
    CNET: Cool, eh? Just how cool?
    Apple: Really cool!
    CNET: Are you sure?
    Apple: Well, maybe not really, really cool, but still quite cool.
    CNET: Just 'quite' cool you say?
    Apple: Not just quite cool - pretty cool.
    CNET: 'Pretty' cool? Nah! We're not interested. Who wants to report stories about stuff that's just pretty cool? We're CNET. We only report the coolest of the cool dude!
    Apple: OK, OK. They're actually really cool.
    CNET: Great, we'll be there for the announcement.

    3 hours later...

    CNET: Hey! You lied! You said that stuff was really cool but it was just pretty cool. We wasted expensive web site space on 'pretty cool'! What kind of lame ass web site do you take us for?
    Apple: Um...well...we tried to tell you...

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  37. UserFriendly is for fags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bitch

  38. Amazing features? by NekoXP · · Score: 1

    What Amazing Features are in the new Mac Mini?

    It has Exactly The Same features, just some extra ports on the back and an Apple remote (which you can buy anyway..)

  39. Re:First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, this is so sad.

    Why is everyone so jealous that Aple is the bestest and inovativestest company in the universe?

    I mean come on! They invented the mp3-player, they produce the wrold's most powerful personal-computer (using the new bestest Intel-processors), and they are overall very modest about it.

    They never use dirty tricks like product-placement (or can you remember seeing a iPod casually displayed in Blade III?) or blog-astroturfing (all Mac-sites are of course completely independent business entities operated by fans, not, as some evil sources and whois-info on the domainnames claim, run by Apples PR-department).

    o, the only thing they can actually be accused of is that they are actually guilty of doing not enough promotion for their products. I think the iPod would have sold even better if there would have been a bit of a campaign for it.

  40. investors not happy by psycln · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Investors aren't happy about this.

    1. Re:investors not happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Investors aren't happy about this.

      Investors who are shorting AAPL are happy about this.

  41. Even worse, this is almost a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Didn't we already have this conversation for a very similar article? The C|Net columnist is probably just a Slashdot reader who paraphrased everything that was said on the forum last time around and handed it to his editor.

    1. Re:Even worse, this is almost a dupe by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Paraphrasing everything said in /. would get one fired.

  42. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and in other other news Windows is STILL for pedophiles.

  43. Re:Amazing features - Yes by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Informative

    1. Gigabit ethernet (*usually* unheard of on a product of this size and price - yes, yes, yes, I'm sure you'll come up with examples of other computers that have GigE, but none will be that size *and* price category)

    2. The Apple Remote can't be used without IR, which the old mini didn't have (nor did it have Front Row, and yes, that's just software, but still, Front Row can't be "officially" added to a computer without it without hacking it, and even then, technically "pirating" it - and you still have no way to control it via IR without adding third party products like an IR receiver)

    3. The ability to play 1080-line HD (which the previous mini didn't have the horsepower to do), which is a huge step toward, oh, I don't know, using it as an HD media center

    4. Optical S/PDIF audio input and output (huge addition - previous mini did not have)

    5. The ability to actually do sharing with Front Row of music, photos, and video from other computers on the local network (a big functional improvement and almost a necessity for a "media center")

    6. Less important: the fact that it has a dual core processor in a 6.5"x6.5"x2" form factor, the addition or 802.11a, and Intel HD Audio

    So yes, it's a mini with amazing features, by most estimations. If *you* don't like it (and I'm not saying you do or don't), fine - don't get one. But that doesn't change the fact that it has an array of new features that make it dramatically more useful as a media center than it was before).

  44. apple is the new star wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    over expectations by unrealistic idiots kills it.

  45. Re:NO WAY!!! by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1

    Except that the "megahertz myth" is correct in relation to Intel's Pentium 4 design.

    Intel itself had to backpedal hard on that. After all, NONE of the current Intel processor line are marketed by clock speed, but by their new model naming scheme. After all, customers would be scratching their head with the "current" processor releases that perform better, but have a lower clock speed than the previous generation.

  46. Apple? by Trogre · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Overhype?

    Never!

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  47. Re:first poust by cosmo_the_third · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Unbelievable. You didn't even spell "post" right. Nor did you get the first post. Simply stunning.

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  48. Even more basic than that by typical · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It should be even more basic than that.

    'Jobs' announcement of a new leather case for the iPod was especially ridiculous. Like the queen announcing a new toaster in Buckingham Palace. It seemed odd that Jobs was troubling himself to introduce fashion accessories to Apple's products.

    Think about it.

    A marketer tried to get the best currently-new offering from a company to sell better.

    It's the exact same thing that any marketer, anywhere around the world would do.

    If you watch QVC, you can see salesmen doing the same deal for thing after thing, time after time. ("This ball of twine is the most amazing, lifechanging thing ever!")

    It's just good business. Apple isn't going to churn out something like the introduction of the Apple, the Macintosh, or the iPod every year. Matter of fact, if you count those lines, they've been managing better than one lucrative industry-changing product line a decade, which is pretty damn good.

    The only unusual thing is that some Mac users seem to take a polling approach instead of a event-triggered approach to being notified about new Apple products (which means that sometimes, there isn't much there).

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  49. I for one... by M0b1u5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new over-hyped overlords.

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  50. What it sounds like to me by Elfich47 · · Score: 1

    What it sound like to me is that some other product got yanked out of the presentation at the last minute and that was put in its place. Steve Jobs is known to be a stickler for having things correct for those presentations. Maybe something didn't work right, got yanked and replaced with a second stringer that was on stand by (it was going to be introduced and sold anyway, it just wasn't going to get the dog and pony show to go with it).

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  51. Re:Amazing features - Yes by NekoXP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those features are ten a penny on every PC these days.

    You could say that the Mac Mini was underpowered in it's original incarnation. It's not like they COULDN'T have had these features (HD movie playback is a chipset support issue; Core Duo can't do it on it's own, either) on a PowerPC Mac Mini that size, they certainly had the Northbridge for it in the G4 Macs and PowerBooks.

    Saying that the "Mac Mini has amazing features for it's size" is really just totally underestimating what you can do with technology these days. If you get rid of the PCI slots on your average PC board and solder the CPU down, you can get all those features in a board that size. Nano ITX is stark proof of this kind of miniaturisation.

    Perhaps working for a company that designs solutions like that, I am jaded and cynical and simply unamazed at these obviously life-changing things Apple have put into this new box?

    Or maybe in actual fact.. they just aren't amazing. I rest my case.

  52. Error in line 3 by Unski · · Score: 3, Funny

    slashdotc: warning: jokes.AustinPowers.frickinlaserbeam() in slashdot.groupthink has been deprecated.

  53. Herding consumers by typical · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You start hyping. You have to make sure that your customers know that YOUR, and only YOUR accessories offer the value they're looking for. You NEED those earplugs, because they're original and without, the iPod is no longer cool. You NEED our case because only with it, you show the world that you have the original and only then you are part of the family.

    Apple may be pretty good at herding consumers, but they're absolutely nothing compared to, say, De Beers. De Beers created the diamond ring as a cultural item less than a hundred years ago. Now, you have to give your lady love a diamond ring -- no alternatives.

    The story I linked to is pretty interesting -- if you have a couple minutes, it's a worthwhile read.

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    1. Re:Herding consumers by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Now, you have to give your lady love a diamond ring -- no alternatives.

      I don't think so. Many women specifically don't want diamonds, and would be offended by buying a DeBeers product, because of the history of slave labor and exploitation. Plus, many other gems are more attractive and appealing than a diamond. Some women would think a diamond was such an unoriginal cliche as to be not worthy of respect.

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    2. Re:Herding consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many women specifically don't want diamonds, and would be offended by buying a DeBeers product

      One in a hundred, or probably less. Far more common (probably by an order of magnitude) is the woman who would refuse to marry a man who didn't get them a diamond ring of acceptable size.

      This diamond fetish is ingrained into girls even before they enter puberty. Most successful marketing campaign ever.

    3. Re:Herding consumers by dangitman · · Score: 1
      One in a hundred, or probably less. Far more common (probably by an order of magnitude) is the woman who would refuse to marry a man who didn't get them a diamond ring of acceptable size.

      Who would want to go out with such a superficial woman? If the women you are meeting are trained "before puberty" to want diamonds, maybe you should look for a better class of woman? Someone who has such shit ingrained is not worth marrying/ Do you want to marry a psycho?

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    4. Re:Herding consumers by willisbueller · · Score: 1

      Hilarious.
      Dude, just think back to high school. Every chick I knew was up in arms if their friends were getting better presents from their respective boyfriends. Girls with diamonds of course, won the contest.

      I think every girl I've ever dated has said 'diamonds are stupid', but then they'd go ballastic with envy when someone they know got a giant diamond engagement ring.

    5. Re:Herding consumers by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Things weren't that way at my high school.

      I think every girl I've ever dated has said 'diamonds are stupid', but then they'd go ballastic with envy when someone they know got a giant diamond engagement ring.

      Like I said, don't date psychos.

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    6. Re:Herding consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... you're gay?

    7. Re:Herding consumers by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      There's plenty of women out there who don't lose their shit when someone announces that there's a sale on Manolo Blahniks or whatever they are called.

      A lot of girls don't get into those stupid contests, like a lot of guys don't get into contests about largest, stupidest, fastest car.

    8. Re:Herding consumers by CarrotLord · · Score: 1

      This article was interesting, but then I read: "By the mid-1980s, the avalanche of Australian diamonds will be pouring onto the market."

      It would be good to read something more recent, perhaps? Obviously, diamonds are still forever, and this avalanche of Australian diamonds didn't kill the market entirely. What happenned?

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    9. Re:Herding consumers by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      It never happened that's what happened, De Beers killed it with blood diamond marketing tactics, and practically holding jewelers at gunpoint to prevent them from being sold. Not a shock from a cartel

      As it is now, there are wonderful new and extremely cheap techniques to make prefect artificially grown diamonds. But the inventors are so scared by De Beers who have sent death threats already (of course not traceable to De Beers themselves), that no one will sell them and you have to practically be underground to get your hands on them.

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  54. Re:Amazing features - Yes by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Informative
    Yes, but - 'amazing'?

    I just looked up the word, and it said: "inspiring awe or admiration or wonder"

    Basically the new features are "we added some new but scarcely amazing features but most importantly, still managed to get it in the same size box".

    Then again, another definition was 'overused as a hyperbole for "good."'

  55. Re:Apple stock only rises before the announcement. by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    This happens a lot. Not just with Apple. People say the strategy is to "buy on the rumor, sell on the news." Of course, the article to posted also has a few incidents where the stock was up long after the news and down before it. I don't have earnnigs tables and charts handy but its possible that MacCon or whatever isn't the only influence on the stock.

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  56. 1:Warning by Unski · · Score: 3, Funny

    warning: [deprecation] IForOne() in Slashdot.GroupThink.Jokes has been deprecated.

    1. Re:1:Warning by rk · · Score: 1

      I'm beginning to see the problem with all the old jokes still getting posted.

      There's multiple namespaces for them and it's really confusing. I really think we would be better served with a single GroupThink module, and we should make a Slashdot.GroupThink module. But we shouldn't make Slashdot.GroupThink a subclass of GroupThink. If we apply the strategy pattern we...

      Exception: OverdesignedJokeError in line 5, near "apply the strategy pattern".

  57. Re:Amazing features - Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nano ITX.. yes. What do you get with nano itx? A 1gz VIA process, 2 usb ports, 100mb network, minimal sound, minimal video. How much does this cost? $350-$400 (yes those 8 layer boards arnt cheap) for the motherboard alone. No hard drive, no wireless, no ram, no case. Build me a nano itx computer that compares to the mac minis for anywhere near the price. I will buy 1000.

    I rest my case.

    http://search.ebay.com/Nano-ITX

  58. Obligatory reminder: by Artifex · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Slashdot coverage of the iPod.

    from the well-thats-not-very-exciting dept.

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    1. Re:Obligatory reminder: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on dude, give credit where it's due, and point out how it was "taco" that was so fucking wrong on this one that it's not funny. If we call Bill Gates on his bullshit, we should call Fucktard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HCmdrTaco on his bullshit too.

    2. Re:Obligatory reminder: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the well-thats-not-very-exciting dept.
      And as of today all that stuff is still very true.

    3. Re:Obligatory reminder: by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 1

      From the "Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose" department:

      This comment could have just as easily belonged in this thread, today. It's certainly the same topic as TPA.

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  59. The Press Invitation Said "Fun New Products" by John_Booty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Overhyped? Hmmm. The press invitations specifically mentioned that Apple would be introducing some "fun new products". Fun new products. Roll that phrase around in your mind for a little bit. Fun new products.

    Does that sound like an earthshaking announcement to you? Like Apple was going to introduce OS XI or make a "fuck Intel; we're using Cell processors now" kind of announcement?

    If so, you're nuts. I was expecting some iPod-related announcements, perhaps the fabled "Video iPod" (yawn) at most and some capacity bumps at the least. I'd say their product announcements fell right in the middle of that modest spectrum.

    It's true that Apple created some hype by not issuing any hints about the products they'd be introducing. Most of those journalists would have stayed at home if you told them in advance that they'd be introducing a new Mini, a leather slipcover, and a boombox. But hey, I can't really blame a company for wanting to create excitement about their products. That's called capitalism, folks. What Apple really did was capitalize on the press and public's fascination with Apple. They simply allowed the press and public to create the hype for them.

    So was Apple cannily trying to promote and sell some product? Sure. Did Apple themselves overhype the event? I would say absolutely not.

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    1. Re:The Press Invitation Said "Fun New Products" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that Apple is notorious for understating their own announcements (the casual and infamous 'one more thing' line comes to mind). So whatever they say will inevitably cause a great deal of expectation. Sort of like the inverse of the boy who cried wolves.

  60. Re:Amazing features - Yes by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those features are ten a penny on every PC these days.

    You have a PC that runs FrontRow? Do tell!

    -jcr

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  61. Regarding the Hi-Fi... by ponos · · Score: 2, Informative
    I was disappointed with the Hi-Fi specs but, to be honest, this is for MP3s, not SACD or DVD-audio. Typical 128Kbps compression has a high cutoff point close to the 16KHz that the Hi-Fi can do. Furthermore, this is a +/- 3dB response curve reported for the Hi-Fi (most people would have great difficulty hearing a 3dB drop in the high range). I would assume that the speakers can actually reach 20KHz with a ~5-7dB drop that is OK for everyday listening. Most disturbing is the very high price. I'm pretty sure that less stylish speakers from Creative can outperform the Hi-Fi for less than 300$. (then again, nobody would be impressed by a Creative loudspeaker set in your living room...)

    P.

  62. These products didn't deserve a CEO press event! by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apple overhyped this "launch" because they launched them with a CEO-hosted press event.
    What company needs a CEO-hosted press event to announce a boom box?
    Or leather case? Or computer upgrade?
    Seriously, when's the last time a company held a press event to announce a boom box?
    Apple has themselves to blame. They could've introduced these products without the fanfare, just like any other company.

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  63. Not any case!!! by Klanglor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    now now! lets face the fact! its no over-hyped. just pur marketting. its not any leather case, its a apple leather case annouced by Mr. Job. if it didn't came out of the mouth of Mr. Job. who the hell in the right mind would buy a 100$ case for a 300$ ipod? i would probly get a cheap 20$ one and save the 80 buck for my ipod upgrade. Now with Mr. Job's sceal of approval at the conference, its like cK initial's on a pair of boxers. its Fashion! you can sell boxers for 100$ even if they don't cost more than 5$ to make. and that the competition are more that willing to sell them at 20$ with 300% markup ;)

  64. Cnet by eZtreme · · Score: 1

    I accuse Cnet of writing crappy articles. But besides, when Steve announced the leather case, he also announced 4 other products, like the mini with Intel cpu. So what's the big deal?

  65. Steve's sneaky by TRRosen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone wondering if the disappointment in this announcement is just what Steve wanted. The hype has gotten so big around Steve's announcements latley the only way he could suprise anyone is to announce a new product by showing up unannounced at a random apple store and giving them away. Reducing the expectations would make easier to Steve to wow everyone with the unexpected.

  66. Stupid by XMilkProject · · Score: 0, Troll

    For starters, Apple didn't hype anything. Second, the Apple products that were released, are IMHO far more important than any new ipod or tablet would have been, they deserved hype. All these Apple-Fan boys are just too stupid to realize the importance of the new Mac Mini products.

    They symbolize Apple moving into Microsofts Media center territory, and are probably the most important announcment since the first iPod.

    And Yes, I bought the core duo mac Mini the opening day. I've got it here at the house. I was impressed with how easily It hooked up to my HD Television, but must say that I'm disappointed at how crappy the software is. This is the first OSX machine i've owned, and I expected it to not be so painfully slow, given that they advertise a huge speed increase with these Intel chips. I also expected it to have basic functionality for keyboard shortcuts. Heck I couldn't even close an alert dialog or tab between the 'Yes/No' buttons without using the mouse.

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    1. Re:Stupid by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      IIRC, there's an option "Enable full keyboard navigation" under Keyboard in System Preferences.

    2. Re:Stupid by jcr · · Score: 1

      They symbolize Apple moving into Microsofts Media center territory, and are probably the most important announcment since the first iPod.

      That's not Microsoft's territory. MS tried, but today it's still Sony, TiVo, and many other consumer electronics companies' territory.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Stupid by topham · · Score: 1

      There are settings to effect the use of the keyboard and tabbing between controls.

      Don't judge it too harshly based solely on your ignorance. (not intended as insult). I bought a Mac a couple years ago, specificly a G5 1.6Ghz. It is a good system and I use it daily for anything not related to my job. The difference in speed between the G5 and my Pentium 4 really isn't that drastic for most things. What is noticable is the difference in GUI response. The Mac does not respond in the same manner as Windows to mouse-clicks and events, this can take some getting used to. Particularly the mouse acceleration. It isn't that it is slow, its that it is different.

      I now have an iMac core duo (17") as well. The machine is fast, but the operating system seems to have a few quirks in it, and can sometimes be unresponsive in an odd-way. I think it is fairly obvious there are some bugs to work out in the Intel version of Tiger, but it is very stable.

    4. Re:Stupid by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      Try pressing command (apple) N for NO and command Y for YES, command period for cancel.

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    5. Re:Stupid by XMilkProject · · Score: 1

      Don't judge it too harshly based solely on your ignorance. (not intended as insult).

      Not taken as an insult, as I certainly am ignorant of this operating system. I primarily use Linux and Windows. I agree with your comment about the GUI response, it seems the design of the rendering system is such that a little more cpu work is involved for simple tasks (i.e. moving a window) than is the case with other windowing systems. I heard once that the windowing system was based on postscript rendering... Is this really the case? If so, I can see how that could be very benefitial in matching screen to print, but could account for speed issues.

      I figured out why it was moving so slowly... It seems FrontRow stays running all the time unless I forcefully quit it, and it'll hog 90% of the CPU time. I admit I'm still trying to figure out the model that is in use for exiting a program... I can't for the life of me figure out why the close button on a window doesn't exit the program, and what makes it any different than the minimize button... Seems to be different for each application.

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  67. Re:first poust by vocaro · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    You didn't even spell "post" right.

    Uh, you didn't even spell your sig right.

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  68. more proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    replying to trolls is gay. you reply to trolls, ergo, you are gay.

  69. Re:Amazing features - Yes by NekoXP · · Score: 1

    When someone other than Via gets their mits to it, you'll see the same cool stuff as happened with MiniITX - who wants a Via chip? Nobody.

    But a Pentium M MiniITX board would kick ass. And does. They're around somewhere.

    It's about engineering it into a small space. Mac Mini was not "amazing" to get that small in the first place, putting an Intel chip in a space that small is not "amazing" either.

  70. Re:first poust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was on purpose. I'm not sure if Slashdot has code for filtering "first posts".

  71. I said it before, but by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll say it again. IT is very much like the fashion industry ("XML! It's so modern! It's so now! It's so you!"). Or the US auto industry of the 50's which sold crap but had cool tail fins. Though I must add that most Apple products, while not perfect, are not crap. But they do understand how design and fashion drive consumer retail and technology much better than any other player out there right now.

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  72. Re:Amazing features - Yes by NekoXP · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows Media Center edition?

    I actually run PowerCinema. It does more than Front Row in much the same way.

  73. Yes, overhyped! by mlewan · · Score: 1

    Overhyped or not, it's not just CNet who thinks it was. There is also the ever so well informed Joy of Tech.

  74. Re:Amazing features - Yes by jcr · · Score: 1, Troll

    Windows Media Center edition?

    Not even close.

    -jcr

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  75. who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time apple wipes it's ass people clap. who the fuck cares? not me you fuckers.

  76. Welcome to the media cycle by ChePibe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The media's job in two steps:

    1) Create false expectations

    2) Pounce on those who fail to live up to its created expectations

    I guess Apple's just getting what governments have enjoyed for all these years...

  77. Re:Mac: the computer for people with too much mone by dangitman · · Score: 1

    Why is running Photoshop not "real work"? And you do realize that Macs are huge in scientific computing (solving real problems) don't you?

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  78. Re:Amazing features - Yes by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Saying that the "Mac Mini has amazing features for it's size" is really just totally underestimating what you can do with technology these days. If you get rid of the PCI slots on your average PC board and solder the CPU down, you can get all those features in a board that size. Nano ITX is stark proof of this kind of miniaturisation.

    You make a good point. The problem is that only Apple seems to be actually selling something that works out of the box. Sure I could get a Linux box (maybe a Shuttle?), with MythTV, but that would need some technical know how. I could get a TiVO, but I can only use that as a PVR and nothing else. I could use Windows, but I want a Mac.

    Yes, its probably not amazing, but it certainly offers a nice alternative to what else is on the market. If you know of any current equivalents of the Mac mini, or upcoming products then please mention them. I am more interested in stuff which is ready out of the box for the non-computer people.

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  79. Re:first poust by cosmo_the_third · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's spelled correctly. I just didn't punctuate it correctly. Duh.

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  80. Re:First by Valdoran · · Score: 1

    Troll? Funny. And to the point.

    Some people...

  81. Oblig. Onion 5 Blade Post by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Oblig. Onion 5 Blade Post by rdoger6424 · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Oblig. Onion 5 Blade Post by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1
      I've never read that one. That was awesome!

      I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!
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    3. Re:Oblig. Onion 5 Blade Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, but can the people who cut themselves on the blade on back sue Gillette? *blinks several times* Hold on, I think I'll leave while I'm still sane...

  82. Re:Herding consumers ... reality check by pbhj · · Score: 1

    >>> "Many women specifically don't want diamonds"

    I think you meant "some women say they 'dont want diamonds'"!?

  83. Leather? I thought Jobs was a pescetarian! by __aaijsn7246 · · Score: 1

    I heard he was a fruitarian during his early days as well..

    1. Re:Leather? I thought Jobs was a pescetarian! by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Maybe it's made of fish leather. Or possibly right-wing cows.

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  84. This prediction is sweet, too by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Raise your hand if you have iTunes ...
    Raise your hand if you have a FireWire port ...
    Raise your hand if you have both ...
    Raise your hand if you have $400 to spend on a cute Apple device ...
    There is Apple's market. Pretty slim, eh? I don't see many sales in the future of iPod.

    Another /. visionary. Taken from http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=22940&ci d=2467504

  85. Oh, wow. by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1
    Dude. Thank you for that reminder. I actually now remember having read that at the time, and it all sounded reasonable, including posts like this one. Notice that even the dude replying to defend Apple doesn't disagree that it won't get a huge market share.

    Time gives a whole new perspective to things, doesn't it?

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  86. Re:Mac: the computer for people with too much mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the console manufacturers ought to parody them... "What is a PowerPC processor doing in a gaming console? Things Macs could never do!"

  87. To talk about something really important... by Swift2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    rather than a CNET editor's overinflated idea of him or herself, let's expand more on the razor phenom. To whit: I don't know how many of you remember the first stainless steel razor. It was called the Wilkinson, it came from England, and because it was stainless, I could use it for maybe two weeks per. Okay, my beard was lighter back then, too. It was great, and it put Gilette Blue Blades out of business. Within a decade, the razor wars began. The trick they played: giving away the razor, and selling you the blades. The Blue Blades were maybe .25 a pack. The Wilkinsons were around a dollar. Then there were two blades. They cut closer, but they don't last as long. Price of a package: four or five bucks when introduced. Now, they're up to FIVE, and going. But now, with five blades, I know it only works the way it's supposed to for two or three days, and a pack is over ten bucks! All of this made me do something I always said I never would: I bought an electric razor. Sure, it was about 50 bucks, but it's good for two, three years. Oil it and replace the blade about once a year. The razor companies need to learn a new trick when keeping their free razor in blades costs more than an electric that doesn't need perpetual refilling. There's a lesson in there for all corporations, including Apple, and the stupid tech tabloid, CNET.

    1. Re:To talk about something really important... by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to say that Apple is losing money on their iPod "razor"? The whole iPod and iTunes product line is a cash cow for Apple. There really isn't a parallel here as I see it.

    2. Re:To talk about something really important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the 'lectric shavers have become copycats or owned by the blade companies. Now shavers should be cleaned in "special solutions" that cost a fortune. First Braun, then Norelco. You used to be able to buy a norelco that you could rinse under the faucet. Now you can't. You should use the "recommended cleaner." Everyone comes up with a gimic. Me, I buy the top end razor without the cleaning base and use iso prop and a bit of remington shavers spray solution. Or, I could spend the 15 bucks a month on liquid.

    3. Re:To talk about something really important... by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      No, iTunes and the iPod are the opposite of the razor model, I think. They don't give away the iPod so you'll buy lots of tunes, but the opposite. I'm sure Jobs would sell the tunes as low as the labels and the costs of the servers and bandwidth allowed, even to taking a slight loss. The point is to sell 12 million iPods in a quarter. The tunes? Well, it gets people in the door. My long boring monologue about the razors/blades thing was a warning to every retailer who tries it -- like the inkjet people: the point is to sell ink. I've gone through dual, and then triple blades. I forget how many they're trying to sell now. But each time the companies introduce a new format, you need different blades, and only that brand. You can't carry that on forever. Eventually, when a couple of weeks' worth is $10-$12, they've just made it more economical to use an electric. I'd still prefer a good razor, but the marketing is just too much. Apple's been able to keep developing the razor (iPod) to a higher and higher level. The blades (songs) remain, and in fact, a lot of them are ripped (and taken from the net), so Apple's a lot more interested in iPods than Gillette is in razors.

  88. There's no thing as "too far" in fashion by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    We're talking fashion gadgets here. That's something you sell only, by default, by creating a market for it. Because essentially, there is none.

    You don't need Gucci shoes. The vanilla ones you get are just as good. Even if they're half as good, you could buy two pairs (or more) for the price of a pair of Guccis. But you need Gucci 'cause you want to show your sense of fashion.

    Are they "better"? Do they look "better"? Be objective. Are they in any way superior to ordinary shoes? Probably not. But they are from a famous designer. The brand is well known and people who know their fashion will identify them, they will consider you to be someone with a similar sense of fashion and will respect you. Not for what you are, but for what you wear.

    Silly? Maybe. Personally, I'm compelled to say yes. I'd prefer to be known and respected for what I do and who I am. Not for what I can afford to "waste" my money.

    It's a peacock thing. Show off that you can waste resources without worrying.

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  89. incredible by zpok · · Score: 1

    It's so much fun, I hope they do this more. You know, announce fun new products. Then we can see everyone go crazy (yey, FTL or cold fusion, what do you think?). Oh, and you know what, you can also check their stock prices!!!!!!
    God, what fun we have.

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  90. Marketing Can Be Another Name For Over-Hype by chromozone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A leather case for 100 USD can add up to some serious profit (my Samsung mp3 player cost 88 USD). What would it cost to make and ship a zillion of those buggers? What is the return rate for failed components? I can't blame Apple even though I dont like the way media fawns over anything Apple does. I have seen Apple on major US news magazine covers twice, and cant remember seeing another makers computer on the cover of Time like I saw the iMac (the one that looked like a lamp).

    There is a lot of expectation and focus on Apple now since people are waiting for the Intel iBooks and such. So Jobs and Apple ran with that. I can't blame Apple. Look at all the exposure they got when the Nanos scratched easy. Media loves to follow Jobs and Apple. I can't ever find a compelling reason to buy any of their products (they make great stuff but always come with a kick in the shins since th9ings are either too expensive or missing features) but I like their attempts at innovation.

    Now CNET is a place that REALLY generates more heat than light!

  91. Re:Amazing features - Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't dual core.

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  93. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new overhyped iMasters.

  94. Apple people eat it up by christoscamaro · · Score: 1

    I've used (and like) both Linux and Osx, although the people who tend to use these OS'es froth at the mouth over them.

    OSX IS THE BEST! I LOVE YOU APPLE!!!!!!

    LINUX ROCKS! SCREW YOU WINDOWS DUMMY USERS!!

    Apple im sure knows this. Sure it's just a leather Ipod case, but IT'S APPLE!!!! YAYA!!~!! *dances*

    I think I stick with Windows mainly because I'm scared of the the users of the alternative operating systems. I don't want people to think im some freak product patriotic nutjob.

    1. Re:Apple people eat it up by zpok · · Score: 1

      That's right, let yourself be defined by what you use. Do tell what other things you stick to for fear of what others think about you. And do tell what specialized blogs with weird crowds you visit to come to that opinion.

      Sorry, just had to write that. IMO what's worse than stupid is people taking total enthousiasts so serious. They don't deserve the attention, not positively nor negatively. If people froth at the mouth, smile, wave and find a better place to be. Enthousiasm can be obnoxious, but almost every otherwise sane person has his/her area of stupidity. For some it's computers, even down to the OS, for others it's cars, cats, model trains, pigeons, fashion, ...

      And if you think weirdness is reserved strictly (or even largely, or even moderately) to the Linux/Apple crowd you obviously haven't looked at die hard windows fans closely. And they are out there in numbers. However, they're as easily ignored as Apple/linux fans.

      I know my area of weirdness, it's OS's in general. I tend to be enthousiastic (really silly even) to most things Apple, but if I see something good in Windows, you can see me smile goofily just as easy. Does that make me sane?

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  95. Re:Mod Parent down by Macrat · · Score: 1

    There is nothing informative about this post.

    There was no advertising, marketing or PR involved.

    A simple note was sent to the press to come see some "fun" new products.

  96. This is stupid by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

    Apple didnt create the hype - numbnuts like you guys and other tech blogs did. All Apple said is that they were making announcement.

    And nice Straw Man-like fallicy of ignoring the superstar of the announcement -a new intel based desktop computer configured for easy use of enternament media. If all you heard was a leather case then then you are the one with a problem, not Apple.

  97. CmdrTaco: Ipod "Lame" by Black-Man · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hmmm... who is the "lame" one here?

  98. Well, the whole tihng is just typical of Apple by biglig2 · · Score: 1

    They're so up themselves, they've started overhyping things in secret! I mean, diabolical.

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  99. iPod hi fi "weak"? by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    No. Weak is the JBL On Stage which, along with sounding like a GE Super Radio, version 1 was a complete piece of crap which shorted out and caused numerous complaints... or maybe the Bose Sound Dock which for $300 you get another piece of crap sounding iPod speaker system.... or of course there is iHome... which again sounds as good as a $30 GE Super Radio but sells for $100.

    Apple knows exactly what its getting into. Not too hard to trump the competition here.

  100. Re:Toast Racks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, toast racks are vital--the British don't believe in hot or cold food. Everything has to be room temperature. (I've actually seen unrefrigerated soft drinks as "cold drinks." And of course, there's no ice.)

    I know, I know--it's retailiation to what us Merkins do to tea.

  101. Leather by certsoft · · Score: 1

    Maybe Steve is just really into leather.

  102. Re:Toast Racks! by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Funny
    he British don't believe in hot or cold food.

    But they sure believe in hot and cold water - always out of separate taps in the handbasin in the loo - it's gotta be a law or something.

  103. Vicimization by supabeast! · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Is Apple a victim of its own success?"

    Apple isn't a victim of anything - the people in charge are just full of themselves. Being able to even stay in business selling computers at margins three to four times the industry average made Jobs and co. arrogant enough to assume that consumers are so stupid they'll pay $99 for a cheap leather iPod case with a design that completely counters the excellent design of the iPod itself.

    Of course, this might actually not be a bad strategy. The Republican party managed to take control of the USA by insulting the entire nations intelligence, so maybe Apple can make even more money by doing the same.

  104. Re:These products didn't deserve a CEO press event by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The invite list was really small. The event was held in Apple's cafeteria! There was no over-hype here. Just having the CEO announce it doesn't hype anything--Steve Jobs isn't just an ordinary CEO, he's Apple's main orator, and of course he'll announce these things. This small press event was held to get the new products into the news, but that's not hype.

    Apple DID announce these without their usual fanfare. These goofy press people were buying into Thinksecret and Appleinsider's rumors.

    When will people realize these rumors sites are hurting Apple? This isn't the first time in the last six months that all the rumor sites said one thing, and Apple fell short (dual-core G5s, which ended up coming out much later).

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  105. Leather case by kuzb · · Score: 1

    Speaking of the leather case (which was a good idea, but...) have you seen the PRICE on it? Jesus. What did they do with this thing to make it $100? Inlay it with diamonds? I almost got one of these for my iPod until I saw the ridiculous pricing. What is funnier, is that the case for the nano (which we would assume would be smaller, and use less material) is the SAME price as the one for the iPod 60gb.

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  106. a little slashback by expressovi · · Score: 1

    Apple is a normal company. Why does the public constantly expect them to do the impossible? I think over history, Apple has shown with some regularity that they can pull "the impossible" out of their hat. Now with Jobs and NeXT genes on board, that sense is even more intense. Whether Apple's products are brilliant successes or bizarrely interesting failures, nobody can deny that what they're doing as a rule seems more interesting that what Dell/Gateway/Microsoft et al are ever doing. And occasionally (Macintosh, NeXT, Newton, iMac) Apple/NeXT have done things that were completely mind-blowing and heretofore impossible. I'm speaking as a longtime PC owner and Linux, not a Mac owner (though I do love my Newton)-- I have a healthy respect for the real innovation Apple has brought to the industry (compare to Microsoft's "innovation"...) and I have trouble understanding why Slashot users are such haters when it comes to Apple and Steve Jobs. posted by: aussersterne

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  107. Will Jobs invite Cnet next time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something tells me Jobs won't be inviting Cnet to the next announcement. If he doesn't invite 'em it'll show me what a nazi he is.

    Anyway, i agree with Cnet .. you dont need a press conference to announce a leather case.

    That said, I honestly could care less either which way.

  108. The jokes on him ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    The columnist at CNET is talking about it, that's free publicity. If it was really uninteresting, he wouldn't had bothered tapping any keys about it.

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  109. Re:a little slashback -- Top Ten Slashdot OS's by rmpotter · · Score: 1

    Slashdot readers are not "such haters when it comes to Apple and Steve Jobs". There is a distinct pecking order of companines and OS's. Apple is not at the top, of course, but they are no where near the bottom. Here is a tentative top 10 list of Slashot OS preferences :-)

    1 Linux (all distro's with RedHat near the bottom)
    2 Apple (on Mon, Wed and Fri)
    3 BSD (on Tues, Thurs, and Sat)
    4 Palm OS ('cause i have no idea)
    5 Amiga ('cause it was way ahead of its time)
    6 BeOS (see above)
    7 C64 ('cause it can run a web server)
    8 OS/2 (floats around the list depending on who nice IBM has behaved in a given month)
    9 CP/M ('cause it's not Windows)
    10 Windows (all flavours of Windows are generally grouped together from Win 3.1 to Server 2003. They all bluescreen as soon as they are powered up)

    On a slightly more serious note, it has ALWAYS astounded me that Apple enjoyed so much love for maintaining total control over hardware, software and distribution. Unlike MS, Apple is free to bundle and package their products any way they see fit. As long as both companies pay their taxes and avoid paying bribes and kickbacks, I say let them bundle software and cajole the world into buying their wares any way they can.

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  110. Re:Toast Racks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be nice for you to let us know the alternative?

    Are you referring to the single hot+cold 'fawcet' things that are prevalent in the USA? In which case, having experienced both for many years, I prefer the separate ones. They are much simpler and don't break anywhere near as often.

    I have the same opinion of the plugs in sinks/hand basins in the USA. Waaay too complicated for their own good. I find they often do not work (i.e. don't stop water running down the plug hole) and are unnecessarily difficult to fix. What is wrong with a plain and simple plug-on-a-chain? ...and don't get me started on the toilets that fill to the brim with water!

  111. Re:Toast Racks and Merkins? by Justabit · · Score: 0

    Where is Merkin? I've never heard of that country.

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  112. Ghetto blaster option by Animats · · Score: 0, Troll

    Somebody has got to photograph some big-name rapper with that speaker box on his shoulder, early '80s style.

  113. re: leather case comments by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and if anything, I thought the single most unique/interesting thing about that new Apple leather iPod case was something they overlooked in the product announcement. It appears from the Apple Store photos and info that they actually have a little "tongue" that you pull on to slide the iPod up and partially out of the case whenever you need to peek at the screen on it. (The biggest initial complaint I heard about their leather case was "It doesn't even have a window in it to view the display!")

    I sure wouldn't spend that kind of money on an iPod carrying case -- but cases are a big deal to a lot of folks. Look at the killing the cellphone industry makes on cases. And the fact that it solves the dilemma of "How do you protect the iPod screen and still make it convenient enough to glance at it when needed?" is at least worth noting.

  114. Funny. by Flaming+Death · · Score: 1

    How to get as many people inflamed as possible. Post an anti-apple/iPod article. Whats funnier, is all the apple fanboys that took the bait. damn funny. Its just a little piece of electronics people.. with a badge on it?

  115. Re:Amazing features - Yes by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? The closest PC is an Aopen MiniPC, which uses the old Pentium M Dothan, not the new dual core, and is several hundred dollars MORE expensive.

    We are living in a world where the Mac is cheaper AND more powerful than the similar PC. The comparable system from AOpen is $686 to Apple's $599!
    http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/myaopen/MINIPC.html http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/myaopen/MINIPC.html

    http://www.apple.com/macmini/whatsinside.html

  116. They don't sell hardware, they sell desire by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    You're clued in to the "special allure" of Apple and of Macintosh (and of the iPod now, as well, I suppose). This is one of the ways that Apple truly is different from other PC companies, though it's not one of the ways we Mac Addicts like discuss or admit.

    I think it works in much the same way as the way Las Vegas takes people's greed, repackages it, and sells it back to them.

    Much of the disappointment felt after these announcements is because people mistake Steve Jobs for Santa Claus, and expect to get whatever it is they're hoping for. I've personally handled this problem by not having expectations of anything or projecting my desires. I don't really get into the rumor sites (nor do I peek at presents before Xmas). Then I can somewhat objectively evaluate whatever is being offered without feeling bitter disappointment. I think I learned this as a kid, since in my experience, Santa was often disappointing.

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  117. If Apple is over-hyped, then what about M$? ? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Just goes to show, the media is to blame. Apple did no hyping whatsoever - they sent out invitations to the event to a few relavent people and nothing more. The media took those invitations and plastered them over the internet and made wild declarations of what's the latest gadget that'll be coming out of Cupertino.
    In contrast compare that to MS, which has press release after press release, paid pseudo-research, shills, astroturfers and more all churning out a half dozen headlines per day per news site.

    Their Next Version(TM) and their sorry under-produced-yet-still-undersold game consle are two recent examples.

    So who's over-hyped?

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  118. What's wrong with hyping a leather case? by LS · · Score: 1

    Have you guys considered that maybe Apple is no longer just a technology company, but also a fashion company? People don't find anything wrong with fashion designers hyping new hand-bags. You are being self-centered to think that you, a basement dwelling troll, are still Apple's main market; their central customer is now the fashion conscious girl walking down a Manhattan boulevard with her iPod.

    LS

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  119. Re:Amazing features - Yes by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and the key here is that Apple knows that most people don't want to do more. Some people just don't get it.

  120. Re:Amazing features - Yes by NekoXP · · Score: 1

    The problem you have there is that you think less is best, and refuse to accept anything you can simply only use half of.

    PowerCinema does EVERYTHING Front Row does and more. But you can use it for Front Row stuff alone. Or you can only use the music player. It's your choice.

    As for those suggesting that AOpen's box is the only alternative? No, I'm afraid that's a little out.

    It's the only alternative if you REQUIRE a 12x12x6 box to do all that stuff, but there are plenty of options for doing it in other ways.

    Even in Apple's market, the Mini is a tiny little niche (eclipsed in sales by the laptops, and even the iMac - it is still being sold as a way into iTunes and iPod) and in AOpen's core business it is probably even smaller. For all the "hype" surrounding small PC's, nobody buys them. If they were that big a "deal" then Dell would be selling hundreds of thousands of them per week.

    Hint: they just aren't. ITX is a bit of a flop because people don't want a totally unexpandable tiny board when they think of a PC. They want PCI slots and SLI and the ability to drop in a new processor when they think they need to upgrade, even if they never use the ability - it is some perceived Value Added feature of a larger, bulkier system. NanoITX moreso because Via can't even get their own (underpowered) systems out of the door, and producing a completely nonstandard form factor (won't fit in a standard ATX case, and needs a PSU adapter) isn't much fun for system builders, let alone end users.

    Mac Mini has amazing new features? No. Still no. Front Row is not AMAZING. It's been done before. 4 USB ports has been done before. Intel Core Duo and an Intel chipset, is so mundane besides it's newness, that I dread to think how easily impressed some people are around here.

    Are Apple guilty of hyping too much? No. I think you guys are going to take the blame for that one. Although I will forgive you for not thinking a folded bit of leather is the Second Coming, saying that the Mac Mini is now an AMAZING device is a little much.

  121. Re:Toast Racks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the British don't believe in hot or cold food

    Of course they do
    Tea: must be hot.
    Beer: should be room temperature.
    Revenge: Best served cold.

  122. Re:Toast Racks! by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    Well, if you like to put your hands underneath a flow of some warm water (not scalding hot and not freezing cold), then you'll like the type of faucet that lets you adjust the mixture of hot and cold. If you want to put the stopper in the basin and fill it up with water for some reason, then maybe you prefer the separate type.

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  123. For the Apple Haters Out There by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    I'll tell Steve to put you on the list of people we won't allow to buy an Apple product. That should hold you. This is how it goes: Apple's had a stunning series of, well, victories. The switch to Intel, the video iPods, the contract with Disney and the deal with all the studios -- this has been major, hopeful announcements, on top of the amazing sales of iPods and the rise in market share -- and I think that people are expecting world-beaters every time Jobs hits the stage. Well, it doesn't happen. This January's MacWorld saw iLife 06, a solid advance, and the intel iMac and MacBook Pro. Cool, but the designs didn't change. Yes, they work with the new processors. It's a time of transition, and I think they're concentrating on nuts and bolts. Now, the new Mac mini looks like the old one, but faster. (By the way, the only Mac faster than the Intel iMac is the Quad, get it? These new machines do nothing much stylistically, but they're FAST. (Oh, and nobody's booted Windows from them yet, either.) So this time, the underwhelming, and maybe ill-advised iPod Hi-Fi, is less than a hit. Did Apple "promise" all the fancy stuff that ThinkSecret, and Apple Insider, said they would announce? No. But it's proof that Apple excites curiosity about their next move. There were so many guesses out there -- video iPod with full screen video and touchscreen controller? Didn't happen. New iBooks that weigh about two pounds, etc.? No. Media box that wirelessly downloads movies from Mars? None of them either. Just an old Mac mini with an intel chip and a speaker that's not bad in the lows, but kind of sucks in the treble. No wonder Apple tries to shut down rumor sites: it's publicity with a mind of its own. THEY created the specific buzz, Apple didn't. So people feel disappointed, and those who don't wish Apple all that well say, "Aha! Just as I said! They suck!" And the negative stories begin. Same process happens in celebrity stories: Oh, Angelina's crazy, she sleeps with her brother and sucks men's blood. Oh, wait, she's adopting babies and is living with a cute guy: Angelina is wonderful! It's a cycle. You tell the story going up, and then you tell the story going down. None of it's actually true, one way or another. Gore was liked in his early years in the Clinton years: he was the sensible reformer in the press, actually cutting down the size of the bureaucracy. And then, there were never those sex rumors about him. But when he ran for prez, the dogs were unleashed. He was a liar (they had to change what he said to make it sound like he lied, but no matter.) He hired a female consultant to tell him how to be a man! He lies about what he did! He lied about "Love Story!" He says he "invented" the internet! He's crazy! None of it's true. This is what they call a "meme," a story line. It doesn't have to be true. Yeah, sure, Apple over-hyped an event where all they promised was "some fun products." The rumor sites went crazy. Apple didn't say a word. So then they get blamed because these products aren't as cool as the last five world-changing products they brought out. Sure. Want to buy the Brooklyn Bridge?

  124. Re:Amazing features - Yes by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
    The problem you have there is that you think less is best...

    No, I don't. Don't tell me what I think. I said that less is better in the case of FrontRow for Apple's target audience.

    I don't see what the rest of your post has to do with me specificly. I don't recal saying that Apple over-hyped anything, or that the new Mac mini had amazing new features, so why address it to me? I was simply pointing out that more features is not always what people are after, and that Apple knows this very well.

  125. Re:Toast Racks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what do you have in the uncultured land then?

  126. Mac Mini Still missing TiVo DVR functionality - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple raised the price of the Base line Mac Mini quite a bit -
    even if they are including the wireless and bluetooth functionality built in,
    it STILL lacks the TiVo DVR type functionality.

    And iTunes can rip CDs easily - iTunes should also copy DVDs directly into iPod format just as easily.

    HDMI in and HDMI out connectors would fit in the place of that huge DVI connector,
    and the Digital Video Recording software would fit right in with the Front Row software and
    that cute little 6 button remote control. Most Cable and Dish boxes support an external recorder.

    So add the DVR and bump up to a Real Graphics chip (ATI or nVidia) (say the 8 pipeline chips) - and the Mac Mini suddenly is useful for entertainment and gaming too.

    Apple got it 80% right so far - so I'll give them a B- on design, and B- on marketing focus.

    But as it is, the Mac Mini is no where near ready to 'conquer the living room' just yet.

  127. Re:Amazing features - Yes by zpok · · Score: 1

    I think the factor here for not designing totally new stuff too soon is that they want to put the unfamiliar intel stuff (new chip set, and for apple users, something totally new, even if on a totally irrelevant level for most consumers) into an already familiar design. I wouldn't put amazing on the product, but I'm not in marketing, so that doesn't count.

    Anyway, your perspective is not typical, wouldn't you say? As a mainstream low price mass market (they wish) product, the features and form factor are pretty amazing (until the next thing comes along). This sentence doesn't work if you leave out words like mainstream, you have to see the whole picture, and since the words amazing and fun are used in a marketing context, it's silly to use them outside of their context. Marketing speak is a bit silly by definition and in any context, but marketing in itself isn't.

    Your area of expertise takes you ahead of the market and makes you see lots of specialized products. I bet you aren't easily impressed (you lucky bastard!)

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  128. How did Apple overhype it? Or did CNET? by argent · · Score: 1

    Did Apple "hype" it at all?

    Or did CNET and the other Apple-razzi overhype it?

  129. Re:Amazing features - Yes by zpok · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    I am pretty die hard apple, but a friend of mine has his mini PC thingy with media center for about a year and a half now. It does some things with OSS, like the DVD functionality, and it runs Windows home edition or something for the rest. It isn't flawless or particularly elegant, but I'd say it's still a bit ahead, even if it doesn't appeal to me. Too fiddly by far.
    He has it built in his couch (ha!) and hooked up to his flatscreen, and complemented with a nice little speaker system. All in all pretty good.
    It's a bit silly to claim Apple's superiority in the living room at the moment.

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  130. Re:Toast Racks! by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Actually, a mixture faucet would work for either one. Seperate faucets are just old-fashioned Victorian-era design. Why anyone would still have them is beyond me (other than just being too damn lazy to replace them).

    -Eric

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  131. Re:Toast Racks! by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    So what do you have in the uncultured land then?

    Modern technology.

    -Eric

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  132. I *know* everyone else already said it by Sippan · · Score: 1

    But honestly. Apple sent out an e-mail to some members of the press saying "we'll release new products on Tuesday." If that's over-hyping, I'm a blare. That's not even a noun.

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  133. Re:Amazing features - Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You have a PC that runs FrontRow? Do tell!

    he may not by thanks to maxxuss, i do!

  134. Re:Amazing features - Yes by WheresMyDingo · · Score: 1

    Using core duo minis in place of dual-G5 Xserves starts to make sense when you consider the reduced power/cooling/space/$$ and with performance probably not too much worse, especially if you don't need lots of memory and will access a central file store via gigabit enet.

  135. victim of its own success by nedlud · · Score: 1
    Is Apple a victim of its own success?

    I was intrigued by the question: Is Apple a victim of its own success? To whom should I turn for an authoritative answer on the topic, if not my old friend Google.

    The direct approach, "apple is a victim of its own success" returns only 35 hits. But plugging in the more general search term, Apple * "victim of its own success", yields 4,700 hits, and includes pages with the fragments "Apple is apparently the victim of its own success," "Apple could become the victim of its own success," "Apple may be becoming a victim of its own success," and "Let's see if 1996 is the year that Apple finally becomes a victim of its own success".

    Obviously, the X * "victim of its own success" format is going to tap more deeply into folk wisdom on this sort of topic -- so I was inspired to investigate web punditry's views of other values for X. The obvious first choice was Windows, and the result was 8,580 hits. Microsoft only brought in 2,780 hits, Intel 2,670 hits, AOL 2,160 hits, Firefox 1,740 hits. Plugging in Cisco resulted in 1,630 hits, but for AMD it was a mere 943 hits. It's unclear whether that means that AMD is not a success or not a victim.

    Other entities alleged to be, or in danger of becoming, victims of their own success include email (10,900 hits), the Internet (7,370 hits), the Euro (1,990 hits) and Walmart (1,430 hits). Interestingly, Hamas yielded only 160 hits, while America rated 24,300.

    But among the 196,000 hits for a Google of the bare "victim of its own success" are a few surprises: Singapore, Crime Stoppers, Penthouse, Asperin, the Mediterranean, Australia, Google, the US Army, Netflix, RateMyKitten, Quebec's child care system, World of Warcraft, Japan, Net retailing, Pap smears, Half-Life 2, Monsanto's Roundup, Sun's mobile Java and many more.

    Probably the only conclusion I could rightfully draw from this exercise is that the phrase "victim of its own success" is a badly overworked cliche.