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Two Towers Teaser Trailer
SicariusMan writes "Seems there is a Two Towers teaser out at movie-list.com. Thank goodness for the CrossOver Plugin." And Astin writes "Ain't it cool news has a list of mirrors showing the new LoTR trailer. More action and burning and orcs, etc, etc, etc."
Does anyone know why the Two Towers teaser isn't up at apple.com/trailers/? They've used Apple for all of their other stuff. It seems odd for them to change now.
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* This movie is going to rock. I can't wait!
* Stupid apple doesn't port Quicktime to linux.
* So do we support the MPAA today, or are we against them?
* The Matrix Reloaded is going to be much cooler than this one.
* How dare they call it The Two Towers after 9-11.
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That took about a minute and a half.
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Frodo: Samwise, what's that out in the distance?
Sam: I'm not sure, Master Frodo. It looks like a mighty army.
Frodo: Samwise, why are they all wearing pocket protectors and Palm Pilots?
Sam: Good Lord, Master Frodo! It's the Slashdot Effect! Run, Master, Run!
Frodo: No, not the dreaded 404 Errors of Death! Even Sauruman has no defenses against this horrible threat!
(Soon the sounds of two small hobbits is drowned out by the sounds of a million mice clicking out in terror, then suddenly silenced.)
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(1) the page to be slashdotted, or
(2) for the page to have to get rid of the "bootleg" copy? (Or by some weird chance, might that "bootleg" copy be legal?)
I'm just hoping the page stays up long enough for my downloads to finish. Knowing the notorious /. effect, I wouldn't be surprised if I got up to 97% complete and then had their server lock up....
But I'm glad people are starting to talk about *these* two towers instead of those other two. I'm ready for some good escapism.
Never in the course of human history have so few been so slashdotted by so many.
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
Hrm. I thought most people already had the pirated version of this trailer, oh, 3 months ago?
... what the "two towers" are (two different towers in different places, each ruled by evil men). I imagine they did that to try to dampen the association with the "twin towers".
The association is nonetheless unavoidable, but perhaps welcome. Aside from being a rocking good movie, I think LoTR's portrayal of a great evil in the land, and a heroic quest to save the innocents, played a big part in its success.
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Since it looks like it's going to be a while before anyone can access the file, I've put up a copy on my local server.
Enjoy!
Experts agree: everything is fine.
While the technology may be good in and of itself, the only player capable of playing back current files royally, *ROYALLY* sucks. I hate QuickTime player with a passion, even real has a better player design, even though their core technology sucks.
Anyway, you don't have to pay money just to play QuickTime under Linux using Apple's crappy player, wine supports everything from the installer to player itself just fine without commercial enhancements, though without browser enhancements. To avoid having the screen blacked over while using QuickTime, select "n" instead of native or builtin for "ddraw" in the wine config file.
While I realize being this cheap may not be good for codeweavers, I think its important that people realize that playing back QuickTime files (free under windows), does not require money under Linux. Codeweaver's offers good browser integration and a viable platform for Office to run on, but they are not a requirement for running Apple's quicktime player decently.
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I wonder if they're going to keep the format similar to the book, which was originally supposed to be two seperate volumes. Will they tell one group's story in the first half of the movie, and then ditch those characters for the rest of the film and concentrate on Frodo and Sam? Or will they they and cut back and forth between the two plot lines?
I hope they keep like the book, but I can understand how some of the bigger name acting in the film might be upset to know they're only in the first half of the movie.
This appears to be the version that was shown in theaters on March 29.
cause we all know that quicktime sucks, only seconded by the crap that is Real Player and it's craptastic video formats.
Try gnutella.
All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.
I have placed a mirror with both trailers on it. It will be up for a short while.
Movie Trailer
Bootleg Trailer( Will be up in a few.)
US (linked from theonering.net): http://homepage.mac.com/charliechicken/.Movies/TTT tease.mov
Germany: http://www.herr-der-ringe-film.de/hdr/media/videos / otR-TwoTowers-Teaser.mov
France: http://www.elbakin.com/ressources/deux_tours_tease r.mov
action and burning and orcs, Oh My!
Yep, looking good. I wonder what details from the book were changed for the screenplay this time around.
And have they done as good a job not letting that destroy the flic?
Okay, I *know* that everyone who's read LOTR *knows* Gandalf comes back as Gandalf the White and kicks some big-time ass. Those who *didn't* read and had the LOTR movie as their first and only exposure to Tolkein didn't!
My wife asked me, at the end of LOTR, "He's not really dead is he?"
"Of course he's dead, dear," I replied. "Didn't you see that great big pit he fell into? Even if he somehow managed to survive the fall, don't you think the Balrog would have survived it too?"
So here they come and spoil the fuck out of it for the non-readers with the damn trailer. Thanks a whole fucking lot, Peter Jackson.
(Seriously, looks like PJ and the actors have done some world class work here. Can't wait till X-Mas!)
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I saw this trailer last month. They're showing it at the end of FoTR now. I can't believe they're showing as much as they are. They gave away something they never should've. I feel bad for anyone that hasn't read the book and sees the trailer before watching the movie. Actually, I just feel bad for anyone that hasn't read the book;-)
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Before I saw the first installment of LoTR, I was in the middle of reading "The Hobbit." After I saw LoTR, I immediately ran out and bought the trilogy and finished it off in a couple of weeks. After reading the books I thought that reading them in advance would ruin the experience of watching the movie (I know... seems backwards).
But, what actually happened was the fact that I knew what was going on in the trailer and seeing my mind's eye's pictures on the screen was powerful. Very moving - I actually care for and know the characters well enough to have an emotional response to what happens to them on the screen.
I think it has something to do with the fact that LoTR has stayed very close to the books. I am more excited than ever to see the next installment. I think I will be more impressed as the series goes on. (if that is possible)
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Well, there's the first part anyway, you get the idea.
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In a brilliant advertising coup, Starbucks has funded the replacement of The One Ring with a more appropriate object of obsession...the Mochochocofrappalatteeextracaffinated Cooler!
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Same thing here. The last movie I saw was Ocean's 11, and the sound kept cutting out during the big finale. We (myself, my wife, and the rest of the people at that screening) got free tickets, and with any luck, the wife and I will be able to cash them in this weekend when the grandparents come down to see the grandkids :)
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There was actually a troll who started a petition to change the name. And there was even an anti-petition petition asking them to keep the name. This thing has been done.
wow, compared to the SW:II "breathing" teaser, this LOTR:TT teaser was chock full of info...not to mention that it gives away the spoiler that Gandalf returns in the second movie...granted that's not a spoiler for me, or for many (who've read the book), but for others it might be....
all and all though, it looks awesome, and the huge battle scenes look great...as with FOTR which was a much better movie then PM, it already looks like TT will be a better move then AOTC (just from the teaser)...then again, it's kinda like comparing apples to oranges...sure, AOTC had a huge universe to draw from, by TT has a greate piece of literature behind it with a strong story...not just Lucas making it up as he goes a long...(note: that was not a star wars flame...i'm a huge star wars fan)...
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You do not need a mac or w9x machine, or a crossover plugin. The work people have done xine which was referred to on slashdot plays this successfully.
Yes, I'm watching it now.
All i have to say is, if they somehow cut out the whole plotline with the Ents, I will be very upset. That was probably the coolest part of that book, an army of tree like people destroying stuff. I want my Ents!!!
I am noticing a lack of Ents in the preview. Does anyone know if the big boys are going to be in the movie?
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DAMN that looks badass... why does December have to be so far away! Maybe i can go into cryosleep and have scientists wake me up when the world is a better place (when all 3 movies are out in DVD box set)
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One Ring to Find Them
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... it needs something about the producers hauling away bags of cash... but that's more in the vein of 'The Hobbit' then the LOTR Trilogy.
Here's hoping they stick to the book's storyplot.
With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg!
Don't be hasty. You can't decide anything in three minutes. Or three hours come to that.
Oh, and TheLordOfTheRingsColonTheTwoTowers is too short to be its right name.
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Dammit! Do NO servers stand up to the demand?
Damn you! That's my machine! Now I'm gonna get slashdotted!
Okay, Spoiler warning.
My wife is currently reading each book before its movie is released. She has never read them before, and doesn't know any of the plot twists, so she's asked all her friends not to give away any spoilers. After seeing Fellowship, she was lamenting Gandalf's demise when someone had to spill the beans. Since then, it's happened so often that it's become a running joke to see how many inconsiderate people mention Gandalf's return - arguably the most important surprise in the books - to those who don't yet know.
And now it's in the figgin' trailer! Sheesh.
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This is the first time I try the Crossover Plugin, and it actually works! Wow, great work on that one. Anyone who hasn't tried it, I suggest you do!
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I'm so pleased to see that Eowyn is going to be in the movie. I was so scared that she'd be replaced by Arwen Warrior Princess.
for those who have not read the books (fools!).
This, concerning the white dressed man, in the forest. I'll say no more.
He predicted WTC bombing 47 years before the fact, and the third movie is RETURN OF THE KING. JESUS IS COMING BACK YOU HAD BETTER RECOGNIZE
Be prepared to bake your pot brownies (or other baked goods) again for this one. I ate a bunch of "christmas cookies" before seeing the Fellowship of the Ring and man was it a blast.
Here's some hints on baking:
Simmer butter with ganja (and a little water) for at least 2 hours. After 2 hours or so gradually kick up the heat until you are sauteeing the weed and the water is boiled off. Use butter and weed mixture in your baking recipe of choice. Its better if you don't strain out the weed, you'll waste less. Start eating 2 hours before the movie starts to get it to kick in at the right time. You can eat again right before the movie or whenever. Your timing may very. If you eat it before a meal it'll kick in faster since your body will be in digestive mode.
Enjoy! This is a three hour movie and you'll be nicely toasted the entire time, even when you step out of the theatre. Meanwhile the stoners who only smoked up will be sobering up 1 hour into the movie.
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Zoot!
You know there's something wrong when the title "two towers" make you think of September 11th instead of Tolkien :( And I'm not even American...
Stupid thing is, I run Apple hardware, but not their OS.
My only solution for playing Quicktime movies is MacOnLinux, which is cool and everything, but the reason why I run Linux is so that I don't have to run MacOS.
Apple should learn from www.joelonsoftware.com's recent article, and comoditize the player (or a free 'non-pro' version of it) to increase revenues on the encoders.
Heck, I would even *pay* for Quicktime Pro for Linux PPC.
I hope they got at least this right, when they blew the thing with Saruman so completely and revealed his alliance with Sauron in the first part long before it was revealed in the book at the end of Two Towers.
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Probably the same reason I do: $10 for stupid hollywood crap.
ummm... yeah and uh... something to do with DivX or something like that too...
Last movie I was glad I paid for was The Royal Tennenbaums. Though I missed Amelie, and everyone who knows my tastes said that I would have loved it.
Spider-Man just freaked me out. You could see my dorm window in the background of one of the early shots. Most movies say they're filming at Berkeley or "Ithica" or wherever, but just show some movie set. When Spider-Man said "Columbia," they meant Columbia. Except for the spider lab in Low Library, what was up with that?
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Did she really say that?
The only thing I can hope is that New Line will release a good version of their trailer now that this has been leaked. That piece of trash looks like they converted it from RealMedia :(
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It's obvious this is a tele sync from the preview at the end of LOTR with new voice over and some good editing. This is fake. New Line, Apple and lordoftherings.net would have this all over if it were real. Look, there's not one single scene that is not available from the preview. It does look good though... makes the fan Episode II trailer look like kindergarten.
All of the remarks concerning showing Gandalf in the trailer as a major spoiler are valid, however Peter Jackson said in an interview (which I can't seem to find) about the teaser trailer that he polled fans about what they wanted to see in a teaser trailer, and Gandalf was towards the top of the list. That is why we see Gandalf in the teaser. He gave the fans what they wanted. His reasoning also was that the people who would be staying for the trailer when it was after FOTR would be the hardcore fans who already knew Gandalf comes back.
Hi! I'm from the MPAA! I'm here to install rights-management software in all of your digital devices!
Fuck you, you fascist bastard!
No, really, it's the law now. All that money you spent seeing Spiderman and that movie about the gay Hobbits? We used it to lobby congress.
I'm boycotting you!
Are you sure? Here, look! Another Hobbit movie!
OOOOH! Here's more money! Please sodomize me!
The real teaser is it's Slashdotted as soon as I find out about it.
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"What does it do?"
"Nobody knows."
Man I can't believe it. Not only did the trailers give away so much about the movie, but this guy actually wrote out the entire story a while back, way before the movie came out, and totally ruined it for me. What an ass hole. I pretty much knew exacly what was going to happen before I even saw it.
But watching it on the sceen was so much better than actually having to use my imagination. The orcs in my mind had little jaggies, because I couldn't render all of them well in real time. It's so much easier just to borrow someone else's imagination and not think so much. Man my brain hurts from having to type so many words. I need a better cooling system for me head.
There is also a (real) DVD floating around. Not that I have it and already watched it 4 times in the past 2 weeks. DVD-R burners are great. And just so no one freaks out, yes I am planning on buying it (the SE version, of course) when it comes out.
For the last week, I've been itching to post this but due to Net complications, it was not to be. However, fellow excited LOTR geeks, I am here to report I have seen the full trailer for The Two Towers, in a theatre, and you can too.
I live in Ithaca, NY, home of Cornell University, who (thankfully) continue to show films over the summer, and at the end of last week's screening of Fellowship, there was the (at least 3 minute) preview of Towers. I haven't seen this one online that everyone's talking about, but I'm assuming it's the same. I'm one of those who enjoys previews in the theatre before the feature, especially when it gets you all wet, like the LOTR trilogy. And this was amazing.
So I recommend to any and all, find a college close by that's screening Fellowship if you can. My theory is that they have an advance copy of the VHS (it wasn't DVD - their audio was awwwwful ) to show, and they let us see the preview. Thanks, CU.
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I learned when I was ten years old not to write off ANYONE who merely disappears into oblivion, instead of getting squished or chopped or shot onscreen.
After Star Wars in 1977 (that is, before anyone even realized it was gonna make it big, before sequels were even publically discussed), it was clear to me.
After Obi-Wan vanished to Darth's lightblade, was Luke hearing his own memories/thoughts of Obi-Wan? Or was Obi-Wan really more powerful without his body? Darth Vader merely spun out of control for a while, then flew away. The next movie surely clinched both questions: Darth wasn't done and Obi-Wan's presence wasn't either.
So when I read that Gandalf fell down the pit, I said, "we've got a lot of trilogy left, and Tolkien's making an awfully big deal out of Gandalf being dead; I bet he comes back."
Your wife seems to know these story rules too.
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It pissed me off. I still remember lying in bed next to my wife when she was reading "The Two Towers", not having ever read the series before. I too had refused to tell her whether or not Gandalf was alive.
I remember her happily saying "GANDALF!!" when she got to the part where he came back. I remember how happy she was that her favorite character hadn't died and I thought "the next movie is going to be so cool with an audience filled with people that happy." Oh well, so much for that.
They had a chance to create a nice litle movie moment, a moment for the audience to cheer and yell much like we did when Yoda tottered around the corner in AOTC. They chose to blow it instead.
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Let me know when you've transcoded to a reasonable format. I don't do Quicktime anymore. I'd rather miss the trailer. It's not like I'm not going to see the movie, after all.
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Somebody please mod this guy as flamebait... I'm out of ammo today.
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It's a very good movie. I haven't seen Minority Report yet, so I can't offer a comparison. I suspect your wife will enjoy BI, better than MR, unless of course she's a big Cruise or SciFi fan.
Just to get this thread back On Topic...
The new LOTR:TT trailer would be great if I could actually see anything. The damn thing's so small you really don't see much. I'm sure I'll be able to find a downloadable copy on a Newsgroup when I get home tonight. What I don't understand is why they have to make the trailer 240x180? Would it hurt anything to make it twice as big?!?!?!
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I found this on http://www.theonering.net/movie/faq/page05.html It is now confirmed that Ents will in fact play a role in the movies, and will be created fully by WETA's digital effects team. According to TheOneRing.net spy Galadriel, Ents will "look more tree-like than human-being-like but somewhat transform from tree into walking being." In Jackson's original interview with Ain't It Cool News, he stated that the films would contain scenes of the Ents storming Isengard. In addition, John Rhys-Davies, who portrays Gimli in the films, will also provide the voice of Treebeard.
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Ok the mplayer people and the xine people need to get together here because the video is working in xine 0.9.11a
Just smack the two together and we'd have a perfectly good native Linux QuickTime player...
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Note also that the former name of Minas Morgul was Minas Ithil. In Elrond's words:
If a thing is not diminished by being shared, it is not rightly owned if it is only owned & not shared. S. Augustine
Or are you saying they should leave Sir Ian off the ad credits, keep him off the talk show circuit as the premiere approaches, etc? Madness.
It works perfectly in Xine! First QT movie in Xine that I've seen sound working, actually.
Hey?
Here I've been thinking since I was 12 that the title was referring to Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul, not Orthanc and Bara-dur?
Another concession to the hollyweird?
This sounds suspiciously like the exact same trailer they showed at the end of the LOTR movie, complete with Gandalf spoiler. Am I the only one who saw that trailer? I remember the first time I saw LOTR there was no trailer at the end.
Sorry, too big a download to confirm.
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That's exactly what they should do. What ever happened to the art of showmanship?
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And to think that the are 3600 signatures on that petition, even with the reminder at the top that the book was named 47 years ago. I wonder if this guy was really serious. People need to move on...
Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
There were scenes in FOTR, while at Isengard, where Jackson went out of his way (well, more accurately, the movie plot went out of its way) to show us massive trees getting cut down, with the local foreman saying things like, "These trees have deep roots."
Why do we care about the trees, when they play no obvious part in the growing of Saruman's army? We don't care, yet.
I believe it was Anton Chekov, the famous Russian playwright, who said that if you show a character loading the gun in the first act, you must fire it in the third. If you show a gun firing in the third act, you must show it being loaded in the first. And Peter Jackson knows this.
We've seen the loading of the gun. Be patient. :-)
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
In this case, it's been overridden by the need to be practical.
Think about it... you are asking for 100% GANDALF-FREE trailers, advertisements, toys, promotional materials, lobby cutouts, EVERYTHING you can think of to do with TTT. You're saying they should ignore the star power of Sir Ian, give the man short shrift by leaving his name off everything (except the movie itself of course), deny him the opportunity to help promote the film, all to keep a WIDELY KNOWN "spoiler" out of the minds of those few laggards who haven't yet bothered to pick up the books?
Like I said, madness.
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I'm not into LOTR at all, so when I saw this story on the front page, I thought, "Cool! They're making an action film about the WTC!" Imagine my disappointment to find out it was LOTR.
And before you cast me off as 'sick', was Schlindler's List 'sick'? No, I think not.
Too soon perhaps. But you just KNOW we're going to have a WTC movie at some point in the future. Perhaps after WW3 has finished.
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sigh i submitted this within moments after it appeared at www.theonering.net which was long before it appeared at the movie site, and my story was rejected
oh well
the trailer is still good, but frankly isnt nearly as good as what was shown on the tail-end of LOTR:FOTR
Ain't that the truth.
As a matter of fact, I didn't even need to read the second line of your post!
I did anyway, though. Stupid me. I was hoping to be pleasantly surprised but DAMN so predictable.
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Given the lack of ent shots in the preview, there's probably a large room of frantically busy animators in New Zeland Maya'ing like crazy. What could be a more difficult CG challenge? Ents are all character. They don't have flashy teeth, wings, or much in the way of joints, and they are the most endearing characters in the six books. I bet there's a huge pile of ent bits in /dev/null, and not many left for the previews.
When I read the article title, I thought it was some kind of new movie about Sep. 11...
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You say two towers and my mind instantly replays 9/11 for me
Your problem, not mine. Say "Twin towers" and I agree, but "Two towers" will always be LOTR for me.
Ceci n'est pas un sig.
You're probably that jerk who sits three rows behind me and tosses m&m's at my head. Fsck you.
Actually, I'm the guy who's so paranoid that he's afraid to open his bag of chocalate covered peanuts for fear that the loud noise will disturb others or that the bag will violently rip open sending peanuts everywhere into the heads of others, so he gets the girl he came with to do it for him. Seriously, that happened when I went to see LotR. BTW You have m&m's tossed at your head all the time? You need to start standing up for yourself.
Why don't you try enjoying life through reason instead of wildly overstimulating your animal brain? You're no better than a dog at that rate.
Umm... ok. I've been sober since December. And that means no alcohol and no caffiene, either. During this time, I've visited other countries, I've had enormous amounts of sex, I've worked out 4-6 times a week, and I've solved some pretty daunting problems. I'm enjoying life through reason (though still being a dog with the constant sex and excercise).
But when the time comes I will use cannabis. Honestly, LotR is so amazing that it deserves the enhancement of cannabis to allow you to completely become part of Middle Earth. And I think there are many stoners among the Slashdot group who agree, and I thought they could learn from my experience in cooking. I don't get stoned for every movie, but for LotR I do! I mean the people of Middle Earth are stoner for Christ's sakes! "Pipe-weed"!!! To take a step further, in real life, Elijiah Wood and other cast members smoke pot (and eat shrooms). Its only appropriate.
Zoot!
Honest, what is so great about those movies.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
Shit, it was NINE MONTHS ago! Give it a rest!
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Somehow I get the feeling this idiot is just being a dumfuck failure of a troll-like clonelet rather than being a syphalitic, drooling, imbecile with a tooless, gaping maw in the middle of what is, in a human, classifed as a face similar to the onew currently screwing thing up in a glaringly painted building while his buddies riup people of, collapse companies flip the bird to people that lost money then shit on them.
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