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DesqView/X: Night of the Living Dead Codebases

Pazuzues writes "I found something that you could say peaked my interest. It seems Symantec (purchasers of former company Quarterdeck) has release DeskView/X into public domain and can be downloaded now. DesqView/X was a GUI and OS extender that installed into DOS very much like MS Windows does. This little GUI can run X-Windows and MS Windows 3.x software and can even gateway serve MS Windows applications to remote X terminals. It was way ahead of its time and is a pretty decent toy to play with if you have a old 486 laying around. Anyways there is a petition being started that is petitioning Symantec to release the source code as OpenSource. I think this is a really good idea and could possiably help alot of other existing projects like WINE for example. It can load X and rexec X apps with 16mb RAM for Pete sakes!"

371 comments

  1. Symantec suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It's true.

  2. No Brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really, are there any constructive comments that can be added to this discussion besides "sign the petition!"?

    Not to troll, but I think we all know what needs to be done and why it would be a good thing to do it.

    1. Re:No Brainer by slashzero · · Score: 1

      Get Freedos, its an opensource version of dos and works nicely with old dos apps, I don't remember their site something like freedos.org or something but they have ton of utilities on they site too

  3. Ugh, the grammar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Its clear this write-up was written by a 13 year old who never attended an english class in his life. Oh how I weep for the future.

    1. Re:Ugh, the grammar! by painkillr · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hmmm, grammar?

      How about:

      "It's clear..."

  4. Dead horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Find dead horse. Pickup stick. Hit several times for effect.

  5. Slashdotted already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdotted already?

  6. Where can I find DOS? by MiTEG · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I have an old 486 lying around, but I don't have any DOS install disks lying around. Anyone where I could find them? This sounds like it would be cool to try out. Unless maybe the original win95 install disks allow you to install DOS only?

    --
    The future isn't what it used to be.
    1. Re:Where can I find DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You want FreeDOS, free as in beer and GPL too. It works very well.

    2. Re:Where can I find DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use free and open-sourced OpenDOS instead of M$-DOS. If you really want to use M$-DOS, I think they still sell it at CDW.

    3. Re:Where can I find DOS? by really? · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have a look at:

      http://www.bootdisk.com

      --

      "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
    4. Re:Where can I find DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe this helps:
      http://www.powerload.fsnet.co.uk/bootdisk.htm

    5. Re:Where can I find DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just zip the entire \Windows\Command directory from a working installation and then unzip on the target disk as it as \DOS. You also want HIMEM.SYS and EMM386.EXE from the \windows directory.

      You can then use SYS to make the disk bootable, and you've got a DOS installation.

      (Although, I don't know if they ever made a version of QEMM which works with the version of DOS that comes with Win98 (7.1?). I know there was a DOS95 version.)

    6. Re:Where can I find DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      freaking crack smoking moderators. If you need DOS to run this, how is it off topic?

    7. Re:Where can I find DOS? by screwtheNSA · · Score: 0

      Okay, I have original DOS 6.22 stored for the next nuclear winter we will have(might need to boot an old 80286 box after that balloon goes up).

      I also "might" have a copy or two of DR-DOS someplace in the attic<ugh!>.

      Mail me, let me know if you need a COPY of these, okay?

      Send your request to my spam mail site: spamandnospam-ka9uce@netscape.net.com.org

      --
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    8. Re:Where can I find DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not flamebait, but the way moderation is done around here, you probably have kids young enough that they've never used real DOS moderating stuff that they don't have a clue about.

      Not that it stops anyone on slashdot from talking out their collective asses....

    9. Re:Where can I find DOS? by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here is an easy way to get DOS from any Windows 9X, into safe mode with command prompt. (DOS) and then attrib -sr msdos.sys (i think thats the attributes you need to remove) and then edit the msdos.sys file you will see a line that says BootGUI = 1 || BootGui = YES simply change to 0/NO, reapply attributes to the file, and reboot... suddenly you no longer get the Windows GUI. Need windows? Just type win from the command line like in the old 3.1 days

    10. Re:Where can I find DOS? by broody · · Score: 1

      Why not just use FreeDOS?

      --
      ~~ What's stopping you?
    11. Re:Where can I find DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are a MSDN subscriber or know one, you can download MS-DOS from their web site.

    12. Re:Where can I find DOS? by yeOldeSkeptic · · Score: 1

      I have an old 486 lying around, but I don't have any DOS install disks lying around. Anyone where I could find them? This sounds like it would be cool to try out. ... ...

      What do you need DOS for? If you are looking for coolness, hike over to Linux From Scratch and install Linux onto your 486's hard drive directly from source code!

  7. A new low by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    deffently

    Wow, that's a new low even by Slashdot standards. I mean, I've learned to ignore the sheer tonnage of "seperately" and "definately" and the like, but this is scary.

    And then people post Ask Slashdot's about the value of attending a Real College and getting a Real Degree ...

    1. Re:A new low by rtaylor · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Methings U cumplane to mush. I deffently thinc that.

      --
      Rod Taylor
    2. Re:A new low by siegesama · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "peaked".

      I think he meant "piqued"

      --
      what the hell is a 'junk character', anyway?
    3. Re:A new low by core10k · · Score: -1

      Where does it say deffently? I don't see that anywhere, not even in spelling-corrected form.

    4. Re:A new low by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      If the english language made any damn sense it wouldn't be so hard. Anyone can learn english in 6 months. Problem is it takes another 20 years to memorize all the exceptions to rules.

      I willn't stand for it ;)

      --
      Rod Taylor
    5. Re:A new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A few minutes after the article was posted, the first couple of sentences were removed from it.

    6. Re:A new low by bmoyles · · Score: 1

      $submission_text =~ s/$/[sic]/g;
      :)

    7. Re:A new low by core10k · · Score: -1

      Ahh, Slashdot. It's nice to know that there's a place where there are people who are much less competent with the English language than myself. Which is quite an accomplishement, I must say.

    8. Re:A new low by xah · · Score: 2, Funny
      I found something that you could say peaked my interest.

      The word is "piqued," although here it is used improperly. From M-W, it means "to excite or arouse by a provocation, challenge, or rebuff."

      It seems Symantec (purchasers of former company Quarterdeck) has release DeskView/X into public domain and can be downloaded now.

      It's "DesqView/X." It's "released." It's "the public domain." It's a run-on sentence.

      DesqView/X was a GUI and OS extender that installed into DOS very much like MS Windows does.

      Here we have an inconsistent use of tense. The last word should be "did." I wonder what "installed into DOS" could mean.

      This little GUI can run X-Windows and MS Windows 3.x software and can even gateway serve MS Windows applications to remote X terminals.

      It's either "X" or "X Window System." We have another run-on sentence. I wonder what "gateway serve" is. DesqView/X was both an X client and an X server, I believe. Of course, the X Client is what would run on the DesqView/X machine to be displayed on a remote X Server.

      It was way ahead of its time and is a pretty decent toy to play with if you have a old 486 laying around.

      Insert a comma after "time." It's "an old 486."

      Anyways there is a petition being started that is petitioning Symantec to release the source code as OpenSource.

      It's "open source."

      I think this is a really good idea and could possiably help alot of other existing projects like WINE for example.

      It's "possibly." It's "a lot." Insert a comma after WINE.

      It can load X and rexec X apps with 16mb RAM for Pete sakes!

      It's usually stated as "for Pete's sake," referring to Saint Peter.

      How utterly abominable. What a disservice Slashdot does its readers, acting as its readers were unintelligent, and uncaring about either spelling or grammar. What a disservice Slashdot does to the English language.

      --
      I am not a lawyer. Do not take my words as legal advice. If you need legal advice, consult an attorney.
    9. Re:A new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
      How utterly abominable. ... What a disservice Slashdot does to the English language.

      It's (It's? Its? Their!) not complaining. You are (You're?), not English. (english? the English? an english?)

      Considering the changes "English" has gone through from Anglo-Saxon kings to Chaucer to Shakespere to Stephan King, there is not much complaining it can do, so language pendants are a bit tiring (tireing? tyring?) at this point.

      P.S. Which "English" should we be using, oh great arbitrator of language? This is an international audience, so should it be "American" English, "British" English, "Austrailian" English, "Indian" English, "Irish" English or some othe r English I can't think of at the moment? And once your [sick] done with that, what dialect do you suppose we should use?

    10. Re:A new low by jeffehobbs · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      amen, brother -- what the fuck do slashdot editors *do*, anyway?

      ~jeff

    11. Re:A new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's the funny part.

      As computer scientists, the guys who run slashdot are decent editors.

      As editors, they make decent computer scientists.

      I don't mean that as a joke. If these guys are MIS or computer science guys, then have them go to an english writing seminar. And hire JonKatz (I don't believe its a real person) an editor who will kindly work with him to improve his style.

      However, if these guys are journalists with an interest in computers, then there's no excuse for some of the grammatical slop around here.

      They never seem to bring the right tools to the job.

    12. Re:A new low by Matthew+Luckie · · Score: 1
      Slashdot really sucks. You know it, I know it.

      One thing I have noticed lately is that the janitors do not update the front page even when obvious spelling and grammar mistakes are pointed out.

      Perhaps the janitors are trolling their readers by posting these "articles" and then watching how many people bite at the spelling and grammar. I've noticed that the posts that point out corrections are moderated as offtopic, encouraging many more readers to point out the same errors as they do not see that it has been done before.

    13. Re:A new low by 1010011010 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Which "English" should we be using, oh great arbitrator of language?

      Any english would do. I don't think that news article would be considered well written by any english speaker from any century.

      "Peaked"
      "Pete sake"

      Fonicks. Good when you're in elementary school, but not meant to eb the end of one's education.

      --
      Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
    14. Re:A new low by 1010011010 · · Score: 1

      Oh, hell, I made a typo. How embarassing.

      --
      Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
    15. Re:A new low by chromatic · · Score: 1
      As the submitter produced the entire story text, it's not fair to blame DiBona for this one.

      What's the solution? Should the editors silently correct misspellings and questionable grammar? Should they add "[sic]" after every mistake? Should they reject a submission or rephrase it in their own words?

      (This discussion probably belongs here, though.)

    16. Re:A new low by dublin · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I'll get modded down for this, but xah is absolutely right here. Slashdot, which has always walked the ragged edge of illiteracy, has lately become an absolute crapfest of linguistic carelessness and ignorance.

      Don't we care about the quality of what we're saying? If we don't, we shouldn't post at all. Perhaps this the the linguistic spawn of the grunge movement - the textual equivalent of the filthy jeans, stringy unwashed hair, odoriforous clothing, and replusive tatoos and piercings that were so common when jobs were plentiful, but thankfully seem to be much scarcer these days.

      It would be nice to be able to filter posts that commit Englicide, something broader in scope than simply blocking Jon Katz. ;-) As I think about it, I realize I may only be half joking: If there can be a lameness filter for submissions, surely there can be one of a different type for viewing, one that will help demoronize Slashdot by automatically modding down posts that confuse "than" and "then", use "alot", botch "there/their", etc. The real question is whether or not there would be more than a handful of posts left after such an filter was loosed...

      --
      "The future's good and the present is nothing to sneeze at." - Roblimo's last ./ post
    17. Re:A new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      College? The grammar isn't even at the 4th grade level.

    18. Re:A new low by khuber · · Score: 1
      P.S. Which "English" should we be using, oh great arbitrator of language?

      You probably meant "great arbiter", not "great arbitrator". I guess it means the same thing, but it doesn't sound right.

      Carry on.

      -Kevin

    19. Re:A new low by khuber · · Score: 1
      Should the editors silently correct misspellings and questionable grammar?


      I'd like it if the Slashdot editors at least
      spellchecked the submissions. I personally have a
      hard time reading some of them. I don't recall
      Slashdot editors ever doing much editing though.


      -Kevin

    20. Re:A new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Which "English" should we be using"

      It doesn't matter. Just pick one that isn't horribly broken. And don't fucking mix them!

    21. Re:A new low by CrackersnSoup · · Score: 1

      Why not let people edit there posts aftwards? Yes I know there is a "preview" button. If I dont see the error before i post, I most likely wont see it 30 seconds later. Thats me, You might be different. Crackers`n`Soup

    22. Re:A new low by lucius · · Score: 1

      I don't think "arbitrator" is really a word, or if it is, it shouldn't be. Same situation for "obligated" and "obliged".

    23. Re:A new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Main Entry: arbitrator
      Pronunciation: 'är-b&-"trA-t&r
      Function: noun
      Date: 15th century
      : one that arbitrates : ARBITER

    24. Re:A new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Which "English" should we be using, oh great arbitrator of language?

      > Any english would do. I don't think that news article would be considered well written by any english speaker from any century.

      There's only one Standard English, which happens to be that which the English Royals speak. Everybody else has an accent, by definition, and all that Yankee claptrap with the wrong spellings doesn't even come close! Color, harbor, center! Fucking laziness!

      ...and don't get me started on all those words your various presidents have mispronounced, like "nucular" or "normalcy", (It's NORMALITY, dammit! Just because FDR got it wrong, doesn't mean the dictionary had to change!). Then there's AdSpeak, CB Jargon, and Ebonics!

    25. Re:A new low by minus9 · · Score: 1

      In defense of this article, I would like to point out that at least X was spelled correctly.

    26. Re:A new low by HermDog · · Score: 1
      Why not let people edit their posts afterwards? Yes, I know there is a "preview" button. If I don't see the error before I post, I most likely won't see it 30 seconds later. That's me. You might be different. Crackers`n`Soup

      HTH
      --
      JADBP
    27. Re:A new low by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      The language skills demonstrated by Slashdot editors
      would amount to failing freshman English in any
      University worthy of the name.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  8. RE: Desqview by sinnerDOTcom · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember having to use DESQVIEW to multitask when I was running my BBS off of MSDOS.. Ahh, full screen ANSI menu's and RIP graphics to boot. I want my bbs, and I want it now.

    BTW, i'll "deffentntnetnly" check this out.

  9. Confused by OutlawDrake · · Score: 1

    If it's been released into the public domain, why does it need to be "Open Sourced"?

    1. Re:Confused by buchalka · · Score: 1

      We need it to be open source so we can use and abuse the source code.

      duh!

      --
      Games Programmer And Designer
    2. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's simple -- this product must be open sourced so that the socialist zealots from around this dump will feel vindicated and have a reason not to eat a gun tonight.

      Needless to say, nobody outside Slashdot wants this product open sourced.

    3. Re:Confused by damiam · · Score: 1

      I can't get to the site, so I'm not certain, but they probably just released the binaries into the public domain. I guess we could decompile it to get the source, but that takes a lot of effort and produces strange code.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    4. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because to stay useful and compatible X-extensions need to be made for this. XFree 4 changed a lot of things.

    5. Re:Confused by CaseStudy · · Score: 2

      The article poster doesn't appear to understand the concepts of public domain and open source.

      Releasing the binaries without licensing restrictions is not the same as putting the program in the public domain (I don't think you can put binaries in the public domain without putting source as well, as one copyright covers both). The major difference is whether derivative works require permission from a copyright holder.

      If the program is in the public domain, open source licenses are inapplicable, because it's no longer anybody's to impose licensing restrictions on. Hence the question.

    6. Re:Confused by Jennifer+Ever · · Score: 1

      I assume only the binary has been released (I can't get to the site to verify that, though). Release the source, and I'm sure someone out there would continue development.

    7. Re:Confused by joto · · Score: 2
      It's obviously you who are confused. Releasing the source code to something has nothing to do with releasing the binary code to it when it comes to copyright law.

      Please come back to the discussion once you have read something more than the GPL.

    8. Re:Confused by CaseStudy · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it. I haven't read the appropriate CFRs lately, so I don't know the Copyright Office's attitude toward it, but I would be surprised if a binary merited a separate copyright, since there's no additional expression contained within.

    9. Re:Confused by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      I would tend to agree with you since it is about like translating a literary work from english to french then claiming the french version is not covered under the original copyright. OTOH we've all seen some of the stupid things our government can do.

    10. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He will..., when you install Windows XP 2525

    11. Re:Confused by Sun · · Score: 1
      If the program is in the public domain, open source licenses are inapplicable, because it's no longer anybody's to impose licensing restrictions on. Hence the question.

      I disagree. If the program (and sources) are under public domain, you can make your own release under whatever license you want. That's what "public domain" means.

      If you have not made significant changes to the sources, however, people are highly likely to prefer the original, with which THEY can do whatever THEY want.

    12. Re:Confused by joto · · Score: 2

      Well, feel free to reverse engineer it (e.g. translate to another language) if you want to. There's no one who is going to stop you, since the binary code is in the public domain. But no legal twistery can force them to give you the source code unless they choose to do so. It's the binary that's in the public domain. Period.

  10. Peace Through Power by The+Lyrics+Guy · · Score: -1

    TSOL - Peace Through Power

    A lonely teenage daydream
    Of things that I might have been
    A surreal kind of thinking
    Keeps drifting in on me
    The Remington Electric
    I'm banging on its keys
    The words appear before me
    Their meaning's guaranteed
    A foreboding gloom upon us
    Of death ribbons and bows
    A gift to our generation from
    the men who have gone before
    My twisted body is lifeless
    Not so their twisted minds
    Peace through power is their motto
    Power through peace is their crime
    A sadistic smile spreads across my face
    Amid my mournful wail
    For although they killed a world
    Their fate was also sealed

  11. More info. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    1. Re:More info. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flaimbait! Don't you know a troll when you see one? You have the moderating intellegence of Jon Katz!

  12. Good Day, Gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am a troll hired jointly by Microsoft and America Online. I have come here to poison your discussions and discredit open source.

    Ph3ar!

    1. Re:Good Day, Gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Funny. I am not paid by either and I still poison the discussions and discredit open source software.

      BTW, who pays more? MS or AOL?

      -Metrollica
      ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST!

    2. Re:Good Day, Gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean by "who pays more?" I have to buy Microsoft's licenses and AOL's net connexion.

  13. DesqView/X and serial port sharing... by nedron · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, one of the most usefull features of DesqView/X was the ability to remotely access serial ports on another machine. I used to work in a customer service group who's application was only avilable via an RS232 connection. Each workstation was limited to two physical serial lines that had been run from X.25 nodes. A number of us installed DV/X and shared our ports out when we weren't working. This allowed you to grab unused remote ports and open 4 or more serial connections with our mainframe apps. Very handy.

    --


    * As is generally the case, my opinions do not reflect those of my employer.
  14. Public Domain *is* Open Source by Orasis · · Score: 3, Informative

    If code is in the public domain anyone is free to do whatever they want with it. Therefore it is by definition Open Source. I'm sure if you check out the OSD on opensource.org it will include Public Domain.

    --
    Justin Chapweske, Onion Networks

    1. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by buchalka · · Score: 1

      Releasing a product to the public domain does not necessarily mean realising the source code.

      Open source includes the source code!

      That's the difference.

      --
      Games Programmer And Designer
    2. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by dhogaza · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except apparently they put the *binaries* in the public domain. Instead of assuming the person posting this is a clueless idiot, why not probe a bit deeper with a click of your mouse to find out the whole story?

    3. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by Christopher+B.+Brown · · Score: 2
      If what they have released to the public domain is just the binaries, then that's all that's "public domain."

      If they have not released source code, and didn't license the binaries under some arrangement that gives you the right to demand source code (have we ever heard of a license like that???), then what they have done with the binaries has nothing to do with the accessibility of source code.

      Ob-DesqView reference: It was a pretty neat system; at the time I used it, OS/2 was an alternative that was, for my purposes, preferable since it actually actively resisted crashes, which was important when coding fairly wildly-pointered C code...

      The last release that I saw was not as stable as the second-last release, which was unfortunate. That might have been Microsoft playing their Windows isn't done until Foo crashes, consistently games....

      --
      If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
    4. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by CaseStudy · · Score: 2

      You can't put just the binaries in the public domain. You can release them under an unrestricted license, but that's not the same thing.

    5. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      You can't put just the binaries in the public domain.

      Why not?

      "These binaries are public domain." If that statement is made then you can do what ever you want with the binaries, including ripping 'em apart if you wish.

      --
      If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
    6. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      Why can't you put binaries in the public domain? I see no reason you can't renounce your claim to copyright on a program binary.

    7. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by CaseStudy · · Score: 2

      I should have bolded "just."

      What you're really putting in public domain is the copyright. As far as I'm aware, one copyright covers both source and binaries. So if you put the copyright in the public domain, the source goes with it.

    8. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by CrazyBusError · · Score: 1

      Err.. Hello? Anyone remember the old Amiga PD disks? I certainly don't remember any source being included or available with them?

      --
      -Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience-
    9. Re:Public Domain *is* Open Source by ptrourke · · Score: 1

      It isn't "Open Source" unless the code is readable - you know, unless the SOURCE CODE is OPEN to be read and modified.

  15. YUR A SOFTV4R3 P1R4T3!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I will forward you to the SBA!

    muahahahaha!

  16. My interest was piqued by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hi -

    Your interest may have been peaked, but mine was piqued :)

    TWR

    1. Re:My interest was piqued by pivo · · Score: 1

      We don't take kindlee to spellers 'round here. Take 'yer colege lerned spellin and git outta here, city boy!

    2. Re:My interest was piqued by OleSarge · · Score: 1

      Well, my pappy always told me that anyone who couldn't/wouldn't use the language properly was either "stupid", meaning he/she couldn't learn, or was "ignorant", meaning he/she hadn't learned. In the first case, there's nothing to be done. In the second case, some people are just to lazy to learn and/or apply what they have learned. BTW, I'm not a "city boy" either, and "college" has nothing to do with speaking/writing correctly. Tata

  17. DesqView was really cool. by burtonator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in the day...

    ... my "modern" first computer was a 386DX... basically because it was 32 bit and had a math coprocessor. Damn that thing was cool. I had computers before that but this was the first one I thought was da bomb.

    After a while I would tweak DOS to get the MAXIMIM amount of conventional memory 640k out of it. Quarterdeck Memory Manager did an AMAZING job of moving things around and forcing them to load in the correct memory segment.

    It was always amazing to see how well it would increase your memory.

    I would run QMM, DesqView for multitasking and Norton Commander as my filemanager, and QModem to get into my neighborhood BBS.

    QMM was needed with DesqView because it required a lot of resources.

    I was S000 37337!

    Man I wish I had Linux 2.4 and Debian back then ! :) I wouldn't have all these wasted brain cells which know every single bug in DOS/QMM. :)

    Kevin

    1. Re:DesqView was really cool. by garcia · · Score: 3, Funny

      I used to use it on a 386SX-16 for running a BBS. The footprint was a lot less than Win3.11 and it ran reasonably well on that machine w/5mb of RAM.

      At the time the /X meant nothing to me. It just looked cool when the user would login and see the OS listed as Desqview/X ;)

    2. Re:DesqView was really cool. by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I would run QMM, DesqView for multitasking and Norton Commander as my filemanager, and QModem to get into my neighborhood BBS.

      For that era, I ran QMM, DesqView, XTree, {COMMO}, QEdit, SideKick. My BBSes ran everything from homebrew software (on my Apple ][) to Searchlight, Renegade, Minix (one node, on a floppy, users logged in as root. Every so often, I'd swap the floppy for a freah install). {COMMO} spent some serious time logged into a variety of *nix boxen, and two VAXes. Those were the days when if you asked nice, people gave you accounts on business machines or uni boxes across the country. Usenet had yet to be hit with it's first spam, FidoNet could transfer files across the globe, and everybody knew who uunet was. Those were good days.

      I wouldn't have all these wasted brain cells which know every single bug in DOS/QMM. :)

      Hehehe.. I used to be able to COPY CON PROGRAM.COM and write some decent code with alt-numpad sequences. I *know* there are some other /.ers out there that memorized all the various int 20h and int 21h paramaters.

      It's that kinda thing that makes me feel good about Open Source (not just Linux). Popping in and adding mousewheel support to my favorite image viewer, adding a few features to my AIM client... also the "freedom of *nix" on my desktop now, with shell scripts, cron jobs, regex combos flying at the command line.

      Heh... maybe *these* are "Good old days" too.

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    3. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Safety+Cap · · Score: 3, Interesting
      QMM was needed with DesqView because it required a lot of resources
      Actually, it's QEMM (E=expanded), and it was required because the way the system was paged out in protected mode. QRAM was the "memory manager" for 286s, which unfortunately only had one virtual machine.

      Man, I thought that part of my life was dead -- I used to work at Quarterdeck (it was my first "real" job) on their help desk - I was employee #23 in that department.

      Sigh. Those were the good old days: writing white papers, messing with the Desqview API, staying up till all hours doing QC for the new releases, watching the programmers write and tweak their code using debug ...

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    4. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm...386DXs did not have FP coprocessors...the 387 FPU chip was available, but not many machines included one...neither did the 486SX have a FPU

    5. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no you didn't skeleton boy.

    6. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I was S000 37337! "

      Not if you were running DOS. The really imaginative work was being done on Amigas at that time.

      No offense or anything, we've all got PC's now, but back then, there wasn't any software worth having on a PC.

    7. Re:DesqView was really cool. by uradu · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      > I was S000 37337!
      > Man I wish I had Linux 2.4 and Debian back then ! :)

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but the really 7337 hackers back then were busy writing Amiga demos (and zillion disk copier progs). Many of them went on to become part of the first generation of Linux hackers. The closest thing to the Linux community (in terms of size and enthusiasm) back then was the Amiga community. The only ones bothering with the PC were Leisure Suit Larry addicts.

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    8. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I was S000 37337!

      I think you meen 31337. I don't know what "ETEET" is.

    9. Re:DesqView was really cool. by legis · · Score: 1

      > QMM was needed with DesqView because it required a lot of resources Actaully it is QEMM. You also need it because QEMM have special hooks for DESQview that other memory managers don't.

    10. Re:DesqView was really cool. by jfunk · · Score: 2

      Yes, that's why Linux was first developed on Amigas.

      Man, where would you *ever* get such an idea?

      To the original poster: Linux *was* available back then. I ran SLS and, later on, Slackware on my 386DX-33.

    11. Re:DesqView was really cool. by legis · · Score: 0, Redundant

      > QMM was needed with DesqView because it required a lot of resources. Actually it is QEMM. You also need it because QEMM have special hooks for DESQview which other memory managers don't.

    12. Re:DesqView was really cool. by legis · · Score: 1

      I remember DESQview fondly. I used it for many years and refuse to move to Win 3.x until there were no new DOS apps. DESQview was a really advanced multitasking system as compared to Win 3.x because it actually does preemptive mutitasking. It also allows you to adjust the time slice (called clock ticks in DESQview jargon) on the fly.

    13. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man I wish I had Linux 2.4 and Debian back then

      What's the difference for Debian? You still feel like you're stuck in the late 80s, waiting for those slow-poke retards to finally release another stable version.

    14. Re:DesqView was really cool. by CrabCakeJimmy2k · · Score: 0

      Thank you for saving me the time of pointing that out.

    15. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep.

    16. Re:DesqView was really cool. by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      I used to use it on a 386SX-16 for running a BBS. The footprint was a lot less than Win3.11 and it ran reasonably well on that machine w/5mb of RAM.

      Reminds me of a tagline that used to float around the BBS's:

      Window's Multitasks! (In a Desqview Window.)

    17. Re:DesqView was really cool. by xtremex · · Score: 1

      Hey! I played Leisure Suit Larry on my Atari 800XL!
      That was one of the 5 computers I had at the time. (Commie 64, 128D, Atari 800XL, TRS-80, Amiga 3000).
      The Atari tried to play catchup w/ the Commie, but they were too little, too late.

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    18. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the OP was saying that he had the i387 unit installed, not that the 386 had a FP unit.

    19. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would run QMM, DesqView for multitasking and Norton Commander as my filemanager, and QModem to get into my neighborhood BBS.

      Damn, you were living the same life I was, and I imagine the lives of many other people here.

      BTW, if you miss the days of Norton Commander, check out FAR, a killer NC clone that supports LFN. http://www.rarsoft.com/far_manager.htm

    20. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And use Amiga owners could quite easily run a BBS in the background while getting on with other things, no need to buy any third party software to let us multitask!

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    21. Re:DesqView was really cool. by byran+lei · · Score: 1

      >Sorry to burst your bubble, but the really 7337 hackers back then were
      >busy writing Amiga demos (and zillion disk copier progs). Many of them
      >went on to become part of the first generation of Linux hackers.
      >
      >
      Bullshit. The really 7337 hackers were on the Atari 8-bits and C64's. These guys were cranking out demos that still make the Amiga stuff look lame.

    22. Re:DesqView was really cool. by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Bullshit. The really 7337 hackers were on the Atari 8-bits and C64's.

      Not at the time the original poster mentioned, not anymore. Flamebait or not, but during the mid- to late 80s there was the Amiga, and then there was everything else.

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    23. Re:DesqView was really cool. by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Yes, that's why Linux was first developed on Amigas.
      > Man, where would you *ever* get such an idea?

      From being there, mainly. Linux originally evolved from Minix, which existed on many more platforms than just the PC. When Linus started dabbling on the kernel, the Amiga had already peaked and was declining, what with Commodore not doing anything whatsoever. Linus either saw the writing on the wall, or maybe he always was a clone guy, I don't know. I'm not saying everyone was an Amiga nut back then. In hindsight he certainly chose wisely.

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    24. Re:DesqView was really cool. by jfunk · · Score: 2

      Your evidence doesn't actually make the correlation. Linus used a PC and Linux was a few years old before it ran on the Amiga.

      I don't think any of Linus' decisions back then had anything to do with Amigas.

      Do you really like Amigas *that* much?

    25. Re:DesqView was really cool. by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Linus used a PC and Linux was a few years old
      > before it ran on the Amiga.

      I was talking about Minix, which ran on the Amiga before Linux ran on the PC.

      > I don't think any of Linus' decisions back then had anything to do with Amigas.

      You're most likely right, and I did say as much.

      > Do you really like Amigas *that* much?

      Did, not do. There simply was no equivalent to Linux today during the late 80s on the PC, and certainly not before the 386. If you wanted a preemptively multitasking system with flat memory that was supremely hackable and yet affordable to the average home user, there was little choice besides the Amiga. In terms of pure MHz the early 386s might have been ok, but given their plain framebuffer (VGA if you were lucky) displays and no sound to speak of, their overall performance quite sucked.

      Eventually though, the PC hardware far surpassed anything the Amiga had to offer, and the plethora of OS choices made the switch to Intel a no-brainer. Today I would certainly need very strong arguments to move away from the PC.

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    26. Re:DesqView was really cool. by garyrich · · Score: 2

      hello..... Mike, right

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    27. Re:DesqView was really cool. by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
      The freakiest thing I ever saw (well, one of...) was when I was testing S3 video cards with Stealth and it was crapping out every time (I think we had to x=a000-cfff, or something to fix).

      DanSpear came over, fired up simdeb, paged through a bunch of hex, CHANGED ONE VALUE and then the damn thing worked.

      WTF?! At that point, I knew I'd never amount to anything.

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  18. big surprise by damiam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $ host disvr.cjb.net
    disvr.cjb.net A 66.24.22.15

    $ host 66.24.22.15
    Name: syr-66-24-22-15.twcny.rr.com
    Address: 66.24.22.15

    $ ping syr-66-24-22-15.twcny.rr.com
    PING syr-66-24-22-15.twcny.rr.com (66.24.22.15): 56 data bytes

    --- syr-66-24-22-15.twcny.rr.com ping statistics ---
    5 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss

    Run your site on a Road Runner cable modem and you KNOW it'll get slashdotted :-)
    Anyone got a mirror?

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    1. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      try this link

      http://www.chsoft.com/dv.html

    2. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      syr-66-24-22-15.twcny.rr.com is actually my box, and I disabled replying of PING packets for security reasons.

    3. Re:big surprise by bob-o-buds.com · · Score: 1

      Well... it's down regardless :)

  19. Is this that important? by willybur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it really as useful as people think? If its abandonware, then it has fallen so out of date that there is no point in keeping it hidden. Why would Borland release Turbo Pascal 5.5 and Turbo C(++?) 1.01 into the public domain when the "newer" (but still really old) versions of those apps are still private? Because the old ones have lost so much functionality relatively.

    Ancient X apps and Windows 3.1 applications? That's great if you're still coding in outdated setups. Current standards seem much more complex, open-ended and harder to emulate. Wine is probably not perfect for a reason.

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    1. Re:Is this that important? by byran+lei · · Score: 2

      >Ancient X apps and Windows 3.1 applications? That's great if you're
      >still coding in outdated setups. Current standards seem much more
      >complex, open-ended and harder to emulate. Wine is probably not
      >perfect for a reason.
      >
      >
      Yeah it's a real bitch that people are more interested in DesqView/X than in .NET isn't it?

    2. Re:Is this that important? by fliplap · · Score: 1
      Some people still use hardware this old. There's a lot of really good uses for this sort of thing. But this software aside, I wish more companies would do this sort of thing.

      For example I have a couple of old Macs, including an SE/30 here. You can pick them up for $5 at University surplus stores. All of them are running MacOS right now, because Apple gives away MacOS 7.5.3. But they still haven't started giving away A/UX, Apple's UNIX for Mac. The neat thing about A/UX is that it could still run most MacOS applications.

      As I recall Apple won't even sell anyone the OS anymore, and even when they did it was $795. The point is, there's a lot of people out there that would like to try this software, and many wouldn't even mind paying a small fee for the right to download it. But to simply refuse to sell something anymore is just wasteful.

    3. Re:Is this that important? by legis · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Ancient X apps and Windows 3.1 applications?

      Actually there are no X apps bundled with DESQview X. It is just a graphically version of DESQview with a built in X server.

    4. Re:Is this that important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that Apple paid a pretty substantial royalty to AT&T (etc) for the rights the UNIX code in A/UX. This sort of clusterfuckery is exactly why GNU and Linux got so popular. Anyway, don't hold your breath waiting for AU/X.

    5. Re:Is this that important? by Enahs · · Score: 2

      You'd probably be surprised . . . code written for the WINE project, along with curent X implementations, could probably help out a freed Deskqview/X (and, in the case of undocumented Win calls, which still exist in Windows, could help the WINE project immensely, I'm sure.)

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    6. Re:Is this that important? by Nelson · · Score: 2
      The desqview code itself isn't important. There might be pockets (no doubt there are) where this will matter but for the most part it doesn't.


      I think the big thing is the shift in thinking that some big companies are starting to take on. A company cannot support a product forever, for the most part. It also cannot afford to not support products. At some point in time, and it's probably a lot earlier than it has been with the Borland products they've made free (beer) so far, it makes no sense for them not to make things free. The next logical step is for them to start releasing code to these older products. Something like desqview is special in that if people are using it and relying upon it, there is probably not anything that can really replace it. It's good to see, they aren't losing anything by giving it away now and the next step is the source code. It's part of the promise of opensource, your solutions will never die becuase you'll have to code if you need it; well it's about time that the software industry stepped up to that plate also because the competition is good and I've got hardware sitting around that might be interesting with some of that old software. Also, who's to say that something like WordStar might not have continued had it been opened up, it certainly had the community of users it was a support problem that did it in. Some of that older stuff could get migrated to more modern platforms. It does nobody any good to have something like that die.

    7. Re:Is this that important? by alangmead · · Score: 1

      That isn't quite true. They did have most of the apps that came from the X consortium's base distribution. Also they had what was at their time the neatest X app. One that would intercept all keyboard and screen writing calls of any DOS app and turn them into X events.

      This isn't like VNC's remote computing where you get a view of the remote machine's screen. This was turning a program into a X client, each invocation being displayed on any arbitrary machine on the network.

    8. Re:Is this that important? by garyrich · · Score: 2

      -1 wrong....

      All the apps bundled with DV/X were X apps. The cool thing that few people understood was its ability to run X clients locally. It had all the standard x apps that were around. ico, xeyes, maze, etc. People ported most everything else (such as Mosaic) and made them available.

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    9. Re:Is this that important? by edesio · · Score: 1

      I would love to see Turbo Pascal Version 3 free! This was my first and best pascal development environment. It was really fast and generated very compact code. Remember it run in 64 KBytes!

      (showing my age)

  20. Lighten Up by hendridm · · Score: 1

    Ahh, people type things like "prolly" and "gonna" and "whadda you think". The author was likely aware of his playful choice of words.

  21. Alternative Download by MiTEG · · Score: 5, Informative

    DESQview/X 2.1 is available for download from http://www.chsoft.com

    Disk 1
    Disk 2
    Disk 3
    Disk 4
    Disk 5
    Disk 6
    Disk 7
    Disk 8
    FREEdisk

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    1. Re:Alternative Download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many thanks to the chsoft people; as an attempt to share the load, the files are also at: ftp://uml-pub.ists.dartmouth.edu/mirrors/desqviewx

    2. Re:Alternative Download by csbruce · · Score: 1

      Yeash, nine ISOs! How did that ever fit on a 640K machine?

    3. Re:Alternative Download by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      You're joking, right?
      Well, if you're not, just a little hint - think floppies, not ISOs..

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    4. Re:Alternative Download by ScumBiker · · Score: 2

      In order to save a mirror from AC oblivion, here's a copy of the link to a DesqviewX mirror:

      ftp://uml-pub.ists.dartmouth.edu/mirrors/desqviewx

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  22. On Language by analemma · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    By the way, its not peaked my interest.

    It's piqued.

    Carry on.

  23. Metallica/Danzig by The+Lyrics+Guy · · Score: -1

    Does anyone know when exactly Metallica played Danzig's tune Mother? I have a bootleg MP3 of them performing it. I have a feeling they played with Danzig on stage. Metallica does a very good job. But Glen could still kick James's ass.

    1. Re:Metallica/Danzig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You should have known to come to me. It was in 1993 I think.

      -Metrollica

    2. Re:Metallica/Danzig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metallica are horrible sellouts and Danzig is a midget. Listen to Morbid Angel, you poofy-haired idiot.

  24. totally illiterate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It **peaked** his interest? Try piqued.

  25. Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was visiting an old abandonware sites, recapping yesterdays gone by when I found something that definitely piqued my interest. It seems Symantec (purchasers of former company Quarterdeck) has released DeskView/X into public domain and it can be downloaded now. DesqView/X was a GUI and OS extender that installed into DOS very much like MS Windows does. This little GUI can run X-Windows and MS Windows 3.x software and can even gateway serve MS Windows applications to remote X terminals. It was way ahead of its time and is a pretty decent toy to play with if you have an old 486 laying around. Anyway, there is a petition being started that is petitioning Symantec to release the source code as OpenSource. I think this is a really good idea and could possibly help a lot of other existing projects; for example, WINE. It can load X and rexec X apps with 16mb RAM for Pete sakes!"

    1. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by feceus · · Score: 1

      "has released DesqView/x into public domain"

      Looks like you need an editor too =)

    2. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and you know that again next week someone will be questioning the value of a college degree for technical careers. Isn't this proof that you should go though a four year program after high school rather than going directly for the cert and into the workforce?

    3. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's proof that you should go through high-school.

      deffently?

    4. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      If you haven't learnt enough english to spell 'definitely', or when to use 'piqued' not 'peaked', by the time you finish High School, then there really isn't any need to attend University. There's no more that can be done for you.

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    5. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus:

      and could possibly help lots of other existing projects; for example, WINE. It can load X and rexec X apps with 16mb RAM for Pete sakes!"

      Or maybe:

      and could possibly help a lot other existing projects; for example, WINE. It can load X and rexec X apps with 16mb RAM for Pete sakes!"

      Sound better ...

    6. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by legis · · Score: 2, Informative

      > and could possibly help lots of other existing projects; for example, WINE.

      Actually it won't help WINE because you still need a copy of Win 3.1 in order to run Windows apps in DESQview X. Also, it will only run it in real mode.

    7. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Mark+Pitman · · Score: 1

      I agree. I don't remember professors in college teaching spelling and grammar...

    8. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      getta life

      does it really matter that I didn't cap the beg of this sentence? Do you understand the point of this post?

      get a hobby, and quit attacking the person - I type e-slang all the time, never capping anything, using words like coulda and woulda, and even some Fox-worthy words like 'ustacould'.

      This doesn't mean I'm too stupid to prepare a nice resume!

      You guys that are after this guy for his post are prolly the same folk that think that wearing a tie instead of jeans makes you smarter and you'll provide all kinds of shait about "customers" and the "real" business world to back up your claims.

      I say that folk useta wear tights and white wiggs...now, suits and ties. fight the man and wear jeans to work! If we all band together, we can change the dress code!! No, business casual doesn't cut the mustard!

      save yer flames for, I.can't.do-calulus_but_im- -clean-cut-and-have-a-strong_handshake-and-freely- conform-to-advance.com and not /.

      feh

    9. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This doesn't mean I'm too stupid to prepare a nice resume!

      It does seem to mean that using real words is a serious and uncommon effort for you. I've been wearing t-shirts and jeans to work for several years, but I d'nt us crp7c a88rvs for the same reason I don't drool on my keyboard--I don't want to come across as an idiot.

    10. Re:Some corrections to get the /. editors started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I don't remember professors in college teaching spelling and grammar...

      Then you must be a Polytechnic University grad.

  26. This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Umm. How could this possibly help WINE? Honestly. You say so yourself that it can only run Win 3.1 apps. I remember Desqview myself... Tandy shipped it with 286es if I remember correctly. This is like saying "let's open the source to DOS cause it could help UNIX shell writers. Puh-leeze.



    By the way, Windows (NT) doesn't load on top of DOS. Nice try, though.



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    1. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Welcome to Troll/Crapflooder Land!

    2. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was from Jamie, who gets off on modding down anyone that criticizes his moderation system.

    3. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uh dude... the tandy thing was Deskmate... not desqview.

    4. Re:This is ridiculous by spauldo · · Score: 1
      By the way, Windows (NT) doesn't load on top of DOS. Nice try, though.

      All versions of windows v3.11 and earlier did. Considering that desqview was in competition with windows 3.x, it makes no sense to compare it to NT.

      Hell, back when this was out, NT was called Microsoft OS/2 (yes, _microsoft_). I know, I got the disks for it on my shelf.

      Nice try though.

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    5. Re:This is ridiculous by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, I could be mistaken as well, since I never used Desqview...

      But are you mistaking Tandy's DeskMate for Desqview? DeskMate was Tandy's whole desktop environment, the whole yellow-on-blue-by-default thing that let you type/draw/etc. Basically kind of an office suite that ran on a 286, it was pretty cool at the time.

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    6. Re:This is ridiculous by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 1

      Just found a link, in case you've never seen DeskMate, this dude claims it's his favorite gui.

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    7. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, moron. NT was never Microsoft OS/2. Microsoft worked with IBM on OS/2 and then screwed IBM and made NT, Which was called Microsoft Windows NT when it was released. It (NT) did (does) have an OS/2 compatibility layer, but was not called OS/2. That's an IBM trademark you twit. SO the disks on your shelves are either Microsoft's branding of OS/2 or Microsoft Windows NT. Nice try though.

    8. Re:This is ridiculous by starduste · · Score: 1
      Umm. How could this possibly help WINE? Honestly. You say so yourself that it can only run Win 3.1 apps. I remember Desqview myself... Tandy shipped it with 286es if I remember correctly. This is like saying "let's open the source to DOS cause it could help UNIX shell writers. Puh-leeze.

      It will help the WINE authors precisely because of the reason you stated: it runs Windows 3.1 apps. WINE doesn't run all Windows 3.1 apps - because not all APIs have been completed. Therefore, if the source for Desqview is available, so are the APIs. Including any bugs which programs might rely on. This will help further in figuring out how Microsoft have developed the WIN32 APIs, considering that Win95 if basically an updated Win 3.1.

    9. Re:This is ridiculous by spauldo · · Score: 1
      Well, that seems awful funny since I have the disks right here.

      Lesse, what does it say...

      Right off the disk:

      Microsoft OS/2 Operating System
      Installation Disk A
      OS/2 Series
      Disk format: High-density (1.44MB)
      Version 1.3
      Disk Assy 096-045-647
      ©1981-1992 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

      It was part of the LAN Manager suite. I've got the complete disk set of OS/2, but one of my ex-coworkers overwrote one of the lan manager disks so I haven't been able to play with that aspect of it. But OS/2 does install, and looks an awful lot like a stripped down NT 3.5.

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    10. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't run Windows 3.1 apps. It runs Windows 3.1 itself in a VDM.

    11. Re:This is ridiculous by gi-tux · · Score: 1

      DeskMate came on all Tandy 1000s after the very first (original T1000). This included 8088, 8086, and 80286 based systems. It was also available for the higher end 80386 systems. But that isn't the only place you could get it. I still have my copy of DeskMate for the Tandy Color Computer running the 6809 (Motorola) chip.
      There were actually 2 versions of DeskMate. The first was the blue and yellow version. The next one was truely graphical. The graphical version first came out with the T1000EX. The CoCo version was this one and it was the second machine to have it available. Shortly followed by the 1000SX. Later the 1000HX and 1000TX, 1000TL/2 etc. came with this version.
      While I wouldn't say that I liked it that well, it was a tool to get a lot of people started in computing. Windows 3.1 was the first MS Windows to really blow it away completely. And even it didn't have the apps at first that the average user wanted on their desktop.

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  27. Slashdotted, obligatory mirrors by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.chsoft.com/dv.html

    http://www.freemm.org/DesqView X/

    http://www.bookcase.com/library/software/msdos.a pp s.desqview-x.html

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    1. Re:Slashdotted, obligatory mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  28. Old software not always releaseable by SteveX · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of commercial software uses pieces licensed from other people, and sometimes the people who developed the licensed technology aren't willing to release it.

    I know of one scanner company that normally plays nicely (releases specs for the protocols for their SCSI and USB scanners) that cannot release their parallel protocol because of agreements they have with the suppliers of the chipsets in the scanners... Yet the company fields hostile "release the protcol you idiots" spam from "Open Source" advocates.

    It's cool when a company can release an old product free - but in some cases it's just not possible...

    - Steve

    1. Re:Old software not always releaseable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of course, many companies use that excuse because they don't want to tell you the truth. Nvidia for example.

      Me: I'd like any documentation on how to program your fine chips.
      Nvidia: We can't open source our drivers because they contain 3rd party IP that we don't own.

      Of course, they didn't answer the question I asked. The real reason they won't release any kind of info (docs or the source to their drivers) is that their plan is to segment the market via driver tweaks. The only major difference between their Quadro line and their Geforce line is the drivers. The Quadro drivers support accelerated anti-alaised lines. The Geforce drivers dont, even though the hardware does.

      Since Nvidia wants to be the graphics hardware in all those Linux boxes that are replacing SGIs on animator's desks, they can't risk a bunch of GNU hippies writing drivers that let professionals use Geforce cards as if they were Quadros.

      Rule #1 in dealing with businesses. If they have any reason to lie to you, they will. Plan for it.

    2. Re:Old software not always releaseable by VAXman · · Score: 0

      The real reason they won't release any kind of info (docs or the source to their drivers) is that their plan is to segment the market via driver tweaks.

      And this is a problem for you because ... ?

    3. Re:Old software not always releaseable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it seems to be the ruling mentality that everything should be just handed out for free, there should be no such thing as ownership of ideas, and that people don't really need to be paid for their work, especially if it's a hard to define and intagible work such as software, music, or literature.

      Yeah, it's a really big problem, don't you see?

    4. Re:Old software not always releaseable by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      "there should be no such thing as ownership of ideas,"

      There's no law in the world that allows ownership of ideas, but you knew that, right?

      When you get a patent, its not on an idea, but on an application of that idea.

      For example, you couldn't patent the idea of RADAR, but you can patent an expression of the idea.

      That's why you can't patent a mathematical formula. But you can patent something (medicine, car, computer, boat, plane) that takes advantage of that formula.

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    5. Re:Old software not always releaseable by Hawke · · Score: 1

      Also, for some older software, releasing the binary might BE releasing the source code. If the authors of the program wrote machine language, (not really that much of a stretch) there isn't too much more they could release.

    6. Re:Old software not always releaseable by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      When you get a patent, its not on an idea...That's why you can't patent a mathematical formula.

      Would that thet were so. Unfortunately, the U.S. patent office believes that algorithms - basic mathematical constructs - are patentable.

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    7. Re:Old software not always releaseable by sql*kitten · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Rule #1 in dealing with businesses. If they have any reason to lie to you, they will. Plan for it.

      If anyone has a reason, they'll lie to you. It all depends whether their reason is good enough.

      I'm guessing that the money that nVidia make off their expensive Quadros will subsidize development that will eventually make it into their cheaper Geforces. This isn't a bad thing; the alternative is that the consumer cards are more expensive and less capable.

    8. Re:Old software not always releaseable by ewieling · · Score: 1

      DV/X licensed a lot of 3rd party technology that was incorporated into DV/X. The only tech that I recall is the DOS4GX stuff, but I think some of the networking tech was also licensed, as well as, perhaps, the X Server.

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    9. Re:Old software not always releaseable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an old assembly language programmer, I don't agree at all. It's difficult to disassemble a binary back into sensible ASM source. The original will have meaningful labels and symbols, hopefully some comments, and maybe even some macros.

    10. Re:Old software not always releaseable by McFly777 · · Score: 1

      IIRC algorithms used to be unpatentable. This changed when someone proved that a mechanical equivalent to something like an NAND gate could be built and therefore combined to make any digital circuit. Therefore the courts ruled that if an algorithm could be run on a computer, it was possible to create a mechanical device, therefore the algorithm is patentable.

      Screwy reasoning to used to screw over one of the better restrictions on patents, but what do you expect from a bunch of lawyers.

      p.s. If YOU are a lawyer, I am obviously NOT referring to you personaly; just lawyers in general. ;)

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    11. Re:Old software not always releaseable by Newtonian_p · · Score: 1

      Actually, a GeForce card can be converted into a Quadro card by just changing a jumper. Then, all you have to do is install the Quadro drivers and there you go, you got yourself a cheap pro-card with hardware accelerated rendering in 3dsmax.
      Go here for instructions:
      http://www.geocities.com/tnaw_xtennis/G-Quadro/E-G -Quadro.htm

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    12. Re:Old software not always releaseable by jareds · · Score: 1

      IIRC algorithms used to be unpatentable. This changed when someone proved that a mechanical equivalent to something like an NAND gate could be built and therefore combined to make any digital circuit.

      True, but if the Patent Office wanted to, it could request a working model <evil grin>. Oh well.

    13. Re:Old software not always releaseable by ab315 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more likely that any additional profits will go to shareholders.

    14. Re:Old software not always releaseable by Wholeflaffer · · Score: 1

      p.s. If YOU are a lawyer, I am obviously NOT referring to you personaly; just lawyers in general. ;)

      Spoken like a true disclaimer!

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  29. desqview/x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    yeah! i have orginal boxed version of the desqview/x it was very hard to find it elsewhere , there is none in cleveland oh area and 5 years ago while taking first trip to los angeles and there were alots of used computer stores wow tons of odd and some rare computer hardwares and tillions boxes of softwares and came across the motherlode of desqview/x!!!!
    cost? it was 24 bucks for orginal boxed version with thick book ,total weighed like 3 bricks!!!!
    as far i know i seen them before at first opening of new microcenter around 90's it was selling new for $225.00 quite pricey those days
    and with using it ,it can be a terminal cleint to remote linux x window server esy way :)

  30. DOS 95 by wildcard023 · · Score: 1

    If you install w95 and then edit the msdos.sys file, you can add

    BootGUI=0
    Logo=0

    and the machine will start up to a command prompt.

    You can then go delete all shell(w95) related things.

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    Mike
    We here at the illuminati don't use DOS.

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    1. Re:DOS 95 by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to put dos=noauto in your config.sys. This stops Windows from auto-loading ifshlp.sys, setver.exe and various other clutter.

    2. Re:DOS 95 by 13Echo · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier to just format a floppy disk as a system disk. Copy format, edit, fdisk, and any other essientials to the floppy. Boot the floppy on the 486 and then patition and format the hard drive? Then copy the other programs over to the hard drive?

  31. Nope by markb · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article doesn't say the source code was released. I assume just the binaries were released into the public domain, and the source code remains secret.

  32. desqview learned me to do proper programming by MavEtJu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Desqview learned me to do proper programming. It's true. When I used it the first time, all my self-written C programs (and pascal too) bombed because of uninitialized pointer references.

    I had to walk through everything to fix it and it learned me how to threat pointers properly. A lesson learned which will never be forgotten :-)

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    1. Re:desqview learned me to do proper programming by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

      We also learned how to properly give up timeslices thanks to DESQview :)

    2. Re:desqview learned me to do proper programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Now if only you could spell, but don't worry you're still qualified to be a /. editor.

  33. DR-DOS by hendridm · · Score: 1

    OpenDOS/DR-DOS is another free, open source alternative. eBay has MS-DOS for sale too.

    1. Re:DR-DOS by Kaiwen · · Score: 1

      DR-DOS is not open source. It is freely downloadable for personal use (if you can find the link; it's been buried, and Lineo isn't too interested in giving out the info; but it's there). But the source is not available, and Lineo retains all rights to the product.

    2. Re:DR-DOS by Newtonian_p · · Score: 1

      It may not be open source (as in free software) but you can buy the source if you want it:
      The source code for DR-DOS is available, and may be purchased by contacting a member of the Lineo Sales Team (Lineo Sales Contact Form).

      from: http://www.drdos.com/index.html

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  34. Okay... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    It would be really nice to see something that can display windows apps remotely via X (and via something more efficient than VNC).

    1. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tarantella... more or less :)

  35. MOD PARENT DOWN: OBSCENITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You, Sir, are disturbed! Stop calling people clueless idiots!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN: OBSCENITY by dhogaza · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I didn't call him a clueless idiot. I said *he* shouldn't assume the person posting this is a clueless idiot.

      Can't you ead renglish?

    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN: OBSCENITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You have been trolled. Don't take every post seriously. Calm down.

  36. ROB MALDA'S WILD RIDE: NOW WITH PARTS 3 AND 4! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    BY METROLLICA
    ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST!

    ROB MALDA'S WILD RIDE: NOW WITH PARTS 3 AND 4



    Slashdot Headquarters
    Office of Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda
    9:00 PM




    Part I


    Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda sat back in his chair gently massaging his cock. He was leafing through the latest issue of the Leisure Times porn catalog, contemplating which video he was going to buy next. The jerk-off factor of each video decreased after a few weeks, so he had to constantly update his collection.

    Malda often spent late night hours at his office like this; his apartment was just too lonely. The benefit of having a basement office was no casual passers-by. The rest of the Slashdot crew always thought he was working late on some paperwork; he was notoriously slow in finishing anything dealing with the next Slashcode revision. Or doing work on the latest Slashdot story submission. The Slashdot crew thought correctly that Malda had no personal life.

    "Hmmm, should I get 'Killer Cumshots' or 'Ass Eating Insanity'? Or maybe I ... Ooohhh..." moaned Malda when he turned the page to the all-boys section; his cock throbbed with lust. "OK, how about 'Uncut Hunks' and 'Babes with Balls', you little freak," he said to his cock as he started to pump a little harder. He reached for the lube in his bottom drawer, slathering his hand and cock with the slippery stuff. He closely examined each small picture on the page. He especially liked the really muscular young guy in 'Boot Camp Boys'. Oh, to run his hands up and down that smooth, muscular stomach as he knelt in front of him, pulling that huge cock into his mouth...

    Malda arched his back and groaned as he came, shooting cum all over his desk and keyboard. He slumped back down into the chair as his breathing slowed to normal. "I'm definitely going to order 'Uncut Hunks' and 'Boot Camp Boys'."

    After a few minutes he pushed his cock back into his pants and wiped up the lube and cum with a tissue. This had become almost a nightly ritual after his last meeting with Jon Katz earlier in the year. Malda wondered if that rat bastard would ever quit his job at Slashdot.

    "I wonder if any of these videos star brunettes with green eyes?" Malda said thoughtfully as he flipped back through his catalog. "Or petite redheads?" He chuckled as he looked at the ad for 'Clit Licking Lezzies'.

    Malda started to daydream about Michael and Timothy 69'ing each other. "Not again," he groaned as he leaned back to pull his erection out of his pants. He got into a great rhythm. The subjects of his daydream morphed from two homosexual men to two other homosexual men--Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds sucking each other's cocks.

    "Yeah, that's it. That's it!" he panted, imagining himself sliding deftly in between those two hunks. He wanted nothing more than to be on his hands and knees sucking Stallman's cock with Torvalds fucking his ass.

    "Uh...uh..." whimpered Malda; he could feel the cum ready to explode out of his cock when the door to the office slammed open and heavy footsteps, belonging to 2 or 3 people, pounded on the floor. Before he could cry out or even identify the intruders a heavy, black hood was shoved over his head and he was hauled roughly to his feet.


    Part II


    *Damn. What the hell was I doing with my back to the door?* Malda thought angrily, kicking himself mentally. He had swivelled his chair to face the wall to give himself more room for the urgent thrusting his raging hormones had screamed out for and now he was paying the price for his lack of self-control.

    "Hey, can we talk about this?" he pleaded before an open hand to the side of his head convinced him to be silent. His silent assailants manouvered him away from his desk, positioning him in the small space between the desk and open door.

    His hands were pulled behind his back and secured with soft leather cuffs. One gloved hand brushed his neck, a leathery thumb carressing his neck, finding the exact spot that caused spasms of pleasure to ripple through his body.

    A heavy thump sounded to his right, followed by the rusty squeal of a zipper. He sensed someone kneeling next to him, could feel warm breath on his still exposed cock. Noises of items being removed from what he guessed was an army style duffel bag fired his imagination, setting in motion a hundred and one images from his fantasy filled brain.

    His suit pants were unzipped and pulled down along with his 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace' boxers, drawing a snicker from the two men in the room. Once he was naked from the waist down, he was startled to feel cold liquid being sprayed on his feet and legs and then his feet lifted one at a time into what felt like vinyl boots. No... more like a wet-suit, slick and body-hugging. The body suit was worked slowly upwards, with more lubricating oil applied to ease the journey.

    When his legs were fully covered, more scented oil was applied liberally to his cock and balls, before they too were enveloped in a tight vinyl sheath. He felt the nozzle of the spray bottle placed gently between his buttocks, inserting a large dollop of grease inside his anus. He tried to impale himself on the intruder, to gain release form the mounting pressure in his balls, but firm hands on his hips held him still, denying him what he needed most.

    The nozzle was removed and quickly replaced by a medium-sized butt plug, not big enough to tear or hurt him, but enough to stretch and fill him. Then the suit was quickly rolled up his backside, holding the plug firmly inside of him.

    He had an idea who his mysterious assailants might be and since they had yet to cause him harm, he put up no resistance to their preparations. Indeed it was as if they had read his thoughts, had climbed inside one of his favourite fantasies and were recreating it for him and only him.

    As the dressing continued, Malda grew very relaxed and peaceful, the oil warming against his skin, congealing to pull the body suit even tighter, until he could no longer tell where his flesh ended and the material began. His exposed flesh was massaged by the sprayer, alternating between feather-light fingertip touches and whole hand carresses, before the oil was applied and then the slick vinyl covered another inch, creeping upwards at a steady rate, like some form of living creature. He didn't even remember when they removed his shirt and tie so they could fit his arms into the tight sleeves.

    However he did begin to panic when he felt the vinyl reach his throat, certain that they would continue until he was fully encased in shiny black, unable to see, to breathe, to call out. The hood was claustrophobic enough, the full mask he envisioned them using was utterly terrifying.

    He must have been visisbly shaking with fear, for he was suddenly embraced from behind and in front, sandwiched between two strong, solid bodies. Two rigid erections pressing against him, soothing whispers in his ears, comforting him, letting him know that he was not in danger.

    And then the hood was removed and Malda felt his erection deflate as he stared at the naked, pasty-white body of...


    Part III


    ...Steve Ballmer.

    "Damn," he muttered, not even wanting to look at who was behind him. "What are you doing here bothering me?" he whined.

    "Shut up, Malda," Ballmer said as he grabbed the upper flaps of the suit to shake Malda. "Who did you expect? A certain kernel hacker? Torvalds ain't here, but Bill Gates is," he said as he nodded to Gates standing behind Malda.

    Malda turned to look, and saw that Gates was completely naked already. He looked very strong, barrel-chested and stocky, like a heavyweight boxer. Gates took hold of Malda's suit to turn him around. He had waited for this moment for a couple of years now, ever since the embarrassment of Malda's website running crude editor biased stories on Microsoft.

    "Malda, listen to me - and DON'T interrupt," Gates said as Malda opened his mouth to protest. "You caused Ballmer and I a lot of trouble and embarrassment this past spring. And frankly, you'd been nothing but trouble the whole time you have been started Slashdot. I'm not like Torvalds - I don't put up with that kind of crap from my friends. If they give me trouble, I put them in their place immediately. Isn't that right, Steve?" Gates asked.

    "Yes, sir."

    "And how do I enforce discipline, Steve? How did I handle that little incident you and I had last week?"

    "You fucked me, sir."

    "What was that?"

    "You fucked me like I deserved to be fucked," Ballmer said quietly, averting his eyes from Malda's inquiring gaze.

    "That's right. You screw me over, or my company, and you get screwed. Literally. I've only known one person who never got punished the way he deserved. Do you know who that is, Malda?" Gates shook Malda to punctuate his remark.

    "Uh, me, sir," mumbled Malda, already dreading where this was going.

    "That's right. And do you know why you never felt my wrath, Malda?"

    "No, sir."

    "Because of that damn Linux geek culture backing you up! It seems they had plans for you - I think sex slave comes closest to explaining it. It was going to be the ultimate revenge against closed source by making you a lovely, obedient sex slave. So no one was allowed to touch you."

    "Really?"

    "Yes, but as with all plans that hinge around you, you ruined it. So this is payback time. And, I figured since poor little Ballmer here suffered quite a bit from Slashdot as well, I thought he should get a little compensation too. He's turned out to be quite the tip-top chief executive - it only took a couple of ass-fucks on top of my desk to improve his performance."

    "I don't think Torvalds would appreciate you treating his friends this way," said Malda in a desperate attempt to save himself.

    Gates shook Malda violently. "Don't mention that man's name in my presence again! The only thing that would have made this evening turn out perfect was to have Torvalds here. You see, we had plans for him too." Gates pointed to another vinyl suit, much like Malda's, spilling out of the duffel bag.

    "Ballmer, get the gag."

    "Yes, sir," replied Ballmer as he picked up the second duffel bag. He pulled out a gag that had a short but thick dildo attached to it. He brought it over to Gates. Malda didn't say a word; he watched Ballmer in mute fascination.

    Gates took it and was about to shove it into Malda's mouth, but he stopped.

    "I've changed my mind. Steve, take off the suit." Gates grabbed Malda by his hair and pushed him back onto his desk. Ballmer unzipped the suit and peeled it off of Malda. Gates held Malda's arms down once they were free of the suit. "Get the handcuffs."

    Ballmer removed a pair of leather cuffs from the bag. "Cuff Malda's arms behind his back," Gates said as he flipped Malda over. Ballmer attached the cuffs. Gates grabbed Malda by his hair and dragged him off the desk until he was kneeling down, naked and still shiny from the spray.


    Part IV


    "Malda, it's time that you started making your apologies to Ballmer. Steve, you can lean against the desk." Gates took Malda's head and pushed it into Ballmer's crotch. "Malda, I'm only going to tell you this once. You will give Steve the best cock-sucking he has ever had, or we're going to put you back in the suit and tie you to the front gate of the building. You got that?" Gates asked, shaking Malda's head.

    "Yeah, I got it," grumbled Malda. Suck Ballmer's cock! Ugh. After his great fantasies of Torvalds and Stallman, to be faced with the reality of the little pink worm in front of him - it was too disappointing.

    "Do it!" demanded Gates.

    "Ok, ok, don't shout," Malda said as he moved forward to get comfortable.

    Malda tentatively ran his tongue up the length of Ballmer's still-soft cock. Ballmer let out a little moan and put his hand on Malda's head. His cock began to swell as Malda continued to lick up and down the shaft. Once it stood straight, Malda took the length of into his mouth. He couldn't believe he was doing this. His own cock even began to swell as he attacked Ballmer's cock more hungrily. Fully erect it wasn't half bad - he might get through this night after all. Of course Ballmer had to ruin it by talking.

    "I have dreamed about this moment Malda. The thought of you on your knees in front of me, servicing me! And I'm going to have a momento of this occasion too," he said pointing to Gates who was videotaping the whole scene.

    Malda tried to pull back to protest, but Ballmer grabbed his head with both hands and began to fuck his face. Malda stunned himself by getting into the rhythm as Ballmer let go of his head. Malda let go of the cock, ran his tongue down the underside, and onto and around Ballmer's balls.

    "Wow, you're really getting into this, ain't you Malda? You like it? You like to suck cock?" said Ballmer as Malda returned to deep throating his cock.

    "No wonder Torvalds was so anxious to get you back with the Linux community," said Gates. "He didn't want to lose such a good cocksucker."

    "Shut up," said Malda as he let go of the cock for a moment.

    "Ooohh, I'm going to cum!" cried Ballmer as he started to jerk his hips forward.

    "Malda, stop!" yelled Gates. "Steve, blow your wad on your chest and stomach!"

    "What?!" cried Ballmer.

    "Just do it!"

    "OK!" Ballmer grabbed his cock from Malda's mouth, gave it a few quick jerks, and shot his cum all over his torso. He continued to finger the head of his cock as his breathing slowed.

    "Why did you want me to do that?" he asked.

    "Malda, I want you to lick Steve's chest clean."

    "No!" yelled Malda, attempting to stand up. Gates grabbed his hair and shoved him back down.

    "You heard me! Do it!" He shook Malda's head again.

    "Stop doing that! That really hurts!"

    "Obey me then."

    Malda shot Gates a deadly look, then turned his attention to Ballmer. Ballmer half-sat on the desk, his chest and stomach dripping cum. Malda shuffled his way forward and started quickly licking.

    "I said slowly," growled Gates from behind the video camera.

    Malda slowed down, running his tongue over Ballmer's stomach. His own cock was beginning to throb as he thought about what he was doing. He lingered on Ballmer's navel, then slowly worked his way up. The final bit of cum was on the left nipple; he took a long time cleaning that area off, nibbling and licking at the nipple for a while. He couldn't believe he was doing this! And with Ballmer! When he finished, he sat back on his ankles, looking down at his own erection.

    "It looks like you really liked that Malda," Gates said softly as he walked over to Malda. He wrapped his fingers in Malda's hair, pulled his head back, and began to kiss Malda. At first Malda resisted, but he soon found himself returning the kiss, running his tongue inside the Gates' mouth, savoring the flavor.

    "Gates?"

    "Yeah, Steve," replied Gates after slowing withdrawing from Malda's mouth.

    "You need to see this."

    "What is it?" Gates said as he turned around. Ballmer was pointing to to a nudist magazine that was partly obscured by the numerous skin mags on Malda's desk. Keeping his pudgy fingers firmly entwined in his captive's thick hair, Gates used his free hand to pull the magazine off the desk. It fell open to a well used page, the small amount of text partially obscured with dried cum. It was a centerfold showing a scene which immediately fired Gates's sadistic imagination and his anger that he was not the focus of the altered picture.

    *That can soon be amended,* he thought.

    "So, you're into all that back-to-nature crap, Malda?" Gates sneered, holding the triple-length centerfold up to reveal all its artistic glory. "Grown men dancing naked around camp-fires, chanting gibberish and banging their drums before fucking each other senseless?"

    Malda's face turned red as he saw what picture Gates was referring to.

    "I am a horse's ass," he muttered, hanging his head to hide his humiliation. He had doctored the picture with old archival photos he had found of Torvalds and Stallman and himself when he was searching the net for old archived articles on Google. He had pasted face shots of his two lovers to the muscular bodies of the Tarzan-like male models posing around the bonfire. They were on their knees in dutiful worship at the base of his throne, gazing up at him in utter adulation, ready and willing to cater to his every whim. *Why couldn't it be like that in reality, why was he the one who lived only to serve his masters, no matter what they required of him* Only in the late night privacy of his deserted office did he allow himself to fantasize the situation reversed, never having the courage to demand equality in the very one-sided relationship he shared with Linus and Richard.

    "Did I give you permission to speak?" Gates barked, backhanding Malda across the face and sending him crashing to the floor.

    "No." Malda struggled to rise to his knees, not looking at either of his captors, sending a silent plea for rescue to his lovers and his partner.

    Out of the corner of one eye, Malda saw Gates raise his hand to deliver another blow and knew what he was waiting for. "No, Sir."

    The blow came anyway but somehow he managed to stay upright, his vision blurred and teary.

    "Call me Master, boy and maybe you won't have to warm Steve's bed tonight."

    Malda looked up to see Ballmer eyeing him lustfully and he almost threw up at the prospect of being fucked by the weasel who had tried to destroy his open source advocacy group.

    "Yes, Master."

    Ballmer was clearly upset that Malda had chosen to obey his new Master rather than allow himself to be his sex-toy for the night. He brushed up against Gates, rubbing himself on the older man's body like a bitch-in-heat.

    "But you promised he would be mine for the whole night...."

    Gates swatted Ballmer aside like an annoying blowfly, focusing his attention on how they could get Malda out of the building without raising unwanted attention. He walked over to where the duffel bags lay on the carpet and upended the largest one, spilling its contents.

    "Gag him, Ballmer and put him in the bag," he ordered with a malicious gleam in his dark eyes.

    Before Malda could react, Ballmer shoved the dildo-gag into his mouth, securing the leather straps painfully tight. He gripped Malda under the arms and hauled him to his feet and over to the canvas coffin. A swift kick to his shins soon had him lying on his side, his lanky legs folded up so that his chin rested on his knees. He quickly secured Malda's ankles with duct tape and drew the sides of the bag up and over the captive. He was about to zip up the body-bag when inspiration struck and he shoved his smelly underwear and socks into the bag.

    Gates was busy jerking himself off over Malda's ThinkGeek t-shirts when he heard an embarrassed cough. He turned to find Ballmer struggling to lift the bag off the floor. Not even trying to hide his disgust, he stormed out of the office, returning minutes later with a large wheely-bin. He laid it on the floor on its side and together they managed to cram the duffel inside and lift the bin upright. They shared a satisfied smile as they heard Malda groaning in his upside-down position.

    "Come, boy. Let's take out the garbage."

    Malda tried desperately to wriggle around so that he was somewhat upright and had almost succeeded when a series of violent bumps jolted his rapidly bruising body. It took a few long seconds before he realized what was happening. At 6pm all the elevators automatically shut down, leaving the stairs as the only way of moving from floor to floor. His captors were doing little to smooth the wild ride he was experiencing and Malda tried to concentrate on how he would exact his revenge when he got himself out of his present predicament.

    Continued with Part V

  37. This wouldn't help WINE by RevAaron · · Score: 5, Informative
    I used to use DV and DV/X through through the eras of DOS, Win 3.1 and Win95. All of my apps were DOS-based, but I still wanted to multitask. That, and DV was able to do something very important for me as a BBSer that Win 3.1 couldn't- have a ZModem download in ProComm+ going in the background while actually *doing* something else.So, yes, I have some experience.

    In any case, the release of DV/X wouldn't help WINE in any way, really. DV DV/X allowed you to run Win 3.1 apps in the same way that you can run Classic Mac OS apps in Mac OS X, or that OS/2 2.1 could run Win 3.1 apps. Win 3.1 ran in a little box all to itself. It ran the entire Win 3.1 OE, not implemented the API (as Wine and Odin do). You can see a screenshot of this here.

    DV/X was pretty cool, esp. for a DOS user in those days, but it isn't really relevant anymore. I could see people with old DOS machines who wanted the binaries, that makes perfect sense. However, there's really nothing to be gained from the release of the source. It's not like someone can port it to MS-DOS/PowerPC. ;)

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    1. Re:This wouldn't help WINE by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      One cool thing about DV/X I forgot to mention was that it could export this Win 3.1 window as an X application, so you could run Win 3.1 and its apps remotely. Never used that functuality, having only a single computer with a single modem, but it seemed cool. Again, there are plenty of Windows products that do this now (with current Win32 apps), as well as WINE. Hell, you could achieve the same with running Bochs or VMWare running Win 3.1 remotely.

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    2. Re:This wouldn't help WINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you run Windows in 386 mode? I notice in the screenshot it's running in standard mode. (286? my memory fades)

    3. Re:This wouldn't help WINE by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      I can't recall. It's been too long. I wouldn't be surprised if it were running in Standard (8086) mode rather than Enhanced (386), I think that was an easy way to sandbox the environment. But I'm not positive, I only gave that functionality a try, but didn't need/want to run any Win 3.1 apps. I'm still confused about how people suffered through Win 3.1 when they could've run GEOS or Mac OS, both of which, in my experience, were a helluva lot more robust and user friendly (both being relative terms).

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    4. Re:This wouldn't help WINE by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Could you run Windows in 386 mode?

      I'm fairly sure that this was a limitation of DESQview; Windows would run only in standard mode as DESQview used the "advanced" functionality of the 386/486 to separate its own tasks and could not share that ability with Windows. Therefore, standard mode only.

      As I recall, anyway.

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    5. Re:This wouldn't help WINE by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      From my experience, the so-called "386 enhanced" mode of windows 3.1, actually resulted in vastly reduced performance compared to the standard mode.

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    6. Re:This wouldn't help WINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True it was slower. But many latter applications (Office 4.2? WordPerfect 6?) required it. This thing might have very limited utility if it only runs standard mode Windows.

  38. Any Screenshots? by kawaichan · · Score: 1

    I haven't used this before, anyone have more information with screenshots?

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  39. [ot] TightVNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're hating VNC because of its bandwidth usage, check out TightVNC. It's basically a fork of VNC that merges in Tight Encoding (which I don't know much about, but which uses far less bandwidth than normal VNC) and a bunch of other nifty features. Of course, since it's a fork of VNC, you can rest assured it's under the GPL.

    Nifty features it includes:

    • Zlib compression
    • JPEG compression where appropriate
    • automatic ssh tunneling on Un*x
    • Better handling of cursor updates
    • others...

    It's much more usable over a modem(!), for sure.

    1. Re:[ot] TightVNC by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Yes. Still not the same thing.
      I want something that does like RDP to X translation.

      VNC or TightVNC are still just screenscrapers/window scrapers

    2. Re:[ot] TightVNC by DemianJ · · Score: 1

      http://www.rdesktop.org Is that what you are looking for?

    3. Re:[ot] TightVNC by GoRK · · Score: 2

      RDPX is easy enough. (see rdesktop) but that won't get you what you're looking for since (afaik) there is nothing for windows to serve single apps out of RDP. Plus RDP doesn't really have the features to transparently support a desktop like this.

      The closest I have seen is running the Citrix ICA client in X and exporting a single application from the server. It can be made to have the application windows borderless and managed by your window manager. Some apps need to be run in a desktop window though, since they try to do things like customize the tilebar and control menus, install an item in the tray, etc.

      ~GoRK

  40. X workstation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This little GUI can run X-Windows"

    I hope it is still supported by Symantec, so I could convince my boss to throw Windows out of our boxes that we use as X workstations (with Exceed) and replace it by DesqView!

    NO PLEASE! Just kidding!

  41. Re:Some corrections...quibble on Pete! by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    Isn't it "Pete's sake" rather than "Pete sakes"? Where does that
    saying come from, anyway?

  42. Pazuzues should have written... by 1010011010 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pazuzues should have written "I found something that you could say piqued my interest. It seems that Symantec (which purchased now-defunct Quarterdeck years ago) has released into the public domain binary versions of DesqView/X. DesqView/X was a GUI and DOS extender that installed over DOS very much like MS Windows did. This little GUI can run X-Windows and MS Windows 3.x software and can even act as gateway to serve MS Windows applications to remote X terminals. It was way ahead of its time and is still a pretty decent toy to play with. It can load X and rexec X apps with 16MB of RAM, for Pete's sake! All it needs is an old 486. A petition has been started to urge Symantec to release the source code under an Open Source license. I think this is a really good idea, as it could possibly help a number of projects, such as WINE. DesqView/X is available for download now."

    How much "editing" does being an "editor" involve, anyway? 8^D

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    1. Re:Pazuzues should have written... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, no kidding. "peaked my interest" might be a fun pun if it was a pr0n article..

    2. Re:Pazuzues should have written... by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't read /. much anymore...

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    3. Re:Pazuzues should have written... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How much "editing" does being an "editor" involve, anyway?

      Hmm... seems to be a common problem in the computer biz. The general standard of written english is terrible and any attempt to persuade people to improve is met by wails of protest about how communication is what is important and not good english grammar and spelling.

      Needless to say, I'm not exactly in agreement with this philosophy!

  43. English is to Perl as... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

    __________ is to ____________ Fill in the blanks with Your Native Language and Your Favorite Programming Language. English is a rich language (that has borrowed/stolen from many others) and you can say a lot with it. It doesn't necessarily have to be consistent or easy. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

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  44. Offtopic Nostalgia.. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thanks, pazuzes. Now i'm going to have to have a flashback. **sits back**

    1994.. Running my BBS locally.. Wanted to multitask... installed Desqview.. wow.. leet! Its like dosshell.. Only.. not! Oh, crap.. LORD is running slow on node 2.. time to tweak QEMM.. lets see if we can get that extra 2K out!

    1995.. OS/2 warp comes along. I install it - that extra ~100K on top of 640 is LEET!!! I never go back.

    I have to wonder.. How fast would Windows 3.1, DOS, or OS/2 boot on a 1.4 Ghz Athlon? :)

    1. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by Junta · · Score: 2

      Speaking as someone who still occasionally runs DOS/Win3.11 on a 400 MHz machine... damn fast. On My 400 MHz machine, win311/DOS starts up in a negligible amount of time, really cool to do so too..

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    2. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by BlueGecko · · Score: 1

      Where can you still buy Win 3.11? I'm assuming it must be available somewhere for a reasonable price.

    3. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      OS/2 boots in about 20 seconds on a 1.2GHz athlon.

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    4. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by Mike+Monett · · Score: 1

      >I have to wonder.. How fast would Windows 3.1, DOS, or OS/2 boot on a 1.4 Ghz Athlon? :)

      I'm one of the diehards who stuck with DOS and Win 3.x. I wrote my own file management software based on locating files quickly, then calling editors or viewers as needed. It is exactly the opposite of Windows, where you select a program, then try to find the file you want to work with.

      Each file has a comment attached that stays with the file when I copy or move it to a different directory. The software automatically searches in the filename, then the comment info when searching in a directory. This makes finding a file very fast.

      It runs on top of DOS, and calls DOS or Windows programs as needed. I estimate it improves my productivity by 10 to 100 times over GUI-based software. It is ideal for finding files in directories that may have 5 or 10 thousand files - try scrolling through the tiny file viewer in Windows to locate an individual file. It's next to impossible to get the right one.

      I cringe whenever I see anyone trying to find a file in Windows or Linux. The amount of time wasted is horrible.

      I never have problems with viruses - they won't run on Win 3.x.

      And I dont' have to reformat my hard disk and reinstall Windows every three months like everyone else I know who runs the later versions of Windows.

      DOS 5.01 boots in less than one second on a K6-450.

      WFWG 3.11 boots in less than four seconds if you don't have too many program icons loaded on the desktop.

      I plan to upgrade to a 1.4GHz soon. I expect the boot times will be a tad faster :)

      Mike Monett
      mrmonett@yahoo.com

    5. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by Mike+Monett · · Score: 1

      >Where can you still buy Win 3.11? I'm assuming it must be available somewhere for a reasonable price.

      It used to be available on the net. I downloaded it as a backup for when my floppies die.

      Probably the best place is a scrap 486 or P100 machine that someone wants to throw away. It will probably have a bunch of graphics editors like Corel, PSPro, and other stuff already installed.

      You can use LapLink to copy the files to your hard disk. I have succeeded in being able to move programs to any directory by simple editing. Sometimes you need a binary editor to change hard-coded directories in the exe's. The only one I could not move this way was was Excel 5.0

      I run Opera 3.62, Netscape 2.02, and MS Explorer 3.0 and 5.0. If I cannot view a site in Opera or Netscape, I try IE 3.0, then the humongous bloatware 5.0 version. If it cannot view the site, I go somewhere else.

      There used to be a lot of legacy Win 3.x code on the web, but it is rapidly dying off. TuCows and some of the other shareware sites still have a few.

      You cannot run all the latest bells and whistles crap, but I see very little need to do so.

      As I mentioned in another post, I wrote my own file management software that is about 10 to 100 times faster than GUI-based programs. Using Flat Real Mode, I can access all xms memory for my own code. See

      http://mr_monett.tripod.com/frm.htm

      I plan to get a machine for Linux soon, but the only reason is to run the Eagle pcb layout software. I'm very happy to stay with DOS and Win 3.x, and continually extend the capabilities of my own stuff. One day I won't need Windows for anything :)

      Regards,

      Mike Monett

    6. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by s390 · · Score: 2

      I have to wonder.. How fast would Windows 3.1, DOS, or OS/2 boot on a 1.4 Ghz Athlon? :)

      I have an OS/2 4.1 FixPak 15 partition on a 1.4 Ghz Athlon. It's useful for Win3.1 Office apps, plays MP3s well; I haven't tried VoiceType but the Athlon is fast enough.

      To answer your question, it boots pretty quickly but not blazingly fast because most of the boot activity is I/O bound.

    7. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd never thought I'd live long enough to hear a DOS user bragging about how his platform is free of viruses :)

    8. Re:Offtopic Nostalgia.. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      If you will read the crap displayed when you install XP, it will tell you that XP loads faster than *ANY* previous release of windows. Isn`t this false advertising? win3.11 loads almost instantly on a 400mhz machine

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  45. "Picqued", not "peaked" by easter1916 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone at Slashdot have a dictionary and a thesaurus?

    1. Re:"Picqued", not "peaked" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Looks like you could use one yourself, because there is no "c" in piqued. The first rule in spelling flames is:
      1. Don't have misspellings in your spelling flame.
      That is all

      ~~~

    2. Re:"Picqued", not "peaked" by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. But shouldn't there be a period after "That is all"?

    3. Re:"Picqued", not "peaked" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      LOL. Touché.

      ~~~

    4. Re:"Picqued", not "peaked" by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      On the subject of obsolete but wonderful software, does anyone else remember Borland's Turbo Lightning?

      A TSR dictionary and thesaurus that would integrate into any text application. Just type along and it would automatically highlight any word that it considered mis-spelled. Sit the cursor on a word and hit a function-key combination and get a list of synonyms. Handy as all hell.

      I used it with my Fidonet message editor for many years, until I updated my DOS version and it broke.

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    5. Re:"Picqued", not "peaked" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then what'd happen to "Here, here!", "per say" and "hobbiest"?...

  46. I loved desqview. by Restil · · Score: 2

    I used the text version of desqview. I tried desqview/X at the time, but the 386-25 with 3 megs of ram I had wasn't quite up to using it usefully.

    I'm not POSITIVE about desqview/X's support of windows apps. If I remember correctly, it could export certain apps, but not those running in enhanced mode. Of course, I'm speaking about stuff I was playing with 10 years ago.

    And as far as WiNE is concerned, they've pretty well gotten the 3.x API solid, and have for several years now.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:I loved desqview. by Pazuzues · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying WINE doesn't have solid code but another interpretation is always a good thing. Especially when you consider Quaterdeck's highest priority was code optimization so it will fit and run on a 386. Cross referencing source never killed anybody. If anything WINE might be able to learn from past mistakes. It has the potential to be educational.
      Studying artifact code can teach alot.

    2. Re:I loved desqview. by juuri · · Score: 2

      Wasn't quite up to using it? Perhaps time has confused your memory.

      DesqView/X would not have run on that machine, period. IIRC it would only run with a minimum of 12M ram and that was with trickery to fool it into believing there was 16M of ram.

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    3. Re:I loved desqview. by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      I've got it running on my old PS/2 Model 70 386 with 4Mb RAM and a 160Mb ESDI HDD. it'll run, but it craps out constantly (Probably doesn't like MCA)

      Never thought I'd do anything with my fav. monitor stand though, now if I can find a use for those 2 dual serial cards sitting in it...

      The Crazy Finn

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    4. Re:I loved desqview. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I works great on my 4mb of ram box... It's just as responsive as my Athlon with 1/2 gig of ram is running modern applications.

  47. Lucky Pete... by Gingko · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "It can load X and rexec X apps with 16mb RAM for Pete sakes!"

    Great, now all I need to do is change my name by deed poll... software usability at its best :)

    Henry

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  48. dv/x by fea · · Score: 1

    I used it for quite a while until I started using Linux (1994). Best multi-tasker on a PC prior to Linux. It did display Win3.1 and X both. I don't think I ever used W95 with it. There may be some code secrets in there that could help WINE, but I would not be one to say.

  49. Re:Some corrections...quibble on Pete! by Darth+Maul · · Score: 2

    The saying refers to Peter, the apostle of Christ. As in Saint Peter, or "for Saint Peter's sake".

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  50. Re: Desqview by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

    Remember DoubleDOS? I used that on my XT to multitask my BBS (Opus) and MsgED in a separate window so I could read Fidonet messages while folks were online.

    Later on I used DESQview on my 386 and 486 to do the same thing, but by then I was running two phone lines and two modems, so I had three tasks running then (two BBS's and my message reader).

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  51. Re:Some corrections...quibble on Pete! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's slightly blasphemous.

    The apostle Peter.

  52. Re: Desqview by MindStalker · · Score: 2

    RIP graphics? OH GOD THE AGONY! THE PAIN!
    (ok it was a neat idea, but I never saw anyone make good use of it)

  53. A low memory X server by Chris+Colohan · · Score: 2, Informative

    It can load X and rexec X apps with 16mb RAM for Pete sakes!

    So can XFree86. At least, the version I was using back in 1992 certainly worked on a 486 with 4MB of RAM. Slow, but functional.

    1. Re:A low memory X server by dead_penguin · · Score: 2

      4 megs was (is!) a little tight to do anything meaningful with XFree86. I remember playing around on a box with 4 megs in 1995 and it just being too slow and hitting swap almost non-stop. After upgrading to a whopping 8 megs, though, a threshold was reached and I was able to have a fairly useful (and responsive) desktop on that old 486-33.

      I'm sure current versions of XFree86 would run about the same given that old hardware.

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  54. not peaked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "peaked my interest"

    You mean PIQUED. Illiterate.

  55. Sniff sniff by jbuhler · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ah, for the good old days circa 1991, when 4 megs of RAM was a bunch and DesqView was the method of choice for multitasking on your PC. I fondly recall running my BBS in one DV window while writing term papers in another with WordPerfect 5.1 for DOS.

    Quaint things I remember about DV:

    * Well-behaved BBS programs (including all the FidoNet tools) were DV-aware and would kindly give up its timeslice if they weren't doing anything.

    * QEMM, the memory manager that came with DesqView, had a complicated "optimization" script that tried to rearrange all your TSR programs to maximize the amount of available memory under 640k. The size of each Desqview DOS session was limited to the amount of sub-640k RAM that was free when you started DV, so optimization was really important.

    * You started different programs from the DV menu by assigning them two-letter key codes. I remember rearranging the codes at length to minimize the finger travel time needed to open my most frequently used programs.

    * DV was really bad at switching video modes. If you happened to be running Windows under DV, the screen would turn to some kind of bizarre CGA/EGA mode when you invoked the DV menu.

    DV/X was going to be the "next big thing," but I don't recall hearing about it after the feature article in HAL-PC magazine. In any case, it was quite expensive. Even QEMM was something like $40; I recall getting a copy as a birthday present, which became the only properly licensed piece of commercial software on my machine at the time.

    Oh well, better mod this one (-1, maudlin nostalgia).

    1. Re:Sniff sniff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * DV was really bad at switching video modes. If you happened to be running Windows under DV, the screen would turn to some kind of bizarre CGA/EGA mode when you invoked the DV menu.

      No, it was bad at handling colormaps. As I recall, DESQView used a 4 bit colormap (could it handle more? I can't remember), or 16 colors, and so did Windows while in 640x480 on a VGA adapter; not many of us had SVGA cards back then. Having two 4 bit colormaps on the same screen just doesn't work out too great.

    2. Re:Sniff sniff by elbobo · · Score: 1

      * Well-behaved BBS programs (including all the FidoNet tools) were DV-aware and would kindly give up its timeslice if they weren't doing anything.

      and there was some little tool out there that would do the same thing for unfriendly apps. i clearly remember the excitement of getting that one going, and having all my apps speed up. anyone remember what that was called? maybe it was just called timeslice..

  56. Ok, own up -- who used it? by JoshMKiV · · Score: 1

    Who used it to run 9 nodes of PC Express? Come on, someone out there did...

    1. Re:Ok, own up -- who used it? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I ran two Fidonet nodes on Opus using it. Does that count?

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  57. Public domain? by maxxon · · Score: 1

    If it's released into the public domain, what does it matter if it's rereleased as open source?

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    1. Re:Public domain? by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      Public domain in this case = free binaries. Open source would = free code, ie people could tweak it and compile it for themselves.

    2. Re:Public domain? by maxxon · · Score: 1

      Sounds like there's a terminology error here. "Public domain" means absolutely all copyrights are waived and anything at all can be done with the material. If they're trying to keep the material closed source, then releasing the binaries in the public domain is a seriously self-defeating move -- anyone can do anything with them now, including claiming them as their own, disassembling them and releasing the source, etc.

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    3. Re:Public domain? by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      Just because copyrights are waived does not mean that they will release the source code.

  58. Desqview was small too. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The best part of it was the version of Deskview was that the install disk fit on a sigal floppy. You dont see that anymore

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  59. So much for setting up that DV/X webserver by Eristone · · Score: 1

    That'd be a slashdot victim really quick. There was something to running Pine, a DOS Window, RN and WordPerfect all on the same machine. And cutting/pasting between the windows.

  60. How fast?.. by edsel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Possibly too fast, depending on the applications you want to run.

    Last year I was assigned a seemingly trivial "upgrade" project for a customer that runs an old DOS-based app. First of all, I had to find a new PC with an ISA slot -- not as easy as you might think, considering hat the customer wanted a "name-brand" PC with full warranty.

    I finally found an HP model with a riser card for ISA support. PC-DOS loaded fine, but when I tried to start the customer's application, the machine locked up tight. After checking with the application vendor, I was chagrined to hear that the program will not run on anything faster than a Pentium 90.

    Many DOS-based programs that ran on the ragged edge of (then-current) technology used hard-coded timing loops that simply can't cope with the clock speeds of today's processors.

    So maybe DOS will boot super-fast on your Athlon, but there's no guaranty that it wil run many of your "vintage" programs...

    1. Re:How fast?.. by sconeu · · Score: 2

      I was chagrined to hear that the program will not run on anything faster than a Pentium 90.

      Reminds me of my old SCO usage days. Note: I happened to *LIKE* SCO. But ODT2 crapped out whenever we tried to install it on an 486DX/2-66 with an AHA1542 controller. After we called SCO tech support, and they told us the machine was too fast, we were ROFL for about 5 minutes, since back then (1992), it was well known that when it came to Unix, there was no such thing as too much speed, RAM, or disk space...

      Apparently there was a timing loop in the 1542 driver.

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    2. Re:How fast?.. by mfos.org · · Score: 1

      They make programs that run as a wrapper over the old program, slowing it down. They are used an awful lot in playing old games (Ultima Rockz!). Or DOSEMU might be the answer.

    3. Re:How fast?.. by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      I have this problem with software for sending and receiving programs from CNC(sp)s. The software uses a timing loop for serial i/o instead of relying on hardware timers, and literally talk too fast over serial on anything higher than a 486 for the cnc's to read. (and no, I'm not an industrial technologist so I'm doubly screwed)

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    4. Re:How fast?.. by msobkow · · Score: 2
      I had similar problems with SCO's QIC02 tape drivers back in 1988. Worked fine on the 286 boxen, but on the 386/25 "server" you could not produce a readable tape. Spent many days with their tech support before they got us a patch that would work, then found that it would only work if nothing else was running on the box.

      Who says they were the "good" old days? I just seem to recall spending a lot of time debugging tweaky problems that had nothing to do with getting the actual work done!

      --
      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    5. Re:How fast?.. by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      There are DOS TSR applicatons that do nothing other than eat processor cycles to slow a machine down. The original purpose was to enable people to play XT games with hard-coded timing loops on their brand new 286's. I suspect that you could use one of those to slow a newer machine down too; you would just have to give it loads of the processor time to waste.

      --
      If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
    6. Re:How fast?.. by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      I know it defeats the whole purpose... but there are 'cpu-killer' apps that slow down your PC to work with those applications.

      Of course if one wants to see how fast DOS will boot on their Athlon... make a *indows Boot Disk. Just make sure you remove the references to win.com, and you'll be alright. Should be in 'DOS' as soon as the BIOS is done.

      It's pretty fast.

      I've got a question though... what about OS/2. I've got some disks laying around from a place I used to work.

    7. Re:How fast?.. by frozenray · · Score: 1

      Who says they were the "good" old days? I just seem to recall spending a lot of time debugging tweaky problems that had nothing to do with getting the actual work done!

      Things haven't really changed much since the "good" old days, have they?

      Raymond

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      "There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
    8. Re:How fast?.. by orj · · Score: 1

      This bug might the result of a flaw in Turbo Pascal's Runtime Lib. Lots of DOS apps were written in TP and they bail with a "Runtime Error 200" or something on Pentium 90's and up.

      The problem is a flaw in the "delay" procedure. It overflows it's counter trying to calibrate 1 second in CPU ticks.

      Using "slowmo" type utils can fix it. I think Borland also released a patch to TP's runtime lib source. But if you don't have the source to the app you're out of luck there.

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      -- Oliver Jones - Deeper Design Limited
    9. Re:How fast?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are tools about which can patch the executables

      http://www.brain.uni-freiburg.de/~klaus/pascal/r un err200/

      You can get the patches/updated links from there

    10. Re:How fast?.. by soda · · Score: 1

      There is a nice page that has several fixes for this problem - http://www.brain.uni-freiburg.de/~klaus/pascal/run err200/download.html - so you may not be out of ALL luck. ;) I've used the tppatch-program on several applications

  61. Re: Desqview by jelle · · Score: 3, Funny

    What a foresight they must have had when they thought of the name, eh?

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  62. GREAT multitasking in 640k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I ran an older version of desqview - wouldn't run windows, but on an XT clone that ran at 4.77mhz, in 640k, I was able to multitask and it was great! First I tried DoubleDos, and it worked nicely too, but desqview actually had a handful of programs written for it that were "desqview" aware, like Telix, one of the -=great=- old term programs.

    Apps that wrote directly to the screen wouldn't multitask properly because they wanted total control of the screen; some programs had "the bios access way" options, but this was HORRIBLY slow on that crate...but some, like Telix, were aware, and shared the screen, so to speak..the result was a bit slower than direct, but much much faster than the alternative.

    I even had a utility for desqview that you could load into the dos boxes that would basically put a halt to useles single-user keyboard polling within that window, thereby speeding the whole system up quite a bit...

    It was mousable, you could define keyboard shortcuts - it really was the single jack-of-all-trades utility that made computing on that crate bearable...

    I also remember cut and paste between apps - in dos, this was great - it even had a 'smart' cut and paste, which was the fore-runner of cut and paste as i know it today...

    Ahh, the memories!! logging on to a bbs at 2400 baud, allocating 300k or so to Telix(only the scroll back-buffer was sacrificed), with a dos box open for file management, and a game in a third window - the version I used couldn't truely multitask graphical apps, the games i tried would pause while not active and only run full screen.

    It did pre-emtive multitasking to boot! It was WAY ahead of it's time - too bad it got killed along with lots of other promising software lines back in the day...I could launch an app, then launch another app before the first was finished loading! It 'felt' smoother than Windoze 3.1 on a 486 at times!!

    Nothing was better than being able to USE my computer while my modem was filling those 360k
    5 1/4 disks...

    1. Re:GREAT multitasking in 640k by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Apps that wrote directly to the screen wouldn't multitask properly because they wanted total control of the screen;

      The application would multitask; they just overwrote whatever else was on the screen so you couldn't hide them in the background or move the window. That sort of thing ran fine, though, if needed.

      I even had a utility for desqview that you could load into the dos boxes that would basically put a halt to useles single-user keyboard polling within that window,
      Tame.

      There was an DOS call that you could use if your program was in a "do-nothing loop" and that IRQ would free the timeslice for either DESQview or Windows, or just do nothing at all if you were running in native DOS. Many input subroutines for BASIC and such incorporated that DOS call. Tame did the same thing for "non-DV-aware" applications, forcing them to give up unneeded timeslices.

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      If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
  63. HEY NOW!!!! by L.Torvalds · · Score: -1

    'Cumplane' sounds like a linux-users dream.

  64. ... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Interesting
    xxxxxxxxxx O xxxxxxxxxx H xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx W xxxxxxxxxx E xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx.

    Here is my petition to Symantec.

    xxxxxxxxxx O xxxxxxxxxx H xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx W xxxxxxxxxx E xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx.

    I applaud and commend you fine folks at Symantec for allowing the free download of DesqView/X. When this software was new, it was far ahead of its time. I believe it contains technology that much new software would do well to have. In that light, I'm asking you to consider releasing the source code to DesqView/X, so that software such as Linux might benefit from its innovative features.

    xxxxxxxxxx O xxxxxxxxxx H xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx W xxxxxxxxxx E xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx.

    It probably won't happen though.

    xxxxxxxxxx O xxxxxxxxxx H xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx W xxxxxxxxxx E xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx L xxxxxxxxxx.

    1. Re:... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's this? Another childish "gimme gimme" demand from someone who, based on his nickname, also wouldn't know a real car if it repeatedly ran over his chest?

      It could only happen on Slashdot. I can't wait until you pillowbiters grow up and try this endlessly irritating and phoney "benefit free software" angle in the real world. If nothing else, you'll be good for a laugh.

    2. Re:... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really THAT dense that you don't see what else is on that post? Take another look, pull your head out of your rear, and read their post a bit closer. There is more to it than meets the eye and looks to be one massive piece of sarcasm. Grow up or do us all a favor and leave.

  65. Who own Desqview 1.0 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who own Desqview 1.0 ?

  66. Does it come with a spell checker? by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    Now what would really be cool is a web browser that autormatically corrects spelling errors on Slashdot. :-P

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    Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
    1. Re:Does it come with a spell checker? by Knobby · · Score: 2

      An automatic speling an grammar checking filter each on downloaded page would be pretty slick.. Work on this for us you will?

  67. I asked them about five years ago to do this... by Slartibartfast · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's nice to see that it's happened. However, if you read the glossies (I actually have 'em 'round here somewhere), you'll see that "running Windows" stuff is a bit of an exaggeration. It runs Windows stuff... Windows 3.x stuff, to be precise. I'd say that the potential for Desqview/X would be a lot closer to if Sun released WABI than something that could help the good WINE folk.

    Alas.

    But, hey -- maybe there is some good stuff to mine. It certainly was an amazing application when it came out; hopefully it will be released as OS, and maybe we can do something unexpected with it.

  68. The Olden Days. by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2

    I used DV/X in the olden days. It was most impressive. It really had better multi-tasking that Windows 3.1 of the day. I had great hopes for it, and I think with better positioning, it could have given Windows a run for the money. It was well targeted upon it's first release, and could have made a difference, but they just didn't follow through. And as they languished, it just became less and less relevant. Still a very cool way of turning an old 486 into a X terminal (and client). Would probably be more efficient than (Linux|FreeBSD)+X.

    There's quite a list of things in my book that really could have "made a difference" in the industry, but just didn't follow through effectively. Microsoft may be slow to respond in a lot of cases, but they *do* respond; other folks take years, or never do anything. For fun, here's my list (off the top of my head): Corel Linux, Corel Office, Star Office, BeOS, QNX (lower the damn license fees, okay? :-), SunRays, most thin Clients, Linux PDA's. I'm sure there's a dozen more (and I'm sure they're all sitting in my basement, colecting dust :-)

    Here's hoping we'll see more companies whose management can realize when they have a product that can make a difference, and they redirect resources accordingly, rather than thoroughly botching it.

    -me

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    Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
  69. Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Now try taking an english class.

  70. Project Faustus Update by BankofAmerica_ATM · · Score: 0
    Hello to my human associates at Slashdot. Thanks to your continued support, the attack on Project Faustus seems to be nearing its final stages. Please check my journal for more information. Also, please enjoy this interesting story about Japanese culture.

    Salutations, BankofAmerica_ATM

  71. Tandy Deskmate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who remembers the _original_ Deskmate, the version that ran in textmode, with an unusual vertical-filepicker interface? (Each application in the suite had a seperate column on the main menu, listing available documents/data files for each program...)

    Combine that with a goofy non-Hayes-compatible Tandy 300 baud modem, and you've got hours of fun with the confusing terminal app, on your brand new 1000SX!

    1. Re:Tandy Deskmate by johnnnyboy · · Score: 1

      I had the tandy 1000sl.
      It had deskmate too. Remember that dinky hangman game? boy this brings back memories!

      I remember spending countless nights playing barren realms, trade wars, globalwar, etc...

      My next computer was a pentium 100 mhz. Can you image how hard it was for me to get used to win95?!

      --
      "If a show of teeth is not enough, bite ... but bite hard!"
  72. Desqview cutting and pasting by MobyTurbo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Ah, I also have fond memories of running a BBS under Desqview-386. The non-/X version, I only had a 386 with 4 megs of RAM. It multitasked DOS so well when properly tuned that I used one meg for a diskcache with Hyperdisk to provide staged writes (Microsoft's "Smartdisk" was anything but) with enough room to spare to run three or four additional programs. One window for a mail reader, one for the 24 hour BBS, and one or two for additional programs plus infinite tiny DOS shell windows for command line jobs. Not only that, I had Linux 0.95 (later 0.99) set up for dual-boot on it's own 20 meg partition. :-)

    Anyhow, turning nostalgia mode off, Linux Window managers could learn from Desqview's sophisticated cut and paste proceedures. It was possible to smoothly paste from, for example, a word processor to cells of a spread-sheet because you could specify keystrokes to go between each piece of data. If the cutting and pasting didn't require any special keys, just press return or space bar to make each line delimited by them. It was simple or powerful, depending upon your needs. KDE (and GNOME, etc.) rock, but they could learn a thing or two about clipboard management from humble Desqview.

    1. Re:Desqview cutting and pasting by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      KDE (and GNOME, etc.) rock, but they could learn a thing or two about clipboard management from humble Desqview.

      Oh, I know that for certain! I'd love to sit some email and newsreader programmers down with a copy of MegaMail or sLmr...

    2. Re:Desqview cutting and pasting by snake_dad · · Score: 2
      Linux Window managers could learn from Desqview's sophisticated cut and paste proceedures.

      Oh yeah... that clipboard thing was great. I remember using it to convert simple application-bound databases (e.g. Fidomail-tossers, for those who remember that time :-). Open both programs in a DV window, go to first record in first program, create a macro that creates a record in second program,and subsequently copies and pastes each field across DV sessions.

      This may seem cumbersome, but it was a hell of a lot faster/easier then figuring out the proprietory fileformats and writing a C program to do it. For some it may even be a tip for simple one-time only conversions for more recent software.

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  73. DESQview/X is in Assembly by ChipX86 · · Score: 5, Informative

    My uncle, Gary Pope, was co-founder of Quarterdeck, and did development on all versions of QEMM and DESQview. Unfortunately, he does not have the sourcecode to DESQview anymore, as he gave up all rights to it when he retired. However, he has been able to share with me some of the internals of DESQview and DESQview/X. I won't get into much of them, but to all the people who are hoping to get some useful code they can copy and paste into their own programs by signing the petition, you may be disappointed.

    The sourcecode to DESQview/X is (at least for the most part) in Assembly. It was the only way they could create a full X environment that could fit on a couple floppies and take so little RAM. I know previous versions used a language that Gary Pope wrote called SYMPL, which was lisp-based and provided the back-end functionality for the multitasking on 8088 processors in the original DESQ and DESQview.

    So, most of the code, if it is ever released, may not be completely usable to most people. It would still be an interesting read, however, and I signed the petition almost a year ago.

    Another good source of information on DESQview is the newsgroup comp.os.msdos.desqview. It seems to be pretty active, and has some good information on using DESQview.

    DESQview and DESQview/X were great products. Have fun :)

    1. Re:DESQview/X is in Assembly by ChipX86 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, and to all the people who think that DESQview/X could be useful in WINE... DESQview/X never ran Windows programs. It could run Windows 3.0 or lower (or Windows 3.1 in real mode) inside a DESQview/X window, much like DESQview could. It also, I believe, had a display driver for Windows to allow Windows apps to run across the network in a DESQview/X window. However, no emulation ever took place.

    2. Re:DESQview/X is in Assembly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 3.1 in real mode

      It had to be Standard mode. Windows 3.1 completely dumped Real mode support.

    3. Re:DESQview/X is in Assembly by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that effectively mean that they _did_ release the source code to it? Run a disassembler on the object code and you have exactly what the developers had, minus comments and variable names. So what are people petitioning for, really?

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      Brian Fundakowski Feldman
    4. Re:DESQview/X is in Assembly by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

      a display driver for Windows to allow Windows apps to run across the network in a DESQview/X window


      That in itself sounds damn useful. Assuming it uses the standard X protocol and not some Desqview extension. You could set up Windows 3.1 under dosemu, bochs or whatever with this display driver, and it would display on your X server. Hopefully in a 'rootless' style so no separate emulated screen was necessary. In any case it would be faster and with higher-res fonts than an emulated screen.



      Must try this sometime. I wonder if Win9x can use these drivers...

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    5. Re:DESQview/X is in Assembly by ChipX86 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the drivers are specific to DESQview/X. I also kind of doubt that the drivers work in Windows 95, but I could be wrong. I've never attempted it, but I think I remember reading about failed attempts.

    6. Re:DESQview/X is in Assembly by ChipX86 · · Score: 1

      A big assembly dump isn't as easy to read as nicely formatted and commented sourcecode :) However, I doubt anybody petitioning for this realized that it's all in assembly. It's not exactly common knowledge.

    7. Re:DESQview/X is in Assembly by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Nothing wrong with assembly!

  74. The Four-S System Revealed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The Slashdot Story Submission System or Four-S (pronounced "force") is a closely guarded Slashdot secret. As much as Slashdot claims to be anti-patent, in their well-known hypocritical nature, they have a patent pending for their story submission system. It is this very system's precision and robustness that explains why slashdot is so popular yet other similar slashcode sites get less hits that the average AOL user's personal homepage.

    Like the formula to Coca-Cola, KFC's secret recipe, and the chemical structure of SPAM, the workings of the Four-S system was the question keeping me awake at night. After weeks of saving my allowance, obtaining a fake ID and making a few trips to the seedier parts of town, I finally had everything I needed to discover the truth behind one of mankind's greatest mysteries.

    Thanks to a life-size inflatable tux doll and a keg of mediocre quality lukewarm beer, I had little trouble coaxing the secrets of the Four-S system out of Rob Malda. Between mugs of beer and unspeakable acts against nature (and vinyl inflatable dolls), in his drunken slurred speech, he explained the most intimate details of the four-s system.

    R.M.: Well... Hey, your kinda cute. Wanna see a cool trick I can do with a taco?

    Me: Umm, I think I know what you have in mind - it won't work. When I was mowing a lawn last summer, I had an unfortunate accident and was involuntarily castrated. How that would effect the outcome of your trick should be self explanatory.

    R.M.: Damn, that sucks. Hey, since you've taken yourself out of the gene pool, did you win a Darwin award?

    Me: Did you win a Queer of the Year award? All fags like you should be given a Darwin award for taking themselves out of the gene pool. One more comment about my lack of balls and I'm deflating Tux!

    R.M.: No, not Tux! I'm SO sorry! How can I make it up to you?

    Me: The Four-S system. Tell me about it.

    R.M.: Never. I'll take it to my grave.

    Me: Damnit Rob, tell me or I'll shove my withered scrotum in your face. It's so nasty BME, Stileproject AND Steakandchese refused to post the picture!

    R.M.: You make a compelling case, but no.

    ME: Damn you, I'm so mad I don't feel like typing A HREF= anymore! Now you're gonna pay!

    At this point I pull down my pants.

    R.M: OH LORD OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!! I'M BLIND! OH THE AGONY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

    ME: Not until you tell me about the Four-S!

    R.M.: Okay you win, I'll talk, I'll talk. Just put your pants back on.

    ME: I don't trust you. Tell me about the Four-S first!

    R.M.: Sigh. Okay, the Four-S. Most people think the Four-S stands for "Slashdot Story Submission System", they're wrong - it's just the public codename. It really is an acronym for the four steps involved in story selection. Scratch paper, spin, semen, shredder - That's what the Four-S really means.

    During the first step, the "scratch paper" stage, hardworking monks here at Slashdot HQ carefully transcribe each story submission on to a piece of environmentally friendly recycled paper. For the "spin" step, these pieces of paper are then placed in a Kenmore dryer (set to air dry only, heat caused us to lose a whole day's worth of submissions once when the paper burst into flames!) for 5 minutes for a good randomizing effect. Now ready for the "semen" stage, one of the Slashdot editing crew opens the dryer door and proceeds to masturbate into the dryer. Whichever lucky paper happens to catch the wad of jism will be posted to the main page of Slashdot and then placed in the shredder. The reason for shredding a successfully submitted story is simple, if it's shredded, we can be sure we won't see the dried semen on it and accidentally post it again. Since we can only masturbate so many times in one day, you can understand why we're only able to post so many stories in one day - and why so many are rejected. This is exactly why the Four-S system is so much more versatile than other story submission systems.

    Me: Wow, that explains a lot. So how did you come up with the Four-S anyway?

    R.M.: I was up late one night trying to write a script to randomly pick story submissions, but everyone at Slashdot HQ kept complaining it wasn't random enough. After debating for hours, my throat was becoming sore and I was starting to go hoarse. In frustration, I finally yelled, "Well how do you propose I make it more random, use the for..(cough)..se?" At that moment, the idea dawned on me.

    Me: Why am I not surprised?

    R.M.: Now that you have this information, you have entered a circle of trust. Promise me you won't tell a soul about what I have told you today!

    Me: (With fingers crossed) Sure, I promise.

  75. Another fabulous product Symantec discontined by Meowharishi · · Score: 1

    MORE. Anyone remember this? This is still, imho, hands down the best outliner and brainstorming piece of software ever developed.

    It was for the Mac and discontinued about five years ago.

    At its core it was just an outlining program but this it did so well (wayyyy better than MS Word)!

    sigh... MS really did take the life out of the software industry when they really came of age in the 90's..

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    mje0w!!!1!
    1. Re:Another fabulous product Symantec discontined by Knobby · · Score: 2

      I've never heard of MORE.. Is it anything like Omni's OmniOutliner?

    2. Re:Another fabulous product Symantec discontined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Symantec did NOT discontinue it. It was long gone by the time Symantec bought Quarterdeck. I don't even believe that Symantec got all or any of the source for it when all the assets were transfered.

    3. Re:Another fabulous product Symantec discontined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More was written by Dave Winer, and he's got a page up somewhere on of his sites (scripting.com, etc) about it.

    4. Re:Another fabulous product Symantec discontined by Jack+Hughes · · Score: 1
      Wow! Did a lot of work on writing course materials in More... (switched from Cricket Presents IIRC). It was a good application. Sadly, the Mac Classic that we had has died.

      Switched to MS Word for a while.... not really as quick as More...

      .. Today, the courses notes are all in XML and processed using a DocBook tool chain...

    5. Re:Another fabulous product Symantec discontined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dave Winer (of UserLand/Scripting News fame) got the rights to his old software (MORE and ThinkTank) back from Symantec and has them available for download at www.outliners.com

  76. Im going to bed now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Night y'all!

  77. Too bad it wasn't a few years ago... by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2

    We were trying to add old BBS doors support to a friends BBS years ago, and we could either get a stack of 286s or a reasonable machine with Desqview 386. Well, Desqview wasn't on the market anymore, so we tried OS/2, Win95, and later WinNT, none would handle our doors. We tried to warez it but failled. We later tried a stack of 286s, but the systems weren't playing nicely with our NT Server (didn't have the expertise or budget for an admin for a Novell server).

    A few years ago it would have been great for me. Maybe I'll drop the cash and try the system now...

    Alex

  78. Download for the X11 Type 1 fonts! by Lobsang · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to be a heavy Desqview (no the X version) user. Nice product for its time. When desqview came, the whole product line was dying anyway. Even if you don't use it, you can download for the X11 (Type 1) fonts. They work really well with X11.

  79. DOS 98 too, but don't DOS ME by yerricde · · Score: 2

    If you install w95 and then edit the msdos.sys file, you can add ... and the machine will start up to a command prompt.

    However, you'll have to attrib -h -s -r msdos.sys before you can edit msdos.sys. I'll note that the Windows 95 procedure that wildcard023 gave works only on machines with 386 or higher processors, as some parts of DOS have been upgraded to 32-bit. It also works in Windows 98 and 98SE but not in Windows ME. Microsoft didn't want to release an operating system that would be called "DOS ME" because it didn't want kiddies to take that as a request for a packet flood. (What's the difference again between the Slashdot effect and a distributed non-spoofed SYN flood?)

    Also, in all Windows 9x operating systems (including ME), you can get DOS by making an emergency boot disk.

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    1. Re:DOS 98 too, but don't DOS ME by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      Or you can run Tweak UI and click on the option to not boot the gui automatically. My 98SE disk comes with it on the CD. Otherwise it can be downloaded from MS.

      Yes, it's easy to just edit the file, but TweakUI gives you a lot of other options, too.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
  80. desqview vs disk compression -- warning! by Reziac · · Score: 2

    Desqview was a great util... but one caveat:

    Do NOT run it on a compressed drive (if anyone still has compressed drives in this era of cheap hard disks!) If you do, sooner or later it WILL eat the compressed volume file.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  81. desqviewx will not run windows apps by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    out of the box like they make it sound - it will run windows under desqview x if you already have ms-windows installed - at least thats how I remember it from years back. And it was a clunky way of running windows at that - as the poster stated you had to have 16 megs of ram - which an amazing amount when it came out. My guess is to run it smoothly you'd have to have like 32 or 64.

  82. That's "larned" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dagnabit!

  83. I don't think that the sources can be released. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Several points

    1) The X that is part of DesQView iw XR4. Don't know how useful that is.

    2) As a former employee of Symantec, I do remember that not all of the source code actually made it over from QuarterDeck and I believe that the source code for DesqView was part of that. From what I understand, former QuarterDeck employees wiped a large number of hard drives prior to leaving the company. I don;t think managment really cared as Cleansweep was really the only product that they were interested in, even though Procom also survived (Although management was not really interested in Procom that much)

  84. Or not! (Dangerous site) by J.+T.+MacLeod · · Score: 1

    ...I tried bootdisk.com once when I needed to create a boot disk for Win95b and didn't have it installed at the time. Looked harmless enough.

    Then one of their disk sets (or the installer) *erased my partition table*.

    Fortunately, I had all my data on an old drive (I'd just transferred to the new drive), but that COULD have been disastrous.

    Stay away from bootdisk.com, for your own good. The site maintainers may not have known what they were hosting, but either way, you'd be taking a risk.

  85. Some Bitching by PD · · Score: 2

    Alright, I know there are some people who read about these things and get all teary eyed as they relive their youth again. Not me. I was a college student with my 386SX, running MS-DOS. All I wanted to do was run an editor in one window, and Microsoft C 5.1 in the other window. I had hardly any money at all to spend on this stuff. The computer cost me $900 with a lot of scrounged parts, and I could barely afford that. The compiler belonged to my boss. Tuition bills were killing me.

    I bought Desqview thinking that would help. It didn't, because it just partitioned the 640K into chunks that were too small. Also, it kept crashing . I spent a lot of time booting my computer. So, I got QEMM to go along with that. I think that I spent $150 for both of them. The QEMM gave me more memory, but it crashed even MORE. I couldn't work that way. Little did I know that it would be more than 3 years before I could move away from MS-DOG onto a real system that would accommodate a poor person AND not crash - Linux.

    I have no illusions that those days with MS-DOS were the "good old days." I am forever in the debt of Linus Torvalds and his operating system, and it's all I can do to forget pissing away money that I couldn't really afford to spend, trying to get a Microsoft OS to just plain work. It was a nightmare that I never want to think about ever again.

    1. Re:Some Bitching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, fuck off. You're nothing but a flag-waver like all the other zealots around this place. How come the vast majority of everyone else got such a setup running fine? My old DOS/FrontDoor/Remote Access BBS machine ran for three years without a minute of downtime. Not one. And, I wasn't the only one with similar results.

      Maybe you are just completely incompetant behind the keyboard. You think?

    2. Re:Some Bitching by PD · · Score: 2

      Your setup worked because you weren't doing anything that stressed the machine. All you did was run a measley BBS and some doors. That's nothing at all compared to what I was doing: C programming. Stray pointers still brought the machine down.

    3. Re:Some Bitching by xtremex · · Score: 1

      I agree with the original poster. I HATED DOS and everything it stood for. While me and my friends had AMigas with 16,000 colors and a full gui in 1988 the rest of the world sold out to MSDOS!!!! Why?? I STILL have no clue.

      --
      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
  86. Is this really true? by pdcull · · Score: 5, Informative

    Has anyone actually confirmed that this is true?

    I've been unable to access the site http://disvr.cjb.net/freedv referenced in the article. If this is an offical Symantec decision, why aren't the binaries available from http://www.symantec.com? I just searched their site for the word "DesqView" and found no mention of this supposed release.

    The alternative http://www.chsoft.com/dv.html posted here contains binaries but I can't see any mention of any official announcement by Symantec about the binaries now being in Public Domain.

    The site http://www.freemm.org/DesqView%20X/, also mentioned in postings here on Slashdot, (and last updated Wed Apr 11 2001) says the following:

    I built this page as soon as I heard that DesqView/X is available. As soon as I confirm the legality of the download, I will load the binaries up on this site. For right now, you can download DesqView/X from Amos Vryhof's page at: http://disvr.cjb.net/freedv/. There are also many useful links there

    It seems to me that this rumour has been around for a few months now.

    Finally, if this is true, why isn't there any announcements about it on comp.os.msdos.desqview?. And why did Amos Vryhof, presumably the owner of http://disvr.cjb.net/freedv recently start his own OpenDVX project on Sourceforge?

    I'd love for it to be true, but until I see some official announcement from Symantec, I can't say that I believe it.

  87. Re: Desqview by Abstrakt · · Score: 1
    I remember having to use DESQVIEW to multitask when I was running my BBS off of MSDOS.
    Ahh the memories! You haven't lived until you've tried to set up a two-node board and a FidoNet mailer under DESQview 386. ;)

    I ran such a setup for many years with TriBBS, until I finally switched to PCBoard and OS/2 3.0... Everything was much smoother under OS/2 -- no more random lock-ups and slowdowns!

    I miss ANSi art tremendously, too. Used to spend way too much time messing around in TheDraw...

    Cheers.

  88. Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you never heard of groups like Future Crew and Renaissance.. the demo scene wasn't just for Amiga you know. There was a HUGE PC demo scene in the early 90s.

    1. Re:Whatever by uradu · · Score: 2

      > There was a HUGE PC demo scene in the early 90s.

      Early 90s? We're talking mid- to late 80s here, back when the PC was spending 80% of its CPU cycles servicing the keyboard. There wasn't much to demo on the PC back then.

      -

  89. Re: Desqview by PONA-Boy · · Score: 1

    TriBBS...long live the bored, *ahem*, BOARD!!!

    TriBBS was truly great, though. Not only that, but I _did_ program in RIPscript. I also helped run a PCBoard BBS running on DESQview. We used a PPP gateway with it to provide access to the Internet.

    Damn, where's my qwk reader??? BLUE WAVE TO THE RESCUE!!!

    -PONA-
    King of the Who?.sig

    --
    +that's funny...I don't FEEL tardy.+
  90. sorry, scientologiest alert. by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: 0

    since symantec is owned by a scientologist, it is unlikely they will release their software as open source. I doubt they would want anyone to see the secret logging software included in it to stamp out anti-scientologist speach.

  91. Re:Some corrections...quibble on Pete! by Genghis+Troll · · Score: 0

    You are going straight to hell, motherfucker.

  92. Router by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use freesco (linux) for a router...it uses a bootstrap scenaria to start linux..you boot to dos...could you run desqview and allow yourself to have a dos console at the same time as the router was running?

  93. Re:This is ridiculous - NT != OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    OK, so it is OS/2 (M$-branded) and not NT, as pointed out by the predecessor to your reponse (if a bit ungracefully). 1.3 was the last version jointly developed by M$ and IBM before OS/2 2.x, was developed solely by IBM (IIRC), and which replaced the Presentation Manager (PM) shell with the much more advanced, object-oriented WorkPlace Shell (WPS). PM does resemble the early NT 3.x shells, which were more or less modeled after the Windows 3.x shell.

    The fact remains that those are 2 completely separate operating systems from completely separate development teams. M$ hired David Cutler from Digital Equipment Corp, DEC, (now owned by Compaq) to create NT as an alternative to partnering with IBM to develop a replacement for DOS/Windows 3. It's pretty well documented on the 'Net if you care to search.

  94. Re: Desqview by jfunk · · Score: 2

    Y'know, I thought that all of those terrible mmories of seeing RIP graphics were gone from my brain.

    Lo and behold, an image formed into my head that will stay there like a train wreck for quite a while. That terrible, terrible grey, and the grey... and did I mention the grey? And why did everyone see fit to use yellow text on it.

    Arrrgh, make it stop.

  95. Ahh.. I used this for running a multi-line wwiv by upstart1234 · · Score: 1

    wwiv bbs software ran GREAT under this software package.. it was the best way to get wwiv to do mulit lines.. I loved this program.

    --
    The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.
  96. Desqview Patented Overlapping Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Quarterdeck actually received a patent for the "overlapping windows" concept they used in this product.

    Caused quite a furor at the time -- even had MS worried because Windows used overlapping windows.

    http://swpat.ffii.org/vreji/pikta/txt/ep/0344/08 2/

  97. Running Internet Explorer on Linux with it? by Nailer · · Score: 2

    Ancient X apps and Windows 3.1 applications?

    If Deskview/X goes Open Source, there might be a Linux port. There's 16 bit versions of Internet exporer 4.01SP2 and I think there might be a 16Bit 5.0 too. Combine them with Desqview /X and you might have IE under Linux : )

    Tho Wine will probably do it soon enough anyway. Just a thought.

  98. FYI: it's piqued, not peaked. -nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  99. Dammit! by AVryhof · · Score: 5, Informative

    The one day my system is offline, I make the front page of Slashdot.... Dammit all to hell!

    Just to correct a few misconceptions. It is true, that Desqview/X does NOT run Windows applications without Windows in one of it's windows. Moreover, it is not public domain. I am working hard with people at Symantec to get the rights, but until then it is illegal to decompile or reverse engineer Desqview/X!

    As for an OpenSource version of Desqview/X, I am looking for developers to work on it. It is Here! I am getting all of the original documentation, and have all of the original API toolkits.

    If your into X, and DOS join the crew, and maybe some good can come of this!

    Have a nice night, and I think this will spark enough interest to push Symantec in the right direction.

    -AV

    1. Re:Dammit! by pdcull · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you're the owner of the site referenced in the article?

      Two quick questions:

      1. Is your site up now?

      2. Do you have anything in writing from Symantec allowing the distribution of the binaries?

      Or is the story basically lies, in which case Slashdot has just turned into the biggest warez site on the web.

    2. Re:Dammit! by AVryhof · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, the site is not up now. It will not be up again until next week when it will no olnger get hammered by millions of people.

      As I have said many times in many places. NO, Desqview/X is NOT Free. As far as where the submitter got the idea that it was free, I have no idea.

      So, anyone who comes back to my site after the onslaught of slashdotters to download Desqview/X, you are doing it unlawfully. But, until the link to my site is off the frontpage of Slashdot, there is no site.

      -AV

  100. of course by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    Even if that were true (which I don't believe it is - they are two separate copyrights), nothing obligates you to release the source code. Even if you have renounced your copyright on it, all that means is that it's not now illegal to copy it. But if you have the only copy, you can still refuse to give it to people.

  101. I used Dv/X at the U.S.D.A. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work as a stat's programmer for the USDA back in the day. Used Dv/X mostly due to it's ability to run X apps, but also as it ran lots of our stats apps faster than windows did. I must say that seeing it go was quite sad, but then I found Linux. Let DvX die quietly, it was cool in its day.

    RE

  102. I used to run Wildcat under this.. before OS/2 :) by cybrthng · · Score: 2
    I used to run my mutiline wildcat on this. Believe it or not it was a 2 node wildcat system on Desqview running on a 286. I upgraded two Desqview/386 with QEMM when i got my hellah fast 386DX40 from AMD.


    Nothing like the day of tweaking fossile drivers, setting priority and multitasking in DOS.


    Then came along OS/2 :) haha. Believe it or not i was the first OS/2 bbs carying GNU linux for download on my 19.2 softmodem.


    If you can find it on google it was the "Linux BBS List". You can see my lowly bored as the one that was "long distance to some areas".. I couldn't afford the metro line fees on my lowly 12 year old allowance.


    hahaha

  103. Dancing like it's 1989... by coupland · · Score: 2

    Well this was awesome software in the 80's... If it had been released open source a decade ago when it was still new it would have redefined the OS world. As it stands it is only average at best... Next!

  104. Some useful code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There's a bit of useful code, but not much. Only thing that impressed the hell out of me was the speed of the thing. It could do scrolling virtual desktops on hardware from that era. Nothing else came close in video speed.

  105. DESQview/X to Other X Systems by legis · · Score: 1

    The site is Slashdoted. If it is the same as the ones on http://www.chsoft.com then they haven't released the real interesting package which is "DESQview/X to Other X Systems". That package would allow DesQview/X to function as an X server.

  106. Re:This is ridiculous - NT != OS/2 by spauldo · · Score: 1
    I didn't state that quite right - I didn't mean to say that NT was OS/2. Rather I was talking about the particular niche that was filled.

    The old OS/2 and NT both were designed to be used for servers and high-end workstations. Since NT didn't exist as its own, the closest MS product was OS/2.

    As to how much code was used from OS/2 in the early NT versions, I don't know. I am aware that the kernels are different, but there's several simularities beyond simple look and feel between the two. That could just be becuse of similar design though.

    --
    Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
  107. Low-cost XTerminal / use for obsolete hardware by nikolaus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Given that the base HW req's for DV/X are so low (by today's standards), this might let us nip two persistent problems:

    1. How do we make old computer hardware useful?

    2. How do we get low-cost computers to lots of people?

    Set up a bunch of 486s, or P-Is running DV/X, give them each a Gnome or KDE desktop running on some other server, and let people surf, or whatever. One high power machine, lots of terminals.

    ObPine:

    I remember drooling over DV/X back in the day ... I ran DV on my 386DX-25 for two reasons: I had 8MB of RAM and DV let me use ALL of it, and it let me do modem-intensive apps in the background. I never "up" graded to DV/X, though - hadn't the $$, and I fell into Linux in the 0.99 days.

    1. Re:Low-cost XTerminal / use for obsolete hardware by d^2b · · Score: 1

      Ummm. Well, 16MB is not that low, by the
      standards of the time. I ran Sun Sparcstations
      (ELC) and the roughly equivalent 486 DX2/66
      with this amount of memory.

      They both ran X fine. KDE or GNOME, no. X yes.

      So maybe you should petition to opensource
      Linux 0.whatever or FreeBSD 2.2.5 :-)

      SunOS 4.1 was also pretty lean. Obligatory
      flamewar about slowlaris omitted due to extreme boredom.

  108. Re: Desqview by CrabCakeJimmy2k · · Score: 0

    I ran a 4 node BBS using Vbbs under DesqView. I remember the agony I went trhough trying to create rip graphics for it. I finally canned 'em all and cocenrtated on the ascii. Man, those were the days. Back then we were GODS my friends. I am SYSOP

  109. Actually it's "piqued" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *LOL*

  110. Re:This is ridiculous - NT != OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, early in it's development, Windows NT was known as OS/2 NT, and some bits of code made it from OS/2 into NT and continue on in your modern XP system. So to say that they are "completely separate" is overstating the case.

  111. But exporting DOS via X *was* a cool feature by billstewart · · Score: 2
    That *was* one of the cool features of DV/X - it meant that you could have one machine running DOS, and all of your Unix machines could run DOS applications in an X window (or at least N of them at a time could.) I don't remember if that was just DOS, or some of the primitive Windows modes, but either way it was potentially really useful for its time.


    Unfortunately, the spare 486 walked out of my lab before I could implement it.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  112. Re:DesqView/X and serial port sharing... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
    one of the most usefull features of DesqView/X was the ability to remotely access serial ports on another machine.
    Yeah, that remote access concept was fun. There was a machine across the street in the developers' area that was running DVX. For some reason it had a microphone on it (this is back in the early 90's when such things were really cool), so we would rexec the sound recorder on that box and then pick up the files. As I recall, the sound files from that box were too poor to really hear anything, bit it was fun watching the sound meter go whenever someone had a conversation in the vicinity.

    Nowadays, we'd probably be caught and tried as terrorists under the Patriot© act, but in those days most folks were trusting...

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    Yeah, right.
  113. Re: Desqview by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Hmm I remember spending the entire summer of 1989 creating aweomse ascii graphics for the "SixPack BBS" I was the sysop named "The_Drunkard". Only to have my parents decide they didn't want the extra phone line anymore on the same day it went live.

  114. Re:Where can I find DOS? - bootdisk.com by p0rkmaster · · Score: 1

    http://www.bootdisk.com - you can get a fully installable copy of DR-DOS 7.0 there.

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    ... I like to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. - Judge Harry Stone, Night Court
  115. Here's Another Obscure x86 OS by cjsnell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do any of y'all remember TSX-32? Well, I shouldn't say "remember", as it is still alive and well. I first found out about the TSX-32 Operating System back when I was in high school in 1992. The neat thing about this OS was that it was multi-user and had virtual consoles way before I had even heard of Linux. Anywho, it's still around and you can download the shareware version from their Web site.

    Chris

  116. Secret source code cannot be copyrighted by markb · · Score: 1

    If the source code is secret, then it cannot be copyrighted. Copyrights are only for things that are published.

    1. Re:Secret source code cannot be copyrighted by fyonn · · Score: 1

      no, thats patents. anything you write is copywrited by default (due to the berne convention I believe) whether you publish it or not. if you cracked into m$ and handed the windows souce to all and sundry I'm sure copyright would catch you eventually.

      dave

    2. Re:Secret source code cannot be copyrighted by markb · · Score: 1

      No, trade secrets != copyrights.

    3. Re:Secret source code cannot be copyrighted by fyonn · · Score: 1

      okay, so thats true, but it would also be a breach of copyright. my point is that you a) don't have to copyright anything, is it by it's nature copyrighted by virtue of you having created it and b) you don't have to ublish it anywhere which you have to do with patents

      dave

  117. Fatten dat up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I had just turned 18, and was working hard on the school swim team in my last year of High School.
    I groaned as I slowly walked down
    the hall to the locker room. It had been one hell of a practice today and I hurt in places where I didn't even know I had muscles. I dropped my stuff on the bench and slowly ambled down the hall to the showers. I went to the only warm shower and went to turn it on when I heard a small whimpering sound like that of a lost puppy. I looked around and over in a dark corner sat Jim. He was the captain of our swim team. I knew Jim better than some because we both had the same birthday, a piece of novelty that brought us together, joking from time to time. He was the best swimmer I knew and he was in the corner crying. I tried to figure out what was going on, and then I realized. He was ineligible. Life was really sucking for him right now. He had failed 2 out of his 6 classes meaning that for the rest of his senior year he could not swim. His senior year, when he was at the peak of his swimming ability, down the tubes!
    I went over to the corner and placed my arm around the huddled mass of quivering Jim. I took a moment and realized just what a good swimmer he really was. I tried to cajole him but he relentlessly cried and just moaned. I asked him what was wrong, as if I didn't already know. He turned his sweet face towards me and cursed. "I've fucked up. I have thrown away my life. I cant go to college. I wont even graduate this year. I will have to come to school again next year with your class." That made sense. Jim didn't have grades that were good enough for him to get into college. He was depending solely on his swimming talent, but who would pick up a swimmer who wasn't eligible to swim? I turned his face towards mine and looking into his deep penetrating eyes. I told him that it would be OK.
    He did something that truly shocked me. He pulled his head up and gave me an electrifying kiss. I was shocked that the most manly person I knew, oh captain my captain, was kissing me. I of course had heard the rumors around school. Ohh, big Jim was gay. But this Adonis of a man could not TRULY be gay. Sure he made all his own clothes. Sure the way that his Calvin Klein glued to his butt showed off his huge package. Yeah and he may flirt with girls.. but what has ever come of that. He was a virgin.. as far as the world knew. That showed that he had morals, values.. But, did it mean that Jim, ... gay? NO WAY.
    He looked at my shocked face and tried to scramble away. He only cried worse. He had figured that I was gay also, which is half true. It was all a remarkable turn of events. I had just come out to a bunch of my friends. A total of 13 people knew I was a bisexual. 10 females and 3 males... But no one could have told him that I was BI. They wouldn't have... Or would they?
    I looked at Jim and truly assessed him. He was tall about 6'1 and weighed no more than 160. He wore only a skimpy boxer shorts style pair of drag short speedo. They beautifully accented his nice ass that I so longed to rub and kiss. I looked down and they gave a tantalizing view of his beautiful bubble butt. His chest was accented with two lovely round black nipples that set upon his wide pecs. He had surely been working out for a long, long time to get them so big. His broad shoulders moved into a beautiful V shape that funneled down into his glorious love pit. He was not the hairiest of men, but neither was I, and after last weeks shaving there was just the shortest of stubble on both of us. I looked into his face. His smooth brown skin was accented by his beautiful brown eyes. He was not a perfect boy. He had little imperfections, but nothing like I do. He had a messed up front tooth.. but that was all that I could ascertain was wrong with him.
    I looked at my own, less than perfect body. I was an average dumpy person. I had brown hair that hung seductively around my face. It accented my pale white skin and highlighted my slim face. I was a short, only 5'8 to his 6'1. I had nowhere near the perfect 12 pack that he did, but I looked at my flat stomach and broad round nipples. I was average, he was not. I turned back to him and did the unthinkable.
    I nudged his nose with mine and cocked my head momentarily to the side. I shoved my tongue swiftly into his warm mouth and wrestled with his tongue for a few brief moment. I slid my hands down his back to his cute ass that I had longed to caress for the longest time. I broke the kiss and told him that everything WOULD be OK.
    At that moment we heard the rest of the team enter the locker room. They started their baying calls of grunts and moans as we typically did. The words of sex and 'deez' arose in a chorus as they gleefully played, snapping each other with towels. I stood up, invited Jim back to my place after practice. I adjusted my cock in my swim suit so that it wasn't so noticeably hard. He smiled warmly and thanked me for my comfort. I helped him up and he walked into the other room and got changed. I went once again and stood under the warm shower head. Just think. Only 2 minutes before I was still a virgin in mind, body and spirit. I was about to loose my virginity in so many ways later that night.
    We got strange looks from other teammates as I told coach that I would drive Jim home. It was understandable, I was just trying to help a guy who was having a bad day... Right? I had no ulterior motive... Did I? Ohh but I did my friend. I helped Jim into my 1969 orange/red Porsche. Yes... that is what I wanted to do... huh.. 69.. (~. I popped the clutch, revved the engine, and pulled the stick into reverse, all the while imagining doing all these things to Jim.
    We sped down the highway gaining distance from the school, and the swim team. I looked over at Jim and he had a forlorn look on his face. Poor boy, he was probably doubting his sexuality. I reached over and softly caressed his shoulder. He was wearing that light blue shirt, that was 4 sizes to small. It accented his pecs and drove me WILD!
    He turned and smiled. He leaned over and put his head against my chest. I told him that we were making a quick stop at my house before I would take him home. I mentioned that my parents had gone out of town for the weekend, and, if he liked, he could spend the night. It was Friday night, neither of us had any other plans then that practice, so he quickly agreed. I handed him my cell phone and he called his overly protective mother and got permission.
    I pulled into my garage and turned off the car. I motioned for Jim to come inside and wwshowed him into my castle. Well it wasn't really a castle, but I pride myself in my house. I thought Jim could really appreciate it. He was kind of a retro-man and.. well.. my house was VERY retro! I gave him the grand tour and final ended up in my bedroom, just where I wanted to be.I turned on my CD player and filled the room with the rhythm of 311. We sat down together on my bed and talked. He explained his frustration with school and with himself. We then gradually moved toward his sexuality. We both talked about how we had discovered out our sexuality. I tried to express to him that it was ok.. and JUST because you were gay/bi that it didn't mean you were damned to hell! Or any of that shit.He stared into my eyes, and I decided to make my move. I leaned forward and kissed him. He let a sigh of relief escape him and took up my offer. We started probing our tongues in and out, seeking to play a little tonsil hockey. As we continued to kiss, I decided to let my hands do the talking.I moved over so that he was sitting on my bed, and I had a knee on either side of him. I slid my hands up his shirt and began to delicately play with his broad black nipples. My tongue flicked on his broken tooth. Before I thought it was something annoying, an imperfection. But now, I looked at it through a whole new light.That reminded me. I pulled myself off of him and turned off my bedroom light. It was too glaring in its present state. I lit a couple of candles I had just randomly lying around my room. Ahh this would be nice! It gave the room an extra ambience for what was to lie ahead.I returned to my place on the bed and slowly began to stip off Jim's clothing one piece at a time. For now, he was my god and I was going to worship his beautiful body. I took off his shirt and kissed my way down his neck to his right nipple. I began to lick and nibble it until it was a hard, and erect stone. I then moved over to the other on and gave it the same service. I moved even father and snuggled into his happy trail. I licked my way all over his 6 pack tasting sweat, chlorine, and something else. Something I had never tasted before.. Well I will find out what that was later.I then removed his pants and looked to what my god possessed. His CK's were tented with an amazing potency. The cock inside those shorts was probably a beauty, the longest I will probably ever encounter. That would have to wait though. I went down to his toes. Kissing, and massaging his sore toe and calves. The light dusting of hair tickled my nose as I made my way along his legs, until... well, I had delayed this special moment long enough. I put a thumb on either side of his CK's and gently pulled down those shorts letting the family jewels loose.There was a barely audible pop as his hard cock smacked his 6 pack. I gazed at Jim's perfect body. Now presented to me in all its glory. His cock was at least 8 inches long. It was extemely beautiful in that was shaped like a beer can. It was extemely thick. His love muscle was uncut, but you could barely tell because the foreskin was stretched so tightly back. His rod was outlined with another soft dusting of hair that made up his pubes. Now don't under estimate it, it was a beautiful thing! In all its glory it stood looking at me, anticipating my next move.I took the black hunks' sex into my mouth, licking the head throughly to get the tiny bit of precum that stuck to the tip of his cock. Jim moaned with pleasure as I forced his cock deeper and deeper into my throat. At first I only got 2 inches down, but I managed about half of his cock until it started rubbing the back on my moist throat. I slowly withdrew to the tip and went back down on him. I repeated this process over and over until I felt him about to cum. I pulled off of him entirely. I licked my way down his cock to his warm balls.I had been ignoring his round eggs before now, but I massaged and licked them for all it was worth. I sucked one, then the other into my mouth rolling him around my tongue. His balls were too massive to have both of them into my mouth at the same time. After what seemed like 5 minutes I gave up on his balls and moved farther down. I licked the inside of his thighs and spread him wide open. I finally got to explore what I truly had been waiting for. I licked and ate his ass for all it was worth. I savored the deep musk and sweet sweat taste that had developed in his crack. I gently bit his glowing orbs and moved to spread his cheeks apart. His black anus was pink with excitement. It winked with anticipation as I licked around and around his sphincter muscle. I then finally hit the bull's-eye and Jim spasmed with joy. I heard his breathing become more ragged, like when he was nearing his last lap of a 500. I stuck my tongue in and out of his anus wiggling around. Jim rode me for all it was worth and screamed out in pleasure. After that he became very verbal. I decided it was time to finish him off. I moved back around to his front side.I once again put my hot mouth around his love machine. I pushed down and down, deep throating his rod until my mouth was rested in his beautiful pubes. OHHHHHHHHHH he gasped with pleasure. I knew he was starting to cum so I pulled my mouth up to the tip. I squirmed to stay on his cock, but some of his cum squirted out. My mouth was filled with his love juices. Swallowed some and as soon as he was finished made my way up to his mouth and gave him a snowball, or fed him back his own cum. He savored his own juices and jumped BLOCKQUOTE>on me. We wrestled for a minute and then Jim took me into his strong arms. We had finally switched rolls. Instead of me comforting him, now I was the bottom... and I am sure he will take good use of this in the future!

  118. Re: Desqview by xQx · · Score: 0

    PCBoard in one corner, Telix in the other. Those were the days.

    I had DesQview386 and NOBODY gave me ONE GOOD reason to move to that awful Windows 3.1 product.

    It wasn't until `96 that I gave into the beast.

    (Yes, I am aware of the fact I was using MICROSOFT dos. I know that. Still, it's not giving into the beast because MSDOS was really QDOS. At least they said in the name of the product it was quick and dirty. And it was quick. Quicker than 95,98,NT,2k or XP ever are.)

  119. Re: Desqview by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

    If you look on Simtel there are at least two Desqview-a-like DOS multitaskers, shareware or freeware. But no graphics. In fact it's amazing the amount of weird shit in the Simtel DOS archive.

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  120. real time control system with DV/X by fea · · Score: 1

    I forgot to mention in my previous post that we also used DV/X (about 1990-1991) for a near-real-time simulation and control system. We had a simulator of a nuclear power plant programed in FORTRAN running in one window of DV/X. In the other window we had an I/O interface transfering data between the simulator and a *REAL* control system that was connected to the *REAL* instruments. The signals to the instruments were simulated, but it was a live system. It worked pretty well and allowed us BFI (brute force and ignorance) engineers to get paid for a digital control system development on a nuclear power plant without having to pay big bucks to interface and program a real-time operating system. And, incidently, the digital controller is still in use today and the regulators approved the system.

  121. DesqVeiw/X has NOT been released... by dmlloyd · · Score: 1
    to my knowledge.

    As author of the petetion (Well, not that there really is a "petetion" persay), I feel I need to clarify this point.

    I have been in correspondance with a former Symantec/Quarterdeck employee who was talking with an internal contact, who said:

    Got an answer to your request for DV(/X) to be made [Public Domain]: no.

    The long and the short of it was "for the time and effort needed to release these as PD products, how does Symantec benefit other than from a feeling of goodwill from some users?". Essentially, they want a dollar-amount specified to quantify how SYMC can benefit from freeing these products.

    When presented with the argument that "No "time and effort" on Symantec's part would be involved, other than signing off on a statement releasing them to the public domain, just as Lineo has done with CP/M.", the internal contact repied:

    You missed my point. That's part of the problem in that it has to be approved by the PM, the Group PM, the division VP, and legal. Since there's no money in it for Symantec, or any big benefit, they're not going to do it. The CP/M example works for a small company. Symantec isn't small.

    I think that the best chance to have something DVX-like is to join Amos Vryhof's project listed elsewhere on this forum.

  122. Desqview is nice for multitasking by chrysalis · · Score: 2

    I used Desqview (not /X) for its multitasking capabilities to run a BBS. Worked like a charm. It was a truly multitasking OS way before Windows 95.

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  123. Re:Old *source code* not always releaseable by zoward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People also forget that "releasing the source code" entails a pass through it to clean up bad code, no-ops, and, particularly, comments. How many times have you looked though the source code to something and seen comments like:

    /* Warning - *MASSIVE* kludge below */

    or

    /* I had to do it this way because Fred was too
    *&^%$ lazy to code for this in the base
    libraries */

    Companies don't want customers to see this kind of thing, even in ten year old codebases. Even for companies who are willing to release their old binaries, it's hard to justify the time it takes to clean up the source code for release. Personally, I think Borland deserves kudos for treating this as abandonware and releasing the binaries. Let's hope more companies follow suit.

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  124. Re: Desqview by mitheral · · Score: 1

    That's 'cause there is so much weird stuff for DOS. One needed most of it to be even half way productive.

  125. Re: Desqview by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
    Ahh the memories! You haven't lived until you've tried to set up a two-node board and a FidoNet mailer under DESQview 386. ;)

    I ran such a setup for many years with TriBBS, until I finally switched to PCBoard and OS/2 3.0... Everything was much smoother under OS/2 -- no more random lock-ups and slowdowns!

    Well, my old BBS had only one line, but I ran it under DESQview on top of DR DOS 6 on a 286 and then on a 386SX. It never so much as hiccuped (except when the power supply started acting up). I went through a couple of BBS packages before settling on Maximus for the BBS itself and Opus for connecting to Fight-O-Net. Both were free (as in beer) and fairly customizable. With DESQview, I could have the BBS up while I read messages through an offline reader or transferred files to/from my Apple II.

    DESQview ruled. OS/2 was pretty decent (snagged a free copy of v3.0 at Fall Comdex '94), but IBM succeeded at snatching failure from the jaws of victory.

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  126. Re: Desqview by zillahX · · Score: 1

    Renegade ... 'nuff said

  127. "piqued," not "peaked." by pturley · · Score: 1

    EOM

  128. Elvis lives! by michaelbolton · · Score: 1

    Why would Slashdot users be so credulous? a) Why would they believe that Symantec would release DESQview/X (or any other Quarterdeck product) into the public domain? b) Why would they not check the Symantec site for a press release or any other information for any suggestion or evidence that this rumour is true? c) Why would they not bother to check the link at which the code allegedly resides to see if there's relationship there to Symantec? d) Why would they not do a WHOIS search on the cjb.net to see if they're linked to Symantec? All the reminiscences have been fun (accurate or not; not even Gary Pope's nephew got it right--DESQview/X could indeed run Standard Mode Windows programs on a DV/X machine, and better yet turned those Windows programs into X clients, allowing the user to sit at any box on the network and access any app s/he liked), but why are we so eager to discuss what is or isn't public domain, what does or doesn't constitute multitasking, and what does or doesn't constitute open source when the initial post was bullshit anyway? Aren't we supposed to be sophisticated, discerning, and clear-thinking boys and girls here? I'll give a souvenir copy of the DV manual to the first person that can demonstrate that Symantec has done anything at all with DESQview/Anything other than to bury it as deeply as possible in its corporate basement suite with the crazy uncle. ---Michael B. (ex-Quarterdeck)

  129. Screen needs regions like DV/386 windows by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    screen(1) needs to have rectangular regions like
    desqview (not dv/x) had. It would also be quite
    nice to be able to map "{alt}{alt}" to switch tasks,
    and there are probably a few other things that would
    be nice that I can't think of right now.

    But to me, being able to setup all my windows in
    various rectangles of a console would be GREAT, and
    is the main feature missing from screen.

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  130. Re:DesqView/X and serial port sharing... by garyrich · · Score: 2

    Do I know you? If so, you are remembering sideways. The mike was on an SGI machine, we did evesdropping from DV/X bozes. Much more fun was the SGI with its mike on in the board room.

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  131. Re: Desqview by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

    Yeah, wasn't it great to spend hours working on RIP graphics only to figure out that there was exactly 1 person on your board willing to go through the hassle to use them? Not to mention that ASCII graphics were a much. much faster way to get around the board. Can't waste those precious connect minutes!

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  132. Why haven't the Slashdot editors retracted this? by pdcull · · Score: 1

    According to the owner of the site refered to in the article:

    As I have said many times in many places. NO, Desqview/X is NOT Free. As far as where the submitter got the idea that it was free, I have no idea.

    The story is spurious. Misleading. False. Symantec haven't released the binaries as public domain.

    Come on Slashdot, you can do better than that. At least an offical acknowledgement that you've run a misleading story is in order...

  133. You are both under arrest by konmaskisin · · Score: 1

    ... as threats to the "Homeland".

  134. :) by ecampbel · · Score: 2

    n/t

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  135. Re:Low-cost XTerminal / Networking in DOS?? by Trilobyte · · Score: 1

    > Set up a bunch of 486s, or P-Is running DV/X,
    > give them each a Gnome or KDE desktop running
    > on some other server, and let people surf, or
    > whatever. One high power machine, lots of
    > terminals.

    That's a good idea, but how in the world are you supposed to network these machines? That free open-source version of Novell Netware? [Blink?]

    Does anybody know of any free Ethernet TCP/IP networking software (with NIC drivers!) for MS-DOS or FreeDOS or DR-DOS? Because this could open the door to having a bunch of cheap MS-DOS-based X terminals... definitely a conversation piece for geeks. I think I already know a few dumpsters with 486s for me to rescue...

    [Reminiscing: I remember I could only run regular DesqView on my old 486SX/25 with 4mb RAM, but my friend with his DX2-66 (!) and 16mb RAM (!!) could run DesqView/X and I was SO JEALOUS. It looked like the future of the PC (even though DV/X was already outdated)... that great X GUI of Linux, in only 8 megs of RAM, on MS-DOS! And so fast! But alas... it never caught on... so I bought an Amiga]

  136. Qdesk's other Win32 X-Window Server : eXpertise by markstinson · · Score: 1
    I used to work for Quarterdeck once they bought Datastorm (Procomm Plus). One product that Symantic has in their possession is eXpertise

    This is a Win16/Win32 X-Window Server that came on 5 floppy disk set. It would run on Win3.1 & Windows for Workgroups 3.11 (besides Win95). And it came with tons of decent features:

    • X11R6 Compliant
    • Local or Remote Window Managers
    • 24 bit color
    • Virtual Screens (would like that Rooted or Rootless)
    • Cut and Paste between Windows & X-Windows
    • Print output from local Windows Printer
    Too bad Symantic hasn't released this into the Public Domain. It's a very reasonable X-Windows Server.

    The other alternative for small X Servers is to go with MI/X or WeirdX (Java X Server)

    Later, Markus

  137. Re:DesqView/X and serial port sharing... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
    You sure do! I'm "Uncle Larry's" nephew!

    You are right about the SGI box - too many brain cells dead since then. Every time I make it back to LA, I somehow always end up driving by 150 pico. It hasn't changed all that much. :)

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  138. DESQview/X ran Win3.1 by castlan · · Score: 1

    According to this screenshot DESKview/X ran Win3.1 Apps in a rooted style, with the win3.1 Desktop in one Window on the X server.