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It's Dante's fault. He should have taken that German scientist up on his offer...

Watch this video from Kevin Smith to learn more about flying cars!

Randal: It's times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by "The Jetsons".
Dante: What are you talking about?
Randal: According to that show we were suppose to be tooling around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately? That's the problem with TV, it always lies to us.

• The Flying Car Transcript
• The Flying Car (video clips)

Randal: It's times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by "The Jetsons".
Dante: What are you talking about?
Randal: According to that show we were suppose to be tooling around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately? That's the problem with TV, it always lies to us.

• The Flying Car Transcript
• The Flying Car (video clips)

I think that this sums up why we don't have flying cars.

Why, right here, of course.

Not here yet. Blame Holden
-N

"What walk? You'll have the flying car..."

Kevin Smith's short film.

If you haven't seen it already, watch The Flying Car immediately. From director Kevin Smith starring everyones favorites Dante and Randal

I'll see your commercial and raise you a Leno bit.

To quote:
Randal: It's times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by "The Jetsons".
...
Dante: Yeah, well most of us rational thinkers weren't banking on a cartoon to offer us a viable glimpse into the future of technological development.

But where's my flying car?

Oh wait - that was IBM. Got my Star Trek references mixed up.

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys; that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." - Clerks

Not to mention the fact that we still don't have The Flying Car.

And we know why it isn't here.

They've thrown their hat over the wall, and no mad German scientist is gonna stop them now...

Oh boy! Now I can watch the entire Jersey Trilogy without the elaborate strings of curses and insults! Thanks Walmart. We may even be able to get a family-friendly "Pulp Fiction" available for rent soon. Junior will love it.

Well, where is it? Someone have an answer???

Dude, Where's my flying car?

... I can act out stuff from, Kevin Smith's The Flying car

Call me hopelessly tacky, misguided, a fan of The Prisoner, or simply an (unwilling) product of the 1970's, but I still think those chairs are damn cool.

Having grown up in the "Space Age", all the futurists promised that we'd all get flying cars, space travel would become commonplace, and we would all get to live on the moon or on orbital space stations. Universally, the images accompanying such prognostications were of sleek, clean, sweeping lines and curves; neo-art deco, if you will. You can see a prototypical example of this vision of the future in last half hour of the film Things To Come. The interior of Klaatu's spaceship in The Day The Earth Stood Still is another well-known example. Frank Lloyd Wright's architecture probably evokes this best. (It also probably doesn't help that I grew up in San Rafael, CA, just two miles away from this, Frank Lloyd Wright's last public building commission.)

So I can't help it, but every time I see designs like that, it still evokes within me a vision of a bright future, where people are happy and prosperous, we're going to the stars, and everything looks darned cool.

Schwab

I'm still holding my breath on flying cars...

You and Randal seem to be thinking about the same thing...

Could have something to do with it: Flying car ..or maybe not.

Did someone say 'flying car'?

37? In a row?

Well not all of us can afford a flying car, the price is too high for most of us to put up with. Are you willing to do this for a flying car?

Kevin Smith already covered this subject for us. Aparently some of us are not willing to throw their hat over the wall.
Selfish people!

I found this while searching for the horse's name. (Yes, I forgot "Mortis". I'm sorry.)

The script seems not bad, but as for Mews [sic] playing the lead role... I think some people are just a little too fond of their pet actors.

Right here.

-jhon

Kevin Smith asked the same question... Flying Car

What's the next? Will cars fly?

That depends on how much a flying car is worth to you.

Anyway, it's been done.

I'll take your first comment as a joke, because I don't see how you can be serious about that.


On the other hand, if you do not have the security to protect an important server, people can break into it to take it down. Thus, the conclusion must be that stability requires good security


Stability does not require security, and there's no reason to reach the conclusion that you mention. I don't know why you're having trouble differentiating between the two.

Security is about granting and denying access. Stability is about responding consistently and as designed. If we have a system that's stable, then questions about security are a separate issue. If we have a system that's unstable, then we're also not granting access properly.

I want to fill in the gaps now.

A stable system may or may not be a secure system. A secure system must also be stable. An unstable system is insecure; it is required that instabilities will create insecurities. An insecure system may or may not be stable; it is not required for insecurities to create instabilities.


Did you ever network your DOS PCs, and if you did, did anyone even bother to try to break in? Apples and oranges.


Absolutely. If I was making any kind of comparison between a root server and a DOS box, then you'd be absolutely right -- they're basically incomparable. Since I wasn't, then I can only ask you to please not put words in my mouth.


Actually, they can both exist without one another, ...


That kinda makes me wonder what the 'I' in 'BIND' stood for.


but the Internet without DNS would be hell.


Human, have you ever been to hell? I think not.
Sorry.. Any chance to pimp Dogma.


Your comments are somewhat misinformed, IMHO.


Oh, that's fine. You're entitled to your opinion, and I disagree with your assessment.

"You'd do it with a bunch of guys just to get a car? I thought I knew you, man."

...The Flying Car.

will finally get their flying car, perhaps from the german scientist? http://www.viewaskew.com/tv/leno/flyingcar.html

Irish Inventor Says Cracks World's Energy Needs By Kevin Smith

C'mon people, the story is *not* reality, but just a few missing pages from the script for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

Basically I feel Kevin Smith has managed to make some of the funniest movies of all time and definantelly appeals to a ninche crowd. I personally own all the movies to date (Along with animated clerks, and a few View Askew comics), but I have yet to hit NJ to see the Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, where basically any View Askew fan woule be in heaven.

There are fun things to do in all the titles as well (besides drink that is),

1.) In every movie there is a reference to Star Wars
2.) In every movie there is a reference to hockey
3.) And in every movie Silent Bob talks at least once.

Basically an all around wholesome time. Of course I've already synced the clock on my computer so I will know the INSTANT it is new years ... so that oughta be fun too :-)

Happy New Years Everyone.

Basically I feel Kevin Smith has managed to make some of the funniest movies of all time and definantelly appeals to a ninche crowd. I personally own all the movies to date (Along with animated clerks, and a few View Askew comics), but I have yet to hit NJ to see the Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, where basically any View Askew fan woule be in heaven.

There are fun things to do in all the titles as well (besides drink that is),

1.) In every movie there is a reference to Star Wars
2.) In every movie there is a reference to hockey
3.) And in every movie Silent Bob talks at least once.

Basically an all around wholesome time. Of course I've already synced the clock on my computer so I will know the INSTANT it is new years ... so that oughta be fun too :-)

Happy New Years Everyone.

Basically I feel Kevin Smith has managed to make some of the funniest movies of all time and definantelly appeals to a ninche crowd. I personally own all the movies to date (Along with animated clerks, and a few View Askew comics), but I have yet to hit NJ to see the Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, where basically any View Askew fan woule be in heaven.

There are fun things to do in all the titles as well (besides drink that is),

1.) In every movie there is a reference to Star Wars
2.) In every movie there is a reference to hockey
3.) And in every movie Silent Bob talks at least once.

Basically an all around wholesome time. Of course I've already synced the clock on my computer so I will know the INSTANT it is new years ... so that oughta be fun too :-)

Happy New Years Everyone.

Basically I feel Kevin Smith has managed to make some of the funniest movies of all time and definantelly appeals to a ninche crowd. I personally own all the movies to date (Along with animated clerks, and a few View Askew comics), but I have yet to hit NJ to see the Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, where basically any View Askew fan woule be in heaven.

There are fun things to do in all the titles as well (besides drink that is),

1.) In every movie there is a reference to Star Wars
2.) In every movie there is a reference to hockey
3.) And in every movie Silent Bob talks at least once.

Basically an all around wholesome time. Of course I've already synced the clock on my computer so I will know the INSTANT it is new years ... so that oughta be fun too :-)

Happy New Years Everyone.

Basically I feel Kevin Smith has managed to make some of the funniest movies of all time and definantelly appeals to a ninche crowd. I personally own all the movies to date (Along with animated clerks, and a few View Askew comics), but I have yet to hit NJ to see the Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, where basically any View Askew fan woule be in heaven.

There are fun things to do in all the titles as well (besides drink that is),

1.) In every movie there is a reference to Star Wars
2.) In every movie there is a reference to hockey
3.) And in every movie Silent Bob talks at least once.

Basically an all around wholesome time. Of course I've already synced the clock on my computer so I will know the INSTANT it is new years ... so that oughta be fun too :-)

Happy New Years Everyone.

Basically I feel Kevin Smith has managed to make some of the funniest movies of all time and definantelly appeals to a ninche crowd. I personally own all the movies to date (Along with animated clerks, and a few View Askew comics), but I have yet to hit NJ to see the Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, where basically any View Askew fan woule be in heaven.

There are fun things to do in all the titles as well (besides drink that is),

1.) In every movie there is a reference to Star Wars
2.) In every movie there is a reference to hockey
3.) And in every movie Silent Bob talks at least once.

Basically an all around wholesome time. Of course I've already synced the clock on my computer so I will know the INSTANT it is new years ... so that oughta be fun too :-)

Happy New Years Everyone.

I just had a conversation with a Russian born & bred employee at my hotel about the Palestinian reaction footage.
He says they are cheering, because they see this as a beginning of the United States, being an arrogant and intrusive entity....finally getting their due for interferring, again, where they don't belong.

I say...but what about the innocent people that died today? How could they cheer for the deaths of many innocent people?

He says...How did people react to the bombing of Hiroshima? Did America feel a sense of 'ha! we got you!' as a result of that...because overseas...that was what was reported.

I say...that's different...we were at war.

He says...but the Palestinians are at war...and have been for all of their lives.

Amen to that. I know this is one thread that is going to be a long one, and I'm a little late for it, but here goes without reviewing Dogma...

I spoke with some of the protesters when I saw dogma. It was an interesting time. I'm not known to shide away from conflict, hell, even Kevin protested his own movie. It's somewhere on www.viewaskew.com. I spent many a night speaking with people who thought that Dogma was just a big middle finger infront of the popes face, which it's not. Somepeople even had inteligent thoughts on why it shouldn't be seen by them. Intersting enough, some of the plackerts(sp?) that they were using looked vagly familure to the abortion office montage. Very Funny.

One onlast note, I was interviewed by a news crew that night, and I said something that I deeply want to forget. While searching for an adverb to use with heracy, I came up with "HAIRYTITICLE". That inspired laughs, and I realised that I would have to wait a little longer until I get my 15 min.

Well, enough of that, about the flick, it was great to see it, sad to see it go. Just a word of caution to all would be reviewers that view just the trailer and not the movie, people like Stephanie Zacharek of Salon.com. Don't watch what you don't get.

Mark

"I wonder if Mirimax will option Holden's comic."
"What, Chasing Amy? That'll never work as a movie."

"Who would go and see a movie about Jay and Silent Bob?" [Smith, Mewes, and Affleck turn to look at camera. Smith smiles.]

As Katz said it, if you have not seen the other Kevin Smith movies, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, then you will miss some/a lot of the jokes. There are also seens from the short comic book series called Jay & Silent Bob: Jay & SB with the monkey in the tunnel with the Wildlife Marshall (parody The Fugitive).

Seen Mark Hamill in anything lately?

I can't believe that he has the gall to say that there's not going to be a BIG movie of the summer, when Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back has yet to come to theaters. Screw all the rest of them...I am admittedly a *huge* Kevin Smith fan, and I think that this one is going to be his piece de resistance.

Unfortunately, he's also said it's going to be the last of his movies that features the dynamic duo of Jay and Silent Bob.
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I can't believe that he has the gall to say that there's not going to be a BIG movie of the summer, when Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back has yet to come to theaters. Screw all the rest of them...I am admittedly a *huge* Kevin Smith fan, and I think that this one is going to be his piece de resistance.

Unfortunately, he's also said it's going to be the last of his movies that features the dynamic duo of Jay and Silent Bob.
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These kind of clerks?

Snoochie Boochie Noochies !

The Scream Series relly didn't do it for me the way
Nightmare or The People Under the Stairs did.
I might have to see this just because they are in it

Jay & Silent Bob's Official Website (Kevin Smith's production company) is here http://www.viewaskew.com
Fly, Fatass !, Fly



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