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Mystery Tiles From Around the World

puppetman writes "The Kansas City Star has an interesting story about Toynbee Tiles. They show up embedded in streets, and can be found in the US (Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, New York, Baltimore, Aberdeen, Edgewood, Washington, etc), Chile, Argentina and Brazil. They are made of "epoxy or super hard plastic that's actually inlaid in the asphalt itself." The tiles invariably state, "Toynbee Ideas in Kubrick's 2001 Resurrect Dead On Planet Jupiter". Sometimes there are secondary tiles that request people make more while others are of a more paranoid slant. Toynbee was a religious historian who believed that "well-being of a civilization depends on its ability to respond successfully to challenges, human and environmental". There is even a Ray Bradbury book, The Toynbee Convector. Toynbee.net has a link to a Usenet posting where someone ask's Kubrick's daughter if the man himself knew of the tiles. To date, the origin of the tiles are a mystery. Any /.'ers able to provide the location of additional tiles, or perhaps clues for solving the mystery?"

466 comments

  1. Would everyone who wants to claim responsibility.. by Xugumad · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...for a nice, orderly queue under this posting, so we can avoid cluttering the main topic.

  2. Interesting. by Randolpho · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, where are all the tiles? Who knows, but it sounds like a fun thing to geocache for. :)

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    1. Re:Interesting. by Ligur · · Score: 5, Interesting

      here you go:
      Geocache

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    2. Re:Interesting. by Conch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps something like this?

    3. Re:Interesting. by msheppard · · Score: 4, Informative

      The http://www.toynbee.net/ website lists addresses of all known tiles. If you can't convert an address to a co-ord you probably aren't geocaching. I'm going to find one in Boston and setup a cache.

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    4. Re:Interesting. by DangerTenor · · Score: 1

      It is being Geocached!

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    5. Re:Interesting. by esswedl · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Chicago, outside the John Hancock Center, at the northeast corner of Michigan Ave. and Chestnut--map.

    6. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      funny.

      World: There are weird tiles!
      Slashdot: We need coordinates for our GPS!

      Why can't we light candles or leave flowers or something normal people would do?

    7. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you can't convert a text URL to a link you probably aren't Slashdotting :-D

    8. Re:Interesting. by gabec · · Score: 2, Funny
      Toynbee was a religious historian who believed that "well-being of a civilization depends on its ability to respond successfully to challenges, human and environmental"

      Right... For example the challenge of handling slashdotters on Toynbee.net? ;)

    9. Re:Interesting. by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Here's a bit of information about Toynbee tiles in D.C.: http://world.std.com/~manfre/toynbee/

    10. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, that D.C. site has a picture of the sun setting behind the White House with a Toynbee tile a block away in the background. Watch out, prez, the Toynbee guy's coming after you!

    11. Re:Interesting. by CrisDias · · Score: 2, Informative

      I also find this site very complete. And I have my own picture of a Toynbee from Philly. ;-)

    12. Re:Interesting. by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why can't we light candles or leave flowers or something normal people would do?

      You've already answered your own question. The key phrase of interest is, "normal people" which excludes everybody on this godforsaken website.

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    13. Re:Interesting. by dbretton · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm going to find one in Boston and setup a cache.

      I'll help ya. There's one on I-95 Northbound by slummaville. Just walk out onto the passing lane and see for yourself!

      Oh, this tile was done in glow-in-the dark paint, so you are better off looking at it at night.

      Also, it's against the law to be walking on a highway, so you might want to wear something dark so that the state troopers don't catch you snooping around on the highway.

      Have fun!

  3. I prefer by jeddak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Penrose tiles. Much tastier, and less fattening.

  4. Re:Would everyone who wants to claim responsibilit by Xugumad · · Score: 1

    ...form a nice orderly queue, even. I want an edit button (and yes, I previewed).

  5. My guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a few weeks they'll all light up and you'll realize they form concentric circles around a just-constructed used car joint.

    1. Re:My guess? by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      That sounds like something straight out of The Arrival...

    2. Re:My guess? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > you'll realize they form concentric circles around a just-constructed used car joint.

      Hehe, but I wonder if anyone reall has mapped these, just for the hell of it.

  6. Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by corebreech · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and all we get are these lousy tiles.

    Seriously, thinking about 2001 depresses me. When I was a kid I had every expectation we'd be flying around in Pan Am Space Shuttles and learning how to use zero-g toilets.

    Instead we live in a world where Pan Am goes bankrupt, and NYC still hasn't figured out how to install restrooms in the city.

    These tiles are nothing more than a cruel reminder of just how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

    1. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 5, Funny

      These tiles are nothing more than a cruel reminder of just how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      Don't worry - you'll miss most of it.

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    2. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      These tiles are nothing more than a cruel reminder of just how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      I dunno, that yellow line that shows the first down marker on football games is pretty cool, and phrases like "don't touch that dial" have become a quaint anachronism. Sure, we're still driving gas-guzzling behemoths and cell phone coverage is spotty at best, but progress is being made.

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    3. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gas-guzzling behemoths

      We may still be tied to the IC engine, but if I were to go back in time a few decades, and tell folks my car got upwards of 30 miles to the gallon, they'd probably dismiss it as impossible.

    4. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by mydigitalself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      what, you mean this is not cool?
      don't forget, we are only 3 and a bit years into the 21st century and already we have private astronauts (ok, for a few mill - but its a start!)

    5. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      It's a little bit disappointing that on a 'nerd' site like this, someone misappropriates Arthur C. Clarke's work and ascribes it to a mere filmmaker who directed the adaptation.

      Kubrick promised (and delivered) a well-made film adaptation of Clarke's work. The 'promise' of the Monolith was made by Clarke.

      Anyhow. Disappointing to see this kind of illiteracy about SF on slashdot.

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    6. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Problem is, not much tangible progress has been made in the last 15-20 years, however. For instance, the CAFE standard for passenger cars is 27.5 mpg, and that hasn't changed since 1986. The increase in the use of SUV's and pickup trucks certainly hasn't helped either. Heck, I remember my dad making a presentation to my 3rd grade class on the electric van back in 1978, but 25 years later that's not much closer to commercial viability. If you listen to the auto companies, however, they still keep saying "only a few more years..."

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    7. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No offense, but the fact that someone would suggest that the little yellow line on televised football games and touch-tone phones make up for the lack of commercial space flight is a good sign of exactly how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      I can't believe that we're all still living, to paraphrase Douglas Adams, on "an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think [touch-tone phones] are a pretty neat idea."

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    8. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These tiles are nothing more than a cruel reminder of just how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      Hey but we got the monkey. Too bad he's in the Oval Office.

      A. Coward

    9. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2001 isn't SF. It's just a stupid mystery that takes place in space. Sci Fi explores new ideas - just cause something happens on another planet doesn't make it scifi, dumass.

    10. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if an error was made, it was made by the tilemaker, since some of the tiles specifically include the work kubrik.

      However, the guy may be saying there is something in the adaptation, not present in the original, which is what his tiles refer to?

      Adiitionally, 2001 the movie and book were created simultaniously, as a collaboration. They are however both based on Clarke's earlier work, "The Sentinel"

      Due to some artistic differences, they took their names off the other media, and it is now a common misconception that the movie is an adaptation of the book.

    11. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by asscroft · · Score: 1

      And Madonna kissed britney on TV. Talk about progress!

      just kiddin

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    12. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      gee... sorry you missed the (implied) sarcasm tags there. Although if you think about it, hasn't commercial space flight already begun?

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    13. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Anyhow. Disappointing to see this kind of illiteracy about SF on slashdot."


      Where have you been? Everyone knows no one actually reads the articles on /. before posting ...

    14. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read. Authors like Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett come to mind. Are you by chance British?

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    15. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      However, the guy may be saying there is something in the adaptation, not present in the original, which is what his tiles refer to?

      In the movie the Discovery went to Jupiter (as the tiles mention), but in the book it was Saturn (apparently they tried to do Saturn, but the special effects for the rings looked too fake).

      Also, while I'm rambling, the reporter who wrote the news story made some mistakes -- for instance he says Kubrich was English, though he was born in New York. He also states that 2001 is boring, so he's obviously a Philistine.

    16. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1


      Not to mention the fact that we still don't have The Flying Car.

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    17. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You paraphase the type of moron who gave you false hope of what the future would bring. Maybe you thought Jesus would come in Y2K to save you? Should the CHinese be more dissapointed because it is the year 10K to them? Stop reading sci-fi and your expectations may become more realistic.

    18. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by default+luser · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Adiitionally, 2001 the movie and book were created simultaniously, as a collaboration. They are however both based on Clarke's earlier work, "The Sentinel""

      Yes, and this explains the many small inconsistencies you'll find between the two.

      The largest inconsistency between the movie and the book is the destination of the voyage. In the book, the voyage is to Saturn, but in the movie this voyage is to Jupiter.

      The reason for the change? Kubrick could not afford the cost of all the artists rendering Saturn and its rings, so they changed the storyline to Jupiter.

      The book 2010 was written ENTIRELY as a sequel to the movie storyline. It's funny because you can read 2001, then pick up 2010, and be damn confused.

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    19. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry - you'll miss most of it.

      Not if we drink enough red wine...

    20. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit, I'm just as pissed off as you are. I used to think when I was a kid that I'd be able to travel in space by now (I'm 30) but seeing as how I get sick on the ferris wheel, my astronaut carreer is probably not going to happen.
      Of course had you told me back in high school that I would be carrying a computer in my pocket (Palm) that was more powerful than my AST 286 I had at the time I would have thought that was awsome. I had some exposure to the internet back in the 80's when my dad was a college professor and I could see the day when it went global and was really excited about that. I'm just glad that it doesn't rely on UUCP quite so much anymore :)

    21. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      sorry you missed the (implied) sarcasm tags there.

      [Insert sound of palm smacking forehead.]
      Yep. Went right over my head.

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    22. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by socrates32 · · Score: 1

      The appearance of the Monoliths coincided with important step in human development. We just haven't found our "Cool 21st Century" Monolith yet.

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    23. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by fenix+down · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, completely pretending I didn't even read your second paragraph, I think the reason you don't have toilets in cities is because they've been getting on with bars charging a drink for the toilets for 300 years or so just fine. It seems weird once the government starts building rest areas on the highways, but cities have been holding bladders for ransom for as long as they've been around. Maybe drugs and bombs factor in on the negative whenever they bring up installing a few, but I think it's more important that there's just no critical need. If you get to pick between hiring a new cop or building a bathroom, I think you go with the cop. The wildlife'll make the sidewalk smell like piss anyway.

    24. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hate to burst your bubble, but we're IN the 21st century

    25. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by gfody · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder how much of this is capitalist pigs controlling the industry with their money.. maybe we have to wait for all the baby boomers to die off before we see technical innovation again

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    26. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by cheese_wallet · · Score: 0, Troll

      No offense, but the fact that someone would suggest that the little yellow line on televised football games and touch-tone phones make up for the lack of commercial space flight is a good sign of exactly how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      Maybe you should get off your lazy ass and start doing something instead of waiting around for everyone else to do it for you.

    27. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The intraweb is our monolith.

    28. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure everyone knows no one reads the articles... but you'd think people might actually read the odd BOOK once in a while.

    29. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by AaronStJ · · Score: 1

      > touch-tone phones

      I don't think he was talking about phones. He meant dials on a TV to change channels (which we don't need thanks to remote controls. You know, like "We'll be right back with today's Movie, don't touch that dial!"

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    30. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he is still quite likely to miss most of it.

    31. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You're right. Once again, not one of my brightest posts. I blame getting less than 3 hours sleep this morning.

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    32. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that is true, could someone explain why that's so funny?

    33. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by petabyte · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that we're all still living, to paraphrase Douglas Adams, on "an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think [touch-tone phones] are a pretty neat idea."

      Well, by all means then feel free to leave. I understand alot of the bashing, flaming, "my os is better than your os" stuff that goes on on slashdot. I'm usually a part of that. But how can you bash Earth? I mean, its not like there is an alternative yet alone a better place to live. You, me, and everyone else on this "insignificant blue-green planet" would not be here nor live very long without it.

      Ok, that fulfills my soapbox requirements for the day. Back to my plans to terraform venus ...

    34. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's a bit of dark humor I suppose. I can't think of how else to explain it. I thought it was quite funny.

    35. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Why can't you believe this?

      Dude, space flight remains an AMAZINGLY expensive process in terms of raw resources. It doesn't seem like this is going to get a whole lot cheaper. And once we do get off the planet, we've still got to live on resources FROM the planet.

      Seems really wasteful to me...spend all these resources just to get up above air and say "Look at me! I'm in space! Please send food, water, oxygen and heat and radiation shielding materials!"

      There's no real benefit to the cool domed terraformed worlds of Heinlein and Kubrick. So, we haven't done it. I like the sensible real world 21st century, even if I can't take a whiz on a moon rock.

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    36. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that if you have to explain a joke then it's effect is somewhat lost

      It did bring to mind the line (not sure who it's attributable to) about two ladies dining in a restaurant. One says 'The food in here is terrible', the other replies 'Yes, and such small portions.'

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    37. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      All the CAFE standards accomplished was to force people to get rid of station wagons for mini-vans and SUVs since they had different standards.

      Yet another example of how just having the government regulate something doesn't make it happen. If people wanted more fuel-efficient cars (like they did when the government imposed price controls in the 70s, which of course drove the availability of gas down), they would buy them and the makers would respond by selling them. Right now, people don't want them, so they don't sell, even with massive tax breaks for buying a super-polluting (due to the batteries always needing replacement) electric car.

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    38. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by gfody · · Score: 1

      Not to pick nits, but doesn't somebody have to sell something before someone can buy it? Any fuel efficient car of late hasn't exactly been revolutionary and imo barely worth the extra cost.. ie: get a toyota prius, 33k hybrid that looks like a 12k camry and gets roughly 33% better gas mileage than a camry. Nobody wants to buy that shit. I'd be the first one to get an electric if it got 100+ mpg.. shit people would be stupid NOT too, but thats what its gunna take.

      So you really think we dont have the technology today to make a 100mpg electric? I wonder, I really do.. theres a lot've baby boomer rich fat fucks with ties that sure love things "the way they are" because of their control and are willing to do much anything to keep it that way.

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    39. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not with all the preservatives that *I* eat. :)

    40. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you still decided to share with all of us. How nice...

    41. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by whorfin · · Score: 1

      Uh, not to respond to your nit-picking with facts, but the Prius costs $21000 and the Camry costs $20,000-$26,000

      And, well, I'd say that it's an easy bet that any of the electric cars out there will get far over 100 mpg. Put a gallon of gas in a can in the trunk, drive it around forever without ever opening it.

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    42. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      > He also states that 2001 is boring, so he's obviously a Philistine.

      Now look me straight in the eye and tell me you've _never_ been tempted to fast-forward through the bit with the men jumping around in ape suits, or the endless psychedelic sequence.

      The journey to the moon, and the HAL sequence, are a great film. The rest of it could be compressed into five minutes, and would be all the better for it...

    43. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Roundtable · · Score: 1

      I'm new to /. and love the mixture of intelligent and fatuous. I do have a serious point though - fuel efficient cars do account for a fairly large portion of the market, just not in the US. In Europe (in my experience) and probably elsewhere where gas prices are conciderably higher than here in the US small efficient cars are the norm. My question is, and I am ignorant on the facts is what happened to the gasohol cars that Brazil was famous for?

    44. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now look me straight in the eye and tell me you've _never_ been tempted to fast-forward

      That's the problem... this is a movie that demands to be seen in a cinema. Don't lessen it by watching it on a small screen.

      If you have a repertory cinema nearby, catch it the next time around.

      or the endless psychedelic sequence.

      Mind blowing man! It was revolutionary in 1968; it was the in thing to drop acid and sit in the front row to see that, though I was a little young for that; I was 10 at the time and made a special trip to the city and stayed with my aunt to see it.

  7. Que the music by chrispl · · Score: 1, Funny

    AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA...

    That always creeped me out.

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    1. Re:Que the music by skippy_twin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there something wrong with me if I'm hearing "wakka-chukka whakka-chukka" instead?

    2. Re:Que the music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there some infrasound embedded in that aaaaahh?

    3. Re:Que the music by ukiro · · Score: 1

      Get the whole original piece, it's even darker. I guess there are numerous recordings and publications of this, but these are the ones I have:

      Gyorgy Ligeti - Chamber Concerto, Ramifications, String Quartet No. 2, Aventures, Lux Aeterna (Deutche Grammophon 423 244-2)

      Gyorgy Ligeti - Requiem, Aventures, Novelle Aventures (Wergo WER 60 0645-50)

      The choirs in the movie are bits and pieces from both Lux Aeterna and Requiem. Excellent music, and if you like your choir pieces truly disturbing and haunting I would also recommend Penderecki's "Entombment Of Christ".

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  8. And another line by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For those who want to deny any and all knowlege about these so called "tiles"

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  9. toynbee.net slashdotted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  10. finally! by BigGerman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I!!! for one!!! welcome!!! our new!!! tile-embedding overlords!!!

  11. Re:GPS coordinates by Trigun · · Score: 1

    Better yet, map them out and look for some form of meaning that isn't there. Invariably, cults will form to worship these mystic tiles. They will be allegedly comprised of unearthly materials, despite scientific evidence to the contrary.

    Is there any money to be made in cult leadership? Inquiring minds want to know.

  12. warning : non verbatim copy by mirko · · Score: 1, Informative

    it actually would be, without this add-on, in bold ...

    Toynbee, who lived from 1889 to 1975, was best known for his theory that humanity's perception of its history shapes its future. This theory was turned on its head and used as the premise for a 1983 Ray Bradbury short story titled "The Toynbee Convector" in which a character by the name of Stiles travels 80 years into the future and returns with stories of mankind's marvelous achievements. Stiles' reports of a future free of war and disease (ie, Rob Malda's GRID (Gay Related Immuno Defficiency)) prompts people to join forces to work together to attain this future and in 80 years they have succeeded. Stiles then reveals that his story was a lie. But the world he prophesied has nevertheless come to pass, validating a kind of corollary to Toynbee's theory, that humanity's perception of its future shapes its present.

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  13. Re:Aaargh! by generic-man · · Score: 1

    I submitted a correction.

    In the meantime, enjoy the history of the 'h' in Pittsburgh.

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  14. I've seen some of those by JCCyC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But only in the early 80's. Since the quality and durability of pavement here in Brazil is approximately the same as chicken crap, streets get paved and repaved every decade or so. They're long gone.

    1. Re:I've seen some of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They didn't burn their way up to the surface again? Must have been a bad batch.

    2. Re:I've seen some of those by bobsalt · · Score: 1

      i would have to agree, there's a stretch north of cuiba in mata grosso, that I swore all they did was spray tar on the dirt-lol
      chuck hole city for 45-50 k's- that was about 5-10 years ago, maybe they've since fixed it...

  15. Google cache of text by Phil+John · · Score: 5, Informative

    Slashdotted, some images in a google cache further down, here's the text though.

    Google Cache

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    1. Re:Google cache of text by FinalCut · · Score: 1

      i like your sig - subtle yet bold.

    2. Re:Google cache of text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yummy with beef vindaloo, too!

  16. Re:GPS coordinates by troc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, just ask the Scientologists. :)

    Troc

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  17. listening for an answer....(ns) by caino59 · · Score: 1

    wondering myself

  18. not worried ... by platypus · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... as long as these tiles don't contain the phrase "12 monkeys", that is.

    1. Re:not worried ... by drakaan · · Score: 1

      need to change your tagline...that search returns no results now.

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    2. Re:not worried ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm thats the point u dolt

    3. Re:not worried ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the tagline? He wasn't looking for search results but the adwords ads on the right hand side of the page. There are still plenty of those.

  19. I think I've seen this movie before... by theLastPossibleName · · Score: 0

    Were these tiles placed by inept water fearing aliens?

  20. Already by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only 3 posts, and the site is already slashdotted... Google Cache here

    1. Re:Already by aborchers · · Score: 3, Funny
      Only 3 posts, and the site is already slashdotted...


      My God! Could this mean people are actually taking the time to read the article?

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    2. Re:Already by Tebriel · · Score: 1

      If they are, then repent, for the end is nigh!

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    3. Re:Already by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      They always do. It just happens sooner due to the "mysterious future"
      Of course, the intersection between the set of people who read the article, and the set of people who post regularly is about 18 ;)

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  21. Spookily enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the text of the rant which is attached to one of the tiles:

    John Knight Ridder is the Philadelphia thug (?) hellion Jew XXXXX Hated this movements guts- for years- takes money from the Mafia to make the Mafia look good in his newspapers so he has the Mafia in his back pocket. John Knight sent the Mafia to murder me in May 1991 XXXXXXXXXX journalists XX then gloated to my face about death and Knight Ridder great power to destroy. In fact John Knight went into hellion since of joy over Knight-Ridder as great power to destroy.

    I secured house with blast doors and fled the country in June 1991.

    NBC attorneys journalists and security officials at Rockefeller Center fraudulently XXX the "Freedom of Information Act" all XXX orders NBC executives got the U.S. federal district attorney's office who got FBI to get Interpol to establish task force that located me in Dover England.

    Which back home Inquirer got union goons from their own employees union to XXX down a "sports journalist." Who with ease bashed in lights and windows of neighborhood car- as well as men outside my house. They are stationed there still waiting for me.

    NBC CBS group "W" Westinghouse, Time, Time Warner, Fox, Universal all of the "Cult of the Hellion" each one were Much worse than Knight-Ridder ever was mostly hellion Jews .

    When K.Y.W. and NBC executives told John Knight the whole town gloated in joyous fits on how their Soviet pals found a way to turn it into a...


    It's L. Ron Hubbard. Goto Xenu.net and read a little bit of OT III if you don't believe me. All it needs is some volcanoes and atomic bombs and it could be the high teachings of the Scientologists!

    1. Re:Spookily enough... by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      a "sports journalist." Who with ease bashed in lights and windows of neighborhood car

      Hunter S Thompson?

      --YLFI

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  22. Re:GPS coordinates by Trigun · · Score: 1

    But he had to write a book. That's too much work.
    I want my cult NOW!

  23. These media(?) hacks are getting out of hand by szo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When the antichrist arrives, we wont even belive, because everyone will think it's a hoax :)

    Szo

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    1. Re:These media(?) hacks are getting out of hand by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 1

      Well the bible does say "No man will no the hour"...Hmmm...come to think of it, I think it will be right....NOW! Ha! Saved the world I did! Averted the apocolypse yet again!

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    2. Re:These media(?) hacks are getting out of hand by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny

      When the antichrist arrives, we wont even belive, because everyone will think it's a hoax :)

      Well, the fact that the antichrist chose the form of a 12-year-old boy in one of those plastic molded dracula Halloween costumes didn't help anything. Would you believe some kid running around going "Bleh! Bleh! I'm dracula, er, I mean I'm the antichrist! Bow down before me!"

    3. Re:These media(?) hacks are getting out of hand by Glass+of+Water · · Score: 1

      The problem is people like you, who see something unexplained and try to frame it in terms of "media hacking" or "conceptual art". Once it's thus reduced and understood, you're free to forget about it or dismiss it.

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    4. Re:These media(?) hacks are getting out of hand by szo · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must know something! Care to explain to a person like me?

      Szo

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  24. a big AAAAAHHHHHH by johnpaul191 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i have seen those here, in Philadelphia, for a long time (i guess since the 80's?) and kind of like the author i never understood them, but once the light turned green, i got on my way and totally forgot about them.

    i honestly could not tell you where they are, but after seeing the picture it came back. i don't remember what the local ones say but the style of text in the same and the size of the tiles and whatnot.

    for people in Philly, i am 99% sure there is one in a crosswalk on South street maybe around 4th and south? i guess when the /. effect wears off you can look up your town's documented tiles.

    1. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by Rheingold · · Score: 1

      How many other mysteries have you not stopped to investigate? How many other times has the green light of the crosswalk or ringing of the phone diverted your attention and caused you to miss a brilliant adventure? Pynchon or Auster might like to know.

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      wiki
    2. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      in short, i promise to be more investigative and jump into adventure mode. goes to show me how many other things i gloss over may be super weird. i do get very distracted by things like green lights. no mystery to that, some form of ADD i suspect. possibly having a TV with too many channels... and banner ads.... they have taught me to ignore things right in front of my face.

      as i cross those tiles i always thought "darn, that thing has been there for years... can't be paint"..... then i forget (possibly the tiles have powers). i actually always assumed it was some local artist/activist thing that i was not in the loop for. and never thought to google it. poking around on google i see that one in Chile lists a Philadelphia address: Toynbee A. 2624 S. 7th Philadelphia, PA. 19148-4610 USA. now that's weird! maybe i'll SMS my 'system admin gone bike messenger' housemate and see if i can get him to go investigate the address.

      it was not till reading this lovely /. article that i found out they are in other cities and outside the USA. that's really strange considering they are so well planted in the street. whatever can ooze them into asphalt probably can not be carried on a plane. then again i almost don't want to know where they come from, but i would be curious to see pictures of ones in other cities. actually, by the time the /. effect wears off i will have forgotten this whole thing. maybe.....

    3. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by CodeHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      >How many other times has the green light of the crosswalk
      >or ringing of the phone diverted your attention and caused you to miss a brilliant adventure?
      Ah, but you're ready to fly now. Just have to throw yourself at the ground when your attention is diverted!

      --
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    4. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by aminorex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow. You just slashedotted someone's house.

      That's cold, man. Cold.

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      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    5. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Is there a documented physical slashdotting yet? Remember, don't push, and don't bogart the front row.

    6. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      whatever can ooze them into asphalt probably can not be carried on a plane.

      It wasn't until 2 years ago that airlanes cared what you brought on a plane. I have a friend who brought quarter sticks of dynamite on a flight to San Francisco from New York in his carry-on. But that was 8 years ago.

    7. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      wow..... but ..... oops.

      well if you stop over there be sure to take some waterice or tasty kakes. sorry current resident.

    8. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by double-oh+three · · Score: 0

      especially because it's a french slashe` dotting. It's cold, but there's a pastry around it so it's not all bad.

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    9. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I left philly when I was 9, but the term waterice brings it all back. A third of my life to remember.

    10. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the formula is now:
      1. get distracted
      2. throw yourself at the ground
      3. ?
      4. fly/profit

      with step 3 being what you let out.
      3. miss the ground

  25. How Is This A "Mystery"? by istartedi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How Is This A "Mystery"? Some people thought it would be cool to put tiles all over the place. End of story.

    Next on Slashdot, the mystery of strange sticky circular blobs that appear on sidewalks all over the world, and are extremely hard to clean off.

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    1. Re:How Is This A "Mystery"? by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 1
      Do you know who did it and why? No? Then it's a mystery to you, smack ass.

    2. Re:How Is This A "Mystery"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who are these "some people"? Thats the mystery assfuck.

    3. Re:How Is This A "Mystery"? by stilwebm · · Score: 1

      The spaced invaders tiles were way more interesting than these.

      Invasion of the Space Invader Mosaics?

  26. Harder than asphalt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I tried to push my thumbnail into the tile. It was rock hard. Harder than the asphalt itself.

    How the h*** does one manage to determine if something is harder than asphalt using the THUMB?

    1. Re:Harder than asphalt by Sgt+York · · Score: 3, Informative
      Depending on how hot it was, the asphalt could get pretty soft. You can easily push your thumb into it on really hot days. Here in Houston, there are days when a soda can is "harder than the asphalt itself". In fact, a lot of roads here don't even use regular asphalt. It would get pushed right off the road by passing cars during the summer, like a slow motion boat wake.

      So, the fact that the tiles are also harder than the asphalt is about as shocking as the tiles themselves.

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      There is a reason for everything. Sometimes that reason just sucks.

    2. Re:Harder than asphalt by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 1
      Possibly because you can make impressions in asphalt with the flesh on your finger on a hot day, and probably with something harder (such as a thumbnail) on any day.

    3. Re:Harder than asphalt by perly-king-69 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Depending on how hot it was, the asphalt could get pretty soft.

      Yes, just ask anyone who has come back to their motorbike on a hot day to see the sidestand 3 inches deep in asphalt. :-(

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    4. Re:Harder than asphalt by KC+Swan · · Score: 1

      Trust me...I live in Kansas City, and during the summer around here it is not too difficult to make an impression into asphalt.

    5. Re:Harder than asphalt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, Metro is still blamed for the permenant state of road construction in downtown...

    6. Re:Harder than asphalt by realdpk · · Score: 1

      How the _what_? Speak up man! Your AC rambling makes no sense.

    7. Re:Harder than asphalt by RabidStoat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kids - don't try this at home. Sticking your thumb in soft asphalt isn't big and it isn't clever. Think about the police and ambulance crews turning up to try pulling yer thumb out from the now-not-so-soft asphalt - doesn't quite fit with the smart kid on the block image does it now.

    8. Re:Harder than asphalt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen to the man....I've been stuck here since mid-August. Thank God I brought along these orange cones....

  27. Geocaching link from article by bastard42 · · Score: 2, Informative
  28. Latest in weird things from Philadelphia by brilliant-mistake · · Score: 1

    So this tile-maker guy was from Philadelphia, huh? Figures, Philly's a weird place, and not in a good way. I wonder if he 'sees dead people'.

    1. Re:Latest in weird things from Philadelphia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont fuck with Phily' or we will send 12 monkeys after you.

  29. This suggests it's the old guy by siskbc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If no more of these are appearing, maybe it is the old (now dead) guy in the article. He published an article about resurrecting dead on Jupiter, and he lived in philly where these first appeared.

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    1. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by bogie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article pretty much discounts that because he would have been in his 70's when doing it. Also in some places they have reappeared when overpaved since they're sightings in the 80's.

      Plus they said this probably required heavy equipment. I can't see some guy in his 70's out in the middle of the night(Old people don't stay up late) lugging equipment around.

      The clue which points to him certainly is the best starting place, but I'm guessing its some other wacko who heard what he said and decided to make his crazy theories his life work.

      I just hope having this on /. doesn't start a copycat craze. I'd would be a shame someone else took credit or led the investigation in the wrong direction.

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    2. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think it was the old guy. From what I read, he did radio broadcasts, he had cancer (which may have enforced his anger) and figured out a way of installing the tiles with the sun doing most of the work!

      'In the Philadelphia telephone directory, only one James Morasco is listed in the entire city. I called his number, and an elderly woman answered the phone.

      May I talk to Mr. Morasco?
      "He can't talk," the woman said. "He has problems with his throat."
      What kind of problems?
      "He had his voice box removed," she said.
      I see. How did he get sick?
      "We don't know," she said.
      It's something of a mystery?
      "Right," she said.'

      Also it did not require heavy machinary! It was "easy" to place:

      "Spotted by Miriam Greenberg along with Jon Wichmann and John Fail. She notes that this tile has instructions for making them:
      lenoleum, asphalt glue (?) in several layers, then placing tar paper over it so that car wheels won't mess it up, and apparently the heat of the sun on the tar paper will bake it into the street"

    3. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by mbourgon · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't see why heavy equipment would be required. Several semis running over it, on a hot day, would do it. In El Paso I've seen what look like "waves" of asphalt, where trucks have driven. Granted philly is not as hot (thank goodness), but on a hot day, with several thousand cars driving over it? Yeah, it'd be embedded.

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    4. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article pretty much discounts that because he would have been in his 70's when doing it. Also in some places they have reappeared when overpaved since they're sightings in the 80's.

      The woman that answered his phone said that he's dead and gave his age. That doesn't mean it's true.

    5. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by M-G · · Score: 1

      Plus they said this probably required heavy equipment. I can't see some guy in his 70's out in the middle of the night(Old people don't stay up late) lugging equipment around.

      I don't buy the 'required heavy equipment' statement. It's not like the person who put them there tore out an entire section of street, ordered in a load of asphalt, and hot-rolled it.

      The only equipment you'd need is a hammer and chisel to bust out the top layer of asphalt about the size of the tile. The picture in the article even looks like the spot for the tile was made this way, given the rough edges, although they could be from traffic or people trying to steal it.

    6. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      > The woman that answered his phone said that he's dead and gave his age. That doesn't mean it's true.

      She's a government agent hired to intercept the phone calls and give out the wrong information. The "guy" is really only 30 years old now. Of course, he's the last remnant of the people from Mars, who all died and moved to summer houses on Jupiter (or Saturn, if you like books).

    7. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by spankalee · · Score: 1
      Plus, in the photo of the tile in the article, it looks to me like the tile was stuck in a conviently shaped pothile.

      I'm sure it wouldn't be hard in a big city to wander around for a little bit till you found a pothole that's a good fit for your tile. The you just come back at night and drop it in, maybe tap it with a brick for good measure.

    8. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by selfabuse · · Score: 1

      embedded you say? Hmm... time to get to loading OpenZaurus on it!

  30. Re:GPS coordinates by blackp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Answering my own question (sort-of) check this out. http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx? ID=36606

  31. Are the tiles 1 by 4 by 9? by gila_monster · · Score: 1, Funny

    They gotta be....

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    1. Re:Are the tiles 1 by 4 by 9? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Are the tiles 1 by 4 by 9? They gotta be....

      Please excuse my ignorance, but to what is this a reference?

    2. Re:Are the tiles 1 by 4 by 9? by Fenris+Ulf · · Score: 2, Informative

      In 2001, the monoliths were of the proportion 1x4x9 (1^2 x 2^2 x 3^2), presumably as a hint from their creators that they were artefacts of intelligent beings.

  32. Toynbee Tiles violate DMCA by LegendOfLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, it's true, any persons caught trying to decipher the mystery of the Toynbee Tiles will be prosecuted under the DMCA. Listen, just because you can go out into public and read these mysterious tiles does not mean that you have the mysterious right to try and mysteriously figure out where they mysteriously came from. That is the exclusive mysterious right of the mysterious man/woman in [insert color here] who placed these in the first not-so-mysterious place to begin with.

    1. Re:Toynbee Tiles violate DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, and soon SCO will want $699 for the tiles too. you're fucking hilarious, son.

    2. Re:Toynbee Tiles violate DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO is also claiming that some of the tiles contain their IP...

  33. Here's one! by zippity8 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, theoretically here's one. When I can duck out and drive across the country to verify it, I'll let you know ;)

    For now, geocache away, Toynbee followers!
    http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_d etails.aspx? ID=36606

    For a message board on this topic, go here (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3790/geobook .html)

    1. Re:Here's one! by FinalCut · · Score: 1

      i tried that link and it didn't work. maybe this one will http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx? pf=&ID=36606&decrypt=y&log=

  34. Dammit! by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

    You know I'm getting sick and tired of people telling me that I'm weird, that I'm not well connected with reality. These tiles, at least to my way of thinking, are a perfect example of how weird this world is. People are putting these things everywhere and the world just keeps moving by them without a thought to them.

    Without a thought! And yet the world calls me weird!

    Fine, I want to try being normal. Will someone please send me one of these tiles so I can put one on the streets of Sandpoint. Then maybe I'll fit in.

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    1. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not weird. Just paranoid.

    2. Re:Dammit! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think these tiles are even interesting? Its just a product from some guy with too much time on his hands, much like this post.

      I personally ignore crap that is supposed to pique my interest. To me, this is nothing more than graffiti for old white guys.

    3. Re:Dammit! by ONOIML8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No! See, you just don't get it at all.

      The amazing thing here is that this "graffiti for old white guys" is accepted and ignored by society. Millions of people every day pass these tiles without any thought to them.

      Yet if I suggest something that has some logic behind it like creating a 51st state out of north Idaho, eastern Washingon and western Montana, people say I'm some sort of freak.

      I could embed tiles in streets and go unnoticed. Yet if I speak my mind I'm labeled.

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    4. Re:Dammit! by Zebbers · · Score: 2, Funny

      shutup freak

    5. Re:Dammit! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      A 51st state? You wierdo. Everyone knows that those regions should form their own country!!! The rest of the country just doesn't understand them....

    6. Re:Dammit! by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

      LOL. Ok I'll go for that. But only if we get to include the nuke lab at Arco for defense use.

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  35. All your by skroz · · Score: 0

    All your tiles are belong to Toynbee.

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  36. Similiar Flyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These tiles remind me of the "Andre the Giant has a posse" stickers I have seen popping up in cities here in Texas for about 5 years. I would write it off as a local thing, but I noticed the stickers on a recent trip to Europe in both Rome and Barcelona. Anybody have any ideas anout what these are?

    1. Re:Similiar Flyers by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

      Five years? They have been floating around since around 1995. A fellow named Shepard Fairey started it amongst some skateboarders and it took hold. Now, he refers to it as "an experiment in Phenomenology

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    2. Re:Similiar Flyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.maddenation.com/blog/archives/categoric al/explanations/000056.html

      try "google.com" its neeeet

  37. Re:Pittsburgh has an H! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know where these tiles are in Pittsburgh?

    Yeah, it's on the toynbee site...

    Smithfield Street and 7th Avenue
    Smithfield Street and Oliver Avenue
    Smithfield Street and Forbes Avenue
    Forbes Avenue near the Allegheny County Courthouse
    Penn Avenue across from the Hilton

  38. James Morasco by ZorMonkey · · Score: 1, Informative

    Two years ago, a reporter found evidence that one James Morasco is behind the tiles.

    I seem to remember reading more about the Morasco link somewhere, but it was so long ago I cant remember where. It was almost definately linked to on the snopes.com message board, but their search system is pretty bad.

    1. Re:James Morasco by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember reading more about the Morasco link somewhere, but it was so long ago I cant remember where.

      But, for 100 points can you link morasco to Kevin Bacon in less than six degrees of seperation. If so, link the tiles to KB and look at any crosslinked data and you have your link.

  39. techtv by spudthepotatofreak · · Score: 1

    You know, I saw this on techtv awhile back... they had an "expert" come on, i think he had a PhD, he kept talking about a deeper meaning, i think he has a site too but i'm too worthless to find it...

    1. Re:techtv by linuxlesbian · · Score: 1

      http://www.techtv.com/unscrewed/episodeguides/stor y/0,24682,3489655,00.html

      he wasn't a phd, he was bill o'neill, the ugy that runs toynbee.net

  40. see previous slashdot article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on Scientology...

  41. Are We Really, Really Sure We're "Seeing" Tiles? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe it's just ultrasound coming up from the sewers?

  42. Interestingly, I just saw one on Saturday. by krem81 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In downtown Washington, somewhere around Hotel Washington. It wasn't red, white and blue though, just black and white. I thought it was a joke and painted on recently. I guess I was wrong. I live in Philly myself, but never saw one around here.

  43. Some people will do anything to get /.ed by Solo-Malee · · Score: 0

    nuff said.

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  44. Manhattan by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

    I used to see a bunch of these around Midtown Manhattan in the early-mid 90's. They've all been long gone one by one when time came up to resurface the streets. Only they weren't tiles as much as persistent scribing in asphalt.

  45. Thats ok. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny


    He can keep the psycho-killer computers. I have enough problems when they "seg fault".

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  46. interesting note from local paper by joel2600 · · Score: 0

    this piece is from an online version of a newspaper linked from toynbee.net about the tiles found in my town in ohio. ---------- One interesting side note, however: the idea of monotheism, according to Toynbee, originated with a gentleman named Zoroaster. The name might not mean anything to you, but the famous theme song to 2001 (Dom-Dom-Dom-Da-Dum!) probably does. The theme's title? Thus Spoke Zoroaster. And the plot thickens. ---------- i thought some more people would find that interesting.

    1. Re:interesting note from local paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thus Spake Zarathustra". It's a book by Nietzsche.

    2. Re:interesting note from local paper by woozlewuzzle · · Score: 1

      Thus Spake Zarathustra

    3. Re:interesting note from local paper by joel2600 · · Score: 0

      more interesting stuff i found
      Toynbee x Kubrick x David Mammet, por Taylor (enviado por Bernardo Carvalho)
      The Toynbee/Kubrick plaque might be based off of a David Mammet play! One of the many short plays from Goldberg Street contains this excerpt:
      Interviewer: Hello, you are on the air.
      Caller: Hello, Greg, how are you?
      Interviewer: I'm fine.
      Caller: Good. Greg, it's a pleasure to talk with you ...
      Interviewer: What's your problem?
      Caller: Greg, we need your help to publicize your plan. We've been trying to get our organization together to raise money to be able to hire a public relations firm like Wells and Jacoby to publicize our organization (PAUSE.) Where are we going to GET the money...? I don't know...
      Interviewer: To publicize you...
      Caller: In the movie 2001, based on the writings of Arnold Toynbee, they speak of the plan...
      Interviewer: Excuse me, excuse me, but the movie 2001 was based on the writings...
      Caller: ...all human life is made of molecules...
      Interviewer: ...based on the writings of Arthur C. Clarke...
      Caller: All human ... no, Greg, if you examine ...
      Interviewer: ...it was based on the writings of Arthur C. Clarke ...
      Caller: Oh, Greg NO. We have the ...
      Interviewer: Well, go on.
      Caller: ... we have the writings.
      Interviewer: Okay, go on.
      Caller: Greg: in the writings of Arnold Toynbee he discusses a play whereby all human life could be easily reconstituted on the planet Jupiter.

    4. Re:interesting note from local paper by JJ22 · · Score: 1

      The music is titled "Thus Spoke Zarathustra", which I believe came after Nietzsche's writings of the same name (both around 1880s-90s).

    5. Re:interesting note from local paper by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      Also Sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss spoke German!)

      --
      When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
    6. Re:interesting note from local paper by JCCyC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Zoroaster and Zarathustra are alternative spellings of the name of the same person -- a Persian philosopher who founded the religion known as Zoroastrianism. Quote from that link:

      "The Persian religion was founded by a legendary sage named Zarathustra, who had taught that there was a supreme god, the wise lord Ahuramazda, who was opposed by the forces of evil, which were under command of Angra Mainyu. (Since only Ahuramazda was to be venerated, the exiled Jews in Babylonia considered Cyrus a monotheist like themselves.) All other gods were regarded as mere good spirits or demons. The most remarkable aspects of this religion were the radical dualism and the presence of an ethical message: no other pagan religion had postulated a dichotomy between good and evil, light and dark, truth and lies."

      If I'm not mistaken car maker Mazda is named after that religions's god.

      More at http://members.tripod.com/historel/orient/08perse. htm.

    7. Re:interesting note from local paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A religion enjoyed by myself, and Bill (the Galactic Hero).

  47. I have seen many of these! Spooky! by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Any /.'ers able to provide the location of additional tiles, or perhaps clues for solving the mystery?"

    I've seen a large number of these mysterious tiles. They too have strange writing on them, which sometimes makes lewd suggestions or tells offensive jokes. I have always wondered how that writing was created on all those tiles. I've usually noticed these mystery tiles in restrooms stalls at schools, offices, and even airports in many major cities around the world! It's good to know people are starting to investigate the matter.

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
    1. Re:I have seen many of these! Spooky! by jareth780 · · Score: 1

      If this is what you guys consider entertaining, I can only wonder what you'd do if construction workers started learning hieroglyphics.

      "Oh well, I guess now I'll have more time to spend reading things I find lying on the ground. Lay-Tex Con-Dome. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!" -Abraham J. Simpson

    2. Re:I have seen many of these! Spooky! by MortisUmbra · · Score: 1

      Everyone likes a little ass but nobody likes a smart one.

      --

      "The saddest words of mice and men, are not those which were, but should have been."
    3. Re:I have seen many of these! Spooky! by cdtoad · · Score: 1

      This one is from Cleveland E.12 & Euclid Click here for BIG IMAGE

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      when they ban enctryption only criminals wi$21*J *#JF$%!@#$':
  48. Polly, Arnold's daughter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can be emailed at polly.toynbee@guardian.co.uk

  49. another gallery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    great site that's not (yet) /.'d

    http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/toynbee/

  50. Re:Would everyone who wants to claim responsibilit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? You had it right the first time.

  51. It's a small world by InsaneCreator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Title: "Mystery Tiles From Around the World"
    And from the article: "in at least 20 cities around the United States (and two in South America!)"

    It kind of reminds me of the times when Europe was the known world. :)

    1. Re:It's a small world by ralbury · · Score: 1

      As a resident of the city where the world champion Buccaneers rule the world of football, I, sir, am offended by your provincialism. ;-)

    2. Re:It's a small world by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1
      It kind of reminds me of the times when Europe was the known world. :)

      I.e., all the world known to Europeans at that time. While other places like Japan, China, and the Americas had people living in them, these places weren't actually "known", and for several millenia their inhabitants believed they were actually located in the suburbs of Ipswich. ;-)

      --
      A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
    3. Re:It's a small world by Mr.Gibs · · Score: 1

      It kind of reminds me of the times when Europe was the known world. :)

      You were around when Europe was the known world? When was that? The 70's???

      --
      I live to gib...
    4. Re:It's a small world by zanderredux · · Score: 1
      A small world? Indeed. Makes me think that aliens et al have some very marked preferences when it comes to vacations here in our planet. see:
      • Crop circles are found in UK and to a lesser extent, US and continental Europe, but not in South America.
      • The Chupa Cabra is found in South America, some is known in the US but I've never seen references to it in Europe, Africa or Asia.
      • The Sasquatch (sic) or Big Foot, in Canada, US and China.
      • Abductions, never heard of those in South America or Asia, seems like a NATO-only thing. Worse, an anglo-saxon thing.
      The only thing in common is the good ol' US of A!
    5. Re:It's a small world by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      It kind of reminds me of the times when Europe was the known world. :)

      You mean in high school History class?

  52. Journalist != Scientist by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    What basis does the author have to assume that the Toynbee tiles and the racist tiles were created and placed by the same person(s)?

    But if the late James Morasco was the tile maker he went to his grave with his secret and is now presumably on the planet Jupiter getting a tan.

    So the crushing, pulping pressures of metallic hydrogen gives one a nice tan, eh?

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    --- Ban humanity.
    1. Re:Journalist != Scientist by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Lissen up, bub! Anyone who can resurrect the dead certainly can modify their forms so that they would find the environment on Jupiter to be quite amenable! (Or for that matter, change Jupiter into club Med for zombies)!

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    2. Re:Journalist != Scientist by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      Well... one would imagine that when your body was pulverized to the dimensions of a basketball the darker pigments beneath your skin would mix with the lighter pigments above and you'd come out with a nice dark-red tint. Perhaps we should name this phenomenon. A "Jovian Tan."

  53. He's already here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Supreme Court installed him in his counterfeit court.

  54. Goecache Site lists where some can be found.... by pissoncutler · · Score: 1

    Google found me this, I don't know if anyone else has posted it:
    <p>
    <a href="http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details .aspx?ID=36606">http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cac he_details.aspx?ID=36606</a>
    <p>
    Some geocachers have been tracking these tiles.
    <p>
    in Philadelphia PA:
    13th and Chestnut sts.
    N 39&#176; 57.021 W 075&#176; 09.725 ?
    <p>
    in Pittsburgh PA:
    Smithfield St. and Oliver Ave.
    South Corner nearest Mellon Bankk
    Oliver Ave Crosswalk
    N 40&#176; 26.442 W 079&#176; 59.890 ?
    <p>
    in Baltimore MD:
    By Peabody Conservatory . . . Mt Vernon Pl
    N 39&#176; 17.832 W 076&#176; 36.937 ?

  55. Quoting the article by varjag · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "It's probably a man, because the tiles are obviously installed at night since nobody seems to have witnessed them being put in. It's unlikely a woman would risk being alone at night in a downtown environment."

    Yeah, as if a person insane enough to put prophecy tiles into asphalt would drop the idea due to risk of being alone in a downtown environment.

    --
    Lisp is the Tengwar of programming languages.
    1. Re:Quoting the article by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      My downtown area is full of women at night, looking for a "date."

      That's why most men, as well as women, choose to avoid it.

      Obviously reason dictates the tiles are installed by crack hos.

      KFG

    2. Re:Quoting the article by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Except the person isn't insane. Clearly it is someone making a point. Besides, what he probably meant is:
      "It's probably a man, because the tiles are obviously installed at night since nobody seems to have witnessed them being put in. It's unlikely a woman would of survived being alone at night in a downtown environment."

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:Quoting the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't insane by a legal or medical definition, but by a normal lay definition they are insane. Words have more than one meaning.

    4. Re:Quoting the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's unlikely a woman would risk being alone at night in a downtown environment.

      How can it be known that culprit[s] is/are alone?

  56. Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by slowtech · · Score: 1

    So this guy calls all over the world and talks to a bunch of people to research this thing, and then he can't sit through more than 10 minutes of Kubric's 2001? How lame is that? No wonder some mystery person has it in for journalists...

    Besides, it is a great movie.

    --
    "Well it's not Victory - but then it's not Death either."
    1. Re:Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was a great movie, sure. There, there.

      It's just that the first 20 minutes are mind numbingly boring, unless you like watching a bunch of people jumping around in ape suits.

      I think that this was an expertly written article. I also think that it's perfectly okay that he couldn't sit through all of 2001. I couldn't. Sorry; I just think the opening scene is borrrring.

      He also is probably young. For someone raised on the special effects of the eighties and nineties, the special effects in 2001 aren't impressive; they're just hokey.

      Yeah, yeah Stanley Kubrick is a brilliant director; whatever. The point is, just because something is regarded as great doesn't mean everyone will (or should) enjoy it.

      Even though the author may not have managed to watch through the entire movie, he did take the time to research its plot, and gave a fairly accurate summary -- certainly enough to explain the "Kubrick" reference in the tile.

      --
      Karma: Chevy Kavalierma.
    2. Re:Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree: young people tend to have amazingly short attention spans. I mean, imagine a whole twenty minutes with no car crashes and explosions!

    3. Re:Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The special effects may be "hokey", but for showing what space travel would look and feel like they are better than almost anything since (minus the acid trip part, natch).

      2010 wasn't bad either, in that department. I still get dizzy thinking about the scene where they spacewalked over to the ship.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    4. Re:Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by slowtech · · Score: 1

      Well, for a freaking article you would think he could watch it. I sat through Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and nothing is worse than that.

      I thought 2001 was fascinating - I actualy showed the begining to my 5 and 8 year old girls a few months ago (we had been talking about evolution - they had seen a DVD about a theory on how humans (proto-humans) suddenly went from using rudimentary tools for nearly a million of years to develeping a wide variety of tools, almost overnight [in evolutionary time]). I thought the movie would show this in a more graphic way than the DVD (of course I told them the monolith was all made up). They loved it! They wanted to watch the whole movie, and they loved the whole thing ("Look! A space baby!"). There is plenty to see and think about while you watch the movie - the only way it is boring is if you are passively waiting for your brain to be prodded by some flashy crap.

      --
      "Well it's not Victory - but then it's not Death either."
    5. Re:Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Thank goodness that small children get the 'special effects gee-whiz effect' flushed out of their systems by the time they're six these days.

      So that we can get back to watching films for the drama and effect.

      Yes, I know there will always be malcontents who mostly rant and rave about the quality of the 'special effects' in a film. There are probably cranks out there who obsess over the quality of the backdrops at a Shakespearean play, also. It's nothing new, profound, or worth dwelling on.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    6. Re:Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by M-G · · Score: 1

      It's just that the first 20 minutes are mind numbingly boring

      In my case, it isn't the first 20 minutes that are the problem, it's when they're actually in space. As part of the film series at school they once showed 2001 in the theater (just a video projection, not actual film). But I was tired, and that constant background hum once they're in space completely put me under.

    7. Re:Reporters Dig Their Own Grave by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the only way it is boring is if you are passively waiting for your brain to be prodded by some flashy crap.

      Ooh, interesting. I think you struck upon a fundamental problem with today's young -- and possibly marketing.

      If something isn't overly flashy or deafeningly loud, most young people (and, admittedly, quite a few older people) automatically label it "boring," "stupid," etc.

      I like the way you put it -- prodding the brain. Now that TV & all kinds of advertising are vieing constantly for attention, "consumers" have come to expect everything trying to gain that attention; therefore if it doesn't immediately grab said attention, it's perceived as not being any good.

      Thanks for spawning the life of a new thought in my head.

  57. Always preview before submit.... (2nd try) by pissoncutler · · Score: 1

    http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cac he_details.aspx?ID=36606

    in Philadelphia PA:
    13th and Chestnut sts.
    N 39 57.021 W 075 09.725 ?

    in Pittsburgh PA:
    Smithfield St. and Oliver Ave.
    South Corner nearest Mellon Bank
    Oliver Ave Crosswalk
    N 40 26.442 W 079 59.890 ?

    in Baltimore MD:
    By Peabody Conservatory . . . Mt Vernon Pl
    N 39 17.832 W 076 36.937 ?

  58. Does anybody know of similar things? by Knuckles · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had a similar experience in Vienna/Austria. One day by accident I saw the words on an ad poster translated to latin (or some warped form of it), in pencil, all caps, about 0.7 mm high. I thought nothing of it. But having seen this one item, I suddenly saw them everywhere. I realized that in my neighborhood nearly all the names of the residents were translated (pencil, caps, ...) on the front doors. I saw timetables on bus stops translated. I started to open my eyes to it in other districts of the city. Bingo, there they were - names, ads, traffic signs, basically everything on the streets you could translate and write on had a good chance to carry them, and I kept seeing them for 12 years all over the city, until I moved away (no, not for this reason :)
    There were times when I thought of charting them and trying to find out who the guy is (yes, I had nothing much to do), but I reminded myself of what can happen when one goes overboard with those things and thought better of it ;o)
    A crackpot, sure, but one with a hell of a determination

    --
    "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    1. Re:Does anybody know of similar things? by Maniakes · · Score: 1

      Is he writing things like Romanes Eunt Domus?

      --
      A legparnasom tele van angolnaval.
    2. Re:Does anybody know of similar things? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny, +1 Insightful

      In some way, yes. Like someone who has had some exposure to latin, but uses it way more than he is capable of. Like some palestinian peasant under roman government, or like some mediaevel peasant in Europe. Or like some guy who dropped out of school at 16 :) (we still have latin in many higher educational branches)

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    3. Re:Does anybody know of similar things? by the+hopthrisC · · Score: 1

      wuss? 0.7mm??

      give an example of where to find one!

    4. Re:Does anybody know of similar things? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=77642&cid=6901 941

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    5. Re:Does anybody know of similar things? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      If they are still there, have a look around 18., Kreuzgasse/Lacknergasse

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
  59. "This could be a place of historical importance" by aziraphale · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reminds me of a paving slab in the corner of the Domplatz (cathedral square) in Koeln (Cologne - damn Slashdot's hatred of HTML entities), Germany. When I was there in the early nineties, there was the big Friedenmauer (peace-wall) - generally a post unification, end-of-history, anti-Gulf-War kind of thing - and the square was a really busy centre of demonstrators, artists and so on. Over in one corner, one of the slabs had, engraved into it, "This could be a place of historical importance". At the time, when everybody was kind of filled with a sense of capital-H history going on all around them, what with the end of the cold war, and atlases going out of date left right and centre, this seemed like a fairly profound statement - and probably encouraged the Friedenmauer builders to think that maybe they could make a difference.

    Seeing this story finally inspired me to Google this phrase, and it turns out to have been the work of one Braco Dimitrijevic, and apparently other similar slabs can be found around St Martin's College in London.

    Obviously no Kubrick reference, so not so geeky, but still a pretty cool bit of public-space art.

  60. a link between by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In some cities, the standard "Toynbee tile" is accompanied by smaller adjacent tiles that express sentiments such as:

    Submit. Obey.


    Could this be an attempt to link into the Obey phenomenon? Sure, the tiles started in the 80's, but perhaps a new breed of social engineers are trying to plug us into the idea of examining our surroundings?

    Or maybe some folks think that graffetti doesn't have to be a bad spray job that says "dave love's jessica" or "metallica rules!"

    --
    There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
    1. Re:a link between by DingoBueno · · Score: 1

      In some cities, the standard "Toynbee tile" is accompanied by smaller adjacent tiles that express sentiments such as:

      Submit. Obey.


      I, for one, welcome our new bricklayer overlords...

      --
      ascii art
    2. Re:a link between by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obey started in 1989 in Charleston, SC. The crew who got into doing it were a pretty ecletic group of skater/artists. The did some pretty intelligent and beautiful work in the late 80's and early 90's in Charleston. I was hanging around back then and new most of the guys involved. If you're in to modern art and underground subcultures, this is one of the really interesting stories.

      Anyway I seriously doubt these two phenomena are related, Shepard Fairey promoted and commercialized the Obey line, whereas this one is a lot more mysterious.

      --
      Arrogance is Confidence which lacks integrity. -- me
    3. Re:a link between by Tomun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reminds me of the Space Invader

    4. Re:a link between by Jon+Erikson · · Score: 1

      Or maybe some folks think that graffetti doesn't have to be a bad spray job that says "dave love's jessica" or "metallica rules!"

      Have a look at the work of Banksy for graffiti with a message.

      --

      Jon Erikson, IT guru

    5. Re:a link between by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      Funny, you expect a Score: -1, troll, you get a Score: 5, interesting. Some days are like that.

      They aren't related. But i found it odd that there was an Obey message attached to some of the tiles.

      --
      There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
    6. Re:a link between by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Damnit...if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. It's "Metallica Rulz!"

      --
      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    7. Re:a link between by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      The Obey Giant trend actually started in the late 1980s (I remember seeing the original "Andre the Giant Has a Posse" posters when visiting NYC in January 1990).

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
  61. Downtown St. Louis by zsazsa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a Toynbee tile in the intersection of (IIRC) Broadway and Olive streets in downtown St. Louis. I had always seen it and thought it to be a marker left over from some art festival, etc. I never had the time to stop and read it due to the rather short nature of green lights. I had no idea there were more of them until I saw a weblog entry about this site. I clicked and instantly recognized it. I have no idea how old the tile is but it's in excellent condition.

  62. The answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kilroy did it

  63. cincinnati by cokane · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we had one of these downtown here in cincy, I think I remember an article in the paper about it like five years ago. They have since repaved and it is gone. Strange...

    1. Re:cincinnati by browrp · · Score: 1

      I think that I have seen one here too but it was a few months ago. It was either in Cincinnati or Northern Kentucky.

    2. Re:cincinnati by RevRa · · Score: 1

      It was in either City Beat or Everybody's News. (Everybody's News has since been absorbed into City Beat)

      I remember it as well.

      --
      - Kate
      "DNA is life. The rest is just translation."
    3. Re:cincinnati by cokane · · Score: 1

      Speaking with a friend of mine there are three of them here:
      Main & 4th
      Walnut & 5th
      Walnut & 6th

      dunno if they still exist now.
      Allegedly the 4th and Main tile still exists right now.

  64. Self replicating, it's too late to stop them by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And I for one welcome our new tile overlords.

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  65. Money making cult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientology seems to think so..

    http://www.spaink.net/fishman/home.html

  66. I Know Who Placed Them! by KC+Swan · · Score: 1

    They were obviously placed by a time-traveler from the future, stuck here in 2003. In order to return to the future he needs a just a few parts, or the plans for a simple time-transport device. Wait a second, I've got his e-mail address here somewhere...

    1. Re:I Know Who Placed Them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had Doc Brown posted this, or even Marty Mcfly I would have believed it.

  67. Re:Sounds like the Kilroy Was Here people... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

    But "Kilroy" had a meaning, and was just graffiti spread by WWII soldiers, which came to represent American soldiers presense around the world. It was a meme that spread like "All your base" or "In soviet russia", though noone is 100% sure where it came from. I remember an old war era Bugs Bunny cartoon where he goes to the moon and "Kilroy was here" is scrawled on a moon rock.

    These tiles are supposedly the work of the same person/group as they're all the same composition and tarred to the road in the same way. At least so the articles say. I'd guess some are spray painted or whatever, most are the work of copycats.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  68. Re:Are We Really, Really Sure We're "Seeing" Tiles by imAck · · Score: 1

    Cross reference to another slashdot headline story-- And it was funny?

    Mod the parent up...

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    It's hard to tell the cool to chill, my favorite hotel room has a view to an ill.

  69. Have they asked the Crop Circle guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just wondering.

    Anonymous Kev
    Proudly posting as AC since 1997

  70. You guys are slipping! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you mean something was actually on TechTV weeks BEFORE it was on /. ?!?! Something's wrong with this picture... ;)

  71. I walk by one everyday! by iCharles · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's in front of my office here in Cincinnati. In fact, the local alternative weekly ran an artical a few years ago.

    Creepy.

    1. Re:I walk by one everyday! by browrp · · Score: 1

      What street is this on?

    2. Re:I walk by one everyday! by Troed · · Score: 1

      That article is even more informative than the one posted on /. - nice!

    3. Re:I walk by one everyday! by iCharles · · Score: 1

      It's on the corner of 4th and Main...northeasy (corner by Wendy's, accross from Atrium 1). The toynbee.net site says there are two others downtown that I've also seen...it's just that I don't step on it on my way to lunch.

    4. Re:I walk by one everyday! by don_carnage · · Score: 1

      I just took a walk out to see both of these and I'm amazed that they haven't been paved over or torn up over the years. Perhaps they were strategically placed so as to avoid water mains and other underground items that might need to be dug up?

  72. [OT]: Re:not worried ... by platypus · · Score: 1

    I'm curios, don't you see "sponsored links" when you click on that link?

    1. Re:[OT]: Re:not worried ... by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Why, so there are...I've gotten so used to ignoring them (the sponsored links), that Terminix didn't even come up on my radar.

      --
      "Murphy was an optimist" - O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law
    2. Re:[OT]: Re:not worried ... by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Let alone the ones on the right-hand-side...

      --
      "Murphy was an optimist" - O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law
    3. Re:[OT]: Re:not worried ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually I do not see them...

      but I use Admuncher software on this xp box, to completely filter all forms of advertisement on the web

  73. Everyday working man has the answer by Papa+Legba · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This article has a great ending.

    "I ask him if he thinks maybe it's a beacon or a landing site for invading spaceships from Jupiter. `Maybe they're coming for some barbecue," I suggest.

    "Could be," Edwards shrugs. "But we're closed on Sundays." "


    That sums the world up so nicely. Here we have the intillectual worked into a tizzy over this mystery. We have the entire slashdot community talking about it. What does the working man have to think about it? he just doesn't want the aliens to show up sunday cause he is closed and he can't server them. In a nutshell it is saying that I have real work to do and a bussiness to run. I produce something in this world so really I don't have time to worry about silly crap on the street. I like that idea. A great way to realize that even if we had the answer it would not change on thing about our lives today.

    --
    Papa Legba come and open the gate
    1. Re:Everyday working man has the answer by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      "he can't server them"

      I wish I had a dollar for every time I meant to type "serve" and typed "server"

      I think that we all type the word "server" so much that when trying to type "serve" our left index finger automatically heads for the "r".

      Funny that I thought it only happened to me.

  74. Rambaldi' by jvj24601 · · Score: 1

    The tiles are pieces of a Rambaldi artifact. Get them all together, use an image sequencer, and you'll get a picture of Jennifer Garner in a tube top.

  75. In Chicago by pridkett · · Score: 4, Informative

    There used to be one on Michigan avenue (I think around Adams) on the northwest corner in Chicago. However, when they redid the street, they just sorta covered up some of it. I believe you can still see about 1/2 of it. I never bothered reading it, I thought it was one of those weird art things that the city tends to do from time to time.

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    My Slashdot account is old enough to drink...
    1. Re:In Chicago by xjicex · · Score: 1

      I don't know if this is the same one.
      but it is in chicago across from the John Hancock Tower, beside the Presbyterian church

      N 41 53.876 W 087 37.438

      http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cachelog_details. as p?ID=274888&L=1758000

    2. Re:In Chicago by pridkett · · Score: 1

      Actually, nope it isn't. The one that I'm thinking of is by millenium park, a little over a mile south of that one. Come think of it, I think I've seen that one too.

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  76. Chronoliths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else think of "The Chronoliths" right away, or is it just me?

  77. Most salient quote... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... in the article, re: "2001: A Space Odyssey":

    It is without a doubt one of the most beautiful made and crushingly boring movies of all time.

    Somewhat on the mark, but methinks he didn't rent Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" which is actually, without a doubt, the most beautiful made and crushingly boring movies of all time.

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    1. Re:Most salient quote... by jacobcaz · · Score: 3, Interesting
      • Somewhat on the mark, but methinks he didn't rent Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" which is actually, without a doubt, the most beautiful made and crushingly boring movies of all time.

      Whenever I have an upscale party, I toss Barry Lyndon in the DVD player, randomly skip around for a bit and hit pause. I have a beautiful, suitable-for-framing image I can display on my TV!

      It's a running joke that you can pause Barry Lyndon at any random place and have an image that looks like it should be in a museaum. I've yet to disprove this.

    2. Re:Most salient quote... by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      Not "Solaris" (1972)?

      I actually didn't think Barry Lyndon was that boring.

  78. Other References by JoeD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The "dead resurrected on Jupiter" thing made me think of Clifford Simak's City stories, in which humanity is transformed to live on Jupiter (which was some sort of paradise to the ransformed).

    The "Submit. Obey." reminded me of John Carpenter's They Live.

  79. A simple explanation by trianglecat · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) Embed Toynbee tiles in streets around the world
    2) ??
    3) Profit!!

    1. Re:A simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Embed Toynbee tiles in streets around the world
      2) ??
      3) Eternal Life on Jupiter !!

  80. thang by sixdotoh · · Score: 5, Informative
    after a quick google search on toynbee tiles conspiracy (with only 2 pages of resulting material) i found this site which has some assortment of comments and information (way back from march 26, 2002).

    funny thing: most of the sites that are linked to from this page seem to have ... dissapeared.

    http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/15831

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    1. Re:thang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's all one big conspiracy to keep people from flying coffins on shuttles into Jupiter, in order to bring themselves back from the dead.

      Moron.

  81. Obviously neither moderators nor posters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA

  82. Re:I prefer penrose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    but aren't they the most filling of all tiles?

  83. Tell me more by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    of rhis 'Europe', it intriges me.

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    1. Re:Tell me more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, we're highy advanced. We even know how sheeps bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes!

    2. Re:Tell me more by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      No! All these world are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there!

  84. Re:Aaargh! by Abm0raz · · Score: 1, Informative
    Um, everything2.com is a bit off in the explination of why da 'Burgh has the 'h' at the end. I'm from the area and we were taught in our local history class in high school that the 'h' is the way the early british colonial soldiers could tell if there was a major fort in the town for bedding and restocking. This was a briefly used system that was eventually abandoned, but the name stuck. There are dozens of cities/towns in Pennsylvania, especially western PA, that end in 'burg'. Most of them are along the old portage system (or what would become that system. A brief listing:
    • Mercersburg

    • Chambersburg

    • Harrisburg

    • Mechanicsburg

    • Ebensburg

    • Holidaysburg

    • Loysburg

    • Lewisburg

    • Landisburg

    • Milesburg

    • Phillipsburg

    • Rebersburg

    • Johnsonburg

    • Martinsburg

    • Markleysburg

    • Saxonburg

    • Riemersburg

    • Cannonsburg


    Many of these towns/cities DID have an 'h' at the end until the renaming convention stated in the article at everything2.com mentioned. Pittsburgh just happened to be large enough (and stubborn enough) to tell them all to go fsck themselves. :)

    There are several reasons the Everything2.com story doesn't seem to hold water. First, there are as many towns in PA along the same path that end in "boro" that were founded by the British, such as Barnsboro, Springboro, and Waynsboro. None of them switched over to 'burgh'. 2nd, Pitt didn't found the city of Pittsburgh. In fact, no one British did. The city was founded by the French in the late 1600s and was called Duquesne. They built Ft. Duquesne at the point where the 3 rivers (Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio) meet; currently were Point State Park is. There is a historical marker commemorating the old fort. The British were took control after defeating the French (shocker there ;) ) in the French & Indian war. General Forbes (whom many things are named after in the city, including one of the main roads and one of the OLD baseball parks) named the city and the fort after Sir william Pitt. You don't read about this French influence because only the winners get to write the history books.

    In fact, MANY of the french (and german, more on this later) named border towns were renamed to British names after the war. You will find hundreds of towns ending in 'boro', 'burg', 'town', 'ton', 'ville', and 'hill'. You'll also find that even though it was originally found by the French, and claimed by the British, most of the towns in Central/Western PA contain mostly people of German, Polish, and Slovakian descent. This also led to a lot lot of misspellings and mis-pronounciations.

    -Ab

    ps. Considering the original article is in the Kansas City Star, are you sure they didn't mean Pittsburg, Kansas? I can't check www.toynbee.com cause it's currently slashdotted.
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  85. Any anagram masters out there? by SpankTech3000 · · Score: 1

    All I could come up with was
    Toynbee Idea = I beet one a day.

    Maybe the person is a poor spelling foster parent.

    1. Re:Any anagram masters out there? by AGTiny · · Score: 1

      Pretty funny, but you used 'a' twice. :\

    2. Re:Any anagram masters out there? by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      Obedient Aye.

    3. Re:Any anagram masters out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yawn...

      obtained eye
      detainee boy
      aide tonybee
      yea obedient
      eaten boy die
      bio die eaten

      from:
      http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced .html

      there are more but these cought my eye.

  86. I'm not so sure by siskbc · · Score: 1
    The article pretty much discounts that because he would have been in his 70's when doing it.

    I know, but I thought it was a little too quick. I've known some handy 70-yr-olds. If it wasn't that guy, it was either a friend or some nutter who read his article.

    Plus they said this probably required heavy equipment. I can't see some guy in his 70's out in the middle of the night(Old people don't stay up late) lugging equipment around.

    Way too general. Whoever this was certainly wasn't normal by any stretch, including age-related stereotypes, I'd expect.

    The clue which points to him certainly is the best starting place, but I'm guessing its some other wacko who heard what he said and decided to make his crazy theories his life work.

    Very much a possibility. I'm not discounting the old guy though, as he's the only certified nutjob known.

    Also in some places they have reappeared when overpaved since they're sightings in the 80's.

    Supposedly the guy didn't die all that long ago (late 90's?) so if that's the case he could have been responsible for a few generations of repavings at least.

    I just hope having this on /. doesn't start a copycat craze. I'd would be a shame someone else took credit or led the investigation in the wrong direction.

    Don't worry, too lazy. ;)

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    1. Re:I'm not so sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen a couple of these appear in Philadelphia since March. Most recently they have appeared in the left lane of I-76. Not the kind of place you stop your car, pull out some heavy machinery and get to work installing a tile. The first one on the highway was obviously folded over on itself. As if dropped out and it didn't lay flat. It was torn up by passing cars within a month. But it has since been replaced.

  87. NYC still hasn't figured out how to install... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...restrooms in the city

    It's not just NYC - it's London too. Perhaps if we just killed all the smack-heads and homeless people, there'd be no need for ridiculous counter measures like having dark blue lights in toilets so addicts can't find a vein to inject into. Surely the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few? Doesn't seem fair on me, or the owners of pubs and restaurants that people have to sneak around ignoring `for customers use only` signs just to take a leak when its just down to `got any spare change, mate?` losers.

    1. Re:NYC still hasn't figured out how to install... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely if you went into the place to use the khazi, then just that act of going in makes you by definition a customer? Therefore, such signs are meaningless. Unless the purpose of the signs is to keep employees out of the customers' toilets. Hmm .....

    2. Re:NYC still hasn't figured out how to install... by AgentSmith1000 · · Score: 0

      OK, as a Yankee, I gots to know how "khazi" got used as a slang term for the toliet? Anyone care to enlighten?

    3. Re:NYC still hasn't figured out how to install... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if we just killed all the smack-heads and homeless people....

      Most of those guys just go in their pants don't they?

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    4. Re:NYC still hasn't figured out how to install... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd imagine its of Indian origin and has arrived in English thanks to the Brits on yet another of their `take over the world` tips which the Americans and the Muslims are both so keen on emulating, with hilarious consequences.

  88. There's always more future to spend for... by Damek · · Score: 1

    Don't worry - not happy with the 21st century? You can start investing in the 22nd now! Just buy from major corps, and the promise to bring you the future!

  89. I'll clear up the mystery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was me.

    1. Re:I'll clear up the mystery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best AC post ever. ;)

  90. poor spelling in the bible too, how quaint by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    or did you mean

    "no man shall know the hour" ?

    I won't dwell on apocalypse.

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  91. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dammit, doesn't anyone bother to read the article? This isn't interesting or informative. The reporter interviewed Morasco's freakin' wife.

    Geez.

  92. Pittsburgh by octothorpe · · Score: 1

    At least one of the tiles on Smithfield Street in Pittsburgh it still there. I saw it this summer. Considering the state of the City's budget, it will be there for years to come before they can afford to re-pave.

    1. Re:Pittsburgh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where on Smithfield?

    2. Re:Pittsburgh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What end of Smithfield?

      The lower part of Smithfield, close to Libery Ave to the now nearly former Lord and Taylor store.

  93. I for one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new mysterious tile overlords.

  94. Re:Would everyone who wants to claim responsibilit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does rather depend on whether they want to claim responsibility for a queue, or those who want to claim responsibility form a queue.

  95. Hmm... by 3-22 · · Score: 0

    I work in baltimore, and have stepped over these tiles. I always took note of them because they made no sense, and didn't look like ordinary "road repair" graffiti. Strange...

  96. Tiles in Cleveland... by Android23 · · Score: 1

    There's a tile here in Cleveland, on Huron Road just northwest of the Sherwin Williams building.
    Odd.

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  97. Welcome by tds67 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome this subtle form of mind control from our as-yet undiscovered overlords.

  98. Toynbee in Brazil by nicholas.frota · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of this plaques in Brazil too... A friend of mine even built a site talking about that: http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/toynbee/. It's in portuguese, but there's all the links he could find.

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  99. TechTV spot w/ the "foremost expert" on it by Dave21212 · · Score: 4, Informative


    TechTV did a thing on it about a month ago...

    Toynbee Mystery
    Mysterious plaques with a prophetic message have been appearing all along the Eastern seaboard. Tonight, Bill O'Neill, the foremost expert in this phenomenon, joins us via netcam from Atlanta to talk about who or what is leaving these plaques and shed some light on their meaning. The plaques read:

    "Toynbee Ideas
    In Kubrick's 2001
    Ressurect Dead
    On Planet Jupiter"

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    1. Re:TechTV spot w/ the "foremost expert" on it by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1
  100. It's obvious what is happening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in pencil, all caps, about 0.7 mm high
    If I could write that small with a pencil i'd be showing it off too.

    1. Re:It's obvious what is happening. by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      uh, typo. cm

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    2. Re:It's obvious what is happening. by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

      >>in pencil, all caps, about 0.7 mm high
      >If I could write that small with a pencil i'd be showing it off too

      If I could READ that small I'd be showing off too

  101. Downtown Detroit by JJ22 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also one in downtown Detroit, passed it on the way to lunch on Friday... was odd cause I've walked that way before and never noticed it... will have to go back and take a look. At the corner of Randolph and Congress I think (on the south corner of Congress at the intersection).

  102. It's a Cover-up, Scully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohhhhhhhh, okay. I can see where this is going. The hinting in the article isn't that subtle. I know what he wants to hear:

    Decades ago, black helicopters appeared in major cities, where, apparantly piloted by Elvis, buzzed about performing their clandestine duties. Bigfoot was seen installing the tiles. A fact corroborated by Oliver Stone, David Duchovny, and an unknown third witness on the grassy knoll.

    A little known fact, and related I might add, is that of the existence of the COA -- the the Central Obfuscation Ageny. And agency which has wiped clean about all the evidence that this ever happened, as well as the evidence of UFOs, cheap hydrogen from water, the Cowboyneal option, and has made the evidence of cold fusion look like nothing more than a poorly measured chemical reaction.

    -Frd

  103. Other article by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Informative
    Thanks to Google, I found another article from the KC Star, not coincidentally with a sequential article number. It may have been intended as a sidebar, but I can't find a link from the original article.

    It has a picture of a much larger tile with some sort of manifesto written in it, next to the standard Toynbee tile. (This picture is also visible from the picture gallery for the original article.)

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    1. Re:Other article by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      I searched Google for some of the words in the text, and found this Metafilter article talking about Toynbee tiles, including this one.

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    2. Re:Other article by RollingThunder · · Score: 1
      The detective studies a photo of the long manifesto the tile maker imbedded in a Philadelphia intersection. (See sidebar.)

      It's in the original article too, same serial number but with a different section portion of the URL, for some reason.
    3. Re:Other article by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      Whoops! Forgot to close my blockquote. The first line is theirs, the second line is mine.

    4. Re:Other article by RobertPearse · · Score: 1

      I've seen this poster before!

      I was bout 8 years old walking down 2nd street with my mom in Philly. This was about, jeez, 22 years ago. The dude had it up in his store shop window. It was right next to Walt's, an old seafood restaurant that, I think, is closed now.

      It made quite an impression on me at the time. I just couldn't understand why someone would write such hateful stuff and display it. Of course, I still don't understand it...

      I don't think the tile and poster have much in common, though. Just a gut feeling.

      Robert

    5. Re:Other article by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Now that I've RTFA, I have to wonder if there isn't a connection. Apparently there was some nutball in Philly whose views sounded an awful lot like what all these are about. The guy who wrote the KC Star article found that the nutball may even have been an old man who died earlier this year. (P.S. mod parent up!)

      One other interesting thing I found via Google was one person's account of having found a freshly laid tile. Apparently the trick is that the tile was attached with multiple layers of tar paper glued together. Quick and quiet to attach, and after a few weeks of cars driving over it, the tar has seeped into the road surface, permanently attaching the tile.

      The author of the article first saw this particular tile in 1996, and seven years later it's still there. If it was made out of the stuff that is normally used to paint roadways, it wouldn't last that long. Maybe the tile guy has unwittingly started a "Toynbee Convector" to improve the technology of road markings, just as Star Trek inspired people to make automatic sliding doors into an everyday thing.

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  104. Thetan Conspiracy by scruffy · · Score: 1

    The tiles are a Thetan technology to maintain and increase their subjucation of the human race.

  105. list of tiles by fizban · · Score: 0, Redundant

    http://www.toynbee.net/

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  106. Another reference to this idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See also David Mamet's play "Four A.M.".

  107. Re:"This could be a place of historical importance by IM6100 · · Score: 1

    It's good that you've mentioned that paving slab in the Dompatz and the big demo, whatnot, etc.

    We'd all forgotten about it.

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  108. FIre your detective... by s88 · · Score: 1

    He honestly thinks one person did all these, travelling around the world.

    Clearly this originated from a small group of people, or one, but now is as much of a copycat effort as crop circles are.

  109. This guy seems normal compared to scientologists.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The toynbee idea has some merit, but this xenu bullshit?! Those scientologists are crazy bastards.

  110. Maybe the $cientologists know.... by pulse2600 · · Score: 1
    "I first discovered one of these tiles when I moved to Cincinnati in 1998. Working in the Schmidt Building, I crossed Sixth and Walnut every day. At the time, I didn't think much of the tile, dismissing it as nothing more than typical street graffiti. It never occurred to me that the tile could be, as one Scientologist recently put it, "some graffiti from Mars."


    CityBeat article
  111. an image here... by Noctilux · · Score: 5, Informative

    Again, I rarely have anything to contribute (hey, I'm an artist) to /., but I've seen these things before. This particular one is at the intersection of 5th Avenue and 40th Street in Manhattan.

    Toynbee Tile here

  112. space invaders by mydigitalself · · Score: 4, Informative

    there are sort of similar tilings, predominantly in europe, although i believe the guy (invader) who is responsible for them is currently in NY... although these aren't "profound" statements, they are really well done mosaic tiles of little space invaders!

    you can check it out here. for fellow londoners who are interested...i, personally, have seen two in london. one on brick lane outside vibe bar and one in the notting hill area on some bridge that the carnival goes over - dunno which one, i live in the seeouthhhhh.

    1. Re:space invaders by straybullets · · Score: 1


      yep, and these are GREAT !! In Paris they are all around town, some very big ones, some destroyed, some hidden, always watching you with a pixelish smile ... it's a good omen to see one :)

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    2. Re:space invaders by mydigitalself · · Score: 1

      i've long since tried to get hold of the map of the paris invasion. i've even emailed them about it but they don't appear to have them any more.

      basically i've seen a few in paris and wanted to take photos of as many of them as i can - you wouldn't happen to have one would you?

    3. Re:space invaders by straybullets · · Score: 1


      i never even seen one of those map ! i've seen one of montpellier, but they are all very rare since they were printed in low quantities and got trendy fast. they are supposed to be on sale in one very expensive arty shop in paris but i doubt it's even worth a try there ... the guy that does the invaders is actually very nice guy and you can see him sometimes in the city, that is when he's not roaming the world thanks to his own success !

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    4. Re:space invaders by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1

      When he was in New York recently he had a lot of the maps at the show. He actually tagged my computer when I was there. :o)

      He also publishes art books. Looks like he's releasing a book version of the Paris Invasion in October.

      -Paul

    5. Re:space invaders by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      There's a small article about the space invaders in the current Wired.

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  113. Re:Are the tiles 1 by 4 by 9? - Yes! by JiffyPop · · Score: 1

    While the thickness of the tile is obviously unknown, the article says the the tiles are approximately 5x11 inches. This is within 2% of having a 4:9 ratio. Of course this is only for the one tile in the story. The picture of a tile from DC (in the pictures linked to from below the one picture in the main article) looks to be more along the lines of a 4:7 ratio, though, so it was possibly just a coincidence with the one tile.

  114. Re:Are We Really, Really Sure We're "Seeing" Tiles by Krunch · · Score: 0

    you probably mean infrasound

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  115. googling reveals more interesting leads... by blue_adept · · Score: 5, Informative

    A little googling reveals that couple a years ago one journalist tracked possible responsibility for the tiles down to one "verna sevrino", who he was ultimately unable to contact, even though he had an address in philadelphia.

    google turns up a funeral home in philadelphia called "verna sevrino funeral home", hmmm what might a funeral home have to do with resurrecting people on mars?

    more googling turns up philadelphia councilwoman Anna C. Verna, who is married to " husband, Severino Verna, a funeral director, were born and raised in South Philadelphia.".

    And finally, everything you ever wanted to know about Anna C Verna is here I, for one, welcome our new neptune resurrectionist overlord.

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    1. Re:googling reveals more interesting leads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is resurrecting people on mars informative?

    2. Re:googling reveals more interesting leads... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      that's cool.... she always seemed nice.

  116. ressurrection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's surprising that the author didn't do enough research to realize that Dave Bowman is resurrected in Clarke's later book 3001 - The Final Odyssey. Seems like that is a link to the ressurrection theme of the tiles.

  117. Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This world never learns that vandalism is not art.

  118. Thorough journalism(?) by Ikester · · Score: 3, Informative

    Did this scentence strike anybody else as odd?

    Though Toynbee and Kubrick were both brilliant British visionaries...

    Hmmm. Talk about thorough journalism...Stanley Kubrick was born in The Bronx, New York City.

  119. Check out these web pages by CeladonBlue · · Score: 1

    I did a google on "toynbee tile". Some of the hits are web pages referencing Toynbee with the word "tile" randomly inserted here and there. For example, http://www.victorianlondon.org/education/toynbee.h tm has "They welcomed, therefore, tile proposal for a settlement"

  120. Classified as SPACE story? by YetAnotherName · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hemos, why'd you pass it through as "Space"? OK, so there's a 2001 reference, so wouldn't "Movies" make more sense?

    Given the serious slashdotting the cites sites have experienced, "Quickies" is right out. And were they accessible, they'd probably be mildly amusing, so perhaps "Entertainment" or "It's Funny. Laugh" should be the way to go. With so many links, you could've set it to "Links" or any number of other categories which aren't used anymore.

    But space?

  121. Geo Cache by Mr_Blank · · Score: 1

    Has anyone geo cached the tiles? These tiles sound interesting enough that I would take a geo hunt to find some.

    http://www.geocaching.com/

  122. I've found one by J3M · · Score: 1

    It's in my shower and states: "Toynbee says stop doing that or you'll go blind." Oh, not that type of tile? My bad ... but who put that there then?

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  123. 2010 "Regrettable?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author of the editorial piece is an idiot. 2010 was not a "regrettable" sequel to 2001.

    In book form, 2010 was a lot more fun and moved at a much better pace than the book form of 2001.

    The movie 2010, while retaining some embarrasing 80's cold-war trappings, is still quite excellent. The usage of actual Voyager imagery to create the jovian system was quite clever, and well done. They didn't go overboard on special effects. The plot was "mostly" the same as the book, but you can't fault 2010 for differing when 2001 was so majorly different from the book as well.

    Now if he were talking about 3001, then I'd agree on his statement of a "regrettable sequel"...

  124. It's part of Operation Mindfuck by 23$kidoo · · Score: 1

    I'm chalking this one up to the Discordians and Operation Mindfuck. Sometimes it's best to enjoy a moment of WTF? absurdity, smile and move on.

  125. Better subj: Someone is hacking Toynbee sites by CeladonBlue · · Score: 1

    I looked at the other posts and decided my subject didn't differentiate my post from people with pointers to toynbee.net

  126. Its so simple by blinder · · Score: 1

    Can't you see it? Its so very simple. The "evidence" points to a now deceased man Morasco. Look at the last three letters in his name!

    Its all a plot I tell you! SCO is out to control our minds!

    Where's my tin foil hat?

  127. Redundant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA, This isn't anything new to report here.

  128. Arthur C. Clarke!!!! by BeanDip · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do any of you schmucks even realise that Arthur C. Clarke, NOT STANLEY KUBRICK wrote the flippin' book the movie is based on??? so the question is whether or not A.C.C knew about the bricks. Now go read 2001, 2010, 2061, and 3001 The final Odyssey. Phear my super sci-fi knowledge!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Arthur C. Clarke!!!! by BattleTroll · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, the book was written by Clarke after talking about the movie with Kubrick. Clarke figured the only way to truly write a great screenplay was to write the novel first. The forword of Clarke's 2001 tells us so.

    2. Re:Arthur C. Clarke!!!! by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Actually the movie was based on Clarke's short story "The Sentinel." I just learned that today. (Didn't fit with what I remembered from that forward; I need to go read it again.)

  129. What's with the stories today? by BobGregg · · Score: 1

    Toynbee? Uniminds? Haunted Houses?

    SlashDot is looking more like Omni Magazine all the time...

  130. A good test of homeland security... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    ...www.toynbee.net seems to have been slashdotted... but... have any new tiles appeared in the USA since Sept. 11th, 2001? Seems like a reasonable test of our homeland security measures, since installing the tiles would seem to be both a conspicuous and suspicious act.

    Let's hope that terrorists don't find out about this and start embedding WMD's in our pavements.

  131. Re:Aaargh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point of the haitch on the end of "Pittsburgh" is surely so you can correct British people who might expect it to be pronounced "Pittsborough" {cf. Edinburgh} .....

  132. I'd like to know where this quote comes from. by Ritontor · · Score: 0

    "Why havent you learned anything? Its all there!It's all there in toynbee in those books on the shelf! Suppression breeds violence! You're gonna raise the curfew an hour? Would you look outside! You see that kid? Last week he just wanted to get laid, now he wants to kill somebody!"

    A couple of groups have sampled this for various tracks... it's pretty cool, i think, i've not turned up a source with some basic googling.

    ok, so this is probably entirely OT. sorry.

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  133. Re:"This could be a place of historical importance by jhines0042 · · Score: 1

    In Johnstown Pennsylvania, a town known for its historic flood, there is a plaque on a building that says "In the year on this spot, nothing happened".... I forget the year, but I thought it was funny none-the-less. (I have a picture of it somewhere).

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  134. weird... by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    So I've been avoiding reading for class by checking out Slashdot. I finally get around to reading this Victor Turner article "The Anthropology of Performance" and who is mentioned in the first paragraph? Arnold Toynbee. weird.

    According to Turner, Toynbee is the person who coined the term "postmodern." Very weird.

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  135. Will it really matter? by gosand · · Score: 1
    When the antichrist arrives, we wont even belive, because everyone will think it's a hoax :)

    If there is such a thing as the antichrist, and he does show up, it won't matter much if you believe in him or not.

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  136. got a chisel? by trick-knee · · Score: 1

    They are made of "epoxy or super hard plastic that's actually inlaid in the asphalt itself."

    Either that or they are painted on with the paint that is used for roads (to make dividing lines).

    has anyone tried digging one out and seeing what it's really made of? I mean, it's fun to speculate, but that's what the stock market's for, right?

    1. Re:got a chisel? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      I have seen these in Pittsburgh. The tile itself is a seperate peice embedded in the pavement. It must be made out of an extremly hard material because Smithfield street is pretty heavly traveled.

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  137. He's already here! by MarcQuadra · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he requested another 87 billion on TV last night!

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    1. Re:He's already here! by ctxspy · · Score: 1

      L O L

    2. Re:He's already here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get lost you pinko

    3. Re:He's already here! by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
      And he requested another 87 billion on TV last night!

      My god, with that much money we could even defeat Microsoft, and have a little left over to then turn our attention to SCO.

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  138. I know the answer! by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    We all know the truth -- these Toynbee tiles are merely optical illusions created by infrasound...

    (You know, I didn't mean for that to sound so Zippy-the-Pinhead-ish...)

  139. Art School Proximity by OECD · · Score: 1
    Is it coincidence that Philly, Balto, and NYC (and the others?) have large art schools?

    Art students havethe skills and access to the kind of equipment and materials to pull something like this off. (Although, to undermine my own point, I don't think that they need to be 'inlaid.' It could just be mashed down.)

    How many "Andre the Giant has a Posse" stickers have you seen? This might be a higher tech version of that.

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    1. Re:Art School Proximity by LedZeplin · · Score: 1

      But would they all copy the handwriting so well that a detective would testify that they were all written by the same person?

    2. Re:Art School Proximity by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the famous Giant stickers. The first one I spotted was in a parking garage in Oklahoma City. All the work of Shepherd Faery and friends.

      I met Faery one time, he's a really nice guy. Older and shorter than one would expect, but hey, that's life.

    3. Re:Art School Proximity by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Yes. All it takes is a stencil and a knife. It isn't handwriting, just some cutout stuff. As long as you have the basic shape right, there's really no way to screw it up.

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    4. Re:Art School Proximity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it coincidence that Philly, Balto, and NYC (and the others?) have large art schools?

      Yes.

  140. Space Invaders? by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    A related topic, when on holiday in the south of France earlier this year (Montpelier) I noticed on several street corners there were 16x16 mosaic tile grids of two (but varying from motfi to motif) colours used to make a logo of a space invader (exactly the same graphic as the original space invader). No one knew who had put them there or what they were for. I must have seen about 10 in the time I was there... All about 10ft in the air, so must've needed some time and a ladder.. No text though.. Homage to this guy or something altogether less sinister... I guess I'll never know.... Unless.....

  141. Reminds me of Andy Warhol stamp by BigFire · · Score: 1

    There was a rash of unauthorized (and illegal) Andy Warhol stamp made and used by his friends. The whole thing is a large performance arts excercise, to see how far and much the US Postal is willing to accept this unauthorized stamp. Surprisingly, US Postal isn't aware of this illegal stamp until it was pointed out to them.

  142. Yes I fnord have seen fnord some things by JohnQPublic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Once fnord you begin to fnord actively fnord notice visual fnord clues they fnord show up everywhere fnord. It's fnord sort of like fnord what happens when fnord you buy fnord a new car. All of fnord a sudden you fnord notice that fnord lots of people are fnord driving the same fnord car, more than fnord you ever noticed fnord before.

    1. Re:Yes I fnord have seen fnord some things by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are right in many cases. E.g., "23". Numbers are everywhere, and if you start to single out one, you start to see it. In my case, or in the "mystery tile" case, your comment does not apply. It's not as if the types of tiles are everywhere, and you start to see them. They are actually put there. Same with latin translations in pencil of everyday stuff.

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    2. Re:Yes I fnord have seen fnord some things by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > lots of people are fnord driving the same fnord car, more than fnord you ever noticed fnord before.

      I never have, and never will, own a Fnord Motor Car, that you very much.

    3. Re:Yes I fnord have seen fnord some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell modded this down?
      Do you not understand what the fnord sarcasm is?

  143. -1 Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, did I miss the "information" in that "+5 Informative" post?! Nothing there man. Nada. "-1 Redundant"

  144. I MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 1

    This is INCREDIBLE and everyone who lives close to one of these tiles should rip it of the ground to see what's under it: The sentence is an anagram... this is what you do: 1) Take the first letter of each sentence in "Toynbee Ideas in Kubrick's 2001 Resurrect Dead On Planet Jupiter" and remember to make 2001 into words as well (two thousands and one.) You should have "tiikttaordopj" 2) Since this is an anagram, we put the word "anagram" at the end, so now we have "tiikttaordopj anagram" (this step is often done as the anagram makers often add the anagram word, for some reason) 3) Scramble the letters correctly, and you get the answer: "Kit atop trojan diagram" So the tile (the kit) is atop of a "trojan diagram"??? I would look under one of those tiles ASAP!

  145. mystery solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did it.

  146. clues for solving the mystery? by humphrm · · Score: 1

    You gotta be kidding me. I was going to suggest that it must be some nuts; clearly we don't have anybody like that running around the world right now.

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  147. Downtown Indianapolis by Hirofyre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are at least two in Indianapolis - One on the west side of Meridian Street at Georgia and another on the east side of Meridian Street at Maryland.

  148. No book by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 1
    "There is even a Ray Bradbury book, The Toynbee Convector"

    This book, AFAIKT, has absolutely nothing to do with Toynbee tiles...

  149. Pittsburgh Text and Locations. by dkemist · · Score: 1
    There are at least two on Smithfield St. in downtown Pittsburgh. I just stopped to check them out on my lunch break. One is at Smithfield and Oliver Ave. with the text "Toynbee Ideas in Movie 2001 / Resurrect Dead on Planet Jupiter." Half a block down at Smithfield and Sixth, there's a very similar one with "Toynbee Ideas in Kubrick's 2001 / Resurrect Dead on Planet Jupiter." There's also some smaller text at the bottom, but the pavement is pretty cracked and hard to read.

    I know they've been here for a while, but I've always thought of them as "that weird stuff on Smithfield Street" -- I never thought this was part of a larger bit if lunacy.

    1. Re:Pittsburgh Text and Locations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd never seen or heard of these before, so I was really interested in checking them out. I took some photographs of the ones on Smithfield Street and posted them up on my photoblog.

      Toynbee tiles on Smithfield Street, Pittsburgh

  150. Long Live Markoff Chaney! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > I'm chalking this one up to the Discordians and Operation Mindfuck. Sometimes it's best to enjoy a moment of WTF? absurdity, smile and move on.

    Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

    The first thing that came to mind when reading the article was that we've at last found Markoff Chaney, or the Mad Fishmonger, and that perhaps they're the same person.

    "And, thus, without ever contacting the Legion of Dynamic Discord, the Erisian Liberation Front or even the Justified Ancients of Mummu, Markoff Chaney began his own crusade against the Illuminati, not even knowing that they existed.

    His first overt act- his Fort Sumter, as it were- began in Dayton the following Saturday. He was in Norton's Emporium, a glorified 5 & 100 store, when he saw the sign:

    NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR WITHOUT
    THE AUTHORIZATION OF A SUPERIOR.
    THE MGT

    What!, he thought, are the poor girls supposed to pee in their panties if they can't find a superior? Years of school came back to him ("Please, may I leave the room, sir?") and rituals which had appeared nonsensical suddenly made sense in a sinister way. Mathematics, of course. They were trying to reduce us all to predictable units, robots. Hah! not for nothing had he spent a semester in Professor "Sheets" Kelly's intensive course on textual analysis of modern poetry. The following Wednesday, the Midget was back at Norton's and hiding in a coffee urn when the staff left and locked up. A few moments later, the sign was down and a subtly different one was in its place:

    NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR OR GO TO THE
    DOOR WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION OF A SUPERIOR.
    THE MGT.

    He came back several times in the next few weeks, and the sign remained. It was as he suspected: in a rigid hierarchy, nobody questions orders that seem to come from above, and those at the very top are so isolated from the actual work situation that they never see what is going on below. It was the chains of communication, not the means of production, that determined a social process; Marx had been wrong, lacking cybernetics to enlighten him. Marx was like the engineers of his time, who thought of electricity in terms of work done, before Marconi thought of it in terms of information transmitted. Nothing signed "THE MGT." would ever be challenged; the Midget could always pass himself off as the Management.

    At the same tune, he noticed that the workers were more irritable; the shoppers picked this up and became grouchier themselves; sales, he guessed correctly, were falling off. Poetry was the answer: poetry in reverse. His interpolated phrase, with its awkward internal rhyme and its pointlessness, bothered everybody, but in a subliminal, preconscious fashion. Let the market researchers and statisticians try to figure this one out with their computers and averages. "

    The Chaney gambit is similar to the social engineering tactics used recently to walk out the door of a crowded Australian airport with a or rackmount storage system. The Slashdot postings there showed numerous anecdotes, all to the effect of "You can do anything and go anywhere as long as you're wearing coveralls".

    The difference is that the Toynbee Tile Dude(s? ttes?) is doing it for his own motivations, the likes of which we can never guess.

    Living in Spartan fashion, dining often on a tin of sardines and a pint of milk from a machine, traveling always by Greyhound bus, the Midget crisscrossed the country constantly, placing his improved surrealist signs whenever the opportunity presented itself. A slowly mounting wave of anarchy followed in his wake. The Illuminati never got a fix on him: he had little ego to discover, burning all his energies into Drive, like a dictator or a great painter- but, unlike a dictator or a great painter, he had no desire for recognition. For years, the Illuminati attributed his efforts to the Discordians, the JAMs or the esoteric E

    1. Re:Long Live Markoff Chaney! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "cybernetics" evil Hubbarites kill them!!!

  151. Tiles in Pittsburgh by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    There were 3 of these tiles on Smithfield street. The street was repaved last month and they are now gone.

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  152. Andre the Giant... by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    ...has a posse.

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  153. Barry Lyndon by DrTrogg · · Score: 1

    That was apparently by design.

    I saw a Kubrick documentary (perhaps it was "Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures" ...) which explained that he purposefully worked to get very little depth-of-field on his shots for that Movie so that it would resemble a painting. He used some sort of experimental camera, and even went to the effort of shooting from far, far away and zooming in.

  154. Andre the Giant has a posse by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

    this sort of reminds me of another pop-art phenomenon, sheppard fairy's "andre the giant" posters. Giant Posse. the project is to make people think by creating an "advertisement selling no product" or placing something where there shouldn't be anything, and seeing what meaning people put on it. thats sort of what this reminds me of: art in a place where art usually isn't, creating all kinds of questions as to what it is and how it got there.

  155. At last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a genuinely funny comment on /., and *I* had nothing to do with it.

  156. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had an IQ warmer than room temperature, you'd realize he was being ironic and thus his comment was funny.

    Not "ha-ha-ha-I'm-showing-my-teeth" funny, but more of a "smile-quietly-to-yourself-knowing-that-some-moron won't-get-the-joke-and-put-up-stupid-'I-must-be-st upid'-comments.

    You're welcome!

  157. Re:Are We Really, Really Sure We're "Seeing" Tiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Infrasound, dummy.

  158. Connect the Dots? by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

    Maybe toyenbee.net does this, but it's slashdotted.

    But has anyone investigated if the actual locations of the tiles are meaningful? You know how on murder mysteries, they connect the dots of the locations the killer struck and it is always a clue?

    Also, why can't they figure out what this stuff is made from? I mean, can't they go get a chunk of one and figure it out? Clearly it holds up better than the current paving solutions...

    T.

  159. Project Mayhem did it. by suso · · Score: 1

    The first rule of Project Mayhem is to not ask questions.

  160. Now what would be cool... by Cruel+Angel · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... would be to find a way to covertly plant one of these on Mars, for some unmanned (manned?) explorer to find. That'll mess with their heads

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  162. Seen one in Baltimore - seen signs like these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen one on Pratt St., I think it was, in Baltimore. Can't remember exactly where. But I really didn't think much about it because I've seen plenty of other weird stuff here, particularly street signs!

    There was a blue one with white lettering that said only "Clean your house". There were a couple of optical illusion signs - black squares in a grid with a "Do you see spots at the intersection?" caption located appropriately at an intersection, and parallel lines with hash marks at different angles so they don't look parallel. Most recently I saw a sign that said "Deer ticks thrive on field mice. Field mice thrive on acorns."

    Very bizarre stuff. Any of these floating around other cities?

  163. No clue? Not a coincedence! by Pflipp · · Score: 1

    Remember that 2001 also didn't have any clue worth noticing? And that you were afraid that you were the only one missing the clue? And that that was the reasone why nobody dared to say it was crap? And that it became a famous movie just because of that?

    I see a pattern here!

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  164. Yeah...Xenu sent it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'll send the Scientology rats scurrying.

  165. I photographed one in DC in 1993 by Hanno · · Score: 1

    Ok, none of the articles linked in this thread mention when the whole thing started. When did people spot the first?

    I've been on a 2-month backpacking trip around the United States in 1993. Back then, I took a photograph of one of these tiles located on a street in Washington DC. I still have the photograph and will scan it for the guy at toynbee.net.

    However, I don't remember where in DC the tile was. (Being a regular tourist who doesn't write down the address of every odd object I photographed.)

    I remember being very strangely amused about the tile that noone else but me seemed to notice. I had been a fan of Clarke's novel and the movie long before and it was eery that even just this single line of text contained so much weirdness.

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  166. time cube connection? by linuxlesbian · · Score: 1
    The tiles often include equally puzzling footnotes. One in Newark, N.J. commands the reader, "Submit. Obey." In Cleveland, one states, "Thanks. Goodbye." In New York, you'll find: "Murder every journalist, I beg you." The tile at Sixth and Walnut in Cincinnati has a footnote that's barely discernable: "You Must Make + Glue Tiles!! You!! As Media U.S.S.R"


    something about this guy's language and grammar reminds me of gene ray, of timecube.com fame...
  167. Re:bodily shame by gughunter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    > you act like your disgust is normal.

    I'll have to keep that line in mind for the next time I accidentally let one rip in an elevator. "Dry heaves? Bah! You act like your disgust is normal!"

  168. memepool covered this a while back by desslok · · Score: 1

    ...with links to articles: tiles

  169. I set out to deploy the Chronoliths... by PinchDuck · · Score: 1

    and all I could push back in time was these lousy tiles.

  170. Re:Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by hesiod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > This world never learns that vandalism is not art.

    Vandalism, art, spaghetti. It's all the same -- it's an expression. Just because you don't "get it" does not mean it's not valid. It portrays the "artist's" feelings, which is what art is all about.

  171. technique revealed? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1
    a google search took me to a msg board where somebody (whom i coincidently kind of know) posts a story of finding a fresh tile.

    .....I discovered it to be a "Toynbee Idea" tile - freshly placed and only minutes old. Of course I w s beside myself with exitement and I could now see exactly how, and of what materials these tiles are made.........


    to read more go here then scroll down to the post by Justin K.
  172. Hamburg OZ by Hanno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Hamburg, we have OZ, our very own local weirdo. According to two similar newspaper articles from last year (article 1, article 2), he is in his 50s and made more than 120.000 graffiti tags around the city, nothing could stop him yet.

    He was first known for spraying smileys everywhere - road signs, car wheels, everywhere he could find something round. It was cute at first, but he sprayed everywhere. He later started spraying his "oz" tag and there is virtually no public space without his tag all over Hamburg, a major German city. You can find miles and miles of small "oz oz oz oz oz" carefully sprayed on subway walls, he climbs buildings to tag the roofs...

    Oz is presumed to be a mental case. He has no income, lives on welfare, the only thing he does is graffiti and even while on trials, he was caught several times when tagging. He usually tries to escape the officers who catch him by beating them up.

    He has appeared to court with a sign "I am a Jew" and has now begun spraying "policemen are Nazis" or "subway watchmen are Nazis" and simple "Stop the Nazis" graffitis - again, everywhere all over town.

    It's somewhat embarassing: I had US visitors in Hamburg recently and had a hard time explaining to them that all these "Stop Nazis" graffitis are in fact the work of a weirdo who declared the people trying to stop him "Nazis", not of concerned citizens afraid of a new rise of the neo-fascists.

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    1. Re:Hamburg OZ by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Somehow I had to think of Schill and how OZ seems to have a point

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    2. Re:Hamburg OZ by Hanno · · Score: 1

      Oz began spraying Hamburg long before Schill was even a radar blip of the Stammtisch. Oz began spraying the smiley faces more than 15 years ago, according to this source.

      Oz would probably find sympathy by the folks here if he had some artistic talent or some wit in the comments he sprays on the walls. But he has neither.

      Oz' exaggerations of being a Jew prosecuted by Nazis when he's actually a weirdo followed by subway watchmen and brought to court for damages he inflicted on private property have little to do with Schill's stupid right-wing politics.

      Schill was a disgrace for Hamburg as is the current senate that still builds upon Schill's votes - but the Schill topic is quite off-topic in this thread.

      Schill is out of office (where he he belongs to be). I hope for new elections in Hamburg soon.

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    3. Re:Hamburg OZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK OK, I'll stop.

  173. My God! by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 1

    It's full of stars?

  174. How the tiles are made and baked into the street by kobotronic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Toynbee tiles are common vinyl floor tiles with the letters carved out using a stencil of sorts. This explains the awkward angles and other design features typical of papercut letters in children's construction paper projects.

    As for how they're baked into the street, this is simple also. You'll notice most of the Toynbee Tiles are placed in busy inner city intersections with plenty traffic. In [U.S.] cities streets are often fixed with small patches of asphalt covering just the worst cracks and potholes. Who notices a new black patch on the road? Well, the Toynbee feller knows nobody does.

    So his secret is this. He carves the tiles, then wraps them neatly in a parcel of layers of tar paper and wood glue with the tile at the very bottom. This slim dark parcel can be fairly inconspicously placed on the street in the dark of night. It'll resemble just another patch of road repair.

    It's important that the parcel be placed about as far from the curb so as to get run over by the street traffic as often as possible, because the 'baking' process is actually just the combination of pressure and weather over a period of a couple of weeks where the combined forces of pressure, weather and sun erodes the paper until just some of the tar remains, which is forced into the street and around the spaces between the tile letters, which are gradually revealed as the tar above wears away. The finished impression a couple of weeks later is that just the letters themselves remains, forced thoroughly into the street.

    The tile by itself would have cracked and never survived if it had been just left there on the surface. The tar paper sandwich is quite ingenious and simple to make, though it probably takes a few tries to get the formula just right.

  175. I'm sorry... by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    It seemed like a good idea to make these tiles, but then there are always those ideas that seem perfect when you're baked...

    Maybe I should have just said no to the brownies and yes to the beer...

    Goran

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  176. Bread and Puppet Connection? by stanwirth · · Score: 1

    Could be, Could be. But as they say, there's a seeker born every minute.

    • Travels in the Eastern US, with emphasis on Northeast cities
    • B&P members, when going abroad, tend to go to latin american countries -- where have the tiles been sighted overseas? Chile, Brazil. Places to look next -- Nicaragua, Hondouras, DR
    • Typography is almost identical on Toynbee Tiles and the block-printed leaflets and posters B&P print
    • Phraseology is very similar to those used on B&P leaflets and posters: cryptic announcements, incomplete sentences, etc.
    • Ideology is consistent: the use of street theatre as a tool of waking up peoples' ideas, references to "Resurrection" and history, decline of civilisations, so forth.
    • When I saw the picture of the tile, I could swear I saw something exactly like it on one of the B&P leaflets or posters, not the last time I was in Glover, but on one of their trips to Ithaca, NY
    Therefore, I think it would be worth a trip to Glover, Vermont to have a peek through their archives, if there are any Toynbee Tiles Obsessives up in that area. It's just a hunch. Listen to your real gas music from Jupiter on the way. :)
  177. Re:Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

    Does this mean if I shoot some punk spray paining my house I killed and artist. No

    Vandalism is not art, asstast.

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  178. beware by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 1

    I am one of the people quoted in that article. Mr. Stoehr never actually contacted me, and the quote is entirely fabricated. Calibrate your trust in the rest of the article accordingly.

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  179. How Tiles are Made by DrLudicrous · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here is something from www.toynbee.net, via the Google cache, that details how the tiles are made. Someone name Justin barely missed seeing the Mad Tiler himself.

    Date: Wed, 03 May 2000 17:36:37 -0400

    Subject: Toynbee Mystrey Solved!...(almost.)

    Hello, my name is Justin K*H* and I am sending you this to let you know of my research into the "Toynbee Idea" phenomenon. I have been obsessively photographing & documenting these tiles since around 1992-'93, when I first started noticing them. I have a very extensive collection of photographs, but this is not my reason for contacting you. My reason in sending this E mail is to let you know that I have figured out EXACTLY how these tiles are "made & glued". You see, sometime this past winter I left my house on a mission to my lacal convinience store for a late Sunday night snack (about 4:00 A.M.,so perhaps "early morning snack would be more appropriate wording.) On my way back to the house I noticed a black mound in the street which had made it's appearance there sometime in the 10 minute period that I was in the store. Upon closer inspection I discovered it to be a mound of tar paper, intermingled with what appeared to be wood glue. Being the inquisitive soul that I am, I lifted the top layer to see what may lay underneath----a "TOYNBEE IDEA" TILE!!!!!( This was discovered at 12th. & Race ST. in Philadelphia, if you want to add it to your sightings list.) Needless to say, I examined the tile for quite a while, my heart racing all the while, knowing that I had missed catching the "mad tiler" by only a matter of minutes. Here are my findings - The tiles are indeed that - tiles. If you heat a standard floor tile it will rubberize and become as easy to cut as butter. But when it hardens it will not be able to withstand the pressure afforded it by car tires as it will be too brittle (I have tried making my own tiles, as you can infer.) However this tile was some kind with a higher rubber content than a standard floor tile, and therefore able to absorb greater weight and shock. It's inlayed letters were of a slightly less malleable substance, but were held in place neatly, even if they were to crack, by the white tile which surrounded them. All of this intricate stencil-esque tile work appeared to have been done with an X-acto knife or razor blade, judging by the angle of the cuts and my own failed attempts with cutting letters into standard floor tiles. The tile was sandwiched between thick layers of intricately folded and glued together tar paper. The effects of the weather(the paper decays, but the tar remains behind as an anchor to affix the tile to the street) and passing cars(they serve as the force which squashes the tile into - literally INTO - the street. Over the course of the next few days I took a series of detailed photos which display the entire process visually. I hope my explanation of all of this is understandable, and I apologize for typos ( I am in a rush. ) Anyways, I hope this gives you some sense of satisfaction as to at least HOW these "plaques" are made.

    P.S. I checked out that Philly adress from the Rio tile - no luck, although I did find a SLEW of Toynbee tiles in the surrounding South Philly neighborhood. (Rather unusual for the tiles to be seen in such a residential neighborhood!) 9th. & Shunk St. is the only specific one I can think of off the top of my head. There are three tiles there which have to be seen to be believed. O.K......Put up my sightings & mention my findings! Thank You, Justin K*H*

    1. Re:How Tiles are Made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Justin K* H*...

      K.H. was the initials used by the Master Koot Hoomi, or otherwise known as Kuthumi, one of the Ascended Masters of the Great White Brotherhood. So this mystery has added ties to the movers behind Alice Bailey, Alister Crowley and Madame Blavatsky!

  180. I had a book.. by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    I had a book on my shelf once. It explained all about these things and their supernatural origins. I didn't buy the book, it just appeared one day.

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  181. I Know Who It Was! by BradNeuberg · · Score: 1

    It was Frank Chu!! While traveling through the 12 Galaxies (you know, trying to Impeach Clinton), he had a chance to embed these tablets into the street using his secret Sigmogonic devices. He had to be cryptic with his messages, since he was being chased by Quintronic Criminals, who are dangerous with their Alphogonic Attempted Murders.

  182. The Butterfly? by writermike · · Score: 1

    Are we absolutely sure this is not another MSN/Butterfly thing?

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  183. Re:Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it does. And _you_ should be shot if you think shooting and killing someone for vandalism is justified!

  184. this reminds me of this guy by kaoshin · · Score: 1
    Theres this guy in memphis who put up all these signs all over the city that say tobacco kills. You'd see em like everywhere in high hard to reach places and your like man someone really went to work! Tale has it that he was some guy dying from cancer or something and someone I know knew who he was and went into his backyard and he had like a million signs and like sign hanging equipment and all kinds of stuff.


    Then there was this other guy who put up signs everywhere with pictures of sammy davis jr. on them. I heard his story. He was like in a battle with the tobacco kills guy, and would take down the tobacco kills signs and put up sammy signs. Theres more stories about it but its just wierd.

  185. Soma Irot by aberson · · Score: 1

    About 5 years ago, the words "Soma Irot" were found in many places in and around the Carnegie Mellon campus in Pittsburgh... Oakland, Shadyside, Squirel Hill. I imagine some remain, as chalk tends to amazingly do on vertical surfaces.

    "Soma Irot" backwards is "Tori Amos" and apparantly the name of a band... but unknown if the band is related to the pittsburgh scrawlings.

    1. Re:Soma Irot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, more then a band, a person.

  186. Re:How the tiles are made and baked into the stree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This all sounds good and fine, but I just don't see ordinary tile lasting that long in those conditions--even if it's embedded in the street. Anyone have any further insight?

  187. Illegality != !art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then enlighten us, oh great and wise one. You obviously know the answer to a question that has frustrated the great artists and philosophers alike: "What is art?"

  188. Midtown Manhattan by schmaltz · · Score: 1

    I've seen these "tiles" (they look more like thick linoleum) embedded in midtown Manhattan's asphalt since the early 90s.

    When I first noticed them, I thought "street artist." We have many here, so a sighting of something like this is not that unusual. Look like they're cut with a linoleum knife, too.

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  189. Re:How the tiles are made and baked into the stree by aonifer · · Score: 1

    Admit it. You laid those tiles, didn't you?

  190. DOUGLAS ADAMS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    42!! omg lolz

    1. Re:DOUGLAS ADAMS!! by Roundtable · · Score: 1

      What was the question?

  191. Souvenier by hashwolf · · Score: 1

    I celebrated the beginning of the 21'st century....
    and all I got was this lousy toynbee tile!

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  192. 5th Grader Scrawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it sounded interesting until I looked at a picture of it.
    Looks like a piece of crap. unless a 5th grader made this it deserves no attention.

    And if a 5th grader did - good job.

  193. Re:How the tiles are made and baked into the stree by kobotronic · · Score: 1

    Try it. Go to a hardware store and check out the tiles. There are many different kinds.

  194. Now the story hits the media people will copy by ToKsUri · · Score: 1

    Now that the story has hit the mass media (come on, Slashdot _IS_ a Mass Media) I am sure people around the world will imitate and create their own tilings all over the world. At least I have considered the idea, I am sure other will not just consider it but actually do it.

    1. Re:Now the story hits the media people will copy by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Now that the story has hit the mass media (come on, Slashdot _IS_ a Mass Media) I am sure people around the world will imitate and create their own tilings all over the world. At least I have considered the idea, I am sure other will not just consider it but actually do it.

      I did too. ;) However, I have complete confidence that the rest of slashdot is as lasy as we are. ;)

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  195. MS MegaWealth and OSS Trust fund by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked you'd have to have over 500 billion to 'buy out' Microsoft. Though I imagine that the interest off a trust of $90B (about $1B/year) could do a whole lot of good for the OSS community.

    I was thinking that there ought to be an OSS 'general' fund with a small board who would award prizes on the interest from the account each year. The fund would only grow over time as the spending would be limited by the interest it bore. Right now even [the chance of] several hundred dollars would be incentive for many otherwise distracted developers to contribute.

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  196. Re:Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
    This world never learns that vandalism is not art.

    Art and vandalism can certainly coexist.

    I've certainly seem some carefully crafted, beautiful graffiti that the artist regrettably chose to place on someone else's property without permission. That it's illegal and messes with someone else's property doesn't invalidate that it is also art.

    Similarly you can engage in political speech and do something illegal at the same time. Burning draft cards was both illegal and a political statement. Hitting someone with a cream pie can be both assault and speech. Destruction of property (Say, dumping a bunch of tea in a harbor) can be intended as a political message.

    Mind you, that someone is making art or engaging in political speech doesn't justify the crime! I can both appreciate the quality of some skilled graffiti while simultaneously wishing that the artist would get caught for damaging someone else's property. I'd rather the artist had not chosen to do so. But to deny that it could be art is just silly.

  197. who/where is James Morasco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good googling. I get one James Morasco at anybirthday.com, born 1938, CT zip code.

  198. Got me by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    Would you believe when I read that this morning, I took you seriously? I wondered why the guy would make lewd jokes in addition to his weird agenda.

    Here I am, two Dr. Peppers later, and I finally get it. :)

  199. "Planning", my arse by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

    From the article: "To do this would require a lot of prep. You'd have to heat the road surface. You'd have to have special equipment. An operation like this would take some time and if you wanted to avoid being seen while you were installing something like this it would require some planning. Whoever did this has fairly sophisticated know-how."

    Also from the article: "You say you first saw this seven years ago?" she asked incredulously. She stared at the tile and shook her head. "I work just a few blocks away and I've never even noticed it."

    Some guy could've taken ALL AFTERNOON to do this, and no-one would pay even the slightest bit of attention to what was happening around them. People are self-absorbed, almost no-one pays any attention to things around them, even things that are out of the ordinary. When was the last time you saw someone even turn their head when a car alarm went off?

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  200. Chicago: Jackson and Wabash by darkfus · · Score: 1


    I never knew what it was until I read this article. One of these was present in front of the Burger King at Jackson and Wabash in downtown Chicago. The last time I was at this location was late 2001, so it may have worn away since (it wasn't in good shape even then).

    If anyone can confirm if it is still there, I would be curious to know!

    Scott

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  201. St. Louis, MO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went and found two out of the three listed in St. Louis. One was obviously destroyed as the pavement at that location is being resurfaced as we speak.

    I turned them both into virtual caches, pending approval.

  202. Googling James Morasco by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    Googling reveals strange ties to Brazil.

  203. Timeline... by skogs · · Score: 1
    Lets see...

    1 week for a moderately crazy slashdotter to learn tile making...

    1 week to pick a location...

    1 day to case the location and pick a perfect time...

    roughly 4 days for a weekend to roll around with less traffic and a day off...

    Hence I predict the exponential growth of Street Tiles between 16 and 19 days from today. These tiles will be placed on all continents except Antarctica...as the singe road does not have traffic or any discernable heat.

    Mystery of tiles are solved - they are created by computer geeks from the year 2003 that traveled back in time to place the earlier tiles.

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  204. Pattern Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I am posting from Singapore!

  205. Re:Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Does this mean if I shoot some punk spray paining my house I killed [an] artist[?]

    Yes and no. Who are you to say he isn't an artist? In my mind, everyone is at least part-artist. For you to say he isn't is a form of attempting thought control. Not to mention murder, but I'd want to kill him too for spraypainting my house. But he's not spray-painting your house, is he? No, he's usually spray-painting public space. If you catch him, knock him out in 1 hit & call the police. Tell them he fell down & bumped his head while vandalizing your property. They'd be more than happy to cart him off for you.

  206. Re:"This could be a place of historical importance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Koeln, huh? I think I've met your mayor.

  207. I've seen these in Baltimore by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

    I wondered if they were connected with the nearby American Visionary Art Museum, which mostly collects work by crazy people. ;-) IIRC, they were in front of the Shane's across from the Omni (home of Balticon).

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  208. Re:Aaargh! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
    Mercersburg

    Chambersburg

    Chrisdeburgh?
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  209. Re:Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think protesting an outrageous tax from a tyrant "doesn't justify the crime"?

    Your love of government has taken your common sense.